All language subtitles for Vildmënd.da-en

Hello.

Hello. You know what?

That's how it is
that I forgot my purse.

Do you understand what I'm saying?
I forgot my purse.

- Can we find out something?
- Are you okay?

- I'm fine.
Do you want to borrow the phone?

I just need these items,
and then I have to have cigarettes.

- Yes, but then you have to spend money.
- Well, I have money.

- I'll come back and pay.
- We do not make such agreements.

- We have to find out something, right?
- We do not sell beer after kl. 20.

- Well okay.
- And cigarettes require ID.

- How old do you have to be?
- 18.

- Do I look like one at 17?
- No.

Do I look like a grown man,
who has had a completely ordinary day?

I'm climbing a mountain
to get here.

- Can we find out something?
- We still need payment.

Of course. Therefore, I suggest
that we are doing a barter.

I get my goods, I get three
packs smokes. Then you get an ax.

We can do something even better.

I get my goods,
three packets of cigarettes and a bottle of booze.

Then you get a deer skin and an ax.

- We do not sell booze here either.
- He has to pay!

- I told you to pay.
- I'll probably pay.

- I just can not find my purse.
- We accept Visa and MasterCard.

- We take Norwegian banknotes and coins.
- I've been to a store before.

- Put that ax away from you.
- Try to relax.

- What the hell are you doing?
- We do not accept skins here, okay?

Can you have fun.

- When are we there?
- Three quarters of an hour.

- So what?
- Can you figure out how to spell?

I've been there a million times.
I know where it is. Guddalen.

- Are you playing dumb now?
- He's afraid of sailing.

- I'm not afraid to sail.
- What's the problem then?

It's just weird.

Three pimples on a ferry are
suspicious. People want to look.

Let me just smoke.

Simon ... Simon!

Bashir?

Bashir! Bashir! Bashir!

Bashir!

Ah!

Pardon. Pardon,
I poked at you with the bow.

Can you hear me?

- You did not hit your head?
- No.

Hey, hey, hey!
Do not touch me. Bare ...

- Are you Danish?
- Yes.

- So are you?
- Yes Yes.

I also thought
it sounded strange.

- Martin.
- Musa.

I have a cell phone at home
at my place. We need to call a doctor.

- No no, that's fine.
- Are you sure?

- Shall I sew you?
- Can you do that?

I have a first aid kit
in my camp. So we can look at that.

- Is the bag the only thing you have with you?
- Yes.

- Should not I take it?
- No. I have it myself.

- It goes?
- Yes.

Then you just throw away your pants.
Then it's damn fast over.

- Can you fix it?
- Yes I can do that.

But it requires you to lie down
completely silent. Okay?

It's a little ... a little more violent,
than I had expected.

But you know what,
now we're just getting started, right?

- Then you have to lie still.
- Okay.

Yes.

Just try to look at me.

Does not? You have to lie down completely
quiet, otherwise you will get an ugly scar.

Wait...

- Then the first one is through.
- You have to do it properly.

- We do the plaster trick.
- What is it?

Do you remember when you were little
and wore patches on?

Should it be taken off quickly
or slowly?

- Fast.
- We sew it really fast.

- And then it's soon over. Does not?
- It looks clammy.

Do not look into it.
Just look up at the sky, right?

Yes, that's so nice. Try to focus
on something completely different.

- What did you get for breakfast?
- I have not had breakfast.

- What do you like for breakfast?
- Ugly and tameya.

Ah! Ful and tameya.
It's such some prayers.

I do not know that.
Are those beans cooked or fried?

Ah! They are cooked
with cumin and olive oil.

- What about falafel?
- Tameya, it's a falafel.

Do you need tzatziki for that
or this eggplant puree? Does not?

- Yes, baba ganoush.
- Baba ganoush, ja.

And then lots of chili to?
Yes. Do you like chili?

It's bad. Think of something else.

Try to think of chili.
Try to think of lots of chili now.

Okay.

So. Now we just have to hope
there is no inflammation in it.

Try looking at your fingers.
They're fucking clammy.

We give it just a little gauze bandage,
I think. Yes.

It should probably grow
just fine together. Does not?

- Yes.
- So. It is fine.

- Do you hike a lot?
- What do you mean?

- Is this your first big hike?
- Well yes ... Yes, first hike.

