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- Your honor, recuse herself.
- Yes, Alan.
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And the wheels of justice would grind to a halt
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if we recuse every jurist you've slept with
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I'm ready to be disciplined now,
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I'm gonna hate myself in the morning.
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I want to see a name partner, like.
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Crane's probably dead.
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Schmidt's some kind of minority, so, uh, Poole.
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I'll take Poole.
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Denny Crane, still alive.
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I was told your firm is the best. I need the best.
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That would be me. Who are you?
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Simon Griffin. Don't worry.
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That name will soon be embedded in your head forever,
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like Jonas Salk or Paris Hilton.
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Can't wait.
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I had HIV.
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I beat it. I'm a walking AIDS cure.
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Now I want to cash in, hmm?
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Is this for real?
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I tested HIV positive for the first time in 2005
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and then once a month the year after.
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I just didn't want to accept a death sentence.
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I kept thinking a miracle would happen.
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And then, 3 months ago, it did.
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I went negative.
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- You've had that rechecked?
- Every other week since.
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Dr. Freemont, my internist, just confirmed I'm spontaneously cured.
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Actually, I've heard of spontaneous cures for cancer,
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- but never for HIV.
- You need to keep up.
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I'm the first American whose blood seroconverts without treatment.
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No medications, nothing.
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There's one other guy in England.
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In the States, my body is the first to fight off HIV.
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Assuming you check out,
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how exactly can our firm help you?
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I need a team to negotiate book deals, TV appearances,
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not to sound materialistic.
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Not to.
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Shouldn't you be letting doctors examine you on the chance that,
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you know, you could help others? Just a thought.
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I'll get to that.
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But how I see myself in the big picture is as an ambassador,
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someone everybody knows about and probably desires to be like,
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somebody who inspires others.
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Mainly, I see myself rich.
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I'm here to see Alan Shore.
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Okay, is he expecting you?
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They never expect me. They always see me.
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I'm judge Gloria Weldon.
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Mr. Shore should be in any moment.
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- Would you like to wait?
- Thank you.
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Your honor.
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It was a pleasure to see you.
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Please.
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Are you familiar with the Amazonian plants psychotria viridis and banisteriopsis caapi?
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No.
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You brew the two together,
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and you arrive at a tea called hoasca.
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They call it "the vine of the soul".
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You get a 2-minute peak followed by a 30-minute brain cruise.
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Also illegal.
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After work, I imbibe in my chambers, privately.
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Last Wednesday evening, without my knowledge,
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one of my clerks managed to help himself.
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He got high as a kite,
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did a naked dance on the courthouse steps.
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Caught, scared, he led the police back to me.
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I have been arrested for importation and possession of a schedule I narcotic.
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That's a buzzkill.
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I love my job, Alan. I'm good at my job.
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You have to be creative.
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Assuming I take the case.
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- You already took the case.
- Says who?
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Says me. I'm the judge.
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Once we make a deal with a pharmaceutical company,
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then I'll have the resources to launch my new persona as a spokesperson.
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Talk shows, reality shows, photo OPs in Africa,
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a constant reminder of the message of hope that I represent.
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I'm welling up.
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I can see you're cynical. We'll make a good team.
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Dr. Freemont?
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- Hello, Simon.
- You two know each other?
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We know each other quite well, don't we, Simon?
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Who is this man, Simon?
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My internist.
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Have I got it again?
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No, uh, that's not it.
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Okay, will somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?
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Mr. Griffin is trying to sell his blood. That can't happen.
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- Why not?
- Because I own it.
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You own my blood?
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I applied for a patent on your DNA and I got it,
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so, yes, I own it.
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I go to Newton college. It's an excellent school.
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I have no issue with them.
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It's the sorority I belong to, or used to, I should say,
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gamma kappa tau. It's a national sorority,
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and recently, the national officers visited campus
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and conducted some sort of campus survey.
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If I start to talk too fast, just tell me.
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I tend to speed up towards the middle of paragraphs.
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It's fine.
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Anyways, according to this campus poll,
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the members of gamma kappa tau at Newton were perceived as socially awkward.
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As a result, the national officer sort of directed the campus chapter
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to clean up its image, so to speak.
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- Mint?
- No, thanks.
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Anyway, we all got interviewed,
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after which, about half of us were invited to leave,
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told to leave, I should say.
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Mainly, it was a group of thin, pretty, popular girls who got to stay.
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The rest of us got bounced.
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What reason did they give for kicking you out?
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They said that we failed to live up to the sorority's criteria,
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and when I pushed them on it...
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I can be a little pushy,
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they added that to my list of offenses, "too pushy".
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I think it's wrong.
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Can you help me?
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I'll help you.
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Denise, um, I, I have this, uh...
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Under the law, you're completely guilty.
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I wish I could be more optimistic.
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Alan...
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do you think I came to you for an interpretation of the law?
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I hired you because you get people off.
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I would like you to get me...
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I know you can come up with something.
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Can we offer any medical reason for you needing to drink this tea?
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Stress?
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The DA's immediate boss, um...
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there's a possibility that he may be on a little witch hunt.
