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So you never have a double chin
like Jacinta's mother.
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What a horrible woman, right?
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Not like your mommy,
who keeps herself gorgeous.
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Come on. So you won't have those
women's faces that look like bulldogs.
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Make yourself like this,
taps. My precious birthday girl
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who is going to have
an active face.
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- Who?
- Me.
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Who is going to have a birthday?
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- I'm going to have a birthday.
- Who's going to have a birthday?
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- I'm going to have a birthday.
- Who's going to have a birthday?
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- Me, me, me.
- An unforgettable birthday party.
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Puppy, let's review.
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- Clarita confirmed?
- No.
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She has not confirmed yet.
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I really don't understand
how those moms
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don't answer WhatsApp.
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The bus is about to pass, my love.
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- Mommy, Blanqui.
- Look, Mom, Sofi.
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- Sofi.
- Where?
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Oh, that's great.
Perfect.
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Let's see...
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Clarita.
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Hello, good morning.
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Hello, Piggy, how are you?
I need to know
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are you going to my puppy's
birthday on Saturday?
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- Obvious.
- Nothing is obvious.
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You have to confirm on WhatsApp
and you have not done it.
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- I thought since we were...
- No need to think.
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You have to confirm.
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Yes, I confirm, now.
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Piggy, the thing is
that I specifically put RSVP.
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- And what does that mean?
- Répondez s'il vous plait.
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In other words,
answer, in French.
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Not in French, you in Spanish,
but responds on WhatsApp.
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I thought your keyboard
had been crushed
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because I have a kitten, Sunbeam,
who loves to walk
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on top of the computer,
and every time I go to send an email
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- write letters: MNÑ
- Clarita.
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It turns out that this is
a costume party,
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but also on the invitation
I put it in another language.
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Happy birthday, costume party.
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I'm telling you because
I don't want you to ruin the party
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by not mastering
the foreign language.
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I understand English,
I understand a lot.
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- Even once...
- Great, remember to reply on WhatsApp.
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- See you at school.
- Bye.
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- They left.
- And they didn't take us?
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Poor thing, imagine later
she arrives without her disguise.
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The bus should be passing by now.
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Even the third division
doesn't love you, Luis.
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No, look,
it's nothing personal, it's business.
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I'm not your mom,
I'm your agent.
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Well, I was your agent
because you are out of my schedule.
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I can't keep working with you.
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Mom, look, I leveled up.
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- Very nice, let's see, Alonso.
- James, look.
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- Good, Mr. Dante.
- How? Did you have a Maserati?
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A Maserati for leasing?
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What's that? And the Hummer?
Well, set up a food truck.
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Didn't your mom make
some delicious sopaipillas?
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That's where the business is, Lucho.
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Shanti, shanti.
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Moon!
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Moon, Moon!
Always on the moon!
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What's the matter?
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Not much, Piggy.
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Except that we're on the verge
of dysphonia for shouting at you
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because it turns out you have not
confirmed attendance for my puppy's party.
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Trini, yesterday I told you
that with my little Buddha
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we are happy to be a part
of Sofi's new round in the sun.
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Oh, how wonderful, Piggy.
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But it turns out that the words are
blown away by the wind, sun or no sun.
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So, always on WhatsApp.
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And now hurry up, because you are going
to be late for school, come on, my puppy.
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Little Buddha, don't fall
to the provocations of that girl.
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Remember, a true warrior
faces his fears from love.
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- I do not want to enter.
- Oh, my love.
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Repeat what your mom told you.
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First of all, always be
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shanti, shanti, om.
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- Better?
- No.
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- Breathe with me.
- They come with joy, Lord, singing
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come with joy, Lord,
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those who walk through life, Lord,
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using your peace and love.
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Stop, my blessings.
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Have a nice day.
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Remember, God is always with you
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and Our Lady is watching you.
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Bye, mom.
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- Good day, bye.
- Bye!
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Good day, my blessings.
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Miracles.
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Good morning, Miracles.
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- Good morning, father Anthony.
- You know?
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This Sunday,
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the choir is going to perform
the song you suggested to us.
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Seriously?
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Thank you very much for sharing it.
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What is the name of the song?
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It's called "It's like a miracle."
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It's like a miracle
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my whole life
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It lighted up,
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you, you are my lighthouse
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you bring me light,
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you are my Lord.
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- It's very sticky, very sticky,
- Very sticky, very sticky.
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What is it called again?
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It is like a miracle.
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No, Miracles, you are a miracle!
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- See you Sunday.
- Have a nice day, father Anthony.
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Miracles.
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You're in a little trance or what.
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- With Father Anthony?
- No, no, not at all.
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We were talking about an issue
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and, well, it doesn't matter,
how can I help you?
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It turns out, Piggy, you haven't confirmed
your attendance at my puppy's birthday
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and you, especially you,
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as treasurer of the class,
you should set the example, right?
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- Vice President.
- Treasurer.
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- Is the same.
- No, it's not the same.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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Anyway, yesterday I told you
we were going.
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Well, but as the protocol says,
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if it is not on WhatsApp
it does not exist. Exactly.
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It does not exist,
so on WhatsApp.
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- Ok, Piggy, on WhatsApp.
- Much better, add three more zeros.
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Julia.
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I am with Real Madrid
here on the phone.
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- It's my puppy's birthday.
- I confirmed by email, honey.
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On WhatsApp, always on WhatsApp.
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WhatsApp is useless.
No I'm not talking to you
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- how can you think.
- WhatsApp, Julia, WhatsApp.
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You, never. Forget it.
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No, no, no.
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Hello, dear.
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- Hello.
- Was it stolen?
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- What?
- Your telephone.
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No, it was not stolen.
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It's that two days ago
I sent you the flyer
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for this year's
Dodgeball Championship
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and you didn't answer.
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No, I didn't receive the message.
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Well, as the undisputed
champion of the last five years
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I want to invite the former
former former former
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former champion to participate.
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- Ok, I will answer when I get home.
- I have it here.
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You can see it now.
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No, this year
I am not going to participate.
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18TH MOMS DODGEBALL CHAMPIONSHIP
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She comes and puts
that poster all over my face
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like a model in decline,
horrible, did you see it?
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And on top of that,
the operated Viking invited herself.
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Oh, Lord.
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It seems that the silicone
went to her head.
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- If she ever had a head.
- Who has to operate?
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Me, on the nerves ever since María Gracia
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invited herself
to my Puppy's celebration.
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It is really difficult
the sorority with her,
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with her and her little group of moms.
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Well, anyway, to all the moms
who confirmed her attendance,
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I'm going to send them a spectacular
Tik Tok that we did with Sofi
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with all the instructions
for the birthday.
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Instructions for the party?
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And what happened
to the free will of our children?
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Free will, the bombastic synonym
for total and absolute chaos, Moon.
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There it goes.
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COSTUME PARTY
MOTHER/CHILDREN
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NOT REPEAT COSTUME.
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SEND YOUR OPTIONS
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PRIZE FOR BEST COSTUME
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DON'T FORGET TO BE ON TIME.
IF YOU ARE LATE, YOU DON'T GET IN!
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Speaking of delay, there are
mothers who are very behind
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with the mandatory solidarity aid
for the Old Age Foundation.
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I'm going to send a spreadsheet
with all the moms who are late.
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Executive Summary, Mili, please,
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I'm on the board of directors coordinating
a pass with the United Arab Emirates.
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Well, the only debtor is Clarita,
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who owes 4 kilos
of basmati brown rice,
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because all the mothers committed to
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a unit of non-perishable
food per month,
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and you are already 4 months behind.
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Couldn't it be normal rice?
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- It's cheaper.
- No. No way.
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Because brown basmati rice
is good for digestion,
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for the digestion of grandparents.
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- Or do you want them to get sick?
- No!
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What does it cost to donate
a little bit of good rice?
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How miserable, Clarita.
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Well, Father Hurtado himself,
may he rest in peace,
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said that you have to give
until it hurts,
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and maybe a kilo
of basmati rice hurts Clarita,
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because it is an expensive product.
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You say she has financial problems?
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No, it is bad taste to talk about money.
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Elf of the Enchanted Forest!
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Bring more baby donuts!
They're over!
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What?
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The donuts, Pig!
The7y are over, bring them.
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- Are you hunting aliens?
- No, why?
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How?
Aren't you the Men in Black?
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- We are from the IRS.
- It's obvious, it shows.
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What's the matter?
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How can you come to
a children's party so naked?
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But Miracles,
we are Adam and Eve.
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- That's how that woman ended.
- Come on.
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Here they are.
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What a handsome man
with his little ears.
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The cake, the cake,
Pig, bring the cake.
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Let's sing. Sofi, my love,
let's sing happy birthday.
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- No!
- Why, my love?
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But mom, Blanqui hasn't arrived.
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Well, my precious puppy,
I can no longer delay the schedule
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because your friend is late.
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But mom, she's my best friend,
I want her to be here when we sing.
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Go back, Pig,
go back with the cake.
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Oh, my love.
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- Blanqui.
- I hope so.
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Let's go.
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Blanqui!
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- Maria Gracia.
- Hello, Chubby, surprise.
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- You arrived late.
- Oh, yeah.
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Sorry, we never
received the invitation.
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So we had to improvise.
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Luckily you uploaded stories.
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Piggy, do you know what happens?
In the invitation it was very clear
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that the costumes
could not be repeated.
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- Repeated? Who has repeated disguise?
- You, dear.
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We are the fairies
of the Enchanted Forest.
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No, we are fairy princesses
of the Enchanted Forest.
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That is why we have crowns.
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- Can't you see them?
- You'll understand that commoner fairies
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are not the same as fairy princesses.
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Well, it also said in the invitation
that if you were late
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you couldn't enter and you're late,
so even law is not hard, bye, sorry.
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- Trini!
- Now what! Clarita!
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How scary, what horror.
What is this?
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What are you disguised as,
for God's sake?
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It.
He is Blanquita's favorite clown.
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She really enjoys that movie.
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She sees her every night
before going to sleep.
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I'm sorry for the delay, we were
waiting a long time for the bus.
244
00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:44,750
When it finally came I realized
245
00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,916
- that I had noo money.
- You got your wallet.
246
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,333
- No, the bank had no money.
- Hey, Clara, let me congratulate you.
247
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,250
The garbage man costume
is splendid.
248
00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:58,041
- Precious, my love.
- No, I'm Iron Man.
249
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:02,125
- Well, Iron Girl.
- For what I know
250
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:06,000
Iron Girl is metal,
not cardboard.
251
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,291
It's the best costume
in the world.
252
00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,208
That is my girl.
253
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,916
Well, shall we pass then?
Because Clarita was also late.
254
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,291
- Or are you going to leave us all out?
- If we're interrupting, we leave.
255
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,000
No.
256
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:24,500
You can pass. All of you.
257
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:27,291
Honey, my love, welcome.
258
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:29,041
Welcome.
259
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:43,166
Open it, open it!
260
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:45,625
Open it!
261
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,916
Open it!
262
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,458
Open it!
263
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,458
Open it!
264
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,541
- How delicate.
- How's it going.
265
00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:01,125
Thanks.
266
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:02,541
Very delicate.
267
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:03,958
Yes, great.
268
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:07,000
- Other?
- Happy Birthday friend.
269
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:10,541
Open it, open it!
270
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,750
Open it, open it!
271
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:16,541
That.
272
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,208
Let's see?
273
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,125
It is the best gift.
The cutest of all.
274
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,041
Thanks.
275
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,500
You are not going to do anything?
276
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,750
No, my Inti knows
he has to follow the Zen path
277
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:36,166
and not fall
for the provocations of that girl.
278
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,458
That girl needs
a good pair of leashes.
279
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:42,041
They hit me with leashes
and I am fine.
280
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,875
I am in a meeting.
281
00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:49,750
Elf!
282
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,333
Forest Elf. Elf. Pig.
283
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,541
Moon?
284
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:08,166
Do you know if Clarita
is in financial trouble?
285
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,625
Me? Why should I know.
286
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:15,000
- Because you are close to her, right?
- Close to Clarita?
287
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,708
- No.
- Who is Clarita?
288
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,833
- And you, Trini?
- Me what?
289
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:23,458
Are you not close with her?
Blanqui and Sofi are inseparable.
290
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,541
Wait, we know each other,
but we are not close.
291
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,875
I think we need to talk to her.
292
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,416
No, no, under no circumstances.
293
00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,708
Talking about money is bad taste.
294
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,333
Oh, Miracles.
295
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,500
- No, no.
- Here she comes.
296
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,750
- No, we already talked about that.
- Clarita.
297
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,416
- Hi.
- How to forget you?
298
00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:47,875
Hey, what are they talking about?
299
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,250
We just happened to be wondering
300
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:54,166
if you were having any problems.
301
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:58,416
No, it's all beautiful,
Trini, and very tasty too.
302
00:14:58,541 --> 00:14:59,625
No, Clarita.
303
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:03,375
We want to know if Blanquita and you
304
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,291
are with some difficulty.
305
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,500
Yes, the truth is yes.
306
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,166
Blanquita has been lowering her grades,
307
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,041
- but she promised me...
- No, no, no,
308
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,851
we are not referring
to that type of problem,
309
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:18,000
but rather to a personal cost problem.
310
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,916
One that makes you ashamed to tell it.
311
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,375
If I need tampons?
312
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,125
No, they want to know if you
have flow problems.
313
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:28,041
No, if I am a super regular flow.
314
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:32,458
Ay Clarita, they are asking you
if you have money problems.
315
00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:39,833
Yes, but since we are now going
to leave from school with Blanquita
316
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:42,000
it will fix the whole problem,
so don't worry.
317
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,892
What? You are going to leave
the Saint Michael School?
318
00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:45,291
- Yes.
- But Clarita, by God,
319
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,833
How could you not tell us
that you are in financial trouble?
320
00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:50,041
But I did tell you
in the class chat.
321
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:55,958
Hey, is it true that school fees
are going up again?
322
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,208
It's that since I'm out of work,
I don't know how I'm going to pay.
323
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,250
As I have been without work
for more than a year
324
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,666
could it take me a little while
to pay the ride fee?
325
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,833
Couldn't it be normal rice?
It's cheaper.
326
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,875
- Yes.
- What happened to all your ventures?
327
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,208
The most important was
the happy chicken eggs.
328
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:18,625
Remember? But Miracles did not
let me sell more in the chat.
329
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:22,250
- What? How?
- The rules specifically say
330
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:26,458
nothing can be sold in the group,
and the rules are set by Trinidad.
331
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:29,000
Well, all my eggs got rotten.