I also like to walk.
That's how it gets my thoughts on slipped.

- Have you lived here for a long time?
- Yes, what have I lived here?

- I can not remember.
- A year's time?

- No, I've lived here for ten days.
- Well okay.

- But why?
- I was tired of it all.

I was driving mad at it all. Does not?

Then I thought, 'You're going on an adventure.'
Then I went here. Get a little away.

- Why are you wearing the smashed clothes?
- Well, that's part of the adventure.

It's not much different than that,
you do when you go hiking.

It's about getting your head emptied.
One pulls oneself up and says:

'Hey, you. Where do you start?
Where does the forest end? ' Does not?

'What is it
for an insane world we live in? '

I have tried everything possible.
Road cycling and running club.

Half marathon and half ironman,
but I have not been able to feel anything.

Here I can feel something.
I've been fucking bored of it.

But I'm doing damn thing.
I'm taken out here.

Does not?

- Øyvind.
- Petter.

I want a French hot dog.

- We actually have two for the same price.
- Fine, then I'll take two. Here you go.

Yes, tell. You were attacked
of a viking? Was it like that?

He was Danish. Dressed in fur.
Approximately at my height.

- What kind of sausage do you want?
- What kind do you have?

- Plain and chili-cheese sausage.
- What is it?

It's a plain sausage
filled with cheese and chili.

Can they do it now?
I'm taking two of them. Continue.

Yes, he was Danish.
Brown hair, beard.

- He looked like such a savage.
- A savage?

A homeless savage. 40-45 years.
He was very dirty.

- Do you want dressing?
- No thanks. Danish?

What does a Danish Viking do
or savage here? Look at these.

Do you recognize
one of them like your viking?

No. Neither.
None of them are viking.

Well. You could see that.
Yes. Thank you.

- It's simply full of cheese.
- Simply.

It explodes in my mouth.
Absolutely amazing.

God damn.

Maybe we should call
after a smelling dog.

- A tracking dog?
- I do not know if it's at work.

- What else was it supposed to do?
- I do not know. It is a dog.

- Maybe dog stuff.
- Move.

Before hell.

Look here. What can it be?

- It's blood.
- It's blood. I can see that too.

- You must go on a picnic.
- No I can not.

- What do you mean?
- I have to pick up the kids.

And Berit makes sheep-in-cabbage,
so it is impossible.

- Can not we wait until tomorrow?
- No, of course not.

Put on the rubber boots.
Come in and look for them.

- What do you think about weapons?
- Of course. Find the weapons.

And it must be now. Now, then.

- Nu, Eigil.
- Yes.

- How long will you be out here?
- I'm not going home again.

- Never?
- Why would I?

- Is not there anyone you miss?
- I get better every day.

- What then, when it gets cold?
- So what?

Then I can rejoice,
that I should not work any more.

That I should never open a mailbox
or a computer.

- What's wrong with mailboxes?
- What?

It's not the mailbox as such,
there is the problem.

That is it,
the mailbox represents.

That a postman should know where you are
ought to. No one needs to know where I live.

- Try her here.
- It is very beautiful.

- It's the right choice of wood.
- No!

I considered birch,
but it has it with bending.

There it is much better with elm.
I mean, it's elm.

There are actually quite a few,
that has begun on that.

The thing about living without electricity
and toilet and mailbox and so on.

Where I'm going,
is a whole city that does so.

- Guddalen. Do not know?
- Guddalen? No.

It's a whole city,
living wildly.

So with fur noise, out to shoot
with bow and arrow out in the woods.

That real, real, real life.

I mean it seriously. It is
an entire city where they live like that.

Holy shit.

Yes, hello? Hey darling.
I'm sitting in a meeting right now.

- We're just talking.
- Yes. Just two seconds.

I do not know. It must be
the coverage up here that is lousy.

Have you not received all the messages
I have written?

- I've damn written all sorts.
- I did not get a shit.

I'm not in control of that.
It's the coverage that's miserable.

- Well Anne ... What?
- Are you sure?

Are you okay? You would say
if something's wrong, right?

- When will you be home?
- I do not know.

It's not something I decide.
That's how it is.

- Are you mad?
- No, I'm not mad.

Do not! Jump off my leg!

But you know what? I will stay
damn have to run now. Hi!

