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[kids giggling in distance]
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[all laughing]
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Oh, my God.
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[laughing continues]
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[laughs]
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[alarm clock blaring]
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[blaring stops]
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Get up.
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Good boy.
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Why did you lock the door?
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Open it!
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[coughs] I'm sick.
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No, you're not. You will be late, boy.
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-I can't go today.
-Why not?
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It's swimming carnival day.
There's no point.
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Boy, I don't pay for you to sleep
in your room.
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Shut up!
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Open the door.
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Open the door, Theodore.
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No, get lost!
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[Dad banging] Open the door!
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Listen, there's no way
I'm going to school today.
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I'm sick. So, shut your mouth
or walk away, all right?
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[theme music playing]
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[Dad grunts]
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Open it!
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Open! Open!
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[screams]
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[continues screaming] Stop! Stop!
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What the fuck? Okay! Okay, Dad!
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Please, Dad, I'm begging you,
don't make me go today.
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I'll do anything.
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You will go to school today.
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-You will get me a new door.
-What? But you broke it.
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You're the one who bashed it, not me.
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-Yes, but you locked it on me.
-So?
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You can't just walk through a door, Dad.
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Yes, I can.
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I can walk through 1,000 doors
if I want to.
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No, you can't.
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I am your father.
You have to listen to what I say.
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-No, I don't.
-I am your father.
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I created you with my penis
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and I can destroy you with my penis.
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I will destroy you with my penis!
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Okay, Dad! Okay!
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Theo, are you okay?
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Is there something you need to tell me?
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Oh, Lord.
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What happened to you?
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Did someone do this to you?
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Right. Come with me.
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My name is Jane. I'm from the
Department of Community Services.
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So, your father, he walked through
a door so that he could beat you?
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-Yes.
-For no reason?
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No reason. He's an animal.
He'll walk through anything.
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He's basically a human bobcat.
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So, how long's this been going on?
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Months upon months.
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I'm just lucky he didn't use
the cricket bat on me this time.
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-He hits you with a cricket bat?
-Yeah. And he's not mucking around.
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He's hitting sixes with my head.
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Okay. We're going to need you
to tell us everything.
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I'll talk, but I want protection.
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I don't know what that man is capable of.
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Okay, for us to do that, we need to know,
did he threaten you?
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Yes.
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And what did he say
he was going to do to you?
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He said if I don't get him
a replacement door
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he's going to destroy me with his penis.
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[grunting]
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What were you thinking? Do you even think?
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You're a donkey.
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You ignorant woman.
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If you had even half the mentality
of a donkey,
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then maybe I would consider
responding to you.
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We don't have any more doors,
you can't keep destroying them.
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I don not pay for him to sleep
in his room all day.
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You know why he's like that?
Because you are violent.
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He is like that
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because he takes after your idiotic,
psychotic family.
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You idiot! You idiot!
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-Yes?
-Is this number 7 Mona Road?
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I wasn't there. I have alibi.
Ask her. Ask my uncle.
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I thought they were display nuts.
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Display nuts?
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We're here for the father of Theo.
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Yes, that's him right there.
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Get him. Arrest him now.
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Mate, you're going to have
to come with us.
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Me? What did I do?
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Mate, you're looking at
a possible abuse charge.
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-Abuse?
-Yes. You're under arrest.
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Now please don't make this a scene.
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Who reported me?
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It was the boy, wasn't it?
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Okay. Fair enough.
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[Mum screams]
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-Get him! Beat him!
-[Dad grunting]
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[Mum screams]
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-Get him! Beat him!
-[Dad] Get off me!
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-Beat him! [screams]
-[Dad protesting]
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This is your new foster family.
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You'll be staying with them
while we continue our investigation.
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Go on.
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Welcome to the family, mate.
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Thanks. I'm Superwog, brah.
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Oh, we were told your name was Theo.
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Nah, Superwog's my real name, brah.
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Oh, well, I think
Superwog's a lovely name.
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Jack, go on, introduce yourself.
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-Hi, I'm Jack.
-Nice to meet you, mate.
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Fuck! Youse all stand so stiff.
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Loosen up. Youse look like a bunch
of Home And Away cunts.
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Were you on that show?
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No, no… No, I wasn't.
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Come on… Come on inside.
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Are you ready to come inside now?
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What are you staring at, brah?
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You want some of this?
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[all gasp]
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Huh? Get back inside, granny.
