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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,142 --> 00:01:10,019 (narrator) Since the beginning of time, 2 00:01:11,229 --> 00:01:14,983 since the first little girl ever existed, 3 00:01:15,066 --> 00:01:18,444 there have been dolls. 4 00:01:20,571 --> 00:01:24,534 But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls. 5 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:27,870 The girls who played with them 6 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:31,374 could only ever play at being mothers. 7 00:01:31,499 --> 00:01:36,129 Which can be fun, at least for a while, anyway. 8 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:38,881 Ask your mother. 9 00:01:41,426 --> 00:01:43,469 This continued until... 10 00:01:45,471 --> 00:01:48,308 ("Thus Spake Zarathustra" plays) 11 00:01:52,395 --> 00:01:53,896 (warning buzz) 12 00:02:03,072 --> 00:02:04,407 (ting) 13 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:53,581 Yes, Barbie changed everything. 14 00:02:54,248 --> 00:02:57,126 Then, she changed it all again. 15 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,253 All of these women are Barbie, 16 00:02:59,337 --> 00:03:02,548 and Barbie is all of these women. 17 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:06,010 She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, 18 00:03:06,094 --> 00:03:08,971 but she became so much more. 19 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,808 She has her own money, her own house, 20 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:15,061 her own car, her own career. 21 00:03:15,770 --> 00:03:20,441 Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything. 22 00:03:20,525 --> 00:03:22,860 And this has been reflected back 23 00:03:22,944 --> 00:03:26,364 onto the little girls of today in the Real World. 24 00:03:26,948 --> 00:03:28,866 Girls can grow into women, 25 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:30,493 who can achieve everything 26 00:03:30,618 --> 00:03:32,912 and anything they set their mind to. 27 00:03:33,204 --> 00:03:34,497 Thanks to Barbie, 28 00:03:34,622 --> 00:03:40,169 all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved. 29 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:44,090 At least that's what the Barbies think. 30 00:03:44,173 --> 00:03:47,051 After all, they're living in Barbie Land. 31 00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:49,262 Who am I to burst their bubble? 32 00:03:50,471 --> 00:03:52,807 And here is one of those Barbies now, 33 00:03:52,890 --> 00:03:55,643 living her best day every day. 34 00:03:57,228 --> 00:03:59,355 (Lizzo) When I wake up 35 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,691 In my own pink world 36 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:05,778 I get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls 37 00:04:05,862 --> 00:04:08,114 Hey, Barbie, hey 38 00:04:08,197 --> 00:04:10,241 She's so cool 39 00:04:10,324 --> 00:04:11,492 All dolled up 40 00:04:11,617 --> 00:04:14,245 Just playing chess by the pool 41 00:04:15,663 --> 00:04:18,374 Come on, we got important things to do 42 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:22,670 It's her and her and me and you 43 00:04:22,753 --> 00:04:26,924 And pink goes with everything 44 00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:28,926 Beautiful from head to toe 45 00:04:29,010 --> 00:04:31,012 I'm read' to go, you know, you know 46 00:04:31,095 --> 00:04:35,099 It's pink, good enough to drink 47 00:04:35,391 --> 00:04:36,976 We like other colors 48 00:04:37,101 --> 00:04:39,729 But pink just looks so good on us 49 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:44,484 What you wearing? Dress or suit? 50 00:04:44,859 --> 00:04:48,613 Either way, that power looks so good on you 51 00:04:48,696 --> 00:04:52,867 Hey, Barbie, I like your style 52 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:57,205 If that was really a mirror, you'd see a perfect smile 53 00:04:57,288 --> 00:05:01,667 Round and round and round and round and 54 00:05:04,212 --> 00:05:05,755 That's my Barbie 55 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,174 Go Barbie, go Barbie 56 00:05:08,257 --> 00:05:09,800 That's my Barbie 57 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,222 That's my Barbie 58 00:05:14,305 --> 00:05:16,724 Go Barbie, go Barbie 59 00:05:16,807 --> 00:05:18,184 That's my Barbie 60 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:24,273 Come on, we got important things to do 61 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:28,361 It's her and her and me and you 62 00:05:28,444 --> 00:05:32,949 And pink goes with everything 63 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:34,617 Beautiful from head to toe 64 00:05:34,742 --> 00:05:36,744 I'm read' to go, you know, you know 65 00:05:36,827 --> 00:05:39,080 -It's pink -Pretty pink 66 00:05:39,163 --> 00:05:41,082 -Good enough to drink -Oh, yeah 67 00:05:41,165 --> 00:05:42,833 We like other colors 68 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:45,503 But pink just looks so good on us 69 00:05:45,628 --> 00:05:47,588 P, pretty 70 00:05:47,672 --> 00:05:49,507 I, intelligent 71 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:51,634 N, never sad 72 00:05:51,717 --> 00:05:53,678 K, cool 73 00:05:53,761 --> 00:05:55,096 (narrator) When you're playing with Barbies... 74 00:05:55,179 --> 00:05:55,888 Hi, Barbie. 75 00:05:55,972 --> 00:05:57,807 ...nobody bothers to walk them down the stairs 76 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,225 and out the door, et cetera. 77 00:06:00,309 --> 00:06:01,310 You just pick them up 78 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,312 and put them where you want them to go. 79 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:06,107 You'd better fly, girl, yeah, yeah 80 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:08,025 (narrator) You use your imagination. 81 00:06:08,109 --> 00:06:09,610 (Lizzo) Hey, I was still singin' 82 00:06:10,695 --> 00:06:11,821 Hi, Barbie. 83 00:06:12,321 --> 00:06:13,823 -Hi, Skipper. -Hi, Barbie. 84 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:14,615 And Midge. 85 00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:17,076 Midge was Barbie's pregnant friend. 86 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,036 -Hey, Midge -Let's not show Midge, actually. 87 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,663 She was discontinued by Mattel 88 00:06:20,746 --> 00:06:23,207 because a pregnant doll is just too weird. 89 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,167 Anyway, Barbie has another 90 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,335 big day ahead of her. 91 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,087 -Pink -Hi, Barbie! 92 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,463 Goes with everything 93 00:06:29,672 --> 00:06:31,966 -Hi, Barbie. -Morning, Barbie. Hi. 94 00:06:32,049 --> 00:06:33,092 -Good morning. -Good morning. 95 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:35,094 -Another great day. -Good morning, Barbie. 96 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:36,053 Hi. 97 00:06:37,054 --> 00:06:38,848 -Hey, ladies. -Good morning! 98 00:06:39,348 --> 00:06:41,601 (jackhammer runs) 99 00:06:41,684 --> 00:06:43,144 (woman) Everybody, turn to the Barbie next to you. 100 00:06:43,477 --> 00:06:45,354 Tell her how much you love her. Compliment her. 101 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,315 Reporter Barbie, you can ask me any question you want. 102 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,108 Well, how come you're so amazing? 103 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,276 No comment. (laughs) 104 00:06:50,359 --> 00:06:52,486 Black Barbie, President Black Barbie, President 105 00:06:52,653 --> 00:06:54,280 No, seriously, no comment. 106 00:06:54,363 --> 00:06:55,615 (laughter) 107 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:57,116 I love you guys. 108 00:06:57,199 --> 00:07:01,162 The Nobel Prize for Journalism goes to... Barbie. 109 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,998 I work very hard, so I deserve it. 110 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:05,499 And the Nobel Prize for Literature 111 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,251 goes to... Barbie. 112 00:07:07,752 --> 00:07:09,045 You're the voice of a generation. 113 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,212 I know. 114 00:07:10,338 --> 00:07:12,256 In our assessment, money is not speech, 115 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:15,217 and corporations have no free speech rights to begin with. 116 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,803 So any claim on their part to be exercising a right 117 00:07:17,887 --> 00:07:21,432 is just their attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy. 118 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:24,685 This makes me emotional, and I'm expressing it. 119 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:28,064 I have no difficulty holding both logic 120 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,149 and feeling at the same time. 121 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:33,694 And it does not diminish my powers, it expands them. 122 00:07:40,618 --> 00:07:42,578 Oh, pink 123 00:07:42,953 --> 00:07:43,996 Hi, Barbie. 124 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,290 What can't Barbie do? 125 00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:48,918 Hi, Barbie. 126 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:50,753 Yay, space! 127 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:53,589 Gosh. 128 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,843 See you later 129 00:07:59,428 --> 00:08:02,098 Barbie has a great day every day, 130 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:05,643 but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him. 131 00:08:07,603 --> 00:08:10,106 (chatter) 132 00:08:12,775 --> 00:08:13,693 Hi, Barbie! 133 00:08:14,485 --> 00:08:15,319 Hi, Ken. 134 00:08:15,403 --> 00:08:16,696 -Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Barbie! 135 00:08:16,987 --> 00:08:17,780 Hi, Barbie. 136 00:08:17,863 --> 00:08:18,739 (groans) 137 00:08:18,823 --> 00:08:19,907 -Hi, Ken. -Hi, Ken. 138 00:08:20,866 --> 00:08:21,742 -Hi, Ken. -Hi, Ken. 139 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:23,369 -Hi, Ken. -I got us both ice creams. 140 00:08:23,452 --> 00:08:25,079 -Cool. -Hi, Barbie. 141 00:08:25,162 --> 00:08:26,497 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Barbie. 142 00:08:26,622 --> 00:08:27,832 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Barbie. 143 00:08:27,915 --> 00:08:28,582 Hi, Barbie. 144 00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:29,917 -Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Ken. 145 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,710 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Ken. 146 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:32,795 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Barbie. 147 00:08:32,878 --> 00:08:34,338 Hi, Barbies. 148 00:08:34,422 --> 00:08:37,133 -Bye, Barbies. -Bye, Barbie. 149 00:08:37,508 --> 00:08:38,300 Hi, Barbie. 150 00:08:39,093 --> 00:08:40,302 Oh, hi, Allan. 151 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:43,347 There are no multiples of Allan. He's just Allan. 152 00:08:43,431 --> 00:08:46,142 Yeah, I'm, I... confused about that. 153 00:08:46,851 --> 00:08:49,145 Hey, Barbie. Check me out. 154 00:09:06,954 --> 00:09:08,164 Ken! 155 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:13,502 -Ooh! -No! 156 00:09:13,627 --> 00:09:14,962 Ohh! 157 00:09:15,045 --> 00:09:17,339 -(gasps) -Whoa! 158 00:09:18,466 --> 00:09:20,593 Oh, no! 159 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,595 (clamor) 160 00:09:22,678 --> 00:09:23,429 -Oh, my God! -Oh, look! 161 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:25,264 (man) That's gotta hurt. 162 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,849 -Ken. -Oh, hey, Barbie. 163 00:09:26,932 --> 00:09:29,435 -Hi. -How much of that did you see? 164 00:09:29,518 --> 00:09:30,728 We saw the whole thing. 165 00:09:30,811 --> 00:09:32,605 Let's get you up on your feet, Ken. There you go. 166 00:09:32,688 --> 00:09:34,648 -You guys are so strong. -Use your legs. There he is. 167 00:09:34,732 --> 00:09:37,109 -You okay? -Yep. Totally. 168 00:09:37,193 --> 00:09:38,319 Looks like this beach was 169 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:39,737 a little too much beach for you, Ken. 170 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:40,988 If I wasn't severely injured, 171 00:09:41,071 --> 00:09:43,199 I would beach you off right now, Ken. 172 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,492 I'll beach off with you any day, Ken. 173 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,327 Hold my ice cream, Ken. 174 00:09:47,328 --> 00:09:48,871 All right, Ken, you're on. 175 00:09:49,914 --> 00:09:50,915 Let's beach off. 176 00:09:50,998 --> 00:09:52,041 Anyone who wants to beach him off 177 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,334 has to beach me off first. 178 00:09:53,417 --> 00:09:55,586 I will beach both of you off at the same time. 179 00:09:55,669 --> 00:09:57,213 But you don't even know how to beach yourself off. 180 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:58,130 How you gonna beach both of us off? 181 00:09:58,214 --> 00:09:59,632 Okay, all right. Kens? 182 00:09:59,715 --> 00:10:01,175 Why are you getting emotional? 183 00:10:01,258 --> 00:10:04,637 Come on, Kens. Nobody's gonna beach anyone off. 184 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:06,013 Okay? 185 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,223 Let's go. 186 00:10:08,182 --> 00:10:09,433 -Okay, okay. -Okay. 187 00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:11,227 -You did so well. -You still hurt? 188 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,436 We'll get you fixed up. 189 00:10:19,777 --> 00:10:20,945 -Go! -Go! 190 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,782 -Barbie, hold my hand! -You're okay. 191 00:10:25,199 --> 00:10:26,534 Stay with me, Barbie! 192 00:10:27,284 --> 00:10:28,202 (shutter flashes) 193 00:10:28,285 --> 00:10:29,245 Great. 194 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,288 Not even broken. You'll be fine. 195 00:10:31,372 --> 00:10:33,958 Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize. 196 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:35,459 You're very brave, Ken. 197 00:10:36,794 --> 00:10:38,629 -Thank you, Barbie. -Yeah. 198 00:10:38,712 --> 00:10:40,005 You know surfer is not even my job. 199 00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:40,756 I know. 200 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,926 And it is not lifeguard, which is a common misconception. 201 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:46,220 -Very common. -Because actually my job... 202 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,765 -...it's just beach. -Right. 203 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,684 And what a good job you do at beach. 204 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,060 You should heal up in no time. 205 00:10:53,143 --> 00:10:54,687 Actually, in the time that it took for me 206 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:56,230 to say that sentence, you healed. 207 00:10:56,313 --> 00:10:57,940 -Fantastic. -Nice. 208 00:10:58,023 --> 00:10:59,108 -Hey, Barbie. -Yeah? 209 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,234 Can I come to your house tonight? 210 00:11:00,317 --> 00:11:01,193 Sure. 211 00:11:01,277 --> 00:11:02,278 I don't have anything big planned. 212 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:03,487 Just a giant blowout party 213 00:11:03,571 --> 00:11:06,115 with all the Barbies and planned choreography and a bespoke song. 214 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,491 You should stop by. 215 00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:08,993 -So cool. -Yeah. 216 00:11:09,159 --> 00:11:11,954 -Okay. Bye. -Okay. Bye. Goodbye. 217 00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:16,083 Baby, you can find me under the lights 218 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,127 Diamonds under my eyes 219 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,295 Turn the rhythm up 220 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,590 Don't you wanna just come along for the ride? 221 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,425 Ooh, my outfit so tight 222 00:11:24,508 --> 00:11:26,969 You can see my heartbeat tonight 223 00:11:27,052 --> 00:11:29,179 I can take the heat, baby, best believe 224 00:11:29,263 --> 00:11:31,098 That's the moment I shine 225 00:11:31,181 --> 00:11:33,517 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends 226 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:35,603 Don't give a damn 227 00:11:35,686 --> 00:11:37,688 When the night's here, I don't do tears 228 00:11:37,771 --> 00:11:40,024 Baby, no chance 229 00:11:40,107 --> 00:11:44,904 I can dance, I can dance, I can dance 230 00:11:44,987 --> 00:11:47,781 -Watch me -Dance 231 00:11:47,865 --> 00:11:49,783 Dance the night away 232 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,243 My heart could be burnin' 233 00:11:51,327 --> 00:11:53,287 But you won't see it on my face 234 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,204 PRESIDENT 235 00:11:54,288 --> 00:11:56,373 Watch me dance 236 00:11:56,457 --> 00:11:58,584 Dance the night away 237 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,628 I'll still keep the party runnin' 238 00:12:00,711 --> 00:12:02,171 Not one hair out of place 239 00:12:02,296 --> 00:12:03,005 (echo) Place, place 240 00:12:03,088 --> 00:12:07,176 Lately I've been movin' close to the edge 241 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,637 Still be lookin' my best 242 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,805 I stay on the beat, you can count on me 243 00:12:11,889 --> 00:12:13,891 I ain't missin' no steps 244 00:12:13,974 --> 00:12:16,060 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends 245 00:12:16,143 --> 00:12:18,228 Don't give a damn 246 00:12:18,312 --> 00:12:19,188 When the night's here... 247 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,398 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Ken. 248 00:12:22,566 --> 00:12:27,571 I could dance, I could dance, I could dance 249 00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:28,364 Watch me 250 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,449 -Looking good, Barbie. -Thanks, Ken. 251 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,409 Dance the night away 252 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,994 My heart could be burnin' 253 00:12:34,078 --> 00:12:36,372 But you won't see it on my face 254 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:41,293 Watch me dance, dance the night away 255 00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:43,003 I'll still keep the party runnin' 256 00:12:43,087 --> 00:12:44,421 Not one hair out of place 257 00:12:44,505 --> 00:12:46,423 -Oh, hi, Ken. -Hi! 258 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,217 -Yes, yes, yes! -Hi, Barbie. 259 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,802 -Hi, Barbie. -Barbies! 260 00:12:50,678 --> 00:12:51,929 What's up, Ken? 261 00:12:53,764 --> 00:12:55,891 I don't play safe 262 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,644 -Don't you know about me? -Uh-huh 263 00:12:58,727 --> 00:13:03,148 I could dance, I could dance, I could dance 264 00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:06,986 Hey, Barbie. Check me out. 265 00:13:07,361 --> 00:13:09,321 I'll still keep the party runnin' 266 00:13:09,405 --> 00:13:10,322 Not one hair out of place 267 00:13:10,406 --> 00:13:12,199 Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken! 268 00:13:14,076 --> 00:13:15,160 What? 269 00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:16,745 This is a real rager, Barbie. 