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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT
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Man: L.A.--WHAT A TOWN.
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IT'S THE ONLY PLACE
4 IN THE MORNING,
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YOU GOT BUMPER-TO-BUMPER
TRAFFIC.
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WE HAVE THE MOST CAREFUL
DRIVERS IN L.A.
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THEY'RE ALWAYS GIVING
HAND SIGNALS.
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YEAH--THE FINGER.
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I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING ABOUT L.A.--
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THE POPULATION
NEVER CHANGES.
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YEAH, EVERY TIME
A KID IS BORN,
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SOME GUY LEAVES TOWN.
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OH, NOWHERE ELSE ON EARTH
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ARE THE PEOPLE
MORE BEAUTIFUL--
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GORGEOUS WOMEN,
HANDSOME MEN.
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HUH, THE TROUBLE IS,
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YOU CAN'T TELL
WHICH IS WHICH.
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HEY, LOOK AT THAT--
THE SANTA MONICA PIER.
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I LIKE TO GO FISHING THERE.
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OH, I TELL YOU--
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I GO FISHING,
I CATCH NOTHING.
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I GO TO ORGIES,
I CATCH EVERYTHING.
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OH, I'LL TELL YOU,
THIS TOWN IS REALLY BOOMING,
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AND I HELPED BUILD IT.
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I'M MONTE PETERSON,
LAND DEVELOPER.
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HEY, THERE'S
ONE OF MY TOWERS.
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AND THERE'S A NEW OFFICE
BUILDING I'M ERECTING.
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I ALSO ERECTED
A NEW SPORTS COMPLEX.
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I ERECTED
A DOWNTOWN LIBRARY.
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I GET ERECTIONS
ALL OVER THIS TOWN.
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AND I STARTED FROM SCRATCH.
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WHEN I WAS A KID,
I HAD NOTHING.
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WE WERE POOR.
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WE WERE SO POOR,
WHEN MY FATHER DIED,
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THEY ASKED MY MOTHER,
"PAPER OR PLASTIC?"
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OH, NOW THAT I GOT
A FEW BUCKS,
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I'M HAPPY TO SAY I CAN
HELP OUT WHERE IT'S NEEDED.
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AND I'M SORRY TO SAY
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THAT I'M THE NUMBER ONE
PRIZE CHUMP
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WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN.
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[SIGH]
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WHERE THE HELL
IS HE?
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YOU CAN DROP ME OFF
RIGHT HERE, BABY.
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OH, HONEY, PARK THE CAR.
I WON'T BE LONG.
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AND BY THE WAY,
THE OFFER I MADE YOU--
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IT STILL GOES--I'LL GIVE YOU
A THOUSAND BUCKS.
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LET ME SPEND AN HOUR
WITH YOU.
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I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST NOT ENOUGH.
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OK, I'LL SPEND
2 HOURS WITH YOU.
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AREN'T YOU AFRAID
OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
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YOU KNOW, KID, WITH ME,
IT'S SEXUAL EMBARRASSMENT.
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THE LAST TIME I HAD SEX,
I WAS ARRESTED
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FOR ASSAULT
WITH A DEAD WEAPON.
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COME ON.
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Woman: WELL,
THERE'S NO WAY.
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Man: WHOA, I NEVER EXPECTED
TO SEE MY 2 EX-WIVES HERE.
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THEY'RE HERE AS DEFENSE
WITNESSES FOR BLANCHE,
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YOUR SOON-TO-BE
NEW EX-WIFE.
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YEAH, LOOK AT THEM.
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FIRST
THERE WAS LOUISE.
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WHAT A RELATIONSHIP
WE HAD.
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EVERY TIME
I WANTED SEX,
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SHE LEFT THE ROOM
TO GIVE ME PRIVACY.
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THE ONLY TIME
I HEARD HER YELL
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"I'M COMING"
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IS WHEN I WAS HOLDING
THE ELEVATOR.
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AND NUMBER 2
WAS GINGER.
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HO,
SHE DROVE ME NUTS.
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SHE COULDN'T
DO NOTHING RIGHT.
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THEN WHY'D YOU MARRY HER?
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OH,
SHE DID ONE THING RIGHT.
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AND NOW THIS ONE--
BLANCHE.
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THIS WAS REALLY LOVE.
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I OPENED MY WALLET,
AND THERE SHE WAS.
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AS SOON
AS WE GOT MARRIED,
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SHE PUT EVERYTHING
UNDER BOTH NAMES--
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HER AND HER MOTHER'S.
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SHE PLAYED AROUND PLENTY.
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BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED,
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SHE TOLD ME I WAS
ONE IN A MILLION.
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I FOUND OUT
SHE WAS RIGHT.
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WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
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WOULD, UH,
MRS. PETERSON'S ATTORNEY
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PLEASE START
THE OPENING ARGUMENTS?
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AHEM.
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YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT,
BLANCHE PETERSON,
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IS THE CASUALTY
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OF A COLD-HEARTED,
NEGLIGENT HUSBAND
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WHO REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
HER VERY EXISTENCE.
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MONTE PETERSON POLLUTED
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THIS ONCE-SOLID
ROCK OF GIBRALTAR MARRIAGE
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BY SQUANDERING
ALL OF HIS TIME
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ON HIS CONSTRUCTION BUSINESS
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AND HIS WILD,
EXTRAVAGANT SKI WEEKENDS.
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IN THE INTERIM,
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MRS. PETERSON
SHOWERED MR. PETERSON
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WITH LOVING DEVOTION
AND ATTENTION AND AFFECTION,
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ONLY TO BE SPURNED.
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REMEMBER, SHE GAVE HIM
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THE BEST 3 MONTHS
OF HER LIFE.
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THANK YOU.
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MONTE PETERSON
IS THE VICTIM HERE--
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THE VICTIM OF A WOMAN
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WHO WAS NEVER IN LOVE
WITH THE MAN,
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BUT IN LOVE WITH HIS MONEY.
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I FURTHER UNDERSTAND
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THAT THIS MARRIAGE
BROKE UP
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BECAUSE
OF ANOTHER WOMAN.
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THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR HONOR.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THEY WERE SEEING EACH OTHER.
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YOUR HONOR,
I HAVE TO OBJECT.
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YEAH, SO DID I.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.
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PLEASE, MR. PETERSON,
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER.
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YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER
SATISFIED ME ANYWAY.
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YOU NEVER SATISFIED
ME, EITHER.
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SATISFY YOU? HA.
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WITH YOU, I NEVER
HAD THE CHANCE.
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YOUR HONOR,
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SHE MARRIED MY CLIENT
UNDER FALSE PRETENSES.
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YEAH, I CAN START
WITH HER CHEST.
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Judge: MR. PETERSON!
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EVERY TIME WE HAD SEX,
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SHE KEPT CALLING OUT,
"ROCKY, ROCKY!"
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YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT
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TO MR. PETERSON'S
INSINUATION
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THAT MY CLIENT SLEPT
WITH ANOTHER MAN.
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ROCKY'S OUR DOG!
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OH, HO-HO! WHEN I AM
THROUGH WITH YOU,
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YOU'RE GONNA BE
IN THE POORHOUSE, BABY.
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REALLY, HUH?
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I'M SORRY THE DOG
WASN'T A PIT BULL, OK?
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[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
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[JUDGE POUNDS GAVEL]
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ORDER! ORDER!
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ORDER IN THIS COURT!
ORDER!
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[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
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WELL, I'M FREE AGAIN,
THANKS TO YOU, JANET.
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AS ALWAYS,
YOU'RE THE BEST.
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CAN'T YOU JUST DATE A WOMAN
WITHOUT SAYING, "I DO"?
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YOU KNOW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I LIKE BEING MARRIED.
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I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND
THE RIGHT ONE.
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I GUESS WHAT I REALLY WANT
IS THE GIRL NEXT DOOR.
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YOU WANT THE GIRL
NEXT DOOR,
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YOU WANT THE GIRL
UP THE BLOCK,
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YOU WANT THE GIRL
ACROSS THE STREET,
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YOU WANT THE GIRL
AROUND THE CORNER.
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YOU'RE HOPELESS.
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SO WHERE ARE YOU
OFF TO TODAY?
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UTAH. A LITTLE PLACE
CALLED REDWOOD SPRINGS.
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YOU BETTER GET SOME SLEEP.
YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.
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I'LL SLEEP ON THE PLANE.
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GOOD LUCK. I CAN NEVER
SLEEP ON A PLANE.
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YOU KIDDING?
I'LL SLEEP LIKE A BABY.
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[CRYING]
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[CRYING]
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[CRYING]
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SHH.
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THAT'S MY DAUGHTER CISSIE.
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AND THE LITTLE GUY THERE,
THAT'S RAY JUNIOR.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS YOU, RAY--
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A FAMILY MAN.
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YOU LOVED THE LADIES
MORE THAN I DID.
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THAT WAS A LONG TIME
AGO, MONTE.
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MY WILD DAYS ARE OVER.
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I'M MARRIED NOW.
I GOT 2 LITTLE ONES.
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YEAH? I'M SINGLE, AND
I'VE GOT ONE LITTLE ONE.
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HEY, HOW FAR IS THIS
REDWOOD SPRINGS ANYWAY?
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WELL, ALONG THESE BACK
COUNTRY ROADS,
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ABOUT 2 HOURS
OUTSIDE OF SALT LAKE CITY.
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HEY, MONTE, REMEMBER
THAT WEEK IN ASPEN?
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WE MET THAT WILD CHICK
IN THE BAR.
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I WENT OUT WITH HER
FOR 2 NIGHTS,
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AND YOU HAD HER
FOR 2 NIGHTS,
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THEN SHE WENT OUT WITH
THE ENTIRE CONSTRUCTION CREW.
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WE NICKNAMED HER BELL
BECAUSE EVERYBODY BANGED HER.
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REMEMBER?
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I WONDER WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO HER.
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I MARRIED HER.
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Monte: HEY, LOOK AT THAT--
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"LOVE THY NEIGHBOR
AS THYSELF."
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO--
JERK HIM OFF, TOO?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Man: I FIGURED
IF I COULD JUST GET
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ONE MORE SEASON
OF CROPS IN,
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THEN I MIGHT MAYBE
BE ABLE TO PAY YOU BACK
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SOME OF THE MONEY
I OWE YOU.
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WELL, I'M SORRY.
YOUR PROPERTY ALREADY IS
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IN THE PROCESS
OF FORECLOSURE.
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BUT I PROMISE
TO PAY WHEN I CAN.
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WELL, A PROMISE IS ONLY
AS GOOD AS YOUR COLLATERAL.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY?
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WELL, SIR,
THE ONLY COLLATERAL I GOTS
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IS THESE 2 GOOD HANDS.
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THIS ONE BINDS UP
ONCE IN A WHILE.
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WELL, UH,
I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING.
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I'LL TALK IT OVER
WITH MY ASSOCIATE,
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AND I'LL COME BACK
WITH THE ANSWER SHORTLY.
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THANK YOU, MR. GATES.
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CAN I WAIT HERE?
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SURE. MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE.
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SIR, THAT IMPORTANT
PHONE CALL
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YOU'VE
BEEN WAITING FOR
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IS ON LINE 2.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO GO NOW.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
MY LOAN EXTENSION?
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YOU SAID YOU'D
GIVE ME AN ANSWER.
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THERE'S NO LOAN EXTENSION.
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THE BANK'S FORECLOSING
IMMEDIATELY.
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GO HOME AND PACK.
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YEAH, BUT, MR. GATES--
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I KNOW YOU GOT 2 GOOD HANDS.
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WHY DON'T YOU USE
ONE OF THEM,
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OPEN THAT DOOR,
AND LEAVE?
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[GASPING]
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QUICK, QUICK, QUICK!
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SIR?
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THANK YOU FOR BANKING
WITH FEDERAL TRUST.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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THANK YOU.
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QUICK! QUICK! QUICK!
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[HORSE NEIGHS]
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MR. MORANO.
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HOW ARE THINGS
IN SUNNY LAS VEGAS?
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WATCH WHAT YOU SAY.
MAYBE THE LINES ARE TAPPED.
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GOOD, GOOD!
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YOU CAN TELL YOUR PEOPLE
THE AUCTION IS TODAY.
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AND THAT LAND YOU WANTED?
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WELL, AS YOU SAY,
IT'S IN THE BAG.
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RIGHT! DEFINITELY,
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AT THE SAME PRICE
WE DISCUSSED.
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YOU HAVE MY WORD ON IT.
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BYE.
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SIR, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
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00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:41,058
ABOUT DEALING
WITH THESE KIND OF PEOPLE.
234
00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,104
THESE KIND OF PEOPLE?
235
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,497
STEWART, I THINK
YOU BEEN WATCHING
236
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,065
TOO MANY
GANGSTER MOVIES.
237
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,980
[WHIMPERING]
238
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,156
Ray: WELL,
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
239
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,288
BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
240
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:54,724
YOU SEE THAT WHOLE
SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN?
241
00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,639
AS FAR AS YOU CAN
SEE DOWN THE VALLEY,
242
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,206
THAT COULD ALL BE
YOUR PROPERTY.
243
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:01,078
WE EVEN GOT A LOG CABIN
UP THE SLOPE.
244
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,080
HEY! I'LL TELL YOU,
IT'S PERFECT.
245
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,561
I CAN PICTURE THE WHOLE
LAYOUT, YOU KNOW?
246
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,954
I'LL PUT
THE MAIN SKI LODGE
247
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,390
RIGHT DOWN AT THE BASE
OF THE MOUNTAIN.
248
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,305
THEN I'LL PUT IN
10 HIGH-SPEED LIFTS.
249
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:13,395
THEN I'LL PUT THE SECOND LODGE
RIGHT HERE AT THE TOP,
250
00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:14,701
WITH A BIG FIREPLACE
251
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,528
THEN, WHEN THE GIRLS
COME IN TO GET WARM,
252
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:19,096
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE
THERE WAITING FOR THEM?
253
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,011
MR. WRONG.
254
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,362
YOU KNOW, RAY, IT'S ALWAYS
BEEN ONE OF MY DREAMS
255
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,321
TO HAVE MY OWN SKI LODGE,
YOU KNOW?
256
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,539
THANKS TO YOU, I GOT IT.
257
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:30,020
HEY, JUST DON'T GO
FORGETTING YOUR OLD BUDDY
258
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,674
WHEN IT'S TIME
TO HIRE A FOREMAN.
259
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,371
OH, YOU GOT THE JOB.
YOU KIDDING?
260
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,809
HEY, WHO DO I MAKE
THE CHECK OUT TO?
261
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,549
WELL, HOLD ON.
262
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:38,681
THIS TIME,
263
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,423
IT'S A LITTLE MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT.
264
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:53,565
AND NOW WE COME TO THE ESTATE
OF BROTHER JETHRO WALLACE.
265
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,785
BROTHER JETHRO, OF COURSE,
266
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:59,920
IS NO LONGER...WITH US.
267
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,009
GOD REST HIS SOUL.
268
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,751
LET US NOW HAVE
A MOMENT OF SILENCE
269
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,667
IN HONOR OF HIM.
270
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,149
HMM.
HMM.
271
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:20,201
OK! LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE RO-O-OAD!
272
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,506
THE WALLACE ESTATE,
273
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,422
WHICH CONSISTS OF 100 ACRES
OF PRIME FARMLAND,
274
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:28,035
WALLACE MOUNTAIN,
AND A 2-STORY FARM HOUSE.
275
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,515
BIDDING STARTS AT $500,000.
276
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,779
DO I HEAR 500,000?
277
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:33,910
500.
278
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,043
MR. GATES STARTS
THE BIDDING AT 500,000.
279
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,392
DO I HEAR ANY MORE?
280
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,524
500,000 GOING ONCE.
281
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,787
TOLD YOU--IN THE BAG.
282
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,354
500,000 GOING TWICE.
283
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,965
5 AND A QUARTER.
284
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:48,142
[ALL GASP]
285
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,232
I HEAR 5 AND A QUARTER
286
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,321
FROM THE GENTLEMAN
IN THE BACK ROW.
287
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,497
WHO IS THAT?
I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
288
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,759
HE'S NOT
FROM AROUND HERE.
289
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,674
5 AND A QUARTER GOING ONCE.
290
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,068
5 AND A QUARTER
GOING TWICE.
291
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,417
600.
292
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,984
6! 6!
293
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,072
6 AND A QUARTER.
294
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,639
6 AND A QUARTER.
6 AND A QUARTER. 6.
295
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:08,858
700.
296
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,077
700. AND 7?
297
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,382
7 AND A QUARTER.
298
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:14,516
7. 7. 7. 7 AND A QUARTER.
7 AND A QUARTER.
299
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,560
800!
300
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,257
8!
301
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,606
8 AND A QUARTER!
302
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,129
8! 8! 8!
303
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,870
$1 MILLION!
304
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,611
LET'S SEE HIM
TOP THAT.
305
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,961
$1 MILLION GOING ONCE.
306
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:28,182
$1 MILLION GOING TWICE!
307
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,618
AND A QUARTER.
308
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,707
1 MILLION AND A QUARTER
GOING ONCE.
309
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,535
SIR, YOU CAN'T
GO ANY HIGHER.
310
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,579
IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY.
311
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,364
1 MILLION AND A QUARTER
GOING TWICE!
312
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:39,019
I TOLD TONY MORANO
IT WAS IN THE BAG.
313
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,369
WE'LL BE IN THE BAG--
IN BODY BAGS!
314
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:48,898
AND SOLD TO THE GENTLEMAN
FOR $1,250,000!
315
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,030
CONGRATULATIONS.
316
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,946
MONTE, YOUR DREAM
IS BECOMING A REALITY.
317
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,948
IT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?
318
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:55,687
[WHIMPERING]
319
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:56,776
Monte:
BEAUTIFUL, HUH?
320
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:57,994
BOY, I THINK YOU MADE
AN ENEMY THERE.
321
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:01,606
AH, FORGET HIM.
LET'S GO CELEBRATE.
322
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,087
HERE YOU GO, GENTLEMEN.
323
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,523
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH YOUR MENUS.
324
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,525
OH, WAIT A MINUTE. BRING ME
A DOUBLE SCOTCH AND WATER.
325
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,613
AND RAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
326
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:12,922
I'M SORRY. WE DON'T
SERVE LIQUOR HERE.
327
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,577
NO LIQUOR? WHAT KIND
OF JOINT IS THIS?
328
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,796
SORRY.
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
329
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:17,971
IT'S AGAINST
THEIR RELIGION
330
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,712
TO DRINK OR SELL LIQUOR
IN THIS COMMUNITY.
331
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:23,237
HOW AM I GONNA OPEN
A SKI LODGE WITH NO BOOZE?
332
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,805
DON'T WORRY. ALMOST
ALL YOUR PROPERTY
333
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,284
IS OUTSIDE
THE CITY LIMITS
334
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,372
OF REDWOOD SPRINGS.
335
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,026
YOU SEE,
ONLY THE FARM HOUSE
336
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,811
AND A COUPLE ACRES
RIGHT AROUND IT
337
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,813
ARE UNDER THE TOWN'S
JURISDICTION,
338
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,380
AND THE--MONTE,
MONTE, MONTE, MONTE.
339
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:39,253
THEY DON'T SMOKE,
EITHER.
340
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:40,907
THANK YOU.
341
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,865
IT'S AGAINST
THEIR RELIGION.
342
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,214
WHAT IF I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM?
343
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,390
OR IS THAT AGAINST
THEIR RELIGION, HUH?
344
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:50,699
HEY, RAY, THE TABLE THERE.
CHECK IT OUT, WILL YOU?
345
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:51,874
WHAT A LUCKY GUY.
346
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,267
HIS DAUGHTERS
ALL TAKE HIM OUT
347
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:56,531
AND SHOW HIM A GREAT TIME
ON HIS BIRTHDAY, YOU KNOW?
348
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,925
THOSE AREN'T HIS DAUGHTERS.
349
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,665
THEY'RE HIS WIVES.
350
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:01,841
HIS WIVES?
351
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,103
HE'S A POLYGAMIST.
352
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,105
ALMOST ALL THE PEOPLE
IN REDWOOD SPRINGS ARE.
353
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,715
YOU SEE,
IN THEIR RELIGION,
354
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,238
IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE
355
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,198
FOR A MAN TO HAVE
ALL THE WIVES HE WANTS.
356
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,677
I HEARD ABOUT THAT,
YOU KNOW?
357
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,897
AND IN SOME CASES,
WHEN A MAN DIES,
358
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,900
HE CAN LEAVE
ALL HIS POSSESSIONS,
359
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,902
INCLUDING HIS WIVES,
360
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,512
TO WHOMEVER HE WANTS.
361
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,514
HOW DO THE WOMEN
FEEL ABOUT THAT?
362
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,168
IT'S THE WAY
THEY WERE BROUGHT UP.
363
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:28,780
THEY DON'T KNOW
ANY OTHER WAY.
364
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,217
LOOK HOW YOUNG
THEY ALL ARE.
365
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:33,089
HOW COME THEY ALL GOT MARRIED
TO AN OLD GUY LIKE THAT?
366
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,961
IN THEIR RELIGION,
THEY BELIEVE
367
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,005
THE OLDER YOU ARE,
368
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:36,963
THE CLOSER YOU ARE
TO GOD.
369
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,051
CLOSER TO GOD, HUH?
370
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,010
WELL, THAT GUY
COULD BE HIS ROOMMATE.
371
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,186
THE MORE WIVES
A MAN HAS,
372
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,927
THE MORE IMPORTANT
HE IS, HMM?
373
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,973
EVEN THE FAMOUS
BRIGHAM YOUNG
374
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,235
WAS A POLYGAMIST.
375
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,497
HE HAD 27 WIVES.
376
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,933
I REMEMBER THE WORDS
OF BRIGHAM YOUNG--
377
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,718
HE SAID, "I DON'T CARE
HOW YOU BRING 'EM,
378
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:57,287
BUT BRING 'EM YOUNG."
379
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:29,102
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
380
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,017
MAYBE WE SHOULD BREAK
THE BAD NEWS
381
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,627
TO TONY MORANO
OVER THE PHONE.
382
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,671
WE COULD GET IN THE CAB
383
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:34,803
AND GO BACK
TO THE AIRPORT.
384
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,893
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
STEWART.
