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Attention!!!
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The following film
contains subliminal effects!
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If you're pregnant or epileptic
leave after 30 minutes at the most.
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Thank you
for your understanding.
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Tanja Blixen and Astrid Lidgren
are spoken by Susanne Bredehöft.
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Peter Panne and Bela Lugosi
are spoken by Thomas Nicolai.
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Both speakers are
dressed by Hölter.
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This following film tells the
true story of little Peter Panne,
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son of a German UN general
and an American hooker.
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People simply called him JESU.
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While his father fails at the UN,
a horde of Africans tries to destroy
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the president of the USA
with a German V2 missile.
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JESU PETERS mother rams a
needle into the boy's head
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so JESU ends up in hospital.
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Despite his disability and
a 33-lb crack on his head
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MOHAMMED PETER
manages to save the world
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and destroy the American
president forever and ever.
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Africa! Infinite vastness, curly
hair and the smell of diesel oil.
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Peter Panne's story starts
about an hour before his birth.
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That's my dear daddy!,
Peter said.
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A German UN officer
on a humane mission.
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He helps the blacks
and saves their future.
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It's a sexual obsession
for my father, Peter said.
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Here we see a horde of
slobs gone wild.
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Fucking, drinking, dancing
all day long, Peter said.
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This self-appointed dictator
studied in Munich.
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Hassan El Hatschi!
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His plan is the destruction of
the American president
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with a German missile.
He will have to understand:
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A bird in the hand is worth
the UN in the bush, Peter said.
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My dear mummy has
a long criminal record.
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Twenty years in jail
for exhibitionism.
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Daddy never slept with her
and yet she's pregnant.
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When Peter heard "rocket",
he escaped the uterus.
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He was the only rocket in town!
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Peter Panne, son of
Mohammed, God of gods!
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The saviour of the
world!, Peter said.
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Everything fine.
Will work!
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Dr. Vanderberg was
a pathetic coward.
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After the Challenger disaster
he had escaped to Africa.
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And started his experiments
with human engines.
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A thorn in the flesh of
Werner von Braun.
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A moron in a lab coat!
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Lund was a
complete asshole, too.
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A dyed-in-the-wool pervert.
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Fucking my dad at night,
jerking off kids by day.
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Enough was enough!
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The world was a bad place.
I had to save it!
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Peter Panne had made it.
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Like a maniac he bit
his mother's uterus.
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Let me out! Let me out!,
he yelled.
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I want to save the world
and spray my juices!
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To put out all the pain.
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While the proud parade
approached the helicopter
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Hassan waved goodbye
from his German rocket
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Peter's mother
gave an interview.
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And Peter's father
pulled his fuse.
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The UN mission was
a great success.
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The world finally understood:
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When you say UN,
the shit won't hit the fan!
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Keep your hands off my wife!
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DEM FILM
PRESENTS
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THE CRACK
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THE GAP
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THE CRACK
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THE GAP
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THE BIRTH OF THE MESSIAH
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The messiah is born,
forget all your fears.
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He has a big head
and really big ears.
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He has a big head
and really big ears!
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His head is covered
with countless ruins.
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His visage like ivory.
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Honey and myrtle
pour from his crack.
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Oh Lord, I felt you coming!
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You give me strength!
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2000 years of Vatican
was a tough time.
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But now you're here
and all will be good.
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We will overthrow the Pope!
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And we'll drink his blood!
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Down with the Vatican!
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Down with the
Roman Catholic church!
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Bishop Pierre had made
a Catholic straw puppet.
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He took his congregation
down the valley
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to deliver the news of the
birth of JESU PANNE.
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He had been excommunicated
in Austria for a reason.
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But here in Africa people
were still plain and simple.
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And he was
welcomed with gratitude.
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THE BIRTH OF
THE MOTHER OF GOD
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CHAPTER TWO
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The day of Peter's circumcision
was a beautiful day.
