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>> DUDE: Uh, hey, are you using
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these chair...?
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>> LINDSAY: Back off!
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(scooches chair)
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>> GRETCHEN: Sunday Funday!
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>> LINDSAY: Sunday Funday!
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(Gretchen laughs)
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(both grunt)
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>> LINDSAY: Where have you been?
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I've had to fight off wave after
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wave of hungry, cool dads and
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trust-fund alts.
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It's been like a hipster Game of
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Thrones up in this bitch.
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>> GRETCHEN: Sorry, Ty drove me.
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>> LINDSAY: You banged Ty last
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night?
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>> GRETCHEN: Worse... he came
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over this morning to invite me
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to the Tribeca Film Festival.
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We'd leave tonight on a private
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plane.
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>> LINDSAY (gasps): Gretch...
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Tribeca is super hip.
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It, like, stands for something.
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>> GRETCHEN: The triangle below
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Canal.
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>> LINDSAY: No. Something real.
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I'll think of it later.
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Private plane...!
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>> GRETCHEN (singsongy): Private
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plane...!
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>> LINDSAY (singsongy): Dicks on
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a private plane...
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>> GRETCHEN: But Jimmy...
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>> LINDSAY: Gretchen.
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Ty is famous.
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Also, he's a total dog, so he's
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never gonna want you to meet his
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gross Polish parents or tell you
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about his squash games or ask
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you to shave his butthole.
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>> GRETCHEN: Tell me you don't
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shave Paul's butthole.
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>> LINDSAY: Marriage is dark,
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Gretch.
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>> GRETCHEN: I want to go, but
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not even really, because of Ty.
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>> LINDSAY: Right.
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Private plane, free champagne.
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>> GRETCHEN: No, here's what's
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keeping me up all night:
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Even though Jimmy's a squirrelly
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guy, when I look at him, I
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swear I can see years into the
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future with this dude.
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And th is why I am thinking of
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getting on that plane.
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>> LINDSAY: Geez...
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What are you going to do?
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>> GRETCHEN: I'm gonna have the
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best goddamn Sunday Funday ever
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and figure it out later.
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>> LINDSAY: Figure it out later,
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dicks on a plane, Sunday Funday.
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>> GRETCHEN: Sunday Funday!
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>> EDGAR: Sunday Funday,
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biznitches!
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(women laughing)
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>> LINDSAY, EDGAR, GRETCHEN:
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* Sunday Funday
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Better than a Monday
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Can only do it one way
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* And that is the drunk way
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Sunday Funday... *
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>> JIMMY: Bloody Mary and
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a triple whiskey neat.
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For the love of God, hurry.
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>> LINDSAY, EDGAR, GRETCHEN:
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* And that is the drunk way!
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>> * I'm gonna leave you anyway
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I'm gonna leave you anyway
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Gonna leave you anyway. *
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>> GRETCHEN (laughs): I can't
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believe you agreed to come to
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Sunday Funday...
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>> JIMMY: Just because I decided
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to come to a "drinking"
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brunch does not mean I'm part
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of your juvenile ritual.
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>> LINDSAY: Jimmy, Sunday Funday
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is not juvenile.
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Sunday Funday is about
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participating in fun activities
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with friends.
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>> EDGAR: Sunday Funday is about
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squeezing every drop of life out
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of the weekend...
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before Monday.
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>> JIMMY: Right, neither of you
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has a job.
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>> LINDSAY: You can not have a
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job and still hate Mondays.
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>> EDGAR: Like Garfield.
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>> LINDSAY: Like Garfield,
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Jimmy... Garfield.
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>> EDGAR: Hmm, well, you picked
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the right day to come--
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it's my turn.
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>> JIMMY: Oh, you take turns.
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah, two weeks
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ago, I made a list of
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activities.
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Last week was Lindser's.
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Today is Edgar's.
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>> EDGAR: You may not believe
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this, but I never got to lead a
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mission in Iraq.
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>> JIMMY: Hmm.
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>> EDGAR: And I'm telling you,
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I have designed the Ultimate
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Sunday Funday List Ever of All
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Time... Ever.