270 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,832 Thanks, Barbie. Gosh, this night is just perfect. 271 00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:21,333 It's perfectly perfect. 272 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,627 And you look so beautiful, Barbie. 273 00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:25,587 Thanks, Barbie. I feel so beautiful. 274 00:13:25,713 --> 00:13:27,506 -So do I. -This is the best day ever. 275 00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:28,841 It is the best day ever. 276 00:13:28,924 --> 00:13:30,926 And so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, 277 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,137 and so is the day after tomorrow and even Wednesdays 278 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:34,555 and every day from now until forever. 279 00:13:34,638 --> 00:13:36,140 Yeah, Barbie! 280 00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:38,767 You guys ever think about dying? 281 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:39,852 (needle scratches record) 282 00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:50,821 I don't know why I just said that. 283 00:13:52,573 --> 00:13:55,367 I'm just dying to dance. 284 00:13:55,451 --> 00:13:57,953 -(music resumes) -(cheering) 285 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,754 I don't play safe 286 00:14:06,837 --> 00:14:09,423 -Don't you know about me? -Uh-huh 287 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:13,177 I could dance, I could dance, I could dance 288 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:15,095 Dance the night 289 00:14:33,947 --> 00:14:34,990 Wow. (chuckles) 290 00:14:35,449 --> 00:14:36,784 You can go now. 291 00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,119 I thought I might stay over tonight. 292 00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:40,162 Why? 293 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:41,872 Because we're girlfriend/boyfriend. 294 00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:43,457 To do what? 295 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,251 I'm actually not sure. 296 00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:49,630 Oh, but, I don't want you here. 297 00:14:49,713 --> 00:14:50,798 Is it Ken? 298 00:14:50,881 --> 00:14:52,466 Ken's just a really good friend. 299 00:14:52,549 --> 00:14:54,551 And this is my Dreamhouse. It's Barbie's Dreamhouse. 300 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,512 It's not Ken's Dreamhouse. Right? 301 00:14:56,637 --> 00:14:58,388 (laughs) Right as always. 302 00:14:58,514 --> 00:15:00,224 Okay. And it's girls' night. 303 00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:02,351 Come on, Barbie! Slumber party! 304 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,811 Hurry up. The President's here. 305 00:15:03,894 --> 00:15:05,312 I am. You're welcome. 306 00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:09,191 -Every night is girls' night. -Mm-hmm. Every night. Forever. 307 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,986 -Every night. -Forever and ever. 308 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:14,780 -Good night. -Good night. 309 00:15:16,865 --> 00:15:19,868 (Barbies scream and laugh) 310 00:15:20,994 --> 00:15:22,079 (whispers) I love you, too. 311 00:15:22,162 --> 00:15:25,374 (Barbies) Girls' night! Girls' night! Girls' night! 312 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,126 I can't. I gotta go. 313 00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:30,420 (Barbies, chanting) Girls' night! Girls' night! Girls' night! 314 00:15:30,504 --> 00:15:33,590 Girls' night! Girls' night! Girls' night! 315 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,552 Good night, Barbies! 316 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:39,054 I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore. 317 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,358 (birds chirping) 318 00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:02,119 (music blares) 319 00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:06,415 When I wake up in my own pink world 320 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,416 Hi, Barbie. 321 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:10,460 I get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls 322 00:16:10,544 --> 00:16:12,713 -Hey, Barbie -Hey 323 00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:14,965 -Why so stressed? -Hi, Barbie. 324 00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:16,925 Could it be those irrepressible... 325 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,386 -Hi, Barbie. -...thoughts of death 326 00:16:20,095 --> 00:16:23,223 Come on, we got important things to-- Ooh! 327 00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:27,311 It's her, and her, and me and you 328 00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:30,689 And pink goes with everything 329 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:31,857 Oh, that's cold 330 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,650 Beautiful from head to toe 331 00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:35,694 I'm read' to go, you know, you know 332 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,030 It's pink, it's gonna be all right 333 00:16:38,113 --> 00:16:40,032 Good enough to drink 334 00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:44,203 We like other colors, but pink just looks so good on us 335 00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:46,413 P, panic 336 00:16:46,496 --> 00:16:48,498 I, I'm scared 337 00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:50,667 N, nauseous 338 00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:52,252 K, death 339 00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:55,047 That's my Barbie 340 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,299 Go Barbie, go Barbie 341 00:16:57,424 --> 00:16:59,718 That's my Barbie, ooh-ooh 342 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:00,844 Aah! 343 00:17:00,969 --> 00:17:03,013 Oh, girl, you okay? 344 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:04,890 Hi, Barbie. 345 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:08,644 I'm fine. A-okay. 346 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:12,147 -You got it, Barbie. -Let's go, Barbie! 347 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,315 Great cheer, Kens. 348 00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:14,650 High five! 349 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,151 Hey, Barbie. 350 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,320 Come on, Barbie. Let's run towards the water. 351 00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:19,488 Okay. 352 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,084 My feet! 353 00:17:35,128 --> 00:17:36,046 Oh, no. 354 00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:38,966 Yes! So good! 355 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:44,846 Hey, Barbie. 356 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:45,764 -Hi. -Are you okay? 357 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,808 -Hey, Barbie. -Yeah, Barbie. I just fell. 358 00:17:47,891 --> 00:17:49,434 -Fell? -I'm so embarrassed. 359 00:17:49,559 --> 00:17:51,103 -Barbie doesn't get embarrassed. -I know. 360 00:17:51,186 --> 00:17:53,230 Barbie, I don't even have context for this, 361 00:17:53,313 --> 00:17:57,109 but my feet... my heels are on the ground. 362 00:17:57,192 --> 00:17:58,944 I'm no longer on tiptoes. 363 00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:00,445 That's okay. Let me see. 364 00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:03,573 (gasp) 365 00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:06,410 Flat feet! 366 00:18:06,493 --> 00:18:09,371 (screaming) 367 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,790 (retching) 368 00:18:15,669 --> 00:18:16,920 Stop it, Ken. 369 00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:18,714 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 370 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,132 I know I'm Stereotypical Barbie 371 00:18:20,215 --> 00:18:21,842 and therefore don't form conjectures 372 00:18:21,925 --> 00:18:24,052 concerning the causality of adjacent unfolding events, 373 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,305 but some things have been happening that might be related. 374 00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:28,557 (sighs) 375 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,434 Bad breath this morning, a cold shower, 376 00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:32,185 burnt waffle, and falling off my roof. 377 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,228 You're malfunctioning. 378 00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:36,481 What? No, I'm just, I'm-- Am I? 379 00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:38,191 I've never seen this kind of malfunction before. 380 00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:40,360 It's usually just hair-related. 381 00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:42,946 You know, you're gonna have to visit Weird Barbie. 382 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,866 I have never had to visit Weird Barbie. 383 00:18:45,949 --> 00:18:47,617 That's because you've never malfunctioned. 384 00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:49,244 I heard that she used to be 385 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,912 the most beautiful Barbie of all, 386 00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:54,249 but then someone played with her too hard in the Real World. 387 00:19:05,427 --> 00:19:07,095 And now she's fated to an eternity 388 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,638 of making other Barbies perfect 389 00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:11,141 while falling more and more into disrepair herself. 390 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,101 That, and we all call her Weird Barbie 391 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,520 both behind her back and also to her face. 392 00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:16,980 She's so weird. 393 00:19:18,398 --> 00:19:20,650 Why is she always in the splits? 394 00:19:27,741 --> 00:19:31,828 Oh, I would never wear heels if my feet were shaped this way. 395 00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:36,792 Hello? 396 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:37,584 Woof. 397 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:38,377 Oh. 398 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:39,961 Bark. 399 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,631 Woof. 400 00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:45,050 Bark. 401 00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:48,970 Hey. What's cookin', good-lookin'? 402 00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:50,889 -Hi. -Welcome. 403 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:52,933 Welcome to my Weirdhouse. 404 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:59,022 -Hi, how are ya? -Nice to meet you. 405 00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:01,316 Sorry about the dog crap. What can I do ya for? 406 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,694 I just had to come see you about my feet. 407 00:20:04,778 --> 00:20:06,113 They're, um... 408 00:20:12,494 --> 00:20:14,037 Flat. 409 00:20:14,121 --> 00:20:15,038 Yeah. 410 00:20:15,122 --> 00:20:17,040 -Never seen that before. -Really? 411 00:20:17,124 --> 00:20:17,916 Whoa. 412 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,877 Okay. Well, can you, you know, fix them? 413 00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:22,129 You're Stereotypical Barbie, right? 414 00:20:22,212 --> 00:20:23,213 Mm-hmm. 415 00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:28,718 That Ken of yours, he is one nice-looking little protein pot. 416 00:20:29,052 --> 00:20:29,886 I guess. 417 00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:31,263 I'd like to see what kind of nude blob 418 00:20:31,346 --> 00:20:33,723 he's packing under those jeans. 419 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,476 -Anyway, what preceded this? -Oh, nothing. 420 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,396 A really fun game of volleyball. 421 00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:42,899 -That's it? -Thoughts of death. 422 00:20:43,358 --> 00:20:44,359 What is it? 423 00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:48,697 Maybe some thoughts of death? 424 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,490 Thoughts of death! 425 00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:52,659 -Is that a problem? -Oh. 426 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,494 -What? -I've heard of this. 427 00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:57,456 Of course, I didn't think it was possible, but it's real. 428 00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:01,751 Oh, you've done it. You've opened a portal. 429 00:21:01,835 --> 00:21:03,170 I didn't open a portal. 430 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:07,382 Someone did, and now there is a rip in the continuum 431 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:10,302 that is the membrane between Barbie Land and the Real World, 432 00:21:10,385 --> 00:21:12,095 and if you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie 433 00:21:12,179 --> 00:21:14,598 perfect again, then, baby girl, you gotta go fix it. 434 00:21:14,681 --> 00:21:16,183 Or you're gonna keep going funny. 435 00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:17,309 Look at your upper thigh. 436 00:21:18,643 --> 00:21:21,021 -(gasps) What is that? -That's cellulite. 437 00:21:21,104 --> 00:21:22,439 -That's gonna spread everywhere. -What? 438 00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:23,982 And then you're gonna start getting sad 439 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,650 and mushy and complicated. 440 00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:27,027 -No! -(hisses) 441 00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:28,278 What do I have to do? 442 00:21:28,862 --> 00:21:30,405 You have to go 443 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,907 -to the Real World. -Okay. 444 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,075 And you have to find the girl who's playing with you. 445 00:21:34,201 --> 00:21:35,160 Playing with me? 446 00:21:35,243 --> 00:21:36,411 We're all being played with, babe. 447 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,997 But usually there's some kind of separation. Thanks. 448 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,084 There's the girl and the doll. And never the twain shall cross. 449 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:44,586 -The twain is crossing? -Yes. 450 00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:46,755 And the girl who's playing with you, she must be sad, 451 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,715 and her thoughts and feelings and humanness 452 00:21:48,798 --> 00:21:50,967 are interfering with your dollness. 453 00:21:51,218 --> 00:21:52,719 Why would she be sad? 454 00:21:52,802 --> 00:21:55,472 We fixed everything so that all women in the Real World 455 00:21:55,639 --> 00:21:56,973 can be happy and powerful. 456 00:21:57,057 --> 00:21:58,225 I don't know, but if you ask me, 457 00:21:58,308 --> 00:21:59,809 you had something to do with this too. 458 00:21:59,893 --> 00:22:00,602 Me? 459 00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:02,312 -Takes two to rip a portal. -I can't have. 460 00:22:02,395 --> 00:22:03,688 I've only ever wanted 461 00:22:03,772 --> 00:22:05,607 for everything to stay exactly as it is. 462 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:06,650 Well, be that as it may, 463 00:22:06,733 --> 00:22:10,487 the two of you are becoming inextricably intertwined. 464 00:22:10,737 --> 00:22:12,781 And you gotta help her to help yourself. 465 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,078 (girls' voices) 466 00:22:18,787 --> 00:22:19,663 So, should-- Whoo! 467 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,581 So, what'll it be then? 468 00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:23,124 You can go back to your regular life 469 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,834 and forget any of this ever happened, 470 00:22:24,918 --> 00:22:27,754 or you can know the truth about the universe. 471 00:22:28,755 --> 00:22:31,466 The choice is now yours. 472 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,426 The first one. The high heel. 473 00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:36,179 No. We'll do a re-do. 474 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:38,348 You're supposed to want to know. 475 00:22:38,431 --> 00:22:39,307 I don't. 476 00:22:39,432 --> 00:22:40,725 Babe, listen. 477 00:22:40,809 --> 00:22:42,769 You have to want to know, okay? Do it again. 478 00:22:42,852 --> 00:22:45,021 I'm not Adventure Barbie. I'm Stereotypical Barbie. 479 00:22:45,105 --> 00:22:46,314 I'm like the Barbie you think of 480 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:48,191 when someone says, "Think of a Barbie." 481 00:22:48,858 --> 00:22:49,651 That's me. 482 00:22:50,652 --> 00:22:53,697 I'm bummed. You're a bummer. That's a bummer. 483 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,782 Okay, I'm ready to forget now. 484 00:22:55,865 --> 00:22:58,076 No! You're doing this one! 485 00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,369 I just gave you a choice 486 00:22:59,452 --> 00:23:00,996 so you could feel some sense of control. 487 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:02,998 -So there is no option one? -No! 488 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:06,251 You have to fix the rip yourself. 489 00:23:06,334 --> 00:23:08,628 Don't blame me, blame Mattel. They make the rules. 490 00:23:08,712 --> 00:23:10,130 Oh, I don't want to. 491 00:23:10,213 --> 00:23:11,840 Fine, get cellulite. I don't care. 492 00:23:12,132 --> 00:23:14,384 No! No, no, no. No. Okay. Yeah. 493 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,930 Send me through the portal. 494 00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:21,308 Okay. There's actually no portal. 495 00:23:21,391 --> 00:23:22,767 -Oh. -It's a figure of speech. 496 00:23:22,851 --> 00:23:25,478 It's actually a sports car to a speedboat, 497 00:23:25,562 --> 00:23:28,148 to a rocket ship, to a tandem bike, 498 00:23:28,231 --> 00:23:30,859 to a camper van, fun, to a snowmobile, brr... 499 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:32,277 which will take you most of the way 500 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,945 to the state of Los Angeles, 501 00:23:34,029 --> 00:23:35,947 where you will don neon and Rollerblades, 502 00:23:36,031 --> 00:23:38,158 and enter the country of California. 503 00:23:38,658 --> 00:23:40,702 Weird, I know. Best if you don't think about it too much. 504 00:23:40,785 --> 00:23:43,413 And then when I get there, how do I find this girl? 505 00:23:44,372 --> 00:23:45,624 You will know. 506 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:48,627 Okay. And how do I get back? 507 00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:50,378 The same way you came, but in reverse. 508 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:53,298 Like I should move forward but do the order backward or go-- 509 00:23:53,423 --> 00:23:55,300 -Don't overthink it. -Oh. Okay. 510 00:23:55,383 --> 00:23:59,679 For you see, if you do not find her and fix things, 511 00:23:59,763 --> 00:24:01,514 what's ugly will become uglier, 512 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,433 and what's weird will become weirder. 