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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,669 --> 00:00:03,602 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:16,901 --> 00:00:18,903 Look at the stash this Fitzsimmons kid had. 3 00:00:18,987 --> 00:00:20,280 Lucky bastard. 4 00:00:20,362 --> 00:00:23,323 I had to jerk off to the Indian girl on the butter box. 5 00:00:30,539 --> 00:00:32,667 We won't be taking any legal action. 6 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:35,461 He said it was an accident, and I'm inclined to believe him. 7 00:00:35,544 --> 00:00:38,923 He seems like a good boy, unlike your other son. 8 00:00:39,007 --> 00:00:41,467 Thank you, sir. You hear that, you jackals? 9 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:42,985 The man with the badge said it. 10 00:00:42,986 --> 00:00:45,138 This five-alarm fire was not the boy's fault! 11 00:00:45,221 --> 00:00:47,723 The witch hunt is over! My son is innocent! 12 00:00:49,475 --> 00:00:51,894 What the fuck did you do, you pyromaniac?! 13 00:00:51,978 --> 00:00:53,354 It was an accident! 14 00:00:53,437 --> 00:00:56,398 An accident is clipping a guy changing his tire on the interstate 15 00:00:56,482 --> 00:00:59,068 who was wearing dark clothes and he didn't light a flare. 16 00:00:59,152 --> 00:01:01,863 Then it turns out he's a cop, so it'll be his word against yours, 17 00:01:01,946 --> 00:01:04,199 and who do you think the judge is gonna believe? Huh? 18 00:01:04,282 --> 00:01:06,305 So you keep going, and you get your fender 19 00:01:06,306 --> 00:01:08,328 painted in a different state. That is an accident! 20 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:10,141 OK! I wanted to prove you were wrong 21 00:01:10,142 --> 00:01:13,708 - when you called me a little pussy. - I... I never said that! 22 00:01:13,791 --> 00:01:15,335 How did he hear you say that? 23 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:17,378 I can't find the dog anywhere! 24 00:01:17,461 --> 00:01:20,131 I think he ran away when the fireworks exploded! 25 00:01:20,215 --> 00:01:22,591 Ah, Jesus. Oh, no, buddy... 26 00:01:22,675 --> 00:01:26,679 Oh, so help me God, if I started building walls today 27 00:01:26,762 --> 00:01:28,347 and didn't stop for the next ten years, 28 00:01:28,348 --> 00:01:29,932 there still wouldn't be enough of them 29 00:01:30,016 --> 00:01:32,560 - to fucking put you through! - Hang on, hang on, hang on. 30 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:35,395 We're all forgetting something very important. 31 00:01:35,479 --> 00:01:38,816 I am now the good son. 32 00:01:39,325 --> 00:01:41,436 Deal with it. 33 00:01:42,444 --> 00:01:46,324 Hey, make yourself useful. Go light your brother's cape on fire. 34 00:02:31,008 --> 00:02:34,037 1x06 - "Holy Moly Night" 35 00:02:36,082 --> 00:02:38,084 Rosie, you have every reason to be mad at me. 36 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,501 But we're down to the wire now. 37 00:02:39,585 --> 00:02:42,922 We both know if you guys strike at midnight, the airline will not survive. 38 00:02:43,005 --> 00:02:45,674 Dad, keep it down. I can't concentrate on my drawing. 39 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:46,926 Shut up. 40 00:02:47,009 --> 00:02:48,970 Pogo is presenting my proposal to Dunbarton. 41 00:02:49,053 --> 00:02:50,679 If you can get your guys behind it, 42 00:02:50,763 --> 00:02:52,932 we can avert the strike and save all our jobs. 43 00:02:53,015 --> 00:02:55,184 You happy now? I just gave the dog two dicks. 44 00:02:55,268 --> 00:02:57,437 Now someone's gonna bring us a double-dicked dog! 45 00:02:57,519 --> 00:02:58,562 Hey! 46 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,231 Don't talk like that in front of your sister. 47 00:03:00,315 --> 00:03:03,401 Ow! I'm outta here anyway. I have a job to go to. 48 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,446 Because now I'm the responsible son! 49 00:03:06,528 --> 00:03:08,656 Oh, shit, I'm an hour late. 50 00:03:09,573 --> 00:03:12,118 Thanks, Rosie. That means a lot. I'll see you there. 51 00:03:13,202 --> 00:03:16,247 'Tis the day before Christmas! 52 00:03:16,686 --> 00:03:19,875 Mwah. I'm so excited. And late. 53 00:03:19,959 --> 00:03:21,336 - It's OK, Sue. - No. 54 00:03:21,419 --> 00:03:23,921 I admit, I've got some catching up to do as far as the decorating. 