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My name is Stone, Stone Fury.
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This is my town, Chi-Town,
Chicago, Illinois.
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The land of big hearts, big shoulders..
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.. and broken Dreams
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And cut.
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Some say I'm the best private..
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.. dick there ever was.
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But that was a long time ago.
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The Stone Man has seen better days.
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I'm out of shape.
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I'm out of touch..
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.. and I'm simply out of time.
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I need a break, and soon.
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But there's trouble brewing up.
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Stone can feel it.
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But..
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.. and cut.
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Oh shit, I'm sorry.
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I think you're adding too many..
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.. colors to a painting.
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You want another one?
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Can I see the playback on that?
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We don't have playback.
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We don't have any video
equipment at all here.
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Okay, so you just..
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Yeah. All right, so let's try it again.
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Let's do it again.
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If you need another one, you're the star.
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Let's do another one.
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I have an attitude.
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I'm like a young..
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.. Marlon Brando.
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Unleash the fury.
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Ah, trapped like a rat now, huh?
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Now let's see who the bad guy really is.
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The way I stole the scene..
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.. was just my... my expressions.
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Trapped like a rat..
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.. now let's see who the bad guy REALLY is.
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And cut.
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You're giving me Scott Baio..
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.. and I want Robert De Niro.
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I'm more like Robert De Niro
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The look, the attitude..
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.. the fucking remarks..
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.. I'm more like Bobby De Niro, baby.
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This is it, Perry.
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I like this.
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Yep, today..
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.. is the day, for stardom.
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If you do well this audition..
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.. you are gonna get this role..
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.. and you can be a movie star.
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Could be?
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But if you screw this up..
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You're going to be working
at that print shop..
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..until the day.. you.. die.
- Yeah, I die.
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What if you become a star?
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If?
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What if this thing bounces off..
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.. and you become..
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.. the biggest star there is?
- Dude, dude..
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.. dude.
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When Don first met me, he saw..
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.. a major star in me.
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And..
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.. scary Perry
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Ga-ga Go-Goo!
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Ga-ga Go-Goo!
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Ga-ga Go-Goo!
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Shut up, you fucking bitch!
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Fucking bitch!
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Shut up!
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He just..
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.. loved my voice.
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And.. wouldn't let go of me.
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I mean, not in the gay aspects.
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Alright.
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I want you to remember this line.
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Every time..
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.. that you're getting ready..
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.. to become Stone Fury
when you read this..
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.. I want you to do this for me.
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I want you..
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.. to unleash the fury.
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Repeat that after me.
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Unleash the fury.
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Say it with conviction!
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I'm gonna unleash the fury.
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What are you gonna do?!
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I'm gonna unleash the fury.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!
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Say it Perry.
- I'm gonna be quiet.
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No, Perry..
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.. I want you to get into this character
- I don't wanna, I don't wanna be..
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Perry. Perry.
- .. be loud because..
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Perry. Perry.
- .. my throat has been killing me.
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I'm going to tell them the way it is..
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.. and I know I got the part, end of story.
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They're gonna like my..
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.. they're gonna to like
my fucking..
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.. Stone Fury act attitude.
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They're going to like my pushy hardcore..
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.. uh, kicking the ass..
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.. fucking way of life.
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And they're going to accept it..
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.. because this is me.
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This is Stone Fury.
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Alright, I know that they're going to..
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.. be doing the making of these things.
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You know how they put on DVDs,
they put the whole..
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.. uh, behind the scenes stuff.
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They put the extra footage.
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So they're probably going to mic you..
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.. the minute we get out of the car..
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.. and there's going to be a camera..
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.. following us everywhere.
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I'll do anything to be an actor.
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Anything to be a star.
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A star, more than an actor.
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A star, I'll do ANYTHING to be a star.
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Hi
- Yeah if you're here for casting..
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.. just go ahead and sign in and sit down.
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OK, we're here to see Mr. Polanski.
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OK, can I ask your name?
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Well, I'm Don Barris.
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And this right here, this is Perry.
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Oh my God, Mr. Barris,
I'm sorry, hi, sorry..
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.. I saw your screen test for
Windy City Heat..
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.. and it was..
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.. it was amazing.
- Well, thank you, thank you.
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And you are.. ?
- Are you Perry?
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Hi, I'm Susan.
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Pleasure, Susan.
- I've heard a lot about you.
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You, you are like..
- Could I.. ?
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.. the ultimate ultimate.
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Thank you. Can I get a hug?
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Oh, please.
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Thank you.
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He-hey Perry!
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Did you get the part?
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I've had problems with Mole in the past..
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.. and I've disliked Mole.
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And on my cable show, Mole showed up..
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.. and I didn't want him there.
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Perry, are you part werewolf?
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No, I'm not going to shake your
fucking hand, you..
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I believe Mole's craziness..
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.. is due to his, umm..
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.. drug addictions.
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We're just, we're best friends.
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Gimme a hug.
- We're not best friends. We're good ones.
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All right, now, Perry, listen to this..
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.. this is important.
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Mole and I, we're already
in the movie.
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We've got our parts.
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It's between you and one other guy..
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.. for the lead of this movie.
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Who's the one other guy?
- After 10 years..
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.. you get this role, all of our
dreams come true.
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Yeah, don't suck it there, dude.
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Relax.
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Would you relax?
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Okay, guys, thanks a lot. Just..
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.. call my agent, when you know..
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.. you make a decision.
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Thanks.
- OK.
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Hey, you're Carson Daly, aren't ya?
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Hi, I'm Don Barris.
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When I saw Carson Daly..
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.. wearing the fanny pack..
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.. wearing the jacket..
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.. wearing the hat.
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I'm looking at.. I'm looking at myself..
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.. or somebody that wants to be me..
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.. and I'm saying..
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.. and I'm thinking through my head..
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.. this is somebody that
needs his ass kicked..
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.. bad.
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Real bad.
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Perry. Perry Caravello.
- Hi, hi, Carson. Hi.
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So how'd it go?
Do you think you got the role?
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I don't know. It went good.
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They wanna see some other guy.
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Some scary fairy or something.
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Scary fairy?
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Is that what you're calling me?
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Perry...
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Perry.
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I'm Stone.
- Oh OK, I'm sorry.
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Stone Fury.
- Anyway, listen good luck to you..
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.. and I'll catch you later.
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Perry, you should go in.
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Thank you.
- Wait a minute, Perry.
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Hey, is it all right if we go in with him?
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No. You guys shouldn't
really even be in here.
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All right, Perry, you got your lines?
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Yeah.
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All right, remember, what are we thinking?
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Unleash the fury.
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You are Stone Fury.
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Don't stop dude, don't stop.
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Sit down and shut up.
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Perry.
- Yes sir.
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Hi, uh, thanks for coming in..
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.. for the, uh, lead role in, uh..
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.. Windy City Heat, I'm..
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.. sure you know our director.
- Hey Bob. Good seeing ya.
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Bobcat Goldthwait
- Good to see ya.
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Can I shake your hand?
- Ah, yeah, pleasure.
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Just getting over a little..
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.. poison oak here.
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Sorry about that.
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Yeah, just find your mark up there..
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.. you have all the material that
you need, right, Perry?
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Yeah. Do you want me on the white
or on the black?
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Uh, the.. the other mark.
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Find your mark there, just find the light.
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The other, the other..
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.. the other, the other..
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Just find your light.
If you can find the light.
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This one?
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Correct?
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Actually..
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Action?
- .. uh, the other.
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If you'd find your light there Perry..
- Down stage.
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.. with the tape.
- Down stage.
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With the tape.
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This one?
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Uh, there should be some tape..
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.. uh, up there.
- Where?
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Over here?
- Somewhere over there.
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ON the stage, correct?
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Are you talking this way?
- Stage left.
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Ah, there we go.
- Stage left.
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Stage left.
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There you go, alright.
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Ah, as you know, you reading for the role..
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.. of Stone Fury.
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Let me tell you a little about Stone,
he's a ah..
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.. he's a hard-drinking..
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.. hard-talking, hard-living
tough guy.
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And we've seen a lot of people
for this role..
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.. we saw Gandolfini..
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.. uh, Liotta..
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.. and uh, Wopat.
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We actually narrowed down the field..
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.. uh, to yourself..
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.. and one other actor, who we just saw,
who, who..
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.. who.. was..
- Just walked outta here.
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He was quite, uh, quite good.
- Yeah, good.
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Carson, whew, boy he's good.
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He's a joke.
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Capisce? He's a joke.
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Well, that's.. that's your opinion.
- Nobody can do..
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.. this role, but me.
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That's great, um..
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.. so are, are you ready? Settle in.
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And..
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.. act.
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Perry, I, I, I'm sorry..
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.. a lot of directors, they say..
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Action! I just say..
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.. and.. act.
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Thank you.
- So when you hear me say and.. act..
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00:09:04,806 --> 00:09:07,061
Then go.
- .. then you.. act.
267
00:09:07,097 --> 00:09:09,030
And..
268
00:09:09,697 --> 00:09:10,470
.. act.
269
00:09:11,372 --> 00:09:13,116
My name is Stone..
270
00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,545
.. Stone Fury.
271
00:09:15,446 --> 00:09:17,448
This is my town, Chicago..
- Perry, did you get the part?
272
00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,439
Mole, Mole, Mole..
- Did he get it? Is he Stone Fury?
273
00:09:19,512 --> 00:09:21,914
What the fuck are you guys
doing in here?!
274
00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:24,103
Perry, seriously, got back to your act.
I'm so sorry.
275
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,515
I apologize..
276
00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:27,248
I know you're excited guys, we're just..
277
00:09:27,273 --> 00:09:29,425
.. we're just getting into this,
can you please just step out?
278
00:09:29,450 --> 00:09:31,638
Okay.
- No problem.
279
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,752
Rock on!
280
00:09:32,777 --> 00:09:33,865
Bob..
281
00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,678
.. can you get these guys evacuated..
282
00:09:35,711 --> 00:09:36,765
.. from this building?
283
00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:38,653
They're gone.
I like.. I..
284
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,805
.. now I like what you're doing..
- Yeah, just use that.
285
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,733
.. use that, now just settle in.
286
00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:43,727
Let's start it from the top again.
287
00:09:43,752 --> 00:09:46,807
Let's start from the..
let's start from the top, alright?
288
00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:48,901
And..
289
00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:50,515
.. act.
290
00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:54,141
My name is Stone, Stone Fury.
291
00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:56,490
And this is my town, Chicago.
292
00:09:57,123 --> 00:09:58,596
Yeah, city of big shoulders..
293
00:09:58,621 --> 00:10:01,106
Did you get it yet?!
- Mole, Mole, get over here!
294
00:10:01,131 --> 00:10:02,476
Did you get it? Are you Stone?
295
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,566
Mole please! Just stop.
296
00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:06,932
Perry, I am so sorry, he just..
- Don, Don.
297
00:10:06,957 --> 00:10:08,768
How in the fuck..
- Guys, guys.
298
00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,982
.. do you expect me to get this part..
299
00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:13,043
.. until you fucking leave?!
- Perry, be professional.
300
00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:16,097
No, you shut the fuck..
Get the fuck outta here!
301
00:10:16,122 --> 00:10:18,066
GET OUTTA HERE!
- Perry, please!
302
00:10:18,091 --> 00:10:19,746
Please! Just for a second.
303
00:10:19,812 --> 00:10:23,101
Perry, don't let this get you upset.
304
00:10:23,126 --> 00:10:24,711
Unleash the fury.
305
00:10:25,255 --> 00:10:27,194
Guys, why don't you do this,
why don't you just take a seat..
306
00:10:27,219 --> 00:10:29,148
.. just come in here and take a seat.
- Alright!
307
00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:31,605
Mole, but be quiet.
308
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,613
Don't do anything to disrupt him
this time, OK?
309
00:10:34,809 --> 00:10:36,822
Do you want Perry to get this role?
- Yea.
310
00:10:37,122 --> 00:10:37,924
Perry..
311
00:10:37,949 --> 00:10:40,364
How do you guys deal with these two?
312
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,104
This one especially.
313
00:10:42,214 --> 00:10:45,187
Breaks in this door, breaks in this door..
- Perry I.. Perry, Perry!
314
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,480
I need you to get this job.
315
00:10:47,505 --> 00:10:49,136
Alright? So.. so..
- Thank you.
316
00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,765
So calm down, and let's try it again,
alright?
317
00:10:52,045 --> 00:10:53,978
I'm gonna try it my version.
318
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:55,317
Perry..
319
00:10:55,342 --> 00:10:57,583
.. let's just do this, let's continue
from where we were at..
320
00:10:57,608 --> 00:10:59,797
.. let's just take it from the top
there that monologue.
321
00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,352
Alright, let's go.
322
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,246
And..
323
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,279
.. act.
324
00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:07,466
My name is Stone, Stone Fury.
325
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,582
Yeah, this is my town, Chicago..
326
00:11:10,607 --> 00:11:12,423
.. city of broken shoulders..
327
00:11:12,996 --> 00:11:14,789
.. city of big shoulders..
328
00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:17,649
.. and Broken Dreams.
329
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,539
Do you want to start again?
- Yeah.
330
00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:23,102
OK, go ahead, start again.
- Perry.. Perry..
331
00:11:23,236 --> 00:11:24,969
Shut up!
332
00:11:25,403 --> 00:11:28,190
I don't want to even wanna know
you guys are there.
333
00:11:28,215 --> 00:11:29,916
Find your mark there Perry too, please.
334
00:11:30,408 --> 00:11:32,300
And did you slate.. just slate your name.
335
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:33,515
Say your name.
336
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,797
My name is Perry Ca..
337
00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:37,189
Sorry, sorry.
338
00:11:37,256 --> 00:11:38,382
And..
339
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,516
.. act.
340
00:11:39,635 --> 00:11:42,055
My name is Stone, Stone Fury.
341
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,347
This is my city, my town, Chicago..
342
00:11:45,407 --> 00:11:46,862
.. Chicago, Illinois.
343
00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:49,962
Some say I'm the best private dick
there ever was.
344
00:11:50,158 --> 00:11:52,952
But there's trouble.. brewing.
345
00:11:53,282 --> 00:11:55,220
Stone can feel it.
346
00:11:56,076 --> 00:11:58,682
This might be his last chance..
347
00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:02,496
.. to whack this town, Stone cold.
348
00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,617
Thank you Perry, good luck.
349
00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:22,210
Bye Perry.
350
00:12:23,366 --> 00:12:25,566
Oh wait a second, hold on, hold on..
351
00:12:25,617 --> 00:12:27,390
.. wait a minute, please.
352
00:12:28,132 --> 00:12:29,845
Could everybody just put your
fingers in your ear..
353
00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:32,432
.. for just one second please?
Everybody.
354
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,260
Alright, listen to me.
355
00:12:38,285 --> 00:12:40,076
Good luck, yeah.
- I know, just.. please.
356
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,653
For one second, listen.
357
00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:43,152
Alright what I need you to do buddy..
358
00:12:43,177 --> 00:12:45,332
.. I gotta get you this role, man.
359
00:12:45,357 --> 00:12:46,480
Alright, are you OK?
360
00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:48,887
I'm fine.
- Alright, now who is Stone Fury?
361
00:12:48,912 --> 00:12:50,530
I'm Stone Fury.
- Who is Stone Fury?!
362
00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:51,849
Who is the best sports P.I..
363
00:12:51,894 --> 00:12:53,262
.. in all of Chicago?
- Me.
364
00:12:53,287 --> 00:12:54,884
Absolutely, now feel that.
365
00:12:54,937 --> 00:12:57,224
Now this time I want you to..
What are you gonna do?
366
00:12:57,269 --> 00:12:59,320
I'm gonna unleash the fury.
- Unleash the fury.
367
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:00,237
Absolutely right..
368
00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:01,531
Sit your ass down..
- Alright now, alright.
369
00:13:01,556 --> 00:13:03,664
.. and let me show them how it's done.
- Let me get you another reading.
370
00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:06,647
Alright, everybody, unplug your ears.
371
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,450
Alright, I'm gonna need to
ask a favor for ya.
372
00:13:11,112 --> 00:13:12,928
I wanna see another reading
from this man.
373
00:13:12,953 --> 00:13:15,436
Don..
- No, no, please listen.
374
00:13:15,957 --> 00:13:18,257
Let him do it the way that he wrote it..
375
00:13:18,524 --> 00:13:19,896
.. or and I'm not trying to threaten you..
376
00:13:19,951 --> 00:13:21,123
.. I'm not trying to disrespect you..
377
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,927
.. in any way.
- Don, it's not necessary.
378
00:13:22,952 --> 00:13:24,100
Then here's the way it works..
379
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,599
.. if you don't give him another reading,
I'm walking off the film.
380
00:13:26,624 --> 00:13:29,125
Yeah and I won't even go see
your movie unless..
381
00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:31,499
.. you're gonna let Perry read it again.
382
00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:39,387
Ugh.. alright.
383
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,720
It better be good.
- Go ahead.
384
00:13:41,878 --> 00:13:43,825
Unleash the fury.
385
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:46,688
Don't suck, lose the jacket.
386
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,762
Come on, scare master.
387
00:13:54,226 --> 00:13:57,241
Hey, the name? The name is Stone.
388
00:13:57,744 --> 00:13:59,108
Stone Fury.
389
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:02,100
Yeah this is my turf, my town,
my city Chi-Town..
390
00:14:02,146 --> 00:14:03,860
.. Chicago, Illinois.
391
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:07,089
City of big buildings, big shoulders..
392
00:14:07,129 --> 00:14:09,249
.. big hearts and big dreams.
393
00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:11,014
Mm-hmm.
394
00:14:11,672 --> 00:14:13,498
Yeah, some say I'm the best private dick..
395
00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:15,432
.. there ever was.
396
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,500
But that was a long time ago.
397
00:14:17,721 --> 00:14:19,820
Stone man here can see
something brewin'.
398
00:14:20,232 --> 00:14:22,338
This might be the last chance..
399
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,725
.. I whack this town into something..
400
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,424
.. Stone cold.
401
00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:42,750
Congratulations Perry..
402
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:45,163
.. guys I think we found our
Stone Fury!
403
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,320
Hey!
404
00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:24,564
Get off of me, god damn it!
405
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,913
Jesus Christ!
406
00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:30,760
Perry, you are Stone Fury!
407
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,279
I don't think there's any other
actor out there..
408
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,523
.. that could play Stone Fury.
409
00:15:39,548 --> 00:15:41,917
I feel the role of Stone Fury was..
410
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,590
.. specifically written for me.
411
00:15:52,031 --> 00:15:54,111
You know what, I go take a crap..
412
00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:55,629
.. and I come out of the stinker..
413
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,269
And guess who's there?
- That dude?
414
00:15:57,294 --> 00:15:59,209
No, Reese Witherspoon.
415
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,175
I'm like..
- Did you get any Reese's pieces?
416
00:16:03,115 --> 00:16:04,992
Shut up, man!
- Did you hear what I said to him?
417
00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:06,765
He said I saw Reese Witherspoon..
418
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:09,353
.. I said did you see any Reese's pieces?
- I know, I know, I know..
419
00:16:11,824 --> 00:16:13,645
It's the same name.
- Yeah, it sure is..
420
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,139
.. that's very clever..
- Did you get it?
421
00:16:15,164 --> 00:16:16,992
.. yeah, I get it, I get it, yeah..
- It was good.
422
00:16:17,036 --> 00:16:18,436
Wait a minute, hey..
423
00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:20,795
Biiiig three!
424
00:16:21,602 --> 00:16:22,545
Here it is.
425
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,572
Windy City Heat..
426
00:16:24,632 --> 00:16:26,033
Perry, why don't you sit over here.
427
00:16:26,078 --> 00:16:27,113
That's his seat.
428
00:16:27,138 --> 00:16:28,653
Now Perry, you're the star
of the movie.
429
00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:29,898
Oh, I'm the star?
430
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,073
Alright..
- Perry, the star!
431
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,113
Come on buddy.
- Hi guys.
432
00:16:35,138 --> 00:16:37,151
Hey! It's Bobcat.
- There's the boss!
433
00:16:37,176 --> 00:16:39,083
How you doin' boss, how you doin'..
434
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:40,248
Hi, sorry I'm late.
435
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:42,042
You don't need to use that in here.
436
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,195
I'm gonna turn it on a lower setting.
- Alright.
437
00:16:44,465 --> 00:16:46,067
If I don't use it I forget to..
438
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,760
.. when I'm directing
- Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
439
00:16:47,785 --> 00:16:49,213
It's alright.
- Mr. Bobcat?
440
00:16:49,238 --> 00:16:50,965
Mr. Adams in on the phone.
- Alright.
441
00:16:50,989 --> 00:16:52,653
Here we go..
442
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,149
Hello?
443
00:16:55,174 --> 00:16:56,909
This is the ship-to-shore operator..
444
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,463
.. please hold for Mr. Adams.
445
00:16:58,488 --> 00:17:00,269
I'm gonna go grab something to eat.
446
00:17:00,294 --> 00:17:02,046
Mole, wait, don't go.
- Wait!
447
00:17:02,071 --> 00:17:02,866
We're having a meeting!
448
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,032
Tell him to wait for me, I'm hungry.
449
00:17:05,602 --> 00:17:07,102
Don't worry about it, that's
the way he works.
450
00:17:07,162 --> 00:17:08,495
Hello, all!
451
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,179
Helloo.. Mr. Adams!
- Oh, hey Mr. Adams.
