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Look at the stash
this Fitzsimmons kid had.
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Lucky bastard.
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I had to jerk off to the
Indian girl on the butter box.
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We won't be
taking any legal action.
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He said it was an accident,
and I'm inclined to believe him.
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He seems like a good boy,
unlike your other son.
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Thank you, sir.
You hear that, you jackals?
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The man with the badge said it.
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This five-alarm fire
was not the boy's fault!
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The witch hunt is over!
My son is innocent!
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What the fuck did you
do, you pyromaniac?!
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It was an accident!
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An accident is clipping a guy
changing his tire on the interstate
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who was wearing dark clothes
and he didn't light a flare.
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Then it turns out he's a cop, so
it'll be his word against yours,
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and who do you think the
judge is gonna believe? Huh?
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So you keep going,
and you get your fender
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painted in a different
state. That is an accident!
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OK! I wanted to prove you were wrong
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- when you called me a little pussy.
- I... I never said that!
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How did he hear you say that?
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I can't find the dog anywhere!
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I think he ran away when
the fireworks exploded!
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Ah, Jesus. Oh, no, buddy...
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Oh, so help me God, if I
started building walls today
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and didn't stop for the next ten years,
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there still wouldn't be enough of them
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- to fucking put you through!
- Hang on, hang on, hang on.
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We're all forgetting
something very important.
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I am now the good son.
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Deal with it.
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Hey, make yourself useful.
Go light your brother's cape on fire.
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1x06 - "Holy Moly Night"
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Rosie, you have
every reason to be mad at me.
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But we're down to the wire now.
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We both know if you guys strike at
midnight, the airline will not survive.
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Dad, keep it down. I can't
concentrate on my drawing.
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Shut up.
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Pogo is presenting my
proposal to Dunbarton.
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If you can get your guys behind it,
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we can avert the strike
and save all our jobs.
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You happy now? I just
gave the dog two dicks.
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Now someone's gonna bring
us a double-dicked dog!
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Hey!
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Don't talk like that
in front of your sister.
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Ow! I'm outta here anyway.
I have a job to go to.
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Because now I'm the responsible son!
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Oh, shit, I'm an hour late.
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Thanks, Rosie. That means a lot.
I'll see you there.
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'Tis the day before Christmas!
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Mwah.
I'm so excited. And late.
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- It's OK, Sue.
- No.
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I admit, I've got some catching
up to do as far as the decorating.
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It's only natural. You've
been busy working your job.
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Which I am 100 percent behind.
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I know you are. I just got
a late start, that's all.
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I'll have us ready for our
Christmas party tonight.
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Honey, I really wish I could help you,
but Dunbarton called a meeting.
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It sounds like they're
gonna go for my proposal.
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- That's great.
- Yeah!
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I think we can wrap this
up in the next few hours.
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It's fine, I can get it done.
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Honey, we don't have to
do the party this year.
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Are you kidding me? This year
is more important than ever.
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We have some fence-mending to
do around this neighborhood.
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Speaking of which, the
Petersen's fence burned down.
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Fucking Bill.
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What time does Emperor Nero
have to be at church?
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Father Pat said 11:30.
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Well, he's gonna get there an
hour early. I got shit to do.
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Hey, Bill! Let's go!
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Hey, keep this guy away
from the punch bowl.
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Last year he tried to jump off the roof.
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Hey, Frank!
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Great. Get in the car and don't
touch the cigarette lighter.
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Frankie, I'm having
an outta-sight wing-ding later.
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Love it if you and Suzie-Q could come.
Forecast calls for "snow."
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Really?
Goddamn it, I just shoveled.
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The invite stands!
It's gonna be a blast.
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Hot cider, ice skating.
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Some of my dwarf buddies
are coming, they're wild.
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I saw one eat a two-pound steak once!
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- Here we are, in you go.
- Why do I have to be an altar boy?
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Ah, 'cause church will set you
straight. It's good for you.
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Then how come you never go?
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Because I already heard
those stories a hundred times.
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Look, if Jesus comes back and
he does some more magical shit,
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I'll come down and listen to that.
Now get in there.
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Stay away from the candles!
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Jesus!
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Jesus! Sorry, Lord.
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- That's OK, no biggie.