55 00:03:24,005 --> 00:03:26,132 It's only natural. You've been busy working your job. 56 00:03:26,215 --> 00:03:27,591 Which I am 100 percent behind. 57 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:30,594 I know you are. I just got a late start, that's all. 58 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,472 I'll have us ready for our Christmas party tonight. 59 00:03:32,554 --> 00:03:35,599 Honey, I really wish I could help you, but Dunbarton called a meeting. 60 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,518 It sounds like they're gonna go for my proposal. 61 00:03:37,601 --> 00:03:38,853 - That's great. - Yeah! 62 00:03:38,936 --> 00:03:41,105 I think we can wrap this up in the next few hours. 63 00:03:41,189 --> 00:03:42,731 It's fine, I can get it done. 64 00:03:42,815 --> 00:03:44,650 Honey, we don't have to do the party this year. 65 00:03:44,733 --> 00:03:47,278 Are you kidding me? This year is more important than ever. 66 00:03:47,362 --> 00:03:49,822 We have some fence-mending to do around this neighborhood. 67 00:03:49,905 --> 00:03:51,866 Speaking of which, the Petersen's fence burned down. 68 00:03:51,949 --> 00:03:53,075 Fucking Bill. 69 00:03:54,118 --> 00:03:56,412 What time does Emperor Nero have to be at church? 70 00:03:56,496 --> 00:03:57,663 Father Pat said 11:30. 71 00:03:57,746 --> 00:04:00,582 Well, he's gonna get there an hour early. I got shit to do. 72 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:02,502 Hey, Bill! Let's go! 73 00:04:04,504 --> 00:04:06,547 Hey, keep this guy away from the punch bowl. 74 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:08,966 Last year he tried to jump off the roof. 75 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:09,925 Hey, Frank! 76 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:12,887 Great. Get in the car and don't touch the cigarette lighter. 77 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:15,473 Frankie, I'm having an outta-sight wing-ding later. 78 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:20,019 Love it if you and Suzie-Q could come. Forecast calls for "snow." 79 00:04:20,102 --> 00:04:22,522 Really? Goddamn it, I just shoveled. 80 00:04:22,604 --> 00:04:25,316 The invite stands! It's gonna be a blast. 81 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,318 Hot cider, ice skating. 82 00:04:27,402 --> 00:04:30,196 Some of my dwarf buddies are coming, they're wild. 83 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,948 I saw one eat a two-pound steak once! 84 00:04:37,036 --> 00:04:40,998 - Here we are, in you go. - Why do I have to be an altar boy? 85 00:04:41,082 --> 00:04:44,001 Ah, 'cause church will set you straight. It's good for you. 86 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:45,336 Then how come you never go? 87 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:48,256 Because I already heard those stories a hundred times. 88 00:04:48,339 --> 00:04:51,384 Look, if Jesus comes back and he does some more magical shit, 89 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:53,969 I'll come down and listen to that. Now get in there. 90 00:04:55,555 --> 00:04:57,515 Stay away from the candles! 91 00:05:13,406 --> 00:05:14,949 Jesus! 92 00:05:15,032 --> 00:05:17,452 Jesus! Sorry, Lord. 93 00:05:17,535 --> 00:05:19,745 - That's OK, no biggie. - What the fuck? 94 00:05:19,828 --> 00:05:23,269 I'm just pulling your leg. By the way, that's two Hail Marys 95 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:25,217 for the F-word or you're going to hell. 96 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,504 I'm Father Pat. Welcome to the flock. 97 00:05:28,588 --> 00:05:30,881 You'll be under the guidance of our head altar boy. 98 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:33,926 James! Would you show Bill the ropes? 99 00:05:34,009 --> 00:05:37,513 Sure thing, Father. I'll show him the shit outta the ropes. 100 00:05:47,148 --> 00:05:49,275 Major! 101 00:05:51,402 --> 00:05:52,903 - You see him, Kenny? - Nope. 102 00:05:52,987 --> 00:05:55,072 Just tree candy. 103 00:05:55,156 --> 00:05:57,908 He's not gonna be in a tree hole, idiot! 104 00:05:57,992 --> 00:06:01,078 Well, I'm not thinking straight. My diaper's froze. 105 00:06:01,745 --> 00:06:04,248 I'm sorry. Let's keep looking. 