452
00:17:10,211 --> 00:17:11,719
It's John Quincy Adams calling..
453
00:17:11,744 --> 00:17:14,593
How about a little roll call.
Don are you there?
454
00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:15,862
Right here, Mr. Adams.
455
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:18,236
Don will be playing our heavy Big Lou..
456
00:17:18,261 --> 00:17:19,681
.. and speaking of heavy..
457
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,721
.. is my big fat greasy lead
actor Perry in the room?
458
00:17:22,746 --> 00:17:25,325
Hey! What are you talking about, fat?
459
00:17:25,465 --> 00:17:26,748
John Quincy Adams..
460
00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,934
.. I've never met him, face to face.
461
00:17:28,976 --> 00:17:30,309
I don't know..
462
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,769
.. anything that he's produced.
463
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,966
You sound awfully close to
the speaker phone..
464
00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:36,004
.. you're not sitting in
my chair, are you?
465
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:36,976
No..
466
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,344
If you're not in my chair,
where are you sitting?
467
00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:41,204
Right.. right next to you.
468
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:42,987
Or I'm mean right next..
469
00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:44,639
.. oh, shit..
470
00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:46,603
Over to..
471
00:17:46,668 --> 00:17:47,795
.. I'm actually right on..
472
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,401
.. over by the head of your..
473
00:17:49,426 --> 00:17:50,855
.. cow or calf or..
474
00:17:50,971 --> 00:17:53,231
.. whatever the hell you want
to call that animal that's uh..
475
00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:54,740
.. laying down over, over there.
476
00:17:54,765 --> 00:17:56,620
So, what do you think of my office, Perry?
477
00:17:56,706 --> 00:17:57,626
Beautiful.
478
00:17:57,683 --> 00:17:58,572
It's beautiful.
479
00:17:58,596 --> 00:17:59,338
Thank you!
480
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,991
And have we cast our Jiggly Wrigley yet?
481
00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:04,932
Uh.. uh.. actually.. actually we haven't.
482
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:05,880
Why not?
483
00:18:05,905 --> 00:18:07,322
Well I.. I..
484
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,431
.. I can't find the right girl.
485
00:18:09,483 --> 00:18:10,610
This is outrageous..
486
00:18:10,635 --> 00:18:12,376
.. we need our Jiggly Wrigley.
487
00:18:12,401 --> 00:18:13,653
Now get cracking or you'll be..
488
00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,758
.. out on the street shooting
Hot to Trot 2.
489
00:18:15,783 --> 00:18:17,445
Chop chop! Toodles.
490
00:18:18,299 --> 00:18:19,870
Hey guys, what did I miss?
491
00:18:19,951 --> 00:18:21,196
OK, just sit down Mole.
492
00:18:21,221 --> 00:18:22,734
It sounds like he's gonna fire me..
493
00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:23,955
He's firing ya?
- No..
494
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,132
.. he's a hard guy to get along
with but don't worry.
495
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,592
Let's just go and get these girls.
496
00:18:27,617 --> 00:18:28,914
Yeah, I want you to read with them.
497
00:18:28,939 --> 00:18:30,100
Turkey?
498
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:30,906
No.
499
00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:36,231
Look at this..
500
00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:38,100
.. are these the guys that auditioned?
501
00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:40,793
There he is, the star.
502
00:18:40,881 --> 00:18:42,954
Alright, scare master, yeah!
503
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:43,941
Nice job.
504
00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:44,505
Thank you.
505
00:18:44,538 --> 00:18:45,831
Way to do it, scare master.
506
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:48,189
Roman Polanski!
507
00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:49,722
Good to see you guys,
what's going on?
508
00:18:49,936 --> 00:18:51,940
Perry, welcome back. How are things?
509
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,309
You don't wanna shake my hand?
510
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:54,882
I'm just, I'm getting over this virus.
511
00:18:54,907 --> 00:18:56,645
Is he helping pick this girl?
512
00:18:56,964 --> 00:18:57,804
Yeah.
513
00:18:57,898 --> 00:18:59,857
Oh, Perry, get a good looking one.
Get the hot one.
514
00:18:59,884 --> 00:19:01,317
Get a hot one.
- Yeah.
515
00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:04,662
We didn't have a lot of
time to pick the..
516
00:19:04,702 --> 00:19:06,396
.. correct Jiggly Wrigley..
517
00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:08,338
.. and uh, he had them..
518
00:19:08,409 --> 00:19:10,039
.. all audition all at the same time.
519
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,763
And..
520
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:13,044
.. act.
521
00:19:13,906 --> 00:19:15,766
What can I do for you little lady?
522
00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:18,660
Stone, you gotta help me..
523
00:19:18,685 --> 00:19:20,691
.. I'll do anything.
524
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,542
And Jiggly Wrigley starts..
525
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:27,376
.. taking off her shirt..
526
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:28,811
.. take off your shirt,
take off your shirt..
527
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,526
.. and cut, cut, cut..
528
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:32,113
.. cut, cut, cut.
529
00:19:33,031 --> 00:19:34,178
It was nice meeting you all.
530
00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:34,758
Thank you.
531
00:19:34,785 --> 00:19:36,695
Bye girls.
- Bye.
532
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,720
One on the left.
The one on my left.
533
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:39,914
What was it about her..
534
00:19:39,939 --> 00:19:41,254
.. performance that struck you?
535
00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:44,027
Those are the jigglies, baby.
536
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,200
Capisce?
537
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,327
Did you like her or did you like
the one that was next to me?
538
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:48,879
The problem I had with them is
that they..
539
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,346
.. sucked!
540
00:19:51,053 --> 00:19:51,927
Oh!
541
00:19:55,197 --> 00:19:56,038
Hi!
542
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:57,736
Hey.
543
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,376
Nice to see you.
544
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:02,078
We've been looking for
a Jiggly Wrigley now..
545
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:04,065
.. for what, six months?
- Hey baby.
546
00:20:04,195 --> 00:20:06,049
How am I gonna find a girl..
547
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,187
.. who's got like, you know,
a nice rack..
548
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:10,398
.. a big rack, who's pretty..
549
00:20:10,423 --> 00:20:12,444
.. you know like brown hair..
550
00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:14,829
You know what I need?
I need somebody who's like..
551
00:20:14,854 --> 00:20:16,603
Excuse me?
- .. kinda like a..
552
00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:18,331
Quiet Perry!
553
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,295
I'm talking to Roman.
554
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,063
Hey Bobcat! Hey Bobcat!
555
00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:23,843
How about Susan over here?
556
00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:25,180
Mole!
557
00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:31,371
I love you!
558
00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:32,791
I love you..
559
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,085
.. you are so smart!
560
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:35,609
My idea!
561
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,056
Oh my God Mole, thank you!
562
00:20:39,624 --> 00:20:41,944
Hey, don't forget I helped out,
don't forget I helped..
563
00:20:45,317 --> 00:20:46,235
Thanks Perry..
564
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,502
.. thank you.
- Oh, no kiss?
565
00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:50,002
Thanks.
- She's a beautiful person she's a..
566
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,330
.. a wonderful woman, and I would love..
567
00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:54,624
.. to.. get in her panties..
568
00:20:54,664 --> 00:20:55,511
.. oh yeah.
569
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:02,666
Alright, this is our first day..
570
00:21:02,691 --> 00:21:04,596
.. and we're gonna be doing
our first shot..
571
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:05,981
.. what I consider one of the..
572
00:21:06,006 --> 00:21:07,994
.. possibly the most exciting
action films..
573
00:21:08,019 --> 00:21:10,494
.. ever made, and it's
got drama in it.
574
00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:12,108
Let's, uh, let's hope that..
575
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,768
.. God blesses us with some magic
and stardust.
576
00:21:15,028 --> 00:21:16,255
Alright?
577
00:21:17,411 --> 00:21:18,613
Perry, speech!
578
00:21:18,638 --> 00:21:20,166
This means a lot to me..
579
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,917
.. let's kick some fucking ass..
580
00:21:22,942 --> 00:21:23,912
Yeah!
581
00:21:23,937 --> 00:21:25,178
Let's rock and roll and..
582
00:21:25,203 --> 00:21:27,498
.. make this movie number one!
583
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,167
I couldn't have said it better.
584
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,242
Let's go ahead and block this out.
585
00:21:35,267 --> 00:21:36,040
Let's do this.
586
00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:38,897
Biiig three!
587
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,956
Everybody's calling us..
588
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:43,273
.. Three Stooges of the new millennium.
589
00:21:43,298 --> 00:21:44,650
And action on rehearsals.
590
00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:46,683
Hey boss, looky what I found.
591
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:48,170
Hey, can I improvise
something there?
592
00:21:48,195 --> 00:21:49,658
Yeah, go ahead.
- Okay.
593
00:21:50,629 --> 00:21:52,362
Hey boss, looky what I found.
594
00:21:52,407 --> 00:21:53,777
Well, well, well..
595
00:21:53,817 --> 00:21:55,510
If it isn't Chicago's fattest..
596
00:21:55,535 --> 00:21:57,337
.. most disgusting, gross..
597
00:21:57,362 --> 00:21:58,603
.. pig of a man..
598
00:21:58,628 --> 00:22:01,119
.. the worst fat guy I know..
- Cut, cut..
599
00:22:01,144 --> 00:22:03,127
Alright, alright, cut.
- .. cut, cut..
600
00:22:04,044 --> 00:22:06,490
That, I don't, I don't care.
601
00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:08,791
We got film going, you don't do that.
602
00:22:08,816 --> 00:22:10,324
I'm gonna have to because..
603
00:22:10,357 --> 00:22:11,994
.. that shouldn't even be in this.
604
00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:13,034
I'll cut it down a little.
605
00:22:13,303 --> 00:22:15,016
Let's try it again.
- OK, let's just go again though folks.
606
00:22:15,103 --> 00:22:16,689
I looked at the scene..
607
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,844
.. like it needed improvement.
608
00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:21,559
And I look at the scene like..
609
00:22:22,679 --> 00:22:24,402
.. I'm gonna turn this movie..
610
00:22:24,659 --> 00:22:27,122
.. into the best film out there.
611
00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:28,254
Marker.
612
00:22:30,364 --> 00:22:32,537
Hey boss, looky what I found.
613
00:22:32,599 --> 00:22:34,006
Well, well, well..
614
00:22:34,031 --> 00:22:37,089
.. Chicago's fattest, has-been
sports P.I
615
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:38,576
How ya doin', Stone?
616
00:22:38,678 --> 00:22:40,151
Come on, Big Lou..
617
00:22:40,772 --> 00:22:42,621
I know you stole Ernie Banks' pants.
618
00:22:42,646 --> 00:22:44,603
Cut! Yeah!
619
00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:48,473
You know, you can look in
someone's eyes..
620
00:22:48,498 --> 00:22:50,073
.. and see that..
621
00:22:50,139 --> 00:22:51,649
.. they're there?
- And see perfection?
622
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:52,488
Yeah.
623
00:22:52,548 --> 00:22:54,874
You had that. You really did.
624
00:22:55,345 --> 00:22:56,498
When you went like this with..
625
00:22:56,523 --> 00:22:58,718
.. remember when you, yeah,
right there, that's..
626
00:22:58,805 --> 00:23:00,865
.. that's what I had to look at.
627
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,174
When I used to get into fights with
kids back in school..
628
00:23:05,366 --> 00:23:07,781
.. I used to squint my left eye
and it meant..
629
00:23:07,806 --> 00:23:09,160
.. you're gonna die.
630
00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:11,390
So you've killed people?
- No, no, no, no, no..
631
00:23:11,415 --> 00:23:13,773
.. no, I meant I'm gonna
hurt you bad.
632
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,606
Marker.
633
00:23:15,133 --> 00:23:17,320
And.. act.
634
00:23:24,706 --> 00:23:27,014
Hey boss, looky what I found.
635
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,605
Well, well, well.. if it isn't
Chicago's fattest..
636
00:23:29,652 --> 00:23:31,656
.. has-been Sports P.I.
637
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,508
How ya doin', Stone?
638
00:23:33,654 --> 00:23:34,694
Come on Big Lou..
639
00:23:34,719 --> 00:23:36,980
.. I know it was you who stole
Ernie Banks's pants.
640
00:23:37,033 --> 00:23:39,315
Hey, you got nothing on me, Fury.
641
00:23:40,343 --> 00:23:42,297
Well then why don't you come clean?
642
00:23:42,372 --> 00:23:43,532
You want clean?
643
00:23:43,929 --> 00:23:45,242
I'll give you clean.
644
00:23:45,472 --> 00:23:47,699
Hey Brock, why don't you take
out the trash.
645
00:23:47,752 --> 00:23:49,372
You got it, boss.
646
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:51,034
Come on, fellas!
647
00:24:01,138 --> 00:24:03,879
Looks like we left no stone unturned.
648
00:24:09,636 --> 00:24:11,751
I'm getting a little too old
for this shit.
649
00:24:11,776 --> 00:24:13,038
Alright, and cut.
650
00:24:13,063 --> 00:24:14,686
That's a cut. Cut, cut, cut.
651
00:24:14,711 --> 00:24:17,186
Do we anything that would just
make this..
652
00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:19,041
.. make this more believable..
653
00:24:19,151 --> 00:24:20,676
.. it doesn't look dirty enough,
we need like..
654
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,491
.. shit that you would see in a back alley..
655
00:24:22,516 --> 00:24:25,510
.. like actually, like if you get me some
crap or some poop.
656
00:24:25,626 --> 00:24:27,163
No, you don't want that.
657
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:28,650
No, it's..
658
00:24:29,516 --> 00:24:31,222
Yeah, that would be, that would be..
what do..
659
00:24:31,247 --> 00:24:33,816
.. what do you mean you don't like it?
- You said crap or poop.
660
00:24:33,936 --> 00:24:36,320
I don't want..
- Get both, crap and poop.
661
00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:38,480
Are you serious?
662
00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:39,756
Yeah.
663
00:24:39,850 --> 00:24:41,780
It's not, it's, it's, it's..
664
00:24:42,033 --> 00:24:43,592
.. it's for the realism.
665
00:24:43,617 --> 00:24:45,100
Can I use the restroom?
666
00:24:45,227 --> 00:24:48,000
You wanna pee in your own.. ?
- Are you gonna pee in it?
667
00:24:48,252 --> 00:24:49,786
Yeah pee on yourself.
668
00:24:49,811 --> 00:24:51,303
I'm not gonna pee on myself.
669
00:24:51,328 --> 00:24:53,056
Let's let him go to the bathroom.
670
00:24:53,298 --> 00:24:55,678
Perry's 10-100 and uh..
- You wanna bucket?
671
00:24:56,366 --> 00:24:58,485
Perry, do you want to bring
back some of that poop?
672
00:24:58,510 --> 00:24:59,616
No poop!
673
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,764
The best acting out there is real stuff.
674
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Because it's all real shit..
675
00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:07,412
.. and it's not an act,
it's all reality.
676
00:25:07,479 --> 00:25:09,440
Is that real crap or fake crap?
677
00:25:09,485 --> 00:25:11,000
It's real crap, let's go..
678
00:25:11,025 --> 00:25:13,066
.. and.. act.
679
00:25:18,328 --> 00:25:19,714
Oh God..
680
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,181
.. I'm getting a little too old
for this shit.
681
00:25:22,425 --> 00:25:24,256
Alright and cut.
682
00:25:24,281 --> 00:25:26,604
Yeah! Nice job, scare master.
683
00:25:26,639 --> 00:25:29,090
Oh no, no, no.. you stink man.
684
00:25:29,115 --> 00:25:30,820
This isn't wet enough..
685
00:25:30,845 --> 00:25:33,367
.. we need to go again,
we need more crap..
686
00:25:33,547 --> 00:25:36,048
.. more and more crap.
- Again?
687
00:25:36,073 --> 00:25:37,549
He said we got to do it again..
688
00:25:37,576 --> 00:25:39,417
.. and I think we did it again
that scene..
689
00:25:39,442 --> 00:25:41,135
.. did about three or four times..
690
00:25:41,219 --> 00:25:43,303
.. and I was getting pissed!
691
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,576
Why don't you ask for a stunt double..
692
00:25:45,601 --> 00:25:46,649
.. so you don't have to do this?
693
00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:49,043
A stunt double?
- Do you wanna get a stunt double?
694
00:25:49,068 --> 00:25:49,853
Yeah, thank you.
695
00:25:49,878 --> 00:25:51,860
Alright, let's get Perry a stunt double.
696
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,501
The experience of being in my first..
697
00:25:53,526 --> 00:25:55,007
.. big Hollywood scene was..
698
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,474
.. was an experience.
699
00:25:57,095 --> 00:25:58,635
I liked it, I thought it was cool.
700
00:25:58,660 --> 00:25:59,715
Um..
701
00:26:00,396 --> 00:26:03,403
.. being thrown in the manure..
702
00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:05,576
.. is a different story you know..
703
00:26:05,925 --> 00:26:08,579
But, there again, you know,
to make it more real..
704
00:26:09,572 --> 00:26:11,947
.. boom, you gotta, you gotta
take this shit..
705
00:26:11,972 --> 00:26:15,147
.. before you, uh, really experience..
706
00:26:15,172 --> 00:26:17,310
.. the bullshit, or whatever.
707
00:26:17,529 --> 00:26:18,987
If you know what I'm saying?
708
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,206
Can I steal Perry away
for a few minutes..
709
00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:22,491
.. to go over his contract rider?
710
00:26:22,516 --> 00:26:24,044
Good luck, get everything
you want, man.
711
00:26:24,069 --> 00:26:25,310
Okay?
- Good stuff buddy.
712
00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,737
Alright.
- Uh, guys, no cameras for this.
713
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,074
Right now I'm gonna go
straight to dairy..
714
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,675
.. because I know..
I.. I am lactose intolerant.
715
00:26:32,813 --> 00:26:34,679
So I cannot drink milk..
716
00:26:34,806 --> 00:26:36,347
Gimme a glass of milk..
717
00:26:36,540 --> 00:26:38,407
.. I'll be shitting like crazy.
718
00:26:41,498 --> 00:26:44,417
So.. I get soy milk only..
719
00:26:44,442 --> 00:26:46,258
.. oranges, orange juice..
720
00:26:46,283 --> 00:26:49,028
.. you know the berries:
blueberries, strawberries..
721
00:26:49,053 --> 00:26:50,875
.. shampoo and conditioner.
722
00:26:50,928 --> 00:26:52,658
OK, let me ask one thing of you..
723
00:26:52,683 --> 00:26:55,411
.. your list is quite a bit more..
extensive than uh..
724
00:26:55,436 --> 00:26:57,218
.. Mole's and Don's so uh..
725
00:26:57,243 --> 00:26:59,106
.. if you can keep it down
as to what you got..
726
00:26:59,131 --> 00:27:00,421
Bring them to my level.
727
00:27:00,759 --> 00:27:01,976
Hey guys!
- What's happening?
728
00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:03,889
Check it out I got the
motorcycle I asked for..
729
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:04,936
.. in my contract!
730
00:27:04,961 --> 00:27:07,131
Oh, did you see what I got?
- What'd you ask for?
731
00:27:07,156 --> 00:27:08,297
Rolex.
- Nice..
732
00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:09,713
Hey Perry, what'd you ask for?
733
00:27:09,738 --> 00:27:12,047
Perry asked for shampoo.
734
00:27:12,973 --> 00:27:14,246
You asked for shampoo?
735
00:27:15,028 --> 00:27:16,941
Dude you should've asked
for a motorcycle.
736
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:17,809
I didn't..
737
00:27:17,839 --> 00:27:19,489
Perry don't argue, you got
what you got..
738
00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:20,711
.. it's no big deal.
739
00:27:20,736 --> 00:27:24,377
Sol Steinbergowitz didn't give me
a fucking contract..
740
00:27:25,118 --> 00:27:26,701
.. "Oh, it's coming it's coming"..
741
00:27:26,761 --> 00:27:28,988
.. yeah, just like an orgasm is coming.
742
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:31,348
Hi, Frances Farmer, good to meet you..
743
00:27:31,373 --> 00:27:33,813
Hi!
- .. Frances Farmer, I'm the lot manager..
744
00:27:33,838 --> 00:27:35,427
.. I'm going to take you
guys to your trailers.
745
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,179
Oh great, trailers!
746
00:27:37,376 --> 00:27:38,550
Hey, who's that?
747
00:27:38,885 --> 00:27:40,630
Hey!
- Adam!
748
00:27:40,664 --> 00:27:42,664
Hey Adam, what's happening?
- Hey Adam!
749
00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:43,811
Hey, how's it going?
750
00:27:43,839 --> 00:27:44,492
How you doing brother?
751
00:27:44,517 --> 00:27:46,674
We're here filming
Windy City Heat.
752
00:27:46,976 --> 00:27:48,644
They're doing that on this lot?
- Yeah.
753
00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:50,297
Absolutely, Perry's the star..
754
00:27:50,322 --> 00:27:51,523
.. what're you doing here?
755
00:27:51,594 --> 00:27:53,738
I'm doing a gladiator dog
buddy flick..
756
00:27:53,763 --> 00:27:55,191
.. called Air Caligula.
757
00:27:55,289 --> 00:27:56,498
It's the same as Air Bud..
758
00:27:56,523 --> 00:27:58,138
.. but he throws a javelin.
759
00:27:58,274 --> 00:28:00,063
I watched The Man Show
last night..
760
00:28:00,103 --> 00:28:01,949
.. and laughed my ass off..
761
00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:04,488
Oh really?