385
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,112
I MEAN, HERE WE ARE,
386
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,244
STANDING RIGHT AT
THE ENTRANCE OF HIS HOTEL,
387
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:45,031
AND YOU WANT TO FLY BACK
AND CALL HIM FROM UTAH.
388
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,597
I WAS THINKING AUSTRALIA.
389
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,860
COME ON. YOU GOT
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
390
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:49,992
GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD--
391
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:54,214
TONY MORANO IS
A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN.
392
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,999
♪ LA DONNA EÉ MOBILE ♪
393
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,958
♪ QUAL PIUMA AL VENTO...
394
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,830
TONY, I SWEAR
ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE,
395
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,049
I DIDN'T TAKE THE MONEY.
396
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,921
YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
I DIDN'T DO IT.
397
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,010
YOU GO SOUTH
WITH MY MONEY.
398
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,142
YOU MADE ME
REACH OUT FOR YOU.
399
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,621
NOW YOU WANT
TO SIT HERE.
400
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,232
YOU WANT TO LIE
TO ME?
401
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,973
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
402
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,932
[RING]
403
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,890
Morano: TALK FAST.
404
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,022
OH, THEY ARE?
405
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,372
OK, SEND 'EM RIGHT IN.
406
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:27,160
SHUFFLES, FRIENDS
FROM UTAH ARE HERE.
407
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,251
MR. MORANO, HOW VERY NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
408
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,079
FELLAS, FELLAS,
HOW YOU DOING?
409
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,558
THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE
STEWART.
410
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:35,472
MR. MORANO.
411
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,473
NICE TO MEET YOU
412
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,345
HERE, TAKE A SEAT.
TAKE A LOAD OFF.
413
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,172
GO AHEAD. RELAX.
414
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,477
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
415
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,610
SHUFFLES, WHY DON'T YOU
FINISH THIS CONVERSATION
416
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,656
WITH ROMEO, UH, OUTSIDE?
417
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,442
COME ON. IT'S OK.
COME ON.
418
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:52,576
WOW. DID YOU SEE
THE SCAR ON THAT GUY?
419
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,882
HE MUST BE TOUGH.
420
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,711
HE AIN'T TOUGH. THE GUY
THAT GAVE HIM THE SCAR--
421
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,060
NOW, HE'S TOUGH.
422
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,454
SO WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR
GUYS WHILE YOU'RE IN TOWN?
423
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:01,933
YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO EAT, DRINK,
424
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,022
TAKE IN A SHOW?
425
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,762
Romeo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
426
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:05,894
DON'T THROW ME OFF! AAH!
427
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,766
MAYBE GO SEE THAT, UH,
ZIEGFRIED AND RAY
428
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,420
WITH THE ZEBRAS,
WHATEVER.
429
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,901
I GOT IT--BROADS.
430
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,642
Shuffles:
HE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY.
431
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,991
OH, BY THE WAY,
432
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,298
THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE--
SHUFFLES.
433
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,343
YOU CAN SEE HOW HE
GOT HIS NAME, HUH?
434
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,562
WORD OF ADVICE--
435
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,955
IF SHUFFLES STARTS SHUFFLING
A LITTLE SLOWER,
436
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,218
YOU GOTTA
START TALKING FAST.
437
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:28,090
IF SHUFFLES SHOULD
STOP SHUFFLING,
438
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,571
WELL, YOU DON'T
GOT TO BE EINSTEIN
439
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,660
TO FIGURE THAT ONE
OUT, HUH?
440
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:33,748
KEEP SHUFFLING.
441
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,967
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
DOWN TO BUSINESS.
442
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,752
MY BOSS,
FOR VARIOUS REASONS,
443
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:38,840
WANTS TO INVEST
444
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,842
IN YOUR RINKY-DINK
LITTLE TOWN, RIGHT?
445
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,235
SO WE GO,
WE MAKE A DEAL.
446
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,324
WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?
YOU BREAK IT.
447
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,673
WELL, THE GUY
THAT WAS IN HERE
448
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,022
A FEW MINUTES AGO,
ROMEO,
449
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,589
WE HAD A DEAL,
AND HE BROKE IT.
450
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,635
NOW ALL THE KING'S HORSES
AND ALL THE KING'S MEN,
451
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:55,248
WELL, THEY CAN'T PUT ROMEO
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN, EH?
452
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,466
LIKE HUMPTY-DUMPTY.
453
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,078
EXACTLY. SO I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU A CHANCE
454
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,340
TO FIX THIS PROBLEM,
455
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,341
AND IF YOUR PROBLEM
456
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,908
SHOULD BECOME
MY PROBLEM, WELL...
457
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:05,301
[WHIMPERS]
458
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,042
THEN YOU GOT
A REAL PROBLEM.
459
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,088
AND DON'T TAKE IT
AS A THREAT,
460
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,002
'CAUSE
I'M THE NICEST GUY
461
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,179
YOU'D EVER WANT
TO GET TO KNOW.
462
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:16,269
THE PROBLEM IS...
463
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,445
YOU MIGHT NOT BE
AROUND LONG ENOUGH
464
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,751
TO GET TO KNOW ME.
465
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,799
[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]
466
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,628
Monte:
THE FEDERAL TRUST BANK...
467
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,238
"WHERE TRUST IS EVERYTHING."
468
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,893
THEN HOW COME ALL THE PENS
ARE CHAINED DOWN?
469
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,764
AFTER THIS, WE GOT TO GO
OVER TO THE CHURCH.
470
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:37,203
YOU CAN SIGN THE FINAL
PAPERS FOR YOUR PROPERTY.
471
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,421
WHY THE CHURCH?
472
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:41,685
THEY'RE HANDLING
THE PREVIOUS OWNER'S ESTATE.
473
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,166
BUT THAT'S HOW I GOT YOU
INTO THE AUCTION, REMEMBER?
474
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,952
YOU HAVE TO BECOME
A MEMBER OF THE CHURCH.
475
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,780
OK, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
476
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,521
NOW, HONEY, YOU GET
THE RIGHT LAWYER,
477
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:54,698
HE'LL GET YOU
OUT OF HERE, YOU KNOW?
478
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:55,786
MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?
479
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,962
YEAH, I WANT TO OPEN
A NEW ACCOUNT, OK?
480
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,008
HERE. START WITH THIS.
481
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:04,099
I'LL HAVE TO GET THIS
APPROVED.
482
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,322
WHERE IS HE?
483
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,849
STEWART, IT'S HIM.
484
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:15,893
THE GUY
FROM THE AUCTION.
485
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,982
EN GARDE!
HEY, HEY!
486
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,463
MONTE PETERSON.
487
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,770
MISS JENNINGS, YOU GO
OPEN HIS ACCOUNT.
488
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,381
TELL HIM THERE'S GONNA
BE A HOLD ON HIS FUNDS
489
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,904
TILL I CAN
VERIFY HIS CHECK
490
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,776
WITH THE BANK
IN LOS ANGELES.
491
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,212
YES, SIR. WOW.
492
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,214
$5 MILLION.
493
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,565
WOW.
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
494
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,134
FIRST HE OUTBID YOU
ON THE LAND.
495
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,483
NOW HE MAKES
THIS BIG DEPOSIT.
496
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,225
DO YOU THINK HE REALLY KNOWS
WHAT THE LAND IS WORTH?
497
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,835
NO,
I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH,
498
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,533
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO TAKE ANY CHANCES.
499
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,622
YOU FIND OUT
WHAT YOU CAN ABOUT HIM.
500
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:49,753
YOU GOT IT.
501
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,713
STEWART, DON'T ASK HIM.
502
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,367
AND WHAT CHURCH
DO YOU ATTEND NOW,
503
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,324
MR. PETERSON?
504
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,412
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S ALL ACCORDING
505
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:58,153
TO WHERE THE BINGO GAME IS,
YOU KNOW?
506
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,894
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
507
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,765
WE DON'T HAVE
BINGO HERE.
508
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,811
YOU DON'T HAVE BINGO
HERE, HUH?
509
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:04,768
I GUESS THERE'S NO TIME.
510
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,857
YOU'RE TOO BUSY
WITH BANGO, HUH?
511
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,250
BINGO, BANGO.
512
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,861
WELL, EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER,
513
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,385
MR. PETERSON.
514
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:16,040
NOW, AS A NEW MEMBER
OF OUR COMMUNITY,
515
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,955
YOU MUST ABIDE BY
THE STRICT DOCTRINES
516
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,870
AND BELIEFS
OF OUR RELIGION.
517
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,481
OH, I GOT NO PROBLEM
WITH THAT.
518
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,004
AND IT IS EXPECTED
OF ALL OUR MEMBERS
519
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:26,050
TO MAKE PERIODIC
DONATIONS TO THE CHURCH.
520
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,705
HEY, BOYS, IT'S
MY PLEASURE, YOU KNOW?
521
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:29,924
IN FACT, RIGHT NOW,
522
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,795
IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL
YOU MAY NEED, HUH?
523
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,929
OH. WELL, WE COULD
USE A NEW ORGAN.
524
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,017
MM-HMM.
525
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,279
A NEW ORGAN, HUH?
I'LL TELL YOU, BOYS,
526
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,542
AT MY AGE, I KNOW
EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
527
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,674
YOU KNOW? HERE.
TAKE THIS, OK?
528
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,502
GET A NEW ORGAN
FOR YOU, OK?
529
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:45,026
AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE AT IT,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
530
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,333
GET A VIOLIN. HERE.
GET A SECOND FIDDLE.
531
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,683
GET A CELLO, OK? A HARP.
532
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:50,814
HERE. TAKE IT ALL.
533
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:51,946
GET THE WHOLE STRING
SECTION, ALL RIGHT?
534
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,949
OH, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE MOST GENEROUS.
535
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:55,776
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
536
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:56,951
NOW THAT YOU'RE
OFFICIALLY
537
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:57,952
A MEMBER OF THE CHURCH,
538
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,954
YOU CAN TAKE OVER
YOUR PROPERTY.
539
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,608
OH, BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL.
540
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,697
AND YOUR NEW WIVES.
541
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:07,614
DID I HEAR YOU SAY
SOMETHING ABOUT WIVES?
542
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,224
YES, 3, TO BE PRECISE.
543
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,922
BROTHER JETHRO HAD JUST
RECENTLY ACQUIRED THEM
544
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,184
BEFORE HIS DEMISE.
545
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,274
THE ESTATE CONSISTS
OF THE MOUNTAIN PROPERTY,
546
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,536
THE EXISTING HOME,
547
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:17,928
AND YOUR 3 NEW WIVES.
548
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:21,192
NEW WIVES? I'M STILL TRYING
TO FORGET THE OLD ONES.
549
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:24,413
BUT THE LAND
COMES WITH THE WIVES.
550
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,154
EVERYONE AT THE AUCTION
KNEW THAT.
551
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,287
I DIDN'T KNOW IT.
I SWEAR.
552
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,724
WHOA. LOOK, I CAN'T
GET MARRIED AGAIN.
553
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:31,899
I'M OVER MY LIMIT.
554
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,335
THE WHOLE DEAL
IS OFF, YOU HEAR?
555
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,250
YOUR WIVES ARE OVER HERE.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET THEM?
556
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,164
THE ANSWER IS NO.
557
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:37,905
RAY, I GOTTA
STOP THE CHECK.
558
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:40,603
BROTHER MONTE, SAY HELLO
TO YOUR NEW WIVES.
559
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,605
THERE'S NO WAY
IN THE WHOLE WORLD
560
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:45,304
YOU COULD MAKE ME
MARRY 3--
561
00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:53,790
STEPHANIE, VIRGINIA,
AND EMILY.
562
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:06,934
HEY, RAY, I THINK I JUST
FOUND RELIGION, YOU KNOW?
563
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:18,772
DO YOU, STEPHANIE,
TAKE MONTE AS YOUR HUSBAND?
564
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:20,077
I DO.
565
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:22,819
AND DO YOU, MONTE,
TAKE STEPHANIE FOR YOUR WIFE?
566
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,995
OH, YOU BET I DO.
567
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,868
DO YOU, EMILY,
TAKE MONTE?
568
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,478
I DO.
569
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,654
DO YOU, MONTE,
TAKE EMILY?
570
00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:33,264
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
I'M NUTS?
571
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,222
I DEFINITELY DO.
572
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:37,181
VIRGINIA,
DO YOU TAKE MONTE?
573
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,052
I DO.
574
00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:41,360
MONTE,
DO YOU TAKE VIRGINIA?
575
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:46,060
I DO. OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I WANT TO DO.
576
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:50,369
THEN I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIVES.
577
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,069
OH, DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
578
00:22:55,112 --> 00:23:00,161
I'LL TAKE IT NICE AND SLOW
AND EASY.
579
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:04,165
OOH, I'M READY FOR YOU,
MONTE.
580
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:05,949
MAYBE
WE SHOULD TALK FIRST--
581
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:09,475
YOU KNOW, GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW?
582
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,869
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
583
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:18,179
BOY, NOW I KNOW WHAT
A ROCK STAR GOES THROUGH.
584
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:24,707
Janet: YOU IDIOT!
YOU JACKASS! YOU MORON!
585
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,056
I KNOW, JANET, I KNOW.
586
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,972
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO GET
MARRIED AGAIN, AND I DID.
587
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,104
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
588
00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:32,106
BUT 3--3 WIVES?
589
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,500
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY--
WHEN I GET DIVORCED,
590
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:37,067
YOU'LL GET PAID FOR
3 SETTLEMENTS AT ONCE.
591
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:38,199
THE HELL WITH THAT.
592
00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:39,287
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DON'T
END UP IN PRISON.
593
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,942
MONTE,
BIGAMY IS A FELONY.
594
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,160
STOP WORRYING, OK?
595
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,945
LOOK, I CAN'T DEAL
WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
596
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:45,946
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
597
00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:47,208
IS THERE
A TIME DIFFERENCE
598
00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:50,559
BETWEEN L.A.
AND REDWOOD SPRINGS?
599
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:54,302
YEAH, ABOUT 100 YEARS.
600
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:55,564
Ray: YOU OK?
601
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:57,914
YOU LOOK,
UH, DEAD.
602
00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:59,742
RAY, MY WIVES
ARE KILLING ME.
603
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:02,005
ALL THEY WANT
IS SEX, SEX, SEX.
604
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:04,834
I BELIEVE WHEN GOD MADE ME,
HE MADE A MISTAKE.
605
00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:07,489
HE GAVE ME 2 EYES,
2 EARS, 2 HANDS.
606
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,536
WHAT I REALLY NEED 2 OF,
HE ONLY GAVE ME 1.
607
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,015
RAY, I CAN'T
KEEP UP WITH 'EM.
608
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:14,409
I MEAN, THEY'RE THINKING
I'M DON JUAN.
609
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,715
AFTER ONE, I'M DONE.
610
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:18,152
I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
IN THE CONDITION I'M IN,
611
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,937
I'M ENVIOUS
OF A STIFF WIND.
612
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:22,417
I'M SORRY,
613
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,680
BUT THE WHOLE THING
SOUNDS RIDICULOUS.
614
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:25,812
WELL, RAY, YOU KNOW,
615
00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:27,291
I REALLY WANTED
THAT PROPERTY, YOU KNOW?
616
00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:29,119
AND YOU SAW
HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.
617
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:30,251
YEAH, IT MUST BE NICE
618
00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:31,992
TO HAVE 3 WOMEN
TO WAIT ON YOU.
619
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,515
DON'T WORRY.
I GOT MY PROBLEMS.
620
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:36,039
I GOT 3 WIVES.
NOT ONE OF THEM CAN COOK.
621
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,433
LAST NIGHT,
THEY MADE ME A HAMBURGER.
622
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,044
I USED IT
TO SCRUB THE SINK.
623
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,263
Man: NUMBER 5.
624
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:46,702
I'LL TELL YOU, RAY,
I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE.
625
00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:47,921
IT TAKES ME ALL NIGHT
626
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:50,010
TO DO WHAT I USED TO DO
ALL NIGHT.
627
00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,359
I MEAN, I'M GETTING OLD.
628
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:52,969
WELL, LAST NIGHT,
THEY ALL ASKED ME
629
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:55,319
IF I WANTED TO HAVE
SOME SUPER SEX.
630
00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:56,233
I TOOK THE SOUP.
631
00:24:56,277 --> 00:24:57,626
YOU GOT TO PACE
YOURSELF, MAN.
632
00:24:57,670 --> 00:25:00,281
I TELL YOU, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO, YOU KNOW?
633
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:01,108
NUMBER 6.
634
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:04,938
HEY, THAT'S ME--
NUMBER 6.
635
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,468
OH.
636
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,262
THAT'S ME.
637
00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:32,966
Monte: LET'S GO. I'M WAITING
3 MINUTES ALREADY.
638
00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:36,491
[ACCORDION PLAYING]
639
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,067
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
640
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:48,329
IF YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF,
641
00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:49,939
I'LL TAKE YOU ON
THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.
642
00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:53,682
BUT I'M GONNA GO OVER
TO THE BAKING CONTEST
643
00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:55,945
'CAUSE I'M GONNA
ENTER MY KUMQUAT.
644
00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:57,077
YOUR WHAT?
645
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:57,904
MY PIE.
646
00:25:57,947 --> 00:25:59,209
OH. PIE.
YEAH. OK. RIGHT.
647
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:02,996
I GOT THE RECIPE
FROM MARTHA STEWART.
648
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:05,041
I HOPE I GET LUCKY.
649
00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:07,130
YOU WAIT TILL YOU GET HOME.
THEN YOU'LL GET LUCKY.
650
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:11,221
MONTE, EMILY AND I ARE GONNA
ENTER THE WHEELBARROW RACE.
651
00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:12,527
Emily:
YOU WANT TO JOIN US?
652
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,877
I'LL WAIT TILL WE GET HOME.
THEN I'LL JOIN YOU.
653
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:16,879
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
654
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,449
DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING?
655
00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:24,104
HE OWNS A CONSTRUCTION
COMPANY IN LOS ANGELES.
656
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,933
HE BOUGHT THE PROPERTY
SO HE COULD BUILD A SKI LODGE.
657
00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:27,890
DAMN IT, HE KNOWS.
658
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:29,413
HE PROBABLY GOT
TIPPED OFF
659
00:26:29,457 --> 00:26:31,285
LIKE TONY MORANO'S
BOSS.
660
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:32,765
IT COULD BE
A COINCIDENCE.
661
00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:35,419
OH, RUBBISH. I STAND TO MAKE
A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS DEAL,
662
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:39,598
AND NOW THIS PETERSON
CHARACTER COMES ALONG AND--
663
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,997
IT'S A WONDERFUL
PICNIC, ISN'T IT?
664
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,651
WONDERFUL PICNIC.
THE BEST IN YEARS.
665
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:51,653
WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD
TO HEARING YOU CALL
666
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:52,611
THE SQUARE DANCE.
667
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:53,873
WELL, I HATE
TO TOOT MY OWN HORN,
668
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:56,353
BUT I THINK THIS YEAR'S
GONNA BE MY BEST EVER.
669
00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:59,705
IT'S A GATES FAMILY
TRADITION, YOU KNOW.
670
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,620
HEY, WHO ARE THEY?
671
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:04,361
THAT'S MR. GATES'
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDPARENTS.
672
00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:06,276
THEY WERE THE FOUNDERS
OF OUR TOWN.
673
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,323
FOUNDERS, HUH? I DON'T
KNOW WHERE HE FOUND HER.
674
00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:12,413
HE SHOULD HAVE
LEFT HER THERE.
675
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:13,457
BROTHER MONTE!
676
00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:16,156
HEY, BOYS!
HOW ARE YOU, HUH?
677
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,679
YOU KNOW THIS MAN?
678
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,115
OH, YES. BROTHER MONTE
JUST BECAME
679
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,508
A MEMBER OF OUR CHURCH.
680
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,814
WHAT?
681
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,207
AND HE'S BEEN MOST GENEROUS
WITH HIS DONATIONS.
682
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:25,469
[LAUGHTER]
683
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:26,688
HOW ARE YOU GETTING ALONG
WITH YOUR NEW WIVES?
684
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:27,776
IS IT WORKING OUT?
685
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,212
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S NEVER OUT. [LAUGHS]
686
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:31,954
BROTHER ANDREW AND I HAVE
TO BE GETTING ALONG.
687
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:33,956
WE'RE JUDGING
THE PIE-BAKING CONTEST.
688
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,915
OH, BY THE WAY, ONE
OF MY WIVES, VIRGINIA,
689
00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:38,134
SHE'S ENTERED IN THAT
CONTEST, YOU KNOW?
690
00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:39,179
BOY, SHE'D DO ANYTHING
691
00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:41,007
IF SHE COULD WIN
THE BLUE RIBBON.
692
00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:42,095
SORRY, BROTHER MONTE,
693
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:44,271
BUT THE LORD FORBIDS US
TO BE BIASED.
694
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:45,489
OH, I UNDERSTAND.
I MEAN,
695
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,187
I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING
BY IT, YOU KNOW?
696
00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:47,927
OF COURSE.
697
00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:49,493
SPEAKING OF THE LORD,
698
00:27:49,537 --> 00:27:52,975
THERE'S ONE DONATION
I FORGOT TO MAKE.
699
00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:54,194
OK?
700
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,499
THAT'S FOR THE LORD, EH?
701
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:57,023
OH, OF COURSE.
[LAUGHS]
702
00:27:57,066 --> 00:27:58,111
THE LORD.
703
00:27:58,154 --> 00:27:59,416
WHAT WAS HER NAME AGAIN?
704
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:00,896
VIRGINIA.
AND IF SHE WINS,
705
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:03,116
THAT'S ONLY
HALF OF IT, OK?
706
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:04,639
ALL RIGHT, BABY.
707
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,033
HEY, BOYS, MONTE PETERSON.
HOW ARE YOU, HUH?
708
00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:09,470
YES, I KNOW. YOU WERE
AT THE LAND AUCTION.
709
00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:11,777
RIGHT. OH!
YOU WERE THERE TOO.
710
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,822
HEY,
NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH?
711
00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:15,824
[CLAPPING]
712
00:28:15,868 --> 00:28:16,825
HUH. HEY.
713
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:17,870
YOU OPENED AN ACCOUNT
AT MY BANK.
714
00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:19,045
THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.
