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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:44,832 --> 00:00:47,748 Attention!!! 4 00:00:48,041 --> 00:00:52,124 The following film contains subliminal effects! 5 00:00:52,416 --> 00:00:56,499 If you're pregnant or epileptic leave after 30 minutes at the most. 6 00:00:56,791 --> 00:01:00,874 Thank you for your understanding. 7 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:09,415 Tanja Blixen and Astrid Lidgren are spoken by Susanne Bredehöft. 8 00:01:09,749 --> 00:01:13,832 Peter Panne and Bela Lugosi are spoken by Thomas Nicolai. 9 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:18,290 Both speakers are dressed by Hölter. 10 00:01:25,999 --> 00:01:30,499 This following film tells the true story of little Peter Panne, 11 00:01:32,499 --> 00:01:36,999 son of a German UN general and an American hooker. 12 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:41,457 People simply called him JESU. 13 00:01:42,749 --> 00:01:47,249 While his father fails at the UN, a horde of Africans tries to destroy 14 00:01:47,916 --> 00:01:52,416 the president of the USA with a German V2 missile. 15 00:01:52,874 --> 00:01:57,374 JESU PETERS mother rams a needle into the boy's head 16 00:01:57,874 --> 00:01:59,749 so JESU ends up in hospital. 17 00:02:00,582 --> 00:02:05,082 Despite his disability and a 33-lb crack on his head 18 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:09,873 MOHAMMED PETER manages to save the world 19 00:02:10,332 --> 00:02:14,832 and destroy the American president forever and ever. 20 00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:46,291 Africa! Infinite vastness, curly hair and the smell of diesel oil. 21 00:02:47,457 --> 00:02:51,957 Peter Panne's story starts about an hour before his birth. 22 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:55,541 That's my dear daddy!, Peter said. 23 00:02:55,999 --> 00:02:59,457 A German UN officer on a humane mission. 24 00:02:59,832 --> 00:03:02,582 He helps the blacks and saves their future. 25 00:03:02,874 --> 00:03:05,540 It's a sexual obsession for my father, Peter said. 26 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:13,332 Here we see a horde of slobs gone wild. 27 00:03:13,624 --> 00:03:17,707 Fucking, drinking, dancing all day long, Peter said. 28 00:03:18,124 --> 00:03:21,499 This self-appointed dictator studied in Munich. 29 00:03:21,791 --> 00:03:23,124 Hassan El Hatschi! 30 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:25,957 His plan is the destruction of the American president 31 00:03:26,416 --> 00:03:30,624 with a German missile. He will have to understand: 32 00:03:31,082 --> 00:03:35,248 A bird in the hand is worth the UN in the bush, Peter said. 33 00:03:54,999 --> 00:03:58,582 My dear mummy has a long criminal record. 34 00:03:59,082 --> 00:04:01,832 Twenty years in jail for exhibitionism. 35 00:04:02,124 --> 00:04:06,207 Daddy never slept with her and yet she's pregnant. 36 00:04:33,624 --> 00:04:37,082 When Peter heard "rocket", he escaped the uterus. 37 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:40,916 He was the only rocket in town! 38 00:04:41,207 --> 00:04:45,290 Peter Panne, son of Mohammed, God of gods! 39 00:04:46,207 --> 00:04:49,498 The saviour of the world!, Peter said. 40 00:05:10,499 --> 00:05:12,790 Everything fine. Will work! 41 00:05:13,082 --> 00:05:15,832 Dr. Vanderberg was a pathetic coward. 42 00:05:16,124 --> 00:05:20,457 After the Challenger disaster he had escaped to Africa. 43 00:05:20,832 --> 00:05:23,748 And started his experiments with human engines. 44 00:05:24,082 --> 00:05:26,248 A thorn in the flesh of Werner von Braun. 45 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:29,291 A moron in a lab coat! 46 00:05:38,082 --> 00:05:40,332 Lund was a complete asshole, too. 47 00:05:40,666 --> 00:05:42,707 A dyed-in-the-wool pervert. 48 00:05:42,999 --> 00:05:46,624 Fucking my dad at night, jerking off kids by day. 49 00:05:46,916 --> 00:05:48,249 Enough was enough! 50 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:51,457 The world was a bad place. I had to save it! 51 00:06:06,582 --> 00:06:09,498 Peter Panne had made it. 52 00:06:09,791 --> 00:06:13,374 Like a maniac he bit his mother's uterus. 