- .. on the hair removal ordeal.
762
00:28:04,513 --> 00:28:06,535
Don't say anything, he
lost that show..
763
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,428
.. it's not on anymore.
- Don't put it in his face..
764
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,285
It's kinda weird cause..
- I mean I thought it was funny.
765
00:28:10,338 --> 00:28:13,098
Well, I mean it was funny
but now that Jimmy's..
766
00:28:13,499 --> 00:28:15,939
But let.. hey, hey, congratulations so..
767
00:28:15,964 --> 00:28:18,161
.. congratulations man..
- Thanks a lot.
768
00:28:18,186 --> 00:28:19,873
Hey, and listen, if you need any..
769
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:21,506
.. you need any help,
you need any extra players..
770
00:28:21,531 --> 00:28:22,479
.. anything like that..
771
00:28:22,504 --> 00:28:24,294
Same thing about your TV show..
772
00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:26,176
.. you need any help on your
show or anything..
773
00:28:26,201 --> 00:28:28,613
Right, I don't have a TV show
anymore though..
774
00:28:28,638 --> 00:28:30,374
Don't rub it in Perry, you
keep rubbing it in.
775
00:28:30,401 --> 00:28:32,058
Perry, don't be a jerk, seriously..
776
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,783
I'm sorry..
- Hey, I gotta go.
777
00:28:33,823 --> 00:28:35,444
If you could just wait a second,
I just need to make sure..
778
00:28:35,469 --> 00:28:36,891
.. that it's ready for you.
- The..
779
00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:38,932
.. spelling of my last name you got an..
780
00:28:39,053 --> 00:28:41,362
.. C-A-R-A-V-E-double-L-O..
781
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:44,069
OK, we'll take care of that,
we will well right away..
782
00:28:46,686 --> 00:28:48,769
OK, that was what I
was afraid of.
783
00:28:48,908 --> 00:28:50,835
Charlton Heston was gonna
shoot here last week..
784
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:52,088
.. and he used this trailer..
785
00:28:52,113 --> 00:28:53,821
.. and he will not leave.
786
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,529
He won't leave?
- We can't get him to leave the trailer.
787
00:28:55,554 --> 00:28:57,076
Alright, what we're gonna
do right now..
788
00:28:57,101 --> 00:28:58,886
.. we're gonna take you down,
we have the Retro down here..
789
00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:01,346
.. we're gonna put you there,
just temporarily..
790
00:29:01,433 --> 00:29:04,094
We call it the Retro it's
kind of this vintage..
791
00:29:05,131 --> 00:29:06,479
.. kind of cool it's all kind of..
792
00:29:06,504 --> 00:29:08,819
.. souped up inside, right here.
793
00:29:09,861 --> 00:29:11,494
What?
- If you just wanna duck in there..
794
00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:12,462
.. get out of the rain, make yourself..
795
00:29:12,487 --> 00:29:15,156
.. comfortable and uh..
- Oh give me a break..
796
00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:20,584
What's all the commotion?
797
00:29:20,609 --> 00:29:21,763
Somebody won't, uh..
798
00:29:21,788 --> 00:29:22,730
.. get out of my trailer.
799
00:29:22,755 --> 00:29:25,302
We have Charlton Heston,
he won't leave the trailer.
800
00:29:25,327 --> 00:29:27,327
Hey Charlton Heston!
801
00:29:27,837 --> 00:29:29,849
Charlton He.. he's over here..
802
00:29:29,874 --> 00:29:30,797
.. he's over here, Charlton..
803
00:29:30,822 --> 00:29:33,117
I don't know who this
moron was..
804
00:29:33,142 --> 00:29:34,806
.. that was in my trailer.
805
00:29:34,877 --> 00:29:37,837
Charlton He.. that is not
Charlton Heston.
806
00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:39,151
Offer him the cameo.
807
00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:41,325
Listen, you wanna cameo
in my film?
808
00:29:41,539 --> 00:29:43,938
Cameo.. ?
- A cameo.
809
00:29:44,978 --> 00:29:46,372
I'll do it!
810
00:29:46,491 --> 00:29:48,700
I'll take your stinking offer.
811
00:29:48,725 --> 00:29:51,458
You damn dirty ape!
812
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,659
Huyghahh.
813
00:29:54,606 --> 00:29:56,240
What the fuck he did to my trailer?
814
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:58,986
Then there's shotgun shells
all over the floor..
815
00:29:59,019 --> 00:30:01,332
.. of my trailer I mean I was pissed.
816
00:30:04,437 --> 00:30:06,431
Hello, I'm Santiago..
817
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:07,637
.. from wardrobe.
818
00:30:07,662 --> 00:30:09,845
We're here, we're queer,
let's get our asses in here.
819
00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,866
I'm not a fag..
820
00:30:12,256 --> 00:30:13,782
.. I'm homophobic..
821
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,473
.. I hate fags..
822
00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:17,456
Have you worn chaps before?
823
00:30:17,962 --> 00:30:18,988
Chaps, what do you mean?
824
00:30:19,021 --> 00:30:21,815
These go on as part of the
undercover scene, right?
825
00:30:22,163 --> 00:30:23,897
Did you.. did somebody measure
you for these..
826
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,071
.. or are these your own?
- Nobody said anything..
827
00:30:25,096 --> 00:30:26,618
Are these ones that
you brought yourself?
828
00:30:26,643 --> 00:30:28,291
No, no, no..
- No?
829
00:30:28,366 --> 00:30:29,480
What's this?
830
00:30:30,685 --> 00:30:32,005
It's a thong.
831
00:30:32,647 --> 00:30:34,887
You mean I'm gonna walk
out of this..
832
00:30:35,093 --> 00:30:36,731
.. effing trailer..
833
00:30:36,756 --> 00:30:38,319
.. onto set..
834
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:40,388
.. in that, and in this?
835
00:30:40,413 --> 00:30:41,948
In the rain?
836
00:30:42,346 --> 00:30:44,106
You need an umbrella?
837
00:30:44,131 --> 00:30:46,287
Yaah.
- Could you spread it a little bit?
838
00:30:46,358 --> 00:30:48,267
Gimme a canyon to work with.
839
00:30:48,292 --> 00:30:49,914
Now he wants to..
840
00:30:49,938 --> 00:30:52,166
.. measure my inseam.
841
00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:53,767
More or less, what the
guy wants to do
842
00:30:53,792 --> 00:30:54,967
.. is to go down on me.
843
00:30:54,992 --> 00:30:56,368
Do you need help taking anything off..
844
00:30:56,393 --> 00:30:57,248
.. or?
- No.
845
00:30:57,273 --> 00:30:58,494
You sure?
- Yes.
846
00:30:58,588 --> 00:30:59,801
Need me to pull.. ?
847
00:30:59,846 --> 00:31:02,165
.. pull on anything or tug
on anything?
848
00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:03,876
Don't you dare touch me..
849
00:31:03,901 --> 00:31:05,189
.. I kept telling him.
850
00:31:05,214 --> 00:31:07,753
Don't you dare touch me there.
851
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:09,272
Can I go use the restroom?
852
00:31:09,331 --> 00:31:11,629
I'd really prefer that you.. sir?
853
00:31:11,694 --> 00:31:14,144
Thank you.
- Hey, let me do my job!
854
00:31:14,390 --> 00:31:15,223
Stay there.
855
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,110
Hey, yeah, but you're forgetting..
856
00:31:17,411 --> 00:31:19,808
That'll.. that will go
on me later.
857
00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:23,141
I'm sorry.. I'm sorry..
- Thank you.
858
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,514
.. I'm nervous everybody's on..
859
00:31:24,539 --> 00:31:26,174
.. pins and needles on this production.
860
00:31:26,199 --> 00:31:27,827
God damn..
861
00:31:29,313 --> 00:31:31,111
Everything okay?
862
00:31:31,136 --> 00:31:32,912
Would you leave me alone?
863
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:35,860
Jesus Christ.
864
00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:37,475
Another temperamental actor..
865
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,155
.. I'm just trying to help.
866
00:31:39,277 --> 00:31:40,962
Don't need it, alright?
867
00:31:41,993 --> 00:31:42,980
Do they fit?
868
00:31:43,053 --> 00:31:45,993
Would you leave me
the fuck alone?
869
00:31:46,341 --> 00:31:47,994
God damn..
870
00:31:48,883 --> 00:31:50,509
Yes they fit.
- Sorry.
871
00:31:50,567 --> 00:31:53,788
What's your groin size cause
that should be holding..
872
00:31:53,827 --> 00:31:55,207
It's fine.
873
00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:57,559
I don't want to touch you,
uh, where you..
874
00:31:58,033 --> 00:31:59,711
I'd kill you if you touched
me there.
875
00:31:59,932 --> 00:32:01,772
That's a little strong, isn't it?
876
00:32:02,347 --> 00:32:03,797
Hey, I'm just doing my job.
877
00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:05,367
You didn't seem this crabby
when you were on..
878
00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:07,223
.. Beverly Hills 90210.
879
00:32:07,283 --> 00:32:09,216
I never did Beverly Hills 90210..
880
00:32:09,343 --> 00:32:10,732
Oh, look at you..
881
00:32:10,757 --> 00:32:12,571
.. Mr. Perry, Mr. Luke..
882
00:32:12,924 --> 00:32:14,737
.. Luke Perry, I'd know you anywhere.
883
00:32:14,762 --> 00:32:16,351
My name is not Luke.
884
00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:18,902
Luke Perry and I don't
even look alike.
885
00:32:18,928 --> 00:32:21,472
Oh no, there's been a mistake..
886
00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:23,831
You're Perry Caravello
not Luke Perry?
887
00:32:23,856 --> 00:32:25,671
Am I in the wrong wardrobe?
888
00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:27,170
No, you're in the the right wardrobe..
889
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,530
.. this isn't the stage for Oklahomos?
890
00:32:29,807 --> 00:32:31,721
Is this where they're
shooting Oklahomos?
891
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,546
What're you in?
What production is this?
892
00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:35,960
Windy City Heat.
893
00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:38,140
I'm sorry let me..
- Ha ha.. !
894
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,602
Perry's a gay man!
- Perry..
895
00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:42,012
You're here one day
and you turn into..
896
00:32:42,037 --> 00:32:43,483
.. a freak show
what's going on?
897
00:32:43,508 --> 00:32:45,409
You leave this man alone
he's an actor..
898
00:32:45,434 --> 00:32:47,079
.. and he's worked
with Aaron Spelling.
899
00:32:47,104 --> 00:32:48,913
Get the fuck out of my room.
900
00:32:48,938 --> 00:32:50,502
What are you wearing dude?
901
00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:52,216
I was thinking that
this was some..
902
00:32:52,241 --> 00:32:53,444
.. freak fucking part..
903
00:32:53,469 --> 00:32:54,464
Do you want me to.. ?
- First off, why..
904
00:32:54,489 --> 00:32:57,104
.. the fuck are the two of you
in here without knocking?
905
00:32:57,177 --> 00:32:58,383
I did knock.
- That's one.
906
00:32:58,549 --> 00:32:59,549
No you didn't!
907
00:32:59,609 --> 00:33:01,909
You! Get the fuck
over here.
908
00:33:01,944 --> 00:33:03,784
Do you want me to
get the F over there..
909
00:33:03,809 --> 00:33:05,504
.. or get out the door or what?
910
00:33:05,529 --> 00:33:06,781
Take this..
911
00:33:07,035 --> 00:33:08,188
Because there's been a mistake..
912
00:33:08,213 --> 00:33:09,256
Yes, there's a major mistake.
- I think..
913
00:33:09,281 --> 00:33:10,718
.. there is and we're as upset..
914
00:33:10,743 --> 00:33:12,810
.. about it as you are.
915
00:33:13,863 --> 00:33:14,823
I'm so sorry..
916
00:33:14,848 --> 00:33:17,331
Get the fuck out of
my dressing room!
917
00:33:24,644 --> 00:33:26,810
What makes me such
a good actor..
918
00:33:27,899 --> 00:33:29,896
.. well, alright..
919
00:33:31,964 --> 00:33:33,104
.. I can't..
920
00:33:33,525 --> 00:33:35,872
.. lie about this, okay?
921
00:33:36,594 --> 00:33:38,667
My acting coach..
922
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,350
Ivan Markota, from the
Van Mar Academy..
923
00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:44,297
.. taught me some tricks..
924
00:33:44,346 --> 00:33:46,798
.. in the very beginning of, uh..
925
00:33:46,823 --> 00:33:49,573
.. when I was going to his class..
926
00:33:50,048 --> 00:33:52,688
.. that just won't leave, you know?
927
00:33:52,713 --> 00:33:54,389
Always remember the
first couple of words..
928
00:33:54,414 --> 00:33:56,231
.. in the line and then the whole..
929
00:33:56,579 --> 00:33:58,179
.. the whole..
930
00:33:58,339 --> 00:34:00,125
.. sentence or the whole
line should just..
931
00:34:00,179 --> 00:34:01,944
.. come right to your mind.
932
00:34:02,011 --> 00:34:03,515
For example..
933
00:34:03,539 --> 00:34:04,884
.. another day in paradise..
934
00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,009
.. I just looked at the two words:
another day.
935
00:34:07,062 --> 00:34:08,202
What..
936
00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:09,944
.. what other two words
are going to come at you..
937
00:34:09,969 --> 00:34:11,297
.. when you read..
938
00:34:11,322 --> 00:34:12,684
.. another day?
939
00:34:12,709 --> 00:34:14,358
What, another day in hell?
940
00:34:14,398 --> 00:34:15,545
No, no, no, no, no..
941
00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:16,840
Another day in paradise.
942
00:34:16,865 --> 00:34:18,230
And remember after you..
943
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:19,570
.. after you drink it down..
944
00:34:19,595 --> 00:34:21,143
.. your first line?
945
00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:26,770
I forget..
- Another day in paradise.
946
00:34:27,025 --> 00:34:29,178
Here we go, quiet please..
gotta go folks.
947
00:34:29,203 --> 00:34:31,080
Let's go.
- Marker.
948
00:34:35,469 --> 00:34:36,416
Maybe go faster.
949
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,102
Pour those with both
hands at the same time..
950
00:34:38,127 --> 00:34:39,520
.. pizza, beer..
951
00:34:40,024 --> 00:34:41,910
.. come on Stone hurry up.
952
00:34:42,994 --> 00:34:43,886
Drink it up fast..
953
00:34:43,911 --> 00:34:45,263
.. we got a minute and half
film left..
954
00:34:45,287 --> 00:34:46,879
.. hurry up, all right..
955
00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:49,647
Don't forget your line.
956
00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:54,717
That's another fucking
day in paradise.
957
00:34:55,032 --> 00:34:57,072
And.. cut.
958
00:34:59,549 --> 00:35:00,895
I hope that's a print..
959
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,422
.. cause I don't wanna
do that one again.
960
00:35:02,447 --> 00:35:04,355
Give me one where you
take it down and you go..
961
00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:05,946
.. another day in paradise, you know?
962
00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:07,000
Don't say fuck..
963
00:35:07,025 --> 00:35:07,980
If we end up selling this..
964
00:35:08,005 --> 00:35:09,900
.. to the Disney Channel or
something like that.
965
00:35:10,152 --> 00:35:12,385
Marker.
- And.. act.
966
00:35:17,257 --> 00:35:19,177
Some beer in there..
967
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,673
Drink it up.. there you go..
968
00:35:25,698 --> 00:35:28,410
.. more, more, more,
more, more..
969
00:35:29,022 --> 00:35:30,649
Don't forget your line.
970
00:35:32,203 --> 00:35:34,370
Another day in paradise.
971
00:35:34,558 --> 00:35:36,205
OK, let's cut.
972
00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:41,651
That was great, Perry.
- Oh God..
973
00:35:43,714 --> 00:35:46,154
.. drinking that a second time..
974
00:35:46,384 --> 00:35:48,490
.. please.. no more..
975
00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:51,160
You wanna do it again, Perry?
- No!
976
00:35:51,185 --> 00:35:53,293
I just had lunch.
- Can we get lunch for..
977
00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:55,161
.. Perry?
- I had a good lunch.. !
978
00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:56,528
.. God damn it!
979
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,178
Stomach's starting to
bother me..
980
00:35:58,873 --> 00:36:01,233
.. it's the pizza, it's the cheese..
981
00:36:01,801 --> 00:36:04,675
Oh God I don't want to
explode while I'm..
982
00:36:04,934 --> 00:36:06,627
.. getting lusty over her.
983
00:36:06,652 --> 00:36:09,175
Alright, final touches.
984
00:36:10,138 --> 00:36:12,011
Look at this guy he's
handling her..
985
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:13,738
He's wardrobe it's..
986
00:36:13,763 --> 00:36:15,834
I'm used to it.
- I'm like a doctor.
987
00:36:15,859 --> 00:36:17,945
See her looks are a 10 plus.
988
00:36:18,005 --> 00:36:19,267
Watch my eyes and then..
989
00:36:19,292 --> 00:36:20,707
.. lick your lips slowly..
990
00:36:20,732 --> 00:36:22,434
But after I know her personality..
991
00:36:22,459 --> 00:36:24,023
.. and get to know her as a lady..
992
00:36:24,048 --> 00:36:25,856
.. she could be the girl
that I would take..
993
00:36:25,881 --> 00:36:27,253
.. to the Academy Awards.
994
00:36:27,278 --> 00:36:29,146
Am I moving around too much?
995
00:36:29,171 --> 00:36:30,567
Yeah, yeah, cause it.. yeah..
996
00:36:30,592 --> 00:36:32,201
.. so once you're on a
mark, stay there.
997
00:36:32,226 --> 00:36:34,271
I don't.. look, Bert..
998
00:36:34,939 --> 00:36:37,654
.. you're a great guy I
really appreciate all this..
999
00:36:37,693 --> 00:36:39,281
.. just bring it to my
trailer, please?
1000
00:36:39,419 --> 00:36:40,159
I'd appreciate it.
1001
00:36:40,184 --> 00:36:41,639
But they asked for lunch.
- No.
1002
00:36:41,664 --> 00:36:43,574
The big scene I'm doing
today is um..
1003
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:44,781
.. sex.
1004
00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:46,749
Did I put the Spanish Fly in there?
1005
00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:49,188
Spanish Fly..
1006
00:36:49,213 --> 00:36:51,041
.. it's gonna all get inside
Jiggly Wrigley and then..
1007
00:36:51,066 --> 00:36:52,388
.. bang, bang, bang.
1008
00:36:53,449 --> 00:36:55,834
I took the Spanish Fly
thinking that, you know..
1009
00:36:55,859 --> 00:36:57,535
.. I'll.. my dick'll get hard..
1010
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,948
.. in like three seconds..
1011
00:36:58,973 --> 00:37:00,718
.. all she needs to do is
start touching me and..
1012
00:37:00,743 --> 00:37:02,218
.. bam, it'll be hard as..
1013
00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:05,133
.. hard as a fucking uh, uh..
1014
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,166
.. diamond..
1015
00:37:07,803 --> 00:37:08,849
.. cutter or whatever.
1016
00:37:08,874 --> 00:37:10,620
Jiggly pulls off her sw..
1017
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:11,957
.. her sweater..
1018
00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:14,039
.. reveals two..
1019
00:37:14,385 --> 00:37:15,665
.. creamy breasts..
1020
00:37:15,690 --> 00:37:17,558
.. the Stone sets them free with
his teeth like an animal..
1021
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:18,598
.. so more or less..
1022
00:37:18,623 --> 00:37:20,351
.. it's like I'm biting off her bra.
1023
00:37:20,376 --> 00:37:22,017
Have I had sex with a woman..
1024
00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:24,072
.. to where I've been off
her bra and stuff?
1025
00:37:24,132 --> 00:37:25,432
Many times.
1026
00:37:25,916 --> 00:37:27,184
Many times..
1027
00:37:27,209 --> 00:37:28,606
And then..
1028
00:37:28,631 --> 00:37:31,355
.. you start to undress me
and then I start to undress you..
1029
00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:32,858
.. and then we undress ourselves..
1030
00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:34,067
.. or each other.
1031
00:37:34,413 --> 00:37:36,826
You know what I'm saying?
- Okay.
1032
00:37:39,087 --> 00:37:41,674
And.. act.
1033
00:37:49,111 --> 00:37:51,157
I knew it when she walked in..
1034
00:37:51,182 --> 00:37:52,630
.. this doll that was a double
scoop of trouble..
1035
00:37:52,655 --> 00:37:54,655
.. looking for a cone.
1036
00:37:56,322 --> 00:37:58,280
Hello Mr. Fury.
1037
00:38:00,819 --> 00:38:02,552
I'm Jiggly..
1038
00:38:02,794 --> 00:38:04,107
I ain't blind.
1039
00:38:04,132 --> 00:38:05,422
.. Jiggly Wrigley..
1040
00:38:05,447 --> 00:38:07,804
.. I'm the heiress to a large
chewing gum..
1041
00:38:07,829 --> 00:38:10,019
.. fortune, I won't say which.
1042
00:38:10,338 --> 00:38:11,865
What's this got to do with me?
1043
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,362
I need your help.
1044
00:38:13,387 --> 00:38:16,166
Forget it, the Stone Man's
out of the sports P.I game.
1045
00:38:16,281 --> 00:38:18,521
But only you can stop
Chicago's greatest..
1046
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,684
.. sports treasures from being stolen.
1047
00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:22,124
Like I said doll..
1048
00:38:22,149 --> 00:38:24,610
.. I gave it up a long time ago.