715
00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,873
HEY, GATES, THIS IS
SOME NICE LITTLE TOWN
716
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:22,004
YOU GOT HERE, YOU KNOW?
717
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,745
YEAH. WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE
TO SETTLE DOWN
718
00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:25,181
IN REDWOOD SPRINGS,
MR. PETERSON?
719
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:28,097
WELL, I GOT A HOT TIP
ON A PIECE OF LAND,
720
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,403
YOU KNOW?
721
00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:30,447
A HOT TIP?
722
00:28:30,491 --> 00:28:33,363
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
TO MY SURPRISE,
723
00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:36,018
I BOUGHT THE LAND,
AND I FOUND OUT...
724
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,193
[LAUGHTER]
725
00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:39,892
IT'S WORTH MUCH MORE
THAN I BARGAINED FOR,
726
00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:42,068
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
727
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,984
BOYS, I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND, HUH?
728
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:50,032
STEWART, I THINK WE HAVE
A REAL PROBLEM.
729
00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:53,732
NEXT CONTESTANT
IS VIRGINIA PETERSON.
730
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,777
THAT'S ME!
731
00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:57,823
AND WHAT IS
YOUR ENTRY, MY DEAR?
732
00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:59,259
KUMQUAT PIE.
733
00:28:59,302 --> 00:29:02,088
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
734
00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:11,097
MMM.
735
00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:14,361
MMM-MMM.
[CHUCKLES]
736
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:17,059
MMM. MMM.
737
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:21,629
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
[SPITS]
738
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:25,938
I THINK IT NEEDS
LESS KUM AND MORE QUAT.
739
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,464
[MERRY-GO-ROUND
MUSIC PLAYING]
740
00:29:30,507 --> 00:29:32,596
OH, THANKS.
741
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,992
YOU KNOW,
THIS PUNCH HAS NO PUNCH.
742
00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:37,950
[LAUGHS]
743
00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,647
HI. I'M MONTE.
I'M GWEN GATES.
744
00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:41,605
OH, YOU'RE STEPHANIE'S
BIG SISTER.
745
00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:44,043
WELL,
THAT MAKES YOU MY--
746
00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:44,870
SISTER-IN-LAW.
747
00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:46,088
RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH?
748
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,308
GWENDOLYN? WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU DOING?
749
00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:49,918
I WAS JUST
SAYING HELLO.
750
00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:51,702
WELL, YOU GO
WITH THE OTHERS. NOW!
751
00:29:51,746 --> 00:29:53,226
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK!
752
00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:54,531
HEY, GATES.
753
00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:56,533
I BET WHEN YOU HAVE SEX,
IT'S THE SAME WAY, HUH?
754
00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:57,926
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK!
755
00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,841
I FIND YOU
VERY OFFENSIVE.
756
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,234
AH, GATES,
TAKE IT EASY, WILL YOU?
757
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:04,585
IT TURNS OUT I'M MARRIED
TO GWEN'S SISTER STEPHANIE.
758
00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:06,108
AND THAT MAKES
YOU AND I RELATED.
759
00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:07,849
OH, I'LL TELL YOU,
IT'S NICE TO HAVE
760
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:10,199
A BANKER IN THE FAMILY,
YOU KNOW?
761
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:11,418
AND GATES,
762
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,942
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE
EARLY WITHDRAWALS, HUH?
763
00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:15,335
[CHUCKLES]
764
00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:17,990
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
765
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:20,644
[LAUGHING]
766
00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:22,385
HI!
767
00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:27,826
Emily: HA HA HA! MY TOE.
OH, YOU'RE--
768
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,915
YOU'RE LIGHT ON MY TOES.
769
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:30,741
OOH!
770
00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:33,570
HEY, STEPHANIE,
YOUR TURN.
771
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:40,012
OH, I DIDN'T FORGET
YOU, VIRGINIA.
772
00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:45,365
THANK YOU, BROTHERS.
773
00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:50,457
AS YOU ALL KNOW,
IT'S CUSTOMARY,
774
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,851
WHENEVER WE HAVE A NEW
MEMBER OF OUR CHURCH,
775
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:56,593
TO INTRODUCE THEM,
TO LET THEM SAY A FEW WORDS.
776
00:30:56,637 --> 00:31:00,728
PLEASE GIVE A BIG WARM
REDWOOD SPRINGS WELCOME
777
00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:03,513
FOR BROTHER MONTE PETERSON.
778
00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:05,951
HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT DO YOU SAY, FOLKS?
779
00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:07,126
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
780
00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:09,868
THANK YOU.
781
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:13,915
WELL, THANK YOU,
BROTHER ANDREW,
782
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:16,004
AND THANK YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
783
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:19,007
I'M HERE TONIGHT
WITH MY 3 LOVELY WIVES--
784
00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:20,966
STEPHANIE, VIRGINIA,
AND EMILY.
785
00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:23,925
I'LL TELL YOU. THE BEST PART
ABOUT HAVING 3 WIVES--
786
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:26,797
I MEAN, THEY ALL CAN'T
HAVE A HEADACHE.
787
00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:29,061
[LAUGHTER]
788
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:37,373
BUT THEY ARE
3 LOVELY YOUNG GIRLS.
789
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:38,984
THEY KEEP ME ON MY TOES,
790
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:42,248
AND I LOVE
THE NEW POSITION.
791
00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:48,732
SOME OF YOU KNOW WHY I'M
HERE IN REDWOOD SPRINGS.
792
00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:50,691
I'M ABOUT TO EMBARK
ON A NEW PROJECT
793
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:54,651
THAT'S GONNA BRING A LOT OF
JOBS AND MONEY TO THIS TOWN--
794
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,827
A NEW SKI LODGE.
795
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,962
[PLAYING TURKEY IN THE STRAW]
796
00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,137
WHAT'S THIS?
797
00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:04,400
OH. WELL, IT'S TIME
FOR THE SQUARE DANCE.
798
00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,445
OH.
799
00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:06,663
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
LET BROTHER MONTE
800
00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:08,970
CALL
THE SQUARE DANCE?
801
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:09,928
OH, NOW--
802
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:12,191
YEAH, LET BROTHER MONTE
CALL IT.
803
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:15,846
BOO!
804
00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:17,065
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
805
00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:20,242
HEY, WAIT, WAIT!
I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THIS!
806
00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:23,202
JUST TREAT HER RIGHT.
SHE WON'T SAY NO.
807
00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:25,378
SHE'LL SHOW YOU
HER DO-SI-DO.
808
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:29,077
HEE-HAW! WELL, I KNEW A GIRL.
HER NAME WAS HANNAH.
809
00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:31,775
SHE'LL SHOW YOU
HOW TO EAT A BANANA.
810
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:33,995
TALLY-HO!
811
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,214
YEE-HA!
812
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,825
SO WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE
AND YOU CAN'T MAKE IT,
813
00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:40,784
DO WHAT SHE DOES--
YOU CAN FAKE IT.
814
00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:41,872
YAHOO!
815
00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:44,658
SO COME ON, LADIES,
GRAB YOUR DATES.
816
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:47,530
JUST BE GLAD
HIS NAME AIN'T GATES.
817
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:50,229
I'M SUPPOSED
TO DO THAT.
818
00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:51,970
[TELEPHONE DIALING]
819
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:54,798
[WOMEN WEEPING]
820
00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:59,020
MR. MORANO,
I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS.
821
00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:00,326
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
822
00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:03,155
A NEW PARCEL OF LAND
TWICE THE SIZE OF THE ONE
823
00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:05,113
YOU WERE ORIGINALLY
INTERESTED IN
824
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:06,767
JUST BECAME AVAILABLE.
825
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,987
OH, YEAH?
HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?
826
00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:10,292
THE OWNER DIED.
827
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:13,034
THE FAMILY GOT A LOT OF
ITS PROPERTY THAT WAY...
828
00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:15,123
RIGHT AFTER
A GUY DIED.
829
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:16,342
Man: UHH!
HA HA HA!
830
00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:17,996
NEVERTHELESS,
I ASSURE YOU,
831
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:20,085
NOTHING WILL GO WRONG
THIS TIME.
832
00:33:20,128 --> 00:33:21,260
IT BETTER NOT.
833
00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:23,392
ONCE INDIAN GAMBLING IS
LEGALIZED IN UTAH,
834
00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:26,743
THE FAMILY EXPECTS TO GET
A BIG PIECE OF THAT ACTION.
835
00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:29,920
I GUARANTEE BY TOMORROW
AT THIS TIME,
836
00:33:29,964 --> 00:33:32,836
YOU'LL BE THE PROUD OWNER
OF 200 ACRES
837
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,015
OF THE MOST VALUABLE
RESERVATION LAND...
838
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:39,713
HEY! WANNA KEEP IT DOWN
OUT THERE?
839
00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:41,758
I'M ON THE PHONE
OVER HERE!
840
00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:43,282
Man:
NO, NO, NO! AAH!
841
00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:45,545
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
842
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:48,069
[POOL WATER SPLASHING]
843
00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:49,766
HE'S A SPLASHER.
844
00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:53,292
HA HA! YEAH! YEAH!
845
00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:59,080
LADIES, I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW SORRY I AM ABOUT YOUR LOSS.
846
00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,909
JACOB BOORMAN
WAS A GOOD MAN.
847
00:34:01,952 --> 00:34:03,737
I'M SURE
HE'LL WALK WITH GOD.
848
00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:06,305
HE ALWAYS SPOKE OF YOU
SO HIGHLY, MR. GATES.
849
00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:09,960
HE REGARDED YOU AS ONE
OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS.
850
00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:11,962
I OFTEN THOUGHT
OF JACOB, TOO,
851
00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:14,443
WHENEVER HE WAS BEHIND
ON THE MORTGAGE.
852
00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:16,489
I'M AFRAID HE WAS
IN A LOT OF DEBT.
853
00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:19,796
SO UNLESS YOU LADIES
CAN COME UP WITH BACK TAXES,
854
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,103
SECOND AND THIRD MORTGAGE,
855
00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:25,106
I'M AFRAID
I'LL HAVE TO FORECLOSE.
856
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,153
WHAT ABOUT JACOB'S
INSURANCE POLICY?
857
00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:29,502
DISCONTINUED.
858
00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:32,548
HE NEVER KEPT UP
HIS POLICY PAYMENTS.
859
00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:34,028
HIS WILL?
860
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,943
NOTHING. OH!
861
00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:39,251
THIS IS FOR YOU.
862
00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:40,991
IT'S AN EVICTION NOTICE.
863
00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:42,471
[BOTH
WEEPING]
864
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:45,039
HOW MUCH TIME
DO WE HAVE?
865
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,695
WELL, SINCE JACOB WAS
SUCH A DEAR, DEAR FRIEND,
866
00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:52,307
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET OUT
UNTIL NOON TOMORROW.
867
00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:55,093
[WEEPING]
868
00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:57,486
HEY, HI, VIRGINIA.
869
00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:59,140
I'D ASK YOU
WHAT'S COOKING,
870
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:00,185
BUT I'M AFRAID.
871
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:01,925
WELL, TONIGHT
I'M MAKING POT ROAST.
872
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:04,232
OH! GREAT. BEAUTIFUL.
I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK.
873
00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:08,323
'CAUSE LAST NIGHT'S DINNER,
SOMETHING WENT WRONG.
874
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,804
IS MY COOKING THAT BAD?
875
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,327
WELL, I'LL PUT IT
THIS WAY--
876
00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:13,285
IF WE GO ON A PICNIC,
877
00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:15,156
I'M BRINGING TUMS
FOR THE ANTS.
878
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,290
WELL, TONIGHT THE POT ROAST
WILL MAKE UP FOR IT.
879
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:19,856
I HOPE SO.
I LOVE POT ROAST.
880
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,031
ARE YOU KIDDING?
881
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:23,512
LET ME TAKE A QUICK
LOOK AT IT, ALL RIGHT?
882
00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:29,039
HEY, MARTHA STEWART.
883
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,345
YOUR POT ROAST.
884
00:35:30,389 --> 00:35:31,955
IT TURNED OUT
TO BE ROAST POT.
885
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,044
BUT I STILL LOVE YA,
HONEY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
886
00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:37,744
THAT REMINDS ME.
WE HAVE A DATE TONIGHT AT 8:00.
887
00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:39,049
8:00, I KNOW.
888
00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:41,530
AND I GOT EMILY AT 6:00
AND STEPHANIE AT 10:00.
889
00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:42,966
I TELL YA, I THINK
I'LL TAKE A CARROT.
890
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:47,188
I MIGHT AS WELL EAT LIKE
A RABBIT, TOO, YOU KNOW?
891
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:52,802
MONTE, THERE'S A LITTLE
FAVOR I WANT TO ASK YOU.
892
00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:55,065
OH, SURE, HONEY, ANYTHING.
893
00:35:57,024 --> 00:36:00,941
I WANT YOU
TO MARRY MY SISTER.
894
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,116
MARRY YOUR SISTER?
895
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,075
I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH
WHAT I GOT NOW.
896
00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:05,989
PLEASE?
897
00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:07,817
SHE'S VERY SWEET.
898
00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,471
SHE'S MY YOUNGER SISTER
SARAH,
899
00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:11,778
AND HER HUSBAND'S
JUST DIED.
900
00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:12,822
LOOK, I TOLD YA,
901
00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:15,173
I'M NOT LOOKING
FOR ANY MORE WIVES.
902
00:36:16,957 --> 00:36:20,743
I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT
TO MEET THE GIRL, HUH?
903
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:28,838
HI. I'M MONTE.
YOU MUST BE SARAH, HUH?
904
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:32,799
OH, YES.
PLEASE, COME IN.
905
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:35,280
OH, THANK YOU.
906
00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:40,110
I JUST DROPPED BY
TO SAY HELLO, YOU KNOW?
907
00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:42,069
MAYBE THIS IS
A BAD TIME, HUH?
908
00:36:42,112 --> 00:36:44,027
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEE THE BODY?
909
00:36:44,071 --> 00:36:44,941
OH, YEAH!
910
00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:48,162
MAYBE WE SHOULD
BE ALONE, HUH?
911
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,251
OH, YOU MEAN
THE DEAD GUY.
912
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:51,600
OH, NO, THANKS.
913
00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:53,254
STEPHANIE JUST WANTED ME
TO COME OVER AND MEET YOU,
914
00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:54,864
AND I'M GLAD SHE DID.
915
00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:57,432
MAYBE 4 WIVES
ISN'T TOO BAD, YOU KNOW?
916
00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:58,694
ONE FOR EACH SEASON.
917
00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:01,610
WE REALLY APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR US.
918
00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:04,961
WE? US? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
919
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:06,615
THIS IS MEGAN.
920
00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:07,964
WE'RE BOTH JACOB'S WIVES.
921
00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:10,445
IF YOU MARRY ONE,
YOU HAVE TO MARRY THE OTHER.
922
00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:13,666
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
I CAN'T BREAK UP THE SET.
923
00:37:13,709 --> 00:37:16,016
JACOB NEVER THOUGHT
OF HIMSELF.
924
00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,626
HE ALWAYS CAME LAST.
925
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:18,932
OOH. I GUESS
HE'LL BE REMEMBERED
926
00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:20,760
FOR HIS WILLPOWER, HUH?
927
00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,457
LOOK, GIRLS,
IF I MARRY ANY,
928
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:24,590
I CAN ONLY
MARRY ONE, OK?
929
00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:27,245
[BOTH CRYING]
930
00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:38,604
I GUESS IT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED, HUH?
931
00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:40,083
JAKE, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
932
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:43,739
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER
SPOKE TO A DEAD STRANGER.
933
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:44,958
HEY, I'D LIKE
TO HELP YOU OUT,
934
00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,568
BUT I ALREADY HAVE
3 WIVES.
935
00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:48,962
TWO MORE WOULD
PROBABLY KILL ME.
936
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:50,920
NO OFFENSE.
937
00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:52,182
BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND
938
00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:55,273
WHY YOU MARRIED
BOTH OF THEM, YOU KNOW?
939
00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,797
THEY ARE GORGEOUS,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
940
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,712
BOY, OH, BOY.
941
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,763
OH, NO!
942
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:11,898
[BLOWS]
943
00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:17,120
[GRUNTING]
944
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,000
WATER!
I NEED WATER!
945
00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:31,961
OH, NO.
I CAN'T DO THAT.
946
00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,963
OH! FLOWERS!
947
00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:39,186
YOU KNOW, JAKE, YOU LOOK
MUCH BETTER WITHOUT THE BEARD.
948
00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:43,321
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT GETTING
A WAKE-UP CALL.
949
00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:46,759
GIRLS, I GOTTA GO.
950
00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:49,544
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
951
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,677
MR. GATES IS GONNA
TAKE AWAY OUR HOME.
952
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,505
WE'LL HAVE TO THINK
OF SOMETHING.
953
00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:54,897
[WOMEN CRYING]
954
00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,595
COME ON.
STOP CRYING, HUH?
955
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:59,032
I MEAN,
I CAN'T STAND CRIERS.
956
00:38:59,075 --> 00:39:01,034
SCREAMERS I LIKE.
957
00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:02,035
HEY.
958
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:05,386
LOOK AT THE FOOD
OVER THERE. JESUS.
959
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:06,605
BOY, IT LOOKS GREAT.
960
00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:09,564
WE PREPARED SOME OF
JACOB'S FAVORITE DISHES.
961
00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:11,087
OH, YEAH? BOY,
THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
962
00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,481
I DIDN'T HAVE MY DINNER
TONIGHT, YOU KNOW?
963
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:17,180
OOH, A TURKEY LEG.
I LOVE THAT, YOU KNOW?
964
00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:19,748
ROAST BEEF! HEY! BOY!
965
00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:22,795
ROSEMARY POTATOES. WHOO!
966
00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:24,884
TWO STARCHES.
WHO CARES, HUH?
967
00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:26,929
THIS FOOD IS DELICIOUS!
968
00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:30,629
WHAT DID JACOB DIE OF,
OVEREATING?
969
00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,892
SARAH,
DO YOU TAKE MONTE?
970
00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,284
I DO.
971
00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:36,896
MONTE,
DO YOU TAKE SARAH?
972
00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:38,811
I'LL DO WHAT I CAN DO.
973
00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:42,075
I'M NOT AS STRONG
AS I USED TO BE...
974
00:39:42,118 --> 00:39:43,598
IN A LOT AF AREAS.
975
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,295
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
976
00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:49,256
MEGAN,
WILL YOU HAVE MONTE?
977
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:50,475
I DO.
978
00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,912
MONTE,
WILL YOU HAVE MEGAN?
979
00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:55,044
I WANT HER, TOO,
BUT NO CAN DO.
980
00:39:55,088 --> 00:40:00,049
THEN I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.
981
00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:13,585
HONEY, BE GENTLE WITH ME.
982
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:15,456
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.
983
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:19,678
WELL, IT'S NOT MINE!
984
00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:21,462
YEAH!
985
00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:26,859
THAT WAS AWFULLY SWEET
OF PETERSON
986
00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:29,209
TO MARRY THE WIDOWS
AND PAY OFF THE DEBT.
987
00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:30,776
OH, SHUT UP, STEWART.
988
00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:33,779
DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS
IS THE SECOND PROMISE
989
00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:35,128
WE'VE MADE
TO TONY MORANO
990
00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:36,956
WE HAVEN'T BEEN
ABLE TO KEEP?
991
00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:39,524
REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID
HE'D DO TO US.
992
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,917
I REMEMBER.
HUMPTY-DUMPTY.
993
00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:43,571
THAT'S WHY WE GOTTA
FIND SOME WAY
994
00:40:43,615 --> 00:40:45,965
TO GET RID OF
PETERSON FOR GOOD.
995
00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:47,096
HOW DO WE DO THAT?
996
00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:48,141
WELL, A GOOD START
997
00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:50,665
WOULD BE TO HAVE HIM
EXCOMMUNICATED.
998
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,101
IF HE'S KICKED OUT
OF THE CHURCH,
999
00:40:52,145 --> 00:40:55,235
HE LOSES ALL HIS HOLDINGS,
INCLUDING HIS LAND.
1000
00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:58,194
FOLLOW HIM, STEWART.
WATCH HIS EVERY MOVE.
1001
00:40:58,238 --> 00:41:00,936
SOONER OR LATER, HE'S BOUND
TO SMOKE OR DRINK
1002
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:03,678
OR DO WHATEVER ELSE
HE'LL DO, AND...
1003
00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:06,072
JUST GET ME SOME PROOF!
1004
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:07,639
YES, SIR.
1005
00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:09,162
PROOF.
1006
00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,903
PROOF.
1007
00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:17,475
HEY, BROTHER WILBUR,
HOW ARE YA?
1008
00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:19,912
GIRLS, HOW YA DOING, HUH?
1009
00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,435
YOU'RE HAPPY,
AREN'T YOU?
1010
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,741
WHY SHOULDN'T I BE HAPPY?
1011
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,917
YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB
WITH THE GROUNDBREAKING
1012
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,048
AT THE SKI LODGE.
1013
00:41:26,092 --> 00:41:28,007
NO, NO, NO.
1014
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:29,095
YOU'RE HAPPY
1015
00:41:29,138 --> 00:41:31,010
BECAUSE YOU GOT
5 WOMEN WHO LOVE YOU.
1016
00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:33,273
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I AM HAPPY.
1017
00:41:33,316 --> 00:41:34,753
I MEAN, I LIVE
IN THIS WONDERFUL TOWN,
1018
00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:38,365
AND I GOT 5 GORGEOUS WIVES
WHO'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME.
1019
00:41:38,408 --> 00:41:39,409
THEY WERE BROUGHT UP
1020
00:41:39,453 --> 00:41:41,324
TO SERVE AND PLEASE
THEIR HUSBAND.
1021
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,588
WELL, I TELL YOU, I'M GONNA
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THEM.
1022
00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:46,591
SINCE WE NEVER HAD A HONEYMOON,
I'M GONNA TAKE 'EM ALL WITH ME
1023
00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:48,506
TO THE BUILDER'S CONVENTION
IN LAS VEGAS.
1024
00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:51,683
SHOW 'EM A REAL GOOD TIME,
YOU KNOW?
1025
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:52,510
GREAT IDEA.
YEAH.
1026
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,381
YEAH, RAY,
I'M DOING GOOD,
1027
00:41:54,424 --> 00:41:55,904
BUT I HAVE MY MOMENTS.