- My leg. Jump off my leg!
- Fun!

- Let it go. Fuck straight off.
- Lie still, then it's fine.

- No! Do not!
- Stop! Slip him!

- Let him go!
- Lower the bow.

Shut up. Stand up.
Up with you.

- Lay the bow.
- Do not interrupt me.

He has nothing
to do with this.

Up with you, Musa.
Give them handcuffs.

- Do not say my name.
- Yes. Came.

Do you have them? Okay, okay.
Just try to hear here.

You must understand what I am saying to you.
I was pissed off.

And then I stayed
the forces attacked.

He assaulted me. He slapped me!

Musa, I'm taking you.
There to the city you were talking about.

- I want the skiers to see it.
- Sit still!

Then we are the ones who have slipped. Does not?

- Yes, yes, yes.
- Then we slip away.

- Goodbye.
- Stay seated.

Now do not point more
on them with the gun there. Came.

Just try to wait.

Martin, not so fast.
It really hurts.

- We should have given them water.
- Now we're on our way.

- I'm sorry you got involved.
- What are you doing?

Now you must not ...
You must not get mad at me, right?

I have...
I've robbed a gas station.

- What the fuck are you talking about?
- It was something I had to.

- It is okay.
- No.

Now I go back and say sorry.
Then I hope we can forget it all.

Just try to breathe.

Through the nose ...
Out through the mouth. Does not?

- Just right ... Can you feel it?
- What do I have to feel?

When you stood with that bow ...
How did it feel?

It felt...
It was kind of okay.

It was
such an out-of-body experience.

I got it, as if
I had to vomit violently.

Because you're alive and taking action.
You are a man.

You are not sitting on your flat.
You take control of the situation.

So you do not just sit still.
That was the feeling I got.

It looked fucking fat. 'It is
my life. I'm in control of it. '

- That ... No?
- Yes!

Yes please! It is something other than
road cycling. Or running club.

- Shall we go to Guddalen?
- We have to now.

Why you should do it
right in the face of me?

Was it a demonstration because
we have not had sex in three months?

No, but there are not that many
elsewhere I can do it.

You can do it at work.
You have eight hours to tear it off.

But you chose to do it, right when
you know I have to brush my teeth.

It's not always easy to control,
when one gets the urge.

- Not always easy to control?
- Can we not just forget it?

You do not understand what I'm asking.
You do not understand what I'm saying.

I need you to say
that you do not think I'm disgusting.

- I do not think you're disgusting.
- Then why do we not have sex?

I wonder about that too
sometimes.

You wonder too? I'm asking
you now: Why do not we have sex?

You would rather tear it off
than be with me.

It's not that easy to know.
When I have tried to approach, -

- then there is always something.
And you are in the middle of ...

I never said I did not have
desire. It's you who's not trying.

Can't you just take it easy?
Relax a bit.

You only think of yourself
and your own needs.

Not on me. Never others.
Cursed egoist.

- I think of others than myself.
- Yes, when you tear it off.

- Have you done anything nice for me?
- I've done very nice for you.

You do not even remember it yourself.
I am pregnant.

Yes, so far I'm with you.

- You lack altruism.
- What are you talking about?

You're obviously ashamed,
you have not gone to university.

Altruism means
the opposite of selfishness.

I thought so damn well
was child learning.

- What are you doing?
- I'm doing altruism.

That was not what I meant.
They should not drive with us.

They need help.
One has to think of others.

- One is an immigrant.
- What did you say?

- That he is an immigrant.
- Did you really say that?

- He looks dangerous.
- Have you now become a racist?

- Can you be altruistic and racist?
- You must not call me a racist.

Oh damn.
We must drive immediately.

I'm the least racist
human being throughout the world.

- Hi. We're lost in the woods.
- Shit. Where were you going?

We're looking for ... Have you seen one like this?
guy with short hair and a sports bag?

- No.
- No, we have not seen him.

What?

- Can you call?
- I actually do not think so.

- Here is poor coverage.
- Can I not see if there is a signal?

We are very busy.
We would like to help you ...

- Is there a signal?
- No.

And there is no coverage either.

We are on our way to a company
so we are a little busy.

- Yes. Is it far to the city?
- To the city?

- Is it far to Gudendalen?
- Guddalen? It is not that far.

