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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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Then what are
you doing here?
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-I'm looking for a girl.
-I knew it!
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Who was that chick
who got dropped off
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at your house
two nights ago?
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She's my niece.
Jackie.
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We have a serious
fucking Lori problem.
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Will Jack's niece
be joining us?
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Jack's niece?What is her name again?
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Oh, uh, Izzy?
Izzy.
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Jack told Ava
that her name was Jackie.
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Izzy: Andy,
why'd you follow me here
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to -- to my uncle's house?[ Sarcastically ] Right.
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Uncle Jack.
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You are too good for me.
You know?
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Yeah. You know what?
I think you're right.
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[ Knock on door ]
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You're not gonna make me drink
this all by myself, right?
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Emma:
I've been working crazy hours
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on this huge pitch for a --
a fancy new theater
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at The Hamilton School
where Jack works.
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There's a million people
I could come to for advice.
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I come to you. I have a lot
on my plate right now.
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What?! Ow.
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Emma: We agree that this is
a business arrangement, right?
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-You never cashed the check?
-No.
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♪♪
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I love us.
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You know, not just the sex,
but, like, us.
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Me too.
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Me three.
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♪♪
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What are you thinking?
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[ Sighs ]
What are youthinking?
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I'm thinking
that a college student
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slept between us
in our bed last night.
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Yeah. After we all
had sex together.
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I think that -- that's
the headline, honey.
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Right.
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And she's still here.
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She's in the bedroom while
we're gonna head off to work.
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I-I feel weird about that.
Is it weird that I feel weird?
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Remember that recurring
dream I kept having,
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where we were both
in that Porsche,
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going like
90 miles an hour,
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laughing and drinking,
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and then
we look at each other,
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and we realize that we're both
in the backseat
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and nobody's
at the wheel?
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Yeah.
You had that dream again?
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I need you to tell me
that we're not
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in the backseat
while our life
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is just crashing
through a guardrail,
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down a mountain
to a fiery, horrible end.
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No.
Here, we made a choice.
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This was a choice, here.
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We -- We did it
with our eyes open
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and our hands
on the wheel.
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We knew what we were doing.
And w-- we can --
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And what we do next is --
is up to us.
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Yeah.
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Wait.
Did you just shrink me?
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[ Chuckles ]
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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But your hour is up.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Easy, tiger.
We're gonna be late.
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Well, okay. Well,
your hand down my pants
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is sending me a pretty
mixed message right now,
I have to admit.
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Oh, well, look at that.
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-Yeah.
-My bad.
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Thanks.
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[ Sighs ] So, d-did we all
profess our love to each other
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last night, or did I
just imagine that?
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I had time to sift
through the forensics
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while inspecting
the ceiling last night,
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and here's
what I came up with --
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Izzy said, "I love us."
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Not you, not me, us.
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Like the three of us,
together.
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Right.
So when we said it back,
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we didn't really mean
"I love you,"
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we just were celebrating?
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Us, the situation,
the three of us together.
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Okay.
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What does that mean,
"the three of us together"?
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Are you referring to like
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us actually physically
together in the bed,
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or, like, are we a --
are we together, together?
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Like the three of us
could be dating?
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Like the three of us
are seeing each other?
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I mean, I don't even know how
that would work, physically.
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How could we...? If we
walk down the sidewalk,
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people wouldn't be able
to get around us.
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Like, society
would crumble.
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The whole pedestrian system
w-would fall apart.
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I mean, would Izzy sit
between us
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at the movies
and hold popcorn?
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What about Christmas
and Thanksgiving?
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Would she come with us,
with our families,
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sitting down at dinner?
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And we are back to the
fiery, horrible end.
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♪♪
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Ugh.
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God damnit, you slut.
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Oh, hello [clears throat]
worst decision ever.
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Hey, listen.
I'm sorry, okay?
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If it helps, I kind of hate
myself right now, too.
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You know, I'm not that guy
and you're not that girl.