53 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:18,124 Let me out! Let me out!, he yelled. 54 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:22,290 I want to save the world and spray my juices! 55 00:06:22,707 --> 00:06:25,540 To put out all the pain. 56 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:32,707 While the proud parade approached the helicopter 57 00:06:33,249 --> 00:06:36,790 Hassan waved goodbye from his German rocket 58 00:06:37,374 --> 00:06:39,249 Peter's mother gave an interview. 59 00:06:39,582 --> 00:06:42,707 And Peter's father pulled his fuse. 60 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:57,915 The UN mission was a great success. 61 00:06:58,207 --> 00:07:00,082 The world finally understood: 62 00:07:00,374 --> 00:07:04,249 When you say UN, the shit won't hit the fan! 63 00:07:04,874 --> 00:07:07,415 Keep your hands off my wife! 64 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:36,874 DEM FILM PRESENTS 65 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,166 THE CRACK 66 00:07:40,457 --> 00:07:41,707 THE GAP 67 00:07:41,999 --> 00:07:43,249 THE CRACK 68 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:44,916 THE GAP 69 00:09:02,624 --> 00:09:05,332 THE BIRTH OF THE MESSIAH 70 00:09:06,832 --> 00:09:08,707 The messiah is born, forget all your fears. 71 00:09:08,999 --> 00:09:11,207 He has a big head and really big ears. 72 00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:14,666 He has a big head and really big ears! 73 00:09:14,957 --> 00:09:18,540 His head is covered with countless ruins. 74 00:09:18,832 --> 00:09:21,582 His visage like ivory. 75 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:26,249 Honey and myrtle pour from his crack. 76 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:38,707 Oh Lord, I felt you coming! 77 00:09:38,999 --> 00:09:40,582 You give me strength! 78 00:09:40,957 --> 00:09:43,915 2000 years of Vatican was a tough time. 79 00:09:44,249 --> 00:09:47,332 But now you're here and all will be good. 80 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:49,707 We will overthrow the Pope! 81 00:09:50,249 --> 00:09:52,957 And we'll drink his blood! 82 00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:02,124 Down with the Vatican! 83 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:05,541 Down with the Roman Catholic church! 84 00:10:11,499 --> 00:10:14,832 Bishop Pierre had made a Catholic straw puppet. 85 00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:17,499 He took his congregation down the valley 86 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,957 to deliver the news of the birth of JESU PANNE. 87 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:24,041 He had been excommunicated in Austria for a reason. 88 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:28,498 But here in Africa people were still plain and simple. 89 00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:31,207 And he was welcomed with gratitude. 90 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,791 THE BIRTH OF THE MOTHER OF GOD 91 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,166 CHAPTER TWO 92 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:04,041 The day of Peter's circumcision was a beautiful day. 93 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,998 Colourful flags everywhere. 94 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:11,166 Merchants from the Serengeti brought myrrh and ivory. 95 00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:15,874 The straw puppet was replaced with baby Peter 96 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,832 who couldn't wait to get circumcised. 97 00:11:30,082 --> 00:11:33,748 Bishop Pierre was dinging it in everyone's ears for hours 98 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,999 declaring Peter's mother Mother of God. 99 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,957 But Martha refused. 100 00:13:34,499 --> 00:13:36,874 Martha got completely out of control. 101 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:41,791 Like a gigantic orgasm, the wave of African folklore 102 00:13:42,124 --> 00:13:45,207 penetrated her into a growing helix of hatred and violence. 