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[theme music playing]
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[slurping]
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Ah!
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Okay, I'm ready. Let's go.
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Dad? I want to drive.
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Okay, tomorrow.
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-No, you said that yesterday.
-What did I say?
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You said, "Tomorrow,
I'll take you for a drive."
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-Is today tomorrow or today?
-It's today!
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Okay, tomorrow, I'll take you for a drive.
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No, take me now!
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-I cannot move the car, you idiot!
-Why not?
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The neighbor will take the spot.
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-So?
-Last time he left it there
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for three weeks and blocked my view.
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View of what? There's nothing
to look at. You have a driveway.
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Just park there.
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The spot in front of my house
is for me and nobody else!
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So you're not using the car now?
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You're gonna sit here, trapped.
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No, I'm free to use
the car whenever I want.
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I just have to wait
until he comes home first.
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So when he comes home, can you take me?
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-No!
-Why not?
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Because today is Tuesday.
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And he normally takes the car
to the gym at around 10:00.
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Dad, snap out of it!
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Take me for a drive.
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The car will not move one centimeter.
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I will have a shower.
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Now go back to sleep, you idiot.
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Ah!
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[Dad yelling in pain]
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[laughs]
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Huh? Oh!
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[sighs in relief]
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[Dad screaming]
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[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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Theo!
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I just want to have a friendly chat.
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[door closes]
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[engine starts]
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What's up?
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I'm gonna get my Ps today. Get in the car.
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Why can't your dad take you?
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He never wants to move
the car out of his spot.
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So I had to steal it.
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Are you ready for the Ps test?
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Not really, but I'll take my chances.
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Have you practiced everything?
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Yes, pretty much.
Except for the reverse park.
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The reverse park is the Ps test.
What are you talking about?
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-Shut up! Just get in the car!
-What do you need me for?
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I'm on my Ls, so I need
a supervising driver.
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You got all the documents ready?
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Yeah, logbook's filled.
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What about the license application form?
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I'll fill one out when I get there.
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You can't turn up unprepared
to the roads office.
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That's like driving with no seatbelt.
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One wrong move and you're dead.
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They will break you.
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They will break your will to drive!
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Why the fuck do you think
I walk everywhere?
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No! Fuck off!
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Fuck off!
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[car locks chirp]
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Why you park in front of my house
when you already have free spot?
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I want a clear view.
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So do I. We come to agreement.
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You park in front of your house,
I park in front of my house, this is fair.
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No.
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Why not, you scumbag?
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Because, I can park anywhere I want, okay?
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All of this here is council road, mate.
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Council road.
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Do not ever try to park here again.
You understand me?
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-You don't own the street, mate.
-Try me.
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Just try me!
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You can't stand there forever.
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Argh!
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[grunting]
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Ah!
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Ah! [laughs]
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[music plays on TV]
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[baby crying]
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What is it about the roads office that
attracts every weirdo within 5 kilometers?
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-[machine beeps]
-[electronic voice] Ticket number five.
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Oh, man, let's get a seat.
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-Fuck!
-[grunting]
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[grunts]
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You fuckhead! Piss off!
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Why you shaking your head for? Huh? Why?
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Give me the logbook.
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-[machine beeps]
-[electronic voice] Ticket number 34.
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Hey, that's me!
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How can I help you today?
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Hi, I'd like to do my Ps test.
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-Oh, you must be so excited.
-Yep.
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Have you got your learner driver's
license and logbook?
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Yep.
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Logbook.
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Form.
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We can get you an appointment
in the next ten minutes.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Wow. Thank you so much.
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You're Filo, eh? That accent.
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-I love that accent.
-Wow.
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How did you guess? Have you been?
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Nah, but I've spent hours
on the phone to Telstra technical support.
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I mean, I'd love to go to the Philippines.
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They must have nice buildings.
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Not for call centers… There.
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Are there are call center tours
that I can go on?
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That came out wrong!