106 00:06:04,332 --> 00:06:06,959 If you'd been outside for two days straight with no food 107 00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:09,669 and you were tired and cold, where would you go? 108 00:06:09,753 --> 00:06:12,923 I've been outside for two days with no food. 109 00:06:13,007 --> 00:06:14,425 I'm going home! 110 00:06:18,887 --> 00:06:21,015 Mr. Dunbarton. It's really good to see you again. 111 00:06:21,098 --> 00:06:24,726 Frank Murphy. Pogo told me about your proposal. 112 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:26,437 It's smart. Real smart. 113 00:06:26,521 --> 00:06:28,648 - You've made me proud, Frank. - Thank you, sir. 114 00:06:30,566 --> 00:06:33,319 My shop steward tells me we have a deal? 115 00:06:33,402 --> 00:06:36,738 Yes. If you accept the smaller cost of living increase, 116 00:06:36,822 --> 00:06:40,159 - we won't cut any union jobs. - We can live with that. 117 00:06:40,242 --> 00:06:43,745 Fine. Let's draw the contracts up and get this over with. 118 00:06:43,829 --> 00:06:45,831 And not a minute too soon. 119 00:06:45,914 --> 00:06:50,002 I'm due back in Indiana. Gotta be in Gary by midnight. 120 00:06:50,085 --> 00:06:53,839 Well, I want to be in Brandy by midnight. 121 00:06:53,922 --> 00:06:56,676 I'm Brandy! 122 00:06:56,758 --> 00:06:58,093 And I'm Gary! 123 00:06:58,177 --> 00:07:02,181 Tonight at eight, it's A Bing Crosby Family Christmas, 124 00:07:02,264 --> 00:07:03,849 with Bing and his sons! 125 00:07:03,932 --> 00:07:06,101 - # Pah rum pum pum # - Please stop, Daddy. 126 00:07:06,185 --> 00:07:07,630 And Bing's special guests, 127 00:07:07,673 --> 00:07:11,857 Rich Little and TV's Colt Luger, Reid Harrison! 128 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:16,028 Sometimes a snowman's gotta do what a snowman does. 129 00:07:16,111 --> 00:07:18,489 I'm not a crook! 130 00:07:21,992 --> 00:07:23,244 One more down. 131 00:07:23,327 --> 00:07:26,914 Oh! Oh! Oh... Son of a bitch! 132 00:07:26,997 --> 00:07:30,000 Hey, Sue. Bite off more than you can chew? 133 00:07:31,179 --> 00:07:33,764 Yeah, thanks a lot, kid. Merry Christmas! 134 00:07:33,848 --> 00:07:36,267 - It's customary to tip. - Oh, fuck that. 135 00:07:38,186 --> 00:07:40,688 Well, that's it. Another year of selling marked-up 136 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:42,064 trees to hard-working idiots. 137 00:07:43,358 --> 00:07:48,154 - So, I guess this is where you pay me? - Oh, no, no, no, you're not done. 138 00:07:48,237 --> 00:07:51,449 You don't get paid till all the trees are sold. 139 00:07:51,532 --> 00:07:53,368 Hey, Doreen, want to come with me? 140 00:07:53,451 --> 00:07:55,786 I gotta go meet the folks from Guinness Book of Records. 141 00:07:55,870 --> 00:07:57,163 It's just a formality. 142 00:07:57,246 --> 00:07:59,332 They gotta measure and validate the size of my penis. 143 00:07:59,415 --> 00:08:04,003 Oh, so the world's biggest asshole has the world's smallest dick? 144 00:08:04,086 --> 00:08:08,924 Ah, yeah, if it's so small, why you driving away from it? Huh? 145 00:08:10,134 --> 00:08:11,552 Sell those trees! 146 00:08:15,431 --> 00:08:18,934 What are you smiling about? Stupid festive dildo. 147 00:08:19,643 --> 00:08:23,772 So what, your folks make you do this 'cause you torched the woods? 148 00:08:23,856 --> 00:08:25,441 - Yeah. - I hear ya. 149 00:08:25,525 --> 00:08:28,319 I'm here for sticking a pencil in the milk man's leg. 150 00:08:28,403 --> 00:08:30,779 Asshole wouldn't give me heavy cream! 151 00:08:30,863 --> 00:08:34,409 Can I ask you something? Why haven't you killed me yet? 152 00:08:34,492 --> 00:08:37,119 Took a lot of balls to go psycho like that. 153 00:08:37,203 --> 00:08:39,914 And I respect the fuck outta balls! 154 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,040 Hey, keep a look out. 155 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:47,171 - Hey, that's for the poor. - So what? I'm poor. 156 00:08:47,255 --> 00:08:49,382 Take this and keep your mouth shut. 157 00:08:49,465 --> 00:08:50,966 What do I do with it? 158 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:54,178 Just put it in your bra and say, "Thank you, Jimmy." 159 00:08:54,262 --> 00:08:57,515 You and me are gonna get along just fine. 160 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:02,478 I'm glad we could reach a deal without resorting 161 00:09:02,479 --> 00:09:05,689 to more ungentlemanly means, methods or tactics. 