103 00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:47,332 Pierre had put a spell on her. 104 00:13:47,749 --> 00:13:51,832 He gave her back the confidence she forgot she had. 105 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,207 Uh, yeah, Peter said. 106 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:57,249 She was the Mother of God, Peter said. 107 00:13:57,582 --> 00:13:59,457 And dad was a pig. 108 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:11,124 THE HOLY FAMILY! 109 00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:13,707 CHAPTER THREE 110 00:15:18,332 --> 00:15:20,665 Peter's mother was humiliated. 111 00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:23,332 Werner hadn't slept with her once. 112 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:26,249 In her eyes, he was nothing but a whore. 113 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:29,332 A gay German UN whore. 114 00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,166 Martha only knew too well. 115 00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:49,748 After all, her sex with Werner was only fellatio. 116 00:15:50,624 --> 00:15:53,374 She could tell any other sperm from his. 117 00:15:54,249 --> 00:15:56,207 In colour and taste. 118 00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:58,915 In quantity and consistency. 119 00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:20,623 Yo, Werner! 120 00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:24,457 Y'know sumtin? I'll cook ya sumtin! 121 00:16:44,749 --> 00:16:46,665 THE PROPHECY 122 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,332 Now Martha understood. 123 00:17:02,707 --> 00:17:05,373 Sexually, Werner liked to take the backdoor. 124 00:17:06,332 --> 00:17:08,623 And only Pierre could show her the way 125 00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:11,041 to a new Mother of God. 126 00:17:11,457 --> 00:17:14,998 So she internalized his prophecy the hard way. 127 00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:30,832 Like a maelstrom of wrong feelings 128 00:17:31,124 --> 00:17:33,915 the images poured ecstatically. 129 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,666 The blacks finished school. 130 00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:39,499 Contraception was discussed publicly. 131 00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,499 The famine was history. 132 00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:43,874 And the symbol of independence 133 00:17:44,249 --> 00:17:47,624 was hard and tight as ever. 134 00:18:43,374 --> 00:18:47,040 GOOD SEX WILL BE PUNISHED 135 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:10,665 Martha had never been happier. 136 00:20:11,374 --> 00:20:14,082 She enjoyed being the Mother of God. 137 00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:16,332 Pierre had satisfied her. 138 00:20:16,624 --> 00:20:19,540 And he had healed her screwed-up sexuality. 139 00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,429 I don't care if you're fucking with Werner. 140 00:20:35,707 --> 00:20:37,915 As long as we become humans. 141 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:53,998 The gay situation is nothing for Jesus Christ. 142 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:03,332 Pierre had questioned Peter's homosexual upbringing. 143 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:06,874 He knew what kind of danger Peter was facing. 144 00:21:07,374 --> 00:21:10,749 Lund was a pervert and lusting after Peter's... 145 00:21:13,124 --> 00:21:15,082 THOU SHALT NOT KILL 146 00:21:16,249 --> 00:21:17,832 PAGE FIVE 147 00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:44,749 Martha asked. 148 00:22:19,082 --> 00:22:21,957 The UN mission was a great success. 149 00:22:22,249 --> 00:22:23,957 The efforts had paid off. 150 00:22:24,832 --> 00:22:26,582 And the world understood: 151 00:22:26,874 --> 00:22:30,749 When you say UN, the shit won't hit the fan! 152 00:22:38,249 --> 00:22:41,999 CHILD SEX AT THE UN CAMP 153 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:09,249 Martha was frantic with rage. 154 00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:12,207 Lund had played with Peter's anus again. 155 00:23:12,499 --> 00:23:14,582 He had covered the little one with faeces. 