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We were once involved, briefly.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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It ended poorly?
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For him.
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But he's not the guy handling this.
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The case went to somebody who would love to make a name for himself by nailing...
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convicting me.
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Denny, this is...
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Hello.
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Judge Weldon. She's in some legal trouble.
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We may need to trade on some of your connections.
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Yes, now that your legal analysis is out of the way,
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let's turn to politics. Who do you know in the DA's office?
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I know everybody. I'd like to get to know you better.
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Denny, we have a bit of a situation here.
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Denny?
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Denny?
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You need to fix this.
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You people are supposed to be so fancy and good.
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Uh, from what I can tell, the law is not definitive.
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Anything in your body belongs to you.
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Once it's excised, the legal status is debatable.
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That's ridiculous. It's my blood.
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Yes, but Dr. Freemont has a patent on the DNA.
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It's my blood.
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God knows I'm the one who had to suffer with it.
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Why can't I be the one who...
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Go ahead, you can say it. "Profits."
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The pharmaceutical companies think that's a lovely word.
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What are my options?
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Well, first thing,
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we could go to court and challenge the doctor's claim.
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Although as crazy as it may seem,
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public policy may side with him, since he's in it for the cure,
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and you, as you say, mainly just want to be rich.
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For the purposes of this meeting, let me do the talking.
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Of course. I would never.
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Hello, my name is...
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You?
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Good morning. Jerry Espenson, Pat Ontario.
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She's the national president of the sorority gamma kappa tau.
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How may we help you?
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Well...
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your client or an agent thereof
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expelled my client for being socially awkward.
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Uh, that's not exactly true.
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Pat. That allegation is without basis.
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I'm sorry, but leaving the merits aside,
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what remedy is your client seeking here?
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Does she long to become a member of a club that's not terribly enthusiastic to have her?
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- That was mean.
- My intent is only to be pragmatic.
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Lawsuits are very costly.
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I'm just looking to appreciate what it is your client is specifically after.
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$10 million.
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Be serious, please.
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$15 million.
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Clarence, may I call you Clarence?
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20!
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Let's go. I'm done.
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You are a mean, mean, mean woman.
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It seems Denny has struck out with his connections.
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Unless I'm making one here.
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My only play is to convince this district attorney not to bring charges.
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How do you plan to do that?
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Well, you say he's a political creature. You're a very influential judge.
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Alan, if these charges stick, I won't be a judge any longer.
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Gloria, I don't know what else to tell you.
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We face a very difficult row here.
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Who else have you slept with?
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Didn't mitt ever want to make you one of his wives?
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Okay, that you'll get letters for.
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Hold on just a second here.
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You're saying that man owns that man's blood?
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Not exactly, your honor.
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- What is he, a vampire?
- Oh, we're in for an adventure.
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I heard that!
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My client got a patent on Mr. Griffin's blood, which...
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Is ridiculous.
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Under the law, once someone removes blood or tissue from your body,
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you no longer have legal ownership of it.
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So my client tested it, got a patent...
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Now hold on just a second.
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You can't take his blood without his consent
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unless you're the government.
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If this blood is used to find a cure for AIDS,
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my client should be entitled to profit participation.
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And the cost of drug research will be so exponentially multiplied,
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we won't develop cures for anything.
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Yes! And then we can all go to the Academy awards
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and wear new ribbons that say, "let's save big pharmaceutical."
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Hold on just a second.
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Did this man win an Oscar?
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Judge, this is a very complicated case.
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He is using my client's excised blood and tissue.
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Moreover, he's basically gotten a patent on the DNA,
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which prevents my client from ever marketing his own blood.
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I want to hear from this vampire doctor.
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Get him up on the stand.
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How could you, of all people, take this case?
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What's that supposed to mean, I'm socially awkward?
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Or does it mean a lawyer should never take a side he doesn't personally agree with?
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That would quite limit the field of opportunity, wouldn't it?
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And for a socially awkward lawyer,
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well, he should grab any case he can get, shouldn't he?
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I thought you were a nice person.
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I am.
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Look, my client doesn't want this kind of publicity.
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make me a reasonable offer, and let's go home.
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$50 million.
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Denise?
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Thanks for the, uh, antitrust research. It was very helpful.
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Good.
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I couldn't help but overhear the deafening silence.
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Is everything all right between you and Brad?
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He wants to get married in full military uniform.
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He wants us to take our vows with a sword at his side.
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Well, if it's important to him...
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Paul, my family is very antiwar. The whole country...
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prowar or not, it's a very painful topic,
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and I don't want it to cast this huge pall over my wedding ceremony.
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The country is not antimilitary.
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I know this. But...
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Look, I am proud of Brad being a marine, Paul. I am.
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But I don't want a full color guard at my wedding.
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I just, I don't.
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There are over 350 million tissue samples from 180 million Americans
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stored in labs and hospitals in this country.
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They've been used to develop everything
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from the HIV test to vaccines, cancer treatments.
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You don't have to get permission from the patient to use their tissue?
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We do.
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It's part of the standardized form you sign when you get medical treatment.
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He signed that form, by the way.