162 00:09:05,773 --> 00:09:09,485 Thankfully, we'll only be using our shovels for snow this year. 163 00:09:09,569 --> 00:09:11,078 Well said. 164 00:09:13,697 --> 00:09:16,284 Since Frank Murphy brokered the agreement, 165 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:21,247 we've given him the honor of distributing the ceremonial pens. 166 00:09:34,385 --> 00:09:36,720 Can I get a pen, too? 167 00:09:36,804 --> 00:09:39,890 Oh, no, it's just for those two. There's only two pens. 168 00:09:39,974 --> 00:09:42,726 What are you saying? Brandy isn't good enough to have a pen? 169 00:09:42,810 --> 00:09:45,729 No, she's great. It's just that she's not a signatory of this legal document. 170 00:09:45,813 --> 00:09:48,608 - So she's a common whore, is that right? - No, that's not what I'm saying. 171 00:09:48,690 --> 00:09:52,194 - You think she's just my fuck doll? - Everybody thinks that, but I don't! 172 00:09:52,278 --> 00:09:53,529 What the hell is going on? 173 00:09:53,613 --> 00:09:56,991 Yes, come on! Let's just focus on signing the deal! 174 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,326 There is no deal! 175 00:09:58,409 --> 00:10:02,538 - Then we are calling this strike right now! - Go ahead! 176 00:10:02,622 --> 00:10:06,167 I wouldn't shake the hand of any man who disrespects my wife! 177 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,085 I thought that was your daughter. 178 00:10:08,169 --> 00:10:11,464 You think I'd fuck something as old as my daughter?! 179 00:10:11,547 --> 00:10:14,216 - I will drown you! - No, no, no, no! Put that away! 180 00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:17,761 Tree! 181 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:21,265 Nice trees! Want to buy a tree? 182 00:10:22,808 --> 00:10:24,706 Want to buy a tree for tha... 183 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:28,189 Trying to be good here, you asshole! Help me out! 184 00:10:28,272 --> 00:10:29,690 Oh, fuck this. 185 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,152 Hey! 186 00:10:33,235 --> 00:10:34,362 Ah, shit. 187 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:44,830 Oh, don't look at me like that. These aren't the body of Christ 188 00:10:44,913 --> 00:10:48,834 till they've been blessed during transubstantiation. 189 00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:53,297 Here, take a swig. Come on, drink it! 190 00:10:53,381 --> 00:10:55,341 Uh, OK, sure. 191 00:10:56,592 --> 00:10:58,927 Five minutes, gentlemen. Biggest show of the year. 192 00:10:59,011 --> 00:11:03,683 - Yes, Father! - Just gotta warm up a little. 193 00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:07,019 Wa-Wa-Wa-Water and wine are wonderful. 194 00:11:07,102 --> 00:11:11,106 He kissed a leper's foot, don't throw rocks at a whore. 195 00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:14,569 Leper, whore, whore, whore, whore, leper, whore. 196 00:11:14,652 --> 00:11:15,903 Good, he's gone. 197 00:11:15,986 --> 00:11:18,113 Now listen up. Tonight, during the sermon, 198 00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:20,999 we're gonna come back here and break into this safe 199 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,037 - and get us some gold chalices. - What? Uh, I don't think... 200 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,873 The combination is written down here somewhere. Help me find it. 201 00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:30,918 - I don't want to do this. - I don't want to beat the fuck outta you, 202 00:11:30,919 --> 00:11:32,503 either, but I will if you don't help me. 203 00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:34,547 You can do what you want, but I'm not doing it. 204 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:36,298 - Do it! - Ow! No! 205 00:11:38,593 --> 00:11:41,520 You soiled my surplice, you fucking catamite! 206 00:11:43,889 --> 00:11:45,057 Oh, shit. 207 00:11:45,891 --> 00:11:49,270 Please, gentlemen, there's still plenty of time to talk. 208 00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:51,980 Talking is over! This union is on strike! 209 00:11:52,064 --> 00:11:53,773 I'll replace you all in an eye blink! 