There are 10-20 km. Maybe 10 ...

- Hey ... There's a damn good signal.
Can I have my phone back?

- Can we get a lift into town?
- Unfortunately we do not have space.

It's a damn nice car. Is it
completely new? There is plenty of space.

Are you pregnant?
How far are you to her?

- Do you want to be nice to get out of the car?
- Get out right away.

- Is it a boy or a girl?
- Do you want to be nice to get out of the car?

No! What are you doing?
No no no!

- Would you like to get out of the car?
- Hey!

Shut her out, Simon.

Shut her out.

Do you have the key?

What the hell has happened here?

- We met a Viking in his camp.
- Viking? Him from the gas station?

We followed the blood trail and found a guy.
He cooperates with the Viking.

We found his mobile.
His wife is on her way from Denmark.

- And then he handcuffed you?
- He threatened us with a bow and arrow.

Archery? Frankly.
You must show me his camp now.

- No, Øyvind.
- 'No, Øyvind'?

I have children at home. I must
do not run around in the woods now.

Everything I do is halfway.

It does not work. There are actually
other things than work in this life.

Well, does that?

Just go home to Berit now.
Then I take Øyvind.

Is not that what we do?

Sorry I came home late.

Happened
a lot of strange at work.

There seems to be a Viking running
around the forest. Strange...

You should have seen it.

I wish you could have seen it.

I love you.

- Is it a joint you're sitting with?
- Mm.

- Something you brought from home?
- Yes.

- Do you want to smoke, or ...?
- Yes, I just want to try.

Okay. There's a slap on that one.

What are you doing at home?

Right now, I'm not doing that much.
A little between jobs.

But I have to find out
what I need.

But ... I have a little boy.

- Okay.
- He's going to be two here in a little while.

- The day after tomorrow actually.
- Wow. So what are you doing here?

I have not actually seen him,
since just after he was born.

Me and his mother,
we are not best friends.

I made a little fuss in the past,
so she's not so happy for me.

Okay. But you probably did
as good as you could.

Then you can do no more.

If I must be honest,
I do not think we men ...

In fact, we are not suitable at all
to live with someone.

- No?
- No.

And I really mean that ...

If you look at people,
who lived 7000 years before Christ, -

- then a picture emerges.

There, the woman created the families. While
the men were off, out hunting.

It's a reminiscence from there,
that men, we have it damn best alone.

And it's sad, of course
that it is so.

But I think damn, it's like that,
the world is interconnected.

- Are you crooked, or what?
- Yes, I can really feel it now.

It buzzes all over the body.
And the legs that are feeling completely gone.

- You're a little nonsense too.
- Do I do it? Do I talk a lot?

No ... But that,
I just want to say it's ...

The boyfriend who does not
allows you to see your child, -

- when you're not doing anything,
and the whole issue.

Then I think it's very good,
you are up here and getting complete peace.

It's about just being able to enjoy
the silence. Just look into the fire.

And be present in the now. Should not
relate to all sorts of ...

- What do we have of food?
- We have everything delicious.

There's a bit of it all. I think,
we nip it when we get over.

- Shall we jump in?
- What do you mean?

Try looking here.

We are here. You want to walk around? Are you
aware of how long it takes?

- Better that than drowning.
- There's no one drowning.

Young children would do it. There is smoking
also an adult man occasionally.

But it's someone
who has done something hasty.

- We are two strong, grown men. Okay?
- Our things get soaked.

No. It's an old Viking trick.

We have a tarpaulin.
We pack all our shit in.

And then we tie it tightly together.
Then it is completely waterproof.

Bum, we have a caramel.
Now you have to look here.

- What do you think?
- What am I thinking?

I'm thinking I'm hungry,
and then you throw our food into the water.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
What do you think?

I think we're going around.
That's the look I want. Came.

Hello.

- Why are you standing out here?
- The Viking's wife is in there.

- Yes. So why are you standing out here?
- She's talking about a seminar or ...

I do not know,
how to talk to her.

- Hi. I am...
- Let me just hang up my jacket.

- I hope you had a good trip.
- Anne.

- Øyvind.
- Hi, Øyvind. Did you find him?

Thanks. No not yet. Hello.

Yes, so it's your daughters?

Yes, it's Sally and Luna.
Then you have heard from ...

What do you have on the floor?
Is it...