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Along with a zillion others you jammed in front of my face.
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Sit down, you.
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Doctor, if Mr. Griffin is allowed to reclaim the rights to his discarded blood and tissue
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and sell them to a pharmaceutical company,
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what will happen?
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Well, I work under a federal grant,
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which means any fruits of my work belong to the government.
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The cures we come up with will belong to the public, as they should.
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You think this could lead to a cure?
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I don't know. It could.
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His blood seroconverted.
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The HIV vanished. That's only happened once before.
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If we can find out how...
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imagine.
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Okay, but Mr. Griffin wants to let the research teams
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from the pharmaceutical companies figure out how.
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If the pharmaceutical company does the research,
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it'll be a trade secret,
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and they won't have to share with anyone, and they won't,
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not till they get all their patents in place,
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and they'll be able to charge whatever they want.
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It won't be a nickel a pill.
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It's just not appropriate, Denny.
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To privately lust after a woman, fine,
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to send a signal conveying as much, okay,
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but growling and clawing at her crosses a line.
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But I love this woman.
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I thought you loved Bethany.
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Well, I love this one now. I have a fickle heart.
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Well, you need to stay away from her.
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Why? Give me one good reason.
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Okay. Dibs.
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But that's not fair. I growled first.
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Hey! I have a prior relationship with her.
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Prior but not current.
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Well...
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Well, what?
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Maybe I'd like to keep current.
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You like this woman?
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Well...
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Yes.
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So did you tell Denise why wearing the uniform is important to you?
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That's the whole point. I shouldn't have to.
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The fact that I wanted to, that should be enough.
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Well, that is not exactly the way marriage works, Brad.
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- You need to communicate.
- I did.
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I told her that I want to wear it.
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No, you need to tell her why.
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You need to communicate your feelings.
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Look, Paul, I'm not gonna get all girlie, okay?
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Oh, dear God, Brad.
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If you cannot tell Denise what and how you're feeling,
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you should not be getting married.
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The same thing supposedly happened at DePaul university.
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The campus survey said the sisters of gamma kappa tau were considered socially awkward.
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Apparently "misfit" wasn't the image the sorority wanted to project.
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That is exactly what happened with us.
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You mentioned you pressured them for a specific reason.
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Yes, they said we failed to fulfill our recruitment duties,
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but nobody in our sorority ever did much in the way of recruiting.
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What they meant by recruitment was be pretty and popular,
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so that other girls would want to join.
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Objection. Speculation. Foundation. Argumentative.
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Make up your mind, Jerry!
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The objection is overruled.
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Thank you, Marcie.
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I could be wrong, but when one goes about trying to join a sorority,
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you basically hope the girls there like you enough to invite
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- you to be a member. Am I right?
- I suppose.
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Did you know what the specific criteria were when you initially interviewed?
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No, I, I figured...
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They either liked you, or they don't.
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- Right.
- And they did.
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Now they don't.
341
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They bounced me for being socially off!
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- Did anyone say that to you?
- I'm not stupid.
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After the campus survey, they wanted to change their image, so...
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What was the image before you initially interviewed, if you know?
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- Well...
- That this was a place for the socially off?
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No.
347
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So when you said "change their image,"
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did you really mean to say "conform with their image"?
349
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- I'm confused.
- Sit down.
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Objection!
351
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You're objecting to your own question?
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He just told me to sit down in a menacing tone.
353
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- I didn't hear anything.
- Oh, my.
354
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If you hear voices, they'd never let you into gamma kappa tau.
355
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Sorry. I have a funny laugh.
356
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They didn't like that either.
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- Drop the charges?
- Yes.
358
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She had a 20-ounce bag of hallucinogens in her chambers.
359
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It was tea.
360
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Not to mention, there's no real proof it was hers.
361
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:15,506
- I have the confession of the clerk.
- That's it?
362
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:19,159
The linchpin of your case is the naked, hallucinating dancing man
363
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who will say just about anything to temper his embarrassment,
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let alone criminal charges.
365
00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:27,183
Are you really gonna challenge this?
366
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Look, you've had many cases before judge Weldon.
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She's a fair and talented jurist.
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In fact, you've won many cases before judge Weldon,
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as you've amassed your impressive record,
370
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:42,612
which, as I see it, is about one high-profile conviction away from political advancement.
371
00:19:42,647 --> 00:19:43,519
Not about that.
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00:19:43,554 --> 00:19:45,258
Well, here's what it could be about,
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and please stop me if you've already considered this
374
00:19:48,017 --> 00:19:50,331
and said, "hell, it's only my career".
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00:19:50,366 --> 00:19:52,610
A judge with a criminal conviction,
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one for using hallucinogens no less, presents all kinds of problems.
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One might have to wonder,
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00:19:58,325 --> 00:20:02,689
was she on the whoopee tea while presiding over previous cases?
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00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:06,149
Imagine all the felons sitting in jail
380
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salivating at the chance to overturn their convictions.
381
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,326
Quite of few of your convictions, maybe.
382
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:15,627
So much for the impressive record.
383
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:20,723
But I am a little concerned about your boss.
