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[piano playing]
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[Paul playing "The Christmas Blues"]
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[Bill] That's funny.
That's appropriate, isn't it?
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How does that go? Let's see...
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♪ The jingle bells are jingling ♪
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♪ The streets are white with snow ♪
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♪ The happy crowds are mingling ♪
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♪ But there's no one that I know ♪
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♪ I'm sure that you'll forgive me ♪
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♪ If I don't enthuse ♪
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♪ I've come down ♪
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♪ With those Christmas blues ♪
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♪ I've done my window shopping
There's not a store that I missed ♪
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♪ But what's the use of stopping?
When there's no one on your list ♪
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♪ You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪
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♪ When you love and you lose ♪
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♪ Then you'll have the Christmas blues ♪
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♪ When somebody wants you ♪
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♪ Somebody needs you ♪
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♪ Christmas is a joy of joys ♪
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♪ But friends, when you're lonely ♪
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♪ You'll find that it's only a thing ♪
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♪ For little girls and little boys ♪
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♪ May all your days be merry ♪
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♪ Your season full of cheer ♪
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♪ But 'til it's January ♪
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♪ I'm going to go disappear ♪
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♪ Yeah, Santa may have brought you
Stars for your shoes ♪
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♪ All Saint Nick brought me
Was the Christmas blues ♪
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♪ Those brightly-packaged
Tinsel-covered ♪
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♪ Christmas... ♪
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♪ Blues ♪
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[telephone ringing]
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-Merry Christmas.
-[Bill] I'm not here.
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-Mr. Murray's suite.
-I'm already dead.
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-[Dimitri] Yes, of course.
-The answer's no.
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[knocking]
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-Who is it?
-Your producers, Mr. Murray.
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They're outside.
They've heard your beautiful voice, sir.
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-[Bill shouts] God hates me.
-[Dimitri] Forgive me, Mr. Murray.
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But God is your biggest fan.
Number one fan.
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Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray.
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-You really think so?
-Number one, sir. Number one.
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-[Liz] Hey!
-[Bev] Hey!
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Murray Christmas!
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-Get it?
-Yeah...
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-Wow, you look festive.
-I would lose those antlers.
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Has anyone shown up for this thing?
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-We're here.
-Yeah, so that's one friend.
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-Paul's here.
-[Bev] Yeah, Paul's here.
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I wouldn't miss this nutty gig
for the world.
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[Bev] What are you worried about?
Come on. Let's do the show.
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-Chop, chop.
-There's no one moving in the whole city.
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The airports are closed.
The trains are closed.
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The buses and bridges and tunnels
are not working.
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A couple of saloons have closed.
The entire city of New York is shut down.
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And you're expecting me to go downstairs
and do a show?
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-Anything that's fun is always hard.
-That's right.
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Oh, it's a miracle.
You two are going to shut up for a second.
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[telephone ringing]
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-Please be George.
-[Bev] Please be George.
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-Hey.
-[Liz] Is it George Clooney?
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-Is it Clooney?
-Is it Clooney?
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-Is he on the phone?
-Please, God, let it be Clooney.
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[Bill] How did you get this number?
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Now, you'd better tell me because
I'm going to find out. I am working.
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Don't ever do this again.
Ever. You got it?
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[Bill sighs]
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-My sister.
-Family is important.
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I need you to produce!
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-[Liz] Okay.
-Okay.
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-How do we cancel this?
-Okay. I understand why you're frustrated.
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I would be frustrated, too.
Maybe we shouldn't do it.
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-Bev, should we cancel it?
-Okay. You two, grow up.
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The satellite is bought and paid for
and non-refundable.
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-So we can't cancel.
-You've got to try to cancel.
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-We placed all the ads, man.
-Which is so exciting!
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-The network has been pro-mo'ing this.
-They are very jazzed about it.
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And I don't want to tell you how
personally on the hook you are for this.
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You do not want to get sued, Bill.
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You don't want to be personally
on the hook. That is scary.
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So we've got some weather issues.
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Hold on, Bev.
Bill might have a right. Maybe--
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Bill has a contractual right to do the
best fucking Christmas show that he can.
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Let me guess. You're the bad cop.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
That was a little over the top.
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Hey.
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-Think of the troops.
-Yeah.
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Right? And the kids in hospitals.
And pets outside.
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I need my antlers!
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You always forget them.
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-Jackpot! Here we go.
-Thanks, Paul. Come on.
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Here we go. Here we go.
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No, no, no, no. No elevator.
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The little guys in uniforms who run
these things couldn't make it in today.
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Yeah, we're walking. A little exercise
is not going to kill you.
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-Come on.
-Goodness me. Dimitri, hold onto these.
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♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪
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[Liz and Bill]
♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪
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♪ And since we've no place to go ♪
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♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
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♪ Let it snow-- ♪
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[Jackie] This is your idea of a Christmas
special? This is a national disgrace.
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Alright, stand down, Double D.
He's just a Hollywood sleaze bag.
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I don't even know how to express
my shame in this moment.
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The Murricane
skulking down the back stairs
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like some 25-dollar-an-hour
Twin Cities hooker.
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Go away. I told you.
I don't want a manager, especially you.
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Maybe not. But you definitely need one.
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Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for
a Christmas special-- No harm intended...
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Oh, none taken.
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Seems more like a Christ-mess,
as in, what a mess!
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We have George Clooney.
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I rest my case.
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You saw Monuments Men?
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-I was in it.
-Number what? Seven on the call sheet?
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-You were so good in that.
-You were great.
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You were very good.
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What I'm saying
is we all love George, right?
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He and I are close.
He's a citizen of the world.
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But we need size. We need edge.