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>> JIMMY: What does it say?
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"Mooch off Jimmy, scream in your
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sleep, threaten people at Best
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Buy"?
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>> EDGAR: No...
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It's a surprise.
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>> GROUP (chanting): Sunday
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Funday.
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Sunday Funday. Sunday Funday.
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>> RINGLEADER: * Ooh, yeah, baby
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Can't get enough of the Sunday
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Now *
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>> MAN BUN: * Funday, Sunday
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>> RINGLEADER: And...
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>> WOMEN: * Fun...
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>> RINGLEADER: Really good
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stuff.
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Really good stuff, you guys.
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>> JIMMY: Those are the kind of
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people who do Sunday Funday.
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>> EDGAR: I'm from L.A.
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Fun hipster shit is just poor
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Latino shit from ten years ago.
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(Lindsay laughs)
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I'm telling you, this is gonna
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be the most underground, unique
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and dope Sunday Funday Ever...
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>> RINGLEADER: Hey, man, you,
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uh, dropped this.
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>> EDGAR (sighs): Thanks.
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>> RINGLEADER: Don't worry about
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it.
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Hey, I think it's really cool
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that you guys are doing Sunday
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Funday, you know?
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I kind of started it.
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Recognize these?
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From Drive?
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(chuckles)
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All right, man, have fun.
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(giggles)
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>> LINDSAY: To Sunday Funday.
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(Edgar grunts)
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>> GRETCHEN & LINDSAY: * A
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Sunday, a Funday
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A better than a Monday. *
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>> RINGLEADER: * Sunday Funday
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Sunday Funday
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Beep, ba-boop, Sunday Funday
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Ooh, yeah. *
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>> JIMMY: Oh, see you.
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>> LINDSAY (grunts): Ty invited
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Gretchen to go to Tribeca.
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They're leaving tonight.
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>> JIMMY: Tribeca?!
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>> LINDSAY: It's the triangle
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for canals, Jimmy.
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>> JIMMY: Tonight?
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Seriously?
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Well, that's fine.
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We're both free to do what we
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want.
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>> LINDSAY: You really want Ty
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flying Gretchen on a private
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plane to a fancy film festival?
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>> JIMMY: Look, she's a big
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girl.
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She can make her own decisions.
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>> LINDSAY: No, she can't!
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Her decisions are 99% dog shit.
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She got LASIK at the Pasadena
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Flea Market.
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For some perverse reason, you
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make her happy.
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So, ask yourself this:
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Do you want Ty's claws even
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deeper into her?
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>> GRETCHEN: Ready, Lindsanity?
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>> JIMMY: You know, on second
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thought, I think I will witness
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this juvenile display myself.
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There's near-constant drinking
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involved, right?
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>> LINDSAY: Near-constant.
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>> GRETCHEN: Well... okay.
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>> LINDSAY: Full squad!
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>> GRETCHEN: Full squad.
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>> EDGAR: Full squad.
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Let's go!
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(Lindsay whoops)
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(sighs)
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>> LINDSAY: Ew...
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Why are records so gross?
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(gasps)
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(whispers): Hey, look.
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That other weird brunch group is
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here.
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>> EDGAR: Oh, no.
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>> LINDSAY: What?
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>> EDGAR: Back at the
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restaurant, I dropped the list
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and that guy returned it.
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>> LINDSAY: Aw, that was nice of
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him.
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>> EDGAR: No, don't you see?
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He copied the list.
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Otherwise, why would he be at
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this exact, obscure record
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store?
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>> LINDSAY: You're being
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paranoid.
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>> EDGAR: No...
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I've let important intel slip
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into the wrong hands before.
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Najaf, 2009.
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That did not turn out well.
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>> JIMMY: Hey...
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pick a record, my treat.
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>> GRETCHEN: All right,
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big spender.
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This one.
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(Jimmy laughs)
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>> JIMMY: Genesis... good.
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Okay, but not until you tell me
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if you are a Peter Gabriel or a
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Phil Collins.
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>> GRETCHEN: They're both good.