513 00:24:03,516 --> 00:24:05,310 And then you'll look like me. 514 00:24:05,393 --> 00:24:06,645 Aah! Oh. 515 00:24:07,771 --> 00:24:08,730 Sorry. 516 00:24:09,564 --> 00:24:11,733 I understand. I set myself up for that. 517 00:24:12,025 --> 00:24:14,027 -Anyway, I believe in you. -Thank you. 518 00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:16,529 Go. Be careful. I love you. 519 00:24:16,946 --> 00:24:18,990 -Bye. -Bye. 520 00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:21,159 (crowd) Bon voyage to reality, 521 00:24:21,284 --> 00:24:24,079 and good luck restoring the membrane 522 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:26,873 that separates our world from theirs 523 00:24:26,956 --> 00:24:29,000 so you don't get cellulite! 524 00:24:29,084 --> 00:24:30,835 (cheering) 525 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,128 I guess she's going without you. 526 00:24:32,212 --> 00:24:33,546 You're so lost, Ken. 527 00:24:33,630 --> 00:24:36,091 -(laughs) -She literally asked me. 528 00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:38,301 And I was like, "I prefer to stay here." 529 00:24:38,385 --> 00:24:39,678 Why? Are you scared? 530 00:24:39,761 --> 00:24:41,846 -No. -(laughs) I bet you're scared. 531 00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:43,932 And I bet she doesn't even want you to go. 532 00:24:44,641 --> 00:24:46,101 Well, you bet both those things incorrectly, 533 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:48,061 and I bet in the opposite direction. 534 00:24:48,144 --> 00:24:49,396 -Yeah? -Yeah. 535 00:24:49,479 --> 00:24:52,732 Which way is that? You don't even know. 536 00:24:52,857 --> 00:24:53,775 I just don't want to leave. 537 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,694 I'm trying to find reasons not to leave. 538 00:24:55,777 --> 00:24:56,611 Please stay. 539 00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:58,154 I'm gonna miss you guys so much. 540 00:24:58,238 --> 00:25:00,782 I just wish someone could come with me, but you can't. 541 00:25:00,865 --> 00:25:01,783 I should do this alone. 542 00:25:01,908 --> 00:25:03,618 -What bird am I thinking of? -Parrot. 543 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,203 Dolphin. I mean, no, a bird. 544 00:25:06,162 --> 00:25:07,038 Pelican. 545 00:25:07,122 --> 00:25:08,248 -Ohh. -Man. 546 00:25:08,873 --> 00:25:09,916 We'll miss you, Barbie. 547 00:25:09,999 --> 00:25:11,459 I'll be back in no time, with perfect feet, 548 00:25:11,626 --> 00:25:13,336 and we'll forget that this ever happened. 549 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,504 And you'll get to see all the good work 550 00:25:14,629 --> 00:25:15,964 we've done to fix the world. 551 00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:17,716 You'll be such a hero to them. 552 00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:19,592 All those grateful, powerful women 553 00:25:19,676 --> 00:25:21,886 who owe their wonderful lives to Barbie. 554 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:24,013 I'll bet every woman will say thank you 555 00:25:24,139 --> 00:25:25,557 and give you a really big hug. 556 00:25:25,849 --> 00:25:28,768 Yes, you're right. Here I go. 557 00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:30,437 Bye. 558 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:33,273 -Bye, Barbie. -Bye. 559 00:25:34,816 --> 00:25:37,068 Bye, Barbie. Good luck in reality. 560 00:25:37,152 --> 00:25:39,237 -Watch for cellulite! -(horn honks) 561 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,992 I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains 562 00:25:44,117 --> 00:25:48,455 I looked to the children, I drank from the fountains 563 00:25:48,913 --> 00:25:52,959 There's more than one answer to these questions 564 00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:56,045 Pointing me in a crooked line 565 00:25:56,129 --> 00:26:00,049 And the less I seek my source for some definitive 566 00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:05,096 Closer I am to fine 567 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:07,098 -Closer I am to fi-- -Closer I am to fi-- 568 00:26:07,182 --> 00:26:09,350 -Aah! -Aah! 569 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:12,854 (continue screaming) 570 00:26:14,689 --> 00:26:16,316 (panting) What are you doing here? 571 00:26:16,399 --> 00:26:17,400 I'm coming with you. 572 00:26:17,484 --> 00:26:19,778 -No. Please get out. -I can't. 573 00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:21,404 I made a double bet with Ken, 574 00:26:21,529 --> 00:26:24,282 and you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken. 575 00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:25,742 Ken's not cool! 576 00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:27,035 He is to me. 577 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,661 You're just gonna slow me down. 578 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:30,747 Barbie, what if there's beach? 579 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:32,957 You'll need someone who's a professional in that. 580 00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:36,586 Did you bring your Rollerblades? 581 00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:39,297 I literally go nowhere without them. 582 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,926 -Please? -Okay. 583 00:26:43,009 --> 00:26:44,427 Wow. (chuckling) 584 00:26:44,511 --> 00:26:46,137 Let's do this. 585 00:26:46,221 --> 00:26:47,555 -Can I sit in the front? -No. 586 00:26:49,182 --> 00:26:52,769 (narrator) And so Barbie and Ken set off on their adventure 587 00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:54,854 to the Real World. 588 00:27:27,554 --> 00:27:29,848 -Barbie. -Wow. (laughs) 589 00:27:29,931 --> 00:27:30,890 Yes! 590 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:41,484 Wow. This is the Real World. 591 00:27:41,609 --> 00:27:43,987 Barbie, I told you there'd be beach. 592 00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:44,779 Yeah. 593 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:47,866 (onlookers whistle) 594 00:27:51,661 --> 00:27:52,620 Hmm. 595 00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:54,455 Oh, yeah! 596 00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,126 -(wolf whistle) -What's going on? 597 00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,169 Give us a smile, blondie. 598 00:28:01,754 --> 00:28:03,172 Why are these men looking at me? 599 00:28:03,256 --> 00:28:04,966 Yeah, they're also staring at me. 600 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:06,259 Oh, love that! 601 00:28:06,843 --> 00:28:07,594 Wow. 602 00:28:07,677 --> 00:28:10,221 I feel kind of ill at ease, like... 603 00:28:10,847 --> 00:28:12,348 I don't know the word for it, but I'm... 604 00:28:12,432 --> 00:28:13,349 (man) Nice leotard. 605 00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:17,145 ...conscious, but it's myself that I'm conscious of. 606 00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:18,354 (Ken) I'm not getting any of that. 607 00:28:18,438 --> 00:28:20,732 I feel what could only be described as admired. 608 00:28:20,815 --> 00:28:22,901 -(man) Damn, girl! -But not ogled. 609 00:28:22,984 --> 00:28:23,902 (man) You're hot. 610 00:28:23,985 --> 00:28:25,612 And there's no undertone of violence. 611 00:28:25,695 --> 00:28:28,156 Mine very much has an undertone of violence. 612 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:30,325 Oh, look, a construction site. 613 00:28:30,450 --> 00:28:32,285 We need that good feminine energy. 614 00:28:32,368 --> 00:28:34,579 -Yeah. -Ladies! Yoo-hoo. 615 00:28:34,662 --> 00:28:36,581 -Oh. -You got fries with that shake? 616 00:28:36,664 --> 00:28:38,541 If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me? 617 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:39,459 Have I died and gone to heaven? 618 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:40,460 Is that a mirror in your pocket? 619 00:28:40,543 --> 00:28:41,502 Baby, you are an angel. 620 00:28:41,628 --> 00:28:42,670 I can see myself in your shorts. 621 00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:44,172 I don't know exactly what you meant 622 00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:45,673 with all of those little quips, 623 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:47,634 but I'm picking up on some sort of entendre, 624 00:28:47,717 --> 00:28:49,260 which appears to be double, 625 00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:50,929 and I would just like to inform you, 626 00:28:51,012 --> 00:28:53,389 I do not have a vagina. 627 00:28:54,390 --> 00:28:56,309 And he does not have a penis. 628 00:28:56,392 --> 00:28:58,186 We don't have genitals. 629 00:28:58,269 --> 00:28:59,228 -That's okay. -Yeah. 630 00:28:59,312 --> 00:29:00,772 -Yeah, whatever. Yeah. -It's cool. 631 00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:03,232 I have all the genitals. 632 00:29:03,858 --> 00:29:04,692 Geez, you would think 633 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,235 a construction site at lunch time 634 00:29:06,319 --> 00:29:08,488 would be the perfect place for a little woman power, 635 00:29:08,571 --> 00:29:11,491 but this one was so... male. 636 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:16,162 Everything is almost like... reversed here. 637 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:20,208 Oh, look. 638 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:21,334 The Supreme Court. 639 00:29:21,417 --> 00:29:22,961 -(Ken) They're so smart. -Yeah. 640 00:29:23,044 --> 00:29:25,213 (man) Yeah, Brian, do it, bro! 641 00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:26,547 (slap) 642 00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:32,387 I love me a leotard. 643 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:33,972 I love the elbow pads. 644 00:29:34,055 --> 00:29:36,057 I think we should get some different clothes. 645 00:29:38,434 --> 00:29:39,811 We look great. 646 00:29:39,894 --> 00:29:41,396 -I love fringe. -I love denim. 647 00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:42,772 -Ha ha ha ha! -(laughs) 648 00:29:43,356 --> 00:29:44,607 Hey, man. 649 00:29:44,941 --> 00:29:46,943 You guys gotta pay for that stuff. 650 00:29:49,737 --> 00:29:51,239 She looks even better in more clothes. 651 00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:52,824 Because you can imagine more. 652 00:29:52,949 --> 00:29:55,076 You know what? Keep 'em. 653 00:29:55,618 --> 00:29:57,912 Weird Barbie said I would know how to find this girl, 654 00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:59,831 but I have no idea. 655 00:29:59,914 --> 00:30:00,873 Hmm. 656 00:30:00,957 --> 00:30:02,458 What would a smart Barbie do? 657 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,877 I just need to clear my mind so I can think. 658 00:30:05,253 --> 00:30:07,255 Who is playing with me? 659 00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:09,257 I hate it when people think. I get so bored. 660 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,634 Faster I figure it out, the faster we get to go home. 661 00:30:12,051 --> 00:30:13,886 -What am I supposed to do? -Ken! 662 00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:15,513 -Go for a walk or something. -By myself? 663 00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:16,806 -Yes. -Really? Where? 664 00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:18,182 Anywhere. 665 00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:20,101 -Can I go that way? -Yes. Okay. 666 00:30:25,982 --> 00:30:27,442 -Don't go far. -Okay! 667 00:30:29,193 --> 00:30:30,903 (exhales) 668 00:30:32,196 --> 00:30:33,281 (man) Excuse me, sir. 669 00:30:34,323 --> 00:30:35,366 Thanks, man. 670 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:47,045 What's up, man? 671 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:48,796 We've got to man up on this one. 672 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,714 Great workout, man. 673 00:30:49,797 --> 00:30:50,965 (men) Men, men, men. 674 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:53,634 -You're the man! -No, you're the man! 675 00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,053 Men, men, men. 676 00:31:01,434 --> 00:31:02,935 (horse neighs) 677 00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:07,857 Based on the ROI, we are exceeding expectations. 678 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:09,025 Good stuff. 679 00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:09,942 I'm not worried about it. 680 00:31:10,026 --> 00:31:11,736 Not now, Margaret. Let's shake on this. 681 00:31:11,819 --> 00:31:12,820 We are gonna make a lot of money. 682 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:13,863 We are officially important. 683 00:31:13,946 --> 00:31:15,531 -(businessmen laugh) -Mm-hmm. 684 00:31:29,212 --> 00:31:30,171 (gunshot) 685 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:38,221 Yes! 686 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:46,914 That felt... 687 00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:50,668 ...achy, but good. 688 00:32:52,211 --> 00:32:54,213 (chatter) 689 00:32:59,302 --> 00:33:01,220 (man) I'm just trying to make this work. 690 00:33:01,304 --> 00:33:02,680 (woman) How, by calling me a lunatic? 691 00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:04,348 That's not how you make things work. 692 00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:05,516 I don't know what this is all-- 693 00:33:19,405 --> 00:33:21,741 (men conversing indistinctly) 694 00:33:45,306 --> 00:33:46,891 You're so beautiful. 695 00:33:48,309 --> 00:33:49,769 I know it. 696 00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:55,149 (chuckles) 697 00:33:56,692 --> 00:33:58,903 Barbie! Barbie! 698 00:33:58,986 --> 00:33:59,820 Yes! 699 00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:00,947 (both) I've got it! 700 00:34:01,030 --> 00:34:01,989 Oh, what do you got? 701 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:03,491 -You go first. -No, no, you go. 702 00:34:03,658 --> 00:34:04,951 -We'll go at the same time. -Okay. 703 00:34:05,409 --> 00:34:07,161 -She's at school. -Men rule the world! 704 00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:08,996 -What was that? -The kid's at the school? 705 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,039 But what did you say? 706 00:34:10,122 --> 00:34:11,415 -Nothing. -Okay. 707 00:34:11,499 --> 00:34:13,417 -Well, let's go to the school. -Okay! 708 00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:14,961 Now, come on. 709 00:34:30,059 --> 00:34:32,061 (phone rings) 710 00:34:32,645 --> 00:34:34,522 -Hello. -This is Dan of the FBI. 711 00:34:34,689 --> 00:34:36,065 Oh. This is Aaron at Mattel. 712 00:34:36,148 --> 00:34:37,817 I don't give a flying squirrel who you are, Aaron. 713 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:39,694 -What are you, like an intern? -No, I'm-- 714 00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,362 Two of your dolls have gotten loose. 715 00:34:41,445 --> 00:34:42,446 Impossible. 716 00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:43,906 -How do you know? -Don't sass me, Aaron. 717 00:34:43,990 --> 00:34:46,284 Couple of blondes, answering to Barbie and Ken. 718 00:34:46,409 --> 00:34:47,827 Rollerblading in Santa Monica. 719 00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:49,954 We're gonna need Mattel's help landing the eagle. 720 00:34:50,037 --> 00:34:51,455 Don't crap the bed, Aaron! 721 00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:52,456 I won't. 722 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:53,541 (Dan hangs up) 723 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,627 This is bad. This is really bad. 724 00:34:57,169 --> 00:34:59,130 -What? -Th-this happened before. 725 00:34:59,422 --> 00:35:00,339 What? When? 726 00:35:00,423 --> 00:35:02,758 I heard about ten years ago, a woman named Skipper 727 00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:04,635 turned up at some family's home in Key West. 728 00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,512 Asked to babysit the kids. 729 00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:08,139 She then tried to take their toddler surfing. 730 00:35:08,222 --> 00:35:09,223 -Geez. -I know. 731 00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:10,808 They were able to straighten it out, keep it under wraps, 732 00:35:10,891 --> 00:35:13,436 but this is serious. 733 00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:16,022 -I'm going all the way up. -No one goes all the way up. 734 00:35:16,105 --> 00:35:18,107 -I have to. -You may never come back. 735 00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:20,735 I know. 736 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:28,075 (humming) 737 00:35:30,703 --> 00:35:34,165 Closer I am to fine 738 00:35:34,248 --> 00:35:36,625 (humming) Oh. 739 00:35:36,709 --> 00:35:38,461 -Hey. -Oh, hi, Aaron. 740 00:35:38,544 --> 00:35:39,962 -New drawings? -Yeah. 741 00:35:40,046 --> 00:35:42,840 I just started drawing these weird designs. 742 00:35:42,923 --> 00:35:44,216 These are different. 743 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:46,302 It's Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie. 744 00:35:47,136 --> 00:35:48,721 Full Body Cellulite Barbie. 745 00:35:49,221 --> 00:35:50,639 Crippling Shame Barbie. 746 00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:54,226 Okay. Listen, I have to speak to the top brass. 747 00:35:54,310 --> 00:35:55,394 -No. -I must. 748 00:35:55,478 --> 00:35:56,687 -No. -I'm going to. 749 00:35:56,771 --> 00:35:58,939 Aaron, they're in a big corporate idea sesh. 750 00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:00,066 No one is to be admitted. 751 00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:02,109 -Aaron! Aaron! Aaron, stop! -Always be empowering girls. 752 00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:03,194 Always! 753 00:36:03,319 --> 00:36:05,321 -But what do we really sell? -I'll tell you what. 754 00:36:05,446 --> 00:36:06,739 -(receptionist) Aaron. -We sell dreams. 755 00:36:07,073 --> 00:36:08,866 And imagination! 756 00:36:09,742 --> 00:36:11,452 And sparkle! 757 00:36:11,827 --> 00:36:13,204 I get excited. I'm passionate. 758 00:36:13,287 --> 00:36:15,956 And when you think of sparkle, what do you think of after that? 759 00:36:16,332 --> 00:36:17,583 Female agency. 760 00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:19,418 Excuse me. 761 00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:22,922 -Who are you? -Aaron Dinkins, sir. 762 00:36:23,005 --> 00:36:24,965 We're in the middle of a major sit-down here, Aaron Dinkins. 763 00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:26,759 I think you're gonna want to hear this, sir. 764 00:36:26,842 --> 00:36:28,094 Can you just e-mail it? 765 00:36:28,177 --> 00:36:29,762 And you can send it me EOD. 766 00:36:29,845 --> 00:36:30,930 (whispers) End of day. 767 00:36:31,806 --> 00:36:32,681 -That's cool. -Yeah. 768 00:36:32,765 --> 00:36:35,518 May I put it in a whisper, sir? 769 00:36:36,102 --> 00:36:37,186 Fine. Whisper me. 770 00:36:42,525 --> 00:36:44,068 (whispers) 771 00:36:48,155 --> 00:36:50,116 (whispering) 772 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:54,537 Huh. 773 00:36:55,704 --> 00:36:57,832 (whispering) 774 00:37:00,376 --> 00:37:01,794 No! No! 775 00:37:01,877 --> 00:37:03,838 Aah! Aah! No. 776 00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:05,339 -Get the chair! -Take the cart. 777 00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:06,215 We're okay. 778 00:37:07,883 --> 00:37:09,343 -You all right? -He's okay. 779 00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:10,719 -Okay. -He's okay. 780 00:37:11,429 --> 00:37:12,763 (exhales) 781 00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:15,891 It's a repeat of Skipper in Key West. 782 00:37:15,975 --> 00:37:19,687 And with all due respect, that was Skipper, sir. 783 00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:22,314 This is... Barbie. 