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-Come on, mate, let's get you inside.
-[parents laugh nervously]
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How long will you keep my baby
away from us?
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It depends on the results
of this investigation.
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If we find that he's at risk
of danger at home,
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then it could be
anywhere between six to 12 months.
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Okay. Can we extend it to five years?
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No, don't listen to him.
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Before we start, do you think
it is possible to abort my son?
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I wasn't sure before, but now I am.
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No!
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Putting holes through walls
with your fists
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sets a very bad example for him.
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I do not put my fists through the wall,
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I put his head through it.
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[chuckles] No, he doesn't. He's lying.
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Yes, I do. I put his head through
10 millimeter of Gyprock.
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And why would you do that?
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Because 5 millimeter Gyprock too thin.
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10 millimeter, the boy learn his lesson.
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My son is not normal.
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The foster family do not know
what they are dealing with.
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-Take him! Take him!
-Stop it.
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That is completely unacceptable.
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Why? This is no worse than what
my own father used to do to me.
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And what did he used to do to you?
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He put my head in a concrete mixer.
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Look at me. Look how good I turned out!
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I didn't breastfeed my baby.
Is that a problem?
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I tested her breast milk
and it was poison.
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-I--
-I did not let her breastfeed my son.
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Wow. This door, oh, my God.
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I've never seen such a strong front door.
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-Is that aircon?
-Yep, sure is.
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Whoa! You have everything.
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Here. Have some.
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Whoa! No way. Is that fairy bread?
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It is.
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I've heard about fairy bread all my life
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and now I finally get to try some.
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Mmm!
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-Oh!
-What's wrong?
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I was just getting you a tissue, mate.
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Why did you do that?
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Oh. 'Cause in my family my dad bashes
anyone who grabs food before him.
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I see you are admiring the Statesman.
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Yeah! Is that the one with a 5.7-liter?
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Yeah! Only 20,000 clicks on it.
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She's my pride and joy.
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Uh, that is, after my wife.
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[laughs sarcastically]
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Reminds me, there are only
two rules in this house:
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No swearing and no entry into my man shed.
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Man shed? What's that?
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It's my special area.
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Yeah, that's fine, but you don't go
anywhere near my man shed either,
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you got it?
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It's okay.
Here, have some more fairy bread.
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It's okay, go on.
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What is happening?
Why are you doing this to me?
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This is a polygraph test.
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I'm just trying to verify some
of the statements you made earlier.
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It's just procedure,
you've got nothing to worry about.
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Does it test him for diseases?
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You do not need to test me,
I will tell you.
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I have hemorrhoids in my ass.
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No, no. It's not a medical test. Okay?
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We're going to start
with some simple questions.
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All you need to do is answer.
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Do you live in Sydney?
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Uh…
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Do…
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I live in Sydney?
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This is not a trick question.
It's very straightforward.
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Um, you live in Sydney, is that correct?
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Uh, okay.
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I live in Sydney.
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No. I'm not telling you.
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You say yes, if it's true.
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Okay. Yes, if it's true.
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Just say yes.
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-Yes.
-[machine beeps]
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Great. Do you own a car?
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Yes, if it's true.
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Please let your husband answer.
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Do you only have one son?
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Yes, I do.
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Stop answering for him, please.
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Otherwise, I'm going to have
to ask you to leave the room.
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-Do you understand?
-Yes, I do.
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[machine buzzes]
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Oh, dear Lord.
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-That's much better, isn't it?
-These are mine?
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Yes, and you can wear them to bed tonight.
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Wow. I thought PJs were only
for the movies.
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These are mad. I'm finally part
of a normal Aussie family.
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I never knew they even existed.
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Look at me. I'm going to have a nap
in my Aussie PJs.
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Don't your parents wear PJs?
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No, man. My dad just wraps himself
in a bedsheet.
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We got you something else.
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Go on.
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We've been waiting for a new son
to give these to.
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No, I'm good, thank you.
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They've got the family crest
on the back too.
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I hope you like pools
because we're a family of swimmers.
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-Put them on.
-No.
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-Go on, this is good for you.
-No.
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I don't like pools
and I don't like Speedos.
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Why not, mate? These are great.
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We thought maybe we could
all wear our matching Speedos
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and do laps in the pool this afternoon.
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What the fuck?
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I'm not wearing that shit.
You got it, brah?
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Not the cricket bat!
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Only the back, not the head.
