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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,380 --> 00:00:38,426 [SINGING] 2 00:00:40,036 --> 00:00:42,473 ♪ It's all right 3 00:00:42,517 --> 00:00:45,825 ♪ For tonight To break out And take it 4 00:00:47,827 --> 00:00:50,351 ♪ Feeling high 5 00:00:50,394 --> 00:00:51,613 ♪ Feeling wild 6 00:00:51,657 --> 00:00:53,136 ♪ Running hot 7 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:12,025 ♪ Yeah, feeling high 8 00:01:12,982 --> 00:01:16,029 ♪ Feeling wild Running hot ♪ 9 00:01:26,996 --> 00:01:29,433 -Well... -Yeah, yeah. 10 00:01:47,582 --> 00:01:50,367 -Boy, I'm bagged. -Long night. 11 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:53,327 -I could go for pizza for breakfast. -Sure. 12 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,659 Woo-hoo! 13 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:45,874 Woo-hoo! 14 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,010 Whoo! 15 00:04:02,282 --> 00:04:04,153 Whoo! 16 00:04:11,944 --> 00:04:14,076 Whoo-hoo! 17 00:04:21,301 --> 00:04:22,650 Hey! 18 00:04:22,693 --> 00:04:25,653 You up there! Did you see that? 19 00:04:47,893 --> 00:04:49,938 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 20 00:06:55,803 --> 00:06:57,892 Eight... Seven... 21 00:07:02,418 --> 00:07:03,854 Three... 22 00:07:03,898 --> 00:07:05,160 Two... 23 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:06,335 One... 24 00:07:06,379 --> 00:07:07,336 Green. 25 00:07:11,384 --> 00:07:13,168 [LAUGHING] 26 00:07:14,909 --> 00:07:17,477 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 27 00:07:23,222 --> 00:07:24,527 -Hey! -Whoo-hoo! 28 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:26,747 Whoo-hoo! 29 00:07:30,925 --> 00:07:32,709 MAN: Go, skids! 30 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,363 [HONKING] Hey, skids! 31 00:07:34,407 --> 00:07:36,800 Hey, P.C.! Oh, shit! 32 00:07:37,279 --> 00:07:38,715 [CRASHING] 33 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,066 [LAUGHING] MAN: Skids! 34 00:07:53,252 --> 00:07:54,470 [ELEVATOR DING] 35 00:07:54,514 --> 00:07:57,038 Miss Dodge, you are in the company of a legend. 36 00:07:57,082 --> 00:07:58,909 Do you have any idea what I did this morning? 37 00:07:58,953 --> 00:08:00,520 Finished the verbatim tender? 38 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,870 The verbatim tender? Miss Dodge, we're talking miracles. 39 00:08:02,913 --> 00:08:05,394 We're talking three-sixties. That's what I did, a three-sixty. 40 00:08:05,438 --> 00:08:08,745 A circle! Very impressive. Let me know when you've mastered the square and the triangle. 41 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:12,401 -Miss Dodge, you lack vision. -I also lack the verbatim tender. 42 00:08:12,445 --> 00:08:13,750 Ta-da! 43 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,013 That was fast. 44 00:08:15,056 --> 00:08:17,537 -Kiss. -Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Simpson. 45 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:21,280 No, no, Miss Dodge. K-I-S-S. Keep it sweet and simple. 46 00:08:21,323 --> 00:08:22,716 It's my motto. 47 00:08:22,759 --> 00:08:24,892 I shall have it chiseled in granite. 48 00:08:24,935 --> 00:08:26,763 Stewart, this is Kate Lawrence. She's a new addition. 49 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,635 Hi, Kate. The name is P.C. 50 00:08:28,678 --> 00:08:30,071 -Welcome. -Thank you. 51 00:08:30,115 --> 00:08:32,552 Kate, shoes are the curse of twentieth-century man. 52 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,597 -Give us a hand, P.C. -Howard! 53 00:08:34,641 --> 00:08:38,079 -It's operational. -Great. Let's see what the little beauty can do. 54 00:08:38,123 --> 00:08:39,820 HOWARD: A-ha! Let me show you. 55 00:08:39,863 --> 00:08:42,866 Oh, Howard... New person. Kate, Howard. 56 00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:44,259 Oh, hello. 57 00:08:44,303 --> 00:08:46,479 Would you plug that in please? 58 00:08:47,045 --> 00:08:49,090 It's a laser corrector. 59 00:08:49,134 --> 00:08:52,267 P.C. came up with the idea, I perfected it. 60 00:08:52,311 --> 00:08:54,095 Here's how it works. 61 00:08:54,139 --> 00:08:56,010 If you should happen to make a mistake, 62 00:08:56,054 --> 00:08:58,534 you just press the button... [MACHINE BEEPING] 63 00:09:00,014 --> 00:09:02,495 And zap! It bleaches it off the page. 64 00:09:02,538 --> 00:09:03,713 Presto! Hmm. 65 00:09:03,757 --> 00:09:05,541 Now, don't hold the button down too long. 66 00:09:05,585 --> 00:09:06,934 And I don't know if you're technically minded... 67 00:09:06,977 --> 00:09:08,457 -Kate. -But don't fiddle with the resistance. 68 00:09:08,501 --> 00:09:10,633 It's critically set. Apart from that, it drives itself. 69 00:09:10,677 --> 00:09:12,809 -Fool proof. -It'd solve all my problems. 70 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,463 MISS DODGE: Kate! 71 00:09:16,944 --> 00:09:18,293 HOWARD: I'm not so sure of that. 72 00:09:18,337 --> 00:09:21,688 With a projected easing from 9.5 percent this year, 73 00:09:21,731 --> 00:09:25,126 to 7.5 percent by the end of '86. 74 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:29,478 The new flexible pricing system may be inflationing. 75 00:09:29,522 --> 00:09:32,002 -We have reorganized... -[WHISPERING] Howard, have a look at this. 76 00:09:32,046 --> 00:09:35,093 to enable three shifts to be worked instead of the current two. 77 00:09:35,136 --> 00:09:37,834 [WHISPERING] See? There are three patterns in the sail. 78 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,836 This is an optional pattern. 79 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,925 Yes, I see... Yes. 80 00:09:41,969 --> 00:09:47,192 -These measures will increase production by approximately... -P.C.: Carbon fiber... 81 00:09:47,235 --> 00:09:51,979 Still leaves a two percent gap in next year's projections calendar. 82 00:09:52,022 --> 00:09:54,329 -Thank you. -P.C.: We've got to have the bottom made out of... 83 00:09:54,373 --> 00:09:56,201 [CLEARS THROAT] 84 00:09:56,244 --> 00:10:00,901 Stewart, perhaps you have some contribution on next quarter's speculative. 85 00:10:01,423 --> 00:10:02,729 Surf-o-rama. 86 00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:04,122 Pardon? 87 00:10:05,297 --> 00:10:08,169 Surf-o-rama... It's an idea I've been working on. 88 00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:10,519 -I thought you were working... -No, this is better. 89 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:12,173 It's an indoor... 90 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:14,175 all weather surf stadium. 91 00:10:14,219 --> 00:10:16,960 The Japanese will go bananas over it. 92 00:10:17,004 --> 00:10:18,701 -Stewart... -Yes, sir... 93 00:10:18,745 --> 00:10:20,790 You're about to ask, "What about the problem of the volume of water 94 00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:23,880 "and energy needed to create an artificial wave?" Ah... 95 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,187 That's where my idea is different. 96 00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:28,407 We build it... in the mountains... 97 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:30,191 below a hydroelectric dam. 98 00:10:30,235 --> 00:10:32,367 Now, we contour the bottom with artificial reefs 99 00:10:32,411 --> 00:10:35,283 to create perfect, consistent waves, 100 00:10:35,327 --> 00:10:38,678 which is the one thing which prevents surfing from becoming a really big money sport 101 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,245 -like tennis or golf. -Stewart... 102 00:10:40,288 --> 00:10:42,551 Economics? Right... 103 00:10:42,595 --> 00:10:45,641 My design will produce two artificial waves per minute. 104 00:10:45,685 --> 00:10:47,426 In a ten-hour day, that's... 105 00:10:47,469 --> 00:10:49,079 1,200 waves. 106 00:10:49,123 --> 00:10:51,560 At five customers per wave, I'd say... 107 00:10:51,604 --> 00:10:53,867 at four dollars a head, that's... 108 00:10:55,173 --> 00:10:58,176 24,000 dollars a day. 109 00:10:58,219 --> 00:11:02,267 Not bad. Should take care of your two-percent projection gap. 110 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,529 Well? 111 00:11:03,572 --> 00:11:05,618 What do you reckon? 112 00:11:05,661 --> 00:11:08,055 Meeting adjourned. 113 00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:11,101 Unless there's any other serious business? 114 00:11:15,454 --> 00:11:17,238 Good luck. 115 00:11:21,286 --> 00:11:23,113 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 116 00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:32,558 WOMAN ON PHONE: Simpson Engineering, good morning. Can I help you? 117 00:11:34,908 --> 00:11:36,649 You wanna see me, right, Dad? 118 00:11:36,692 --> 00:11:39,521 MR. SIMPSON: [FROM INSIDE THE OTHER ROOM] Stewart... 119 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,610 On the other hand... 120 00:11:41,654 --> 00:11:43,873 performance isn't everything. 121 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,963 Attitude counts a great deal when you're the boss. 122 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,227 And when you are... [MUFFLED SPEAKING] 123 00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:52,230 Responsibility is even greater... 124 00:11:52,273 --> 00:11:54,841 than in any other situation. 125 00:11:54,884 --> 00:11:57,626 And when I say, "Boss' son," 126 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,498 Kate. 127 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:03,980 MR. SIMPSON: And by boss' son, of course I don't just mean the boss' son. 128 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,591 [MUFFLED SPEECH] 129 00:12:07,506 --> 00:12:10,639 LURCH: Negative mineral balance is the curse of modern man. 130 00:12:10,683 --> 00:12:13,294 Eats up vital phosphorus and magnesium. 131 00:12:13,338 --> 00:12:17,342 I'm telling you guys, if you want to compete in the pros, you better be in peak meat. 132 00:12:17,385 --> 00:12:21,041 These Hawaiians nowadays, they're into yoga, vitamin supplements, 133 00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:23,435 the whole kit and caboodle. 134 00:12:23,478 --> 00:12:26,829 Now, with massive daily intakes of vitamin B12, 135 00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:30,137 Haven't you heard, mate? B12 turns your piss Technicolor. 136 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:32,313 You're kidding me. 137 00:12:32,357 --> 00:12:34,533 Take it or leave it, that's the way it goes. 138 00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:36,012 [LAUGHTER AND CHATTER] 139 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:38,711 Hey! 140 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,887 Hey! 141 00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:42,497 -Hey! -Hey, P.C.! 142 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:46,022 I did it. A three-sixty with a perfect landing. 143 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,850 You? Fish piss. 144 00:12:47,894 --> 00:12:51,332 A three-fifty, then bust both ankles on landing maybe. 145 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:53,247 But a three-sixty loop? 146 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:56,381 It was a full three-sixty loop and I came out of it clean. 147 00:12:56,424 --> 00:12:58,513 [SCOFFING] Come on, man. 148 00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:00,820 Right, yeah sure, mate. 149 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,343 Have I ever lied to you guys? 150 00:13:02,387 --> 00:13:04,345 -Yeah... -Plenty of times, P.C. 151 00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:07,217 I didn't even plan it. That was the beauty. It just happened spontaneously. 152 00:13:07,261 --> 00:13:08,567 Yeah, like this. Watch! 153 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:10,743 Now, wait... 154 00:13:10,786 --> 00:13:14,268 If a guy's in the middle of the woods and he does a three-sixty, 155 00:13:14,312 --> 00:13:16,270 and nobody sees him do it, 156 00:13:16,314 --> 00:13:19,012 -who pays for the beer? -He does! 157 00:13:19,055 --> 00:13:21,275 That's right, set them up, come on. 158 00:13:21,319 --> 00:13:23,886 -Skeptics... -A million thanks. 