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[car engine revs]
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Please, enough.
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Today, I'm going to bake you
a huge birthday cake.
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I've been preparing this for three weeks.
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Honey, the one with the crushed almonds.
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Okay.
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I'm going to make it with extra love.
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Thank you, but I think
I would prefer extra nuts.
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You see, there are only two ways
to get Bitcoins.
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You either buy them or you find them.
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Okay. Okay. So how many
have the computers found?
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Well, I don't know.
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What? You're telling me we've had these
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on full power for three weeks
and I've got no Bitcoins?
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Hold on. Let me log into the account.
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[bashes keyboard]
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All right. I'm in.
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How many has it made?
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We've earned 4 Bitcoins.
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What happened?
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It's got double the power now,
but it's using double the electricity.
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You sure your dad doesn't mind?
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Yeah, he doesn't know anything.
He doesn't even know what day it is.
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All right. Leave everything the way it is.
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Don't let anything
interrupt the connection.
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I'm going to go home.
You want to get burgers later?
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Yeah.
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[both] Bitcoin boys for life!
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What's wrong?
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The electricity bill.
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This is madness!
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[gasps] It has to be a mistake.
Don't worry. I'll make you the cake.
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You will feel better.
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Boy.
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What?
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Did you see the electricity bill?
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Nah, man. Why?
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It is over $6,000.
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No, it's not.
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No family in the world
uses that much electricity.
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This is astronomical.
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What are you looking at me for?
It's probably your electric blanket.
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What is all this?
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Why are all these fans on?
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It's cooling down my Bitcoin mining rig.
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Bitcoin?
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What is Bitcoin?
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It's an online currency.
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It's the way of the future.
I've already made, like, 4 Bitcoins.
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My net worth is, like, 800 bucks.
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Really? Where?
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Show me the Bitcoin.
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I can't, it's digital.
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You cannot even show me 1 Bitcoin?
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It doesn't work like that.
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[chuckles]
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You are useless.
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Yeah, yeah. Your backward brain
is too tiny to understand this stuff.
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Me, backward?
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You are the fucking idiot of the family.
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You do not know what you are doing.
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This is a scam.
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-Switch it off!
-No!
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When I become a millionaire,
the first thing I'm gonna do
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is put your fat arse in a smelly
nursing home, Aussie-style.
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Yeah?
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Yeah! You'll be eating devon
for breakfast every day.
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-Here!
-No, Dad. No!
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No, no, no. Don't. Please, Dad.
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You idiot!
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Fucking take this out of my house.
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Okay!
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[theme music playing]
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I thought you said he doesn't care!
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Yeah, but I didn't think
the bill would be that much!
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Well, Tony Robbins says you've got
to spend money to make money.
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-Okay, plug them in your house, then.
-No.
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Then what are we gonna do?
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Forget it, man. It's too much effort.
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What the hell?
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What happened to "Bitcoin boys for life"?
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What happened to making millions?
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-Yeah, but…
-No!
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What are you gonna do, walk away?
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Tony Robbins wouldn't walk away.
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Where are we gonna find
free electricity and Internet?
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Think. What would Tony Robbins
do in this situation?
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Tony Robbins would say,
"I get knocked down,
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but I get up again."
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Isn't that Chumbawamba?
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Yeah, but Chumbawamba stole it off him.
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Oh.
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[both] Bitcoin boys for life!
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Excuse me. Hello.
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I think there has been a mistake.
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Okay, what's happened?
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You see, my bill.
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It says 5,434.56.
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There's no mistake. That's the amount.
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No, but I only use an electric blanket.
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The only mistake is that it is two
weeks overdue and hasn't been paid.
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But it is my birthday!
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It doesn't matter.
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How would you like to pay?
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Do you think I am stupid enough
to pay a $10,000 electricity bill?
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Unfortunately, you have no choice.
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You have to pay it!
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And what if I do not?
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What if I do not?
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Your electricity will be cut off.
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You will cut my electricity?
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Yes.
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You do not give me electricity.
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Only God give electricity.
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God give human electricity, not you!
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Yeah, I mean, if you guys really
want, you can put them in here.
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There's hundreds of computers.
No one would notice.
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You can come in now if you want.
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Yeah, all right, brah.
We'll be there in 20 minutes.
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Mate, you sure we can trust this guy?
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Yeah, I went to school
with him when I was a kid.
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One time I used his fingers
for a finger-painting project
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and he didn't dob me in.