332
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,583
Later, since we had to move
to a smaller apartment,
333
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,041
the chickens became depressed,
334
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,083
because I imagine that
all in the same cage
335
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,791
it must not be a very happy thing.
336
00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:39,309
So, afterwards I tried to sell them.
337
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,333
But since it cannot be sold in the chat,
we ate them with Blanquita.
338
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:43,666
It was a bit unpleasant for us,
339
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:46,791
we were sick for about two weeks,
but now we are fine.
340
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,750
- And your ex-husband?
- No, thank God he did not eat,
341
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,125
- so he's fine.
- Does he pay the alimony?
342
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:56,208
Oh, please, let's stop talking
about this and leave her alone.
343
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,291
Does he pay or not?
344
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:00,583
Yes.
345
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:04,541
I mean, sometimes, it depends.
346
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,708
Hey, Trini, the cake
is exquisite, delicious.
347
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,333
- I didn't make it, I bought it.
- Really?
348
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,791
Hey, I make cakes too,
so you remember
349
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,809
- for the next birthday.
- But how did you not warn before?
350
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:18,041
But if I warned by the chat. Sorry.
351
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,750
The most wonderful party in the
history of Saint Michael School.
352
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,333
We made it, didn't we, my love?
353
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,000
Dear diary,
what a good time we had.
354
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,833
Blah, blah, blah.
355
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:34,291
- What is it, my love?
- I'm sad.
356
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:39,416
Why do you feel sad? My Puppy,
everything turned out incredible.
357
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,958
Because Blanqui is leaving school.
358
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,791
That's not gonna happen.
359
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:52,083
- Can you promise me?
- Yes.
360
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,291
I promise you.
361
00:17:57,791 --> 00:18:01,500
Don't think that I have anything personal
against Clarita, because I'm not.
362
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,875
I have absolutely nothing
personal against her, but, God,
363
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,333
what a lack of grit,
punch, character,
364
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,708
at the first hurdle
she throws in the towel
365
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:13,291
and takes her puppy out
of Saint Michael School,
366
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,476
selfish too, because
she doesn't think about our puppy,
367
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,291
Sofi can be left with
a terrible trauma from all this.
368
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,083
Aha.
369
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,083
I can't say I blame her
370
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,583
for not being like me,
a warrior who doesn't give up.
371
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:32,083
You know what?
372
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:36,000
Sofi is going to realize that she has a
mother who always keeps her promises,
373
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,916
that's right, I keep them,
I am a mother who is a winner,
374
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,375
and the winners
are capable of changing destiny.
375
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:46,916
I thank you so much, Pig,
you always listen to me so concentrated,
376
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,750
God, how loving.
377
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:51,500
And God, what a handsome man.
378
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:54,208
The first thing that comes
to mind to help her...
379
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:57,250
- A raffle.
- How did you know?
380
00:18:57,375 --> 00:19:00,083
Because in this country they solve
everything with raffles.
381
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:01,726
No, Miracles, under
no circumstances, no way.
382
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,666
What we have to do
is find her a good job
383
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,458
so she stops selling things online.
384
00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:06,625
Why don't she work at Uber?
385
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,710
It is a serious company,
which is publicly traded.
386
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,583
Clarita is ecological like me.
She doesn't have a car.
387
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:13,541
Well, I'll lend her one.
388
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:15,791
- I love the idea.
- Sugarfree.
389
00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:18,958
Perfect, we can create a solidarity
fund and help her pay for the gasoline.
390
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:22,208
I could do an aura cleanse
to attract abundance.
391
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,583
Wow, excellent contribution, Moon,
392
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,958
bravo, you move me.
393
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,750
- As vice president
- Treasurer.
394
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,416
- Is the same.
- Is not the same.
395
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:34,208
Well, I think we should vote
on the raffle and not rule it out.
396
00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:41,333
Mission $
397
00:19:41,791 --> 00:19:44,583
- Oh, how exciting.
- Can I see?
398
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:47,416
No, no, not yet.
We are almost there. Just a little bit.
399
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,333
I put you in position.
Are you ready?
400
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,541
One, two, three, surprise!
401
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,208
What a surprise!
402
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,375
How nice to meet you.
403
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,583
No, no, I'm not your surprise,
let me go!
404
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:02,708
The surprise is the car, it is for you.
405
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:05,833
No, it is a loan,
but without interest.
406
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:07,375
- What?
- For you to work at Uber.
407
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:10,166
Because we know that you
have serious financial problems
408
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,208
and so we thought this might help you.
409
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,666
Thanks.
410
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,083
- But the thing is I...
- She wants to try it, I know.
411
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:20,583
Yes, you can't take it anymore, you
want to drive. In and start the engines.
412
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,333
- Come on, now, ready, we're going.
- Make it short...
413
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:26,125
because I have a lot to do,
I am very busy.
414
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,250
- Come in, come in.
- Woman, hey.
415
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,958
Ready, let's go.
416
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,125
It looks like a spaceship.
417
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,583
- Nice, no? Put your seatbelts on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
418
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:41,333
There is the key.
419
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,833
- But it's missing a piece.
- Oh, Piggy.
420
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,291
How sweet, no.
These are the modern keys.
421
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,958
This is how it turns on.
422
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,333
We are going on a trip.
423
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,958
- Can you drive, Clarita?
- No.
424
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,583
And you?
425
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,375
- We teach you, then.
- No.
426
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,958
My ex used to say that
I was too dumb to learn.
427
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,750
No man can tell you
that you are stupid.
428
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:17,500
It is the typical patriarchy strategy
for you to doubt your abilities.
429
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,916
You are not stupid,
you are poor, not stupid.
430
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,750
But he said it to me with affection.
431
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,041
No man calls you stupid with
affection, you stupid.
432
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,750
Oh, Julia, really, what a drag.
433
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:28,458
- Not all men are bad.
- Piggy, I didn't say that.
434
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,541
For example, my Chancho, besides being
handsome, is the least patriarchal man.
435
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,976
I ask him to help me with the puppies and
he does it happily, without complaining.
436
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,250
That is the problem.
He doesn't help. He is the father.
437
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,958
You are not understanding, Piggy.
438
00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,916
Oh, for example once,
do you know what he did?
439
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,125
He changed a diaper that had poo.
And he didn't say anything.
440
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,750
There you have. I win.
441
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,416
That is normal.
442
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:50,625
Not for everyone.
443
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:53,666
My ex had a terrible allergy
to diaper plastic.
444
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,833
- If I passed him a diaper, he said "ah"
- How could you believe him?
445
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,156
Get off, bitch!
Get off the car, damn! Get off, you shit!
446
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,958
- Now, quick, get out of the car!
- Quiet.
447
00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:04,458
Open the door, get down!
Get off quickly, asshole!
448
00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:06,351
That's what I'm doing,
I have a seatbelt problem.
449
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,625
- I'm working on it, take it easy.
- Get down!
450
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:11,250
- You calm, you calm!?
- Get down, bitch, quickly!
451
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,101
- Get out of the car!
- Julia, Julia! How do you get this out?
452
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,000
Julia, Julia!
453
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,000
We are not understanding each other.
Listen to me, listen to me.
454
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:22,625
My car was stolen outside my house.
455
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:25,458
Okay? It's ridiculous.
456
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:31,875
Yes, but I've been waiting for 20 minutes
and still no one shows up here.
457
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,000
What an absurd world, right?
458
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,333
Never, ever in my life had
a gun been pointed at me.
459
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:38,750
I felt the same as you
the first time it happened to me.
460
00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:41,708
I was ten years old
and they hit me with a gun in the head
461
00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:43,017
because I couldn't stop talking.
462
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:47,166
But you get used to everything, Trini,
after the second time it's easier.
463
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,041
Wait, sorry.
Is it the second time that happens to you?
464
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:52,708
- No, the fifth.
- Finally!
465
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:07,666
- Why did you open me up?
- What?
466
00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:10,059
I could point a gun at your head
and kidnap you if I want.
467
00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:12,083
No, please no, how awful.
468
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:16,125
Hernán Echeverria,
your neighbor and president of PNA.
469
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,083
- PNA?
- Patriot Neighborhood Action.
470
00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:25,458
- Julia Cox, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, you are beautiful.
471
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:29,625
Well, we received a report of screaming
and a possible kidnapping in the area.
472
00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:32,208
No, it was a robbery,
but we're fine, thank you.
473
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:35,000
Watch out, Delta team,
situation under control.
474
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,375
I am in charge of a team.
I am trained.
475
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:41,125
Julia, I am very concerned that
you are not in Neighbor Super Safe.
476
00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:43,666
- What's that?
- The app that we neighbors have
477
00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:47,291
to attack crime,
to keep it very close to us.
478
00:23:50,791 --> 00:23:53,541
I used it to sell alfajores there
until they blocked me.
479
00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:55,416
Well, it is important that you join
480
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:57,916
- because we need more PLO.
- PLU. What's that?
481
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,333
People Like Us.
482
00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:01,500
Like you, like me.
483
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:05,041
Let's check your cameras.
I am very interested to know
484
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:08,208
if it is not the same band of foreigners
that scares this neighborhood.
485
00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:09,750
No, they were Chilean.
486
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,291
Chileans?
487
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:14,708
They perfectly imitate
the national accent.
488
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,458
Bájate, sapa culiá,
bájate del auto, culiao.
489
00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:23,041
Do the subjects in the back
have identification?
490
00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,666
- They are my friends.
- Chilean?
491
00:24:24,791 --> 00:24:26,916
- I was born in Mulchén.
- Me in Vitacura.
492
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,791
Well, I am calmer.
493
00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:31,500
Ok, let's see your images,
please, from your cameras.
494
00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:33,250
What?
I don't have.
495
00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:36,166
Your negligence is impressive.
496
00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:37,731
You let crime roam
your house freely,
497
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,791
in a neighborhood
that is also so dangerous.
498
00:24:39,916 --> 00:24:42,291
But if this is a quiet neighborhood,
come on.
499
00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:43,458
Easy, Julia.
500
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,708
Don't you realize that Chile
woke up? The turnstiles were dropped,
501
00:24:46,791 --> 00:24:48,625
but what happened?
Crime entered.
502
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:51,791
The immigrants, the white slave trade.
503
00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:53,666
Suspicious man at children's games.
504
00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:56,291
I repeat, suspicious man
in children's games.
505
00:24:56,416 --> 00:24:59,333
Copy, I'm heading to the place.
Change and out, protocol start.
506
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:02,833
Julia, please install cameras
and connect to the app.
507
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,791
I will do it immediately.
508
00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:08,416
I'll install the cameras for you.
I've done it before.
509
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,017
Clarita, it doesn't matter, forget it.
510
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,291
Not, really.
511
00:25:11,416 --> 00:25:13,833
Besides, I feel so responsible
for what happened.
512
00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:15,625
Leave it to me.
513
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,666
I told you it was much better
to have a raffle.
514
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:20,000
- No, Miracles, no.
- And a bingo?
515
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,500
No, what we really need
516
00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:23,517
is to go to Saint Michael School
and talk to Regina,
517
00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:25,861
because she is the Principal,
the only one who really knows
518
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:29,583
- the size of Clarita's problem.
- No, it's bad taste to talk about money.
519
00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:32,208
Extreme times
require extreme measures.
520
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:35,541
- I need you, Vice President.
- Treasurer.
521
00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:37,541
When it suits you.
522
00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:43,083
Well, it is not my place
to give details of the amount
523
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,125
because it is a private matter,
right?
524
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:50,500
But since you are so willing to help Clara
525
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:53,500
I must tell you that she owes
526
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:57,458
more than one year and six
months of monthly payments.
527
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,708
- What?
- Yes.
528
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:01,250
As you heard it.
529
00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:02,916
One year and 6 months.
530
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,541
What's more, I'm going to give you
the exact amount.
531
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,458
Plus interests.
532
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,291
Okay.
533
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,656
Now, considering the number of years that
Clarita has been in our school community
534
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:25,000
Couldn't, I don't know,
have some kind of grant?
535
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,708
Or a discount
on the total of the figures.
536
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,333
Of course.
537
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:31,791
Let's see...
538
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,041
Trinidad.
539
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,166
Miracles.
540
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:41,291
I truly applaud your kindness,
541
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,666
but I will be very clear with you.
542
00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:47,958
This is a catholic school,
543
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,375
it is not a foundation.
544
00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:02,250
Look, Clarita,
it's working surprisingly well.
545
00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:04,875
I just need to hide
some cables like this one,
546
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,750
that one, that one,
that one over there,
547
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,083
that one and the one above,
548
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:09,625
- and we are ready.
- Right.
549
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,708
- How much do I owe you?
- I can't charge you.
550
00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:16,208
Imagine, moreover, because of me
they stole your car.
551
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,458
How do you think you
are going to work for free?
552
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:21,517
- You're not going to make money that way.
- With the time we have spent together
553
00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:24,291
I consider myself paid.
I prefer to be rich in experiences.
554
00:27:24,416 --> 00:27:26,250
With the experiences
the rent is not paid.
555
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:28,250
You're too good, Clarita.
556
00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:31,916
- But...
- Oh, it's working amazing!
557
00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:34,583
And the speakers work great.
558
00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:37,416
But how do we turn this thing off?
559
00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:40,000
Good question.
I do not know.
560
00:27:40,083 --> 00:27:41,541
- Give me a minute.
- Right.
561
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:45,625
Let's see, how to turn off.
562
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,458
How? How?
How to turn off?
563
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:56,208
I feel such a great pity for Clarita,
564
00:27:56,333 --> 00:28:00,500
because, she is so alone, living all this
in total and absolute solitude.
565
00:28:00,791 --> 00:28:04,125
She has no one like you to talk to,
to support her.
566
00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:09,666
And you know what? She doesn't want to
tell us how much the ex owes her.
567
00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:12,250
I think she is dying of shame.
568
00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:15,291
I don't know,
569
00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:19,333
she doesn't realize the damage
this troglodyte has done to her.
570
00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:21,208
It's like she's blind.
571
00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:26,166
Of course, Pig, blind.
572
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,000
Blind, that's the point.
573
00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:30,483
It is as if she were blind and
we have to remove the bandage,
574
00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:33,583
we have to take it off,
we have to make an intervention
575
00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:37,166
and really know what
situation she is in with her ex.
576
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:42,625
My God you're lucid, really.
577
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:02,666
When my ex left
he took all the dishes
578
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:05,708
because he said that I would
never receive anyone.
579
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,708
And look at me now.
580
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,833
What about your ex?
581
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:15,416
How long has he not paid the alimony?