1028
00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:57,253
I MEAN,
THIS RELIGION IS TOUGH.
1029
00:41:57,297 --> 00:42:00,518
SO MANY TIMES, I'VE THOUGHT
ABOUT SNEAKING A SMOKE
1030
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:01,736
OR HAVING A DRINK,
YOU KNOW?
1031
00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:05,000
I GOTTA GO TO THE JOHN.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1032
00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:07,655
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1033
00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:21,582
[CELL PHONE DIALING]
1034
00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:30,722
ANYBODY HERE?
1035
00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:31,766
I'M BUSY HERE.
1036
00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:33,986
I'M RIGHT IN
THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
1037
00:42:34,508 --> 00:42:36,031
WELL, DO YOURSELF
A FAVOR--
1038
00:42:36,075 --> 00:42:37,467
DON'T LIGHT A MATCH.
1039
00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:40,949
MR. GATES, I JUST SAW PETERSON
GOING TO THE MEN'S ROOM.
1040
00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:44,039
I KNOW IT'S NO BIG DEAL,
BUT I ALSO HEARD HIM SAY
1041
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:47,216
HE'S THINKING
ABOUT SMOKING AND DRINKING.
1042
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:49,479
YES. YES.
1043
00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:51,525
OK. YES.
1044
00:43:02,057 --> 00:43:04,059
THIS IS GREAT.
1045
00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:06,584
HE'S DRINKING
AND SMOKING!
1046
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,022
I GOT YOU!
1047
00:43:14,156 --> 00:43:15,027
OH.
1048
00:43:15,070 --> 00:43:16,463
I'M SORRY.
1049
00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:18,987
THIS--I CAN EXPLAIN.
1050
00:43:19,031 --> 00:43:20,293
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO HIT ME, ARE YOU?
1051
00:43:20,336 --> 00:43:21,816
OH, I'M NOT GOING
TO HIT YOU.
1052
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,513
BUT I AM GOING
TO TAKE THAT CAMERA.
1053
00:43:23,557 --> 00:43:24,384
WAIT A MINUTE!
1054
00:43:24,427 --> 00:43:26,516
AND SHOVE IT
RIGHT UP YOUR...
1055
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,867
I CAN EXPLAIN!
1056
00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:36,788
OH, THAT'S VERY GOOD,
STEWART.
1057
00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:40,574
YOU CERTAINLY HAVE GOT
A FUTURE IN PHOTOGRAPHY.
1058
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,359
KEEP AFTER HIM.
1059
00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:45,927
OH, STEWART, UH,
1060
00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,713
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO MY CAMERA?
1061
00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:51,541
I'D RATHER NOT SAY, SIR.
1062
00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:53,979
[GROANING]
1063
00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:18,264
Valet: GOOD EVENING, SIR.
1064
00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:21,789
HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU, SIR.
1065
00:44:22,964 --> 00:44:24,574
HEY, GIRLS, KEEP CLOSE.
1066
00:44:24,618 --> 00:44:27,055
I KNOW HOW THE GUYS
ARE AROUND HERE.
1067
00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:29,014
GOOD EVENING,
MR. PETERSON.
1068
00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:30,276
WE'VE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.
1069
00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:31,407
YOUR ROOMS ARE READY.
1070
00:44:31,451 --> 00:44:33,845
SIX HONEYMOON SUITES
ON THE NINTH FLOOR.
1071
00:44:33,888 --> 00:44:34,933
901 TO 906.
1072
00:44:34,976 --> 00:44:36,804
AND OF COURSE
YOU'RE WELCOME TO GAMBLE
1073
00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,110
IN OUR V.I.P. ROOM.
1074
00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:39,328
THANK YOU.
1075
00:44:39,372 --> 00:44:40,808
HONEY, IF GET ANY CALLS
FROM 9:00 TO 10:00,
1076
00:44:40,852 --> 00:44:42,331
I'LL BE IN ROOM 901.
1077
00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:44,812
FROM 10:00 TO 11:00,
I'LL BE IN ROOM 902.
1078
00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:47,946
11:00 TO 12:00,
I'LL BE IN ROOM 903.
1079
00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:49,904
AND IF GET ANY CALLS
AFTER 12:00,
1080
00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:51,384
I'LL BE IN TRACTION.
1081
00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:52,428
COME ON, GIRLS.
1082
00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:54,822
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW
TO ROLL THE DICE.
1083
00:44:55,649 --> 00:44:57,912
LUCKY 6, CAN'T MISS!
1084
00:44:57,956 --> 00:44:59,653
Dealer: 7! 7 UP!
1085
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,263
OH, GIRLS,
YOU'RE LEARNING THINGS HERE
1086
00:45:01,307 --> 00:45:03,744
YOU WON'T LEARN
IN REDWOOD SPRINGS.
1087
00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:04,789
SARAH, COME HERE.
1088
00:45:04,832 --> 00:45:06,573
I WANT YOU TO THROW
THE DICE FOR ME.
1089
00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:08,618
LADY LUCK. BRING ME
SOME LUCK, OK?
1090
00:45:08,662 --> 00:45:10,533
GO AHEAD, THROW THE DICE.
1091
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,015
Second dealer: 6!
1092
00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:16,061
YEAH!
[LAUGHS]
1093
00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:18,759
I DIDN'T THROW YET!
1094
00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:19,542
SECURITY.
1095
00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:20,979
WHAT--NO! I DIDN'T THROW--
1096
00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:21,893
SECURITY.
1097
00:45:21,936 --> 00:45:23,068
READ MY LIPS,
I DIDN'T THROW!
1098
00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:25,505
[CHIMING]
1099
00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:27,986
[CLINKING]
1100
00:45:28,029 --> 00:45:29,901
MONTE! MONTE!
1101
00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:31,859
GOOD HEAVENS! MONTE!
1102
00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:32,730
I--
OH!
1103
00:45:32,773 --> 00:45:34,035
I THINK
I BROKE THE MACHINE!
1104
00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,341
ALL THE MONEY FELL OUT.
1105
00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:36,472
OH, BOY.
1106
00:45:36,516 --> 00:45:38,779
I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
GAMBLING, GIRLS.
1107
00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:41,739
SCOOP UP THE MONEY,
WILL YOU?
1108
00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:45,177
[HORNS HONKING]
1109
00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:50,443
[PANTING]
1110
00:45:50,486 --> 00:45:52,750
YOU BASTARD!
1111
00:45:53,359 --> 00:45:55,230
TAKE THAT!
OH!
1112
00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:56,188
OH, YEAH!
1113
00:45:56,231 --> 00:45:58,059
WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING
TO KILL ME?
1114
00:45:58,103 --> 00:45:59,931
BALL GIRL.
1115
00:46:01,019 --> 00:46:03,543
FIFTH GAME STRAIGHT.
1116
00:46:03,586 --> 00:46:04,892
MMM.
1117
00:46:04,936 --> 00:46:06,720
ALL RIGHT.
GET OUT OF HERE.
1118
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,591
MMM. YOU. COME HERE.
1119
00:46:08,635 --> 00:46:10,768
WHAT?
COME OVER HERE.
1120
00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:12,073
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
1121
00:46:12,117 --> 00:46:13,814
THAT BANKER GATES BROKE
HIS PROMISE TO ME AGAIN.
1122
00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:17,600
I FEEL LIKE SMACKING HIS HEAD
THROUGH THE PAVEMENT.
1123
00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:18,732
YEAH. I HEAR
HE'S HAVING TROUBLE
1124
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,951
WITH SOME BIG-SHOT
LAND DEVELOPER IN L.A.
1125
00:46:19,994 --> 00:46:21,909
YOU KNOW, IF HE CAN'T
HANDLE THIS GUY,
1126
00:46:21,953 --> 00:46:22,954
WE SHOULD STEP IN.
1127
00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:24,085
YEAH, WELL,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
1128
00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:26,044
IF I EVER RUN
INTO THIS GUY,
1129
00:46:26,087 --> 00:46:28,176
I HOPE
I'M DRIVING A TRUCK.
1130
00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:29,308
[LAUGHS]
1131
00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:31,789
A BALL, PLEASE?
1132
00:46:34,095 --> 00:46:35,053
HERE YOU GO, PAL.
1133
00:46:35,096 --> 00:46:36,271
OH, THANKS, BABY.
1134
00:46:36,315 --> 00:46:37,795
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
I WASN'T DONE TALKING.
1135
00:46:37,838 --> 00:46:39,274
I MEAN,
I COULDN'T HELP NOTICE
1136
00:46:39,318 --> 00:46:41,973
YOU'RE WITH THEM
5 CHICKS OVER THERE.
1137
00:46:42,016 --> 00:46:43,104
YEAH.
1138
00:46:43,148 --> 00:46:44,105
YOU KNOW, THAT MIGHT BE
1139
00:46:44,149 --> 00:46:45,019
A LITTLE TOO HOT
FOR YOU TO HANDLE.
1140
00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:45,977
NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
1141
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,282
THANK YOU.
I GOT AN IDEA.
1142
00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:49,894
MAYBE AFTER THE GAME,
WE TAKE THESE CHICKS OUT,
1143
00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:51,156
WE GET THEM
ALL LIQUORED UP,
1144
00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:54,028
THEY GET SLOPPY FOR US
ON THE DANCE FLOOR. EH?
1145
00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:56,726
OH, NO, NO. WE DON'T
DRINK, YOU KNOW?
1146
00:46:56,770 --> 00:46:57,727
DRINK, DON'T DRINK--
1147
00:46:57,771 --> 00:46:59,033
HEY, YOU'RE
MY KIND OF GUY.
1148
00:46:59,077 --> 00:47:00,252
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING? HEY,
1149
00:47:00,295 --> 00:47:01,993
YOU HIRE
5 CHICKS AT ONCE,
1150
00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:03,603
YOU PUT THEM
IN THEM COSTUMES.
1151
00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:04,909
HEY, LET ME ASK YOU--
1152
00:47:04,952 --> 00:47:07,912
WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, INTO
THAT FANTASY TRIP THING?
1153
00:47:07,955 --> 00:47:10,958
OH, NO. THESE GIRLS HERE?
THEY'RE ALL MY WIVES.
1154
00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:12,525
OH, THEY'RE YOUR WIVES.
1155
00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:13,569
YEAH. YEAH.
1156
00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,571
THEY'RE YOUR WIVES, HUH.
LOOK AT ME.
1157
00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:17,095
WHAT ARE YOU,
A WISE GUY? EH?
1158
00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:19,010
WHAT, DO YOU NEED
A SMACK OR SOMETHING?
1159
00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:20,925
GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU CREEP.
1160
00:47:20,968 --> 00:47:22,622
GET OUT OF HERE.
1161
00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:23,797
OH, BOY.
1162
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:26,931
OH, SOMEONE SHOULD
STRAIGHTEN THAT GUY OUT.
1163
00:47:26,974 --> 00:47:29,020
BUT NOT ME.
1164
00:47:29,977 --> 00:47:31,892
MR. GATES.
STEWART HERE.
1165
00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:33,111
I FOLLOWED PETERSON
AND HIS WIVES
1166
00:47:33,154 --> 00:47:35,026
TO LAS VEGAS
JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
1167
00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:37,811
HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
1168
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:41,249
I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF HE DOES
ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE.
1169
00:47:41,293 --> 00:47:43,295
YES. GOOD-BYE, SIR.
1170
00:47:43,338 --> 00:47:45,166
THERE'S NO ALCOHOL
IN THAT, RIGHT?
1171
00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:46,646
VIRGIN.
1172
00:47:46,689 --> 00:47:49,257
YES, I AM.
1173
00:47:49,301 --> 00:47:51,042
OH--OH,
YOU MEANT THE DRINK.
1174
00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:55,916
OK, GIRLS, WE'LL TAKE THESE
CHAIRS RIGHT OVER HERE.
1175
00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:00,660
OK. I WANT YOU NOW JUST
TO RELAX, ENJOY YOURSELF,
1176
00:48:00,703 --> 00:48:04,969
ENJOY THE LAS VEGAS SUN,
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
1177
00:48:05,012 --> 00:48:08,276
WHO MADE YOUR OUTFITS,
BETSY ROSS?
1178
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,061
COME ON. WE GOTTA DO
SOME SHOPPING, HUH?
1179
00:48:10,104 --> 00:48:13,629
WE GOTTA DO
A COMPLETE MAKEOVER.
1180
00:48:30,124 --> 00:48:34,433
OK, GIRLS, WE'LL TAKE
THE SAME CHAIRS.
1181
00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:38,959
WAIT 'TILL MR. GATES
GETS A LOAD OF THIS.
1182
00:48:40,134 --> 00:48:42,310
I WOULD CALL THAT
INAPPROPRIATE.
1183
00:48:42,354 --> 00:48:44,356
YOU KNOW,
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
1184
00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:46,053
I'M GONNA HIT THE CASINO.
1185
00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:47,446
I FEEL LUCKY.
1186
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:49,883
I ALSO FEEL A BREEZE.
1187
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,929
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1188
00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:55,715
HE'S QUITE A CHARACTER.
1189
00:48:55,758 --> 00:48:56,977
IS HE YOUR HUSBAND?
1190
00:48:57,021 --> 00:48:58,936
All: YES.
1191
00:48:58,979 --> 00:49:00,850
[BOTH LAUGH]
1192
00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:05,986
SO ARE YOU GIRLS HERE FOR
THE DR. VAN DYKE SEMINAR?
1193
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:06,987
SEMINAR?
1194
00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:09,337
DR. VAN DYKE.
SHE'S THE GREATEST.
1195
00:49:09,381 --> 00:49:11,992
I'D STILL BE MARRIED TO THAT
LOUSE OF A SECOND HUSBAND
1196
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:13,559
IF IT WEREN'T
FOR DR. VAN DYKE.
1197
00:49:13,602 --> 00:49:15,996
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BOOK
IS CALLED, IRONICALLY?
1198
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,085
KICK HIM
WHERE IT HURTS.
1199
00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:22,916
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I DID TO MY EX-HUSBAND.
1200
00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:27,007
SIR. STEWART HERE
FROM SUNNY LAS VEGAS.
1201
00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:28,052
I'M FAXING YOU SOMETHING
1202
00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:30,054
THAT MAY BE OF
INTEREST TO YOU.
1203
00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:34,667
YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING
COMING IN NOW.
1204
00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:38,018
WHAT THE HELL?
1205
00:49:39,063 --> 00:49:42,370
IS THAT A PUMPKIN?
1206
00:49:44,764 --> 00:49:46,766
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1207
00:49:46,809 --> 00:49:49,073
STEWART, I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU HAVE THIS
1208
00:49:49,116 --> 00:49:52,032
SUDDEN FIXATION WITH
THE MALE POSTERIOR,
1209
00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:55,340
BUT PLEASE TRY
TO CONTROL YOURSELF!
1210
00:49:56,863 --> 00:49:59,387
OOH! NICE BUTT.
1211
00:49:59,431 --> 00:50:03,130
BY THE WAY,
I HAVE SEEN BETTER.
1212
00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:06,090
[APPLAUSE]
1213
00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:17,753
WE STILL LIVE IN A WORLD
WHERE MOST PEOPLE,
1214
00:50:17,797 --> 00:50:19,016
INCLUDING WOMEN,
BELIEVE
1215
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:22,845
THAT A WIFE BELONGS
AND WANTS TO BELONG
1216
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,586
EXCLUSIVELY IN THE HOME.
1217
00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:29,591
DO NOT WED AND WASTE
YOURSELF ON A MAN, LADIES.
1218
00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:31,419
COME ON!
[APPLAUSE]
1219
00:50:31,463 --> 00:50:33,030
COME ON!
1220
00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:34,640
GIVE IT TO ME!
1221
00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:36,337
MEN ARE LIKE FINE WINE.
1222
00:50:36,381 --> 00:50:38,035
THEY ALL START OUT
LIKE GRAPES,
1223
00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:39,210
AND IT'S OUR JOB
1224
00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:41,081
TO STOMP ON THEM
AND KEEP THEM IN THE DARK
1225
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,430
UNTIL THEY MATURE INTO
1226
00:50:42,474 --> 00:50:43,910
SOMETHING THAT WE WOULD
LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH.
1227
00:50:43,953 --> 00:50:45,172
[APPLAUSE]
1228
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:47,305
COME ON!
1229
00:50:48,262 --> 00:50:49,916
COME ON!
1230
00:50:49,959 --> 00:50:52,310
IT'S IN THE BOOK!
1231
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,007
IF HE DOESN'T
TREAT YOU RIGHT,
1232
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,183
THEN TURN IT INTO
AN ON/OFF RELATIONSHIP.
1233
00:50:56,227 --> 00:51:00,057
EVERY TIME HE GETS ON,
YOU TELL HIM TO GET OFF!
1234
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:00,970
[APPLAUSE]
1235
00:51:01,014 --> 00:51:03,756
HUH? COME ON!
1236
00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:05,932
HOW ABOUT IT?
HOW ABOUT IT?
1237
00:51:05,975 --> 00:51:08,935
IF HE HAS THE NERVE TO TELL YOU
THAT YOU ARE LOUSY IN BED,
1238
00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:13,374
THEN GO OUT AND GET
A SECOND OPINION, OK?
1239
00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:14,549
IT'S IN THE BOOK.
1240
00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:17,726
IT'S ALL IN THE BOOK
SO GO OUT AND BUY IT.
1241
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:20,599
THERE SHOULD BE
EQUALITY IN MARRIAGE.
1242
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,949
IF HE GOES OUT ONE NIGHT
A WEEK WITH THE BOYS,
1243
00:51:22,992 --> 00:51:23,993
THEN YOU SHOULD GO OUT
1244
00:51:24,037 --> 00:51:26,996
ONE NIGHT A WEEK
WITH THE BOYS, HUH?
1245
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:31,044
IT'S IN THE BOOK!
1246
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,654
COME ON!
1247
00:51:32,698 --> 00:51:34,743
IT'S IN THE BOOK!
1248
00:51:34,787 --> 00:51:36,049
VAN DYKE!
VAN DYKE!
1249
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,181
IT'S IN THE BOOK!
1250
00:51:37,224 --> 00:51:41,098
VAN DYKE! VAN DYKE!
VAN DYKE! VAN DYKE!
1251
00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:43,056
HOW ABOUT IT?
1252
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,885
IT'S IN THE BOOK!
1253
00:51:51,847 --> 00:51:53,414
HEY, HONEY,
YOU'RE REAL CUTE.
1254
00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:55,286
A GIRL LIKE YOU COULD
START ME SMOKING AGAIN.
1255
00:51:55,329 --> 00:51:58,724
I'M ONLY KIDDING.
I'M A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN.
1256
00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:07,689
HAPPILY MARRIED MAN,
HUH?
1257
00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:09,126
THAT'S RIGHT.
1258
00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:10,083
I WONDER HOW
YOU WOULD CARRY ON
1259
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,999
IF YOU WERE
UNHAPPILY MARRIED.
1260
00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:15,001
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
1261
00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:16,045
WELL, EVERY MARRIED MAN
1262
00:52:16,089 --> 00:52:17,917
CLAIMS TO BE
HAPPILY MARRIED,
1263
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,179
BUT WE WOMEN KNOW
1264
00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:21,529
WHAT A WANDERING EYE
LEADS TO.
1265
00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:22,487
IT'S IN THE BOOK.
1266
00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:24,445
WHAT MAKES YOU
SUCH AN AUTHORITY?
1267
00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:27,405
I HAPPEN TO BE
DR. BARBARA VAN DYKE.
1268
00:52:27,448 --> 00:52:28,406
OH, I'M SORRY.
1269
00:52:28,449 --> 00:52:30,234
I MEAN, DR. DYKE,
I MEANT NO HARM.
1270
00:52:30,277 --> 00:52:31,191
IT'S VAN DYKE.
1271
00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:32,149
HONEY, I'M SORRY.
1272
00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:34,107
LOOK, I'M NOT
YOUR HONEY, OK?
1273
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:37,197
OR YOUR BABY
OR YOUR SWEETIE.
1274
00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:39,286
JEEZ, WHY DO ALL MEN
THINK THAT THEY CAN JUST
1275
00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:40,853
TAKE AWAY
A WOMEN'S IDENTITY
1276
00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:45,205
AND DEHUMANIZE HER WITH
A JUVENILE NICKNAME, HUH?
1277
00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:46,467
TOOTS, TAKE IT EASY,
WILL YOU?
1278
00:52:46,511 --> 00:52:48,034
WHEN ARE YOU MEN
GONNA LEARN
1279
00:52:48,077 --> 00:52:50,036
THAT A WOMAN
NEEDS TO BE RESPECTED?
1280
00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:51,951
A WOMAN NEEDS
TO BE APPRECIATED
1281
00:52:51,994 --> 00:52:52,908
FOR WHO SHE IS.
1282
00:52:52,952 --> 00:52:54,475
A WOMAN NEEDS TO BE
UNDERSTOOD.
1283
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:57,086
YOU MUST STIMULATE
HER BRAIN, OK?
1284
00:52:57,130 --> 00:52:58,175
HER BRAIN.
1285
00:52:58,218 --> 00:52:59,872
STIMULATE HER BRAIN?
1286
00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:03,571
I'VE BEEN WORKING
ALL THE WRONG AREAS.
1287
00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:07,706
[BUZZER]
OK, GIRLS, I'M HERE.
1288
00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:09,925
STEPHANIE? VIRGINIA?
1289
00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:13,581
I'M HERE, GIRLS.
EMILY?
1290
00:53:14,713 --> 00:53:16,236
SARAH?
1291
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,803
MEGAN?
1292
00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:19,544
GIRLS, WE HAD A DATE.
1293
00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:24,026
I'VE BEEN STOOD UP BEFORE,
NEVER 5 AT A TIME.
1294
00:53:28,988 --> 00:53:30,076
EVENING, MR. PETERSON.
1295
00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:32,774
HI. SAY, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY 5 WIVES AROUND?
1296
00:53:32,818 --> 00:53:34,123
YEAH, I PUT ALL
THE MRS. PETERSONS
1297
00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:35,647
IN A LIMO WITH
A COUPLE OTHER LADIES.
1298
00:53:35,690 --> 00:53:37,997
THEY SAID THEY WERE
GOING TO THE STUDS CLUB.
1299
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:38,911
THE STUDS CLUB?