- Is it an animal?
- He asks what's in the cage.

- It's a rabbit.
- A rabbit, yes. What is it called?

- What is it called?
- It's called Rose.

- Rabbit Rose.
- So have you heard from him?

No. But we know he's in the woods.

- In the forest?
- Yes.

- But it's a pretty big forest.
- It's huge.

It's gigantic,
and we are a small police station.

- You're simply just the two of you?
- No, there are three of us.

Then you must call and get help.
There must be some other circles.

- Can we talk to each other in private?
- Yes please.

Fine. Eigil? Can not show
the girls around the station?

- There is not much more to see.
- Improvise. You can play cards.

- They can sit there.
- You can show them the dog.

- I think it's free.
- Then call it.

Shall we go into my office?
It's this way.

A bunny?

He packed,
and we ate breakfast.

He said goodbye to the girls
and to me, and then he left.

Okay. And it was
two weeks ago?

Yes, he was going on some team building
with his work.

- Do you have marital problems?
- No.

- Is he dangerous?
- What do you mean?

- Is he violent?
- No. He's not violent.

He's never had a problem
with the police or law enforcement?

Martin is not a criminal. There is
nothing mysterious about Martin.

What is it?

That ... What is he doing?

- Have no idea.
- What kind of clothes are they?

He also threatened two of my officers
with bow and arrow and took their pistols.

But he ... I do not know.
I thought about it this morning.

I came to the conclusion that
that either he has gone insane.

Or he is in a ring
of international drug smugglers.

It's one of the two.

Martin? Martin! We're lost.
We've been here before.

- No, we do not have.
- Yes, I can recognize that stone.

Hey! My fucking leg kills me.
I'm hungry. We have no card.

- We do not need that. We're heading east.
- Where's east?

Look at the moss. The moss tells us
that we are going over that mountain.

On the other hand, your ferry is waiting.

Moss can not tolerate sun, so it grows
on the north side. It is nature's compass.

- Is it an old Viking trick?
- It's something everyone knows.

The one that has moss on the right side.
That stone has moss all around.

Is it a good compass?

- It's a bad compass!
- You could find your way to Guddalen?

I could before you threw
our fucking card in the water!

I do not think damn well,
it's easy!

I'm also hungry.
It's piss hard!

But that's what it's all about, right?
It is therefore...

See you!

- Do you think you can eat it?
- You can actually do that well.

What?

Mother?

- Mother?
- Yes honey?

- Where's Dad?
- They're just about to find out.

Sally. They should probably find him, right?

Mother? We were supposed to have food for Rose.

Yes, we should then ... have food
to Rose. I'm running right in.

- I want to join.
- Okay. Then come.

DALEN LANDHANDEL

So. Came.

No, the rabbit is not to go.
Put the rabbit in the car.

- It's her who needs food.
- It should not be brought into the store.

- Rose?
- No, it ran under the car.

- Can you reach it?
- Rose!

No, Sally! There are cars driving here.
I'll probably find her.

Mother! Mom, that way!

Honey ... Do you know what I think?

She thought, 'I do not mind
this little, stupid cage, -

- when there is such a beautiful nature
and forest right out there! ' Does not?

- I think she's being eaten.
- No!

- No, she does not.
- She's probably already dead.

She must be with us,
so we can take care of her.

Yes, she should, but she understands
she does not make a sound, does she?

She's just a ...
stupid little rabbit!

Mother? Are you crying?

I think it's piss annoying!

Have you not slept?

- It's my boy's birthday today.
- Oh yeah. Congratulations to him.

- And you're going to Guddalen.
- Yes, I will.

- Are you ready for that?
- Yes.

You should damn well consider
to open a restaurant.

Shut up, how was that a good goat.

Could not you see it?
'Musas Gederestaurant'.

You could make goat burgers,
gedelasagne ...

Gedepizza. What?

Holy shit.

Wow ...

How beautiful it is.

Very nice. It's down there.
Can you see those little dots?

- Are you sure?
- Yes, completely. I can know that.

Hey! Held.

You came back. We do not like
that people sneak up on us.

- It was the only ...
- We did not know the front door.

And nothing was broken up?
Nothing is broken?

- Safe?
- Completely.

That's all right, because you have
an absolutely stunning attire.

