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[engine revs]
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[Johnny on phone] You reallywanna see some evil shit?
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-Yeah.
-Go to the abandoned railyard.
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-The one near the cemetery?
-Yeah.
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That's not scary, that's nothing!
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Brah, the government blocked it
because people were going in there, right?
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And they were talking to the dead.
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Who could they talk to?
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-Anyone.
-What, even Tupac?
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Brah, my mate spoke to Biggie
three months ago.
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So I can ask him anything
and he'll answer?
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-Yeah!
-All right. Let's go!
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I'm nervous. I don't even know
what I'm gonna say to him.
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Who are you going to talk to?
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I want to talk to Colonel Sanders.
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Why?
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I reckon if I'm polite, he'll tell me
his 11 secret herbs and spices.
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Who's that?
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I don't know, man.
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Let's go the other way around.
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Tupac!
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Tupac, are you there?
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This is bullshit, it's not working!
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Maybe 'cause we're in Australia
and because of the exchange rate,
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Tupac is only One-pac.
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[loud creaking]
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[door creaks open]
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[hissing sound]
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[Superwog groans]
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What the…
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This place is fucking weird, brah.
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Let's get out of here!
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Which way was it back?
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I've got no idea.
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We'll ask that homeless dude.
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Hey, brah!
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Hey, I'm talking to you!
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Oh… Uh… Sorry to disturb you,
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but how do we get back to the main road?
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[growls]
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-What the fuck?
-He's on ice.
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Yeah, no worries, brah,
we'll figure it out.
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[growls]
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Stay there! Don't move!
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We don't have any change, all right?
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[theme music playing]
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[Superwog whimpering]
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[grunting]
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[gunshot]
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-[body thuds]
-[pants]
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He's dead… He's fucking dead!
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[man] Guys, over here!
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Quick!
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Over here!
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Brah, we just saw
an ice-head get murdered.
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-It was a fucking headshot.
-Shh!
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I'm serious, brah.
His fucking dead body's right there!
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Guys, shut up! Shut the hell up! I did it.
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What? Why?
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He wasn't homeless, he was infected!
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Infected? How do you know?
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What, you just assume 'cause
he's homeless he's infected?
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Yeah, how do we know you're not infected?
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Yeah! You probably have gonorrhea!
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Where the hell did you guys come from?
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The tunnels over there.
I'm going to report you.
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I just witnessed your admission.
Johnny, call the cops!
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There are no cops! There is no law!
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I'm not a murderer. That was a zombie!
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What?
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A flesh-eating virus has spread,
turning people into zombies.
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That was a zombie.
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A virus formed in an American lab
spread across the globe within days.
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Most of the country's been wiped out.
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When did this happen?
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Six months ago!
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[laughs] Six months. You're an idiot.
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What the hell?
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Man, stuff you, brah! I'm going home.
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Wait! You can't go out there.
You'll been eaten in a second.
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We've got to stick together
in order to survive.
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I need to see my parents!
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Your parents are probably dead.
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Almost everyone has died of starvation.
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There's no way my dad did,
he collects canned food.
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He's got like five years' worth
of creamed corn.
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I know they're alive!
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You know why all this happened?
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Because of North Korea and Donald Trump!
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They both come together
and they put a virus in the computer
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and it made the email
put it in your pocket.
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The Queen rooted a man from Albania
in her palace
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and refused to get an abortion.
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Will someone shut him up?
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You know what caused
all this zombie bull-crap?
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-What?
-Bottled water!
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They put chemical in the water
and they poisoned everybody.
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Okay.
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And you know the plane that come above
in the sky and put white powder?
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This is cancer.
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The government gives you cancer.
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The moon landing was bullshit.
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Bill Gates is a lizard!
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-Shut the hell up!
-Shut up!
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What is your problem?
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You finished five years' worth
of canned food in six months.
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What the hell are we supposed to do now?
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This was my food.
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You are lucky I'm not charging you
rent, you fucking thief!
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God will judge you all!
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Honey, stop! You're annoying everyone.
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God will be on my side.
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Because I do not have
foreskin on my penis!
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You will all burn in hell!
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Okay. You see the 4-wheel-drive?
It's open.
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This'll work if we're quick.
I'm going to cover you.
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-You're going to cover me?
-Yes, while you run.
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Okay, cover me in what?
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No, you run to the car,
I'll make sure no zombies get to you!
