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# Tell me where you come from,
was it heaven above? #
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# Oh, my dear,
I must be falling in love. #
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# Can you climb the sunny peaks
of a fortress in mud? #
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# Oh, my dear,
I must be falling in love. #
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# Did I tell you I want more #
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# than what
you're really made of? #
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# Oh, my dear,
I must be falling in love. #
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# Can you scope a purple blunder
and admit that you are young? #
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# Oh, my dear,
I must be falling in love. #
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# Tell me where you come from,
was it heaven above? #
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# Oh, my dear,
I must be falling in love. #
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# Can you climb the sunny peaks
of a fortress in mud? #
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# Oh, my dear,
I must be falling in love. #
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# Did I tell you I want more #
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# than what you're really made of? #
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# Oh, my dear, I must be falling in #
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# love. #
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Hello?
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Three hours over!
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Shit, lady.
I'm on my way out.
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Three hours over!
$21 more if you stay.
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Jeez, what'd I say, lady?
I'll be done in a minute.
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That ching-chong bitch.
Don't worry about it.
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Wait!
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Ah, homework.
Bus was late?
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Mm-hmm.
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Good day at school?
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Mm-hmm.
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A lot of homework?
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Mm-hmm.
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I call Mrs. Thomas, science teacher,
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to find out what kind of homework
you have tonight.
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She wasn't there.
Nobody was there.
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Everybody have half-day today
except you.
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You have long day.
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Aah!
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Should not lie to Mommy.
You understand?
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Now go.
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Rooms are dirty.
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Hey!
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Come on.
Shut up.
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I'll tell Mom.
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I'll tell Mom.
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Shut up.
Let's go.
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You got a letter today.
Mommy took it.
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I don't care.
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What was it?
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She's really mad about it.
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Go away.
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Ow! Mom!
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Ernest.
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You got letter.
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How come you didn't tell me you
enter contest?
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What?
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The writing contest.
You entered a writing contest.
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Oh, the writing contest.
Yeah.
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You got honorable mention.
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Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, could I read it?
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I throw away.
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You what?
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You should not lie to Mommy.
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But I didn't lie.
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You lied two times today!
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You make me upset.
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You did not tell me you enter contest.
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It was just a stupid contest.
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Yeah, you're right.
Waste of time.
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But you said I won.
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You did not win.
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You got honorable mention.
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That is not winning.
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That is bad.
That's worse than losing.
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They tell everyone at fancy dinner
your name and say,
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"See?
his boy's not even good enough to win."
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You're not even good enough to lose.
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Let me tell you something.
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When I was young,
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there was a man in our village who
used to tell stories.
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All day telling stories.
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One day the whole village
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came to his house and cut out his
tongue!
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Do you want to be like that?
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So, there's a dinner?
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Ay.
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No! Don't die on me!
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Who did this to you?
Tell me.
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Oh, you're so gross.
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Hey, I found a good one.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oriental women?
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This is disgusting.
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Let's go check it out.
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I got the Cr�me de Menthe for you.
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It's liqueur, but it's the works.
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Now you can smoke.
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When you're done, you just gargle
with it,
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and your mom won't smell smoke.
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It's like breath mints.
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No, I'm cool.
I don't wanna smoke.
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This is so gross.
Listen to this.
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"From an early age, oriental girls
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"learn the ancient ways of pleasing
a man.
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"The secrets of the Orient are as deep
and mysterious
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"as their luscious pussies.
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You like it, don't you?
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No, I don't.
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No, no, seriously, Ernest.
It's okay.
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You're supposed to.
You're a boy.
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Oh, well, it's all right.
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That is so gross!
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Okay, okay!
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Cut it out, Ernest!
Cut the shit.
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Why don't you cut the shit?
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Get your boner out of my face.
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Ugh!
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You're such a spaz.
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Shut up.
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Hey, um, I got a letter
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from that stupid contest you made
me enter.
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Yeah, what'd it say?
Did you win the 500 bucks?
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No, but I got the honorary mention.
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That's awesome.
Do you get any money?
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No, but I think there's this huge dinner
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at some fancy place in the city.
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I should get to go.
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You wouldn't have entered that
contest if it wasn't for me.
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Well... I'm not going.
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You have to go.
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I don't have to go.
It's stupid.
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I didn't even win.
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You just said you won.
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I said I got the honorary mention.
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That's not winning.
It's worse than losing.
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They get me
upstage and let everyone know
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I'm not good enough to win.
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That's the stupidest thing I've ever
heard.
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You won.
You should go.
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Fine.
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Hey, Christine.
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I don't have any way of going or
anything.