1049
00:38:27,715 --> 00:38:29,909
You don't sound so sure.
1050
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:32,083
Please Stone..
1051
00:38:32,134 --> 00:38:33,880
.. I'll do anything.
1052
00:38:34,102 --> 00:38:36,129
Anything?
- Anything.
1053
00:38:36,154 --> 00:38:37,337
And cut.
1054
00:38:37,362 --> 00:38:38,544
Alright folks..
1055
00:38:38,569 --> 00:38:40,552
.. we're about to do a uh..
1056
00:38:40,577 --> 00:38:44,484
.. a very graphic and very sensual
love scene.
1057
00:38:44,587 --> 00:38:46,817
If you're offended easily..
1058
00:38:46,859 --> 00:38:48,807
.. I would ask you to leave now.
1059
00:38:48,832 --> 00:38:50,354
This is gonna be a very..
1060
00:38:50,379 --> 00:38:51,620
.. very sensual scene..
1061
00:38:51,645 --> 00:38:53,733
.. there's gonna be a lotta,
lotta nudity.
1062
00:38:53,806 --> 00:38:56,847
And with that, could we bring
in stunts please..
1063
00:38:56,952 --> 00:38:57,985
.. stunts.
1064
00:38:58,657 --> 00:38:59,644
Thank you..
1065
00:38:59,686 --> 00:39:01,939
Now Perry you'll step out..
1066
00:39:01,966 --> 00:39:04,767
.. you go with.. who's taking Perry?
1067
00:39:04,815 --> 00:39:06,511
Why do I have to step out?
1068
00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:08,506
You mean I don't get
to make love to her?
1069
00:39:08,794 --> 00:39:12,041
No, this is a.. this is a stunt.
1070
00:39:12,276 --> 00:39:14,789
Once she's completely naked..
1071
00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:18,252
That fucking cheese pizza
fucking ruined me..
1072
00:39:18,438 --> 00:39:20,504
.. I gotta take a shit.
- You gotta take a shit?
1073
00:39:20,529 --> 00:39:21,439
Yeah..
1074
00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:23,710
Yes I want you licking him..
- Okay.
1075
00:39:23,763 --> 00:39:25,943
Jesus fucking..
- Licking him?
1076
00:39:25,982 --> 00:39:27,515
Did he say licking him?
1077
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:29,573
Yeah, I would like to watch.
1078
00:39:29,674 --> 00:39:31,841
I gotta take a shit real bad..
1079
00:39:32,663 --> 00:39:35,349
Can I use.. go to the.. go to
my trailer and..
1080
00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:37,017
.. go to the bathroom?
- No, no, no..
1081
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,441
.. we can't leave until production..
1082
00:39:38,466 --> 00:39:39,913
Let him take a shit.
1083
00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,034
Perry?
- What?
1084
00:39:49,059 --> 00:39:50,269
Is that you?
1085
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:51,842
Shut up.
1086
00:39:52,093 --> 00:39:53,726
Are you OK?
- Shut up.
1087
00:39:53,751 --> 00:39:55,692
I'm just.. I heard something.
1088
00:39:55,756 --> 00:39:57,496
Yeah, you heard my ass.
1089
00:39:57,566 --> 00:39:58,719
What?
- Go..
1090
00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:00,346
.. just shut the fuck up!
1091
00:40:00,371 --> 00:40:02,714
Perry, I'm trying to help
you what did I do?
1092
00:40:02,739 --> 00:40:04,579
You're talking to me.
1093
00:40:04,742 --> 00:40:07,082
Perry, are you OK in there?
- Let me use the bathroom OK?
1094
00:40:07,107 --> 00:40:09,025
Are you OK? I heard something.
- I'm fine.
1095
00:40:09,065 --> 00:40:10,549
What was that noise?
1096
00:40:10,573 --> 00:40:12,178
What do you think stupid?
1097
00:40:12,203 --> 00:40:14,019
I'm not stupid, what was
that noise?
1098
00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:15,757
My ass.. farting.
1099
00:40:15,806 --> 00:40:18,421
Oh I'm so.. I apologize.
1100
00:40:18,589 --> 00:40:20,396
No, I mean you sounded sick..
1101
00:40:20,421 --> 00:40:23,082
.. and I thought you were
injured or something.
1102
00:40:24,072 --> 00:40:26,440
Perry, what are you doing in there
that you can't talk to me?
1103
00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,645
I'm taking a shit, stupid!
1104
00:40:28,752 --> 00:40:30,183
I'm stupid?
1105
00:40:30,259 --> 00:40:31,802
You had a chance to have a love scene..
1106
00:40:31,827 --> 00:40:34,203
.. with a beautiful woman and you
ask for a stunt double?
1107
00:40:34,228 --> 00:40:35,704
And I'm stupid?!
1108
00:40:35,729 --> 00:40:38,822
I didn't ask for a stunt double
for the love scene.
1109
00:40:39,231 --> 00:40:41,180
You asked for a stunt double..
1110
00:40:41,205 --> 00:40:43,164
For the fucking garbage dumpster..
1111
00:40:43,189 --> 00:40:45,539
.. not for the love scene.
- Perry.
1112
00:40:45,854 --> 00:40:47,887
A love scene is a stunt.
1113
00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:49,996
You asked for this stunt double..
1114
00:40:50,193 --> 00:40:51,868
.. love scene is a stunt..
1115
00:40:51,893 --> 00:40:53,601
.. so you in turn asked..
1116
00:40:53,626 --> 00:40:55,588
.. for a stunt double for
the love scene.
1117
00:40:55,613 --> 00:40:57,613
I did not ask for the.. !
1118
00:40:57,675 --> 00:40:58,735
Then who did?!
1119
00:40:58,768 --> 00:41:00,996
Shut the fuck up,
you're an idiot.
1120
00:41:04,608 --> 00:41:05,789
I got your food.
1121
00:41:05,814 --> 00:41:07,444
I don't want food.
1122
00:41:07,469 --> 00:41:10,387
You said you were hungry.
- I don't want food!
1123
00:41:10,412 --> 00:41:12,942
I heard you tell Don,
you're hungry.
1124
00:41:13,033 --> 00:41:14,656
And then I went..
- Bring it back to the..
1125
00:41:14,882 --> 00:41:16,410
.. just bring it back to
the room I'm not..
1126
00:41:16,470 --> 00:41:18,376
.. fucking hungry, I'm pissed.
1127
00:41:18,401 --> 00:41:19,290
What're you pissed about?
1128
00:41:19,315 --> 00:41:20,696
That asshole keeps
talking to me..
1129
00:41:20,721 --> 00:41:22,002
.. while I'm trying to..
1130
00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:23,649
.. take a shit.
1131
00:41:23,674 --> 00:41:26,555
So you don't want the food?
- No.. bye.
1132
00:41:27,716 --> 00:41:29,555
Do you want me to
save it for you?
1133
00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:30,923
Bring it to the room.
1134
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:32,991
What going on?
- The stunt double's fired.
1135
00:41:33,016 --> 00:41:34,419
When the scene is done..
1136
00:41:34,444 --> 00:41:36,564
.. why don't you tell Bob..
1137
00:41:36,589 --> 00:41:39,496
.. that you don't want the
stunt double anymore.
1138
00:41:39,799 --> 00:41:41,045
That's all you gotta do..
1139
00:41:41,070 --> 00:41:42,502
.. but you yell at me.
1140
00:41:42,526 --> 00:41:44,526
I yell at you? You yell..
- You yelled at me!
1141
00:41:44,612 --> 00:41:46,318
You're yelling at me!
- You yelled at me!
1142
00:41:46,343 --> 00:41:47,744
You yelled at me!
- You yelled at me!
1143
00:41:47,769 --> 00:41:49,726
Shut up.
- You shut up.
1144
00:41:54,631 --> 00:41:55,811
Is this his food?
1145
00:41:55,836 --> 00:41:57,119
Why don't you have some?
- I don't want it.
1146
00:41:57,144 --> 00:41:59,485
Then why'd you ask for it?
- I didn't ask for it!
1147
00:41:59,510 --> 00:42:01,694
Who did then?
- Don't ask me!
1148
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,004
You asked Don.
1149
00:42:03,093 --> 00:42:05,709
I didn't ask Don to get food!
1150
00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:07,396
You said are you hungry..
1151
00:42:08,457 --> 00:42:10,259
Excuse me..
- Hey Superstar..
1152
00:42:10,284 --> 00:42:11,679
.. how'd it go?
- Uh..
1153
00:42:11,704 --> 00:42:13,992
.. I want the stunt
double gone.
1154
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,099
I just got a raise.
1155
00:42:20,286 --> 00:42:21,760
Oh fuck..
1156
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:25,140
Oh my God, that was amazing..
1157
00:42:25,165 --> 00:42:28,307
Perry you were awesome in
that sex scene, dude.
1158
00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:30,362
The guy is putting his thing..
- Bob, Fire..
1159
00:42:30,387 --> 00:42:31,684
Fire the stunt double.
1160
00:42:31,709 --> 00:42:33,891
I can't use any of it because..
1161
00:42:34,153 --> 00:42:38,047
I don't.. I.. I.. they had
full penetration.
1162
00:42:38,609 --> 00:42:39,309
You know?
1163
00:42:39,334 --> 00:42:40,946
Did they use any of the condoms?
- I can't get..
1164
00:42:40,971 --> 00:42:43,452
.. I can't get an NC-17,
I got the NAACP..
1165
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,365
.. already all over me.
What was that Perry?
1166
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:47,484
Did they use the condoms?
1167
00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:48,964
Yeah.
- They used the condoms..
1168
00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,529
.. and they use that
lotion stuff they..
1169
00:42:50,554 --> 00:42:51,996
.. blew on it, it got hot..
1170
00:42:52,021 --> 00:42:53,775
.. and then they used those clips..
1171
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,982
.. and then he used that
strap-on thing..
1172
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:57,416
She did all that stuff
they have on..
1173
00:42:57,441 --> 00:42:59,161
.. the worldwide internet..
1174
00:42:59,186 --> 00:43:00,595
.. she was doing this
stuff to him..
1175
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,257
.. and it was crazy that guy
cause I think..
1176
00:43:02,282 --> 00:43:03,803
.. she's an acrobat too.
1177
00:43:03,828 --> 00:43:04,729
Why? What'd she do?
1178
00:43:04,754 --> 00:43:07,581
She like lifted her legs behind
her head and stuff.
1179
00:43:07,606 --> 00:43:08,935
Oh wow..
1180
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,992
You should've totally
been in there..
1181
00:43:11,127 --> 00:43:12,820
I should've been totally..
- Making sweet, sweet..
1182
00:43:12,845 --> 00:43:15,334
.. love with that pretty naked lady.
- ..making sweet sex with..
1183
00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:17,527
.. the pretty naked lady.
- .. my girl.
1184
00:43:17,552 --> 00:43:19,552
Yeah.
- But I got fucked over.
1185
00:43:19,577 --> 00:43:22,276
Then in comes, uh, the
stunt double who..
1186
00:43:22,301 --> 00:43:24,031
.. gave her the salami.
1187
00:43:24,197 --> 00:43:27,424
And of course, you know,
she loved what she got.
1188
00:43:29,408 --> 00:43:31,850
Well, you're the one who
begged for a stunt guy.
1189
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,330
For the shit in the dumpster..
1190
00:43:33,355 --> 00:43:34,563
.. not for all the stunts.
- Yeah, but now..
1191
00:43:34,588 --> 00:43:35,771
.. he's gonna be the
guy in all..
1192
00:43:35,796 --> 00:43:37,415
.. the other sex scenes.
- So what're you telling me?
1193
00:43:37,478 --> 00:43:39,091
So now I wanna fire him.
1194
00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:40,772
I demanded..
1195
00:43:41,041 --> 00:43:42,341
Right to Bobcat's face..
1196
00:43:42,367 --> 00:43:43,587
.. I says look Bob..
1197
00:43:44,351 --> 00:43:46,491
No.. no more stunt doubles
when it comes..
1198
00:43:46,516 --> 00:43:47,880
.. to the rest of this movie.
1199
00:43:47,905 --> 00:43:49,314
You're gonna do the stunts?
1200
00:43:49,339 --> 00:43:51,087
You're gonna do your own stunts?
- Yes, yes.
1201
00:43:51,192 --> 00:43:53,473
He's fired and he's fired for good.
1202
00:43:53,845 --> 00:43:55,912
Because I'm looking
at me as another..
1203
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:57,359
.. Jackie Chan.
1204
00:43:57,820 --> 00:43:59,016
Anything.
1205
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,193
I'm gonna do all stunts.
1206
00:44:01,619 --> 00:44:03,044
I want to explain this again..
1207
00:44:03,069 --> 00:44:05,361
.. red bat is the wooden bat.
1208
00:44:05,404 --> 00:44:07,811
Don't hit Perry,
don't hit the money.
1209
00:44:07,836 --> 00:44:08,975
You'd hurt his..
1210
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,555
.. you'd hurt him bad if he got
smacked in the head with that.
1211
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:13,667
So.. blue bat, rubber..
1212
00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,040
.. rubber bat.. Mole.
1213
00:44:15,065 --> 00:44:16,915
Mole!
1214
00:44:17,297 --> 00:44:18,870
Mole.
- What? What?
1215
00:44:19,024 --> 00:44:20,359
Mole..
- Dude I got it, I got it..
1216
00:44:20,384 --> 00:44:21,926
.. let's do this thing.
- Would you fucking..
1217
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,193
Let's do it!
- You got it?
1218
00:44:23,218 --> 00:44:25,506
Yeah I got it, I got it.
- Red bat real..
1219
00:44:25,531 --> 00:44:27,464
.. blue bat rubber.
- Yeah, red bat, blue bat.
1220
00:44:27,491 --> 00:44:28,770
Let's do it.
- Red bat, blue..
1221
00:44:28,795 --> 00:44:30,384
.. alright guys, break a leg.
1222
00:44:30,409 --> 00:44:32,659
Use the blue bat.. Mole..
1223
00:44:32,776 --> 00:44:34,642
.. Mole..
- Let's do it, let's rock this thing.
1224
00:44:34,667 --> 00:44:35,943
Let's rock, let's rock it.
1225
00:44:35,968 --> 00:44:37,490
It's all rock..
- You pick up..
1226
00:44:37,515 --> 00:44:39,503
.. the blue.. you pick up..
- Here we go.
1227
00:44:40,142 --> 00:44:42,229
Mole.. you pick up the
blue bat.
1228
00:44:42,674 --> 00:44:44,857
Pick up the blue bat.
- Perry, shut up.
1229
00:44:44,882 --> 00:44:46,504
Quiet, please!
- Turn the bats.
1230
00:44:46,692 --> 00:44:48,418
You're picking up
the blue bat..
1231
00:44:48,705 --> 00:44:50,538
.. not the red bat!
- Quiet!
1232
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:52,445
Mole!
- Alright, let's rock this thing!
1233
00:44:52,470 --> 00:44:54,637
You pick up the blue bat..
- Perry, come on!
1234
00:44:54,662 --> 00:44:57,522
Why the fuck is the red
bat even there?!
1235
00:44:58,333 --> 00:45:00,755
Why is the red bat there?
1236
00:45:00,812 --> 00:45:02,101
Cut!
- We're ready, Bob.
1237
00:45:02,126 --> 00:45:03,367
No we're not.
1238
00:45:03,392 --> 00:45:04,335
No we are not.
1239
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,833
Get rid of that red bat!
1240
00:45:05,858 --> 00:45:07,843
Alright..
- Get rid of the red bat!
1241
00:45:07,883 --> 00:45:10,096
Perry, he knows, he knows!
1242
00:45:11,035 --> 00:45:12,419
Cause he's gonna pick
up the red bat..
1243
00:45:12,444 --> 00:45:13,956
Guys and..
1244
00:45:13,981 --> 00:45:15,584
.. and.. act.
1245
00:45:17,187 --> 00:45:18,967
So Stone..
1246
00:45:19,367 --> 00:45:21,209
Hey, I'll bet you even
with all your..
1247
00:45:21,234 --> 00:45:22,343
.. sports knowledge..
1248
00:45:22,426 --> 00:45:23,889
.. you didn't know my friend
here Brock..
1249
00:45:23,914 --> 00:45:26,472
.. used to play in the big
leagues now did ya?
1250
00:45:28,031 --> 00:45:30,419
Yeah, what'd he play, left..
1251
00:45:30,652 --> 00:45:31,666
.. out?
1252
00:45:31,691 --> 00:45:34,963
Hey.. you shut your
dirty mouth!
1253
00:45:36,137 --> 00:45:37,804
I had to take the fall..
1254
00:45:37,829 --> 00:45:39,831
.. for Fergie Jenkins!
1255
00:45:40,864 --> 00:45:42,064
And that ingrate..
1256
00:45:42,089 --> 00:45:43,304
.. didn't even give me a..
1257
00:45:43,329 --> 00:45:46,572
Wrong bat! Wrong bat!
1258
00:45:47,978 --> 00:45:49,871
Batter up, baby!
1259
00:45:49,896 --> 00:45:51,959
Cut! Cut! Mole!
1260
00:45:51,984 --> 00:45:53,479
Mole!
- Jesus fucking..
1261
00:45:53,504 --> 00:45:54,740
.. Christ!
- What?
1262
00:45:54,765 --> 00:45:57,545
It's a fucking wooden
bat you asshole!
1263
00:45:57,573 --> 00:45:59,794
That's the last vase we had.
1264
00:45:59,892 --> 00:46:02,012
I was in the moment.
- You had the red bat.
1265
00:46:02,043 --> 00:46:03,685
You got the wrong bat!
1266
00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:05,267
Someone should've told me!
1267
00:46:05,699 --> 00:46:07,453
Alright, alright, we need
a new vase.
1268
00:46:07,478 --> 00:46:09,906
Bob.. get rid of the
red bat, please.
1269
00:46:09,946 --> 00:46:12,142
Get rid of the red bat.
1270
00:46:12,181 --> 00:46:13,884
We need a new.. quiet!
1271
00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:15,218
Quiet, please.
1272
00:46:15,243 --> 00:46:18,257
How long.. how long is it
gonna take to get a new vase?
1273
00:46:18,282 --> 00:46:19,639
Alright, okay, thank you.
1274
00:46:19,664 --> 00:46:21,529
Bob, it's gonna take at
least an hour.
1275
00:46:21,593 --> 00:46:23,491
Alright, everybody we can
thank Mole..
1276
00:46:23,516 --> 00:46:25,679
It's gonna take an hour.
- Thanks Mole.
1277
00:46:25,704 --> 00:46:27,305
Alright, guys, that's
another break.
1278
00:46:27,330 --> 00:46:29,718
Get the fuck outta here!
1279
00:46:31,868 --> 00:46:32,941
Hey, uh..
1280
00:46:32,966 --> 00:46:34,821
.. is somebody gonna undo me?
1281
00:46:34,846 --> 00:46:36,216
Hey!
1282
00:46:36,264 --> 00:46:39,317
Get over here and undo
me you fuckers!
1283
00:46:39,950 --> 00:46:41,857
Oh, thanks guys.
1284
00:46:44,082 --> 00:46:45,970
Yoo-hoo!
1285
00:46:46,620 --> 00:46:49,783
Is somebody gonna undo
the buckles on me?
1286
00:46:51,333 --> 00:46:53,388
Uh, cameraman..
1287
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,112
Okay..
1288
00:47:05,571 --> 00:47:07,584
Hello!
1289
00:47:13,324 --> 00:47:14,740
What's your assistant's name?
1290
00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:16,192
Um.. Bart.. Burt..
1291
00:47:16,217 --> 00:47:18,349
Burt, why don't you open
the damn door okay?
1292
00:47:18,374 --> 00:47:20,060
Why don't you talk with..
1293
00:47:20,085 --> 00:47:22,314
.. politeness and say "Bert it
would be..
1294
00:47:22,379 --> 00:47:24,717
.. polite for you to open
the door for Perry".
1295
00:47:24,742 --> 00:47:26,843
Burt, it would be polite if
you'd open the..
1296
00:47:26,868 --> 00:47:28,414
.. fucking door for Perry.
1297
00:47:28,438 --> 00:47:30,531
Let's go, let's move it fuck face.
1298
00:47:30,677 --> 00:47:32,697
Would you watch your
fucking mouth?
1299
00:47:32,722 --> 00:47:34,499
Well, watch your fucking mouth!
1300
00:47:34,524 --> 00:47:36,093
Burt, don't..
1301
00:47:36,247 --> 00:47:39,233
.. take what he said
in a negative manner.
1302
00:47:44,609 --> 00:47:45,822
Don..
1303
00:47:45,902 --> 00:47:47,064
Yes?
1304
00:47:47,319 --> 00:47:49,385
Take that and throw
it in the trash.
1305
00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:50,845
You ignorant..
- What?
1306
00:47:50,870 --> 00:47:52,465
.. pig.
- What?
1307
00:47:52,819 --> 00:47:54,126
Put that in the trash.
1308
00:47:54,151 --> 00:47:55,801
You ignorant pig.
1309
00:47:55,826 --> 00:47:58,086
You ignorant fucking pig.
1310
00:47:58,179 --> 00:47:59,506
You did not need to take that..
1311
00:47:59,531 --> 00:48:01,531
.. dump it into my
fucking basket..
1312
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:03,716
.. and then spit in it and
drop it in the basket..
1313
00:48:03,744 --> 00:48:05,132
.. in front of my assistant.
1314
00:48:05,157 --> 00:48:07,261
See because Don's not being fed..