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If security had come in today,
I would be calling them right now.
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Look, just sign with me today, okay?
I know you're a big fish.
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But you're not going to snap my line,
okay? I'm hanging on tight.
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Here's our Murricane special.
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Blimp shot down
into Dallas Cowboys Stadium--
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-Done it.
-Retractable roof opens.
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-80,000 screaming fans.
-Yeah.
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What? You do it in post.
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Camera zooms in.
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We see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy
red mini skirt, sitting on a white sleigh.
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-You run in--
-Miley's in Tahoe.
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I know Miley.
And that may or may not be true.
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Okay, you just have to go away. I'm sorry.
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Please just go as far away
as your company will send you.
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Miss, could you check him, please?
Thank you.
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I've heard that one.
You better check yourself, Bill.
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You better run like a thief
from this car wreck.
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Total disaster.
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Total disaster.
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Are you an actress?
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[bells ringing]
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[announcer] Tonight, Christmas Eve, from
the legendary Hotel Carlyle in New York,
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Bill Murray
and his celebrity friends gather--
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See, Bill? Easy peasy.
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We cut from you here live on stage,
to your guests' pre-taped reaction shots.
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No one knows you aren't
in the same room together. Boom, done.
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-A Christmas miracle.
-You've got to be kidding.
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This is from last year's Golden Globes.
That's not going to match.
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Yeah, match it...
What does it have to match?
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It's all just fantasy, right?
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I mean, we're the weavers of dreams.
We're the makers of merry.
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-This is all just an illusion.
-Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill.
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That's Brad Pitt and Angelina.
They're in Africa.
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And it's daytime in Africa.
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They're not in New York at Bemelmans.
They're in Africa.
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Those are huts.
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[shouts] Who sees a hut?
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Come on. Bill, calm down and trust us.
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Were you nominated for an Emmy
for producing the SAG awards?
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-No.
-[Bev] Neither were we.
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So get up there and do the show.
We go live in 90 seconds.
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Bill, I think it's a blessing
that these people didn't show up.
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Because now it's your time, you know.
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The universe gives us many gifts.
It's whether or not we receive them.
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-That's right. Receive the gift.
-This job is always surprising me.
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-I'm so alone.
-Okay, Bill...
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-You know--
-We're with you...
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You know, you and I...
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we're not in the same business.
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Okay, there he goes. He's going.
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Bill, I don't want to pressure you,
but one minute until air.
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Five cameras. I like our chances
of someone getting it right.
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60 seconds! He's going up.
Let's get ready. Are you ready, Paul?
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-[Paul] Ready!
-Alright.
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-[Bill] What are we doing?
-[Bev] Let's jingle those bells, buddy.
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[Ivan] We're going live
in five seconds, everyone.
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Is there a microphone
or do we imagine that, too?
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-[shouts] Use your stage voice.
-[Bev] Yeah.
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You're on stage.
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[Bev] There we go. Look.
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-We've got one sound guy.
-[Ivan] Swing the camera. The other way.
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[Bill sobs]
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You people are disgusting.
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-You're looking great up there.
-Crushing it.
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[Ivan over microphone]
We're going live on air. Stand by.
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Everyone set? We're live on TV in...
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eight, seven, six, five, four, three...
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Make it great. Two... Go, Bill!
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[Paul playing "Jingle Bells"]
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♪ Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh ♪
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♪ Over fields we go
Laughing all the way ♪
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[Paul] ♪ Ha, ha, ha! ♪
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[Bill stutters]
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This is a nightmare.
I can't do this. I'm sorry, Ivan.
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-I can't do this.
-[Ivan] Cut the tape!
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I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing.
I want to weep, okay?
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[Ivan] Go to commercial.
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I am weeping. I am weeping.
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I've never wept on a stage.
This is a first.
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I just can't do this. I'm sorry.
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We've got to... I don't know.
Show an old football game or something.
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I just can't do this.
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[Bill pants] Total disaster.
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I've got to run. I've got to hide.
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[shrieks] Oh, it's freezing out there.
Oh, God...
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[whimpers] Oh, it's cold!
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[pants]
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I should have quit right then and there.
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I should have stopped
right then and there.
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[moans] I'd give anything for a guest.
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Any kind of medium, half-talented fool.
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[Chris Rock] Whoa! Wait a minute.
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-Bill Murray!
-Chris Rock!
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Chris! Chris!
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Bill, what are you doing here
in the biggest blizzard in the world, man?
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-Don't leave. Don't leave.
-I'm not--
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Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay.
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Go around. You can't go that way.
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-Counter-clockwise. Counter-clockwise.
-Counter-clockwise!
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The other way.
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-Counter-clockwise. You are such a pro!
-[Chris] It's a pleasure.
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Counter-clockwise. Chris!
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[Bill laughs]
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What's up, man?
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How did you get uptown?
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-Subway.
-They shut down the subway.
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They are. They are.
I had to walk on the rails, man.
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-Sit down with me, buddy.
-I'm sitting down, man.
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What's going on?
What's all this stuff?
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Well, I'm supposed to be doing
a live TV show.
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-Okay.
-Live Christmas special.
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-Are you in it?
-It just started.
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-I'm the only one.
-Oh, man.
235
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:05,744
You're doing a live special in the middle
of the biggest blizzard of the year.
236
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,288
That is so you, Bill. That is so you.
237
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,914
-But now you're here.
-Yeah.
238
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,832
-And it's us.
-No!
239
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,585
-Yeah!
-No!
240
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:17,756
-Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a--
-I don't sing, Bill.
241
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,258
-You sing. You're a rapper.
-I don't rap.
242
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,302
Do you know me?
243
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,637
Some...