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I mean, if I did, I'd probably go,
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And I'd probably take you, but I don't,
so I can't.
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I would, but I can't.
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Okay.
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Hey, Ernest...
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Congrats.
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All right.
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Hey!
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Fetch it, dog!
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Why don't you stay right there?
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I'm gonna go get us a room, all right?
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What's up, baby Buddha?
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Sam ... Sam Kim.
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What's your name?
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Ernest.
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Ernie, I need a room.
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It's Ernest.
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Wait.
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Pick a card, any card.
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Don't tell me.
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9 of clubs.
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Keys?
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Thanks.
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Hey, give my best to Pol Pot.
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Oh, shit.
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What you doing?
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Someone just dropped their credit card.
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Stupid people.
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I'll go return it.
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Hey.
Oh, easy there, son.
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How you doing?
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I knew I'd find you running around
here somewhere.
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You know, I do admire that about
the Chinese.
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You stick together.
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You know how you been changing our
sheets every day?
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Uh, well, I was thinking,
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you don't have to do that any more.
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Okay.
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Maybe you can talk to your mother
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about adjusting the rate ...
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I mean, since we're saving you money
on laundry and all.
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I don't think she's gonna lower the rent.
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Then why don't you just go ahead
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and keep changing the sheets?
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Evening, gentlemen.
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Howdy.
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A very good evening.
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Hey.
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Ernest?
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Come here.
Talk to Mommy.
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I think it is time to stop.
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Mommy's too old and tired to fight
with you.
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If you write these stories about
family secrets and...
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# Come on #
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# Yeah #
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Okay?
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Okay?
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Go play with your sister.
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Mommy.
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Go to sleep, Katie.
Go to sleep.
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Oh... Bunny.
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Where are you?
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Where the fuck are you, Hank?
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I know you're fucking in there,
you son of a bitch!
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Gina! Gina!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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That's my stick!
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Gina!
Will you fucking calm ...
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I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Oh!
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I'm gonna fucking kill you!
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Will you calm the fuck down?
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Get down from there!
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Baby, baby, just ... baby.
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Will you please just calm down?
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Just get down.
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Please.
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You know I love you.
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Fuck you!!
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Motherfucker!
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What's up, gangster?
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Good show.
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Must be love, huh?
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Well, I was starting to get lonely
out here, you know?
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Kind of late for you?
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Well, we had a problem with your card.
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It was declined.
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Oh, that's all?
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Just a matter of time, I guess.
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Oh, boy.
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Smoke?
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It sure is beautiful out here, huh?
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Well, can I get some money ...
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you know, like, before my mom finds out?
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I'll get it to you, man.
Don't worry.
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What's she gonna do ... fire you?
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No, but she's probably gonna kick my ass.
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I bet you
see a lot of shit growing up here.
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I guess.
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You don't even flinch.
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Like, this afternoon, I come in
barreling in
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with that big,
blond bitch, drunk off my ass,
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and I bet I know exactly what you're
thinking.
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You're thinking,
"Shit, I hope this motherfucker
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speaks English," right?
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Be honest.
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No.
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I guess I knew you spoke English.
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Really?
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Well, I mean, you walk like you
speak English.
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I like you, man.
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Thanks...
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I guess.
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Hey, I don't scare you, do I?
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I don't mean to.
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It's a Korean thing.
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I can tell you're still thinking about
the money.
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It's that chink in you.
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All right, here.
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Don't fuck that up.
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It's collateral.
Understand?
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Hey, you hungry?
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Has that been there all day?
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Yep.
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Shouldn't you open it up?
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Okay.
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Come on.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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You okay?
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If you scream before you do stuff,
it seems less scary.
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- Come on.
- Stop it!
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Come on!
274
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,120
- Ow!
- Aww!
275
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,440
Ugh!
276
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,000
Ernie, where we going?
277
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,080
Mommy?
278
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,360
Mm-hmm?
279
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,560
How come people stay at our house?
280
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,440
Because they can't go home.
281
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,920
How come they can't go home?
282
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,480
Because they poor.
283
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,400
Is that why they're so angry?
284
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,880
They're not angry.
They're just poor.
285
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,600
Oh.
286
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:57,240
How come people stay at our house
for three hours?
287
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,000
Because people like to take nap.
288
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,000
Sometimes we take nap in afternoon.
289
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,360
Oh.
290
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,000
How come they're so loud when they
take a nap?
291
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,240
Hmm?
292
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,120
Did Ma ask you if we were going to
the award dinner?
293
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,000
Reward dinner?
294
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,760
Um, yeah.
I won a contest with a story.
295
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,840
Ohh, you won contest.