156 00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:17,290 What an enormous mess! 157 00:23:17,624 --> 00:23:20,040 Peter was confronted with a bunch of questions. 158 00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:24,457 If only his mother hadn't given him this cheap marble 159 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:28,791 Peter would've been spared a lot. 160 00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:02,291 Martha had run the marble test again. 161 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:07,248 She had watched Peter put the marble at his anus. 162 00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:10,416 There wasn't the slightest doubt. 163 00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:15,040 It was the ultimate proof that Lund was a pervert. 164 00:24:15,749 --> 00:24:18,665 Who used the little one for his disgusting games. 165 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:36,957 Hurry UP! 166 00:24:39,499 --> 00:24:41,332 Yeah, 'is important. 167 00:24:53,832 --> 00:24:57,332 Unfortunately, Peter had put the marble into his nose. 168 00:24:57,624 --> 00:24:59,082 He couldn't breathe. 169 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,749 The timing couldn't be worse, the passer-by thought... 170 00:25:03,124 --> 00:25:04,499 before he spat blood. 171 00:25:11,832 --> 00:25:15,332 Unfortunately, Peter had put the marble into his nose. 172 00:25:15,707 --> 00:25:17,165 He couldn't breathe. 173 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:20,790 The timing couldn't be better, Dr Vanderberg thought... 174 00:25:21,207 --> 00:25:23,165 and began his search. 175 00:25:27,457 --> 00:25:28,623 Good morning! 176 00:27:01,124 --> 00:27:03,957 I've had it! I'm leavin'! 177 00:27:10,582 --> 00:27:14,373 CHRISTMAS - THE LIFE SHOW 178 00:27:17,207 --> 00:27:19,540 Well, ladies and gentlemen, Who would have thought?! 179 00:27:19,832 --> 00:27:21,415 What a spectacle! 180 00:27:22,582 --> 00:27:26,123 - You'll never get a divorce. - Divorce? Why divorce? 181 00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:29,207 General Obens is dead. The mission is at stake. 182 00:27:29,499 --> 00:27:30,874 - Your mission up my ass! 183 00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:32,832 Oh... really?! 184 00:27:38,374 --> 00:27:40,207 Three Madmen and a Kitchen! 185 00:27:43,416 --> 00:27:45,166 Cheerio, Werner! 186 00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,082 Where are you going? 187 00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:49,707 And up the stairs it goes! 188 00:27:50,082 --> 00:27:51,207 I'm your boyfriend! 189 00:27:52,749 --> 00:27:55,332 - I can't live without you! - Leave me alone! 190 00:27:55,624 --> 00:27:58,540 Without you, I'm not human! I'll be an animal! 191 00:28:00,082 --> 00:28:01,873 The return of the three madmen! 192 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,374 Surprise, surprise! 193 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:05,623 Leave me alone! 194 00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:08,541 Stop babbling! The show starts in half an hour. 195 00:28:08,832 --> 00:28:10,415 - Don't you see what's going on here? 196 00:28:10,791 --> 00:28:12,874 Don't you understand? I must help her, Lund! 197 00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:15,582 - 'Help her', 'help her'! - You never think of me! 198 00:28:16,207 --> 00:28:18,873 Now look who's coming! How unexpected! 199 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,374 Upsadaisy! 200 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:44,457 And here we go! That might hurt a little. 201 00:28:51,249 --> 00:28:53,207 Let's see if she can find the marble. 202 00:29:07,124 --> 00:29:09,332 Upsadaisy! Oops! 203 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:17,499 That was Serbo-Croatian. 204 00:29:18,207 --> 00:29:18,540 100 POINTS 205 00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:19,374 100 POINTS 206 00:29:19,874 --> 00:29:20,874 100 POINTS 207 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:54,207 Just five minutes later, Lund returned. 208 00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:56,624 Everything went from bad to worse. 