244
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,598
You can do it, Chris.
You've got to help me.
245
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,933
You can be the guy that saved Christmas.
246
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,144
I don't want to--
I can save your Christmas.
247
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,314
But what about mine? I've got
to get out of here. I've got stuff to do.
248
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,982
I've got to get home and build stuff.
249
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,192
I've got to build
a Malibu Barbie Beach House.
250
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,654
-You can't leave. You're trapped here.
-Bill.
251
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,280
-No way you get out of here.
-Bill.
252
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,450
Now, look. All you've got to do
is come in, sing a couple of songs.
253
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,703
Dance a little bit, you know.
We'll put you in some cool clothes.
254
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:53,166
And I swear on my life I will get you
on the first snowmobile in the morning.
255
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,917
Bill, I barely know you, okay?
256
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,711
-I just met you--
-This is our chance!
257
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,172
-Where's your boys?
-Let's hang! We've got to hang!
258
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:04,051
Where's George Clooney?
Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys!
259
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,345
Why am I here?
260
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,515
Maybe you should postpone this.
Do it a little later.
261
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,308
Is there any way?
262
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,601
No.
263
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,851
I've got to go, Bill.
264
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:18,399
There is no fucking way
I am doing a live television special.
265
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,693
No way.
266
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,361
I think I'm hearing you.
267
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,155
Look who's here, everybody!
268
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,367
[Paul playing "Do You Hear What I Hear?"]
269
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:35,709
♪ Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪
270
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:41,964
-♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
-♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
271
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,719
♪ Way up in the sky, little lamb ♪
272
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:51,932
-♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
-♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
273
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:56,688
♪ A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪
274
00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:01,317
♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪
275
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:06,823
♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪
276
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:13,246
♪ Said the little lamb
To the shepherd boy ♪
277
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,289
♪ Shepherd boy ♪
278
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:20,044
-♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪
-♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪
279
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,673
♪ Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy ♪
280
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,341
♪ Shepherd boy ♪
281
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:30,137
-♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪
-♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪
282
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:34,934
♪ A song, a song, high above the trees ♪
283
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:39,230
♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
284
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:45,278
♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
285
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:54,245
♪ Said the shepherd boy
To the mighty king ♪
286
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,038
♪ Mighty king ♪
287
00:15:56,122 --> 00:16:01,127
-♪ Do you know what I know? ♪
-♪ Do you know what I know? ♪
288
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,547
♪ In your palace warm, mighty king ♪
289
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,048
♪ Mighty king ♪
290
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:10,970
-♪ Do you know what I know? ♪
-♪ Do you know what I know? ♪
291
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:16,142
♪ A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪
292
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:20,814
♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪
293
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:26,193
♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪
294
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,029
Together.
295
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:34,744
♪ Said the king to the people everywhere ♪
296
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:39,833
♪ Listen to what I say
Listen to what I say ♪
297
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:44,879
-♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere! ♪
-♪ Everywhere! ♪
298
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:50,050
♪ Listen to what I say
Listen to what I say-- ♪
299
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,594
[Paul] Hold it. Wait a second.
300
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,679
[door shutting]
301
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,305
[Bill] Is that us?
302
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,307
-Chris?
-[Ivan] Who cut the power?
303
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,434
-[Paul] Are we still...
-[Ivan] Go to tape.
304
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,519
[Bill] Chris?
305
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:03,063
♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
306
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,231
[Bill groans]
307
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,025
Chris?
308
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,194
Rocky?
309
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,737
Don't try to step off of this.
310
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,699
Where's Chris?
311
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,702
He's gone. And so are we.
312
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,121
Oh, my God.
It's out on the entire Eastern seaboard.
313
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,041
Pack it up, kids. We're out of here.
314
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:25,461
Amazing. This is good news. Force majeure.
315
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,339
Your contract was voided.
You know what this means?
316
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,967
You're off the hook.
Insurance will cover all of this.
317
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,053
Yeah. It's been a living hell.
318
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,471
See you on the next one, Bill.
319
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,348
[Bev whoops]
320
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,058
[Bill] Not if there's a God above.
321
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,648
Well, thank you--
322
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,695
Thank you, everyone.
Have a merry Christmas.
323
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:52,864
Okay.
324
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,701
[wind blowing]
325
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,122
-Bill.
-Paul.
326
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,124
-Yeah?
-Where are we going?
327
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,503
-You haven't quit drinking yet, have you?
-Should I?
328
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,381
Good man.
329
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,808
[Bill sighs heavily]
330
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,519
Chris and I sounded pretty good there
for a minute or two.
331
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,813
I was moved.
332
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,067
Well, I thought it was beautiful.
333
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,276
Ah, thank you.
334
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:34,072
The heat's off in here, fellas.
This will help keep you warm.
335
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:39,994
Well, you, or this, is the nicest thing
that's happened to me all day. To you...
336
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,249
It's Christmas Eve.
It's my favorite night of the year.
337
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:50,379
The power is out.
The storm is raging outside.
338
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,465
We're in here all cozy.
339
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,717
For now.
340
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,594
For now.
341
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:01,891
Have another sip. Warm up, hon.
'Cause, baby, it's cold outside.
342
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,727
Can't you stick around?
343
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,355
♪ I really can't stay ♪
344
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,191
♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪
345
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,861
♪ I've got to go away ♪
346
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,405
I'm not kidding. It's really cold out.
347
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:22,954
♪ This evening has been so very nice ♪
348
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:27,416
♪ Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪
349
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,252
♪ My mother will start to worry ♪
350
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,672
[Bill] Your hands are like ice.
Let me do this to you.