- It's very impressive.
- Thank you very much.

- Welcome to our camp.
- Thanks.

- Martin.
- Wow!

Just look. It is well.
I have the same thing.

Well yes, it is also impressive.

Welcome, as I said.
Everything you see here is real.

So if anyone is cooking,
are they hungry.

If someone works with wood,
then they build something they need.

You probably understand that we live here.

This is our home. So that it is
It is very important that you show respect.

- It's the same word in Danish, right?
- Respect.

I have the deepest respect
for the way you live.

All that you have done.
What I see ...

The power you have in your eyes ...

That look ...

It is completely unique.

Welcome to our camp.

- He then seems absolutely fantastic.
- Yes. But he was very intense.

Very intense. Did you notice
the look he gave me?

He does not greet people
in normal clothes or ...?

Hello.

- Hello, my lord.
- Good day.

- Welcome.
- Thanks. Thank you very much.

It looks delicious.

- And smells good.
- Thank you thank you.

Yes, I could just squeeze
such a small lump of meat down.

- Three or four or ...?
- Four, what?

- You are hungry.
- I'm an adult boy.

- My name is martin.
- Kristin.

Kristin. It's a great name.

- Fine fur.
- Yes. You too.

So...

... it will be 120 kroner.

120 kroner?

You know what?
I have a skin I can trade with.

Sorry. We do not accept skins.
But we take cash or cards.

We accept MasterCard, Visa,
Visa Debit, American Express.

Almost everything. Just not skins.

- You know what? They take cards.

- Do I have to pay? I have cash.
- I do not need anything.

- Martin, why?
- I do not want anything, Musa.

- Let's just get something to eat.
- I do not have to pay money for it.

Martin, shall we ...
Martin, let's just get ...

- Martin, I give! I can do it...
- Do you want a little more?

Hey! Stands!

What the hell are you doing?
We do not have takeaway here.

What was it,
I told you about respect?

People who live here ...
You steal from their home?

You said they cook,
because they are hungry.

You did not talk about white bread
Ham and cheese. Is it Viking food?

You must not tell me
about authenticity.

I live under a reindeer skin
six months a year.

It is nice. But you would not be able to
get out behind that gate.

- We're men. We do not steal.
- You've never read a history book?

The most Viking-like thing here is me,
who has stolen flutes.

If you do not put the juice away,
we call the police.

- With your authentic Viking phone.
- Do you prefer a civilian arrest?

I'll give you five seconds.

Then you put it,
you have stolen, from you.

If not, we'll show you
how authentic we are.

- And ...
- Thaw!

- Three ...
- Fire!

Hell, call the police!

Come on! Come on!

Then we can do something,
when we're in a herd, what?

- Hey! Hey!
- Relax though, damn it!

Hey!

Hey!

- What the hell are you doing?
- Sorry, but he ...

- I mean it.
- Yes, what are you doing?

- You too, Martin.
- Yes!

- Runs around and cooks over a campfire.
- It's a fireplace.

- Fireplace! Have you heard of the oven?
- Pardon.

Why are you doing it
so hard for yourself?

Adult men running around
in a Shrovetide costume.

- Should I give you problems?
- Musa, Musa, Musa! We're slipping away now.

What is it with you and to say
my name? Martin, Martin, Martin.

Tie him up!
Whose car is it there?

Is it your car?
Come on, Martin, take the key.

So. Came.

I'm driving you to the ferry,
and then I'm going up to my camp.

In a car that has been stolen, with blood
beyond it all! Sickly good idea.

Yes...

- And it was just a single night?
- Yes.

Yes. Just a moment.

May I take a lollipop?
May I take a lollipop?

- Yes. Just take.
- May I ask you a question?

Have you seen such a guy, brownish in
the skin, with such a sports bag?

Maybe we can take it in English?

Have you seen a brownish guy with one
sports bag that checked in yesterday?

- No.
- If he does, will you say so?

Yes I'll do that.

It's actually his birthday.
We have to make a surprise for him.

- Thanks.
- You are welcome. Goodbye.

- Did you see the chickens?
- We're at work, Eigil.

Are you writing down? EV53489.

- 489.
- A gray BMW i3. Brand new.

Electric electric car. And then there lies
also an iPhone 6 in the car.

- You gave the suspect the key voluntarily?
- He had a revolver.