209 00:29:57,332 --> 00:29:59,457 Martha had disfigured her son completely. 210 00:29:59,791 --> 00:30:01,499 Now she was begging for forgiveness. 211 00:30:09,749 --> 00:30:12,207 Lund honked his horn till the cows came home. 212 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,416 Being apart from Werner had changed him forever. 213 00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:18,915 If Martha didn't get her act together, 214 00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:20,957 Werner would hit the road. 215 00:30:21,374 --> 00:30:23,207 She had to get him back! 216 00:30:23,874 --> 00:30:25,124 So stop screaming woman! 217 00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:27,457 And fix him a cup of tea! 218 00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:30,207 Or a little snack! 219 00:30:40,124 --> 00:30:42,790 - G'day! - G'day, Werner! 220 00:30:45,207 --> 00:30:47,998 Are you a cunt? Or are you a general? 221 00:30:48,749 --> 00:30:50,832 - A general. - There you go! 222 00:31:21,332 --> 00:31:24,415 You're a darling! Oh yes you are! 223 00:31:51,207 --> 00:31:53,665 IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD UN CAMP 224 00:31:53,957 --> 00:31:55,207 REEL SIX 225 00:31:59,457 --> 00:32:01,498 Things had changed at the camp. 226 00:32:01,791 --> 00:32:03,374 Hassan had taken over. 227 00:32:03,666 --> 00:32:07,082 Now he tried to destroy the UN by all means. 228 00:32:07,624 --> 00:32:12,124 Thanks to my dad's imagination the UN kept a spark of dignity. 229 00:32:15,832 --> 00:32:17,790 Tonight's gonna be fun! And I'll be with ya! 230 00:32:18,082 --> 00:32:19,415 Your sweet lil' Lund! 231 00:32:22,082 --> 00:32:23,832 - I can't, I can't, I can't. 232 00:32:24,124 --> 00:32:26,790 - We belong together forever. 233 00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:30,916 - Look at me, I'm all fun! - Finish my paint! 234 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,249 What d'you want for fuck's sake? 235 00:32:33,582 --> 00:32:34,665 I'm coming! 236 00:32:35,999 --> 00:32:39,332 - We gotta go, I'm outta paint! 237 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:40,624 I'm coming! 238 00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:42,457 What the fuck do you want? 239 00:32:45,582 --> 00:32:49,248 Tell the fat hippo that Europeans have a great sense of humour. 240 00:32:49,541 --> 00:32:50,916 Or we wouldn't be here! 241 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:53,874 Fuck off already! 242 00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:57,791 Come on Werner, do it for me! 243 00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:59,499 Think about tonight! 244 00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:01,582 And Martha. 245 00:33:39,916 --> 00:33:43,874 Ladies and gentleman! From Germany with love. 246 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:48,791 Folklore's finest: UN general Werner Brenner! 247 00:34:24,374 --> 00:34:26,040 Werner was appalled. 248 00:34:26,416 --> 00:34:29,166 How often he had fought for the blacks! 249 00:34:29,541 --> 00:34:33,207 For a new playground or the state-of-the-art crematorium! 250 00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:38,082 He had learned and lived their rituals. 251 00:34:38,416 --> 00:34:39,832 And now that! 252 00:34:40,124 --> 00:34:42,165 Never expect thanks for anything! 253 00:34:42,707 --> 00:34:47,207 One man's journey is another man's story! 254 00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:07,123 Down with the UN! 255 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:10,457 Down with American imperialism! 256 00:36:12,499 --> 00:36:14,165 And the world understood: 257 00:36:14,499 --> 00:36:18,374 When you say UN, the shit won't hit the fan! 258 00:36:41,624 --> 00:36:44,415 THE HEROD HOSPITAL 259 00:36:45,082 --> 00:36:47,832 SCROLL NUMBER SEVEN 260 00:36:54,582 --> 00:36:55,665 What's up? 261 00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:05,957 Asshole! 262 00:37:21,207 --> 00:37:25,707 IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF SURGERY 263 00:37:26,207 --> 00:37:30,707 HETEROSCHMETEROIST! 