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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:04,648 --> 00:00:07,023 ♪ Come on now, push, press ♪ 2 00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:09,023 ♪ More, less ♪ 3 00:00:09,106 --> 00:00:11,023 ♪ Here together ♪ 4 00:00:11,106 --> 00:00:13,148 ♪ What's your pleasure? ♪ 5 00:00:13,231 --> 00:00:16,981 ♪ Stop, go, fast, slow ♪ 6 00:00:17,065 --> 00:00:18,815 ♪ Here together ♪ 7 00:00:18,898 --> 00:00:21,065 ♪ What's your pleasure? ♪ 8 00:00:21,148 --> 00:00:22,440 Whoo! 9 00:00:24,523 --> 00:00:26,523 ♪ Here together ♪ 10 00:00:26,606 --> 00:00:28,648 ♪ What's your pleasure? ♪ 11 00:00:28,731 --> 00:00:32,356 Show me those moves! 12 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,690 - Yeah, fuck this. - Yeah. 13 00:00:35,773 --> 00:00:37,148 Giddy up, bitches! 14 00:00:37,231 --> 00:00:40,731 Operation Steal My Dad's Booze is happening now. 15 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:44,690 What? 16 00:00:44,773 --> 00:00:46,523 Uh, i-it's just... 17 00:00:46,606 --> 00:00:49,440 I wasn't really gonna go to... to Riley's. 18 00:00:49,523 --> 00:00:52,898 Oh, well, unfortunately, sometimes we have to walk 19 00:00:52,981 --> 00:00:55,356 through the valley of the shadow of death, 20 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,815 so let's go. 21 00:00:58,106 --> 00:00:59,565 - Are you gonna puke? - No. 22 00:00:59,648 --> 00:01:01,398 Do you want me to stick my fingers down your throat? 23 00:01:01,481 --> 00:01:02,981 That's okay. Thank you, though. 24 00:01:03,065 --> 00:01:04,648 You did that for me once, and it was actually, like, 25 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,981 one of the sweetest things that anybody has ever done for me. 26 00:01:07,065 --> 00:01:08,898 But I'm pretty sure you actually kinda got off on it. 27 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,565 - Definitely. - Andale! 28 00:01:10,648 --> 00:01:12,273 - Um, I have to tell you something. - We're waiting on you! 29 00:01:12,356 --> 00:01:13,565 - What? I, um... - Chop-chop! 30 00:01:13,648 --> 00:01:14,648 - Come on! - Okay, okay. 31 00:01:14,649 --> 00:01:15,940 - Let's go! - Okay. 32 00:01:16,023 --> 00:01:17,065 - Come on! - Babies! 33 00:01:17,148 --> 00:01:19,273 I made V-day choko-lah-tays, 34 00:01:19,356 --> 00:01:21,773 with a special love spell in them. 35 00:01:21,856 --> 00:01:25,481 So if you eat them... which you fucking better... 36 00:01:25,565 --> 00:01:29,440 just know you're gonna get into all kinds of horny shit, 37 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,981 and your truest, deepest, darkest desires 38 00:01:32,065 --> 00:01:33,981 will be coming true tonight. 39 00:01:34,065 --> 00:01:36,315 Whoo! 40 00:01:36,398 --> 00:01:38,606 I kinda believe in magic, do you? 41 00:01:41,023 --> 00:01:42,273 You guys! 42 00:01:42,356 --> 00:01:47,106 Everyone say, "Thank you, Zaddy Daddy"! 43 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:51,231 Thank you, Zaddy Daddy! 44 00:01:51,315 --> 00:01:53,273 Wait, was she talking about her actual dad? 45 00:01:53,356 --> 00:01:55,815 White girls need to use "Daddy" less literally. 46 00:02:02,565 --> 00:02:04,273 Thank you, Zaddy Daddy! 47 00:02:04,356 --> 00:02:08,481 Can... Maybe we can just stop checking our phones? 48 00:02:08,565 --> 00:02:11,065 It's the kids thanking you for the party bus. 49 00:02:11,148 --> 00:02:14,356 Even though it was my idea to surprise them with a limo. 50 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,898 Well, the limo place said the bus would be more fun. 51 00:02:16,981 --> 00:02:20,981 And that's apparently the part I really struggle with. 52 00:02:21,065 --> 00:02:23,940 Sweetheart. Sweetheart, what is going on? 53 00:02:24,023 --> 00:02:25,315 What is going on? 54 00:02:25,398 --> 00:02:26,815 That's a really great question. 55 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:29,398 How are you liking the Grenache? 56 00:02:29,481 --> 00:02:31,481 It's, uh... it's terrific. 57 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:32,690 Yeah, y-you were right. 