- What the fuck?
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I'm just pulling your leg.
By the way, that's two Hail Marys
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for the F-word or you're going to hell.
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I'm Father Pat.
Welcome to the flock.
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You'll be under the guidance
of our head altar boy.
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James!
Would you show Bill the ropes?
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Sure thing, Father. I'll show
him the shit outta the ropes.
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Major!
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- You see him, Kenny?
- Nope.
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Just tree candy.
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He's not gonna be in a tree hole, idiot!
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Well, I'm not thinking
straight. My diaper's froze.
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I'm sorry. Let's keep looking.
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If you'd been outside for
two days straight with no food
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and you were tired and cold,
where would you go?
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I've been outside for
two days with no food.
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I'm going home!
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Mr. Dunbarton. It's really
good to see you again.
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Frank Murphy. Pogo told
me about your proposal.
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It's smart. Real smart.
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- You've made me proud, Frank.
- Thank you, sir.
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My shop steward tells me we have a deal?
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Yes. If you accept the smaller
cost of living increase,
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- we won't cut any union jobs.
- We can live with that.
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Fine. Let's draw the contracts
up and get this over with.
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And not a minute too soon.
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I'm due back in Indiana.
Gotta be in Gary by midnight.
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Well, I want to be in Brandy
by midnight.
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I'm Brandy!
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And I'm Gary!
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Tonight at eight, it's
A Bing Crosby Family Christmas,
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with Bing and his sons!
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- # Pah rum pum pum #
- Please stop, Daddy.
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And Bing's special guests,
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Rich Little and TV's
Colt Luger, Reid Harrison!
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Sometimes a snowman's gotta do
what a snowman does.
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I'm not a crook!
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One more down.
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Oh! Oh! Oh...
Son of a bitch!
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Hey, Sue. Bite off
more than you can chew?
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Yeah, thanks a lot, kid.
Merry Christmas!
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- It's customary to tip.
- Oh, fuck that.
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Well, that's it.
Another year of selling marked-up
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trees to hard-working idiots.
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- So, I guess this is where you pay me?
- Oh, no, no, no, you're not done.
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You don't get paid
till all the trees are sold.
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Hey, Doreen, want to come with me?
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I gotta go meet the folks
from Guinness Book of Records.
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It's just a formality.
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They gotta measure and
validate the size of my penis.
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Oh, so the world's biggest asshole
has the world's smallest dick?
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Ah, yeah, if it's so small, why
you driving away from it? Huh?
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Sell those trees!
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What are you smiling about?
Stupid festive dildo.
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So what, your folks make you do this
'cause you torched the woods?
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- Yeah.
- I hear ya.
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I'm here for sticking
a pencil in the milk man's leg.
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Asshole wouldn't give me heavy cream!
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Can I ask you something?
Why haven't you killed me yet?
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Took a lot of balls
to go psycho like that.
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And I respect the fuck outta balls!
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Hey, keep a look out.
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- Hey, that's for the poor.
- So what? I'm poor.
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Take this and keep your mouth shut.
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What do I do with it?
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Just put it in your bra and say,
"Thank you, Jimmy."
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You and me are gonna
get along just fine.
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I'm glad we could reach
a deal without resorting
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to more ungentlemanly
means, methods or tactics.
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Thankfully, we'll only be using
our shovels for snow this year.
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Well said.
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Since Frank Murphy
brokered the agreement,
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we've given him the honor of
distributing the ceremonial pens.
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Can I get a pen, too?
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Oh, no, it's just for those two.
There's only two pens.
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What are you saying? Brandy
isn't good enough to have a pen?
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No, she's great. It's just that she's
not a signatory of this legal document.
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- So she's a common whore, is that right?
- No, that's not what I'm saying.
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- You think she's just my fuck doll?
- Everybody thinks that, but I don't!
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What the hell is going on?
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Yes, come on! Let's just
focus on signing the deal!
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There is no deal!
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- Then we are calling this strike right now!
- Go ahead!
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I wouldn't shake the hand of
any man who disrespects my wife!
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I thought that was your daughter.
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You think I'd fuck something
as old as my daughter?!
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- I will drown you!
- No, no, no, no! Put that away!
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Tree!
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Nice trees! Want to buy a tree?