159 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,801 [LAUGHING] 160 00:13:25,845 --> 00:13:28,238 How's a guy supposed to soar like and eagle when he's surrounded by turkeys? 161 00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:30,284 [LAUGHING AND GOBBLING] 162 00:13:30,328 --> 00:13:32,286 [CROWING] 163 00:13:34,288 --> 00:13:35,811 [GOBBLING] 164 00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:38,553 Drinks on the house, my man. 165 00:13:38,597 --> 00:13:44,385 ALL: [CHANTING] Scull, scull, scull, scull, scull, scull... 166 00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:46,300 [CHEERING] 167 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:51,610 [CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 168 00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:53,916 [SINGING] 169 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,614 ♪ Fevering high 170 00:13:55,657 --> 00:13:59,226 ♪ Got no time To think of tomorrow ♪ 171 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,620 Hey, whoa! 172 00:14:01,663 --> 00:14:03,491 She saw me. She saw me do it. 173 00:14:03,535 --> 00:14:05,580 MAN: Yeah, sure she did, P.C. 174 00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:10,193 MAN: Shift it back. I have money riding on that match. 175 00:14:10,237 --> 00:14:11,978 -Come on. -Here, catch! 176 00:14:12,021 --> 00:14:13,980 Hey, grab it! Here! 177 00:14:14,023 --> 00:14:16,548 -Here, grab it! -You're gonna miss it! 178 00:14:16,591 --> 00:14:18,463 Over here! 179 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,466 [LAUGHING] 180 00:14:24,469 --> 00:14:26,166 MAN: Hey, where you going? 181 00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:28,124 Get off the bloody bar. 182 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,257 Hey, get off the bar! 183 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,694 I'm telling you guys, she saw me do it. 184 00:14:33,826 --> 00:14:35,610 Sure, P.C. 185 00:14:35,654 --> 00:14:38,483 -Oh, yeah. Really! -What a dog! 186 00:14:39,397 --> 00:14:41,268 [LAUGHING AND BARKING] 187 00:14:41,311 --> 00:14:42,835 [LAUGHING] 188 00:14:42,878 --> 00:14:44,227 P.C.'s type all right. 189 00:14:44,271 --> 00:14:46,665 [LAUGHING] 190 00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:49,668 MR. SIMPSON: [ON THE PHONE] And I won't have you and Howard using up the company's 191 00:14:49,711 --> 00:14:52,279 valuable computer time with your pet project. 192 00:14:52,322 --> 00:14:55,456 There's one more thing to consider and that is this... 193 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,198 -You've only got four days left to get that finished...-[CLEARS THROAT] 194 00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:00,461 -and off to the printer's. -God bless you. 195 00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:02,985 Do you read me or shall I spell it out? 196 00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:05,510 Yes, sir. Four days. Ten-four. 197 00:15:05,553 --> 00:15:07,120 You trying to be smart? 198 00:15:07,163 --> 00:15:08,426 No, sir. Definitely not. 199 00:15:10,123 --> 00:15:11,472 By the way... 200 00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:14,432 I'd copyright that surf-o-rama idea if I were you. 201 00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:16,695 Not bad. 202 00:15:17,173 --> 00:15:18,436 Yes, sir. 203 00:15:18,479 --> 00:15:20,046 Right away, sir. 204 00:15:31,753 --> 00:15:34,713 The reports you requested yesterday. 205 00:15:34,756 --> 00:15:36,541 What about the weather and tide reports? 206 00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:39,326 -It's all a matter of priorities, Miss Dodge. -Precisely. 207 00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:42,503 Voltaire said, "The tide tarrieth for no man." 208 00:15:42,547 --> 00:15:44,984 Voltaire was a drunk. John Hayward said it. 209 00:15:45,898 --> 00:15:47,552 You're fast, too. 210 00:15:47,595 --> 00:15:49,684 I guess that's why I find you so... 211 00:15:49,728 --> 00:15:51,686 gosh darn compelling. 212 00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:55,429 Touch me and I'll rupture your spleen, Mr. Simpson. 213 00:15:55,473 --> 00:15:57,126 [IN DAD'S VOICE] Attitude, Miss Dodge. 214 00:15:57,170 --> 00:16:00,347 Attitude is very important when you're the boss' son's secretary. 215 00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:03,176 Miss Dodge, can you get on to our media rep at channel 7? 216 00:16:03,219 --> 00:16:05,613 I'd like a dub of last night's rock video please. 217 00:16:06,222 --> 00:16:08,573 A video about rocks... 218 00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:09,922 Quick as a flash. 219 00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:12,620 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 220 00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:17,451 ♪ Feeling hot 221 00:16:17,495 --> 00:16:20,976 ♪ Got no time To think of tomorrow 222 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,285 ♪ It's all right 223 00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:28,897 ♪ For tonight to break out and take it 224 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:33,032 ♪ Feeling hot 225 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,947 ♪ Feeling wild 226 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,731 ♪ Running hot 227 00:16:38,603 --> 00:16:40,605 ♪ Shake it down 228 00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:42,781 ♪ Messing around 229 00:16:42,824 --> 00:16:44,522 ♪ Running hot 230 00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:48,090 ♪ Want it all 231 00:16:48,134 --> 00:16:49,788 ♪ Shake the walls 232 00:16:49,831 --> 00:16:51,920 ♪ Shout in a new day 233 00:16:53,705 --> 00:16:55,837 ♪ Won't be shy 234 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,273 ♪ Make the night 235 00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,059 ♪ Awake and surrender 236 00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:03,541 ♪ Feeling hot 237 00:17:03,584 --> 00:17:05,543 ♪ Feeling wild 238 00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,370 ♪ Running hot 239 00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,157 ♪ Shake it down 240 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,028 ♪ Messing around 241 00:17:13,072 --> 00:17:14,769 ♪ Running hot 242 00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:20,732 ♪ Got a fever Gonna let it grow 243 00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,603 ♪ Running hot 244 00:17:24,649 --> 00:17:28,435 ♪ Gonna feel it Gonna let go 245 00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:30,611 ♪ Running hot 246 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:32,657 ♪ Hot 247 00:17:33,571 --> 00:17:35,616 [GUITAR SOLO] 248 00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:53,460 ♪ Fevering high 249 00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:55,549 ♪ Got no time... 250 00:17:55,593 --> 00:17:57,072 What can I offer you, Gov? 251 00:17:57,116 --> 00:17:59,292 Oh... [HESITATING] 252 00:17:59,335 --> 00:18:02,861 Yeah, mate... I'm a friend of Jade's. 253 00:18:02,904 --> 00:18:05,124 Oh, yeah? And who are you then? 254 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,256 Stewart P. Simpson, Gov. 255 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,954 Hi, P.C. 256 00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:12,566 -P.C.? -Yeah, it's a nickname. Short for police car. 257 00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,220 -Cute. -I'm very fast. 258 00:18:14,263 --> 00:18:15,743 I can see that. 259 00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:18,746 Why don't you show me how fast you are and piss off? 260 00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:22,663 No, you don't understand. I'm a talent agent from London. 261 00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:25,710 And I came down in the last rain. Now, bloody off it. 262 00:18:25,753 --> 00:18:27,668 Look, I'm a very important person. 263 00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:31,411 How'd you like me to build a block up on the end of your nose then, handsome? 264 00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:33,195 Hey, P.C.! 265 00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:34,980 Marco! 266 00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:37,243 What are you doing to him? 267 00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:40,725 -Do you know this geezer? -That's no geezer. That's P.C. Simpson. 268 00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:42,204 Oh, he's kosher then? 269 00:18:42,248 --> 00:18:46,078 -Yes, get back to the door. -Yeah, get back to the door. 270 00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:47,906 Ta! 271 00:18:47,949 --> 00:18:49,864 I'm sorry about that, P.C. 272 00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:52,562 He's new here. He's a good bouncer. 273 00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:54,260 Bad thinker. 274 00:18:54,303 --> 00:18:56,088 The singer... What's her real name? 275 00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:58,307 Kelly... Jade Kelly. 276 00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:01,310 Jade... 277 00:19:01,354 --> 00:19:03,486 I love you. I've always loved you and I always will. 278 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:06,533 -Do I know you? -You might have seen me in the latest issue of Sail and Wind. 279 00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:08,883 My copy must have got lost in the mail. 280 00:19:08,927 --> 00:19:12,365 -I was on the cover, hanging upside-down, after... -Figures. 281 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:20,112 You've hurt me, you know? 282 00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:23,028 No, really, I'm hurt. 283 00:19:23,071 --> 00:19:26,118 You and I spend an intimate morning alone together and you don't even remember. 284 00:19:26,161 --> 00:19:27,859 Okay, so what's your angle? 285 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,774 -My angle? -Yeah. 286 00:19:29,817 --> 00:19:31,079 Well... 287 00:19:31,123 --> 00:19:33,125 Nobody believes you saw me do that three-sixty. 288 00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:34,866 My reputation is in tatters. 289 00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:37,825 Flotsam and Jetsam on the stormy sea of skepticism. 290 00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:40,262 What are you talking about? 291 00:19:40,306 --> 00:19:42,438 The other day on the beach... 292 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,006 You on the sand, me in the surf... 293 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,314 Oh... Oh, yeah. 294 00:19:48,357 --> 00:19:51,404 Yeah, I remember. That was sensational when you flipped in a circle like that. 295 00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:54,015 Then you did see me. I was starting to think you were a ghost or a... 296 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,148 Like Meryl Streep in The French Lieutenant's Woman . 297 00:19:56,191 --> 00:19:59,412 -Do you always talk so much? -Only when I'm awake. 298 00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:05,157 You know, you're voice has a certain... 299 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,854 Joplin-esque ballsiness, 300 00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:09,161 tempered with a hint of Diana Ross vulnerability. 301 00:20:09,204 --> 00:20:10,553 Are you for real? 302 00:20:10,597 --> 00:20:12,164 Wanna feel? 303 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:14,819 -Hi, I'm P.C. -P.C., huh? 304 00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:17,560 What's that stand for, pure crap? 305 00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:19,998 persistently charming, 306 00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:22,914 potential champion, maybe. 307 00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:24,437 No, It's police car, actually. 308 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,178 Because you're always on the prowl. 309 00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:29,007 Because I chase sirens. 