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Colourful flags everywhere.
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Merchants from the Serengeti
brought myrrh and ivory.
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The straw puppet was
replaced with baby Peter
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who couldn't wait
to get circumcised.
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Bishop Pierre was dinging it
in everyone's ears for hours
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declaring Peter's mother
Mother of God.
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But Martha refused.
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Martha got completely
out of control.
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Like a gigantic orgasm,
the wave of African folklore
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penetrated her into a growing
helix of hatred and violence.
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Pierre had put a spell on her.
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He gave her back the
confidence she forgot she had.
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Uh, yeah, Peter said.
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She was the Mother of God,
Peter said.
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And dad was a pig.
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THE HOLY FAMILY!
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CHAPTER THREE
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Peter's mother was humiliated.
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Werner hadn't slept
with her once.
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In her eyes, he was
nothing but a whore.
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A gay German UN whore.
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Martha only knew too well.
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After all, her sex with Werner
was only fellatio.
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She could tell any other
sperm from his.
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In colour and taste.
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In quantity and consistency.
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Yo, Werner!
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Y'know sumtin?
I'll cook ya sumtin!
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THE PROPHECY
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Now Martha understood.
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Sexually, Werner liked to
take the backdoor.
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And only Pierre
could show her the way
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to a new Mother of God.
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So she internalized his
prophecy the hard way.
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Like a maelstrom
of wrong feelings
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the images poured ecstatically.
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The blacks finished school.
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Contraception was
discussed publicly.
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The famine was history.
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And the symbol of independence
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was hard and tight as ever.
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GOOD SEX WILL BE PUNISHED
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Martha had never been happier.
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She enjoyed being
the Mother of God.
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Pierre had satisfied her.
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And he had healed her
screwed-up sexuality.
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I don't care if you're
fucking with Werner.
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As long as we become humans.
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The gay situation is
nothing for Jesus Christ.
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Pierre had questioned Peter's
homosexual upbringing.
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He knew what kind of
danger Peter was facing.
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Lund was a pervert and
lusting after Peter's...
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THOU SHALT NOT KILL
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Martha asked.
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The UN mission
was a great success.
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The efforts had paid off.
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And the world understood:
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When you say UN,
the shit won't hit the fan!
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CHILD SEX AT THE UN CAMP
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Martha was frantic with rage.
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Lund had played
with Peter's anus again.
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He had covered
the little one with faeces.
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What an enormous mess!
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Peter was confronted with
a bunch of questions.
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If only his mother hadn't
given him this cheap marble
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Peter would've
been spared a lot.
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Martha had run
the marble test again.
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She had watched Peter
put the marble at his anus.
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There wasn't the slightest doubt.
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It was the ultimate proof
that Lund was a pervert.
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Who used the little one
for his disgusting games.
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Hurry UP!
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Yeah, 'is important.
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Unfortunately, Peter had put
the marble into his nose.
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He couldn't breathe.
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The timing couldn't be worse,
the passer-by thought...
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before he spat blood.
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Unfortunately, Peter had put
the marble into his nose.
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He couldn't breathe.
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The timing couldn't be better,
Dr Vanderberg thought...
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and began his search.
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Good morning!
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I've had it! I'm leavin'!
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CHRISTMAS - THE LIFE SHOW
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Well, ladies and gentlemen,
Who would have thought?!
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What a spectacle!
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- You'll never get a divorce.
- Divorce? Why divorce?
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General Obens is dead.
The mission is at stake.
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- Your mission up my ass!
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Oh... really?!
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Three Madmen and a Kitchen!
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Cheerio, Werner!
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Where are you going?
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And up the stairs it goes!
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I'm your boyfriend!
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- I can't live without you!
- Leave me alone!
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Without you, I'm not human!
I'll be an animal!
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The return of the three madmen!
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Surprise, surprise!
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Leave me alone!
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Stop babbling! The show
starts in half an hour.
