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"After half a century
of peace and prosperity
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the fortunes of China's tang
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dynasty begin to dwindle
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revolts, droughts and famines visit on
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a suffering people in succession
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demons make their appearance too
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the brave and the righteous,
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these swordsmen of integrity
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choose not to seek power
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but to roam the countryside
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righting wrongs as they travel"
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Brother, buy me a drink
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cheers!
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Please, sir
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tonight is yours
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no, you first
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brother, here comes an easy prey!
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He has a sword
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has he? I've got a sabre too
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what will you have, sir?
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Just make a few dishes for me
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any inn in this vicinity, please?
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Not in our
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isolated place
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haunted houses, maybe
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waiter, wine
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good
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Please, sir
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now it depends on you. Take care
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master, after a hard journey
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come here and sit down
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what are you doing?
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Master, you're handsome
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you must be romantic
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come drink with me, come over
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I can't drink, I can't
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bastard, molesting my wife?
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Your wife? I didn't
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I saw it. Don't deny!
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Darling, he assaulted me
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darling, he touched me
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sex friend, you!
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Brothers, beat him!
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Don't try anything foolish!
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It's female
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so you enjoy posing as a man
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let my brother show you
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how to be a real man
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what do you want? Let me go!
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Brother, rape her!
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Rape her!
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Well, by popular request, I'll do it
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move her up the table
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rape her!
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Help!
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Rape her!
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Let me go!
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Help, help!
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Put it on
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I thought you'd leave me behind
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I told you not to follow me
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You won't be happy to be with me
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our marriage was one
arranged before our birth
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My dad fixed it
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marry my dad then
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you're forsaking me! Let me die!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Only because you're forsaking me
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well, follow me, if you please
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that's better
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let's go - yes
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Go in
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help, help!
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Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog!
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Keep away!
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Please drive away that dog for me
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thank you
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go now
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keep away
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thank you
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who are you?
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Put me near an oil lamp, quick!
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Otherwise, I'm finished. Come on, quick!
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Thank you
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hurry up
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excuse me, please
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Help me, Buddha!
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A demon!
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Don't misunderstand me, sir
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I'm not a demon, I'm a monk
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you're a monk?
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Buddha be praised! You must be devout
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forget minor rites
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don't be stubborn
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one must live and let live
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have food, have fun and go freely
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the rest are of no consequence
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what's your priestly name, please?
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How come you're now big and now small?
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I am the reverend wick
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a monk since childhood, to guard wick tower
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facing the lamp day and night is boring
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I have no one to chat with
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I pour out my feelings to the lamps only
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real or imagined, the wick
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said to me one day
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he taught me the incantation
that shrinks me
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but I might get burnt to death
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if the lamp burns out before I change back
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thank you
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may I ask your names, please?
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I'm chu chung, and he's liu...
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Hsia-hui
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greeting, mr chu, mr liu
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don't stand on ceremony
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call us by name
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you keep him company
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while I go in to change
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mr liu has a sense of humor.
Let's go in to chat
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good, please - please
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sit down
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priest, what you told us just now...
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They say life's a wick.
It's gone, once burnt out
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compared with the centuries-old universe
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life's a speek only, right?
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Forget it now
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when you reach my age
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you'll understand
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priest, are you all right?
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Chu, when were you born?
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The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the rat
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9/5, year of the rat
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immediately before noon?
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How do you know?
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Great, congratulations!
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Yours is maximum masculinity
and strength, very rare
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what did you say?
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You won't understand no matter how I put it
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in a word, you're extraordinary
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we're like good friends
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I've got good wine
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let me get it for all of us
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don't run around. Wait for me
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An exceptional man
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- you bloody monk!
- Sex is nothingness
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- and nothingness is sex
- Why are you here?
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Mr liu, no...
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Miss liu, so you're a lady
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you scoundrel. You peeped at my bathing!
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No, I didn't see anything
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how do you know
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I'm a lady then?
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Miss liu, don't blame me
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first, I didn't know you were taking a bath
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second, I didn't know you were female
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creep, you're unworthy as a monk
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you're obscene!
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Enough, even a Buddha may flare up!
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Nudity doesn't count for much
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every creature is naked at birth
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have you seen a chicken
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or duck dressed?
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Buddha be praised!
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The tree of spiritual awakening is no tree,
nor is the mirror a substance
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nothingness won't get contaminated
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I'm in no mood for your sutras
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I've already suffered
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you're a creep, a real creep!