351
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,591
♪ And father will be pacing the floor ♪
352
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,677
♪ Listen to that fireplace roar ♪
353
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,888
♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪
354
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,141
♪ You're too darn pretty to worry ♪
355
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:46,060
♪ Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪
356
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,312
Okay, you flip the records while I pour.
357
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,606
♪ The neighbors might think... ♪
358
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,109
Baby, it's really bad out there.
359
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,653
♪ Ooh, what's in this drink? ♪
360
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,698
You couldn't get a cab
if your life depended on it.
361
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,659
♪ I wish I knew how ♪
362
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,537
♪ To break this spell ♪
363
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,957
This is so corny, but your eyes
look like starlight right now.
364
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,460
♪ I ought to say no, no, no, sir ♪
365
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,463
♪ I'm going to move in much closer ♪
366
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,299
♪ At least I'm going to say that I tried ♪
367
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,218
Duly noted, you have tried.
368
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,095
♪ I really can't stay ♪
369
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,389
Oh, baby, don't hold out on me, please.
370
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:29,187
♪ Ah, but it's cold outside ♪
371
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,356
Here, look at these hands of yours.
This is ridiculous.
372
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,900
Here, put them right under here.
373
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,694
This is the second warmest spot
on the human body.
374
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,154
This is an old native trick.
375
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,615
This can keep your fingers from freezing,
turning black and falling off.
376
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,118
I'd hate it if you could never
wear gloves again.
377
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,579
I don't think I could forgive myself.
378
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,165
Here. Where's... Give me the other one.
379
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,544
♪ There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪
380
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,963
♪ Think of my life-long sorrow ♪
381
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,799
♪ At least there will be plenty implied ♪
382
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,801
You get pneumonia and die,
it'd be my fault.
383
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,303
♪ I really can't stay ♪
384
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,556
You've just got to trust me on this.
385
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:09,268
♪ Ah, but it's cold ♪
386
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:14,356
♪ Outside ♪
387
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,652
[chuckles softly]
388
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:23,490
Wow. You are so wasted
on the hospitality industry.
389
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,535
[shouting]
390
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,205
Oh, the chefs! I've got to go.
391
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,250
-Oh, let me help. Paul, watch the piano.
-Alright.
392
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,254
The refrigerators are down.
393
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,839
The chefs are freaking out.
394
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,676
Hey, are you guys okay?
395
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,679
She's dying.
396
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,598
[waitress] You mean she's melting.
397
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,059
I mean dying.
398
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,103
[in French] It's a catastrophe!
399
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,479
It's a disaster!
400
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,066
It's not a disaster, it's a celebration!
401
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,319
[in English] Tonight will go down
as the greatest night
402
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,405
in the history of the Carlyle Hotel.
403
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,492
Your beautiful food will not die.
404
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,161
It will live forever.
405
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,204
[shouts]
Because we will consume all of it!
406
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,582
Now, quickly, form a human chain.
407
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,335
Pass all the food. Up to the bar.
408
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,756
All women, grab lobsters and vegetables.
409
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,676
Men, any meat that's hanging.
410
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,219
Someone get ice cream.
411
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:42,069
You look like you'd like to have
your photograph taken with me.
412
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,737
What?
413
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:47,116
I notice that seems to really
cheer people up a lot when they do that.
414
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,826
They get big smiles.
415
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,578
I don't think that's really
going to do the trick right now.
416
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:56,042
I saw a cake.
It looked a lot like a wedding cake.
417
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,543
A lot...
418
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:58,794
Is that yours?
419
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,339
It was supposed to be.
420
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,465
But now... no wedding.
421
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:08,762
Because none of our family or friends
or guests could make it in.
422
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,723
So it's ruined.
423
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,893
Well, you're preaching to the choir.
424
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,270
We had to cancel everything.
425
00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:20,983
Our dream Bahamas honeymoon, everything.
426
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:26,697
And then we're trapped in here,
so sad and angry
427
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,241
and things just have gotten...
428
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,201
[sighs]
429
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:34,663
Elliot, my fiancé, and I
just started fighting.
430
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,665
Yeah, I bet.
431
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:41,712
So Elliot caused the blizzard.
That bastard.
432
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,632
He ruined my TV special. Where is he?
433
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,968
I think he's in the bar.
434
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,845
Well, he's a little smart.
435
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,138
Want to come in?
436
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,515
They're giving away lobster.
437
00:23:55,601 --> 00:24:00,064
You know, I have a theory
about getting married.
438
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:04,651
And when I fall in love,
I have vowed to practice it.
439
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,820
Would you like to hear it?
440
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,447
Not really.
441
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,951
-Cool...
-Thanks.
442
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:15,371
Alright, well,
if you get hungry or thirsty...
443
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,297
Oh, this is an improvement.
This is much better.
444
00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,382
Much, much better.
445
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,801
Something is missing, though.
446
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:32,930
We've got food. We've got booze.
We've got attractive people.
447
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,976
-We need music. Christmas music.
-Oh, music.
448
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:39,061
We need someone to sing a Christmas carol.
449
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:42,106
We need a volunteer and
that person is going to be you, Dimitri.
450
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,150
Come on, you Macedonian madman.
451
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,819
No, Mr. Murray, please.
No, no, no. I can't.
452
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,737
You've got to dig deep in your history.
453
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,116
You've got to go deep, to your childhood,
your infancy, if necessary,
454
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,909
and just bring us a Christmas carol.
455
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,744
A one, two...
456
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:59,665
♪ On the first day of Christmas my-- ♪
457
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,127
You're not a singer. And we don't
have time to find out if you're a dancer.
458
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,879
Let's try this fellow.
Scooter, give us something.
459
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,505
I know you know something. Come on.