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- Don't you see
what's going on here?
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Don't you understand?
I must help her, Lund!
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- 'Help her', 'help her'!
- You never think of me!
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Now look who's coming!
How unexpected!
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Upsadaisy!
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And here we go!
That might hurt a little.
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Let's see if she
can find the marble.
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Upsadaisy!
Oops!
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That was Serbo-Croatian.
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100 POINTS
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100 POINTS
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100 POINTS
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Just five minutes later,
Lund returned.
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Everything went from
bad to worse.
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Martha had disfigured
her son completely.
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Now she was begging
for forgiveness.
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Lund honked his horn
till the cows came home.
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Being apart from Werner
had changed him forever.
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If Martha didn't get
her act together,
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Werner would hit the road.
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She had to get him back!
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So stop screaming woman!
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And fix him a cup of tea!
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Or a little snack!
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- G'day!
- G'day, Werner!
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Are you a cunt?
Or are you a general?
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- A general.
- There you go!
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You're a darling!
Oh yes you are!
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IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD
UN CAMP
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REEL SIX
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Things had changed at the camp.
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Hassan had taken over.
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Now he tried to destroy
the UN by all means.
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Thanks to my dad's imagination
the UN kept a spark of dignity.
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Tonight's gonna be fun!
And I'll be with ya!
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Your sweet lil' Lund!
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- I can't, I can't, I can't.
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- We belong together forever.
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- Look at me, I'm all fun!
- Finish my paint!
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What d'you want for fuck's sake?
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I'm coming!
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- We gotta go, I'm outta paint!
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I'm coming!
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What the fuck do you want?
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Tell the fat hippo that Europeans
have a great sense of humour.
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Or we wouldn't be here!
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Fuck off already!
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Come on Werner, do it for me!
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Think about tonight!
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And Martha.
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Ladies and gentleman!
From Germany with love.
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Folklore's finest:
UN general Werner Brenner!
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Werner was appalled.
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How often he had
fought for the blacks!
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For a new playground or the
state-of-the-art crematorium!
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He had learned
and lived their rituals.
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And now that!
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00:34:40,124 --> 00:34:42,165
Never expect
thanks for anything!
253
00:34:42,707 --> 00:34:47,207
One man's journey
is another man's story!
254
00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:07,123
Down with the UN!
255
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:10,457
Down with American imperialism!
256
00:36:12,499 --> 00:36:14,165
And the world understood:
257
00:36:14,499 --> 00:36:18,374
When you say UN,
the shit won't hit the fan!
258
00:36:41,624 --> 00:36:44,415
THE HEROD HOSPITAL
259
00:36:45,082 --> 00:36:47,832
SCROLL NUMBER SEVEN
260
00:36:54,582 --> 00:36:55,665
What's up?
261
00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:05,957
Asshole!
262
00:37:21,207 --> 00:37:25,707
IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE
OF SURGERY
263
00:37:26,207 --> 00:37:30,707
HETEROSCHMETEROIST!
264
00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:46,791
That same night Effi Briest
arrived at the hospital
265
00:37:47,207 --> 00:37:49,165
and sank into the bishop's arms.
266
00:37:49,624 --> 00:37:54,124
Only Pierre could help her now,
only Pierre could feel her pain.
267
00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:58,791
Effi Briest's real husband
had lost the game.
268
00:37:59,082 --> 00:38:02,248
His dream of
the Last Supper was a lie.
269
00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:06,707
Nothing was as it used to be.
Time simply stood still.
270
00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:11,374
Even the slightest movement
vanished into a big nothing.
271
00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,957
Effi's choice was Pierre.
272
00:38:15,457 --> 00:38:16,915
And Pierre's choice was...
273
00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:19,082
Effi!
274
00:38:22,499 --> 00:38:25,874
Flying, she softly whispered.
275
00:38:26,207 --> 00:38:28,082
She couldn't believe her eyes.