310 00:20:29,050 --> 00:20:30,312 Hmm... 311 00:20:34,055 --> 00:20:36,318 I made quite an effort to find you, you know. 312 00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:38,233 You just disappeared the other day. 313 00:20:38,277 --> 00:20:40,235 I was supposed to stay? 314 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,196 I wish you had. 315 00:20:44,239 --> 00:20:47,068 Yeah, well I was tired. I work at night. 316 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,853 What about tonight? 317 00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:51,594 -You ready, Jade? -Yeah, I'll meet you there. 318 00:20:51,638 --> 00:20:53,248 -You sure? -Yep. 319 00:20:53,292 --> 00:20:55,903 Yeah... Well, get your skates on. The meter is running. 320 00:20:55,947 --> 00:20:57,557 -Who's the yuppie? -Where are we going? 321 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,212 I don't know where you're going, but we're recording... 322 00:21:00,255 --> 00:21:01,691 till dawn. 323 00:21:01,735 --> 00:21:03,606 -You work all night? -Uh-huh. 324 00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:04,999 It's cheaper that way. 325 00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:07,045 -That's some life. -Yep. 326 00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:09,438 What about the daytime? Sun shining... 327 00:21:09,482 --> 00:21:11,397 birds singing... flowers blooming... 328 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,616 Sunflowers bloom at night. 329 00:21:20,754 --> 00:21:22,582 Cute car. 330 00:21:23,104 --> 00:21:25,150 So... 331 00:21:25,193 --> 00:21:27,892 When are we gonna get down to a deeply meaningful relationship? 332 00:21:27,935 --> 00:21:30,590 When pigs fly and dogs tap dance. 333 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:33,332 -A casual dalliance? -Less likely. 334 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,422 I guess a quickie in the back seat is right out of the question. 335 00:21:36,465 --> 00:21:39,033 Goodnight, parrot chatter. 336 00:21:39,077 --> 00:21:40,556 Bye. 337 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,949 See you soon. 338 00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,692 Hmm... 339 00:21:48,956 --> 00:21:50,828 P.C.: Look, mine's longer. 340 00:21:50,871 --> 00:21:52,481 HOWARD: Well, mine's still harder. 341 00:21:52,525 --> 00:21:54,135 P.C.: Mine goes higher. 342 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,876 HOWARD: Well, I don't think you can compare them. 343 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,183 Mine stays up a lot longer. 344 00:21:58,226 --> 00:22:00,185 Gee, these things are really sensitive. 345 00:22:00,228 --> 00:22:02,970 Well, don't yank it about. 346 00:22:03,014 --> 00:22:05,277 She's up to 2,000. 347 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,801 Not bad, not bad at all. 348 00:22:07,845 --> 00:22:11,109 That's means theoretically speaking, she could take hurricane-force winds 349 00:22:11,152 --> 00:22:12,937 before she starts breaking up on you. 350 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:16,766 You know, I recon if we shed another six mill into the entry concave, 351 00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:19,987 and coated it with unpolished epoxy, we could reduce some skin friction. 352 00:22:20,031 --> 00:22:22,294 You might be right, you might be wrong. 353 00:22:22,337 --> 00:22:24,557 Anyway, it's immaterial. I've got deadlines to meet. 354 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,906 I can't do it. 355 00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:29,431 Your father wants those platform-stabilized designs. 356 00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:30,955 -Hello? -MAN: P.C.? 357 00:22:30,998 --> 00:22:33,000 -Speaking. -You ordered a galah? 358 00:22:33,044 --> 00:22:35,263 That's right, I want it delivered immediately. 359 00:22:35,307 --> 00:22:38,397 Howard, you can do anything. I'll sort things out with the old man. 360 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,920 You just concentrate on the board. 361 00:22:39,964 --> 00:22:41,966 When I win the World Classic, you'll be famous. 362 00:22:42,009 --> 00:22:44,446 You'll be the Ben Nixon of wind surfing. 363 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,883 -It's on its way. -Yep. 364 00:22:45,926 --> 00:22:47,667 That's fine, thank you. 365 00:22:48,537 --> 00:22:50,061 Let's wind it up a bit. 366 00:22:50,104 --> 00:22:52,324 -She might not take it. -Let's see. 367 00:22:57,285 --> 00:23:00,680 COMPUTER VOICE: Wipe out, wipe out. Game over. 368 00:23:01,637 --> 00:23:03,901 You got another 20 cents? 369 00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:10,559 [PARROT SCREECHING] 370 00:23:10,603 --> 00:23:12,344 [PARROT GIGGLING] 371 00:23:12,387 --> 00:23:15,738 -Marco! -PARROT: For tonight... Feeling right. 372 00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:23,268 [PARROT TALKING] 373 00:23:24,443 --> 00:23:26,097 [TIRES SCREECHING] 374 00:23:30,753 --> 00:23:33,147 So, that's why they call you Lurch. 375 00:23:33,191 --> 00:23:34,844 [IN LURCH'S VOICE] Yes, Me Lord. 376 00:23:38,065 --> 00:23:39,719 [TIRES SCREECHING] 377 00:23:39,762 --> 00:23:41,068 [HORN HONKING] 378 00:23:41,112 --> 00:23:43,375 Hey, up yours! 379 00:23:43,418 --> 00:23:46,030 Hey, Lurch, check the car! 380 00:23:46,073 --> 00:23:48,815 Hey, P.C., where you off to? Your own funeral? 381 00:23:48,858 --> 00:23:51,774 [LAUGHING] 382 00:23:51,818 --> 00:23:53,298 Hey, what do you got under the hood, mate? 383 00:23:53,341 --> 00:23:55,343 -Come on, you wanna drag? -Rise above it, Lurch. 384 00:23:55,387 --> 00:23:56,779 This is a company car, remember? 385 00:23:56,823 --> 00:23:58,433 MANGLES: You chicken or something? 386 00:23:59,782 --> 00:24:01,784 [BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYING] 387 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,613 Hey! Stop! 388 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,876 [TIRES SCREECHING] 389 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,400 RATSO: Shit! 390 00:24:10,054 --> 00:24:11,620 Move on, Lurch. 391 00:24:13,274 --> 00:24:15,189 -Bugger. -Oh, geez. 392 00:24:15,233 --> 00:24:17,235 Up yours, P.C. 393 00:24:17,278 --> 00:24:18,453 Prick. 394 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,065 [HORN HONKING] 395 00:24:23,632 --> 00:24:25,373 Oh, no! 396 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:28,333 Thanks, pal. 397 00:24:28,376 --> 00:24:30,248 [HORN HONKING] 398 00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:31,901 RATSO: Asshole. 399 00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:39,648 -Jerk. -Me? You were bloody driving the thing. 400 00:24:49,223 --> 00:24:51,834 Don't forget to open the doors for us. 401 00:24:51,878 --> 00:24:53,227 [SINGING] ♪ Feeling high... 402 00:24:53,271 --> 00:24:54,968 ♪ Feeling wild... 403 00:24:55,012 --> 00:24:56,839 ♪ Running hot 404 00:24:57,449 --> 00:24:58,798 [FARTING SOUND] 405 00:24:58,841 --> 00:25:00,843 [FARTING SOUNDS] [LAUGHING] 406 00:25:00,887 --> 00:25:02,932 [FARTING] 407 00:25:03,672 --> 00:25:05,631 [BARKING SOUNDS] 408 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,459 [BARKING SOUNDS] 409 00:25:07,502 --> 00:25:09,809 [LAUGHING] 410 00:25:09,852 --> 00:25:11,332 Hey, let me try that. 411 00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:13,856 [BURPING] Okay, let's go, guys. 412 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:15,249 We've got a lot of work to get through. 413 00:25:15,293 --> 00:25:17,077 And they call Barbara Streisand tough. 414 00:25:17,121 --> 00:25:18,992 So, what's wrong with 100 percent? 415 00:25:19,036 --> 00:25:20,776 That reminds me, I've got some. 416 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:22,561 -Some what? -100 percent. 417 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,651 -Wanna get wasted? -Sorry, I can't afford the brain cells. 418 00:25:25,694 --> 00:25:27,348 Suit yourself. 419 00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:28,610 Ready? 420 00:25:30,047 --> 00:25:31,439 [EXHALING] 421 00:25:32,049 --> 00:25:33,398 What do you want? 422 00:25:34,181 --> 00:25:37,097 Dinner. With you. 423 00:25:37,141 --> 00:25:39,665 Said the spider to the fly. 424 00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:41,319 Does that mean yes? 425 00:25:41,362 --> 00:25:45,149 Look, I've already eaten and I'm in no mood for games, okay? 426 00:25:45,192 --> 00:25:46,976 Drinks then. 427 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:48,456 I'm working. 428 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,851 SYNTHESIZER: Working, working, working... 429 00:25:51,894 --> 00:25:54,332 Well, you're only booked till midnight tonight. I checked. 430 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:56,203 You don't give up, do you? 431 00:25:56,247 --> 00:25:57,509 Go on, how about it? 432 00:25:57,552 --> 00:25:59,424 ENGINEER: Time marches on. 433 00:26:01,730 --> 00:26:05,299 Look, if you will just excuse us please... Out. 434 00:26:06,561 --> 00:26:08,389 [EXHALING] Okay. 435 00:26:08,955 --> 00:26:10,348 All right. 436 00:26:10,391 --> 00:26:12,001 Would you like these? 437 00:26:12,045 --> 00:26:13,873 If that's the way you want it... 438 00:26:13,916 --> 00:26:17,137 Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing? 439 00:26:17,181 --> 00:26:18,486 Guys! 440 00:26:18,530 --> 00:26:20,967 -Put me down! -Why didn't we think of that? 441 00:26:22,751 --> 00:26:25,189 Put me down! 442 00:26:25,232 --> 00:26:28,496 I said put me down! 443 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,846 Who do you think you are? 444 00:26:31,586 --> 00:26:33,501 I'm not... 445 00:26:33,545 --> 00:26:36,200 How dare you? 446 00:26:36,243 --> 00:26:38,071 Okay, you asked for it. 447 00:26:38,115 --> 00:26:39,942 [HITTING] [GROANING] 448 00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,602 [GROANING] 449 00:26:47,646 --> 00:26:49,604 -Home, Me Lord? -Yes. 450 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:57,177 MAN ON TV: Come on Liz, I'm innocent. 451 00:26:57,221 --> 00:26:58,613 Hi, P.C. [GASPS] 452 00:26:58,657 --> 00:27:01,138 -What happened to your eye? -Shh... Kate. 453 00:27:01,181 --> 00:27:04,489 You may not believe this, but yesterday, I tested my new rig in a cyclone. 454 00:27:04,532 --> 00:27:06,404 I didn't know there was a cyclone yesterday. 455 00:27:06,447 --> 00:27:08,623 Electronics are a wonderful thing, Kate. Nowadays... 456 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:12,236 a microchip could reduce a camel to digits and pass it through the eye of a needle. 457 00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:14,586 Why would anyone want to do that? 458 00:27:14,629 --> 00:27:15,804 Forget it. 459 00:27:15,848 --> 00:27:17,502 Miss Dodge wants to see you. 460 00:27:18,416 --> 00:27:19,460 Thanks. 461 00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:21,462 -MAN: Good day, P.C. -Good day. 462 00:27:23,595 --> 00:27:27,207 [BEEP] [SINGING] Ground control to Major Dodge. 463 00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:29,209 Hello. You wanted to see me? 464 00:27:29,253 --> 00:27:31,994 Stewart Senior is waiting to see you. 465 00:27:32,038 --> 00:27:33,996 So, what else is new? 466 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,130 Something arrived for Stewart Junior, which accidentally went to Stewart Senior. 467 00:27:37,174 --> 00:27:38,175 What? 468 00:27:38,218 --> 00:27:41,003 I find it rather hard to explain. 469 00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:44,050 Howard finished the prototype. 470 00:27:44,093 --> 00:27:46,183 God, the man is a wizard. 471 00:27:48,489 --> 00:27:51,492 -[PARROT SCREECHING] -You wanted to see me, right Dad? 472 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:53,581 [PARROT TALKING] 473 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:57,019 Stewart, does anything normal ever happen to you? 474 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,459 Not much, sir, no. 475 00:28:01,502 --> 00:28:03,809 I got a report on the billings takeover. 476 00:28:03,852 --> 00:28:05,289 That bad, was it? 477 00:28:05,332 --> 00:28:07,465 It was fine... Ingenuous... 478 00:28:07,508 --> 00:28:11,643 until the bird ate pages four... 479 00:28:12,687 --> 00:28:14,602 nine... 480 00:28:14,646 --> 00:28:15,995 and... 481 00:28:16,038 --> 00:28:18,084 twenty-two B. 482 00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:21,087 I suppose you're wondering why I was sent a galah. 