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Want to buy a tree for tha...
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Trying to be good here, you asshole!
Help me out!
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Oh, fuck this.
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Hey!
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Ah, shit.
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Oh, don't look at me like that.
These aren't the body of Christ
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till they've been blessed
during transubstantiation.
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Here, take a swig.
Come on, drink it!
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Uh, OK, sure.
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Five minutes, gentlemen.
Biggest show of the year.
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- Yes, Father!
- Just gotta warm up a little.
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Wa-Wa-Wa-Water
and wine are wonderful.
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He kissed a leper's foot,
don't throw rocks at a whore.
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Leper, whore, whore,
whore, whore, leper, whore.
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Good, he's gone.
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Now listen up.
Tonight, during the sermon,
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we're gonna come back here
and break into this safe
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- and get us some gold chalices.
- What? Uh, I don't think...
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The combination is written down
here somewhere. Help me find it.
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- I don't want to do this.
- I don't want to beat the fuck outta you,
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either, but I will if you don't help me.
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You can do what you want,
but I'm not doing it.
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- Do it!
- Ow! No!
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You soiled my surplice,
you fucking catamite!
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Oh, shit.
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Please, gentlemen, there's
still plenty of time to talk.
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Talking is over!
This union is on strike!
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I'll replace you all in an eye blink!
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I have a dozen scabs ready to go!
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You have a dozen
scabs on your titties, fat boy!
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A low of 27 tonight
with flurries on Christmas Day.
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Music of the season continues now.
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Ah, shit.
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- Yeah. Oh, you like that?
- God, yeah!
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- What the fuck?!
- How's it going, Frank?
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Why is there a person and a half
fucking on the hood of my car?
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Because he's a man, Frank.
A man named Skee-Ball.
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A man with desires,
just like you and me.
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But the only job society lets him
have is playing an elf at the mall.
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Or the occasional cookie commercial.
Frank, this man earned this.
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Let him fuck on your car.
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- Thanks, Vic. You get me.
- But I wanna know who's gonna
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pay for the tiny ass dent
on the hood of my car.
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It's all good, man.
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No, it's not, Vic. It's not all good!
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Sue?
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- Ah, Christ.
- That's all I get from you?
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As hard as I've been working
all day for the party?
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Oh, what party? There is no party!
We're on strike!
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- What?!
- It's a long story. We were gonna sign!
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There were fancy pens!
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00:14:33,768 --> 00:14:37,020
He's got a trophy wife, they
were shiny. It all fell apart!
234
00:14:37,104 --> 00:14:38,939
We can't let it ruin Christmas!
235
00:14:39,022 --> 00:14:41,233
Christmas?
This is the real world, Susan!
236
00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:43,793
If this doesn't work out,
next year we'll be having
237
00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:46,271
- Christmas on Skid Row!
- Keep your voice down!
238
00:14:46,272 --> 00:14:48,323
We have to put on
a brave face for the kids.
239
00:14:48,407 --> 00:14:51,285
The kids?
Who, the flunky? The pyro?
240
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,579
Mr. Fucking Coconut? Face it, Sue.
241
00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:56,916
- Our family is pretty fucked up!
- How dare you say that!
242
00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,711
Dad, I need 20 bucks so I can
tell my boss I sold these trees.
243
00:15:00,795 --> 00:15:04,715
- And 50 bucks to fix a guy's windshield.
- Exhibit A!
244
00:15:04,799 --> 00:15:09,386
I looked everywhere and I still
can't find Major!
245
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:12,556
- What if he's dead?
- Oh, then he's the lucky one!
246
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,600
Frank Murphy, you stop that right now!
247
00:15:14,683 --> 00:15:17,582
- Honey, he didn't mean that.
- Seriously, Dad, I need that money.
248
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,481
- That guy said he might sue you.
- Well, he'd better do it quick.
249
00:15:21,732 --> 00:15:25,527
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons is coming to kill me!
- Oh, there you go, perfect!
250
00:15:25,611 --> 00:15:29,114
Let's just bring all the
bad news at once! Whoo!
251
00:15:29,197 --> 00:15:31,283
Come on, Santa,
my mouth's wide open!
252
00:15:31,366 --> 00:15:33,702
Fly up on the roof
and shit down my neck!