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Okay, we run, you get in!
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Right. After three, you go.
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-Three what?
-Three seconds!
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Three seconds, you cover me, then
Johnny runs and you meet me here!
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No, you both run,
I cover you, then you run.
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We wait three seconds,
you run, I lock the door,
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you cover me, then after
three seconds we meet back here.
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God damn it! You run to the car.
Once you get in, I'll meet you there.
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I don't have many bullets left
so get in the car as quickly as possible.
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Why couldn't you be that clear
from the start?
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Go!
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[Johnny] Move!
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[Superwog] I want to sit in the front!
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You always sit in the front!
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[Johnny] Hey!
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Get in the car!
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What the hell are you doing?
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[gunshots]
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Both of you, in the car now!
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We haven't eaten in two days.
The food's not going to magically appear
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we have to do something about it!
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Yes, we have to, now!
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We need to form a party and go.
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No! There is no need
to talk about all this.
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What do you mean go outside and get food?
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You are all fools!
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We're all starving to death here!
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There is nothing left!
All that is left here is us.
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This is no point.
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We are all about to leave existence!
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[sighs]
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I took it all for granted,
all the food I used to eat.
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I used to eat three large racks
of lamb ribs
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and clean them right down to the bone
without even thinking about it.
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All this is basically lamb fat.
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Stop that!
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-Let me hold your gun, brah.
-No.
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-Why not?
-Because.
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Because what?
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'Cause you're scared, eh?
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It's empty. Why would I be scared?
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You're scared I'll bop-bop your ugly head!
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[laughs]
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-Where are you taking us?
-Supermarket.
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Why?
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We need water.
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But the tap was working back there.
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I don't trust the main water system.
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I don't trust you, brah!
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First, you headshot a homeless junkie.
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Then you pull us into a public toilet
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and then you tell us you have gonorrhea!
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I don't have gonorrhea,
I never said I have gonorrhea.
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-Yes, you did.
-No, I didn't!
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You did, I heard you.
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Brah, how do I know you're not some pedo?
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I'm not a pedo! I'm not a fucking pedo!
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You! Get in the back, now!
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Hello, my friend, how are you?
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I'm okay.
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How are you feeling?
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I'm all right. Why?
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You look very dirty.
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I bet you would like a nice, hot…
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bath.
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Oh, I'd love one, actually,
but I couldn't waste any more of my water.
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No, do not worry,
I will give you some of my water.
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Jeez, thanks.
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Now, that is better, isn't it?
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Yes, thank you.
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You're very kind.
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Would you like more water?
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No, that's enough.
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It is a bit hot, though.
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Don't worry, it is good.
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It is cold outside,
you will get used to it.
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What's that?
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That is camoon,
it is very good for your skin.
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What is this one?
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It is just chili powder,
to open your pores.
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What are you doing, mate?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Just stay in the bath.
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I want you to relax.
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The water's a little too hot.
Can we cool it down a little?
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Don't worry, just stay still.
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What the hell are you doing?
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What?
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Ahhh!
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Ahhh!
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Somebody get me out of here!
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[groans]
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[Dad growls]
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A-5. A-5. This doesn't make any sense!
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Whoa. What the…
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[growls]
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Whoa.
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Do not move! Don't fucking move!
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Put the car back in park right now!
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[growls]
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Dear Heavenly Lord…
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Those are the biggest things
I've ever seen in my life.
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-Guys!
-No, don't move 1 centimeter!
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-[squelches]
-[gasps]
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What the…
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No, I want it!
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-I want it!
-Oi, stop it! Stop it!
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Stop it! Give me that!
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[Superwog] What the hell?
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That was our tit, not yours.
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Is that another survivor?
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Get in! Get in!
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[sighs in relief]
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Can't believe my luck.
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Brah, well done for making
it this far with all these zombies around.
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What did you just call them?
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Zombies.
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Do not refer to them as zombies!
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That's offensive.
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They prefer to be called
the living deceased.
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What?
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You know, you three ought to be
ashamed of yourselves.
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Objectifying a female member
of the living deceased like that,
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like I saw you did!
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It's very problematic.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Now, I'm happy you saved me,
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but do not, under any circumstances,
refer to them as zombies again!
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Do I make myself clear?
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-[zombie snarls]
-[man screaming]
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I think he's going to need stitches.
Where is the medical kit?
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Untie me!
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I will eat all of you!
