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Demonic voice: I AM SATAN,
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KING OF ALL THAT IS EVIL.
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Man: IN THE NAME
OF GOD ALMIGHTY,
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I CAST YE
BACK TO HELL!
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I COMMAND
THY PUTRID SPIRIT
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BE BANISHED FROM
THIS CHILD'S SOUL.
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NEVER!
THE GIRL IS MINE!
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MINE, MINE, MINE,
MINE, MINE, MINE...
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DON'T YOU STICK YOUR
TONGUE OUT AT ME!
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AW, I'LL DO WHAT
I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
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STOP YOUR CURSING!
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MAKE ME, SLIME BALL.
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I AM A PRIEST!
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OH, PARDON ME...
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YOUR REVEREND
AND HOLY SLIME BALL.
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HOW ABOUT THESE, POPS?
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I COMMAND YOU,
CLOSE YOUR BLOUSE!
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WATCH THIS, BUD.
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PUT DOWN
THAT CRUCIFIX!
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OHH, I LOVE IT!
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STOP IT!
I COMMAND YOU!
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BE GONE, SATAN!
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BE GONE, DEMON!
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[WIND BLOWING]
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Satan: NO!
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Child, crying:
MOTHER! MOTHER!
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MOTHER!
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MOTHER!
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FATHER, IS IT
ALL OVER?
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IS NANCY
ALL RIGHT?
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BLESS YOU.
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FATHER, HOW CAN I
POSSIBLY THANK YOU?
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[HEART BEATING]
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Satan: MAYII?
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AAH!
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OOH! OOH! OOH!
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AAH! HA HA HA!
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OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!
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OH! OH! OH! OH!
OH! OH! OH! OH!
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EW! OOH!
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OOH, OOH!
AAH!
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AAH!
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[GROANS]
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OOH.
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Satan:
I'LL BE BACK!
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OOH!
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OH, SHIT.
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[SIGHS]
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OOH.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
ARTISAN ENTERTAINMENT
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♪ I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS ♪
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♪ WHEN THE DEVIL
WALKED IN ON ME ♪
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♪ OH, NO ♪
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♪ WAVING HIS HANDS SAID ♪
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♪ "COME ON, JUST FOLLOW ME" ♪
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♪ SO I, I LOOKED HIM
IN THE EYE ♪
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♪ AND I SHOWED HIM
TO THE DOOR ♪
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♪ OH, NO ♪
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♪ AND I TOLD HIM
TO GET LOST ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN THERE
ONCE BEFORE ♪
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♪ DON'T WANT TO BE
RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
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♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
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♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
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♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
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♪ NOW I'VE... I'VE BEEN INVITED ♪
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♪ TO THE NEVERLAND
CALLED HELL ♪
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♪ IT'S MUCH TOO WARM FOR ME ♪
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♪ DON'T LIKE THE HEAT
THAT WELL ♪
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♪ AND I LOOKED FEAR
IN THE FACE ♪
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♪ SO MANY TIMES BEFORE ♪
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♪ AND THAT'S WHY I'M SO FAST
TO SHOW HIM TO THE DOOR ♪
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♪ DON'T WANT TO BE
RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
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♪ GET ON OUT...
GET ON OUT OF THE DOOR ♪
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♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
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♪ GET ON OUT...
GET ON OUT OF THE DOOR ♪
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♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
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♪ OH, NO ♪
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♪ UH-OH ♪
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♪ GET ON OUT...
GET ON OUT OF THE DOOR ♪
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♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
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Priest, German accent:
UH, ADAMS?
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HERE.
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BLAINE?
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YES, FATHER.
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GRIGSBY?
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HERE, FATHER.
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THE MORMON
TABERNACLE CHOIR?
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♪ HERE ♪
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GOOD DAY TO YOU.
I AM FATHER MAYII.
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AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME
YOU TO THE SEMINAR.
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I AM HERE TO DISCUSS
AN INCIDENT IN MY LIFE
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THAT FIRST DESTROYED,
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AND THEN RENEWED MY BELIEF
IN DIVINE INTERVENTION.
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17 YEARS AGO, A YOUNG GIRL
WAS A VICTIM OF AN EPISODE
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OF DEMONIC POSSESSION,
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AND I WAS CALLED IN
TO RESCUE HER SOUL.
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NOW, THAT BATTLE LEFT ME
BROKEN PHYSICALLY,
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AND MENTALLY...
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BUT RECENTLY,
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MY FAITH HAS BEEN RENEWED.
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AND I BELIEVE THAT EVEN THE
MOST CYNICAL AMONG YOU HERE
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WILL... FIND...
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THIS STORY...
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INSPIRING.
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YOUNG LADY, WOULD YOU
PULL DOWN YOUR DRESS?
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SURE.
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UP!
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OOH.
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Mayii: I HAD LONG SINCE
LOST TRACK
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OF THE CHILD NANCY.
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SHE HAD GROWN TO WOMANHOOD
AND GOT MARRIED,
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AND HAD SETTLED DOWN
WITH HER HUSBAND
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AND 2 LOVELY CHILDREN,
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IN A PICTURESQUE
NEIGHBORHOOD
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WITH PLAYFUL CHILDREN
AND PICKET FENCES,
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AND LOTS OF CAUCASIANS.
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AH-CHOO!
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TV announcer: SO,
FOR THE FIFTH TIME,
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THIS CHARITY MATCH
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BETWEEN THE PRO HOCKEY
ALL-STARS,
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AND PEGGY HAMILL'S
PALS ON ICE
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HAS TURNED UGLY, DAN.
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Dan: YEAH, AND IT WAS
RUSTY THE ROOSTER
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WHO STARTED IT ALL
WITH HIS...
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[IN A BRITISH ACCENT]
...FOR ANOTHER EPISODE
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OF BRIDE'S HEAD
REVISITED...
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AT LAST...
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MY DEAR, SWEET,
LOVING BRIDE!
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OH, MY DARLING!
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OK, KIDS, DINNER'S
ALMOST READY!
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TURN OFF THE TV!
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WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
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OH, YOUR FAVORITE...
PRIME RIBS, SWEET POTATOES,
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GREEN BEANS...
AND SPLIT PEA SOUP.
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[DRAMATIC DRUM BEATS]
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NOT AGAIN!
OH, MOM!
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Both: I HATE
SPLIT PEA SOUP!
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YOU KNOW
WE HATE IT.
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MOM, WE HATE IT!
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I SAID THEY WERE
LOVELY CHILDREN.
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AT THIS POINT, THEY HAD
NOT TAKEN ACTING LESSONS.
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REALLY, MOM, I WANT
TO CHANGE MY NAME.
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ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS
THINK IT'S DORKY.
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OH, HONEY, BUT FRIEDA
IS SUCH A NICE NAME.
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NOT MY FIRST NAME.
MY LAST NAME... AGLET.
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COME ON! WHAT'S IT MEAN,
ANYWAY?
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WELL, FRIEDA,
IN THE OLD DAYS,
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AGLET MEANT HE WHO PUTS
THOSE TINY PLASTIC THINGS
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ON THE END OF SHOELACES.
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SEE, BACK THEN, A MAN'S NAME
WAS THE SAME AS HIS OCCUPATION.
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OH, LIKE A MAN NAMED
FRED CARPENTER
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WOULD BUILD HOUSES?
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MM-HMM.
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OR A THOMAS BAKER
MADE BREAD?
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EXACTLY.
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SO, WHAT DID
JOHN HANCOCK DO?
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WELL, THERE WERE
SOME EXCEPTIONS.
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TV: ♪ CLAP ON ♪
[CLAP, CLAP]
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♪ CLAP OFF ♪
[CLAP CLAP]
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♪ CLAP ON,
CLAP OFF ♪
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♪ THE CLAPPER ♪
[CLAP CLAP]
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Announcer: HERE'S ERNEST
AND FANNY RAE WELLER.
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HEY, BLESS YOU!
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GOD BLESS YOU!
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WELCOME TO ERNEST AND
FANNY'S MIRACLE HOUR.
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I AM ERNEST...
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AND I'M FANNY.
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OH, AND YOU ALL KNOW
LITTLE FOO-FOO.
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All: HI, FOO-FOO!
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OH, FOO-FOO SAYS,
"GOD BLESS YOU, EVERYONE."
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HA HA HA HA.
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WE HAVE A TERRIFIC
LINE-UP OF INSPIRATION
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FOR YOU
ON THIS PROGRAM.
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AS USUAL, WE'LL BE
READING SOME PASSAGES
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FROM THE GOOD BOOK.
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AND JUST POSSIBLY,
WE WILL HEAL
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SOME OF OUR SICKLY,
AND/OR...
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CRIPPLED FOLLOWERS.
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AND YOU KNOW, ERNEST,
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FOO-FOO JUST LOVES
WHEN YOU HEAL PEOPLE.
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FOO-FOO IS
A GOOD DOG.
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ARF!
WHY, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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[ALL GASP]
...ZU. SHIH-TZU.
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All: AHH.
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Boy: I DON'T WANT
TO WATCH THIS!
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NO, WAY!
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY...
COME ON, NOW.
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OK, OK.
I'LL CHANGE IT.
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Ernest: WHY,
YOU LITTLE FOO-FOO.
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[REMOTE CONTROL
CLICKING]
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THAT'S STRANGE.
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I DON'T KNOW...
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MAYBE THE BATTERIES
ARE DEAD.
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I'LL CHANGE IT
MYSELF.
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Ernest: WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT
THE MIGHTIEST EVIL OF ALL...
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THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
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NEVER FORGET THAT SATAN
CONSTANTLY SURROUNDS US,
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WITH BUT ONE GOAL
IN MIND...
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TO STEAL YOUR SOUL!
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[YELLING]
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Nancy: SILENCE!
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[IN AN EERIE VOICE]
ONE MORE WORD
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OUT OF YOU LITTLE
SACKS OF SHIT,
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AND THERE'LL BE NO MORE
TV FOR YOU TONIGHT!
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[GROANS]
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HA HA HA HA!
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AHH...
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OH! UHH! UHH...
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OH! OH, KIDS,
I'M SO SORRY!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
CAME OVER ME!
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OH!
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20 BUCKS SAYS
IT'S P.M.S.
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[NANCY SCREAMS]
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MAKE IT STOP!
MAKE IT STOP!
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AAH! MAKE IT STOP!
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[SCREAMING]
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[CRYING]
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I HATE THAT CONTROL.
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OH, HONEY,
I'M SO SORRY.
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HEY, DON'T BE
SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
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I SHOULD'VE DUCKED.
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YOU HAVE THIS THING
CHECKED OUT
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BY DR. HACKETT
TOMORROW, OK?
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[SQUISH]
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[HISSES]
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[GROWLS]
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YEP. DEFINITELY P.M.S.
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I HAD NO IDEA THAT SATAN
HAD ENTERED NANCY'S BODY.
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AND SEIZED HER SOUL
ONCE AGAIN.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
AT THAT TIME,
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I WAS SO BURNED-OUT...
AS THEY SAY IN CALIFORNIA...
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I COULDN'T FIND MY BUTT
WITH BOTH MY HANDS.
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I TOOK A SABBATICAL,
AND I TRAVELED.
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BUT NO MATTER
WHERE I WENT,
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THE MEMORY
OF THAT AWFUL NIGHT
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KEPT HAUNTING ME.
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[GROANING]
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OH, HONEY, I FORGOT
TO GRAB MY PURSE.
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LET'S GO BACK.
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ALL RIGHT.
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[BANG]
244
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,683
Ha! Ha! Ha!
245
00:12:31,812 --> 00:12:33,818
HERE? NOW?
246
00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:35,171
[GIGGLING]
247
00:12:40,665 --> 00:12:43,271
OH, EXCUSE ME.
ARE YOU GETTING OFF?
248
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:50,305
P.A.: DR. FINGERS, PLEASE
REPORT TO PROCTOLOGY.
249
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,344
DR. FINGERS...
250
00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:52,960
OH, DOCTOR...
DR. HACKETT?
251
00:12:53,376 --> 00:12:54,810
UH, NO.
I'M NOT A DOCTOR.
252
00:12:54,811 --> 00:12:56,980
BUT I DO PLAY ONE
ON TELEVISION.
253
00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:59,182
THAT'S WHY I RECOMMEND
NEW BUFFER CAPS
254
00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:01,813
FOR FAST-ACTING,
LONG RELIEF.
255
00:13:01,838 --> 00:13:04,878
YOU'RE LUCKY, RICK.
NOT MANY AMPUTEES
256
00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:07,028
ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH
TO RECEIVE A TRANSPLANTED ARM.
257
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,222
I KNOW, BUT IT'S TOO
BAD THAT WRESTLER
258
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,675
HAD TO DIE
FOR ME TO GET IT.
259
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,103
Man, Chinese accent:
CALL FOR DR. HACKETT!
260
00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:14,173
UH-OH. GOT TO GO.
261
00:13:14,198 --> 00:13:14,859
SEE YOU IN REHAB.
262
00:13:14,884 --> 00:13:16,609
SURE DOC.
UHH!
263
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,937
[GRUNTING]
264
00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:25,092
OH, HELLO,
DR. HACKETT.
265
00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:26,941
HELLO, NANCY.
LONG TIME, NO SEE.
266
00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:30,182
SO, UH, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE YOUR PROBLEM?
267
00:13:30,307 --> 00:13:32,476
SOMETHING CAME OVER ME
LAST NIGHT.
268
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:36,786
I JUST FELT SUCH...
INCREDIBLE ANGER.
269
00:13:36,926 --> 00:13:39,162
THEN, SUDDENLY,
I VOMITED ON MY FAMILY.
270
00:13:40,222 --> 00:13:41,495
HMM.
271
00:13:42,095 --> 00:13:43,259
SMOOTH OR CHUNKY?
272
00:13:43,284 --> 00:13:45,180
UH, SMOOTH.
273
00:13:45,288 --> 00:13:47,089
OH, DOCTOR,
WHAT COULD IT BE?
274
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:49,291
POSSIBLY THE FLU.
I JUST HAD
275
00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:51,325
A COUPLE OF CASES
OF IT COME IN TODAY.
276
00:13:51,326 --> 00:13:52,635
I MUST ADMIT
THAT HOSPITALS
277
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,095
HAVE ALWAYS
FRIGHTENED ME.
278
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,174
NANCY, RELAX. RELAX.
279
00:14:01,903 --> 00:14:02,891
HMM...
280
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,474
HMM...
281
00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:11,127
HMM...
282
00:14:11,844 --> 00:14:14,045
SO, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH ME?
283
00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:16,964
WELL, IN A NUTSHELL,
I TOOK A SURVEY
284
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,864
OF ALL THE DOCTORS
GATHERED HERE.
285
00:14:18,913 --> 00:14:20,514
WHEN I TALLIED
THEIR OPINIONS,
286
00:14:20,597 --> 00:14:22,187
THE SURVEY SAID...
287
00:14:22,212 --> 00:14:23,358
All, applauding:
GOOD ANSWER!
288
00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,918
GOOD ANSWER!
289
00:14:28,146 --> 00:14:30,393
OH, DEAR LORD, WHY?
290
00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:35,007
I MEAN, AFTER MY EXORCISM,
I-I'VE STRIVED TO LEAD
291
00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:37,718
A GOOD, CLEAN,
DECENT LIFE.
292
00:14:38,218 --> 00:14:40,840
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING
MORALLY WRONG.
293
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,743
OH, EXCEPT WATCH
THAT ROB LOWE VIDEO.
294
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,574
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.
295
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:54,826
[CUCKOO CUCKOO]
296
00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,482
[CAR SCREECHING]
297
00:14:57,507 --> 00:14:58,421
[THUD AND SCREAMING]
298
00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,568
♪ HALLELUJAH ♪
299
00:15:00,593 --> 00:15:03,089
OH, THAT'S IT!
300
00:15:03,114 --> 00:15:05,390
♪ HALLELUJAH ♪
301
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,438
Mayii: NANCY REACHED OUT
FOR THE GUIDANCE OF GOD.
302
00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:12,065
SHE DISCOVERED THAT
SHE WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE
303
00:15:12,148 --> 00:15:13,696
WALKING THE STREETS
IN SEARCH OF THE PATH
304
00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:15,374
OF PENITENCE AND TRUTH.
305
00:15:15,601 --> 00:15:18,554
GOD COMFORTS EVEN
THE LOWLIEST OF THEM,
306
00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:21,722
EVEN THOUGH THEY LACK
ANY SHRED OF INTELLIGENCE.
307
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,587
THE NAME'S NORTH, MA'AM.
308
00:15:23,704 --> 00:15:25,319
I HAVE A RESERVATION.
309
00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:28,265
LET'S SEE...
UH, YES. MR. NORTH.
310
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,140
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
311
00:15:29,165 --> 00:15:30,695
SINCE YOUR LAST
CONFESSION?
312
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,103
[WHISPERING]
313
00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:35,383
I DON'T RECALL,
COUNSEL.
314
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,146
OK, UH, PLEASE
FOLLOW ME.
315
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,771
IT WAS HERE SHE MET
FATHER LUKE BROPHY...
316
00:15:41,888 --> 00:15:43,757
A DEDICATED YOUNG PRIEST.
317
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,812
HE WHO GIVES OF HIMSELF
318
00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:49,244
TO SOMEONE
OTHER THAN HIMSELF
319
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:52,082
WILL FIND THAT
HE SHALL RECEIVE
320
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,352
FROM THAT SOMEONE...
321
00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:57,370
SOMETHING
THAT... THAT...
322
00:15:57,409 --> 00:15:59,597
SOMEONE
OTHER THAN HE...
323
00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:02,806
UH... WAIT, UM...
324
00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:05,143
OK, HE...
325
00:16:06,112 --> 00:16:08,791
SHALL RECEIVE
THAT WHICH HE GAVE.
326
00:16:09,432 --> 00:16:10,766
OF HIMSELF, WHICH,
327
00:16:10,821 --> 00:16:12,448
UH... [STAMMERS]
328
00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:15,956
I SAID HE WAS DEDICATED.
329
00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:18,055
I DID NOT SAY
HE WAS ARTICULATE.
330
00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:20,588
LOOK, JUST BE GOOD
TO EACH OTHER.
331
00:16:20,589 --> 00:16:23,312
All: OHH!
332
00:16:23,406 --> 00:16:24,187
WITH THAT IN MIND,
333
00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:25,874
I WILL NOW ASK
OUR USHERS
334
00:16:25,899 --> 00:16:27,723
TO PLEASE PASS AROUND
THE DONATION BASKET.
335
00:16:27,748 --> 00:16:29,067
OUR CHURCH THANKS YOU.
336
00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:32,598
Mayii: FATHER BROPHY
WAS A MAN OF INTEGRITY.
337
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,866
A MAN DEDICATED
TO HIS BELIEFS.
338
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,984
A MAN ABOUT 5' 10"
IN HIS STOCKING FEET.
339
00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:41,307
IT WAS FATHER LUKE
340
00:16:41,308 --> 00:16:42,773
WHO WOULD MAKE ME
ONCE AGAIN COME FACE-TO-FACE
341
00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:46,264
WITH MY NIGHTMARES,
AND WOULD INTRODUCE ME
342
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,647
TO SOME VERY INTERESTING
ARMENIAN FOOD.
343
00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:51,559
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT WAS AT THE DINNER TABLE
344
00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:53,820
THAT HE HEARD HIS BROTHER
SAY, "LUKE...
345
00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:56,221
ALWAYS WIPE THE RIM."
346
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,046
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
347
00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:13,382
SISTER BROTHERS...
348
00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:14,965
EXCUSE ME, FATHER.
349
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,970
WHILE TALLYING
THE DONATIONS,
350
00:17:16,971 --> 00:17:18,031
I CAME UPON THIS NOTE
351
00:17:18,056 --> 00:17:19,617
WITH YOUR NAME
WRITTEN ON IT.