784 00:37:25,151 --> 00:37:26,026 If this got out 785 00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:28,654 that our dolls were coming to Los Angeles from Barbie Land 786 00:37:28,737 --> 00:37:31,282 as life-size versions of themselves... 787 00:37:32,366 --> 00:37:34,118 roaming the Earth... 788 00:37:35,411 --> 00:37:37,455 ...this would be very bad. 789 00:37:37,746 --> 00:37:39,748 Barbie in the Real World? 790 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:41,959 That's impossible. 791 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,753 We've got a definite situation on our hands. 792 00:37:44,837 --> 00:37:46,672 Catastrophic! 793 00:37:47,006 --> 00:37:49,133 -I can't stress that enough! -What? 794 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,927 -What's your name again? -Aaron Dinkins, sir. 795 00:37:52,011 --> 00:37:53,220 -Aaron Dickinson? -Dinkins. 796 00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:54,138 Yes! Aaron. 797 00:37:54,221 --> 00:37:55,931 Is Barbie Land like an alternate reality 798 00:37:56,015 --> 00:37:58,726 or is it like a place where your imagination-- 799 00:37:58,809 --> 00:37:59,852 (all) Yes! 800 00:37:59,935 --> 00:38:00,644 Okay. 801 00:38:00,728 --> 00:38:03,981 Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins. 802 00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:05,566 (all) Sweden. 803 00:38:05,941 --> 00:38:06,901 Right. 804 00:38:09,195 --> 00:38:10,446 How much do you weigh? 805 00:38:10,571 --> 00:38:11,780 Doesn't matter. 806 00:38:12,656 --> 00:38:14,074 Sounds like a job for the box. 807 00:38:14,366 --> 00:38:18,746 No one rests until this doll is back in a box. 808 00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,039 (bell rings) 809 00:38:20,122 --> 00:38:21,499 Look, Davy Crockett Junior High School, 810 00:38:21,624 --> 00:38:22,917 just like I saw in my vision. 811 00:38:23,042 --> 00:38:24,335 A man on a horse. 812 00:38:24,418 --> 00:38:26,170 I started to get all these weirdo feelings. 813 00:38:26,253 --> 00:38:29,048 Like, I have fear with no specific object. 814 00:38:29,131 --> 00:38:31,008 -What is that? -It's anxiety. 815 00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:33,385 I have it too. They're just awful at this age. 816 00:38:33,511 --> 00:38:35,054 I feel amazing. 817 00:38:35,137 --> 00:38:37,097 That's because kids don't take it out on the dads. 818 00:38:37,389 --> 00:38:39,642 She's gotta be here somewhere. 819 00:38:39,767 --> 00:38:40,976 I need to find her soon. 820 00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:42,311 I'm just gonna pop into the library 821 00:38:42,394 --> 00:38:44,438 and see if I can find any books on trucks. 822 00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:45,898 Okay, just don't get in trouble. 823 00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:47,233 I won't! 824 00:38:54,073 --> 00:38:56,825 (no audible dialogue) 825 00:38:57,701 --> 00:38:58,744 (exhales) 826 00:39:01,413 --> 00:39:02,873 What are you doing? 827 00:39:02,957 --> 00:39:05,668 Oh, uh, what's that girl's name? 828 00:39:06,085 --> 00:39:07,127 That's Sasha. 829 00:39:07,336 --> 00:39:08,837 -Hey, Sasha! -Don't talk to her. 830 00:39:08,963 --> 00:39:12,258 Sasha can talk to you, but you can never talk to Sasha. 831 00:39:12,341 --> 00:39:14,593 -She'll crush you. -Don't worry. 832 00:39:14,677 --> 00:39:16,762 Everyone really likes me and thinks I'm cool and pretty. 833 00:39:17,846 --> 00:39:18,722 Huh. 834 00:39:18,806 --> 00:39:19,723 Thank you. 835 00:39:22,977 --> 00:39:26,855 Hey, ladies. Sasha, what's up? 836 00:39:29,316 --> 00:39:30,109 Who are you? 837 00:39:30,192 --> 00:39:31,694 (laughs) 838 00:39:33,028 --> 00:39:36,323 I'm only your favorite woman of all time. 839 00:39:36,448 --> 00:39:37,825 Barbie! 840 00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,370 You really think you're Barbie? 841 00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:43,372 -Yeah. -She's crazy. 842 00:39:43,455 --> 00:39:44,873 Do you think she escaped from like an insane asylum? 843 00:39:44,957 --> 00:39:47,334 So you're like Barbie Barbie? Like a professional bimbo? 844 00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:48,961 No. Barbie's not a bimbo. 845 00:39:49,044 --> 00:39:51,130 Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator 846 00:39:51,213 --> 00:39:52,965 and a Nobel Prize winner. 847 00:39:53,048 --> 00:39:54,592 You're a Nobel Prize winner? 848 00:39:54,675 --> 00:39:58,262 Not me, but Barbie is. 849 00:39:58,345 --> 00:39:59,388 Yeah. 850 00:39:59,471 --> 00:40:02,600 Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug? 851 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:06,854 For being your favorite toy. 852 00:40:06,937 --> 00:40:08,022 We haven't played with Barbie 853 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:09,690 since we were like five years old. 854 00:40:10,232 --> 00:40:11,900 Yeah, I hated dolls with hair. 855 00:40:11,984 --> 00:40:14,278 I mean, I'd play with Barbie, but it was like the last resort. 856 00:40:14,361 --> 00:40:15,487 I loved Barbie. 857 00:40:15,571 --> 00:40:16,363 (clears throat) 858 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:17,489 Oh. 859 00:40:17,573 --> 00:40:19,908 Anyways, even then it was horrible for us. 860 00:40:20,034 --> 00:40:21,035 It was horrible? 861 00:40:22,494 --> 00:40:23,454 Why? 862 00:40:23,912 --> 00:40:25,164 -Come on, Sasha. -Give it to her. 863 00:40:25,247 --> 00:40:26,290 Destroy Barbie. 864 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:30,628 Okay, Barbie, let's do this. 865 00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:33,422 You've been making women feel bad about themselves 866 00:40:33,505 --> 00:40:34,673 since you were invented. 867 00:40:34,757 --> 00:40:36,425 I think you have that the wrong way around. 868 00:40:36,550 --> 00:40:39,094 You represent everything wrong with our culture. 869 00:40:39,178 --> 00:40:42,389 Sexualized capitalism, unrealistic physical ideals... 870 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:45,726 No, no, no. You're describing something stereotypical. 871 00:40:45,809 --> 00:40:48,687 Barbie is so much more than that. 872 00:40:48,771 --> 00:40:50,230 Look at yourself. 873 00:40:51,106 --> 00:40:53,942 Well, I am technically Stereotypical Barbie. 874 00:40:54,026 --> 00:40:56,654 You set the feminist movement back 50 years. 875 00:40:56,737 --> 00:40:58,614 You destroyed girls' innate sense of worth 876 00:40:58,697 --> 00:40:59,740 and you are killing the planet 877 00:40:59,865 --> 00:41:02,117 with your glorification of rampant consumerism. 878 00:41:02,201 --> 00:41:06,580 No, I'm supposed to help you and make you happy and powerful. 879 00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:08,207 Oh, I am powerful. 880 00:41:08,290 --> 00:41:10,501 And until you showed up here and declared yourself Barbie, 881 00:41:10,626 --> 00:41:13,045 I hadn't thought about you in years, you fascist! 882 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:19,009 Oh. Um... 883 00:41:19,885 --> 00:41:20,886 Okay. 884 00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:23,847 It's happening again. (laughing) I have to-- 885 00:41:23,931 --> 00:41:25,724 Will you excuse me? 886 00:41:25,808 --> 00:41:28,060 It was really nice talking to you. 887 00:41:35,401 --> 00:41:36,819 They never listen. 888 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,334 Excuse me, sir, do you have the time? 889 00:41:53,252 --> 00:41:54,503 You respect me. 890 00:41:54,628 --> 00:41:56,672 Sorry, no, do you know what time it is? 891 00:41:57,423 --> 00:41:59,007 No, I do not. 892 00:41:59,091 --> 00:42:00,426 (laughs) 893 00:42:00,509 --> 00:42:01,385 Okay. 894 00:42:01,468 --> 00:42:03,345 Why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy, 895 00:42:03,429 --> 00:42:04,805 which, to my understanding, 896 00:42:04,888 --> 00:42:07,099 is where men and horses run everything? 897 00:42:07,516 --> 00:42:08,851 Sure. 898 00:42:08,934 --> 00:42:10,728 I shall seek my fortune there. 899 00:42:10,811 --> 00:42:13,731 All right. So... 900 00:42:13,814 --> 00:42:15,315 I'll take a high-level, high-paying job 901 00:42:15,399 --> 00:42:16,358 with influence, please. 902 00:42:16,442 --> 00:42:17,776 Okay, you'll need at least a MBA. 903 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:19,278 And a lot of our people have PhDs. 904 00:42:19,361 --> 00:42:20,362 Isn't being a man enough? 905 00:42:20,446 --> 00:42:22,406 Actually, right now, it's kind of the opposite. 906 00:42:22,489 --> 00:42:25,451 You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well. 907 00:42:25,617 --> 00:42:27,661 (laughing) No! No. We're... 908 00:42:28,704 --> 00:42:32,124 We're doing it well, yeah. We just... hide it better now. 909 00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:33,417 Oh. 910 00:42:34,126 --> 00:42:37,504 No, I won't let you do just one appendectomy. 911 00:42:37,629 --> 00:42:39,006 -But I'm a man. -But not a doctor. 912 00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:40,090 -Please? -No. 913 00:42:40,174 --> 00:42:42,176 -Can I talk to a doctor? -You are talking to a doctor. 914 00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:43,719 -Can you get me a coffee? -No. 915 00:42:43,802 --> 00:42:44,803 -And I need a clicky pen. -No. 916 00:42:44,887 --> 00:42:45,888 -And a white coat. -No. 917 00:42:45,971 --> 00:42:46,764 -And a sharp thing. -No. 918 00:42:46,889 --> 00:42:48,849 -There he is. Doctor! -Somebody get security. 919 00:42:48,932 --> 00:42:51,101 I'd like to apply for your job of beach. 920 00:42:51,185 --> 00:42:52,686 So, you want to be a lifeguard? 921 00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:55,439 Oh. I'm not trained to go over there. 922 00:42:55,522 --> 00:42:57,441 I'm trained to stand confidently right here. 923 00:42:57,524 --> 00:42:59,193 There's nobody in danger here. 924 00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:01,779 And even if there were, I'm not trained to save them. 925 00:43:01,862 --> 00:43:02,905 Then I can't hire you. 926 00:43:02,988 --> 00:43:05,073 I can't even beach here! 927 00:43:07,159 --> 00:43:09,119 (sobbing) 928 00:43:09,203 --> 00:43:11,413 She thinks I'm a fascist? 929 00:43:11,497 --> 00:43:16,210 I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce. 930 00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:19,379 -There you are. -Oh, no. 931 00:43:19,463 --> 00:43:20,631 That went terrible. 932 00:43:20,714 --> 00:43:24,760 I need to find somewhere where I can start patriarchy fresh. 933 00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:29,473 Miss Barbie? 934 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,974 It's just Barbie. 935 00:43:31,058 --> 00:43:32,726 We're gonna need you to come with us. 936 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:33,811 Oh. 937 00:43:34,728 --> 00:43:36,396 -Who are you? -We're Mattel. 938 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,315 -Mattel? -Mattel. 939 00:43:38,398 --> 00:43:40,067 Oh, thank goodness! 940 00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:42,110 I've gotta talk to somebody in charge. 941 00:43:42,194 --> 00:43:43,570 Everything is backwards here. 942 00:43:43,654 --> 00:43:45,447 Men look at me like I'm an object. 943 00:43:45,531 --> 00:43:46,907 Girls hate me. 944 00:43:47,032 --> 00:43:49,368 Everyone thinks I'm crazy, and I keep getting arrested. 945 00:43:49,451 --> 00:43:50,744 Need you to step this way, ma'am. 946 00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:52,162 I also just learned to cry. 947 00:43:52,246 --> 00:43:54,498 First, I got one tear and then I got a whole bunch. 948 00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:56,250 What do I do? Do I follow Barbie 949 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,252 into that scary unmarked black truck car? 950 00:43:59,127 --> 00:44:01,380 A truck car I'd like to have, actually. 951 00:44:02,089 --> 00:44:05,175 You're right, she's fine. It's Mattel. 952 00:44:05,259 --> 00:44:06,218 -Yeah. -I know. 953 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:07,511 I'll go to Barbie Land, 954 00:44:07,636 --> 00:44:08,929 and I'll tell the Kens what I've learned. 955 00:44:09,012 --> 00:44:10,264 Oh, it's going to be beautiful! 956 00:44:10,347 --> 00:44:11,223 Ha ha ha! 957 00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:12,182 Okay. 958 00:44:12,266 --> 00:44:14,059 -Back to Barbie Land. -Let's go that way. 959 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:17,354 -Hi, Bunny Boo-Boo. -Don't call me that. 960 00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:20,190 Sorry. I'm off early because of a crisis at work, 961 00:44:20,274 --> 00:44:23,026 but I thought we could go get some soft serve. 962 00:44:23,110 --> 00:44:25,404 Thank God they arrested that nutjob. 963 00:44:25,487 --> 00:44:26,655 Um, um... 964 00:44:26,738 --> 00:44:28,907 that reality-challenged woman. 965 00:44:29,074 --> 00:44:30,242 She thinks she's Barbie. 966 00:44:30,325 --> 00:44:31,410 Wait, what did you say? 967 00:44:31,743 --> 00:44:34,705 She thinks she's Barbie. She's like fully convinced. 968 00:44:35,914 --> 00:44:38,041 What are you doing? What are you doing? 969 00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:39,751 Mom. Mom! 970 00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:42,671 Mom, get back in the car! 971 00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:45,924 (Sasha) Are you kidding me? 972 00:44:47,676 --> 00:44:48,677 Mom! 973 00:44:50,762 --> 00:44:54,349 Mattel! Of course it was you guys that brought me here. 974 00:44:54,433 --> 00:44:56,393 Because it definitely wasn't that Sasha girl. 975 00:44:57,769 --> 00:44:59,897 Thanks for the ride. This has been so much fun. 976 00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:03,233 (gasps) Wow, the mothership! 977 00:45:07,779 --> 00:45:10,157 -Barbie! -We're so happy to see you. 978 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,033 Hi! 979 00:45:11,116 --> 00:45:12,409 Would you like some mineral water? 980 00:45:12,492 --> 00:45:13,702 Yes, thank you. 981 00:45:13,785 --> 00:45:15,120 Oh, thanks. 982 00:45:17,706 --> 00:45:19,666 I'm not used to that having anything in it. 983 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,752 (laughter) 984 00:45:23,837 --> 00:45:24,504 Thank you. 985 00:45:24,796 --> 00:45:26,298 So, we've been very anxious 986 00:45:26,423 --> 00:45:27,841 to get some quality face-time with you. 987 00:45:27,925 --> 00:45:29,343 Of course. So what can I do 988 00:45:29,426 --> 00:45:31,720 to repair the rift in the space-time continuum, 989 00:45:31,803 --> 00:45:33,513 get my feet back, and that one cellulite gone, 990 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,183 and just generally not turn into Weird Barbie? 991 00:45:36,266 --> 00:45:38,644 We have been discussing that very topic. 992 00:45:38,727 --> 00:45:39,478 (snap) 993 00:45:39,603 --> 00:45:42,147 If you're agreeable to it, we would love it 994 00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:45,943 if you could just get into that giant box. 995 00:45:48,862 --> 00:45:50,697 Get into the box and you'll go back to Barbie Land. 996 00:45:50,781 --> 00:45:53,200 And everything will be as it was. 997 00:45:53,659 --> 00:45:55,744 You know what? We should probably get Ken first. 998 00:45:55,827 --> 00:45:57,955 -Ken? -Ken. 999 00:45:58,038 --> 00:45:59,414 You know, Ken. Barbie and Ken. 1000 00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:03,251 -Yes, Ken. Yeah. -Get the guy. Yeah. 1001 00:46:05,212 --> 00:46:08,382 Back to Barbie Land! Ha ha ha ha! 1002 00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:10,050 I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick. (retches) 1003 00:46:10,926 --> 00:46:13,845 Ken isn't something we're worried about. 1004 00:46:14,763 --> 00:46:15,681 Ever. 1005 00:46:16,098 --> 00:46:18,266 Okay, I'll just, um, I'll get in the box then. 1006 00:46:18,350 --> 00:46:19,685 All right. Yes. 1007 00:46:21,228 --> 00:46:23,271 Oh. But since I came all this way, 1008 00:46:23,355 --> 00:46:25,273 could I just meet the woman in charge, 1009 00:46:25,357 --> 00:46:26,858 your CEO? 1010 00:46:27,609 --> 00:46:28,819 That would be me. 1011 00:46:28,944 --> 00:46:30,237 -Oh. Your CFO. -Me. 1012 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,613 -Your COO. -Here. 1013 00:46:31,697 --> 00:46:32,656 President of the Barbie division. 1014 00:46:32,739 --> 00:46:34,199 -Present. -I'm a man with no power. 1015 00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:35,826 Does that make me a woman? 1016 00:46:36,451 --> 00:46:38,161 Are any women in charge? 1017 00:46:38,912 --> 00:46:42,249 Listen, I know exactly where you're going with this, 1018 00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:44,960 and I have to say I really resent it. 1019 00:46:45,043 --> 00:46:47,796 We are a company literally made of women. 1020 00:46:47,879 --> 00:46:49,965 We had a woman CEO in the '90s. 1021 00:46:50,424 --> 00:46:52,592 And there was another one... 1022 00:46:53,427 --> 00:46:56,138 ...at some other time. 1023 00:46:57,681 --> 00:47:00,225 So that's-- that's two right there. 1024 00:47:00,517 --> 00:47:04,563 Women are the freaking foundation of this very long 1025 00:47:04,688 --> 00:47:06,148 phallic building. 1026 00:47:06,231 --> 00:47:08,942 We have gender neutral bathrooms up the wazoo. 1027 00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:11,862 Every single one of these men love women. 1028 00:47:11,945 --> 00:47:13,488 I'm a son of a mother. 1029 00:47:13,947 --> 00:47:15,449 I'm the mother of a son. 1030 00:47:16,408 --> 00:47:19,036 I'm... I'm the nephew of a woman aunt. 1031 00:47:20,203 --> 00:47:21,663 Some of my best friends are Jewish. 1032 00:47:23,665 --> 00:47:25,292 What I'm trying to say is... 1033 00:47:26,001 --> 00:47:27,794 Get in the box, you Jezebel! 1034 00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:28,879 (gasping) 1035 00:47:28,962 --> 00:47:30,505 What? I can't say Jezebel now? 1036 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:33,008 I haven't been in a box in ages. 1037 00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:34,801 See? It's easy. 1038 00:47:36,344 --> 00:47:37,304 Oh, okay. 1039 00:47:38,930 --> 00:47:41,933 Oh, my gosh. I remember this smell. 1040 00:47:42,017 --> 00:47:44,102 I'm having a real Proustian flashback. 1041 00:47:44,186 --> 00:47:47,355 Remember Proust Barbie? That did not sell very well. 1042 00:47:54,696 --> 00:47:55,530 Oh, hi. 1043 00:47:55,655 --> 00:47:58,116 You know what? Um, before I get in the box, 1044 00:47:58,241 --> 00:47:59,326 could I just run to the restroom 1045 00:47:59,409 --> 00:48:01,119 and make sure my hair is perfect? 1046 00:48:01,203 --> 00:48:02,412 Fine. Can you be speedy about it? 1047 00:48:02,496 --> 00:48:03,288 Mm-hmm. 1048 00:48:04,706 --> 00:48:06,374 -Down this way? -It's just down the hallway. 1049 00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,585 -Thank you. -On the right. 1050 00:48:12,631 --> 00:48:14,424 (Mattel CEO) I guess she really had to go to the bathroom. 1051 00:48:14,508 --> 00:48:15,717 (alarm blares) 1052 00:48:15,801 --> 00:48:16,968 Get that Barbie! 1053 00:48:19,262 --> 00:48:21,473 Don't you dare push that button. Let me push it. 1054 00:48:22,808 --> 00:48:25,227 (alarm continues) 1055 00:48:26,353 --> 00:48:28,063 I said get that Barbie! 1056 00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:31,608 Where's Barbie? 1057 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,568 I'm gaining on you. 1058 00:48:35,529 --> 00:48:36,530 I'll capture you. 1059 00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:39,282 (both scream) 1060 00:48:41,451 --> 00:48:42,160 Barbie! 1061 00:48:42,244 --> 00:48:44,037 It's quicker to go over the cubicles. 