384
00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:25,178
You do know he and the judge used to be romantically entwined?
385
00:20:25,213 --> 00:20:27,405
But who really worries about that,
386
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:32,242
given your larger concern of alienating all those other state court judges,
387
00:20:32,277 --> 00:20:34,821
who tend to get constipated and vengeful
388
00:20:34,856 --> 00:20:37,331
whenever one of their own is targeted?
389
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:40,655
What needs to come first here is principle,
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00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:43,645
certainly not political pragmatism.
391
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,548
If that were in play, we never would have gotten this far,
392
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,045
would we?
393
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,279
First of all, I signed a stack of papers.
394
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- I didn't read any of them.
- Why not?
395
00:20:56,174 --> 00:20:57,128
Does anybody?
396
00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:59,207
Doctors say, "sign here or we won't treat you".
397
00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:00,421
That isn't duress?
398
00:21:00,456 --> 00:21:03,598
Plus, I had just gotten news I was HIV positive.
399
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:05,188
I was in total shock.
400
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,959
And if you maintained ownership of your discarded blood and tissue,
401
00:21:08,994 --> 00:21:09,947
what would you do with it?
402
00:21:09,982 --> 00:21:11,512
I would sell it to a pharmaceutical company
403
00:21:11,547 --> 00:21:14,800
which would likely increase the chances of discovering a cure.
404
00:21:14,835 --> 00:21:18,054
Private enterprise versus the government? It's not even close.
405
00:21:18,089 --> 00:21:20,180
Look how the government has spent our money.
406
00:21:20,215 --> 00:21:24,514
Did you take time out to be grateful for this cure?
407
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:27,287
Or did you immediately phone your accountant?
408
00:21:27,322 --> 00:21:30,026
When was the last time you had a deadly disease?
409
00:21:30,061 --> 00:21:31,103
I didn't.
410
00:21:31,138 --> 00:21:32,494
And I count my blessings.
411
00:21:32,529 --> 00:21:35,627
Just wonder if you count yours.
412
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:39,311
If I strike you as having a psychological deficit or two,
413
00:21:39,346 --> 00:21:42,355
if I come off as being a little bitter...
414
00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:43,473
You're bitter?
415
00:21:43,508 --> 00:21:45,725
You just dodged a death sentence. Maybe it's me,
416
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,714
but I'd think your heart might be instilled by some sense of charity.
417
00:21:48,749 --> 00:21:50,269
- Charity?
- Simon.
418
00:21:50,304 --> 00:21:53,037
Let me tell you something. For 2 years, I was shunned,
419
00:21:53,072 --> 00:21:55,874
discriminated against, made to feel like a leper.
420
00:21:55,909 --> 00:22:00,718
- Simon.
- Do you have any idea how society treats people with HIV?
421
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:04,946
It's not charitable, and if you're expecting me to...
422
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:28,623
Clarence, how's your trial with Jerry going?
423
00:22:29,419 --> 00:22:31,192
He's mean.
424
00:22:31,499 --> 00:22:33,120
I'm sorry?
425
00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:38,082
Jerry Espenson. He's not a nice person.
426
00:22:38,117 --> 00:22:42,978
Maybe he's just acting how he thinks lawyers should act, but...
427
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,701
it's mean.
428
00:22:45,185 --> 00:22:46,767
Oh.
429
00:22:48,942 --> 00:22:51,594
Clevant spoke today...
430
00:22:51,861 --> 00:22:53,763
in court.
431
00:22:55,588 --> 00:23:00,471
I didn't mean to really speak as him. I just...
432
00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,944
did.
433
00:23:01,979 --> 00:23:04,682
I can be tougher as him.
434
00:23:08,441 --> 00:23:10,430
I have to cross the sorority woman tomorrow.
435
00:23:10,465 --> 00:23:13,827
I think I'll do better as Clevant.
436
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,614
Clarence, I'm not gonna tell you what to do,
437
00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,068
but if you start speaking as Clevant,
438
00:23:20,103 --> 00:23:23,399
you could lose credibility with the judge.
439
00:23:23,434 --> 00:23:28,180
That won't serve your client.
440
00:23:28,215 --> 00:23:33,850
I'm not sure "I" can cross this woman.
441
00:23:33,885 --> 00:23:36,060
I think you can.
442
00:23:38,182 --> 00:23:40,120
Clarence...
443
00:23:41,764 --> 00:23:44,031
I think you can.
444
00:24:07,976 --> 00:24:09,336
Sororities are like any club.
445
00:24:09,371 --> 00:24:11,626
You choose people you want for members.
446
00:24:11,661 --> 00:24:14,030
Some of these people, like Ms. Cooper,
447
00:24:14,065 --> 00:24:16,365
had been chosen and were then disinvited.
448
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,969
And like any club, sometimes you choose the wrong members.
449
00:24:20,004 --> 00:24:22,714
This goes on in country clubs, bridge clubs.
450
00:24:22,749 --> 00:24:26,168
Look, if they're social in nature, which sororities are,
451
00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:28,270
their social skills come into play.