352
00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:20,475
THANK YOU.
353
00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:25,615
Student:
FATHER MAYII?
354
00:17:25,698 --> 00:17:26,531
YES, YES?
355
00:17:26,719 --> 00:17:28,647
IS IT TRUE THAT
PRIESTS AND NUNS
356
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,202
HAVE ORGIES
IN THE VATICAN?
357
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,424
WHAT?
358
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,851
FATHER LUKE SUFFERED FROM
THE BURDEN OF SELF-DOUBT,
359
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,057
ALWAYS QUESTIONING HIMSELF.
360
00:17:39,281 --> 00:17:41,188
WAS HE GOOD ENOUGH
TO BE A PRIEST?
361
00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,660
SHOULD HE HAVE BEEN
A RABBI INSTEAD?
362
00:17:43,809 --> 00:17:46,267
AFTER ALL, THEY DO
HAVE SUNDAYS OFF.
363
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,816
AND THE QUESTION THAT
NAGGED HIM THE MOST...
364
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:52,289
WHY WEREN'T THERE ANY
JAPANESE PLAYERS IN THE NBA?
365
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,703
WAS IT THE HAND
OF THE ALMIGHTY
366
00:17:54,704 --> 00:17:56,929
THAT DREW LUKE
TO THE PHONE THAT NIGHT?
367
00:17:57,012 --> 00:17:58,407
[RINGING]
368
00:17:58,785 --> 00:18:00,305
OR HAD HE JUST FORGOTTEN
369
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,334
TO LEAVE HIS ANSWERING
MACHINE ON AGAIN?
370
00:18:02,404 --> 00:18:03,237
HELLO?
371
00:18:03,937 --> 00:18:06,463
FATHER BROPHY?
HI. THIS IS NANCY AGLET.
372
00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:08,900
I'M THE ONE THAT
LEFT YOU THAT NOTE TODAY.
373
00:18:09,113 --> 00:18:10,184
THAT'S SO STRANGE.
374
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:11,079
I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO PHONE YOU.
375
00:18:11,118 --> 00:18:13,218
I HOPE I'M NOT
DISTURBING YOU.
376
00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:14,620
I LOOKED YOUR NAME UP
IN THE PHONE BOOK.
377
00:18:14,621 --> 00:18:15,853
THAT'S OK.
NOW, WHAT'S THIS
378
00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,852
ABOUT YOUR HAVING
A RELIGIOUS PROBLEM?
379
00:18:17,935 --> 00:18:18,768
[SIGHS]
380
00:18:18,992 --> 00:18:19,825
HONEY...
381
00:18:20,227 --> 00:18:22,504
OH, SORRY. HAVE YOU SEEN
MY NOSE HAIR CLIPPERS?
382
00:18:22,587 --> 00:18:24,411
UM, THEY'RE
IN THE, UH, CABINET.
383
00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:29,600
LISTEN, I REALLY CAN'T
TALK ABOUT THIS OVER THE PHONE.
384
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,168
IS IT POSSIBLE YOU COULD
COME OVER TONIGHT,
385
00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,615
SO WE COULD
SPEAK PRIVATELY?
386
00:18:32,685 --> 00:18:35,084
UH, WELL, YOU SEE,
IT'S MY, UH...
387
00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:38,012
PLEASE, FATHER.
IT'S VERY, VERY SERIOUS.
388
00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:39,776
SURE. WHERE
DO YOU LIVE?
389
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:43,554
I LIVE AT 733 SEX DRIVE.
390
00:18:44,465 --> 00:18:46,410
THANK YOU.
GOOD-BYE.
391
00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:47,509
GOOD-BYE.
392
00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:56,414
HEY, LET'S PLAY
393
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,339
WITH THE MYSTIC
SPIRIT BOARD, OK?
394
00:18:58,364 --> 00:18:59,603
[DOORBELL RINGS]
395
00:18:59,628 --> 00:19:01,049
ENTER, PLEASE.
396
00:19:05,805 --> 00:19:07,199
WELL, WELCOME,
FATHER.
397
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,788
I'M BRAYDON AGLET.
398
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:09,388
HELLO.
399
00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:11,540
AND THESE ARE MY
CHILDREN NED AND FRIEDA.
400
00:19:11,623 --> 00:19:12,479
HI.
Ned: HI.
401
00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:13,916
COME ON, DAD,
LET'S PLAY!
402
00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:16,348
COME ON, DAD,
PLEASE, LET'S PLAY.
403
00:19:16,373 --> 00:19:17,647
IN A SECOND.
404
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,804
NANCY SAID YOU'D
BE DROPPING BY.
405
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,186
SOMETHING ABOUT HER
DOING SOME WORK
406
00:19:21,211 --> 00:19:22,153
WITH THE CHURCH?
407
00:19:22,423 --> 00:19:23,959
UH, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, YES.
408
00:19:24,006 --> 00:19:25,888
WHAT SHOULD WE
ASK IT FIRST, DAD?
409
00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:27,678
OH, WELL, UH... WELL,
THERE'S SOMETHING
410
00:19:27,761 --> 00:19:29,666
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO ASK.
411
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,571
WILL TED KENNEDY
EVER BECOME PRESIDENT?
412
00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:34,328
[WHOOSHING]
413
00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:45,665
HO HO HO! I GUESS
NOT, EH, KIDS?
414
00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:47,888
[DEMONIC VOICE] BRAYDON,
I THOUGHT WE'D SPOKEN
415
00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,698
ABOUT USING THAT THING
IN THIS HOUSE.
416
00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:52,723
I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT
THING IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN!
417
00:19:56,386 --> 00:19:59,354
OHH! OH, I'M SO SORRY!
418
00:19:59,476 --> 00:20:00,570
OHH...
419
00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:03,601
FATHER, MAYBE WE COULD...
420
00:20:03,643 --> 00:20:06,017
GO IN THE OTHER ROOM
AND SPEAK PRIVATELY?
421
00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:06,959
SURE.
422
00:20:09,672 --> 00:20:11,908
IT WAS... IT WAS VERY
NICE MEETING YOU.
423
00:20:19,071 --> 00:20:20,763
I-I ASSUME YOU DON'T
WANT YOUR FAMILY
424
00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:21,880
KNOWING ABOUT THIS.
425
00:20:21,905 --> 00:20:23,270
NO, I DON'T.
426
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:28,607
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT
HAPPENED TO ME IN MY PAST.
AND WHAT I BELIEVE IS
HAPPENING TO ME NOW.
427
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:30,681
OK, AND WHAT EXACTLY
IS THAT?
428
00:20:32,213 --> 00:20:34,684
I BELIEVE I'M BEING
POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL.
429
00:20:35,852 --> 00:20:36,914
THE DEVIL?
430
00:20:39,461 --> 00:20:41,662
MRS. AGLET, ARE YOU
UNDER ANY KIND
431
00:20:41,686 --> 00:20:43,802
OF PSYCHIATRIC CARE
AT ALL?
432
00:20:44,074 --> 00:20:46,613
I ONCE GAVE MY WORD
NEVER TO SHOW ANYONE
433
00:20:46,638 --> 00:20:48,109
WHAT YOU ARE
ABOUT TO SEE.
434
00:20:59,828 --> 00:21:01,534
HIGH SCHOOL
DEBATING CHAMPION?
435
00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:10,883
PAPAL SEAL
OF POSSESSION?
436
00:21:14,152 --> 00:21:15,883
SIGNED BY THE POPE.
437
00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:18,251
MRS...
438
00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:22,021
MRS. AGLET,
I APOLOGIZE,
439
00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:24,247
BUT I GUESS
I'VE ALWAYS FELT
440
00:21:24,272 --> 00:21:26,354
THAT THESE STORIES
OF DEMONIC POSSESSION
441
00:21:26,355 --> 00:21:28,767
WERE NOTHING MORE
THAN RELIGIOUS FOLKLORE.
442
00:21:30,511 --> 00:21:32,774
WHY DID YOU CALL ME?
WHY DIDN'T YOU CONTACT
443
00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:34,911
THE EXORCIST... FATHER MAGI?
444
00:21:34,936 --> 00:21:37,156
MAYII. FATHER
JEDEDIAH MAYII.
445
00:21:39,155 --> 00:21:41,270
WELL, THEY SAY HE
RETIRED FROM THE CHURCH
446
00:21:41,295 --> 00:21:42,753
RIGHT AFTER
MY EXORCISM.
447
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,512
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT
YOU'RE BEING POSSESSED AGAIN?
448
00:21:47,971 --> 00:21:51,229
SATAN'S SPIRIT FLEW
RIGHT OUT OF MY TV SET
449
00:21:51,254 --> 00:21:52,721
AND INTO MY SOUL.
450
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,105
OK...
451
00:21:56,455 --> 00:21:58,498
OH, NO, I KNOW IT
SOUNDS CRAZY,
452
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,920
BUT IT MUST BE TRUE.
453
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,067
FATHER,
PLEASE HELP ME.
454
00:22:03,092 --> 00:22:04,354
PLEASE!
455
00:22:05,752 --> 00:22:07,055
I'LL DO
WHATEVER I CAN.
456
00:22:07,781 --> 00:22:08,643
HERE...
457
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:10,778
TAKE THIS.
458
00:22:11,159 --> 00:22:12,184
IT MIGHT HELP.
459
00:22:19,253 --> 00:22:20,867
[GROWLING]
460
00:22:24,037 --> 00:22:25,058
UH, I, UH...
461
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:29,322
I GOT TO GO NOW, OK?
462
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,518
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, SCUZZBALL!
463
00:22:32,691 --> 00:22:33,562
[GROWLS]
464
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,979
AH HA HA HA HA!
465
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,070
[GROWLS]
466
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,152
HA HA HA HA!
467
00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:46,550
THIS BLOOD IS MINE!
468
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,652
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
THE BLOOD IS MINE!
469
00:22:48,677 --> 00:22:51,767
DAD! MOM'S HUMPING
THE PRIEST!
470
00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:53,396
DIE! DIE!
471
00:22:53,421 --> 00:22:54,254
HOLY...
472
00:22:56,102 --> 00:22:56,632
HONEY...
473
00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:58,340
DIE, YOU SLUG!
474
00:22:58,379 --> 00:22:59,768
DIE!
475
00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:03,612
[IN A HIGH VOICE]
HERE'S THE, UH, CAMERA,
476
00:23:03,695 --> 00:23:06,897
AND THE CASSETTE RECORDER
THAT YOU ASKED FOR.
THANK YOU.
477
00:23:06,922 --> 00:23:08,527
FATHER, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
478
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:11,126
I MEAN, WE JUST HAD TO TIE
MY WIFE DOWN TO THE BED.
479
00:23:11,209 --> 00:23:14,268
I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING
LIKE THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
480
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:15,783
WELL, EXCEPT
THAT ONE TIME
481
00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:17,324
WHEN THE KIDS
WERE AWAY AT CAMP.
482
00:23:17,407 --> 00:23:18,298
MR. AGLET...
483
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,984
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOUR WIFE,
484
00:23:20,009 --> 00:23:21,624
BUT I'LL CERTAINLY
DO ALL I CAN
485
00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:22,482
TO FIND OUT.
486
00:23:32,039 --> 00:23:35,842
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
487
00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:52,914
[TURNS MUSIC OFF]
488
00:23:57,264 --> 00:23:58,163
HELLO, NANCY.
489
00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:05,237
I MUST SAY, YOU
CERTAINLY DON'T LOOK
490
00:24:05,262 --> 00:24:07,425
ANYTHING LIKE YOU DID
A FEW MINUTES AGO.
491
00:24:07,426 --> 00:24:09,191
[DEMONIC VOICE]
I AM THE DEVIL!
492
00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:11,363
WELL...
493
00:24:13,272 --> 00:24:14,904
I GUESS THAT MEANS
THAT YOU AND I HAVE GONE
494
00:24:14,929 --> 00:24:16,982
FROM BEING FRIENDS
TO BEING ENEMIES.
495
00:24:17,065 --> 00:24:20,241
I AM FAR MORE POWERFUL
THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
496
00:24:22,071 --> 00:24:22,904
MAYBE...
497
00:24:25,461 --> 00:24:27,911
HOWEVER, YOU ARE
BUT ONE BEING.
498
00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:31,872
I REPRESENT THE BELIEF
OF FAR MORE PEOPLE.
499
00:24:33,168 --> 00:24:34,982
DID YOU KNOW THAT
THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION
500
00:24:34,983 --> 00:24:36,797
HAS OVER
A BILLION FOLLOWERS?
501
00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:40,083
BIG DEAL. SO DOES THE
WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
502
00:24:40,489 --> 00:24:43,372
SO, DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS ME
WITH NUMBERS.
503
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,466
I HATE ALL FORMS
OF RELIGION.
504
00:24:46,773 --> 00:24:50,037
AND I HATE ALL WHO
DO NOT BOW IN MY PRESENCE,
505
00:24:50,062 --> 00:24:52,366
NO MATTER IF THEY CALL
THEMSELVES A BAPTIST,
506
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:54,391
A PROTESTANT, A CATHOLIC,
OR A JEW!
507
00:24:54,579 --> 00:24:55,747
OH, GOD BLESS YOU.
508
00:24:55,772 --> 00:24:56,732
SILENCE!
509
00:24:57,311 --> 00:24:58,945
WATCH YOURSELF, BOY.
510
00:24:59,569 --> 00:25:01,873
THE LAST COLLAR JOCKEY
WHO SCREWED WITH ME
511
00:25:01,874 --> 00:25:04,175
ENDED UP WITH
A DISLOCATED SHOULDER.
512
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,055
YOU CAN'T FRIGHTEN ME.
513
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,515
THEY FOUND IT
IN BALTIMORE.
514
00:25:12,482 --> 00:25:13,989
BY THE WAY...
515
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,118
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
A LITTLE SOUVENIR
516
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:17,822
FROM MY LAST CONQUEST?
517
00:25:20,829 --> 00:25:21,961
FATHER BROPHY,
518
00:25:21,986 --> 00:25:24,088
MEET FATHER MAYII.
519
00:25:24,113 --> 00:25:26,261
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
LOOKED LIKE ME. I-I...
520
00:25:26,262 --> 00:25:27,751
DOES THAT LOOK LIKE ME?
521
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,279
I THINK IT LOOKS MORE
LIKE PHIL DONAHUE.
522
00:25:30,606 --> 00:25:32,974
YOU SILLY,
WEAK FOOL!
523
00:25:33,364 --> 00:25:34,882
PUTTING SO MUCH FAITH
524
00:25:34,907 --> 00:25:36,836
IN A GOD YOU'VE
NEVER EVEN SEEN BEFORE.
525
00:25:36,837 --> 00:25:38,491
I DON'T NEED
TO SEE HIM,
526
00:25:38,516 --> 00:25:40,306
FOR THE BIBLE SAYS
THAT GOD CREATED MAN
527
00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:41,530
IN HIS OWN IMAGE.
528
00:25:41,586 --> 00:25:42,419
OH, YEAH.
529
00:25:43,476 --> 00:25:45,787
THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
PEE-WEE HERMAN?
530
00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:47,681
ALL RIGHT...
531
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,556
IF YOU REALLY
ARE THE DEVIL,
532
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,673
THEN WHY DON'T
YOU PROVE IT?
533
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,826
HOW ABOUT YOU DO
SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL?
534
00:26:02,355 --> 00:26:04,034
NOT IMPRESSED, HUH?
535
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,663
WELL, HOW ABOUT
IF I...
536
00:26:07,882 --> 00:26:10,190
MAKE THE FILM BREAK?
537
00:26:10,286 --> 00:26:14,168
[SNAPPING AND FIZZLING]
538
00:26:14,837 --> 00:26:16,982
OH. OF... OF COURSE
I LOVE YOU. YEAH.
539
00:26:17,779 --> 00:26:19,040
THIS EVENING, 8:30.
540
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,697
TONIGHT? NO, NO.
541
00:26:20,901 --> 00:26:23,254
NO FEATHERS. WE'LL USE
THE WHOLE CHICKEN.
542
00:26:27,668 --> 00:26:28,557
AHEM.
543
00:26:28,605 --> 00:26:31,282
FATHER BROPHY
WAS VERY DISTURBED.
544
00:26:31,484 --> 00:26:32,360
[DOOR CLOSES]
545
00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:40,838
SO, FATHER,
WHAT HAPPENED?
546
00:26:42,108 --> 00:26:43,660
IT MAY SOUND
UNBELIEVABLE,
547
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,473
BUT MY GUESS
IS THAT NANCY IS...
548
00:26:45,523 --> 00:26:50,769
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
549
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,063
POSSESSED
BY THE DEVIL.
550
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:54,117
YEAH, I KNEW IT!
551
00:26:54,142 --> 00:26:54,953
HE SAID
IT'S ONLY A GUESS!
552
00:26:54,978 --> 00:26:56,412
I STILL SAY
IT'S P.M.S.
553
00:26:57,430 --> 00:27:00,388
Mayii: AS FATHER BROPHY DROVE
FROM THE AGLET HOME,
554
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,059
A GREAT FEAR WELLED UP
WITHIN HIM
555
00:27:03,153 --> 00:27:04,912
LIKE A BIG SNEEZE.
556
00:27:04,913 --> 00:27:06,215
YOU FEEL IT BUILD,
557
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,607
BUT YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T STOP IT
558
00:27:07,632 --> 00:27:09,585
WITHOUT MAKING YOUR EARS PLUG UP
559
00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:11,675
AND A BUBBLE COME OUT
OF YOUR NOSE.
560
00:27:12,276 --> 00:27:13,472
HOW COULD HE,
561
00:27:13,497 --> 00:27:15,789
A YOUNG, INEXPERIENCED PRIEST,
562
00:27:15,790 --> 00:27:18,553
DO BATTLE ALONE
WITH THE DARK LORD HIMSELF?
563
00:27:19,175 --> 00:27:20,593
THEN, IT CAME TO HIM
564
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,746
LIKE A SIGN FROM HEAVEN.
565
00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,342
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
566
00:27:24,367 --> 00:27:25,342
Man: HEY, HEY!
567
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,514
I CAN'T SEE NOTHING!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
568
00:27:27,539 --> 00:27:28,572
Second man:
WHAT'S GOING ON?
569
00:27:28,655 --> 00:27:30,208
IS THAT YOU?
HEY, GET UP!
570
00:27:32,603 --> 00:27:34,309
Mayii: THE YOUNG PRIEST
HAD READ ABOUT
571
00:27:34,334 --> 00:27:37,261
THE EXORCISM I HAD PERFORMED
IN 1973
572
00:27:37,515 --> 00:27:40,675
AS WELL AS MY 17-YEAR
DECLINE INTO OBLIVION.
573
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,396
BUT HE TRIED TO CALL ME ANYWAY.
574
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:51,872
Mayii: STRANGELY, MY NUMBER
KEPT RINGING BUSY.
575
00:27:52,257 --> 00:27:54,669
WAS IT SATAN'S TRICKERY AT WORK?
576
00:27:55,114 --> 00:27:56,857
OR WAS IT JUST MY PARTY LINE?
577
00:27:56,858 --> 00:28:00,127
[NOISE MAKER BLOWS]
578
00:28:00,128 --> 00:28:01,395
[PEOPLE LAUGHING
AND CHEERING ON PHONE]
579
00:28:01,396 --> 00:28:03,863
IF HE HAD REACHED ME,
580
00:28:03,864 --> 00:28:05,806
I WOULD HAVE TOLD HIM
NOT TO COME.
581
00:28:06,036 --> 00:28:07,861
I WAS WEAK AND TIRED,
582
00:28:08,439 --> 00:28:10,541
LISTLESS, OUT OF SORTS, AND...