1062 00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:46,665 -It's quicker. -Sure. 1063 00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:50,210 Aah! 1064 00:48:52,003 --> 00:48:53,296 Get that Barbie! 1065 00:48:54,047 --> 00:48:55,465 -Barbie! -Damn it, Barbie! 1066 00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:56,800 Barbie! 1067 00:48:57,092 --> 00:48:58,969 I'm gonna get you! Barbie! 1068 00:49:08,728 --> 00:49:09,688 Oh! 1069 00:49:15,277 --> 00:49:17,320 (footsteps) 1070 00:49:29,249 --> 00:49:31,293 Don't worry. You're safe here. 1071 00:49:32,794 --> 00:49:34,296 What is this place? 1072 00:49:34,838 --> 00:49:39,050 (chuckles) I always find I think best at kitchen tables. 1073 00:49:42,262 --> 00:49:43,305 Tea? 1074 00:49:44,222 --> 00:49:46,016 Uh, yes, please. 1075 00:49:50,854 --> 00:49:52,564 So a woman does work here. 1076 00:49:53,315 --> 00:49:56,193 Oh, sweetie, we do more than work here. 1077 00:50:03,825 --> 00:50:05,076 Thank you. 1078 00:50:25,305 --> 00:50:26,431 What? 1079 00:50:27,349 --> 00:50:28,975 It's because I don't know how to drink tea? 1080 00:50:29,351 --> 00:50:32,187 No. You look different. 1081 00:50:32,979 --> 00:50:36,900 It's not how I normally look. I usually look perfect. 1082 00:50:38,026 --> 00:50:38,985 I don't know. 1083 00:50:39,819 --> 00:50:41,863 I think you're just right. 1084 00:50:49,621 --> 00:50:51,873 The Real World isn't what I thought it was. 1085 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:54,209 It never is. 1086 00:50:54,292 --> 00:50:56,169 And isn't that marvelous? 1087 00:50:57,879 --> 00:50:59,673 Who are you? 1088 00:51:00,924 --> 00:51:02,926 (Mattel CEO) Which way did she go? Who saw her last? 1089 00:51:03,009 --> 00:51:05,095 If you go through that closet, 1090 00:51:05,178 --> 00:51:07,847 you'll find a stairwell down to the lobby. 1091 00:51:08,223 --> 00:51:09,182 Okay. 1092 00:51:12,227 --> 00:51:14,229 Thank you, um... 1093 00:51:15,438 --> 00:51:16,731 Ruth. 1094 00:51:17,607 --> 00:51:19,526 Ruth. Thank you, Ruth. 1095 00:51:20,402 --> 00:51:22,070 You're welcome, Barbie. 1096 00:51:27,701 --> 00:51:29,744 (alarm blares) 1097 00:51:36,084 --> 00:51:37,043 (elevator door dings) 1098 00:51:38,837 --> 00:51:40,171 Oh, we got her! There she is! 1099 00:51:43,091 --> 00:51:44,592 -Key card! -Key card. 1100 00:51:44,676 --> 00:51:45,969 I don't have my key card. 1101 00:51:48,138 --> 00:51:49,431 Get in! 1102 00:51:54,561 --> 00:51:56,980 Now! Get in now! 1103 00:51:57,063 --> 00:51:57,814 (door opens) 1104 00:51:57,897 --> 00:51:58,857 -Come on. -Oh. 1105 00:51:59,983 --> 00:52:00,817 Aah! 1106 00:52:03,111 --> 00:52:05,822 Oh, no! Now we're never gonna get Barbie! 1107 00:52:05,905 --> 00:52:07,115 Oh, we didn't need it! 1108 00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:08,366 Barbie! 1109 00:52:09,117 --> 00:52:10,368 Let's form a plan here. 1110 00:52:11,453 --> 00:52:14,706 I would normally have shotgun. I'll go in the first one. 1111 00:52:15,290 --> 00:52:15,957 Hang on. 1112 00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:19,169 Aah! 1113 00:52:19,294 --> 00:52:20,503 God, I hope nobody from school saw us 1114 00:52:20,628 --> 00:52:22,172 put a life-size Barbie in our car. 1115 00:52:22,255 --> 00:52:24,007 -How did this even happen? -I don't know. 1116 00:52:24,090 --> 00:52:25,967 How are you here? You're like an idea. 1117 00:52:26,051 --> 00:52:27,135 A great idea. 1118 00:52:27,218 --> 00:52:30,221 So, I've been a little lonely lately. 1119 00:52:30,305 --> 00:52:31,514 And I found those Barbies we used to play with... 1120 00:52:31,639 --> 00:52:33,808 -I thought we gave those away. -I started playing with them. 1121 00:52:33,892 --> 00:52:36,186 And making drawings like we used to do. Remember? 1122 00:52:36,269 --> 00:52:37,645 Because I thought it would be joyful. 1123 00:52:37,729 --> 00:52:39,022 -Was it? -No, it wasn't. 1124 00:52:39,147 --> 00:52:40,565 I got sad and weird, 1125 00:52:40,648 --> 00:52:42,484 and then the drawings got sad and weird, 1126 00:52:42,567 --> 00:52:44,861 and maybe because I couldn't be like you, 1127 00:52:44,944 --> 00:52:46,488 I ended up making you like me. 1128 00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:49,908 Did any of these drawings by chance 1129 00:52:49,991 --> 00:52:52,035 have thoughts of death and cellulite? 1130 00:52:52,702 --> 00:52:55,497 Yes! Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie. 1131 00:52:55,622 --> 00:52:57,957 -Oh, my God! -And Cellulite! 1132 00:52:58,083 --> 00:53:00,126 (both gasp) 1133 00:53:01,628 --> 00:53:03,713 -I came for you! -You came for me! 1134 00:53:04,255 --> 00:53:06,257 Those were your memories. 1135 00:53:32,325 --> 00:53:35,787 (Sasha, echoing) Hello. Hello? 1136 00:53:36,037 --> 00:53:38,164 Hello! Are you two, like, shining? 1137 00:53:38,665 --> 00:53:40,250 No! No, it's nothing like that. 1138 00:53:40,333 --> 00:53:41,918 Are you shining with a real Barbie? 1139 00:53:42,001 --> 00:53:43,044 No! 1140 00:53:43,336 --> 00:53:45,463 I mean, maybe. Like a little, yes. 1141 00:53:45,588 --> 00:53:46,965 I don't even know where to start 1142 00:53:47,048 --> 00:53:48,842 with this wishing a Barbie to life crap. 1143 00:53:48,967 --> 00:53:50,009 Oh, Sasha, listen. 1144 00:53:50,093 --> 00:53:52,137 I'm just a boring mom with a boring job 1145 00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:53,346 and a daughter who hates me. 1146 00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:55,682 Can you blame me for wanting to have a little fun? 1147 00:53:56,975 --> 00:53:58,226 I gotta lose these chuckleheads. 1148 00:54:01,062 --> 00:54:02,021 Mom! 1149 00:54:04,357 --> 00:54:05,984 I think I owe you ladies an apology. 1150 00:54:06,067 --> 00:54:08,778 I thought that Barbie had made the Real World better, 1151 00:54:08,862 --> 00:54:11,489 but the Real World is forever and irrevocably messed up! 1152 00:54:11,656 --> 00:54:14,617 Well, the Real World is not perfect, but you inspired me. 1153 00:54:16,786 --> 00:54:19,038 I love women. I want to help women. 1154 00:54:19,122 --> 00:54:20,665 Oh, come off it, everybody hates women. 1155 00:54:20,748 --> 00:54:21,833 Women hate women, and men hate women. 1156 00:54:21,916 --> 00:54:23,251 It's the one thing we can all agree on. 1157 00:54:23,376 --> 00:54:24,919 -Is that true? -It's complicated. 1158 00:54:25,003 --> 00:54:26,921 -Hate is a strong word. -Wake up, Mom! 1159 00:54:27,005 --> 00:54:28,131 (brakes screech) 1160 00:54:28,214 --> 00:54:30,175 I am wide awake, Sasha! 1161 00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:35,972 Mom, where did you learn to drive like this? 1162 00:54:36,639 --> 00:54:38,391 -There was this guy. -Was it Dad? 1163 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,186 Yeah, yeah, it was... it was Dad. 1164 00:54:53,656 --> 00:54:55,617 (tires screech) 1165 00:55:00,663 --> 00:55:01,498 Okay, duck. 1166 00:55:02,499 --> 00:55:03,958 -You look so pretty. -Don't look at me. 1167 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,084 Okay, sorry. 1168 00:55:09,714 --> 00:55:12,467 I can't hold them off forever. Where can we go? 1169 00:55:13,009 --> 00:55:15,678 Wait, I have an idea. Can you get us to Venice Beach? 1170 00:55:15,970 --> 00:55:17,096 Sure can. 1171 00:55:17,722 --> 00:55:20,058 I love Rollerblades. Where are we going? 1172 00:55:20,308 --> 00:55:21,851 -Barbie Land. -What? Mom! 1173 00:55:21,935 --> 00:55:23,520 Are you really gonna let Barbie 1174 00:55:23,645 --> 00:55:26,314 take you and your tween daughter to an imaginary land? 1175 00:55:26,397 --> 00:55:27,315 Yes, and you wanna know why? 1176 00:55:27,398 --> 00:55:28,608 Because I never get to do anything. 1177 00:55:28,691 --> 00:55:30,527 I didn't even go on that cruise I won at your school raffle 1178 00:55:30,610 --> 00:55:31,653 because I didn't have enough vacation days 1179 00:55:31,736 --> 00:55:32,862 and your dad's allergic to sun. 1180 00:55:32,946 --> 00:55:34,155 -Oh. -What about Dad? 1181 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,114 We can't just leave him! 1182 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,407 He'll be fine. 1183 00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:38,201 Bolígrafos. 1184 00:55:38,284 --> 00:55:39,244 (woman on recording) Bolígrafos. 1185 00:55:39,327 --> 00:55:40,995 Bolígrafos. 1186 00:55:42,664 --> 00:55:43,581 Yeah, yeah. He'll be fine. 1187 00:55:43,706 --> 00:55:44,999 Ready for fun? 1188 00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:46,167 -Yes! -Great! 1189 00:55:46,251 --> 00:55:50,004 Here we go. Come on and feel the magic. 1190 00:55:51,381 --> 00:55:52,715 (Sasha) Where are we? 1191 00:55:52,799 --> 00:55:53,925 How did we get into these clothes? 1192 00:55:54,008 --> 00:55:55,385 How did we get into this vehicle? 1193 00:55:55,468 --> 00:55:57,053 When I was a kid, I lost these boots 1194 00:55:57,136 --> 00:55:59,097 and my mom wouldn't let me buy a whole new Barbie 1195 00:55:59,180 --> 00:56:00,223 just to replace the boots. 1196 00:56:00,348 --> 00:56:01,307 They look so good on you. 1197 00:56:01,432 --> 00:56:02,767 -Why, thank you. -Hey, you! 1198 00:56:02,850 --> 00:56:04,394 She was always my favorite Barbie. 1199 00:56:04,519 --> 00:56:05,812 You're my favorite human. 1200 00:56:05,895 --> 00:56:08,523 Don't tell him, but I never got a Ken. 1201 00:56:08,690 --> 00:56:10,692 That's because Ken is totally superfluous. 1202 00:56:10,817 --> 00:56:12,026 Ha ha ha! 1203 00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:14,821 I didn't say that. Women hold all major positions of power, 1204 00:56:14,946 --> 00:56:15,655 control all the money. 1205 00:56:15,738 --> 00:56:17,448 Basically, everything that men do in your world, 1206 00:56:17,532 --> 00:56:18,700 -women do in ours. -(gasps) 1207 00:56:18,783 --> 00:56:19,867 I mean, that sounds kind of cool. 1208 00:56:19,951 --> 00:56:22,120 Sasha, look, dolphins! 1209 00:56:22,829 --> 00:56:26,332 Closer I am to fine 1210 00:56:26,457 --> 00:56:27,667 Yeah 1211 00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:29,669 Closer I am to fine 1212 00:56:29,752 --> 00:56:31,170 What is this song? 1213 00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:32,797 Oh, and we have a female president 1214 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,925 and it's fun and work and friendship and female 24/7. 1215 00:56:36,009 --> 00:56:37,927 (Sasha) Do giant hands come in and play with you? 1216 00:56:38,011 --> 00:56:39,178 (Barbie) No, that's crazy. 1217 00:56:39,262 --> 00:56:42,056 Excuse me. Have you seen a group of women on wheels? 1218 00:56:42,140 --> 00:56:43,099 Actually, yeah, 1219 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:44,475 there was a blonde, a brunette and a tween. 1220 00:56:44,559 --> 00:56:45,893 They rollerbladed in that direction. 1221 00:56:45,977 --> 00:56:47,687 Oh, no. 1222 00:56:47,770 --> 00:56:49,814 First step is always Rollerblading. 1223 00:56:49,897 --> 00:56:50,940 Excuse me, sir? 1224 00:56:51,024 --> 00:56:52,567 They've gone to Barbie Land. 1225 00:56:52,650 --> 00:56:53,693 -(murmuring) -Oh, no. 1226 00:56:53,776 --> 00:56:55,028 And she's brought humans there with her. 1227 00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:57,071 This could mean extremely weird things for our world. 1228 00:56:57,155 --> 00:56:58,239 Like what? 1229 00:56:58,364 --> 00:57:00,199 Nothing any of our collective imaginations 1230 00:57:00,283 --> 00:57:01,367 could ever dream up. 1231 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:05,121 A podcast hosted by two wise trees. 1232 00:57:05,204 --> 00:57:08,291 Or a choir of 2,000 young fathers. 1233 00:57:08,374 --> 00:57:11,085 Not even close. We've got to get to Barbie Land. 1234 00:57:11,169 --> 00:57:14,380 Go! Find some blades now! Just pick a direction and run! 1235 00:57:15,548 --> 00:57:19,218 I can practically feel my heels lifting already. Yes! 1236 00:57:19,302 --> 00:57:22,096 This is what I was supposed to do. Bring you back here. 1237 00:57:22,180 --> 00:57:23,848 -It feels right. -It does. 1238 00:57:24,265 --> 00:57:25,308 Okay, this is... 1239 00:57:27,352 --> 00:57:28,353 That's strange. 1240 00:57:37,528 --> 00:57:40,948 Incoming brewski beer. Ohh... 1241 00:57:41,032 --> 00:57:42,992 So, that's our president, with the beer. 1242 00:57:43,076 --> 00:57:45,953 And the cheering squad is the Supreme Court. 1243 00:57:46,037 --> 00:57:48,373 This is so much better than being president. 1244 00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:51,084 Something's weird today. 1245 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:53,169 Hi, Barbie! 1246 00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,797 Oh, okay. Hi, Ken. 1247 00:57:55,880 --> 00:58:00,385 Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty. 1248 00:58:01,469 --> 00:58:02,679 Anyway... 1249 00:58:03,554 --> 00:58:04,639 ...wait until you see my Dreamhouse. 1250 00:58:04,722 --> 00:58:07,725 Everything I've bought and own will totally inspire you. 1251 00:58:07,809 --> 00:58:09,185 And we can change clothes again! 1252 00:58:12,355 --> 00:58:14,065 -That's the Capitol. -Ah! 1253 00:58:14,148 --> 00:58:15,692 -It's pink? -Pink! 1254 00:58:15,775 --> 00:58:17,026 And that's-- 1255 00:58:17,110 --> 00:58:18,653 (horses neigh) 1256 00:58:21,322 --> 00:58:24,117 These are the Dreamhouses. This is where I live. 1257 00:58:24,242 --> 00:58:26,202 You can see through the houses. 1258 00:58:26,327 --> 00:58:28,329 So does each Barbie, like, have their own house? 1259 00:58:28,454 --> 00:58:30,164 -Mm-hmm. -That's cool. 1260 00:58:30,248 --> 00:58:31,749 Where do the Kens stay? 1261 00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:34,210 I don't know. 1262 00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:36,921 At first I thought the Real World was run by men. 1263 00:58:37,004 --> 00:58:38,214 And then there was a minute 1264 00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:40,049 where I thought it was run by horses. 1265 00:58:41,134 --> 00:58:44,095 But then I realized that horses are just men extenders. 1266 00:58:44,178 --> 00:58:45,888 -Oh. -Whoo. 1267 00:58:46,639 --> 00:58:48,474 Oh. I had that treehouse. 1268 00:58:48,558 --> 00:58:50,309 I saved up my allowance to buy it. 1269 00:58:50,393 --> 00:58:54,230 I've never seen a car like that before. What happened here? 1270 00:58:55,273 --> 00:58:57,942 Everything, basically everything exists 1271 00:58:58,025 --> 00:59:00,778 to expand and elevate the presence of men. 1272 00:59:00,862 --> 00:59:02,655 -That's amazing. -That's beautiful. 1273 00:59:02,739 --> 00:59:04,073 -I know. -Barbie's here. 1274 00:59:04,198 --> 00:59:05,074 Uh-oh. 1275 00:59:05,158 --> 00:59:06,826 -Ken? -Look who's here. 1276 00:59:08,578 --> 00:59:09,746 What have you done? 1277 00:59:10,663 --> 00:59:11,706 What are you wearing? 1278 00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:15,960 Don't question it. Just roll with it, tiny baby. 1279 00:59:16,043 --> 00:59:17,920 -Tiny baby. -Don't call me baby. 1280 00:59:18,004 --> 00:59:19,922 What about mini-baby? Like this mini-fridge. 1281 00:59:20,006 --> 00:59:20,882 (kens laugh) 1282 00:59:20,965 --> 00:59:22,091 No, Ken. 1283 00:59:22,175 --> 00:59:25,970 This is my Dreamhouse. It is my Dreamhouse! It's mine! 1284 00:59:26,053 --> 00:59:28,055 No, this is no longer Barbie's Dreamhouse. 1285 00:59:28,139 --> 00:59:33,352 This shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1286 00:59:33,728 --> 00:59:35,605 You don't have to say dojo and house. 1287 00:59:35,688 --> 00:59:36,773 And casa... 1288 00:59:36,856 --> 00:59:39,108 But you do because it feels good. Try it. 1289 00:59:39,192 --> 00:59:41,402 -Mojo Dojo Casa-- -No, girls. Don't say it. 1290 00:59:41,486 --> 00:59:43,446 Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1291 00:59:43,529 --> 00:59:45,198 (laughs) 1292 00:59:45,323 --> 00:59:46,908 Give it to me straight. How weird is it? 1293 00:59:46,991 --> 00:59:49,911 Whoa, boss, these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses 1294 00:59:49,994 --> 00:59:52,246 are literally flying off the shelves. 1295 00:59:52,455 --> 00:59:56,375 The kids are clamoring for them. Ken is on T-shirts, mugs. 1296 00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:58,503 -It's the number one tattoo. -Oh, no. 1297 00:59:58,586 --> 01:00:01,506 Warner Bros. have started auditions for the Ken movie, 1298 01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:04,967 which is already a blockbuster hit. (laughs) 1299 01:00:05,510 --> 01:00:07,220 It's happening. That thing we could never imagine. 1300 01:00:07,303 --> 01:00:08,763 If we don't get my words lady... 1301 01:00:08,846 --> 01:00:09,514 Executive Assistant. 1302 01:00:09,597 --> 01:00:10,765 My Executive Words Lady 1303 01:00:10,848 --> 01:00:12,058 and someone who's probably her daughter 1304 01:00:12,141 --> 01:00:13,476 back here and close the portal, 1305 01:00:13,601 --> 01:00:15,061 our worlds could be altered forever. 1306 01:00:15,144 --> 01:00:16,938 Well, what does it matter if it's Barbie or Ken? 1307 01:00:17,021 --> 01:00:18,105 The money is pouring in. 1308 01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:20,525 Shame on you, Executive Number Two. 1309 01:00:20,608 --> 01:00:22,652 You think I spent my entire life in boardrooms 1310 01:00:22,735 --> 01:00:23,861 because of a bottom line? 1311 01:00:24,237 --> 01:00:25,363 No! I got into this business 1312 01:00:25,446 --> 01:00:27,657 because of little girls and their dreams. 1313 01:00:27,782 --> 01:00:29,617 In the least creepy way possible. 1314 01:00:30,201 --> 01:00:33,037 Now, blade faster. Time is running out. 1315 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,498 Look, I'm just having some brewski beers 1316 01:00:35,665 --> 01:00:37,834 at my Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1317 01:00:38,376 --> 01:00:39,460 -(gasping) -Ken! 1318 01:00:39,585 --> 01:00:41,212 You can stay if you want, 1319 01:00:41,295 --> 01:00:42,630 as my bride wife, 1320 01:00:42,713 --> 01:00:45,758 or my long-term-low- commitment-distance girlfriend. 1321 01:00:45,842 --> 01:00:47,176 What do you say? 1322 01:00:47,885 --> 01:00:49,262 Brewski beer me? 1323 01:00:49,637 --> 01:00:52,014 I will not brewski beer you. 1324 01:00:52,098 --> 01:00:54,183 Ha ha ha! That's fine. 1325 01:00:54,892 --> 01:00:56,519 You know, now that you Barbies aren't around to run everything, 1326 01:00:56,644 --> 01:00:57,937 we can do our hair however we like. 1327 01:00:58,020 --> 01:00:58,980 I have hats. 1328 01:00:59,063 --> 01:01:02,733 Where are my hungry boys? Who wants snacks? 1329 01:01:03,317 --> 01:01:04,652 Barbie, I am so happy to see you. 1330 01:01:04,735 --> 01:01:05,945 Can you believe what is happening? 1331 01:01:06,028 --> 01:01:07,572 I know. Isn't it great? 1332 01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:10,199 Anyone need a brewski beer? 1333 01:01:10,283 --> 01:01:12,994 What are you doing? You're a doctor. 1334 01:01:13,077 --> 01:01:14,620 I like being a helpful decoration. 1335 01:01:14,704 --> 01:01:17,623 And Allan likes to help me give all the Kens foot massages. 1336 01:01:17,707 --> 01:01:18,875 No, I don't like that. 1337 01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:19,959 We love it. 1338 01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:23,129 I'm so blotto-faced day-drunk right now. 1339 01:01:23,212 --> 01:01:24,463 Ditto same-same that. 1340 01:01:24,630 --> 01:01:26,257 I like not having to make any decisions. 1341 01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:29,093 It's like a spa day for my brain. Forever. 1342 01:01:29,635 --> 01:01:30,887 What is wrong with them? 1343 01:01:30,970 --> 01:01:32,346 We just explained to them the immaculate, 1344 01:01:32,430 --> 01:01:33,890 impeccable seamless garment of logic 1345 01:01:34,015 --> 01:01:35,474 that is patriarchy, and they crumbled. 1346 01:01:35,558 --> 01:01:36,475 Oh, my God. 1347 01:01:36,559 --> 01:01:37,685 This is like in the 1500s 1348 01:01:37,768 --> 01:01:39,520 with the indigenous people and smallpox. 