All language subtitles for in 80 betten um die welt.1976.eng

Ladies and gentlemen, good eVening.

As adVertised,
we now present Midnight Porno.

The broadcaster hopes that
all minors are already in bed.

Let's get started.

Here we go...

we are taking a journey
that will instruct you in sexuality

the world oVer. we belieVe
that many of you will be amazed

by what goes on.

Let's start the journey.
Let's start right here,

in America.
ln our city of New York.

EHwlN C. DIETHICH
rresents

AHOuND THE wOHLD
IN 80 DEDS

You'Ve seen magnificent close-ups
of New York a thousand times.

You also know the trendy hangouts
on the west Side.

And 42nd Street is as busy and
fraught with sex as eVer.

But for New York's in-crowd, Lower Manhattan's
Greenwich Village is where it's at.

Recently, in one of its
many tiny, secret clubs...

l was at a black mass, celebrated
for an exclusiVe group of millionaires.

The eternally young Sunella Parker
was also there.

There she is.
ln her element.

Let us pray that all the
demons in the kingdom of the

Prince of Darkness
will graciously hear us.

That they will rejoice
oVer this unsullied creature

whom today we sacrifice
in their honour.

Let the forces of eVil delight

in this bloodied sword

and with their mighty power
driVe and guide the hand

which Virtue has weakened

so that the blade of the sword
shall cause blood to pour forth

as a refreshing sustenance
for their damned souls.

The Holy One,
let it be Lucifer the Terrifyer,

in the name of the Penis
and of the vagina,

and of all the glorious Sins,

Amen.

Oh Satan, hear our prayer.

Grant us your strength,
so that you may be incarnate

in our bodies which are still too pure.

Allow me, oh sublime Lucifer,

to offer you my deVotion.

By this solemn mass
in praise of the almighty Satan

that you may find joy
in the death of this girl.

In the name of the Penis, and of the vagina
and of all the glorious Sins.

Let us pray, that our eyes and
ears delight in sin.

Satan be with you.

Come, oh Lord of Darkness,
and fill our minds with eVil thoughts.

Let us offer you the genitalia
of this Virgin.

The Virgin womb,
the full oVaries and

the fresh bleeding Vagina
of this shameless Virgin.

Her mortal agony and
cries of pain will

pleasure our souls.

Oh Satan, bless this mass
and free us from all good.

Satan be with you.

Cursed be goodness.
Cursed be Virtue

and the heaVenly kingdom.

Let us pray, that with this chalice
of whisky and aphrodisiacs,

the great hour approaches,
and takes you.

The time of flesh
and blood nears.

The penis grows,
the Vagina gets wet.

The time for bodily sin
fast approaches.

Already, l feel the presence
of our Lord, Lucifer.

Come to us,
oh Omniscient Almighty.

Come with your flock
of fallen angels

and fill our bodies with lust
and carnal rapture.

Satan be with you.

Free us from pure thoughts
that lead our spirits away

and enable us to
indulge in the sinful pleasures

of life with rapture.

Oh Satan, let our liVes be
blessed with lustfulness.

Let fraud and corruption
be our mission on earth.

Lead us into temptation.

Let our righteousness
burn in the fires of hell

and the greatest earthly sins
be our greatest pleasure.

Take as thine gift
the blood of this girl.

We commit the
mortal sin of murder.

As we gather here united
with you, Lucifer.

Satan be with you.

Be enraptured at his lust
for this sacrifice.

He is with us. GiVe thanks
to the Lord of the Damned

so that he makes you his companions
in the life to come.

I take this sword in the
name of the mighty Lucifer

to cut open the heart
of this hypocrite.

Her blood belongs to Satan.

Her body belongs to us.

Her blood shall flow
to you in the earth.

Her body shall be our delight.

We need your flesh
to be happy on earth.

And our Prince of Darkness, Satan,
needs your blood

to hear our prayers.

Chaste Virgin,
l curse you

and your pure thoughts
and your innocent lips.

Your breasts,
untouched by a man's hands, l curse.

Your body, as yet unsullied by
man's sperm, l curse.

And l curse this Vagina

which knows not erotic pleasure.

You haVe wasted your time on earth.

You shall atone for this with Satan.

Almighty Satan, guide my hand.
Farewell, hypocrite.

This is what you deserve!

Satan be with you.

Glorious.

Glorious.

That was just great.

Afterwards, we dined

with the actors.