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Miss liu, if you deem that as a loss
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come and feel me, knead me any way you like
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come on
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scare me?
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Chu
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priest
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I told you not to move around
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priest, that fairy in the portrait
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is smiling at me
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chu, no ideas
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no illusions
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undesirable ideas breed illusions
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what I saw didn't look like illusion
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men belong to earth; Spirits belong to hell
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the combination of the two is a bad omen
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chu, you'd better forget what you've seen
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priest, you mean
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what I saw is real?
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Priest, how can I ever see her again?
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Do me a favor, please
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no, it's dangerous
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I'm a wanderer with no
worries; I'm not afraid
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it could be fatal!
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I'd die without regrets
if I could see her once
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evil!
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I'll help you so as not to
go against heaven's will
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but you must promise me one thing
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you must come back within 24 hours
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well, I promise
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don't take this as a precedent
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If you hasn't returned when
this incense burns out
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you'll drift in the void without
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ever getting back
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turn this holy wheel
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read this passage of sutras
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and you can move freely
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and when coming upon any danger
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throw out the wheel and you'll be safe
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remember
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thank you
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use the master's gold
body to turn the wheel
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to enter the lifeless tunnel
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Buddha be praised!
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Hands off!
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Don't do it, it's damned!
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Let go!
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Mr chu
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how do you know my name?
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I'm yun I-meng
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my dad is a famous fortune teller
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he can tell the past and predict the future
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after reading my fortune, he told me
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I'd come upon a disaster at 17
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don't cry. Confide it to me
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he said I was fated to
stay in hell for a period
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before you'd appear to take me as your wife
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don't worry, I won't hurt you
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dad said my life is not yet over
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after you marry me, your Yang can help
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bring me back to earth
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Your ladyship
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where's I-meng?
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In the room opposite
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Why didn't you announce
the presence of a guest?
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I must host a feast for him tonight
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yes, your ladyship
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Buddha be praised!
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Please don't knock anymore, I beg you!
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A monk is delighted
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by others reading sutras
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why are you an exception?
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You chanted and knocked all
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night, disturbed my sleep
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I won't do it anymore if
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you tell me where chu chung is
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what?
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Well, come with me
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come, come
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where's he?
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As I told you repeatedly,
he's walked into the wall
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you're lying again
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See for yourself
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how can such a strong wall be penetrated?
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And I saw nothing inside from outside
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you asked me but won't believe what I said
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have you heard of hellgate?
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What? Hellgate?
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No, but not much different from it
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this painting is a crossing
between earth and hell
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laymen like you won't understand
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he entered it a long while ago.
He should return now
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this question is difficult to answer
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don't you know the mess outside?
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The court changed its
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chicken farm policy
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chu won't come out probably because
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he prefers to stay inside
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don't be silly, I was only joking
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he'll come back for sure before
the incense burns out
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he won't forsake his life. Don't worry
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they come and go freely, let it be
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Chu, you came from afar. Let me toast you
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in celebration
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thank you
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let's go over to tease him
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ok
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Brother-in-law, sister, let's toast you
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come on, drink with arms locked
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Sister, brother-in-law getting ruddy
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chu, we're now of one family
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let me toast you
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your ladyship, I'm afraid
master can't drink
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let me drink it for him
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no, it's from her ladyship
to brother-in-law
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sister can't drink it for him
284
00:39:49,370 --> 00:39:51,450
I should drink it to appreciate
285
00:39:51,450 --> 00:39:53,040
her kind thought
286
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,240
brother-in-law, drink
it, you won't get drunk
287
00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:05,320
brother-in-law, great!
288
00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:08,320
I'm a bit drunk. I must return to retire
289
00:40:08,330 --> 00:40:09,410
please
290
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:11,700
you go on
291
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:15,410
brother-in-law, one more
292
00:40:15,410 --> 00:40:17,150
yes, one more
293
00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:26,070
It's from me, drink it
294
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,540
well, I drink
295
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:30,820
this is my toast
296
00:40:30,830 --> 00:40:31,990
take it easy
297
00:40:34,830 --> 00:40:36,110
not yet finished
298
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,280
well, I drink
299
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,650
a good drinker
300
00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:44,410
take this too
301
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,080
good
302
00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:49,830
master
303
00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:50,740
drink it now!