1349 01:01:39,645 --> 01:01:41,022 They had no defenses against it. 1350 01:01:41,105 --> 01:01:43,900 Yeah. Buckle up, babe. (chuckles) 1351 01:01:44,358 --> 01:01:47,653 Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land. 1352 01:01:47,737 --> 01:01:50,239 And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles, 1353 01:01:50,364 --> 01:01:53,492 because they had it all figured out in Century City. 1354 01:01:53,618 --> 01:01:55,995 The minute you get out of your car, you're like, 1355 01:01:56,078 --> 01:01:58,289 "I can't believe how great this place is!" 1356 01:01:58,664 --> 01:02:01,125 No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City 1357 01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:03,210 because we failed them. 1358 01:02:03,294 --> 01:02:05,379 No! You failed me! 1359 01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:13,930 Out there I was somebody. 1360 01:02:15,890 --> 01:02:17,642 And when I walked down the street... 1361 01:02:19,769 --> 01:02:22,521 ...people respected me just for who I am. 1362 01:02:26,275 --> 01:02:29,487 One lady, she even asked me for the time. 1363 01:02:29,570 --> 01:02:30,446 No way! 1364 01:02:30,529 --> 01:02:31,948 Way. (chuckles) 1365 01:02:34,742 --> 01:02:36,202 And if it weren't for these technicalities 1366 01:02:36,285 --> 01:02:38,704 like MBAs, medical degrees, 1367 01:02:38,788 --> 01:02:43,751 and I don't know, swim lessons, I could have ruled that world. 1368 01:02:43,876 --> 01:02:45,670 But I don't need any of those things here. 1369 01:02:51,467 --> 01:02:54,929 Here I'm just a dude. And you know what? 1370 01:02:59,266 --> 01:03:00,267 That's enough. 1371 01:03:00,768 --> 01:03:01,727 TV remote? 1372 01:03:06,107 --> 01:03:07,274 Which one is it? 1373 01:03:07,358 --> 01:03:08,442 (whispers) It's that one right there. 1374 01:03:10,194 --> 01:03:12,530 Call me Mister Ken President Prime Minister, ma'am. 1375 01:03:12,613 --> 01:03:13,739 Let's recap all the amazing changes 1376 01:03:13,864 --> 01:03:15,366 and innovations thanks to the Kens. 1377 01:03:15,449 --> 01:03:16,117 The Nobel Prize 1378 01:03:16,242 --> 01:03:18,160 in horses goes to-- 1379 01:03:18,285 --> 01:03:19,328 Ken! 1380 01:03:19,412 --> 01:03:21,956 (audience, chanting) Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! 1381 01:03:23,165 --> 01:03:25,668 Wow. And now you're making it permanent 1382 01:03:25,751 --> 01:03:29,255 with a special election to change the Constitution. 1383 01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:30,673 That's right. In just 48 hours, 1384 01:03:30,798 --> 01:03:31,882 all the Kens will head to the polls 1385 01:03:31,966 --> 01:03:33,509 and vote to change the Constitution 1386 01:03:33,634 --> 01:03:34,343 to a government 1387 01:03:34,427 --> 01:03:36,762 for the Kens, of the Kens, and by the Kens! 1388 01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:38,472 (cymbals crash) 1389 01:03:38,556 --> 01:03:41,726 (synthesizer beat) 1390 01:03:41,809 --> 01:03:43,561 You can't do this. 1391 01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:44,812 This is Barbie Land. 1392 01:03:44,895 --> 01:03:47,398 The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard 1393 01:03:47,523 --> 01:03:49,734 to make it everything that it is. You-- 1394 01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:53,612 You can't just undo it in a day. 1395 01:03:53,738 --> 01:03:55,990 Literally and figuratively, watch me. 1396 01:03:57,408 --> 01:04:00,327 Now, if you'll excuse me... 1397 01:04:01,328 --> 01:04:04,790 ...this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not... 1398 01:04:05,499 --> 01:04:08,711 ...Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1399 01:04:10,004 --> 01:04:11,005 Right? 1400 01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:16,802 How's that feel? 1401 01:04:20,347 --> 01:04:23,059 It is not fun, is it? 1402 01:04:24,435 --> 01:04:26,729 (all) It's boys' night! 1403 01:04:26,812 --> 01:04:29,440 (cheering) 1404 01:04:42,203 --> 01:04:44,246 Every night is boys' night. 1405 01:04:48,209 --> 01:04:51,087 (Kens, chanting) Go, Ken! Go, Ken! Go, Ken! 1406 01:04:51,170 --> 01:04:53,089 (cheering) 1407 01:04:56,675 --> 01:05:00,638 Barbie! Take your lady fashions with you. 1408 01:05:00,721 --> 01:05:04,058 Take your "Celebrate Disco" Bell Bottoms... 1409 01:05:04,809 --> 01:05:05,476 (Barbie) Oh! 1410 01:05:05,559 --> 01:05:08,187 ...and your Ice Capades Pretty Practice Suit 1411 01:05:08,270 --> 01:05:09,897 and Dazzling Show Skirt. 1412 01:05:09,980 --> 01:05:11,607 -(gasps) -These are archival. 1413 01:05:11,690 --> 01:05:14,527 Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets. 1414 01:05:14,944 --> 01:05:15,694 No! 1415 01:05:15,778 --> 01:05:18,322 And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants! 1416 01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:22,618 -Not the Palazzos! -And get out! 1417 01:05:22,701 --> 01:05:25,704 (wailing) 1418 01:05:25,788 --> 01:05:27,248 Maybe this could fit me. 1419 01:05:27,331 --> 01:05:30,376 (sobbing) 1420 01:05:30,459 --> 01:05:31,335 Honey. 1421 01:05:31,418 --> 01:05:34,088 Why did you wish me to your messed-up world 1422 01:05:34,171 --> 01:05:38,217 using your complicated human thoughts and feelings? 1423 01:05:38,592 --> 01:05:41,428 -What? -Barbie Land was perfect before. 1424 01:05:42,429 --> 01:05:44,473 I was perfect before. 1425 01:05:45,141 --> 01:05:48,727 I'm so sorry. I wasn't trying to do anything. 1426 01:05:48,811 --> 01:05:50,104 Don't apologize. 1427 01:05:50,855 --> 01:05:52,356 Don't blame my mom. 1428 01:05:52,439 --> 01:05:54,108 Sasha, that's sweet. 1429 01:05:54,191 --> 01:05:57,194 Maybe you wished us. Maybe it's your fault, Barbie. 1430 01:05:57,278 --> 01:05:58,487 No, I didn't wish anything. 1431 01:05:58,612 --> 01:06:01,365 I've never wanted anything to change. 1432 01:06:01,824 --> 01:06:07,204 Oh, honey, that's life. It's all change. 1433 01:06:08,122 --> 01:06:09,165 That's... 1434 01:06:09,623 --> 01:06:11,208 That's terrifying. 1435 01:06:15,629 --> 01:06:16,463 I don't want that. 1436 01:06:17,965 --> 01:06:20,593 Not my life. No, thank you. 1437 01:06:20,676 --> 01:06:24,013 Just, no, I don't want this. 1438 01:06:30,519 --> 01:06:32,938 I'm just gonna sit here and wait and hope 1439 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:35,774 that one of the more leadership-oriented Barbies 1440 01:06:35,858 --> 01:06:37,776 just snaps out of it 1441 01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:39,945 and does something about this whole mess. 1442 01:06:40,029 --> 01:06:42,406 I really understand this feeling. 1443 01:06:42,489 --> 01:06:45,576 It's basically, like, being a human person all the time-- 1444 01:06:45,659 --> 01:06:47,745 Please just leave me here. Just leave me. 1445 01:06:47,870 --> 01:06:51,123 Go back to your messed-up world and just leave me to mine. 1446 01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:53,918 -So, you're just gonna give up? -Yes. 1447 01:06:58,839 --> 01:07:00,007 Okay. 1448 01:07:00,507 --> 01:07:01,884 You know, I almost feel bad for you, 1449 01:07:01,967 --> 01:07:04,470 but you are exactly what I thought you were. 1450 01:07:05,721 --> 01:07:06,764 Um... 1451 01:07:08,057 --> 01:07:09,683 Let's go, honey. Let's just... 1452 01:07:09,808 --> 01:07:10,976 Okay, how do we-- how do you expect-- 1453 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,645 Do everything we did in reverse. 1454 01:07:14,772 --> 01:07:18,400 Unbelievable. Come on, Mom. She doesn't deserve you. 1455 01:07:23,489 --> 01:07:26,283 This is the lowest I've ever been. 1456 01:07:26,367 --> 01:07:29,286 Emotionally and physically. 1457 01:07:30,829 --> 01:07:32,915 (girl) Okay, kids, it's time to run out 1458 01:07:32,998 --> 01:07:34,708 and get the new Depression Barbie. 1459 01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:36,627 She wears sweatpants all day and night. 1460 01:07:36,961 --> 01:07:39,088 She spent seven hours today on Instagram, 1461 01:07:39,171 --> 01:07:41,298 looking at her estranged best friend's engagement photos, 1462 01:07:41,382 --> 01:07:43,342 while eating a family-size bag of Starbursts. 1463 01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:45,511 And now her jaw is killing her. 1464 01:07:45,636 --> 01:07:48,430 And she's going to watch the BBC's Pride and Prejudice 1465 01:07:48,514 --> 01:07:50,766 for the seventh time until she falls asleep. 1466 01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:52,268 Situation of our families is such 1467 01:07:52,351 --> 01:07:53,394 that any alliance between us 1468 01:07:53,477 --> 01:07:56,063 must be regarded as a highly reprehensible connection. 1469 01:07:56,146 --> 01:07:59,149 (girl) Anxiety, panic attacks, and OCD sold separately. 1470 01:07:59,984 --> 01:08:02,361 Barbie. Barbie, wake up. 1471 01:08:02,653 --> 01:08:04,280 -Hey. -Weird. 1472 01:08:05,072 --> 01:08:06,782 I'm like you now. 1473 01:08:06,865 --> 01:08:08,951 Ugly and unwanted. 1474 01:08:09,868 --> 01:08:10,744 Thanks. 1475 01:08:11,787 --> 01:08:13,205 Let's get her in the back. Come on. 1476 01:08:13,289 --> 01:08:14,164 One, two... 1477 01:08:14,957 --> 01:08:16,667 -Isn't this great? -Yes. 1478 01:08:16,750 --> 01:08:18,294 Wait until you see the boat. 1479 01:08:18,377 --> 01:08:19,503 The boat. 1480 01:08:21,171 --> 01:08:22,840 Beautiful countryside. 1481 01:08:24,174 --> 01:08:26,135 He said he could see through me 1482 01:08:26,218 --> 01:08:29,847 I spent four years prostrate To the higher mind 1483 01:08:29,930 --> 01:08:32,766 Got my paper and I was free 1484 01:08:34,018 --> 01:08:38,731 I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains 1485 01:08:38,814 --> 01:08:43,319 I looked to the children, I drank from the fountains 1486 01:08:43,402 --> 01:08:45,279 We interrupt this broadcast to bring you 1487 01:08:45,362 --> 01:08:48,282 our new radio station only playing Ken's favorite song. 1488 01:08:48,365 --> 01:08:51,410 I want to push you around 1489 01:08:51,493 --> 01:08:54,246 Well, I will, well, I will 1490 01:08:54,330 --> 01:08:56,206 Turn this song off, for Chrissake! 1491 01:08:56,290 --> 01:08:58,000 (screaming) 1492 01:09:03,047 --> 01:09:04,506 -Who are you? -I'm Allan. 1493 01:09:04,631 --> 01:09:06,467 Oh, you are Allan. That's great. 1494 01:09:06,633 --> 01:09:08,344 Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape. 1495 01:09:08,427 --> 01:09:10,137 I cannot sit on one more leather couch. 1496 01:09:10,220 --> 01:09:11,597 It's gonna break my spirit. 1497 01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:13,515 As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways 1498 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:14,892 and not just up, 1499 01:09:15,601 --> 01:09:17,686 no one is gonna be able to get in or out. 1500 01:09:17,770 --> 01:09:19,438 So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it. 1501 01:09:19,521 --> 01:09:22,024 No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World 1502 01:09:22,107 --> 01:09:24,026 is what caused all these problems in the first place. 1503 01:09:24,109 --> 01:09:26,153 Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World. 1504 01:09:26,236 --> 01:09:29,239 In fact, it's happened before. All of N'SYNC, Allan. 1505 01:09:29,907 --> 01:09:31,784 Yes, even him, so come on! 1506 01:09:31,867 --> 01:09:32,743 Hey, you there. 1507 01:09:34,036 --> 01:09:35,579 -What do we do? -Just get in the car 1508 01:09:35,662 --> 01:09:37,206 and keep it singing. Hey, man. 1509 01:09:37,289 --> 01:09:38,582 -Be ready for anything. -What? 1510 01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:40,042 Who are you? 1511 01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:42,127 I'm Allan. I'm Ken's buddy. 1512 01:09:43,045 --> 01:09:44,129 All of his clothes fit me. 1513 01:09:47,341 --> 01:09:48,384 Get in the car! 1514 01:09:52,221 --> 01:09:53,180 (Allan) You want a piece? 1515 01:09:53,263 --> 01:09:54,640 Wait, you don't have a driver's license. 1516 01:09:54,723 --> 01:09:55,974 This car doesn't have an engine. 1517 01:09:56,058 --> 01:09:56,809 (groans) Fine. 1518 01:10:01,188 --> 01:10:02,606 What are you doing? We gotta go. 1519 01:10:02,689 --> 01:10:05,150 We have to go back. Barbie Land needs saving. 1520 01:10:05,234 --> 01:10:06,610 Barbie needs saving. 1521 01:10:07,027 --> 01:10:08,278 What? You hate Barbie! 1522 01:10:08,362 --> 01:10:10,614 But you don't. You've always believed in what she could be. 1523 01:10:10,697 --> 01:10:14,118 Yeah, well, I was wrong. Barbie gave up. The Kens won. 1524 01:10:14,827 --> 01:10:16,120 You have to try. 1525 01:10:16,203 --> 01:10:17,955 Even if you can't make it perfect, 1526 01:10:18,038 --> 01:10:20,124 -you can make it better. -I can't make anything better. 1527 01:10:20,207 --> 01:10:21,417 I'm the one who ruined Barbie Land 1528 01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:22,960 with my stupid drawings in the first place. 1529 01:10:23,043 --> 01:10:24,878 They're not stupid! They're amazing! 1530 01:10:27,381 --> 01:10:29,133 You like my drawings? 1531 01:10:29,216 --> 01:10:31,927 They're weird and dark and crazy. 1532 01:10:32,511 --> 01:10:34,263 Everything you pretend not to be. 1533 01:10:36,223 --> 01:10:39,977 I am, I am. I'm weird and I'm dark and I'm crazy. 1534 01:10:40,394 --> 01:10:42,187 (Allan, men fighting) 1535 01:10:42,771 --> 01:10:45,232 Easy. Easy... 1536 01:10:46,942 --> 01:10:49,319 Okay. You want some more Allan? 1537 01:10:49,403 --> 01:10:50,404 No! 1538 01:10:51,738 --> 01:10:53,031 We have to get out of here right now. 1539 01:10:53,115 --> 01:10:55,033 Shut up, Allan! We're going back. 1540 01:10:55,742 --> 01:10:57,077 Let's go get my doll. 1541 01:11:01,331 --> 01:11:02,958 I'll never get out of here. 1542 01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:04,626 Where do we find Barbie? 1543 01:11:04,710 --> 01:11:06,128 There's only one place she'd be. 1544 01:11:08,422 --> 01:11:09,631 You're a writer. 1545 01:11:09,715 --> 01:11:12,843 This is your Nobel Prize. Remember winning it? 1546 01:11:12,926 --> 01:11:14,261 It's useless trying to deprogram her. 1547 01:11:14,344 --> 01:11:15,637 I already did everything I could. 1548 01:11:15,721 --> 01:11:18,974 Oh, my God. I don't even know how I got here. 1549 01:11:19,057 --> 01:11:20,517 I don't deserve this. 1550 01:11:20,642 --> 01:11:23,312 Um, I'd like to thank Ken. 1551 01:11:24,271 --> 01:11:25,647 Thank you, Ken. 1552 01:11:26,148 --> 01:11:28,025 I love you, Ken. 1553 01:11:28,108 --> 01:11:29,651 The fork in my soup is this, Barb. 1554 01:11:29,735 --> 01:11:32,613 Why didn't the brainwashing work on you? 1555 01:11:32,696 --> 01:11:35,866 My exposure to the Real World must have made me immune. 1556 01:11:35,991 --> 01:11:38,410 Either you're brainwashed, or you're weird and ugly. 1557 01:11:38,494 --> 01:11:39,703 There is no in between. 1558 01:11:39,828 --> 01:11:41,121 Sing it, sister. 1559 01:11:41,205 --> 01:11:42,122 Well, get ready, kids. 1560 01:11:42,206 --> 01:11:44,917 Because in forty-eight hours, Barbie Land becomes Ken Land. 1561 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:45,709 (Allan) Come on, gang. 1562 01:11:45,792 --> 01:11:47,419 We'll find Barbie at the top of these stairs. 1563 01:11:47,503 --> 01:11:49,463 The Kens. They've found us. 1564 01:11:51,215 --> 01:11:52,633 No, no, no! 1565 01:11:52,966 --> 01:11:53,967 Ken! 1566 01:11:54,259 --> 01:11:55,511 Ken? 1567 01:11:59,014 --> 01:12:00,974 -Hello? -Hmm? 1568 01:12:01,058 --> 01:12:02,684 -Humans. We're fine. -(Barbies) Ah. 1569 01:12:03,185 --> 01:12:04,937 -And Allan. -(Barbies) Eh. 1570 01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:07,981 Come into my Weirdhouse. Hi! I'm Weird Barbie. 1571 01:12:08,065 --> 01:12:09,691 I'm in the splits, I have a funky haircut, 1572 01:12:09,775 --> 01:12:10,859 and I smell like basement. 1573 01:12:10,943 --> 01:12:13,654 Oh, my God. I had a Weird Barbie. 1574 01:12:13,737 --> 01:12:14,530 Yeah, you did. 1575 01:12:14,696 --> 01:12:16,865 You make them weird by playing too hard. 1576 01:12:16,949 --> 01:12:17,908 That's cool. 1577 01:12:18,283 --> 01:12:20,536 That's Sugar Daddy Ken. And Earring Magic Ken. 1578 01:12:20,661 --> 01:12:22,079 Mattel discontinued them. 1579 01:12:22,162 --> 01:12:23,288 -Sugar Daddy? -No, no, no. 1580 01:12:23,372 --> 01:12:24,706 I'm not a sugar daddy. 1581 01:12:24,790 --> 01:12:27,251 This is Sugar, and I'm her daddy. 1582 01:12:27,584 --> 01:12:29,253 And I have an earring. A magic earring. 1583 01:12:29,336 --> 01:12:31,421 These were actual Kens. 1584 01:12:32,047 --> 01:12:34,007 More discontinued Barbies. 1585 01:12:34,091 --> 01:12:36,552 Growing Up Skipper? May I? 1586 01:12:36,635 --> 01:12:37,719 -Okay. -Watch this. 1587 01:12:39,429 --> 01:12:41,515 -Her boobs grow. -Why would they do that? 1588 01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,475 And Barbie Video Girl. 1589 01:12:43,559 --> 01:12:46,645 I have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is? 1590 01:12:46,728 --> 01:12:48,981 Nobody. Nobody's dream. 1591 01:12:49,064 --> 01:12:50,899 And that's Barbie Barbie, of course. 1592 01:12:50,983 --> 01:12:53,151 She's not dead. She's just having an existential crisis. 1593 01:12:53,402 --> 01:12:54,987 Okay, come on. 1594 01:12:56,238 --> 01:12:57,114 Hey. 1595 01:12:58,156 --> 01:12:59,449 What's wrong? 1596 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:06,832 I'm not pretty anymore. 1597 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:10,252 What? You're so pretty. 1598 01:13:10,711 --> 01:13:13,964 I'm not Stereotypical Barbie pretty. 1599 01:13:14,047 --> 01:13:14,965 (narrator) Note to the filmmakers, 1600 01:13:15,048 --> 01:13:16,842 Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast 1601 01:13:16,925 --> 01:13:17,926 if you want to make this point. 1602 01:13:18,010 --> 01:13:19,595 But you're beautiful. 1603 01:13:20,387 --> 01:13:25,642 It's not just that. I'm not... smart enough to be interesting. 1604 01:13:25,976 --> 01:13:26,768 You're so smart. 1605 01:13:26,852 --> 01:13:29,521 I can't do brain surgery, I've never flown a plane. 1606 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:32,899 I'm not the president. 1607 01:13:34,401 --> 01:13:36,820 No one on the Supreme Court is me. 1608 01:13:38,572 --> 01:13:43,452 I'm not good enough for anything. 1609 01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:52,753 It is literally impossible to be a woman. 1610 01:13:54,421 --> 01:13:57,924 You are so beautiful and so smart, 1611 01:13:58,008 --> 01:14:01,470 and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. 1612 01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:05,724 Like we have to always be extraordinary. 1613 01:14:06,767 --> 01:14:11,063 But somehow we're always doing it wrong. 1614 01:14:13,523 --> 01:14:15,442 You have to be thin but not too thin, 1615 01:14:15,525 --> 01:14:17,569 and you can never say you want to be thin. 1616 01:14:17,653 --> 01:14:19,821 You have to say you want to be healthy, 1617 01:14:19,905 --> 01:14:23,075 but also you have to be thin. 1618 01:14:23,533 --> 01:14:26,286 You have to have money, but you can't ask for money 1619 01:14:26,370 --> 01:14:28,080 because that's crass. 1620 01:14:29,247 --> 01:14:29,956 (sighs) 1621 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,084 You have to be a boss but you can't be mean. 1622 01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:35,295 You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. 1623 01:14:35,379 --> 01:14:36,922 You're supposed to love being a mother, 1624 01:14:37,005 --> 01:14:39,174 but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. 1625 01:14:39,257 --> 01:14:40,842 You have to be a career woman 1626 01:14:40,926 --> 01:14:43,679 but also always be looking out for other people. 1627 01:14:44,262 --> 01:14:47,265 You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, 1628 01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:50,310 but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. 1629 01:14:50,394 --> 01:14:52,938 You're supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty 1630 01:14:53,021 --> 01:14:54,272 that you tempt them too much 1631 01:14:54,356 --> 01:14:55,649 or that you threaten other women 1632 01:14:55,732 --> 01:14:57,651 because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood 1633 01:14:57,734 --> 01:14:59,403 but always stand out. 1634 01:14:59,486 --> 01:15:02,114 And always be grateful. 