583
00:28:11,143 --> 00:28:13,701
MY STOOLS WERE A LITTLE LOOSE.
584
00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:20,859
SISTER, I'M LOOKING
FOR THE ROOM...
585
00:28:20,884 --> 00:28:22,309
HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS.
586
00:28:22,821 --> 00:28:23,727
EXCUSE ME?
587
00:28:23,916 --> 00:28:25,741
HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS.
588
00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:30,508
OW!
589
00:28:30,703 --> 00:28:32,547
DON'T RUN
IN THE HALLWAYS!
590
00:28:34,817 --> 00:28:36,645
NOW, WHAT DO YOU NEED?
591
00:28:36,927 --> 00:28:39,629
WHICH ROOM IS FATHER
JEDEDIAH MAYII IN?
592
00:28:39,817 --> 00:28:41,204
UPSTAIRS ON THE LEFT.
593
00:28:41,396 --> 00:28:42,331
THANK YOU.
594
00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:45,667
AH-AH-AH!
595
00:28:51,134 --> 00:28:51,967
OW!
596
00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:56,043
A FIERCE TORNADO SMASHED ITS WAY
597
00:28:56,044 --> 00:28:57,235
THROUGH AN UNPOPULATED,
598
00:28:57,260 --> 00:28:59,664
UNINHABITED STRETCH
OF BARREN DESERT TODAY...
[YAWNS LOUDLY]
599
00:28:59,689 --> 00:29:01,344
CAUSING NO NOTICEABLE DAMAGE
600
00:29:01,369 --> 00:29:02,602
TO AN UNSPECIFIED...
601
00:29:02,627 --> 00:29:03,578
[TV SOUNDS MUFFLED]
602
00:29:03,661 --> 00:29:05,150
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
603
00:29:05,151 --> 00:29:06,386
[GRUNTS]
604
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,652
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
605
00:29:07,653 --> 00:29:08,689
YES?
606
00:29:09,353 --> 00:29:10,186
WHO IS IT?
607
00:29:11,496 --> 00:29:12,631
FATHER MAYII?
608
00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:14,726
YES, YOU MAY.
609
00:29:15,469 --> 00:29:17,199
FATHER,
I'M FATHER LUKE BROPHY
610
00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:18,754
FROM OUR LADY
OF THE EVENING.
611
00:29:18,779 --> 00:29:21,097
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY
FOR COMING BY SO LATE,
612
00:29:21,098 --> 00:29:22,999
BUT THERE'S SOMEONE WHO
DESPERATELY NEEDS YOU,
613
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,934
SOMEONE YOU HELPED
A LONG TIME AGO.
614
00:29:24,935 --> 00:29:27,492
SOMEONE I HELPED
A LONG TIME AGO?
615
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:28,049
WHO?
616
00:29:28,171 --> 00:29:29,213
NANCY AGLET.
617
00:29:29,238 --> 00:29:29,892
I DON'T, UH...
618
00:29:29,917 --> 00:29:31,611
RECALL THE NAME.
619
00:29:31,783 --> 00:29:34,313
WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU'LL
RECALL HER EXORCISM.
620
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,279
OH, GOOD LORD.
621
00:29:36,991 --> 00:29:37,946
OH!
622
00:29:39,186 --> 00:29:41,544
LITTLE NANCY VELSMO.
623
00:29:41,724 --> 00:29:44,526
OH, THAT POOR CHILD.
624
00:29:44,645 --> 00:29:46,045
THAT POOR CHILD.
625
00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:48,730
SHE BARELY SURVIVED
THE EXORCISM,
626
00:29:48,773 --> 00:29:49,726
AS DID I.
627
00:29:50,531 --> 00:29:52,800
AND YOU SAY THAT
SHE NEEDS MY HELP?
628
00:29:53,771 --> 00:29:55,126
I THINK NANCY HAS BEEN...
629
00:29:55,151 --> 00:29:59,835
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
630
00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,107
REPOSSESSED.
631
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,197
[INHALES]
632
00:30:02,222 --> 00:30:03,996
[MUFFLED]
REPOSSESSED?
633
00:30:04,021 --> 00:30:05,597
[LENS SQUEAKING]
634
00:30:10,871 --> 00:30:12,433
REPOSSESSED?
635
00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:14,276
HOW CAN YOU BE SURE?
636
00:30:14,277 --> 00:30:16,710
SHE'S DISPLAYING
ALL THE MAIN TRAITS...
637
00:30:16,735 --> 00:30:18,576
AN UNGODLY VOICE,
638
00:30:18,601 --> 00:30:20,514
MANIACAL
FACIAL EXPRESSIONS,
639
00:30:20,539 --> 00:30:21,475
VIOLENT SPASMS...
640
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,963
BUT THAT DOESN'T
PROVE A THING.
641
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:25,217
SHE COULD BE
RELATED TO JOE COCKER.
642
00:30:26,403 --> 00:30:27,321
NO.
643
00:30:27,322 --> 00:30:29,023
COULD IT BE
SHE HAS P.M.S.?
644
00:30:29,024 --> 00:30:30,875
FATHER, I'VE SEEN HER!
645
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:31,742
[GROANS]
SHE'S SUFFERING
646
00:30:31,767 --> 00:30:33,274
FROM SOMETHING UNHOLY.
647
00:30:33,629 --> 00:30:35,494
SATAN HAS TAKEN
HER SOUL AGAIN!
648
00:30:35,495 --> 00:30:36,762
YOU HAVE TO HELP HER!
649
00:30:36,763 --> 00:30:37,909
I CAN'T.
650
00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:39,201
BUT YOU MUST!
651
00:30:39,299 --> 00:30:40,566
I CAN'T!
652
00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:42,268
I SAID IT, DAMN YOU.
653
00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:44,034
[GROANS QUIETLY]
654
00:30:44,112 --> 00:30:45,003
FATHER,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
655
00:30:45,028 --> 00:30:46,296
IT'S MY HEART.
656
00:30:47,422 --> 00:30:49,739
IT BEGAN AT NANCY'S EXORCISM.
657
00:30:50,233 --> 00:30:52,143
THAT'S WHY
I CAN'T HELP YOU.
658
00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:53,978
IF SATAN SHOULD FIND ME
IN THIS WEAKENED CONDITION,
659
00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:55,947
HE COULD TAKE
POSSESSION OF MY SOUL
660
00:30:55,948 --> 00:30:57,265
AND BECOME EVEN STRONGER.
661
00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:58,982
BUT IF YOU CAN'T
HELP HER, WHO CAN?
662
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,203
I DON'T KNOW.
663
00:31:00,228 --> 00:31:01,405
[WHISPERING]
I don't.
664
00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:03,087
I DON'T.
665
00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,354
BUT... GOOD LORD, YES!
666
00:31:07,990 --> 00:31:09,419
YOU COULD DO IT.
667
00:31:09,692 --> 00:31:11,973
YOU'RE YOUNG.
YOU'RE STRONG.
668
00:31:13,771 --> 00:31:15,066
[ECHOING VOICE]
LUKE...
669
00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:16,832
IT IS YOUR DESTINY.
670
00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:18,508
THERE'S NO WAY.
671
00:31:18,930 --> 00:31:21,714
YOU SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU.
672
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,474
I THINK I'VE
LOST MY FAITH.
673
00:31:23,571 --> 00:31:24,803
LUKE!
674
00:31:25,406 --> 00:31:27,544
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU
675
00:31:27,569 --> 00:31:30,098
SAY ANYTHING
LIKE THAT AGAIN.
676
00:31:31,996 --> 00:31:33,645
NOW, WHY...
677
00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:36,531
WHY DON'T YOU...
678
00:31:36,711 --> 00:31:38,536
LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS.
679
00:31:40,021 --> 00:31:43,371
MAYBE THIS IS GOD'S WAY
OF REAFFIRMING YOUR FAITH.
680
00:31:43,614 --> 00:31:45,475
WHILE YOU'RE
SAVING NANCY'S SOUL,
681
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:48,170
YOU'RE ALSO SAVING YOUR OWN
SOUL AT THE SAME TIME.
682
00:31:48,246 --> 00:31:50,823
AFTER ALL, GOD DOES WORK
IN STRANGE WAYS, DOESN'T HE?
683
00:31:50,848 --> 00:31:52,807
YES. YES, HE DOES.
684
00:31:53,571 --> 00:31:54,404
GOOD.
685
00:31:58,406 --> 00:32:00,963
YOU'VE GIVEN ME A LOT
TO THINK ABOUT, FATHER.
686
00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:02,341
GOOD NIGHT, AND, UH...
687
00:32:02,827 --> 00:32:03,590
GOD BLESS YOU.
688
00:32:03,615 --> 00:32:05,386
GOD BLESS YOU, SON.
689
00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:08,895
NOW, YOU HAVE A GREAT
DEAL OF WORK TO DO.
690
00:32:10,401 --> 00:32:11,280
AND LUKE...
691
00:32:11,858 --> 00:32:14,270
[ECHOING VOICE]
MAY THE FAITH BE WITH YOU.
692
00:32:21,304 --> 00:32:23,222
Man, on TV: THIS JUST IN.
693
00:32:23,223 --> 00:32:25,750
FATHER MAYII HAS ONCE AGAIN
694
00:32:25,775 --> 00:32:29,069
WORMED HIS WAY OUT OF
YET ANOTHER EXORCISM.
695
00:32:32,373 --> 00:32:34,002
FATHER MAYII.
696
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:35,393
YES?
697
00:32:36,127 --> 00:32:38,570
WASN'T IT HARD TO...
TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF
698
00:32:38,595 --> 00:32:40,486
AFTER COMPLETELY
WIMPING OUT
699
00:32:40,511 --> 00:32:42,725
AND ALLOWING A WUSS
LIKE FATHER LUKE
700
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,935
TO GO UP AGAINST SATAN
ALL BY HIMSELF?
701
00:32:45,107 --> 00:32:46,688
I MEAN, DIDN'T
YOU FEEL LIKE
702
00:32:46,713 --> 00:32:48,801
A COMPLETE PIECE
OF GUTLESS, SPINELESS,
703
00:32:48,826 --> 00:32:50,168
PRIMORDIAL SLIME?
704
00:32:53,810 --> 00:32:54,896
NEXT QUESTION.
705
00:32:55,733 --> 00:32:58,806
Mayii: LUKE KNEW LITTLE
ABOUT THE RITUAL OF EXORCISM,
706
00:32:58,923 --> 00:33:00,663
SO HE ARRANGED FOR A MEETING
707
00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:03,453
WITH THE SUPREME COUNCIL
FOR EXORCISM GRANTINGS.
708
00:33:06,997 --> 00:33:09,190
YOU LOOKING FOR FATHER LUKE?
709
00:33:11,884 --> 00:33:13,249
WRONG WINDOW.
710
00:33:13,274 --> 00:33:15,655
HE'S 4 WINDOWS
TO YOUR RIGHT.
711
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:23,718
Mayii: HIS STOMACH WAS ACTING
UP LIKE A SCHNAUZER IN HEAT.
712
00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:25,661
WOULD THEY BELIEVE HIM?
713
00:33:26,010 --> 00:33:27,296
WOULD THEY MOCK HIM?
714
00:33:27,678 --> 00:33:29,687
WOULD THEY VALIDATE HIS PARKING?
715
00:33:31,207 --> 00:33:33,428
HE TURNED TO THE GOOD BOOK
FOR COMFORT.
716
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,151
[COINS CLICKING]
717
00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:37,700
[MACHINE HUMMING]
718
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,111
FATHER BROPHY?
719
00:33:46,728 --> 00:33:47,611
PLEASE COME IN.
720
00:33:49,142 --> 00:33:51,663
FATHER BROPHY,
I AM FATHER CROSBY.
721
00:33:52,374 --> 00:33:53,451
FATHER STILLS...
722
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,373
FATHER NASH...
723
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,735
AND FATHER YOUNG.
724
00:33:58,417 --> 00:34:02,837
[BEAT BOXING]
725
00:34:02,993 --> 00:34:04,435
Brophy, rapping:
♪ I'M GONNA TELL YOU ALL ♪
726
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,943
♪ ABOUT A MOTHER WHO'S FLY ♪
727
00:34:05,968 --> 00:34:07,584
♪ I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT
MY HOME BOY ♪
728
00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:08,743
♪ FATHER MAYII ♪
729
00:34:08,927 --> 00:34:10,073
♪ HE CAST OUT THE DEVIL ♪
730
00:34:10,098 --> 00:34:11,338
♪ AND HE DIDN'T EVEN YELL ♪
731
00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:12,463
♪ AND NOW THE FOOL IS COOLIN' ♪
732
00:34:12,488 --> 00:34:13,956
♪ IN A PLACE CALLED HELL ♪
733
00:34:13,981 --> 00:34:15,310
♪ ALL THE CATHOLICS
IN THE HOUSE ♪
734
00:34:15,335 --> 00:34:16,467
♪ SAY HO-O ♪
735
00:34:16,492 --> 00:34:17,897
All: HO-O!
736
00:34:23,451 --> 00:34:24,628
Crosby:
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE...
737
00:34:24,691 --> 00:34:26,528
OH, THERE YOU ARE, ERNEST.
738
00:34:26,568 --> 00:34:30,590
I'M SURE YOU KNOW ERNEST
AND FANNY RAE WELLER.
739
00:34:30,744 --> 00:34:32,410
HELLO.
HELLO!
740
00:34:32,435 --> 00:34:33,135
[DOG WHIMPERS]
741
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,899
OH, FOO-FOO
SAYS HELLO, TOO!
742
00:34:36,045 --> 00:34:38,345
All: HI, FOO-FOO!
743
00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:40,024
[LAUGHS]
744
00:34:40,049 --> 00:34:41,567
SIT, SIT,
SIT, SIT, SIT.
745
00:34:41,592 --> 00:34:43,217
WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT, FATHER,
746
00:34:43,242 --> 00:34:44,636
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
747
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,430
THE WELLERS ARE OUR GUESTS.
748
00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:49,620
IT'S ALL PART OF THE
INTERFAITH EXCHANGE PROGRAM
749
00:34:49,645 --> 00:34:50,970
THE CHURCH HAS ADOPTED.
750
00:34:50,995 --> 00:34:51,800
I SEE.
751
00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:54,620
WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE
PRESENTING EVIDENCE
752
00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:57,152
REGARDING POSSIBLE
DEMONIC POSSESSION.
753
00:34:57,726 --> 00:34:58,650
PLEASE BEGIN.
754
00:35:05,401 --> 00:35:09,075
[UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC BEGINS]
755
00:35:09,437 --> 00:35:11,802
♪ I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS ♪
756
00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:13,926
♪ WHEN THE DEVIL
WALKED IN ON ME ♪
757
00:35:14,356 --> 00:35:16,072
♪ WAVING HIS HANDS, SAID ♪
758
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:17,673
♪ COME ON, JUST FOLLOW ME ♪
759
00:35:17,674 --> 00:35:19,911
♪ SO I... I LOOKED HIM
IN THE EYES ♪
760
00:35:19,936 --> 00:35:22,263
♪ AND I SHOWED HIM TO THE DOOR ♪
761
00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:23,671
♪ AND I TOLD HIM TO GET LOST ♪
762
00:35:23,696 --> 00:35:25,357
♪ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN THERE
ONCE BEFORE ♪
763
00:35:25,382 --> 00:35:26,216
♪ DON'T WANNA BE ♪
764
00:35:26,241 --> 00:35:27,814
♪ RE-RE-RE ♪
765
00:35:27,815 --> 00:35:28,976
♪ REPOSSESSED ♪
766
00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:31,685
♪ RE-RE-RE ♪
767
00:35:31,686 --> 00:35:32,660
♪ REPOSSESSED ♪
768
00:35:32,685 --> 00:35:34,509
Brophy:
AND FOR THESE REASONS...
769
00:35:34,816 --> 00:35:36,659
I FEEL AN EXORCISM
IS WARRANTED.
770
00:35:36,769 --> 00:35:38,579
DO YOU HAVE
ANY FURTHER INFORMATION
771
00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,726
THAT WE MIGHT
WANT TO CONSIDER?
772
00:35:40,878 --> 00:35:43,552
DID I MENTION THAT
MRS. AGLET ALSO...
773
00:35:43,623 --> 00:35:45,358
GAVE ME A LITTLE HEAD?
774
00:35:51,459 --> 00:35:53,561
I PRAY YOU GRANT
THIS EXORCISM.
775
00:35:54,092 --> 00:35:55,404
IF I MAY...
776
00:35:55,429 --> 00:35:57,063
[ARF]
[GRR]
777
00:35:58,234 --> 00:36:01,264
IT IS MY OPINION THAT
HE HAS INDEED PROVED
778
00:36:01,936 --> 00:36:04,352
THAT AN EXORCISM
IS NECESSARY.
779
00:36:04,508 --> 00:36:05,501
FURTHERMORE...
780
00:36:06,549 --> 00:36:09,072
WHY DON'T WE TELEVISE
THIS EXORCISM?
781
00:36:09,344 --> 00:36:10,772
Both: HMM.
782
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:18,874
COME ON.
783
00:36:18,899 --> 00:36:20,296
[GIGGLES]
784
00:36:20,728 --> 00:36:21,608
[DOG GROWLS]
785
00:36:21,671 --> 00:36:23,952
[ARF]
[GRR]
786
00:36:25,209 --> 00:36:26,987
WELL, MR. FINANCIAL
ADVISOR.
787
00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:28,857
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY PLAN?
788
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:31,113
EVER SINCE YOUR LITTLE
MIDNIGHT LIAISONS
789
00:36:31,138 --> 00:36:33,538
WITH THAT BOY'S CHOIR
WENT PUBLIC,
790
00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:36,198
THE MINISTRY'S CONTRIBUTIONS
HAVE GONE DOWN DRAMATICALLY.
791
00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:39,782
YOUR PLAN BETTER NET
$6 MILLION IN 2 WEEKS,
792
00:36:39,807 --> 00:36:41,102
BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T,
793
00:36:41,512 --> 00:36:43,353
THE WORD ON THE STREET IS...
794
00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:45,383
YOUR MINISTRY IS HISTORY.
795
00:36:47,275 --> 00:36:48,781
AARON, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST...
796
00:36:48,864 --> 00:36:49,697
LIGHTEN UP.
797
00:36:51,881 --> 00:36:52,611
Fanny Rae:
COME ON, NOW,
798
00:36:52,636 --> 00:36:54,089
GO GET THE BALL
FROM DADDY.
799
00:36:54,090 --> 00:36:55,860
COME ON!
HA HA!
800
00:36:55,885 --> 00:36:57,321
[TOY SQUEAKS]
[ARF]
801
00:36:57,460 --> 00:36:59,320
OH, NO... OH...
OH, ERNEST!
802
00:36:59,345 --> 00:37:02,273
LOOK WHAT I DID
TO MY NEW DRESS!
803
00:37:02,298 --> 00:37:05,381
AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS COST OUR FOLLOWERS?
804
00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:08,503
OH, NO, JUST
LOOK AT THIS MESS.
805
00:37:08,631 --> 00:37:09,772
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
806
00:37:10,172 --> 00:37:11,539
[ARF ARF ARF]
807
00:37:13,479 --> 00:37:14,908
FOO-FOO?
808
00:37:15,429 --> 00:37:16,810
FOO-FOO!
809
00:37:17,505 --> 00:37:19,545
ERNIE, WHERE'S FOO-FOO?
810
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:25,443
Audience: BYE, FOO-FOO!
811
00:37:25,621 --> 00:37:27,220
SO, MR. WELLER.
812
00:37:27,569 --> 00:37:29,777
THEY SAY YOU HAVE A GREAT
IDEA FOR MY NETWORK.
813
00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:31,318
WELL, MR. TARTASTEIN,
814
00:37:31,343 --> 00:37:33,270
THIS SPECIAL
IS CALLED...