304
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:53,330
One more
305
00:40:53,330 --> 00:40:54,690
you won't get drunk
306
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,610
drink this quickly
307
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,330
come on, you're a good drinker
308
00:40:57,330 --> 00:40:58,990
come on, finish this
309
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,490
How's it?
310
00:44:14,830 --> 00:44:16,410
Are you all right?
311
00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:20,830
Where's I-meng?
312
00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:25,400
Where's I-meng? Tell me!
313
00:44:25,410 --> 00:44:29,280
She was abducted by old demon chia yuan
314
00:44:29,290 --> 00:44:30,620
whereabouts unknow
315
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:31,660
we're at a loss what to do
316
00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:33,740
where's chia yuan? Take me there right away
317
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,990
here it is
318
00:45:13,330 --> 00:45:15,410
Which evil dares to destroy my gold body?
319
00:45:15,410 --> 00:45:17,620
You not only defiled their virtue
320
00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:18,910
but also abducted I-meng
321
00:45:18,910 --> 00:45:19,780
hand over I-meng quickly!
322
00:45:19,790 --> 00:45:21,780
What did you say? Which I-meng?
323
00:45:21,790 --> 00:45:23,870
No more nonsense with him.
He won't admit it for sure
324
00:45:23,870 --> 00:45:25,110
fight with him!
325
00:46:10,870 --> 00:46:14,240
There's no grudge between us.
Why trying to kill me?
326
00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:15,360
You...
327
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,910
Your day is near
328
00:46:29,410 --> 00:46:31,120
you don't understand?
329
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,200
I know my sentimental brother-in-law
330
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,120
has a strong Yang
331
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,830
and only his blood can spoil
332
00:46:47,830 --> 00:46:51,120
your immortal body
333
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,490
and put you to death
334
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,490
I acted to set him up
335
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:57,700
I've endured you for long
336
00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,290
you as a guardian angel
337
00:46:59,290 --> 00:47:02,150
forbid us from doing this and that
338
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,200
as of now I'll be the master
339
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,660
after eating your flesh
340
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:09,610
I can get out of the portrait
and rule the world
341
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,620
Now let me take you to hell
342
00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:20,700
don't!
343
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,160
Bring them back
344
00:47:35,870 --> 00:47:36,990
get up!
345
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:43,250
Go
346
00:47:43,580 --> 00:47:44,690
Go!
347
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:10,820
Miss liu, eat something first
348
00:48:10,830 --> 00:48:12,950
no, thanks, I have no appetite
349
00:48:12,950 --> 00:48:14,870
you must eat
350
00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:18,370
priest, will he be in danger?
351
00:48:18,370 --> 00:48:19,830
Not now
352
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:23,360
you can't tell in four hours
353
00:48:23,370 --> 00:48:24,610
why?
354
00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:28,830
The power comes from this wheel
355
00:48:28,830 --> 00:48:30,990
but there's a time limit
356
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,740
when the incense burns
out, the hellgate closes
357
00:48:35,290 --> 00:48:37,450
what if he can't come back?
358
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,120
He'll be shuttling between earth and hell
359
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,080
he can't be a man or a ghost
360
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,700
priest, try something. Let me bring him out
361
00:48:47,410 --> 00:48:51,740
stop dreaming, you're so fragile
362
00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,950
after entering, you may not live to get out
363
00:48:53,950 --> 00:48:55,410
you don't look well
364
00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:57,950
get out of here quick to evert the disaster
365
00:48:57,950 --> 00:49:00,990
I won't, even at death.
I must wait for him to return
366
00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:09,160
I-meng, you're beautiful
367
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,120
let's play
368
00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:15,110
come, come
369
00:50:15,410 --> 00:50:17,400
don't, keep away!
370
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,580
See you later
371
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:29,160
Keep away!
372
00:50:32,790 --> 00:50:34,200
Load the blood
373
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:38,360
let's play
374
00:50:38,370 --> 00:50:39,410
keep away!
375
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,830
Why am I not allowed to play?
376
00:50:54,410 --> 00:50:56,820
Your ladyship, the hand of chia yuan
377
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,080
after another 49 days, I can
378
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,940
get out of the portrait
379
00:51:00,950 --> 00:51:03,040
to rule the mundane world
380
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,570
Food is so coarse. Inedible!