264 00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:46,791 That same night Effi Briest arrived at the hospital 265 00:37:47,207 --> 00:37:49,165 and sank into the bishop's arms. 266 00:37:49,624 --> 00:37:54,124 Only Pierre could help her now, only Pierre could feel her pain. 267 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:58,791 Effi Briest's real husband had lost the game. 268 00:37:59,082 --> 00:38:02,248 His dream of the Last Supper was a lie. 269 00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:06,707 Nothing was as it used to be. Time simply stood still. 270 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:11,374 Even the slightest movement vanished into a big nothing. 271 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,957 Effi's choice was Pierre. 272 00:38:15,457 --> 00:38:16,915 And Pierre's choice was... 273 00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:19,082 Effi! 274 00:38:22,499 --> 00:38:25,874 Flying, she softly whispered. 275 00:38:26,207 --> 00:38:28,082 She couldn't believe her eyes. 276 00:38:28,374 --> 00:38:30,332 Her son - a hero? 277 00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:34,249 Mum! Dad! I love you so much! 278 00:38:37,207 --> 00:38:39,665 I love you! Mum! Dad! 279 00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:02,916 Dr Vanderberg entered and welcomed the Mother of God. 280 00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:07,041 It had taken a long time but now Peter's head was safe. 281 00:39:07,457 --> 00:39:11,040 The search had not been in vain. Effi Briest was given the marble. 282 00:39:40,416 --> 00:39:44,291 We come back in five years. Everything broken. Must repair! 283 00:40:55,332 --> 00:40:59,498 FIVE YEARS LATER 284 00:41:02,832 --> 00:41:06,165 Burning UN soldier on jelly. 285 00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:22,457 The air was filled with the scent of jacarandas. 286 00:41:22,999 --> 00:41:24,874 The rainy season had begun. 287 00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:28,540 And the swans had flown to the River Laktunga. 288 00:41:29,082 --> 00:41:32,498 Like every morning bishop Pierre collected his nuns. 289 00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:36,998 And thanked God for the wonders of nature. 290 00:41:39,624 --> 00:41:42,124 Martha had become an alcoholic. 291 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:45,249 Every day, she drank hundreds of those small red thingies. 292 00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:48,541 Pierre had tenderly protected her and Werner. 293 00:41:49,124 --> 00:41:51,249 Peter's return was near. 294 00:41:51,541 --> 00:41:56,041 The much praised multi-cultural community was at stake. 295 00:42:45,374 --> 00:42:48,415 Put your whiskey bottle on my head 296 00:42:49,499 --> 00:42:52,207 so I can blow you standing up! 297 00:42:52,541 --> 00:42:54,457 Werner thought. 298 00:43:07,999 --> 00:43:08,582 IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE GAP 299 00:43:08,874 --> 00:43:09,457 IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE CRACK 300 00:43:09,749 --> 00:43:10,374 IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE GAP 301 00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:11,291 IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE CRACK 302 00:43:11,582 --> 00:43:12,207 IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE GAP 303 00:43:12,499 --> 00:43:13,082 IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE CRACK 304 00:43:13,374 --> 00:43:14,614 IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE GAP 305 00:43:18,957 --> 00:43:23,457 Peter's father had put on his artificial limbs. 306 00:43:23,999 --> 00:43:28,499 Now he could enter Dr Vanterberg's dungeons. 307 00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,499 His heart was racing. 308 00:43:33,082 --> 00:43:37,582 And a biting and bitter smell tortured his nose. 309 00:43:41,457 --> 00:43:42,707 Where is my son? 310 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,332 I demand an explanation! 311 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:49,041 Your son is very dangerous, you know? 312 00:43:49,457 --> 00:43:52,623 He's cruel. Just cruel! 313 00:43:53,082 --> 00:43:55,498 Cruel? Everyone is cruel! 314 00:43:59,499 --> 00:44:03,499 He has a 21 .5-inch penis 315 00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:06,291 in his crack! 