483 00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:23,481 No, I'm only wondering how quickly you can get rid of it. 484 00:28:23,524 --> 00:28:25,265 -Quickly. -Do it. 485 00:28:25,309 --> 00:28:26,397 Done. 486 00:28:28,529 --> 00:28:30,531 [HUMMING] 487 00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:34,056 [SIGHING] 488 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:35,884 Dirty buggers. 489 00:28:41,368 --> 00:28:43,065 [SIGHING] 490 00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:58,124 [SCREECHING] [GLASS BREAKING] 491 00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:00,344 [CLATTERING] 492 00:29:00,387 --> 00:29:02,346 MUSICIAN 1: I'll bet she's booked another session. 493 00:29:02,389 --> 00:29:05,958 MUSICIAN 2: Impossible. No one can work twenty hours straight. 494 00:29:06,001 --> 00:29:07,960 See you back here tonight, guys. 495 00:29:08,003 --> 00:29:10,267 -ALL: Tonight? -Pain is gain. 496 00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:12,269 MUSICIAN 3: Ruthless shrew! 497 00:29:12,312 --> 00:29:15,663 MUSICIAN 1: I told you. MUSICIAN 2: I don't believe it. Doesn't she ever sleep? 498 00:29:15,707 --> 00:29:17,926 MUSICIAN1: No, she's not human. 499 00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:19,667 [SQUEALING] 500 00:29:21,278 --> 00:29:22,583 Hey! 501 00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,063 Hey, what's going on? 502 00:29:24,106 --> 00:29:26,195 What are you doing, mate? 503 00:29:26,239 --> 00:29:28,763 What the... Guys! 504 00:29:28,807 --> 00:29:30,939 Hey! Put her down! 505 00:29:30,983 --> 00:29:32,027 She's ours! 506 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:34,465 Stop! I said stop! 507 00:29:35,248 --> 00:29:36,945 Anyone for pizza? 508 00:29:36,989 --> 00:29:38,817 JADE: You've got the wrong car! 509 00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:42,690 This is ridiculous! 510 00:29:42,734 --> 00:29:45,302 Absolutely bloody ridiculous! 511 00:29:45,345 --> 00:29:49,306 [HONKING HORN] Pull over! We'll sort it out, okay? 512 00:29:57,139 --> 00:29:59,620 -Hey Lurch, coming? -Be with you in a minute. 513 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:01,666 Meditation concentrates the energies. 514 00:30:01,709 --> 00:30:03,624 What Cornflakes package you get that off? 515 00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:05,452 You'll see. 516 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,325 Om. 517 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:20,032 What the hell do you think you're doing, you bloody prick? 518 00:30:20,075 --> 00:30:22,817 -Charming. -Charming, my ass. 519 00:30:22,861 --> 00:30:26,386 I'm gonna get you for unlawful disrespect of private property. 520 00:30:26,430 --> 00:30:28,083 You're gone, mate. 521 00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:30,869 Our lawyers can talk about it over lunch. 522 00:30:44,839 --> 00:30:48,713 You arrogant, self-centered son of a bitch. 523 00:30:57,635 --> 00:30:59,201 Om. 524 00:31:07,471 --> 00:31:09,386 Okay, I'm watching! 525 00:31:09,429 --> 00:31:11,388 -Do it! -Whoo! 526 00:31:11,779 --> 00:31:13,999 [CHEERING] 527 00:31:16,436 --> 00:31:19,265 -MAN: P.C.'s hot today! -Coyote will be furious! 528 00:31:19,308 --> 00:31:22,094 WOMAN: Yeah, he's gonna kill him in the World Classic. 529 00:31:25,227 --> 00:31:28,535 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 530 00:31:28,579 --> 00:31:30,494 [SIREN] 531 00:31:30,537 --> 00:31:34,106 MAN: [ON MEGAPHONE] There is a wind capping alarm in this area! 532 00:31:35,499 --> 00:31:37,892 Get out of the water immediately! 533 00:31:37,936 --> 00:31:39,981 Get the flags! 534 00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:42,375 Clear the water out! 535 00:31:42,419 --> 00:31:44,290 Now! 536 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,727 Clear the water! 537 00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:49,077 Clear the water immediately! 538 00:31:49,121 --> 00:31:51,602 [YELLING ON MEGAPHONE] 539 00:31:54,474 --> 00:31:56,128 Coming through! 540 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:01,263 Yes! Now! 541 00:32:01,307 --> 00:32:03,440 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 542 00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:06,355 -Clear the water! -What's going on, mate? 543 00:32:06,399 --> 00:32:09,924 [PEOPLE ARGUING] I'll tell you... 544 00:32:09,968 --> 00:32:12,449 -You're in trouble. -I'm in trouble? 545 00:32:12,492 --> 00:32:14,233 Get the board and you move it, Charlie. 546 00:32:14,276 --> 00:32:15,887 You move it fast, you hear me? [ARGUING] 547 00:32:15,930 --> 00:32:17,323 [ARGUING] 548 00:32:22,328 --> 00:32:23,851 Hey! 549 00:32:23,895 --> 00:32:25,244 Hey! 550 00:32:26,724 --> 00:32:28,073 Hey! 551 00:32:28,116 --> 00:32:30,641 [YELLING ON MEGAPHONE] 552 00:32:39,911 --> 00:32:41,390 Whoo-hoo! 553 00:32:41,434 --> 00:32:42,609 [GRUNTING] 554 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:49,834 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 555 00:32:54,795 --> 00:32:56,405 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 556 00:32:56,449 --> 00:32:58,233 What the fuck? 557 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,515 [SQUEAKING] 558 00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:22,083 [SIGHING] 559 00:33:22,127 --> 00:33:24,085 You scared the shit out of me. 560 00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:25,652 You little bastard. 561 00:33:25,696 --> 00:33:27,088 Come here. 562 00:33:39,579 --> 00:33:41,494 [SIGHING] 563 00:33:41,538 --> 00:33:43,540 Come on, let's go for a swim. 564 00:33:46,934 --> 00:33:48,980 MAN: Oh, here he goes. 565 00:33:57,554 --> 00:33:59,381 Oh, you're off, are you? 566 00:34:06,911 --> 00:34:08,565 [GRUNTING] 567 00:34:08,608 --> 00:34:11,263 Come on, go chase a fish or something. 568 00:34:18,313 --> 00:34:19,314 Oh! 569 00:34:20,446 --> 00:34:22,143 Oh, my God. 570 00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:25,451 Where is he? 571 00:34:30,108 --> 00:34:32,589 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 572 00:34:32,632 --> 00:34:34,591 Oh, Jesus. 573 00:34:39,117 --> 00:34:40,901 He's in trouble. 574 00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:43,643 GUARD: All right, move it! 575 00:34:44,992 --> 00:34:47,995 -Good on you, Coyote. -He's gonna get hurt. 576 00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:49,649 MAN: Go, Coyote! 577 00:34:49,693 --> 00:34:52,652 [SHOUTING] 578 00:35:00,355 --> 00:35:02,531 He's frozen. 579 00:35:18,678 --> 00:35:19,940 He's got him! 580 00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:24,510 Get a load of that! 581 00:35:39,743 --> 00:35:41,353 Go! 582 00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:55,019 -WOMAN: Is he okay? -MAN: Give him some room. 583 00:35:55,062 --> 00:35:57,761 -What happened? -Is he all right? 584 00:35:57,804 --> 00:35:59,371 [CHATTER] 585 00:35:59,414 --> 00:36:02,635 -WOMAN: P.C., are you okay? -Yeah... Yeah, I'm all right! 586 00:36:02,679 --> 00:36:05,420 Just leave me. 587 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:07,248 MAN: Did he hit his head? 588 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,035 Coyote... 589 00:36:12,645 --> 00:36:14,429 Thanks. 590 00:36:16,562 --> 00:36:18,172 [GRUNTING] 591 00:36:18,216 --> 00:36:20,000 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 592 00:37:07,091 --> 00:37:09,093 [RHYTHMIC KNOCK ON THE DOOR] 593 00:37:12,226 --> 00:37:13,837 P.C.? 594 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,752 Oh... 595 00:37:15,795 --> 00:37:17,405 Come in. 596 00:37:17,449 --> 00:37:18,972 Hi. 597 00:37:19,016 --> 00:37:21,279 Hi. 598 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:24,543 I...just came around to see how you are. 599 00:37:24,935 --> 00:37:26,414 I'm fine. 600 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,720 Fine, why? 601 00:37:27,764 --> 00:37:30,157 Well, I saw what happened today. 602 00:37:31,289 --> 00:37:32,638 Oh. 603 00:37:34,683 --> 00:37:36,555 Nice place. 604 00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:40,037 Aren't you gonna offer me a drink? 605 00:37:40,864 --> 00:37:42,256 Sorry. 606 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,128 Do you wanna get it? 607 00:37:44,476 --> 00:37:45,912 Sure. 608 00:37:53,006 --> 00:37:55,661 Bloody sharks... I hate them. 609 00:37:55,704 --> 00:37:58,359 They ought to net the beaches like in Queensland. 610 00:37:58,403 --> 00:38:01,275 Well, it is the ocean. It's where they live. 611 00:38:01,319 --> 00:38:04,017 The bastards don't deserve to live anywhere. 612 00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:12,460 Why don't you come and sit down? 613 00:38:12,504 --> 00:38:13,810 Here. 614 00:38:17,335 --> 00:38:18,815 Thanks. 615 00:38:24,908 --> 00:38:26,823 You see, the thing is... 616 00:38:26,866 --> 00:38:29,564 I've never come that close before. 617 00:38:32,350 --> 00:38:37,094 Well, they say that a brush with death can help you get over your fears. 618 00:38:37,921 --> 00:38:39,531 Who says I'm afraid? 619 00:38:39,574 --> 00:38:41,663 Everyone's afraid of something. 620 00:38:41,707 --> 00:38:44,057 Not our hero, Coyote. 621 00:38:44,101 --> 00:38:47,452 Yeah, he is a hero. He saved your life. 622 00:38:47,495 --> 00:38:49,149 Yeah, I know. 623 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:51,412 That was a stupid thing to say. 624 00:38:51,891 --> 00:38:53,850 Coyote, huh? 625 00:38:53,893 --> 00:38:56,156 Where did he get a name like Coyote? 626 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,116 You know, coyote ugly. 627 00:38:59,159 --> 00:39:01,770 Whatever he may be, he's not exactly ugly. 628 00:39:01,814 --> 00:39:03,511 No, no... 629 00:39:03,555 --> 00:39:06,297 They reckon he woke up one morning, with a girl asleep on his arm 630 00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:07,820 and... 631 00:39:07,864 --> 00:39:11,258 Well, she was so ugly, that he decided to chew his arm off 632 00:39:11,302 --> 00:39:13,391 rather than risk waking her up. 633 00:39:15,393 --> 00:39:17,612 That's disgusting. 634 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,701 That's Coyote. 635 00:39:19,745 --> 00:39:21,573 That's better. 636 00:39:21,616 --> 00:39:22,922 What? 637 00:39:22,966 --> 00:39:26,056 You did it just then. It almost looked like a smile. 638 00:39:27,709 --> 00:39:30,364 Some shiner I gave you, huh? 639 00:39:30,408 --> 00:39:32,062 Mmm. 640 00:39:32,105 --> 00:39:34,586 I guess I don't know my own strength. 641 00:39:37,415 --> 00:39:39,199 You want another one for balance? 642 00:39:39,243 --> 00:39:40,897 Okay. 643 00:39:43,638 --> 00:39:45,162 Why are you here? 644 00:39:45,205 --> 00:39:47,599 I was abducted, remember? 645 00:39:48,252 --> 00:39:50,863 Oh yeah... Sorry. 646 00:39:50,907 --> 00:39:52,691 I wanted to make sure you'd be there. 647 00:39:52,734 --> 00:39:54,954 Mmm... Well, you could have asked. 648 00:39:55,737 --> 00:39:57,043 You'd have said no. 649 00:39:57,087 --> 00:40:00,133 Oh, so when does P.C. Simpson take no for an answer? 650 00:40:00,177 --> 00:40:01,439 Never. 651 00:40:03,397 --> 00:40:05,791 Will you stay the night with me? 652 00:40:05,834 --> 00:40:07,097 No. 653 00:40:09,621 --> 00:40:11,666 MUSICIAN 1: So, where is she? 654 00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:13,494 Kidnapped? 655 00:40:13,538 --> 00:40:15,496 Shanghai, maybe. 656 00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:18,891 Well, I reckon if she ain't gonna show, we got the evening to ourselves, right? 657 00:40:18,935 --> 00:40:20,632 -Right. -Yeah. 658 00:40:20,675 --> 00:40:22,112 -So, let's head out. -Right. 659 00:40:22,155 --> 00:40:23,591 Right. 660 00:40:23,635 --> 00:40:25,811 [MUSIC ON HEADPHONES] 661 00:40:30,424 --> 00:40:32,252 Chip, anyone? 662 00:40:32,296 --> 00:40:34,037 Yeah. 663 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,257 [HUMMING IN THE SHOWER] 664 00:40:37,301 --> 00:40:39,694 [VOCALIZING A TUNE] 665 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,174 Hello... Coffee. 666 00:40:42,567 --> 00:40:44,786 [GIGGLING] Thanks. 667 00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:47,659 -I'll put it here, eh? -Yeah. 668 00:40:47,702 --> 00:40:50,531 [SIGHING] Good morning. 669 00:40:50,575 --> 00:40:52,969 What do you feel like doing today? 670 00:40:53,012 --> 00:40:54,971 Teach me to windsurf. 