381
00:51:16,450 --> 00:51:17,820
Your ladyship
382
00:51:17,830 --> 00:51:19,440
I've prepared good wine for you
383
00:51:19,450 --> 00:51:20,570
bring it quickly
384
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:21,580
yes
385
00:51:22,290 --> 00:51:23,620
bring it quickly
386
00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:49,740
Sister
387
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,700
she's staring at us. Let's act
388
00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:58,450
or we can't get over. Come on
389
00:53:55,330 --> 00:53:57,190
Come on, let's play
390
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,790
don't get me involved
391
00:53:58,790 --> 00:53:59,620
are you shy?
392
00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:01,200
Who'd play with you?
393
00:54:05,790 --> 00:54:08,400
Bring chu chung to my room right away
394
00:54:08,410 --> 00:54:09,410
yes
395
00:54:15,950 --> 00:54:17,360
Her ladyship wants me to take him away
396
00:54:17,370 --> 00:54:18,370
yes
397
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,490
What are you doing? Using me to kill again?
398
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:40,240
Chu, I know it was my fault
399
00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:41,740
but if I don't obey her
400
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:44,030
we may both get killed
401
00:54:44,410 --> 00:54:45,570
don't think you can
402
00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:46,990
convince me with that
403
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,280
I know I can't possibly convince you
404
00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:50,990
well, let me take you out of the portrait
405
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,330
my wheel was taken away
406
00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:53,440
by her. I can't leave
407
00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:55,040
I'll get it back for you for sure
408
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:11,280
Why do you want to take him away?
409
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:17,530
Fox, her ladyship ordered
sister to take him away
410
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:18,780
help me take him away
411
00:55:18,790 --> 00:55:19,790
yes
412
00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:29,750
Come in
413
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,240
go in
414
00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:37,320
your ladyship, chu chung's here
415
00:55:50,950 --> 00:55:52,160
Help him to bed
416
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,160
yes
417
00:56:03,290 --> 00:56:05,150
Why are you two coming in?
418
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,660
To help you undress, your ladyship
419
00:56:24,750 --> 00:56:26,200
Get out quick!
420
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,990
Are you deaf? I told you to get out!
421
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Yes
422
00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:56,700
Sister, keep cool, don't be impulsive!
423
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,620
I-meng
424
00:58:12,830 --> 00:58:13,860
Sister
425
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,240
don't!
426
00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:11,280
What happened?
427
00:59:11,290 --> 00:59:11,950
We saw someone there
428
00:59:11,950 --> 00:59:13,110
when we rushed in
429
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,120
after him!
430
00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:28,830
I-meng
431
00:59:30,290 --> 00:59:32,740
cut it out! Let me take you away
432
00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:34,990
you stand no chance once she returns
433
00:59:35,790 --> 00:59:36,780
look around over there
434
00:59:36,790 --> 00:59:37,790
yes
435
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,500
Go
436
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:19,280
Sister, let me lure her away.
You go with brother-in-law
437
01:00:20,410 --> 01:00:21,620
chun-meng
438
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:23,900
get hold of them!
439
01:00:23,910 --> 01:00:24,910
Yes
440
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,530
Help me turn the wheel
441
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:38,700
use the master's gold
body to turn the wheel
442
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:40,440
to enter the lifeless tunnel
443
01:00:45,370 --> 01:00:45,900
catch him!
444
01:00:45,910 --> 01:00:47,370
Good!
445
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,580
It hurts!
446
01:00:58,290 --> 01:01:00,530
Oh, no, finished!
447
01:01:00,540 --> 01:01:02,620
Impossible, he'll be back for sure
448
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,080
incredibly, here he is!
449
01:01:07,660 --> 01:01:10,650
Chu, are you all right?
450
01:01:10,660 --> 01:01:13,070
Priest, his body is burning. What now?
451
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,040
He may have been hurt by chia yuan
452
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,530
it's finished
453
01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:19,370
anything serious, priest? You must help him
454
01:01:19,370 --> 01:01:22,110
chia yuan's axe is a
sacred item from heaven
455
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,360
no layman can hold it because
456
01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:25,410
of its heavy Yang content
457
01:01:25,410 --> 01:01:26,320
unless...
458
01:01:26,330 --> 01:01:27,690
Unless what?
459
01:01:28,370 --> 01:01:29,780
Unless you find a girl ready to
460
01:01:29,790 --> 01:01:32,280
sacrifice her virginity to marry him
461
01:01:32,290 --> 01:01:34,570
to squeeze his Yang out
462
01:01:34,580 --> 01:01:36,160
that's the only ray of hope
463
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,990
but it could be dangerous
464
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,450
I'll help him
465
01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:40,030
you?