582
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:20,333
Sorry, sorry, talking about money
affects me a lot.
583
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:22,416
We are eight hours apart from Dubai,
584
00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:24,833
mamas, please,
I have two sheiks at the bar
585
00:29:24,916 --> 00:29:26,750
waiting for me
to close a player's pass,
586
00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:28,958
Let's cut to the chase.
587
00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:30,625
One month ago.
588
00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,875
It's been a month
since it's been six months
589
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,708
since I don't know anything about him,
and there he already owed me a year.
590
00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:39,958
- Then it would be...
- 18.
591
00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:41,916
Does he owe you 18 months?
592
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Well, months, months
and months, yes, 18.
593
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,500
Clarita, I will put you
in touch with my lawyers.
594
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:51,083
Two threats and he will
never forget to pay again.
595
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,208
No, no, no,
I don't want to bring lawyers here.
596
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:56,625
No, I don't want to damage
Andrés's relationship with Blanquita.
597
00:29:56,750 --> 00:30:00,291
Do the two of them see each other a lot?
598
00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:04,041
- No.
- Well, and when was the last time?
599
00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:05,416
One month ago.
600
00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:09,416
A month ago it was 10 months
since he started dating a girl,
601
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,226
so he has not been able to see her
because he has to be with her girlfriend.
602
00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:15,750
And who am I, tell me,
to get into a relationship?
603
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,473
And before that
he had been working a lot,
604
00:30:17,541 --> 00:30:19,458
a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot.
605
00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:21,500
And on the weekends he had to travel.
606
00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:25,875
So they haven't seen
each other for two years.
607
00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:28,583
Two years?
608
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:31,708
Clarita, you have to assert yourself.
Demand what is rightfully yours.
609
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:33,375
No, I don't want to abuse him.
610
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,416
But he is the abuser.
611
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,791
Is just he has done so badly,
612
00:30:37,916 --> 00:30:41,333
so bad at his job
that he had to file for bankruptcy.
613
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,500
So, he has nothing, no, no.
614
00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:46,250
And you, Clarita, have you never saved?
615
00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:48,416
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes.
616
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,740
And what happened to the money?
617
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:54,833
I gave it to him,
but he invested it in a good deal.
618
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,750
Well, but well, well, well.
619
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,958
- And what happened to that business?
- Broke.
620
00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:00,458
- I told you.
- When?
621
00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:05,666
One month ago. A month ago it was
six months since he went bankrupt.
622
00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:09,458
But hey, sometimes you win,
sometimes you lose.
623
00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:12,375
But how are you so calm?
I would have had him killed.
624
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:18,083
How funny, Julia, no, when I get stressed,
do you know what I do?
625
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:21,666
I have some fantastic pills
that make me happy.
626
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,291
Do you want? Why have a bad time,
I say, if these pills exist.
627
00:31:26,291 --> 00:31:29,375
Also, you know what?
I really, really, really,
628
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:33,083
believe that everything
is always for the better.
629
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,500
The cake.
630
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,208
Make an spreadsheet, please.
631
00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:45,500
Moms, this is war.
632
00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:49,500
Mission Bad Dad
633
00:31:49,916 --> 00:31:51,458
- Hey, Sara.
- Tell me, Julia.
634
00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:54,375
- Share screen.
- Sharing screen.
635
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,833
How fantastic, Julia, it's the most
futuristic thing I've ever seen.
636
00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,916
- I feel in the Matrix.
- As you can see on his Instagram
637
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,125
he poses as a great father
who adores her daughter.
638
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:07,958
76 percent of his posts
have to do with it.
639
00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:12,541
There are photos of trips abroad,
two in Milan, eight in Santorini,
640
00:32:12,708 --> 00:32:14,250
three in the Canaries.
641
00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:18,041
We triangulated the metadata of his photos
with the geolocation of Facebook,
642
00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:21,250
and we discovered
that the photos were taken in Chile,
643
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:24,291
between Algarrobo and El Quisco,
very sad.
644
00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:26,625
Well, he did the same
with his girlfriend,
645
00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:29,416
this Russian model who would
never notice him. Never.
646
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,250
He is so miserable
he is not even able to
647
00:32:32,375 --> 00:32:35,375
spend a dime of Clarita
on a good Photoshop.
648
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:38,125
His Linkedln shows us that
he is in charge of an investment group,
649
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:40,791
but none of the companies
he mentions exist.
650
00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:43,416
What's more, we have not found
any bank account,
651
00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,833
no property in his name.
652
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:49,041
That is, we are basically
dealing with a poor bastard.
653
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:50,166
Wait, wait, wait.
654
00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:54,208
- Wait. Go back to the photos.
- Okay?
655
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:55,666
The photo above right.
656
00:32:55,791 --> 00:32:57,166
Pin it.
657
00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:00,916
In the Church of Santísimo Socorro,
it is in Ñuñoa.
658
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,500
You know the names
of all the churches, Mili?
659
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:05,875
I went through them all
when his holiness came,
660
00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:07,750
Pope Francis,
and we had to follow
661
00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:12,791
- His tour, it was so nice.
- One minute,
662
00:33:12,916 --> 00:33:15,750
in this area there is no property
663
00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:17,750
in the name of the wretch, but
664
00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:20,375
but one in the name of his mother.
665
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:24,750
Very well, Mili, may it be of some use
to you to be conservative, at last.
666
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,750
- Nothing escapes the eyes of the Lord.
- It is done.
667
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:30,583
We have to pay him a surprise visit.
668
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:34,583
Moon, that's close to your house. Moon.
669
00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:39,333
- Oh, the Internet got stuck.
- No, she's the one who stays stuck.
670
00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:43,583
Wake up, you junkie!
671
00:33:45,875 --> 00:33:47,458
Do you want?
672
00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:52,708
True, I can't pass it through the screen.
673
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,500
Here he comes.
674
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:01,000
Do not stop recording,
675
00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:03,791
in the worst case we upload these
images to social networks,
676
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,458
we hired a couple of bots,
and in less than two hours
677
00:34:06,541 --> 00:34:10,791
- It's trending topic, and dead man.
- Okay.
678
00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:19,208
- Andrés.
- Who asks?
679
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:23,083
We are friends of Clarita, and we
are the nightmare of alimony debtors.
680
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:25,958
No, do you know what?
Clara has no friends anywhere.
681
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,500
You owe him more than two years
of alimony, we will take you to court,
682
00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:33,125
Or are you going to put on your pants once
and for all and pay everything, debtor?
683
00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:36,458
I am not going to have
this type of personal conversation
684
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,517
in the middle of the street
with two women that I do not know.
685
00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:41,958
These feminazis have
the best lawyers in this country.
686
00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:43,726
- They're going to take everything.
- Everything?
687
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,625
- Everything.
- Everything?
688
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,083
What is everything?
689
00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:48,958
I have nothing,
this house is not mine.
690
00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:53,416
I do not have property, it is my mother's
house and she lives with a great aunt.
691
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,625
I take care of them,
I barely survive, really.
692
00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:59,000
I am a freelancer
who works every day,
693
00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:00,208
freelancer!
694
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,726
And listen, I feel humiliated
that you come to make an accusation
695
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:06,583
in my neighborhood, where
I have grown up since I was a child.
696
00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:09,500
Do you want to screw up my life?
Uh?
697
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:13,416
Not all men are bad.
698
00:35:13,541 --> 00:35:16,000
In this case it is her,
699
00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:19,916
she is the victimizer,
she has taken my daughter from me.
700
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,958
I can't see her for two years.
701
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,750
What a big liar,
you can see her whenever you want.
702
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:27,958
- Record.
- She's the bad one.
703
00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:30,541
Lie, lie,
you even took her savings.
704
00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:32,083
No, sorry, that is not true.
705
00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:34,083
Clara signed a document
that released me
706
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,791
from all legal responsibilities
regarding that money.
707
00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:40,791
I took that money, which was not much,
I invested it in stocks,
708
00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:42,809
and unfortunately those stocks
went down one hundred percent.
709
00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:45,208
No stock goes down
a hundred percent, you idiot.
710
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:47,708
- And that car?
- That car belongs to a friend,
711
00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,625
- I wash it for him.
- And the rolex?
712
00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:52,228
It is Chinese, it is worth nothing,
if you want you can take it.
713
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,291
- Okay, give me. Give me.
- No, no, you know what else?
714
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:58,000
If you want to record,
let's record, let's record.
715
00:35:58,083 --> 00:36:00,833
Take a good look at me,
this is not going to stay this way.
716
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:02,000
This is war.
717
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:06,166
- And I never lose.
- I don't lose either. I have you.
718
00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:07,891
I have the perfect record of your faces.
719
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:11,500
One is blonde and the other is dressed
in black, I have the license plate.
720
00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:13,375
You are in big trouble.
721
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,250
Run.
722
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,625
Run, you cowards.
723
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:21,625
You will see, you will see. Ah!
724
00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:25,208
- Ah ah ah ah ah!
- What's going on there?
725
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:27,125
- He threw himself.
- You ran him over!
726
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:30,791
- He threw himself, he did it!
- Liar!
727
00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:33,708
- They are killing me!
- He had a tremendous watch.
728
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:36,916
He had a great house, a great car.
No, the car was small,
729
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,458
but it was still very good
and he said that nothing was his.
730
00:36:39,541 --> 00:36:42,000
What if he's telling the truth
and doesn't have money to pay?
731
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:43,750
No. I know his race.
732
00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:48,166
They are capable of doing anything
to hide what they have.
733
00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:51,375
We have to find out where
the hell is Clarita's money.
734
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,625
Moon.
735
00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:54,958
Moon, are you with us?
Or are you in Jamaica?
736
00:36:57,666 --> 00:37:01,541
I am working for the cause.
You talk about Big Data,
737
00:37:01,666 --> 00:37:04,791
but you forget the most
important social network
738
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,333
- according to me: Tinder.
- Kinder?
739
00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:20,250
How do you expect me
to like you in between
740
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:24,000
- of so many cute girl, huh?
- Tinder does not give likes,
741
00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:27,250
You make a match,
and he already did it.
742
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:33,750
It's time to start
the Mata Hari mission.
743
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,125
Kill Hari?
744
00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:39,291
Wait, Moon,
no one here is going to kill anyone.
745
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,000
And you, who are so Zen,
746
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:44,166
should not be thinking
about such violent ideas.
747
00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:45,976
Moon, I still don't understand
what you want to do.
748
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,625
I'm going to be a spy and I'm going
to get all the information out of him.
749
00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:54,291
There is no race more vulnerable
than a horny man.
750
00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:58,791
I'm going to draw him to me
and make him confess.
751
00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:01,708
In fact, we already set a date.
752
00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:05,250
And how do you intend to generate
a confession without him noticing?
753
00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:08,375
That is the easy part.
754
00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:11,375
MISSION MATA HARI
755
00:38:18,125 --> 00:38:20,250
Wouldn't it be better
if I wear my clothes?
756
00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:22,916
- You're a senior executive.
- Gorgeous.
757
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,208
- You're like the negative Julia.
- How racist your comment, Trini.
758
00:38:27,291 --> 00:38:29,583
Piggy, I mean you look
much better than in those clothes
759
00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,875
- from Beach craft fair.
- Worse.
760
00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:34,583
Okay, let's go over the plan.
761
00:38:34,666 --> 00:38:36,458
I want you to click
on the link I sent you,
762
00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:38,708
so that we can see
the cameras in real time, ok?
763
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:41,083
I'm going to be here in the car
monitoring everything,
764
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:42,791
so you know, anything, Moon,
765
00:38:42,916 --> 00:38:46,958
any problem you have
is your problem.
766
00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:48,583
- What?
- No.
767
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:51,041
No, you scream
and I'll be there in two minutes.
768
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:55,250
- Bye, good luck.
- Bye, bye.
769
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,916
- Hello there.
- Hi, how are you?
770
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,250
- How are you?
- Welcome.
771
00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:04,625
Wow, what a nice house.
772
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:07,125
Thanks.
You want a drink?
773
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:09,500
Yes, please.
774
00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:12,500
I've had a bad time.
775
00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:15,708
I see very little my girl, Blanquita.
776
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:19,625
But hey, we didn't come here
to talk about me.
777
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:23,916
Let's talk a little about you.
What do you think of me?
778
00:39:27,625 --> 00:39:30,833
- It is a joke?
- Yes, a joke.
779
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:35,708
You know what?
Things happen to me with you,
780
00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:38,000
I feel that you are different.
781
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:40,750
I see you on social networks,
and on the one hand
782
00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:43,958
I see a whole energetic thing,
783
00:39:44,041 --> 00:39:46,081
and on the other hand,
knowing you, I see your house
784
00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:49,000
and you also look super earthy.
785
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:53,791
You are a very interesting mix.
786
00:39:53,916 --> 00:39:55,416
Thanks.
787
00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:04,000
Hey, try not to miss me
788
00:40:04,416 --> 00:40:07,375
- but I need to go to the bathroom.
- Bathroom?
789
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,458
- Yes.
- Bathroom.
790
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,892
- Bathroom.
- Do you have a bathroom?
791
00:40:10,916 --> 00:40:13,000
Yes, yes.
792
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:15,375
There are so many,
793
00:40:15,791 --> 00:40:17,291
yes,
794
00:40:19,666 --> 00:40:21,041
there are many bathrooms.
795
00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:23,541
It's up. Above.
796
00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:24,958
The last door on the right.
797
00:40:25,041 --> 00:40:27,291
Thank you.
798
00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:32,041
Over there, over there.
Over there.
799
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,375
Down the hall on the right.
800
00:40:33,458 --> 00:40:36,208
Yes, that's the one for men.
801
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,833
Well.
802
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:40,250
I'm doing awful.
803
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,375
- No, it's great.
- You look gorgeous.
804
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,541
- You act very well.
- It is incredible.
805
00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:55,250
Oh, how dirty.
806
00:40:57,125 --> 00:41:00,541
- Big bathroom.
- Yes.
807
00:41:03,625 --> 00:41:07,833
Well it's still not very clear to me,
808
00:41:07,958 --> 00:41:10,125
what's your job?
809
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Investments, money tables,
810
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:18,750
stocks, the stock market, the game.
811
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,958
You're a millionaire?
How sexy.
812
00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:28,500
And where do you have the money?
813
00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:31,500
Where do you have it invested here?
814
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:34,875
In precious metals or outside?
815
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,291
- Put me on Ramirez, now.
- In tax havens?
816
00:41:37,416 --> 00:41:40,250
- He can't speak? Put him on.
- Men excite me so much
817
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:44,125
when they are financially sound.