671 00:40:55,014 --> 00:40:57,190 Wind's not right. Some other time. 672 00:40:57,234 --> 00:40:59,192 Oh, come on. Please? 673 00:40:59,236 --> 00:41:01,151 Besides, I spend too much time windsurfing. 674 00:41:01,194 --> 00:41:03,501 -Who says? -Dodge. 675 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,982 Who or what is a Dodge? 676 00:41:06,025 --> 00:41:08,071 An older woman. 677 00:41:08,114 --> 00:41:09,637 How intriguing. 678 00:41:09,681 --> 00:41:12,379 Don't worry. Miss Dodge brushes her teeth with a chainsaw. 679 00:41:12,423 --> 00:41:13,859 [GIGGLING] 680 00:41:16,122 --> 00:41:18,124 So, what are we gonna do? 681 00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:21,693 Something completely different. 682 00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,177 [LAUGHING] 683 00:41:31,529 --> 00:41:33,096 [LAUGHING] 684 00:41:36,838 --> 00:41:38,753 [TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 685 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:30,370 ♪ Thought I had it all Worked out 686 00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:35,593 ♪ Where I'd be Ten years from now 687 00:42:36,985 --> 00:42:40,293 ♪ And who'd be there with me 688 00:42:45,342 --> 00:42:50,086 ♪ Ain't it funny How it seems to come Out of the blue 689 00:42:52,349 --> 00:42:56,701 ♪ Ain't it funny How you think you know But you never do 690 00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:02,315 ♪ Ain't it funny How it always seems 691 00:43:05,318 --> 00:43:07,929 ♪ Love is never like 692 00:43:07,973 --> 00:43:11,324 ♪ Your dreams 693 00:43:12,064 --> 00:43:14,588 ♪ Love is never like 694 00:43:14,632 --> 00:43:18,026 ♪ Your dreams 695 00:43:19,027 --> 00:43:23,031 ♪ So many faces in my life 696 00:43:24,076 --> 00:43:28,472 ♪ Filling empty spaces In the night 697 00:43:30,865 --> 00:43:34,173 ♪ But I could never see 698 00:43:39,744 --> 00:43:44,966 ♪ Running blindly Through the dark 699 00:43:45,010 --> 00:43:49,580 ♪ Building walls Around my aching heart 700 00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:54,889 ♪ And I found you here with me 701 00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:01,505 ♪ Ain't it funny How it seems to come Out of the blue 702 00:44:02,897 --> 00:44:08,338 ♪ Ain't it funny How you think you know But you never do 703 00:44:09,469 --> 00:44:13,734 ♪ Love is never like Your Dreams 704 00:44:15,693 --> 00:44:19,958 ♪ Love is never like Your dreams 705 00:44:22,569 --> 00:44:25,224 ♪ Love is never like 706 00:44:26,486 --> 00:44:29,924 ♪ Your dreams 707 00:44:35,974 --> 00:44:39,107 [JADE LAUGHING] You just caught him? 708 00:44:40,283 --> 00:44:42,546 He's barely alive! 709 00:44:42,589 --> 00:44:45,766 -MAN: He's just resting. -JADE: He's dead. Give him to me for half the price. 710 00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:47,986 -Buy the cooked ones. -They're not as fresh. 711 00:44:48,029 --> 00:44:49,248 You said he was dead. 712 00:44:49,292 --> 00:44:51,859 Fresh dead, not boiled dead. 713 00:44:51,903 --> 00:44:54,122 [MUTTERING TO SELF] 714 00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:56,908 Get a kilo of prawns. Green ones, okay? 715 00:44:56,951 --> 00:44:59,519 -Fresh dead they are. -Thank you. 716 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,218 FISHERMAN: Four bucks. 717 00:45:02,261 --> 00:45:04,263 -JADE: Four? -MAN: Four fifty. 718 00:45:04,307 --> 00:45:06,004 [JADE LAUGHING] Get lost. 719 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,963 Here you go. 720 00:45:10,965 --> 00:45:12,445 Hold it. 721 00:45:13,446 --> 00:45:15,013 FISHERMAN: How's that? 722 00:45:16,319 --> 00:45:17,668 Jesus. 723 00:45:17,711 --> 00:45:18,973 Watch out! 724 00:45:19,626 --> 00:45:21,541 Got away from us. 725 00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:27,155 [FISHERMAN BICKERING] 726 00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:28,548 JADE: Hey! 727 00:45:28,592 --> 00:45:30,898 Where are my prawns? 728 00:45:30,942 --> 00:45:33,771 Yeah... I'll get them. 729 00:45:38,471 --> 00:45:40,473 Okay, give us a look at your flounder. 730 00:45:42,649 --> 00:45:44,303 Hey, what are you doing? 731 00:45:49,743 --> 00:45:52,180 Hey, Lurch, how's the yoga working? 732 00:45:52,224 --> 00:45:55,532 Didn't you hear? Yoga's out. Tai Chi's the game. 733 00:45:55,575 --> 00:45:57,142 Right, Lurch? 734 00:45:57,185 --> 00:45:59,187 It's time and motion. 735 00:45:59,231 --> 00:46:02,147 -Watch this. -Check this out, Lurch. 736 00:46:02,190 --> 00:46:03,496 [SHOUTS] 737 00:46:04,628 --> 00:46:07,283 Hey, where've you been? 738 00:46:07,326 --> 00:46:10,634 -Around. -You haven't been down to the beach for ages, mate. 739 00:46:10,677 --> 00:46:13,854 Well, as you grow up, you develop a different set of priorities. 740 00:46:14,681 --> 00:46:16,683 This is P.C. Simpson talking? 741 00:46:16,727 --> 00:46:19,469 Who had to repeat a year of school because there was a top surf running 742 00:46:19,512 --> 00:46:21,514 on the day of his exams. 743 00:46:21,558 --> 00:46:23,690 Well, the surf's been shithouse. 744 00:46:23,734 --> 00:46:25,344 It's been great. 745 00:46:25,388 --> 00:46:27,085 Yeah, sure. 746 00:46:27,128 --> 00:46:29,435 -I was the last to know. -He needs Tai Chi. 747 00:46:29,479 --> 00:46:32,133 Relaxes the nerves and puts things into perspective. 748 00:46:32,177 --> 00:46:33,831 Shut up, Lurch. 749 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,789 -What'll you have? -No, I won't have a drink. 750 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:38,052 I told you, I've got to go soon. 751 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:40,664 Stay with me just for a little while? 752 00:46:40,707 --> 00:46:43,057 Why? The band will kill me if I'm late. 753 00:46:44,363 --> 00:46:46,365 I want you to be with me. 754 00:46:46,409 --> 00:46:48,541 I don't wanna know about... 755 00:46:53,851 --> 00:46:55,243 Please? 756 00:46:55,287 --> 00:46:57,202 All right. One drink. 757 00:46:57,245 --> 00:46:58,682 Scotch? 758 00:47:05,602 --> 00:47:07,255 WOMAN: I'll tell you what, he's lost his nerve. 759 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:07,446 You got a second, P.C.? 760 00:48:07,490 --> 00:48:09,100 Sure, Howard. Have a mango. 761 00:48:10,144 --> 00:48:11,798 I think I've got it, P.C. 762 00:48:11,842 --> 00:48:14,322 You were right about the viscosity. 763 00:48:15,454 --> 00:48:16,760 That's great, Howard. 764 00:48:16,803 --> 00:48:19,110 Don't fall off your chair or anything. 765 00:48:19,153 --> 00:48:21,504 You want to see it? I modified the nose rocker. 766 00:48:21,547 --> 00:48:23,636 It made all the difference. 767 00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:26,857 -Well? -Good. 768 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:30,730 What's wrong, P.C.? Where's all the old enthusiasm? 769 00:48:30,774 --> 00:48:33,603 I don't know, Howard. It just doesn't seem important anymore. 770 00:48:33,646 --> 00:48:35,648 Maybe I'm tired of playing games or something. 771 00:48:35,692 --> 00:48:38,434 That doesn't sound like you, P.C. That sounds like an excuse. 772 00:48:38,477 --> 00:48:40,784 Oh really? Thanks for your opinion, Howard. 773 00:48:41,524 --> 00:48:43,351 Oh... Well... 774 00:48:44,265 --> 00:48:46,442 If you want to discuss the plan... 775 00:48:47,355 --> 00:48:49,227 You know where to find me. 776 00:48:49,270 --> 00:48:50,620 Yeah, okay. 777 00:48:50,663 --> 00:48:52,491 WOMAN: Hello, Mr. Howard. 778 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,642 [JADE STRUGGLING] 779 00:49:15,296 --> 00:49:16,646 Whoa! 780 00:49:39,495 --> 00:49:40,887 [MOANING] 781 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:45,065 [FRUSTRATED GRUNTS] 782 00:49:45,631 --> 00:49:47,154 Shit! 783 00:49:47,198 --> 00:49:49,417 You're doing it all wrong! 784 00:49:50,723 --> 00:49:52,464 What would you know? 785 00:49:52,508 --> 00:49:55,859 You're on the wrong sort of board to learn on for a start. 786 00:49:55,902 --> 00:49:58,514 Why does it look so easy when you do it? 787 00:49:59,906 --> 00:50:01,821 It takes time and practice. 788 00:50:04,258 --> 00:50:06,086 [FRUSTRATED GROWLING] 789 00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:08,698 Bloody shit thing! 790 00:50:08,741 --> 00:50:10,395 But, you're fighting it! 791 00:50:10,438 --> 00:50:12,963 You can't fight the wind or you'll lose every time. 792 00:50:13,006 --> 00:50:14,747 You've got to try to go with it. 793 00:50:14,791 --> 00:50:18,229 Yeah, well why don't you go with it? 794 00:50:20,144 --> 00:50:23,626 I'm not exactly dressed for it. 795 00:50:23,669 --> 00:50:28,456 Oh, come on, Mr. Three-sixty. Why don't you put your board where your mouth is? 796 00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:30,850 Come on! 797 00:50:40,599 --> 00:50:42,209 Right. 798 00:50:42,253 --> 00:50:44,385 It's all yours. 799 00:50:44,429 --> 00:50:45,909 Okay. 800 00:50:45,952 --> 00:50:48,999 -I'll show you beach start. -Beach start. 801 00:50:51,654 --> 00:50:53,351 Now... 802 00:50:53,394 --> 00:50:56,876 -You hold the sail like this. -Right. 803 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,269 When you jump on, 804 00:50:58,312 --> 00:51:01,402 try to keep the mast and your weight forward, 805 00:51:01,446 --> 00:51:03,579 pulling with your back hand. 806 00:51:05,668 --> 00:51:07,495 And you start to move. 807 00:51:07,539 --> 00:51:09,106 Like this. 808 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:11,456 -See? -Oh yeah, I see. 809 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:14,764 How do you get it to go faster? 810 00:51:14,807 --> 00:51:16,504 Lean your weight out 811 00:51:16,548 --> 00:51:20,334 and keep shedding in till the sail is set at the maximized height 812 00:51:20,378 --> 00:51:21,988 of the wind direction. 813 00:51:22,815 --> 00:51:24,164 Hi! 814 00:51:24,991 --> 00:51:26,689 Whoo-hoo! 815 00:51:49,537 --> 00:51:53,672 ANNOUNCER: Now the twentieth round of the third competition on Trigg Beach. 816 00:51:53,716 --> 00:51:57,110 The top 25 competitors will qualify for the World Classic. 817 00:51:57,154 --> 00:51:59,678 P.C., you gotta sign up, mate. 818 00:51:59,722 --> 00:52:03,334 Don't forget, it's just the semis, so save yourself for the World Classic. 819 00:52:03,377 --> 00:52:06,163 -You seen Jade? -Jade? Forget Jade. 820 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:08,034 The only one you gotta watch is Coyote. 821 00:52:08,078 --> 00:52:10,167 Yeah, P.C. Kill the bastard. 822 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:12,038 Take it easy The guy saved my ass. 823 00:52:12,082 --> 00:52:14,867 I'm only saying you could kill him in the World Classic. 824 00:52:14,911 --> 00:52:17,435 ANNOUNCER: Good performance by Bullard... 825 00:52:18,392 --> 00:52:20,830 Look, you got nothing to worry about. 826 00:52:20,873 --> 00:52:23,484 Coyote's just not that good, mate. 827 00:52:24,616 --> 00:52:27,401 ANNOUNCER: Here's Coyote Philips, with the sail. 828 00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:30,187 He's been performing really well the past couple of days. 829 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:34,060 He's certainly proves his recent trip to Hawaii. 830 00:52:34,104 --> 00:52:37,803 Coyote has won the last three competitions on the east coast. 831 00:52:37,847 --> 00:52:40,632 He's a true professional and leaves nothing to chance. 832 00:52:43,983 --> 00:52:45,376 [CROWD CHATTERING] 833 00:52:45,419 --> 00:52:47,726 ANNOUNCER: What a performance by Coyote. 834 00:52:47,770 --> 00:52:50,468 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 835 00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:56,561 ANNOUNCER: The judges have seated him in league three. 836 00:52:56,604 --> 00:52:59,607 A convincing win by Coyote Philips. 837 00:52:59,651 --> 00:53:03,350 [CHEERING] [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 838 00:53:03,394 --> 00:53:05,875 ANNOUNCER: Better luck next time... 839 00:53:05,918 --> 00:53:07,485 With that brilliant performance, 840 00:53:07,528 --> 00:53:11,228 Coyote is in the top seat in the World Classic. 841 00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:14,927 Next up, the hot global favorite, P.C. Simpson. 842 00:53:14,971 --> 00:53:17,016 -Hey! -That's us, mate. 843 00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:19,149 -Go, P.C. -ANNOUNCER: He's got a strong following. 