815
00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:36,213
ERNEST AND FANNY'S
EXORCISM TONIGHT.
816
00:37:36,238 --> 00:37:37,692
IT WILL BE
BROADCAST LIVE
817
00:37:37,717 --> 00:37:40,473
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE
WORLD VIA SATELLITE.
818
00:37:40,498 --> 00:37:43,300
IT WILL AIR CONTINUOUSLY
UNTIL THE FINAL OUTCOME.
819
00:37:43,383 --> 00:37:45,110
ALL THE
COMMERCIAL PROCEEDS
820
00:37:45,377 --> 00:37:46,495
GO TO YOUR NETWORK.
821
00:37:46,669 --> 00:37:48,302
AND ALL
THE PHONE DONATIONS
822
00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:49,678
COME TO MY MINISTRY.
823
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,858
YOU DON'T MIND
DOING BUSINESS
824
00:37:52,883 --> 00:37:54,157
WITH THE DEVIL, DO YOU,
MR. TARTASTEIN?
825
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,667
HA. ARE YOU KIDDING?
826
00:37:55,849 --> 00:37:58,202
HOW DO YOU THINK
LOVE BOAT
GOT ON THE AIR?
827
00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:00,763
SO, DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
828
00:38:01,309 --> 00:38:02,250
WE HAVE A DEAL.
829
00:38:02,275 --> 00:38:04,515
MAY ERNEST AND FANNY'S
EXORCISM TONIGHT
830
00:38:04,881 --> 00:38:08,133
BE THIS NETWORK'S
BIGGEST RATINGS BONANZA!
831
00:38:15,011 --> 00:38:15,949
FATHER MAYII?
832
00:38:16,402 --> 00:38:16,902
YES?
833
00:38:17,175 --> 00:38:18,353
HAVE YOU ADHERED
STRICTLY
834
00:38:18,378 --> 00:38:19,885
TO YOUR VOW OF CELIBACY?
835
00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:21,413
YES, I HAVE.
836
00:38:21,961 --> 00:38:22,953
ME, TOO.
837
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,935
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
838
00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,437
MINE WAS BY CHOICE.
839
00:38:27,178 --> 00:38:28,405
[DOOR CLOSES]
840
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:31,749
MRS. AGLET?
841
00:38:33,873 --> 00:38:34,808
HEH HEH.
842
00:38:35,894 --> 00:38:37,527
HEAR MY WORDS,
DEMON.
843
00:38:37,913 --> 00:38:40,449
I WILL CAST THEE FROM
THIS POOR WOMAN'S SOUL,
844
00:38:40,511 --> 00:38:42,767
BECAUSE THOU ART
THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS,
845
00:38:42,850 --> 00:38:44,319
THE EPITOME
OF ALL EVIL.
846
00:38:45,272 --> 00:38:47,446
EAT SHIT AND DIE.
847
00:38:49,141 --> 00:38:51,891
LET'S SEE
GERALDO RIVERA TOP THIS.
848
00:38:53,894 --> 00:38:57,172
WAIT TILL THEY
GET A LOAD OF ME.
849
00:38:57,727 --> 00:38:58,831
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
850
00:38:59,989 --> 00:39:02,372
I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING
851
00:39:02,592 --> 00:39:05,924
THE FORCES OF EVIL WERE
GROWING EVER MORE POWERFUL.
852
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,881
BUT SOMEHOW I SENSED...
853
00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:11,030
IT WAS NOT NANCY AGLET
THE DEVIL WANTED.
854
00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:12,730
HE WANTED ME,
855
00:39:12,871 --> 00:39:14,945
AND, BY GOD,
I HAD TO BE READY.
856
00:39:15,558 --> 00:39:18,796
SO I DECIDED TO NOT ONLY
REVITALIZE MY FAITH
857
00:39:19,128 --> 00:39:21,992
BUT TO RESTORE MY PHYSICAL
STRENGTH AS WELL.
858
00:39:22,421 --> 00:39:24,421
AS THEY SAY
IN GREENWICH VILLAGE...
859
00:39:25,267 --> 00:39:27,735
TO TIGHTEN AND TONE MY BUNS.
860
00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:30,361
EXCUSE ME. UH,
I'M FATHER MAYII.
861
00:39:30,386 --> 00:39:31,054
I CALLED...
862
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,549
HEY, PADRE!
863
00:39:32,574 --> 00:39:33,618
HOW YOU DOIN'?
864
00:39:33,669 --> 00:39:34,970
I'VE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.
865
00:39:34,995 --> 00:39:36,648
ARE YOU READY FOR
THE WORKOUT NOW?
866
00:39:36,731 --> 00:39:37,765
WHAT ARE WE GONNA
WORK ON TODAY?
867
00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:38,508
PECMANS?
868
00:39:38,533 --> 00:39:39,672
BUTTISSIMO?
869
00:39:40,064 --> 00:39:41,330
AH, THE OLD
ABBA DABBAS
870
00:39:41,355 --> 00:39:42,935
LOOK A LITTLE
SOFT, HUH?
871
00:39:42,936 --> 00:39:43,769
I BEG YOUR PARDON...
872
00:39:43,794 --> 00:39:45,018
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
873
00:39:45,112 --> 00:39:46,439
LET'S PUT THIS
ON YOUR WRIST.
874
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,179
WHAT IS THAT?
875
00:39:47,204 --> 00:39:49,252
OK, THIS IS A DIGITAL
HEART MONITOR.
876
00:39:49,335 --> 00:39:50,444
WHEN YOUR HEART RATE
877
00:39:50,469 --> 00:39:51,943
REACHES A CERTAIN
STRESS LEVEL,
878
00:39:51,968 --> 00:39:52,801
IT BEEPS.
879
00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:54,069
THE HARDER YOU PUMP,
880
00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:55,489
THE FASTER IT BEEPS.
881
00:39:55,514 --> 00:39:56,278
OH.
882
00:39:56,303 --> 00:39:57,386
HI THERE, SAILOR.
883
00:40:00,047 --> 00:40:02,434
HEH. HEH. SAILOR.
884
00:40:02,459 --> 00:40:03,575
YOU KNOW...
885
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,886
HE MUST THINK THIS
IS A NAVAL UNIFORM.
886
00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:08,352
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
887
00:40:12,517 --> 00:40:15,181
[WOMEN GIGGLE]
888
00:40:16,618 --> 00:40:17,549
OH...
889
00:40:17,574 --> 00:40:20,068
[MONITOR BEEPING]
890
00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:21,935
HEY, YOUR HOLINESS.
891
00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:23,121
YOU OK?
892
00:40:24,619 --> 00:40:26,342
WELL, LET'S ROCK
AND ROLL! COME ON!
893
00:40:26,397 --> 00:40:28,804
NO, NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE WOMEN'S GYMNASIUM.
894
00:40:28,887 --> 00:40:31,078
AH, YOUR H-NESS, THIS IS THE 90s.
895
00:40:31,426 --> 00:40:32,949
EVERYBODY'S DOING IT
TOGETHER. COME ON.
896
00:40:32,974 --> 00:40:34,811
OH, I... I JUST
REMEMBERED.
897
00:40:34,836 --> 00:40:35,417
I HAVE ANOTHER
APPOINTMENT.
898
00:40:35,442 --> 00:40:36,689
PADRE, LISTEN TO ME.
FIRST OF ALL,
899
00:40:36,714 --> 00:40:38,048
YOU CAN'T WORK OUT IN THIS.
900
00:40:38,073 --> 00:40:40,050
LET'S GO PUT SOME REAL
WORKOUT CLOTHES ON.
901
00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:40,835
HOW YOU DOING?
902
00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:42,738
MIND KEEPING THAT
DOOR CLOSED, PLEASE?
903
00:40:42,821 --> 00:40:44,375
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE START SWEATING...
904
00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:45,657
FOR THE LORD.
BUT I REALLY...
905
00:40:45,658 --> 00:40:46,835
COME ON. HERE WE GO.
906
00:40:49,816 --> 00:40:50,757
EXCUSE ME.
907
00:40:50,956 --> 00:40:51,896
HI, FATHER.
908
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,654
IS THERE A CONVENTION
IN TOWN?
909
00:40:53,728 --> 00:40:55,942
[TECHNOTRONIC'S
PUMP UP THE JAM BEGINS]
910
00:40:55,967 --> 00:40:57,533
♪ PUMP UP THE JAM ♪
911
00:40:57,534 --> 00:40:58,480
♪ PUMP IT UP ♪
912
00:40:58,505 --> 00:41:00,278
♪ WHILE YOUR FEET ARE THUMPIN' ♪
913
00:41:00,303 --> 00:41:02,137
♪ AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN' ♪
914
00:41:02,138 --> 00:41:03,872
♪ LOOK AT HERE
THE CROWD IS JUMPIN' ♪
915
00:41:03,873 --> 00:41:05,052
♪ PUMP IT UP ♪
916
00:41:05,077 --> 00:41:05,927
♪ A LITTLE MORE ♪
917
00:41:05,952 --> 00:41:07,896
♪ GET THE PARTY GOING
ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪
918
00:41:07,921 --> 00:41:10,411
♪ SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S
WHERE THE PARTY'S AT ♪
919
00:41:10,412 --> 00:41:12,248
♪ AND YOU'LL FIND OUT
IF YOU DO THAT ♪
920
00:41:12,331 --> 00:41:13,470
♪ I DON'T WANT ♪
921
00:41:13,495 --> 00:41:14,274
ALL RIGHT, FATHER.
922
00:41:14,299 --> 00:41:15,327
YOU WANNA CONCENTRATE NOW.
923
00:41:15,352 --> 00:41:19,378
BACK STRAIGHT, STOMACH IN
NICE AND TIGHT, OK?
THIS IS A GREAT EXERCISE
FOR THE INNER THIGH.
924
00:41:19,403 --> 00:41:20,890
WHEN I COUNT TO 3,
925
00:41:20,915 --> 00:41:21,841
BREATHE NORMALLY,
926
00:41:21,924 --> 00:41:23,735
AND EASE OUT SLOWLY.
927
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,791
READY? COME ON, NOW.
928
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:25,816
ONE...
929
00:41:25,841 --> 00:41:27,793
2...
AH!
930
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:29,294
♪ MAKE MY DAY ♪
931
00:41:29,295 --> 00:41:30,901
♪ MAKE MY ♪
932
00:41:30,926 --> 00:41:31,948
[EFFEMINATELY]
WELL...
933
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:33,263
HELLO THERE.
934
00:41:33,264 --> 00:41:34,728
HOW YOU DOING?
935
00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:37,043
I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE
A PERSONAL TRAINER.
936
00:41:37,068 --> 00:41:38,861
EXCUSE ME,
I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN.
937
00:41:38,886 --> 00:41:40,366
OH, NO, YOU GO FIND
ONE OF YOUR OWN.
938
00:41:40,391 --> 00:41:41,803
THIS ONE'S
ALREADY TAKEN.
939
00:41:42,849 --> 00:41:44,408
CHECK, PLEASE.
940
00:41:44,409 --> 00:41:46,142
♪ WHILE YOUR FEET
ARE THUMPIN' ♪
941
00:41:46,143 --> 00:41:48,076
♪ AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN' ♪
942
00:41:48,077 --> 00:41:49,645
♪ LOOK AT HERE
THE CROWD IS JUMPIN' ♪
943
00:41:49,646 --> 00:41:52,080
♪ PUMP IT UP A LITTLE MORE ♪
944
00:41:52,081 --> 00:41:53,849
♪ GET THE PARTY GOIN'
ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪
945
00:41:53,874 --> 00:41:55,083
♪ SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
THE PARTY'S AT ♪
946
00:41:55,084 --> 00:41:56,485
SLOWLY.
947
00:41:57,198 --> 00:41:58,266
THERE YOU GO.
948
00:41:58,531 --> 00:42:00,170
[EXHALES]
949
00:42:00,195 --> 00:42:01,562
LET'S GO FOR 10, OK?
950
00:42:02,545 --> 00:42:04,491
FATHER MAYII,
I'M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU.
951
00:42:04,492 --> 00:42:05,927
I WENT TO VISIT YOU
AT THE HOME, BUT...
952
00:42:05,952 --> 00:42:08,198
THE SISTER AT THE FRONT
DESK SAID YOU WERE HERE.
953
00:42:08,223 --> 00:42:09,888
LUKE, YOU LOOK
TROUBLED.
954
00:42:09,913 --> 00:42:11,932
BUT THEN, YOU'VE ALWAYS
LOOKED TROUBLED.
955
00:42:11,957 --> 00:42:14,811
THE SUPREME COUNCIL
HAS GRANTED THE EXORCISM.
956
00:42:14,996 --> 00:42:16,181
WELL, THANK GOD.
957
00:42:16,206 --> 00:42:17,812
THERE'S A CATCH,
I'M AFRAID.
958
00:42:17,837 --> 00:42:19,661
HAVE YOU HEARD OF
ERNEST WELLER?
959
00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:22,553
THE EVANGELIST WITH THE
WIFE AND MATCHING DOG?
960
00:42:23,571 --> 00:42:26,833
WELLER HAS CONVINCED THEM
TO TELEVISE THE EXORCISM.
961
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:27,853
WHAT?
962
00:42:28,359 --> 00:42:29,739
MY GOD!
963
00:42:30,192 --> 00:42:31,916
THAT CHARLATAN!
964
00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,766
THAT HYPOCRITE!
965
00:42:34,048 --> 00:42:35,985
AH!
966
00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:37,310
THERE. YOU SEE?
967
00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:39,413
SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS
THAT IT'S WRONG.
968
00:42:39,496 --> 00:42:41,018
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
LARRY.
969
00:42:41,151 --> 00:42:42,591
IT'S A SACRILEGE.
970
00:42:42,592 --> 00:42:44,128
IT'S A TRAVESTY.
971
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,399
TELEVISED EXORCISM?
972
00:42:46,424 --> 00:42:48,938
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
THEY'D DO SUCH A THING!
973
00:42:48,963 --> 00:42:50,866
WELL, THEY CLAIM THAT IT
WILL CONVERT MILLIONS.
974
00:42:50,891 --> 00:42:52,927
MILLIONS!
IN WELLER'S POCKET!
975
00:42:53,128 --> 00:42:54,401
THE MAN IS A THIEF!
976
00:42:54,402 --> 00:42:56,172
HE'S A SWINDLER!
977
00:42:56,219 --> 00:42:58,836
HE'S A CROOK POSING
AS A MAN OF GOD!
978
00:42:58,861 --> 00:43:00,037
THAT'S THE SPIRIT,
FATHER!
979
00:43:00,062 --> 00:43:01,401
TOGETHER, WE CAN DO IT!
980
00:43:01,484 --> 00:43:02,388
NO, LUKE.
981
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,367
AH!
982
00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:04,933
[CRASH]
983
00:43:05,871 --> 00:43:07,660
THINK OF NANCY, FATHER.
984
00:43:07,805 --> 00:43:09,787
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WITH THE EXPERIENCE.
985
00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:12,176
NO, LUKE, I DO NOT
HAVE THE STRENGTH.
986
00:43:12,315 --> 00:43:13,561
YOU MUST DO IT.
987
00:43:13,586 --> 00:43:15,600
RAISE UP YOUR FAITH, LUKE.
988
00:43:15,918 --> 00:43:18,535
MAKE IT A GIANT
SWORD AGAINST SATAN.
989
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,393
REMEMBER...
990
00:43:19,647 --> 00:43:21,186
FAITH CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS.
991
00:43:21,525 --> 00:43:23,360
YEAH!
992
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,874
♪ PUMP UP THE JAM ♪
993
00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:27,858
♪ PUMP IT UP ♪
994
00:43:27,883 --> 00:43:29,772
♪ WHILE YOUR FEET
ARE THUMPIN' ♪
995
00:43:29,797 --> 00:43:31,304
♪ AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN' ♪
996
00:43:31,329 --> 00:43:33,472
♪ LOOK AT HERE
THE CROWD IS JUMPIN' ♪
997
00:43:33,497 --> 00:43:34,583
♪ PUMP IT UP ♪
998
00:43:34,608 --> 00:43:35,388
♪ A LITTLE MORE ♪
999
00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,239
♪ GET YOUR PARTY GOIN'
ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪
1000
00:43:37,264 --> 00:43:39,305
♪ SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S
WHERE THE PARTY'S AT ♪
1001
00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:41,507
♪ AND YOU'LL FIND OUT
IF YOU DO THAT ♪
1002
00:43:41,707 --> 00:43:43,096
♪ I DON'T WANT ♪
1003
00:43:43,409 --> 00:43:45,045
♪ A PLACE TO STAY ♪
1004
00:43:45,046 --> 00:43:47,705
♪ GET YOUR BOOTY
ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT ♪
1005
00:43:47,730 --> 00:43:49,216
♪ MAKE MY DAY ♪
1006
00:43:49,363 --> 00:43:50,718
♪ I DON'T WANT ♪
1007
00:43:51,035 --> 00:43:52,785
♪ A PLACE TO STAY ♪
1008
00:43:52,786 --> 00:43:55,280
♪ GET YOUR BOOTY
ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT ♪
1009
00:43:55,305 --> 00:43:56,387
♪ MAKE MY DAY ♪
1010
00:43:56,388 --> 00:43:58,040
6... 7...
1011
00:43:58,065 --> 00:43:59,315
GOOD, LET'S SWITCH!
1012
00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:00,602
ONE... 2...
1013
00:44:01,249 --> 00:44:02,778
3... 4...
1014
00:44:03,246 --> 00:44:04,663
5... 6...
1015
00:44:04,957 --> 00:44:07,088
7...
AND REACH TO THE SIDE.
1016
00:44:07,113 --> 00:44:08,305
AND ONE! COME ON!
1017
00:44:08,330 --> 00:44:10,455
BEND! 3 AND 4!
1018
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,817
5, 6, 7.
1019
00:44:12,842 --> 00:44:14,270
TWIST AGAIN.
1020
00:44:14,271 --> 00:44:15,742
FEEL IT,
COME ON, WORK IT!
1021
00:44:15,964 --> 00:44:17,566
4... 5...
1022
00:44:17,961 --> 00:44:19,245
6... 7...
1023
00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:21,385
NOW THE UPPER ARMS REACH.
1024
00:44:21,618 --> 00:44:24,286
COME ON. 3, 3, 5.
1025
00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:26,183
6. FORWARD!
1026
00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,385
FORWARD.
1027
00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:29,103
2, 3, FASTER!
1028
00:44:29,128 --> 00:44:31,214
1, 2, 3, 4.
1029
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:32,653
COME ON, SUMMER'S COMING!
1030
00:44:32,654 --> 00:44:34,020
GET THOSE BUTTS IN GEAR!
1031
00:44:34,021 --> 00:44:35,989
2, 3, 4.
1032
00:44:35,990 --> 00:44:37,710
LET'S WORK WITH
DOGGY KICKS.
1033
00:44:37,735 --> 00:44:38,695
COME ON!
1034
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,193
AND HIGHER!
[WHIMPERS]
1035
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,042
3... 4...
1036
00:44:42,294 --> 00:44:43,751
5... COME ON!
1037
00:44:43,776 --> 00:44:45,230
GET IT UP!
1038
00:44:45,231 --> 00:44:46,578
HERE WE GO!
1039
00:44:46,603 --> 00:44:48,132
8... 7...
1040
00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:50,068
6... 5...
1041
00:44:50,069 --> 00:44:51,970
[ARF]
4... YOU'VE GOT 3!
1042
00:44:51,971 --> 00:44:53,489
[BEEPING]
2... ONE...
1043
00:44:53,514 --> 00:44:54,915
8 MORE!
8... WHOO!
1044
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:55,882
7...