460
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:11,177
[singing "O Tannenbaum" in German]
461
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:21,479
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
462
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:25,399
You guys...
are both not working out right.
463
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:28,819
Come on, my little brandy angel.
You've got... Look at you.
464
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,570
I can... Something...
465
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:35,368
♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen ♪
466
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:40,164
♪ When the snow lay round about
Cool and crisp and even ♪
467
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:42,291
I could watch you sing that
all night long.
468
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,960
But no one knows the second verse,
am I right? No one?
469
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,004
-You're done with it, right?
-[Paul] Yeah.
470
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,131
Sorry. Okay...
471
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,884
I'm going to you guys.
You're going to be my Hail Mary.
472
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:55,471
How about you fellas play something
that nobody knows.
473
00:25:58,682 --> 00:25:59,850
A pleasure. Key of "D"?
474
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,810
[Paul] Sure, yes.
475
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,896
[Paul playing the piano]
476
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:13,364
♪ When you find for some sad reason ♪
477
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:18,369
♪ You're alone this Christmas season ♪
478
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:22,039
♪ And the joys of home grow dimmer ♪
479
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:25,667
♪ Just like a memory's distant glimmer ♪
480
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,211
[Bill] Mr. Sandman, I need help.
481
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:30,381
♪ When your love and you are parted ♪
482
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:35,635
Can you get in here? Just hit it.
Just you. Just... Just... Do it.
483
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,889
♪ It's sad, I say, when you're away ♪
484
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:39,973
You're a natural.
485
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:43,060
♪ From love on Christmas Day ♪
486
00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:47,273
♪ Why the sadness? ♪
487
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:48,774
♪ You got to move on ♪
488
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,360
♪ When there should be gladness ♪
489
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:52,819
♪ Keep moving on ♪
490
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:57,699
♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪
491
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,205
♪ Time is mending ♪
492
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:04,790
♪ You've got to move on ♪
493
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,418
♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪
494
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,462
♪ Keep moving on ♪
495
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:14,341
♪ Know in your heart
It soon will be gone ♪
496
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:23,850
♪ Whether cruising the lonely highway ♪
497
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:28,147
♪ Or jetting miles high
Through some skyway ♪
498
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,858
♪ When you've reached your destination ♪
499
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:36,238
♪ Awaiting baggage from the station ♪
500
00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:40,200
♪ When you see some happy greeters ♪
501
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:44,871
♪ It can make your bitter sweeter ♪
502
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:48,875
♪ But still for real, it's sad to feel ♪
503
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:52,254
♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪
504
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:56,133
♪ Why the sadness? ♪
505
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,510
♪ You got to move on ♪
506
00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,304
♪ When there should be gladness ♪
507
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:01,679
♪ Keep moving on ♪
508
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:07,060
♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪
509
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:12,024
♪ Time is mending ♪
510
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,942
♪ You've got to move on ♪
511
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,153
♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪
512
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,113
♪ Keep moving on ♪
513
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:23,285
♪ Know in your heart
It soon will be gone ♪
514
00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:43,889
[laughter and applause]
515
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,226
And you guys can cook, too.
Wow, you're going to be a real catch.
516
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,228
[sighs]
517
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:53,940
You're Elliot.
518
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:57,403
-How'd you know that?
-I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present.
519
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:58,696
I'm here to warn you.
520
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,780
Sorry, sir,
but I'm not in the mood.
521
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:01,907
For love.
522
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:07,705
The question is, are you in the mood
for a lifetime of regret and loneliness?
523
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,081
Please go away.
524
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:13,043
I can't. I'm a ghost. I've got to keep
haunting and haunting and haunting.
525
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,294
[sighs]
526
00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:16,547
There's a lovely girl
in the lobby, crying.
527
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,674
And not over her dead wedding cake.
528
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,800
-See you in a minute.
-Wait--
529
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:25,764
Peaches, love's got an up button
and a down button
530
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,058
and you decide which one to push.
531
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,184
What?
532
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,936
You ever try a "soiled kimono"?
533
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,730
-No. I--
-Just drink it.
534
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,734
That's it. There you go.
535
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:38,527
And listen.
536
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,991
[Paul playing "Christmas
(Baby Please Come Home)" on piano]
537
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,118
Hey, Paul.
538
00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,423
♪ Christmas ♪
539
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:02,301
♪ The snow's coming down ♪
540
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,552
♪ Christmas ♪
541
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:06,221
♪ I'm watching it fall ♪
542
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,473
♪ Christmas ♪
543
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:10,142
♪ Lots of people around ♪
544
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,393
♪ Christmas ♪
545
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,521
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
546
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:15,773
♪ Christmas ♪
547
00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:18,150
♪ The church bells in town ♪
548
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:19,359
♪ Christmas ♪
549
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,154
♪ Are ringing in song ♪
550
00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:23,447
♪ Christmas ♪
551
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,991
♪ What a happy sound ♪
552
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,117
♪ Christmas ♪
553
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:30,621
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
554
00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:34,792
♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
555
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:38,587
♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
556
00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:42,090
♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
557
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:45,844
♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
558
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,429
♪ Christmas ♪
559
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,973
♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪
560
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:51,099
♪ Christmas ♪
561
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:53,852
♪ I'm watching them shine ♪
562
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,395
♪ Christmas ♪
563
00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:57,897
♪ You should be here with me ♪
564
00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,441
♪ Christmas ♪
565
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:02,194
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
566
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:06,657
♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
567
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:10,452
♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
568
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:14,373
♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
569
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:18,168
♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
570
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:19,545
♪ Christmas ♪
571
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:22,047
♪ If there was a way ♪
572
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:23,340
♪ Christmas ♪
573
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:26,009
♪ I'd hold back these tears ♪
574
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:27,427
♪ Christmas ♪
575
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:30,138
♪ But it's Christmas Day ♪
576
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,056
♪ Please ♪
577
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,349
♪ Please ♪
578
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,308
♪ Please ♪
579
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:34,267
♪ Please ♪
580
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:38,605
♪ Please, please, please, please ♪
581
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:43,443
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
582
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:46,488
♪ Oh ♪
583
00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:50,409
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
584
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:54,830
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
585
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:59,251
♪ Oh ♪
586
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:03,797
♪ Whoo ♪
587
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:07,092
♪ Oh ♪
588
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:10,637
♪ Please come home ♪
589
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:13,014
♪ Baby, please come ♪
590
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:16,894
♪ Hey ♪
591
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:22,315
♪ Oh ♪
592
00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:26,194
♪ Hey ♪
593
00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,740
[Paul] Yeah!