1300
00:53:38,954 --> 00:53:40,956
IT'S A MALE REVIEW SHOW.
1301
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,088
MALE REVIEW?
1302
00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:44,308
I NEED A TAXI.
1303
00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:52,577
FOLLOW THAT CAB!
1304
00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:54,927
STEP ON IT!
1305
00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:58,191
[TIRES SCREECH]
1306
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:01,412
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING
AND WOMEN SCREAMING]
1307
00:54:13,946 --> 00:54:14,990
WHOO!
1308
00:54:15,034 --> 00:54:18,080
Monte: LOOK AT THAT.
THEY'RE DRINKING.
1309
00:54:19,386 --> 00:54:22,998
Monte: I GOTTA GET THEM
OUTTA HERE.
1310
00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:24,086
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
1311
00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:26,045
NO, I JUST WANNA
SEE SOMEONE.
1312
00:54:26,088 --> 00:54:28,090
NO MEN ALLOWED IN HERE.
1313
00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:29,178
RULES.
1314
00:54:29,222 --> 00:54:30,919
I JUST WANNA LET
SOMEONE KNOW I'M HERE.
1315
00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:33,531
I MEAN, CAN'T YOU CHANGE
THE RULES A LITTLE BIT?
1316
00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,707
NO, I CAN'T
CHANGE THE RULES...
1317
00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:37,709
BUT I CAN CHANGE
YOUR FACE.
1318
00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:40,059
GET OUT OF HERE.
1319
00:54:41,016 --> 00:54:42,409
Bouncer: STAY OUT!
1320
00:54:42,453 --> 00:54:45,107
HEY, WHERE'S
MY TIP?
1321
00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:47,109
Monte: STEWART.
1322
00:54:49,111 --> 00:54:51,679
I DON'T NEED HIM NOW.
1323
00:55:02,951 --> 00:55:06,868
COMING THROUGH.
LIQUOR HERE. COMING THROUGH.
1324
00:55:07,478 --> 00:55:09,784
[WOMEN CHEERING
AND YELLING]
1325
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:16,051
OOO-HOO.
THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
1326
00:55:22,884 --> 00:55:26,235
[CHEERING AND YELLING]
1327
00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:49,041
HEY! HEY, HEY! HEY!
1328
00:55:53,959 --> 00:55:56,048
IT LOOKS LIKE MONTE.
1329
00:55:56,091 --> 00:56:00,618
HEY, GIRLS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN A JOINT LIKE THIS, HUH?
1330
00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:03,011
DON'T YOU KNOW
IT'S IMPROPER?
1331
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:07,929
MR. GATES,
I CAN SEE PETERSON.
1332
00:56:07,973 --> 00:56:09,017
HE'S RIGHT
IN FRONT OF ME,
1333
00:56:09,061 --> 00:56:10,367
AND HE'S ABOUT
TO TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF.
1334
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:12,804
WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO TAKE PICTURES?
1335
00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,675
COME ON. I WANT YOU GIRLS
TO COME WITH ME.
1336
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,199
WE'RE GOING BACK
TO THE HOTEL RIGHT NOW.
1337
00:56:17,243 --> 00:56:19,158
COME ON.
1338
00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:21,116
IT'S YOU.
1339
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,641
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
1340
00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:25,947
GIRLS, COME ON.
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
1341
00:56:25,991 --> 00:56:28,602
COME ON, WILL YA?
1342
00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,390
MONTE?
1343
00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:35,087
YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE.
1344
00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:38,873
LET'S KICK HIM
WHERE IT HURTS!
1345
00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:43,748
HERE WE COME, MONTE.
1346
00:56:46,359 --> 00:56:47,969
WHERE IS THAT GUY?
1347
00:56:48,013 --> 00:56:50,232
KILL HIM!
1348
00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:54,019
FIND HIM!
1349
00:56:55,586 --> 00:56:57,979
[CHEERING AND YELLING]
1350
00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:25,006
OH, MY GOD.
1351
00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:29,054
♪ OUCH
1352
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:33,754
♪ I SAID "OUCH"
1353
00:57:36,017 --> 00:57:38,498
♪ OUCH
1354
00:57:39,891 --> 00:57:44,199
♪ I SAID "OUCH"
1355
00:57:44,852 --> 00:57:46,332
♪ I SAID "OUCH"
1356
00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:49,248
♪ BABY, CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?
1357
00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:51,555
♪ I SAID "OUCH"
1358
00:57:51,598 --> 00:57:52,773
♪ HAVE YOU GONE DEAF?
1359
00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:57,430
♪ IF YOU LOOKED IN MY HEART
YOU WOULD SEE ♪
1360
00:57:57,474 --> 00:58:00,781
♪ I'M CRYING,
I'M CRYING ♪
1361
00:58:00,825 --> 00:58:03,741
♪ BELIEVE
1362
00:58:03,784 --> 00:58:08,180
♪ MR. UNKNOWN
1363
00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:12,750
♪ LET'S TAKE THINGS SLOW...
1364
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:14,926
HAM AND CHEESE.
1365
00:58:14,969 --> 00:58:16,754
PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY.
1366
00:58:16,797 --> 00:58:18,799
CHICKEN
CACCIATORE.
1367
00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:21,541
All: THANK YOU, MONTE.
1368
00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:22,629
Monte: LOOK AT THAT.
1369
00:58:22,673 --> 00:58:26,764
THEY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
MY NEW HAIRDO.
1370
00:58:33,771 --> 00:58:35,599
♪ OUCH...
1371
00:58:35,642 --> 00:58:38,906
THERE'S YOUR DINING ROOM
WITH THE VALLEY VIEW...
1372
00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:40,386
AND THERE'S THE POOL.
1373
00:58:40,429 --> 00:58:44,042
I'LL TELL YOU, RAY. I'M IN
NO MOOD FOR THIS, YOU KNOW?
1374
00:58:44,085 --> 00:58:45,260
OH. WELL,
1375
00:58:45,304 --> 00:58:47,001
WE'RE ALREADY A FEW DAYS
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE...
1376
00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:47,915
AND...
1377
00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:49,917
HEY, WHAT'S
WITH YOU TODAY?
1378
00:58:49,961 --> 00:58:53,007
I'M SORRY. I GOT
A LOT ON MY MIND, YOU KNOW?
1379
00:58:53,051 --> 00:58:54,356
IT'S THE GIRLS.
1380
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,054
THEY'RE NOT THE SAME SINCE
WE CAME BACK FROM VEGAS.
1381
00:58:56,097 --> 00:58:59,013
THEY'RE BECOMING
LESS DEPENDENT ON ME, YOU KNOW?
1382
00:58:59,057 --> 00:59:00,754
I MEAN, THEY ALL
WENT OUT AND GOT JOBS.
1383
00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:03,627
AND WHO DO YOU THINK THEY LEFT
IN CHARGE OF THE HOUSE?
1384
00:59:03,670 --> 00:59:04,932
WHOA.
1385
00:59:04,976 --> 00:59:07,065
I TELL YA, THEY WON'T EVEN
SLEEP WITH ME ANYMORE.
1386
00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:10,024
I GOT A WATER BED.
I CALL IT THE DEAD SEA.
1387
00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:11,591
IT'S CHANGED.
1388
00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:12,984
IT'S ALL BECAUSE
OF THIS BOOK.
1389
00:59:13,027 --> 00:59:16,161
THEY'RE ALL READING IT,
YOU KNOW?
1390
00:59:16,204 --> 00:59:17,815
DR. VAN DYKE.
YEAH.
1391
00:59:17,858 --> 00:59:19,468
OOH.
I HEARD OF HER.
1392
00:59:19,512 --> 00:59:22,297
I KNOW HOW THESE RELATIONSHIP
EXPERTS THINK.
1393
00:59:22,341 --> 00:59:23,908
THEY THINK RATHER THAN BE
WITH THE WRONG MAN,
1394
00:59:23,951 --> 00:59:26,475
YOU'RE BETTER OFF BEING
WITH THE RIGHT MACHINERY.
1395
00:59:26,519 --> 00:59:27,825
I'LL TELL YOU, RAY,
1396
00:59:27,868 --> 00:59:30,523
I'M NO COMPETITION FOR
BLACK AND DECKER, YOU KNOW?
1397
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,090
DID YOU READ THE BOOK?
1398
00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:33,439
WHO WANTS TO READ IT?
1399
00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:34,875
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
1400
00:59:34,919 --> 00:59:36,050
I MEAN, THEN
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
1401
00:59:36,094 --> 00:59:38,052
WHAT THE GIRLS
ARE GOING THROUGH.
1402
00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:40,446
HUH?
1403
00:59:40,489 --> 00:59:41,621
YO, RAY!
1404
00:59:41,665 --> 00:59:44,624
CAN I SPEAK AT YOU
OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE?
1405
00:59:47,235 --> 00:59:49,629
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1406
00:59:49,673 --> 00:59:52,327
LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE.
1407
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,944
OH, FOR...
1408
01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:04,601
HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
1409
01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:06,515
NO, NO.
IT'S A--NO.
1410
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:07,647
I, UH...
1411
01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:10,258
THINK WE MIGHT HAVE
BEEN DIGGING ON A...
1412
01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:11,999
ANCIENT BURIAL GROUND.
1413
01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:13,958
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
1414
01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:15,002
OH...
1415
01:00:15,046 --> 01:00:17,483
'CAUSE THEY DUG UP BONES?
1416
01:00:17,526 --> 01:00:19,267
HUMAN BONES.
1417
01:00:27,101 --> 01:00:29,887
AND THEN YOU HAVE
THE UNMITIGATED GALL
1418
01:00:29,930 --> 01:00:32,803
TO WALK IN HERE AND GIVE ME
THIS LINE OF CRAP?
1419
01:00:32,846 --> 01:00:34,631
LET ME EXPLAIN
HOW I WORK, OK?
1420
01:00:34,674 --> 01:00:36,763
I--I'M NOT LOOKING
TO GET CRAZY,
1421
01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,025
BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU...
1422
01:00:38,069 --> 01:00:39,940
YOU BORROW, YOU PAY!
1423
01:00:39,984 --> 01:00:41,986
HOW MANY TIMES
DO I GOTTA TELL YOU?!
1424
01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:44,989
YOU BORROW, YOU PAY!
1425
01:00:45,032 --> 01:00:47,861
IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!
1426
01:00:47,905 --> 01:00:49,820
YES OR NO?!
1427
01:00:49,863 --> 01:00:53,911
ANTHONY, DON'T TALK TO ME
LIKE THIS.
1428
01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:56,914
I'M SORRY, MOMMY.
1429
01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:59,177
BABY BOY'S GOT A LOT
ON HIS PLATE.
1430
01:00:59,220 --> 01:01:02,223
I'M JUST A LITTLE
STRESSED OUT LATELY.
1431
01:01:02,267 --> 01:01:04,443
I MEAN, I MISSED
A LEG-BREAKING
1432
01:01:04,486 --> 01:01:05,618
AT NOON TODAY.
1433
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:08,447
I GOTTA CRUSH SOME GUY'S
SKULL IN AT 3:00.
1434
01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:11,319
THOSE AREN'T
YOUR PROBLEMS, RIGHT?
1435
01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:12,930
BRING MOMMY A FLOWER.
1436
01:01:12,973 --> 01:01:14,105
I'LL COME OVER SUNDAY.
1437
01:01:14,148 --> 01:01:15,976
WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE
PENNE ARRABIATA, HUH?
1438
01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:18,413
COME ON. SHOW HER OUT.
HERE YOU GO, MA.
1439
01:01:18,457 --> 01:01:19,980
OK. SHOW MOMMY OUT.
1440
01:01:20,024 --> 01:01:22,896
YOU GOT IT.
COME ON.
1441
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,594
Mom: AAH!
NOT THAT WAY!
1442
01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:26,987
OH, SORRY,
MRS. MORANO.
1443
01:01:27,031 --> 01:01:28,946
YOU KNOW,
FORCE OF HABIT.
1444
01:01:28,989 --> 01:01:30,034
SORRY, BOSS.
1445
01:01:30,077 --> 01:01:30,904
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1446
01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:34,038
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH HER?
1447
01:01:34,081 --> 01:01:37,128
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR BEING A SWEET PERSON.
1448
01:01:37,171 --> 01:01:37,998
GO!
1449
01:01:38,042 --> 01:01:39,521
Man: BUONGIORNO,TONY.
1450
01:01:39,565 --> 01:01:42,960
DON GIOVANNI.
COME STAI?
1451
01:01:43,003 --> 01:01:44,135
BENE. BENE.
1452
01:01:44,178 --> 01:01:47,399
DID YOU TAKE CARE
OF THAT THING FOR ME?
1453
01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:51,620
YEAH, YEAH. SURE.
UM...IT'S NEARLY DONE.
1454
01:01:51,664 --> 01:01:53,622
THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HEARD.
1455
01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:56,016
I HEARD THINGS...
1456
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:59,106
THINGS THAT DO NOT
MAKE ME HAPPY.
1457
01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:00,934
WELL, TO BE QUITE
HONEST WITH YOU, UH...
1458
01:02:00,978 --> 01:02:05,069
WE'VE BEEN HAVING SOME PROBLEMS
WITH OUR FRIENDS IN UTAH.
1459
01:02:05,112 --> 01:02:08,986
THERE'S THIS GUY FROM L.A.
THAT'S CAUSING A LOT OF TROUBLE.
1460
01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:10,552
MAYBE THIS
TROUBLEMAKER
1461
01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:12,816
SHOULD GET A VISIT
FROM ME AND THE BOYS.
1462
01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:15,079
NO, NO, NO, NO.
BELIEVE ME, I'LL HANDLE IT.
1463
01:02:15,122 --> 01:02:18,386
ME AND SHUFFLES WILL
TAKE CARE OF THE SITUATION.
1464
01:02:18,430 --> 01:02:20,606
DON'T DISAPPOINT ME,
TONY.
1465
01:02:20,649 --> 01:02:24,958
REMEMBER,
IT'S THE FAMILY.
1466
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,483
Tony, on phone:
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
1467
01:02:28,527 --> 01:02:30,703
YOU THINK I HAVE TIME
FOR THIS?
1468
01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:31,878
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM,
1469
01:02:31,922 --> 01:02:34,925
SOME KIND OF FIVE-AND-DIME
LITTLE HUSTLER?
1470
01:02:34,968 --> 01:02:37,710
I'M A BUSINESSMAN!
1471
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:40,713
AND YOU'RE
A DEAD MAN, GATES!
1472
01:02:49,635 --> 01:02:52,159
YOU GET
THE PLANE TICKETS YET?
1473
01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:53,465
YES, SIR.
1474
01:02:53,508 --> 01:02:56,207
WE LEAVE FOR SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA,
AT 6:00 TONIGHT.
1475
01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:58,078
WHEW.
1476
01:02:58,470 --> 01:03:00,515
EXCUSE ME, MR. GATES.
1477
01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:02,126
I THINK I'VE FOUND
1478
01:03:02,169 --> 01:03:03,388
ANOTHER COUNTERFEIT
HUNDRED.
1479
01:03:03,431 --> 01:03:05,433
WELL, BRING IT TO ME,
MISS JENNINGS.
1480
01:03:05,477 --> 01:03:08,175
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
1481
01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,137
THESE COUNTERFEIT
BILLS, BOY.
1482
01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:15,835
THEY'VE BEEN PASSING AROUND
THE COUNTY ALL MONTH.
1483
01:03:15,879 --> 01:03:18,403
HAVEN'T THE FEDS
CAUGHT ANYONE YET?
1484
01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:20,840
NO, BUT...
1485
01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:25,540
I KNOW WHO
I'D LIKE THEM TO CATCH.
1486
01:03:26,106 --> 01:03:28,500
THAT'S RIGHT.
5.
1487
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:32,373
OOH! I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
1488
01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:34,680
[BOTH LAUGH]
1489
01:03:37,726 --> 01:03:39,076
GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. PETERSON.
1490
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:40,555
HEY, STEWEY.
HOW ARE YA?
1491
01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:42,079
CAN I HELP YOU WITH
ANYTHING TODAY?
1492
01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:46,039
NO, I JUST CAME OVER TO CASH
A CHECK FOR $600, THAT'S ALL.
1493
01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:47,954
WELL, LET ME DO THAT.
1494
01:03:47,998 --> 01:03:49,521
WE CAN'T HAVE
OUR BEST CUSTOMER
1495
01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:51,871
WAITING
IN SUCH A LONG LINE.
1496
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:52,741
OK, SURE.
1497
01:03:52,785 --> 01:03:53,960
I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE.
1498
01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:56,267
I'LL BE WAITING
RIGHT HERE.
1499
01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:17,201
THERE YOU GO.
1500
01:04:17,244 --> 01:04:19,681
HEY, THANKS, STEWART.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
1501
01:04:19,725 --> 01:04:20,465
MY PLEASURE.
1502
01:04:20,508 --> 01:04:21,596
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
1503
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,861
HAVE A NICE DAY.
THANK YOU.
1504
01:04:31,345 --> 01:04:34,914
[BELL RINGS
AND DOOR OPENS]
1505
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:35,959
HI.
1506
01:04:36,002 --> 01:04:37,134
I'D LIKE TO BUY
EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
1507
01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:39,571
ON REDWOOD SPRINGS'
HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY
1508
01:04:39,614 --> 01:04:40,572
AND ANYTHING
YOU MAY HAVE
1509
01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:43,880
ON INDIAN TRIBES
AND RESERVATIONS.
1510
01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:45,577
OH, AND BY THE WAY, DO
YOU HAVE A BOOK CALLED
1511
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:47,971
HOW TO MAKE
YOUR WIFE SAY YES?
1512
01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:50,495
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
1513
01:04:50,538 --> 01:04:51,888
WELL, DO YOU HAVE
A BOOK CALLED
1514
01:04:51,931 --> 01:04:55,500
HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE
ELSE'S WIFE SAY YES?
1515
01:04:57,067 --> 01:05:00,200
HERE, THIS SHOULD
COVER IT, OK?
1516
01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:01,332
[BELL RINGS
AND DOOR OPENS]
1517
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:05,989
[SINGING OFF-KEY]
♪ I ONCE WAS LOST
1518
01:05:06,032 --> 01:05:09,514
♪ BUT NOW I'M FOUND
1519
01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:17,043
♪ WAS BLIND,
BUT NOW I SEE ♪
1520
01:05:19,393 --> 01:05:21,004
HERE.
1521
01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:23,180
BLESS YOU
BROTHER MONTE.
1522
01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:25,834
YEAH, NEVER MIND THAT,
JUST GET HER SOME SONGS
1523
01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:28,707
WITH NO HIGH NOTES.
1524
01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:29,926
GIRLS, I KNOW
THIS LAST MONTH,
1525
01:05:29,969 --> 01:05:31,971
THINGS HAVE DIFFERENT
BETWEEN US, YOU KNOW?
1526
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:34,974
BUT I JUST READ
DR. VAN DYKE'S BOOK,
1527
01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:36,106
AND IT HELPED ME
SEE THINGS
1528
01:05:36,149 --> 01:05:37,411
FROM A WOMAN'S
POINT OF VIEW.
1529
01:05:37,455 --> 01:05:39,065
I FOUND
MY FEMININE SIDE.
1530
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:41,067
AND THE WAY
THINGS ARE GOING,
1531
01:05:41,111 --> 01:05:41,981
I MAY USE IT.
1532
01:05:42,025 --> 01:05:42,939
THERE YOU ARE, SIR.
1533
01:05:42,982 --> 01:05:45,419
OH, HERE.
TAKE THAT, OK?
1534
01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:47,987
AND HERE, TAKE THAT
FOR YOURSELF, TOO, OK?
1535
01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:48,988
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1536
01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:51,034
THANKS, MR. PETERSON.
1537
01:05:51,730 --> 01:05:56,169
MONTE, YOU KNOW
WE ALL LOVE YOU,
1538
01:05:56,213 --> 01:05:58,432
BUT SINCE
OUR TRIP TO VEGAS,
1539
01:05:58,476 --> 01:05:59,303
WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED
1540
01:05:59,346 --> 01:06:01,870
TO A WHOLE NEW
WAY OF LIFE.
1541
01:06:01,914 --> 01:06:02,915
ALL OF OUR LIVES,
1542
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,047
WE'VE BEEN RAISED
TO THINK ONE WAY.
1543
01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:05,309
NOW WE'D JUST LIKE
1544
01:06:05,352 --> 01:06:06,919
TO HAVE THE CHANCE
TO CHOOSE.
1545
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,790
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IF THE TIME EVER COMES
1546
01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:10,879
WHEN YOU GIRLS WANNA
VENTURE OUT ON YOUR OWN,
1547
01:06:10,923 --> 01:06:12,055
I'LL UNDERSTAND.
1548
01:06:12,098 --> 01:06:14,013
I WANT WHATEVER MAKES
YOU HAPPY, YOU KNOW?
1549
01:06:14,057 --> 01:06:15,058
I MEAN, YOU GIRLS,
1550
01:06:15,101 --> 01:06:16,581
YOU ALL BROUGHT OUT
THE BEST IN ME.
1551
01:06:16,624 --> 01:06:19,018
NOT LATELY, THOUGH.
1552
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:21,499
[LAUGHTER]
1553
01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:24,502
NOW, I KNOW
YOU'RE ALL CONCERNED
1554
01:06:24,545 --> 01:06:26,330
BECAUSE SOME OF
OUR LOCAL BUSINESSES
1555
01:06:26,373 --> 01:06:28,071
HAVE BEEN
COMING INTO CONTACT
1556
01:06:28,114 --> 01:06:29,246
WITH THIS
COUNTERFEIT MONEY.
1557
01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:30,377
Crowd: YEAH!
1558
01:06:30,421 --> 01:06:32,466
AND I KNOW YOU ALL
WANT AN ANSWER.
1559
01:06:32,510 --> 01:06:35,948
WELL, THROUGH EXTENSIVE
INVESTIGATIVE WORK
1560
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:38,429
BY MYSELF AND STEWART,
1561
01:06:38,472 --> 01:06:41,301
WE HAVE NARROWED ALL
THE COUNTERFEIT MONEY
1562
01:06:41,345 --> 01:06:42,694
DOWN TO ONE SOURCE,
1563
01:06:42,737 --> 01:06:44,739
AND WE BELIEVE
THAT SOMEONE
1564
01:06:44,783 --> 01:06:46,785
IS MONTE PETERSON.