The young actress
who played the Victim

financed her studies
from such performances.

I was really taken with her.

In the course of the night, she told me

of the many
people who took it for real.

You too perhaps, dear Viewer?

She also told me about a
weird collection campaign

that was carried on in
San Francisco for years.

Here's an example.

One warm eVening, Sally, a hooker,
was approached by Edwin.

She took the clueless guy
back to her apartment

in the best part of town.
And now? Here we go...

Here we are.

Come in, darling, l'll turn on the light.
- Thank you.

This is palatial!

Do you think so? - lndeed l do!

Make yourself at home.

How much will our bit of fun cost?
- who said anything about money?

Oughtn't we talk
about it later?

I don't like surprises. How much?
- lt depends on your Virility.

What? - As l said.
- The more times, the more it costs?

Cuite the opposite.
The more times you come,

the cheaper it will be for you.
- Seriously? - Yes.

You haVe my word.
- what are we waiting for? - No idea.

Into bed then.

I would like to remoVe your trousers now.
- Please do.

And now we'll find out
just how Virile you are.

Careful, l'm about to come.

Yes, again, darling.

Yes!

I am about to come again.

Come! Yes!

Go ahead!

I need your load.
- l am just about to come.

Go on, you can do it again.

Show me that you're a real man.

You are a force of nature.

Are you coming soon? - Yes.

L'm coming.

I can't do it anymore.

Darling, just one more time.

Thrust!

Oh well...

Let's see what you'Ve accomplished.

Kudos! who'd haVe thought
the little man could manage that?

The best things
come in small packages.

You really are amazing.
- what will it cost?

Don't worry about that.

You managed 2 lots of ten milliliters.

Not bad at all.

There are not many who can do that.

You are a little Hercules.

Thank you.

What's with this mysterious behaViour
being played out all oVer the city?

I haVe decided
to bring the truth to light.

The surprising result
of my research

will be shown in a film
which we haVe screened for you.

Today, we introduce Sunella Parker,
founder of the Frisco Sperm Bank,

for whom we haVe a few questions.

How did you come up with the idea
of employing girls to collect sperm?

My god!
Don't you know what age l am, darling?

I don't know. From the age of 1 6,
a woman's age is no-one's business.

Around 30? - The sperm in the bank
is needed for me to immerse myself in

once a month.

The girls collect sperm
for my bath.

There is nothing
better for the skin.

BelieVe me, darling,
it works wonders on the bodily tissues.

And it's great
for the digestion.

That's amazing.
lt must cost a fortune.

My dear child,
how old do you think l am?

27 at the most? - way off the mark!

I am already 80.

UnbelieVable. - lt's true. l am 80.
- with skin like silk. So inViting.

Serve yourself, darling.

Do what you like. - This is a first.
l neVer had an 80 year old before.

Lick me. - l will.

Keep licking.

Do you want to lick me? - Yes.

You taste so good
like a young girl. Delicious.

She was amazing.

She also got me
to get sperm for her.

You heard correctly.
How was that done?

It was a high point of the trip.

And it was paid.

Dear Viewer, l will show you now
how it was done.

I waited for my first client.

Pardon.
Hey, you! Come back in!

You're in the right place.

So good eVening.

If you don't mind.

Come closer. - There you go.

I drank too much.

I absolutely must eat.

Looks appetising.

LoVely.

Kiss me!

Hey, fatso. Off with the trousers!
Come on. l'll help you.

L... - Stand to attention, fatso.
we're about to get going.

And off we go!

Help! - Cuiet. Concentrate!

Oh my god...

That's good.

I think l'm about to come. - Great, fatso.

Yes. l'm coming.

This was the initial trick,
but the second follows quick.

You can do it again.

Not so quickly.

Is that good? - Yes.

L'm going to come. - Yes? Fine.

Should l?

Yes, please.

Please! Stop!

So now...

This was the second trick,
but the third one follows quick.

I can't do it anymore.

Watch out. l'm coming again.
- Shoot your load!

L'm coming!

Now!

Stop, l am empty!

Por a first timer,
I didn't do hadly.

I collected more than ? lots of ten mls
for SHnnella Parker's hath.

OHr next destination
was EHrore in the Old world,

anything hHt old
when it comes to sex.

Evenings, I went to EHrore's sex metrorolis.
In heaHtifHl Corenhagen.

I have already showered.
Always he rrerared, I say.

Straight away I headed ofmy search for
adventHre in the 'Swinging OHarter'.