Happened, before or after
they looted the kitchen?

- Of course it happened afterwards.
- What's this about?

Is it something perverse?
Is there anything sexual about the concept?

- There's nothing sexual about it.
- Tell me what it's about.

It's Viking Experience.
Here you can get a Viking experience.

Berit and I have been here.
Then they had no chickens.

But you were absolutely sure,
that one of them was wearing Viking clothes?

- The other was more normally dressed?
- Yes. It fits.

But then, this is madness.
Completely like my brother-in-law.

He was an outdoorsman. Konen
and me gave him outdoor things as a gift.

Mountain boots, mosquito spray
and the like. But...

Then we were told he did not have
been in the woods or mountains.

He just had a friend,
as he slammed into a small wooden hut.

They had been doing that for years. When my
sister heard it, he broke down.

The next day he hung himself in the garage.
Is not that awful?

Think of all the birthdays where
he did not get what he wanted.

He should not use
the mosquito spray.

- Especially.
- It's a waste of life, is it.

- Come on, Tore. We have to move on.
- Are we done here?

- Was the phone not in the car?
- iPhone 6, yes.

- Then we'll find them soon.
- Take care.

- Hello?
- Shh!

- Hello?
- We're going in here.

Hello?

Now we'll have you on the ferry,
then I must return up the mountain.

I'm not ... I have not been
completely honest with you.

- No.
- I'm not talking about the Viking camp.

I'm talking about ...

... I run cannabis.

I drive cannabis from Denmark to Norway.

I ... I was on my way to the ferry,
and then I drove wrong.

I was with two others,
and then I ran into the woods.

And then I met you.

What has happened to the others?

The dead.

What should I have said?

'I drive with hash. Do not want to
help me out of the woods? '

Then you would have
let me lie, right?

Maybe it had too
been the best.

Yes...

Then I understand damn well,
that you must not see your son.

I ... I want to go home.

- We're going home now.
- I'm not going home.

- Of course you're going home.
- Are you telling me what I need?

What right do you have
to tell me what I need? What?

What do you want with this life?

I have a wife at home.
A good wife.

She will do anything in the world for me.
We live well.

But I'm getting suffocated!
That's the problem.

All of a sudden I'm sitting together
with my wife, and then we'll talk.

I do not bother to talk to anyone.
That's why I'm taken up here!

I can no more.

Martin?

- Tore?
- Stop!

Martin, stop!

Stop!

Martin, it's police ...
It's the police!

He slipped away. He is gone.

There is a nice fly fishing spot
a few kilometers down the valley.

- Fly fishing place?
- A river.

It extends all the way around.
He can not escape. We have him.

No no no...

- Hi.
- Hi. Welcome.

Thanks. Do you know anything about the ferries
down there? What time do they sail?

Unfortunately, they no longer go today.
They start again tomorrow at 12.

Then I would like to ask
a room.

Okay. Only for you?
So just sign here.

Do you have something to ... Do you have something
to eat? Any sandwich or anything?

I only have 'potato chips'.

- What?
- Chips.

Are you done?
Where's the bag?

- I thought you were dead.
- I thought we were friends.

- Tell me where the bag is.
- I do not have it.

Where's the bag? Where's the bag?

What? Where's the bag?

I say it, I say it!
Fuck, man.

There was a man in Viking clothes,
who threw it into the water.

He took all our things, rolled them
together, and then he threw it into a river.

- Where's the bag?
- I do not have it.

- Of course you have it.
- I promise I do not have it.

- I do not have it.
- Where's the bag? Where's the bag?

What? Where's the bag?

- Martin!
- Martin!

- Martin!
- Martin!

- Martin, where are you?
- Martin!

Martin, it's Norwegian police.

Martin!

Martin!

- Martin!
- Martin?

Martin!

Martin!

Martin?

- Martin, honey.
- Shh ...

- No, what do you look like?
- Stop. Do not touch me.

- Did you hit yourself?
- I'm fine.

- No, you're completely cold. Are you freezing?
- I'm feeling really good, am I?

- What the hell are you doing?
- Do not take me around.

25 officers are looking for you. The
says you beat two cops.

- I think you should talk to them.
- No I can not.

I do not want to.
Do you not mind letting go?

Then you have to explain to me,
what it is that is going on.

Okay.