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It's just --
-We are what we do, Andrew,
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the accumulation
of our choices.
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Hey, Nina.
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Can we just agree
to blame Izzy
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and move on with our lives
like this never happened?
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Definitely.
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There they are.
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Hi, my two lovers.
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Hey.
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[ Laughs ]
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Sorry.
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Lovers.
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I'm totally gonna
rock that word
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and just put the onus
on everybody
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to figure out if I'm
being serious or not.
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Hi.
-Hi.
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Well, someone's having
quite the morning.
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Hmm?
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I copped a feel, too,
so...
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You did?
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He's doing very well
this morning.
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Well,
that hardly seems fair.
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Two cops?
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You look really nice.
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-Okay, wow. Um...
-What?
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Uh, I, uh...
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You're adorable,
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especially when you stammer
like that.
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[ Smooches ]
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Okay. Okay. I -- This?
This area here
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is, uh, closed for business
because I got to run.Okay.
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I have a really big
prelim presentation at
The Hamilton School.
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Wait, wait, wait. I thought --
I thought we could play hooky.
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I was lying in bed, formulating
a plan for an awesome day.
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Thought we could
hit The Pearl.
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Throw back a pilsner,
maybe seven,
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get the sunlight buzz
going on.
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You know?
Or maybe we could --
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we could go somewhere
else, maybe.
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Yeah? Yeah?
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We have jobs to go to
in the adult world.
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It's the big week for me, with
this whole dean thing happening.
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[ Clears throat ][ Scoff ]
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It's my alumni board
is reviewing me this week.
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Oh, yeah?
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What, were you guys
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like talking behind my back
or something?
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Well, Isabelle,
we're married,
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so we're kind of talking behind
the whole world's back,
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like every day,
all the time, so...
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"Isabelle"?
What the fuck is that?
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Right.
We were -- We were --
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[ Clears throat ]
It was mostly good things.
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Oh, yeah? Like what?
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Hmm?
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Think I'll call you Asshole
and Other Asshole.
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How's that?
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I think maybe
you should --
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should calm down
a little bit. That's --
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I'm sure that's very easy
for you to say.
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You're not the one being treated
like the one-night stand
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who lingered too long.
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Izzy, I'm sorry.
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I do not want to
make you feel that way.
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I mean, and, seriously,
last night was --
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It was like one of the
best nights of my life.
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Yeah. Me too.
This is --
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We just have to go to work.
That's all this is.
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Uh, guys,
could I get a ride, or --
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or do you want me
just to call my pimp?
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I have a --
You can...
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I can take you.
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What happened here?
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♪♪
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Hey, what the hell?!
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What, you want to make
some more small talk?
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Oh, I'm sorry if ordinary
adult conversation
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is too pedantic
and bourgeois for you.
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Oh, fine.
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How goes the architecting?
What is your favorite season?
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Are you binge-watching
anything interesting lately?
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How about those Blazers,
huh?
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All that playing and shooting
or whatever else they do?
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[ Groans ]
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You're right.
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This is so much better
than actually saying
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what we're actually
fucking thinking.
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Holy shit!
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It's Izzy. Um...
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-What?
-It's time to scoot.
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It's time to go home, now.
-Just move!
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Don't. I, um...
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That -- That's nice.
Thank you.
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Thank you for the effort,
kiddo.
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Don't mention it,
Other Asshole.
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Izzy seems a bit miffed
with, uh, Aunt Emma.
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You really need to go,
like now.
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No, no, no, no.
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Ah!
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For the record --
you made an effort.
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You tried,
but I'm gonna watch this.
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Ugh.
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What -- What's this?
Are -- Are you having a stroke?
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Just -- I don't know.
Uh, maybe?
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Look, it's a lot, Izzy.
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I mean, it is so much.
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I-I-I'm just --
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I'm trying to sort through it
and make sense.
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I'm fucking terrified.
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Are you too scared?