316 00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:16,291 Look, Peter! 317 00:44:16,832 --> 00:44:18,665 Is that daddy? 318 00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:32,999 Holy shit! 319 00:44:35,999 --> 00:44:38,415 Werner couldn't believe his eyes. 320 00:44:38,999 --> 00:44:42,082 Peter had changed completely. 321 00:44:42,624 --> 00:44:46,707 His once beautiful face 322 00:44:47,374 --> 00:44:51,874 had turned into an ugly grimace. 323 00:44:53,332 --> 00:44:56,415 Why shouldn't I be afraid? 324 00:45:03,249 --> 00:45:07,749 THE TRUMPET OF JERICHO 325 00:45:08,624 --> 00:45:12,707 That same day Peter left the hospital. 326 00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:15,749 There were extreme safety measures. 327 00:45:16,624 --> 00:45:19,374 Peter was wearing a cute red hood 328 00:45:20,082 --> 00:45:23,290 while his daddy landed the helicopter. 329 00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:26,249 This is daddy speaking! 330 00:45:26,916 --> 00:45:28,416 Release the little one! 331 00:45:45,457 --> 00:45:49,207 Werner, you coward, you fucking coward! 332 00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:03,124 Ladies and gentlemen, did you expect that? 333 00:46:44,832 --> 00:46:47,998 - What's up? Why did you stop? - He smells like an army! 334 00:46:48,332 --> 00:46:50,332 So what? Are you a cunt or a general? 335 00:46:50,624 --> 00:46:52,665 - I'm a cunt. - You funny boner! 336 00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:41,332 This is General! Come in, cunt! 337 00:48:33,249 --> 00:48:36,124 JESUS PANNE was overjoyed. 338 00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:39,207 Back with mother and father at last! 339 00:48:40,374 --> 00:48:42,290 Back at home at last! 340 00:48:49,499 --> 00:48:51,540 Only Werner wasn't happy. 341 00:48:51,874 --> 00:48:54,999 He observed how JESUS was slowly drifting 342 00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:59,791 into the obscure cult of a failed priest. 343 00:49:28,332 --> 00:49:29,748 Cunt, come in! 344 00:49:33,749 --> 00:49:34,749 Please roger! 345 00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:39,332 - How could that happen? - I coulda been dead! 346 00:49:39,666 --> 00:49:43,249 - Dead? My son is the Destroyer. - He who owns him is invincible. 347 00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:45,999 Invincible! 348 00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:47,666 - Invincible. 349 00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:46,874 Peter had superhuman powers. 350 00:51:47,332 --> 00:51:49,832 His crack was steaming and hissing. 351 00:51:50,166 --> 00:51:54,541 And he destroyed the house in less than three minutes. 352 00:52:02,124 --> 00:52:03,915 Werner had to take action. 353 00:52:04,291 --> 00:52:06,666 If Peter fell in the hands of the dictator 354 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:10,457 he would be used as the engine for his missile 355 00:52:10,749 --> 00:52:12,915 and destroy the world. 356 00:52:25,499 --> 00:52:27,165 The world was a bad place 357 00:52:27,499 --> 00:52:30,999 and Peter was in great danger. 358 00:53:20,832 --> 00:53:23,415 When I run through the trees 359 00:53:23,707 --> 00:53:26,582 I just love to have some cheese! 360 00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:29,040 Love to have some cheese! 361 00:53:29,332 --> 00:53:33,832 While you my dear are waiting here! 362 00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,416 When I'm hungry again 363 00:53:37,749 --> 00:53:40,624 let me please 364 00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:43,207 have some more, some more cheese! 365 00:53:43,499 --> 00:53:47,999 While you my dear are waiting here! 366 00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:56,040 Shut your trap! 367 00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,666 Horst, he's talking to you! 368 00:54:20,041 --> 00:54:23,624 What do you mean? Let me handle that! 369 00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:31,832 What are you doing? Leave me alone! 370 00:54:32,166 --> 00:54:33,916 Naughty, naughty! 371 00:54:34,582 --> 00:54:36,082 This is daddy speaking! 