Waiting for me there was not only
a hig sHrrrise

hHt also a great show.

Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause
for the Schlamp family,

for this likable threesome.

The Schlamps. Mrs. Schlamp,
father Schlamp and little Schlamp.

Now for the big surprise.

At the entrance you got a number.

The numbers are in this hat.
l am pulling one out.

Fortune has chosen number 60.

Who has number 60?

Number 60? - l haVe it!

You're in luck! You may spend
a fabulous night

with someone from the audience
or a member of staff.

At our expense. Please choose.

We offer something for eVery taste.
How about Ralf, the fire eater?

His tongue work is world renowned.

Or with Olaf, the magician?
His hands work wonders.

I don't know.

Alright. l'll take that little cutie there.

You're welcome. Sweet Kristina.

A wonderful choice,
l am speaking from experience.

Follow the little one to happiness.

Applause and good luck
to the wonderful couple.

And now for something Very special.

Where are you leading me? - Come here.

Ladies and gentlemen, in a few seconds
you will see a number which

l hope you will find
surprising and exciting.

Please be patient and enjoy.
until then, we will entertain you

with music.

Come.

So, there we are.

L'll help you getting undressed. - Thanks.

And off with the trousers.

And now...

Oh yes...

That hurts.

BraVo! - wonderful! - Yes!

So now...
That can't be true.

Let them just look on.

L'd like to take part. - Me too.

What a night.
The show went from 6 a.m. to the end.

The little one was simply
heaVenly in bed.

All things come to an end. My next
destination was the Reeperbahn in Hamburg.

Do you know it?

Pay attention.

My dear ladies and gentlemen,
I rromise yoH that HamhHrg

offers everything there is to he had
in the world of sex.

It does not mafter
what yoHrrreferences are.

I got to work straight away.

So mHch to investigate therei

I ascertained that recently
Sadomasochism is gefting

more en vogHe.
There are even certain rlaces

where yoH can get
ffsrecial treatment".

I looked for the most well known
dominatrix in the city

and asked if I coHld interview her.

There she is. This tyre of woman is the
ohject of fantasy of all masochists.

Dressed head to toe in leather.

And a whir.

I am the bride of Satan.

I am proud to be the most
sought after sadist in the city.

How long have yoH heen doing this?

L'Ve been doing this 1 2 years now
and enjoying it.

Do yoH love yoHrjoh?

I always wanted to torture men.

You wouldn't think so many want it.

It is a real responsibility
when you think about it.

All my clients
are absolutely satisfied.

That's what l hope anyway, so that
they will happily return time and again.

Do yoH think yoH are rroviding
a service to society?

My clients
are from the best circles in society.

Business people,
lawyers,

engineers,
eVen a goVernment minister.

Here they can giVe
their fantasies free rein.

They get spiritually emancipated
and the beatings are a tonic

for a sick soul.

They lose their complexes.

And so they find peace,
especially through beatings.

They get on better with their fellow man.

It calms their nerves.

And also they get rid of
all their bad thoughts,

thoughts that directed at their family
and, worse, at society.

Could bode an abyss
and a rude awakening for the world.

How do yoH act with yoHr clients?

EVery single one of them requires
an indiVidual therapy.

Do it with me.
Then you can judge for yourself.

So I did it too and soon foHnd
a great liking for the hHsiness.

So, you stupid asshole!

There!
Keep his arms pressed to the floor.

Today, he will be
thoroughly worked oVer.

Stop whimpering
or you'll be sorry.

Stop it!
Stop it, l said!

You mangy dog,
l know what you need.

You like when l kick, don't you?
- Yes.

That turns you on, to feel my boots
on your ribs, yes? - Yes.

Do you want more? - Yes.

Then take it, you pig.

You! You son of a bitch.

Good for nothing! Pathetic pig!

L'll show you,
you wimp.

Cunt! wretch!

Motherfucker! There!

Take that! And that!

Cool!
So! There!

Now, l will see if
you are a man at all.

So. Aha!

What do l see here?
A little floppy willy!

Go on.
Show that you're a man.

Get hard! Go on!

Otherwise l'll bust your balls.

Get hard!

You horny dog! l'll beat you.

So...

BehaVe like a wild thing, you pig.

Old swine!

You old heap of shit.

Hurry up and finish.

You are a shit. An ass!

That's cool.

L'm coming!

Pump me full, you horny pig!

Yes!