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-No way?
-Yeah.
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Man, that guy's decent. That's decent!
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Through here.
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Excuse me.
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Who are they?
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They're with me, helping with IT.
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Do they have temporary passes?
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Here.
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Right, go on.
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[mockingly] Right, go on.
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Get back to work, you idiot!
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Far! Slaves.
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Why youse all look so depressed?
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Smile.
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How's work going, mate?
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Good, thanks.
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Don't forget to take your
one-hour lunch break, huh?
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[laughs]
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Hey, are you a millionaire?
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No, no, I'm not.
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Do you know Tony Robbins?
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Can you give me his number?
'Cause I want to ask him a question.
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Hey, you got 10 bucks?
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Brah, give me 10 bucks.
I need to get home.
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Have you got it?
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Slip it in my pocket, go.
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What are you doing, brah? Give it to me.
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Hey, brah. You got 5 bucks?
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[computer trilling]
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All right, it's up and running.
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Hey, brah. Keep an eye on it.
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Don't let anyone touch it.
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Yeah, of course.
I'm here, like, 10 hours a day.
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My office is just there.
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So, I'll always have my eye on them.
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All right, good.
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Steve, you're a sick cunt, man.
See you later.
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-[flicks switch]
-[gasps]
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Honey, honey. The electricity is off!
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I know.
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What do you mean, you know?
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The electrical company did it.
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-Why?
-I don't know.
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You don't know? How can you not know?
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Did you talk to them? I'm gonna call them.
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I told them. I told them to fucking do it.
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Why would you do that?
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They want me to pay the $15,000 bill.
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Do you think I am a fucking idiot?
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They are thieves!
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I will not pay, even if it kills me.
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How do you expect us
to live without power?
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I will get power.
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How?
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Man walked on the moon. I am a man.
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You think I cannot make electricity?
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Make electricity?
You can't even make your own bed.
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How am I supposed to make the cake?
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I already started making it.
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I do not want the cake!
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I want to make it!
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You are going to enjoy this cake,
even if it's the last thing you do.
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Oh, my God.
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-Oh, my God.
-What?
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Brah, in 10 minutes,
we earned 87 Bitcoins.
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What? What?
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The air conditioning in the building must
be making the computers more efficient.
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[computer trilling]
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That means in half an hour we'll
have earned hundreds of Bitcoins.
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Cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoinhave risen in value by over 1,000%
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in the last two hours.
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Anyone mining Bitcoinon their computers are likely to be
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serious winners right now.
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So people are using computer powerto mine Bitcoins?
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Yes, that's right.
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How many Bitcoins do we have?
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About 200.
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Let's say you have 200 Bitcoins.
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Before the price increase,they'd be worth a measly $10,000.
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Now, they'd be worth over $500,000.
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Nothing says success like a Ferrari.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Think of the looks you'll get
from everyone who ever doubted you.
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Yeah.
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All the people who told you guys
how dumb and ugly you look,
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who made fun of your contorted
and weird body shapes.
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Okay! We get it!
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So, I take it you're
interested in this one?
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Yeah, we want two of them.
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-One each.
-Both?
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Yeah. You understand?
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You're looking at a couple
of Bitcoin billionaires here.
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-Will you need finance for that?
-Finance?
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Yeah, how will you be paying?
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[both] Bitcoin!
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What is this?
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A solar panel.
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-A solar panel?
-Yes.
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If you had half the brain of a donkey,
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you would know it converts
electricity into sunlight.
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I will lodge it into the ground
and everything will go back to normal.
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Honey, you need a shovel. Get a shovel.
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No! I will do it the way I think is best.
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How long is this going to take?
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I need to make the cake.
How will I make my cake?
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Look at you. You're an idiot.
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Why can't you listen to me?
Use the shovel.
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[Dad angrily] Okay, I will use the shovel
and I will bury you.
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What did you say?
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[cheerfully] I will use the shovel.
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Okay. Now, let me see.
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You did it?
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[electricity fizzles]
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Oh, my God.
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My cake mix is going off.
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You've wasted my whole morning.
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I wasted your whole morning?
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You wasted my whole life!
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It's funny how life works out, you know?
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Things can happen just like that.
Your whole life can turn around.
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You want another burger, Steve?
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-Um…
-Get him another burger.
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We'll get another burger over here!
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Jeez, thanks, guys.
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You itch my back, I'll itch your back.
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We're gonna look after you, Steve.
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Thanks, man. You guys are too nice.