296
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,000
But we have a TV.
297
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,600
Where is my TV?
298
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,480
I just want to go home and take my TV.
299
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,960
Hmm!
300
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,760
Four-in-one screwdriver.
301
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,240
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
302
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,600
I could sit here and stare at you all day.
303
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:08,040
Mama said she's gonna buy me
a calculator.
304
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,440
Wow.
305
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,520
You shut up!
306
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,240
Are we gonna do it, or what?
307
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,160
You know what?
308
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,680
I think you deserve a nice night out.
309
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,680
What you talking about?
310
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,960
I was thinking
if we went to the award dinner,
311
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,160
they'd probably give us a nice,
free dinner.
312
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,680
Talking about stupid contest?
313
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,080
Well, I thought it'd be nice for us to
go out and have some fun time.
314
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,080
We don't have time
for dancing and fancy things.
315
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,600
I didn't say we'd go dancing.
316
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,560
Hey, how about I make you deal?
317
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,000
You show me story, then I decide.
318
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,560
No.
319
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,560
If I like story, then we can go.
320
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,560
- How about that?
- No. Forget it.
321
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,120
Why? Other people like your story.
322
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,400
I should like it, too, right?
323
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,640
Just drop it.
324
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,680
I want to read it, too.
325
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,000
It's not so hard ... life.
326
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,880
It's not so bad for you.
327
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:06,880
That's not fair.
328
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,000
Life not fair.
329
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,080
You always say that.
330
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,200
Because it's true.
331
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,720
One day you can do whatever
you want,
332
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,200
but not today, okay?
333
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,080
Eat.
334
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,560
Don't question me, pervert.
335
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,640
I want to show you something.
336
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,080
Ugh!
337
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,080
Cut the shit.
338
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,080
After you, Roy.
You're such an a-hole.
339
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,160
Come on, pervert.
I don't got all night.
340
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,160
- You're a queer, aren't you?
- No.
341
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,600
Are you sure?
342
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,040
My dad said you looked like you'd
grow up to be queer.
343
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,600
Roy, leave him alone.
344
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,600
Shut up, stupid.
345
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,600
We live here because it's temporary.
346
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,600
Got that?
347
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,160
But you ... you're here for good.
348
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,600
You know that, right?
349
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,920
You're such a jerk.
You're gonna make him cry.
350
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,320
Good!
It's good for him.
351
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,320
Shut up.
352
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,840
What?
What'd you say?
353
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,320
Say that again.
I didn't hear you.
354
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,240
Nothing.
I got to go.
355
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,680
Whoa, not so fast.
356
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,320
Now, I'll let you go to your mommy,
357
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,320
but first you got to do something.
358
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,840
You said you're not queer.
You have to prove it.
359
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,720
Either you kiss my sister...
360
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,680
Roy!
361
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,680
...or you fight me.
362
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,160
Now, what's it gonna be?
363
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,360
I don't want to.
364
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:04,120
If you don't make up your mind,
I will.
365
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,640
Wh-o-o-o-oa!
366
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,200
Wh-o-o-o-o-oa!
367
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,800
Good evening.
368
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,880
Found this one wandering around
by herself.
369
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,640
I figured she belonged to you.
370
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,160
I hope she does.
371
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,640
$5 for the ride, ma'am.
372
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,440
Slap five.
373
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,920
I have a guest waiting.
374
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,760
Tongue her.
Put your tongue in her.
375
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,280
- Shut up, Roy.
- Yeah. Shut up, Roy.
376
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,760
Is this okay?
377
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,360
Yeah, sure.
378
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,640
Yeah.
379
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,520
What are you doing?
380
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,520
Nothing.
381
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,960
Just kissing, okay?
382
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,560
Okay.
383
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,040
Your dick is hard.
384
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,400
That means you love me.
385
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,400
Really?
386
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,920
Yeah. You love me.
387
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,360
You make me very sad!
388
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,840
Hey, come on.
389
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,880
There you go.
Play ball?
390
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,920
No.
391
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,800
The way you flinged that chicken
last night,
392
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,320
I was sure you had a good arm.
393
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,320
- Really?
- Yeah.
394
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,400
Come on.
Let's go across the lot.
395
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,320
I used to be a pretty good player.
396
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,920
I could have played college ball
397
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,840
if I'd stuck with it, you know?
398
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,440
Well, I want to play hockey, but Mom
said I'd get hurt.
399
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,240
Isn't that the point of hockey?
400
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,080
I only have one mitt, so we're gonna
have to trade off, right.
401
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,360
All right.
The old fireball.
402
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,920
What was that, man?
Give me some pepper.
