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Fuck, I missed you.
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Oh, my God!
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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So I'm watching
breakfast clubfor, like, the 80th time.
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Suddenly it hits me.
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Molly ringwald gets judd nostrils.
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Emilio finally realizes
that the freaky girl
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with the dandruff
is a total hottie,
so they hook up.
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Who does Anthony Michael hall end up with?
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No one.
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I mean, what the fuck
kind of feel-good
ending is that?
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So it really got me thinking.
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I need a new haircut.
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See, there's this girl at the office
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and she just gave me this look
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and it's the look that says...
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"Hey, ugly bitch,
1997 just called,
we want our hair rack."
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Yeah, I Fuckin' get it.
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I mean...
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Maybe I should just call
that guy that I met
back in Pittsburgh.
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What was his name?
Danny or Donnie,
you know...
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The one with acne scars
but, like, kind of
in a sexy way.
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I could call him up and I could just say
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"hey, are you
still interested? 'Cause...
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"I am ready to pack
the whole thing in."
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I mean, if I have to drink one more Martini
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out of a glass of
someone else's greasy
fingerprints on it.
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I mean, what's the fucking point?
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Lizzie.
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Lizzie.
Are you done?
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Mostly.
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Why? Was I
talking too much?
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Are you kidding?
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I lost you 3 songs ago.
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Somewhere when you
were talking about
bikers who don't make...
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
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Something about those
anti-car slackers
that's so self-righteous.
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I mean, they think
they have the right way...
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Sam, Sam, Sam.
Shut the fuck up.
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You are not making any sense.
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Sorry.
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Maybe I'm a little distracted.
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Maybe?
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No, maybe it's not a good idea to go
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swimming in a shark tank
when you're on the rag,
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or may be George Bush
didn't get into Yale
on his own merits,
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but, maybe you need help.
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Help? For what?
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For your fucking state of being.
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You're a fucking wreck.
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You've the attention span of an ant.
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Here, just...
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Where, oh, where.
Oh, here it is.
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Dr. feelgood.
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He'll set you right.
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Trust me.
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There's just so much crap under my couch.
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I don't even know where it comes from.
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Like, sometimes I'll be, like, vacuuming,
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which actually
only happens probably,
like, once a month.
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But, when I actually do it,
I'll just, like, look
under the couch
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and I'll see all this
stuff under there
and I'll just give up.
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I'll just, like,
put the vacuum back
where I got it
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and I'll just be like,
"I can't do this any more
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"'cause I just can't
deal with the stuff
under the couch."
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And I can't seem
to get anything
done at work, either.
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So, will you help me with that?
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Hmm? Oh, yes,
I think we can.
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Wait. Is this what
I think it is?
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It's exactly what you need.
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But, I wanted something
to help me focus like...
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Deventhol or theenafax or...
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That's not your problem, all right?
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Lack of focus is just a side effect.
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So, what's this?
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You're suffering from
anxiety and depression.
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This will treat that.
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Anyway, you should
totally come and I
could use the backup.
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Sorry. My new year's
resolution was to
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stop going to breeder parties.
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Not even as a favor for a friend?
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All right, let me try that again.
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Since when did you make
new year's resolutions?
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Since I decided to be a pure this year.
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Oh, I see.
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This is what
Dr. feelgood
gave me.
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Redonia?
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Looks like somebody's a little depressed.
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I'm not depressed.
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I wanted something to help me focus.
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Maybe your lack
of focus is just a
side effect of something.
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Oh, so now the
bartender is a
fucking psychologist, too.
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Where's your goddamn degree?
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Let me guess,
hidden behind the
Irish whiskey?
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Good luck getting a
libation tonight, biatch.
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If we were playing
a game of alienation,
you'd be brilliant.
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Sorry.
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I'm not good.
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Well, we'll fix that.
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What are you doing tomorrow night?
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I don't know, downing a pint of ice cream
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and watching some cheesy chick flicks
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'cause according
to Dr. feelgood,
I'm depressed.
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Well, maybe going to Lou's party
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is just the prescription you need.
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You hate Lou.
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I know, but drew is gonna be there and...
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You hate drew even more than you hate Lou.
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I know, but he's bringing
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his little girlfriend
with him and I just gotta...
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Ah, so you wanna
get hammered and have
a drunken confrontation.
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I'm open to it.
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Well, maybe you shouldn't be.
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Richard's going to be there.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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And if you come,
I'll get you the pills
that you need.