452
00:24:28,305 --> 00:24:33,799
So you're admitting their social awkwardness was the cause for their discharge?
453
00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:35,851
- It was a factor.
- Bad for the image.
454
00:24:35,886 --> 00:24:37,450
In so many words.
455
00:24:37,485 --> 00:24:40,672
And before you all wave your arms in dismay, let me tell you,
456
00:24:40,707 --> 00:24:43,859
every fraternity, every sorority works exactly the same way.
457
00:24:43,894 --> 00:24:47,549
You populate the franchise with kids who socialize well together.
458
00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:51,204
In success, it becomes a place where incoming freshman want to join.
459
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:53,493
They all trade on image.
460
00:24:53,528 --> 00:24:56,721
And your image is beautiful people?
461
00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:59,990
Attractive is perhaps a nicer image than unattractive.
462
00:25:00,025 --> 00:25:01,975
But mainly, the image is social.
463
00:25:02,010 --> 00:25:04,541
Antisocial people don't best accomplish that.
464
00:25:04,576 --> 00:25:07,875
You didn't get rid of my client for being antisocial.
465
00:25:07,910 --> 00:25:10,065
It's because she was socially awkward.
466
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:13,253
Look, I didn't make that decision personally, so I can't be sure,
467
00:25:13,288 --> 00:25:16,371
but if somebody is standing at a party not talking to anybody,
468
00:25:16,406 --> 00:25:21,742
the distinction between socially awkward and antisocial is a tough one to draw.
469
00:25:21,777 --> 00:25:22,996
And looks?
470
00:25:23,031 --> 00:25:25,770
You like your sorority sisters to be pretty.
471
00:25:25,805 --> 00:25:27,675
That's not necessarily a criterion.
472
00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,510
I think if you were to do an analysis,
473
00:25:29,545 --> 00:25:33,895
you'd probably discover good-looking people tend to be more socially outgoing.
474
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:35,444
What about values?
475
00:25:35,479 --> 00:25:37,874
Of course we want people of good values.
476
00:25:37,909 --> 00:25:40,347
You consider it good values
477
00:25:40,382 --> 00:25:43,656
to throw somebody out of your club because she's shy?
478
00:25:43,691 --> 00:25:46,930
As I said, the main point of the club is social,
479
00:25:46,965 --> 00:25:48,378
fun to be around.
480
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:51,684
If a member suddenly suffered from depression,
481
00:25:51,719 --> 00:25:53,844
out she goes?
482
00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:55,649
That isn't fair.
483
00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:57,952
Well, if she were no longer fun to be around...
484
00:25:57,987 --> 00:26:02,000
Objection. He's totally twisting her words, your honor.
485
00:26:04,590 --> 00:26:08,607
Would you ever take somebody with Asperger's?
486
00:26:08,642 --> 00:26:09,300
Objection!
487
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:13,406
If they made funny sounds and walked around with their hands on their thighs?
488
00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:15,758
- Cheap shot, cheap shot!
- I was just asking what...
489
00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:17,493
You made it personal against me!
490
00:26:17,528 --> 00:26:18,317
No, no, I was...
491
00:26:18,352 --> 00:26:20,496
Yes, you did, you, you...
492
00:26:20,531 --> 00:26:22,752
you fat boy!
493
00:26:22,787 --> 00:26:23,866
What did you call me?
494
00:26:23,901 --> 00:26:26,681
You attack me, I'll attack you right back.
495
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,839
I won't be attacked. I won't be offended.
496
00:26:28,874 --> 00:26:30,547
I won't be picked on like that. Do you hear me?
497
00:26:30,582 --> 00:26:32,704
Now you look here, you...
498
00:26:34,804 --> 00:26:37,543
I will try my case. You try yours.
499
00:26:37,578 --> 00:26:40,425
Yeah, well, here's the thing about that, pal.
500
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,304
Once I get done with you, I...
501
00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:51,916
Don't forget your little hop, bro!
502
00:27:02,681 --> 00:27:04,296
I'm supposed to meet Alan.
503
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:05,877
He asked me to take over.
504
00:27:05,912 --> 00:27:07,444
Did he ask you to take my hand?
505
00:27:07,479 --> 00:27:13,052
Gloria, I know a fantastic little rehab, very romantic.
506
00:27:13,087 --> 00:27:15,784
And if the hallucinogens don't get you in,
507
00:27:15,819 --> 00:27:19,186
I know some wonderful ethnic slurs.
508
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,730
Do you think it's right to be hitting on me?
509
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,074
It feels right.
510
00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:25,268
- And what would Alan think?
- Alan who?
511
00:27:25,303 --> 00:27:28,939
Greenspan, a man considerably sexier than you.
512
00:27:28,974 --> 00:27:30,147
I knew you were there.
513
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,289
I need to talk to my client, Denny. Get out.
514
00:27:32,324 --> 00:27:33,775
Your client is my client.
515
00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:35,321
Please get out.
516
00:27:38,851 --> 00:27:40,619
You upset with me?
517
00:27:41,971 --> 00:27:43,657
Alan, sometimes the mad cow just..
518
00:27:43,692 --> 00:27:45,304
Out.