403
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,280
Well, I don't want to hurt you.
404
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,200
Hurt me?
You can't hurt me.
405
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,200
I'm invincible.
Ugh!
406
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,680
Good stop.
That's the way to get in front of it.
407
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,680
Doesn't your dad play with you?
408
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,040
He's not around anymore.
409
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,120
Oh, that's why you throw like a girl.
410
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,720
Is he dead or just gone?
411
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,600
Just gone, I think.
412
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,560
All right, play's at third.
Come on, hustle, baby.
413
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,560
Oh, come on.
Runner at third.
414
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,520
Hustle, baby!
Come on! Come on!
415
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,360
Heads up!
Ball, boy!
416
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,000
Runner at home.
Come on, let's go!
417
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,000
Stealing base.
418
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,000
I don't think I want to play anymore.
419
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,600
Wild pop.
420
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,000
I'm done, okay.
421
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,280
Come on. Why?
422
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,040
Well, I'm tired,
423
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,040
and I don't want to play anymore,
424
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,640
and I got homework to do.
425
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,680
Okay.
426
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,040
Good game.
427
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,520
Just got to work on that overhand.
428
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,880
I'm done.
429
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,240
Hi, this is Grace.
Leave me a message.
430
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,480
If you're calling for Sam Kim,
do not leave messages here.
431
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,520
He will not get them.
432
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,240
Psst!
Hey, Ernie, wake up.
433
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,600
Open the window.
434
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,360
What time is it?
435
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,960
I don't know.
I don't have a watch.
436
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,240
Come on. Open up.
437
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,200
Shh! Shh!
438
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,200
Here.
439
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,200
It's not Popeyes,
440
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,200
but it's pretty good for the middle
of the night.
441
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,760
I didn't know if you like crispy or not.
442
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,440
Aren't you gonna eat?
443
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,800
Am I dreaming?
444
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,120
Hey.
What is this?
445
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,520
Oh, that.
I found it... cleaning.
446
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,040
It's real?
447
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,120
People so stupid to forget nice things.
448
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,200
We give to Gung Gung.
He needs new watch.
449
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,480
No credit for Room 15.
He stay one more day now?
450
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,440
Oh. Oh, Room 15.
451
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,880
He paid in cash.
452
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,840
You say credit.
453
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,440
No, cash.
454
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,840
Yeah?
455
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,440
We can count after dinner.
456
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,200
Are you stealing?
457
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,720
Is that a customer?
458
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,720
No, Mommy.
It's Ernest.
459
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,640
What's going on?
460
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,640
Shut up.
I wasn't stealing.
461
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,640
I saw you.
462
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,240
Don't say anything or...
463
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,080
...this is you.
464
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,280
Got it?
I'm serious.
465
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,800
What's this?
Mommy's tired.
466
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,800
Nothing.
We're just playing.
467
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,800
Ernest broke a pencil.
468
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,000
Ernest.
469
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,240
Sorry.
470
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,800
- And stole money.
- What?
471
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,160
She's lying!
472
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,680
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
473
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,680
I was just making sure the money from
Room 15
474
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,800
was still there.
475
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,200
Room 15?
476
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,680
Well, you said I should count it.
477
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,640
I say I will count it.
478
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,720
Oh. I thought you said I would count it.
479
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,080
I count.
480
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,560
Oh, I thought you said...
481
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,160
Well, it's there.
You can count it.
482
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,960
Is that a picture of me?
483
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,320
No.
484
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,360
It looks an awful lot like me.
485
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,840
It's not you.
486
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,640
I think it's me.
487
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,960
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
488
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,200
That's okay.
489
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,440
Whether you meant it or not,
490
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,680
it definitely looks an awful lot like me.
491
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,960
It's not you!
492
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,160
Okay, okay.
Don't be so sensitive.
493
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,720
You're stupid.
494
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,800
I know.
495
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,880
- Stop!
- What?
496
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,120
I'm not supposed to play with you, either.
497
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,080
- Come on.
- No.
498
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,640
- Please?
- No.
499
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,080
Pretty please?
500
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,200
No!
501
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,920
My mom says she thinks you're goofy.
502
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,440
She wants to know why you always
hang around outside.
503
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,280
I don't know.
I'm not goofy.
504
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,440
It's a compliment.
My whole family's goofy.
505
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,480
Oh.
506
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,720
Get off the dumpster.
507
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,760
Hey, I was thinking that maybe I
could ask my dad
508
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,400
if he would drive us to your award thing.
509
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,160
Don't do that.
510
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,920
Didn't you say you needed a ride?
511
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,160
There's no dinner.