818
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:45,708
Well, the other too.
819
00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:47,875
Ramírez, I know,
I know that it is terrible
820
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,541
to lose a loved one, yes,
but life is like that.
821
00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:53,041
We are nothing.
822
00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:55,708
And that to me... I don't know.
823
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,833
Things happen to me.
824
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,916
What things happen to you?
825
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,541
- Stuff.
- What stuffs?
826
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:08,101
Oh, my stomach hurt.
My God, Moon, come on.
827
00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:09,750
Where do you have the money?
828
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:13,083
Panama?
The Greek Islands? Gibraltar?
829
00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:15,833
No, you are not understanding me.
830
00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:17,416
We have an agreement
831
00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:20,220
and if you break it, the fine
will leave us both lying in the street.
832
00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:22,333
Not just the two of us,
your family too.
833
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,583
It's around, around.
834
00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:28,125
Hey, what are your wishes?
835
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,916
- He is falling!
- You first.
836
00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:32,583
- No, you first.
- No, tell me how much do you earn?
837
00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:36,500
How much is in your checking account?
838
00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:41,250
What is that?
839
00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:43,916
- What happen?
- Julia.
840
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,166
- Why is the alarm going off?
- I don't know!
841
00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:49,000
- Quiet.
- Julia, we are in an emergency.
842
00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:50,791
- Stop crying.
- You are not alone!
843
00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:52,075
Hello, Julia.
Julia, the alarm.
844
00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:54,041
To start from scratch again?
845
00:42:54,166 --> 00:42:56,541
- That's what you want?
- Mom.
846
00:42:56,666 --> 00:42:59,125
- Please watch.
- Please, a second.
847
00:42:59,250 --> 00:43:01,000
Stop crying, calm down.
848
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:02,625
It is a dog, Ramirez.
849
00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:05,666
- Julia, pick up the phone, please.
- How do you turn this off?
850
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,125
- Wait.
- How do I turn it off?
851
00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:09,208
There must be a panel with numbers.
852
00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:11,750
Julia! The panel, there has to be a panel.
853
00:43:11,875 --> 00:43:14,916
- Look for a panel with letters
- Get up your ass,
854
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,375
- put on your jacket and to the field.
- Mom.
855
00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:23,291
- Sorry my love.
- There is nothing with buttons.
856
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:24,500
How do you turn this off?
857
00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:26,750
- Why didn't you warn me?
- I did warn you.
858
00:43:26,875 --> 00:43:31,291
- Put your seatbelt on fast, fast.
- Safe neighborhood operational, I repeat,
859
00:43:31,416 --> 00:43:33,458
safe neighborhood running!
860
00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:37,791
We have them surrounded.
Don't move, we have you surrounded.
861
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,958
What? What are you talking about?
862
00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:42,083
Party's over, criminal!
863
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:44,517
- Oh no, that stupid, for God's sake.
- I'm not a criminal.
864
00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,666
- Call the police!
- I have a problem with the alarm!
865
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,500
- But this is my house!
- Your house?
866
00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,541
Do you think I'm going to fall?
I know the owner.
867
00:43:50,666 --> 00:43:52,434
Besides, there are no immigrants
here in the neighborhood.
868
00:43:52,458 --> 00:43:53,958
- Julia!
- I am not an immigrant!
869
00:43:54,041 --> 00:43:56,322
- I am Chilean!
- She's not a foreigner, she's a brunette!
870
00:43:56,375 --> 00:43:59,291
There is no Chilean with that color,
at least here in the condo.
871
00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,625
Julia! Are you okay?
872
00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:04,125
- Julia, I came to defend you!
- Lock yourself in a bathroom!
873
00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:06,625
- I caught a criminal!
- Who is this guy?
874
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:08,916
- These bastards!
- He's crazy!
875
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,708
- I'm ready!
- Julia.
876
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:11,833
Julia!
877
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:14,166
- Who is this guy?
- Julia, I'm here to protect you!
878
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:17,541
- Who do you think you are?
- Shut up, you shit, back!
879
00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:21,541
Watch out, SECOM, I got him.
880
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,625
- I need help!
- I have him.
881
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:28,041
Please! Help!
882
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,833
I knew this was not going to work.
Just like Mata Hari.
883
00:44:32,791 --> 00:44:35,541
- But what are they doing?
- Sara, deactivate the alarm!
884
00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:37,916
- Deactivating alarm.
- What's going on? Leave her, man.
885
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,666
- Get out of here, go!
- Quiet.
886
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,833
- Leave her!
- Don't thank me, really.
887
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:46,375
- Absolutely nothing was stolen.
- She's not a thief, she's my friend!
888
00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:49,708
I'm your superhero, champion,
right? He could have kill you,
889
00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:52,000
gagged you,
tied you up, scared you.
890
00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:54,083
Stop talking nonsense.
He is a boy.
891
00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:58,250
Hey, what are you doing here, too?
892
00:44:58,375 --> 00:45:01,541
I told you not to forget about me.
We already know you have money.
893
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:03,642
- We are going to sue you.
- What money will I have?
894
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:07,000
I was using it as a tactic
to seduce this woman.
895
00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:10,833
Because I know that all women
are only interested in money.
896
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:14,125
- I'm leaving here.
- Get out of my house!
897
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:16,375
- I'm going back to the nest.
- Out.
898
00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:18,058
Now, calm down,
I'm going to get you out.
899
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:19,583
Out!
900
00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:21,333
Yes, pull hard.
901
00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:24,041
But if he said that he had money.
902
00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:25,458
No, legally it does not work.
903
00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:27,791
There is nothing specific.
It's no use.
904
00:45:27,916 --> 00:45:30,291
My God, it's Clarita,
did the ex say something to her?
905
00:45:30,375 --> 00:45:31,750
Oh, Lord.
906
00:45:31,833 --> 00:45:34,083
- Our Father who art in heaven,
- Hello everyone.
907
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,458
- Hello.
- Hello.
908
00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:36,833
How are you?
909
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:38,750
I have very good news.
910
00:45:38,875 --> 00:45:40,208
Really?
911
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:43,583
I got the four kilos
of brown basmati rice.
912
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:46,500
Ay, Clarita. Really,
it is not necessary.
913
00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,791
What is happening there behind you?
914
00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:52,875
They are seizing me.
915
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:59,333
- React, woman, that's serious.
- No, actually it suits me.
916
00:45:59,458 --> 00:46:02,958
The thing is, some time ago
Andrés imported bracelets
917
00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:06,500
to heal rheumatism and it didn't do well,
so he had to declare bankruptcy.
918
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:10,958
And since I am the majority member,
they came from the bank to seize me.
919
00:46:11,041 --> 00:46:15,291
What a disgusting pig!
And did you know about this bankruptcy?
920
00:46:15,541 --> 00:46:17,333
No, I just found out,
921
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:21,458
but that's okay, so I'm going to save
a ton of money by moving south.
922
00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:24,541
Also the furniture was all old.
923
00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:26,666
They're really doing me a favor.
924
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,750
Do you see that
everything happens for something?
925
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,000
What move?
926
00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:34,000
Oh, they offered me work
and lodging in the South.
927
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:36,625
- In what part of the South?
- In the South.
928
00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:40,958
The furthest south there is,
to the Chilean Antarctic.
929
00:46:41,375 --> 00:46:43,166
Look, it's beautiful.
930
00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:47,583
Hi! Ha, ha, ha.
931
00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:51,333
My godmother works in a research there,
932
00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,708
so they just needed
a person for repairs.
933
00:46:54,791 --> 00:46:56,591
- How incredible, isn't it?
- My God, Clarita.
934
00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:59,625
How do you think of dragging
your puppy to that wasteland?
935
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:03,083
Oh, Trini, now with all the global warming
936
00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,875
it's just like 8 degrees below zero.
937
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,666
Besides, you get used to everything.
938
00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:15,125
Clarita, what are the names
of the pills you take?
939
00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:27,083
Did you do your homework?
940
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:31,250
Where are we?
941
00:47:31,375 --> 00:47:35,583
We are here,
in Santiago de Chile.
942
00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:36,958
And Antarctica?
943
00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:40,708
Antarctica is...
944
00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:43,916
it's not on this map,
but it's a bit far.
945
00:47:47,166 --> 00:47:49,875
My love, mom is going to fix this.
946
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,833
Okay? Trust me.
947
00:48:03,833 --> 00:48:06,458
I can't think of ideas anymore,
948
00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:09,708
and Clarita is so optimistic.
949
00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:13,750
I think those antidepressants she takes
are for horses.
950
00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:17,791
Pig, I don't know
if you are able to assess it.
951
00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:21,666
Her ex-husband is by far
the worst thing in life,
952
00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:24,470
and now she came up with that stupid
thing about going to Antarctica.
953
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,791
Explain to me,
what is she going to do there?
954
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:32,333
Everything is so cold, and so white.
How awful.
955
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:35,000
And it doesn't matter to her.
956
00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:38,125
Are you listening?
957
00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:44,750
You have always had a very special talent
for making yourself heard, my love.
958
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:48,291
Whether I want it or not.
959
00:48:48,916 --> 00:48:50,708
Yes of course.
960
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,184
Pig, my love,
you are absolutely right.
961
00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:55,083
I have a talent that I have not
been able to take advantage of.
962
00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:57,083
Of course,
I went to talk to Regina,
963
00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:58,559
but I put myself there
as a school parent,
964
00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:00,934
listening to the headmistress,
and and I didn't make myself heard.
965
00:49:00,958 --> 00:49:02,541
I was wrong, I was wrong,
966
00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:06,250
I was wrong about everything, because
I'm trying to solve this as a group.
967
00:49:06,333 --> 00:49:08,625
But not all of them
have leader skills.
968
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,500
I really am a steppe wolf,
a lone wolf.
969
00:49:11,583 --> 00:49:13,458
And as the leader of the pack
what I have to do
970
00:49:13,541 --> 00:49:16,791
is be the voice
of those who are not heard.
971
00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:19,458
Of course, Pig.
972
00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,500
I'm going back to Regina.
You're right.
973
00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:24,750
I'm going to get my voice out
until she hears me.
974
00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:28,916
You are so bright, really,
you are at the level of genius.
975
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,333
Besides, my God, you're good looking.
976
00:49:43,625 --> 00:49:46,750
There's no possibility,
977
00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:48,625
we are canceling
the Dodgeball Championship.
978
00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,500
So, now it is my responsibility
979
00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:53,458
that no mother
has the ovaries to participate?
980
00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:57,000
Also, the lack of support
from this school is obvious.
981
00:49:57,083 --> 00:50:00,583
Maybe if the requirements
hadn't been so difficult.
982
00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:04,208
Being Chilean, age limit 45 years,
983
00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:08,000
- Divorced mothers are not allowed.
- You don't understand.
984
00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:10,416
This is not a mother's day activity
985
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:12,833
for the moms to get distracted.
986
00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:15,750
This is an elite competition.
987
00:50:16,541 --> 00:50:17,958
Good morning, Stephanie.
988
00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:22,666
- Do you have an appointment?
- Yes, with destiny.
989
00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:27,666
Ok, María Gracia,
get yourself one more team
990
00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:31,291
and we will have the shortest
championship in the history of dodgeball.
991
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:35,666
I know, I know.
992
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:39,083
I am going to give an award.
993
00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:43,000
Of pesos to the team that wins
the Dodgeball Championship.
994
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,625
People are so materialistic
995
00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:47,708
that I bet they are going
to line up to participate.
996
00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,000
Of course.
997
00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:51,416
And we donate that money
to an institution.
998
00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:54,041
How are we going to
donate it to an institution?
999
00:50:54,166 --> 00:50:57,541
The idea is people to participate.
1000
00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:00,333
Can I help you with something, Trinidad?
1001
00:51:03,416 --> 00:51:06,500
- I've come to register my team.
- Hallelujah!
1002
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:09,333
Welcome, Chubby.
1003
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:19,291
I have gathered you here to tell you
that I have failed as a leader,
1004
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:23,125
as president of the parents
of Fourth Grade I have failed,
1005
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:26,791
and also as captain of the Saint
Michael School dodgeball team.
1006
00:51:26,916 --> 00:51:29,000
Yes, I have failed in this noble mission
1007
00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:30,958
we have to help our poor Clarita.
1008
00:51:31,041 --> 00:51:33,416
- What mission?
- Don't interrupt me, Clarita.
1009
00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:36,750
I have basically failed
because I have not known how to see,
1010
00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:38,601
I have not known how to take
advantage of your gifts, your talents,
1011
00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:40,185
and I have led you straight to failure.
1012
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:42,875
To you, Moon, with that
lame Mata Hari mission.
1013
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,416
To you, Julia,
with that face to face with Andrés.
1014
00:51:45,541 --> 00:51:47,041
We both did that face to face.
1015
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:48,559
- My Andrés?
- Don't interrupt me, Clarita.
1016
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,892
- And you, Miracles, with that raffle.
- But we didn't do it.
1017
00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:53,291
For this reason,
all the doors have been closed.
1018
00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:55,958
But when a door is closed,
a window opens.
1019
00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:59,541
And now a tremendous window has opened,
because, as you well know,
1020
00:51:59,666 --> 00:52:02,626
María Gracia is organizing the Saint
Michael School Dodgeball Championship.
1021
00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:06,208
Right? Well, it turns out this year
it comes with a prize.
1022
00:52:06,333 --> 00:52:10,000
A cash prize of...
1023
00:52:10,083 --> 00:52:11,833
With that money
we can pay Clarita's debt.
1024
00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:13,184
Then Blanqui can continue studying
1025
00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:14,625
at school with our puppies.
1026
00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:16,166
What do you think?
Good, right?
1027
00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:19,666
Today, moms, we have
a great opportunity,
1028
00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:22,458
today, here,
we have the opportunity to play,
1029
00:52:22,583 --> 00:52:24,916
to give everything,
because as our enemies say:
1030
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:29,458
They can take our lives
but they can never take our freedom.
1031
00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:33,125
That's from Braveheart.
1032
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:36,708
- Not at all, I came up with it.
- No possibility.
1033
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:40,250
I swore to the Virgin that never again
in my life would I play dodgeball.
1034
00:52:40,333 --> 00:52:42,916
- You don't need to do anything.
- Don't interrupt, Clarita.
1035
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,791
Look, we have already been champions,
and with my leadership...
1036
00:52:45,916 --> 00:52:47,208
No, you are not a leader.
1037
00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:50,958
I know because I experienced it firsthand.
1038
00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:54,875
Rather, my face experienced it firsthand.