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The right ones.
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Okay, I'm coming.
Yes!
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Gimme.
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Ow! What the fuck!
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This is the number for pill pusher paddy.
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She'll probably make a trade,
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but be cool, she's a little edgy.
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Your caller id is blocked.
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Who the fuck is this?
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My name is Sam...
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Sam, that's an androgynous name.
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Are you a man?
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I'm a girl, a woman.
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I don't know any women named Sam.
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Are you a cop?
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No, I'm a friend of Lizzie.
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She gave me your number.
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Lizzie. Is Lizziethe bull dykewith the rattail?
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Lizzie the pastry chefor Lizzie the lawyer?
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The lawyer.
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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I thought you weresome sort of lady narcwith a dude's name.
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Where are you?
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At my apartment.
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I'll be there in 15.
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I didn't tell you where I live.
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You think I'm a goddamn amateur?
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Be ready.
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Hi.
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How much do you pay for this place?
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Neighborhood's gone through the roof.
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Fucking highway robbery.
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Well?
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Uh, 1700.
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Was that a question?
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1700.
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Jesus. There's one
born every minute.
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So, let me guess.
No boyfriend.
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I have some prospects.
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Yeah, good luck with those.
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So, what do you want?
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I have a prescription for redonia.
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I'll bet you do.
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But, I'm not depressed.
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What I want is something to help me focus.
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Maybe your lack of focus
is a side effect
from the depression.
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I've considered that.
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Thank you, Dr. Freud.
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No need to get pissy with me.
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I know more about
the inner workings
of the human mind
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than most of the shrinks in town.
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Well, what I'd really like is, uh...
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Something more like
theenafax or deventhol...
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I've got something better.
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Liftenol. It's got
fewer side effects.
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There won't be any weight gain.
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Consider that a plus.
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So, how do we...
You give me
your prescription.
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Plus, a $75 transaction fee.
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Minus...
First time customer,
10% discount
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which brings us to...
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$67.50 which
I'll round down,
so...
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This here costs you $65 even.
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And...
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My single ladies' boner bonus pill.
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For whenever your
gentleman caller has
a problem down below
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this will
make him harder
than Chinese algebra.
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I'm in.
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I take cash, checks, major credit cards.
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My name is paddy.
I value your business.
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Bye.
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Kate.
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Kate.
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Kate.
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Kate.
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Is this the herzog report?
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Yeah, finished this morning.
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Wow. This is really good.
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It's perfect.
You don't need
to review it.
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And did you make sure to do the...
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Kramer brochures?
Already done.
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Nora okayed them,
I mailed them an hour ago.
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So, I guess you're done for the day?
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I am now.
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See you.
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If I set the incline to 8%
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and I bump
the speed to 7.2
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I can burn 60%
more calories than I can
on the base setting.
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If you're lifting dumbbells too fast,
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you're just gonna add ungainly bulk.
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But if it's too slow, where's the benefit?
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It's like trump says,
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"if you owe someone
$1,000,000 dollars,
it's a problem for you.
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"But if you owe them
a $100,000,000, it's a
problem for them."
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You don't want to
lift into a sit-up,
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you'll work your
hip flexors but it
might strain your back.
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Moderation, as usual, is the key.
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I don't know
why they call it
the windy city.
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Doesn't seem that strong to me.
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They should call it the breezy city.
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Nah, that's gay.
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Goddamn, that was a good book.
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Who knew.
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Sam here.
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It's paddy, you called.
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Listen, I need some more.
More what?
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Liftenol.
You only gave me 10.
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How many have you taken?
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10.
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And I licked the inside of the bottle.
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There's some chalky residue in there.
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They're not candies, you know.
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I'm going to a party
in wicker park tonight.
Can you meet me there?
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There's an extra chargefor accelerated delivery.
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I understand.
Time is money,
money is power.
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I have the money
and want the power.
See you tonight.
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And the address?
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You're not an amateur,
you'll figure it out.
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What's your poison?
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Whatever you're having,
only twice as much booze.
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You like vodka?
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Mother's milk.
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My name's drew.
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Paddy.
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Which one's your girlfriend?
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Let me guess.
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Her.
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Impressive.
How could you tell?
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It's the way
she keeps glancing
over at you, nervous.
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Or maybe she's worried
I'm talking to someone else.
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So, double vodka tonic for you?
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You better take
the double,
you'll need it.