276
00:38:28,374 --> 00:38:30,332
Her son - a hero?
277
00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:34,249
Mum! Dad! I love you so much!
278
00:38:37,207 --> 00:38:39,665
I love you! Mum! Dad!
279
00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:02,916
Dr Vanderberg entered and
welcomed the Mother of God.
280
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:07,041
It had taken a long time
but now Peter's head was safe.
281
00:39:07,457 --> 00:39:11,040
The search had not been in vain.
Effi Briest was given the marble.
282
00:39:40,416 --> 00:39:44,291
We come back in five years.
Everything broken. Must repair!
283
00:40:55,332 --> 00:40:59,498
FIVE YEARS LATER
284
00:41:02,832 --> 00:41:06,165
Burning UN soldier on jelly.
285
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:22,457
The air was filled with
the scent of jacarandas.
286
00:41:22,999 --> 00:41:24,874
The rainy season had begun.
287
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:28,540
And the swans had flown
to the River Laktunga.
288
00:41:29,082 --> 00:41:32,498
Like every morning bishop
Pierre collected his nuns.
289
00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:36,998
And thanked God
for the wonders of nature.
290
00:41:39,624 --> 00:41:42,124
Martha had become an alcoholic.
291
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:45,249
Every day, she drank hundreds
of those small red thingies.
292
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:48,541
Pierre had tenderly
protected her and Werner.
293
00:41:49,124 --> 00:41:51,249
Peter's return was near.
294
00:41:51,541 --> 00:41:56,041
The much praised multi-cultural
community was at stake.
295
00:42:45,374 --> 00:42:48,415
Put your whiskey bottle
on my head
296
00:42:49,499 --> 00:42:52,207
so I can blow you standing up!
297
00:42:52,541 --> 00:42:54,457
Werner thought.
298
00:43:07,999 --> 00:43:08,582
IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE
GAP
299
00:43:08,874 --> 00:43:09,457
IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE
CRACK
300
00:43:09,749 --> 00:43:10,374
IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE
GAP
301
00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:11,291
IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE
CRACK
302
00:43:11,582 --> 00:43:12,207
IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE
GAP
303
00:43:12,499 --> 00:43:13,082
IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE
CRACK
304
00:43:13,374 --> 00:43:14,614
IN THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF THE
GAP
305
00:43:18,957 --> 00:43:23,457
Peter's father had put on
his artificial limbs.
306
00:43:23,999 --> 00:43:28,499
Now he could enter
Dr Vanterberg's dungeons.
307
00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,499
His heart was racing.
308
00:43:33,082 --> 00:43:37,582
And a biting and bitter
smell tortured his nose.
309
00:43:41,457 --> 00:43:42,707
Where is my son?
310
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,332
I demand an explanation!
311
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:49,041
Your son is very
dangerous, you know?
312
00:43:49,457 --> 00:43:52,623
He's cruel. Just cruel!
313
00:43:53,082 --> 00:43:55,498
Cruel? Everyone is cruel!
314
00:43:59,499 --> 00:44:03,499
He has a 21 .5-inch penis
315
00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:06,291
in his crack!
316
00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:16,291
Look, Peter!
317
00:44:16,832 --> 00:44:18,665
Is that daddy?
318
00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:32,999
Holy shit!
319
00:44:35,999 --> 00:44:38,415
Werner couldn't
believe his eyes.
320
00:44:38,999 --> 00:44:42,082
Peter had changed completely.
321
00:44:42,624 --> 00:44:46,707
His once beautiful face
322
00:44:47,374 --> 00:44:51,874
had turned into an ugly grimace.
323
00:44:53,332 --> 00:44:56,415
Why shouldn't I be afraid?
324
00:45:03,249 --> 00:45:07,749
THE TRUMPET OF JERICHO
325
00:45:08,624 --> 00:45:12,707
That same day Peter
left the hospital.