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I don't know.
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Maybe.
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Don't forget, though.
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Forget what?
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♪♪
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That.
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Fuck.
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Fuck!
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You know what, Andy?
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I'm really not in the fucking
mood to do this or whatever.
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My, my, my.
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You kiss your aunt
with that mouth?
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What?
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One more thing --
um...
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eat shit.
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And lose
my fucking number.
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That's actually
two things.
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You got me.
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You really got me.
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Fuck.
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We got a problem, too?
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Uh, no.
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Y-You can nuke that.
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He left verysuddenly
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after watching you make out
with your aunt.
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[ Scoff ]
Do I really have to ask?
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Ask what?
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What Andy was doing here.
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W-Wh-- [ Scoffs ] He was about
to have a cup of coffee.
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Did I not just say that?
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Andy came all the way
over here
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to have coffee
at 7:30 a.m.?
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Yeah. It's a pretty
common time for coffee.
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You work nights and
your first class is at noon.
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You don't even know
what 7:30 looks like.
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Has it occurred to you that
maybe Andy knocking on the door
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is the reason
that I woke up?
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Or maybe I had to study.
258
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,296
So which is it?
259
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,471
Pick one.
260
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,213
-Stop it.
-Stop what, dearest?
261
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,693
That.
262
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,999
Oh, you mean, um, the
passive-aggressive calm?
263
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,914
See, I'm just trying not
to kill you
264
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,395
for smearing your mental
breakdown all over me.
265
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,005
If I make it
all the way over there
266
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,615
and those
stupid-ass glasses
267
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,182
are still
on that stupid-ass face,
268
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,271
I'm gonna break them
into tiny pieces
269
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,970
and shove each and every one
up your self-righteous --
270
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:53,277
If you so much as touch
271
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,018
my very excellent
glasses,
272
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,846
I'm gonna beat you
until my arms go numb,
273
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,456
at which point,
the kicking will commence.
274
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,719
Is that right?
275
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,198
'Cause you look
pretty hungover.
276
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:02,765
I'm sure
I could take you.
277
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,462
Okay. All right.
278
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,769
Try it. I dare you.
279
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,076
[ Sighs ]
280
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,736
[ Crying ]
281
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,608
-Don't. Don't.
-I'm not.
282
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:22,219
-Don't cry.
-I'm trying not to.
283
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,482
That is not fair, okay?
284
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,788
Is it working?
285
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,881
Get over here.
286
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:37,713
Come here.
287
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,193
[ Sniffles ]
288
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:45,155
Um, so is this just
about Andy?
289
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:50,030
No.
It's about me.
290
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:53,685
I just think Andy
was collateral damage.
291
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:56,079
That's a --
That's a pithy line.
292
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,385
You care to elaborate?
293
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,261
Oh, man.
294
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:07,961
So...last night,
295
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,833
I had the first threesome
of my life.
296
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,750
It was pretty amazing.
297
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,186
Actually, I need
a better word for that
298
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,536
'cause I use that for, like,
sour Jelly Bellys
299
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:21,496
and boots and pretty much
everything else.
300
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,325
This was like --
301
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,848
like transformative.
302
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,068
I'm -- I'm pretty sure
my hair had an orgasm.
303
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,113
-[ Sniffles ]
-Okay.
304
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,855
So, you got it on
with your aunt and uncle.
305
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:33,900
Whoo-hoo.
306
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,902
Please stop calling them
that.
307
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,295
Okay. So you and this --
this married couple
308
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,644
that you're dating.
309
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,037
That's --
That's the thing.
310
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,170
That's the problem.
Like, we're not dating.
311
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,476
We're not becoming anything,
like a throuple,
312
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,956
or whatever the fuck
you call it.
313
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,262
I don't know.
We're just like --
314
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:51,787
Yeah. You're
a business arrangement.
315
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,659
Not anymore.
316
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,010
What?
317
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,708
I kind of
ripped up the check.