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>> JIMMY: What?
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>> GRETCHEN: I like them both.
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What's the big deal?
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>> JIMMY: The big deal is that
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you cannot like two things
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which are diametrically
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opposed.
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>> GRETCHEN: Huh.
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And yet I do.
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>> RINGLEADER: Oh, hey...
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brunch guy.
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Oh, you know about this place,
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too?
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>> EDGAR: Yeah.
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>> RINGLEADER: Yeah, I-I love
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it, it's so... authentic.
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>> EDGAR: Yeah.
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That's why it was on my list.
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>> RINGLEADER: Oh, cool, yeah.
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Mine, too.
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>> EDGAR: Cramp.
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>> RINGLEADER: Oh, good.
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Sunday Funday.
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(Ringleader speaking Spanish)
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>> LINDSAY: Look! A baby record.
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>> GRETCHEN: You rotten bitch!
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You're leaving now?
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>> LINDSAY: Paul has a work
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barbecue.
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>> GRETCHEN: I'm facing a major
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decision, and you're leaving me
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to hang with those
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calorie-counting
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Restylane-monsters?
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>> LINDSAY: I hate the
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salad-eaters, too, but I have
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to go.
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>> GRETCHEN: Just stay for one
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more thing on the list.
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Please?
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>> LINDSAY: Only if you buy me
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the little baby record.
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>> JIMMY: Ow. Ow. Ow!
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>> GRETCHEN: You are the tensest
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dude in the world.
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>> LINDSAY: You can literally
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touch me anywhere.
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I'm not shy.
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>> JIMMY: Hey, Edgar, how did
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you narrow it down to this
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massage spot?
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I mean, after all, it's so much
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easier to just not make choices,
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right, Gretch?
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>> GRETCHEN: Here we go.
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>> EDGAR: What are you talking
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about?
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>> JIMMY: Peter Gabriel versus
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Phil Collins.
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>> EDGAR: Remember when Phil
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Collins drowned a guy?
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>> JIMMY: That's not the story
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at all.
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That didn't happen.
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It was disproven a billion
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times.
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>> EDGAR: He sent the guy
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front-row tickets.
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>> JIMMY: Saying "both" is just
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a cop-out.
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All right, that's it.
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I'm helping you figure it out.
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>> GRETCHEN: Oh, God.
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>> JIMMY: Okay, so I could ask
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you-- "Solsbury Hill" or
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"Against All Odds."
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>> GRETCHEN: Both great.
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>> EDGAR: Okay. Aah!
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>> JIMMY: Wrong, which is why
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we're going to come at this
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sideways, okay?
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Number one: which do you prefer?
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(Lindsay screams, thuds)
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Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
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>> GRETCHEN: Daniel Craig.
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Update your references, old man.
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>> JIMMY: Daniel Craig?
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He looks like an upset baby.
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(Gretchen laughs)
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>> GRETCHEN: Oh, my God,
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he does.
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>> EDGAR: Let it out. Throw it!
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>> JIMMY: Okay, eggs or
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pancakes?
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>> GRETCHEN: Which one's Phil
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Collins, and which one's Peter
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Gabriel?
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>> JIMMY: Are you serious?
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Edgar, what are we doing here?
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>> EDGAR: The most obscure taco
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stand...
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What?!
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>> FOOD COLUMNIST: Well, this
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place is over.
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>> RINGLEADER: Oh, cool.
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You guys know about this place,
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too?
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>> GRETCHEN: Look, Jimmy, I like
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the Tarz soundtrack, and I
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like the crappy Vampire Weekend
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song that name-checks Peter
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Gabriel.
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I'm down with it all.
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Why does this bother you so
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much?
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>> JIMMY: It's just such a lazy
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way of living.
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"Put it in my vagina or my butt.
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I don't care."
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>> LINDSAY: Sometimes you want
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both.
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah, Jimmy.
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Sometimes you want both.
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(Gretchen mouthing words)
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Anyway, your whole thesis is
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flawed.
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Not everything is one or the
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other.
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Edgar is both a patriot and a
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skeptic.