1315
00:48:07,308 --> 00:48:09,270
.. so he doesn't think I
should be fed.
1316
00:48:09,295 --> 00:48:10,600
That's Don's whole thought.
1317
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:14,326
Amen..
- No.. no.. no!
1318
00:48:19,915 --> 00:48:22,435
Wow, you were thirsty dude.
1319
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,280
Like I said to you before..
1320
00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:29,350
.. like I said to you before, Bert..
1321
00:48:29,385 --> 00:48:31,020
.. Bert! Bert!
1322
00:48:31,064 --> 00:48:32,431
I'm not gonna be treated like that.
1323
00:48:32,456 --> 00:48:33,757
Look at me, please.
1324
00:48:33,782 --> 00:48:35,264
Hey Perry..
- Don't..
1325
00:48:35,289 --> 00:48:36,919
.. allow him to do this.
1326
00:48:36,944 --> 00:48:39,032
I don't like it when
he does this shit.
1327
00:48:39,057 --> 00:48:40,826
He's a punk.
- I know, I know..
1328
00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:42,953
He's taking advantage of you..
1329
00:48:42,978 --> 00:48:44,097
.. you don't need to..
1330
00:48:44,123 --> 00:48:45,909
.. listen to me.
You don't need to bring me..
1331
00:48:45,934 --> 00:48:47,741
.. food unless I ask for it.
1332
00:48:47,818 --> 00:48:50,720
Get the fuck out of here!
1333
00:48:50,773 --> 00:48:53,376
Don..
- Get over here, Perry. Now!
1334
00:48:53,408 --> 00:48:54,545
Get over here, now.
1335
00:48:54,570 --> 00:48:56,664
You were told to do something
by the director, move it.
1336
00:48:56,689 --> 00:48:58,571
Shut your fucking mouth.
- Sit the fuck down.
1337
00:48:58,596 --> 00:49:00,584
Shut your fucking mouth.
- Sit the fuck down.
1338
00:49:00,609 --> 00:49:02,968
Definitely the stars egos
are starting to..
1339
00:49:02,993 --> 00:49:05,851
.. clash on the set here at
Windy City Heat.
1340
00:49:05,876 --> 00:49:08,959
The two of them..
give me fucking ulcers.
1341
00:49:11,651 --> 00:49:13,293
Stay there..
1342
00:49:14,187 --> 00:49:16,954
No, stay there.. stay there..
1343
00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:19,242
Do you want it?
- No.
1344
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,030
Don is the number one person
to blame on everything.
1345
00:49:22,055 --> 00:49:24,693
All reasonings and all faults
and all..
1346
00:49:24,718 --> 00:49:26,276
.. troubles go to Don.
1347
00:49:26,301 --> 00:49:27,892
He's jealous as could be because..
1348
00:49:27,917 --> 00:49:30,117
.. I'm number one in this film.
1349
00:49:30,181 --> 00:49:33,167
And he's fucking pissing
off my assistant..
1350
00:49:33,192 --> 00:49:34,726
And my assistant's pissing
me off..
1351
00:49:34,751 --> 00:49:37,361
.. because he keeps coming
back here with fucking food.
1352
00:49:37,393 --> 00:49:40,152
But I'm glad that he's staying
where he belongs, off..
1353
00:49:40,177 --> 00:49:42,676
.. to the side, and when
I ask for it..
1354
00:49:42,701 --> 00:49:45,030
.. I will ask for it.
Right now I don't need it.
1355
00:49:45,055 --> 00:49:46,670
Don't need what?
- Food.
1356
00:49:46,695 --> 00:49:49,281
Food?
- He's not bringing it to me, he knows..
1357
00:49:49,306 --> 00:49:50,740
.. he knows better.
1358
00:49:50,765 --> 00:49:53,453
I said no..
I said no..
1359
00:49:53,478 --> 00:49:55,228
.. stay off to the side.
1360
00:49:55,253 --> 00:49:58,270
Turn around.. stop.. stop.
1361
00:49:58,380 --> 00:50:00,276
Stay right there.
1362
00:50:00,371 --> 00:50:01,251
Right there.
1363
00:50:01,276 --> 00:50:04,111
Now that I'm a movie
star, um..
1364
00:50:04,152 --> 00:50:06,194
Hiring Bart as my
personal assistant..
1365
00:50:06,219 --> 00:50:07,914
.. that might be in the future..
1366
00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:09,359
.. that might be a yes.
1367
00:50:09,384 --> 00:50:11,089
No more mustard on the bun.
1368
00:50:11,114 --> 00:50:12,280
Okay.
- Bun dry.
1369
00:50:12,305 --> 00:50:14,291
You want a dry bun?
- Mm-hmm.
1370
00:50:14,316 --> 00:50:15,923
Excuse Mr. Caravello we need
you on the set.
1371
00:50:15,948 --> 00:50:16,949
Thank you.
1372
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,325
Hey Mr. Perry.
1373
00:50:18,350 --> 00:50:19,752
Hi Perry, what's going on?
1374
00:50:19,777 --> 00:50:20,686
How you doing, sir?
1375
00:50:21,123 --> 00:50:22,257
Alright man..
1376
00:50:22,282 --> 00:50:24,050
It was a total dream..
1377
00:50:24,075 --> 00:50:26,430
.. to meet this guy.
Very honored.
1378
00:50:26,975 --> 00:50:28,129
Very, very honored.
1379
00:50:28,162 --> 00:50:29,376
There's Ernie, hey!
1380
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:30,681
Good seeing you man!
1381
00:50:30,801 --> 00:50:32,634
Let's rehearse one can
I have a stand-in to..
1382
00:50:32,659 --> 00:50:34,277
.. play, uh, David Hasselhoff..
1383
00:50:34,404 --> 00:50:35,744
Fucking Ernie Banks..
1384
00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:37,079
.. it's unbeliev.. hey!
1385
00:50:38,056 --> 00:50:39,583
Hey, can I have one?
- Stay there.
1386
00:50:39,608 --> 00:50:40,882
Can I have one?
- No!
1387
00:50:40,907 --> 00:50:42,141
No!
1388
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:44,687
I'm about ready to fire this guy.
1389
00:50:44,712 --> 00:50:46,492
Stop! Please stop.
1390
00:50:46,517 --> 00:50:49,239
Burt, just do what he says,
go get him some food.
1391
00:50:49,264 --> 00:50:50,972
I don't need food..
1392
00:50:50,997 --> 00:50:52,179
.. now!
1393
00:50:52,253 --> 00:50:54,536
Burt, don't get me any food..
1394
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:55,580
.. now!
1395
00:50:55,605 --> 00:50:57,681
Burt, did you hear that?
- What?
1396
00:50:57,771 --> 00:51:00,118
I don't need food now!
1397
00:51:00,143 --> 00:51:01,928
Shut up! Shut up!
1398
00:51:01,953 --> 00:51:03,359
Shut the fuck up right now!
1399
00:51:03,384 --> 00:51:04,347
Hey hey hey..
1400
00:51:04,372 --> 00:51:06,073
.. that's good use that
intensity in the scene.
1401
00:51:06,433 --> 00:51:08,466
If I'm hungry, I'll ask for it.
1402
00:51:08,491 --> 00:51:10,263
I mean I asked the catering lady..
1403
00:51:10,288 --> 00:51:12,337
.. I said can I just put this
anywhere and she says..
1404
00:51:12,362 --> 00:51:15,533
.. the FDA requires to be
food to be supervised.
1405
00:51:15,558 --> 00:51:17,404
And if I don't supervise it..
1406
00:51:17,429 --> 00:51:18,623
.. how.. you know..
1407
00:51:18,681 --> 00:51:20,549
.. how're they gonna regulate
whether it's..
1408
00:51:20,589 --> 00:51:21,256
.. bad or not?
1409
00:51:21,281 --> 00:51:23,252
So that's why I hold on to it.
1410
00:51:23,546 --> 00:51:25,111
See you're hungry, I know you..
1411
00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:27,558
.. you know you keep telling me
you're not hungry and I'm..
1412
00:51:27,599 --> 00:51:29,040
.. I know you are so don't be..
1413
00:51:29,065 --> 00:51:31,414
.. don't be shy about it.
- Because I'm a gentleman.
1414
00:51:31,439 --> 00:51:33,248
No, I got this.. I got this..
1415
00:51:33,273 --> 00:51:34,121
.. I got this.
1416
00:51:34,146 --> 00:51:36,628
This headset sometimes
I can't hear it but..
1417
00:51:36,653 --> 00:51:37,482
.. you know I need to be..
1418
00:51:37,507 --> 00:51:39,615
.. available for you.
- That is open, you can't hear?
1419
00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:42,817
I had, uh, ear replacement surgery.
1420
00:51:42,842 --> 00:51:44,290
I don't wanna look at
you and say..
1421
00:51:44,315 --> 00:51:45,195
.. you're fired..
1422
00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:47,850
.. I don't wanna do that to you,
you're a nice guy.
1423
00:51:47,924 --> 00:51:51,010
And I would feel real bad
if I had to fire you.
1424
00:51:52,573 --> 00:51:55,240
The guys from Schindler's List 2
are over here.
1425
00:51:56,701 --> 00:51:58,641
Hey, the Jew just hacked ya!
1426
00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,367
I don't want them here..
1427
00:52:00,392 --> 00:52:01,638
.. guys..
1428
00:52:01,663 --> 00:52:03,888
Go over there.
- Hey yo.
1429
00:52:05,279 --> 00:52:07,559
Guys..
- Perry, get the ball from them.
1430
00:52:11,570 --> 00:52:13,043
Thanks guys.
1431
00:52:13,068 --> 00:52:15,618
Hey, tell them why the
Holocaust is..
1432
00:52:15,711 --> 00:52:17,187
Where's the ho..
1433
00:52:17,212 --> 00:52:18,740
.. what's this Holocaust bullshit..
1434
00:52:18,765 --> 00:52:20,233
.. going on for?
- Ball, please?
1435
00:52:21,667 --> 00:52:23,409
Hey, guys.. guys, what's
going on here?
1436
00:52:23,715 --> 00:52:25,475
We're shooting here today.
1437
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:27,379
Scare master..
1438
00:52:29,831 --> 00:52:31,918
Uh.. what do I want here..
1439
00:52:31,943 --> 00:52:32,809
It's all for you.
1440
00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:34,866
Oh, thank you.. Jesus.
1441
00:52:35,713 --> 00:52:37,785
That's all for me.
1442
00:52:37,866 --> 00:52:39,193
You gotta ask first.
1443
00:52:39,226 --> 00:52:41,226
When you ask then
maybe I'll say hey..
1444
00:52:41,284 --> 00:52:42,591
.. if you ask me and you
can say Perry..
1445
00:52:42,616 --> 00:52:44,383
.. can I have your banana
I'd say yeah, sure.
1446
00:52:44,408 --> 00:52:45,690
Can I have a banana?
1447
00:52:45,723 --> 00:52:47,737
You don't grab first.
1448
00:52:47,823 --> 00:52:49,103
Now the time to teach this..
1449
00:52:49,128 --> 00:52:50,300
.. fucking kid to be a
gentleman.
1450
00:52:50,325 --> 00:52:51,803
Can I have a banana?
1451
00:52:52,855 --> 00:52:54,262
One more time..
1452
00:52:54,446 --> 00:52:56,221
.. keep your hands in your lap.
1453
00:52:56,601 --> 00:52:57,961
Now ask me.
1454
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,335
May I have a banana?
1455
00:53:00,412 --> 00:53:01,329
Put it..
1456
00:53:01,354 --> 00:53:03,004
.. back on my plate!
1457
00:53:03,057 --> 00:53:04,157
Ask.
- Alright..
1458
00:53:04,182 --> 00:53:05,619
May I please have the banana?
1459
00:53:06,001 --> 00:53:07,480
Oh no..
1460
00:53:07,505 --> 00:53:09,735
Thank you.
- You got it.
1461
00:53:10,215 --> 00:53:11,475
Thank you.
1462
00:53:13,989 --> 00:53:15,922
Hey, come on.
Come on, Mole.
1463
00:53:15,948 --> 00:53:17,862
I'm open! I'm op..
1464
00:53:18,807 --> 00:53:19,783
Perry, I thought you were..
1465
00:53:19,808 --> 00:53:21,203
.. I thought you saw that.
1466
00:53:23,109 --> 00:53:24,436
Perry, I'm really sorry..
1467
00:53:24,461 --> 00:53:26,215
.. don't.. don't give me
the half-eye, please..
1468
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:27,622
That was a good pass.
1469
00:53:27,647 --> 00:53:29,228
It was right in his chest.
1470
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,273
See I've got a look..
1471
00:53:31,298 --> 00:53:33,220
.. I mean not to be uh..
1472
00:53:33,245 --> 00:53:34,411
.. so modest or anything..
1473
00:53:34,436 --> 00:53:35,777
.. but I have a look..
1474
00:53:35,839 --> 00:53:37,538
.. that people just..
1475
00:53:37,599 --> 00:53:39,085
.. pick up and..
1476
00:53:39,110 --> 00:53:41,702
.. they magnetize towards
my look.
1477
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,709
Now guys I want you to
meet our photographer..
1478
00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:45,161
.. this is Ansel Adams.
1479
00:53:45,186 --> 00:53:46,428
Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure, Mr. Adams.
1480
00:53:46,453 --> 00:53:48,300
Hi Ansel Adams I'm Mole
1481
00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:50,009
We alright? We good?
- Yes. Yes.
1482
00:53:50,034 --> 00:53:51,175
Jesus Christ..
1483
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,822
You work out?
- Yes. Yes.
1484
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,066
You wanna do like just like
a few push-ups right now?
1485
00:53:55,091 --> 00:53:55,534
Sure.
1486
00:53:55,559 --> 00:53:57,035
Ansel Adams had me, uh..
1487
00:53:57,060 --> 00:53:59,182
.. do push-ups, like I'm
in a back alley.
1488
00:53:59,228 --> 00:54:00,863
Pump it. Pump it, baby.
1489
00:54:00,888 --> 00:54:03,425
That's it.. that's it..
that's it..
1490
00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:04,738
.. that's it!
1491
00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:05,518
Yes!
1492
00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:07,637
The sports memorabilia, gone!
1493
00:54:07,963 --> 00:54:09,023
We got it.
1494
00:54:09,048 --> 00:54:11,178
And now I'm a star.
Fuckin' A.
1495
00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:13,420
Now I've got pouches..
1496
00:54:13,699 --> 00:54:15,179
Pouches they are proposing
to put out..
1497
00:54:15,204 --> 00:54:17,040
.. with my name on them.
1498
00:54:17,806 --> 00:54:18,962
Oh.
- Alright.
1499
00:54:18,987 --> 00:54:20,988
T-shirts.
- Oh, yeah.
1500
00:54:21,248 --> 00:54:22,988
Bring it in.
1501
00:54:23,013 --> 00:54:23,830
Look at that, huh?
1502
00:54:23,855 --> 00:54:25,609
You're kinda making me fat.
1503
00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:26,702
Why am I so fat?
1504
00:54:26,727 --> 00:54:27,784
No?
- No, no.
1505
00:54:27,809 --> 00:54:30,192
The kids going to school..
1506
00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:32,628
Oh, definitely!
- Lunch box.
1507
00:54:32,653 --> 00:54:34,684
Definitely.
- Hey everybody, look..
1508
00:54:34,766 --> 00:54:36,390
I'm Stone Fury.
1509
00:54:37,992 --> 00:54:39,351
If I'm gonna have..
1510
00:54:39,385 --> 00:54:40,478
.. Stone Fury hats..
1511
00:54:40,526 --> 00:54:43,044
.. the brim's gotta be no..
1512
00:54:43,088 --> 00:54:45,752
.. other brim than
this brim right here.
1513
00:54:45,798 --> 00:54:49,006
And I will fight for
this type of hat.
1514
00:54:49,445 --> 00:54:51,773
It's gotta be a quality hat..
1515
00:54:51,798 --> 00:54:53,532
.. or my name is not on it.
1516
00:54:53,565 --> 00:54:55,065
Yeah, here we go.
1517
00:54:55,727 --> 00:54:57,360
Yeah!
1518
00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:00,128
What're you doing?
Nothing, what're you doing?
1519
00:55:00,153 --> 00:55:02,813
Nothing, what're you doing?
1520
00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:05,327
Mole's been doing drugs
since he was a baby.
1521
00:55:05,406 --> 00:55:07,604
Hey! Who's that handsome devil?
1522
00:55:07,629 --> 00:55:09,084
Come here!
1523
00:55:10,475 --> 00:55:11,969
Oh, please.
1524
00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:13,179
I love you.
1525
00:55:13,446 --> 00:55:15,923
Here he comes..
1526
00:55:16,325 --> 00:55:18,451
.. Stone Fury!
1527
00:55:18,476 --> 00:55:19,725
That's realistic.
1528
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,837
Well, now I'm thinking..
1529
00:55:22,020 --> 00:55:23,714
Stone Fury's got to be more fit.
1530
00:55:23,739 --> 00:55:25,213
The doll's got a little bit of a..
1531
00:55:25,238 --> 00:55:26,933
.. big pot belly.
1532
00:55:26,988 --> 00:55:28,975
I'm not a pot belly,
I wear a pouch.
1533
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,681
Hey, Stone Fury!
1534
00:55:30,706 --> 00:55:33,021
Hey, are you lactose
intolerant still?
1535
00:55:33,046 --> 00:55:35,518
Oh my God.. it's like..
1536
00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:39,160
This is for real.
1537
00:55:39,506 --> 00:55:42,387
Being a part of the merchandise..
1538
00:55:42,446 --> 00:55:46,021
.. it's like a guy from the
sticks that's gonna be a..
1539
00:55:47,879 --> 00:55:49,281
.. multi-millionaire?
1540
00:55:49,311 --> 00:55:50,754
Who the fuck knows?
1541
00:55:51,101 --> 00:55:53,716
I need to talk to Perry alone.
1542
00:55:53,823 --> 00:55:55,269
Alright.
- Thank you.
1543
00:55:55,922 --> 00:55:58,351
Bobcat came to me
and he goes..
1544
00:55:58,376 --> 00:56:00,964
.. the investor of the
film is coming..
1545
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:03,085
.. you know and.. and..
1546
00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:05,025
.. I forget the investors name.
1547
00:56:05,113 --> 00:56:06,806
Hiroshima Nagasaki..
1548
00:56:06,831 --> 00:56:08,307
.. the Japanese money-man..
1549
00:56:08,332 --> 00:56:11,678
And Bobcat makes up this
real nice table..
1550
00:56:11,703 --> 00:56:13,218
.. with donuts and Skittles..
1551
00:56:13,243 --> 00:56:14,752
.. and M&M's and..
1552
00:56:14,834 --> 00:56:15,984
.. and uh, some..
1553
00:56:16,009 --> 00:56:16,883
.. catered cookies..
1554
00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:18,741
.. and this and that
and that and this.
1555
00:56:18,794 --> 00:56:19,783
And uh, some..
1556
00:56:19,807 --> 00:56:21,792
.. cheese puffs and whatnot.
1557
00:56:21,839 --> 00:56:24,148
If you went to Japan they'd
lay out sushi and things like that.
1558
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:25,546
Yeah.
- So here..
1559
00:56:25,571 --> 00:56:26,694
.. they've laid out..
we've laid out like..
1560
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:28,649
.. American snack foods and stuff.
1561
00:56:28,674 --> 00:56:30,129
Bobcat trusted me..
1562
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,659
.. to protect the table..
1563
00:56:31,684 --> 00:56:33,793
.. to make sure nobody
came to the table..
1564
00:56:33,818 --> 00:56:35,544
.. nobody ate off the table..
1565
00:56:35,569 --> 00:56:37,622
.. nobody touched anything
on the table.
1566
00:56:37,922 --> 00:56:40,650
And the money man is
extremely important..
1567
00:56:40,675 --> 00:56:42,407
.. if this table is touched..
1568
00:56:42,432 --> 00:56:44,180
.. we might get fucked.
1569
00:56:44,339 --> 00:56:45,634
You..
1570
00:56:54,264 --> 00:56:56,550
Hey, do not..
1571
00:56:56,575 --> 00:56:58,129
.. do not.. do not..
- Happy birthday.
1572
00:56:58,154 --> 00:56:59,364
.. touch the table.
1573
00:56:59,389 --> 00:57:00,304
What happened?
1574
00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:01,354
The money.. listen to me..
1575
00:57:01,379 --> 00:57:02,875
Can I say one thing?
- No, no, no..
1576
00:57:02,906 --> 00:57:04,712
Can I tell you one thing?
- No, I'm not gonna allow you..
1577
00:57:04,737 --> 00:57:06,006
I'm not gonna.. listen
to me..
1578
00:57:06,031 --> 00:57:07,366
.. listen to me..
1579
00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:08,645
.. please listen to me.
1580
00:57:08,670 --> 00:57:10,595
I was instructed..
- Boring!
1581
00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:12,081
Can I tell you one thing?
Let go of me.
1582
00:57:12,106 --> 00:57:12,668
Let go.
- I was..
1583
00:57:12,693 --> 00:57:14,350
.. instructed to not allow you..
1584
00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:16,252
.. to have anything on the table..
1585
00:57:16,277 --> 00:57:18,506
.. cause the money man for
this movie is coming.
1586
00:57:18,531 --> 00:57:20,107
He sees something..
1587
00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:21,881
.. he's gonna fuck it up.