326
00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:15,749
There were extreme
safety measures.
327
00:45:16,624 --> 00:45:19,374
Peter was wearing
a cute red hood
328
00:45:20,082 --> 00:45:23,290
while his daddy
landed the helicopter.
329
00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:26,249
This is daddy speaking!
330
00:45:26,916 --> 00:45:28,416
Release the little one!
331
00:45:45,457 --> 00:45:49,207
Werner, you coward,
you fucking coward!
332
00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:03,124
Ladies and gentlemen,
did you expect that?
333
00:46:44,832 --> 00:46:47,998
- What's up? Why did you stop?
- He smells like an army!
334
00:46:48,332 --> 00:46:50,332
So what? Are you
a cunt or a general?
335
00:46:50,624 --> 00:46:52,665
- I'm a cunt.
- You funny boner!
336
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:41,332
This is General!
Come in, cunt!
337
00:48:33,249 --> 00:48:36,124
JESUS PANNE was overjoyed.
338
00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:39,207
Back with mother
and father at last!
339
00:48:40,374 --> 00:48:42,290
Back at home at last!
340
00:48:49,499 --> 00:48:51,540
Only Werner wasn't happy.
341
00:48:51,874 --> 00:48:54,999
He observed how JESUS
was slowly drifting
342
00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:59,791
into the obscure cult
of a failed priest.
343
00:49:28,332 --> 00:49:29,748
Cunt, come in!
344
00:49:33,749 --> 00:49:34,749
Please roger!
345
00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:39,332
- How could that happen?
- I coulda been dead!
346
00:49:39,666 --> 00:49:43,249
- Dead? My son is the Destroyer.
- He who owns him is invincible.
347
00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:45,999
Invincible!
348
00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:47,666
- Invincible.
349
00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:46,874
Peter had superhuman powers.
350
00:51:47,332 --> 00:51:49,832
His crack was
steaming and hissing.
351
00:51:50,166 --> 00:51:54,541
And he destroyed the house
in less than three minutes.
352
00:52:02,124 --> 00:52:03,915
Werner had to take action.
353
00:52:04,291 --> 00:52:06,666
If Peter fell in the
hands of the dictator
354
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:10,457
he would be used as the
engine for his missile
355
00:52:10,749 --> 00:52:12,915
and destroy the world.
356
00:52:25,499 --> 00:52:27,165
The world was a bad place
357
00:52:27,499 --> 00:52:30,999
and Peter was in great danger.
358
00:53:20,832 --> 00:53:23,415
When I run through the trees
359
00:53:23,707 --> 00:53:26,582
I just love to have some cheese!
360
00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:29,040
Love to have some cheese!
361
00:53:29,332 --> 00:53:33,832
While you my dear
are waiting here!
362
00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,416
When I'm hungry again
363
00:53:37,749 --> 00:53:40,624
let me please
364
00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:43,207
have some more,
some more cheese!
365
00:53:43,499 --> 00:53:47,999
While you my dear
are waiting here!
366
00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:56,040
Shut your trap!
367
00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,666
Horst, he's talking to you!
368
00:54:20,041 --> 00:54:23,624
What do you mean?
Let me handle that!
369
00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:31,832
What are you doing?
Leave me alone!
370
00:54:32,166 --> 00:54:33,916
Naughty, naughty!
371
00:54:34,582 --> 00:54:36,082
This is daddy speaking!
372
00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:54,415
Who is this guy?
373
00:54:54,707 --> 00:54:58,248
- I am afraid. Afraid.
- Pull yourself together!
374
00:54:58,541 --> 00:54:59,541
Sing a song!
375
00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:13,541
- Lund, I can't do it.
- Werner, you can do it!
376
00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:20,916
I can't!
377
00:55:26,124 --> 00:55:27,124
Naughty, naughty!
378
00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,624
Be quiet! Don't tell them!