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[inaudible]
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[gruffly] What do you want?
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That kind lady was just
getting me a Ps appointment.
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-Nah. Fill it out again.
-Why?
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You can't use pencil to fill out a form.
Use a pen.
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But she already got me an appointment!
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I don't care, fill it out again!
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Can I fill it out here
so I don't lose my place?
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-No.
-Can I… Can I get a pen?
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Pen bay over there.
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[shouts] Next!
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Fuck!
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Woman! Where are you?
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I'm in the backyard! Why you screaming?
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Get me sunscreen! 50-plus!
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-What?
-Sunscreen! 50-plus!
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Get it yourself.
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I told you, no screaming across the house.
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[groaning]
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Sunscreen…
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[man 1] Don't be too fussy,
just chuck it in.
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-[man 2] Yeah.
-Chuck it in.
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Hey, hey!
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Stop, you idiot!
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What the fuck do you think you're doing?
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Where are my belongings?
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-Didn't you call us?
-No!
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So, this is your stuff?
145
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Yes, it is fucking my stuff.
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Okay. This is for you.
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What is this?
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It's a fine for illegal dumping.
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$1,000? Who the fuck are you?
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We're from the council.
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But these are my belongings.
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-Yes, but you dumped them illegally.
-But that is my house.
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Yes, but this is council road.
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Did he call you?
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Hey, look, I can't reveal that. Okay?
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But you can pick up your stuff
from the council dump, all right?
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Do you guys need any more help or…
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-No, we're all good, thanks, mate.
-Lovely.
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[both grunting]
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Hey, hey! I will kill you!
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All on camera, mate. All on camera.
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You will not get the spot.
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You will not get the spot!
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[snores]
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[baby crying]
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Hey, man, step back.
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You're fucking too close to me, you freak!
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I can feel your breath on my neck.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, hurry up, mate.
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My pen isn't working, you fuckwit!
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Whoa. What the hell are you doing?
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-I'm next.
-No, you're not!
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[all] Yeah, yeah, he's next, mate.
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But my pen isn't working.
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You chose to go to that bay.
You could have gone to any of them.
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-But it's not working?
-Bad luck.
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[all] Yeah, try again, mate. Try again.
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Man, fuck you all!
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I don't have to listen
to you, you peasants.
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Let go!
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Why are you siding with him? Huh? Why?
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[all] Because you've got no respect!
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[men grunting]
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[man 1] Get to the back of the line.
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Okay. Don't fucking touch me!
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[all] Get to the back of the line!
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[man 2] Back of the line!
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Congratulations. You got full marks.
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00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:15,160
Hey, brah, how was it?
Did he make you do a reverse park?
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-Yeah, of course he did.
-And, how did it go?
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I got a high distinction.
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I'm in the top 1% in the state.
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What? How'd you do it? I need advice.
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I used Euclidean geometry to calculate
a perfect parabolic vector.
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Once the car and the gutter
are equidistant to the base
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of the gutter, I used the--
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Shut up! This isn't fucking helping!
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Look, just make sure you get this guy.
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He's handing out P-plates like popcorn.
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I fucking hit the car
and he still passed me.
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[baby crying]
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Are you almost finished yet?
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No! Stay there!
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[groans]
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[phone ringing]
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Don't get it! Don't get it!
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But what if it's my baby?
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00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,480
What if he's in danger?
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00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,360
I'm not finished yet! Stay there!
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-Stay there! Do not move!
-[ringing continues]
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No. I have to.
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[tires screech]
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00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,480
No, no!
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[car locks chirp]
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Move the car! Move it!
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No.
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But how long will you be?
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Hmm, um, not sure.
220
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I'll see how I go.
221
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Don't worry, honey,
it was just a marketing call.
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Oh, no! Somebody parked there.
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Do you still need me to stand?
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[growls]
225
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Theo, your examiner is ready!
226
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It's okay, baby. Wake up. Wake up.