253
00:15:33,786 --> 00:15:36,497
Hey! Murphy!
254
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:40,292
Where is the little
shit who hurt my son?
255
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:41,585
Great.
256
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,534
- Can I help you?
- Your kid almost killed my kid.
257
00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:48,008
Little prick looks OK to me.
258
00:15:48,091 --> 00:15:51,219
He tried to get my son
to rob the church!
259
00:15:51,303 --> 00:15:53,973
- That's not true!
- Yes, it is, you liar!
260
00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,766
Leave Bill alone, piss breath!
261
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:59,394
It's not my fault!
I have a dead tooth!
262
00:15:59,478 --> 00:16:03,106
- Go away, Jimmy!
- She tried to gouge my eyes out!
263
00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:06,743
- Christ, are all your kids psycho?
- Hey! Hey!
264
00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:09,237
Nobody calls one
of my kids a psycho except me!
265
00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:10,781
- Thanks, Dad.
- Shut up!
266
00:16:10,865 --> 00:16:13,646
You are way outta line
coming over to my house
267
00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:15,691
and insulting my family.
You owe us all an apology.
268
00:16:15,818 --> 00:16:19,832
Ooh! "Apology!"
Somebody went to college.
269
00:16:19,915 --> 00:16:22,167
I didn't go to college, I went to Korea.
270
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,712
You should've stayed
there, you piece of shit!
271
00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:27,172
- Watch your mouth.
- Mind your own business,
272
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,132
you fucking nosey bi...
273
00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:33,094
Hey!
274
00:16:33,178 --> 00:16:35,096
Goddamn it!
275
00:16:37,349 --> 00:16:39,476
Oh!
276
00:16:43,898 --> 00:16:46,567
Skee-Ball, no!
277
00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:49,403
Jesus, Sue!
278
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,446
Get the fuck off my lawn!
279
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,448
Your whole family's crazy!
280
00:16:53,532 --> 00:16:56,410
I've got the best family
in this whole goddamn town!
281
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,328
And don't you ever come back!
282
00:16:58,412 --> 00:16:59,997
You mean that about us?
283
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,624
You're damn right, I do.
284
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,293
- You all right, champ?
- Fine.
285
00:17:05,377 --> 00:17:07,128
Jesus Christ, I'm outta shape.
286
00:17:08,296 --> 00:17:10,841
- Thanks, Dad.
- OK, all right, all right.
287
00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:12,509
There's dwarves watching.
288
00:17:17,556 --> 00:17:19,767
- We got some good kids.
- They're OK.
289
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,602
Major!
290
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:23,812
Look who I f...
291
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:27,148
Major, I missed you so much!
292
00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:30,027
Oh, there you are, boy!
You're home!
293
00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:34,740
And you're still just as fat.
What've you been eating?
294
00:17:34,823 --> 00:17:39,057
- Well, I guess I should be going.
- Ah, get back in here,
295
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,963
you lonely old bastard!
Come on, we're having a party!
296
00:17:42,623 --> 00:17:45,834
This is a special report
from Channel Nine News.
297
00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:49,088
I won't be home for Christmas?
298
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:52,049
That's the sad story here
at Rustbelt Memorial Airport,
299
00:17:52,132 --> 00:17:54,134
where the striking baggage handlers
300
00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:56,136
of Mohican Airways have
grounded all flights.
301
00:17:56,219 --> 00:17:58,430
There seems to be no solution in sight
302
00:17:58,513 --> 00:18:01,892
as management has taken
a firm stance against the union.
303
00:18:01,976 --> 00:18:04,853
- You should all be shot!
- Dad, your friend's on TV.
304
00:18:04,937 --> 00:18:08,398
Nah, nah, nah, that's just
my boss, not my friend.
305
00:18:08,482 --> 00:18:12,694
- You gotta go down there, don't you?
- If I don't, it's just gonna get worse.
306
00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:15,656
OK, you go do what you gotta do.
We'll be here for you.
307
00:18:16,306 --> 00:18:19,242
- Get a room.
- Fuck you, get an apartment.
308
00:18:19,326 --> 00:18:22,788
...on Christmas Day!
Mohican brave, noble savage,
309
00:18:22,871 --> 00:18:25,749
you go carry your own baggage!