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I will eat every one of you.
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[grunting]
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Untie me.
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No, honey, they're all scared
of you, I can't.
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You are a fucking traitor! [spits]
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Okay, okay. Sorry.
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Please!
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No. Bye.
261
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,960
Please! I love you.
262
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,880
What did you say?
263
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:16,520
[straining] I… I love… you.
264
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,440
Honey, you've never said that to me.
265
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,960
Honey, I'm shocked.
266
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,760
[exhales] Okay, now untie me.
267
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,240
I've always wanted you to say it to me.
268
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,640
-Untie me.
-Did you really mean it?
269
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,920
Yes! Untie me.
270
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,840
I love you too, honey!
271
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,080
[groaning]
272
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,480
Say it again and I'll untie you.
273
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,040
[straining] I… love…
274
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,880
you.
275
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,960
Now, untie me!
276
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,120
Now tell me why you love me.
277
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,440
Get away from me!
278
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,720
Okay, I'll keep them away,
279
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,360
you two run over, get the bottles,
and run back.
280
00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,480
[both] Okay.
281
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,360
Really? You guys understood that?
282
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,840
Yes, that was easy!
283
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,520
All right. Water, water.
So much to choose from.
284
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,800
You know, not all of them
are Australian-made.
285
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,720
-Really?
-Yeah.
286
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,040
-Some water comes from the mountains…
-[ranger screams]
287
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,680
…while others are bottled tap water.
288
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,360
-See, that's an important difference.
-Yeah, yeah. For sure.
289
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:20,880
[Superwog] Mmm.
290
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,840
You know what's--
291
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,800
-What's going on?
-We're coming!
292
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,160
-You know what's a fucking scam?
-What?
293
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,160
That Voss water.
294
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,560
-People only like it…
-[screams]
295
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,800
…'cause it comes in glass.
296
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,240
But you can't leave it anywhere.
It rolls around all over.
297
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,360
-It's a scam, eh?
-Mmm.
298
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,280
We'll just get the 24-pack, then.
299
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,440
Ahhh! Ahhh!
300
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,280
What are you doing? What are you doing?
301
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,320
Ahhh! Fuck!
302
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,520
I just want to say, I think you're
handling all this really well.
303
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,280
-You reckon?
-Yeah!
304
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,400
-I think you're really brave.
-Thanks, brah, that means a lot.
305
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,480
I'm telling you, I reckon this
ranger bloke's overdoing it.
306
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,400
I realized that zombies
are like pit bulls.
307
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,040
If you avoid making eye contact,
they ignore you.
308
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,880
-Really?
-Yeah. Watch.
309
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,520
Hey, brah, are you sure?
310
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,680
Yeah, watch.
311
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,200
[screams]
312
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,000
[Johnny] Hey! Get off! Help!
313
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,320
-Holy shit!
-Help!
314
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,960
[Superwog] Hey, Johnny! Johnny!
315
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,560
He promised he's not going to try
and eat anyone.
316
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,800
Do you promise?
317
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,880
Yes.
318
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,800
-It really hurts.
-Oh, it's okay.
319
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,240
Lucky you've got a lot of soft
tissue to help oil up the tendons.
320
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,080
He's looking at me weird again.
321
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,880
Stop it. Stop it, honey!
322
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,440
[gasps]
323
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,720
-Zombie's taking a fucking shit.
-But…
324
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,840
But, but, but… That is my toilet!
325
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,240
But… But…
326
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,720
Not my cigarettes!
327
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,720
-[Mum screams]
-[others] No!
328
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,640
No!
329
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,360
[groaning]
330
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,440
[shrieks]
331
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,440
-[screaming]
-[spraying]
332
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,080
-[growling]
-[continues screaming]
333
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,320
[screaming stops]
334
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,680
[both scream]
335
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
He's mine!
336
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:49,040
Please! Please don't leave me
with that man, he's insane!
337
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,560
Go! Go!
338
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,960
[screams]
339
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,640
Where's the creamed corn?
340
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:12,520
It's all gone. He ate it all and
then he ate one of the survivors.
341
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,920
Shit!
342
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,400
Wait, where are you going?
343
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,680
The situation's bad.
344
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,839
I'm gonna have to go to
the communications tower,
345
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,560
it's our only hope of survival.
346
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,599
What the…
347
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,080
What is wrong?
348
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,760
I miss my family.