1588
00:57:21,906 --> 00:57:23,416
The best way..
- I don't even want it.
1589
00:57:23,441 --> 00:57:24,871
.. to impress him..
1590
00:57:24,896 --> 00:57:26,939
.. is to show him this.
1591
00:57:26,997 --> 00:57:27,957
.. beautiful table.
1592
00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:29,799
One more bite!
One more bite!
1593
00:57:29,824 --> 00:57:31,747
Oh no! Oh No!
1594
00:57:34,164 --> 00:57:35,704
Oh no.
1595
00:57:36,311 --> 00:57:38,025
Oh no.. oh no!
1596
00:57:41,744 --> 00:57:43,357
What happened?
1597
00:57:43,382 --> 00:57:45,136
Perry knocked over the table.
1598
00:57:45,161 --> 00:57:46,467
What?
1599
00:57:46,494 --> 00:57:47,813
Perry..
- Perry!
1600
00:57:47,838 --> 00:57:48,859
No, what're you..
what happened?
1601
00:57:48,884 --> 00:57:51,037
I'm gonna kill that
son of a bitch!
1602
00:57:51,062 --> 00:57:52,267
I told him..
1603
00:57:52,305 --> 00:57:54,587
.. to stay the fuck away
from the table..
1604
00:57:54,612 --> 00:57:56,384
.. you let him smoke pot..
1605
00:57:56,409 --> 00:57:58,304
.. you let him get fucking high..
- I didn't let him to do anything.
1606
00:57:58,329 --> 00:58:00,561
.. he's fucking stoned off
of his ass..
1607
00:58:00,586 --> 00:58:02,440
Settle down. Settle down!
1608
00:58:02,465 --> 00:58:04,069
That motherfucker tripped..
1609
00:58:04,094 --> 00:58:04,976
Food fight!
1610
00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:08,470
I told him to stay
the fuck away!
1611
00:58:08,705 --> 00:58:10,579
This is outrage!
1612
00:58:10,604 --> 00:58:12,549
I pull out all money..
1613
00:58:14,168 --> 00:58:15,548
The movie is over!
1614
00:58:15,573 --> 00:58:16,574
What?
1615
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:17,484
It's canceled!
1616
00:58:17,509 --> 00:58:19,117
And I'm thinking..
1617
00:58:19,885 --> 00:58:21,319
.. motherfucker.
1618
00:58:22,265 --> 00:58:24,225
You are gonna die.
1619
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:27,603
It's your fucking fault
you son of a bitch!
1620
00:58:27,716 --> 00:58:28,581
Son of a bitch!
1621
00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:30,667
Stop! Stop! Don't be
crazy man.
1622
00:58:30,734 --> 00:58:31,754
Perry, come on!
1623
00:58:31,779 --> 00:58:33,360
Mole is not..
1624
00:58:33,433 --> 00:58:34,613
.. a human being.
1625
00:58:34,638 --> 00:58:35,499
He's a..
1626
00:58:35,524 --> 00:58:37,043
.. he's a fucking
little bitch.
1627
00:58:37,068 --> 00:58:38,218
He's a child..
1628
00:58:38,243 --> 00:58:40,301
.. he doesn't know how to
be a grown-up person.
1629
00:58:40,326 --> 00:58:41,460
I told him..
1630
00:58:41,485 --> 00:58:43,239
.. to stay away from
the table..
1631
00:58:43,264 --> 00:58:46,277
.. why did that son of a bitch
had to get a fucking donut in here!
1632
00:58:46,302 --> 00:58:49,376
Now you get the fuck off
of me or I'll kill you too!
1633
00:58:49,415 --> 00:58:52,458
He deserves to die!
1634
00:58:52,483 --> 00:58:55,073
I have a, uh, very disappointing uh..
1635
00:58:55,098 --> 00:58:57,278
.. announcement to make that uh..
1636
00:58:57,559 --> 00:59:00,896
.. well the, uh, the film is,
uh, been canceled.
1637
00:59:02,298 --> 00:59:04,584
Always gotta be you,
you son of a bitch!
1638
00:59:04,609 --> 00:59:06,609
Well I.. hey, I don't know..
1639
00:59:06,634 --> 00:59:08,054
.. who did what, but..
1640
00:59:08,079 --> 00:59:10,227
.. Perry I left you in charge.
1641
00:59:19,579 --> 00:59:21,500
None of us get anything now.
1642
00:59:21,967 --> 00:59:23,347
We're all fired.
1643
00:59:23,698 --> 00:59:26,484
Cause of fucking prick.
1644
00:59:27,339 --> 00:59:29,321
We were gonna be known
as The Big Three..
1645
00:59:29,346 --> 00:59:31,626
.. yea big three my ass.
1646
00:59:42,319 --> 00:59:44,121
We got an asshole like you..
1647
00:59:44,159 --> 00:59:45,436
.. I want him fired.
1648
00:59:45,461 --> 00:59:47,096
Wait, wait, wait..
you know what?
1649
00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:48,049
Fire him for what?
1650
00:59:48,074 --> 00:59:49,780
There is no movie Perry.
- For what he did!
1651
00:59:49,805 --> 00:59:51,342
Perry, there's no movie.
1652
00:59:51,672 --> 00:59:52,792
Right now, we're waiting..
1653
00:59:52,817 --> 00:59:54,759
.. for John Quincy Adams to call.
1654
00:59:55,055 --> 00:59:56,669
I'm crossing my fingers..
1655
00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:58,144
.. and hoping that he has..
1656
00:59:58,169 --> 00:59:59,630
.. some funding news..
1657
00:59:59,655 --> 01:00:00,943
We keep pointing a
lot of fingers..
1658
01:00:00,968 --> 01:00:01,704
.. but can we do this..
1659
01:00:01,729 --> 01:00:03,612
.. can we just not play
the blame game?
1660
01:00:03,651 --> 01:00:05,686
Why shouldn't I play
the blame game?
1661
01:00:05,739 --> 01:00:07,223
All you do..
1662
01:00:07,248 --> 01:00:09,036
.. every fucking time..
1663
01:00:09,061 --> 01:00:11,049
.. is break something!
- Mole..
1664
01:00:11,102 --> 01:00:12,074
.. do me a favor..
1665
01:00:12,099 --> 01:00:13,868
.. would you.. would
you go home?
1666
01:00:14,367 --> 01:00:16,675
Go home?
- No, listen, no, just..
1667
01:00:16,866 --> 01:00:18,174
Wait how'd you get
the memo that..
1668
01:00:18,199 --> 01:00:19,768
.. Mole's the bad guy?
- I'm not..
1669
01:00:19,793 --> 01:00:21,354
.. saying it's anyone's fault..
1670
01:00:21,379 --> 01:00:23,607
.. but I don't want
Quincy calling..
1671
01:00:23,632 --> 01:00:25,242
.. and.. and.. and having to
be a babysitter..
1672
01:00:25,267 --> 01:00:26,327
.. while you two fight.
1673
01:00:26,352 --> 01:00:28,053
He's the star, Mole.
- Be the bigger man..
1674
01:00:28,078 --> 01:00:28,814
.. you know.
1675
01:00:28,886 --> 01:00:31,708
I'll give you that.
You're the star.
1676
01:00:32,067 --> 01:00:33,240
Thank you.
1677
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,740
Dudes what're you doing
rest of the week..
1678
01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:36,243
.. since we don't gotta film
the movie anymore..
1679
01:00:36,268 --> 01:00:37,337
.. you guys wanna go out..
1680
01:00:37,362 --> 01:00:38,534
.. fishing and to go
to the beach?
1681
01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:40,261
You wanna go to the amusement
park on Thursday?
1682
01:00:40,286 --> 01:00:41,563
Hell yeah!
1683
01:00:41,588 --> 01:00:42,770
See you later Mole, have
good night my friend.
1684
01:00:42,795 --> 01:00:44,014
Later dudes.
1685
01:00:44,547 --> 01:00:45,922
Oh my God..
1686
01:00:45,947 --> 01:00:47,011
What's the matter?
1687
01:00:47,036 --> 01:00:48,749
"Hey, you wanna go fishing?"
1688
01:00:48,774 --> 01:00:49,949
Uh, Mr. Bobcat..
1689
01:00:49,974 --> 01:00:51,562
.. there's a call on line
one coming through.
1690
01:00:52,493 --> 01:00:53,700
Hello?
1691
01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:55,812
Hello, J.Q. Adams here.
1692
01:00:56,022 --> 01:00:57,102
Hi Mr. Adams.
1693
01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:58,662
I have good news.
1694
01:00:58,687 --> 01:01:00,415
.. I found us new backing..
1695
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,512
.. Windy City Heat lives.
1696
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,347
Oh.. yeah!
1697
01:01:04,372 --> 01:01:05,035
Good news.
1698
01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:06,395
The new money man
is someone..
1699
01:01:06,420 --> 01:01:08,037
.. we've dealt with
in the past.
1700
01:01:08,062 --> 01:01:10,177
I know Perry's had some
troubles with him..
1701
01:01:10,202 --> 01:01:11,045
.. so Perry..
1702
01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:12,159
.. I need to be assured..
1703
01:01:12,184 --> 01:01:13,859
.. you'll behave like
a gentleman..
1704
01:01:13,884 --> 01:01:15,124
.. and a businessman.
1705
01:01:15,179 --> 01:01:16,625
Excuse me, Mr. Adams..
1706
01:01:16,650 --> 01:01:17,940
.. but I am always
a gentleman..
1707
01:01:17,965 --> 01:01:19,102
.. and I'm always
a businessman.
1708
01:01:19,127 --> 01:01:22,233
Well you haven't been to
this person in the past.
1709
01:01:22,748 --> 01:01:23,941
What're you talking about?
1710
01:01:23,966 --> 01:01:26,833
I believe he's waiting
in the outside office.
1711
01:01:26,858 --> 01:01:29,293
Everyone, please say hello to..
1712
01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:30,575
.. Yurgi!
1713
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,917
He-hey, hello gentlemen.
1714
01:01:34,279 --> 01:01:36,279
Yurgi's this..
1715
01:01:36,406 --> 01:01:38,340
.. Romanian dude..
1716
01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:41,244
.. that's got this..
this attitude..
1717
01:01:41,377 --> 01:01:42,997
.. and he wants to be..
1718
01:01:43,022 --> 01:01:44,012
.. the big shot.
1719
01:01:44,037 --> 01:01:46,252
You're not gonna control me.
1720
01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:49,247
This is not your land.
This is not your country.
1721
01:01:49,339 --> 01:01:50,906
Stop flashing your money and..
1722
01:01:50,931 --> 01:01:53,301
.. thinking that you're gonna
buy everybody..
1723
01:01:53,326 --> 01:01:54,400
.. out.
1724
01:01:54,873 --> 01:01:55,893
Cause you're not.
1725
01:01:55,918 --> 01:01:57,315
Let's make a movie guys!
1726
01:01:57,340 --> 01:01:58,441
Yeah! Let's make a movie.
1727
01:01:58,466 --> 01:01:59,808
But now..
1728
01:01:59,953 --> 01:02:01,493
.. whoa.
- What?
1729
01:02:01,518 --> 01:02:03,355
I don't want Mole.
1730
01:02:04,305 --> 01:02:06,155
Perry, we'll deal..
- What's this, problem on the set?
1731
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:07,775
No there's no trouble whatsoever.
1732
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,209
Cause I told Adams..
- He was joking..
1733
01:02:09,234 --> 01:02:10,508
.. if there's trouble, I'm out.
1734
01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:11,642
Ask him, there's no problem.
1735
01:02:11,667 --> 01:02:12,739
Is there trouble?
1736
01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:14,139
I guess not now.
1737
01:02:14,307 --> 01:02:15,727
Great. Alright folks..
1738
01:02:15,759 --> 01:02:17,422
.. let's uh.. let's get working.
1739
01:02:17,848 --> 01:02:20,222
There's gonna be
a lot of apology..
1740
01:02:20,353 --> 01:02:21,808
As my cousin Sam
would say it..
1741
01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:24,134
.. Mole's gonna be doing
a lot of cock sucking..
1742
01:02:24,159 --> 01:02:26,078
.. to get this film
back on track.
1743
01:02:31,844 --> 01:02:33,444
I'm happy that the
movie's still on..
1744
01:02:33,469 --> 01:02:34,748
.. I gotta tell you, I mean..
- Thank you.
1745
01:02:34,773 --> 01:02:35,761
.. you deserve it..
1746
01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:37,901
.. I mean America
deserves it it's..
1747
01:02:37,926 --> 01:02:40,023
.. I'm just happy that
you guys got it set.
1748
01:02:49,336 --> 01:02:52,001
Who the fuck is
fucking in my..
1749
01:02:54,782 --> 01:02:56,942
What are you guys
doing in my trailer?
1750
01:02:57,042 --> 01:02:58,328
You're smoking in my trailer..
1751
01:02:58,353 --> 01:02:59,415
Hey, hey, calm down.
- No, no..
1752
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:00,734
.. no, no, no.. you..
1753
01:03:00,759 --> 01:03:02,816
.. you listen to me.
- Hey, you listen to me!
1754
01:03:02,841 --> 01:03:04,782
Who's paying for this shit?
- Okay.
1755
01:03:04,807 --> 01:03:06,324
Alright, hear me out..
1756
01:03:06,350 --> 01:03:07,070
.. watch this..
1757
01:03:07,095 --> 01:03:08,363
.. I want to show you something,
this is cute.
1758
01:03:08,388 --> 01:03:09,405
Ready?
1759
01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:17,987
Her mouth tastes
like my penis.
1760
01:03:18,012 --> 01:03:20,057
Yurgi's always wanted to
put me in a porn..
1761
01:03:20,082 --> 01:03:21,897
.. and I said no fucking
way I can't do porn..
1762
01:03:21,922 --> 01:03:23,854
.. I'm in.. I'm in the
Screen Actors Guild.
1763
01:03:23,879 --> 01:03:25,291
Relax, you know..
1764
01:03:25,316 --> 01:03:26,870
.. I just need your trailer for..
1765
01:03:26,895 --> 01:03:28,717
.. a couple of hours to uh..
1766
01:03:28,783 --> 01:03:29,997
.. unwind, you know?
1767
01:03:30,106 --> 01:03:32,405
If Yurgi wanted to watch me..
1768
01:03:32,430 --> 01:03:34,180
.. bang his two girls..
1769
01:03:35,002 --> 01:03:36,035
.. fine.
1770
01:03:36,148 --> 01:03:37,768
As long as I got 'em.
1771
01:03:39,951 --> 01:03:41,866
Ladies and Gentlemen
let's welcome..
1772
01:03:41,893 --> 01:03:44,229
.. William the Refrigerator Perry.
1773
01:03:46,533 --> 01:03:50,039
And then of course uh..
we have our Perry.
1774
01:03:50,499 --> 01:03:53,052
The little fridge.. hey!
1775
01:03:53,140 --> 01:03:54,522
Alright, two's..
1776
01:03:54,547 --> 01:03:56,687
Alright, so here's how
this scene goes..
1777
01:03:56,712 --> 01:03:58,560
.. we have William the Refrigerator..
1778
01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,064
.. Perry, he's here..
1779
01:04:00,135 --> 01:04:01,996
.. his refrigerator is missing.
1780
01:04:02,202 --> 01:04:05,496
Perry a.k.a Stone Fury..
1781
01:04:05,567 --> 01:04:07,588
.. he's asking Stone's help.
1782
01:04:07,734 --> 01:04:11,441
And Lana is in the scene, um..
1783
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,606
I'm not..
- Looking hot.
1784
01:04:13,631 --> 01:04:16,225
She's.. she's looking hot.
- Yeah.
1785
01:04:16,712 --> 01:04:17,765
Alright.
1786
01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:19,138
Roll sound.
1787
01:04:21,281 --> 01:04:22,090
And act.
1788
01:04:22,114 --> 01:04:23,320
I'm ready to do the
Super Bowl Shuffle..
1789
01:04:23,345 --> 01:04:24,620
.. on somebody's head.
1790
01:04:24,879 --> 01:04:26,927
What kind of sicko
would to that?
1791
01:04:27,138 --> 01:04:28,842
I know exactly what..
I know exactly what..
1792
01:04:28,867 --> 01:04:30,463
.. sicko and I'm gonna find him.
1793
01:04:30,488 --> 01:04:31,423
I know exactly what sicko..
1794
01:04:31,448 --> 01:04:32,356
.. and I'm gonna find him.
1795
01:04:32,381 --> 01:04:33,387
I know exactly what sicko..
1796
01:04:33,412 --> 01:04:34,567
.. and I'm gonna find him.
1797
01:04:34,980 --> 01:04:36,882
I know.. I know exactly
what sicko..
1798
01:04:36,907 --> 01:04:38,535
.. and I'm gonna find him.
1799
01:04:38,819 --> 01:04:41,585
I know exactly what's sick.. oh..
1800
01:04:41,610 --> 01:04:43,917
.. and I'm gonna find him!
1801
01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:45,369
And cut.
1802
01:04:46,335 --> 01:04:47,794
Bob.
- Yeah?
1803
01:04:47,819 --> 01:04:49,102
One thing.
- Yeah.
1804
01:04:49,127 --> 01:04:51,108
Is it too late to get Carson Daly?
1805
01:04:51,513 --> 01:04:55,179
Uhh..
- Carson Daly is a fucking pussy!
1806
01:04:55,373 --> 01:04:56,888
No, we're married to..
1807
01:04:56,913 --> 01:04:58,170
.. we're married to Perry..
1808
01:04:58,195 --> 01:05:00,877
.. I mean that won't affect
the financing, will it?
1809
01:05:00,956 --> 01:05:03,131
Carson Daly does not work!
- I trust your vision.
1810
01:05:03,156 --> 01:05:04,564
I trust your vision,
whatever you think.
1811
01:05:04,589 --> 01:05:06,315
Yurgi give him a chance.
- You get get 'em.
1812
01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:07,450
Thank you.
1813
01:05:07,475 --> 01:05:08,962
When Yurgi mentioned
bringing back..
1814
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,395
.. Carson Daly, it's like..
1815
01:05:10,442 --> 01:05:11,389
.. wait a second..
1816
01:05:11,414 --> 01:05:13,755
.. Carson's not Italian
like I'm Italian.
1817
01:05:13,819 --> 01:05:15,419
Carson Daly..
1818
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,867
.. he's a Jew boy trying to be a wop.
1819
01:05:17,967 --> 01:05:18,855
OK, I uh..
1820
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,484
.. I think we put Nadia..
1821
01:05:20,509 --> 01:05:21,712
.. give Nadia a crack at it.
1822
01:05:21,737 --> 01:05:23,605
What?
- Give Nadia a crack at it.
1823
01:05:23,630 --> 01:05:24,551
Svetlana.
1824
01:05:24,611 --> 01:05:26,558
Everything's great, sweaty Lana.
1825
01:05:26,583 --> 01:05:28,377
Yurgi, do you think it's gonna match?
1826
01:05:28,402 --> 01:05:29,817
Don't worry about that.
1827
01:05:29,882 --> 01:05:31,423
Alright, let's go again.
1828
01:05:31,465 --> 01:05:33,305
Fridge, you all set?
- Ready.
1829
01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:34,060
Okay..
1830
01:05:34,085 --> 01:05:36,380
.. you really wanna go
through that door.
1831
01:05:36,450 --> 01:05:38,584
And act.
1832
01:05:39,392 --> 01:05:41,632
They took the Fridge's fridge, Stone.
1833
01:05:41,657 --> 01:05:44,280
How am I supposed to chill food? How?
1834
01:05:44,495 --> 01:05:45,305
Cut.
1835
01:05:45,330 --> 01:05:47,175
Alright, that was great folks.
1836
01:05:48,549 --> 01:05:50,776
"They took the Fridge's fridge"
1837
01:05:53,718 --> 01:05:55,273
You say that so cool.
1838
01:05:55,298 --> 01:05:56,959
"They took the Fridge's fridge"
1839
01:05:56,984 --> 01:05:58,706
Shh, shh..
- Perry, shut up.
1840
01:05:58,786 --> 01:06:00,439
I read the script.
- Yeah?
1841
01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:02,732
I think it needs a rim job scene.
1842
01:06:03,643 --> 01:06:05,151
Uh.. a rim job?
1843
01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:06,708
No, no, it's not what you think.
1844
01:06:06,733 --> 01:06:08,671
A rim job is when you eat
someone's ass.
1845
01:06:09,301 --> 01:06:11,224
No way.
1846
01:06:11,249 --> 01:06:13,404
Uh.. um..
1847
01:06:13,477 --> 01:06:15,439
.. Perry you don't like it?
- No way.
1848
01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:16,725
Perry, no?
1849
01:06:16,819 --> 01:06:18,432
No way..
1850
01:06:18,457 --> 01:06:20,844
.. do you want this rated PG..
1851
01:06:20,913 --> 01:06:23,653
.. R, NC-17..
1852
01:06:23,678 --> 01:06:25,446
.. or do you want this to
be a fucking porno?
1853
01:06:25,478 --> 01:06:26,773
Listen, all I know is..
1854
01:06:26,798 --> 01:06:28,318
.. people love rim job scenes.
1855
01:06:28,343 --> 01:06:30,137
Distributors love rim job scenes..
1856
01:06:30,162 --> 01:06:31,386
.. it sells a lot.
1857
01:06:31,829 --> 01:06:35,151
Rim job scenes are for
Europeans and..
1858
01:06:35,220 --> 01:06:36,204
.. those people.