318
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,797
[ Laughs ]
319
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,233
You -- I --
320
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:06,846
Okay. I must have, like,
premium vodka in my ears
321
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,325
because I swear
that you just said
322
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,587
that you ripped up
the check.
323
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,893
That's crazy.
324
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,417
Yeah, 'cause I'm not
a prostitute, so...
325
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,723
Oh.
326
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:17,204
Okay.
So, then, what are you?
327
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,380
Well, uh, I guess,
at this point,
328
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,251
I'm just...
329
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:24,646
[crying]
their booty call?
330
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,908
I don't know.
331
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:29,607
Hey, those assholes,
they led you on.
332
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,871
They --
They made you think
333
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:35,483
that it could become
something that it's not,
334
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,528
which makes you
a fucking idiot, no offense.
335
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:40,705
How is that
not offensive?
336
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,751
You're their Andy, okay?
337
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:46,189
Their plaything, someone
that you keep "on simmer."
338
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,756
So what?
You're suggesting what,
339
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,410
like karmic justice here,
or something?
340
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,935
Yeah. I mean, if the asshat
fits, then wear it.
341
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,720
I get you're trying to do like
the tough-love thing here,
342
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,027
but, like, you really
suck at this.
343
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:01,030
Or am I amazing, nay,
transformative, right?
344
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,162
-You're not.
-Yes, I am.
345
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,424
You are absolutely not.
346
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,947
I am good at this.
347
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:08,037
I am the cold,
hard truth, Izzy.
348
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,039
Maybe the cold
and the hard.
349
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,780
Aw.
350
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,609
I'm gonna miss this when
you're institutionalized,
351
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,741
when they lock you up.
352
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,919
The banter.
We're so good at it.
353
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,311
I love you.
354
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,272
I love you, too.
355
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:29,929
And I...
356
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:33,323
fucked Andy, um...
and I got to go.
357
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,980
Bye.
358
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,942
It's gonna take me
a second
359
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,770
to digest
all this information.
360
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:46,989
Looks like it's gonna
take you a month
361
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,904
to digest
that crepe-wrapped cow.
362
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,516
That's so gross, man.
363
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,431
-What's in yours?
-Healthy stuff.
364
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,477
Hmm? With your special sauce
of estrogen
365
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,348
and your big brother's
disappointment?
366
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,654
Can you, like,
close your mouth?
367
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:00,960
There's people here
that don't --
368
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,353
Enjoy your life, dude,
okay?
369
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,399
Swallow it whole.
-I am.
370
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,662
And stop surviving.
371
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,838
Start living.
372
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,840
I am living.
373
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,320
You're saying
I shouldn't be afraid
374
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,539
of going public with Izzy?
375
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,107
Should just kind of
like show her as we are
376
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,414
and -- and face
the consequences?
377
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,676
-Jesus!
-Ow.
378
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,547
[ Grunting ]
379
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,462
Listen, you dumbass.
380
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,029
You and Emma
are not gonna openly
381
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,465
add a third person
to your marriage
382
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,076
and flaunt that shit
all over Portland!
383
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,425
Well, keep your fucking
voice down.
384
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,514
Let alone anywhere
near my family.
385
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,168
Jesus, you're so
riled up over this.
386
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,604
-God.
-It's my life.
387
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,301
Look. You're gonna lose
your job, okay?
388
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,999
The three of you are
gonna be a freak show.
389
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,001
You're gonna be on
"Good Morning, America."
390
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,829
People are gonna throw
fake blood on you
391
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,266
in the streets!
-Why would --
392
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,789
First of all, keep your
fucking voice down, okay?
393
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,312
Don't tell me fucking
what to do.
394
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,314
Secondly, why would they be
throwing fake blood on us?
395
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,707
What are we, like we have
furs on or something?
396
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,274
-Whatever.
-Think about what you're saying.
397
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,058
-Whatever.
-Your analogies make no sense.