1045
00:44:56,616 --> 00:44:58,008
I CAN'T DO IT
ALONE, FATHER.
1046
00:44:58,009 --> 00:44:59,843
YOU CAN, LUKE.
AND YOU MUST.
1047
00:44:59,844 --> 00:45:01,128
BUT I'M AFRAID
TO BE DEFEATED
1048
00:45:01,153 --> 00:45:02,654
IN FRONT OF MILLIONS.
1049
00:45:02,679 --> 00:45:04,327
THAT DIDN'T STOP MIKE TYSON.
1050
00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:05,883
LUKE, REMEMBER...
1051
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,149
WHEN YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE,
YOU'RE STILL MOVING FORWARD.
1052
00:45:09,232 --> 00:45:11,219
MY HEART IS WEAK,
AND I'M TOO OLD.
1053
00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:14,237
AND I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE
IN THIS... THIS...
1054
00:45:14,262 --> 00:45:15,613
SACRILEGIOUS CIRCUS.
1055
00:45:15,638 --> 00:45:17,051
YOU SEE, NOW I'VE
LOST MY GLASSES.
1056
00:45:17,076 --> 00:45:18,784
PLEASE, I WANT YOU
TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
1057
00:45:18,809 --> 00:45:21,045
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ANY MORE ABOUT IT.
1058
00:45:43,346 --> 00:45:44,782
♪ PUMP UP THE JAM ♪
1059
00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,217
♪ PUMP IT UP ♪
1060
00:45:46,218 --> 00:45:47,268
YOUNG MAN...
1061
00:45:47,293 --> 00:45:48,900
I WAS JUST IN THE
LOCKER ROOM THERE,
1062
00:45:48,925 --> 00:45:51,164
AND ALL MY CLOTHES
HAVE BEEN STOLEN.
1063
00:45:51,261 --> 00:45:52,321
I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
1064
00:45:52,346 --> 00:45:56,385
I THINK THAT, UH, SOMEONE
HERE IN THE GYMNASIUMHAS A VERY
SERIOUS PROBLEM.
1065
00:45:56,468 --> 00:45:57,301
PADRE...
1066
00:45:57,961 --> 00:45:59,843
I THINK IT'S YOU WITH
THE SERIOUS PROBLEM.
1067
00:45:59,868 --> 00:46:00,688
WHAT?
FATHER?
1068
00:46:00,713 --> 00:46:01,946
ARE THESE YOUR
GLASSES?
1069
00:46:01,971 --> 00:46:03,116
OH, THANK YOU,
MY CHILD.
1070
00:46:03,199 --> 00:46:04,224
WHAT PROBLEM?
1071
00:46:04,288 --> 00:46:05,509
I DON'T HAVE
ANY PROBLEMS.
1072
00:46:05,534 --> 00:46:06,602
I... I...
1073
00:46:08,270 --> 00:46:09,103
OH...
1074
00:46:10,922 --> 00:46:12,703
[MONITOR BEEPING]
1075
00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:13,266
OH!
1076
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:14,452
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
FATHER?
1077
00:46:14,477 --> 00:46:15,445
EASY, YOUR HOLINESS.
1078
00:46:15,470 --> 00:46:16,023
[GROANING]
1079
00:46:16,048 --> 00:46:17,141
EASY, MAN.
1080
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,609
FATHER?
1081
00:46:20,422 --> 00:46:21,489
[GASPS]
OH, MOMMY!
1082
00:46:21,514 --> 00:46:23,058
OH, MOMMY, NO!
1083
00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:25,479
N-N-NOT MY MOMMY!
1084
00:46:25,543 --> 00:46:26,585
DADDY...
1085
00:46:26,610 --> 00:46:27,443
[MURMURING]
1086
00:46:29,989 --> 00:46:31,790
♪ YO, PUMP IT, PUMP IT ♪
1087
00:46:31,791 --> 00:46:32,976
[EXPLOSION]
1088
00:46:34,562 --> 00:46:37,131
Announcer: GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
1089
00:46:37,156 --> 00:46:38,226
I'M ARMY ARCHERD,
1090
00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:45,258
WELCOMING YOU TO THE GREATEST
TELEVISION EVENT OF ALL TIME.
ERNEST AND FANNY'S
EXORCISM TONIGHT!
1091
00:46:45,994 --> 00:46:47,870
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
1092
00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:49,705
WE HAVE A TREMENDOUS
AUDIENCE HERE
1093
00:46:49,706 --> 00:46:51,439
AT GLOBAL TELEVISION STUDIOS,
1094
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,398
WAITING IN ANTICIPATION
1095
00:46:53,423 --> 00:46:55,951
OF THE GREATEST NAMES
IN SHOW BIZ.
1096
00:46:57,646 --> 00:46:59,371
IS IT... AND LOOK WHO'S THERE!
1097
00:46:59,396 --> 00:47:00,715
IT'S SEAN PENN!
1098
00:47:00,716 --> 00:47:02,283
[APPLAUSE]
1099
00:47:02,284 --> 00:47:05,527
WHOA!
1100
00:47:05,552 --> 00:47:06,853
AND WAIT A MINUTE!
1101
00:47:06,854 --> 00:47:08,221
HERE THEY ARE,
1102
00:47:08,246 --> 00:47:11,541
THE COURAGEOUS COUPLE WHO WILL
BE DUELING WITH THE DEVIL!
1103
00:47:14,237 --> 00:47:16,962
ERNEST AND FANNY RAE WELLER!
1104
00:47:16,987 --> 00:47:19,188
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
1105
00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:27,362
COULD WE GET YOU
TO COME UP?
1106
00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:28,558
CAN WE GET YOU
TO COME UP?
1107
00:47:28,641 --> 00:47:30,009
OH, GOOD.
1108
00:47:30,226 --> 00:47:31,523
HOW ARE YA?
HOW ARE YA?
1109
00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:32,563
HI, ERNEST.
1110
00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:33,639
HI! HA HA!
1111
00:47:33,664 --> 00:47:35,114
HI! HI, EVERYBODY!
1112
00:47:35,139 --> 00:47:36,095
HOW ARE YOU?
1113
00:47:36,185 --> 00:47:37,753
JUST FINE. HELLO.
1114
00:47:38,081 --> 00:47:41,003
AND EVERYBODY SAY HELLO
TO KIT-KAT!
1115
00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:43,566
All: HELLO, KIT-KAT!
1116
00:47:43,591 --> 00:47:44,632
[MEOW]
1117
00:47:44,657 --> 00:47:46,776
FIRST OFF, DO YOU
HAVE SOME WORDS
1118
00:47:46,801 --> 00:47:47,744
FOR THE GROUP HERE?
1119
00:47:47,769 --> 00:47:49,322
Fanny: OH, YES, I DO.
1120
00:47:49,557 --> 00:47:53,381
I WANT YOU TO GO HOME
AND TUNE IN THE SHOW!
1121
00:47:53,406 --> 00:47:56,876
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
1122
00:48:01,569 --> 00:48:02,685
OH, POO.
1123
00:48:03,099 --> 00:48:04,903
THIS ENSEMBLE JUST
DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.
1124
00:48:04,904 --> 00:48:07,453
YOU MIND IF
I CHANGE, HONEY?
1125
00:48:07,478 --> 00:48:10,503
JUST HURRY UP. WE'RE ON
THE AIR IN 5 MINUTES.
1126
00:48:10,528 --> 00:48:11,361
OK.
1127
00:48:12,670 --> 00:48:15,145
YOU KNOW, ERNIE, I JUST
FEEL A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS
1128
00:48:15,170 --> 00:48:17,406
ABOUT COMING FACE TO FACE,
1129
00:48:17,431 --> 00:48:19,050
YOU KNOW, WITH THE DEVIL
AND ALL.
1130
00:48:19,094 --> 00:48:20,595
[SIGHING]
RELAX.
1131
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:22,469
MRS. AGLET
IS NOT THE DEVIL.
1132
00:48:22,494 --> 00:48:24,687
SHE IS JUST A NUT
WITH A BAD COMPLEXION
1133
00:48:24,688 --> 00:48:26,326
WHO THINKS
SHE IS POSSESSED.
1134
00:48:26,351 --> 00:48:27,881
OH, WELL,
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
1135
00:48:29,481 --> 00:48:30,950
OH, THERE!
1136
00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:34,431
NOW, I'LL JUST LOOK PERFECT
WHEN I SING MY SONG!
1137
00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:35,369
[GIGGLES]
1138
00:48:35,394 --> 00:48:36,637
I CAN'T WAIT.
HEH HEH.
1139
00:48:36,662 --> 00:48:37,863
REMEMBER, NOW, HONEY...
1140
00:48:37,888 --> 00:48:40,391
YOU PROMISED!
OK, DADDY.
1141
00:48:40,416 --> 00:48:41,935
[COUGHING]
1142
00:48:41,936 --> 00:48:43,670
UNH.
UNH.
1143
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:45,672
AW.
1144
00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:46,506
[WHISTLING]
1145
00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:53,213
[CROWD CHATTERING]
1146
00:48:54,607 --> 00:48:55,440
CUE.
1147
00:48:56,415 --> 00:48:57,642
Woman:
SETTLE DOWN.
1148
00:48:57,984 --> 00:48:58,963
CUE ANNOUNCER.
1149
00:49:00,260 --> 00:49:01,987
LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S...
1150
00:49:01,988 --> 00:49:04,984
ERNEST AND FANNY'S
EXORCISM TONIGHT!
1151
00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:07,078
[APPLAUSE]
1152
00:49:07,103 --> 00:49:08,893
Army: AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1153
00:49:08,894 --> 00:49:12,176
ERNEST AND FANNY RAE WELLER!
1154
00:49:12,201 --> 00:49:14,769
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
1155
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:19,357
Ernest: GOD BLESS...
1156
00:49:19,635 --> 00:49:21,257
ALL OF YOU.
1157
00:49:21,282 --> 00:49:22,944
EVERY ONE OF YOU.
1158
00:49:22,969 --> 00:49:24,067
MY FRIENDS...
1159
00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:25,636
TONIGHT...
1160
00:49:26,761 --> 00:49:28,277
IS SOON TO BECOME...
1161
00:49:29,394 --> 00:49:31,697
THE SINGLE MOST
IMPORTANT NIGHT
1162
00:49:31,722 --> 00:49:34,164
IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND...
1163
00:49:34,507 --> 00:49:36,531
BECAUSE TONIGHT...
1164
00:49:36,851 --> 00:49:38,485
MILLIONS OF YOU...
1165
00:49:38,992 --> 00:49:40,412
WILL WITNESS...
1166
00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:41,921
AS WE RID THE VILE SPIRIT...
1167
00:49:41,922 --> 00:49:45,190
OF SATAN HIMSELF
1168
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:46,725
FROM THE SOUL
OF MRS. NANCY AGLET!
1169
00:49:46,726 --> 00:49:49,995
All: PRAISE THE LORD!
1170
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:53,303
AND ASSISTING US
IN TONIGHT'S EXORCISM
1171
00:49:53,328 --> 00:49:55,316
IS FATHER LUKE BROPHY.
1172
00:49:55,561 --> 00:50:00,776
[FAINT APPLAUSE]
1173
00:50:00,801 --> 00:50:02,305
AND NOW, BELIEVERS...
1174
00:50:02,472 --> 00:50:04,532
AND NON-BELIEVERS...
1175
00:50:06,102 --> 00:50:08,193
FROM THE BOWELS
OF HELL...
1176
00:50:08,954 --> 00:50:10,246
I BRING YOU...
1177
00:50:11,496 --> 00:50:12,505
THE DEVIL!
1178
00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:20,072
[GROWLING]
1179
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,069
[AUDIENCE BOOS]
1180
00:50:22,243 --> 00:50:23,911
[GROWLING FIERCELY]
1181
00:50:29,888 --> 00:50:33,558
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
1182
00:50:34,170 --> 00:50:37,065
GEE, MOM LOOKS
TERRIBLE!
1183
00:50:37,425 --> 00:50:40,307
WELL, THEY SAY TV DOES
ADD 10 POUNDS TO YOU.
1184
00:50:40,822 --> 00:50:42,677
WITH THE BLESSING
OF THE LORD...
1185
00:50:43,471 --> 00:50:46,275
LET'S START
THIS EXORCISM.
1186
00:50:48,721 --> 00:50:50,756
I COMMAND THAT
THY PUTRID SPIRIT
1187
00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:54,068
LEAVE THE HOLY BEING
OF THIS CHILD OF JESUS.
1188
00:50:54,424 --> 00:50:56,513
I CAST THEE BACK TO HELL.
1189
00:50:56,538 --> 00:50:57,475
TO HELL!
1190
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,394
I CAST THEE
BACK TO HELL!
1191
00:50:59,419 --> 00:51:00,263
TO HELL!
1192
00:51:00,288 --> 00:51:02,557
I CAST THEE
BACK TO HELL!
1193
00:51:03,231 --> 00:51:04,575
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME
1194
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,227
A PICTURE AND RESUME
AT THE DOOR
1195
00:51:06,228 --> 00:51:08,533
AND I'LL GET BACK
TO YOU, OK?
1196
00:51:18,371 --> 00:51:21,975
[NO AUDIO]
1197
00:51:27,346 --> 00:51:30,950
[NO AUDIO]
1198
00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:57,005
[NO AUDIO]
1199
00:52:04,411 --> 00:52:08,015
[NO AUDIO]
1200
00:52:20,588 --> 00:52:22,177
OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH?
1201
00:52:22,377 --> 00:52:23,340
YOU'RE SO TOUGH?
1202
00:52:23,365 --> 00:52:28,002
HOW COME YOU POSSESSED A WOMAN'S
BODY? YOU GET OFF WEARING WOMEN'S
CLOTHING?
1203
00:52:28,989 --> 00:52:30,858
[HISSES]
1204
00:52:42,095 --> 00:52:45,698
[WIND GUSTING]
1205
00:52:51,266 --> 00:52:54,564
♪ WELL, THEY CALL
THIS GUY A DEVIL ♪
1206
00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:57,292
♪ AND HE'S GOT
A HEART OF STONE ♪
1207
00:52:57,317 --> 00:53:00,111
♪ SO IF YOU WANT HIM
TO GET LOST ♪
1208
00:53:00,346 --> 00:53:02,411
♪ JUST GO PICK UP YOUR PHONE ♪
1209
00:53:02,436 --> 00:53:04,629
♪ MAKE A PLEDGE TO JESUS ♪
1210
00:53:04,630 --> 00:53:06,798
♪ FROM THE COMFORT
OF YOUR HOME ♪
1211
00:53:06,799 --> 00:53:11,313
♪ FOR IF YOU DO, I PROMISE YOU ♪
1212
00:53:11,338 --> 00:53:16,757
♪ THE DEVIL WILL START TO MOAN ♪
1213
00:53:16,938 --> 00:53:20,086
[TOILET FLUSHES]
1214
00:53:20,111 --> 00:53:23,147
[DRUM ROLL]
1215
00:53:28,533 --> 00:53:30,158
THESE JUST
ARRIVED FOR YOU.
1216
00:53:30,183 --> 00:53:32,345
BACK ON THE AIR
IN 10 SECONDS.
1217
00:53:34,321 --> 00:53:36,351
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
WONDERFUL!
1218
00:53:36,376 --> 00:53:37,611
WHAT'S IT SAY, HONEY?
1219
00:53:37,636 --> 00:53:40,034
YOU'LL SEE.
YOU WILL SEE.
1220
00:53:43,667 --> 00:53:45,003
FRIENDS,
1221
00:53:46,135 --> 00:53:47,826
FRED TARTASTEIN,
1222
00:53:47,851 --> 00:53:49,458
THE PRESIDENT
OF THIS NETWORK,
1223
00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:51,722
HAS JUST INFORMED ME
THAT WE ARE BEING VIEWED
1224
00:53:51,747 --> 00:53:54,802
BY THE LARGEST AUDIENCE
IN TELEVISION HISTORY.
1225
00:53:55,157 --> 00:53:58,026
[APPLAUSE]
1226
00:53:59,078 --> 00:54:01,347
WE GOT NO TIME
TO CELEBRATE RIGHT NOW,
1227
00:54:01,917 --> 00:54:04,094
'CAUSE WE HAVE AN EXORCISM
TO PERFORM.
1228
00:54:06,647 --> 00:54:08,916
IN THE NAME
OF ALMIGHTY GOD.
1229
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,561
ERNIE...
1230
00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:23,416
WATCH OUT WITH THOSE
SPECIAL EFFECTS.
1231
00:54:23,441 --> 00:54:25,042
THOSE AREN'T OUR EFFECTS.
1232
00:54:31,985 --> 00:54:35,787
[HUMMING]
1233
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,575
SETTING OFF
THE SPRINKLER SYSTEM.
1234
00:54:45,710 --> 00:54:49,655
[ALL SHOUTING]
1235
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,513
QUIET!
1236
00:54:50,895 --> 00:54:54,380
DO YOU REALIZE WE HAVE
AN AWFUL LOT IN COMMON?
1237
00:54:54,918 --> 00:54:57,127
WE BOTH USE PEOPLE
AND THEN DUMP THEM
1238
00:54:57,152 --> 00:54:59,997
WHEN THEY'RE NO LONGER
OF USE TO US.
1239
00:55:00,022 --> 00:55:01,631
I USED YOU TO GET
1240
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:04,230
THE LARGEST AUDIENCE
IN HISTORY.
1241
00:55:04,566 --> 00:55:06,625
AND NOW, YOU'RE
NO LONGER NECESSARY.
1242
00:55:07,878 --> 00:55:09,205
WHAT DO I DO
1243
00:55:09,237 --> 00:55:12,444
WITH A COUPLE
OF JACKASSES LIKE YOU?
1244
00:55:12,469 --> 00:55:15,573
HA HA HA! THAT'S IT.
1245
00:55:15,598 --> 00:55:17,178
LOOK! WHAT'S OVER THERE?
1246
00:55:17,418 --> 00:55:19,414
OH!
WHAT THE...
1247
00:55:19,828 --> 00:55:21,596
AAH!
1248
00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:26,571
WALK THIS WAY!
1249
00:55:30,193 --> 00:55:32,028
ENOUGH WITH THE WATER.
1250
00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:37,453
TO ALL THE PEOPLE
OF THE WORLD,
1251
00:55:37,937 --> 00:55:38,958
WELCOME.
1252
00:55:39,897 --> 00:55:42,534
NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR
UNDIVIDED ATTENTION,
1253
00:55:43,143 --> 00:55:46,121
WHY DON'T WE ALL GET
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER?
1254
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,111
OHH.
1255
00:55:55,498 --> 00:55:57,404
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
1256
00:55:58,701 --> 00:56:01,170
[IMITATING BARBARA WALTERS]
HELLO, I'M BARBARA WALTERS,
1257
00:56:01,253 --> 00:56:02,901
AND THIS IS 20/20.
1258
00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,765
AAH. I ALWAYS
WANTED TO DO THAT.
1259
00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:07,983
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS FATHER BROPHY,
1260
00:56:08,008 --> 00:56:09,244
WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.
1261
00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:11,039
I BEG OF YOU,
IF YOU'RE A MAN OF GOD,
1262
00:56:11,064 --> 00:56:12,995
PLEASE RUSH TO THE GLOBAL
TELEVISION STUDIOS
1263
00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:15,612
IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA...
1264
00:56:17,615 --> 00:56:19,698
OH, SORRY
FOR THE YOUNG PRIEST'S
1265
00:56:19,699 --> 00:56:20,853
EMOTIONAL OUTBURST.
1266
00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:23,253
[WHISPERING] He hasn't
done much TV, you know.
1267
00:56:23,336 --> 00:56:26,329
BUT I'D LIKE ALL YOU
VIEWERS AT HOME NOW
1268
00:56:26,641 --> 00:56:29,368
TO GATHER
AROUND YOUR TV SETS.