1565
01:06:46,828 --> 01:06:47,786
Crowd: NO!
1566
01:06:47,829 --> 01:06:49,614
HE WAS IN MY STORE
THE OTHER DAY.
1567
01:06:49,657 --> 01:06:50,484
MINE, TOO.
1568
01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:51,355
HE GAVE ME
A COUNTERFEIT TIP,
1569
01:06:51,398 --> 01:06:52,747
BUT THE THOUGHT
WAS THERE.
1570
01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:53,966
BROTHERS, BROTHERS, PLEASE.
1571
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,576
WE'RE ALL
CHILDREN UNDER GOD.
1572
01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:59,276
HOW CAN YOU CONDEMN
A WONDERFUL, GIVING MAN
1573
01:06:59,319 --> 01:07:01,060
LIKE BROTHER MONTE PETERSON?
1574
01:07:01,104 --> 01:07:03,715
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
HOW GENEROUS HE WAS
1575
01:07:03,758 --> 01:07:04,846
TO THE CHURCH?
1576
01:07:04,890 --> 01:07:07,414
BY THE WAY, THAT MONEY
HE DONATED TO YOU,
1577
01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:09,764
COUNTERFEIT.
1578
01:07:14,378 --> 01:07:16,945
UH, HANG THE BASTARD.
1579
01:07:16,989 --> 01:07:19,948
[CHEERING]
1580
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:25,867
IN YOUR FACE, SHERIFF.
1581
01:07:26,955 --> 01:07:28,653
HA HA HA.
1582
01:07:28,696 --> 01:07:31,612
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY LOCKED YOU UP.
1583
01:07:31,656 --> 01:07:34,398
MONTE, I HATE
SEEING YOU LIKE THIS.
1584
01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:37,357
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?
1585
01:07:37,401 --> 01:07:39,185
RAY, YOU GOTTA
GET ME OUT OF HERE.
1586
01:07:39,229 --> 01:07:40,273
I'M INNOCENT.
1587
01:07:40,317 --> 01:07:41,579
MONTE, THIS IS
A VERY SERIOUS OFFENSE.
1588
01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:43,885
THEY'RE HOLDING
A SPECIAL HEARING TOMORROW
1589
01:07:43,929 --> 01:07:45,278
TO DECIDE YOUR FATE
WITH THE CHURCH.
1590
01:07:45,322 --> 01:07:48,107
IF YOU'RE EXCOMMUNICATED,
YOU COULD LOSE EVERYTHING.
1591
01:07:48,151 --> 01:07:49,413
AND THEN THEY'RE
TALKING ABOUT
1592
01:07:49,456 --> 01:07:50,544
HANDING YOU OVER
TO THE FEDS
1593
01:07:50,588 --> 01:07:51,589
ON THOSE
COUNTERFEITING CHARGES.
1594
01:07:51,632 --> 01:07:53,721
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
I WAS SET UP.
1595
01:07:53,765 --> 01:07:55,680
I GOT THAT MONEY
FROM THE BANK.
1596
01:07:55,723 --> 01:07:57,769
GATES SAYS THE BANK
HAS NO RECORD
1597
01:07:57,812 --> 01:07:59,162
OF YOUR MAKING
A WITHDRAWAL.
1598
01:07:59,205 --> 01:08:00,293
THAT'S A LIE.
1599
01:08:00,337 --> 01:08:02,208
I BET GATES IS BEHIND
THIS WHOLE THING.
1600
01:08:02,252 --> 01:08:04,036
CALL MY LAWYER
JANET IN L.A.
1601
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,690
TELL HER
THE MESS I'M IN.
1602
01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:07,518
OH, I FORGOT
TO GIVE YOU THESE.
1603
01:08:07,561 --> 01:08:08,954
THEY'RE FROM
THE COUNTY RECORDS.
1604
01:08:08,997 --> 01:08:11,652
YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT THE HUMAN BONES.
1605
01:08:11,696 --> 01:08:12,784
WE'VE BEEN BUILDING
1606
01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:15,134
ON AN ANCIENT
INDIAN BURIAL SITE.
1607
01:08:15,178 --> 01:08:16,309
I KNEW IT.
I KNEW IT.
1608
01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:18,050
I'LL DO WHAT I CAN.
1609
01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:19,225
AND DO IT
IN A HURRY, WILL YA?
1610
01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:20,879
I DON'T WANNA
END UP IN PRISON
1611
01:08:20,922 --> 01:08:24,274
SHARING A CELL
WITH A GUY NAMED BUBBA.
1612
01:08:24,317 --> 01:08:27,059
[BOOING]
1613
01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:41,508
SORRY, WOMEN
ARE NOT ALLOWED.
1614
01:08:41,552 --> 01:08:43,162
TO BE MISTREATED.
1615
01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:44,598
GET OUT OF
THE WAY, STEWART.
1616
01:08:44,642 --> 01:08:47,123
WE WANNA
SEE OUR HUSBAND.
1617
01:08:48,950 --> 01:08:51,823
DON'T TELL THEM
I LET YOU IN!
1618
01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:53,912
WELL, RAY,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
1619
01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:55,131
LISTEN,
I JUST FOUND OUT
1620
01:08:55,174 --> 01:08:58,090
THAT THEY APPOINTED YOU
A LOCAL LAWYER.
1621
01:08:58,134 --> 01:08:59,613
HOO, I HOPE HE'S GOOD.
1622
01:08:59,657 --> 01:09:03,356
I THINK THIS IS HIM NOW.
1623
01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:08,144
THAT'S NO LAWYER.
HE'S A WAITER.
1624
01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:09,797
HE WAITED ON ME
THE OTHER NIGHT.
1625
01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:10,755
ARE YOU SURE?
1626
01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:13,801
AM I SURE? LOOK.
1627
01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:19,503
MR. PETERSON, GOOD DAY.
I'M PAUL, YOUR LAWYER.
1628
01:09:19,546 --> 01:09:21,244
HOW DO YOU DO?
1629
01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:22,680
HEY, KID, NO OFFENSE.
1630
01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:24,072
HAVE YOU EVER
REPRESENTED ANYONE
1631
01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:25,117
IN COURT BEFORE?
1632
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,250
ACTUALLY, NO.
THIS IS MY FIRST CASE.
1633
01:09:27,293 --> 01:09:30,340
BUT DON'T WORRY,
I'M FEELING LUCKY.
1634
01:09:30,383 --> 01:09:31,471
[BANGING]
1635
01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:34,039
GENTLEMEN...AND LADIES,
1636
01:09:34,082 --> 01:09:37,347
LET US PLEASE
BEGIN THE PROCEEDINGS.
1637
01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:49,402
YOU KNOW, I COULD
USE SOME WATER, TOO,
1638
01:09:49,446 --> 01:09:51,709
BUT THIS MAY NOT
BE HIS STATION.
1639
01:09:51,752 --> 01:09:52,927
IT IS THE DUTY
OF THIS COURT
1640
01:09:52,971 --> 01:09:56,366
TO DETERMINE THE FATE
OF MONTE PETERSON.
1641
01:09:56,409 --> 01:09:58,106
SHOULD A MAN
WHO HAS DECEIVED
1642
01:09:58,150 --> 01:09:59,891
THE FELLOW MEMBERS
OF HIS COMMUNITY
1643
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:03,068
BE ALLOWED TO REMAIN
A MEMBER OF OUR CHURCH?
1644
01:10:03,111 --> 01:10:06,506
OR SHOULD
HE BE EXCOMMUNICATED?
1645
01:10:06,550 --> 01:10:07,681
[GASPING]
1646
01:10:07,725 --> 01:10:10,902
DON'T JUST SIT THERE,
DO SOMETHING.
1647
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,124
AHEM.
1648
01:10:16,168 --> 01:10:18,953
GENTLEMEN...
1649
01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:23,697
MY CUSTOMER--CLIENT
MONTE PETERSON
1650
01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:27,179
IS A VERY DECENT MAN.
1651
01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:33,185
NOT ONLY IS HE
A GOOD HUSBAND,
1652
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:37,842
HE'S ALSO
A VERY GOOD TIPPER,
1653
01:10:37,885 --> 01:10:39,670
ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES
IT IS COUNTERFEIT.
1654
01:10:39,713 --> 01:10:41,193
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1655
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,587
BUT LET'S LOOK AT
THE INNER WORKINGS
1656
01:10:43,630 --> 01:10:45,197
OF MONTE PETERSON,
1657
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,025
A MAN THAT HAS
COME INTO OUR COMMUNITY
1658
01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:48,505
AND BROUGHT A BEAUTY
1659
01:10:48,548 --> 01:10:50,420
THAT WE HAVE NEVER
SEEN BEFORE.
1660
01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:54,598
A MAN WHO HAS
A HEART OF GOLD.
1661
01:10:54,641 --> 01:10:56,252
I REST MY CASE.
1662
01:10:56,295 --> 01:10:59,907
I'M SORRY, MONTE.
HE'S RIDICULOUS.
1663
01:10:59,951 --> 01:11:01,039
I KNOW,
1664
01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:03,911
HE FORGOT TO TELL HIM
THE DAILY SPECIAL.
1665
01:11:05,522 --> 01:11:08,394
MONTE PETERSON
HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY.
1666
01:11:08,438 --> 01:11:11,963
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
NO!
1667
01:11:19,449 --> 01:11:22,713
[LA DONNA E MOBILE
PLAYING OVER RADIO]
1668
01:11:27,544 --> 01:11:29,502
THIS TOWN LOOKS DEAD.
1669
01:11:29,546 --> 01:11:30,590
SMALL TOWN.
1670
01:11:30,634 --> 01:11:33,245
THE LOCAL HOOKER'S
A VIRGIN.
1671
01:11:34,159 --> 01:11:36,248
OH, LOOK AT THIS NOW.
1672
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:39,469
YOUNG FELLER, YOU CAN'T
PARK YOUR CAR HERE.
1673
01:11:39,512 --> 01:11:42,907
THE SIGN SAYS IT'S
A NO PARKING ZONE.
1674
01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:44,865
NOW, YOU'LL HAVE
TO MOVE IT.
1675
01:11:44,909 --> 01:11:47,085
OH, YOU WANT US
TO MOVE IT, HUH?
1676
01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:50,175
SHUFFLES, MOVE.
1677
01:12:04,102 --> 01:12:06,844
OH, LOOK AT THIS ONE.
BUILT FOR SPEED, EH?
1678
01:12:06,887 --> 01:12:08,193
YEAH, NOT BAD, TONY.
1679
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:11,805
EXCUSE ME, SISTER?
MR. GATES AROUND?
1680
01:12:11,849 --> 01:12:12,850
I'M SORRY, SIR.
1681
01:12:12,893 --> 01:12:15,287
MR. GATES IS NOT HERE
AT THE MOMENT.
1682
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,550
CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE?
1683
01:12:17,594 --> 01:12:19,683
I DOUBT IT. HEH HEH.
1684
01:12:19,726 --> 01:12:20,640
WHAT'S THAT, HIS LUNCH?
YES.
1685
01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:23,077
HE'S GOT
YOUR FAVORITE. CHICKEN.
1686
01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:24,209
HEY, GOOD FOR HIM.
1687
01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:25,341
NOW GOOD FOR ME
'CAUSE I'M GONNA EAT IT.
1688
01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:26,603
HEY, LOOK, MAYBE LATER
1689
01:12:26,646 --> 01:12:28,822
ME AND YOU COULD HAVE
A FEW LAUGHS, YOU KNOW?.
1690
01:12:28,866 --> 01:12:31,085
WATCH A COUPLE RERUNS
OF LITTLE HOUSE.
1691
01:12:31,129 --> 01:12:35,481
HEY, TONY, SOME BANK, EH?
TALK ABOUT A DREAM JOB.
1692
01:12:35,525 --> 01:12:38,179
MISS JENNINGS,
WHO ARE THOSE MEN?
1693
01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:39,355
I'M NOT SURE,
1694
01:12:39,398 --> 01:12:42,488
BUT I THINK THEY MIGHT
BE FROM OUT OF TOWN.
1695
01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:45,926
JUST LIKE THESE GUYS,
WITH THEIR CIGARETTES
1696
01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:48,755
AND THEIR SUNGLASSES,
ACTING SO MACHO, YOU KNOW?
1697
01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:50,017
AND JUST ONE LITTLE
BIT OF TROUBLE
1698
01:12:50,061 --> 01:12:51,976
COMES ALONG,
OH, THEY CRY.
1699
01:12:52,019 --> 01:12:54,631
THEY'VE NEVER DEALT WITH
THE LIKES OF YOU, SIR.
1700
01:12:54,674 --> 01:12:56,894
I TELL YA, I'D GIVE
2 WEEKS OF YOUR SALARY
1701
01:12:56,937 --> 01:12:58,896
JUST TO SEE
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
1702
01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:01,377
SHUFFLES,
LET ME ASK YOU.
1703
01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:03,117
ALL I EVER
SEE YOU DO IS SHUFFLE.
1704
01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:05,119
DO YOU KNOW ONE TRICK?
1705
01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:06,991
NO.
1706
01:13:07,034 --> 01:13:08,166
THEY WAY HE LOOKED WHEN--
1707
01:13:08,209 --> 01:13:10,908
MR. MORANO, MR. SHUFFLES,
WHAT A SURPRISE.
1708
01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:13,084
WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO REDWOOD SPRINGS?
1709
01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:15,173
I DON'T KNOW,
LET'S TRY MULTIPLE CHOICE.
1710
01:13:15,216 --> 01:13:18,568
ONE: WE CAME BY
FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL PICNIC,
1711
01:13:18,611 --> 01:13:20,439
OR "B", YOU GUYS
SCREWED UP,
1712
01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:22,659
AND WE'RE HERE TO TAKE CARE
OF YOUR PROBLEM.
1713
01:13:22,702 --> 01:13:24,704
THEN YOU CAME
ALL THE WAY FOR NOTHING.
1714
01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:26,924
I MEAN, I'VE ALREADY
TAKEN CARE OF IT.
1715
01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:29,970
WE FRAMED PETERSON
FOR COUNTERFEITING.
1716
01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:32,799
SHUFFLES.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
1717
01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:35,715
IT'S NOT BAD.
1718
01:13:35,759 --> 01:13:37,021
IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD
AS ONE OF OURS.
1719
01:13:37,064 --> 01:13:39,458
Gates: SO, YOU SEE,
WITH PETERSON INCARCERATED,
1720
01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:41,068
HE'S OUT OF
THE PICTURE FOR GOOD.
1721
01:13:41,112 --> 01:13:44,115
OH, YEAH? WELL,
I GOT ORDERS TO MAKE A HIT.
1722
01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:47,248
OH, PLEASE DON'T KILL US!
1723
01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:50,121
I DON'T WANNA
SLEEP WITH THE FISHES!
1724
01:13:50,164 --> 01:13:51,949
NOT YOU,
HORSEMEAT. PETERSON.
1725
01:13:51,992 --> 01:13:54,517
COME HERE. WHO LOVES
YOU MORE THAN ME, HUH?
1726
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,737
TELL ME NOW.
BE A MAN! BE A MAN!
1727
01:13:57,781 --> 01:13:59,696
IS IT NECESSARY
TO KILL HIM?
1728
01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:02,133
WELL, YOU SEE,
MY BOSS DOESN'T LIKE
1729
01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:03,221
ANY LOOSE ENDS.
1730
01:14:03,264 --> 01:14:05,484
NOW, YOU DON'T GOT
A PROBLEM WITH THAT,
1731
01:14:05,528 --> 01:14:06,572
DO YA, BOWTIE?
1732
01:14:06,616 --> 01:14:08,618
OH, NO. NO.
I JUST WONDERED.
1733
01:14:08,661 --> 01:14:10,228
I MEAN, HE'S IN PRISON
SURROUNDED BY POLICE.
1734
01:14:10,271 --> 01:14:12,143
I JUST WONDERED HOW
YOU'D DO IT, THAT'S ALL.
1735
01:14:12,186 --> 01:14:13,274
SO YOU WERE
WONDERING, HUH?
1736
01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:15,494
HE'D LIKE SOME OF
THE INTRICATE DETAILS.
1737
01:14:15,538 --> 01:14:16,582
HOW'S THIS LOOK, HUH?
1738
01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:17,975
OH, THAT'S AN OPPORTUNITY
RIGHT THERE.
1739
01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:20,717
YEAH, HUH? WHY DON'T YOU
GO PLAY WITH THE DOGS?
1740
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:24,068
GET OUT OF HERE,
BOTH OF YOUSE.
1741
01:14:24,372 --> 01:14:25,896
AND YOU, SHUFFLES.
1742
01:14:25,939 --> 01:14:26,984
WHY DON'T YOU
SHUFFLE ALONG,
1743
01:14:27,027 --> 01:14:28,681
GET ME SOME MORE
OF THAT CHICKEN?
1744
01:14:28,725 --> 01:14:31,510
LET'S MOVE.
1745
01:14:36,950 --> 01:14:41,128
THIS IS THE JAILHOUSE
WHERE THEY'RE HOLDING MONTE.
1746
01:14:41,172 --> 01:14:43,261
AT 0900 HOURS,
THE GARBAGE TRUCK
1747
01:14:43,304 --> 01:14:46,220
MAKES ITS SCHEDULED RUN
DOWN MAIN STREET.
1748
01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:48,005
WHEN THE DRIVERS
ENTER THE DINER
1749
01:14:48,048 --> 01:14:49,093
FOR THEIR MORNING COFFEE,
1750
01:14:49,136 --> 01:14:51,661
SARAH, VIRGINIA,
TAKE OUT THE TRUCK.
1751
01:14:51,704 --> 01:14:56,100
AFTER WE PICK UP MONTE,
WE RENDEZVOUS UP AT THE CABIN.
1752
01:14:56,143 --> 01:14:58,102
ANY QUESTIONS?
1753
01:14:58,145 --> 01:14:59,233
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.
1754
01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:01,540
LET'S KICK 'EM
WHERE IT HURTS.
1755
01:15:01,584 --> 01:15:03,586
YEAH!WHOO!
1756
01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:11,202
[HARMONICA BEING PLAYED]
1757
01:15:22,169 --> 01:15:24,345
WON'T TAKE LONG, MARTY.
BE A MINUTE.
1758
01:15:24,389 --> 01:15:26,522
OKAY, MR. GATES.
1759
01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:28,828
WELL, WELL, WELL,
1760
01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:31,048
WHAT A PRETTY
PICTURE THIS IS.
1761
01:15:31,091 --> 01:15:33,137
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, GATES?
1762
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:35,356
OH, I JUST THOUGHT
I'D STOP BY TO TELL YOU
1763
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,444
THAT IT'S OVER.
1764
01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:38,055
YOU BEING
A BIG CITY SLICKER,
1765
01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:39,186
THOUGHT YOU'D COME IN HERE
1766
01:15:39,230 --> 01:15:40,274
AND BEAT ME
TO THAT PROPERTY.
1767
01:15:40,318 --> 01:15:42,886
SO THAT'S WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT, HUH?
1768
01:15:42,929 --> 01:15:44,017
MY SKI LODGE.
1769
01:15:44,061 --> 01:15:45,279
YEAH, SOON AS YOU'RE
OUT OF THE PICTURE,
1770
01:15:45,323 --> 01:15:48,369
THE LAND WILL BE MINE,
AND SO WILL YOUR WIVES.
1771
01:15:48,413 --> 01:15:49,980
THAT LAND BELONGS
TO THE INDIANS.
1772
01:15:50,023 --> 01:15:52,112
WELL, I APPLAUD
YOUR KNOWLEDGE
1773
01:15:52,156 --> 01:15:53,505
OF REDWOOD SPRINGS
HISTORY,
1774
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:56,856
BUT YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW
THAT THE YELLOW SQUASH TRIBE
1775
01:15:56,900 --> 01:16:01,295
WAS WIPED OUT BY
MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER
1776
01:16:01,339 --> 01:16:02,253
MANY YEARS AGO.
1777
01:16:02,296 --> 01:16:04,821
THERE MUST
BE SOME DESCENDANTS.
1778
01:16:04,864 --> 01:16:05,778
YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN.
1779
01:16:05,822 --> 01:16:08,128
THERE'S ONE ANCESTOR
REMAINING.
1780
01:16:08,172 --> 01:16:11,523
DID YOU KNOW THAT
MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMA
1781
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,003
WAS 10% YELLOW SQUASH?
1782
01:16:13,046 --> 01:16:15,701
AUTOMATICALLY MAKING ME 2%.
1783
01:16:15,745 --> 01:16:17,790
NOW, IF I'M 2%
YELLOW SQUASH,
1784
01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:19,270
YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MAKES ME?
1785
01:16:19,313 --> 01:16:20,532
A SIDE DISH?
1786
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:23,317
NO. PART INDIAN.
1787
01:16:23,361 --> 01:16:25,102
LIVING ON RESERVATION LAND.
1788
01:16:25,145 --> 01:16:27,583
NOW THAT THE VOTE
HAS CLEARED THE PATH
1789
01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,323
FOR INDIAN
CASINO GAMBLING,
1790
01:16:29,367 --> 01:16:31,978
MY BUSINESS PARTNERS
AND I INTEND TO MAKE
1791
01:16:32,022 --> 01:16:35,634
REDWOOD SPRINGS
THE NEXT LAS VEGAS, NEVADA,
1792
01:16:35,678 --> 01:16:36,548
WHICH WILL MAKE ME
1793
01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,463
THE RICHEST MAN
IN THIS STATE.
1794
01:16:38,506 --> 01:16:40,944
YOU WON'T GET AWAY
WITH THIS, GATES.
1795
01:16:40,987 --> 01:16:42,293
OH, I THINK I WILL.
1796
01:16:42,336 --> 01:16:43,424
IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES,
1797
01:16:43,468 --> 01:16:44,948
THE SHERIFF'S GONNA BE
BRINGING YOU DOWN
1798
01:16:44,991 --> 01:16:47,646
TO THE FEDERAL AGENTS
IN SALT LAKE CITY.
1799
01:16:47,690 --> 01:16:49,866
AND THEY LOCK UP
COUNTERFEITERS
1800
01:16:49,909 --> 01:16:53,739
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
1801
01:16:53,783 --> 01:16:57,308
GATES, I WANNA SAY
JUST ONE THING TO YOU.