466
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,320
Right, I'll help him
467
01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:44,370
good, start now
468
01:01:46,410 --> 01:01:47,620
these braziers are arrayed according
469
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:50,160
to the ursa constellation
470
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,730
they absorb the essence of sun, moon
and the auras of heaven and earth
471
01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,080
proceed now
472
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,990
show me how to do it
473
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,490
ask the monk to show you?
474
01:02:02,370 --> 01:02:04,490
Wait. Let me think
475
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,870
have you got any idea?
476
01:02:11,660 --> 01:02:15,700
Yes. A monk has his six roots all cleansed
477
01:02:15,700 --> 01:02:18,410
a layman's six roots are not clean
478
01:02:18,410 --> 01:02:21,070
see if chu has got that root'
479
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,160
root?
480
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:25,280
Like this
481
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:27,440
no, too terrible!
482
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,610
This will do more or less
483
01:02:36,370 --> 01:02:39,610
I've found it. What then?
484
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:43,320
Oh, what then?
485
01:02:44,330 --> 01:02:47,990
I see. When I was a neophyte
486
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,110
some prostitutes arranged
a religious service
487
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:54,240
that Abbot put all the monks
488
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,280
to the test
489
01:02:56,290 --> 01:02:59,240
during the service, we all sat
490
01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:02,410
with the 'wooden fish' between our legs
491
01:03:02,410 --> 01:03:03,280
it's just like that now
492
01:03:03,290 --> 01:03:04,150
what's the idea?
493
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:07,400
Those prostitutes wore sexy dresses
494
01:03:07,410 --> 01:03:09,650
the Abbot said the louder the sound
495
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:10,990
the lustier the sinning monk
496
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:11,860
what happened then?
497
01:03:11,870 --> 01:03:13,700
What happened? During the service
498
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:17,120
sounds could be heard loud
and clear from every monk
499
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:20,160
only the Abbot. Silence
500
01:03:20,950 --> 01:03:23,570
at first, we praised him for his endurance
501
01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:25,070
but when he stood up, it was discovered
502
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,870
his staff had pierced the wooden fish
503
01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:27,700
why?
504
01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:30,450
Why? It was stuck up by that root
505
01:03:30,450 --> 01:03:31,280
have you got anything
506
01:03:31,290 --> 01:03:32,490
with you like the wooden fish?
507
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,690
You're evil. Enough, I understand
508
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:38,070
you asked me that. Why call me evil?
509
01:03:38,660 --> 01:03:40,450
How's your wooden fish?
510
01:03:41,660 --> 01:03:43,030
I'm ashamed to say it
511
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,490
you must
512
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:45,910
really?
513
01:03:45,910 --> 01:03:46,910
Yes
514
01:03:47,540 --> 01:03:50,370
well, listen
515
01:03:50,370 --> 01:03:54,860
my wooden fish burst into pieces
516
01:03:54,870 --> 01:03:56,780
so terrific?
517
01:03:56,790 --> 01:03:59,530
You don't believe it? Don't ask then
518
01:03:59,540 --> 01:04:01,530
it's important to save. Undress
519
01:04:45,790 --> 01:04:46,900
I-meng
520
01:04:51,870 --> 01:04:52,950
I-meng
521
01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:06,780
I-meng
522
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,990
All right, be more intimate
523
01:05:33,540 --> 01:05:35,870
I-meng
524
01:05:41,450 --> 01:05:42,530
I-meng
525
01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:00,690
Chu has hope now
526
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:02,950
miss liu, put on your clothes now
527
01:06:02,950 --> 01:06:03,950
good
528
01:06:07,580 --> 01:06:08,490
finished?
529
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:09,500
Yes
530
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,860
why has he not come to?
531
01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:16,360
It's not divine
532
01:06:16,370 --> 01:06:18,330
not so soon
533
01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:20,160
how do you feel?
534
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,900
I'm all right, but a bit tired
535
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:24,740
only a bit?
536
01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:26,240
What do you say?
537
01:06:26,910 --> 01:06:29,070
Miss liu, you must take a rest yourself too
538
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,240
I'll go and collect some herbs for him
539
01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:33,160
he'll be all right. Don't worry
540
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,990
take good care of him
541
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,330
I-meng
542
01:06:49,370 --> 01:06:54,410
I-meng
543
01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:57,620
I-meng, don't desert me
544
01:06:57,620 --> 01:06:59,990
I-meng
545
01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:07,150
I-meng, don't desert me!