594
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,700
[crowd whooping and applauding]
595
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,711
Does anyone want a piece of cake?
596
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,715
I think she means you.
597
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,692
Okay, now tell me your theory of love.
598
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,154
Well, it's really more of a philosophy.
599
00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,072
Whatever.
600
00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:17,120
Try to remember the specific moment...
601
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:24,544
the exact second when you knew
that you were really in love.
602
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:28,632
Not a time or a date or a trip.
603
00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:35,096
But the instant that you knew for sure
604
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,473
you were in love.
605
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,312
And then what?
606
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:44,898
And then sing about it.
607
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:46,692
[young bride] To you?
608
00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:48,944
To each other.
609
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,032
But I'll probably listen.
610
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:59,287
[Paul playing "I Saw the Light" on piano]
611
00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:05,002
♪ It was late last night ♪
612
00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:09,548
♪ I was feeling something wasn't right ♪
613
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:14,302
♪ There was not another soul in sight ♪
614
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:18,348
♪ Only you, only you ♪
615
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:23,020
♪ So I walked along ♪
616
00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:27,315
♪ Though I knew
That there was something wrong ♪
617
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:31,236
♪ 'Cause the feeling I had
Was so strong ♪
618
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:35,782
♪ About you ♪
619
00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:39,285
♪ Then you gazed up at me ♪
620
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,540
♪ And the answer was plain to see ♪
621
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:48,420
♪ 'Cause I saw the light ♪
622
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:52,298
♪ In your eyes ♪
623
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:56,469
[all] ♪ In your eyes ♪
624
00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,599
♪ Though we had our fling ♪
625
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:04,728
♪ I just never would suspect a thing ♪
626
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:08,815
♪ Until that little bell began to ring ♪
627
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:13,445
♪ In my head, in my head ♪
628
00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:17,699
♪ But I tried to run ♪
629
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:22,579
♪ Though I knew it wouldn't help me none ♪
630
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:26,499
♪ 'Cause I couldn't ever love no one ♪
631
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:30,837
♪ So I said ♪
632
00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:34,549
♪ 'Cause my feelings for you ♪
633
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:39,178
♪ Were just something I never knew ♪
634
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:40,931
[all] ♪ 'Til I saw ♪
635
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,433
[all] ♪ The light ♪
636
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:47,980
[all] ♪ In your eyes ♪
637
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:51,524
[all] ♪ In your eyes ♪
638
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,697
♪ Do-do-be-do ♪
639
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,327
♪ Do-do-do-do ♪
640
00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:13,505
♪ But I love you best ♪
641
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:17,134
♪ It's not something that I say in jest ♪
642
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:21,888
♪ 'Cause you're different, girl
From all the rest ♪
643
00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:26,392
♪ In my eyes ♪
644
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:30,147
♪ And I ran out before ♪
645
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:34,233
♪ But I won't do it anymore ♪
646
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:38,822
[all] ♪ Can't you see the light ♪
647
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:43,368
♪ In my eyes ♪
648
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:47,539
♪ In my eyes ♪
649
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:50,000
[all] ♪ In my ♪
650
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:56,089
♪ Eyes ♪
651
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,096
[chuckles softly]
652
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:04,597
Will you marry me?
653
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:05,724
Yes.
654
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,769
By the power invested in me
by the Writers Guild of America,
655
00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:12,438
the Screen Actors Guild
and the Directors Guild--
656
00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:15,859
I'm also on the wait list
to the Teamsters Union--
657
00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:20,947
I now pronounce you two
officially reengaged.
658
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,742
[all laugh and applaud]
659
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:32,625
It's 12:01. Merry Christmas, everybody.
660
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:33,752
Merry Christmas.
661
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,130
-Merry Christmas.
-[Bill] Alright.
662
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:38,256
Merry Christmas.
663
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:42,761
We're going to have to make
a Christmas decision.
664
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:46,973
It's either Slovenia or Mexico, folks.
It's your choice.
665
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,266
Here we go!