1269
00:56:29,509 --> 00:56:33,064
'CAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING
VERY SPECIAL TO...
1270
00:56:33,147 --> 00:56:34,022
TV...
1271
00:56:34,845 --> 00:56:37,624
SATAN'S SPIRIT
FLEW OUT OF THE TV!
1272
00:56:44,815 --> 00:56:46,156
AHH...
1273
00:56:46,978 --> 00:56:49,432
YOU THINK YOU'VE
STOPPED ME,
1274
00:56:49,581 --> 00:56:51,616
BUT THINK AGAIN.
'CAUSE I KNOW
1275
00:56:51,653 --> 00:56:54,178
ANOTHER WAY TO REACH
THOSE PEOPLE!
1276
00:56:56,183 --> 00:56:57,597
SATAN, STOP!
1277
00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:00,049
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?!
1278
00:57:00,628 --> 00:57:03,461
I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
1279
00:57:09,431 --> 00:57:11,519
STOP! OR I SWEAR,
1280
00:57:11,544 --> 00:57:14,010
FATHER MAYII WILL BURN
IN HELL FOREVER!
1281
00:57:14,486 --> 00:57:16,650
YOU CAN'T BURN
WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE.
1282
00:57:16,746 --> 00:57:17,977
BURN THIS!
1283
00:57:18,950 --> 00:57:23,971
[BATMOBILE ENGINE]
1284
00:57:27,502 --> 00:57:29,492
...AND THAT'S WHY
PRODUCERS LIKE BLONDE,
1285
00:57:29,493 --> 00:57:32,105
17-YEAR-OLD COEDS
AS THEIR ASSISTANTS.
1286
00:57:33,175 --> 00:57:34,464
LOOK OUT!
1287
00:57:35,863 --> 00:57:38,917
MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS
TOUR HAD A STUNT SHOW!
1288
00:57:45,955 --> 00:57:48,634
♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL
CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪
1289
00:57:48,659 --> 00:57:50,441
HA HA HA HA!
1290
00:57:50,611 --> 00:57:52,184
WHOA!
1291
00:57:52,209 --> 00:57:54,747
♪ BLOOD ON THE GROUND ♪
1292
00:57:54,748 --> 00:57:57,916
♪ SKY TURNS BLACK,
NIGHT BURNS OUT ♪
1293
00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:01,071
♪ LIGHTNING FLASHING
IN HER EYES ♪
1294
00:58:01,096 --> 00:58:04,069
♪ WORD'S THE DEVIL'S
AT HER SIDE ♪
1295
00:58:04,094 --> 00:58:07,582
♪ HERE HE COMES, HEAVEN-SENT ♪
1296
00:58:07,607 --> 00:58:10,620
♪ PROUD TO BE SO INNOCENT ♪
1297
00:58:10,645 --> 00:58:13,880
♪ HE DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE ♪
1298
00:58:13,905 --> 00:58:17,165
♪ THE DEVIL'S RUNNIN'
AT HIS SIDE ♪
1299
00:58:17,876 --> 00:58:21,313
♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL
CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪
1300
00:58:21,338 --> 00:58:22,708
♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪
1301
00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:23,694
WOW.
1302
00:58:24,474 --> 00:58:26,180
YOU GUYS DON'T
WASTE ANY TIME.
1303
00:58:27,099 --> 00:58:28,482
COME ON, LET'S GO!
1304
00:58:30,965 --> 00:58:36,016
AAH! HA HA HA!
1305
00:58:40,122 --> 00:58:41,921
♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL
CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪
1306
00:58:41,922 --> 00:58:43,407
♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪
1307
00:58:43,432 --> 00:58:48,202
♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL
CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪
1308
00:58:48,227 --> 00:58:51,439
♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL
CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪
1309
00:58:52,427 --> 00:58:53,748
OVER THERE!
1310
00:58:53,802 --> 00:58:55,744
OHH, WHAT'D I DO
TO DESERVE THIS?!
1311
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,607
♪ WATCH THEM NOW,
HERE THEY COME ♪
1312
00:58:58,632 --> 00:59:00,208
STOP, YOU MONSTER!
1313
00:59:00,233 --> 00:59:03,167
♪ THINK THEY GOT HIM
ON THE RUN ♪
1314
00:59:03,238 --> 00:59:06,376
♪ DEVIL'S LAUGHING
'CAUSE HE HIDES ♪
1315
00:59:06,509 --> 00:59:09,778
♪ RIGHT NEXT TO THEM
AT THEIR SIDE ♪
1316
00:59:10,113 --> 00:59:12,056
♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL
1317
00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:15,129
♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL
CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪
1318
00:59:17,169 --> 00:59:19,053
AH, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1319
00:59:19,054 --> 00:59:23,126
CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT,
ROOKIE? HA HA HA!
1320
00:59:23,151 --> 00:59:24,660
AHH!
1321
00:59:24,839 --> 00:59:29,461
I, THE ALL-POWERFUL
PRINCE OF DARKNESS,
1322
00:59:29,792 --> 00:59:32,257
COMMAND ALL THAT IS EVIL
1323
00:59:32,282 --> 00:59:36,554
TO UNITE AS ONE
IN MY PRESENCE... NOW!
1324
00:59:36,579 --> 00:59:37,903
HA HA HA HA!
1325
00:59:37,904 --> 00:59:38,616
[THUNDER]
1326
00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:41,078
AH, YES!
1327
00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:42,948
NOT BAD, EH?
1328
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,280
NOW WATCH,
1329
00:59:44,305 --> 00:59:46,206
THROUGH THE USE
OF MODERN ELECTRONICS,
1330
00:59:46,231 --> 00:59:48,709
AS I TURN MILLIONS
OF YOUR COUCH POTATOES
1331
00:59:48,734 --> 00:59:53,646
INTO MY DISCIPLES!
HA HA HA!
1332
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:54,533
YES!
1333
00:59:55,118 --> 00:59:57,734
FREEZE, PUKEFACE!
1334
00:59:58,227 --> 01:00:00,664
THINK YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH
FOR A REAL CHALLENGE?
1335
01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:03,007
A CHALLENGE?
FROM YOU?
1336
01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:05,903
OH, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
MY SKIN WILL CRACK.
1337
01:00:06,090 --> 01:00:08,314
NOT ME... MAYII.
1338
01:00:08,523 --> 01:00:09,356
MAYII?!
1339
01:00:09,381 --> 01:00:11,432
OH, THAT OLD GEEZER
STOPPED SLINGING
1340
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:13,035
HOLY WATER YEARS AGO.
1341
01:00:13,072 --> 01:00:15,579
NOT BEFORE HE KICKED
YOUR SLIMY BUTT.
1342
01:00:15,735 --> 01:00:16,671
NO WAY!
1343
01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,625
I-I COULD'VE TAKEN HIM.
1344
01:00:19,109 --> 01:00:20,341
THE FIGHT WAS FIXED.
1345
01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:22,275
I WANT A REMATCH!
1346
01:00:22,276 --> 01:00:23,802
YOU GOT IT.
1347
01:00:25,479 --> 01:00:28,381
[THUNDER]
HA HA HA!
1348
01:00:28,406 --> 01:00:29,859
THIS IS IT, AMERICA!
1349
01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:32,025
THE EVENT YOU'VE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR.
1350
01:00:32,108 --> 01:00:33,448
HI, I'M
MEAN GENE OKERLUND,
1351
01:00:33,473 --> 01:00:35,553
ALONG WITH JESSE
"THE BODY" VENTURA,
1352
01:00:35,554 --> 01:00:37,852
BRINGING YOU THE
ULTIMATE CONFRONTATION
1353
01:00:37,877 --> 01:00:39,898
OF GOOD AGAINST EVIL.
1354
01:00:40,018 --> 01:00:42,182
NOW, THERE'S
A MAN OUT THERE,
1355
01:00:43,041 --> 01:00:44,796
WHO MANY YEARS AGO
1356
01:00:45,330 --> 01:00:49,608
BANISHED ME FROM THE
VERY SOUL I NOW POSSESS.
1357
01:00:50,733 --> 01:00:52,603
HE HUMILIATED ME!
1358
01:00:53,475 --> 01:00:57,339
AND NOW, I'VE COME BACK
TO SETTLE MATTERS.
1359
01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,641
AND I'M NOT LEAVING
1360
01:00:59,642 --> 01:01:03,248
UNTIL I HAVE HIS
STINKING, ROTTEN SOUL.
1361
01:01:03,966 --> 01:01:05,246
FATHER MAYII!
1362
01:01:06,107 --> 01:01:07,990
WHERE ARE YOU?
1363
01:01:08,099 --> 01:01:09,895
I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING.
1364
01:01:10,137 --> 01:01:12,119
BECAUSE THIS IS
WEDNESDAY NIGHT,
1365
01:01:12,564 --> 01:01:14,521
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS
THE OTHER NETWORKS
1366
01:01:14,522 --> 01:01:16,659
DON'T HAVE DICK
TO WATCH TONIGHT.
1367
01:01:17,261 --> 01:01:19,589
SO, DO WE
DO BATTLE AGAIN?
1368
01:01:20,190 --> 01:01:21,648
OR DO YOU CHERRY OUT
1369
01:01:21,673 --> 01:01:24,366
AND LET ME KEEP
THIS SOUL FOREVER?
1370
01:01:24,866 --> 01:01:27,755
WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAYII?
1371
01:01:27,866 --> 01:01:28,925
[WHISPERING] No...
1372
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,036
NO!
1373
01:01:32,683 --> 01:01:36,056
BY GOD, YOU MAY NOT!
1374
01:01:36,462 --> 01:01:37,883
THE BELLE FROM HELL
1375
01:01:37,908 --> 01:01:39,515
VERSUS THE DOVE
FROM ABOVE
1376
01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:42,170
IN A ONE-SOUL, ANYTHING
GOES MATCH-UP, JESS.
1377
01:01:42,195 --> 01:01:44,396
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER
THAN THIS, MEAN GENE,
1378
01:01:44,421 --> 01:01:47,277
BUT EVERYONE KNOWS
MAYII'S GOT A BAD TICKER.
1379
01:01:47,379 --> 01:01:50,047
SO LAS VEGAS ODDSMAKERS
HAVE LISTED HIM
1380
01:01:50,092 --> 01:01:52,722
AS A 25 TO 1 UNDERDOG.
1381
01:03:15,072 --> 01:03:17,913
YOU CALL THIS A TIP,
YOU CHEAP BASTARD?!
1382
01:03:23,636 --> 01:03:26,625
HE DOESN'T STAND
A SHOT IN HELL!
1383
01:03:27,085 --> 01:03:29,489
FATHER BROPHY!
LUKE!
1384
01:03:29,859 --> 01:03:30,387
LUKE!
1385
01:03:30,412 --> 01:03:31,605
FATHER, WHAT ARE YOU...
1386
01:03:31,659 --> 01:03:32,939
WERE YOU WATCHING ON TV?
1387
01:03:32,964 --> 01:03:36,022
YES. I HAD TO COME.
I HAD NO CHOICE.
1388
01:03:36,047 --> 01:03:37,258
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR HEART?
1389
01:03:37,283 --> 01:03:39,635
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
I BROUGHT IT WITH ME.
1390
01:03:39,718 --> 01:03:41,144
FATHER,
THIS COULD KILL YOU.
1391
01:03:41,169 --> 01:03:44,205
YES. YES, BUT THAT'S
IRRELEVANT.
1392
01:03:44,230 --> 01:03:46,759
SATAN IS FIGHTING
TO TAKE CONTROL HERE.
1393
01:03:46,784 --> 01:03:48,242
WELL, I'M NOT
SO SURE.
1394
01:03:48,765 --> 01:03:50,362
REMEMBER, HIS
OPPONENT IS A WOMAN.
1395
01:03:50,445 --> 01:03:51,711
NICE TITS, SURE,
1396
01:03:51,799 --> 01:03:52,796
BUT A FACE
I WOULDN'T WANT TO
1397
01:03:52,821 --> 01:03:53,757
WIPE MY FEET ON.
1398
01:03:53,796 --> 01:03:55,022
EVER HEAR OF A PAPER BAG?
1399
01:03:55,069 --> 01:03:56,394
MY MONEY'S ON MAYII.
1400
01:03:57,019 --> 01:03:58,850
Satan: MAYII!
1401
01:04:00,933 --> 01:04:02,498
AND THEY WONDER
WHY PRIESTS
1402
01:04:02,499 --> 01:04:03,861
NEVER GET MARRIED.
1403
01:04:04,791 --> 01:04:07,757
NOW, LUKE, I'M GOING
TO NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE,
1404
01:04:07,782 --> 01:04:10,098
BUT IF YOU ARE STILL
LACKING IN FAITH,
1405
01:04:10,123 --> 01:04:11,888
YOU MAY BE MORE HARM
THAN GOOD.
1406
01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:14,610
ARE YOU?
NO WAY.
1407
01:04:14,611 --> 01:04:16,111
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
GOOD.
1408
01:04:16,112 --> 01:04:17,945
NOW, JUST REMEMBER
ONE THING:
1409
01:04:17,946 --> 01:04:19,681
THE DEVIL IS
ALWAYS TRYING
1410
01:04:19,682 --> 01:04:21,983
TO TAKE OVER YOUR MIND.
1411
01:04:21,984 --> 01:04:23,150
HE'LL LIE TO YOU,
HE WILL DECEIVE YOU.
1412
01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:25,451
HE WILL TOTALLY TRY
TO MANIPULATE YOU.
1413
01:04:25,452 --> 01:04:27,487
SO DO NOT LISTEN
TO ANYTHING
1414
01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:29,394
THAT HE HAS TO SAY.
1415
01:04:29,419 --> 01:04:31,091
HE'S WORSE THAN
A STUDIO EXECUTIVE.
1416
01:04:31,092 --> 01:04:32,095
UNDERSTOOD?
UNDERSTOOD.
1417
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,559
WORSE THAN
A REAL ESTATE AGENT,
1418
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:34,927
A DIVORCE ATTORNEY...
1419
01:04:34,928 --> 01:04:36,262
I GOT IT.
RIGHT.
1420
01:04:36,933 --> 01:04:38,602
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
1421
01:04:41,112 --> 01:04:42,164
LET'S GO.
1422
01:04:47,773 --> 01:04:51,083
[IMITATING CAROL ANN]
THEY'RE HERE...
1423
01:04:52,099 --> 01:04:53,099
AH...
1424
01:04:53,450 --> 01:04:56,355
I SEE IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE
ON TELEVISION.
1425
01:04:56,847 --> 01:04:59,711
I THINK A LITTLE MOOD
LIGHTING IS APPROPRIATE.
1426
01:05:00,344 --> 01:05:01,703
DON'T YOU?
1427
01:05:02,242 --> 01:05:03,369
THERE.
1428
01:05:03,686 --> 01:05:05,099
HAVE NO FEAR,
MY SON.
1429
01:05:05,221 --> 01:05:06,992
WE HAVE THE BIBLE,
WE HAVE OUR FAITH.
1430
01:05:07,075 --> 01:05:13,220
AND AS A BACK-UP,
THESE BEAUTIES.
1431
01:05:13,282 --> 01:05:15,388
THAT'S AN ILLEGAL
FOREIGN OBJECT!
1432
01:05:15,749 --> 01:05:18,038
JESSE, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT FAIRNESS?
1433
01:05:18,063 --> 01:05:19,609
I'LL SHOW YOU FAIRNESS!
1434
01:05:21,219 --> 01:05:22,937
ARE YOU JUST
ABOUT FINISHED?
1435
01:05:23,983 --> 01:05:26,829
IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME, MAYII.
1436
01:05:26,854 --> 01:05:30,432
I'VE WAITED AN ETERNITY
TO DO TO YOU
1437
01:05:30,791 --> 01:05:35,806
WHAT YOU DID TO ME
ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
1438
01:05:36,011 --> 01:05:40,015
BEFORE I DO,
I'VE GOT SOMETHING...
1439
01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:42,651
SPECIAL FOR YOU.
1440
01:05:53,863 --> 01:05:56,965
THAT IS DISGUSTING,
MEAN GENE!
1441
01:05:56,966 --> 01:05:58,962
I HAVE NEVER SEEN
A MOVE LIKE THAT
1442
01:05:58,987 --> 01:06:00,899
IN ALL MY YEARS
OF WRESTLING!
1443
01:06:01,026 --> 01:06:01,859
WHEW!
1444
01:06:05,233 --> 01:06:06,574
SO...
1445
01:06:07,056 --> 01:06:08,665
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
1446
01:06:09,656 --> 01:06:12,763
OH, YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT,
YOU BUCKET OF COW DUNG.
1447
01:06:13,031 --> 01:06:14,603
HOW DARE YOU, YOU...
1448
01:06:14,628 --> 01:06:16,183
HOW LONG HAS SHE
BEEN IN THIS CONDITION?
1449
01:06:16,208 --> 01:06:18,687
A FEW DAYS.
HOW DOES LOOK?
1450
01:06:18,712 --> 01:06:20,165
NOT TOO GOOD.
SHE LOOKS LIKE
1451
01:06:20,190 --> 01:06:23,252
SHE'S BEEN EXISTING
SOLELY ON AIRLINE FOOD.
1452
01:06:23,448 --> 01:06:26,018
YOUR FATHER WEARS
TIGHT UNDERWEAR!
1453
01:06:26,043 --> 01:06:27,555
AND I CAN'T STAND
YOUR MOTHER!
1454
01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:29,319
WILL YOU PUT
A SOCK IN IT?!
1455
01:06:29,554 --> 01:06:33,128
JEEZ, WHAT CRAWLED UP
YOUR BUTT AND DIED?
1456
01:06:33,238 --> 01:06:35,792
EVERY NIGHT I PRAYED
1457
01:06:35,871 --> 01:06:38,891
TO NEVER AGAIN GAZE
ON YOUR GROTESQUE FACE,
1458
01:06:39,102 --> 01:06:41,594
LISTEN TO YOUR
VENOMOUS VOICE,
1459
01:06:41,977 --> 01:06:44,045
BUT WITH YOU RIGHT
IN FRONT OF ME NOW,
1460
01:06:44,070 --> 01:06:47,612
I THANK GOD THAT I HAVE
THE OPPORTUNITY
1461
01:06:47,637 --> 01:06:49,944
TO BOOT YOUR STINKING
CARCASS BACK TO HELL,
1462
01:06:50,027 --> 01:06:53,600
YOU WORTHLESS,
YOU ROTTING,
1463
01:06:53,842 --> 01:06:55,824
YOU VULGAR SPIRIT.
1464
01:06:55,849 --> 01:06:57,417
HEY, HEY, HEY!
1465
01:06:57,418 --> 01:06:58,564
WHERE DOES IT SAY
1466
01:06:58,589 --> 01:07:00,274
YOU CAN TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT?
1467
01:07:00,430 --> 01:07:01,554
RIGHT HERE.
1468
01:07:02,022 --> 01:07:06,644
OH, SURE, YOU MAY FEEL
PRETTY COCKY RIGHT NOW,
1469
01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:08,260
BUT YOU'LL SOON REALIZE
1470
01:07:08,261 --> 01:07:11,179
THAT I AM FAR
TOO POWERFUL FOR YOU.
1471
01:07:11,453 --> 01:07:14,409
AND I AM A MAN OF GOD.
1472
01:07:14,502 --> 01:07:16,566
AND I FEAR NO ONE,
1473
01:07:16,567 --> 01:07:20,463
ESPECIALLY AN UNHOLY SPIRIT
FROM AN UNSAVORY WORLD.
1474
01:07:20,488 --> 01:07:23,009
UNSAVORY? AW, COME ON.