227
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,440
Theo, your examiner is ready!
228
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,120
Aw, you had a big sleep there, didn't you?
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What the fuck? Don't touch me.
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Am I getting the easy bloke, huh?
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Follow me, please.
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-Yes!
-Hello.
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-Please take me to your car.
-Okay.
234
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Excuse me?
235
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,520
Didn't you finish three minutes ago?
236
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,680
Yes, but I was running behind
and wanted to do this last test.
237
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It's okay. I'll take this one. You can go.
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-No. It's fine.
-Yeah, it's honestly fine.
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Knock off!
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Take me to your car, mate.
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Please, please, please, please.
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[seatbelt clicks]
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Okay.
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[engine starts]
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How are you?
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-Good.
-That's good.
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Okay.
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Now I check behind me before I drive.
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I'm not responding to you.
Just do the test.
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Okay. How are you anyway? You good?
251
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You've already asked me that, imbecile.
252
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I'm not having any discussion with you!
253
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Okay.
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[engine stalls]
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[engine starts]
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00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,760
[Charlene clears throat]
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Can you ignore that one?
258
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[shouting] Can you just put it in reverse
and get the hell out of here?
259
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I'm doing good, yeah?
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00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,200
I'm not saying anything.
261
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Now, do a reverse park.
262
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-Reverse park?
-Yes.
263
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Shouldn't we do, like,
a lane change or something?
264
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,480
-You know, warm up?
-Reverse park!
265
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,560
Okay, fine. Which type?
266
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,280
What do you mean, which type?
267
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,560
There is only one type.
268
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,600
No, I know, it's driving humor.
269
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,440
Don't you know humor?
Shouldn't you know that?
270
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,640
-Here?
-Yes, here.
271
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,040
No, no, no, no. Reverse park.
272
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,160
Reverse park!
273
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,360
Back there!
274
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,960
[softly] Please, please…
275
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,040
Check it out.
276
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,360
He's going for a reverse park.
277
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,280
-Yeah, that wasn't too bad.
-[all agreeing]
278
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,600
-Yes, yes! Oh, my God! Yes!
-Keep going.
279
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,040
-What do you want us to do?
-Move it!
280
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,480
What for?
281
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,000
Because he has free spot
in front of his house,
282
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,160
but parks in front of my house.
283
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,640
Park in front of his house, then.
284
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:21,920
No. I want my car to be
in front of my house.
285
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,120
Look! He put his finger up at me!
286
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,920
I know it's very frustrating,
but unfortunately, we can't do
287
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,640
anything unless the car
is illegally parked.
288
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,120
Really?
289
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,600
Only then can we do something about it.
290
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,920
Like what?
291
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,120
We'll tow it away.
292
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,000
[whistles]
293
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,840
[grunting]
294
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,800
I am a collector.
295
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,720
[grunts]
296
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,200
Hello, police?
297
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,920
Congratulations, mate.
298
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,840
You failed.
299
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,920
What? But you were ticking.
I saw you ticking.
300
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,200
I know I was.
301
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,640
But you still failed.
302
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,240
But that reverse park
was fucking flawless.
303
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,600
Can you at least tell me why?
304
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:51,160
You used your horn illegally.
That's an automatic fail.
305
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,440
-When?
-Darling Street.
306
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,520
Better luck next time, champ.
307
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,960
[cackles]
308
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,640
I beeped because he deserved it.
309
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,800
You used your horn illegally.
310
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,240
Why did he do it, though?
311
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:08,319
A Yaris legally changed
into his lane, then he beeped.
312
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,200
Yeah, because I let him in and he didn't
give me the thank-you wave.
313
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,640
Oh, that's bullshit!
314
00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:14,480
Not even a quick hand gesture?
315
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,720
-Nothing!
-It doesn't matter.
316
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,400
A thank-you wave isn't a real road rule.
317
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,079
What the fuck?
318
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,640
Not real?
319
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,160
Are you joking me?