844 00:53:19,192 --> 00:53:21,760 However, he's been absent lately. 845 00:53:23,283 --> 00:53:24,850 [WHISPERING] Hey, put this tape on. 846 00:53:24,894 --> 00:53:26,722 [INDISTINCT] 847 00:53:26,765 --> 00:53:28,506 ANNOUNCER: Looks like Coyote has really got him worried. 848 00:53:28,549 --> 00:53:31,161 Given his past performances, I think he can take him down. 849 00:53:31,204 --> 00:53:33,641 [ JAWSMUSIC] 850 00:53:35,818 --> 00:53:38,342 [ JAWSMUSIC] 851 00:53:39,082 --> 00:53:40,910 [LAUGHING] 852 00:53:41,867 --> 00:53:44,304 -Don't let them get to you. -Meat heads. 853 00:53:44,348 --> 00:53:46,611 [ JAWSMUSIC] 854 00:53:46,654 --> 00:53:49,135 -Okay, you're up. -Strut your stuff, mate. 855 00:53:49,179 --> 00:53:51,094 -Give them heaps. -[CHEERING ON] 856 00:53:51,137 --> 00:53:53,879 LURCH: Concentrate your energies. 857 00:53:53,923 --> 00:53:56,926 ANNOUNCER: One of our top windsurfers... 858 00:53:56,969 --> 00:53:58,362 Go for it! 859 00:53:58,405 --> 00:54:00,277 [CHEERING] 860 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,409 [CROWD CHANTING] P.C., P.C... 861 00:54:02,453 --> 00:54:04,672 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 862 00:54:04,716 --> 00:54:06,936 [CROWD CHATTERING] 863 00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:36,530 [DOOR OPENING] 864 00:54:39,969 --> 00:54:41,448 Hi. 865 00:54:45,713 --> 00:54:47,846 Mmm... Nice evening. 866 00:54:47,890 --> 00:54:50,327 It won't last. There's a big low coming. 867 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:53,243 Great, so we'll stay home and get drunk. 868 00:54:53,765 --> 00:54:55,288 What's that for? 869 00:54:55,332 --> 00:54:56,855 The semis. 870 00:54:56,899 --> 00:54:58,161 I lost. 871 00:54:58,204 --> 00:54:59,727 I know. 872 00:55:01,773 --> 00:55:03,644 Where were you? 873 00:55:03,688 --> 00:55:06,169 -Working. -Oh, of course. 874 00:55:06,212 --> 00:55:08,171 So, why are we celebrating? 875 00:55:08,214 --> 00:55:11,087 Who the hell says only winners can celebrate? 876 00:55:11,130 --> 00:55:12,828 You think I'm a loser now, right? 877 00:55:12,871 --> 00:55:15,134 What do you think? 878 00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:18,181 I know I could thrash Coyote in the right wind. 879 00:55:18,834 --> 00:55:20,096 Oh... 880 00:55:20,139 --> 00:55:21,314 The wind was wrong. 881 00:55:21,358 --> 00:55:23,099 He was cheating, you know. 882 00:55:23,142 --> 00:55:27,190 Blind Freddy could have seen it. He dropped in on me three times. 883 00:55:27,233 --> 00:55:28,931 Well, I guess it's a tough sport. 884 00:55:28,974 --> 00:55:31,498 Yeah, all right. 885 00:55:31,542 --> 00:55:34,458 So I've had a little turn of luck or something. 886 00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:37,113 Superstitious crap. 887 00:55:37,156 --> 00:55:38,854 Crap, is it? 888 00:55:38,897 --> 00:55:40,681 You know, it seems kind of strange to me... 889 00:55:40,725 --> 00:55:42,379 Everything is going just great till you come along, 890 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:44,381 all of the sudden, I'm surfing like a bloody clown. 891 00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:47,863 Okay, would you kindly punch me in the face and then let up? 892 00:55:50,822 --> 00:55:54,304 If Howard had just had the board finished, I might have had an edge, but... 893 00:55:54,347 --> 00:55:56,132 Howard? 894 00:55:56,175 --> 00:55:59,744 You mean the poor guy who stays up all night, designing toys for you? 895 00:55:59,787 --> 00:56:03,487 Neglecting his job so that P.C. Simpson will look hot on the day. 896 00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:04,792 You're blaming Howard now? 897 00:56:04,836 --> 00:56:07,578 I was saying, if Howard had the board finished. 898 00:56:07,621 --> 00:56:09,754 Okay, yeah... If, if, if... 899 00:56:09,797 --> 00:56:11,756 If it isn't the wind to blame, it's the surf. 900 00:56:11,799 --> 00:56:13,976 If it isn't the surf to blame, it's the sharks. 901 00:56:14,019 --> 00:56:17,327 -Or the board or Coyote or me... -Go ahead... 902 00:56:17,370 --> 00:56:20,896 It never even occurs to you that whenever something goes wrong in P.C.'s life, 903 00:56:20,939 --> 00:56:23,463 there's only one person who's always there. 904 00:56:29,382 --> 00:56:31,123 [EXHALING] 905 00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:33,909 Look, P.C... 906 00:56:34,692 --> 00:56:36,912 I like you a lot. 907 00:56:39,175 --> 00:56:42,874 You've got everything in the world going for you. 908 00:56:42,918 --> 00:56:47,183 But I just don't like this side of you. 909 00:56:47,226 --> 00:56:49,968 I want a relationship with a man, not... 910 00:56:50,012 --> 00:56:52,101 Not a little brat who's gonna throw his dummy in the dirt 911 00:56:52,144 --> 00:56:54,581 when everything doesn't go exactly his way. 912 00:56:54,625 --> 00:56:55,931 Fine. 913 00:56:55,974 --> 00:56:57,323 Fine. 914 00:56:57,367 --> 00:56:59,499 Then fuck off. 915 00:57:04,896 --> 00:57:06,593 Okay. 916 00:57:12,556 --> 00:57:14,166 [DOOR CLOSING] 917 00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:17,039 [SMASHING] 918 00:57:23,219 --> 00:57:25,047 [CAR DRIVING AWAY] 919 00:57:34,926 --> 00:57:36,449 [BEEPING] 920 00:57:36,493 --> 00:57:38,712 ALARM CLOCK: It's now six o'clock. 921 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:43,717 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPING LUIGI BOCCHERINI'S MINUETTO] 922 00:57:46,024 --> 00:57:48,070 Oh, God. 923 00:57:53,118 --> 00:57:55,294 [DISTORTED BUZZING SOUNDS] 924 00:57:55,338 --> 00:57:56,904 DISTORTED VOICE: Six... Six... 925 00:58:06,175 --> 00:58:07,785 Shit. 926 00:58:07,828 --> 00:58:09,265 MESSAGE MACHINE: Hi, this is Jade. 927 00:58:09,308 --> 00:58:11,136 Jade, hi. I'm glad I called you. 928 00:58:11,180 --> 00:58:13,269 If you'd like to leave a message after the beep, 929 00:58:13,312 --> 00:58:15,271 [BEEPING] 930 00:58:16,315 --> 00:58:18,100 [BEEPING] 931 00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:23,409 [GRUMBLING] 932 00:58:25,237 --> 00:58:26,586 Eight... 933 00:58:26,630 --> 00:58:28,806 Seven... Six... 934 00:58:29,111 --> 00:58:30,677 Five... 935 00:58:30,721 --> 00:58:31,852 Four... 936 00:58:33,898 --> 00:58:35,073 [GASPS] 937 00:58:35,117 --> 00:58:36,988 [TIRES SCREECHING] 938 00:58:52,003 --> 00:58:54,701 -The bird called Kathy... -It's cute. 939 00:58:54,745 --> 00:58:56,442 Grab it. 940 00:58:56,486 --> 00:58:58,096 -Don't worry, lady. -Come on. 941 00:58:58,140 --> 00:58:59,924 Good boy, come on. 942 00:58:59,967 --> 00:59:01,969 -Here you go. -Come on, birdie. 943 00:59:02,013 --> 00:59:04,189 MAN: Come on, come one... 944 00:59:05,930 --> 00:59:07,932 WOMAN: Don't be silly. 945 00:59:07,975 --> 00:59:10,500 Hi hate to trouble you, Stewart, but Stewart Senior is on the war path about... 946 00:59:10,543 --> 00:59:11,762 The production report. 947 00:59:11,805 --> 00:59:14,025 He wants you to refine it. 948 00:59:14,678 --> 00:59:16,027 Hell... 949 00:59:16,071 --> 00:59:17,289 That's three reports I've got to get through today. 950 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:19,030 Yeah, okay. Leave it with me. 951 00:59:19,074 --> 00:59:21,119 You've got it. You've had it for a week. 952 00:59:21,163 --> 00:59:22,642 [PARROT SCREECHING] 953 00:59:22,686 --> 00:59:25,167 Right... Any idea what I might have done with it? 954 00:59:25,210 --> 00:59:27,169 [PARROT SCREECHING] 955 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:31,608 The annual report. It has to be proofed today. 956 00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:33,827 Not today... Thanks... No way. 957 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:36,613 Today... Mr. Simpson's orders. 958 00:59:40,312 --> 00:59:41,705 Look... 959 00:59:41,748 --> 00:59:43,707 I'll be back in a little while, okay? 960 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:46,666 -What about those reports? -They'll keep. 961 00:59:46,710 --> 00:59:48,407 Yes, but will your father? 962 00:59:48,451 --> 00:59:50,583 [PARROT SCREECHING] 963 01:00:17,262 --> 01:00:21,919 ♪ Ain't it funny How it seems to come Out of the blue 964 01:00:24,095 --> 01:00:29,492 ♪ Ain't it funny How you think you know But you never do 965 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:34,366 ♪ Ain't it funny How it always seems 966 01:00:37,021 --> 01:00:39,763 ♪ Love is never like 967 01:00:39,806 --> 01:00:43,462 ♪ Your dreams 968 01:00:43,506 --> 01:00:46,204 ♪ Love is never like 969 01:00:46,248 --> 01:00:50,077 ♪ Your dreams 970 01:00:50,121 --> 01:00:53,124 ♪ Love is never like 971 01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:57,563 ♪ Your dreams 972 01:01:13,318 --> 01:01:15,842 -Thanks for working late. -Don't mention it. 973 01:01:21,674 --> 01:01:23,415 [KNOCK AT THE DOOR] 974 01:01:24,111 --> 01:01:26,505 -Working back? -Yeah. 975 01:01:28,290 --> 01:01:30,988 How are you going on that production report? 976 01:01:32,163 --> 01:01:34,470 It'll be on your desk tomorrow, okay? 977 01:01:34,513 --> 01:01:36,646 It's a week overdue. That's not really... 978 01:01:36,689 --> 01:01:38,778 Look, I'm sorry. 979 01:01:38,822 --> 01:01:41,259 When is this World Classic? 980 01:01:41,303 --> 01:01:43,000 What's that got to do with it? 981 01:01:43,043 --> 01:01:44,958 You're good when you've got people supporting you... 982 01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:46,612 Your fast, efficient... 983 01:01:46,656 --> 01:01:49,136 You're unconventional sometimes, but capable. 984 01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:50,877 Always capable. 985 01:01:51,530 --> 01:01:53,358 Until now. 986 01:01:53,402 --> 01:01:55,186 What's going on? 987 01:01:55,230 --> 01:01:56,666 Nothing's going on. 988 01:01:56,709 --> 01:01:58,276 If you're getting behind... 989 01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,973 Dad, will you get off my back? 990 01:02:00,017 --> 01:02:02,454 Geez, everybody is hassling me. 991 01:02:21,865 --> 01:02:23,170 Wanna talk about it? 992 01:02:23,214 --> 01:02:24,824 [PAPER CRUMPLING] 993 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:30,613 Whether you want to talk or not, I think it's about time we had a quiet word. 994 01:02:30,656 --> 01:02:33,006 Crikey, I slipped behind one lousy report. 995 01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:36,358 Five lousy reports, not to mention the billings takeover. 996 01:02:36,401 --> 01:02:38,142 Ease up, will you, Miss Dodge? 997 01:02:38,185 --> 01:02:41,319 Outside office hours, you can play whatever game you please 998 01:02:41,363 --> 01:02:44,148 but Simpson Engineering is your father's game 999 01:02:44,191 --> 01:02:47,020 and here, you play by his rules. 1000 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:48,457 His rules? 1001 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:51,068 All he ever thinks about is Simpson bloody Engineering. 1002 01:02:51,111 --> 01:02:53,897 When's he ever taken an interest in my life? 1003 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:55,942 How would you know if he did? 1004 01:02:55,986 --> 01:03:00,556 He just asked you when the contest was and you assumed he was hassling you. 1005 01:03:00,599 --> 01:03:02,993 Why else would he mention it? 1006 01:03:03,036 --> 01:03:05,082 Maybe he's interested in you. 1007 01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:07,693 Oh, please. 1008 01:03:07,737 --> 01:03:11,262 You don't know shit from shoe polish, do you? 1009 01:03:11,306 --> 01:03:14,352 Do you remember the Bells Beach Competition in '83? 1010 01:03:14,396 --> 01:03:16,398 You just took off and left me to cover for you? 1011 01:03:16,441 --> 01:03:19,357 That's okay, that's fine. That's what I do... Cover for people. 1012 01:03:20,532 --> 01:03:23,753 Do you know where your father was that weekend? 1013 01:03:23,796 --> 01:03:25,537 How would I know? I was at the Bells. 1014 01:03:25,581 --> 01:03:28,714 So was he and if you'd been interested in anybody but yourself 1015 01:03:28,758 --> 01:03:31,108 you might have noticed him there. 1016 01:03:33,632 --> 01:03:34,981 Well, he never told me that. 1017 01:03:35,025 --> 01:03:37,027 It's not his way. 1018 01:03:37,070 --> 01:03:40,030 You should know, you're both the same. 1019 01:03:40,073 --> 01:03:42,859 He was asking about the competition because he wants you to do your best 1020 01:03:42,902 --> 01:03:45,383 and he was worried that you had too much work. 1021 01:03:45,427 --> 01:03:49,735 -That's not how I took it. -You can take it from me, that's how it was meant. 