398
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,494
Listen, okay?
399
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,714
You're gonna endure
public ridicule.
400
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,455
You're gonna be
cast out.
401
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,674
You're going to be
a weirdo.
402
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:06,503
W-We are living in Portland,
asshole, okay?
403
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,157
Not Afghanistan.
404
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,595
Dude, we're even, by the way.
Okay? 1-1. Truce.
405
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,424
♪♪
406
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,557
Nina:
This isn't fun sober!
407
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,688
It's not supposed
to be fun, Nina!
408
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:18,776
I'm kicking your ass!
409
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:19,908
Ow!
410
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:20,996
Ow. Ow.
411
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,042
Are you?
Are you really?
412
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,173
No. Ow. No, no, no.
413
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,870
Not the hands.
Not the hands.
414
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,829
Don't you dare.
You do that,
415
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,135
you're gonna
have to kill me first.
416
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,310
Ah!
417
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,529
Ah! Ow, my boob!
418
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,010
-Yeah.
-Ow.
419
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,533
Ow!
I can't breathe.
420
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,535
Roommates
who break girl code
421
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,407
do not get oxygen!
422
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,452
Ow. Ow.
423
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,627
Ow.
424
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,412
-Give it to me.
-No, no, no, no.
425
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,500
Ow, ow, ow. Not my hand.
426
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,110
-Oh. Oh, my God!
-Drop it.
427
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,590
Stop hitting yourself.
Oh, my God! You're crazy!
428
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,592
Not my nipple! You know
that they're sensitive!
429
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,115
Aaaah! Tater Tots!
430
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,899
-No safe words.
-Tater Tots!
431
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,988
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't punch you
432
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,643
in the vag right now.
-Timeout, okay?
433
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,037
I smoked way too much
weed for this.
434
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,431
Timeout. Timeout.
435
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,045
Oh, my boob.
436
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,613
[ Both breathing heavily ]
437
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,882
He brought the really
good vodka, Iz.
438
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,579
And his dick?
439
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,190
Point being, he was
on a mission, okay?
440
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,713
Yeah, duh.
441
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,845
You couldn't intuit that,
future psychologist?
442
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,760
Yeah, you'd think,
but it only occurred to me
443
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,415
soon after
my first orgasm.
444
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,677
Your first?
445
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,418
Kid's got game.
446
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,945
Of course he does.
447
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:44,253
Never stuck around
long enough to find out.
448
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,733
[ Sighs ]
449
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,517
Blew it with a good guy,
who's also nondouchey,
450
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,738
handsome, and, apparently,
screws like a porn star.
451
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,132
This is good. This is --
This is good.
452
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,481
Everything's working out.
453
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,703
It was a mistake,
okay?
454
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,009
We both agreed,
455
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,751
and he's still yours
for the having...
456
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,232
if you want him.
457
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:10,149
He's -- He's pissed,
but he'll get over it.
458
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,455
Did you hear me?
459
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,154
Loud and clear.
460
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,373
No one is gonna let
their daughter be counseled
461
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,028
by an infamous
sexual deviant.
462
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,595
Come on.
463
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,728
Why couldn't you have just
kept it in a box, hmm?
464
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:25,947
We tried.
465
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,818
You know, the occasional
kinky fun
466
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,691
behind closed doors.
467
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,345
Listen, man,
468
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:36,653
we love having you guys
over, right, you know that?
469
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,438
But you know that Marie's
470
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,310
never gonna be okay
with this.
471
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:44,835
Nobody is. Hmm?
472
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,315
Just look in their eyes.
473
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,838
You know what?
474
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,753
We should've insisted
she keep the money.
475
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,581
That put a label
on things.
476
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,715
Now, the whole arrangement
is just so ambiguous.
477
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,064
You're damn right
it is.
478
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,674
It's time to take
that genie
479
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,502
and jam it right back
in the bottle, okay?
480
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,418
She doesn't accept
the money, it's over.