210 00:11:53,857 --> 00:11:56,277 I have a dozen scabs ready to go! 211 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,238 You have a dozen scabs on your titties, fat boy! 212 00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:03,825 A low of 27 tonight with flurries on Christmas Day. 213 00:12:03,909 --> 00:12:06,078 Music of the season continues now. 214 00:12:43,865 --> 00:12:45,367 Ah, shit. 215 00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:39,399 - Yeah. Oh, you like that? - God, yeah! 216 00:13:40,631 --> 00:13:43,425 - What the fuck?! - How's it going, Frank? 217 00:13:43,509 --> 00:13:45,927 Why is there a person and a half fucking on the hood of my car? 218 00:13:46,011 --> 00:13:50,307 Because he's a man, Frank. A man named Skee-Ball. 219 00:13:50,391 --> 00:13:54,770 A man with desires, just like you and me. 220 00:13:54,854 --> 00:13:58,733 But the only job society lets him have is playing an elf at the mall. 221 00:13:58,816 --> 00:14:03,362 Or the occasional cookie commercial. Frank, this man earned this. 222 00:14:03,445 --> 00:14:06,448 Let him fuck on your car. 223 00:14:07,783 --> 00:14:11,255 - Thanks, Vic. You get me. - But I wanna know who's gonna 224 00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:13,414 pay for the tiny ass dent on the hood of my car. 225 00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:14,874 It's all good, man. 226 00:14:14,956 --> 00:14:18,064 No, it's not, Vic. It's not all good! 227 00:14:18,878 --> 00:14:19,920 Sue? 228 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,841 - Ah, Christ. - That's all I get from you? 229 00:14:23,924 --> 00:14:26,134 As hard as I've been working all day for the party? 230 00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:29,471 Oh, what party? There is no party! We're on strike! 231 00:14:29,555 --> 00:14:32,266 - What?! - It's a long story. We were gonna sign! 232 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,684 There were fancy pens! 233 00:14:33,768 --> 00:14:37,020 He's got a trophy wife, they were shiny. It all fell apart! 234 00:14:37,104 --> 00:14:38,939 We can't let it ruin Christmas! 235 00:14:39,022 --> 00:14:41,233 Christmas? This is the real world, Susan! 236 00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:43,793 If this doesn't work out, next year we'll be having 237 00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:46,271 - Christmas on Skid Row! - Keep your voice down! 238 00:14:46,272 --> 00:14:48,323 We have to put on a brave face for the kids. 239 00:14:48,407 --> 00:14:51,285 The kids? Who, the flunky? The pyro? 240 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,579 Mr. Fucking Coconut? Face it, Sue. 241 00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:56,916 - Our family is pretty fucked up! - How dare you say that! 242 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,711 Dad, I need 20 bucks so I can tell my boss I sold these trees. 243 00:15:00,795 --> 00:15:04,715 - And 50 bucks to fix a guy's windshield. - Exhibit A! 244 00:15:04,799 --> 00:15:09,386 I looked everywhere and I still can't find Major! 245 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:12,556 - What if he's dead? - Oh, then he's the lucky one! 246 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,600 Frank Murphy, you stop that right now! 247 00:15:14,683 --> 00:15:17,582 - Honey, he didn't mean that. - Seriously, Dad, I need that money. 248 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,481 - That guy said he might sue you. - Well, he'd better do it quick. 249 00:15:21,732 --> 00:15:25,527 - Jimmy Fitzsimmons is coming to kill me! - Oh, there you go, perfect! 250 00:15:25,611 --> 00:15:29,114 Let's just bring all the bad news at once! Whoo! 251 00:15:29,197 --> 00:15:31,283 Come on, Santa, my mouth's wide open! 252 00:15:31,366 --> 00:15:33,702 Fly up on the roof and shit down my neck! 253 00:15:33,786 --> 00:15:36,497 Hey! Murphy! 254 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:40,292 Where is the little shit who hurt my son? 255 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:41,585 Great. 256 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,534 - Can I help you? - Your kid almost killed my kid. 257 00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:48,008 Little prick looks OK to me. 258 00:15:48,091 --> 00:15:51,219 He tried to get my son to rob the church! 259 00:15:51,303 --> 00:15:53,973 - That's not true! - Yes, it is, you liar! 260 00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,766 Leave Bill alone, piss breath! 