512
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,000
I think you're lying.
Are you lying?
513
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,360
No.
514
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,280
I can tell, you know.
I have ESP.
515
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,360
See? You are lying.
516
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,360
I am not.
517
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,040
You just don't want me to go to
the dinner.
518
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,560
That's so crappy, Ernest.
519
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:48,360
There is no dinner.
520
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:49,800
Fine. Whatever.
You watch.
521
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,160
I'm just gonna write my own
story about you
522
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,400
and win my own damn award.
523
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,400
And I'm not gonna invite you
to my dinner.
524
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,480
I'm not even gonna tell you
about it.
525
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,120
All right.
I'll think about it.
526
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,040
I knew you were lying.
527
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,080
Hey, I got a great idea.
528
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,480
I'm gonna teach you how to drive.
529
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,480
I don't know.
530
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,400
Come on.
We'll just circle the parking lot.
531
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,880
It'll be totally safe. Trust me.
532
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:22,960
I don't think this is ...
533
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,400
Shh!
534
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,640
Listen to me.
I'll tell you this once.
535
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,360
There comes a time in every man's life
536
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,000
when he has to make a decision.
537
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,760
If he has any cajones,
he'll think about himself first.
538
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,400
This is great.
539
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,720
You're doing a great job, man.
540
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,840
Shit.
541
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,160
Hey, you like girls?
542
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,240
Sure.
543
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,680
That's okay if you don't.
That's what they say, at least.
544
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,160
I like girls.
545
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,160
Yeah? Me too.
546
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,520
Got a girlfriend?
547
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:57,520
Kind of.
548
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,960
What's she like?
549
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,960
- Well, she's older.
- Yeah?
550
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,960
She's really fun.
You'd like her.
551
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,960
Well, she drinks and smokes
just like you.
552
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,960
Oh? Sounds perfect.
553
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,480
And she's real pretty.
554
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,440
Yeah? How so?
555
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:15,880
Well, um... nice eyes, long hair.
556
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,440
What about tits and ass?
557
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,880
Kind of.
558
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,440
Yeah? Nice.
559
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,440
Let me tell you a secret about women.
560
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,440
See, no matter how coy they get,
561
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,440
you put them in front of some high-quality
amateur porn,
562
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,960
and they all get wet.
563
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,960
You know what I'm saying?
It's, like, scientific.
564
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,240
Never think porn is bad.
Porn is good.
565
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,880
Got it?
566
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,040
Um, okay.
567
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,880
Alright, this is enough pussyfooting, man.
568
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,760
I'm tired of driving around in circles.
569
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,840
You know what I'm saying, Ernie?
570
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,760
Punch it, baby!
571
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,120
Whoo!
572
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,320
- You feel cool?
- I'm okay.
573
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,320
You look cool, man.
574
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,520
You look
like one bad-ass motherfucker.
575
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,920
Thanks, motherfucker.
576
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,280
Okay, take this left.
577
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,000
Come on.
Hand over hand.
578
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,840
Hand over hand.
579
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,680
Nice.
580
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,840
Are we lost?
581
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,600
No. No way, man.
582
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:40,600
We're definitely not lost.
583
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,200
I know exactly where we're going.
584
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,080
Okay.
585
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,200
All right.
This is good.
586
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,880
Now press "send."
587
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,080
When she picks up,
pretend like you're some kid
588
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,360
who's spending the night over at a
friend's house
589
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,720
and you're freaked out, okay?
590
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,800
I don't know.
591
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,080
All right, forget it.
Let's play it by ear.
592
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,800
Press "send."
593
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,320
Hi, this is Grace.
594
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,200
It's the machine!
595
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:17,440
Just hang up.
596
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,840
How do I hang up?
597
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,840
Press the "end" button.
598
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,960
No, not that button!
599
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,120
Aah, fuck!
Fuck!
600
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,120
Are you okay?
601
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,160
Fuck, Ernie!
Damn it!
602
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,480
God, get in this fucking century, man!
603
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,480
You don't know how to use a cellphone?
604
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,080
Shit!
605
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,920
All right.
Relax.
606
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,720
Help me with this.
607
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,080
Why the fuck would she move this?
608
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,120
It was fine where it was.
609
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,640
Grab that end.
610
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,480
Hey, watch this.
611
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,400
Watch this.
612
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,440
Nice.
613
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,240
- Not bad.
- Thanks.
614
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,720
You're all right, kid.
615
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,240
Watch out.
616
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,760
- Can I tell you something?
- Sure.
617
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,960
I hate working at the motel.
618
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,360
I could imagine.
619
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,360
You got to deal with assholes like me
all the time, huh?