1475
01:07:23,196 --> 01:07:25,847
YOU'VE GOT JUST AS MANY
UNSAVORY TYPES HERE.
1476
01:07:25,964 --> 01:07:28,403
FROM THOSE DOMINO'S
PIZZA DELIVERY BOYS
1477
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,212
TO THAT IDIOT
IN THE BACK ROW
1478
01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,339
WHO WON'T SHUT UP
DURING THE MOVIE.
1479
01:07:32,378 --> 01:07:33,211
ENOUGH!
1480
01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:35,157
THIS IS MEANDERING.
1481
01:07:36,454 --> 01:07:38,657
FATHER, MY LUNCH BUCKET.
1482
01:07:49,764 --> 01:07:50,864
HOLY WATER.
1483
01:07:50,865 --> 01:07:52,866
THE CHURCH WAS CLOSED.
1484
01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:54,632
THE ONLY PLACE OPEN
WAS A 7-11.
1485
01:07:55,290 --> 01:07:56,563
AHH, THANK YOU,
1486
01:07:56,588 --> 01:07:58,036
YOU'VE BEEN
A LOVELY AUDIENCE.
1487
01:07:58,037 --> 01:07:59,720
AND NEXT,
I'D LIKE TO DO
1488
01:07:59,745 --> 01:08:01,876
MY IMPRESSION OF
COMEDIAN DON ADAMS.
1489
01:08:01,985 --> 01:08:03,855
[IMITATING DON ADAMS]
WHERE'S THE CHIEF, 99?
1490
01:08:03,938 --> 01:08:06,011
DO NOT GET SMART WITH ME!
1491
01:08:07,836 --> 01:08:09,912
ON A VISIT TO THE LITTLE
TOWN OF BETHLEHEM,
1492
01:08:09,937 --> 01:08:11,546
A YOUNG SHEPHERD
CAME UPON JESUS,
1493
01:08:11,547 --> 01:08:13,016
ACCEPTED HIM LORD...
1494
01:08:13,017 --> 01:08:15,068
LICK ME!
LICK ME!
1495
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:16,486
LICK ME!
1496
01:08:17,028 --> 01:08:18,754
OH, IS THIS COOL
OR WHAT?
1497
01:08:18,755 --> 01:08:20,623
IT'S THE CONE-ILINGUS MOVE.
1498
01:08:21,088 --> 01:08:22,958
WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE A LICK
1499
01:08:22,959 --> 01:08:24,225
OF THIS
CANDY STICK,
1500
01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:26,727
YOU SISSY BOYS!
HEE HEE HEE!
1501
01:08:26,752 --> 01:08:28,117
THAT'S DISGUSTING!
1502
01:08:28,228 --> 01:08:30,714
AND THE LIVING JESUS
SAID UNTO HIM,
1503
01:08:30,739 --> 01:08:33,770
"HE WHO IS STRONG
IN HIS BELIEF OF GOD
1504
01:08:33,795 --> 01:08:35,840
SHALL HAVE
HIS SINS FORGIVEN."
1505
01:08:35,865 --> 01:08:37,864
WHAT A LEVITATION MOVE!
1506
01:08:38,216 --> 01:08:39,879
JESUS SAID UNTO HIM...
1507
01:08:40,019 --> 01:08:40,511
FATHER.
1508
01:08:40,652 --> 01:08:44,777
LUKE, DO NOT BELIEVE
WHAT YOU ARE SEEING.IT IS MERELY
AN ILLUSION.
1509
01:08:44,778 --> 01:08:47,056
YOU SOUND LIKE GEORGE BUSH
ON THE DEFICIT!
1510
01:08:47,107 --> 01:08:49,599
BUT SHE'S FLOATING
IN MIDAIR.
1511
01:08:49,866 --> 01:08:50,999
Nancy: HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
1512
01:08:51,024 --> 01:08:52,015
WITH THOSE SCISSORS?
1513
01:08:52,098 --> 01:08:52,931
HEY!
1514
01:08:53,324 --> 01:08:54,485
OHH!
1515
01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:55,417
OUCH!
1516
01:08:55,442 --> 01:09:00,282
THAT WAS THE ANTIGRAVITY
BACKDROP. WOW!
ILLEGAL, MEAN GENE!
1517
01:09:00,424 --> 01:09:03,315
AS I SAID, IT IS
MERELY AN ILLUSION.
1518
01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:04,408
Nancy: OH, YES.
1519
01:09:04,433 --> 01:09:06,447
THAT MAY HAVE BEEN
AN ILLUSION.
1520
01:09:06,525 --> 01:09:09,107
BUT I KNOW SOMETHING
THAT'S VERY REAL.
1521
01:09:09,542 --> 01:09:10,911
YOUR HEART
CONDITION!
1522
01:09:10,936 --> 01:09:13,354
[GROANS]
1523
01:09:13,379 --> 01:09:14,915
[HEART BEATING]
1524
01:09:15,604 --> 01:09:17,002
OH, BUT DON'T WORRY.
1525
01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:19,210
FAR BE IT FROM ME TO
WANT TO RATTLE YOU.
1526
01:09:19,235 --> 01:09:20,975
[RUMBLING]
1527
01:09:23,510 --> 01:09:24,776
UNH!
OH!
1528
01:09:24,777 --> 01:09:27,123
SAY YOUR PRAYERS,
MAYII.
1529
01:09:27,178 --> 01:09:29,286
BECAUSE SOON
YOU'LL BE HISTORY.
1530
01:09:29,311 --> 01:09:30,818
THAT'S ENOUGH!
1531
01:09:31,573 --> 01:09:32,940
IN THE NAME OF GOD,
1532
01:09:32,965 --> 01:09:34,790
I DEMAND YOU STOP
THIS CHARADE!
1533
01:09:34,815 --> 01:09:38,061
YOU... DEMAND?
1534
01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:39,543
YOU'RE NOT
IN A POSITION
1535
01:09:39,568 --> 01:09:41,237
TO DEMAND DICK,
ALTAR BOY!
1536
01:09:41,262 --> 01:09:42,792
SEE, I KNOW
ALL ABOUT YOU.
1537
01:09:42,793 --> 01:09:45,437
AND WHY YOU REALLY
JOINED THE CHURCH.
1538
01:09:45,462 --> 01:09:46,414
OH, SURE.
1539
01:09:46,562 --> 01:09:48,912
THEY HAVE A TERRIFIC
DENTAL PLAN.
1540
01:09:49,193 --> 01:09:50,542
BUT THAT WASN'T WHY.
1541
01:09:50,567 --> 01:09:51,090
BE QUIET.
1542
01:09:51,115 --> 01:09:52,893
IGNORE THAT
BEAST, LUKE.
1543
01:09:52,918 --> 01:09:53,680
YOU JOINED THE CHURCH
1544
01:09:53,705 --> 01:09:56,738
BECAUSE YOU HAD NO TALENTS, NO
SKILLS, WERE TOTALLY UNTRAINABLE,
1545
01:09:56,821 --> 01:09:59,507
AND YOUR S.A.T. SCORE
WAS UNDER 400.
1546
01:09:59,532 --> 01:10:01,384
SHUT UP!
DON'T LISTEN!
1547
01:10:01,409 --> 01:10:03,253
SO, YOU HAD 2 CHOICES.
1548
01:10:03,409 --> 01:10:05,462
EITHER WORKING
IN THE CHURCH,
1549
01:10:05,487 --> 01:10:06,722
OR THE U.S. SENATE.
1550
01:10:06,747 --> 01:10:08,875
I SAID, SHUT UP,
DAMN YOU! SHUT UP!
1551
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:11,048
DON'T LISTEN, LUKE!
1552
01:10:11,111 --> 01:10:14,948
♪ COME AND LISTEN TO A STORY
'BOUT A MAN NAMED JED ♪
1553
01:10:14,973 --> 01:10:17,798
♪ A POOR MOUNTAINEER,
BARELY KEPT HIS FAMILY FED ♪
1554
01:10:17,823 --> 01:10:20,914
[SCREAMS]
1555
01:10:21,070 --> 01:10:22,271
Nancy: I JUST WANT
TO THANK YOU
1556
01:10:22,296 --> 01:10:23,804
FOR JOINING THE CHURCH.
1557
01:10:23,829 --> 01:10:25,273
BECAUSE OF YOU,
I'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP
1558
01:10:25,298 --> 01:10:27,709
THIS WOMAN'S SOUL
FOREVER.
1559
01:10:28,100 --> 01:10:30,842
I HAVE NO RIGHT
CALLING MYSELF A PRIEST.
1560
01:10:31,184 --> 01:10:32,020
LUKE!
1561
01:10:32,091 --> 01:10:33,971
Mayii: I HAVE TO ASK
YOU TO LEAVE.
1562
01:10:33,972 --> 01:10:36,375
AW, PLEASE, DAD.
CAN'T HE STAY?
1563
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,866
TOMORROW'S NOT
A SCHOOL DAY. PLEASE?
1564
01:10:38,891 --> 01:10:40,211
DAMN YOU!
1565
01:10:40,622 --> 01:10:43,279
I'LL KILL YOU
WITH MY BARE HANDS.
1566
01:10:43,304 --> 01:10:45,115
AW, YOU TAKE
YOUR BEST SHOT,
1567
01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:46,181
YOU OLD FART.
1568
01:10:46,182 --> 01:10:46,882
NOW, DON'T
TAKE A LOOK
1569
01:10:46,883 --> 01:10:48,250
AT THIS PICTURE
1570
01:10:48,251 --> 01:10:49,218
WITH YOUR MOTHER
IN BED
1571
01:10:49,219 --> 01:10:50,646
WITH
MANUEL NORIEGA.
1572
01:10:50,671 --> 01:10:52,740
AAH!
[HEART BEATING]
1573
01:10:53,203 --> 01:10:55,325
[GROANS]
1574
01:10:57,749 --> 01:11:02,252
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
1575
01:11:02,277 --> 01:11:03,531
AAH!
1576
01:11:04,247 --> 01:11:05,649
LUKE!
1577
01:11:06,737 --> 01:11:08,335
HE'S DOWN! HE'S OUT!
1578
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,370
IT'S A HEART ATTACK,
MEAN GENE!
1579
01:11:10,395 --> 01:11:11,494
MASSIVE CARDIAC.
1580
01:11:11,608 --> 01:11:13,587
WHAT A WUSS!
1581
01:11:13,612 --> 01:11:14,546
FATHER.
1582
01:11:16,279 --> 01:11:18,956
[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
1583
01:11:22,034 --> 01:11:23,486
UNH!
1584
01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:28,393
[ELECTRIC SURGE]
1585
01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:31,259
[LAUGHING]
1586
01:11:34,318 --> 01:11:37,011
[HEART BEATING]
1587
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:40,128
Mean Gene:
HE'S COMING BACK,
1588
01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:40,935
LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
1589
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,870
OH! WHAT A COMEBACK,
JESSE VENTURA!
1590
01:11:42,895 --> 01:11:44,253
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
1591
01:11:44,278 --> 01:11:46,161
HE WAS DOWN AND OUT
AND FINISHED!
1592
01:11:47,221 --> 01:11:48,596
[GROWLS]
1593
01:11:49,804 --> 01:11:52,533
SO, YOU'RE
A HARD MAN TO KILL.
1594
01:11:53,732 --> 01:11:54,951
[BLOWS A RASPBERRY]
1595
01:11:55,029 --> 01:11:58,115
IT MIGHT BE EASIER
IF YOU WERE A WOMAN.
1596
01:11:58,232 --> 01:12:00,607
SISTER MAYII!
1597
01:12:03,158 --> 01:12:05,451
[LAUGHS]
1598
01:12:06,056 --> 01:12:10,721
♪ KUMBAYA, MY LORD, KUMBAYA ♪
1599
01:12:10,722 --> 01:12:13,492
♪ KUMBAYA... ♪
1600
01:12:16,643 --> 01:12:19,646
[HUMMING]
1601
01:12:27,081 --> 01:12:29,160
THAT GUY EVEN SCARES ME,
MEAN GENE.
1602
01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:33,217
HI, YI, YI, YI!
1603
01:12:33,242 --> 01:12:35,256
[SINGING INDIAN CHANT]
1604
01:12:35,281 --> 01:12:36,817
WELL, IT AIN'T
STAR SEARCH,
1605
01:12:36,858 --> 01:12:38,665
BUT I GOT
A MILLION OF THESE.
1606
01:12:38,690 --> 01:12:40,315
[LAUGHS]
1607
01:12:42,349 --> 01:12:44,118
[IMITATING GROUCHO MARX]
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST EXORCISM
1608
01:12:44,119 --> 01:12:45,296
I'VE EVER PERFORMED.
1609
01:12:48,783 --> 01:12:49,888
HEY!
1610
01:12:49,889 --> 01:12:50,791
WHO ARE YOU?
1611
01:12:51,363 --> 01:12:54,151
[IMITATING RAMBO]
I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
1612
01:12:56,428 --> 01:12:57,816
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
1613
01:12:59,932 --> 01:13:03,142
AHH!
WHO NEEDS STEROIDS?
1614
01:13:03,167 --> 01:13:05,579
STEROIDS AREN'T USED
IN WRESTLING ANYMORE.
1615
01:13:06,032 --> 01:13:07,235
[SOFTLY]
OR ANY LESS.
1616
01:13:07,657 --> 01:13:11,363
[IMITATING HANS AND FRANZ]
AND WE ARE HERE TO PUMP...[CLAP]
YOU UP!
1617
01:13:11,446 --> 01:13:12,279
HEY!
1618
01:13:12,876 --> 01:13:15,180
YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A LITTLE GIRLY DEVIL.
1619
01:13:15,634 --> 01:13:16,467
SATAN!
1620
01:13:16,927 --> 01:13:18,615
SATAN, YOU GOT HIM
ON THE RUN.
1621
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,607
WHAT MOVE YOU GONNA USE NEXT?
1622
01:13:21,078 --> 01:13:24,981
NEXT, I'M GONNA GRAB
A WRESTLER BY HIS NECK,
1623
01:13:25,169 --> 01:13:26,887
SUCK OUT HIS EYEBALLS,
1624
01:13:26,888 --> 01:13:28,886
AND SPIT 'EM
DOWN HIS THROAT!
1625
01:13:29,066 --> 01:13:30,276
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
1626
01:13:30,492 --> 01:13:32,353
SHE'S TALKING TO YOU,
MEAN GENE.
1627
01:13:33,798 --> 01:13:35,804
OH! OOH! OH!
1628
01:13:36,062 --> 01:13:38,140
IN THE NAME
OF THE HOLY FATHER,
1629
01:13:38,165 --> 01:13:40,076
I ANOINT THIS WOMAN'S BODY
1630
01:13:40,406 --> 01:13:42,795
WITH THE SYMBOL
OF GOD'S GOODNESS.
1631
01:13:44,350 --> 01:13:46,096
HA HA! YOU MISSED!
1632
01:13:49,229 --> 01:13:50,541
YOU SWINE!
1633
01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:52,208
OOH!
1634
01:13:52,612 --> 01:13:54,741
[NANCY LAUGHS]
1635
01:13:55,061 --> 01:13:58,507
YOUR TRICKS HAVE
NO EFFECT ON ME!
1636
01:13:58,655 --> 01:13:59,566
FATHER.
1637
01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:02,206
I'M SEEING
A PATTERN HERE.
1638
01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:04,369
[LAUGHING]
1639
01:14:04,394 --> 01:14:05,855
YOU FIEND!
1640
01:14:07,118 --> 01:14:08,251
WHY AM I A FIEND?
1641
01:14:08,276 --> 01:14:09,384
I WAS TALKING
TO HER.
1642
01:14:09,409 --> 01:14:10,076
WELL, YOU
WERE LOOKING AT ME.
1643
01:14:10,101 --> 01:14:10,922
WELL, YOU KNOW!
1644
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:14,412
I HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE WATER, LUKE.
IT CAME FROM OVER THERE
AND IT CAME FROM UP THERE.
1645
01:14:14,437 --> 01:14:15,597
[ROARS]
LUKE!
1646
01:14:15,598 --> 01:14:16,496
LUKE!
1647
01:14:16,497 --> 01:14:18,366
LEAVE HER BODY!
1648
01:14:18,391 --> 01:14:21,144
ENTER MINE!
ENTER MINE!
1649
01:14:27,608 --> 01:14:30,113
[BOTH GASP]
1650
01:14:36,143 --> 01:14:37,313
LUKE!
1651
01:14:38,336 --> 01:14:40,827
OH, NO!
1652
01:14:41,515 --> 01:14:42,921
HE'S INNOCENT.
1653
01:14:43,530 --> 01:14:45,784
IT'S MY BODY YOU WANT.
1654
01:14:46,871 --> 01:14:53,263
ENTER ME!
1655
01:15:08,552 --> 01:15:10,245
FATHER MAYII?
1656
01:15:11,099 --> 01:15:12,463
YES?
1657
01:15:15,190 --> 01:15:18,200
YOU MAY!
[SCREAMS]
1658
01:15:18,225 --> 01:15:19,280
FATHER, DON'T!
1659
01:15:19,305 --> 01:15:20,319
[GROWLS]
1660
01:15:22,489 --> 01:15:24,557
[NANCY SCREAMS]
1661
01:15:29,243 --> 01:15:30,894
YOU TALK ABOUT
YOUR ACTION, JESSE!
1662
01:15:30,895 --> 01:15:33,390
IT LOOKS LIKE
A TRANSVESTITE BATTLE ROYAL!
1663
01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:41,446
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
1664
01:15:51,316 --> 01:15:52,353
OOH...
1665
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,839
WELL, WE ALMOST HAD IT
THERE FOR A SECOND,
1666
01:15:59,864 --> 01:16:01,230
DIDN'T WE?
1667
01:16:01,871 --> 01:16:03,809
NICE GOIN'.
FACE IT,
1668
01:16:03,926 --> 01:16:05,953
YOU GUYS CAN'T
BEAT ME.
1669
01:16:06,211 --> 01:16:08,116
YOU'RE LOSERS.
1670
01:16:08,288 --> 01:16:09,684
NO ONE CAN DESTROY
1671
01:16:09,709 --> 01:16:12,006
WHAT THE DEVIL
HAS CREATED. NYAH!
1672
01:16:12,271 --> 01:16:13,949
IF IT TAKES
MY LAST BREATH,
1673
01:16:13,974 --> 01:16:15,357
I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG.
1674
01:16:15,427 --> 01:16:17,789
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE TRIED EVERYTHING,
1675
01:16:17,814 --> 01:16:19,344
EVERYTHING
THE DEVIL HATES.
1676
01:16:19,619 --> 01:16:21,373
PRAYERS, HOLY WATER,
1677
01:16:21,759 --> 01:16:24,112
SEX, DRUGS,
AND ROCK AND ROLL.
1678
01:16:24,550 --> 01:16:25,579
ROCK AND ROLL?
1679
01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:28,008
ROCK AND ROLL?
WE NEVER TRIED THAT.
1680
01:16:28,461 --> 01:16:30,508
I HATE
ROCK AND ROLL.
1681
01:16:30,571 --> 01:16:32,448
OH, YOU HATE
ROCK AND ROLL?
1682
01:16:32,449 --> 01:16:37,626
WELL, WAIT TILL YOU
GET A LOAD OF ME!