310
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,876
Mohican brave, noble savage...
311
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,192
Jim, it breaks my heart to
see homesick travelers denied
312
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,424
the opportunity to go home to
their families on Christmas.
313
00:18:34,508 --> 00:18:37,719
And honestly, I think it's
a gutless play by the union.
314
00:18:37,803 --> 00:18:40,139
It wasn't long ago that
abandoning your post
315
00:18:40,221 --> 00:18:41,974
got you put in front of a firing squad.
316
00:18:42,057 --> 00:18:45,393
Maybe that's why they call
it "the good ol' days."
317
00:18:46,394 --> 00:18:48,438
- Mr. Dunbarton.
- What do you want?
318
00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:51,191
Sir, I just left my
wife and kids back home.
319
00:18:51,274 --> 00:18:54,194
We had a terrible Christmas
Eve, but we stuck together
320
00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:57,114
and got through it, because
that's what a family does.
321
00:18:57,197 --> 00:18:59,774
And I'd like to think
all of us at Mohican,
322
00:18:59,775 --> 00:19:04,913
- well, we're a family too.
- Who the fuck told Andy Williams to come?
323
00:19:04,997 --> 00:19:07,499
Let him speak, Bob.
You have something to say?
324
00:19:07,582 --> 00:19:09,168
We've gotta get this.
325
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,453
I know it's a little
schmaltzy, but we are a family
326
00:19:12,454 --> 00:19:14,589
and now we need to pull together.
327
00:19:14,673 --> 00:19:17,885
We were all set to sign that
deal today and avoid this strike.
328
00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,721
But you let it fall
apart because of a pen.
329
00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:23,515
And your wife, who some of
us thought was your daughter.
330
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:25,851
Mr. Dunbarton, you're
the head of this family.
331
00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:27,978
And only you can pull us together.
332
00:19:28,062 --> 00:19:31,398
You can stick to your pride and ego,
trust me, I've been there,
333
00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:36,820
or you can get past all that and sign
the fair contract we all agreed to.
334
00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:38,372
So what do you say?
335
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:41,742
Sign this deal and save
the Mohican Airways family.
336
00:19:45,704 --> 00:19:48,749
Murphy, your words are very moving.
337
00:19:48,832 --> 00:19:53,045
And I think I can find a way to make
this deal work and make me happy.
338
00:19:53,128 --> 00:19:54,213
Gimme that contract.
339
00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:05,515
Murphy!
Murphy! Murphy! Murphy!
340
00:20:05,599 --> 00:20:06,975
There you have it.
341
00:20:07,059 --> 00:20:11,646
A strike ended, a company mended,
a Christmas that's truly splendid.
342
00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:13,648
Well, this is Jim Jeffords,
343
00:20:13,649 --> 00:20:16,526
believing in miracles again,
Channel Nine News.
344
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:20,114
If that doesn't win me a Peabody,
I will blow a horse.
345
00:20:26,286 --> 00:20:30,624
Frank, no one's talked to
me like that in 30 years.
346
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,543
- Just spoke from the heart, sir.
- Merry Christmas.
347
00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:43,262
Congratulations, Frank. Your
little sermon saved the airline.
348
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:44,554
Ah, thanks, Bob.
349
00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:47,432
Tell Mr. Dunbarton if there's
anything he needs, I'll do it.
350
00:20:47,515 --> 00:20:50,644
- Well, there is one thing...
- Anything, just name it!
351
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,147
He needs you to clean out your office.
352
00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,232
- What?
- You're done, Frank.
353
00:20:55,315 --> 00:20:57,734
He's firing me on... on Christmas?
354
00:20:57,818 --> 00:21:01,238
No, no, he's firing
you on Christmas Eve.
355
00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:05,159
That way you can watch your kids
open the presents you can't afford.
356
00:21:05,242 --> 00:21:08,912
You blew it, Frank!
You insulted Dunbarton!
357
00:21:08,996 --> 00:21:13,083
- All I did was appeal to his humanity.
- Exactly.
358
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:16,044
Bob. I got a family to feed.
What am I gonna do?
359
00:21:16,128 --> 00:21:18,797
Not my problem, you fucking traitor.
360
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,549
It was a mistake to promote you anyway.