1859
01:06:36,229 --> 01:06:37,839
This is made in America.
1860
01:06:37,898 --> 01:06:38,958
Bobcat, what do you think?
1861
01:06:39,034 --> 01:06:40,091
It's made in America.
1862
01:06:40,116 --> 01:06:41,404
I've got a side with Perry..
1863
01:06:41,429 --> 01:06:42,571
.. this is uh..
1864
01:06:42,611 --> 01:06:44,292
Hey, you guys do what you want.
1865
01:06:44,332 --> 01:06:45,432
OK, I'm not the artist here..
1866
01:06:45,457 --> 01:06:46,312
.. I'm the money man.
1867
01:06:46,337 --> 01:06:48,247
Thank you.
- I'm just throwing it out there.
1868
01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:50,044
Thank you.
- You're the money man.
1869
01:06:50,069 --> 01:06:52,397
Go get 'em.
- Alright, Yurgi.
1870
01:06:56,357 --> 01:06:57,737
I had this one girlfriend..
1871
01:06:57,762 --> 01:06:58,975
.. whom I'm still banging.
1872
01:06:59,008 --> 01:07:00,787
The most exotic..
1873
01:07:01,041 --> 01:07:02,521
.. feeling ever..
1874
01:07:02,687 --> 01:07:04,356
.. was having this..
1875
01:07:04,380 --> 01:07:06,380
.. this real light..
1876
01:07:07,215 --> 01:07:08,588
.. tongue texture..
1877
01:07:08,613 --> 01:07:10,547
.. just barely..
1878
01:07:12,327 --> 01:07:13,835
.. touch..
1879
01:07:13,953 --> 01:07:15,560
.. the hairs..
1880
01:07:16,714 --> 01:07:19,347
.. around your.. around
your butthole.
1881
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:21,440
And I mean it was the most..
1882
01:07:21,465 --> 01:07:23,884
.. exotic feeling ever.
1883
01:07:23,970 --> 01:07:25,096
And act.
1884
01:07:25,193 --> 01:07:28,247
Sticks and stones will
break some bones.
1885
01:07:28,272 --> 01:07:30,311
Hey, hey Fridge!
Sit on his face and..
1886
01:07:30,336 --> 01:07:32,210
.. make him eat your ass!
1887
01:07:32,856 --> 01:07:34,131
The camera's rolling..
1888
01:07:34,156 --> 01:07:35,504
.. Bobcat's directing..
1889
01:07:35,538 --> 01:07:37,392
.. here you go, you hear Yurgi..
1890
01:07:37,417 --> 01:07:39,485
.. behind the camera..
1891
01:07:39,554 --> 01:07:41,554
.. screaming and bitching about..
1892
01:07:41,579 --> 01:07:43,579
"Orr, they.."
1893
01:07:43,870 --> 01:07:45,367
"More ass. We need to have.."
1894
01:07:45,392 --> 01:07:47,442
".. somebody start licking ass."
1895
01:07:47,826 --> 01:07:49,529
Shut the fuck up.
1896
01:07:49,643 --> 01:07:52,329
Rolling.
- And act.
1897
01:07:53,406 --> 01:07:55,470
Then what you gonna do?
1898
01:07:58,721 --> 01:08:01,881
Sticks and stones will
break some bones.
1899
01:08:05,364 --> 01:08:06,793
Pissing me off man..
1900
01:08:06,818 --> 01:08:09,022
.. it's pissing me off.
1901
01:08:09,248 --> 01:08:10,927
Cut!
- Yeah!
1902
01:08:10,952 --> 01:08:12,201
Wow!
1903
01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:14,270
Well, let's not put our
foot through a..
1904
01:08:14,295 --> 01:08:16,277
.. van Gogh, people.
That was great.
1905
01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:17,603
That was really good.
1906
01:08:17,628 --> 01:08:18,834
Intense.
- That was good.
1907
01:08:18,859 --> 01:08:19,918
Hey listen..
1908
01:08:19,943 --> 01:08:21,468
.. when it's good, it's good.
1909
01:08:21,493 --> 01:08:22,581
That was good.
1910
01:08:22,606 --> 01:08:24,606
Yeah!
- Woo!
1911
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,989
Morning, gentlemen.
1912
01:08:27,014 --> 01:08:28,414
I'm switching some stuff.
1913
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,410
There's trouble brewing here.
1914
01:08:30,435 --> 01:08:32,027
But there's trouble brewing.
1915
01:08:32,052 --> 01:08:32,987
Ah, no wait..
1916
01:08:33,012 --> 01:08:34,754
.. but there's trouble brewing.
1917
01:08:34,818 --> 01:08:35,725
There it is.
1918
01:08:35,751 --> 01:08:37,792
Yo Bobcat, what's with the
green sky, it's uh..
1919
01:08:37,817 --> 01:08:39,525
.. supposed to be outer
space or something?
1920
01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:41,311
That is called..
1921
01:08:41,353 --> 01:08:43,253
.. that.. green.. green screen..
1922
01:08:43,278 --> 01:08:44,013
.. blue screen..
1923
01:08:44,038 --> 01:08:45,807
.. that is the city of Chicago.
1924
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,522
Hey, we'll put a dinosaur in there.
1925
01:08:47,547 --> 01:08:49,266
No, we're not gonna put
a dinosaur there..
1926
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:51,663
.. there's no dinosaurs in Chicago.
1927
01:08:51,688 --> 01:08:52,783
I doesn't matter, look..
1928
01:08:52,808 --> 01:08:54,913
Put a dinosaur in, it's uh..
kids love it.
1929
01:08:54,982 --> 01:08:56,329
It's big box office..
1930
01:08:56,354 --> 01:08:57,502
.. trust me on this.
1931
01:08:57,527 --> 01:08:58,479
I would trust..
1932
01:08:58,504 --> 01:09:00,386
.. the director.
- No, no, no.. listen.
1933
01:09:00,411 --> 01:09:01,576
Think about it,
think about it..
1934
01:09:01,601 --> 01:09:03,615
OK, great.
- Alright, come on girls.
1935
01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:06,475
I like to compare myself..
1936
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,879
.. to a Steven Seagal.
1937
01:09:07,925 --> 01:09:09,434
And..
1938
01:09:09,494 --> 01:09:10,601
.. act.
1939
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,056
Because I have a Steven Seagal..
1940
01:09:13,851 --> 01:09:15,396
.. smoothness.
1941
01:09:15,516 --> 01:09:17,690
But there's trouble brewing up..
1942
01:09:17,819 --> 01:09:19,819
.. Stone can feel it.
1943
01:09:21,219 --> 01:09:23,292
This might just mean..
1944
01:09:24,223 --> 01:09:25,903
.. someone's gonna be the.. wait..
1945
01:09:25,928 --> 01:09:27,344
.. this might just..
1946
01:09:27,369 --> 01:09:28,091
Cut.
1947
01:09:28,116 --> 01:09:30,454
Hey, I paid a lot of money
for that big fan..
1948
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:32,614
.. let's see what that sucker does.
1949
01:09:33,085 --> 01:09:34,111
OK, go Perry.
1950
01:09:34,136 --> 01:09:35,439
Yeah, it's Chicago alright..
1951
01:09:35,464 --> 01:09:37,002
.. Chi-town..
1952
01:09:37,027 --> 01:09:39,199
.. my lady, Chicago, Illinois.
1953
01:09:39,826 --> 01:09:41,839
Yeah, she'll always be mine..
1954
01:09:42,078 --> 01:09:44,039
.. she'd always be the place..
1955
01:09:44,093 --> 01:09:46,705
.. where I would feel
the Windy City heat.
1956
01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:48,211
Alright, go around once.
- Bob..
1957
01:09:48,236 --> 01:09:49,671
.. kill the fan!
1958
01:09:51,051 --> 01:09:52,983
God damn it.
- Cut!
1959
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:54,616
Cut!
- OK, cut!
1960
01:09:54,662 --> 01:09:55,962
That was very good.
1961
01:09:55,987 --> 01:09:58,469
Alright, folks, uh..
that's uh..
1962
01:09:58,494 --> 01:10:00,524
.. that's a wrap.
- Woo!
1963
01:10:02,008 --> 01:10:03,282
Yeah!
1964
01:10:07,925 --> 01:10:10,738
Shooting an entire film
in one week..
1965
01:10:11,495 --> 01:10:13,088
.. uh, is amazing.
1966
01:10:13,113 --> 01:10:13,974
Perry!
1967
01:10:13,999 --> 01:10:17,654
Perry!
- Thank you!
1968
01:10:21,257 --> 01:10:23,070
Perry! Perry!
1969
01:10:23,077 --> 01:10:25,016
Whoa, easy, easy,
easy, easy..
1970
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:25,922
..don't break the money.
1971
01:10:25,947 --> 01:10:27,902
Get off of me God damn it!
1972
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:29,686
And if the three of us
do great..
1973
01:10:29,711 --> 01:10:31,827
.. which I know we will, now that..
1974
01:10:32,073 --> 01:10:34,073
.. Mole's got his head together..
1975
01:10:35,466 --> 01:10:37,466
.. this film is going to hit Top 10.
1976
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:41,147
Stop drinking, this is your last one.
1977
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,680
Would you stop drinking?
1978
01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:43,563
Drinking six?
1979
01:10:43,588 --> 01:10:45,798
You don't need to be
drinking six, you nitwit.
1980
01:10:45,823 --> 01:10:49,165
Quincy said we got to go
up to room 619.
1981
01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:51,333
Hello?
1982
01:10:51,765 --> 01:10:53,172
Don, Perry, Mole.
1983
01:10:53,197 --> 01:10:54,984
What is this?
- Suits.
1984
01:10:55,009 --> 01:10:56,451
Oh, look at this.
1985
01:10:56,621 --> 01:10:58,224
Push play..
1986
01:10:58,263 --> 01:11:00,716
Hello, Big Three.
This is your producer..
1987
01:11:00,741 --> 01:11:02,420
.. John Quincy Adams.
1988
01:11:02,481 --> 01:11:04,488
Tonight is a very big night.
1989
01:11:04,528 --> 01:11:06,856
I've arranged a one-time
only screening..
1990
01:11:06,881 --> 01:11:09,525
.. of our film, Windy City Heat.
1991
01:11:09,571 --> 01:11:11,656
This will be the
only opportunity..
1992
01:11:11,684 --> 01:11:13,950
.. you all to view the movie.
1993
01:11:14,486 --> 01:11:17,691
That was heartbreaking because..
1994
01:11:17,716 --> 01:11:20,578
.. this is the only chance
for me to see the film.
1995
01:11:20,773 --> 01:11:23,206
The screening will begin
promptly at 7:30 pm..
1996
01:11:23,231 --> 01:11:25,963
.. it is very improtant
that you be on time.
1997
01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:27,273
If you are not there..
1998
01:11:27,298 --> 01:11:29,053
.. the movie shall not
be released.
1999
01:11:29,078 --> 01:11:31,362
Now, we gotta get dressed.
2000
01:11:31,432 --> 01:11:33,892
Do you guys know
what it means..
2001
01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:35,082
.. to get dressed?
2002
01:11:35,259 --> 01:11:36,762
It means get dressed.
2003
01:11:37,158 --> 01:11:38,590
Look at this.
2004
01:11:41,293 --> 01:11:44,060
Whoa, damn.
- I'm naked!
2005
01:11:44,085 --> 01:11:46,155
Go out there tell him
to quiet down.
2006
01:11:53,107 --> 01:11:55,230
Open the door!
2007
01:11:57,237 --> 01:11:59,925
You want me to break the
motherfucker down?!
2008
01:12:00,012 --> 01:12:01,278
Hey Dan?
2009
01:12:01,303 --> 01:12:02,524
What?
- Where's Perry?
2010
01:12:02,565 --> 01:12:03,847
Right here, God damn it..
2011
01:12:03,872 --> 01:12:05,687
.. open the fucking door!
2012
01:12:05,733 --> 01:12:07,877
Fuck you too, Don.
Okay?
2013
01:12:07,936 --> 01:12:10,162
Don, you're also an asshole..
2014
01:12:10,206 --> 01:12:12,149
.. for accepting an asshole.
2015
01:12:12,182 --> 01:12:13,896
What the hell are you doing out there?
- Thanks for locking..
2016
01:12:13,921 --> 01:12:16,668
.. me on the fucking patio, asshole!
2017
01:12:16,885 --> 01:12:18,660
I didn't lock you out on the patio..
2018
01:12:18,685 --> 01:12:19,986
.. just get dressed!
2019
01:12:20,033 --> 01:12:21,494
Is that where you were..
- Yeah, I was..
2020
01:12:21,519 --> 01:12:22,701
.. on the fucking patio!
- Aw, dude..
2021
01:12:22,726 --> 01:12:24,314
.. you should've knocked!
2022
01:12:24,339 --> 01:12:25,776
Fucking shut up..
2023
01:12:25,801 --> 01:12:28,028
Like he thinks he's funny.
2024
01:12:28,053 --> 01:12:29,260
Where's the limo?
2025
01:12:29,617 --> 01:12:30,937
Why haven't they called?
2026
01:12:30,966 --> 01:12:33,322
Who took the phone
off the hook?
2027
01:12:33,347 --> 01:12:35,582
I took the phone off the hook.
- Why?
2028
01:12:35,647 --> 01:12:37,456
Because they said the
limo guy was gonna..
2029
01:12:37,490 --> 01:12:38,945
.. call when he got here..
2030
01:12:38,970 --> 01:12:42,313
..and I didn't want anyone to be
on the phone when he called.
2031
01:12:42,373 --> 01:12:45,093
I would've beat the living
fuck out of Mole..
2032
01:12:45,118 --> 01:12:47,414
.. if I would've been able to
get my hands on him.
2033
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,065
Congratulations, this is really great.
- We only have..
2034
01:12:49,090 --> 01:12:50,445
.. like 15 more minutes
to get there..
2035
01:12:50,470 --> 01:12:51,513
.. so we really gotta..
- We gotta let the..
2036
01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:52,699
.. camera guy get in..
2037
01:12:52,724 --> 01:12:54,326
You know, premiere I heard..
- Let's go.
2038
01:12:54,351 --> 01:12:55,339
.. congratulations.
- Alright, guys..
2039
01:12:55,364 --> 01:12:56,394
.. in!
- So you're the star, right?
2040
01:12:56,419 --> 01:12:57,587
I'm the star.
2041
01:12:57,653 --> 01:12:59,273
In!
- Pleasure meeting you man.
2042
01:12:59,533 --> 01:13:00,920
Cool.
- If you want we can give..
2043
01:13:00,945 --> 01:13:02,319
.. you an autograph after
or something.
2044
01:13:02,344 --> 01:13:04,254
Do you have a pen now?
2045
01:13:04,494 --> 01:13:05,707
Anybody got a pen?
2046
01:13:05,764 --> 01:13:07,852
Travis.. Bickle.
- We gotta go.
2047
01:13:07,877 --> 01:13:09,346
Hey, I got the route
I went and..
2048
01:13:09,371 --> 01:13:10,847
.. studied the map I got
the route all like..
2049
01:13:10,872 --> 01:13:12,793
.. I mean it's gonna take
us like five minutes.
2050
01:13:12,818 --> 01:13:14,138
Look what I wrote here.
- Good, because..
2051
01:13:14,163 --> 01:13:15,411
.. we only got 15 minutes.
- What time the screening starts?
2052
01:13:15,436 --> 01:13:16,228
Like in 15 minutes.
2053
01:13:16,253 --> 01:13:17,214
Okay, great.
2054
01:13:17,239 --> 01:13:18,819
Let's go, man.
2055
01:13:19,006 --> 01:13:20,028
Let's go, let's go.
2056
01:13:20,068 --> 01:13:21,928
Real quick: what's your
favorite color?
2057
01:13:21,953 --> 01:13:24,028
Blue.
- Mine too, that's so weird.
2058
01:13:24,053 --> 01:13:25,859
Dude.. guys..
- I like guys that like blue..
2059
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,245
Let's go! We gotta go!
2060
01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:29,725
Come on!
2061
01:13:29,791 --> 01:13:31,190
Tell him now!
2062
01:13:31,215 --> 01:13:33,678
Let's go!
- Right there.
2063
01:13:33,790 --> 01:13:35,843
Right there.
You kinda missed a spot.
2064
01:13:35,868 --> 01:13:37,247
I think it's on the inside.
- Let's go man..
2065
01:13:37,272 --> 01:13:39,765
.. we got no fucking time!
2066
01:13:39,944 --> 01:13:41,531
I really like this guy.
2067
01:13:41,556 --> 01:13:42,619
He's a good guy but..
I mean..
2068
01:13:42,644 --> 01:13:44,461
.. let's go!
2069
01:13:51,494 --> 01:13:53,021
Driver?
- Yep?
2070
01:13:53,046 --> 01:13:55,038
Do me a favor.
- Yea?
2071
01:13:55,063 --> 01:13:57,731
You got some water that
isn't very good in here..
2072
01:13:57,756 --> 01:13:59,856
Uh..
- Uh.. Mole.. Don!
2073
01:13:59,910 --> 01:14:01,814
.. we got to stop at
a convenience store.
2074
01:14:01,839 --> 01:14:02,928
Is that all right?
- Yeah.
2075
01:14:02,953 --> 01:14:05,048
We gotta get some good water.
- Good water?
2076
01:14:05,073 --> 01:14:07,383
This water stinks we had back here.
- Jesus Christ..
2077
01:14:07,408 --> 01:14:09,129
7:34 PM..
2078
01:14:09,154 --> 01:14:12,275
So, officially, we should've
been there.
2079
01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:14,516
What is this?
- This place has got that..
2080
01:14:14,541 --> 01:14:16,067
.. vitamin water I
told you about.
2081
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,948
Don, let's fucking go!
2082
01:14:22,018 --> 01:14:23,946
Don Barris?
- Yeah.
2083
01:14:24,019 --> 01:14:27,338
I am one of your biggest fans.
2084
01:14:27,931 --> 01:14:30,519
Is this not the man they
call the Scare Master?
2085
01:14:30,544 --> 01:14:32,446
That's me.
- Yes, ha ha!
2086
01:14:32,471 --> 01:14:34,913
This is such a great honor!
2087
01:14:38,145 --> 01:14:39,285
Come, let us take a picture.
2088
01:14:39,310 --> 01:14:40,698
We're gonna be late.
2089
01:14:40,895 --> 01:14:42,375
Thank you.
- Hey, wait a minute, hold on..
2090
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:43,215
Hey!
2091
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,121
Crazy broad, take.. catch that.
2092
01:14:45,146 --> 01:14:46,974
Why are you so disrespectful?
2093
01:14:46,999 --> 01:14:49,864
Wait, wait, wait..
I have got..
2094
01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:52,092
.. two twin daughters.
Beautiful!
2095
01:14:52,117 --> 01:14:53,241
Absolutely beautiful.
2096
01:14:53,266 --> 01:14:54,627
Wait a minute,
are they here now?
2097
01:14:54,652 --> 01:14:56,453
Wait a minute, Perry..
Perry, look at this.
2098
01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:58,197
We gotta go!
2099
01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:00,850
Let's go.
2100
01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:02,751
We don't have time
to fuck around.
2101
01:15:03,970 --> 01:15:06,465
I don't care about the
girls I just wanna go.
2102
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:09,412
Let's go.
- Whoa, look at this..
2103
01:15:09,452 --> 01:15:10,418
Look at them..
2104
01:15:11,628 --> 01:15:13,368
We don't have time..
2105
01:15:14,048 --> 01:15:16,101
.. we don't have time.
2106
01:15:18,699 --> 01:15:20,159
Make 'em spin around,
make 'em spin around..
2107
01:15:20,184 --> 01:15:21,733
.. let me see that ass.
2108
01:15:22,854 --> 01:15:24,181
Spin around.
- Go ahead.
2109
01:15:24,212 --> 01:15:25,736
Yeah, there you go.
2110
01:15:25,873 --> 01:15:27,997
Yeah..
- See I told you they're beautiful.
2111
01:15:28,022 --> 01:15:30,010
I don't wanna dance with 'em..
2112
01:15:30,035 --> 01:15:31,796
Get together, rub
against each other.
2113
01:15:31,821 --> 01:15:33,324
Let me see you
kiss each other.
2114
01:15:33,349 --> 01:15:35,401
No, no, no, no..
- No, come on!
2115
01:15:35,426 --> 01:15:37,465
Naughty boy.
- No, kiss each other.
2116
01:15:37,768 --> 01:15:40,160
We don't have any
fucking time!
2117
01:15:40,185 --> 01:15:42,135
Give a kiss..
2118
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,961
Let's go!
- Perry, lighten up!
2119
01:15:43,986 --> 01:15:45,341
Come on, give a kiss.
2120
01:15:45,721 --> 01:15:48,367
Let's go!
2121
01:15:48,718 --> 01:15:50,258
Oh, let me get a picture of it.
2122
01:15:50,283 --> 01:15:51,560
Oh, there you go.
2123
01:15:53,190 --> 01:15:55,100
Okay, Perry.
- We better get going.
2124
01:15:55,203 --> 01:15:57,236
We really gotta go, come on.
We gotta go.
2125
01:15:57,299 --> 01:15:59,233
Fucking bullshit..
2126
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,320
No water.. nothing.
2127
01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,085
Don throws the three
fucking waters..
2128
01:16:03,110 --> 01:16:04,980
.. out the window
like an asshole.
2129
01:16:05,140 --> 01:16:07,066
Don't drink that.