666
00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:51,770
[Paul playing
"Fairytale of New York" on piano]
667
00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:02,781
♪ It was Christmas Eve, babe ♪
668
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:06,534
♪ In the drunk tank ♪
669
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:10,163
♪ An old man said to me ♪
670
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:14,251
♪ Won't see another one ♪
671
00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:19,131
♪ And then he sang to me ♪
672
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:23,384
♪ "The Rare Old Mountain Dew" ♪
673
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:26,930
♪ I turned my face away ♪
674
00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:32,144
♪ And dreamed about you ♪
675
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:35,855
♪ Got on a lucky one ♪
676
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:40,819
♪ Came in 18 to 1 ♪
677
00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:45,364
♪ I got a feeling ♪
678
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:49,452
♪ This year's for me and you ♪
679
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:54,082
♪ So happy Christmas ♪
680
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:58,753
♪ I love you, baby ♪
681
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,924
♪ I can see a better time ♪
682
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:07,804
♪ When all our dreams come true ♪
683
00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:16,188
♪ They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold ♪
684
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:19,649
♪ And the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old ♪
685
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:23,153
♪ When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve ♪
686
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:26,364
♪ You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me ♪
687
00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:27,615
♪ You were handsome ♪
688
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,993
♪ You were pretty
The Queen of New York City ♪
689
00:39:30,202 --> 00:39:33,663
♪ When the band finished playing
They howled out for more ♪
690
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:37,334
♪ Sinatra was swinging
The drunks were all singing ♪
691
00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:40,753
♪ We kissed on a corner
And danced through the night ♪
692
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:47,844
♪ The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪
693
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:54,309
♪ And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day ♪
694
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:08,656
♪ I could have been someone
695
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:13,619
♪ Well, so could anyone ♪
696
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:17,207
♪ You took my dreams from me ♪
697
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,919
♪ When I first found you ♪
698
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:24,630
♪ I kept them with me, babe ♪
699
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:28,009
♪ I put them with my own ♪
700
00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:31,263
♪ Can't make it all alone ♪
701
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:36,434
[all] ♪ I've built my dreams around you ♪
702
00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:41,731
♪ And the boys of the NYPD choir ♪
703
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:45,526
♪ Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪
704
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:51,741
♪ And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day ♪
705
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:59,498
♪ And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day ♪
706
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:02,835
♪ And the bells were ringing out ♪
707
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:07,340
♪ For Christmas Day ♪
708
00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:11,428
[waitress] ♪ Hey ♪
709
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:15,432
[whooping and cheering]
710
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,275
Oh, dear...
711
00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:26,401
Oh.
712
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:30,363
[Paul playing "Sleigh Ride" on piano]
713
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,956
[band starting up]
714
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:55,096
♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring-ting-tingling, too ♪
715
00:41:55,972 --> 00:42:01,227
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
716
00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:06,483
♪ Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪
717
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:10,945
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
718
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,364
George! You made it!
719
00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,866
Well, there was traffic,
so I caught a sleigh.
720
00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:17,160
And you brought Miley Cyrus.
721
00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:18,870
-Of course.
-It's her sleigh.
722
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,373
Hey, save your money.
Flying private, you know...
723
00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:23,791
-It's the reindeers that'll get you.
-Oh, yeah?
724
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,377
Trust me.
725
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:30,589
♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we ♪
726
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,218
♪ We're snuggled up together
Like birds... ♪
727
00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:35,594
-[George] Hello, Paul.
-So nice to see you.
728
00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:38,973
-I thought I'd make a Martini or two.
-This is the place to do it.
729
00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:41,434
♪ Sing a chorus or two ♪
730
00:42:41,518 --> 00:42:46,605
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
731
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,985
[back-up vocals]
♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪
732
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,112
♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪
733
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:56,491
-Hello, ladies.
-Oh, my goodness. The girls are here.
734
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,494
Hi, ladies.
Are you interested in a Martini?
735
00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:04,749
♪ Just hear those sleigh bells ringling
Jing-ting-tingling, too ♪
736
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:10,880
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
737
00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:13,049
♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪
738
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,344
♪ And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪
739
00:43:16,428 --> 00:43:21,640
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
740
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:30,191
♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪
741
00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:31,734
Yeah!
742
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:33,652
[applause]
743
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:38,241
[Paul] Well... that is wonderful.
744
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,159
[Bill] Wonderful.
745
00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:41,869
[Bill sighs]
746
00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:45,540
These kids have got something to do.
Let's go make ourselves scarce.
747
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:46,665
[George sighs]
748
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:48,293
Gosh, it's beautiful isn't it?
749
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:51,463
Yeah. For a sound stage in Queens...
750
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,470
[Paul playing "Silent Night" on piano]
751
00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:08,062
♪ Silent night ♪
752
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:12,400
♪ Holy night ♪
753
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:16,237
♪ All is calm ♪
754
00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:21,117
♪ All is bright ♪
755
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:29,083
♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪
756
00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:34,339
♪ Holy infant ♪
757
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:38,217
♪ So tender and mild ♪
758
00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:43,806
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
759
00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:47,560
♪ Peace ♪
760
00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:53,732
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
761
00:44:57,028 --> 00:45:00,406
♪ Silent night ♪
762
00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:04,743
♪ Holy night ♪
763
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:10,124
♪ Shepherds quake ♪
764
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:13,836
♪ At the sight ♪
765
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:21,760
♪ Glory stream from heaven above ♪
766
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:30,395
♪ Heavenly hosts sing halleluiah ♪
767
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:35,983
♪ Christ the savior ♪
768
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:40,572
♪ Is born ♪
769
00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:45,868
♪ Christ the savior is born ♪
770
00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:57,922
♪ Silent night ♪
771
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:01,800
♪ Holy night ♪
772
00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:06,347
♪ All is calm ♪
773
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:10,643
♪ And all is bright ♪
774
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:18,775
♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪
775
00:46:20,612 --> 00:46:24,156
♪ Holy infant ♪
776
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:27,535
♪ So tender and mild ♪
777
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:33,958
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
778
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:37,378
♪ Peace ♪
779
00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:44,051
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
780
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,178
♪ Peace ♪
781
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:51,309
[Paul jamming on piano]
782
00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:12,163
[band playing
"Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin'"]
783
00:47:17,794 --> 00:47:20,212
♪ Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin' ♪
784
00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:23,257
♪ The children all fast asleep ♪
785
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:27,762
♪ It's time for Santa Claus
To make his midnight creep because ♪
786
00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:30,264
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
787
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,767
[back-up vocals]
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
788
00:47:32,849 --> 00:47:37,313
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving now ♪
789
00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,065
♪ Yeah, I know
There's something real pretty ♪
790
00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:42,151
♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪
791
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:47,699
♪ But I ain't had no lovin' all week
It's beginning to worry me because ♪
792
00:47:47,906 --> 00:47:49,950
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
793
00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:52,578
[back-up vocals]
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
794
00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:54,955
[George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
795
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,458
[back-up vocals]
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
796
00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,044
♪ I've been trying to find
This old bicycle ♪
797
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:02,588
♪ I can't seem to find my pliers ♪
798
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:07,468
♪ I'm halfway watchin' Mama
For that sleepy look in her eyes because ♪
799
00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:09,762
[George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
800
00:48:09,846 --> 00:48:12,306
[back-up vocals]
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
801
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:15,017
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
802
00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:18,187
Break it down for me will ya, Paul?