620
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,360
I hate my family.
621
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,360
That's life, kid.
622
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,360
The first noble truth in Buddhism is
that life sucks.
623
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,360
Just imagine yourself on the road to
enlightenment.
624
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,200
Hey, how old are you?
625
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:08,200
13.
626
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,200
That sucks.
627
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,680
When I was 8, I used to pray to God
628
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,680
that he would end my life when I
turned 12.
629
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,560
Just take me out quick and painlessly.
630
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,400
When I was 12, I used to sit in my
room with the lights off
631
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,880
and just wait for him just to zoom!
632
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,880
Yep. 8 is great.
633
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,440
Die at 12 ... you lived a full life.
634
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,000
Anything after that's just an insult.
635
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,440
My mom forgot my 12th birthday.
636
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,400
Fuck.
637
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,120
I didn't ask for this!
638
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,080
I didn't ask for any of this!
639
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,600
I want to be happy...
640
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,200
happy right fucking now!
641
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,680
I hate doing homework, going to school,
642
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,120
and other kids!
643
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,120
I want to be happy... right now!
Hear me!
644
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,560
Yeah, you hear us?
645
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,000
I want to be happy!
646
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:24,640
- Yeah, I want to be happy, too!
- Right now!
647
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:25,760
Right fucking now!
648
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,120
I want to be happy!
649
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,640
I want to be happy!
650
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:29,640
I want to be happy!
651
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,120
I want to be happy!
652
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,120
I want to be happy!
653
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,720
Right fucking now!
654
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,880
Right now!
655
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,480
All right, Ernie.
End of the line.
656
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,720
Tomorrow we'll get you laid,
all right?
657
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,160
Hey, wait.
658
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,560
Well, I had fun ...
659
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,400
Not fun, but, you know.
660
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,720
I know.
661
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,120
Hey, that's my shit.
662
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,880
- It's cool.
- No, it's not.
663
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,080
Look, I'll pay you back.
Nothing like a good smoke.
664
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,280
Ernest, don't be such a 'tard.
665
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,600
Stick to egg rolls.
666
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,880
Hey!
667
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,400
You guys can't skate here.
668
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,880
Or what? You're gonna pull some
Jackie Chan shit on us?
669
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,280
Seriously.
670
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,880
Look, if I break my hip, I promise I
won't sue you.
671
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,160
Isn't your name Toby?
672
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:09,080
Yeah, how'd you know?
673
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,960
We're in Urban Soc together.
674
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,880
Oh, yeah.
Hey.
675
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,640
Hey, Toby, who's your girlfriend?
676
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,040
Uh...
677
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,560
Christine.
678
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,720
Yeah, Christine.
679
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:24,040
Hey, Christine, you want to hook us up
with some chop suey or something?
680
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,880
We don't have chop suey.
681
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,680
Or whatever.
Some dumplings.
682
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,200
Um... I don't know.
683
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,160
Maybe.
684
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,040
Hey, guys, let's get out of here.
685
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,360
Dude, we're gonna get free food.
686
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,160
Let's get out of here, man.
687
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,920
It'd be wrong for me not to kick
your ass before we left ...
688
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:55,920
a goodbye gift.
689
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,400
- Roy.
- Shut up.
690
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,400
Why don't you turn around, chicken?
691
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,400
I should kick your ass for being chicken,
692
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,920
you little chicken shit.
693
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,920
- Cut it out, Roy!
- Shut up.
694
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,440
Come on, you chicken.
695
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,160
Why don't you turn around, chink?
696
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,720
Oh, what are you gonna do, chink?
697
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,120
Is that it, chink?
698
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,640
Aw, chinky baby doesn't like that.
699
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:19,760
Poor chinky boy.
Keep walking, you chicken chink.
700
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,200
Come on, you poor chinky boy.
Keep walking.
701
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,200
You're poor and stupid.
702
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,640
You're poor, stupid,
703
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,160
And your father's a drunk, and he beats
your mother.
704
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,600
You're gonna grow up to be a drunk,
705
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:34,600
and you're gonna be poor and stupid
forever.
706
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,560
And you're gay!
707
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,600
Yeah, I'll be
back to normal in no time, man.
708
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,600
Yes.
Yes, ma'am. All right.
709
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,280
Just e-mail me those reports,
and I'll get them back to you.
710
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,520
Okay! Shit.
All right.
711
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,040
Thank you. Bye.
712
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,520
Fuck.
713
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,080
Ugh! Shit.
That was rough.
714
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,840
Damn! Look at me.
715
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,760
Scotch and Chinese food.
716
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,800
I don't know
how I keep from passing out.