546
01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:12,950
Your ladyship, she's passing out
547
01:08:12,950 --> 01:08:13,780
splash to sober her up
548
01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:14,790
yes
549
01:08:21,580 --> 01:08:23,700
Anyone with lusty desire
550
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:25,740
will end up like her
551
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:27,500
halt!
552
01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:31,200
Who are you? What's your
relation to chu chung?
553
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,790
I'm liu su-su, chu chung is my husband
554
01:08:33,790 --> 01:08:37,150
you evils, your wreak havoc
everywhere. Let me go!
555
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:39,400
Or I'll kill you all!
556
01:08:41,370 --> 01:08:44,080
This young lady talks big
557
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:45,910
fox, teach her a lesson
558
01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:46,910
yes
559
01:08:53,750 --> 01:08:54,950
Stop!
560
01:08:59,580 --> 01:09:03,370
Dare you to talk big again?
561
01:09:08,290 --> 01:09:10,650
Take her to my bedroom and let me fix her
562
01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:11,660
yes
563
01:09:13,290 --> 01:09:16,150
how are we to dispose of this tramp I-meng?
564
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:18,030
Confine her in prison right away
565
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,650
I'll eat her to go with my drink
566
01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:27,610
I-meng
567
01:09:28,370 --> 01:09:30,080
you laymen are a real nuisance
568
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,570
you turn down someone who loves you
569
01:09:31,580 --> 01:09:33,190
and insist on getting the one
who doesn't love you
570
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,990
you nearly lost your life
for the sake of love
571
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,410
I-meng
572
01:09:38,410 --> 01:09:40,120
now you're getting me involved
573
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:42,700
be nice and drink it
574
01:09:47,370 --> 01:09:48,610
where's I-meng?
575
01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:51,040
Priest, where's I-meng?
576
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:54,400
Damn you, you're heartless!
577
01:09:54,410 --> 01:09:56,700
You're still thinking of her now
578
01:09:56,700 --> 01:09:58,040
if liu hadn't saved you
579
01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:59,650
with her virginity
580
01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:01,620
you'd have been in hell
581
01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:02,700
su-su
582
01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:06,070
how do you feel?
583
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,620
A little pain
584
01:10:07,950 --> 01:10:09,620
triangular love is bad enough
585
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:11,200
but you're torn between earth and hell
586
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:13,240
see how you can cope with it
587
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:15,490
what has become of you?
588
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:19,070
I was used by an old lady to kill chia yuan
589
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:19,820
did you kill him?
590
01:10:19,830 --> 01:10:20,830
Yes
591
01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:25,400
that's serious, you've
even killed chia yuan
592
01:10:25,410 --> 01:10:27,700
it's going to be upside-down in hell
593
01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:29,700
what sort of a person is that old lady?
594
01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:33,070
She's not human,
she's a wolf with 1,000 years' practice
595
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,370
only chia yuan can overpower her
596
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,330
miss liu's disaster is not yet over
597
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:42,040
priest, where's su-su?
598
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:45,570
Why ask her since you don't love her?
599
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:47,120
Let her go where she likess
600
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:48,860
where on earth is she?
601
01:10:49,290 --> 01:10:50,900
It's sexual love again
602
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,330
I must thank mammy for having
603
01:10:53,330 --> 01:10:54,440
made me a monk so early in my life
604
01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:56,700
don't talk nonsense now
605
01:10:57,330 --> 01:10:59,040
I talk nonsense?
606
01:10:59,580 --> 01:11:02,070
I climbed up mountains
picking herbs for you
607
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:03,240
and you said I'm talking nonsense?
608
01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:06,570
I know your noble personality
but I miss su-su
609
01:11:07,870 --> 01:11:09,450
where's she?
610
01:11:09,790 --> 01:11:11,240
Come with me
611
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,070
Only this little bit
612
01:11:28,370 --> 01:11:29,370
Priest
613
01:11:29,830 --> 01:11:31,540
don't count me in. I won't go to hell
614
01:11:31,540 --> 01:11:32,450
they've both saved me once
615
01:11:32,450 --> 01:11:33,790
if we can't get in, they'll die for sure
616
01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:34,740
it's fate
617
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:36,580
you can't help it if they want to die
618
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:37,860
don't let me be buried with them
619
01:11:37,870 --> 01:11:39,490
you're a Buddhist and
you won't care to help
620
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:40,530
you can't go against heaven, understand?