1039
00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:58,708
- What are you talking about?
- Don't interrupt me, Clarita.
1040
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:02,833
Five years ago in this place
1041
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:07,125
a tragedy happened.
1042
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,875
Come on, team, attentive, attentive!
1043
00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:25,833
What?
1044
00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:29,833
Trinidad used me as a human shield.
1045
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:32,666
And I had to wear a neck brace
for a year,
1046
00:53:33,041 --> 00:53:37,083
apart from having to operate my nose
because my septum opened.
1047
00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:40,791
What a liar, you never have
a deviated septum,
1048
00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:43,083
come on, you liar,
you had a big nose, that's why.
1049
00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:45,375
You didn't like your nose,
and you took the opportunity.
1050
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:48,166
No, lie.
I couldn't breathe and I was snoring.
1051
00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:52,166
- The doctor told me about the septum.
- It was a decision of war.
1052
00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:54,583
- I was the captain.
- Do not fight.
1053
00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:57,000
I'm fine and Blanquita too.
1054
00:53:57,083 --> 00:53:59,291
The best thing is that we go
to the Chilean Antarctic.
1055
00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:02,083
Nobody is going to go to
the Chilean Antarctic. You and your Puppy
1056
00:54:02,166 --> 00:54:04,966
are going to stay here because
we are going to play for that to happen.
1057
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,500
Right?
1058
00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:08,375
- Julia?
- I'm in.
1059
00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:13,791
- Moon?
- Namaste.
1060
00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:15,500
Miracles.
1061
00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:18,333
Oh, no!
1062
00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:20,875
- What would Jesus do in your place?
- No, no.
1063
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,166
What would Jesus do?
1064
00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:25,000
What would Jesus do?
1065
00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:26,833
React!
1066
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:32,750
I can't hear you.
1067
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:36,750
- Turn the other cheek.
- Louder!
1068
00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:38,666
Turn the other cheek!
1069
00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:40,500
So?
1070
00:54:42,208 --> 00:54:46,000
- Just for this time.
- The Power Ladies are back!
1071
00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:51,291
Yes sir, yes sir,
Power Ladies are love!
1072
00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:54,059
Loyalty, loyalty, Power Ladies are true!
Always ready, always ready!
1073
00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:55,708
Power Ladies are ready!
1074
00:54:55,833 --> 00:54:57,541
- I'm going now.
- Let's go!
1075
00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:00,125
So it's how many players per side?
1076
00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:02,000
Clarita? How many?
1077
00:55:02,208 --> 00:55:06,083
There are five players.
Exactly. Which one is eliminated?
1078
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,833
Anyone who gets a ball is eliminated.
1079
00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:11,208
If the ball burns her,
that player is eliminated.
1080
00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:14,250
She goes, bye, out of the game,
who is also eliminated?
1081
00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:15,666
The person who decides to leave
1082
00:55:15,791 --> 00:55:18,083
the court during the game is eliminated.
1083
00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:21,375
So, if all of these are eliminated,
1084
00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,708
it means that your team disappeared,
it was eliminated,
1085
00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:27,500
and then the opposing team wins.
Is it clear to you?
1086
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:29,458
- But I know other rules.
- What rules?
1087
00:55:29,541 --> 00:55:32,125
Listen, a person comes to the field,
1088
00:55:33,416 --> 00:55:36,416
- Right?
- She's there and throws a ball
1089
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:39,083
- up in the air and calls a country.
- No.
1090
00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:42,083
- Then she comes...
- No, Clarita, it's not child's play.
1091
00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:44,517
That is not dodgeball. We are governed
by the official dodgeball rules,
1092
00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:46,958
we are governed by the Saint
Michael School regulations.
1093
00:55:47,041 --> 00:55:49,541
The 2017 revision.
Okay? Is that clear?
1094
00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:52,083
I am going to explain
to you with this upgrade
1095
00:55:52,208 --> 00:55:56,333
that my IT people did,
it is far more practical.
1096
00:56:03,166 --> 00:56:06,875
Miracles!
Moon with the head in the moon!
1097
00:56:07,041 --> 00:56:08,208
It was a pass, Miracles!
1098
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,583
Oh, I have post-traumatic stress.
1099
00:56:10,708 --> 00:56:12,166
Positions, come on!
1100
00:56:12,291 --> 00:56:15,583
Again, attitude, attitude, come on!
1101
00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:16,916
No, he is not trained.
1102
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000
- Johnny, fire them.
- No, no, no, me, that.
1103
00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:23,250
The opposing team is not going
to wait for you to talk on the phone.
1104
00:56:23,333 --> 00:56:25,750
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's get moving!
1105
00:56:25,875 --> 00:56:27,208
- Good.
- Here, here!
1106
00:56:33,833 --> 00:56:35,000
- Down. Good.
- Brazil!
1107
00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:39,333
Is not that game, Clarita, no!
1108
00:56:39,416 --> 00:56:41,541
I'm worried, Pig,
because I don't see them ready,
1109
00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:45,208
I see them worried about
other things, flying in the air,
1110
00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:49,333
and moreover,
Clarita does not know how to play.
1111
00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:52,875
I don't know, they are not ready, they
are not ready and I have done everything.
1112
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,625
- I've tried my best.
- Piggy, my love.
1113
00:56:56,750 --> 00:57:00,916
I'm working.
I need to focus.
1114
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,916
Right!
Of course, my love.
1115
00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:07,208
You're right.
I need a rally.
1116
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:09,583
You're right.
1117
00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:16,250
Hello, my Power Ladies,
attentive, attentive,
1118
00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:17,684
because I need you to reserve on Friday,
1119
00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:20,476
because we are going to a rally.
Just like soccer players, without puppies,
1120
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,142
without husbands,
without anything, just us, focused.
1121
00:57:22,166 --> 00:57:26,500
No, no, in the end I'm not
going to be able to do it, I'm sorry.
1122
00:57:26,916 --> 00:57:30,000
It is going to be at your house,
Julia, because is the biggest.
1123
00:57:30,416 --> 00:57:33,250
Oh, and who's going to take
care of the blessings for me?
1124
00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:35,000
- My Pig.
- Hello.
1125
00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:38,166
He is happy, right? Say hi.
1126
00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:41,375
I'm going to have to send James, then,
because we all know
1127
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:44,083
that Pig is useless with children.
1128
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,125
Wonderful, so I'll take care
of the training schedule
1129
00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:48,684
and that's it,
we'll see you there on Friday.
1130
00:57:48,708 --> 00:57:50,125
- Bye.
- Bye.
1131
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,750
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
1132
00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:59,916
One, two, three, four, five, three!
Come on!
1133
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:03,833
Good, come on, come on, come on!
Clarita, Clarita!
1134
00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:07,166
We are not in the bathroom,
lower, lower, here, here!
1135
00:58:07,291 --> 00:58:08,625
Right, right, right!
1136
00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:11,416
Two, three, four, five, change!
1137
00:58:11,541 --> 00:58:14,958
Come on, more energy!
One, two, three, four, five!
1138
00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:16,666
Up
1139
00:58:17,250 --> 00:58:18,666
And up.
1140
00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:22,041
One, two, three, four, five!
Next!
1141
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,125
Come on, Moon!
1142
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,625
Butt cheeks down!
Butt cheeks down!
1143
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:28,000
Come on, squats, squats!
1144
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,916
Who goes? Who goes?
Go, go!
1145
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,708
- We have to try to break the record.
- No, I'm tired, it's over.
1146
00:58:35,791 --> 00:58:38,000
I'm done. We've been on this thing
for over two hours.
1147
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:41,125
Also, it's time for my aperitif.
Sorry, a drink?
1148
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:45,333
Sorry, but this doesn't work
if you don't listen to your captain!
1149
00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:48,208
- I have never drink,
- Mili, Mili, is going to make you great.
1150
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:51,375
- Where are you going? Where are...?
- I never drink anything.
1151
00:58:51,625 --> 00:58:54,583
Okay. The captain decides
to take a 5 minute brake.
1152
00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:56,583
- Only five.
- Do you have a jacuzzi?
1153
00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:02,166
- Cheers, cheers, cheers.
- This is a rally!
1154
00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:05,208
Yes, like the footballers.
I know a lot about that, Trini.
1155
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:08,666
And be thankful that we haven't
called the stripers, or have we?
1156
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:11,750
Because I have an ex who is a striper,
look at the photos he sends
1157
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:15,750
- with his spectacular friends.
- No, no, let's see?
1158
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,833
No wayw.
And now we are going to confiscate
1159
00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:20,583
everything that can distract us.
1160
00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:21,833
Put your cell phones here.
1161
00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:23,638
- Absolutely right.
- It will be necessary?
1162
00:59:23,666 --> 00:59:27,166
Totally necessary. The important
thing here is that we connect.
1163
00:59:27,291 --> 00:59:28,791
Julia?
1164
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,875
Okay, where my eyes see it, huh?
1165
00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:36,208
- The other one.
- Oh, you are a drag.
1166
00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:38,875
You know what?
You're right.
1167
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,666
We are not going to let
anything deconcentrate us
1168
00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:44,500
- to connect between us.
- And the sparkling wine.
1169
00:59:44,625 --> 00:59:47,375
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1170
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:49,750
- Cheers.
- Please!
1171
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:51,958
- We have to concentrate.
- That's where we are.
1172
00:59:52,041 --> 00:59:56,000
- I haven't had a drink in a long time.
- Yes, look, a little kiss, just a little.
1173
00:59:56,083 --> 00:59:57,476
- Just a little kiss.
- Very concentrated.
1174
00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,666
- So I could talk to the miss.
- The boxes come in all colors.
1175
01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:02,041
I bought it at the craft fair.
1176
01:00:02,125 --> 01:00:06,000
She colors them,
I bought her in all colors.
1177
01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:07,476
- I bought them at the craft fair.
- I talked to her.
1178
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,892
- The same miss told me.
- You've been drinking for two hours.
1179
01:00:09,916 --> 01:00:12,375
Can we go back to what matters us?
Please.
1180
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:16,541
- Relax for a while, Piggy, level up.
- No, I can't relax.
1181
01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:19,500
Because there are less
than 18 hours to play.
1182
01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:22,750
Then there is plenty of time left.
Trini, let yourself flow.
1183
01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:24,791
- A while.
- You know what? Quite the opposite.
1184
01:00:24,916 --> 01:00:27,750
Here the alcohol is going
to stop flowing now.
1185
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:31,625
Please excuse me, it's over.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's over.
1186
01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:35,500
This is a concentration.
In concentrations one concentrates.
1187
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:38,166
You know what?
You're absolutely right, Trini.
1188
01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:41,958
Let's stop drinking,
and start smoking.
1189
01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:47,541
A student paid me for his
monthly yoga classes with this.
1190
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,416
We did a super sustainable barter.
1191
01:00:50,541 --> 01:00:52,875
Hey, your yoga classes are expensive.
1192
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,375
Tell me something, is this cañabis?
1193
01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:59,375
- Cañabis?
- Cannabis, and it's sativa.
1194
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:02,250
- Do you want?
- Over my dead boy you will consume
1195
01:01:02,375 --> 01:01:05,625
these drugs before the game.
1196
01:01:06,583 --> 01:01:08,250
Well, they are good.
1197
01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:13,208
I swear that that little girl,
the daughter of María Gracia
1198
01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:16,291
- she misalign all my chakras.
- Why?
1199
01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:20,541
- Inti doesn't even want to go to school.
- That little girl
1200
01:01:20,666 --> 01:01:22,000
needs some good leashes.
1201
01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:23,892
- I already told you.
- I don't want to be insensitive,
1202
01:01:23,916 --> 01:01:27,333
but can you leave personal problems
for another day?
1203
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:30,208
My prince is not having
a good time either.
1204
01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:31,934
Ever since he found out
about the car theft
1205
01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:35,541
by those shitty criminals
he started to pee in bed again.
1206
01:01:35,666 --> 01:01:38,500
- My baby.
- Poor thing.
1207
01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:39,833
How awful.
1208
01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:43,083
You know?
My Juan de Dios is not well either.
1209
01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:47,541
He's like an answering machine, a rebel,
I don't know what's wrong with him.
1210
01:01:47,916 --> 01:01:51,375
- You're going to have to exorcism him.
- Yes, we were going to do it,
1211
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:53,041
but he's too young.
1212
01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:56,708
Later, he is very small.
1213
01:01:58,166 --> 01:01:59,583
- Mili!
- Mili.
1214
01:02:00,041 --> 01:02:02,833
- In a few more years.
- Come on, Mili.
1215
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,041
But I am being serious.
1216
01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:10,708
What happens to them?
Why are you laughing? I'm seriously.
1217
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:14,708
- Exorcisms are conducted.
- Regarding exorcisms,
1218
01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:19,125
tomorrow Father Anthony
will be the referee for the match.
1219
01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:22,250
- Yes, that's true.
- I swear I wouldn't mind at all
1220
01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:24,958
to lose myself under that cassock.
1221
01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:27,333
- Oh, what a horror!
- Moon, please.
1222
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:31,583
- A man of faith, how do you say that.
- Jealous, you're jealous.
1223
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:34,833
How do you think
I'm going to be jealous.
1224
01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:40,041
- Smoke one, Clarita.
- I haven't smoked for a thousand years.
1225
01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:42,250
- Why do you tell her that?
- Leave her.
1226
01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:44,750
I've actually only smoked once before.
1227
01:02:44,875 --> 01:02:47,500
Yeah, but just this once
I'm going to try it.
1228
01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:49,416
- Smoke one.
- But hey, Clarita.
1229
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,517
It's not good, your neurons
are going to die. Really.
1230
01:02:51,541 --> 01:02:53,333
- Smoke, smoke, smoke.
- Let's do it.
1231
01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:56,708
Little, little.
1232
01:02:57,333 --> 01:02:59,125
That, very good.
1233
01:02:59,333 --> 01:03:01,375
- Why do you do it like that?
- James!
1234
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,500
How unworthy, I'm going to open my self.
1235
01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:09,625
Is this the guy?
1236
01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:11,291
Yes, he is completely insane.
1237
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:15,083
Julia, I don't understand
the laughter or your negligence,
1238
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:17,142
why aren't you connecting
to Super Safe Neighbors?
1239
01:03:17,166 --> 01:03:20,333
Super Safe Neighbors, I'm super busy.
1240
01:03:20,458 --> 01:03:22,017
The same
we all the neighbors ask ourselves
1241
01:03:22,041 --> 01:03:23,684
- listening to this music at this party.
- What party?
1242
01:03:23,708 --> 01:03:26,666
- I am with my friends.