481
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,899
Come on, Jack.
482
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,248
Please tell me that
you're not still pining
483
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,858
for that married couple.
484
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,644
I'm not still pining
for that married couple.
485
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,865
You said please.
486
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,737
Okay, I can't believe
I'm actually indulging this,
487
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,566
but, um, what happened
this morning,
488
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:22,656
after your "transformative"
threesome last night?
489
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:26,877
I don't know.
490
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,623
I was just thinking
about how
491
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:37,714
we only have sex, right?
492
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,151
And that -- I don't know --
no matter how crazy it sounds,
493
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:43,285
I just --
494
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,895
I think we're bigger
than that.
495
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,767
For the record,
that's like way up there
496
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,726
on the crazy scale, like
you-scare-me crazy, but...
497
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,162
It's not crazy.
498
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,729
I asked them to play hooky
499
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,470
so we could day-drink
and hang out at The Pearl.
500
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:57,212
It's a fucking good day.
501
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,259
All right.
Just -- Just forget
502
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,304
that they are a married
couple for a second
503
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,611
and think of them as the guy.
-Okay.
504
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,353
Okay. So you had sex
with the guy,
505
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:09,746
that you met
like three days ago,
506
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,358
but instead of playing it
cool and skedaddling,
507
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,011
you hang around
his apartment
508
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,404
andask him to spend
the day with you?
509
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,319
Is -- Does that sound right?
-Ohhh.
510
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,103
You asked
a married couple
511
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:22,019
to go on a very public
daylight date with you.
512
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:24,065
I just --
513
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:26,372
I don't see how that could
make anybody anxious.
514
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,376
Yeah.
515
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,855
Ohh.
516
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,597
I scared the shit
out of them, didn't I?
517
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,469
Yeah. You did.
518
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,732
♪♪
519
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:42,213
Emma:
The knee-jerk inclination is to
make any new structure blend in
520
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:44,041
with the overall
Hamilton Prep School aesthetic,
521
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,130
but this is a different beast.
522
00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:48,785
Here are a few examples
of recently completed
523
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:51,135
high-school theaters
across the country.
524
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,137
They're bold, splashy,
525
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,923
standing out by design,
apologizing to no one.
526
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,752
Theater and choir students
are proudly different.
527
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,145
They're not like everybody else
and they don't want to be.
528
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,451
The building
should reflect that.
529
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:03,974
Oh, and, Dean Weinstock,
530
00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:05,933
did I mention
the creative-freedom discount?
531
00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:07,630
As our senior partner
likes to say,
532
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:10,198
"Make coin or make a splash."
533
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,982
Ideally, both?
534
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,463
Well, that gets my name
on the door. Everybody wins.
535
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:17,814
Our competitors tell you
otherwise, they're full of shit.
536
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,555
Oh, did --
did I just say "shit"?
537
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:22,776
I meant to say malarkey
or something equally folksy.
538
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,473
[ Laughter ]
539
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,257
Very well done,
Mrs. Trakarsky.
540
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:27,389
Thank you.
541
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,087
[ Applause ]
542
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:33,047
[ School bell rings ]
543
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:36,137
We're kind of on fire, right?
-I know.
544
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,661
Hawthorne's latest
and greatest power couple.
545
00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:41,055
I mean, I'm gonna be dean,
you're gonna be partner,
546
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,492
and maybe we can try
to have a baby.
547
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,146
Well, everything good
or bad happens in threes.
548
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,017
[ Chuckling ] Right?
549
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:50,673
♪♪
550
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:52,675
Got some advice
from Gabe today.
551
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,373
Let me guess -- we should
save our marriage
552
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,244
by having a foursome.
553
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:58,638
He basically said that,
you know,
554
00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:00,204
we totally screwed up
by taking the money
555
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,771
out of the relationship
with Izzy.
556
00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:04,513
The money's what kept it
a finite business arrangement.