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Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
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How would you...
The lap touch thing.
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Wait for it.
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That?
That means nothing.
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Here comes the second touch.
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00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:18,693
She's gonna up the ante.
256
00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:24,649
And the inevitable touch back.
257
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,188
Better you found out now.
258
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,525
Cheers.
259
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,137
Do you know who that woman was?
260
00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:47,055
No.
261
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,379
Save some for later, dude.
262
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,547
I'm getting drunk tonight.
263
00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:58,566
College drunk.
264
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,268
How come?
265
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,602
I'm thirsty.
266
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,410
What do you think, too much?
267
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,329
Um, I don't know, too much for what?
268
00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:13,164
I don't want
to look like
I'm trying too hard.
269
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:14,782
Just stick it.
270
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,951
Glomp it on, okay?
We're late.
271
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,254
I'm looking for...
This looks fine.
272
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,840
Stop! Stop it! Stop!
273
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,759
I'm not going for
the drag queen
look tonight.
274
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,348
Paddy's waiting on me, and I'm jonesing.
275
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:33,250
Paddy? You just saw her.
276
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,422
Please tell me
you're not hitting
those pills too hard.
277
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:36,888
Everything in moderation.
278
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:38,773
Let's hit it, sister.
279
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,902
Hey buddy, do you mind?
280
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,740
Hey, hey, don't abandon me.
281
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:56,657
I need my fix.
282
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,414
Sam! Hey!
283
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:04,332
Can't talk now.
284
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,469
Must have...
285
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:12,306
Focus.
286
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,843
Nice to see you, too.
287
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,597
What's up, dick?
288
00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:24,652
How many is that?
289
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:25,937
10, as always.
290
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:27,805
Plus the single girls' boner bonus pill.
291
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,458
Hey! How you doing, dick?
292
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,660
You're looking good tonight, Richard.
293
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,332
I am hammered.
294
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,334
And I am straight as a fucking line.
295
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,720
Focused, sharp, determined.
296
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,674
Determined? For what?
297
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,943
You, me, my bed.
298
00:19:06,511 --> 00:19:08,179
30 minutes.
299
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,848
I don't think
I can make it even
to the Fuckin' door.
300
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,367
I'll lead you.
I don't think
I have the strength.
301
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,569
Where there's a pill,
302
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:16,404
there's a way.
303
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,213
That's all I really need to know.
304
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,347
Hey.
305
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,101
Fancy running into you here.
306
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:49,520
Yeah.
307
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,693
Are you all right?
308
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,363
No.
309
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,166
I don't think so.
310
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,204
What's going on?
311
00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:13,094
I think my girlfriend's cheating on me.
312
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,686
Hurts, doesn't it?
313
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,089
I was a real dick to you, wasn't I?
314
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,362
Most of the time, yeah.
315
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,534
I'm sorry.
316
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,656
You deserve better.
317
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:07,431
But you don't.
318
00:21:32,657 --> 00:21:33,758
Sorry, I'm...
319
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,938
I cheated on someone.
320
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,193
I know.
321
00:21:54,196 --> 00:21:56,113
I can read people.
322
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,115
So you know I'm a pretty shitty guy.
323
00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,516
I know you made a shitty choice.
324
00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:02,586
Doesn't mean that it's who you are.
325
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:04,521
Does it?
326
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,547
Apparently not what you look like.
327
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:27,544
Behind all that hair you're really pretty.
328
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,779
I have the tower of eiffel in my pants.
329
00:22:46,415 --> 00:22:47,832
I'll help you out of those.
330
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,074
Feels like an oboe.
331
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:00,911
I'll pretend we're at band camp.
332
00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:51,298
Drew, let's...
333
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,205
Have fun.
334
00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:16,123
Asshole.
335
00:26:19,127 --> 00:26:21,412
It's official!
I'm Anthony Michael hall.
336
00:26:21,463 --> 00:26:22,463
Everyone hooks up but me.
337
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:25,749
Buying a new vibrator.
338
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:31,505
That's nice.
339
00:26:33,475 --> 00:26:36,143
I'm gonna ride you all night.
340
00:27:12,514 --> 00:27:14,715
Thanks to that little white pill.
341
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,217
One little pill...
342
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,504
Makes me love you.
343
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:26,777
Now I want you to fuck me.
344
00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:45,162
What the fuck
kind of feel-good
ending is that?
345
00:27:46,908 --> 00:28:12,731
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