- Shut up!
2130
01:16:07,091 --> 01:16:08,535
Stop!
- We got some other water..
2131
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:10,520
.. don't drink that!
2132
01:16:10,925 --> 01:16:12,096
You guys..
2133
01:16:12,185 --> 01:16:14,332
.. they like made out
with me in there.
2134
01:16:15,815 --> 01:16:17,508
Really, let's go!
2135
01:16:17,533 --> 01:16:18,478
We gotta go.
2136
01:16:18,505 --> 01:16:19,671
Let's go, let's go, let's go..
2137
01:16:19,703 --> 01:16:22,477
They're not gonna start the
movie without us, okay?
2138
01:16:22,502 --> 01:16:24,058
Hold on a second..
2139
01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:26,145
Hello?
2140
01:16:27,209 --> 01:16:28,656
Yeah?
2141
01:16:28,968 --> 01:16:30,589
They started the movie
without us.
2142
01:16:30,686 --> 01:16:33,462
Get the fuck to the theater,
God damn it!
2143
01:16:38,028 --> 01:16:40,430
I could really throw up..
- I already did.
2144
01:16:40,455 --> 01:16:42,096
You didn't need to drink..
2145
01:16:42,121 --> 01:16:44,749
.. my rock'n'roll bands
don't drink..
2146
01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:46,195
You're in a bunch of
rock'n'roll bands?
2147
01:16:46,220 --> 01:16:47,377
I produce..
2148
01:16:47,402 --> 01:16:49,210
.. and I'm the enthusiast
for over..
2149
01:16:49,235 --> 01:16:53,262
.. about 100, 150 of non-labeled
rock bands here in town.
2150
01:16:53,295 --> 01:16:54,396
Really?
2151
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:55,836
Where are we?
2152
01:16:55,888 --> 01:16:57,378
Travis..
2153
01:16:57,402 --> 01:16:58,658
.. what's up Travis?
- Look man..
2154
01:16:58,683 --> 01:17:01,145
.. this might be my
only shot, okay?
2155
01:17:01,248 --> 01:17:02,948
This is my band..
2156
01:17:04,099 --> 01:17:06,276
.. and if you're looking to
maybe produce someone..
2157
01:17:06,301 --> 01:17:07,840
.. or whatever..
2158
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:13,566
They suck.
2159
01:17:14,613 --> 01:17:15,780
Give 'em a chance!
2160
01:17:15,811 --> 01:17:18,146
Let go of my fucking arm!
2161
01:17:22,337 --> 01:17:23,390
Yeah!
2162
01:17:30,006 --> 01:17:31,512
Yeah!
2163
01:17:39,874 --> 01:17:41,560
It's called movie premiere.
2164
01:17:42,207 --> 01:17:43,953
It's called movie premiere!
- Just getting..
2165
01:17:43,978 --> 01:17:45,013
.. to the good part.
- It's called..
2166
01:17:45,038 --> 01:17:46,245
.. movie premiere.
2167
01:17:46,279 --> 01:17:48,360
Do you think you guys could
use this in the movie?
2168
01:17:48,385 --> 01:17:49,254
No.
2169
01:18:13,371 --> 01:18:15,248
It's pretty good, huh?
- Give me a CD.
2170
01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:16,655
Alright.
- Whoa..
2171
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,661
.. do you think he's got it?
2172
01:18:18,686 --> 01:18:20,686
Do you want to have a drink?
- And that is..
2173
01:18:20,711 --> 01:18:22,157
Should we have a drink?
- No..
2174
01:18:22,182 --> 01:18:24,515
.. we got to get to
the fucking theater!
2175
01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:26,355
Is there some kind of
drink over there?
2176
01:18:26,380 --> 01:18:28,298
What is it saying?
- You're driving.
2177
01:18:28,323 --> 01:18:29,787
Hey dude..
- You're driving.
2178
01:18:30,684 --> 01:18:33,324
I wanna get to the
fucking premiere..
2179
01:18:38,655 --> 01:18:40,381
You guys aren't gonna be
upset if I pour myself..
2180
01:18:40,406 --> 01:18:41,399
.. another glass, will you?
2181
01:18:41,424 --> 01:18:43,407
I sure the fuck do!
2182
01:18:43,658 --> 01:18:45,705
What are you..
why are you drinking?!
2183
01:18:45,730 --> 01:18:47,206
Why are you drinking?!
2184
01:18:47,231 --> 01:18:48,977
Just chug the rest of that
drink and then we'll..
2185
01:18:49,002 --> 01:18:50,950
Shut up, Don..
- .. just drink the rest.
2186
01:18:50,975 --> 01:18:52,305
Shut up, Don!
2187
01:18:52,330 --> 01:18:55,218
Yeah, Travis Bickle!
2188
01:18:55,938 --> 01:18:57,671
I just want to get to the theater..
2189
01:18:57,696 --> 01:18:59,261
My thing is this, I'm not
gonna sleep..
2190
01:18:59,286 --> 01:19:00,648
.. with you or anything to
get a record deal.
2191
01:19:00,673 --> 01:19:02,288
What I'll do is,
I'll give you my card..
2192
01:19:02,313 --> 01:19:03,317
.. mail me a CD.
2193
01:19:03,342 --> 01:19:04,401
But I told you though..
2194
01:19:04,426 --> 01:19:06,701
.. I'm not gonna sleep with you to get
a record deal or something like that.
2195
01:19:06,726 --> 01:19:09,215
I don't sleep with guys.
2196
01:19:09,262 --> 01:19:10,465
Look..
2197
01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,446
.. it happened once..
2198
01:19:12,885 --> 01:19:14,905
.. when I first got into
this business..
2199
01:19:14,930 --> 01:19:16,767
.. and I didn't do nothing..
2200
01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:20,355
.. but let him suck my dick
and jerk him off.
2201
01:19:21,066 --> 01:19:22,356
That was it.
2202
01:19:22,431 --> 01:19:25,298
Dude, I'm drunk.
- Hey, Travis?
2203
01:19:25,497 --> 01:19:26,695
Travis?
2204
01:19:27,231 --> 01:19:28,992
Dude, that was a red light.
2205
01:19:29,017 --> 01:19:30,367
Alright, here we go.
2206
01:19:30,392 --> 01:19:32,044
Let's get a hand..
let's get a hand in.
2207
01:19:32,069 --> 01:19:33,029
Let's get a hand in.
2208
01:19:33,054 --> 01:19:35,828
Biiig three!
2209
01:19:36,526 --> 01:19:38,014
Yeah!
2210
01:19:38,749 --> 01:19:41,104
Hey, what're those spotlights
up in the sky?
2211
01:19:41,129 --> 01:19:42,466
Perry..
2212
01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:44,736
.. Windy City Heat.
2213
01:19:44,856 --> 01:19:46,078
On the marquee.
2214
01:19:46,104 --> 01:19:47,378
Holy shit..
2215
01:19:47,403 --> 01:19:49,599
Woo hoo!
2216
01:19:49,624 --> 01:19:51,486
Look at our faces, man.
2217
01:19:51,685 --> 01:19:54,066
Oh!
- Look at that..
2218
01:19:54,437 --> 01:19:56,553
They spelled my last
name with a K.
2219
01:19:56,578 --> 01:19:58,518
What a bunch of
fucking morons..
2220
01:19:58,543 --> 01:20:00,178
Where do you guys think it is,
down here more?
2221
01:20:00,203 --> 01:20:01,618
That was it!
2222
01:20:01,643 --> 01:20:03,123
Turn around!
- What?
2223
01:20:03,148 --> 01:20:05,167
You just passed the theater!
2224
01:20:05,266 --> 01:20:07,218
Where?
- It was right back there!
2225
01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:09,005
On the right?
- On the left!
2226
01:20:09,030 --> 01:20:11,073
God damn it.
- Hold on!
2227
01:20:12,726 --> 01:20:14,500
Travis!
2228
01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:16,008
Right here, right here!
2229
01:20:16,033 --> 01:20:17,448
I got it!
- Right here!
2230
01:20:17,473 --> 01:20:18,969
I got it!
- Stop!
2231
01:20:20,261 --> 01:20:21,888
Jesus!
2232
01:20:22,199 --> 01:20:23,261
I don't have any money..
2233
01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:24,960
Give him some money,
we each gave him 100 bucks.
2234
01:20:24,985 --> 01:20:26,225
I don't have any money.
2235
01:20:26,460 --> 01:20:27,620
I don't have any money.
2236
01:20:27,645 --> 01:20:29,253
Well, I work really hard!
2237
01:20:29,278 --> 01:20:31,630
So do I!
- Oh no, he's gonna fight ya.
2238
01:20:32,873 --> 01:20:34,606
Mr. Caravello? Hi..
2239
01:20:34,631 --> 01:20:36,326
.. Hollywood Scoop, can I talk
to you for a second?
2240
01:20:36,351 --> 01:20:37,640
I'm upset..
2241
01:20:37,665 --> 01:20:40,402
We are..
- My name is put correctly on the poster..
2242
01:20:40,427 --> 01:20:42,220
.. and wrong on the marquee.
2243
01:20:42,493 --> 01:20:44,680
Now you are one of the hottest
things in Hollywood right now..
2244
01:20:44,705 --> 01:20:45,901
.. how do you feel?
This is your big movie!
2245
01:20:45,926 --> 01:20:48,136
It's amazing.
It's literally amazing.
2246
01:20:48,161 --> 01:20:50,824
There's a rumor that you're romantically
linked with Britney Spears..
2247
01:20:50,897 --> 01:20:52,877
He has no comment.
- I would like to!
2248
01:20:52,923 --> 01:20:55,450
Oh, shut up!
- I just wanna ask the question!
2249
01:20:55,983 --> 01:20:57,563
So, you're sure that you're
romantically linked?
2250
01:20:57,588 --> 01:20:59,343
He got no problem,
get away, man!
2251
01:20:59,368 --> 01:21:00,894
Get away!
- We got you on tape!
2252
01:21:00,919 --> 01:21:02,919
Is it true?
- I would like to be.
2253
01:21:02,944 --> 01:21:04,188
Do you understand?
Shut your damn mouth.
2254
01:21:04,213 --> 01:21:06,895
Because he's not coming
to you and saying..
2255
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:07,793
.. it's you hooked up with..
2256
01:21:07,818 --> 01:21:09,779
Fuck you, asshole!
- Come on!
2257
01:21:09,804 --> 01:21:11,301
Think you're hot shit?!
2258
01:21:11,379 --> 01:21:14,243
I didn't even want
my band on your label!
2259
01:21:14,353 --> 01:21:17,008
He said I had to blow him
to get a record deal.
2260
01:21:17,033 --> 01:21:18,423
Scare Master..
- Let's go.
2261
01:21:18,448 --> 01:21:20,209
.. let's see this movie,
what are we doing?
2262
01:21:20,234 --> 01:21:21,604
How can I help you gentlemen?
2263
01:21:22,219 --> 01:21:24,440
Uh.. we're going to see a movie.
2264
01:21:24,871 --> 01:21:26,957
You.. uh, see us in the poster?
2265
01:21:26,982 --> 01:21:29,881
That's.. that's, uh, right there..
- That's me in the middle.
2266
01:21:30,314 --> 01:21:32,447
Sir, I was told not to let
no one else in.
2267
01:21:32,472 --> 01:21:34,699
You're talking to the
stars of the movie.
2268
01:21:34,804 --> 01:21:37,814
You're the stars of the movie,
I'm the star of this lobby.
2269
01:21:38,633 --> 01:21:40,582
Come here, come here..
- Jesus Christ..
2270
01:21:41,221 --> 01:21:44,001
Perry, shh! Do you know
who we need to help us?
2271
01:21:44,592 --> 01:21:45,634
I know!
- Who?
2272
01:21:45,659 --> 01:21:47,329
Spider-Man!
2273
01:21:48,173 --> 01:21:50,722
No Mole, not Spider-Man.
2274
01:21:52,014 --> 01:21:53,947
Stone Fury..
2275
01:21:53,972 --> 01:21:55,522
Let me see the eye.
2276
01:21:55,748 --> 01:21:58,421
That's what's gonna get
us through that door.
2277
01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:03,160
Biiig three!
2278
01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:04,524
You get over there..
2279
01:22:04,549 --> 01:22:06,343
Give him the eye, dude.
2280
01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:13,714
Look man.. I don't
want no trouble.
2281
01:22:13,792 --> 01:22:16,794
I got a family man y'all go ahead
have a good evening.
2282
01:22:16,819 --> 01:22:20,311
Sticks and stones will
break some bones.
2283
01:22:23,453 --> 01:22:26,618
Pissing me off man,
it's pissing me off..
2284
01:22:32,684 --> 01:22:36,261
Trapped like a rat, now let's see
who the bad guys really is.
2285
01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:47,071
Jiggly?
2286
01:22:47,221 --> 01:22:48,516
Why?
2287
01:22:48,636 --> 01:22:51,916
Because I always loved you Stone.
2288
01:22:54,395 --> 01:22:56,769
Of all the gin joints
in all the world..
2289
01:22:56,794 --> 01:22:59,768
.. frankly my dear,
I don't give a damn.
2290
01:23:05,215 --> 01:23:09,296
You've got some gall, Stone!
2291
01:23:13,654 --> 01:23:16,880
Looks like love was just
a stone throw away.
2292
01:23:17,606 --> 01:23:19,028
Ernie Banks?
2293
01:23:19,053 --> 01:23:22,525
Nice arm Stone,
Cubs could use a guy like you.
2294
01:23:22,885 --> 01:23:24,626
Yeah, right.
2295
01:23:26,452 --> 01:23:28,626
Thanks for getting my
pants back, Stone.
2296
01:23:29,433 --> 01:23:31,427
Forget it, Mr. Cub.
2297
01:23:33,870 --> 01:23:36,290
And thanks for getting
my fridge back, Stone.
2298
01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:37,832
My pleasure, Fridge.
2299
01:23:37,926 --> 01:23:39,542
Now I can chill my food.
2300
01:23:42,306 --> 01:23:43,981
You miss her, don't you?
2301
01:23:44,173 --> 01:23:46,247
I guess I do, a little.
2302
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:48,575
Forget it, Stone..
2303
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:50,317
.. it's Chi-Town.
2304
01:23:50,423 --> 01:23:52,382
Let's play pill.
2305
01:23:58,446 --> 01:24:03,364
Did anybody order a goddamn
dirty pizza here?
2306
01:24:04,999 --> 01:24:06,759
Hey, I'll take a slice.
2307
01:24:31,553 --> 01:24:33,051
Yeah, it's Chi-Town alright..
2308
01:24:33,076 --> 01:24:35,266
.. my lady, Chicago, Illinois.
2309
01:24:35,845 --> 01:24:37,596
She'd always be mine.
2310
01:24:37,725 --> 01:24:39,338
She'd always be the place..
2311
01:24:39,584 --> 01:24:42,918
.. where I would feel
the Windy City Heat.
2312
01:24:52,847 --> 01:24:54,493
They like it, huh.
2313
01:25:01,739 --> 01:25:03,253
Wow.
2314
01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:08,934
Listen to 'em..
they fucking love it.
2315
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:11,113
Look at this..
look at this.
2316
01:25:11,365 --> 01:25:13,365
Standing ovation.
2317
01:25:13,956 --> 01:25:15,896
Oh my God..
2318
01:25:18,832 --> 01:25:19,872
Us?
2319
01:25:34,670 --> 01:25:37,345
Ladies and gentlemen,
the president of show business..
2320
01:25:37,370 --> 01:25:39,443
.. please welcome Geoff Pierson!
2321
01:25:41,941 --> 01:25:44,090
Ladies and gentlemen,
I think we can all agree..
2322
01:25:44,115 --> 01:25:47,523
.. that we have witnessed something
extraordinary tonight.
2323
01:25:47,828 --> 01:25:49,456
The winner of this year's..
2324
01:25:49,481 --> 01:25:53,159
.. Van Nuys Unfinished Film
Festival Palme d'Or Award..
2325
01:25:53,184 --> 01:25:55,415
.. goes to Windy City's own..
2326
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:56,556
.. Perry..
2327
01:25:56,580 --> 01:25:59,444
.. 'Stone Fury' Caravello.
2328
01:26:09,966 --> 01:26:12,303
All I can say to everybody..
2329
01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:14,582
.. strive forward,
and don't ever stop..
2330
01:26:14,607 --> 01:26:17,557
.. and always remember your goal
is always in front of you.
2331
01:26:17,639 --> 01:26:20,334
Always, always, always..
seek..
2332
01:26:20,394 --> 01:26:21,858
.. and you will destroy which means..
2333
01:26:21,883 --> 01:26:23,926
.. you will conquer that goal..
2334
01:26:23,951 --> 01:26:25,947
.. and you'll be the winner.
2335
01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:35,718
Hey!
2336
01:26:36,424 --> 01:26:37,811
Hey!
2337
01:26:38,505 --> 01:26:40,132
God damn it!
2338
01:26:40,420 --> 01:26:42,420
We'll fix it, we'll fix it..
2339
01:26:54,260 --> 01:26:56,977
Everybody, look at
the champion everybody!
2340
01:27:12,399 --> 01:27:15,828
If it wasn't for all you guys
I wouldn't be here right now!
2341
01:28:04,083 --> 01:28:06,750
Biiig three!
2342
01:28:07,716 --> 01:28:10,396
Are you guys excited about
Windy City Heat?
2343
01:28:12,208 --> 01:28:15,170
I think these men are the future
of the film industry..
2344
01:28:15,195 --> 01:28:16,092
.. please welcome..
2345
01:28:16,117 --> 01:28:20,205
Don Barris, Mole and
Perry Caravello.
2346
01:28:21,159 --> 01:28:22,839
I understand that there
were some hijinks..
2347
01:28:22,864 --> 01:28:24,359
.. on the set of
Windy City Heat.
2348
01:28:24,384 --> 01:28:25,938
Talk about that time
we walked into..
2349
01:28:25,963 --> 01:28:28,710
.. Perry's trailer and he was having
sex with the costume dude.
2350
01:28:28,735 --> 01:28:29,946
Oh really?
2351
01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:31,359
You guys are fuck..
2352
01:28:31,384 --> 01:28:33,192
.. you guys are liars!
2353
01:28:33,217 --> 01:28:34,274
You're liars!
2354
01:28:34,299 --> 01:28:35,808
Tell.. tell us the story.
2355
01:28:35,843 --> 01:28:37,189
Tell us the story what happened.
- He totally..
2356
01:28:37,214 --> 01:28:38,336
.. loves dudes!
2357
01:28:39,676 --> 01:28:41,705
Look at Tammy! Tammy!
Look at her!
2358
01:28:41,730 --> 01:28:43,197
Who's that next to me?
Tammy Faye..
2359
01:28:43,222 --> 01:28:44,480
.. what do you think,
yeah, I'd fuck her.
2360
01:28:44,936 --> 01:28:46,770
She's got a nice body..
2361
01:28:46,795 --> 01:28:49,391
.. that woman's got
a nice rack..
2362
01:28:49,606 --> 01:28:51,006
.. God I would fuck that.
2363
01:28:51,031 --> 01:28:52,448
Please, Perry, let's just..
2364
01:28:52,473 --> 01:28:54,042
.. wrap this story up
if we could.
2365
01:28:54,067 --> 01:28:55,986
You got..
- Quick! Quick! Wrap it up quick!
2366
01:28:56,011 --> 01:28:58,586
Yeah, you got into
a leather cowboy outfit..
2367
01:28:58,611 --> 01:28:59,672
.. and what happened?
2368
01:28:59,697 --> 01:29:02,786
This gay wardrobe guy
comes into my trailer..
2369
01:29:02,811 --> 01:29:05,391
.. and he's.. and he's thinking
that I'm doing some..
2370
01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:06,779
And you made love to him, alright.
2371
01:29:06,804 --> 01:29:07,906
No I didn't!
2372
01:29:07,931 --> 01:29:09,307
Windy City Heat..
2373
01:29:09,654 --> 01:29:11,362
.. yeah, we're really excited
about this film..
2374
01:29:11,387 --> 01:29:12,657
.. I can't wait to see it, personally..
2375
01:29:12,682 --> 01:29:13,867
.. I think it's about time
you got..
2376
01:29:13,892 --> 01:29:15,641
.. the big rate that you deserve..
- I didn't make love to this guy!
2377
01:29:15,666 --> 01:29:17,415
.. and listen, I don't care
what you had to do..
2378
01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:19,813
.. whatever he had
to do, gay, not gay..
2379
01:29:19,841 --> 01:29:21,734
.. it doesn't matter, he did
what he had to do..
2380
01:29:21,759 --> 01:29:23,127
.. to get in the film.
2381
01:29:23,152 --> 01:29:24,693
And I applaud it.
2382
01:29:25,388 --> 01:29:28,196
Well, I don't like to be
that way, you know..
2383
01:29:28,221 --> 01:29:29,863
.. it is his show..
2384
01:29:29,888 --> 01:29:31,151
.. and it's..
2385
01:29:31,326 --> 01:29:33,051
.. it's kind of insulting to Jimmy..
2386
01:29:33,076 --> 01:29:34,457
.. that I outdid him..
2387
01:29:34,482 --> 01:29:35,579
.. but..
2388
01:29:35,646 --> 01:29:37,107
.. I'm the comic.
2389
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:32,560
turn off the lights
2390
01:31:35,377 --> 01:31:37,323
Hello!
2391
01:31:38,717 --> 01:31:40,423
Fucking pricks..
166673
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