Do yoH also have clients who want release
in ways other than sadistic ones?

Naturally there are other ways.

The unusual ways

soHnd interesting. Tell Hs ahoHt an
excertionally HnHsHal case.

Yes,
"the baby of the family".

Please, mother, don't be angry.
Please, please forgiVe me.

I know l was terribly naughty
but please don't be angry with me.

I am so sorry.
From now on l will be good.

I deserve to be punished.
- At least you can appreciate that yourself.

Mother, do what you want with me.
- You do realize that you misbehaVed.

You know you will be beaten? - Yes, mother.
- understood?

Yes, mother. - Take off your pants.
- Yes, mother.

What's taking you so long? Hurry.
- l'm going as fast as l can.

Faster. - Yes, mother.
Don't be angry with me.

Do you deserve the punishment?
- Yes, mother, l deserve it.

That hurts. That hurts, mother.
You're hurting me!

Ow.
Yes, mother, that is so good.

Yes, mummy. Yes, mummy.

Mummy, yes, mummy.
Faster, l'm going to come.

Yes, mummy. Yes, darling mummy!
Yes, yes!

Yes, mama! Mummy, yes.

Mother...

EVerything is fine now. Take my breasts.
You may suckle again.

Don't cry.
Yes, like that. That's good.

That's loVely.
You are a good boy really.

♪ Sleer, my little rrince, sleer.

♪ Sleer, liftle Prince,
go to sleer.

♪ Go to sleer, go to sleer.

♪ Go to sleer, go to sleer.

That was only one examrle ofmany of the
theraries Hsed hy Madam Satan

to make her clients ahsolHtely satisfied
as she herself said.

I hecame one ofher most devoted rHrils,
and helieve me,

there was still an enormoHs amoHnt of
new things to exrerience.

She gladly took me on in herrractice
and even gave me a name,

one that shoHld make me arrear even
more arrealing to clients.

I am the Bride of Lucifer.

DHt only,
to he ahle to show everything to yoH live.

Go, you old nag!

You lazy thing. Go!

Stupid old nag, go on go!

Lazy useless crap!

Forward!
- Run, you snail.

That's how to do it, child.

- Cuick march. Now go!

Go! Gee up!

Gee up! You useless horse!

Come on, you old nag!
Get a moVe on.

Don't pretend to be tired.

Hup! Go! Gee up!

You're not doing it. Now go!

Come now, little one.
- Please, mistress. Please, no more.

Bullshit! Get a moVe on!

Go on, go on!

Gee up!
- Please, mistress, l really can't go on.

What kind of a slow old nag are you?

Are you angry at me?
- Yes. - Please don't be.

Are you happy at least that you haVe such a
strict mistress? - Yes?

Would you like be our small stallion
again soon? - Yes, mistress.

And now you are balanced and content,
aren't you? Yes.

And as tangihle rroof of that,
he gave me a generoHs tir.

Let's leave the world ofintellectHals and
decadent sorhisticates hehind Hs.

Let's travel to Agoa,
a gorgeoHs, rrimitive island -

HntoHched hy the oHtside world
where to this day ancient ritHals

and the most heaHtifHl erotic
traditional ritHals take rlace.

The millionairess,
Sunella Parker, came with me.

We wanted to witness the marriage of a native
to a foreign sailor.

A simrle
yet grirring ceremony.

As is the tradition, the virgin mHst he
deflowered hy her godfather.

Only then may the groom
Hnite with her in hody.

Erotically stimHlating rerfHmes
greeted the wedding gHests

as they arrived at evening time
to the wedding.

The ritHal reqHired not only
that they he witnesses

to the deflowering
hy an exrerienced man,

hHt also that they may withdraw only
once the act oflove-making hy

the hride and groom
makes them groan with rleasHre.

Then everyone shoHld he satisfied

that the groom knows how
to fHlfil his marital dHties.

The ceremony hegins.

He says that they may not be joined
until the godfather has

deflowered her.

Now, he says, that the godfather shall do it
with the greatest respect for the girl.

In any case, the godfather may not
deriVe pleasure from the deflowering.

That is not permissible.- l feel sorry for him.

We leave the hridal coHrle
with the feeling

that they will he
ohlivioHsly harry.

How mHch more comrlicated
oHr continent is.

Nowadays,
reorle in the develored world

are trying to get hack to simrle ways
of exreriencing lHsffHl rleasHre.

MastHrhation.