1635 01:15:02,239 --> 01:15:03,990 But never forget that the system is rigged, 1636 01:15:04,074 --> 01:15:05,534 so find a way to acknowledge that 1637 01:15:05,659 --> 01:15:07,244 but also always be grateful. 1638 01:15:07,703 --> 01:15:09,663 You have to never get old, 1639 01:15:09,746 --> 01:15:12,541 never be rude, never show off, 1640 01:15:12,666 --> 01:15:14,876 never be selfish, never fall down, 1641 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:16,878 never fail, never show fear, 1642 01:15:16,962 --> 01:15:18,714 never get out of line. 1643 01:15:18,839 --> 01:15:21,299 It's too hard, it's too contradictory, 1644 01:15:21,383 --> 01:15:23,885 and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you. 1645 01:15:24,177 --> 01:15:25,303 And it turns out, in fact, 1646 01:15:25,387 --> 01:15:27,180 that not only are you doing everything wrong 1647 01:15:27,264 --> 01:15:29,725 but also everything is your fault. 1648 01:15:30,892 --> 01:15:32,811 (sighs) 1649 01:15:34,813 --> 01:15:38,316 I'm just so tired of watching myself 1650 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:42,237 and every single other woman 1651 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:46,700 tie herself into knots so that people will like us. 1652 01:15:50,245 --> 01:15:52,956 And if all of that... 1653 01:15:53,039 --> 01:15:55,792 is also true for a doll... 1654 01:15:57,127 --> 01:16:01,089 just representing a woman... 1655 01:16:03,717 --> 01:16:06,428 ...then I don't even know. 1656 01:16:12,476 --> 01:16:13,351 Wait. 1657 01:16:14,728 --> 01:16:16,354 I did write a book. 1658 01:16:17,022 --> 01:16:18,690 It's like I've been in a dream, 1659 01:16:19,149 --> 01:16:22,110 where I was somehow really invested 1660 01:16:22,194 --> 01:16:25,113 in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League. 1661 01:16:26,865 --> 01:16:29,826 But what you said broke me out of it. 1662 01:16:30,660 --> 01:16:31,578 Really? 1663 01:16:31,995 --> 01:16:32,704 Yeah. 1664 01:16:32,829 --> 01:16:34,664 You're back. She's back. 1665 01:16:34,748 --> 01:16:37,042 By giving voice to the cognitive dissonance required 1666 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:38,627 to be a woman under the patriarchy, 1667 01:16:38,710 --> 01:16:40,003 you robbed it of its power. 1668 01:16:40,128 --> 01:16:40,837 Yes. 1669 01:16:42,422 --> 01:16:43,757 Wow, I just said all of that. 1670 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,384 Hell, yes, White Savior Barbie! 1671 01:16:46,718 --> 01:16:49,721 No, it was your mom. Your mom did the saving. 1672 01:16:49,805 --> 01:16:51,348 We have to stop the Kens. 1673 01:16:51,431 --> 01:16:54,100 And you need to say all of those things to the other Barbies. 1674 01:16:54,184 --> 01:16:55,310 -That's the key. -Got it. 1675 01:16:55,393 --> 01:16:56,812 But, how are we gonna get the Barbies 1676 01:16:56,895 --> 01:16:57,854 away from their Kens? 1677 01:16:57,938 --> 01:16:59,940 We have experience with a world like this one. 1678 01:17:00,023 --> 01:17:01,483 Do you have a map of Barbie Land? 1679 01:17:01,817 --> 01:17:03,568 What do you think? 1680 01:17:06,446 --> 01:17:07,948 -Wow. -Thanks. I built it. 1681 01:17:08,031 --> 01:17:09,032 Okay, here's the deal. 1682 01:17:09,115 --> 01:17:10,867 It's not just about how they see us, 1683 01:17:10,951 --> 01:17:12,661 it's about how they see themselves. 1684 01:17:12,744 --> 01:17:15,622 Ken Land contains the seeds of its own destruction. 1685 01:17:15,705 --> 01:17:18,208 First we have to get the Barbies away from their Kens. 1686 01:17:18,291 --> 01:17:21,878 We could use a decoy Barbie who pretends to be brainwashed. 1687 01:17:21,962 --> 01:17:23,255 -That should be you. -Cool. 1688 01:17:30,220 --> 01:17:32,681 (Sasha) Distract them by appearing helpless and confused. 1689 01:17:32,764 --> 01:17:34,724 Kens cannot resist a damsel in distress. 1690 01:17:34,808 --> 01:17:37,519 You have to make them believe that you're complacent. 1691 01:17:37,644 --> 01:17:38,895 That they have the power. 1692 01:17:38,979 --> 01:17:42,107 And when their guard is down, you take the power back. 1693 01:17:45,068 --> 01:17:47,112 The influence that Porsche 356 1694 01:17:47,195 --> 01:17:49,281 has had on the motoring world as a whole, 1695 01:17:49,406 --> 01:17:50,490 it can't be overstated. 1696 01:17:50,615 --> 01:17:52,826 Oh! Photoshop is so hard! 1697 01:17:52,909 --> 01:17:55,203 I just don't understand how to use the Select tool. 1698 01:17:55,287 --> 01:17:57,038 Honey, you can only use the Select tool 1699 01:17:57,122 --> 01:17:58,540 if the layer is highlighted. 1700 01:17:58,665 --> 01:17:59,457 Let me show you. 1701 01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:00,834 My tiny head is just swimming 1702 01:18:00,917 --> 01:18:03,128 with technical jargon like color bands 1703 01:18:03,211 --> 01:18:05,922 and magnetic lassos and bit maps. 1704 01:18:06,006 --> 01:18:08,091 Do you think that you and your strong arms can explain... 1705 01:18:08,174 --> 01:18:10,176 -Oh! What's happening? -Allan, go around! 1706 01:18:10,260 --> 01:18:11,219 (President Barbie) Aah! 1707 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:13,763 -Oh, but what about Ken? -No, no, no! 1708 01:18:13,847 --> 01:18:15,891 -No, but I love him! -Come on, Allan! 1709 01:18:16,766 --> 01:18:19,185 Hey! What's gonna happen to Ken? 1710 01:18:19,269 --> 01:18:20,687 Just listen. 1711 01:18:20,896 --> 01:18:21,980 You have to be their mommies 1712 01:18:22,063 --> 01:18:23,440 but not remind them of their mommy. 1713 01:18:23,523 --> 01:18:25,817 Any power you have must be masked under a giggle. 1714 01:18:25,901 --> 01:18:27,277 (bell rings) 1715 01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:29,487 What happened? 1716 01:18:29,654 --> 01:18:30,822 One minute I was president, 1717 01:18:30,906 --> 01:18:33,992 and the next I was cutting a Ken steak for him. 1718 01:18:34,075 --> 01:18:36,077 Welcome back, Madam President. 1719 01:18:36,161 --> 01:18:38,747 Then we'll recruit the now unbrainwashed Barbies 1720 01:18:38,830 --> 01:18:39,497 to our cause. 1721 01:18:39,581 --> 01:18:41,458 They can be the new decoys. 1722 01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:43,752 You can tell him that you've never seen The Godfather. 1723 01:18:44,044 --> 01:18:46,379 And that you'd love them to explain it to you. 1724 01:18:46,463 --> 01:18:49,007 Ooh, are you guys watching The God Father? 1725 01:18:49,090 --> 01:18:50,300 The Godfather. 1726 01:18:50,383 --> 01:18:51,301 I've never seen it. 1727 01:18:51,384 --> 01:18:53,219 Oh, my God. You've never seen The Godfather? 1728 01:18:53,303 --> 01:18:55,889 This movie is a rich blend of Coppola's aesthetic genius 1729 01:18:55,972 --> 01:18:57,349 and a triumph for Robert Evans 1730 01:18:57,432 --> 01:18:59,225 and the architecture of the '70s studio system. 1731 01:18:59,309 --> 01:19:00,310 Can you start the movie over 1732 01:19:00,393 --> 01:19:01,728 and just talk through the whole thing? 1733 01:19:01,811 --> 01:19:03,897 You have to find a way to reject men's advances 1734 01:19:04,022 --> 01:19:05,315 without damaging their egos. 1735 01:19:05,398 --> 01:19:06,942 Because if you say yes to them, you're a tramp, 1736 01:19:07,025 --> 01:19:08,985 but if you say no to them, you're a prude. 1737 01:19:09,069 --> 01:19:10,070 (bell rings) 1738 01:19:10,737 --> 01:19:12,155 I don't wanna touch a foot. 1739 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:13,365 No, you don't. 1740 01:19:13,448 --> 01:19:15,867 Another one, be confused about money. 1741 01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:18,328 I just have all my money in a savings account. 1742 01:19:18,411 --> 01:19:19,913 That's totally wrong. You need treasury bonds, 1743 01:19:19,996 --> 01:19:21,247 corporate bonds, CDs. 1744 01:19:21,331 --> 01:19:23,124 No one has CDs anymore. 1745 01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:25,835 Oh, sweetheart, you are so cute when you're confused. 1746 01:19:25,961 --> 01:19:27,629 But no, not music. 1747 01:19:27,712 --> 01:19:30,131 CD stands for Certificate of Deposit. 1748 01:19:30,215 --> 01:19:32,676 Stephen Malkmus really harnessed the acerbic talk-singing 1749 01:19:32,759 --> 01:19:34,344 of Lou Reed with post-punk influences 1750 01:19:34,427 --> 01:19:36,346 -such as Wire and The Fall. -(bell rings) 1751 01:19:36,429 --> 01:19:38,223 What am I wearing? I would never choose this. 1752 01:19:38,306 --> 01:19:40,767 Because you're a physicist. Do you want some pants? 1753 01:19:40,850 --> 01:19:41,851 Yeah. 1754 01:19:41,935 --> 01:19:43,687 (bell rings) 1755 01:19:43,770 --> 01:19:44,980 Welcome back, Barbie. 1756 01:19:45,063 --> 01:19:48,191 Gee, I am so awkward and don't feel pretty at all, 1757 01:19:48,274 --> 01:19:50,110 and will anyone ever like me? 1758 01:19:50,193 --> 01:19:51,486 (Sasha) Or distract them with the old standby. 1759 01:19:51,611 --> 01:19:53,780 Wearing glasses so they can discover that you're pretty. 1760 01:19:54,155 --> 01:19:56,366 -May I? -Sure. Go ahead. 1761 01:20:00,495 --> 01:20:03,206 There. Now we can see your beautiful face. 1762 01:20:04,290 --> 01:20:06,418 And then there's pretending to be terrible 1763 01:20:06,501 --> 01:20:08,003 at every sport ever. 1764 01:20:08,086 --> 01:20:10,005 Here, let me show you. 1765 01:20:10,088 --> 01:20:11,840 Here, let me show you. 1766 01:20:11,923 --> 01:20:14,092 -Here, let me show you. -Here, let me show you. 1767 01:20:14,175 --> 01:20:16,094 Here, let us show you. 1768 01:20:16,177 --> 01:20:18,680 We'll do this until every single Barbie 1769 01:20:18,763 --> 01:20:21,433 is deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbie Land. 1770 01:20:21,516 --> 01:20:22,559 -Yes! -Yes! 1771 01:20:22,976 --> 01:20:23,810 Yeah! 1772 01:20:26,187 --> 01:20:27,439 (whistles) 1773 01:20:28,189 --> 01:20:32,652 Hey! Tomorrow the Kens vote to change the Constitution, 1774 01:20:32,736 --> 01:20:34,112 so we have to get there first. 1775 01:20:34,195 --> 01:20:35,655 The final stage of our plan. 1776 01:20:35,822 --> 01:20:38,074 To turn the Kens against each other. 1777 01:20:38,158 --> 01:20:40,368 Now that they think they have power over you, 1778 01:20:40,452 --> 01:20:42,620 you make them question whether they have enough power 1779 01:20:42,704 --> 01:20:43,663 over each other. 1780 01:20:44,247 --> 01:20:46,416 What if this doesn't work? 1781 01:20:46,499 --> 01:20:50,837 What if he doesn't... like me anymore? 1782 01:20:52,088 --> 01:20:55,050 -He likes you. -He was really upset. 1783 01:20:56,259 --> 01:20:58,094 Because he likes you. 1784 01:20:58,178 --> 01:20:59,804 And because he knows deep down 1785 01:20:59,888 --> 01:21:01,973 that you don't like him the same way. 1786 01:21:02,057 --> 01:21:03,767 It still doesn't mean I want to hurt him. 1787 01:21:05,185 --> 01:21:06,936 He took your house. 1788 01:21:07,062 --> 01:21:08,188 He brainwashed your friends. 1789 01:21:08,271 --> 01:21:10,315 He wants to control the government. 1790 01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:11,691 True. 1791 01:21:11,775 --> 01:21:13,610 -Girl. -Yeah. 1792 01:21:14,027 --> 01:21:15,445 -Wow. -Yeah. 1793 01:21:15,945 --> 01:21:17,906 It's like I'm a woman already. 1794 01:21:18,281 --> 01:21:19,824 Welcome. 1795 01:21:19,908 --> 01:21:22,368 Is this what it's like? Wow. 1796 01:21:22,452 --> 01:21:23,286 (Sasha's mother) It's time. 1797 01:21:23,870 --> 01:21:24,954 I'm ready. 1798 01:21:25,872 --> 01:21:26,915 Thank you. 1799 01:21:27,415 --> 01:21:28,792 Here I go. 1800 01:21:35,131 --> 01:21:35,882 Hi. 1801 01:21:35,965 --> 01:21:38,009 (clatter) 1802 01:21:38,802 --> 01:21:40,220 -(bottles clink) -(clunk) 1803 01:21:40,303 --> 01:21:41,012 (Ken) Ah! 1804 01:21:41,096 --> 01:21:42,931 (clatter) 1805 01:21:46,351 --> 01:21:48,853 Oh, hey. You've caught me reading. 1806 01:21:48,937 --> 01:21:50,897 Oh. 1807 01:21:50,980 --> 01:21:52,315 -I've been thinking. -Mm-hmm. 1808 01:21:52,398 --> 01:21:53,650 -Ken Land. -Kendom. 1809 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:55,485 -Kendom. -Kendom Land. 1810 01:21:55,568 --> 01:21:57,278 -Land of the... -Land of the free and the men. 1811 01:21:57,362 --> 01:21:58,947 Right. Well, this place is... 1812 01:21:59,072 --> 01:22:00,365 Kendom Land. 1813 01:22:00,448 --> 01:22:01,449 ...really great. 1814 01:22:01,825 --> 01:22:04,327 And the Kens really are just better at ruling 1815 01:22:04,410 --> 01:22:06,037 than the Barbies ever were. 1816 01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:08,873 Well, we just took patriarchy and you know, made a patriarchy. 1817 01:22:08,957 --> 01:22:11,126 -Yeah, well, I was thinking... -Yes? 1818 01:22:11,209 --> 01:22:15,004 I'm ready to be your long-term-distance 1819 01:22:15,088 --> 01:22:17,090 low-commitment casual girlfriend, 1820 01:22:17,173 --> 01:22:18,591 if you'll still have me. 1821 01:22:20,552 --> 01:22:21,761 Would you just hold on for one second? 1822 01:22:21,845 --> 01:22:22,887 Oh, okay. 1823 01:22:28,309 --> 01:22:29,477 (Ken) Sublime! 1824 01:22:33,731 --> 01:22:35,692 I don't know. I'm gonna have to think about that. 1825 01:22:35,775 --> 01:22:36,734 Oh. 1826 01:22:38,278 --> 01:22:39,070 Please? 1827 01:22:42,031 --> 01:22:42,991 Okay. 1828 01:22:43,324 --> 01:22:45,285 Come on in. I'll play the guitar at you. 1829 01:22:45,368 --> 01:22:46,411 Oh, yay! 1830 01:22:48,079 --> 01:22:50,206 (guitar strums) 1831 01:22:58,047 --> 01:23:01,801 Said I don't know if I've ever been good enough 1832 01:23:02,343 --> 01:23:04,220 I'm a little bit rusty 1833 01:23:04,304 --> 01:23:07,473 And I think my head is cavin' in 1834 01:23:09,517 --> 01:23:13,646 And I don't know if I've ever been really loved 1835 01:23:13,730 --> 01:23:15,565 By a hand that's touched me 1836 01:23:15,648 --> 01:23:18,902 And I feel like something's got to give 1837 01:23:19,402 --> 01:23:22,655 And I'm a little bit angry, well 1838 01:23:23,114 --> 01:23:28,077 This ain't over, no, not here, no 1839 01:23:30,246 --> 01:23:33,124 Not while I still need you around 1840 01:23:34,584 --> 01:23:36,461 You don't owe me 1841 01:23:37,462 --> 01:23:39,672 We might change, yeah 1842 01:23:40,924 --> 01:23:44,427 Yeah, we just might feel good 1843 01:23:44,552 --> 01:23:47,263 I wanna push you around 1844 01:23:47,347 --> 01:23:50,016 Well, I will, well, I will 1845 01:23:50,099 --> 01:23:52,852 I wanna push you down 1846 01:23:52,936 --> 01:23:55,271 Well, I will, well, I will 1847 01:23:55,355 --> 01:23:58,483 (Sasha's mother) This is the final stage of our plan. 1848 01:23:58,983 --> 01:24:01,361 Give them their dream come true. 1849 01:24:01,736 --> 01:24:03,780 And at the peak of their happiness, 1850 01:24:03,863 --> 01:24:07,367 when they think you actually care about this song... 1851 01:24:10,078 --> 01:24:11,246 ...you take it all away. 1852 01:24:12,163 --> 01:24:14,457 I will 1853 01:24:17,752 --> 01:24:19,295 (texting signal rings) 1854 01:24:21,381 --> 01:24:22,757 (Barbie laughs) 1855 01:24:24,842 --> 01:24:26,010 -Who are you texting? -Huh? 1856 01:24:26,469 --> 01:24:27,762 Who are you texting? 1857 01:24:28,721 --> 01:24:31,766 -No one. -Let me just... (chuckles) 1858 01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:32,934 Ken! 1859 01:24:33,268 --> 01:24:34,644 Sorry. One sec. 1860 01:24:36,437 --> 01:24:39,357 That's a beautiful song that you're playing. 1861 01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:40,733 Did you write it? 1862 01:24:40,858 --> 01:24:42,819 Yes. You want to sit here and watch me do it, 1863 01:24:42,944 --> 01:24:44,404 while I stare uncomfortably into your eyes 1864 01:24:44,487 --> 01:24:45,280 for four and a half minutes? 1865 01:24:45,405 --> 01:24:46,447 I would love that. 1866 01:24:46,531 --> 01:24:47,323 Baby 1867 01:24:47,407 --> 01:24:48,324 Sorry, one sec. 1868 01:24:48,408 --> 01:24:50,410 I wanna push you around 1869 01:24:50,493 --> 01:24:51,244 Be right back. 1870 01:24:51,327 --> 01:24:55,081 Well, I will, well, I will, I wanna push... 1871 01:24:55,164 --> 01:24:56,749 (Sasha's mother) You play on their egos 1872 01:24:56,833 --> 01:24:58,084 and their petty jealousies, 1873 01:24:58,167 --> 01:25:00,044 and you turn them against each other. 1874 01:25:00,128 --> 01:25:00,920 One sec. 1875 01:25:01,004 --> 01:25:03,089 I wanna take you for granted 1876 01:25:03,214 --> 01:25:04,257 (ting) 1877 01:25:05,425 --> 01:25:06,426 Sorry. 1878 01:25:06,968 --> 01:25:10,722 While they're fighting, we take back Barbie Land. 1879 01:25:12,807 --> 01:25:15,226 Does the title of long-term-distance casual 1880 01:25:15,310 --> 01:25:17,520 low-commitment girlfriend mean nothing? 1881 01:25:17,645 --> 01:25:18,563 What do we do? 1882 01:25:18,688 --> 01:25:21,691 We beach every individual one of them off. 1883 01:25:21,774 --> 01:25:24,777 No. We go to war. 1884 01:25:25,945 --> 01:25:27,739 -Against the Barbies? -No, against the Kens. 1885 01:25:27,864 --> 01:25:29,198 -But we are the Kens. -The other Kens. 1886 01:25:29,282 --> 01:25:30,658 We should probably call them something else 1887 01:25:30,742 --> 01:25:31,701 so it doesn't get confusing. 1888 01:25:31,784 --> 01:25:32,869 No, because we'll know what we mean. 1889 01:25:32,994 --> 01:25:33,995 But when we're on the battlefield 1890 01:25:34,078 --> 01:25:35,121 and you say "Ken at four o'clock," 1891 01:25:35,204 --> 01:25:36,789 how will I know if you mean us Kens or the other Kens? 1892 01:25:36,873 --> 01:25:39,542 Because, my dudes, we attack at ten o'clock 1893 01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:41,836 and take advantage of the morning waves. 1894 01:25:41,919 --> 01:25:44,422 But not so early 'cause we're gonna want to sleep in. 1895 01:25:44,505 --> 01:25:45,340 Right. 1896 01:25:45,465 --> 01:25:47,133 But what will we fight with? We have no guns. 1897 01:25:47,216 --> 01:25:49,344 Tennis rackets and volleyballs. 1898 01:25:49,427 --> 01:25:50,970 And slap fights. 1899 01:25:51,054 --> 01:25:52,055 And beach offs. 1900 01:25:52,138 --> 01:25:53,973 -Yes. -Oh, yeah. 1901 01:25:54,057 --> 01:25:55,975 (Ken laughs) 1902 01:25:59,812 --> 01:26:03,649 Doesn't seem to matter what I do 1903 01:26:04,692 --> 01:26:07,111 I'm always number two 1904 01:26:08,279 --> 01:26:11,824 No one knows how hard I tried 1905 01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:17,413 I, I have feelings that I can't explain 1906 01:26:18,581 --> 01:26:21,042 Driving me insane 1907 01:26:22,085 --> 01:26:25,338 All my life been so polite 1908 01:26:25,421 --> 01:26:28,383 But I'll sleep alone tonight 1909 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,635 'Cause I'm just Ken 1910 01:26:30,718 --> 01:26:33,763 Anywhere else I'd be a ten 1911 01:26:34,055 --> 01:26:38,017 Is it my destiny to live and die 1912 01:26:38,101 --> 01:26:41,813 A life of blonde fragility 1913 01:26:42,647 --> 01:26:44,273 I'm just Ken 1914 01:26:44,357 --> 01:26:47,652 Where I see love she sees a friend 1915 01:26:47,735 --> 01:26:49,737 What will it take for her 1916 01:26:49,862 --> 01:26:53,282 To see the man behind the tan 1917 01:26:53,366 --> 01:26:55,243 And fight for me? 1918 01:27:02,667 --> 01:27:05,169 (Kens roar) 1919 01:27:05,253 --> 01:27:07,171 (groans) 1920 01:27:07,255 --> 01:27:08,756 (shouts) 1921 01:27:08,881 --> 01:27:10,466 (wails) 1922 01:27:10,591 --> 01:27:14,262 I'll see you on the Malibu beach! 1923 01:27:14,345 --> 01:27:17,723 Charge! 1924 01:27:19,058 --> 01:27:20,476 Aah! 1925 01:27:28,568 --> 01:27:31,320 You can't, Ken, you can't, Ken 1926 01:27:31,446 --> 01:27:32,572 You can't, Ken 1927 01:27:46,669 --> 01:27:48,045 Hah! 1928 01:27:59,265 --> 01:28:01,434 And now they destroy themselves. 1929 01:28:01,517 --> 01:28:02,310 You know what I think? 1930 01:28:02,393 --> 01:28:05,104 I think we should put our freaking Constitution back. 1931 01:28:05,229 --> 01:28:06,647 -Yes. -That's a great idea. 1932 01:28:12,987 --> 01:28:15,281 This is a real hornet's nest in here. 1933 01:28:15,615 --> 01:28:16,991 Watch your flank. 1934 01:28:19,202 --> 01:28:21,078 -I got shot. -That's impossible. 1935 01:28:21,704 --> 01:28:23,080 Are there real weapons here? 1936 01:28:23,164 --> 01:28:23,831 Nope. 1937 01:28:24,373 --> 01:28:27,376 I wanna know what it's like to love 1938 01:28:27,460 --> 01:28:29,420 To be the real thing 1939 01:28:30,713 --> 01:28:32,089 Is it a crime? 