1022 01:03:49,779 --> 01:03:52,259 No wonder you're having trouble with your love life. 1023 01:03:52,303 --> 01:03:54,087 That's got nothing to do with this. 1024 01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:56,786 It's got everything to do with this. 1025 01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:02,574 How can you expect to come to terms with a woman 1026 01:04:02,618 --> 01:04:05,403 and have a stable relationship, when you... 1027 01:04:05,447 --> 01:04:08,537 you can't even communicate with your own father? 1028 01:04:08,580 --> 01:04:10,321 What do you mean? 1029 01:04:10,365 --> 01:04:14,325 When was the last time you asked him how things were going? 1030 01:04:15,631 --> 01:04:17,415 I don't know. 1031 01:04:17,459 --> 01:04:19,374 You see? 1032 01:04:19,417 --> 01:04:22,159 You don't consider other people. You don't give a stuff about their needs. 1033 01:04:22,202 --> 01:04:25,771 You're focused on P.C. and to hell with everyone else. 1034 01:04:25,815 --> 01:04:27,512 Stewart... 1035 01:04:27,556 --> 01:04:29,035 Yes? 1036 01:04:31,386 --> 01:04:33,170 Stewart... 1037 01:04:36,391 --> 01:04:40,395 You've got something eating away inside of you. 1038 01:04:41,657 --> 01:04:44,573 Whatever it is, it's unfinished, isn't it? 1039 01:04:48,272 --> 01:04:49,882 Well, finish it. 1040 01:04:49,926 --> 01:04:52,363 Once and for all. 1041 01:04:54,670 --> 01:04:58,325 Do you read me or shall I spell it out? 1042 01:05:01,677 --> 01:05:03,592 I read you. 1043 01:05:05,681 --> 01:05:07,073 Good. 1044 01:05:26,397 --> 01:05:28,094 [PARROT SQUEAKING] 1045 01:05:29,052 --> 01:05:31,184 [PARROT TALKING] 1046 01:05:31,707 --> 01:05:32,708 G'day. 1047 01:05:37,060 --> 01:05:38,801 I see you ended up with the bird. 1048 01:05:39,976 --> 01:05:41,368 Yeah. 1049 01:05:42,587 --> 01:05:44,459 Fine pets, galahs. 1050 01:05:45,285 --> 01:05:46,939 Very affectionate. 1051 01:05:48,114 --> 01:05:49,464 And intelligent. 1052 01:05:52,292 --> 01:05:54,469 So, how's the old clanker coming along? 1053 01:05:55,165 --> 01:05:58,211 It's looking really good. 1054 01:05:58,255 --> 01:06:01,084 I remember when you used to let me sit behind the wheel. 1055 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:03,869 Yeah. 1056 01:06:03,913 --> 01:06:08,265 You know, I spent two years just tracking down this windscreen surround. 1057 01:06:09,266 --> 01:06:10,702 Now... 1058 01:06:11,442 --> 01:06:13,052 Well... 1059 01:06:13,096 --> 01:06:14,924 Nearly finished. 1060 01:06:16,012 --> 01:06:18,014 What'll you do then? 1061 01:06:19,624 --> 01:06:22,148 To tell you the truth, I don't know. 1062 01:06:27,676 --> 01:06:31,984 So, how'd you finally solve that problem you had with the supercharger? 1063 01:06:32,855 --> 01:06:34,813 [SIGHING] 1064 01:06:34,857 --> 01:06:37,163 It's kind of a long story. 1065 01:06:38,513 --> 01:06:40,645 I've got time, Dad. 1066 01:06:40,689 --> 01:06:42,212 Hmm? 1067 01:06:44,127 --> 01:06:46,129 Come have a beer. 1068 01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:49,567 Well... 1069 01:06:49,611 --> 01:06:52,178 First of all, I thought it was... 1070 01:06:52,222 --> 01:06:54,441 A bearing of some sort... 1071 01:06:54,485 --> 01:06:57,488 Then... [EXPLAINING CAR PROBLEM] 1072 01:06:57,532 --> 01:06:59,795 [CHUCKLING] 1073 01:07:15,375 --> 01:07:17,203 Hi, guys. 1074 01:07:19,249 --> 01:07:20,685 is Jade around? 1075 01:07:22,818 --> 01:07:24,471 Don't think so. 1076 01:07:25,211 --> 01:07:27,083 Any idea where I can find her? 1077 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:28,606 No. 1078 01:07:28,650 --> 01:07:32,610 Hey, I know you. I've seen you on the cover of... You're... 1079 01:07:32,654 --> 01:07:34,351 P.C. Simpson. 1080 01:07:34,394 --> 01:07:37,136 -Yeah... Right. -Listen, will you tell Jade I was looking for her? 1081 01:07:37,180 --> 01:07:38,877 -Sure. -Thanks. 1082 01:07:38,921 --> 01:07:40,357 Tell me something, P.C. 1083 01:07:41,532 --> 01:07:42,707 What's that? 1084 01:07:42,751 --> 01:07:44,013 Where are we? 1085 01:07:45,536 --> 01:07:47,451 Shelter Records, man. 1086 01:07:47,494 --> 01:07:50,280 Thank God for that. 1087 01:07:50,323 --> 01:07:52,804 Tell Jade I stopped by, okay? 1088 01:07:53,239 --> 01:07:55,459 Sure thing, P.C. 1089 01:07:56,721 --> 01:07:58,244 Sure thing. 1090 01:08:04,990 --> 01:08:06,731 Who's P.C. Simpson? 1091 01:08:06,775 --> 01:08:08,603 Racecar driver. 1092 01:08:08,646 --> 01:08:09,691 Oh. 1093 01:08:10,909 --> 01:08:13,129 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 1094 01:08:25,228 --> 01:08:27,534 It's not good enough, Howard. 1095 01:08:27,578 --> 01:08:30,363 Well, hell. What are you gonna do with it, P.C.? 1096 01:08:30,407 --> 01:08:33,062 -I'm not sure we can do any better. -You can do it better. 1097 01:08:33,105 --> 01:08:34,803 I knew you'd say that. 1098 01:08:34,846 --> 01:08:37,370 He's right, Howard. 1099 01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:41,200 Why don't we construct the mast in carbon fiber? 1100 01:08:41,244 --> 01:08:43,072 -Really beef up the strings. -Yep. 1101 01:08:43,115 --> 01:08:46,597 Of course I've thought of carbon fiber, but it's too expensive. 1102 01:08:47,859 --> 01:08:50,427 There's no sense in doing something half-assed. 1103 01:08:50,470 --> 01:08:55,432 Besides, I'm beginning to think there's a market for these things. 1104 01:08:55,475 --> 01:08:58,217 Of course, if we're using carbon fiber, there's no problem. 1105 01:08:58,261 --> 01:09:00,002 No problem. 1106 01:09:07,923 --> 01:09:11,143 Hey, be careful with that. That's high-potency stuff. 1107 01:09:11,187 --> 01:09:13,711 You give your board a hot coat of that the night before the contest. 1108 01:09:13,755 --> 01:09:15,495 -All right? -Yep. 1109 01:09:15,539 --> 01:09:18,673 It's like superglue. We had a slight embarrassment with it yesterday. 1110 01:09:21,327 --> 01:09:23,112 Coming... [GRUNTING] 1111 01:09:24,722 --> 01:09:26,637 HOWARD: That's right... 1112 01:09:27,290 --> 01:09:29,596 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] 1113 01:09:40,564 --> 01:09:42,740 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] Get maximum lift... 1114 01:09:42,784 --> 01:09:43,872 -Right. -Right. 1115 01:09:47,658 --> 01:09:49,878 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] 1116 01:09:59,844 --> 01:10:01,324 That's great! 1117 01:10:07,243 --> 01:10:09,811 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] 1118 01:10:09,854 --> 01:10:11,813 -All right! -How's it going? 1119 01:10:46,456 --> 01:10:49,067 This is a rough beach, P.C. 1120 01:10:49,764 --> 01:10:51,200 That's why we're here! 1121 01:10:53,245 --> 01:10:56,771 Check out those rocks! 1122 01:10:56,814 --> 01:10:59,904 Look, P.C., we know it's strong. You know how to do this. 1123 01:10:59,948 --> 01:11:02,341 Today we test, tomorrow we win. 1124 01:11:02,777 --> 01:11:05,214 Hey, that's P.C. 1125 01:11:05,257 --> 01:11:07,782 All right, if there's any trouble at all, 1126 01:11:07,825 --> 01:11:10,654 just give the signal and we'll pluck you out with the chopper. 1127 01:11:10,697 --> 01:11:12,525 -Got it. -Stand by. 1128 01:11:12,569 --> 01:11:14,919 Watch out for the fish. 1129 01:11:16,529 --> 01:11:19,619 Howard, those bloody fish better watch out for me. 1130 01:12:30,386 --> 01:12:32,388 [PHONE RINGING] 1131 01:12:33,302 --> 01:12:34,912 [PHONE RINGING] 1132 01:12:34,956 --> 01:12:36,566 ANSWERING MACHINE: Hi, this is Jade. 1133 01:12:36,609 --> 01:12:38,481 -Hi. -I'm not here at the moment, 1134 01:12:38,524 --> 01:12:40,396 but if you'd like to leave a message after the beep, 1135 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:42,485 I'll try and get straight back to you. 1136 01:12:42,528 --> 01:12:43,921 [BEEP] 1137 01:12:43,965 --> 01:12:45,836 Jade, it's P.C. 1138 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,708 I got your album. It's a winner. Congratulations. 1139 01:12:50,623 --> 01:12:52,495 Listen... 1140 01:12:52,538 --> 01:12:55,280 I'm really sorry about what happened between us. 1141 01:12:56,107 --> 01:12:58,457 I... 1142 01:12:58,501 --> 01:13:01,025 Well, I don't know what else to say except... 1143 01:13:01,069 --> 01:13:03,332 I miss you. 1144 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:06,552 And I've thrown my dummy away. 1145 01:13:06,596 --> 01:13:09,686 So, if you're not too busy getting famous, maybe you'd like to get together soon... 1146 01:13:09,729 --> 01:13:10,730 [BEEP] 1147 01:13:12,558 --> 01:13:14,386 Bugger it. 1148 01:13:30,402 --> 01:13:31,926 Good, good. 1149 01:13:37,105 --> 01:13:39,107 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1150 01:13:41,674 --> 01:13:43,328 Five to ten on Peel. 1151 01:13:43,372 --> 01:13:45,113 Five? 1152 01:13:45,156 --> 01:13:46,723 You are what you eat. 1153 01:13:46,766 --> 01:13:49,987 Raw fruit and vegetables, nothing else. 1154 01:13:50,031 --> 01:13:52,120 Yeah, you're pretty raw, Lurch. 1155 01:13:52,163 --> 01:13:53,904 The real deal. 1156 01:13:54,687 --> 01:13:56,167 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1157 01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:02,391 MAN: What's she doing here? 1158 01:14:02,434 --> 01:14:05,263 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1159 01:14:10,703 --> 01:14:13,271 I'd like to place a hundred dollars on P.C. Simpson. 1160 01:14:13,315 --> 01:14:15,186 P.C... 1161 01:14:15,230 --> 01:14:17,319 It's your money, lady. 1162 01:14:24,326 --> 01:14:26,023 Hey! 1163 01:14:26,067 --> 01:14:29,505 Coyote says he's got something in his pocket he wants to show you. 1164 01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:31,028 It's not polite to turn down a gentleman. 1165 01:14:32,029 --> 01:14:34,336 Oh, he's tough. He can handle it. 1166 01:14:34,379 --> 01:14:35,815 And what'll I tell Coyote? 1167 01:14:37,339 --> 01:14:39,167 Just tell him to chew his arm. 1168 01:14:39,210 --> 01:14:41,125 [LAUGHTER] 1169 01:14:51,483 --> 01:14:54,138 You know, Rabbit, she knows something. 1170 01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:59,056 She said it... "Three-sixty." 1171 01:14:59,839 --> 01:15:01,754 P.C.'s not that bad. 1172 01:15:01,798 --> 01:15:05,193 I always reckoned he could give Coyote a run for his money. 1173 01:15:05,236 --> 01:15:06,498 Hmm... 1174 01:15:06,542 --> 01:15:08,413 P.C.'s hot... 1175 01:15:08,457 --> 01:15:10,981 Yeah, but how hot? 1176 01:15:11,025 --> 01:15:13,505 A hundred bucks at a hundred to one? 1177 01:15:13,549 --> 01:15:14,854 Shit! 1178 01:15:14,898 --> 01:15:17,074 MAN: A hundred to one P.C., A hundred to one P.C. 1179 01:15:17,118 --> 01:15:19,207 Mate, twenty bucks on P.C. 1180 01:15:19,250 --> 01:15:20,991 I have five on P.C.! 1181 01:15:21,035 --> 01:15:23,037 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 1182 01:15:26,997 --> 01:15:28,868 MAN: Eighteen bucks on P.C. 1183 01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:34,265 -[WHISPERING] There it is. -What a ripper... 1184 01:15:34,309 --> 01:15:36,398 Shh! 1185 01:15:36,441 --> 01:15:38,791 -RATSO: This way. -[CLATTERING, CAT MEOWING] 1186 01:16:06,558 --> 01:16:08,691 [PHONE RINGING] 1187 01:16:08,734 --> 01:16:11,128 -Hello. -Can I speak with P.C. Simpson? 1188 01:16:11,172 --> 01:16:12,999 Speaking. 1189 01:16:13,043 --> 01:16:15,045 WOMAN: I'm ringing from the judge's committee. 1190 01:16:15,089 --> 01:16:18,353 The venue for the World Classic has been changed to Mangera. 1191 01:16:18,396 --> 01:16:20,616 Mangera? What about Trigg? 1192 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:22,748 It was a toss up. 1193 01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:25,099 The caravans and news crews were already positioned at Mangera, 1194 01:16:25,142 --> 01:16:27,623 -so that fixed it. -Mangera... Right. Thanks for ringing. 1195 01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:29,103 -Sure thing. -Thanks. 1196 01:16:33,977 --> 01:16:38,590 ANNOUNCER: Advise all parents to keep children well back from the water's edge... 1197 01:16:40,766 --> 01:16:42,942 Keep your children away from the water. 1198 01:16:44,292 --> 01:16:45,902 MANGLES: [MOUTH FULL] P.C.! 1199 01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:48,687 What the hell are you doing? 1200 01:16:48,731 --> 01:16:50,167 Yeah... P.C. 1201 01:16:50,211 --> 01:16:51,995 Listen, we got quite a little problem here. 1202 01:16:52,038 --> 01:16:55,216 -We're stuck. -Put that down right now, you bastards. 