717
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,760
How's school, dude?
718
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,880
School's really good.
I got beat up, though.
719
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,480
That sucks.
720
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,640
No, it's great.
721
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,520
Okay.
722
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,160
You hungry?
723
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,880
Did you get my story?
724
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,240
Good thing I got the lo mein.
725
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,080
I'm hungry as hell for some good
Chinese food.
726
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:04,280
She's cute, man.
You got good taste.
727
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,640
Real cute.
728
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,080
What is she ... like, 15, 16?
729
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,280
Nice ass.
Know what I'm saying?
730
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,680
Don't think I didn't think about it.
731
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,560
You didn't tell me she was Chinese.
732
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,440
Dude, I would have warned you
to stay away from her.
733
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,760
She's not gonna go for you.
734
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,680
You're Chinese, man.
735
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,000
She's looking for some guy to come in
736
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,400
and save her from all that.
737
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,760
All you do is remind her of it.
738
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,360
All right.
739
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,360
You want to get with her?
740
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,520
Here's my advice.
741
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,160
You got to do something ...
like, really do something.
742
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,920
No more stories and shit.
743
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,840
You could write 200 stories
about her.
744
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,160
She's not gonna fall
in love with you, you understand?
745
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:47,400
All right?
746
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,360
I'm gonna show you how to get
with her.
747
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,200
Foolproof plan.
Nothing to worry about.
748
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,600
Sam is here for you, all right?
749
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,600
You're gonna get laid... tonight.
750
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,880
How come room 15 didn't pay?
3 days now?
751
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,400
Oh, room 15.
752
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,800
Don't worry.
Sam will pay.
753
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,320
Who's Sam?
You know everybody by name now?
754
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,400
Sam will pay? When?
755
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,400
Mail us check?
Send us gift?
756
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,760
- Don't worry. He's my friend.
- Mm-hmm.
757
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,440
I can pay for his rent.
That's his watch.
758
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,720
That fake.
759
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,240
- It's not fake. It's real.
- It's fake.
760
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,240
You said it was real.
761
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,600
Fake from China.
762
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,040
- Eat.
- I'm not hungry.
763
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,880
- Why?
- Because I'm your mother.
764
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,680
Stupid story.
765
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,400
- You read that?
- I did not read.
766
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,240
I do not need to read to know
it's stupid.
767
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,040
- You're stupid.
- Huh? What you say?
768
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,560
You don't understand!
769
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,080
I understand
you don't care about anyone.
770
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,160
You don't understand!
771
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,640
I understand.
I understand.
772
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:53,880
Well, I hate you!
773
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,200
You hate me?
You hate me?
774
00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:57,160
Yes, I hate you.
You know what?
775
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,080
- You hate me, I hate you, too, okay?
- I don't care.
776
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,400
You're a mean, ugly, old lady,
and you make everybody go away.
777
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,560
Get lost, pervert.
778
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,280
- Chris.
- Oh, my god!
779
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,200
What are you doing?
Is that your mom's car?
780
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,200
Come on. Get in.
781
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,480
Are you serious?
Your mom's gonna kill you.
782
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,840
Well, sometimes you got to make
a decision.
783
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,240
And if you have any, uh, cannolis,
784
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,240
you think about yourself first.
785
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,960
And I'm only gonna say that once.
786
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,720
Can you even reach the pedals?
787
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,240
- Are you coming or what?
- I-I don't know.
788
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,240
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm coming.
789
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,240
We're both gonna get in huge trouble.
790
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:12,080
Whooooo!
791
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,600
Whoo!
792
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,720
Awesome! Whooooo!
793
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,200
Ernest, do you know where we're going?
794
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,960
Of course.
We're going to the award dinner.
795
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,440
You don't even know where it is.
796
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,040
If you don't know where we're going,
you shouldn't keep driving.
797
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,880
What if we run out of gas?
798
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:07,640
We'll get gas.
799
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,480
Look, the tank's almost empty.
Just pull over.
800
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:10,480
Let me look at a map.
801
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,400
I'm not gonna pull over.
802
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,360
What'd that sign say again?
803
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:16,360
We're not lost!
804
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,360
Jesus!
Ernest, what's your problem?
805
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,200
I want to go home now.
This isn't fun anymore.
806
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,680
What?
807
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,720
I want to kiss you.
808
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,760
Ernest, stop.
You're grossing me out.
809
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:44,120
I-I like you.
810
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,560
Don't be stupid.
811
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,520
I like you, too,
but not that way, you know.
812
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,040
You're like
my kid brother or something.
813
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,040
Stop it.
814
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,960
- I-I want to fuck you.