621
01:11:40,540 --> 01:11:42,450
Bring me the wheel
622
01:11:42,450 --> 01:11:45,950
don't, don't be crafty!
623
01:11:45,950 --> 01:11:48,370
Don't, you may die!
624
01:11:50,290 --> 01:11:52,280
What now?
625
01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:54,240
I told you against getting in to
626
01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:56,450
get killed but you won't listen
627
01:11:56,910 --> 01:11:59,740
but it's a fact I haven't had enough
628
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,610
dying this way is unfair
629
01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:02,410
to myself
630
01:12:02,410 --> 01:12:04,740
priest, don't you care
about I-meng and su-su?
631
01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:05,700
Let's all die together
632
01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:06,860
hold that wheel
633
01:12:12,450 --> 01:12:17,400
Disobey and you suffer right away!
634
01:12:17,410 --> 01:12:18,530
Wait
635
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:44,070
Buddha be praised!
636
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:44,940
Yu-meng, it's you!
637
01:12:44,950 --> 01:12:46,160
Brother-in-law, let me go first
638
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,150
no, who knows if she's good or evil
639
01:12:48,330 --> 01:12:49,870
never mind
640
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:52,830
no more nonsense. I'll
take you to help sister
641
01:13:02,370 --> 01:13:04,910
I-meng, you are so tender-skinned
642
01:13:04,910 --> 01:13:07,570
what a pity if you were
eaten by that old woman
643
01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:11,320
marry me, and I'll beg mercy from her
644
01:13:11,450 --> 01:13:13,290
open up. I got orders to take her away
645
01:13:13,290 --> 01:13:14,290
yes
646
01:13:28,580 --> 01:13:31,410
Let me go!
647
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,410
Sin, sin!
648
01:13:43,410 --> 01:13:44,490
Priest, are you all right?
649
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,110
Yes
650
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,530
you know a lady named liu su-su?
651
01:13:46,540 --> 01:13:48,820
Yes, she sacrificed her life to save chu
652
01:13:48,830 --> 01:13:49,860
you're...
653
01:13:49,870 --> 01:13:50,580
The reverend wick
654
01:13:50,580 --> 01:13:52,160
Buddha be praised!
655
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,490
Miss liu was captured.
Go and help her quick!
656
01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:55,030
But...
657
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,240
But what?
658
01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:59,110
That old bag has eaten chia yuan's flesh
and increased her power
659
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:00,700
we may not be able to overpower her
660
01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:01,860
in any case, we'll fight
661
01:14:02,870 --> 01:14:04,110
fight? It'd be death for sure
662
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:05,200
wait for me
663
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,360
let me go!
664
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:13,200
Let me go!
665
01:14:16,330 --> 01:14:17,820
Help!
666
01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:22,120
You won't suffer much if you're nice
667
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:24,080
don't, don't!
668
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,490
Take me to bed
669
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,080
take you to bed?
670
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,700
Don't you know I have esp? Look
671
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:48,110
hold it
672
01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:50,740
hold it
673
01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:57,830
Wait
674
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,990
Chu, don't let it burn out
675
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,700
my life now depends on you
676
01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:13,910
how am I to contact you?
677
01:15:13,910 --> 01:15:16,030
In a word, that lamp mustn't burn out
678
01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:46,830
Be careful
679
01:15:51,370 --> 01:15:52,370
who is it?
680
01:15:52,870 --> 01:15:54,450
Your ladyship, it's me
681
01:15:55,330 --> 01:15:59,780
come on, come and join in the fun
682
01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:30,240
Big woman? What a sin!
683
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,200
What a smell!
684
01:18:01,750 --> 01:18:04,110
When did you last wash your feet?
685
01:18:14,790 --> 01:18:16,240
It stinks!
686
01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:19,570
Who'd enter hell if I don't?
687
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,110
I'm damned to be a monk
688
01:18:26,330 --> 01:18:27,790
now my life's practice
689
01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:30,200
is gone!
690
01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:35,160
What is it?
691
01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:40,530
It stinks, it's sort of wet
692
01:18:51,330 --> 01:18:54,120
It stinks. I'll kick you dead
693
01:18:55,660 --> 01:18:57,320
damn, damn!
694
01:18:57,620 --> 01:18:58,780
I'll kill you!