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-Mate, I'm not going to hit you.
-[Superwog] Not the head!
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I thought maybe we could play
cricket instead of swimming.
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Listen.
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We heard about what you went through
and I just want you to know
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that you are completely safe here.
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No one will abuse you.
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You have nothing to worry about.
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And you can certainly bet that no one
will beat you with a cricket bat.
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Uh, yeah. Okay.
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Mmm-hmm. You're in a safe space now.
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Mummy and Daddy are here to keep you safe.
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Yeah, yeah. Mummy.
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And you can talk to us
about anything you want.
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Are there any problems
you want to talk about?
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Yeah, yeah. Does Mummy have milk?
I wasn't breastfed.
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Sorry?
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Nothing.
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No one, and I mean no one, will touch you.
256
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,360
You can touch me. Can I touch you?
257
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,440
You, you don't touch me.
258
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,800
But you, fuck, do whatever you want to me.
259
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,560
I won't complain to no one.
I swear to God.
260
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,920
-Mate, that is way out of line.
-What?
261
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,680
That is a really rude
and inappropriate thing to say.
262
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,160
I wasn't breastfed.
She said I could talk about anything.
263
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,040
-You watch your mouth, son.
-Darling!
264
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,320
Watch my mouth? How do I do that?
265
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,080
-Like this?
-[Jack laughs]
266
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,280
Like that?
267
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:45,240
[all laughing]
268
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,800
Do you think your son is idiotic?
269
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,640
Not at all. I think he's very intelligent.
270
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,720
[machine buzzes]
271
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,000
Do you love your son?
272
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,880
[shouting] Yes, I love my son very much!
273
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,000
[machine buzzes]
274
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,080
Uh, I like my son.
275
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,000
[machine buzzes]
276
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,360
I think my son is okay.
277
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,280
[machine buzzes]
278
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,040
For an idiot.
279
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,480
-[machine beeps]
-[grunts]
280
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,000
Will you put your son's head
through a wall again?
281
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,920
No, I will not.
282
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,560
[machine buzzes rapidly]
283
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,760
Why is it beeping?
Are you calling me a liar?
284
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,200
No one is calling you anything.
285
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,240
-[Dad grunts]
-[Mum screams]
286
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,920
[Dad] Stupid, fucking beep machine!
287
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,920
[grunting]
288
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,880
Where is the boy? Where is the boy?
289
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,360
He's not normally like this.
They have a great relationship.
290
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,800
Get me the boy!
291
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:52,720
Get me the boy! I will kill him!
292
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:57,200
I think he's just in a bad mood, honestly.
His hemorrhoids are very uncomfortable.
293
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,840
-Am I a cricket player?
-Yes.
294
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,960
-Am I Shane Warne?
-Yes.
295
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,120
[laughing]
296
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,200
Am I Paris Hilton?
297
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,200
No.
298
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,920
-Do I have blonde hair?
-No.
299
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,800
-Uh…
-[Superwog] Oh, my God.
300
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,160
Here's a clue,
she sucked off that Black guy,
301
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,120
what's-his-name, in that sex tape.
302
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,040
What?
303
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,360
What did I say to you
about swearing, mate?
304
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,920
What, "sucked off"
isn't a swear word, you gronk.
305
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,640
I'm just telling you what happened, brah.
306
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,040
Oh! No, it's okay, honey. It's okay.
307
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,680
Maybe we should do something else.
308
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,160
We don't watch sex tapes
in this house, but we do listen to music.
309
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,680
Yes, go on. Why don't you
put something on you like?
310
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,520
[clears throat]
311
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,120
[slow R&B song playing]
312
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:55,120
[female singer] ♪ My baby left me… ♪
313
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,400
Ooh, yeah.
314
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,880
♪ Left me sad and blue… ♪
315
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,720
-Nice.
-Mmm!
316
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,200
Oh, is this Aretha Franklin?
317
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,160
Nah.
318
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,400
♪ Without my baby, baby, baby… ♪
319
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,600
-Like it?
-Mmm!
320
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,880
-Oh, yeah, I do.
-[chuckles]
321
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,720
♪ And then I met his best friend… ♪
322
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,320
I bet you didn't know I used
to listen to R&B, hey, darling?
323
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,760
Well, actually, I used to listen
to a bit of R&B back in the heyday.
324
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,360
-[both laugh]
-Your parents are whack jobs, brah.