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Listen, I'm gonna come
tomorrow to update the software
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on the computers.
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Oh, no. You can't.
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-Why not?
-Today was my last day.
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-What?
-Today was my last day.
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What do you mean, today was your last day?
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I don't work there anymore.
My contract ended today.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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I was on a three-month contract.
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And?
263
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-It ended today.
-Why wouldn't you tell us that?
264
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,720
I don't know, you didn't ask me that.
265
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,880
Okay. It's fine, it's fine.
266
00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,000
Give me your pass,
I'll get the computers back.
267
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,640
I don't have a pass anymore.
268
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,800
So how am I going to get my computers,
you fucking dumb-arse?
269
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,960
I don't know. Why are you asking me that?
270
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,560
You little shit!
271
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,600
Cancel the burger order! Cancel it!
272
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,320
You fucking scumbag!
273
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,720
[Johnny hyperventilating]
274
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,280
This was my only opportunity.
275
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,960
Think! Think!
276
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,240
What would Tony Robbins do
in this situation?
277
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,360
Fuck Tony Robbins! Fuck Tony Robbins!
278
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:50,160
Now you will see my work.
279
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,280
Let there be light!
280
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,080
Oh, my God!
It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
281
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,000
Ah!
282
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,080
You see, this is all-natural.
283
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,160
I can't believe it.
284
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,040
Let me make you something
before the cake.
285
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,360
Can I make you something small?
286
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,360
Okay, make me something small.
287
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,480
You see, nobody can stop me.
288
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,840
I am a genius!
289
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:18,040
[thunder cracks and rumbles]
290
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,000
[rain patters]
291
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,760
Why have you forsaken me?
292
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,120
I cannot let you in without passes.
293
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,600
We have passes.
294
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,840
This is a Krispy Kreme rewards card.
295
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,800
Yeah, but look how many points I got.
296
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:41,880
This is a piece of paper
with "building pass" written in pencil.
297
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:42,960
So?
298
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,480
You are not coming in here.
299
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,720
There is nothing you can do
to come in here without a pass.
300
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,040
It's as simple as that.
301
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,040
My shit is up there.
They fucking stole my stuff!
302
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,760
There is no chance
you're getting into the building.
303
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,240
Good afternoon.
304
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,840
[tools clatter loudly]
305
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,960
Yeah, mate. Fuck,
have you spoken to the scaffolder?
306
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,200
[both] Fucking hell!
307
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,200
Hey, mate. Check out this guy.
Who's that? [guffaws]
308
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,840
Yeah, we need a-fucking-nother
renderer on the job.
309
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,560
Yeah, mate, I called them!
I already spoke to them twice!
310
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,680
What level, guys?
311
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,040
Level nine, dickhead.
312
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,120
Certainly.
313
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,440
You dickhead!
314
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,960
[elevator dings]
315
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,280
Brah, this is unbelievable.
316
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,760
It's like we're invisible.
317
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,000
Yeah, sorry, mate. It's not gonna be
ready till Thursday.
318
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,200
Oh, right.
319
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,480
You fucking wanker.
320
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,400
What'd you call me?
321
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,280
I said it's not gonna be ready
till Thursday.
322
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,640
Okay, yeah.
323
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,000
You butthead!
324
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,440
-[rattling]
-[Dad grunting]
325
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,400
[grunting and panting]
326
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,680
Keep going, keep going!
327
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,480
[Mum] Faster, you idiot!
328
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,360
How much longer will you be?
329
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,760
I haven't raised the flour and I
still have to finish the icing.
330
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,240
Hurry up! Hurry up!
331
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,600
[garbled sounds on TV]
332
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,000
Come on! Ride faster.
The TV isn't working.
333
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,240
Change the channel!
334
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,880
[hair dryer whooshing]
335
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,960
Why do you have to have
the TV and the dryer?
336
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,400
Because that's how I do it.
337
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,840
-Do you have a problem with that?
-Yes, I do!
338
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,640
[Dad groans]
339
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,680
Where are they? Where are they?
340
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,040
No, no, no, no! no! [hyperventilates]
341
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,400
Johnny, breathe, breathe!
342
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,280
Hey, brah. We're looking for two computers
that were in the other room.
343
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,200
Computer?
344
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,400
Yeah, one had a Hot4s sticker on the side.
345
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,160
-No.
-What do you mean no?
346
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,520
No mean the opposite of yes.
347
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,600
What…
348
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,800
All computer in this building
belong to us.