1683
01:16:38,421 --> 01:16:39,539
[DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS
PLAYING]
1684
01:16:39,622 --> 01:16:40,922
♪ HEY ♪
1685
01:16:40,923 --> 01:16:42,023
♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
1686
01:16:42,024 --> 01:16:43,291
♪ JUMP UP ♪
1687
01:16:43,292 --> 01:16:44,401
♪ GET IT ♪
1688
01:16:44,426 --> 01:16:47,905
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS,
BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪
1689
01:16:47,930 --> 01:16:50,108
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1690
01:16:50,133 --> 01:16:51,172
♪ OOH, YEAH ♪
1691
01:16:51,197 --> 01:16:53,165
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS,
BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪
1692
01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:56,812
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1693
01:16:56,837 --> 01:16:59,614
♪ FE FE FI FI FO FO FUM ♪
1694
01:16:59,639 --> 01:17:02,730
♪ LOOKIN' MIGHTY NICE,
HERE SHE COMES ♪
1695
01:17:02,755 --> 01:17:04,809
♪ WEARIN' A WIG, HAT,
AND SHADES TO MATCH ♪
1696
01:17:04,810 --> 01:17:08,336
♪ GOT HER HIGH-HEELED SHOES
AND AN ALLIGATOR HAT ♪
1697
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:11,117
♪ WEARIN' HER PEARLS
AND A DIAMOND RING ♪
1698
01:17:11,142 --> 01:17:13,050
♪ SHE GOT BRACELETS ON HER
FINGERS NOW AND EVERYTHING ♪
1699
01:17:13,051 --> 01:17:16,052
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS,
BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1700
01:17:16,053 --> 01:17:18,820
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1701
01:17:18,821 --> 01:17:20,496
♪ OH, HAVE MERCY ♪
1702
01:17:20,521 --> 01:17:23,436
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS,
BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1703
01:17:23,461 --> 01:17:26,392
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1704
01:17:26,455 --> 01:17:28,961
♪ WEARIN' HER PERFUME, CHANEL NO. 5 ♪
1705
01:17:28,986 --> 01:17:31,966
♪ SHE GOT TO BE
THE FINEST GIRL ALIVE ♪
1706
01:17:31,991 --> 01:17:34,201
♪ SHE WALKS REAL COOL,
CATCHES EVERYBODY'S EYE ♪
1707
01:17:34,202 --> 01:17:38,191
♪ SHE GOT SUCH GOOD LOVIN',
THEY CAN'T SAY GOOD-BYE ♪
1708
01:17:38,226 --> 01:17:40,732
♪ NOT TOO SKINNY,
SHE'S NOT TOO FAT ♪
1709
01:17:40,757 --> 01:17:44,076
♪ SHE'S A REAL HUMDINGER,
AND I LIKE IT LIKE THAT ♪
1710
01:17:44,164 --> 01:17:46,044
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS,
BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1711
01:17:46,045 --> 01:17:48,881
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1712
01:17:48,882 --> 01:17:50,849
♪ HEY, SING IT NOW ♪
1713
01:17:50,850 --> 01:17:53,150
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS,
BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪
1714
01:17:53,175 --> 01:17:55,277
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1715
01:17:55,303 --> 01:17:57,973
HELLO, 911?
THIS IS THE DEVIL.
1716
01:17:57,998 --> 01:17:59,457
I'M BEING DRIVEN
BACK TO HELL
1717
01:17:59,482 --> 01:18:00,869
BY LOUD MUSIC.
COULD YOU...
1718
01:18:00,894 --> 01:18:03,049
[CLICK]
HELLO? HELLO?
1719
01:18:03,541 --> 01:18:05,061
♪ AAH ♪
1720
01:18:05,062 --> 01:18:07,599
♪ FE FE FI FI FO FO FUM ♪
1721
01:18:07,624 --> 01:18:10,861
♪ LOOK IT, ONCE AGAIN,
HERE SHE COMES ♪
1722
01:18:10,886 --> 01:18:13,538
♪ WEARIN' A WIG, HAT,
AND SHADES TO MATCH ♪
1723
01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:16,810
♪ GOT HER HIGH-HEELED SHOES
AND AN ALLIGATOR HAT ♪
1724
01:18:16,835 --> 01:18:19,393
♪ WEARIN' HER PEARLS
AND A DIAMOND RING ♪
1725
01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:22,595
♪ SHE GOT BRACELETS ON HER
FINGERS NOW AND EVERYTHING ♪
1726
01:18:22,746 --> 01:18:25,738
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS,
BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1727
01:18:25,763 --> 01:18:28,722
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1728
01:18:28,747 --> 01:18:31,658
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS,
BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪
1729
01:18:31,683 --> 01:18:33,651
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1730
01:18:34,788 --> 01:18:37,623
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS,
BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪
1731
01:18:37,648 --> 01:18:39,531
♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪
1732
01:18:39,671 --> 01:18:40,760
[MUSIC STOPS]
1733
01:18:41,174 --> 01:18:43,624
NO!
1734
01:18:44,492 --> 01:18:48,408
THERE'S NO PLACE
LIKE HOME.
1735
01:18:48,433 --> 01:18:49,168
Brophy: NANCY...
1736
01:18:49,193 --> 01:18:49,954
THERE'S NO PLACE...
1737
01:18:49,979 --> 01:18:51,436
IT'S ALL OVER NOW.
1738
01:18:53,616 --> 01:18:54,827
OOH!
1739
01:18:57,030 --> 01:18:59,021
OH, FATHER MAYII!
1740
01:18:59,046 --> 01:19:00,691
YOU SAVED ME
ONCE AGAIN!
1741
01:19:00,716 --> 01:19:02,982
HOW CAN I EVER
THANK YOU?
1742
01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:04,028
OOH!
1743
01:19:05,782 --> 01:19:09,386
NANCY, SAVING YOUR SOUL
IS THANKS ENOUGH.
1744
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:12,605
GOOD WILL ALWAYS
TRIUMPH OVER EVIL.
1745
01:19:12,630 --> 01:19:14,555
BUT I'M CONFIDENT NOW
1746
01:19:14,556 --> 01:19:18,009
THAT WE HAVE SEEN THE
LAST OF THIS VILE DEMON.
1747
01:19:18,494 --> 01:19:19,794
Satan: MAYII!
1748
01:19:20,452 --> 01:19:23,233
I'LL BE BACK!
1749
01:19:23,904 --> 01:19:27,167
All: OHH, SHIT.
1750
01:19:27,382 --> 01:19:29,916
SO, IT HAPPENED.
1751
01:19:30,563 --> 01:19:32,602
VICTORY OVER THE DEVIL.
1752
01:19:32,899 --> 01:19:35,507
A GREAT DAY FOR MANKIND.
1753
01:19:35,788 --> 01:19:38,483
AND A PRETTY GOOD DAY
FOR SPLIT PEA SOUP.
1754
01:19:39,006 --> 01:19:41,772
NANCY AND BRAYDON ARE
A HAPPY COUPLE AGAIN,
1755
01:19:41,866 --> 01:19:43,559
AND THE KIDS
ARE JUST FINE.
1756
01:19:43,949 --> 01:19:46,183
BUT NOW THEY'RE TAKING
ACTING LESSONS.
1757
01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:48,017
BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT
RIGHT NOW.
1758
01:19:48,018 --> 01:19:49,977
I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
GUEST HERE FOR YOU.
1759
01:19:50,002 --> 01:19:51,504
NANCY AGLET.
1760
01:19:55,927 --> 01:19:58,206
NOW, I'M SURE MANY
OF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS
1761
01:19:58,231 --> 01:19:59,466
YOU'D LIKE TO ASK.
1762
01:20:00,418 --> 01:20:01,251
YES?
1763
01:20:01,496 --> 01:20:03,977
HOW DO YOU FEEL
AFTER ALL OF THIS?
1764
01:20:04,126 --> 01:20:06,874
I FEEL WONDERFUL.
THANKS FOR ASKING.
1765
01:20:06,899 --> 01:20:08,664
Man: UH... UH...
1766
01:20:08,992 --> 01:20:09,825
YES?
1767
01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,579
NO OFFENSE,
BUT I THINK
1768
01:20:11,604 --> 01:20:13,424
YOU'RE INSULTING
OUR INTELLIGENCE.
1769
01:20:13,449 --> 01:20:14,500
I MEAN, HONESTLY,
1770
01:20:14,525 --> 01:20:16,937
DO YOU EXPECT US TO
SWALLOW THIS BULLSHIT?
1771
01:20:22,268 --> 01:20:24,663
♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
1772
01:20:26,366 --> 01:20:28,730
♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪
1773
01:20:28,882 --> 01:20:29,861
♪ OH, NO ♪
1774
01:20:33,111 --> 01:20:34,312
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
1775
01:20:41,272 --> 01:20:43,015
♪ HE'S COMING BACK ♪
1776
01:20:43,414 --> 01:20:45,219
♪ HE'S COMING BACK ♪
1777
01:20:45,749 --> 01:20:47,349
♪ HE'S COMING BACK ♪
1778
01:20:47,609 --> 01:20:48,809
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1779
01:20:49,659 --> 01:20:51,762
♪ HE'S BACK,
THOUGHT HE WAS GONE, JACK ♪
1780
01:20:51,787 --> 01:20:54,151
♪ NOW, IN FACT, HE'S BACK,
AND THAT AS A BLACK ♪
1781
01:20:54,176 --> 01:20:56,112
♪ PANTHER PROWLIN',
BOUND TO ATTACK ♪
1782
01:20:56,137 --> 01:20:58,330
♪ A CHILD LOST IN THE WILD ♪
1783
01:20:58,355 --> 01:21:00,479
♪ THIS WAS HIS PREY:
A GIRL NANCY ♪
1784
01:21:00,504 --> 01:21:02,281
♪ WOULD SHE GET AWAY?
OR COULD SHE? CAN SHE ♪
1785
01:21:02,282 --> 01:21:04,631
♪ FIND A WAY OUT?
I DOUBT ♪
1786
01:21:04,656 --> 01:21:06,819
♪ IF SHE COULD,
'CAUSE THE DEVIL'S ALL ABOUT ♪
1787
01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:10,986
♪ EVIL POWER RULING INTENDED,
BAD INTENTIONS ALWAYS DEMENTED ♪
1788
01:21:11,011 --> 01:21:13,010
♪ THROUGH A TV SET HE SENT IT ♪
1789
01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:15,373
♪ SOUL DESTROYER,
AND HE MEANT IT ♪
1790
01:21:15,398 --> 01:21:17,575
♪ LIKE BEFORE,
THE CURSE WILL PERSIST ♪
1791
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:18,964
♪ PART ONE OF
THE EXORCIST ♪
1792
01:21:18,989 --> 01:21:21,301
♪ BUT THIS TIME FATHER MAYII'S
TWICE AS PISSED ♪
1793
01:21:21,326 --> 01:21:23,635
♪ BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN
LINDA BLAIR GOT DISSED ♪
1794
01:21:23,660 --> 01:21:25,460
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1795
01:21:25,485 --> 01:21:26,402
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1796
01:21:26,403 --> 01:21:27,652
♪ BACK ♪
1797
01:21:27,677 --> 01:21:29,709
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1798
01:21:29,734 --> 01:21:30,938
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1799
01:21:30,939 --> 01:21:31,781
♪ BACK ♪
1800
01:21:31,806 --> 01:21:33,892
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1801
01:21:33,917 --> 01:21:35,097
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1802
01:21:35,277 --> 01:21:36,244
♪ BACK ♪
1803
01:21:36,245 --> 01:21:38,177
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1804
01:21:38,202 --> 01:21:39,648
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1805
01:21:40,239 --> 01:21:42,362
♪ HE' BACK,
AND HE'S ON A RAMPAGE ♪
1806
01:21:42,387 --> 01:21:44,785
♪ LIKE A MADMAN THROUGH A CROWD
WITH A 12-GAUGE ♪
1807
01:21:44,786 --> 01:21:47,381
♪ SHOTGUN, BUT THIS ONE'S
THE TERRIBLE RULER OF HELL ♪
1808
01:21:47,406 --> 01:21:49,022
♪ HE MAKES LIVES UNBEARABLE ♪
1809
01:21:49,023 --> 01:21:51,157
♪ ASK FATHER MAYII
OR FATHER LUKE ♪
1810
01:21:51,158 --> 01:21:53,665
♪ HE SEIZED NANCY'S SOUL,
AND HE MADE HER PUKE ♪
1811
01:21:53,690 --> 01:21:55,337
♪ UP PEA SOUP ALL OVER
A PRIEST'S SUIT ♪
1812
01:21:55,362 --> 01:21:57,062
♪ AND I USED TO THINK
LINDA BLAIR WAS CUTE ♪
1813
01:21:57,063 --> 01:21:59,185
♪ NOW SHE'S HAUNTED,
TAKEN CONTROL OF AGAIN ♪
1814
01:21:59,210 --> 01:22:01,232
♪ IN THE END, GOOD WILL TRIUMPH
AND ALWAYS WIN ♪
1815
01:22:01,233 --> 01:22:03,635
♪ IN THE MEANTIME, THOUGH,
YOU WATCH HER HEAD SPIN ♪
1816
01:22:03,636 --> 01:22:06,172
♪ IT'S 360, THE FACE OF SIN
RAPIDLY TURNIN' ♪
1817
01:22:06,197 --> 01:22:07,392
♪ BED POSTS BURNIN' ♪
1818
01:22:07,417 --> 01:22:09,920
♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE
THAN SOME STUPID SILLY SERMON ♪
1819
01:22:09,945 --> 01:22:12,125
♪ TO DESTROY HIM
OR EVEN ANNOY HIM ♪
1820
01:22:12,150 --> 01:22:14,191
♪ IN HIS TIME OF DEMONIC,
CHAOTIC MAYHEM ♪
1821
01:22:14,216 --> 01:22:16,378
♪ WITH THE THRILL OF A CHILLER,
THE DEVIL ULTIMATE KILLER ♪
1822
01:22:16,379 --> 01:22:18,906
♪ LIVE ON ERNEST
AND FANNIE RAE WELLER'S SHOW ♪
1823
01:22:18,931 --> 01:22:22,055
♪ PRIME-TIME, SO FATHER MAYII
AND LUKE ARE ON THE GO ♪
1824
01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:24,691
♪ IN THE GYMS AND LIFTIN',
MOVIN', QUICKIN' ♪
1825
01:22:24,716 --> 01:22:26,836
♪ BUILDIN' CONFIDENCE,
GETTIN' SWIFT AND ♪
1826
01:22:26,861 --> 01:22:28,708
♪ READY FOR BUTT-KICKIN'
AT ITS BEST ♪
1827
01:22:28,733 --> 01:22:31,123
♪ 'CAUSE NANCY'S
BEEN REPOSSESSED ♪
1828
01:22:31,148 --> 01:22:32,959
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1829
01:22:32,984 --> 01:22:34,124
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1830
01:22:34,227 --> 01:22:35,295
♪ BACK ♪
1831
01:22:35,296 --> 01:22:37,197
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1832
01:22:37,222 --> 01:22:38,426
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1833
01:22:38,473 --> 01:22:39,464
♪ BACK ♪
1834
01:22:39,465 --> 01:22:41,344
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1835
01:22:41,369 --> 01:22:42,642
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1836
01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:43,637
♪ BACK ♪
1837
01:22:43,638 --> 01:22:45,586
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1838
01:22:45,611 --> 01:22:46,494
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1839
01:22:46,891 --> 01:22:47,946
♪ BACK ♪
1840
01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:06,909
♪ THIRD VERSE, COULD YOU
BELIEVE IT GETS WORSE? ♪
1841
01:23:06,934 --> 01:23:09,476
♪ STILL IN EFFECT,
THIS DAMN CURSE CAME DEMON ♪
1842
01:23:09,501 --> 01:23:10,902
♪ D-E-V-I-L ♪
1843
01:23:10,927 --> 01:23:12,979
♪ WELL, HOW CAN WE SEND
THE PUNK BACK TO HELL? ♪
1844
01:23:13,004 --> 01:23:15,148
♪ WAS THE QUESTION ASKED
BY TWO ON A MISSION ♪
1845
01:23:15,172 --> 01:23:17,417
♪ RESTORIN' THE SOUL
TO GOD-GIVEN CONDITION ♪
1846
01:23:17,442 --> 01:23:19,433
♪ OF LIFE TO NANCY'S
BODY AND VEINS ♪
1847
01:23:19,434 --> 01:23:21,938
♪ 'CAUSE SATAN CRAWLED UNDER
HER SKIN AND INTO HER BRAINS ♪
1848
01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:24,037
♪ LIKE A PSYCHOANALYST
ANALYZIN' ONLY BAD PARTS ♪
1849
01:23:24,038 --> 01:23:28,239
♪ HYPNOTIZIN' THE REST OF 'EM,
GETTIN' THE BEST OF 'EM ♪
1850
01:23:28,264 --> 01:23:30,135
♪ TESTIN' 'EM,
SOON POSSESSIN' 'EM ♪
1851
01:23:30,159 --> 01:23:31,877
♪ IN NO TIME AT ALL ♪
1852
01:23:31,878 --> 01:23:34,055
♪ HE MAKES HITLER
LOOK LIKE LUCILLE BALL ♪
1853
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,174
♪ THIS AIN'T A JOKE
OR SOME KIND OF DREAM ♪
1854
01:23:36,199 --> 01:23:38,125
♪ PUT YOURSELF INTO HER SCENE ♪
1855
01:23:38,150 --> 01:23:40,354
♪ POSSESSED BY THE DEMON,
CAN'T EVEN SCREAM ♪
1856
01:23:40,379 --> 01:23:42,287
♪ JASON CAN'T EVEN
JOIN THE TEAM ♪
1857
01:23:42,288 --> 01:23:44,613
♪ HE'S TOO NICE.
THE DEVIL'S SCHEME IS MEAN ♪
1858
01:23:44,638 --> 01:23:46,658
♪ TO THE FULLEST EXTENT,
OR SO IT WOULD SEEM ♪
1859
01:23:46,683 --> 01:23:48,799
♪ THE ONLY THING THE PRIESTS
HAVE GOIN' ON ♪
1860
01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:50,695
♪ IS GENERIC HOLY WATER EVIAN ♪
1861
01:23:50,696 --> 01:23:53,062
♪ THEY THREW IT ON AND SAW
THE WRONG CHOICE WAS CHOSEN ♪
1862
01:23:53,063 --> 01:23:55,198
♪ WANTED TO USE THE REAL STUFF,
BUT THE CHURCH WAS CLOSED ♪
1863
01:23:55,199 --> 01:23:58,214
♪ IF THE DEVIL'S GOT YOU RUNNIN'
SO HOT YOU APPEAR ON TV ♪
1864
01:23:58,239 --> 01:24:01,609
♪ WHILE MILLIONS WATCH YOU
EXERCISIN' YOUR LIVE EXORCISM ♪
1865
01:24:01,634 --> 01:24:03,751
♪ YO, YOU KNOW
HOW YOU'RE LIVIN' ♪
1866
01:24:03,776 --> 01:24:06,516
♪ LOUSY.
WANT TO GET BACK FULL CONTROL? ♪
1867
01:24:06,756 --> 01:24:08,578
♪ GET BACK YOUR GIVEN SOUL? ♪
1868
01:24:08,603 --> 01:24:10,393
♪ PLAY ROCK AND ROLL ♪
1869
01:24:10,418 --> 01:24:12,052
♪ HE HATES THAT ♪
1870
01:24:12,077 --> 01:24:14,117
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1871
01:24:14,142 --> 01:24:15,248
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1872
01:24:15,249 --> 01:24:16,231
♪ BACK ♪
1873
01:24:16,256 --> 01:24:18,298
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1874
01:24:18,323 --> 01:24:19,583
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1875
01:24:19,635 --> 01:24:20,687
♪ BACK ♪
1876
01:24:20,688 --> 01:24:22,524
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1877
01:24:22,549 --> 01:24:23,833
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1878
01:24:23,858 --> 01:24:24,858
♪ BACK ♪
1879
01:24:24,967 --> 01:24:26,896
♪ THE DEVIL ♪
1880
01:24:26,921 --> 01:24:28,094
♪ HE'S COMING ♪
1881
01:24:28,119 --> 01:24:29,475
♪ BACK ♪
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