325
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,640
♪ I said… ♪
326
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,920
Yeah, turn it up.
327
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,160
♪ Yeah, I said… ♪
328
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,080
[turns up volume]
329
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,080
[man on record] What you said, baby?
330
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,360
[female singer]
Here, let me tell you what I said
331
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,680
♪ Put it in my mouth ♪
332
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,160
[male rapper]
♪ She said put it in her mouth… ♪
333
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,840
-Oh!
-Switch it off!
334
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,800
[female singer] ♪ Put it in my mouth… ♪
335
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:42,280
Switch that music off!
Jack, put your arm--
336
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,600
Switch it off!
337
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,880
♪ Put it in my mouth… ♪
338
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,080
Darling, are you okay? Breathe, breathe!
339
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,120
What? What? You don't like it?
It's just a fucking song, brah. Relax.
340
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,240
Right! That's it!
341
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,920
Time out! Time out for the both of you!
342
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,360
What is this test?
343
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,880
Since your husband said that he would
destroy your son with his penis,
344
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,000
which is an extremely hostile statement,
345
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,480
we need to see if that reflects
in his behavior towards him.
346
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:11,320
Believe me, his penis couldn't
destroy anything, not even a fly.
347
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,200
Can I leave now?
348
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,040
No.
349
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,800
Who is this? He is annoying me.
350
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,560
I would like you to pretend to have
a conversation
351
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,360
with your son about his homework.
352
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,920
Okay, now?
353
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,320
Yes.
354
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,760
I love you.
355
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,000
And I respect you.
356
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,120
Good.
357
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:37,120
And you are a good boy
because you do your homework.
358
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,880
What did you say?
359
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,760
But I told you twice already.
Don't talk to me like that!
360
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,520
What did you call me? You fucking idiot!
361
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,400
[Dad grunting]
362
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,360
He just needs food, honestly.
363
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,480
Food and sex, that's all he needs.
364
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,360
[policeman] Hey, settle down.
All right? Settle down.
365
00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,760
[policeman groans]
366
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,720
[men grunting]
367
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,400
Do you have any other dolls?
368
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,680
I really think you should give him
a different one.
369
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,400
So, when you do something wrong,
you do chores?
370
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,079
Yeah, my dad's motto is,
371
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,079
"Break the family laws
and you'll do the chores."
372
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,480
What a sad cunt.
373
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,800
Chores like what? Cleaning the bathroom?
374
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,280
It can be anything, brah.
375
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,880
Oh, okay, brah.
376
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,800
[car engine starts]
377
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,520
Oh, he's starting it up.
378
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,520
You know, he's never even taken me
for a ride in it.
379
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,640
-[car door closes]
-What? Are you serious?
380
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,600
Yeah, he doesn't even let me sit in it.
381
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,160
He only drives it by himself.
382
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,000
What the f--
383
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,200
You two, stop talking. I'm expecting
you to finish this in half an hour.
384
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,920
Yeah, and I'm expecting you
to put on some pants.
385
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,880
Once I'm done inside, you're both
coming with me to do laps in the pool.
386
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,360
-No.
-Don't you argue with me.
387
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,280
We are all going swimming.
388
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,600
-[breathing heavily]
-Breathe. You're doing well.
389
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,840
We've got to take that bastard
back to DOCS.
390
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,440
Okay, okay, just calm down.
391
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,840
Just calm down.
392
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,040
[engine revs]
393
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,720
Jack!
394
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,240
What the hell are you doing?
395
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,120
-[revs engine]
-[foster dad] No!
396
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,280
Oh!
397
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:30,600
-Yeah, you fucking dogs!
-Yeah, brah!
398
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,280
-The car's ruined.
-No, don't worry.
399
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,760
I'm sure he'll only take it
for a drive round the park.
400
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,840
[revving engine]
401
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,000
[inaudible conversation]
402
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,120
[screams]
403
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,080
Did I pass?
404
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,520
No. You failed.
405
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,240
In fact, your score was so low
that it places you
406
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,840
as the most insanely violent person
we've ever investigated.
407
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,480
Can I redo the test?
408
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,560
No.
409
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,760
I want my son. I want to see my son.
410
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,360
Unfortunately, for now, your son will be
staying with a foster family.
411
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,160
How can I get my son back home?
412
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,680
The only way is if your husband
agrees to leave the family home
413
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,000
and live somewhere else.