349
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,560
What happened to those computers?
350
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,560
We are going to reformat them.
351
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,000
Listen, you dumpling,
if you don't give me the computers,
352
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,600
I'm gonna reformat your head!
353
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,920
Are you finished
with this idiot's computer
354
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,240
Okay.
355
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,680
What do you mean, okay?
356
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,040
Okay mean the opposite of not okay.
357
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,000
Are these the one you after, fat boy?
358
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,560
Yes! Thank you!
359
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,120
Thank you! Thank you!
360
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,240
You good man!
361
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,200
thank you, how are you?
362
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,400
You are good man.
363
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,320
one, two, three, four, five
six, seven, eight, nine, ten
364
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,120
[others laugh]
365
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,520
[both chuckle]
366
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,960
That was close, man.
367
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,840
I just wanna cash out and run.
368
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:02,960
Yeah, me too.
369
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,120
What the fuck?
370
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,440
Oh, no!
371
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,680
No, no, no, no!
372
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,800
They gutted it! They fucking gutted it!
373
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,200
[engines revving]
374
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,640
[both laugh]
375
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,560
[both] Bitcoin boys for life!
376
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,160
Do you want me to cut you another piece?
377
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,360
Yes, please!
378
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,000
[TV playing indistinctly]
379
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,200
Thank you, my dearest wife.
380
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,040
Didn't I tell you I could do it?
381
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,840
Yes, I am very impressed.
382
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,640
And this is all free!
383
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,640
Wow! You are so smart.
384
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,200
I know I am.
385
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,280
This is the best birthday ever.
386
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:53,400
Cryptocurrency Bitcoinhas risen to an all-time high
387
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,120
as hundreds of investorsall over the world
388
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,120
have become instant millionaires.
389
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,720
Bitcoin truly is a forceto be reckoned with.
390
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,200
This is extremely interesting.
391
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,839
What is Bitcoin? All I hear is Bitcoin.
392
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,920
Bitcoin is a digital currency.
393
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,680
It is the way of the future.
394
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,160
[door opens]
395
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,000
Hey, Theo, you are home!
396
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,520
-Yeah.
-Where you going? Stay with us.
397
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,200
Nah, I'm going into my room.
398
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,640
[Dad] Hey, Theo!
399
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:26,319
You know, Bitcoin is
extremely valuable now, boy.
400
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,240
It's going to become
the gold of the future.
401
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,880
Why couldn't you be like
all these smart boys on the TV
402
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,760
and do something with the… Bitcoin?
403
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:39,120
They are all millionaires
while you are sleeping all day long.
404
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,600
It is my birthday!
405
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,240
I'm gonna kill you, you fucking dog!
406
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,520
Shit!
407
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,680
[Dad] Uh-oh!
408
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,000
Faster, you idiot!
409
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,600
Come on! It's not working!
410
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,200
Keep pedaling, Dad!
411
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,880
[Mum] Faster, faster!
412
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,400
[theme music playing]
413
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:26,200
No family in the world
uses that much electricity.
414
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,960
This is… [laughs]
415
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,200
Sorry!
416
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,080
-You butthead!
-[laughs]
417
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,560
[Dad] You are the fucking idiot
of the family.
418
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,320
Why can't you listen to me?
Use the shovel!
419
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,440
[laughs]
420
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,680
Me, backward?
421
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,360
[laughing]
422
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,600
-Yeah. Okay.
-[continues laughing]
423
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,040
Do you know Tony Robbins?
424
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,480
Can you give me his number?
425
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,360
[Dad] You are the fucking idi-- [laughs]
426
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,640
Yeah, fuck this guy.
427
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,080
Oh, you cunt!
428
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,520
You butthead!
429
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,200
[laughs]
430
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,560
Oh, mate!
431
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,920
You're an idiot, mate! Why?
432
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,440
Go to the abandoned railyard.
433
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,280
That's not scary. That's nothing.
434
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,720
Brah, the government blocked it
'cause people were going in there, right?
435
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,520
And they were talking to the dead.
436
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,120
Tupac!
437
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,360
-What the fuck?
-[Superwog] Stay there!
438
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,280
We don't have any change, all right?
439
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,880
There are no cops! There is no law!
440
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,760
Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
441
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,080
[growls]
442
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,720
I'm not having sex with either of you.
443
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,480
[Johnny] Get off! Help!
444
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,720
Holy shit! Johnny! Johnny!
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