261 00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:59,394 It's not my fault! I have a dead tooth! 262 00:15:59,478 --> 00:16:03,106 - Go away, Jimmy! - She tried to gouge my eyes out! 263 00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:06,743 - Christ, are all your kids psycho? - Hey! Hey! 264 00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:09,237 Nobody calls one of my kids a psycho except me! 265 00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:10,781 - Thanks, Dad. - Shut up! 266 00:16:10,865 --> 00:16:13,646 You are way outta line coming over to my house 267 00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:15,691 and insulting my family. You owe us all an apology. 268 00:16:15,818 --> 00:16:19,832 Ooh! "Apology!" Somebody went to college. 269 00:16:19,915 --> 00:16:22,167 I didn't go to college, I went to Korea. 270 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,712 You should've stayed there, you piece of shit! 271 00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:27,172 - Watch your mouth. - Mind your own business, 272 00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,132 you fucking nosey bi... 273 00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:33,094 Hey! 274 00:16:33,178 --> 00:16:35,096 Goddamn it! 275 00:16:37,349 --> 00:16:39,476 Oh! 276 00:16:43,898 --> 00:16:46,567 Skee-Ball, no! 277 00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:49,403 Jesus, Sue! 278 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,446 Get the fuck off my lawn! 279 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,448 Your whole family's crazy! 280 00:16:53,532 --> 00:16:56,410 I've got the best family in this whole goddamn town! 281 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,328 And don't you ever come back! 282 00:16:58,412 --> 00:16:59,997 You mean that about us? 283 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,624 You're damn right, I do. 284 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,293 - You all right, champ? - Fine. 285 00:17:05,377 --> 00:17:07,128 Jesus Christ, I'm outta shape. 286 00:17:08,296 --> 00:17:10,841 - Thanks, Dad. - OK, all right, all right. 287 00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:12,509 There's dwarves watching. 288 00:17:17,556 --> 00:17:19,767 - We got some good kids. - They're OK. 289 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,602 Major! 290 00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:23,812 Look who I f... 291 00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:27,148 Major, I missed you so much! 292 00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:30,027 Oh, there you are, boy! You're home! 293 00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:34,740 And you're still just as fat. What've you been eating? 294 00:17:34,823 --> 00:17:39,057 - Well, I guess I should be going. - Ah, get back in here, 295 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,963 you lonely old bastard! Come on, we're having a party! 296 00:17:42,623 --> 00:17:45,834 This is a special report from Channel Nine News. 297 00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:49,088 I won't be home for Christmas? 298 00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:52,049 That's the sad story here at Rustbelt Memorial Airport, 299 00:17:52,132 --> 00:17:54,134 where the striking baggage handlers 300 00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:56,136 of Mohican Airways have grounded all flights. 301 00:17:56,219 --> 00:17:58,430 There seems to be no solution in sight 302 00:17:58,513 --> 00:18:01,892 as management has taken a firm stance against the union. 303 00:18:01,976 --> 00:18:04,853 - You should all be shot! - Dad, your friend's on TV. 304 00:18:04,937 --> 00:18:08,398 Nah, nah, nah, that's just my boss, not my friend. 305 00:18:08,482 --> 00:18:12,694 - You gotta go down there, don't you? - If I don't, it's just gonna get worse. 306 00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:15,656 OK, you go do what you gotta do. We'll be here for you. 307 00:18:16,306 --> 00:18:19,242 - Get a room. - Fuck you, get an apartment. 308 00:18:19,326 --> 00:18:22,788 ...on Christmas Day! Mohican brave, noble savage, 309 00:18:22,871 --> 00:18:25,749 you go carry your own baggage! 310 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,876 Mohican brave, noble savage... 