- Friends?
1243
01:03:26,791 --> 01:03:31,208
Are they registered? Do you have
the names? Are they Chilean, foreign?
1244
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,833
Legal?
1245
01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:36,166
Ah, now I understand,
using illicit drugs.
1246
01:03:36,291 --> 01:03:38,916
Oh, a little bit of weed, that's all.
1247
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000
I meet you again.
1248
01:03:41,125 --> 01:03:43,565
This is unacceptable, Julia,
the neighbors do not accept this.
1249
01:03:43,666 --> 01:03:46,458
If you continue, I'm going
to have to call the police.
1250
01:03:46,583 --> 01:03:47,666
Hey, hey,
1251
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:51,333
I haven't smoked anything,
I just had a glass of champagne.
1252
01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:54,416
I am quietly
on my private property.
1253
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:57,791
But we are in a republic, with rules
and regulations that we must obey,
1254
01:03:57,916 --> 01:03:59,791
a Constitution
that must be loved and defended.
1255
01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:02,375
If you continue like this,
I'm going to have to report you
1256
01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:05,000
unfortunately
to Super Safe Neighbors.
1257
01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:06,833
Report me wherever you want,
1258
01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:10,416
you have me like this,
like this swollen ovaries
1259
01:04:10,541 --> 01:04:13,791
with your fucking app
full of fascists.
1260
01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:17,916
Live and let live.
Get out of my house, fuck off.
1261
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,125
- I'm leaving, but you're lost,
- Yes, yes!
1262
01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:22,226
- Because no one is above the law. Nobody.
- Yes, yes!
1263
01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:23,833
I am to respect the law.
1264
01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:25,750
No one is outside!
1265
01:04:28,208 --> 01:04:30,875
- Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
- No, no, no!
1266
01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:33,833
- Mili, it's a little weed.
- No, no.
1267
01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:36,333
God wouldn't have created it
if He didn't want you to try it.
1268
01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:41,083
No! A vice president
would never use illegal drugs.
1269
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:45,541
Treasurer.
Come over here.
1270
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,041
Good, Mill.
1271
01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:52,083
Good, very good.
1272
01:04:57,750 --> 01:04:59,958
Tequila!
1273
01:06:28,458 --> 01:06:31,875
It is like a miracle.
1274
01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:35,250
My whole life
1275
01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:39,791
It lighted up.
1276
01:06:40,166 --> 01:06:44,125
You, you are my lighthouse.
1277
01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:46,833
You bring me light.
1278
01:06:47,541 --> 01:06:52,166
You are my God.
1279
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:56,166
I feel that my soul
1280
01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:58,833
is rising up
1281
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:02,083
and flies to you.
1282
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:05,666
Flies to you.
1283
01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:09,625
Hallelujah, hallelujah,
1284
01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:12,208
hallelujah, oh my God,
1285
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,916
It's like a miracle
1286
01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:18,625
my whole life
1287
01:07:19,708 --> 01:07:22,041
It lighted up,
1288
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,958
you are my lighthouse,
1289
01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:29,625
you bring me light,
1290
01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:32,583
you are my God,
1291
01:07:34,541 --> 01:07:37,958
I feel that my soul
1292
01:07:38,791 --> 01:07:40,916
is rising up
1293
01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:43,083
and flies to you,
1294
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:48,583
you are the reason
1295
01:07:49,916 --> 01:07:53,916
for which I sing this song,
1296
01:07:54,208 --> 01:07:58,875
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah,
oh my god.
1297
01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:03,958
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah,
my Lord.
1298
01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:09,666
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah,
oh my God.
1299
01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:15,291
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah,
my Lord.
1300
01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:20,791
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah,
oh my Lord.
1301
01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:25,750
Hallelujah, hallelujah,
the miracle of love.
1302
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:30,208
Miracles, Miracles.
1303
01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:34,500
Miracles, Miracles.
1304
01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:40,125
Miracles, Miracles.
1305
01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:42,708
Miracles!
1306
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,500
Well, well, hallelujah,
hallelujah, you woke up.
1307
01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:48,000
I swear to you, what a horror,
you came back, Miracles,
1308
01:08:48,083 --> 01:08:50,958
you have to walk a bit
to get your blood circulating.
1309
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,125
James!
1310
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:57,000
- Clarita, press, open the gate.
- You were completely unconscious.
1311
01:08:57,125 --> 01:08:59,500
Don't be filthy.
1312
01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:02,250
I would throw you into the pool,
but you would drown.
1313
01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:04,041
I'm going to put you
in a cold tub.
1314
01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:05,166
Right, to the water.
1315
01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:07,351
No, no, not to the pool,
not because you're going to drown,
1316
01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:11,083
- you are totally and absolutely stoned.
- Let her bathe for a while.
1317
01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:12,458
Good afternoon, ladies.
1318
01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:14,083
- Hello.
- Good afternoon.
1319
01:09:14,625 --> 01:09:15,875
- React, Mili.
- Traitor.
1320
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,517
- We have the information
- That's right.
1321
01:09:17,541 --> 01:09:21,000
That illegal substances
were being consumed.
1322
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:23,750
No, we are not consuming
absolutely anything here.
1323
01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:25,791
- What's the matter?
- Captain, my captain,
1324
01:09:25,916 --> 01:09:27,333
actually that's the dealer.
1325
01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:29,041
Where did you get that from, miss?
1326
01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:33,416
I appreciate you enthusiasm,
Sub Lieutenant, but I'm asking questions.
1327
01:09:34,041 --> 01:09:36,583
- Where did you get that from?
- Sergeant, Sergeant.
1328
01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:38,416
Captain, please.
1329
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:41,375
Well, captain,
I don't have to give you an explanation
1330
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,500
of what happens on my private property,
it's my house,
1331
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:46,291
- my friends.
- Calm down, excuse me.
1332
01:09:46,416 --> 01:09:47,875
- My pool.
- Sorry, you said captain?
1333
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:50,000
- That's right.
- I am also a captain.
1334
01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:53,250
I am captain of the Saint
Michael School Dodgeball Team.
1335
01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:55,083
Trinidad Goycochea.
1336
01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:57,500
Well.
1337
01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,250
I comment,
from captain to captain
1338
01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:02,666
this is all a huge and
utter misunderstanding.
1339
01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:04,350
My captain,
there is no misunderstanding.
1340
01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:07,583
I have surprised them
doing international transactions.
1341
01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:10,386
And if you observe, the brunette
has introduced drugs to the country,
1342
01:10:10,458 --> 01:10:12,916
- surely in her body.
- That is not true.
1343
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,916
Is it cannabis you were consuming?
1344
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,000
- No, no, it's noodles. Do you want?
- Right.
1345
01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,791
- I overcooked them.
- Right.
1346
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:22,517
Let's see, let's see, let's see,
a little bit of order, ladies, please.
1347
01:10:22,541 --> 01:10:25,458
- Officer, please stay out of it.
- Sorry, Captain.
1348
01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:29,291
Let's see, ladies, first thing,
1349
01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:32,083
whose cannabis is it?
1350
01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:33,750
From you?
1351
01:10:35,416 --> 01:10:36,916
Mine.
1352
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,416
From the universe,
from the pacha mama.
1353
01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:44,833
I repeat the question to you, ladies.
1354
01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:47,916
Whose cannabis is it?
1355
01:10:49,625 --> 01:10:52,333
Oh, why did she look ugly at me?
1356
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:57,708
I smoked just once,
I did it to belong to the group,
1357
01:10:58,083 --> 01:11:01,833
to integrate,
to be part of something.
1358
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:09,416
Order, ladies, please, please.
1359
01:11:09,541 --> 01:11:12,791
That amount exceeds what
is established by law 20,000,
1360
01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:18,791
which confirms that you would be
committing a very serious offense.
1361
01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:24,708
I repeat the question to you,
for the last time, whose cannabis is it?
1362
01:11:27,958 --> 01:11:30,416
- Cannabis?
- Well well.
1363
01:11:36,708 --> 01:11:39,750
It belongs to no one, Captain.
1364
01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:45,666
Well, then if it's nobody's,
it's everybody's, what do you think?
1365
01:11:46,583 --> 01:11:47,833
Wrong.
1366
01:11:47,958 --> 01:11:51,666
You are going to have to accompany us to
the police station to decide whose it is.
1367
01:11:51,750 --> 01:11:53,041
No, no, no.
1368
01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:55,666
- I am very clear about my rights.
- That's right, ma'am.
1369
01:11:55,791 --> 01:11:57,250
Your right is to remain silent.
1370
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:59,916
- Come with us, please.
- No, no.
1371
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,250
- This is a misunderstanding.
- Ma'am, please.
1372
01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:05,000
This is a misunderstanding
and we are not moving from here!
1373
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:07,666
Julia, please reconsider!
1374
01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:09,958
You are a disgrace to a PLU.
1375
01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,666
You are a low life.
1376
01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:16,208
Think, you shit!
1377
01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:25,125
How can you not realize that this is
a total and utter misunderstanding?
1378
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:28,625
We are being treated like
criminals. What happened?
1379
01:12:28,750 --> 01:12:31,250
Are the codes between captains
no longer respected?
1380
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:36,541
They took everything from us,
why did they take the laces off us?
1381
01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:39,500
What use are laces for us?
1382
01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:41,625
It is in order not to commit suicide.
1383
01:12:42,166 --> 01:12:44,541
I saw that at Airport Alarm.
They take everything
1384
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:47,666
and then to the dungeon.
1385
01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:49,416
It's morning.
1386
01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:53,708
We have a priority activity
at the puppie's school.
1387
01:12:53,791 --> 01:12:55,976
We need have to be playing a match
right now, do you understand me?
1388
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,333
So, get us out of here now.
1389
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:00,750
Easy, easy, easy.
Calm down.
1390
01:13:00,833 --> 01:13:03,833
I already told you, as long as you
do not agree on who is the owner
1391
01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:08,083
of the cannabis, you are going
to continue here, are we clear?
1392
01:13:10,416 --> 01:13:13,208
And could you at least tell me
what the time is, Captain?
1393
01:13:13,291 --> 01:13:16,541
Of course.
8 with 30 minutes, Captain.
1394
01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:20,166
30, no,
we are running out of time.
1395
01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:23,291
Do you realize that they
haven't even been kind to
1396
01:13:23,375 --> 01:13:25,250
let us take out our cell phones?
How awful.
1397
01:13:25,375 --> 01:13:27,250
- Listen.
- No cell phones, no lawyers,
1398
01:13:27,333 --> 01:13:29,601
- and without them, we don't get out.
- Can I suggest something?
1399
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,642
The bad news is that we don't
know any number by heart.
1400
01:13:31,666 --> 01:13:34,958
Imagine having to call
someone in these conditions.
1401
01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:37,708
- It's a good idea.
- Who are you going to call, Mili?
1402
01:13:37,791 --> 01:13:39,551
- Also, do you know someone?
- It could work.
1403
01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:42,375
My Pig must be totally crazy
without me, desperate,
1404
01:13:42,458 --> 01:13:44,333
without knowing where I am,
totally lost
1405
01:13:44,416 --> 01:13:48,375
- thinking of his Piggy.
- Listen to me!
1406
01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:53,541
Please!
1407
01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:13,750
Yeah, right, right, James.
1408
01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,375
Thank you.
1409
01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:29,750
They're a little bit late, right?
1410
01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:40,250
So, the only thing we have to do
1411
01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:44,333
- is to say marijuana belongs to everyone.
- Marijuana belongs to everyone.
1412
01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:48,708
- I mean, it belongs to all of us.
- What are you talking about? Please.
1413
01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:52,666
Look, I calculate that what was
in the bag was like 20 grams or so.
1414
01:14:52,791 --> 01:14:54,458
If we divide it between us five,
1415
01:14:54,583 --> 01:14:56,583
would be like four grams per person,
1416
01:14:56,708 --> 01:14:59,708
- and that is personal consumption.
- Yes.
1417
01:14:59,791 --> 01:15:01,291
Where do you get those things from?
1418
01:15:01,375 --> 01:15:03,708
Airport Alarm.
It is highly educational.
1419
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:06,250
And what about the education
we are giving to our puppies?
1420
01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:08,875
I wonder what happens
with the example?
1421
01:15:08,958 --> 01:15:12,038
I also imagine that everyone is very
clear that I had nothing to do with this.
1422
01:15:12,083 --> 01:15:14,916
If they find out in the parish
they can excommunicate me.
1423
01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:17,625
And with good reason,
because you are a drug addict.
1424
01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:21,708
I have a reputation to take care of,
I cannot appear stamped on a meme.
1425
01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:25,000
Now, if you don't want to do it,
that's fine,
1426
01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:28,083
it shouldn't be easy for you
to say something like that.
1427
01:15:30,083 --> 01:15:32,333
I'm going to blame myself
for all of you.
1428
01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:36,333
- Finally, well, Clarita.
- No.
1429
01:15:36,458 --> 01:15:39,458
If anyone is guilty here,
it is me.
1430
01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:43,000
Even if I don't believe that word: guilt.
Okay, okay, I'm going
1431
01:15:43,125 --> 01:15:45,833
to say that the marijuana is mine
and you see if you can play.
1432
01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:48,916
- Right.
- No, Moon. Of course not.
1433
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,458
Absolutely not.
1434
01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:52,875
Because the only way we have
to win this match
1435
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,916
is all together. Yes.
1436
01:15:57,958 --> 01:16:00,916
Can you imagine,
one of you suddenly
1437
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,875
decides to cross the desert alone,
1438
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,958
her soul there,
at the mercy of the sandstorms,
1439
01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:10,750
at the mercy of the abyss, the heat,
the thirst, what would happen?
1440
01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:13,166
You would get nowhere.
And do you know why?
1441
01:16:13,291 --> 01:16:16,416
Because the desert is crossed
by caravan.
1442
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,458
- Did you smoke one in the morning?
- No.
1443
01:16:18,541 --> 01:16:22,333
And if you are willing
to self-incriminate and so are you,
1444
01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:26,125
well, OK, no more talk, me too.
1445
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,500
You, Julia?
1446
01:16:29,916 --> 01:16:31,416
I am in.
1447
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,750
You?
1448
01:16:34,750 --> 01:16:36,375
The thing is...
1449
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,708
The...
1450
01:16:38,833 --> 01:16:40,500
What would Jesus do?
1451
01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:44,333
Yes, yes, yes.
1452
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:45,625
Okay?
1453
01:16:45,791 --> 01:16:46,875
Yes, Caravan.
1454
01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:49,583
Captain!