1802
01:16:57,351 --> 01:16:59,484
YOU CAN CANCEL
MY CHRISTMAS CLUB.
1803
01:16:59,527 --> 01:17:03,662
OUCH. MARTY,
WE'RE THROUGH IN HERE.
1804
01:17:30,907 --> 01:17:32,212
OK, I'LL DRIVE.
1805
01:17:32,256 --> 01:17:33,257
BUT, STEPHANIE,
1806
01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:34,171
YOU DON'T HAVE
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
1807
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:37,783
I'M A QUICK LEARNER.
LET'S GO.
1808
01:17:54,060 --> 01:17:55,279
Morano: WHAT'S
GOING ON DOWN THERE?
1809
01:17:55,322 --> 01:17:58,108
I THINK HE'S
GIVING ME THE SIGNAL.
1810
01:17:58,151 --> 01:17:59,196
EITHER THAT OR
HE'S HAVING
1811
01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:00,850
SOME KIND
OF SPASTIC ATTACK.
1812
01:18:00,893 --> 01:18:01,807
LET ME TELL YOU,
1813
01:18:01,851 --> 01:18:02,852
WHEN THE COPS
TAKE PETERSON OUT,
1814
01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:04,941
YOU TAKE HIM OUT,
YOU GOT THAT?
1815
01:18:04,984 --> 01:18:07,073
CONSIDER IT DONE.
1816
01:18:09,467 --> 01:18:10,294
LOOK AT THIS.
1817
01:18:10,337 --> 01:18:13,689
IT LOOKS LIKE
I'M FINISHED.
1818
01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:14,951
PSST. MONTE.
1819
01:18:14,994 --> 01:18:18,128
STAND BACK,
WE'RE BUSTING YOU OUT.
1820
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,523
[TRUCK BEEPING]
1821
01:18:25,135 --> 01:18:28,834
OH, GEEZ!
1822
01:18:40,498 --> 01:18:43,501
Stephanie: JUST GET IN!
1823
01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:47,635
IS HE IN YET?
IS HE IN?
1824
01:18:47,679 --> 01:18:49,681
HE'S IN! HE'S IN!
GO, STEPH, GO! GO!
1825
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,771
GO, STEPH! GO!
1826
01:18:56,383 --> 01:18:58,734
MONTE! MONTE!
ARE YOU OK?
1827
01:18:58,777 --> 01:19:01,911
OH, WOW.
WHAT A HOLE.
1828
01:19:01,954 --> 01:19:03,129
THAT REMINDS ME,
1829
01:19:03,173 --> 01:19:04,957
I GOTTA SEE
MY PROCTOLOGIST.
1830
01:19:05,001 --> 01:19:07,394
COME ON, STEPHANIE!
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
1831
01:19:07,917 --> 01:19:10,180
HANG ON, MONTE!
1832
01:19:19,624 --> 01:19:20,973
HOLY SHOOT!
1833
01:19:21,017 --> 01:19:21,844
THEY BROKE OUR JAIL!
1834
01:19:21,887 --> 01:19:24,368
MARTY, IT'S A JAILBREAK!
1835
01:19:24,411 --> 01:19:25,935
THEY BROKE OUR JAIL.
1836
01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:27,501
COME ON!
1837
01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:30,330
WELL, IT'S ABOUT
TIME YOU GOT HERE.
1838
01:19:30,374 --> 01:19:31,636
DID THEY KILL HIM YET?
1839
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:35,858
NO, BUT ANY MINUTE NOW,
IT'S GONNA BE ALL OVER.
1840
01:19:35,901 --> 01:19:37,033
MARTY, HEAD UP
MAIN STREET!
1841
01:19:37,076 --> 01:19:40,384
SET UP A ROADBLOCK
UP BY THE BRIDGE!
1842
01:19:40,427 --> 01:19:41,907
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1843
01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:43,387
PETERSON ESCAPED!
1844
01:19:43,430 --> 01:19:45,476
HE BROKE OUR JAIL!
1845
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:59,055
[POLICE SIRENS BLARING]
1846
01:20:06,018 --> 01:20:08,412
WELL, SOMETHING
MUST BE WRONG, RIGHT?
1847
01:20:08,455 --> 01:20:10,501
"SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG."
1848
01:20:10,544 --> 01:20:11,371
AND PEOPLE WONDER
1849
01:20:11,415 --> 01:20:12,503
WHY YOU DIDN'T
GO TO HARVARD.
1850
01:20:12,546 --> 01:20:14,766
OF COURSE
SOMETHING'S WRONG! COME ON.
1851
01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:16,768
HEY, GIRLS, SLOW DOWN!
1852
01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:19,640
I DON'T WANNA BE
IDENTIFIED BY MY TEETH!
1853
01:20:19,684 --> 01:20:21,425
STEPHANIE, YOU'VE
GOTTA DOWNSHIFT.
1854
01:20:21,468 --> 01:20:22,513
I KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.
1855
01:20:22,556 --> 01:20:25,385
WE GOTTA TURN LEFT
ON ELM STREET.
1856
01:20:28,388 --> 01:20:31,261
I FEEL LIKE WHITE TRASH.
1857
01:20:31,914 --> 01:20:32,871
THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND US.
1858
01:20:32,915 --> 01:20:35,439
MARTY! MARTY!
CAN YOU SEE 'EM?
1859
01:20:35,482 --> 01:20:38,877
YES! I THINK
THEY'RE TURNING LEFT.
1860
01:20:42,011 --> 01:20:43,099
WHOA, WHAT A RIDE!
1861
01:20:43,142 --> 01:20:45,710
I SHOULD'VE GONE
IN A FERRIS WHEEL.
1862
01:20:45,753 --> 01:20:47,886
THEY'RE GOING BY
YOUR HOUSE!
1863
01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:49,975
OK, I GOT 'EM.
1864
01:20:53,196 --> 01:20:54,371
GO FASTER, STEPHANIE!
1865
01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:56,199
I'M GOING
AS FAST AS I CAN!
1866
01:20:56,242 --> 01:21:00,159
ALL RIGHT, PETERSON!
THIS IS THE POLICE!
1867
01:21:00,203 --> 01:21:02,031
PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!
1868
01:21:02,074 --> 01:21:04,250
IF WE GET CAUGHT,
WE'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL.
1869
01:21:04,294 --> 01:21:05,556
DON'T SAY THAT!
DON'T SAY THAT!
1870
01:21:05,599 --> 01:21:07,732
WE'RE NOT GOING TO JAIL.
1871
01:21:07,775 --> 01:21:11,954
THAT'S FOR THE PARKING
TICKET YOU GAVE ME!
1872
01:21:11,997 --> 01:21:16,306
THIS IS FOR WHEN YOU
PICKED ME UP FOR JAYWALKING.
1873
01:21:19,962 --> 01:21:23,182
THIS IS FOR WHEN YOU FRISKED
ME AND COPPED A FEEL!
1874
01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:30,711
I'LL GO THROUGH BARNES'
FIELD, CUT 'EM OFF!
1875
01:21:31,712 --> 01:21:32,800
HERE HE COMES.
1876
01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:34,977
MEGAN, EMILY,
ARE YOU IN POSITION? OVER.
1877
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:37,370
HERE HE COMES.
ROGER THAT.
1878
01:21:40,330 --> 01:21:43,246
HOLY SILICONE VALLEY.
1879
01:21:45,161 --> 01:21:47,076
[SCREAMING]
1880
01:22:04,310 --> 01:22:06,051
HEY, GOOD WORK, GIRLS.
1881
01:22:06,095 --> 01:22:06,965
YES!
1882
01:22:07,009 --> 01:22:09,272
NICE BOOBY TRAP.
1883
01:22:11,056 --> 01:22:13,406
YOU BROKE MY CAR!
1884
01:22:13,450 --> 01:22:14,930
[SIREN]
1885
01:22:14,973 --> 01:22:15,887
STEP ON IT!
1886
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:18,150
I'M STEPPING ON IT,
LAME-BRAIN.
1887
01:22:19,499 --> 01:22:20,936
ALL RIGHT,
PETERSON.
1888
01:22:20,979 --> 01:22:22,589
I'M GONNA SHOOT!
1889
01:22:22,633 --> 01:22:24,809
HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW
REDWOOD SPRINGS
1890
01:22:24,852 --> 01:22:27,159
HAD CHINESE FOOD.
1891
01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:31,120
HERE'S SOME
MOO GOO GAI PAN.
1892
01:22:32,121 --> 01:22:34,906
YEAH, NO MSG.
1893
01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:37,953
NO MSG!
1894
01:22:45,134 --> 01:22:48,180
OH, NOT THE OLD
BANANA THING.
1895
01:22:48,224 --> 01:22:49,355
[LAUGHS]
1896
01:22:49,399 --> 01:22:51,053
AAH!
1897
01:23:00,018 --> 01:23:01,063
[WOMEN CHEERING]
1898
01:23:01,106 --> 01:23:04,631
WOW, YOU CAN'T
BEAT THE OLDIES.
1899
01:23:05,589 --> 01:23:09,549
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
HEAD FOR THE HILLS.
1900
01:23:11,595 --> 01:23:13,336
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
THE GUY WOULD ESCAPE?
1901
01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:15,077
HE'S GONNA
KILL US FOR SURE.
1902
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,382
OH, I JUST KNOW IT.
1903
01:23:16,426 --> 01:23:18,210
LEGITIMATE
BUSINESSMAN.
1904
01:23:18,254 --> 01:23:20,821
MR. MORANO, WE HAVE
A SLIGHT PROBLEM.
1905
01:23:20,865 --> 01:23:22,867
Morano:
YOU SCREWED UP, GATES.
1906
01:23:22,910 --> 01:23:24,042
YOU LET HIM
GET AWAY.
1907
01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:27,263
NOW, YOU FIND HIM
AND YOU FIND HIM QUICK,
1908
01:23:27,306 --> 01:23:30,527
OR I'LL KILL BOTH
OF YOU 2 PERSONALLY.
1909
01:23:34,835 --> 01:23:36,968
[OWL HOOTING]
1910
01:23:42,104 --> 01:23:43,192
WELL, GIRLS,
1911
01:23:43,235 --> 01:23:44,976
I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR BREAKING ME OUT,
1912
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,934
BUT WE CAN'T
STAY HERE FOREVER.
1913
01:23:46,978 --> 01:23:48,066
TOMORROW I WANT YOU ALL
1914
01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:49,981
TO GO BACK INTO TOWN
AND FIND RAY.
1915
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,374
TELL HIM TO GET
THE SHERIFF
1916
01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:54,029
AND HAVE 'EM BOTH MEET ME
AT THE CONSTRUCTION SITE.
1917
01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:55,900
WHY THE CONSTRUCTION SITE?
1918
01:23:55,943 --> 01:23:57,293
I THINK MAYBE
I HAVE A WAY
1919
01:23:57,336 --> 01:23:58,990
THAT I CAN CLEAR MYSELF OF
THIS WHOLE MESS, YOU KNOW?
1920
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,513
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE GONNA BE OK
1921
01:24:00,557 --> 01:24:01,558
UP HERE BY YOURSELF?
1922
01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:02,733
I'LL BE FINE.
1923
01:24:02,776 --> 01:24:05,040
LISTEN, AS LONG AS
WE'RE ALL UP HERE ALONE
1924
01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:07,172
IN THIS COZY
LITTLE CABIN,
1925
01:24:07,216 --> 01:24:10,567
MAYBE YOU GIRLS MIGHT
BE IN THE MOOD FOR...
1926
01:24:10,610 --> 01:24:13,004
WELL, YOU KNOW, AFTER ALL,
WE AREMARRIED.
1927
01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:14,527
AND YOU'RE LOOKING
AT A GUY
1928
01:24:14,571 --> 01:24:15,833
WHO JUST GOT OUT
OF PRISON.
1929
01:24:15,876 --> 01:24:18,140
SO, GIRLS, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE?
1930
01:24:18,183 --> 01:24:22,013
COME ON, WHO WANTS
TO BE FIRST, HUH?
1931
01:24:26,235 --> 01:24:28,933
[SNORING]
1932
01:24:32,806 --> 01:24:33,720
LOOK AT THIS.
1933
01:24:33,764 --> 01:24:35,331
MY SEX LIFE
IS ON HOLD,
1934
01:24:35,374 --> 01:24:38,116
AND I GOT NO ONE
TO HOLD IT.
1935
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:44,557
[CHATTERING]
1936
01:24:48,779 --> 01:24:50,302
LET'S GO.
1937
01:24:53,610 --> 01:24:55,133
[ENGINE STARTS]
1938
01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:04,055
I KNOW THAT LITTLE TROLL
PETERSON'S IN THERE,
1939
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,926
'CAUSE ALL THE CHICKS
ARE LEAVING.
1940
01:25:05,970 --> 01:25:06,840
GIVE ME THE RIFLE.
1941
01:25:06,884 --> 01:25:08,146
COME ON,
GIVE ME THE RIFLE.
1942
01:25:08,190 --> 01:25:09,713
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1943
01:25:09,756 --> 01:25:10,627
WE'RE UP HERE.
1944
01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:12,324
I THOUGHT I'D
MAKE A SNOWMAN.
1945
01:25:12,368 --> 01:25:13,630
GET OVER HERE!
1946
01:25:13,673 --> 01:25:16,154
GET OVER HERE!
1947
01:25:16,198 --> 01:25:18,635
JUST GIVE ME THE RIFLE.
1948
01:25:18,678 --> 01:25:19,897
HEY, JUST TALKING,
1949
01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:21,072
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER,
PILLSBURY OR SARA LEE?
1950
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:24,119
WELL, I MEAN, NOBODY
DOESN'T LIKE SARA LEE.
1951
01:25:24,162 --> 01:25:27,078
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
GIVE ME THIS.
1952
01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:28,079
GIVE ME THIS.
1953
01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:29,863
LET HIM JUST SHOW
HIS LITTLE HEAD
1954
01:25:29,907 --> 01:25:33,215
SO I CAN JUST
BLOW IT OFF.
1955
01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:42,572
WHERE IS HE ALREADY?
1956
01:25:42,615 --> 01:25:44,139
EXCUSE ME, BUT...
1957
01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:46,445
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF PEPPERIDGE FARM?
1958
01:25:46,489 --> 01:25:48,665
PEPPERIDGE FARM KNOWS.
1959
01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:50,928
PEPPERIDGE FARM
REMEMBERS.
1960
01:25:50,971 --> 01:25:54,366
NA-NA. NA-NA,
I'M OVER HERE NOW.
1961
01:25:54,410 --> 01:25:56,325
PEPPERIDGE FARM
KNOWS.
1962
01:25:56,368 --> 01:25:58,457
NA-NA, I'M OVER HERENOW.
1963
01:25:58,501 --> 01:26:00,067
PEPPERIDGE FARM
REMEMBERS.
1964
01:26:00,111 --> 01:26:00,981
OH, WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
1965
01:26:01,025 --> 01:26:02,069
YOU'RE EVERYBODY.
I'M NOBODY.
1966
01:26:02,113 --> 01:26:03,201
YOU'RE THE BIG SHOT NOW.
1967
01:26:03,245 --> 01:26:05,116
EXCUSE ME. WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER.
1968
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,510
RIGHT NOW I GOT
TO KILL SOMEBODY.
1969
01:26:07,553 --> 01:26:09,425
THERE HE IS.
1970
01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:14,995
OH, NO!
1971
01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:16,083
MISSED HIM!
TAKE THIS.
1972
01:26:16,127 --> 01:26:18,608
LET'S GET HIM.
COME ON.
1973
01:26:19,391 --> 01:26:20,262
COME ON!
1974
01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:22,089
STEWART, MAYBE
WE'LL GET LUCKY
1975
01:26:22,133 --> 01:26:25,658
AND AN AVALANCHE
WILL BURY ALL OF 'EM.
1976
01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:29,575
THAT'S RIGHT, RAY.
1977
01:26:29,619 --> 01:26:31,577
GET THE SHERIFF AND MEET US
AT THE CONSTRUCTION SITE.
1978
01:26:31,621 --> 01:26:32,883
MEGAN, GIVE ME
THE PHONE.
1979
01:26:32,926 --> 01:26:34,145
I THINK I KNOW
SOMEONE
1980
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:35,494
WHO CAN HELP US.
1981
01:26:35,538 --> 01:26:37,888
GWEN, IT'S STEPHANIE.
1982
01:26:37,931 --> 01:26:39,977
I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU KICK YOUR HUSBAND
1983
01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:42,109
WHERE IT HURTS.
1984
01:26:42,806 --> 01:26:45,983
IT'S ALL SLUSH.
SLUSHY.
1985
01:26:46,026 --> 01:26:47,637
I'M RUINING
MY BEST SHOES.
1986
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:48,551
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
1987
01:26:48,594 --> 01:26:51,075
BUGSY SIEGEL
OWNED THESE SHOES.
1988
01:26:51,118 --> 01:26:52,119
HOW DO YOU KNOW, NOW?
1989
01:26:52,163 --> 01:26:53,686
MY FRIEND TOLD ME.
THAT'S HOW I KNOW.
1990
01:26:53,730 --> 01:26:55,993
DON'T WORRY
HOW I KNOW.
1991
01:26:56,036 --> 01:26:57,473
PETERSON!
1992
01:26:57,516 --> 01:26:58,822
YEAH, COME ON OUT.
1993
01:26:58,865 --> 01:27:00,519
WE'RE GONNA
NEGOTIATE.
1994
01:27:00,563 --> 01:27:01,999
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT NOTHING, HUH?
1995
01:27:02,042 --> 01:27:03,566
MAYBE WE HAVE SOME
HOT CHOCOLATE
1996
01:27:03,609 --> 01:27:05,916
WITH SOME MARSHMALLOWS
OR SOMETHING
1997
01:27:05,959 --> 01:27:07,787
AND TALK THIS
WHOLE THING OUT.
1998
01:27:07,831 --> 01:27:08,658
BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT
1999
01:27:08,701 --> 01:27:09,833
WHEN HE WALKS
OUT THAT DOOR.
2000
01:27:09,876 --> 01:27:12,662
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
YOU BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT.
2001
01:27:12,705 --> 01:27:14,968
CAN I USE
YOUR BATHROOM, MAYBE?
2002
01:27:15,012 --> 01:27:18,842
OH, I REALLY GOT TO USE
THE BATHROOM REALLY BAD.
2003
01:27:18,885 --> 01:27:19,973
PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME--
2004
01:27:20,017 --> 01:27:23,281
DON'T MAKE ME
PEE ON YOUR CAR!
2005
01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:30,984
Morano:
PETERSON, GET OUT HERE!
2006
01:27:31,028 --> 01:27:34,466
WHOA, HEADS UP, BOYS.
2007
01:27:36,512 --> 01:27:38,253
SHOOT HIM.
2008
01:27:41,908 --> 01:27:43,301
WHOA!
2009
01:27:43,345 --> 01:27:45,477
HE'S GETTING AWAY.
2010
01:27:45,521 --> 01:27:46,957
TAKE THIS
JET SKI THING.
2011
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:47,914
IT'S A TOBOGGAN.
2012
01:27:47,958 --> 01:27:49,960
TOBOGGANS DON'T
HAVE NO ENGINES.
2013
01:27:50,003 --> 01:27:51,178
HELP ME UP.
2014
01:27:51,222 --> 01:27:52,397
I'M DRIVING.
2015
01:27:52,441 --> 01:27:53,746
WHAT KIND OF
HELMET YOU LIKE?
2016
01:27:53,790 --> 01:27:54,747
WHICH--WHITE OR--?
2017
01:27:54,791 --> 01:27:56,314
I LOOK GOOD
IN BLACK.
2018
01:27:56,358 --> 01:27:58,011
ALL RIGHT.
2019
01:27:58,055 --> 01:27:59,056
COME ON.
2020
01:27:59,099 --> 01:28:01,101
DON'T GET TOO CLOSE.
2021
01:28:03,713 --> 01:28:07,456
COME ON. WE'LL CUT 'EM
OFF AT THE BOTTOM.
2022
01:28:10,241 --> 01:28:11,764
AH, LOOK AT HIM
GO EVERYWHERE.
2023
01:28:11,808 --> 01:28:13,070
HE'S ALL OVER
THE PLACE.
2024
01:28:13,113 --> 01:28:15,115
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
2025
01:28:17,074 --> 01:28:19,076
OOH-WHEE. WOW.
2026
01:28:19,119 --> 01:28:21,034
I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.
2027
01:28:21,078 --> 01:28:22,993
WHOA-OH-OH!
2028
01:28:23,036 --> 01:28:26,301
OH, MAN,
LOOK AT THIS GUY GO.
2029
01:28:37,137 --> 01:28:37,834
HOLD STILL.
2030
01:28:37,877 --> 01:28:39,966
I CAN'T HOLD STILL.
2031
01:28:42,012 --> 01:28:43,361
OK, YOU GUYS
WANT A FIGHT?
2032
01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:46,146
I'LL GIVE YOU A FIGHT.
2033
01:28:57,419 --> 01:29:01,248
ARE YOU READY?
HERE'S MY SCREWBALL.
2034
01:29:05,731 --> 01:29:08,908
OH, YOU'RE OUT.
TAKE A SHOWER.
2035
01:29:10,910 --> 01:29:12,477
SHUFFLES!
2036
01:29:18,135 --> 01:29:20,093
Monte:
HEY, NO TAILGATING.
2037
01:29:20,137 --> 01:29:23,053
I'LL GET MY HANDS
ON YOU, PETERSON.
2038
01:29:23,096 --> 01:29:24,576
NOBODY HITS
SHUFFLES.
2039
01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:27,753
NOBODY HIT SHUFFLES
BUT ME.
2040
01:29:34,194 --> 01:29:36,066
WHOA!
2041
01:29:39,504 --> 01:29:41,288
WHOA!
2042
01:29:42,551 --> 01:29:44,509
OH!
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
2043
01:29:44,553 --> 01:29:45,641
HEY, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?
2044
01:29:45,684 --> 01:29:48,078
I'M JUST HAPPY
YOU'RE NOT BEHIND ME.
2045
01:29:48,121 --> 01:29:49,862
BY THE WAY,
BEFORE I KILL YOU,
2046
01:29:49,906 --> 01:29:51,429
I NEVER GOT TO
INTRODUCE MYSELF.