What would someone who lived for 3000 years want
since, think in a modern supermarket?

I do not know. You do not know,
whatever it is you say. Well?

- You hit your head.
- You do not understand, do you?

No, because it's nonsense.

You have to remove something to find
out of what one needs.

I'm going away to find out
if I miss you.

- Of course you do.
- Anne, here I can manage.

Here I feel really good. I have
a camp where I manage myself.

I've shot a deer,
I've eaten a bird.

If you do not understand, then believe
I do not, we should be together.

Martin, I love you.

I want a divorce.

What the hell are you saying?

Like, yes.

I have driven all the way to Norway
to hear you say such a thing piss!

The girls are sitting up in the car.
Have you thought about them? No!

You only think of yourself!

Am I thinking of myself?
It's you I'm thinking of!

What is ... It's ridiculous!
You look like a fucking Christmas decoration!

- Stop.
- What is this?

- There are branches! There are branches!
- You look stupid! Let go of me.

Release me, for hell.
Hold up, I told you!

- Do you have anything I can cut myself?
- Cut yourself on? My knife maybe.

Take the coat too so we do not plague
the whole car. Put the fur behind.

And the.

Am I going to jail?

You're charged with armed robbery,
car theft and hunting without a hunting license.

So I would recommend the judge.

Can I borrow your phone?

- To call who?
- To my wife.

I came to say,
that I would divorce.

- Came to ...?
- I said I wanted a divorce.

I understood that well.
But why the hell do you want to divorce?

- She's a brilliant person.
- She is fantastic.

My girls are absolutely amazing,
but they are ashamed of me. Does not?

They do not say
but I can feel it, they think.

Well. So you're dressed as a viking
to feel more like a man?

In gods. It's incredibly banal.
It's great.

I'm an old fly fisherman.
You know, fishing with flies.

Have always loved it.
When you go out into the woods, -

- you feel the peace, the calm
and the silence. You need that.

My wife always asked
if she could not join the forest.

I did not think so. I needed
for that time for myself all alone.

A time without all the questions.
So I lied to her.

I said I was going to work,
and it was fucking stupid of me.

You do not come
home from work with fish.

Suddenly one day she was gone.

- Did she leave you?
- No, damn it.

She got a blood clot.

It's so hard to understand,
how little time we have.

If I tell you where Musa is,
do I have to borrow the phone?

Guddalen. But I do not know,
where he is in Guddalen.

Guddalen is not a world metropolis.

- Do I have to borrow the phone?
- No not now.

- We made a deal.
- You drive with me to Guddalen.

It seems that Musa has found
his old friends again.

What do you mean?

The car that was stolen. Okay.

Hello? Are you opening up?
It's the police.

- Are you opening up? It's the police.
- Two seconds!

Where is it?

Will you pick me up
with an armor standing out there?

Hello?

Are you opening up? It's the police.

Open up.

Get together, Simon.
Get yourself fucking together.

Where is it?

Are you fucking away?
Don't do that.

Remove that gun.

I'll probably say that, okay?
Remove that gun.

Simon, I've hidden them out front.

Where are you going?

Hi, you've called Anne.

If you leave a message,
then I call back. Hello.

Hello Anne. It is me.

I'm sorry,
I told you before.

I do not know,
what's wrong with me.

I do not know what the hell it is.

But I do everything too
to come home to you again.

But we really have to
to talk about the two of us, -

- about what's going to happen
with you and me.

I know you hate me.
But please tell the girls ...

You have to tell them
that I love them. I love them!

Pardon!

Pardon!

Get out of the car.
Get out of the car. Came.

- What happens?
- Turn around.

- I need your handcuffs.
- Ouch!

Stands!

Ah! Fuck!

Stands!

Where is he?

He went up there.

Let me sit here.

- What should I do?
- You have to go home.

- We're all dressed up.
- You're bleeding.

I'm going to kiss my wife soon.

If one believes in that kind.

I think...
It would not be so bad.

Hurry home, you idiot.
The ferry is sailing now.

Should I take the bag?

You may do that.

Then I would well ask for those sandwiches
and two sodas.

- And then I take one like that.
- Yes. 480, yes.

Just keep the rest.

Oh ...

It's really dry.

Thanks.

Texts: Louise Munk Alminde
Scandinavian Text Service