1455
01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:52,083
Caravan.
1456
01:16:53,666 --> 01:16:55,916
According
to the Official Dodgeball Rules
1457
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:59,125
of the Saint Michael School,
revision of June 2017,
1458
01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:02,666
after 20 minutes, the team
that does not get to the court
1459
01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:04,375
will be
automatically eliminated,
1460
01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:08,458
what would be giving us
a Walkover victory,
1461
01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:11,166
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
1462
01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:19,666
- We arrived, we arrived, we arrived!
- They arrived!
1463
01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:22,625
- Good, mommy.
- Hello.
1464
01:17:22,916 --> 01:17:24,583
Sorry, sorry, sorry for the delay.
1465
01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:27,958
- Sorry, we're here.
- Sorry, but they can't play like that.
1466
01:17:28,041 --> 01:17:30,375
- What?
- They cannot play without a uniform
1467
01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:31,726
that characterizes them
as a team
1468
01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:35,083
according to the Official Dodgeball
Regulations of the Saint Michael School.
1469
01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:37,750
- Revision June 2017.
- My love,
1470
01:17:37,875 --> 01:17:40,791
Piggy, maybe this can help you.
1471
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:42,666
Ay, Pig, I love you, I really do.
1472
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:43,833
I can not believe it.
1473
01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:46,500
Moms, I had a surprise for you,
1474
01:17:46,625 --> 01:17:48,809
I had had them made, they had not
arrived yesterday, but my Pig,
1475
01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:51,541
who is the most "always ready" thing
in life, he is a superhero,
1476
01:17:51,666 --> 01:17:52,750
he went looking for them.
1477
01:17:52,875 --> 01:17:56,291
- They were actually dropped off.
- Dropped off, search, is the same.
1478
01:17:56,416 --> 01:17:57,458
You are a hero.
1479
01:17:57,583 --> 01:17:58,666
What a handsome man.
1480
01:17:58,750 --> 01:18:00,875
I had never had anything
with my name on it.
1481
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,916
- It says Clarita.
- Father Anthony,
1482
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,166
- we can play.
- According to the Official Dodgeball
1483
01:18:06,291 --> 01:18:07,833
Regulatiom
of the Saint Michael School,
1484
01:18:07,958 --> 01:18:09,666
revision June 2017,
1485
01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:10,916
the late team has exactly
1486
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:14,583
two minutes per clock to change.
1487
01:18:14,708 --> 01:18:17,500
- Too late.
- Let's change!
1488
01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:20,125
- Two minutes!
- Let's take it easy.
1489
01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:21,976
- Nothing happens, nothing happens.
- I need a coffee first.
1490
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,125
Let's play, let's play
1491
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,291
Let's play!
1492
01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:14,583
Caravan, come on!
1493
01:19:17,041 --> 01:19:21,541
Come on, come on, come on!
1494
01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:28,625
- Here, team.
- Here, here.
1495
01:19:28,708 --> 01:19:29,833
- Here, here, here.
- Behind.
1496
01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,666
- Throw it here.
- Take care, good.
1497
01:19:31,791 --> 01:19:33,500
- Behind!
- Come on.
1498
01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:36,541
- Pass it on. Drop it, drop it.
- The next.
1499
01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:40,833
- Carla, here!
- Close!
1500
01:19:41,041 --> 01:19:42,208
Captain!
1501
01:19:42,583 --> 01:19:45,000
- Let's go forward.
- That's good. Come on, Moon!
1502
01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:46,791
- Get back, watch out, down!
- Kill her!
1503
01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:47,958
Good.
1504
01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:52,333
Above all always zen,
shanti, shanti, om.
1505
01:19:52,791 --> 01:19:55,083
- Moon, Clara, back, positions!
- Captain!
1506
01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:57,208
- Attentive, free.
- Good, great.
1507
01:19:57,416 --> 01:20:00,375
- Come on, strong, come on.
- Let's see, cry for her mommy,
1508
01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:02,916
call your mommy
who is on the moon.
1509
01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:06,833
Pass it to me, no, no, come on,
come on, pay attention! Julia.
1510
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:08,666
Back, back, back, back!
1511
01:20:08,791 --> 01:20:11,500
- Watch out, back!
- No, mom!
1512
01:20:11,708 --> 01:20:13,250
Above!
1513
01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:21,458
- Foul! Foul!
- Are you okay?
1514
01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,416
- Foul! Foul!
- Easy, are you okay?
1515
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:24,916
Official regulation!
1516
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,851
What's the matter?
She's acting, I haven't touched her!
1517
01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:29,375
- Any attack caused
- I could not put the cord
1518
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:32,333
- to the shoe, that's all.
- Means immediate elimination.
1519
01:20:36,291 --> 01:20:38,333
- Eliminated!
- Okay, let's go!
1520
01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:40,375
Fuck!
1521
01:20:40,583 --> 01:20:43,166
Up, come on, come on, alright!
1522
01:20:43,541 --> 01:20:45,125
Golden panthers!
1523
01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:46,666
You can go without me,
1524
01:20:46,791 --> 01:20:49,000
I trust you, I trust you!
1525
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,166
- Come on, kill!
- The slipper, you idiot.
1526
01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:52,666
Group, caravan!
1527
01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:55,666
Come on!
1528
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,226
- Come on, Trini!
- Come on, Golden Panthers.
1529
01:20:57,250 --> 01:20:58,291
Come on, champion!
1530
01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:00,750
- Yes!
- Good, good, Miracles.
1531
01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:02,791
Here, here!
1532
01:21:05,541 --> 01:21:07,041
- No!
- Let's go!
1533
01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:09,666
- Good!
- What happened?
1534
01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:11,875
You had to catch it,
you had to catch it.
1535
01:21:12,125 --> 01:21:15,791
- Double shot, eliminated!
- Good, good.
1536
01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:24,208
First of all always zen, shanti, om,
1537
01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:27,875
- all always zen, shanti, shanti, om,
- Back, back, earth calling Moon!
1538
01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:30,166
- Stay back, position!
- Always zen, shanti, shanti, om.
1539
01:21:30,250 --> 01:21:34,125
- Always zen, shanti, shanti, om.
- Attentive, Moon!
1540
01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:37,416
Come on come on that, captain!
Let's go with the pass!
1541
01:21:40,291 --> 01:21:41,541
Eliminated!
1542
01:21:41,750 --> 01:21:43,666
Shit! That fucking brat
1543
01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:46,226
makes me lose concentration throughout
the game bothering my Inti!
1544
01:21:46,250 --> 01:21:47,916
- Language!
- Yes.
1545
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,625
Language.
1546
01:21:49,833 --> 01:21:51,750
Excuse me, that little girl
1547
01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:55,666
- misalign all my chakras.
- Bye.
1548
01:21:57,166 --> 01:21:59,041
- Regroup!
- Let's go.
1549
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,291
I'm free!
1550
01:22:02,541 --> 01:22:04,250
I'm free, here I am!
1551
01:22:04,375 --> 01:22:08,125
Come on, come on, Trini,
come on, Trini, come on!
1552
01:22:12,541 --> 01:22:13,875
Moon, calm down.
1553
01:22:14,166 --> 01:22:15,666
- That's good!
- Let's go!
1554
01:22:16,666 --> 01:22:18,916
Come on, I want them running!
1555
01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:20,500
You can!
1556
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,375
Here, here, Trini!
1557
01:22:22,458 --> 01:22:24,875
- Back, back!
- Yours, Milagros, come on, let's go!
1558
01:22:24,958 --> 01:22:26,666
The feet, the feet, watch out, no!
1559
01:22:28,416 --> 01:22:29,750
How!
1560
01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:33,458
Oh how ugly!
1561
01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:35,375
- Are you okay?
- What.
1562
01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:36,833
- Good.
- Let's go.
1563
01:22:39,958 --> 01:22:43,083
- Running, running!
- We are running!
1564
01:22:44,625 --> 01:22:46,625
Concentrate, let's go.
1565
01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:23,208
No!
1566
01:23:30,041 --> 01:23:33,041
Come on!
1567
01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:37,625
You saved me.
1568
01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:40,458
It's what Jesus would have done.
1569
01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,041
You are a true leader.
1570
01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:46,458
Now it is your turn to do it.
1571
01:23:47,541 --> 01:23:50,000
Thank you, President.
1572
01:23:51,583 --> 01:23:53,125
You're welcome, vice president.
1573
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,625
Come on, Golden panthers!
Let's go!
1574
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:09,291
- Come on, vice president!
- Come on, Miracles.
1575
01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:12,750
Down, down.
1576
01:24:20,791 --> 01:24:22,125
Good!
1577
01:24:25,041 --> 01:24:27,541
I told you to be attentive, damn it!
1578
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:33,541
Oh, sorry. I got excited.
1579
01:24:38,875 --> 01:24:42,208
Well, Clarita, there,
perfect, don't move!
1580
01:24:43,833 --> 01:24:46,208
Mili?
1581
01:24:51,125 --> 01:24:53,791
Mili, Mili, Mili, are you okay?
1582
01:24:53,875 --> 01:24:56,541
- Poor dear.
- Miracles,
1583
01:24:56,666 --> 01:25:00,416
eliminated, take a seat, please.
1584
01:25:00,541 --> 01:25:02,041
Golden panthers!
1585
01:25:48,791 --> 01:25:52,125
Argentina.
1586
01:26:25,208 --> 01:26:27,250
Yes, yes, yes!
1587
01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:35,208
You stupid! My implant!
1588
01:26:38,416 --> 01:26:41,291
Eliminated player,
Power Ladies are the winners!
1589
01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:46,125
Hey, that's not valid.
It's not valid. Regulation.
1590
01:26:46,250 --> 01:26:48,000
Regulation.
1591
01:26:48,125 --> 01:26:49,725
It is not valid in the
Official Dodgeball
1592
01:26:49,791 --> 01:26:53,375
Regulations of the Saint Michael School,
revision 2017.
1593
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:56,833
No player may leave the court during
the match, or she will be disqualified.
1594
01:26:56,916 --> 01:27:01,041
Sorry, the game was over because
the ball hit you, version 25,
1595
01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:02,208
article 12,
1596
01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:04,625
the match ends when
the last player is eliminated.
1597
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:07,333
- End, we win!
- No, because Clarita
1598
01:27:07,416 --> 01:27:09,226
was already off the court
when the ball hit me.
1599
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,958
Back, yes. And you know it.
1600
01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:12,916
We all saw her.
1601
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,625
- You know it's true.
- No problem.
1602
01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:16,833
- It's true.
- Oh, please, Lord.
1603
01:27:20,375 --> 01:27:24,208
- Point annulled, player disqualified.
- Mom!
1604
01:27:24,916 --> 01:27:26,250
Golden panthers!
1605
01:27:27,833 --> 01:27:32,541
Let's go! Oh, Clarita, Clarita, how are
you not ashamed to be so silly. Argentina.
1606
01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:35,458
There's no need.
1607
01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:36,958
But it is true.
1608
01:27:37,083 --> 01:27:39,708
- She is a joke.
- We accept our defeat with humility
1609
01:27:39,791 --> 01:27:41,208
because we are true winners.
1610
01:27:41,416 --> 01:27:43,125
- Mom, mom!
- Aw, as far as I know
1611
01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:46,875
- there is nothing more loser to lose.
- Cry for your mommy.
1612
01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:49,083
It is true that she is on the moon.
1613
01:27:49,916 --> 01:27:51,416
Calm.
1614
01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:53,666
Hey, what did you do to my daughter?
1615
01:27:53,791 --> 01:27:54,833
What? What?
1616
01:27:54,916 --> 01:27:57,458
What that fucking brat deserved.
Why? Are you going to fight?
1617
01:27:57,583 --> 01:27:59,875
- Shanti, shanti, om.
- Okay, okay, okay.
1618
01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,916
- Take it easy.
- I would be angry too
1619
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,726
if my son couldn't defend
himself from a little girl.
1620
01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:06,601
Sorry, sorry. We are not going to bring
the puppies into this discussion, okay?
1621
01:28:06,625 --> 01:28:08,875
Daughter, I have a daughter,
because as far as I know,
1622
01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:12,000
the only ones
that have puppies are bitches.
1623
01:28:13,416 --> 01:28:17,375
- Kill her.
- No, no, no!
1624
01:28:19,541 --> 01:28:21,041
Split.
1625
01:28:23,875 --> 01:28:25,000
Let go.
1626
01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:30,916
Miracles, are you all right?
How do you feel?
1627
01:28:32,666 --> 01:28:34,333
In heaven.
1628
01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:40,958
- Let go.
- Now.
1629
01:28:42,875 --> 01:28:44,625
Watch out.
1630
01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:47,291
Get off me!
1631
01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:58,333
Leave her!
1632
01:28:58,791 --> 01:29:00,375
- Let go.
- No, you let go.
1633
01:29:01,083 --> 01:29:03,333
Oh, it hurts!
1634
01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:06,333
My nails, I did them today.
1635
01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:10,375
- Damn you.
- Let go of my foot! Let go!
1636
01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:13,208
Oh, let go of me, crazy,
let go of me!
1637
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:14,916
Let go!
1638
01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:18,166
- Crazy, you scratched me!
- Take this, crazy!
1639
01:29:18,416 --> 01:29:20,458
- Get off!
- Take it!
1640
01:29:20,666 --> 01:29:23,291
- Take it!
- My braid!
1641
01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:25,291
Let go!
1642
01:29:26,375 --> 01:29:30,416
- Here I have signal.
- Oh, the landscape is beautiful.
1643
01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:32,708
- You'll love it here.
- The weather is good there.
1644
01:29:32,791 --> 01:29:34,166
Oh, yes, it's hot.
1645
01:29:34,291 --> 01:29:36,958
- In five more days I will be there.
- It will be soon.
1646
01:29:37,041 --> 01:29:40,250
- Thank you, godmother for this.
- You're welcome, my girl.
1647
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:43,500
- Blanquita, look at the penguin.
- That's Mauri. Mauri come!
1648
01:29:44,125 --> 01:29:45,541
What's wrong with the child?
1649
01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:49,333
At this time she is already tired.
1650
01:29:49,541 --> 01:29:52,250
- What happened to your face?
No, nothing, I tripped.
1651
01:29:52,416 --> 01:29:53,791
No, you must apply cream.
1652
01:29:53,916 --> 01:29:57,000
Oh, my little Buddha,
I didn't give you a good example.
1653
01:29:58,208 --> 01:30:00,958
But sometimes we moms
make mistakes too.