1203 01:16:55,259 --> 01:16:58,132 That's the problem, you see. We can't. 1204 01:16:58,175 --> 01:17:01,004 Help us out, will you, mate? Mangles has to take a piss. 1205 01:17:01,047 --> 01:17:03,224 [MOUTH FULL] Oh, my God. 1206 01:17:03,267 --> 01:17:04,877 What are you doing? 1207 01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:06,792 I'd like to help you out, guys, but I gotta go. 1208 01:17:08,577 --> 01:17:10,144 Stick with it, eh? 1209 01:17:10,187 --> 01:17:12,581 -P.C.! -[MOUTH FULL] Wait! 1210 01:17:12,624 --> 01:17:14,626 -[MUFFLED SPEECH] -Shut up, Mangles. 1211 01:17:14,670 --> 01:17:17,499 RATSO: P.C., do us a favor, mate! 1212 01:17:20,284 --> 01:17:23,418 ANNOUNCER: We have a beautiful day. Conditions couldn't be better. 1213 01:17:23,461 --> 01:17:25,855 The first event is the course racing. 1214 01:17:25,898 --> 01:17:28,684 The waves are starting to build, so we should see some exciting rides 1215 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:31,208 in the wave performance section. 1216 01:17:31,252 --> 01:17:34,472 This course racing event has attracted some of the largest seals we've seen in some time. 1217 01:17:37,171 --> 01:17:39,564 There's a big variation in equipment out there. 1218 01:17:39,608 --> 01:17:42,306 Some production boards, but the majority are custom. 1219 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:47,659 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 1220 01:17:48,704 --> 01:17:50,793 Camera three, zoom in on the bunnies. 1221 01:17:50,836 --> 01:17:53,883 Closer, closer... That's it. 1222 01:17:53,926 --> 01:17:56,320 Camera three! 1223 01:17:56,364 --> 01:17:58,540 Come on, fellas. He's over here. Let's get him. 1224 01:17:58,583 --> 01:18:00,977 Excuse me, excuse me... 1225 01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:04,676 I'm standing here with Coyote Philips, leading contender for the world title. 1226 01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:06,591 Coyote, we've just been talking to Tom Gilbert, 1227 01:18:06,635 --> 01:18:08,811 who reckons this P.C. Simpson is a real threat. 1228 01:18:08,854 --> 01:18:11,205 -What do you think? -[CHUCKLES] 1229 01:18:13,511 --> 01:18:16,471 I take that to mean you disagree then. 1230 01:18:16,514 --> 01:18:19,822 You reckon you got this one all set up then do you mate? 1231 01:18:21,258 --> 01:18:23,217 Well, there he goes, ladies and gentlemen. 1232 01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:24,870 Give me some beach cover. 1233 01:18:24,914 --> 01:18:26,481 Some beach cover someone. 1234 01:18:26,524 --> 01:18:29,919 [ANNOUNCER LISTING COMPETITORS] 1235 01:18:33,705 --> 01:18:35,577 -Hi, Jade. -Hi, have you seen P.C.? 1236 01:18:35,620 --> 01:18:38,797 Not yet, but plenty of time. His heat is not for another twenty minutes. 1237 01:18:38,841 --> 01:18:42,236 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 1238 01:18:51,723 --> 01:18:55,597 ANNOUNCER: They're off! Down to their boards and out to the first mark. 1239 01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:59,165 It's the orange one, you can see slightly to the right about 300 meters out. 1240 01:18:59,209 --> 01:19:01,820 It's the start to a remarkable course. 1241 01:19:01,864 --> 01:19:04,475 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 1242 01:19:04,519 --> 01:19:07,826 It's a pretty high leap and some have been having trouble getting up through the break. 1243 01:19:07,870 --> 01:19:09,828 Oh, what a shame. 1244 01:19:09,872 --> 01:19:13,528 It looks like a broken mast... 1245 01:19:13,571 --> 01:19:18,359 It looks like Peter Ride is in the lead and Bob Simmons a close second. 1246 01:19:18,402 --> 01:19:21,797 -What you looking at? -P.C. It's his championships. 1247 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:24,234 ANNOUNCER: Local Jimmy Barnes, only thirteen... 1248 01:19:24,278 --> 01:19:25,627 Young for this sort of competition. 1249 01:19:25,670 --> 01:19:27,890 Hey, give us a look. 1250 01:19:27,933 --> 01:19:29,283 Robbie Nash was only fourteen when he won his first world championship. 1251 01:19:29,718 --> 01:19:31,415 Where's P.C.? 1252 01:19:31,459 --> 01:19:33,417 [RADIO PLAYING] 1253 01:19:41,425 --> 01:19:45,386 RADIO: 32 degrees, remaining fine. We've got some strong breezes. 1254 01:19:45,429 --> 01:19:48,258 And just to fill you in on what's happening, we're doing a live 1255 01:19:48,302 --> 01:19:50,391 coverage of the action at Trigg Beach. 1256 01:19:50,434 --> 01:19:52,654 Trigg? 1257 01:19:52,697 --> 01:19:55,265 Competitors around the world are battling it out for the World Classic. 1258 01:20:02,490 --> 01:20:07,059 Will the contestants for heat four please assemble behind the judges' dais? 1259 01:20:07,103 --> 01:20:10,106 In heat four, the riders are not very evenly matched. 1260 01:20:10,149 --> 01:20:12,326 It should be a runaway win for McTavish. 1261 01:20:12,369 --> 01:20:15,764 The wind direction has changed slightly, but the angle is still very good. 1262 01:20:15,807 --> 01:20:18,027 -Hi. -Oh, hi. 1263 01:20:18,070 --> 01:20:21,073 Got any idea where he is? 1264 01:20:21,117 --> 01:20:24,120 We've seen some terrific performances and the best is yet to come. 1265 01:20:24,163 --> 01:20:26,383 [SHEEP BLEATING] 1266 01:20:28,211 --> 01:20:30,213 [SHEEP BLEATING] 1267 01:20:32,650 --> 01:20:34,957 [DOG BARKING] 1268 01:20:46,838 --> 01:20:48,231 Whoa! 1269 01:20:53,628 --> 01:20:56,674 -Where's P.C.? -He must be coming soon. 1270 01:20:56,718 --> 01:20:59,111 ANNOUNCER: It's almost impossible to get through the shore break. 1271 01:20:59,764 --> 01:21:01,200 I hope he's all right. 1272 01:21:01,244 --> 01:21:02,506 I'd... 1273 01:21:02,550 --> 01:21:05,901 I'd like to see you all in the boardroom. 1274 01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:09,078 ANNOUNCER: Watson's out of his league here... 1275 01:21:09,121 --> 01:21:12,386 He lacks the form and style that McTavish... 1276 01:21:13,474 --> 01:21:15,824 Wow, what a great start off. 1277 01:21:15,867 --> 01:21:19,393 He's certainly surprising us with his flare. 1278 01:21:21,307 --> 01:21:23,135 NICK: "Gimme, gimme, gimme... 1279 01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:24,833 "All your love. 1280 01:21:24,876 --> 01:21:27,705 "Tell it, tell it, tell it to the stars above." 1281 01:21:27,749 --> 01:21:30,447 Beautiful. Shakes me up, Nick. 1282 01:21:30,491 --> 01:21:32,362 -I got a verse. -Yeah, right. 1283 01:21:32,406 --> 01:21:33,929 "Nights that's cool... 1284 01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:35,452 "and days that's muggy..." 1285 01:21:35,496 --> 01:21:37,062 Good, good... 1286 01:21:37,106 --> 01:21:40,065 "Make, make, make, make, make me feel... 1287 01:21:40,109 --> 01:21:41,415 "huggy." 1288 01:21:41,806 --> 01:21:43,068 Huggy? 1289 01:21:43,112 --> 01:21:44,679 All right, smart ass. 1290 01:21:44,722 --> 01:21:47,377 You got a better rhyme for muggy? 1291 01:21:47,421 --> 01:21:48,683 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1292 01:21:49,553 --> 01:21:51,163 Buggy. 1293 01:21:51,207 --> 01:21:53,296 -Yeah. -Good one. 1294 01:21:53,339 --> 01:21:55,167 Buggy, that's great. 1295 01:22:05,047 --> 01:22:08,703 ANNOUNCER: Competitors are preparing their boards for the next competition. 1296 01:22:08,746 --> 01:22:10,748 How's he doing? Has he had his first heat yet? 1297 01:22:11,314 --> 01:22:13,447 Well, sir, he... 1298 01:22:14,883 --> 01:22:16,624 That's right, he... 1299 01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:18,800 He what? He what? 1300 01:22:18,843 --> 01:22:21,367 He hasn't exactly shown up yet. 1301 01:22:21,411 --> 01:22:23,108 Hasn't shown up? 1302 01:22:23,413 --> 01:22:24,545 Why not? 1303 01:22:26,677 --> 01:22:28,766 [HORNS HONKING] 1304 01:22:35,599 --> 01:22:37,383 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1305 01:22:40,125 --> 01:22:41,910 [HORNS HONKING] 1306 01:22:48,612 --> 01:22:50,092 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1307 01:23:03,801 --> 01:23:05,847 Whoa! 1308 01:23:18,207 --> 01:23:20,470 [CHEERING] 1309 01:23:20,514 --> 01:23:22,341 Yeah, but I'm sure he's on his way. 1310 01:23:22,385 --> 01:23:26,302 Well, he better get a move on. He's about to miss his elimination heat. 1311 01:23:26,345 --> 01:23:29,261 Repeat... Last call for all competitors in heat seven. 1312 01:23:44,625 --> 01:23:47,845 Well, can't you just move him to a later heat or something? 1313 01:23:47,889 --> 01:23:49,543 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 1314 01:23:49,586 --> 01:23:51,414 Sorry? What do you mean, sorry? 1315 01:23:51,457 --> 01:23:53,547 -He's the all time favorite! -P.C. Simpson has failed to show 1316 01:23:53,590 --> 01:23:55,679 and has been automatically disqualified. 1317 01:23:55,723 --> 01:23:57,333 [CHEERING] 1318 01:23:57,376 --> 01:23:59,553 P.C. Simpson disqualified. 1319 01:23:59,596 --> 01:24:01,772 -A lot of disappointed people here today. -Disqualified? 1320 01:24:01,816 --> 01:24:03,252 P.C.'s got a very big following. 1321 01:24:04,340 --> 01:24:06,168 RABBIT: Oh, come on! 1322 01:24:06,211 --> 01:24:07,865 Give him a break! Just another three minutes. 1323 01:24:07,909 --> 01:24:09,606 What's it to you? 1324 01:24:09,650 --> 01:24:12,087 [SCOFFING] Gee. 1325 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:14,393 -Cut to camera four. -You sure? Three is back. 1326 01:24:14,437 --> 01:24:15,699 Cut to camera four. 1327 01:24:15,743 --> 01:24:17,658 REPORTER: Good evening, Steve. 1328 01:24:17,701 --> 01:24:20,965 It appears that Coyote Philips is performing superbly out there. 1329 01:24:21,009 --> 01:24:25,317 And I think he has this ride... 1330 01:24:25,361 --> 01:24:28,538 Without P.C. Simpson running, looks like Philips will take the crown. 1331 01:24:28,582 --> 01:24:30,845 He's gotta be around here somewhere. 1332 01:24:30,888 --> 01:24:34,500 It looks like we have a winner by default. 1333 01:24:34,544 --> 01:24:36,720 What do you reckon has happened, Rabbit? 1334 01:24:36,764 --> 01:24:38,853 It has just been brought to my attention that a rider has come into the field 1335 01:24:38,896 --> 01:24:40,768 who is not in the competition. 1336 01:24:40,811 --> 01:24:44,293 He is not supposed to be in the performer's area... 1337 01:24:44,336 --> 01:24:46,077 Wait, that's him! 1338 01:25:06,489 --> 01:25:07,969 It's him! 1339 01:25:09,753 --> 01:25:11,320 Camera... 1340 01:25:11,363 --> 01:25:12,669 Two. 1341 01:25:12,713 --> 01:25:13,931 Hey, who's that? 1342 01:25:13,975 --> 01:25:16,412 -Where? -There, on camera one. 1343 01:25:16,455 --> 01:25:18,501 Camera four, pan in on the new guy. 1344 01:25:28,337 --> 01:25:29,904 -Who is that? -I don't know. 1345 01:25:29,947 --> 01:25:31,993 He's not here. 1346 01:25:32,036 --> 01:25:32,950 I don't know what he's doing out there but it sure looks great. 1347 01:25:40,741 --> 01:25:42,525 Look! Look, it's P.C.! 1348 01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:44,353 Where? 1349 01:25:46,007 --> 01:25:47,312 Let the judges be reminded he's not in the running. 1350 01:25:47,356 --> 01:25:49,793 He failed to show at the start... 1351 01:25:49,837 --> 01:25:53,275 He's clearly putting in a better performance, disqualified or not. 1352 01:25:58,715 --> 01:26:00,717 Hey, Coyote, you bastard! 1353 01:26:00,761 --> 01:26:02,066 Move over! 1354 01:26:10,771 --> 01:26:12,207 See that? 1355 01:26:41,758 --> 01:26:43,717 You've lost your form, mate! 1356 01:26:54,075 --> 01:26:56,251 Give me a wide shot on camera four. 1357 01:26:56,599 --> 01:26:57,731 Go. 1358 01:27:31,547 --> 01:27:33,505 [CHEERING] 1359 01:27:36,378 --> 01:27:38,946 Coming for a loop, and... 1360 01:27:42,601 --> 01:27:45,604 He's down... Completely caught up by the wave. 1361 01:27:45,648 --> 01:27:47,171 get a load of that. 1362 01:27:47,215 --> 01:27:49,260 Did you see that? 1363 01:27:49,304 --> 01:27:51,219 He's fine! 1364 01:27:51,262 --> 01:27:55,353 And...look! He does a three-sixty with a perfect landing! 1365 01:27:55,963 --> 01:27:57,834 [CHEERING] 1366 01:27:57,878 --> 01:28:01,229 -A perfect, complete, landing.-He did it, mate! 1367 01:28:01,272 --> 01:28:02,491 He did it! 1368 01:28:03,013 --> 01:28:04,972 [APPLAUDING] 1369 01:28:20,726 --> 01:28:22,990 [CHEERING] 1370 01:28:32,695 --> 01:28:35,916 [ECSTATIC CHEERING] 96572

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