2047
01:29:51,473 --> 01:29:53,083
TONY.OH, YEAH? MONTE.
2048
01:29:53,126 --> 01:29:54,345
YEAH, HOW YOU
DOING THERE?
2049
01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:57,914
HEY, LET ME OFF HERE.
THIS IS MY STOP, OK?
2050
01:29:57,957 --> 01:30:00,003
OH!
2051
01:30:05,225 --> 01:30:09,055
WHOA-OH-OH-OH!
2052
01:30:09,099 --> 01:30:10,796
WHOA!
2053
01:30:12,972 --> 01:30:16,236
YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
PETERSON.
2054
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:18,151
ALMOST HOME.
2055
01:30:20,284 --> 01:30:23,156
HEY, WHERE'D
THE SNOW GO?
2056
01:30:24,157 --> 01:30:26,072
AAH! OH!
2057
01:30:26,116 --> 01:30:28,988
OH! OW! OOH!
2058
01:30:29,032 --> 01:30:30,860
OOH! HOLY COW! OW!
2059
01:30:30,903 --> 01:30:33,036
[MORANO SCREAMING]
2060
01:30:41,871 --> 01:30:43,394
WHOA!
2061
01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:44,482
OOH!
2062
01:30:44,526 --> 01:30:45,527
HOLY JEEZ.
2063
01:30:45,570 --> 01:30:47,572
WHOA.
2064
01:30:47,616 --> 01:30:48,791
OH!
2065
01:30:48,834 --> 01:30:50,793
WHOA!
2066
01:30:50,836 --> 01:30:53,535
[MEN CLAMORING]
2067
01:30:53,578 --> 01:30:54,710
[GROANING]
2068
01:30:54,753 --> 01:30:57,669
SOMEBODY GET ME
OUT OF HERE!
2069
01:30:57,713 --> 01:30:58,670
HEY!
2070
01:30:58,714 --> 01:31:01,499
ANYBODY TAKES
A PICTURE OF THIS...
2071
01:31:01,543 --> 01:31:02,935
[GROANS]
2072
01:31:02,979 --> 01:31:05,416
[SIREN BLARING]
2073
01:31:10,421 --> 01:31:12,118
WOW.
2074
01:31:12,162 --> 01:31:13,685
I WAS DREAMING,
YOU KNOW?
2075
01:31:13,729 --> 01:31:16,558
ALL RIGHT, MONTE,
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
2076
01:31:16,601 --> 01:31:17,907
YOU BROKE OUR JAIL.
2077
01:31:17,950 --> 01:31:18,821
WELL, ARREST HIM, SHERIFF.
2078
01:31:18,864 --> 01:31:19,952
HE'S A FUGITIVE
FROM THE LAW.
2079
01:31:19,996 --> 01:31:22,215
YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE.
HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
2080
01:31:22,259 --> 01:31:24,870
SHERIFF, MONTE
PETERSON'S INNOCENT.
2081
01:31:24,914 --> 01:31:25,697
WE GOT PROOF.
2082
01:31:25,741 --> 01:31:28,004
PROO--PROOF?
THAT'S ABSURD.
2083
01:31:28,047 --> 01:31:30,136
YOU'RE THE PROOF,
PRESTON.
2084
01:31:30,180 --> 01:31:31,921
MY HUSBAND IS TO BLAME
FOR THIS WHOLE THING,
2085
01:31:31,964 --> 01:31:33,226
AND I'M NOT GONNA
STAND BY
2086
01:31:33,270 --> 01:31:34,489
AND WATCH YOU HURT THESE
INNOCENT PEOPLE ANYMORE.
2087
01:31:34,532 --> 01:31:37,143
GWEN, STOP. YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
2088
01:31:37,187 --> 01:31:40,146
OH, YES, SHE DOES.
WE BOTH DO.
2089
01:31:40,190 --> 01:31:41,321
YOU GO, GIRL!
2090
01:31:41,365 --> 01:31:42,845
SHERIFF,
MONTE PETERSON'S
2091
01:31:42,888 --> 01:31:44,107
NOT A COUNTERFEITER.
2092
01:31:44,150 --> 01:31:45,891
THAT MONEY WAS
PLANTED ON HIM
2093
01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:47,414
BY MR. GATES
AND STEWART.
2094
01:31:47,458 --> 01:31:49,068
THEY'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET RID OF HIM
2095
01:31:49,112 --> 01:31:52,289
EVER SINCE HE CAME
TO REDWOOD SPRINGS.
2096
01:31:52,332 --> 01:31:54,117
THAT'S A MIGHTY
SERIOUS ACCUSATION.
2097
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:56,511
YOU GOT ANYTHING
TO BACK THAT UP?
2098
01:31:56,554 --> 01:31:57,555
YEAH.
YES.
2099
01:31:57,599 --> 01:31:59,557
HOW 'BOUT THIS?
2100
01:31:59,601 --> 01:32:00,863
Gwen: MY HUSBAND
WAS SO GREEDY,
2101
01:32:00,906 --> 01:32:02,778
HE WANTED TO BUY UP
ALL OF THE LAND FOR HIMSELF.
2102
01:32:02,821 --> 01:32:05,084
THAT'S WHY HE WOULDN'T
APPROVE ANY OF THE LOANS.
2103
01:32:05,128 --> 01:32:07,957
Monte: YEAH, TURNS OUT HE'S
PART YELLOW SQUASH INDIAN.
2104
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:11,569
THAT GIVES HIM THE RIGHT
TO OPEN UP CASINOS.
2105
01:32:12,048 --> 01:32:14,964
WELL, I WAS GONNA
TELL EVERYBODY
2106
01:32:15,007 --> 01:32:16,226
AT THE RIGHT TIME.
2107
01:32:16,269 --> 01:32:17,967
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
STEWART?
2108
01:32:18,010 --> 01:32:18,968
HE MADE ME DO IT.
2109
01:32:19,011 --> 01:32:20,970
I DIDN'T WANT TO
LIE TO ALL OF YOU,
2110
01:32:21,013 --> 01:32:24,060
BUT HE THREATENED
MY JOB.
2111
01:32:24,582 --> 01:32:27,846
Sheriff:
MARTY, TAKE 'EM AWAY.
2112
01:32:27,890 --> 01:32:30,893
YEAH! QUICK,
QUICK, QUICK!
2113
01:32:30,936 --> 01:32:33,591
MONTE, YOU'RE
FREE TO GO.
2114
01:32:33,635 --> 01:32:35,941
COME ON. COME ON.
2115
01:32:35,985 --> 01:32:39,597
[APPLAUSE]
2116
01:32:39,641 --> 01:32:40,598
HOLY MACKEREL,
2117
01:32:40,642 --> 01:32:41,947
WHAT I BEEN THROUGH
ALREADY TODAY.
2118
01:32:41,991 --> 01:32:43,079
HOW DO I LOOK, HUH?
2119
01:32:43,122 --> 01:32:44,515
HANDSOME.
VERY HANDSOME.
2120
01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:46,865
YEAH? COME ON.
COME ON.
2121
01:32:47,431 --> 01:32:48,432
HEY, BOSS.
2122
01:32:48,475 --> 01:32:49,651
WHEN YOU HAD YOUR HEAD
STUCK IN HERE,
2123
01:32:49,694 --> 01:32:51,609
KINDA LOOKED LIKE
YOU WERE GIVING HIM A BLOW--
2124
01:32:51,653 --> 01:32:53,219
WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY?
2125
01:32:53,263 --> 01:32:55,091
OH, YOU'RE TELLING
A LITTLE JOKE, RIGHT?
2126
01:32:55,134 --> 01:32:56,179
A LITTLE JOKE?
COME HERE.
2127
01:32:56,222 --> 01:32:58,007
HOW'D YOU LIKE ME TO
SMACK YOUR HEAD IN
2128
01:32:58,050 --> 01:32:59,269
WITH AN OLD FIRE
HYDRANT, HUH?
2129
01:32:59,312 --> 01:33:01,314
YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
2130
01:33:03,926 --> 01:33:04,840
NEVER TALK TO--
2131
01:33:04,883 --> 01:33:07,190
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
IT'S THE BOSS.
2132
01:33:07,233 --> 01:33:10,802
STRAIGHTEN UP.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
2133
01:33:14,110 --> 01:33:16,329
DON GIOVANNI.
2134
01:33:17,287 --> 01:33:18,201
WHAT A SURPRISE.
2135
01:33:18,244 --> 01:33:20,943
WHERE'S THE
TROUBLEMAKER?
2136
01:33:20,986 --> 01:33:23,075
LOOK, HE'S OVER THERE
RIGHT NOW,
2137
01:33:23,119 --> 01:33:25,251
BUT YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO OVER THERE.
2138
01:33:25,295 --> 01:33:26,905
THERE'S TOO MUCH
HEAT AROUND.
2139
01:33:26,949 --> 01:33:29,038
YOU UNDERSTAND.
2140
01:33:29,081 --> 01:33:31,910
YOU WANT TO TAKE CARE
OF SOMETHING...
2141
01:33:31,954 --> 01:33:34,913
YOU HAVE TO DO IT
YOURSELF.
2142
01:33:34,957 --> 01:33:36,828
OK, EMILY, RIGHT.
2143
01:33:36,872 --> 01:33:39,483
[WOMEN CHUCKLING]
2144
01:33:47,143 --> 01:33:48,361
MONTE?
2145
01:33:48,405 --> 01:33:49,667
VINNY!
2146
01:33:49,711 --> 01:33:51,277
HEY!
HEY!
2147
01:33:51,321 --> 01:33:53,497
Both: BOOM-DIDA-BOOM-DIDA-
BOOM-DIDA-BOOM.
2148
01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:56,892
BOOM-DIDA-BOOM-DIDA-
BOOM-DIDA-BOOM. AY!
2149
01:33:56,935 --> 01:33:58,937
HA-HEY, VINNY!
2150
01:33:58,981 --> 01:34:00,678
HEY!
2151
01:34:00,722 --> 01:34:01,940
WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
2152
01:34:01,984 --> 01:34:02,898
YOU--YOU KNOW HIM?
2153
01:34:02,941 --> 01:34:04,856
SURE.
HE'S MONTE PETERSON.
2154
01:34:04,900 --> 01:34:07,337
HE BUILT MY HOUSE
IN L.A. YEARS AGO.
2155
01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:09,034
HEY, HOW'S YOUR
SISTER MARIE?
2156
01:34:09,078 --> 01:34:10,688
I USED TO LIKE HER,
YOU KNOW?
2157
01:34:10,732 --> 01:34:11,863
YOU LIKED
ALL MY SISTERS.
2158
01:34:11,907 --> 01:34:15,127
I THINK YOU HAD YOUR EYE
ON MY BROTHER TOO.
2159
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:18,087
HEY, YOUR FATHER,
HE'S ALL RIGHT?
2160
01:34:18,130 --> 01:34:20,959
NEXT BIRTHDAY,
HE'S GONNA BE 96.
2161
01:34:21,003 --> 01:34:23,092
HEY, YOUR FATHER
WAS SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?
2162
01:34:23,135 --> 01:34:24,310
WHY, IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
2163
01:34:24,354 --> 01:34:26,530
HE WAS THE FIRST ONE
TO START ACUPUNCTURE...
2164
01:34:26,573 --> 01:34:28,140
WITH AN ICEPICK.
2165
01:34:30,926 --> 01:34:33,058
HEY, I THINK
YOU AND ME
2166
01:34:33,102 --> 01:34:36,366
ARE FINALLY GONNA DO
SOME BUSINESS TOGETHER.
2167
01:34:36,409 --> 01:34:38,107
YOU.
2168
01:34:38,150 --> 01:34:40,326
YOU I WANT TO TALK TO!
2169
01:34:40,370 --> 01:34:43,068
MONTE AND I ARE FRIENDS
FOR 50 YEARS.
2170
01:34:43,112 --> 01:34:44,287
WE WERE KIDS TOGETHER.
2171
01:34:44,330 --> 01:34:45,897
WE WERE BROUGHT UP
IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD,
2172
01:34:45,941 --> 01:34:48,334
AND HE'S THE ONE
YOU WANT TO WHACK?
2173
01:34:48,378 --> 01:34:51,511
PLEASE, DON GIOVANNI,
FORGIVE ME.
2174
01:34:51,555 --> 01:34:52,904
I DIDN'T KNOW.
2175
01:34:52,948 --> 01:34:55,254
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW!
2176
01:34:55,298 --> 01:34:57,474
STUPIDO!
2177
01:34:57,517 --> 01:35:01,130
OH, MY SISTER
HAD TO HAVE A SON.
2178
01:35:01,783 --> 01:35:03,610
GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
2179
01:35:03,654 --> 01:35:04,394
GET OUT OF HERE.
2180
01:35:04,437 --> 01:35:07,353
GET THE CAR.
GET THE CAR!
2181
01:35:08,224 --> 01:35:10,095
HEY...
2182
01:35:10,139 --> 01:35:11,270
ALL RIGHT.
2183
01:35:11,314 --> 01:35:15,840
HEY, I'LL CALL YA.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON, HUH?
2184
01:35:15,884 --> 01:35:16,972
SOON. SOONER.
2185
01:35:17,015 --> 01:35:18,756
BOY, OH, BOY.
2186
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:20,366
[WOMEN CHUCKLING]
2187
01:35:20,410 --> 01:35:22,064
HEY.
2188
01:35:22,107 --> 01:35:23,239
WELL, GIRLS,
2189
01:35:23,282 --> 01:35:24,980
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
WHAT WE SPOKE ABOUT?
2190
01:35:25,023 --> 01:35:26,198
ABOUT STAYING TOGETHER?
2191
01:35:26,242 --> 01:35:27,809
BEFORE YOU GIVE ME
YOUR ANSWER,
2192
01:35:27,852 --> 01:35:30,072
WHATEVER YOUR
DECISION IS,
2193
01:35:30,115 --> 01:35:30,986
I CAN TAKE IT.
2194
01:35:31,029 --> 01:35:32,030
I'M A BIG BOY.
2195
01:35:32,074 --> 01:35:33,989
WELL, YOU KNOW HOW
I FEEL ABOUT YOU,
2196
01:35:34,032 --> 01:35:39,037
AND I'M SURE I KNOW HOW
YOU ALL FEEL ABOUT ME.
2197
01:35:45,217 --> 01:35:48,786
RAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY KICKED ME OUT, YOU KNOW?
2198
01:35:48,830 --> 01:35:49,918
DON'T WORRY, MONTE.
2199
01:35:49,961 --> 01:35:51,093
I THINK IT ALL TURNED
OUT FOR THE BEST.
2200
01:35:51,136 --> 01:35:52,877
I MEAN, LOOK,
THEY'RE LIBERATED
2201
01:35:52,921 --> 01:35:55,097
AND ABLE TO MAKE
THEIR OWN DECISIONS.
2202
01:35:55,140 --> 01:35:56,054
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
2203
01:35:56,098 --> 01:35:57,708
IT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED.
2204
01:35:57,752 --> 01:35:58,753
BUT I'LL TELL YOU,
2205
01:35:58,796 --> 01:36:00,058
I'M GONNA MISS ALL
OF THEM, YOU KNOW?
2206
01:36:00,102 --> 01:36:02,626
I REALLY GOT USED
TO A 5-ON-1 RELATIONSHIP,
2207
01:36:02,669 --> 01:36:04,671
AND AFTER 5 GREAT
WIVES LIKE THAT,
2208
01:36:04,715 --> 01:36:06,238
WHERE AM I EVER
GONNA MEET ONE WOMAN
2209
01:36:06,282 --> 01:36:08,893
WHO'S GONNA
MAKE ME HAPPY, YOU KNOW?
2210
01:36:11,243 --> 01:36:13,332
Man: CONGRATULATIONS,
MR. PETERSON.
2211
01:36:13,376 --> 01:36:15,030
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL
WEDDING.
2212
01:36:15,073 --> 01:36:16,335
OH, THANKS.
2213
01:36:16,379 --> 01:36:18,033
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS WANTED
TO GET MARRIED AT SEA.
2214
01:36:18,076 --> 01:36:20,252
ALL RIGHT, HAWAII
HERE WE COME, HUH?
2215
01:36:20,296 --> 01:36:23,473
LET'S SHOVE OFF,
AND KEEP IT AT 10 KNOTS.
2216
01:36:23,516 --> 01:36:24,909
AND IF THE RIDE
GETS BUMPY,
2217
01:36:24,953 --> 01:36:28,783
YOU'LL KNOW IT'S
NOT FROM THE WATER.
2218
01:36:30,045 --> 01:36:32,221
OH, MRS. PETERSON,
2219
01:36:32,264 --> 01:36:34,919
THE CHAMPAGNE AND ME
ARE WAITING FOR YOU.
2220
01:36:34,963 --> 01:36:38,357
OOH! HERE I AM,
DARLING.
2221
01:36:38,401 --> 01:36:41,360
ARE YOU READY
FOR A WOMAN LIKE ME?
2222
01:36:41,404 --> 01:36:42,709
OH, ARE YOU KIDDING?
2223
01:36:42,753 --> 01:36:45,016
I WANT YOU TO
SHOW ME A FEW THINGS
2224
01:36:45,060 --> 01:36:46,017
THAT ARE NOT IN THE BOOK.
2225
01:36:46,061 --> 01:36:47,845
OH, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D MEET A MAN
2226
01:36:47,889 --> 01:36:49,325
WHO COULD FULLY
UNDERSTAND
2227
01:36:49,368 --> 01:36:51,240
THE COMPLEX NATURE
OF A WOMAN.
2228
01:36:51,283 --> 01:36:52,632
OH, MONTE.
2229
01:36:52,676 --> 01:36:54,547
TONIGHT'S OUR NIGHT.
2230
01:36:54,591 --> 01:36:56,898
LET'S GO FOR
THE WHOLE 9 YARDS.
2231
01:36:56,941 --> 01:36:59,248
OOH. HEY, LET'S
BE ACCURATE.
2232
01:36:59,291 --> 01:37:02,904
WE'LL GO FOR THE WHOLE
INCH AND A HALF.
2233
01:37:03,948 --> 01:37:06,081
[CAMERA SHUTTER]
2234
01:37:07,125 --> 01:37:09,475
♪ WHY DID GOD
MAKE BOOGIE WOOGIE? ♪
2235
01:37:09,519 --> 01:37:12,174
♪ TO GET YOU CRAZY PEOPLE
OUT OF YOUR SEATS ♪
2236
01:37:12,217 --> 01:37:14,480
♪ SOON YOU WILL
BEGIN TO DANCE ♪
2237
01:37:14,524 --> 01:37:16,874
♪ WHEN YOU HEAR
THAT BOOGIE BEAT ♪
2238
01:37:16,918 --> 01:37:18,963
♪ WHY DID GOD
MAKE BOOGIE WOOGIE? ♪
2239
01:37:19,007 --> 01:37:21,661
♪ SO I CAN DO
THE VERY THING I DO ♪
2240
01:37:21,705 --> 01:37:23,881
♪ BOOGIE KEEPS ME
IN MY FASHION ♪
2241
01:37:23,925 --> 01:37:26,014
♪ PICKS ME UP
WHEN I FEEL BLUE ♪
2242
01:37:26,057 --> 01:37:28,886
♪ HERE'S THE SCOOP,
GET IN THE LOOP ♪
2243
01:37:28,930 --> 01:37:30,714
♪ BLOW YOUR WORRIES AWAY
2244
01:37:30,757 --> 01:37:33,108
♪ GET REAL LOOSE
AND DON'T REFUSE ♪
2245
01:37:33,151 --> 01:37:36,067
♪ BOOGIE IN THE WOOGIE
TO MAKE YOUR DAY ♪
2246
01:37:36,111 --> 01:37:38,026
♪ WHY DID GOD
MAKE BOOGIE WOOGIE? ♪
2247
01:37:38,069 --> 01:37:40,332
♪ STICK AROUND
AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHY ♪
2248
01:37:40,376 --> 01:37:42,813
♪ GUARANTEE
YOUR SATISFACTION ♪
2249
01:37:42,857 --> 01:37:45,337
♪ WHEN YOU SEE
MY FINGERS FLY ♪
2250
01:37:45,381 --> 01:37:47,862
♪ TELL ME, MAN,
TELL ME, MAN ♪
2251
01:37:47,905 --> 01:37:51,866
♪ WHAT YOU GOT
IN YOUR LEFT HAND ♪
2252
01:38:04,530 --> 01:38:06,881
♪ TELL ME, MAN,
TELL ME, MAN ♪
2253
01:38:06,924 --> 01:38:10,885
♪ WHAT YOU GOT
IN YOUR RIGHT HAND ♪
2254
01:39:32,357 --> 01:39:35,012
♪ OH, HERE'S THE SCOOP,
GET IN THE LOOP ♪
2255
01:39:35,056 --> 01:39:37,797
♪ BLOW YOUR WORRIES AWAY
2256
01:39:37,841 --> 01:39:39,756
♪ GET REAL LOOSE
AND DON'T REFUSE ♪
2257
01:39:39,799 --> 01:39:42,585
♪ BOOGIE IN THE WOOGIE
TO MAKE YOUR DAY ♪
2258
01:39:42,628 --> 01:39:44,413
♪ WHY DID GOD
MAKE BOOGIE WOOGIE? ♪
2259
01:39:44,456 --> 01:39:46,937
♪ STICK AROUND
AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHY ♪
2260
01:39:46,981 --> 01:39:48,983
♪ GUARANTEE
YOUR SATISFACTION ♪
2261
01:39:49,026 --> 01:39:51,942
♪ WHEN YOU SEE
MY FINGERS FLY ♪
2262
01:39:51,986 --> 01:39:54,031
♪ TELL ME, MAN,
TELL ME, MAN ♪
2263
01:39:54,075 --> 01:39:57,034
♪ WHAT YOU GOT
IN BOTH YOUR HANDS ♪
2264
01:39:57,078 --> 01:39:59,950
[RHYTHMIC CLAPPING]
2265
01:40:06,174 --> 01:40:10,221
♪ WHY DID GOD
MAKE BOOGIE WOOGIE? ♪
2266
01:40:10,917 --> 01:40:13,920
♪ WHY DID GOD
MAKE BOOGIE WOOGIE? ♪
2267
01:40:13,964 --> 01:40:16,575
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01:40:16,619 --> 01:40:20,971
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