- What?
815
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,760
I want to take my hard cock and put it
between your legs.
816
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,640
Ugh!
What's wrong with you?
817
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,560
- I just wanted to prove I'm a man.
- But you aren't, dork.
818
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,600
Well, I'm trying.
819
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,440
Well, try on someone else.
820
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,360
Chris...
821
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,760
sometimes I think about us...
822
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,880
I don't know ...
like married and stuff.
823
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,960
What?
824
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,800
I mean, not for real, but, like,
in the future.
825
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,520
Like, we're married, and we live
somewhere nice.
826
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,240
Oh, my god.
I would never marry you.
827
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,200
Are you crazy?
828
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,800
Ernest, let's go home.
829
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,040
- Get out.
- What?
830
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:42,960
Get out of the car.
831
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,920
- No.
- Get out!
832
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:46,400
Are you crazy?
Want me to get killed?
833
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,280
- I don't care. I hate you!
- Ernest!
834
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,400
Get out of the car!
I never want to see you again!
835
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,000
Why are you such a spaz?
You're being such a creep!
836
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,360
Leave!
Get out of the car!
837
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,440
- I'm not leaving.
- You leave!
838
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:10,360
Ugh!
839
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,080
Think that was smart?
Do you know what you're doing?
840
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:30,000
You're being such an idiot.
Why would you ever do that?
841
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,600
What the hell?
842
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,680
Ugh!
843
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,040
Oh, yeah.
That was really smart.
844
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,640
Shit!
845
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:55,400
I don't think you should come by
the restaurant anymore.
846
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,920
# You don't have to swallow your pride #
847
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,800
# Take a step behind #
848
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,520
Hey, man.
You drive like a fucking chink.
849
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,200
You have to go.
850
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:03,520
You got to go.
851
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,680
What's wrong with you?
852
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,600
You are!
853
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,400
I'm serious.
854
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,760
Go play with yourself.
855
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:22,280
You got to go.
856
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:24,280
Make me.
857
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,560
Come on.
You can do better than that.
858
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:32,960
You're not even trying!
Get angry!
859
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:36,600
Come on! Get mad!
This is pussy shit!
860
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,600
Come on!
Get pissed!
861
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,200
Good.
Now hit me.
862
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,920
Come on, boy.
Give me a good whack!
863
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,200
Hit me!!
864
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,240
Ugh. Yeah.
That's it.
865
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,800
Come on.
Don't stop.
866
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,720
What kind of pussy are you, huh?
867
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:57,800
Come on, you fuck!
868
01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,720
Do it, you little fucker!
869
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:00,800
Hit me!
870
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,800
Come on!
Do it, you little freak!
871
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:33,080
I feel like I'm 12 years old again.
872
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:44,520
All right, get up.
873
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:51,000
The game is over.
I get the idea.
874
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,240
You got me good, though.
875
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,320
I wouldn't be surprised
if I had some internal bleeding.
876
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,160
Get in there, buddy.
877
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,720
I think I need some ice or something.
878
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,760
I don't like you.
879
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,160
You're just saying that now, Ernie.
880
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:36,120
Tomorrow we're gonna be best
friends again, you and me.
881
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,040
You're not my friend.
882
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,560
You don't know what you're
talking about, man.
883
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,640
You have to go.
884
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,080
You want me to go?
885
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:56,240
You know what happens if I go?
886
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,600
Hey, if I go,
I'm not coming back, man.
887
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,000
Just like your dad, I'm gone.
888
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:04,800
You know nothing about my dad.
889
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:11,560
- Hey, you need me.
- I don't need anyone.
890
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:22,320
You got to pay.
891
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:29,680
Okay.
892
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,160
I tried.
893
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,680
You can't say I didn't try.
894
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,560
Here.
The extra's a tip.
895
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:09,800
It's been fun.
896
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:51,200
# These I call desperate times #
897
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:55,200
# When I'm desperate to lock my
heart in a jar #
898
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:59,240
# And save it for a break or two #
899
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:03,720
# Three times I begged you
to guard me #
900
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:10,240
# As if it is your duty to save
me from this #
901
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:15,800
# It's all on you, darling #
902
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,360
# I get so angry #
903
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:58,760
# I break in half and stab you
with part of me #
904
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:04,840
# A jagged edge would hurt like
you would not believe #
905
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:10,360
# And I know it better than you,
darling #
906
01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:34,880
# The songs just pour out, and I
have lots to say #
907
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:38,360
# But my mouth is too dry to speak #
908
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:42,880
# Without a tear warming my
breath #
909
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:48,960
# It comes as I bleed over you #
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