379
00:55:31,249 --> 00:55:32,999
Shoot, Werner, shoot!
380
00:55:33,499 --> 00:55:35,332
I simply can't do it!
381
00:55:58,957 --> 00:56:01,498
The missile had missed its target.
382
00:56:02,332 --> 00:56:05,582
But as so often in life,
everyone agreed
383
00:56:06,041 --> 00:56:08,332
that it hadn't missed.
384
00:56:30,957 --> 00:56:32,832
What a whore!
385
00:57:11,416 --> 00:57:15,457
I had made it! I proudly drove
through the streets with Hassan
386
00:57:16,124 --> 00:57:18,040
and enjoyed the cheering.
387
00:57:18,832 --> 00:57:20,457
Now dad was jealous.
388
00:57:20,749 --> 00:57:23,665
He desperately tried to
assassinate Hassan.
389
00:57:25,916 --> 00:57:30,416
But Hassan was stronger and mum
and dad were severely punished.
390
00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:39,332
The UN mission
was a great success.
391
00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:41,374
The efforts had paid off.
392
00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:43,541
And the world understood:
393
00:57:43,957 --> 00:57:47,915
When you say UN,
the shit won't hit the fan!
394
00:58:19,332 --> 00:58:22,498
THE DESTRUCTION
OF THE WORLD
395
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,040
LAST CHAPTER
396
00:59:58,624 --> 01:00:00,874
Martha and Peter were appalled.
397
01:00:01,291 --> 01:00:05,041
Peter was in the hands of
political and religious fanatics
398
01:00:05,374 --> 01:00:07,874
whose aim was the
destruction of the world
399
01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:10,207
using our hero PETER PANNE
400
01:00:10,499 --> 01:00:14,999
for their filthy agenda!
401
01:00:51,624 --> 01:00:53,540
Dad had lost everything.
402
01:00:53,957 --> 01:00:57,582
Life was but a game.
And the game was over.
403
01:01:11,207 --> 01:01:12,290
As we said:
404
01:01:12,749 --> 01:01:17,207
Life was but a game.
And the game was over.
405
01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:06,832
Martha and Werner had
found peace in their orgasms.
406
01:02:07,124 --> 01:02:09,624
A peace that was so badly needed
407
01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:12,249
and that was so hard to find.
408
01:02:12,582 --> 01:02:16,582
It took them 30 years
to find themselves.
409
01:02:16,916 --> 01:02:18,874
And now it was clear:
410
01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:21,666
Peace wasn't just a word.
411
01:02:21,999 --> 01:02:23,957
Peace was reality.
412
01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:26,166
If you let it.
413
01:03:57,999 --> 01:04:00,249
Life was but a game.
414
01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:04,249
And the world was over.
415
01:04:51,332 --> 01:04:53,582
Life was but a game.
416
01:04:54,707 --> 01:04:58,457
And the world was over.
417
01:05:33,207 --> 01:05:36,623
Washington D.C.
Christmas Eve
418
01:05:46,457 --> 01:05:48,707
Cicciollina had run
the marble test again
419
01:05:48,999 --> 01:05:50,915
and had observed how Jeff Koons
420
01:05:51,207 --> 01:05:55,498
unmistakably put the
china putto at his behind.
421
01:05:55,791 --> 01:05:59,832
It was a clear proof that the
president of the USA was a pervert
422
01:06:00,207 --> 01:06:03,873
who wanted to use the Holy
Family for his filthy games.
423
01:06:40,791 --> 01:06:42,457
What's up?
424
01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:33,957
You idiot!
425
01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:36,999
Push, Martha, push!
Y'know, you're almost there!
426
01:11:12,624 --> 01:11:14,124
THE END
427
01:11:21,957 --> 01:11:26,457
Dedicated to the victims
of slowness and the UN.
428
01:11:33,249 --> 01:11:36,082
5 years later
429
01:15:28,624 --> 01:15:32,207
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