1654
01:30:01,041 --> 01:30:04,000
Yes, but thanks to your war
1655
01:30:04,125 --> 01:30:06,541
I found my peace.
1656
01:30:07,166 --> 01:30:09,000
- And you know what?
- What?
1657
01:30:09,208 --> 01:30:11,791
I learned that Greta is not bad.
1658
01:30:11,916 --> 01:30:14,083
She is fragile, like me.
1659
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:17,875
My warrior, you are so wise, my love.
1660
01:30:18,375 --> 01:30:19,875
Mom?
1661
01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:24,000
Mom, I think I like her.
1662
01:30:24,666 --> 01:30:26,166
No.
1663
01:30:26,416 --> 01:30:29,666
Sometimes
the heart is confused, my love.
1664
01:30:29,750 --> 01:30:31,333
You do not like her.
1665
01:30:32,416 --> 01:30:35,416
There, good, my love.
1666
01:30:35,541 --> 01:30:37,000
Pupi,
1667
01:30:37,916 --> 01:30:39,208
good night.
1668
01:30:39,958 --> 01:30:41,625
Sleep well.
1669
01:30:42,125 --> 01:30:44,458
I'm proud of you.
1670
01:30:44,625 --> 01:30:46,583
Of me? Why?
1671
01:30:47,541 --> 01:30:50,166
Because you played as a team,
1672
01:30:51,458 --> 01:30:54,000
and it is better to lose together
than to win alone.
1673
01:31:12,666 --> 01:31:16,333
- Mom.
- I'm working, my love.
1674
01:31:16,625 --> 01:31:18,416
Why did you change your pajamas?
1675
01:31:18,541 --> 01:31:21,000
I just peed.
1676
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:23,916
Why?
1677
01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:25,958
I'm afraid.
1678
01:31:26,041 --> 01:31:27,125
About what?
1679
01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:30,750
There is a camera in the bathroom,
what if I meet a thief?
1680
01:31:40,583 --> 01:31:42,125
It's over.
1681
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,583
Thanks, Mom.
1682
01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:47,541
- Why, my love?
- For listening.
1683
01:31:51,791 --> 01:31:53,208
I love you.
1684
01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:54,833
Me too.
1685
01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:03,583
Mom?
1686
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:07,333
And your friends?
1687
01:32:08,708 --> 01:32:10,500
They couldn't come.
1688
01:32:11,791 --> 01:32:13,541
Does it hurt a lot?
1689
01:32:13,791 --> 01:32:17,041
No, a little bit,
but it doesn't matter.
1690
01:32:17,166 --> 01:32:19,666
The important thing is that we win.
1691
01:32:20,250 --> 01:32:23,208
And what is the use of winning
if we are always alone?
1692
01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,750
Obviously it was not
the right way to react,
1693
01:32:36,833 --> 01:32:39,726
but you also have to understand,
Regina, that we were under a lot of stress
1694
01:32:39,750 --> 01:32:41,750
because we needed the cash,
1695
01:32:41,875 --> 01:32:44,041
so that Blanqui
did not have to leave school.
1696
01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:46,333
There is no justification.
1697
01:32:48,208 --> 01:32:49,791
There isn't.
1698
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,958
And we are going to talk later,
father Anthony.
1699
01:32:55,041 --> 01:32:57,125
Look, I think the most sensible thing
1700
01:32:57,291 --> 01:33:00,375
is for Clara to leave our community.
1701
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:03,250
For her to give the space
to someone who can pay for it.
1702
01:33:03,375 --> 01:33:05,291
- She is right.
- Of course I'm right.
1703
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:08,000
Also, I'm going to tell you
that very soon
1704
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:10,916
- the monthly fee is going to rise.
- Again?
1705
01:33:13,458 --> 01:33:15,000
How can it rise again?
1706
01:33:15,125 --> 01:33:18,333
We are going to talk on
the second semester. Okay, Trinidad?
1707
01:33:18,458 --> 01:33:20,125
I can't wait until next semester.
1708
01:33:20,250 --> 01:33:21,500
I have no time.
Let's talk now.
1709
01:33:21,583 --> 01:33:24,750
- We are not money-making machines.
- Well, I am.
1710
01:33:24,875 --> 01:33:27,458
I have all my blessings in this college.
1711
01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:30,500
- This is a Catholic school.
- Let's see.
1712
01:33:30,625 --> 01:33:32,166
What I cannot understand
1713
01:33:32,291 --> 01:33:34,166
is how you can have your children
1714
01:33:34,291 --> 01:33:37,333
in a school with this level of values
and not wanting to pay for it.
1715
01:33:37,416 --> 01:33:38,875
It's not about that, Regina.
1716
01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:51,791
Let them go to a school without values,
it is cheaper.
1717
01:33:51,875 --> 01:33:54,250
Discounts cannot be made.
1718
01:33:58,083 --> 01:34:00,625
Values have a cost.
1719
01:34:01,958 --> 01:34:04,166
A school without values is cheaper.
1720
01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:05,500
It's that simple.
1721
01:34:05,625 --> 01:34:08,916
Moms, silence, silence.
1722
01:34:12,791 --> 01:34:14,125
Silence!
1723
01:34:16,958 --> 01:34:20,000
If our beloved Saint Michael School
decided to take this path,
1724
01:34:20,125 --> 01:34:22,375
know that I will not follow it,
1725
01:34:22,583 --> 01:34:27,083
my puppy is leaving
this school right now.
1726
01:34:28,541 --> 01:34:31,916
The best education
I will give it by example.
1727
01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:35,125
Trinidad, please,
let's not get dramatic.
1728
01:34:36,791 --> 01:34:38,166
My Dante is leaving too.
1729
01:34:38,916 --> 01:34:42,833
The best education
I will give it by example.
1730
01:34:45,583 --> 01:34:48,458
My little Buddha doesn't deserve
this negative energy.
1731
01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:51,000
The best education
I will give it by example.
1732
01:34:53,750 --> 01:34:57,666
I and all my blessings, which are not few,
we are leaving school,
1733
01:34:58,083 --> 01:35:00,541
The best education
I will give it by example.
1734
01:35:01,166 --> 01:35:02,916
Me too.
1735
01:35:03,583 --> 01:35:07,750
The best education
I will give it by example.
1736
01:35:07,875 --> 01:35:10,500
I still couldn't afford to pay for school.
1737
01:35:11,041 --> 01:35:13,666
Let's talk about this
in a more civilized way.
1738
01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:17,708
Let's get off the table, please.
1739
01:35:19,083 --> 01:35:22,250
Regina, Regina, stop it, really.
1740
01:35:22,375 --> 01:35:25,208
And you, how are you not ashamed?
1741
01:35:25,333 --> 01:35:28,125
Pretend that they give them
the education of their children for free.
1742
01:35:28,208 --> 01:35:29,708
Frankly.
1743
01:35:30,750 --> 01:35:32,375
Please.
1744
01:35:36,583 --> 01:35:39,625
It is not so easy for me
to pay for this college either.
1745
01:35:40,125 --> 01:35:41,625
I'm going.
1746
01:35:42,041 --> 01:35:44,250
The best education
I will give it by example.
1747
01:35:44,333 --> 01:35:48,208
But it is not necessary.
1748
01:35:49,541 --> 01:35:51,833
The best education
I will give it by example.
1749
01:35:52,875 --> 01:35:57,375
- The education I will give it by example.
- The education I will give it by example.
1750
01:35:57,583 --> 01:35:58,625
Wait, please.
1751
01:36:01,083 --> 01:36:04,083
- Father Anthony!
- It is very moving.
1752
01:36:04,458 --> 01:36:07,791
I thank you,
I thank you María Gracia, really,
1753
01:36:07,916 --> 01:36:12,791
for being the only
sensible one in this group.
1754
01:36:13,125 --> 01:36:16,916
What do the rest need to stay?
1755
01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:19,458
That a grant be created.
1756
01:36:20,041 --> 01:36:24,083
No possibility.
1757
01:36:26,666 --> 01:36:28,166
Why not?
1758
01:36:30,958 --> 01:36:32,958
The budget is not enough this year.
1759
01:36:35,291 --> 01:36:38,291
And what is the use of winning
if we are always alone?
1760
01:36:40,750 --> 01:36:43,208
Do we do our part
or do we not do our part?
1761
01:36:54,375 --> 01:36:56,208
The budget is not enough this year.
1762
01:37:04,416 --> 01:37:06,250
They are right.
1763
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:10,083
I'm going to take Greta
out of school too.
1764
01:37:10,208 --> 01:37:12,166
But María Gracia,
1765
01:37:12,291 --> 01:37:14,875
about the grant,
there really is no possibility.
1766
01:37:18,958 --> 01:37:21,833
Unless we donated the prize
1767
01:37:21,958 --> 01:37:24,625
- of the Dodgeball Championship.
- Of course.
1768
01:37:24,750 --> 01:37:28,166
To create the grant
for the remainder of the year.
1769
01:37:29,375 --> 01:37:32,000
Well, that changes a lot the situation.
1770
01:37:32,125 --> 01:37:35,083
Sure, it's different.
1771
01:37:35,208 --> 01:37:36,958
And what about next year?
1772
01:37:37,041 --> 01:37:39,083
Well, the college would have to commit
1773
01:37:39,166 --> 01:37:42,833
to create a real grant for the future
1774
01:37:42,916 --> 01:37:44,625
and not only for Clarita,
1775
01:37:44,916 --> 01:37:47,708
but for all the families that need it.
1776
01:37:47,791 --> 01:37:49,958
No, that is impossible, no way.
1777
01:37:50,041 --> 01:37:51,833
It's possible!
1778
01:37:51,958 --> 01:37:55,083
Yes, if the school marginalizes
30 percent and not 35 percent
1779
01:37:55,375 --> 01:37:57,041
is enough and it balances.
1780
01:37:57,958 --> 01:38:01,000
I could manage
the grant committee.
1781
01:38:02,375 --> 01:38:06,125
I offer myself to be
the vice president of that committee.
1782
01:38:06,250 --> 01:38:08,916
I think we would need more
of a treasurer.
1783
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:11,541
- Vice President.
- Is the same.
1784
01:38:11,750 --> 01:38:13,166
Is not the same.
1785
01:38:13,625 --> 01:38:16,916
You know what? Is not the same.
1786
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:19,333
Wait, wait.
Okay, listen to me.
1787
01:38:20,291 --> 01:38:23,916
- Approved, you have your grant.
- Yes!
1788
01:38:37,041 --> 01:38:39,875
It's better to lose together
1789
01:38:42,916 --> 01:38:45,000
that... oh!
1790
01:38:45,750 --> 01:38:47,958
Are you okay?
1791
01:38:49,416 --> 01:38:50,666
- How awful.
- Shit!
1792
01:38:50,875 --> 01:38:52,291
- Are you okay?
- How awful.
1793
01:38:53,250 --> 01:38:56,375
- It was a horrible fall.
- Don't move her, don't move her.
1794
01:38:56,500 --> 01:38:57,500
Careful.
1795
01:38:57,583 --> 01:39:01,375
It is outrageous that you want to raise
the price if the school is falling apart.
1796
01:39:01,458 --> 01:39:04,375
There is much, much to fix.
Many things need to be repaired.
1797
01:39:04,458 --> 01:39:06,125
These are only details, careful.
1798
01:39:06,250 --> 01:39:10,666
You would need to hire
a person to do that job.
1799
01:39:11,458 --> 01:39:13,708
Right.
1800
01:39:13,833 --> 01:39:17,041
Someone who is good, enterprising,
1801
01:39:17,458 --> 01:39:19,083
and close with the children.
1802
01:39:20,041 --> 01:39:24,458
And it turns out
that we have the perfect candidat.
1803
01:39:24,916 --> 01:39:29,000
Listen to me well, if I hire Clara,
will all this scandal end?
1804
01:39:35,416 --> 01:39:38,458
Clara, welcome to the team.
1805
01:39:39,708 --> 01:39:41,375
What happened?
1806
01:39:42,291 --> 01:39:45,625
A miracle.
A miracle just happened here.
1807
01:39:52,666 --> 01:39:56,708
No demand?
Careful, no demand, right?
1808
01:40:10,166 --> 01:40:11,291
Hi!
1809
01:40:12,708 --> 01:40:13,916
Hi, hi!
1810
01:40:15,750 --> 01:40:17,666
- Hi.
- Oh, no.
1811
01:40:17,875 --> 01:40:20,000
Yet another group?
Fire him.
1812
01:40:20,125 --> 01:40:23,083
Yes, I made this group for when
any mommy has a problem,
1813
01:40:23,166 --> 01:40:26,208
it is a place where we will always,
always, always support her.
1814
01:40:26,291 --> 01:40:28,500
And how are we going to name it?
1815
01:40:28,625 --> 01:40:30,500
- As vice president.
- Treasurer.
1816
01:40:30,625 --> 01:40:32,250
- Is the same.
- Is not the same.
1817
01:40:32,333 --> 01:40:36,833
Well I suggest Guardian Angels.
1818
01:40:37,208 --> 01:40:39,625
- No.
- Mystical moms.
1819
01:40:40,125 --> 01:40:40,708
No.
1820
01:40:40,791 --> 01:40:43,833
And if we name it Silenced group,
which is how I am going to have it?
1821
01:40:43,916 --> 01:40:44,500
No.
1822
01:40:44,583 --> 01:40:46,916
- S.O.S.
- What did you say?
1823
01:40:47,250 --> 01:40:51,500
S.O.S, that's what my doctor calls
the pills he gives me to be happy.
1824
01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:56,458
S.O.S. Moms.
1825
01:40:57,208 --> 01:40:59,125
As in moms to the rescue.
1826
01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:02,166
I like it.
When any mommy has a problem,
1827
01:41:02,250 --> 01:41:04,875
she just has to send an S.O.S.
1828
01:41:04,958 --> 01:41:07,250
and the whole caravan
will be there to help her.
1829
01:41:07,333 --> 01:41:09,541
S.O.S. Moms.
1830
01:41:09,666 --> 01:41:12,000
Brilliant!
What a good idea I came up with!
1831
01:41:13,125 --> 01:41:16,333
- What? It was my idea.
- You, me, Clarita's.
1832
01:41:16,458 --> 01:41:18,916
Is the same.
A collective idea.
1833
01:41:20,416 --> 01:41:22,500
Clarita, what did
your godmother say to you
1834
01:41:22,583 --> 01:41:25,083
whe you told her that you
were staying in Santiago?
1835
01:41:25,375 --> 01:41:27,708
- My Godmother!
- How distracted!
1836
01:41:28,625 --> 01:41:31,583
Welcome Clarita
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