349
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,320
And I miss my dog.
350
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,400
I want you to calm down.
351
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,040
Your family is dead.
352
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,240
I want you to know
that we are your new family.
353
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,880
That's really sweet of you to say.
354
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,080
You are like my daughter now.
355
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,880
Hmm, thanks.
356
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,360
Call me Daddy.
357
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,520
Dad, stop!
358
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,440
-Call me Daddy!
-Daddy.
359
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,720
That is good.
360
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,920
Now go outside and hang the washing!
361
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,080
What happened?
362
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,520
There's no one left.
363
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,360
What?
364
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,400
Everyone's gone.
365
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,240
It's just us.
366
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,680
We're the last humans alive.
367
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,720
This means…
368
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,920
it's up to us
369
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,000
to save the entire human race.
370
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,040
What?
371
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,040
What do you mean?
372
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,880
There are no more survivors.
It's just us left.
373
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,720
We have to repopulate the human race.
374
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,680
But there is only one woman.
375
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,560
Only one woman to reproduce with.
376
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:56,720
Only the man with the most powerful seed
377
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,600
shall plant it in her.
378
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:06,440
God has chosen one of us to be
the father of human civilization.
379
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,000
And this will be me!
380
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,920
I can do it instead.
I don't mind if I have to.
381
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,880
What? No, I'm not having sex
with either of you.
382
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,040
You and I will repopulate Earth!
383
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,800
-I can't.
-Why not?
384
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,160
I'm impotent and I have gonorrhea.
385
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,240
You're going to have to sleep
with one of them.
386
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:30,280
I am the one who will be responsible
for continuing the entire human race.
387
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,880
No, no, no way, I'm not doing it!
388
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,240
All the children of the Earth…
389
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,160
will come from me!
390
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,280
[gunshot]
391
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,320
What the fuck?
392
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,080
[groans]
393
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,840
You did not kill me. You shoot me…
394
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,200
You should kill me.
395
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,960
[gunshots]
396
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,960
[groans]
397
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,400
[gunshot]
398
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,480
You killed my dad!
399
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,800
I knew you wanted to do me instead.
400
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,040
[gunshot]
401
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,880
Wake up. Wake up!
402
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,240
What the…
403
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,200
Come on, we need to get you guys
out of here.
404
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,240
What happened?
405
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,240
Mate, there was a serious
gas leak in there.
406
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,960
You guys were passed out for two hours.
407
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,920
You could have suffered
severe brain damage.
408
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,200
Nah, I'm fine.
409
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,040
But what about the zombies?
410
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,560
There were zombies…
411
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,000
Zombies?
Mate, you must have been dreaming.
412
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,440
[both] But, but, but…
413
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,840
But that's the zombie that you shot!
414
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,760
Mate, that's not a zombie,
that's homeless Joe.
415
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,160
And I'm pretty sure he tea-bagged you both
while you were passed out.
416
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,000
[laughs]
417
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,080
[both gagging]
418
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,440
What is wrong with you, boy?
419
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,360
Dad, I had the craziest dream.
420
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,480
-What happened?
-There were zombies.
421
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,080
We were the only humans alive
422
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,120
and, Holly, the neighbor,
was the last woman
423
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,320
and you wanted to…
424
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,000
What?
425
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,280
Nothing, don't worry about it.
426
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,600
It is okay, boy,
you have nothing to worry about.
427
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,640
[screams]
428
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,920
[theme music playing]
429
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,680
No, do not worry.
430
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,360
I will give you…
431
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,160
[laughs]
432
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,840
-It's okay.
-No, no, don't break my toilet.
433
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,640
[laughs]
434
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,240
That is good!
435
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,160
[all laughing]
436
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,200
[all laughing]
437
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,760
[ranger] Where's the creamed corn?
438
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,400
[laughs]
439
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,360
I fucking kill you, fucking idiot.
440
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,360
-You ruin my fucking toilet.
-[laughs]
441
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,160
Do I make myself clear?
442
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,280
[laughing]
443
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,760
Stop it! Stop it, honey!
444
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,840
[both laughing]
445
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,400
[all laughing]
446
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,800
Now go outside and hang the washing!
447
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,800
-[all laughing]
-Sorry!
448
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,760
God has chosen one of us…
449
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,960
to be the father of hu--
450
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,880
[laughing]
451
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,560
[Superwog] That is so good.
452
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,640
[laughing]
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