519
00:27:55,649 --> 00:27:58,987
The plaintiff wants to make this case about, did Simon Griffin,
520
00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:01,664
who has a graduate degree, know what he was signing
521
00:28:01,699 --> 00:28:05,405
when he allowed Dr. Freemont to use his blood in medical research?
522
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,834
Let me tell you what this should really be about.
523
00:28:07,869 --> 00:28:10,806
3 numbers. 40, 4 and 3,
524
00:28:10,841 --> 00:28:13,744
like a locker combination.
525
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:16,331
40 million people have AIDS worldwide.
526
00:28:16,366 --> 00:28:19,953
4 million were newly diagnosed last year alone,
527
00:28:19,988 --> 00:28:21,678
and 3 million died.
528
00:28:21,713 --> 00:28:24,597
Simon Griffin's blood has the potential
529
00:28:24,632 --> 00:28:29,521
to make that locker combination zero, zero and zero.
530
00:28:29,556 --> 00:28:32,608
Now we don't often get the chance to make someone do the right thing.
531
00:28:32,643 --> 00:28:34,605
Most of the time people do the wrong thing,
532
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:39,310
like pharmaceutical companies charging $15,000 a year for AIDS medication
533
00:28:39,345 --> 00:28:41,784
it costs them $350 to make.
534
00:28:41,819 --> 00:28:44,197
India brought them to task for that,
535
00:28:44,232 --> 00:28:46,576
and now it's sold there at cost.
536
00:28:46,611 --> 00:28:48,456
This is AIDS, your honor.
537
00:28:48,491 --> 00:28:51,058
And the world is standing up and saying,
538
00:28:51,093 --> 00:28:57,627
"you don't get to make your fortune off the impending deaths of 40 million people".
539
00:28:57,662 --> 00:29:00,376
Taking something from someone else for the greater good,
540
00:29:00,411 --> 00:29:03,056
we have a name for that. It's called eminent domain.
541
00:29:03,091 --> 00:29:07,149
If you have a property, a home that's in the way of a planned freeway,
542
00:29:07,184 --> 00:29:10,097
the government can just come right in and take it.
543
00:29:10,132 --> 00:29:12,731
If we can do that to facilitate traffic,
544
00:29:12,766 --> 00:29:15,331
then why don't we do it to cure AIDS?
545
00:29:15,366 --> 00:29:17,064
Why don't we just say,
546
00:29:17,099 --> 00:29:21,285
"too bad, Simon, but the laws that protect everybody else".
547
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,244
"don't protect you because..."
548
00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:26,730
well, "you have something that we really, really want,"
549
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,021
"so we're just going to come in and take it."
550
00:29:30,056 --> 00:29:33,955
Does anyone here remember the flu vaccine crisis a couple of years ago?
551
00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:35,981
That was the government's baby.
552
00:29:36,016 --> 00:29:39,025
The flu kills 36,000 Americans a year.
553
00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:43,739
And yet, the government left 30 million without vaccinations.
554
00:29:43,774 --> 00:29:45,157
Oops.
555
00:29:45,293 --> 00:29:48,481
So even if you don't like Simon Griffin, you may think...
556
00:29:48,516 --> 00:29:50,419
He's an ass.
557
00:29:50,454 --> 00:29:52,288
Yes, he is.
558
00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:56,032
And if you were in his position, maybe you would be totally selfless,
559
00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:59,936
but Simon Griffin isn't saying no one can test him.
560
00:29:59,971 --> 00:30:03,806
He's just saying he wants to choose who does it.
561
00:30:04,356 --> 00:30:07,354
And he doesn't want to choose the same bunch
562
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,907
that was in charge of the flu.
563
00:30:14,999 --> 00:30:19,885
I imagine in a moment of calm reflection or sound judgment,
564
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:24,308
the district attorney simply saw his way to dropping the charges.
565
00:30:24,343 --> 00:30:26,552
Oh, thank God.
566
00:30:26,587 --> 00:30:28,829
Let's leave God out of it.
567
00:30:28,864 --> 00:30:31,072
You can thank me, Gloria.
568
00:30:32,689 --> 00:30:34,274
How about...
569
00:30:34,309 --> 00:30:37,193
I invite you over for a cup of tea?
570
00:30:37,228 --> 00:30:40,043
I'm not a great fan of hallucinogens.
571
00:30:40,078 --> 00:30:44,424
That commercial with the frying egg had a profound effect on me.
572
00:30:49,352 --> 00:30:51,080
So, well...
573
00:30:52,722 --> 00:30:55,294
what would you like me to do?
574
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,748
Would you like me to do it right here?
575
00:31:02,772 --> 00:31:05,649
I would like you to have dinner with me.
576
00:31:06,524 --> 00:31:09,295
And if it goes well, perhaps another one.
577
00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:12,031
And if that one goes well, maybe a third,
578
00:31:12,066 --> 00:31:17,868
after which I might kiss you at your front door.
579
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,510
You want to...
580
00:31:21,545 --> 00:31:22,928
Date.
581
00:31:23,946 --> 00:31:28,534
I'd like to go out with you.