414
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,600
Oh, no, we can't do--
415
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,160
I will leave straightaway.
416
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,760
It's okay, you don't have to.
417
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,480
No, I want to.
418
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,120
[laughs nervously]
419
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,680
[car sputtering]
420
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,640
[engine rattles]
421
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,160
Brah, I reckon with a bit of work,
this thing will smash it at Summernats.
422
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,160
Oh, are we playing cricket again?
423
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,960
You fucking bastard!
Jack, Jack, come here!
424
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,320
Come here now!
425
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,960
-He doesn't want to.
-You-- You wait till I fucking get to you.
426
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,240
You know, I had a fucking good time, brah.
427
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,880
-[both gasp]
-[foster dad] Jack!
428
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,520
Come here now or you will regret it.
429
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,200
-On my lap.
-What the fuck?
430
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,960
Don't touch him.
431
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,520
Don't touch him, you fucking
Speedo-wearing freak.
432
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,840
-Right, that's it!
-Greg, no!
433
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:41,920
Get back.
434
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,840
I should have done this moment
he started talking about your tits.
435
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,760
Go at me, brah. Go at me!
Throw the first punch, you dog.
436
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,120
[foster mum gasps] Oh!
437
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,440
How do you like that, you dog?
438
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,160
Now, if you need sex,
I will arrange to come over.
439
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,800
Okay, who will you bring?
440
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,840
-What?
-Nothing. Call me.
441
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,200
I will. Oh, I almost forgot.
442
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,200
Thank you.
443
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,360
[Superwog] Mum! Dad!
444
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,640
-Oh, my God.
-Dad, over here.
445
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,200
Oh, no. It is responding to me again.
446
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,680
No, honey, look!
447
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,960
I'm sorry.
448
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,320
No, I am sorry.
449
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,440
You are my son.
450
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,840
You're my dad.
451
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,640
I promise I'm going to listen to you
452
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,200
and I'll never make you run
through a door again.
453
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,320
It is okay. Forget it.
454
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,840
I will let you stay home
every swimming day.
455
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,600
-Really?
-Yes.
456
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,040
You're the best.
457
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,040
Baby, we missed you so much.
458
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:49,600
Mum, Dad, I've seen things out there
no child should ever see.
459
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,440
I'll never leave you again.
460
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,200
[alarm clock blaring]
461
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,120
[blaring stops]
462
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,800
Boy, get up. It is not swimming day.
463
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,000
[banging]
464
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,720
Open it! Open the fucking door!
465
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,000
[laughs]
466
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:32,880
[continues banging]
467
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,800
[Dad] Open it!
468
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,080
Open it, Theo!
469
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,520
[banging] Theodore, open the door!
470
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,160
[theme music playing]
471
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,240
But I had a fucking good time, brah!
472
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,720
[laughs]
473
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,400
Wh--
474
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,880
[all laughing]
475
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,520
[foster dad] What's wrong, mate?
I was just getting a tissue for you.
476
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,400
[laughs]
477
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,800
-[spits]
-[foster mum laughs]
478
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,600
[Mum] That's him right there! Get him!
Arrest him now!
479
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,520
-[plane whooshing]
-There is a plane. Stop all of it!
480
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,120
[laughter]
481
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,000
-Fuck you, Mum!
-[laughing]
482
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,560
Yes, I do.
483
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,480
[laughs]
484
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,920
No, I will not.
485
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,160
[machine buzzes constantly]
486
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,400
-Why is it…
-[laughs]
487
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,960
-[grunts]
-[laughs]
488
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,880
-[grunts]
-Oh, I know…
489
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,680
-[bangs loudly]
-[laughs]
490
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,000
I can't breathe anymore!
491
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,360
[man] "I have buried my inheritedfamily jewelry.
492
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,200
The exact location is the SpoonersLookout sign in the Blue Mountains.
493
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,120
Buried 4 feet underneath.
494
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,760
All you need is a shovel."
495
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,680
-Move!
-Just a moment!
496
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,840
[screams]
497
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,800
Why aren't you telling me
what's happening?
498
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,360
Tell me what's happening.
499
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,000
Get in the car! Get in the car!
500
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,080
I thought we were going to the Maldives.
501
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,760
We're not fucking going to Maldives!
502
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,920
What are you doing?
503
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,080
Don't you listen to me when I'm talking--
504
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,600
Ahhh!
505
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,360
It is mine! It is all mine!
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