695
01:19:03,620 --> 01:19:05,200
I-meng, are you all right?
696
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,410
Yes. Go and help liu first
697
01:19:14,830 --> 01:19:16,240
Master
698
01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:19,360
let's go!
699
01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:23,950
Who are you? Come out quickly!
700
01:19:23,950 --> 01:19:26,790
Devil, lay down your sword and be saintly!
701
01:19:26,790 --> 01:19:29,030
Otherwise, your thousand years'
practice is gone now!
702
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:32,230
Don't think I can't cope with
703
01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:33,860
you when you're inside
704
01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:35,280
wait and see
705
01:19:39,410 --> 01:19:41,070
diarrhea, finished!
706
01:19:42,330 --> 01:19:44,240
What a pity! Hurting yourself
707
01:20:53,540 --> 01:20:54,540
I-meng
708
01:21:19,410 --> 01:21:20,740
Run, run quickly!
709
01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,410
Run quickly!
710
01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:31,540
Run!
711
01:21:49,950 --> 01:21:51,790
Use the master's gold
body to turn the wheel
712
01:21:51,790 --> 01:21:53,070
to enter the lifeless tunnel
713
01:22:03,540 --> 01:22:05,030
Oh, no more oil!
714
01:22:08,790 --> 01:22:09,790
Hold it
715
01:23:02,910 --> 01:23:04,070
Are you ok?
716
01:23:26,540 --> 01:23:27,900
Master
717
01:23:28,330 --> 01:23:29,410
catch
718
01:23:46,330 --> 01:23:47,540
Kill that devil
719
01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:49,490
or I'm finished. Come on!
720
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:53,690
I don't want to die here.
That'll deny me heaven
721
01:23:59,450 --> 01:24:01,120
Try to burn her with fire
722
01:24:02,540 --> 01:24:04,030
pour the oil quickly
723
01:24:09,620 --> 01:24:10,660
Light the fire!
724
01:24:15,870 --> 01:24:18,530
Help me, Buddha!
725
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:41,160
Su-su
726
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:42,780
how are you, su-su?
727
01:24:42,790 --> 01:24:44,150
Miss liu
728
01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:48,690
don't be sad. I didn't know that
729
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:50,820
we couldn't go against nature
730
01:24:50,830 --> 01:24:52,740
cut it out!
731
01:24:52,750 --> 01:24:54,580
I'd die in peace
732
01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:56,540
if you were all right
733
01:24:56,540 --> 01:24:58,030
no, you won't die
734
01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,240
miss liu
735
01:25:01,830 --> 01:25:04,160
I-meng, are you all right?
736
01:25:09,950 --> 01:25:11,030
I-meng
737
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:15,280
yin and Yang are different.
We must part anyway
738
01:25:15,290 --> 01:25:15,990
never
739
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,200
take care!
740
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:18,410
Never!
741
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:22,110
Su-su
742
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:23,610
miss liu
743
01:25:23,620 --> 01:25:25,110
su-su
744
01:25:29,580 --> 01:25:32,740
I-meng
745
01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:38,240
we won't part, we won't
746
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,700
I-meng
747
01:25:41,700 --> 01:25:43,790
so luck's with me
748
01:25:43,790 --> 01:25:44,900
priest
749
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,910
chu, you're out?
750
01:25:48,620 --> 01:25:50,450
Miss liu really is...
751
01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:54,120
We can't go against heaven.
Buddha be praised!
752
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,280
Priest, I-meng may evaporate in no time
753
01:25:56,290 --> 01:25:58,320
try to help her now!
754
01:25:59,410 --> 01:26:01,900
Chu, don't worry
755
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:06,040
a mundane being sacrifices oneself for you
756
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:07,620
one in hell returns to earth
757
01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:08,990
and is reborn
758
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:11,660
it's a swap between hell and earth
759
01:26:11,660 --> 01:26:14,570
chu, fortune did smile on you
760
01:26:14,580 --> 01:26:17,950
by dint of your strong Yang and true love
761
01:26:17,950 --> 01:26:19,620
you can shuttle between earth and hell
762
01:26:19,620 --> 01:26:23,110
and bring I-meng back to earth
763
01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:25,570
Buddha be praised!
764
01:26:26,290 --> 01:26:27,280
Thank you, priest
765
01:26:27,290 --> 01:26:28,740
don't mention it
766
01:30:28,410 --> 01:30:31,730
It's better to be an earthly man
48705
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