582
00:31:33,638 --> 00:31:37,874
Are you sure you wouldn't rather just rip my clothes off?
583
00:31:42,010 --> 00:31:43,801
Positive.
584
00:31:45,581 --> 00:31:50,172
Could I at least give you an advance on that third date?
585
00:31:50,482 --> 00:31:52,435
Well, if you must.
586
00:32:09,152 --> 00:32:11,413
I guess Denny didn't like it.
587
00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:26,526
Mr. Bell, we'll hear from you.
588
00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:45,679
College is a place where we teach our children,
589
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,842
believing they are our future.
590
00:32:47,877 --> 00:32:52,181
Do we really want a future of social intolerance,
591
00:32:52,216 --> 00:32:55,602
where people are ostracized for being shy,
592
00:32:55,637 --> 00:33:00,231
where the beautiful and the popular are celebrated,
593
00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:04,790
and the less attractive and the awkward are scorned?
594
00:33:04,825 --> 00:33:10,332
Gamma kappa tau is a national club promoting a message that is as intolerant
595
00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:12,429
as it should be unacceptable.
596
00:33:12,464 --> 00:33:16,606
I suppose it's one thing if they never wanted to invite Marcie Cooper in.
597
00:33:16,641 --> 00:33:19,595
But having invited her,
598
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:24,862
to throw her out on grounds of social unfitness,
599
00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:28,381
shame on them.
600
00:33:47,202 --> 00:33:50,741
College is also about preparing students for the outside world.
601
00:33:50,776 --> 00:33:54,225
Last time I checked, it's pretty tough out there.
602
00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:57,674
There's the old adage, "nice guys finish last."
603
00:33:57,709 --> 00:34:00,028
There's some truth to that.
604
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:06,094
I happen to know opposing counsel is a fundamentally kind man,
605
00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:08,207
sensitive.
606
00:34:08,723 --> 00:34:13,276
He chose to exploit my Asperger's syndrome to win this case.
607
00:34:13,311 --> 00:34:14,721
My very best friend,
608
00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:17,411
a lawyer that I had a case against not too long ago,
609
00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:20,197
he, too, exploited my Asperger's.
610
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:28,492
He's a very good man who opted for cruelty as a strategy.
611
00:34:32,517 --> 00:34:37,902
If Marcie Cooper comes out of this experience thinking that people can be cruel,
612
00:34:37,937 --> 00:34:40,781
even the kind, sensitive ones,
613
00:34:40,816 --> 00:34:44,369
if she's learned that she will be judged not simply on merit
614
00:34:44,404 --> 00:34:46,847
or the content of her character,
615
00:34:46,882 --> 00:34:51,154
but on how she looks and socializes with others,
616
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:53,283
she's gotten an education,
617
00:34:53,318 --> 00:34:56,653
one that will serve her in life.
618
00:34:57,433 --> 00:35:00,651
This is a free society. People get to choose their friends.
619
00:35:00,686 --> 00:35:03,505
Clubs get to choose their members.
620
00:35:03,540 --> 00:35:06,324
Sometimes it's very ugly and unfair.
621
00:35:07,571 --> 00:35:11,377
That's... life!
622
00:35:39,426 --> 00:35:41,814
- Hey.
- Hey.
623
00:35:51,885 --> 00:35:55,246
My dad served in Vietnam.
624
00:35:55,281 --> 00:35:58,608
He put his life on the line.
625
00:35:59,044 --> 00:36:01,422
But instead of coming home to a hero's welcome,
626
00:36:01,457 --> 00:36:05,802
he found a country that was either ashamed of the war
627
00:36:05,837 --> 00:36:08,585
or just wanted to deny it,
628
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,073
deny him.
629
00:36:10,108 --> 00:36:15,689
And I fear that our soldiers in Iraq could face the same thing.
630
00:36:16,490 --> 00:36:20,382
And we seem to be in such a hurry for this thing to be over with,
631
00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:23,621
so we can go back to pretending...
632
00:36:25,632 --> 00:36:31,459
see, in Vietnam, soldiers didn't survive.
633
00:36:32,676 --> 00:36:35,310
But today they do.
634
00:36:35,345 --> 00:36:41,386
And they come home missing legs and arms and eyes...
635
00:36:41,421 --> 00:36:44,461
you know, and not much to cling to.
636
00:36:48,049 --> 00:36:50,986
They need us to be proud of them.
637
00:36:51,204 --> 00:36:54,029
You know, they need us to show it.
638
00:36:57,138 --> 00:36:59,537
Every chance we get.
639
00:37:14,782 --> 00:37:16,527
Truth be told,
640
00:37:16,562 --> 00:37:22,244
I couldn't understand what the hell anybody was talking about in this case.
641
00:37:22,279 --> 00:37:24,919
It was clear to me that Mr. Griffin,
642
00:37:24,954 --> 00:37:27,437
as I said, was an ass.
643
00:37:27,472 --> 00:37:33,248
The idea of one person getting a patent on somebody else's DNA,
644
00:37:33,283 --> 00:37:41,113
well, you don't have to be a senile old goat to be befuddled by that.