311 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,192 Jim, it breaks my heart to see homesick travelers denied 312 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,424 the opportunity to go home to their families on Christmas. 313 00:18:34,508 --> 00:18:37,719 And honestly, I think it's a gutless play by the union. 314 00:18:37,803 --> 00:18:40,139 It wasn't long ago that abandoning your post 315 00:18:40,221 --> 00:18:41,974 got you put in front of a firing squad. 316 00:18:42,057 --> 00:18:45,393 Maybe that's why they call it "the good ol' days." 317 00:18:46,394 --> 00:18:48,438 - Mr. Dunbarton. - What do you want? 318 00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:51,191 Sir, I just left my wife and kids back home. 319 00:18:51,274 --> 00:18:54,194 We had a terrible Christmas Eve, but we stuck together 320 00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:57,114 and got through it, because that's what a family does. 321 00:18:57,197 --> 00:18:59,774 And I'd like to think all of us at Mohican, 322 00:18:59,775 --> 00:19:04,913 - well, we're a family too. - Who the fuck told Andy Williams to come? 323 00:19:04,997 --> 00:19:07,499 Let him speak, Bob. You have something to say? 324 00:19:07,582 --> 00:19:09,168 We've gotta get this. 325 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,453 I know it's a little schmaltzy, but we are a family 326 00:19:12,454 --> 00:19:14,589 and now we need to pull together. 327 00:19:14,673 --> 00:19:17,885 We were all set to sign that deal today and avoid this strike. 328 00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,721 But you let it fall apart because of a pen. 329 00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:23,515 And your wife, who some of us thought was your daughter. 330 00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:25,851 Mr. Dunbarton, you're the head of this family. 331 00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:27,978 And only you can pull us together. 332 00:19:28,062 --> 00:19:31,398 You can stick to your pride and ego, trust me, I've been there, 333 00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:36,820 or you can get past all that and sign the fair contract we all agreed to. 334 00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:38,372 So what do you say? 335 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:41,742 Sign this deal and save the Mohican Airways family. 336 00:19:45,704 --> 00:19:48,749 Murphy, your words are very moving. 337 00:19:48,832 --> 00:19:53,045 And I think I can find a way to make this deal work and make me happy. 338 00:19:53,128 --> 00:19:54,213 Gimme that contract. 339 00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:05,515 Murphy! Murphy! Murphy! Murphy! 340 00:20:05,599 --> 00:20:06,975 There you have it. 341 00:20:07,059 --> 00:20:11,646 A strike ended, a company mended, a Christmas that's truly splendid. 342 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:13,648 Well, this is Jim Jeffords, 343 00:20:13,649 --> 00:20:16,526 believing in miracles again, Channel Nine News. 344 00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:20,114 If that doesn't win me a Peabody, I will blow a horse. 345 00:20:26,286 --> 00:20:30,624 Frank, no one's talked to me like that in 30 years. 346 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,543 - Just spoke from the heart, sir. - Merry Christmas. 347 00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:43,262 Congratulations, Frank. Your little sermon saved the airline. 348 00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:44,554 Ah, thanks, Bob. 349 00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:47,432 Tell Mr. Dunbarton if there's anything he needs, I'll do it. 350 00:20:47,515 --> 00:20:50,644 - Well, there is one thing... - Anything, just name it! 351 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,147 He needs you to clean out your office. 352 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,232 - What? - You're done, Frank. 353 00:20:55,315 --> 00:20:57,734 He's firing me on... on Christmas? 354 00:20:57,818 --> 00:21:01,238 No, no, he's firing you on Christmas Eve. 355 00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:05,159 That way you can watch your kids open the presents you can't afford. 356 00:21:05,242 --> 00:21:08,912 You blew it, Frank! You insulted Dunbarton! 