320
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,440
When someone lets you in,
goes out of their way,
321
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,480
out of their daily life,
to slow themselves down,
322
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,120
just to let in another car,
then they deserve a thank-you wave.
323
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,440
Am I right?
324
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,840
Huh? Okay. Let me ask these guys.
325
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,360
If you let someone in,
and they don't give you
326
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,000
the thank-you wave, what would you do?
327
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,000
I'd beep him!
328
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,320
I'd beep him, and then I'd cut him off!
329
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,240
I'd fucking bash the cunt!
330
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,880
[all agreeing angrily]
331
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,720
-Drop him!
-[man] Stomp on the cunt!
332
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:58,160
Now, it might not be legal and it might
not be in your little book of rules,
333
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:02,240
Charlene, but I sure as hell know
it's in my right as an Aussie
334
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,520
to expect a fucking thank-you wave.
335
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:09,840
-Licence. Give him a license!
-[all angrily agreeing]
336
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,040
I'm gonna have to agree
with him, Charlene.
337
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,920
Give the man his license!
338
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,800
[all cheering]
339
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,560
[mouthing]
340
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,560
[camera clicks]
341
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:42,720
[dance music playing on stereo]
342
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,000
Hey, brah. Wanna race?
343
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,360
How many kilowatts you got off the wheel?
344
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,800
I'll race you for the stop sign.
345
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,160
[engine revs]
346
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,880
[engine sputters]
347
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,320
[engine stalls]
348
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,880
[engine starts]
349
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,520
So, I got my Ps and we can do
whatever we want.
350
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,600
Yeah.
351
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,120
We can go anywhere now.
352
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,760
Anywhere, and do whatever
we want, when we want.
353
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,160
So, what are we gonna do?
354
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,880
-Let's just go to Macca's.
-Yeah.
355
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,720
We can do laps around the car park
in front of everyone for no reason.
356
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,360
-Yeah, good idea.
-I'll pick you up later tonight.
357
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,760
Dad! I got my Ps!
358
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,880
-Dad?
-Where did you park it? Outside?
359
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,560
Yeah, I parked it in the spot.
Where is everything?
360
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,440
Hey! No, no, no. What are you doing?
361
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,800
I'm writing up a fine, mate.
What does it look like?
362
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,400
You're in a no standing zone.
363
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,120
You do not understand.
This sign is not real.
364
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,880
Really? Looks real to me.
365
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,840
But it wasn't here before.
366
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,520
Your neighbor was kind enough
to report the sign as damaged.
367
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,840
So the council has
permanently reinstated it.
368
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,400
No! [grunting]
369
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,320
No! [grunting]
370
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,440
[theme music playing]
371
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,840
Why you shaking it for?
Why are you shaking it? Stop it.
372
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,520
-You're ma--
-[laughing]
373
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,680
-It's okay. Go.
-He said he doesn't want to.
374
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,200
-It's all right.
-Clock off!
375
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,400
[laughs]
376
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,520
I'll fucking go all of youse, you dogs!
377
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,360
Especially you, you gronk!
378
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,600
-Get back.
-[laughter]
379
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,760
[Charlene] Clock off!
380
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,600
[laughs]
381
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,040
[Charlene] Next!
382
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,320
[laughs]
383
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,920
[laughter]
384
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,240
Hey, mate, you gonna pay for that?
385
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,120
I have a right to try
before I buy, you idiot!
386
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,040
Theo? It's me, Lilly!
387
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,440
You want to take one of the biggest
supermarkets in the country to court?
388
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,760
To the High Court!
389
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,080
Would you guys care
for a complimentary Chiko Roll?
390
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,200
Yeah, okay!
391
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,440
[mouth full] Man,
it's like a huge spring roll!
392
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,680
-[farts]
-[groans]
393
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,880
It was the worst apple
I have ever had in my life!
394
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,040
Hello, Grandma.
395
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,600
[shrieking] Let go of me!
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