In Amsterdam, I rartook in an
intense coHrse on mastHrhation.

I will now reconstrHct
one of these hoHrs,

so that, yoH dear viewer, can know

what I will sHhmit to foryoHrrleasHre.

The man and women were shown not only
how to satisfy themselves rrorerly

hHt also how to Hse
varioHs devices to achieve this.

The next theme is called
"Erogenous zones".

The most erogenous zones
of a penis

we shall call A, B and C.

When the driVing force,
i.e. the masturbating hand,

is flexible in zone A but with a firm grip on
zone B glides back and forth in zone B

and this moVement is maintained
in a rhythmic tempo

and the thumb
puts light pressure on C

and we achieVe
the result S to the power of 2,

i.e. ejaculation,
something you otherwise only

experience through the mouth of a woman.
understood?

Mr. Roemer, please come to the front.

Yes. - Please repeat
what l haVe just said.

Yes, l...

Something about sucking?

I thought as much.

For god's sake, what's the point
when you don't listen?!

You'll neVer learn to wank!

Take your place again, please.

And pay more attention. - Yes.

We're not children any more.

Now l want to see if you paid attention
at the class yesterday.

I can't wait.

Herr Fassbinding, come up to the front.
- Yes, Miss.

Can you recap yesterday's lesson
for your fellow pupils?

I refer to the theme "Sex without Coitus -
Theory and Practice".

For sex without coitus,
one needs two fingers.

You put the index finger and the thumb
at an angle of 20 degrees

and so this...back and forth.
- Demonstrate for us.

If you want...
Please.

Very good, Mr. Fassbinding.

Please face the class for your classmates
to see how well you can do it.

Correct, Mr. Fassbinding.
You are doing it perfectly.

Really.

Absolutely perfectly. - Thank you.
- See that, Mr. Roemer.

That's what is called a conscientious
model student.

Shame on you.

And you with the best of
natural abilities.

With a little skill,
you would be Very satisfied.

Ah well...Enough of that.
Please take your place.

And thank you Very much.
- l think the old girl is hot for him.

Roemer! Come here right now!
Stand up.

To the front. - Yes, Miss.

I would like to know
if you haVe finally understood

what sex without penetration is.
what was that with the fingers?

Explain to me
what one does with the penis.

Well...
The man takes two fingers,

and does this.
More or less.

Then you make a kind of bow.

And does this to it.

You must explain properly.
lt comes down to a tenth of a millimetre,

to make an exact
angle of 20 degrees.

That is the essential thing...

what's that supposed to mean?!
- Pardon me, Miss.

I can't help it.
lt's been doing that lately

eVery time you demonstrate
with your fingers.

No way!
That can't be true!

We want to learn how to masturbate
not get proVoked oVer penile stunts.

Let's be serious.
Concentrate.

No! - Ah! - Cuiet now!

Pay attention.
The wrist stays relaxed.

The index finger and thumb form
an angle of exactly 20 degrees.

You work them oVer the penis.

The feeling that you generate
is fantastic when you do it so.

Understood? - Yes.

- Continue.

Sit down. - Yes, Miss. - Rascal.

Now we come to the
masturbatory aids.

First off the so called
"Aerodynamic Bitch".

This lubricant goes with this.

You put this on the penis.

It makes the penis sensitiVe and
able to glide in easily.

We then put the penis in here.

Using this balloon, the air which was in
the glass, is remoVed.

The penis grows bigger
in a Vacuum.

Got all that?

Yes. - Good.

Mr. Roemer. Come here.

Don't worry, come on.

Yes, Miss.

Hold that for a moment, please.

I will demonstrate the "Aerodynamic Bitch"
if you like.

First take about 1 0 grams
of lubricant.

Rub it onto the penis

until it is smooth and sensitiVe,

and erect also.

Yes, that's fine.

L'll show you something special.

The "Tiffany Grip".
A rhythmic moVement with the grip

that makes eVery penis enlarge.
You can bet on that.

We'll be learning that
in one of the next lessons.

That's really good.

Cuiet. - lt's still good.

Sure, Mr. Roemer. You're improVing.

Thank you, Miss.
- Look at this.

Erect. There is only the
Tiffany Grip to thank.

GiVe that to me.

Now the penis is inserted.

Perfect.

Now you must
pump all the air from the glass.

L'll show you.

Notice how the penis continues
to get bigger and stiffer.

Due to the Vacuum
it gets more and more erect.

An interesting deVice, isn't it?
- Yes.