357 00:21:08,996 --> 00:21:13,083 - All I did was appeal to his humanity. - Exactly. 358 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:16,044 Bob. I got a family to feed. What am I gonna do? 359 00:21:16,128 --> 00:21:18,797 Not my problem, you fucking traitor. 360 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,549 It was a mistake to promote you anyway. 361 00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:26,499 You weren't fit for management. Happy Holidays. 362 00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:29,308 Frank, what are you doing? We're done here. 363 00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:32,560 - You are, but I'm not. - What are you doing? 364 00:21:32,644 --> 00:21:35,981 Not fit for management? I've been carrying you for three months. 365 00:21:36,064 --> 00:21:38,733 I just saved the airline, saved your goddamn job, 366 00:21:38,817 --> 00:21:40,944 which appears to be nothing more than eating, 367 00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:42,696 and you stood by while I got fired?! 368 00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,897 Well, fuck you, fuck Dunbarton, 369 00:21:44,898 --> 00:21:48,076 and fuck you, you miserable tub of living shit! 370 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,037 Hey. Hey, you want these? 371 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,373 - Huh? You want your keys? - Don't you dare throw them. 372 00:21:53,456 --> 00:21:57,436 I wouldn't do that to you, Bobby. They're at your feet. 373 00:21:57,836 --> 00:22:00,630 You fucker! 374 00:22:00,714 --> 00:22:02,757 Merry Christmas, Bob. 375 00:22:03,717 --> 00:22:07,888 You fucker! You're not human! 376 00:22:07,971 --> 00:22:12,893 You can't leave me here! I'll die! 377 00:22:31,786 --> 00:22:36,124 - Vic? - Hey, neighbor. 378 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:38,377 Jesus, Vic, you're gonna freeze to death. 379 00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:42,630 Oh, I'm not shaking because I'm cold. You know what I mean? 380 00:22:42,714 --> 00:22:44,507 Nah, Vic, I never know what you mean. 381 00:22:44,591 --> 00:22:47,177 Here, here, come here. Take my coat. 382 00:22:47,261 --> 00:22:50,680 Oh. Thanks, man. You go on home now. 383 00:22:50,764 --> 00:22:52,349 Have yourself a Merry Little. 384 00:22:58,521 --> 00:23:02,401 - Vic, I lost my job tonight. - Fucking Santa, man. 385 00:23:03,068 --> 00:23:05,987 I don't know how to tell Sue. Christ, this is gonna kill her. 386 00:23:06,071 --> 00:23:09,324 No, man, she'll be all right. She loves you. 387 00:23:09,408 --> 00:23:11,492 Your kids love you. You'll be OK. 388 00:23:11,576 --> 00:23:14,329 - You guys are solid. - How would you know that? 389 00:23:14,413 --> 00:23:18,375 I see you over there, cooking out, tossing the ball with the boys. 390 00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:22,587 It's beautiful. You guys are like a Norman Rockwell painting. 391 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:25,632 - You want a bumperooski? - No, no, no. 392 00:23:25,715 --> 00:23:29,928 - Hey, where's all your guests? - Oh, Christmas is for family, Frank. 393 00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:33,640 I'm for the other 364 days of the year. 394 00:23:33,723 --> 00:23:35,767 I'm, uh, gonna go inside. 395 00:23:36,684 --> 00:23:40,188 Hey, Vic, um... would you like to join us? 396 00:23:40,272 --> 00:23:44,525 Oh, yeah, I could seriously dig that, Frank. 397 00:23:47,779 --> 00:23:50,240 Better take a reindeer check, Frankincense. 398 00:23:50,324 --> 00:23:52,660 This dude and I gotta tangle. 399 00:23:52,695 --> 00:23:55,203 All right, now, super-freak, party's over. 400 00:23:57,414 --> 00:23:58,748 Hey, hey, hey! 401 00:23:58,832 --> 00:24:01,460 Hey, slow it down, hot sauce! 402 00:24:01,542 --> 00:24:03,044 You're on a bad trip, brother! 403 00:24:04,212 --> 00:24:07,257 Let me talk you down! Have a little O.J. 404 00:24:07,341 --> 00:24:10,177 Hey, hey! I'll rub your hooves! 405 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,220 Let's talk about it! 406 00:24:12,304 --> 00:24:13,847 You can do this, Frank. 407 00:24:15,223 --> 00:24:16,683 No, you can't. 408 00:24:42,277 --> 00:24:46,983 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 33824

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