645
00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:47,248
But the most confusing thing of all is the idea
646
00:37:47,283 --> 00:37:50,748
that AIDS maybe can be cured
647
00:37:50,783 --> 00:37:55,242
and progress is repeatedly being stalled
648
00:37:55,277 --> 00:38:02,749
by a bunch of drug companies and scientists going for patents and fighting over profits.
649
00:38:02,784 --> 00:38:06,197
I don't doubt the sincerity of the doctor.
650
00:38:06,232 --> 00:38:09,576
Legally, I suppose, he does have a patent,
651
00:38:09,611 --> 00:38:16,389
but I keep coming back to, this is Simon Griffin's blood,
652
00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,670
and he's an ass.
653
00:38:18,705 --> 00:38:22,397
I rule in favor of the doctor.
654
00:38:22,432 --> 00:38:24,116
Adjourned.
655
00:38:30,028 --> 00:38:31,307
What the...
656
00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:33,061
what just happened?
657
00:38:33,096 --> 00:38:34,780
He played the ass card.
658
00:38:44,837 --> 00:38:46,665
Has the jury reached a verdict?
659
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,137
We have, your honor.
660
00:38:48,578 --> 00:38:51,957
In the matter of Marcie Cooper vs. gamma kappa tau sorority,
661
00:38:51,992 --> 00:38:54,958
we the jury find in favor of the defendant.
662
00:38:54,993 --> 00:38:57,757
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, thank you for your service.
663
00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,447
You're dismissed.
664
00:39:00,144 --> 00:39:01,714
I'm sorry.
665
00:39:03,156 --> 00:39:06,419
Well, you tried.
666
00:39:06,454 --> 00:39:08,613
You fought, Marcie. That's what's important.
667
00:39:08,648 --> 00:39:10,157
You didn't sit back and take it.
668
00:39:10,192 --> 00:39:11,410
Yeah.
669
00:39:12,429 --> 00:39:15,656
I sure could have used that $50 million, though.
670
00:39:40,953 --> 00:39:42,460
So...
671
00:39:42,749 --> 00:39:46,399
Hands beat Clarence?
672
00:39:47,406 --> 00:39:49,442
Were they any good?
673
00:39:50,578 --> 00:39:52,937
They were both excellent.
674
00:39:52,972 --> 00:39:55,296
Tough, shrewd, mercenary,
675
00:39:55,331 --> 00:39:57,665
all the ideals we aspire to.
676
00:39:57,700 --> 00:40:00,000
It saddened me beyond belief.
677
00:40:00,339 --> 00:40:02,573
Well, look on the bright side.
678
00:40:02,881 --> 00:40:05,504
Judge Gloria Weldon.
679
00:40:09,213 --> 00:40:12,403
You know, Denny, I didn't appreciate you hitting on her
680
00:40:12,438 --> 00:40:15,593
after I specifically told you I was interested in her.
681
00:40:17,293 --> 00:40:19,422
Alan, I wouldn't move in on your girl.
682
00:40:19,457 --> 00:40:22,625
I was just trying to get there first to make her my girl.
683
00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:24,342
Well, she is my girl.
684
00:40:24,377 --> 00:40:25,782
Got it?
685
00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:29,494
You went after Shirley when I told you not to.
686
00:40:29,529 --> 00:40:33,071
Fine. I'll stay away from Shirley. You stay away from Gloria.
687
00:40:37,454 --> 00:40:39,606
You like this woman?
688
00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:42,748
Do you love her?
689
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,061
Denny, I haven't even had a date with her.
690
00:40:46,096 --> 00:40:49,389
But you think you could love her. That's what this is all about.
691
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,268
It's been so long since I let myself love a woman,
692
00:40:53,303 --> 00:40:55,458
I wouldn't even know.
693
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,869
It's...
694
00:40:57,904 --> 00:41:00,039
terrifying.
695
00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:02,645
But that's the best part,
696
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,832
being on the high wire.
697
00:41:04,867 --> 00:41:07,340
It's good to be in love, Alan.
698
00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,813
You aren't just saying that?
699
00:41:10,866 --> 00:41:13,101
It's everything.
700
00:41:14,538 --> 00:41:17,409
Just don't let her cut into our special time.
701
00:41:17,444 --> 00:41:18,243
I would never.
702
00:41:18,278 --> 00:41:20,406
'Cause that's what they like to do, women, you know?
703
00:41:20,441 --> 00:41:22,534
First thing, just cut you off from your friends.
704
00:41:22,569 --> 00:41:23,458
Not gonna happen.
705
00:41:23,493 --> 00:41:25,721
You tell her right from the start, I come first.
706
00:41:25,756 --> 00:41:27,531
- Done.
- If I need a sleepover...
707
00:41:27,566 --> 00:41:29,586
You get priority.
708
00:41:30,034 --> 00:41:31,468
Promise?
709
00:41:31,503 --> 00:41:32,903
Promise.
710
00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:39,005
She's a beautiful woman, Alan.
711
00:41:41,691 --> 00:41:43,560
Yes, she is.
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