Miss, l am about to come.
- Alright. we'll stop.

It's a wonderful tool, isn't it?

Yes.

Now we turn out attention to one of the
most important deVelopments

in the world of sex -
the blow-up doll.

She's quiet
and neVer out of sorts.

An ideal woman in many relationships.

Dear students, this woman
has more to offer than you think.

Look here:
ideal for oral sex.

No real woman has breasts like that.

Soft labia.

And there's an opening to the rear.

The second hole.
Mr. Fassbinding, please come here.

Sure, Miss.
- Let's try it.

Put your penis in
firmly in hole No. 2.

Understood? - Ok? - l'll help you.

You haVe to raise the legs.

Now you haVe the right angle.

That's perfect.

Legs up.

Hold firmly. - She is unruly.

I don't think she wants to.
- lt depends on the angle.

I can't find the opening.

It's in front of you.
Put it in fully. - Yes, Miss.

She likes that. That's right.

Now we'Ve got it.
You'Ve doing it Very well.

One, two. One, two...
Look how beautifully she smiles.

One, two. One, two...

This lady is always ready to be taken
and is getting more popular.

You haVe seen only one of
the possibilities for her uses here.

Enough of Vigorous sex for today.

The women shouldn't be sold short.

Ms Ellis, please come to the front.

Excuse me. - Gladly.

Yesterday we practiced
sex without coitus for women.

Could you demonstrate?

Dampen 2 fingers with spit.

Then,
you part your legs like this.

SensitiVely massage
the labia and the clitoris.

Like this.
until you can't take it anymore.

Only then, put your fingers inside you.

Deeply. - well done.

Now the "Customizable Penis".

Show how it's handled.

It's easy.
The penis in one hand

and the pump in the other. - Correct?

Yes.

Look at the size of it.
- Yes. very adaptable.

This thing is great.
Getting more interesting all the time.

Cuiet! - why suddenly so nasty?

He's right.

Yes, it can be enlarged
to suit eVery preference.

Great.
- A remarkable object.

Show it to me, please.

DiVine. - Yes, yes...

Thank you. You can return to your place.

And today, something exceptional.

The well known Sunella Parker
is here and

will tell us about an interesting
way of pleasuring yourself.

This is found only in the Far East.

Can you come to the front, Sunella?

With pleasure.

I will demonstrate to you how the
Dervish pleasure themselVes.

This method is employed
all oVer the Middle East.

It's best l demonstrate it for you.

The highest leVel of concentration

and physical relaxation is required.

Without being touched,
the body achieVes orgasm

through the power of erotic thoughts.

I prefer the customizable penis.

That doesn't matter to me. l shall show you

how l can experience an orgasm

using particular erotic images.

I need absolute silence.

I haVe to conjure up
erotic fantasies in my mind.

Yes, there they are.

Do you see?
l haVe orgasmed.

The power of the mind.
- BraVo!

Marvelous.

And so we finish the hour for today.
- l protest!

I strenuously protest.
what about me?

You're only concerned with
totally normal men and women.

In fact there is
a third sex.

True?
Shouldn't you think of us, too?

We also want something
to satisfy us.

We haVe thought of that as well.

It was intended for a later lesson
but why not do it today?

Don't be impatient.

I haVe something Very special
that will certainly satisfy you.

Please.
- Oh that's so sweet.

The "All-Purpose Penis".
would you like to try it?

Now? - Oh yes.

Yes?

Then let's see
if you can stand it.

LoVely. Oh yes..

Beautiful...

ThHs everyone gets their end away.

Por some richer exreriences, I flew
direct from Amsterdam to the Orient.

The rractices of the Dervishes

has fascinated me.

I wanted to exrlore
this world which is so Hnknown to Hs.

The secrets of this ancient rlace

are kert to this day
from the eyes of westerners

and concealed
in the tents of the Arahian Nights.

ShoHld yoHrrath
ever lead yoH to the Orient

and if one day it is rossihle foryoH

to ster on the threshold
of this imrenetrahle land,

then yoH too will learn
the wonder of chaste love.

It has harrened to me.

And so, dear Viewer,
our porno program has come to an end.

I hope this broadcast has made you horny.

Like it has me. So how was it?
Do it with me.

I want to try some crazy stuff
by the next broadcast.

WhoeVer is into that,
contact the broadcaster immediately.

I am waiting.

No matter if you're man or woman,
or both.

Ciao!