361
00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:26,499
You weren't fit for management.
Happy Holidays.
362
00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:29,308
Frank, what are you doing?
We're done here.
363
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:32,560
- You are, but I'm not.
- What are you doing?
364
00:21:32,644 --> 00:21:35,981
Not fit for management? I've been
carrying you for three months.
365
00:21:36,064 --> 00:21:38,733
I just saved the airline,
saved your goddamn job,
366
00:21:38,817 --> 00:21:40,944
which appears to be
nothing more than eating,
367
00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:42,696
and you stood by while I got fired?!
368
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,897
Well, fuck you, fuck Dunbarton,
369
00:21:44,898 --> 00:21:48,076
and fuck you,
you miserable tub of living shit!
370
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,037
Hey. Hey, you want these?
371
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,373
- Huh? You want your keys?
- Don't you dare throw them.
372
00:21:53,456 --> 00:21:57,436
I wouldn't do that to you, Bobby.
They're at your feet.
373
00:21:57,836 --> 00:22:00,630
You fucker!
374
00:22:00,714 --> 00:22:02,757
Merry Christmas, Bob.
375
00:22:03,717 --> 00:22:07,888
You fucker!
You're not human!
376
00:22:07,971 --> 00:22:12,893
You can't leave me here!
I'll die!
377
00:22:31,786 --> 00:22:36,124
- Vic?
- Hey, neighbor.
378
00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:38,377
Jesus, Vic, you're
gonna freeze to death.
379
00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:42,630
Oh, I'm not shaking because
I'm cold. You know what I mean?
380
00:22:42,714 --> 00:22:44,507
Nah, Vic, I never know what you mean.
381
00:22:44,591 --> 00:22:47,177
Here, here, come here.
Take my coat.
382
00:22:47,261 --> 00:22:50,680
Oh. Thanks, man.
You go on home now.
383
00:22:50,764 --> 00:22:52,349
Have yourself a Merry Little.
384
00:22:58,521 --> 00:23:02,401
- Vic, I lost my job tonight.
- Fucking Santa, man.
385
00:23:03,068 --> 00:23:05,987
I don't know how to tell Sue.
Christ, this is gonna kill her.
386
00:23:06,071 --> 00:23:09,324
No, man, she'll be all right.
She loves you.
387
00:23:09,408 --> 00:23:11,492
Your kids love you.
You'll be OK.
388
00:23:11,576 --> 00:23:14,329
- You guys are solid.
- How would you know that?
389
00:23:14,413 --> 00:23:18,375
I see you over there, cooking out,
tossing the ball with the boys.
390
00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:22,587
It's beautiful. You guys are
like a Norman Rockwell painting.
391
00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:25,632
- You want a bumperooski?
- No, no, no.
392
00:23:25,715 --> 00:23:29,928
- Hey, where's all your guests?
- Oh, Christmas is for family, Frank.
393
00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:33,640
I'm for the other 364 days of the year.
394
00:23:33,723 --> 00:23:35,767
I'm, uh, gonna go inside.
395
00:23:36,684 --> 00:23:40,188
Hey, Vic, um...
would you like to join us?
396
00:23:40,272 --> 00:23:44,525
Oh, yeah, I could
seriously dig that, Frank.
397
00:23:47,779 --> 00:23:50,240
Better take a reindeer
check, Frankincense.
398
00:23:50,324 --> 00:23:52,660
This dude and I gotta tangle.
399
00:23:52,695 --> 00:23:55,203
All right, now, super-freak,
party's over.
400
00:23:57,414 --> 00:23:58,748
Hey, hey, hey!
401
00:23:58,832 --> 00:24:01,460
Hey, slow it down, hot sauce!
402
00:24:01,542 --> 00:24:03,044
You're on a bad trip, brother!
403
00:24:04,212 --> 00:24:07,257
Let me talk you down!
Have a little O.J.
404
00:24:07,341 --> 00:24:10,177
Hey, hey!
I'll rub your hooves!
405
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,220
Let's talk about it!
406
00:24:12,304 --> 00:24:13,847
You can do this, Frank.
407
00:24:15,223 --> 00:24:16,683
No, you can't.
408
00:24:42,277 --> 00:24:46,983
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