1940 01:28:32,173 --> 01:28:36,886 Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings? 1941 01:28:36,969 --> 01:28:43,392 And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming? 1942 01:28:44,519 --> 01:28:47,813 I'm no dreamer 1943 01:29:29,397 --> 01:29:30,523 Ken 1944 01:29:35,236 --> 01:29:36,153 Ken 1945 01:29:40,783 --> 01:29:43,828 Can you feel Ken-ergy? 1946 01:29:46,205 --> 01:29:47,415 Ken 1947 01:29:51,460 --> 01:29:54,797 They are, you are, we are 1948 01:29:55,131 --> 01:29:56,924 I'm just Ken 1949 01:29:57,008 --> 01:29:59,885 Anywhere else I'd be a ten 1950 01:30:00,303 --> 01:30:04,098 Is it my destiny to live and die 1951 01:30:04,181 --> 01:30:07,852 A life of blonde fragility 1952 01:30:08,769 --> 01:30:10,563 I'm just Ken 1953 01:30:10,688 --> 01:30:13,983 Where I see love she sees a friend 1954 01:30:14,066 --> 01:30:16,027 What will it take for her 1955 01:30:16,110 --> 01:30:19,614 To see the man behind the tan 1956 01:30:19,780 --> 01:30:22,283 And fight for me? 1957 01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:23,743 I'm just Ken 1958 01:30:24,076 --> 01:30:25,995 And I'm enough 1959 01:30:26,078 --> 01:30:29,248 And I'm great at doing stuff 1960 01:30:29,999 --> 01:30:32,293 So, hey, check me out 1961 01:30:32,376 --> 01:30:34,503 Yeah, I'm just Ken 1962 01:30:36,422 --> 01:30:37,757 My name's Ken 1963 01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:39,759 And so am I 1964 01:30:39,842 --> 01:30:43,512 Put that manly hand in mine 1965 01:30:43,679 --> 01:30:45,890 So hey, world, check me out 1966 01:30:45,973 --> 01:30:48,434 Yeah, I'm just Ken 1967 01:30:50,436 --> 01:30:53,731 -Baby, I'm... -Nobody else, nobody else 1968 01:30:53,814 --> 01:30:56,817 -...just Ken -I'm just Ken 1969 01:30:57,818 --> 01:30:59,945 -Ken! Ken. -Yeah? 1970 01:31:00,071 --> 01:31:01,530 Weren't we supposed to vote today? 1971 01:31:01,656 --> 01:31:04,158 -What? -To change the Constitution. 1972 01:31:04,241 --> 01:31:06,327 -It was today, wasn't it? -Yeah. 1973 01:31:06,410 --> 01:31:08,871 (chatter) 1974 01:31:11,332 --> 01:31:13,334 (President Barbie) Okay, ladies, let's do this. 1975 01:31:13,417 --> 01:31:17,088 All those in favor of letting Barbie Land be Barbie Land, 1976 01:31:17,171 --> 01:31:18,422 say "Aye." 1977 01:31:18,756 --> 01:31:19,924 (all) Aye! 1978 01:31:20,007 --> 01:31:22,343 (cheering) 1979 01:31:33,771 --> 01:31:34,897 I'm so happy. 1980 01:31:34,980 --> 01:31:39,026 Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! 1981 01:31:39,110 --> 01:31:42,822 Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! 1982 01:31:54,458 --> 01:31:56,085 Is it just my imagination, 1983 01:31:56,168 --> 01:32:00,089 or did these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses just get dreamier? 1984 01:32:01,257 --> 01:32:03,801 That's because they're Dreamhouses, mother(bleep)-- 1985 01:32:03,884 --> 01:32:04,760 -(gasping) -That's right. 1986 01:32:04,844 --> 01:32:07,388 We've reinstated the Barbie Land Constitution 1987 01:32:07,471 --> 01:32:08,305 to what it should be. 1988 01:32:08,389 --> 01:32:11,809 And restored all the Barbies' brains and autonomy. 1989 01:32:11,892 --> 01:32:12,852 Yes! 1990 01:32:15,688 --> 01:32:18,232 And we seriously disinfected those houses. 1991 01:32:18,315 --> 01:32:19,358 What do we do? 1992 01:32:21,444 --> 01:32:22,486 Kens! 1993 01:32:24,572 --> 01:32:25,948 Who are we attacking, sir? 1994 01:32:26,031 --> 01:32:26,699 No-- 1995 01:32:28,909 --> 01:32:30,035 No-- 1996 01:32:31,954 --> 01:32:33,414 Baah! 1997 01:32:33,497 --> 01:32:35,291 Don't look at me! 1998 01:32:36,542 --> 01:32:37,376 (whispering) Is he crying? 1999 01:32:38,085 --> 01:32:39,754 Just give us a minute. 2000 01:32:39,837 --> 01:32:41,714 (Ken sobbing) 2001 01:32:45,009 --> 01:32:48,304 -Ken. -(sobbing) 2002 01:32:49,263 --> 01:32:50,431 Are you okay? 2003 01:32:50,514 --> 01:32:52,141 Yeah. Totally. 2004 01:32:52,224 --> 01:32:53,934 It's okay if you're crying. 2005 01:32:54,059 --> 01:32:56,395 You know, I cried, too. It's actually kind of amazing. 2006 01:32:56,479 --> 01:32:58,814 I'm a liberated man. I know crying is not weak. 2007 01:32:58,898 --> 01:33:00,024 Okay. 2008 01:33:02,568 --> 01:33:03,527 You wanna sit up for a minute? 2009 01:33:04,528 --> 01:33:06,447 Ah. (coughs, sniffles) 2010 01:33:07,031 --> 01:33:08,157 (exhales) 2011 01:33:09,116 --> 01:33:10,159 This... 2012 01:33:11,118 --> 01:33:12,912 It was hard running stuff. 2013 01:33:14,079 --> 01:33:15,247 I didn't love it. 2014 01:33:17,082 --> 01:33:18,167 I get it. 2015 01:33:21,337 --> 01:33:22,463 (sputters) 2016 01:33:22,546 --> 01:33:24,673 And those mini-fridges are so small. 2017 01:33:24,757 --> 01:33:25,424 Mm-hmm. 2018 01:33:25,508 --> 01:33:26,675 You could only fit a six pack in them. 2019 01:33:26,759 --> 01:33:30,054 And the freezers are basically useless. 2020 01:33:31,889 --> 01:33:33,390 To be honest, when I found out 2021 01:33:33,474 --> 01:33:35,100 that patriarchy wasn't about horses, 2022 01:33:35,184 --> 01:33:36,644 I lost interest anyway. 2023 01:33:37,937 --> 01:33:39,230 That's okay. 2024 01:33:44,401 --> 01:33:46,654 I always thought this would be our house. 2025 01:33:49,907 --> 01:33:51,033 Oh. 2026 01:33:51,116 --> 01:33:53,744 (sobs, sniffles) 2027 01:33:54,161 --> 01:33:56,747 -Ken. -(whimpering) 2028 01:33:57,456 --> 01:34:00,125 -I think I owe you an apology. -Huh? 2029 01:34:00,209 --> 01:34:02,127 I'm really sorry I took you for granted. 2030 01:34:02,211 --> 01:34:03,337 Oh. 2031 01:34:05,005 --> 01:34:07,216 Not every night had to be girls' night. 2032 01:34:10,928 --> 01:34:12,429 Thank you for saying that. 2033 01:34:14,056 --> 01:34:14,974 Thank you. 2034 01:34:17,101 --> 01:34:20,312 Oh. I didn't mean to suggest, uh... 2035 01:34:20,396 --> 01:34:22,940 I just don't know who I am without you. 2036 01:34:24,275 --> 01:34:25,901 You're Ken. 2037 01:34:26,861 --> 01:34:29,989 But it's "Barbie and Ken." 2038 01:34:31,699 --> 01:34:34,285 There is no just "Ken." 2039 01:34:35,327 --> 01:34:37,204 That's why I was created. 2040 01:34:37,288 --> 01:34:42,710 I only exist within the warmth of your gaze. 2041 01:34:44,086 --> 01:34:50,134 Without it, I'm just another blond guy who can't do flips. 2042 01:34:56,515 --> 01:34:57,766 (gasping) 2043 01:34:59,059 --> 01:35:03,898 Maybe it's time to discover who Ken is. 2044 01:35:04,523 --> 01:35:06,859 -Okay. I think I get it now. -Okay. 2045 01:35:06,942 --> 01:35:09,361 No, no, no! This isn't the answer. 2046 01:35:11,447 --> 01:35:12,823 -(gasp) -Ouch. 2047 01:35:12,907 --> 01:35:13,908 (Ken) I feel so stupid. 2048 01:35:13,991 --> 01:35:15,242 -No. -No. 2049 01:35:15,326 --> 01:35:17,244 I look so stupid. 2050 01:35:17,328 --> 01:35:20,497 -Well, yeah. -I look so stupid! 2051 01:35:20,623 --> 01:35:23,000 -No! -So cool. You look so cool. 2052 01:35:23,959 --> 01:35:26,378 Okay. Ken, you have to figure out 2053 01:35:26,462 --> 01:35:28,213 who you are without me. 2054 01:35:29,924 --> 01:35:30,883 Why? 2055 01:35:30,966 --> 01:35:32,760 You're not your girlfriend. 2056 01:35:32,843 --> 01:35:35,679 You're not your house, you're not your mink. 2057 01:35:35,930 --> 01:35:37,514 -Beach? -Nope. 2058 01:35:37,640 --> 01:35:39,642 You're not even beach. 2059 01:35:40,017 --> 01:35:43,687 Maybe all the things that you thought made you you 2060 01:35:43,771 --> 01:35:47,733 aren't... really... you. 2061 01:35:52,613 --> 01:35:54,990 Maybe it's Barbie and... 2062 01:35:57,159 --> 01:35:58,953 ...it's Ken. 2063 01:36:01,956 --> 01:36:05,084 Ken... is... 2064 01:36:06,835 --> 01:36:07,670 ...me? 2065 01:36:07,753 --> 01:36:08,921 Yes. 2066 01:36:09,046 --> 01:36:11,507 Ken... is me! 2067 01:36:13,008 --> 01:36:14,551 And I'm Barbie. 2068 01:36:17,638 --> 01:36:18,722 Ken... 2069 01:36:20,391 --> 01:36:21,392 ...is me! 2070 01:36:21,767 --> 01:36:22,476 Ken is me! 2071 01:36:22,643 --> 01:36:23,978 -Ken is me! -Ken is me! 2072 01:36:24,645 --> 01:36:26,188 I don't even care about being Ken anymore. 2073 01:36:26,271 --> 01:36:27,523 I just miss my friend Barbie! 2074 01:36:27,606 --> 01:36:29,233 -That's cool! -Barbie! 2075 01:36:29,316 --> 01:36:30,943 (whispers) I'm right here. 2076 01:36:31,026 --> 01:36:32,027 Ken! 2077 01:36:36,448 --> 01:36:38,617 I want you to have it. 2078 01:36:38,993 --> 01:36:41,161 Oh. That's nice. 2079 01:36:48,669 --> 01:36:51,380 We were only fighting because we didn't know who we were. 2080 01:36:53,716 --> 01:36:58,387 Ken is... me! 2081 01:37:01,265 --> 01:37:03,267 (laughing) 2082 01:37:06,937 --> 01:37:08,022 Ken is right. 2083 01:37:08,689 --> 01:37:11,191 It's just so hard to be a leader. 2084 01:37:11,275 --> 01:37:13,068 -You know? -That's my boss. 2085 01:37:13,152 --> 01:37:15,362 It's-- Aah! Oh. 2086 01:37:15,446 --> 01:37:17,364 Midge, gosh. 2087 01:37:17,448 --> 01:37:19,199 I thought we discontinued her. 2088 01:37:19,283 --> 01:37:21,285 (panting) 2089 01:37:21,368 --> 01:37:24,121 Look, do you know how many times 2090 01:37:24,204 --> 01:37:27,332 I've wanted to stand up in a board meeting and just say, 2091 01:37:27,416 --> 01:37:28,876 "Can we just tickle each other?" 2092 01:37:29,501 --> 01:37:30,794 -Really? -Let's have a company retreat 2093 01:37:30,878 --> 01:37:32,296 and just tickle each other. 2094 01:37:32,421 --> 01:37:34,381 Someone get me. Someone get me. 2095 01:37:36,633 --> 01:37:38,343 I love being tickled. 2096 01:37:38,427 --> 01:37:41,472 No, no, no. Don't hug me. Don't hug me. 2097 01:37:44,266 --> 01:37:45,726 But thanks to the Barbies, 2098 01:37:45,809 --> 01:37:49,646 I, too, can now relieve myself of this heavy existential burden 2099 01:37:49,730 --> 01:37:52,941 while holding on to the very real title of CEO. 2100 01:37:53,776 --> 01:37:56,320 And we can restore everything in Barbie Land 2101 01:37:56,487 --> 01:37:58,072 to exactly the way it was. 2102 01:37:58,155 --> 01:38:01,200 -Mister Mattel, I just-- -Please. Call me Mother. 2103 01:38:01,825 --> 01:38:03,077 No, thank you. 2104 01:38:03,160 --> 01:38:04,953 I don't think that things should go back 2105 01:38:05,037 --> 01:38:06,121 to the way that they were. 2106 01:38:06,205 --> 01:38:10,459 No Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows. 2107 01:38:10,584 --> 01:38:11,502 Or Allan. 2108 01:38:12,461 --> 01:38:13,670 -Hey. -Me? 2109 01:38:13,754 --> 01:38:15,547 -Yeah. -Hello. 2110 01:38:15,672 --> 01:38:16,632 I just want to say, 2111 01:38:16,715 --> 01:38:18,175 I'm sorry we called you Weird Barbie 2112 01:38:18,300 --> 01:38:19,802 behind your back and also to your face. 2113 01:38:19,885 --> 01:38:22,096 That's okay. I'm owning it. 2114 01:38:22,179 --> 01:38:23,972 Would you like a job in my cabinet? 2115 01:38:24,056 --> 01:38:26,183 May I please have sanitation? 2116 01:38:27,309 --> 01:38:28,143 It's yours. 2117 01:38:28,393 --> 01:38:30,395 -Yeah, thank you. -All right. 2118 01:38:30,479 --> 01:38:31,730 -Madam President. -Oh. 2119 01:38:32,397 --> 01:38:35,067 Please, may the Kens have one Supreme Court Justice? 2120 01:38:35,150 --> 01:38:39,196 I can't do that. But maybe a lower circuit court judgeship. 2121 01:38:39,321 --> 01:38:41,156 We accept. As long as we can wear robes. 2122 01:38:41,281 --> 01:38:43,450 (narrator) Well, the Kens have to start somewhere. 2123 01:38:43,534 --> 01:38:45,410 And one day the Kens will have 2124 01:38:45,494 --> 01:38:47,830 as much power and influence in Barbie Land 2125 01:38:47,913 --> 01:38:50,749 as women have in the Real World. 2126 01:38:50,833 --> 01:38:51,959 No, I don't want to. 2127 01:38:52,042 --> 01:38:53,252 -Just go! -I can't. 2128 01:38:53,335 --> 01:38:55,379 -Grow up and go. -I have an idea. 2129 01:38:56,338 --> 01:38:58,090 Tell me your secret dream, child. 2130 01:38:58,173 --> 01:39:00,300 Okay, what about Ordinary Barbie? 2131 01:39:01,552 --> 01:39:04,513 She's not extraordinary. She's not president of anything, 2132 01:39:04,638 --> 01:39:05,389 or maybe she is. 2133 01:39:05,472 --> 01:39:07,724 Maybe she's a mom. Maybe she's not. 2134 01:39:07,808 --> 01:39:11,061 Because it's okay to just want to be a mom, 2135 01:39:11,145 --> 01:39:13,438 or to wanna be president or a mom who is president. 2136 01:39:13,564 --> 01:39:15,190 Or not a mom who's also not president. 2137 01:39:15,274 --> 01:39:17,359 She just has a flattering top, 2138 01:39:17,442 --> 01:39:18,819 and she wants to get through the day 2139 01:39:18,902 --> 01:39:21,488 feeling kinda good about herself. 2140 01:39:23,824 --> 01:39:26,118 That's a... terrible idea. 2141 01:39:26,201 --> 01:39:27,744 Yeah, that's going to make money. 2142 01:39:27,828 --> 01:39:31,206 Oh. Ordinary Barbie. I love it. Fantastic. 2143 01:39:31,331 --> 01:39:32,457 Okay, great. 2144 01:39:32,541 --> 01:39:33,959 -Great. -Cool. 2145 01:39:34,042 --> 01:39:35,127 -Yes. -We good? 2146 01:39:35,210 --> 01:39:36,545 I think we're good, right? 2147 01:39:37,045 --> 01:39:38,380 All right, let's begin the work 2148 01:39:38,463 --> 01:39:40,757 to close the portal between our two worlds. 2149 01:39:41,300 --> 01:39:43,260 Hey, what about Barbie? 2150 01:39:43,343 --> 01:39:44,261 What do you mean? 2151 01:39:44,344 --> 01:39:46,096 Yeah, what about Barbie? 2152 01:39:46,180 --> 01:39:49,016 What's her ending? What does she get? 2153 01:39:50,309 --> 01:39:52,978 Well, that's easy. She's in love with Ken. 2154 01:39:53,061 --> 01:39:54,062 (Barbies) Aw. 2155 01:39:54,146 --> 01:39:55,606 That is not her ending. 2156 01:39:55,689 --> 01:39:57,024 (grunts) 2157 01:39:57,816 --> 01:39:59,818 -I'm not in love with Ken. -(Barbies) Oh. 2158 01:39:59,902 --> 01:40:00,944 What do you want? 2159 01:40:02,988 --> 01:40:04,406 I don't know. I'm... 2160 01:40:06,575 --> 01:40:09,328 I'm not really sure where I belong anymore. 2161 01:40:14,208 --> 01:40:15,959 I don't think I have an ending. 2162 01:40:16,043 --> 01:40:18,003 (Ruth) That was always the point. 2163 01:40:18,086 --> 01:40:21,340 I created you so wouldn't have an ending. 2164 01:40:22,883 --> 01:40:24,092 It's you. 2165 01:40:26,637 --> 01:40:28,347 You're Ruth from Mattel. 2166 01:40:28,847 --> 01:40:31,183 Baby, I am Mattel. 2167 01:40:31,266 --> 01:40:34,061 Until the IRS got to me, but that's another movie. 2168 01:40:34,144 --> 01:40:35,103 So, you're... 2169 01:40:35,187 --> 01:40:38,440 Ruth Handler. Inventor of Barbie. 2170 01:40:38,523 --> 01:40:39,650 -(gasping) -What? 2171 01:40:39,733 --> 01:40:40,734 That's so cool. 2172 01:40:40,817 --> 01:40:43,403 Her ghost keeps an office on the 17th floor. 2173 01:40:43,487 --> 01:40:44,404 -What? -What? 2174 01:40:44,488 --> 01:40:45,364 You guys, 2175 01:40:45,447 --> 01:40:49,034 you think the lady who invented Barbie looks like Barbie? 2176 01:40:49,117 --> 01:40:51,203 Ha! I'm a five-foot-nothing grandma 2177 01:40:51,286 --> 01:40:52,913 with a double mastectomy 2178 01:40:52,996 --> 01:40:55,123 (laughing) and tax evasion issues. 2179 01:40:55,207 --> 01:40:57,000 Nobody looks like Barbie, 2180 01:40:57,751 --> 01:41:01,213 except, of course, Barbie. Take a bow, honey. 2181 01:41:03,257 --> 01:41:05,926 I don't really feel like Barbie anymore. 2182 01:41:10,055 --> 01:41:11,890 Come, walk with me. 2183 01:41:32,035 --> 01:41:33,078 Thank you. 2184 01:41:35,080 --> 01:41:36,248 Thank you, Barbie. 2185 01:41:38,375 --> 01:41:39,710 Thank you. 2186 01:41:49,303 --> 01:41:51,263 I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do now. 2187 01:41:51,346 --> 01:41:53,849 I've always been Stereotypical Barbie, 2188 01:41:53,932 --> 01:41:57,311 and I don't think I'm really good at anything else. 2189 01:41:57,394 --> 01:41:59,396 You saved Barbie Land from patriarchy. 2190 01:41:59,479 --> 01:42:01,982 That was very much a group effort. 2191 01:42:02,357 --> 01:42:04,860 And you helped that mother and daughter connect. 2192 01:42:05,319 --> 01:42:06,903 They really helped each other. 2193 01:42:08,363 --> 01:42:10,824 Maybe you're Self-Effacing Barbie? 2194 01:42:12,701 --> 01:42:14,661 Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore. 2195 01:42:23,879 --> 01:42:27,674 You understand that humans only have one ending. 2196 01:42:27,758 --> 01:42:31,928 Ideas live forever, humans not so much. 2197 01:42:32,012 --> 01:42:33,347 You know that, right? 2198 01:42:33,430 --> 01:42:34,389 I do. 2199 01:42:34,473 --> 01:42:37,642 Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable. 2200 01:42:38,977 --> 01:42:40,187 I know. 2201 01:42:40,270 --> 01:42:44,608 Humans make things up, like patriarchy and Barbie 2202 01:42:44,691 --> 01:42:47,486 just to deal with how uncomfortable it is. 2203 01:42:48,278 --> 01:42:49,988 I understand that. 2204 01:42:50,072 --> 01:42:51,406 And then you die. 2205 01:42:53,784 --> 01:42:54,826 Yeah. 2206 01:42:56,620 --> 01:42:57,954 Yeah. 2207 01:43:04,378 --> 01:43:08,507 I want to be a part of the people 2208 01:43:08,632 --> 01:43:10,509 that make meaning. 2209 01:43:11,885 --> 01:43:13,887 Not the thing that's made. 2210 01:43:16,390 --> 01:43:19,267 I want to do the imagining. I don't wanna be the idea. 2211 01:43:19,351 --> 01:43:20,852 Does that make sense? 2212 01:43:21,603 --> 01:43:23,730 I always knew that Barbie would surprise me, 2213 01:43:23,855 --> 01:43:26,775 but I never expected this. 2214 01:43:26,858 --> 01:43:30,529 Do you give me permission to become human? 2215 01:43:31,405 --> 01:43:33,365 You don't need my permission. 2216 01:43:33,448 --> 01:43:37,119 But you're the creator. You... Don't you control me? 2217 01:43:37,202 --> 01:43:38,745 I can't control you 2218 01:43:38,829 --> 01:43:42,082 any more than I can control my own daughter. 2219 01:43:42,165 --> 01:43:44,584 I named you after her, Barbara. 2220 01:43:44,918 --> 01:43:48,505 And I always hoped for you like I hoped for her. 2221 01:43:49,589 --> 01:43:50,966 We mothers stand still 2222 01:43:51,049 --> 01:43:55,554 so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come. 2223 01:44:00,809 --> 01:44:03,061 So, being human's not something I need to... 2224 01:44:04,062 --> 01:44:08,191 ask for or even want? I can just... 2225 01:44:10,152 --> 01:44:12,404 It's something that I just discover I am? 2226 01:44:14,573 --> 01:44:17,159 I can't in good conscience let you take this leap 2227 01:44:17,242 --> 01:44:19,327 without you knowing what it means. 2228 01:44:23,123 --> 01:44:24,416 Take my hands. 2229 01:44:31,298 --> 01:44:32,924 Now close your eyes. 2230 01:44:43,351 --> 01:44:44,769 Now feel. 2231 01:44:52,110 --> 01:44:55,238 (heart beating) 2232 01:46:02,430 --> 01:46:03,807 Yes. 2233 01:46:13,567 --> 01:46:15,318 (sea gull screeches) 2234 01:46:16,736 --> 01:46:18,321 (narrator) So, Barbie left behind 2235 01:46:18,405 --> 01:46:21,324 the pastels and plastics of Barbie Land 2236 01:46:21,408 --> 01:46:24,035 for the pastels and plastics of Los Angeles. 2237 01:46:24,452 --> 01:46:26,871 Okay. Thanks for the lift. 2238 01:46:27,664 --> 01:46:28,623 You got this. 2239 01:46:28,707 --> 01:46:30,041 I'm really proud of you. 2240 01:46:30,125 --> 01:46:33,670 Estoy muy orguoso de ti. 2241 01:46:33,753 --> 01:46:35,255 Orgulloso. 2242 01:46:35,338 --> 01:46:38,508 Orgulloso... Orgulloso de ti. 2243 01:46:38,633 --> 01:46:40,594 There you go. Close enough. 2244 01:46:40,677 --> 01:46:42,721 You guys are the best. Thank you. Thank you. 2245 01:46:42,804 --> 01:46:45,390 Okay. Let's do this. 2246 01:46:45,473 --> 01:46:46,266 Sí se puede. 2247 01:46:46,349 --> 01:46:47,559 That's a political statement. 2248 01:46:47,642 --> 01:46:48,893 That's appropriation, Dad. 2249 01:46:48,977 --> 01:46:50,145 (dad) Whoo-hoo! 2250 01:46:50,562 --> 01:46:52,022 (mom) We'll be here when you're done. 2251 01:46:52,105 --> 01:46:52,856 -We love you! -You got this! 2252 01:46:52,939 --> 01:46:53,648 Bye! 2253 01:46:53,732 --> 01:46:55,817 -Okay. -We love you! 2254 01:47:04,326 --> 01:47:05,201 Hi. 2255 01:47:05,994 --> 01:47:06,786 Name? 2256 01:47:06,870 --> 01:47:10,624 Oh, uh, Handler, comma, Barbara. 2257 01:47:12,542 --> 01:47:14,085 And what are you here for today, Barbara? 2258 01:47:16,171 --> 01:47:18,340 I'm here to see my gynecologist. 2259 01:47:19,716 --> 01:47:21,718 ("Barbie World" by Ice Spice and Nicki Minaj plays) 2260 01:49:26,843 --> 01:49:28,845 ("What Was I Made For?" by Billie Eilish plays) 158565