372 00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:54,415 Who is this guy? 373 00:54:54,707 --> 00:54:58,248 - I am afraid. Afraid. - Pull yourself together! 374 00:54:58,541 --> 00:54:59,541 Sing a song! 375 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:13,541 - Lund, I can't do it. - Werner, you can do it! 376 00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:20,916 I can't! 377 00:55:26,124 --> 00:55:27,124 Naughty, naughty! 378 00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,624 Be quiet! Don't tell them! 379 00:55:31,249 --> 00:55:32,999 Shoot, Werner, shoot! 380 00:55:33,499 --> 00:55:35,332 I simply can't do it! 381 00:55:58,957 --> 00:56:01,498 The missile had missed its target. 382 00:56:02,332 --> 00:56:05,582 But as so often in life, everyone agreed 383 00:56:06,041 --> 00:56:08,332 that it hadn't missed. 384 00:56:30,957 --> 00:56:32,832 What a whore! 385 00:57:11,416 --> 00:57:15,457 I had made it! I proudly drove through the streets with Hassan 386 00:57:16,124 --> 00:57:18,040 and enjoyed the cheering. 387 00:57:18,832 --> 00:57:20,457 Now dad was jealous. 388 00:57:20,749 --> 00:57:23,665 He desperately tried to assassinate Hassan. 389 00:57:25,916 --> 00:57:30,416 But Hassan was stronger and mum and dad were severely punished. 390 00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:39,332 The UN mission was a great success. 391 00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:41,374 The efforts had paid off. 392 00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:43,541 And the world understood: 393 00:57:43,957 --> 00:57:47,915 When you say UN, the shit won't hit the fan! 394 00:58:19,332 --> 00:58:22,498 THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD 395 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,040 LAST CHAPTER 396 00:59:58,624 --> 01:00:00,874 Martha and Peter were appalled. 397 01:00:01,291 --> 01:00:05,041 Peter was in the hands of political and religious fanatics 398 01:00:05,374 --> 01:00:07,874 whose aim was the destruction of the world 399 01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:10,207 using our hero PETER PANNE 400 01:00:10,499 --> 01:00:14,999 for their filthy agenda! 401 01:00:51,624 --> 01:00:53,540 Dad had lost everything. 402 01:00:53,957 --> 01:00:57,582 Life was but a game. And the game was over. 403 01:01:11,207 --> 01:01:12,290 As we said: 404 01:01:12,749 --> 01:01:17,207 Life was but a game. And the game was over. 405 01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:06,832 Martha and Werner had found peace in their orgasms. 406 01:02:07,124 --> 01:02:09,624 A peace that was so badly needed 407 01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:12,249 and that was so hard to find. 408 01:02:12,582 --> 01:02:16,582 It took them 30 years to find themselves. 409 01:02:16,916 --> 01:02:18,874 And now it was clear: 410 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:21,666 Peace wasn't just a word. 411 01:02:21,999 --> 01:02:23,957 Peace was reality. 412 01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:26,166 If you let it. 413 01:03:57,999 --> 01:04:00,249 Life was but a game. 414 01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:04,249 And the world was over. 415 01:04:51,332 --> 01:04:53,582 Life was but a game. 416 01:04:54,707 --> 01:04:58,457 And the world was over. 417 01:05:33,207 --> 01:05:36,623 Washington D.C. Christmas Eve 418 01:05:46,457 --> 01:05:48,707 Cicciollina had run the marble test again 419 01:05:48,999 --> 01:05:50,915 and had observed how Jeff Koons 420 01:05:51,207 --> 01:05:55,498 unmistakably put the china putto at his behind. 421 01:05:55,791 --> 01:05:59,832 It was a clear proof that the president of the USA was a pervert 422 01:06:00,207 --> 01:06:03,873 who wanted to use the Holy Family for his filthy games. 423 01:06:40,791 --> 01:06:42,457 What's up? 424 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:33,957 You idiot! 425 01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:36,999 Push, Martha, push! Y'know, you're almost there! 426 01:11:12,624 --> 01:11:14,124 THE END 427 01:11:21,957 --> 01:11:26,457 Dedicated to the victims of slowness and the UN. 428 01:11:33,249 --> 01:11:36,082 5 years later 429 01:15:28,624 --> 01:15:32,207 Subtitles: Tobias Rauscher 29528

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