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>> EDGAR: True dat.
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>> GRETCHEN: Lindsay's both a
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wife and a skank.
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>> LINDSAY: Recovering, but,
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yeah, totally.
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>> GRETCHEN: I'm professional
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and completely unprofessional.
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>> JIMMY: Well, that's true.
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>> GRETCHEN: And, you, Jimmy--
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you're...
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You're just one thing.
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>> JIMMY: Exactly.
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>> LINDSAY: You stop it.
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Oh, my God.
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(Lindsay screaming)
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(phone chimes)
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>> JIMMY: Well, you're very
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popular today.
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>> GRETCHEN: I know. Sorry.
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There, I'm done.
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You know why I don't want to
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pick Peter Gabriel or Phil
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Collins?
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Because you are just waiting for
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me to pick wrong so you can
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judge me, and why would I want
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to put myself through that?
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>> JIMMY: Because I'm asking you
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to.
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>> GRETCHEN: You told him.
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>> LINDSAY: What?! No.
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Gretch, stop overthinking
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everything.
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He's trying to be a good sport
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and hang out.
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Just enjoy it.
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>> GRETCHEN: Okay, I'll try,
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but don't leave.
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>> LINDSAY: I know, it's gonna
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suck so hard, but Paul has been
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really patient.
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(Paul yawning)
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>> GRETCHEN: Wait.
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Has Paul been...?
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>> LINDSAY: You'll make the
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right decision.
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>> GRETCHEN: What's next?
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>> EDGAR: Come on, I'll show
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you.
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It's the best one yet.
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>> GRETCHEN: Faster! Faster!
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>> JIMMY: No, slow down!
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>> EDGAR: Shopping cart races
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were my favorite as a kid.
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Yeah!
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(group hoots and whoops)
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>> EDGAR: Jimmy!
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You okay?
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>> JIMMY: I just want to go
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home and shower!
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What are we doing here?
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>> EDGAR: Open houses are on the
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list.
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Plus, this real estate lady
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00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,363
always has freshly baked
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cookies.
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>> GRETCHEN: Great idea, Edgar.
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A free activity where you can
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snoop on your neighbors and
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judge their shitty taste?
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Yes, please.
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Get upstairs.
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>> JIMMY: What...?!
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>> GRETCHEN: Quick, take a
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shower.
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>> JIMMY: Come on, what... here?
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>> GRETCHEN: Do what I say.
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I'll get you some dry clothes.
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00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,986
Sunday Funday.
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>> JIMMY: Oh, Gretchen, come on.
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00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:48,802
>> JIMMY: Oh, right!
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I thought of another one, okay?
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Chekov's plays or Chekov's
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short stor... (laughs)
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Gretchen?
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(Gretchen conversing, muffled)
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>> GRETCHEN: I know, it sounds
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amazing, Ty.
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I gotta go.
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I'll call you in a bit.
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>> EDGAR: The real estate lady
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said Jimmy left.
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>> GRETCHEN: He did?!
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Well, Sunday Funday's over.
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>> EDGAR: No!
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We can't quit now.
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>> GRETCHEN: We don't have a
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car.
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Jimmy drove.
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>> RINGLEADER (chuckling): Whoa.
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Are you guys following us?
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>> EDGAR: You son of a bitch.
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You stole my list.
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>> RINGLEADER: What are you
486
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talking about?
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>> GRETCHEN: Edgar.
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>> EDGAR: Back at brunch,
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I dropped the list and he
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clearly copied everything on it.
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He stole our Sunday Funday.
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>> RINGLEADER: No, I didn't.
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>> EDGAR: Open houses are on
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your list, too?
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And this exact two-bedroom
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colonial charmer?
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>> RINGLEADER: We look for Patty
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Kohan's open houses.
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She always has cookies.
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What's that in your hand, man?
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Looks like a cookie.
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(laughs)
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>> GRETCHEN: I like your
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sweatshirt.
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>> SWEATSHIRT GIRL: Oh, my God,
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00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:04,912
thanks.
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00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,014
How's your Sunday Funday going?