557
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,994
Good, old-fashioned,
American sex for hire,
558
00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:10,650
not...whatever
we've let this become.
559
00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:13,000
He also said that if it ever
became anything more than that,
560
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:15,437
that he and Marie
would totally cut us off.
561
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:16,873
So did Carmen.
562
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,919
So did Dave.
563
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:23,750
♪♪
564
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,708
Crazy thing is,
it worked.
565
00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:28,232
The plan worked.
I mean, I don't know about you.
566
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:30,452
It feels to me like we're having
the best sex of our lives.
567
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,715
Yeah.
568
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:36,023
-Right?
-Yeah.
569
00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:38,417
Jack, where's it possibly
gonna go from here?
570
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,332
I mean, h-how does she
realistically fit into our --
571
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:44,727
our work,
our jobs, our lives?
572
00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:48,165
But we knew that
going in, you know?
573
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,558
She kind of erased
the boundaries
574
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,517
when she tore up
that check.
575
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,869
It's like she thinks
we're dating,
576
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,784
like this could be
something permanent.
577
00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,263
I know.
578
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,482
All right.
So what's our move?
579
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:02,484
We just invite her over
580
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:05,966
and tell her she's got to take
the money.
581
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:08,098
Yeah.
Or -- Or it's over.
582
00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:11,188
-Or it's over, right?
-Yeah.
583
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:13,843
So why aren't we just
walking away from this?
584
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:16,977
[ Both laugh ]
585
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,892
-Mom?
-What was that?
586
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:21,460
Did you hear that?
587
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,940
That sounded a lot like...
588
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:25,333
I'm sorry.
589
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:27,509
I think I must've
butt-dialed you.
590
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:32,122
No, no, it's all good.
591
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,429
Yeah.
See you when I get home.
592
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,996
Bye.
593
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,041
Hey.
594
00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:39,956
Sweetheart, I-I don't know
what you think you heard --
595
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,089
You mean the part about Izzy
not being your niece,
596
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,394
or the part
about you guys paying her
597
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:45,527
to have pervy,
three-way sex with you?
598
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,834
Wha-What?
No, Ava. No.
599
00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:52,012
Silly, wonderful Ava.
600
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,535
We -- No.
601
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:54,971
Um, we were walking down
and then we were talking
602
00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:57,104
about something that was
totally not that at all.
603
00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:58,975
N-No. No.
604
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:00,455
Don't --
Don't waste my time, Jack,
605
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,065
because I've got class
in five.
606
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,806
We got some negotiating to do,
don't we?
607
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:06,069
-It's Mr. Trakarsky.
-I'm pretty sure
608
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,637
it's whatever I want it
to be now.
609
00:25:08,681 --> 00:25:10,421
Jack.
610
00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:12,293
Oh, God.
611
00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:13,337
[ Laughs ]
612
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:14,861
She's blackmailing us, Jack.
613
00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:16,123
That's why
she didn't tell Lori.
614
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,559
-Oh, God.
-Right?
615
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,213
-[ Laughing ] Yeah. Oh, yeah.
-Oh, my God.
616
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:21,084
Oh, my God.
617
00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:23,870
Oh.
Oh, don't be sad, Jack.
618
00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:26,525
You get to be dean
619
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,702
and I get to be
class president.
620
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:33,575
And whatever else pops into
my silly, wonderful head.
621
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,751
Whoo!
-Oh, no.
622
00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:38,319
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. [ Laughs ]
623
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:39,581
No, no, no.
624
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:40,930
♪ Give me what I want
625
00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:44,064
♪ And what I need
626
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:48,982
♪ What you got
don't mean a thing to me ♪
627
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:51,114
♪ Give me what I want
628
00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:55,379
♪ Give me everything
629
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,517
♪ Give me what I want
630
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,607
♪ And what I need
631
00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:10,569
♪ What you got
don't mean a thing to me ♪
632
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,049
♪ Give me what I want
633
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:16,096
♪ Give me everything
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