803
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:22,567
Now, holy-moly...
804
00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:25,986
Alibaba and the 40 Thieves...
805
00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:28,364
What size shoe is that anyway?
806
00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:30,241
Is that a seven-and-a-half, eight?
807
00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:34,495
Or is that an eight-and-a-half, nine?
Could-- Yeah...
808
00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:35,954
You're...
809
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:39,333
You're awful fine
but I don't think you're mine.
810
00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,919
You know there's no place like home
for the holidays and...
811
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:46,549
I think I'd like you to take me home
or vice versa.
812
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,093
♪ I don't want no turkey ♪
813
00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,470
♪ I don't care if I get any cake ♪
814
00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:56,768
♪ I just want you to come back here, Mama
Before the children wake ♪
815
00:48:56,975 --> 00:48:59,729
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
816
00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:01,814
You're driving me crazy, Mama.
817
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:03,982
[George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
818
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:06,569
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
819
00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:11,866
♪ Now Christmas is for the children
And I want them to be real pleased ♪
820
00:49:11,948 --> 00:49:14,243
♪ But right now, Mama
It's Christmas Eve ♪
821
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:17,121
♪ Come make your pappy happy
Pretty please ♪
822
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:19,164
[George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
823
00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:21,667
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
824
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,960
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
825
00:49:24,169 --> 00:49:26,714
[back-up vocals]
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
826
00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:30,843
I am the king of Christmas.
827
00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:43,021
[band playing "Let It Snow"]
828
00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:47,401
[girls shrieking]
829
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:51,447
Oh! Oh! Knock it off! Knock it off!
830
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,825
Come on! I can't breathe!
831
00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:57,495
♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪
832
00:49:57,578 --> 00:50:00,790
♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪
833
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:04,585
♪ And since we've no place to go ♪
834
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:07,755
♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
835
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:11,801
♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪
836
00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:15,721
♪ And I brought some corn for popping ♪
837
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:19,015
♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪
838
00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:23,187
♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
839
00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:26,315
♪ When we finally kiss goodnight ♪
840
00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:29,986
♪ How I hate going out in the storm ♪
841
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:34,030
[all] ♪ But if you really hold me tight ♪
842
00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:37,201
[all] ♪ All the way home I'll be warm ♪
843
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:40,746
♪ And the fire is slowly dying ♪
844
00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:44,416
♪ And my dear, we're still goodbyeing ♪
845
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:48,004
♪ But as long as you love me so ♪
846
00:50:48,086 --> 00:50:51,757
♪ Let it snow ♪
847
00:50:51,841 --> 00:50:55,093
♪ Let it snow ♪
848
00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:59,473
♪ Let it snow ♪
849
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:02,142
Look out, old Santa is back.
850
00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:05,980
[applause]
851
00:51:07,899 --> 00:51:08,941
Thank you.
852
00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:18,450
[Dimitri] Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray.
853
00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,497
Is it Christmas?
854
00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:24,665
[Paul] All day.
855
00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:29,420
That's good.
856
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:36,677
Thank you, Dimitri.
857
00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:40,347
Not too bad.
858
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,766
[Paul chuckles]
859
00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:45,101
[Paul playing "We Wish You
a Merry Christmas" on the piano]
860
00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:48,022
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
861
00:51:48,104 --> 00:51:51,191
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
862
00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:53,694
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
863
00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:55,821
♪ And a happy new year ♪
864
00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:59,033
♪ Good tidings we bring ♪
865
00:51:59,115 --> 00:52:01,827
♪ To you and your kin ♪
866
00:52:01,911 --> 00:52:08,166
♪ Good tidings for Christmas
And a happy new year ♪
867
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:12,922
-Merry Christmas, Bill.
-Merry Christmas, Paul.
868
00:52:13,129 --> 00:52:16,592
-Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray.
-Merry Christmas, Dimitri.
869
00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:22,222
[Paul playing piano]
870
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,603
Merry Christmas, everyone.
871
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,151
[piano playing
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"]
872
00:52:52,168 --> 00:52:55,422
[piano playing "Good King Wenceslas"]
873
00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:10,646
[piano playing "Let It Snow"]
874
00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:39,008
[piano playing softly]
875
00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:55,816
[man] Young lady, cheers to you.
876
00:53:57,193 --> 00:53:59,361
-Cheers.
-[man] Merry Christmas.
877
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,613
Merry Christmas.
878
00:54:02,489 --> 00:54:04,158
Young lady, my ass.
879
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:13,709
[piano playing
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"]
880
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:33,104
[piano playing "O Tannenbaum"]
881
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,545
[piano playing "Silent Night"]
67295
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