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>> GRETCHEN: Actually, I'm just
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00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:08,982
using it as a distraction so I
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00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,217
don't have to decide between two
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guys.
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>> SWEATSHIRT GIRL: Oh, I hear
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00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:12,986
you.
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I am in love with Keith.
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>> GRETCHEN: The guy with the
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man bun?
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>> SWEATSHIRT GIRL: We've been
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doing Sunday Funday for, like,
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00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,727
two years, and he still calls
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me Sloppy Sweatshirt Girl.
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So I totally understand where
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00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,865
you're coming from.
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah, cool.
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I need to talk to Lindsay.
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>> EDGAR: She's at Paul's
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West Side barbecue.
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How are we gonna get there?
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We don't have a car.
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No.
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No.
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*
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(Gretchen mouthing words)
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(women laughing)
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>> GRETCHEN: Excuse me.
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Ladies, I need to borrow dear
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00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,751
Linds for a second.
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Toodles!
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>> * I got it all
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I got it all indeed
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Got everything I want
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* Everything I need
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00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,840
But what I don't got is
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A feeling that's inside... *
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>> LINDSAY: They're not that
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bad.
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>> GRETCHEN: I knew it!
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There is one over there dressed
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head-to-toe in riding gear.
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There is not a horse around
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for miles.
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>> LINDSAY: Anyway, this is
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00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,519
your fault!
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>> GRETCHEN: How?!
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>> LINDSAY: Around you I'm
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00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,355
never the cool one.
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But with them, I'm the coolest.
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By, like, miles.
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>> GRETCHEN: First, you get
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married, then you abandon me for
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these Botoxed pterodactyls.
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I've never done that to you.
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I don't even have any other
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friends.
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Plus, you lied when you said you
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were dreading coming here.
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>> LINDSAY: I wasn't lying.
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That's the weird thing.
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I don't even know exactly what I
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was dreading.
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I like the people.
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I like the food.
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I don't know what it is.
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>> PAUL: Sweetie, Jenna wants to
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know if she should serve your
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spinach dip with water crackers
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or toast points.
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>> LINDSAY: Just go away!
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I'll be right there!
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00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,860
So, yeah.
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00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,228
I can't quite put my finger on
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what it is I don't like here.
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What?
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I mean, I'm sure at some point,
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everybody looks at their
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husband and is like,
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"Eh, that's my future.
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That's it.
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00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,215
And why does it smell like ham
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00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,085
all the time?"
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That's normal, right?
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>> GRETCHEN: I hope not.
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>> LINDSAY: I just wish I had
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what you have.
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>> GRETCHEN: What do I have?
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>> LINDSAY: Someone I wanted to
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do Sunday Funday with.
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>> GRETCHEN: Actually,
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he bailed.
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00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,502
I was hoping he'd stick around
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00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,404
to help me figure out what to do
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00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,472
about Ty, but he's...
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00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,612
He's here!
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00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,288
>> GRETCHEN: Well, well.
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>> JIMMY: Hey.
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00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,291
Listen, um... (clears throat)
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Phil Collins--
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00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,561
he has his merits, all right?
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00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,197
As lightweight and nutritionless
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00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,132
they are.
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00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,133
I mean, really, "Land of
611
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,267
Confusion," with is leaden pleas
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00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,368
for world peace and the
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00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,403
healing power of love.
614
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,205
Thank you, George Bernard Shaw.
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00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,406
Give me a fortnight to machete
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my way through the dense...
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>> GRETCHEN: Jimmy...
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00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,609
>> JIMMY: ...metaphoric thicket
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of those lyrics.
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>> GRETCHEN: Jimmy...
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00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,412
>> JIMMY: And while Peter
622
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,414
Gabriel, he's, he's complex,
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00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,416
dark, you know, interesting,
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00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,253
I recognize that it can be nice
625
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:09,256
to have some breezy "No Reply
626
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,990
at All" fun.
627
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,459
You know, but following you
628
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,262
around all day today just trying
629
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,063
to convince you what to do?
630
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,098
Well, it's... it's just made me
631
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,501
feel, just-just made me feel
632
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,771
a-ashamed and jealous
633
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,939
and low.
634
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,775
Like Phil Collins when he
635
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:29,776
wrote "Sussudio."
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00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:30,577
>> GRETCHEN: Jimmy...
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00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,145
>> JIMMY: But if one day, right,
638
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,113
eggs forced you to choose
639
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,283
between themselves and pancakes,
640
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,017
and you chose the soggy,
641
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,953
tasteless pancakes and never ate
642
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,022
eggs ever again, I'm just
643
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,592
saying eggs...
644
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,126
the eggs would be really sad.
645
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,127
>> GRETCHEN: Jimmy.
646
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,095
>> JIMMY: What?
647
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,129
>> GRETCHEN: If you don't want
648
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,097
me to go on this trip, just
649
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,131
tell me.
650
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,800
>> JIMMY: Don't go.
651
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,335
>> GRETCHEN: Okay.
652
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,038
I won't.
653
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,208
So, just to be clear.
654
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,510
On one side, it's eggs, Peter
655
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,611
Gabriel and you, and on the
656
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,113
other side it's pancakes, Phil
657
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,114
Collins and Ty?
658
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,115
>> JIMMY: You know, I've been
659
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,116
drinking all day and honestly
660
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,484
I'm not even sure anymore.
661
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,819
>> SWEATSHIRT GIRL: Gretchen!
662
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,154
I did it!
663
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,189
>> GRETCHEN: Good for you,
664
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,890
Sloppy Sweatshirt Girl.
665
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,392
Good for... you.
666
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,527
You want to get out of here?
667
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,062
>> JIMMY: Immediately.
668
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,537
>> EDGAR: I just... things have
669
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,072
been messed up, and I guess I
670
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,574
thought if I could do a good job
671
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,576
today, maybe I'd have the boost
672
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,578
to get my shit back on track.
673
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,413
>> RINGLEADER: Yeah, well...
674
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,815
Sorry, man.
675
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,585
>> EDGAR: It's not your fault.
676
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,590
>> RINGLEADER: All right.
677
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,359
>> EDGAR: My list!
678
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,593
I knew it!
679
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,328
>> RINGLEADER: Okay, okay, okay.
680
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,196
Shit. Okay, look.
681
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,365
Look, these guys rely on me
682
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,433
to come up with awesome, cool,
683
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,001
underground cultural shit to do
684
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:02,702
every single week.
685
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,170
You know how much pressure
686
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,273
that puts on me?
687
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,674
I got shingles trying to find
688
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,709
a new Ethiopian restaurant.
689
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,877
Please don't blow up my spot,
690
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,211
man.
691
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,212
Please!
692
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,414
Okay?
693
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,384
I have trouble making friends.
694
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,352
>> EDGAR: Wow.
695
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,620
>> RINGLEADER: What?
696
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:21,854
>> EDGAR: I'm screwed up
697
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,691
because I saw my friends die.
698
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,794
You're screwed up because...
699
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,429
you're just a really lame dude.
700
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,431
Thanks for making me feel
701
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,966
better.
702
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:37,970
>> RINGLEADER: Wait, your
703
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,439
friends died?
704
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,541
The ones from today?
705
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,544
What happened?!
706
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,712
Hey.
707
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,148
Yeah... yeah...
708
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,149
>> LINDSAY: There you are,
709
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:50,950
honey.
710
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,218
I came to a decision about the
711
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,453
toast points.
712
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,421
(screams)
713
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,422
>> MOMMY: Isabel was getting
714
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,423
fussy and I asked Paul to hold
715
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,924
her for a second and she quieted
716
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:58,758
right up.
717
00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,759
>> PAUL: I'm a natural.
718
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,760
>> MOMMY: What about you?
719
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,928
Gonna be ready for one of these
720
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,963
guys soon?
721
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:09,436
>> LINDSAY: Oh, my God! Aah!
722
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,437
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What kind of fun would it be
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* That we form?
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A laze, lazily
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731
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I don't want to reach you
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