58 00:02:32,773 --> 00:02:35,148 It, um, it has that wonderful oak. 59 00:02:35,231 --> 00:02:36,940 Wonderful. 60 00:02:38,731 --> 00:02:41,773 What's going on is that our son made up 61 00:02:41,856 --> 00:02:44,731 a fake relationship with a... 62 00:02:44,815 --> 00:02:46,648 with a boy, 63 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,606 just to upset us. 64 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,356 He pretended to go on dates. 65 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,940 Posted photos. 66 00:02:53,023 --> 00:02:55,565 And obviously, Naomi was in on the entire thing. 67 00:02:55,648 --> 00:03:00,023 Meaning that our house was just Lie Central. 68 00:03:00,106 --> 00:03:01,690 And it doesn't seem to bother you. 69 00:03:01,773 --> 00:03:04,856 And I just don't quite understand that. 70 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:07,981 But there's a lot of things I don't understand. 71 00:03:08,065 --> 00:03:10,023 "Oaky" wine. 72 00:03:11,606 --> 00:03:14,565 If it tastes like bark, why is that good? 73 00:03:14,648 --> 00:03:16,898 Did you never wonder 74 00:03:16,981 --> 00:03:19,023 this whole time if... 75 00:03:19,106 --> 00:03:22,065 if he was making it up? 76 00:03:22,148 --> 00:03:23,731 Lovebirds! 77 00:03:23,815 --> 00:03:25,356 Ready for another drink? 78 00:03:28,106 --> 00:03:30,148 Oh, shit! 79 00:03:30,231 --> 00:03:31,648 What? 80 00:03:31,731 --> 00:03:34,065 The freezer broke and the magic... 81 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:35,940 the magic is fucking fucked! 82 00:03:36,023 --> 00:03:37,815 The placenta? No. No, no, no, it's okay. 83 00:03:37,898 --> 00:03:39,773 The magic was just to put out good energy 84 00:03:39,856 --> 00:03:41,190 and to manifest or whatever, right? 85 00:03:41,273 --> 00:03:43,023 'Cause the secret's definitely not out. 86 00:03:43,106 --> 00:03:44,981 Let's go, bitches! 87 00:03:45,065 --> 00:03:47,190 ♪ Have some juice, honey ♪ 88 00:03:47,273 --> 00:03:50,940 ♪ Rich bitch juice, rich bitch juice ♪ 89 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:54,815 ♪ Rich bitch juice, rich bitch juice ♪ 90 00:03:54,898 --> 00:03:58,065 ♪ Rich bitch drinking rich bitch juice ♪ 91 00:03:58,148 --> 00:03:59,356 ♪ Hey ♪ 92 00:04:04,148 --> 00:04:06,356 Hey, where are you? 93 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,231 - Out front. - What... What are you doing? 94 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:11,273 Uh, my dad called. 95 00:04:11,356 --> 00:04:15,648 Okay, can you come and be gross and PDA with me? 96 00:04:15,731 --> 00:04:17,648 I want to annoy all the single people. 97 00:04:17,731 --> 00:04:20,356 I wanna be that girl tonight, you know? 98 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,106 Oh, wait, I see you. 99 00:04:26,273 --> 00:04:28,565 - Hi. - Hi. 100 00:04:36,106 --> 00:04:39,398 What... what was that? 101 00:04:39,481 --> 00:04:42,148 I, um... 102 00:04:42,231 --> 00:04:46,815 I think y-you are amazing. 103 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,398 Is this because of the fake-dating thing? 104 00:04:52,481 --> 00:04:54,038 No. W... Um, 105 00:04:54,039 --> 00:04:55,648 - mostly not. - Because I really... I feel like you overreacted 106 00:04:55,731 --> 00:04:57,648 to all of it, like, the Nathan thing... 107 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:58,773 - Okay... - his mom... 108 00:04:58,856 --> 00:05:00,148 - No, no, I... - Or not. 109 00:05:00,231 --> 00:05:02,065 And I just have, like, major character issues 110 00:05:02,148 --> 00:05:03,565 - and I'm deeply fucked up. - No, I'm sure I did... 111 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:06,856 But I hide it under this very sparkly exterior. 112 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:19,315 Okay, so, why are you breaking up with me? 113 00:05:19,398 --> 00:05:21,523 I'm really... 114 00:05:21,606 --> 00:05:23,440 boring and nerdy. 115 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,023 - Like, I... - Mm. 116 00:05:25,106 --> 00:05:27,273 I don't even get w-why you like me. 117 00:05:27,356 --> 00:05:28,481 Like... 118 00:05:28,565 --> 00:05:30,898 I-I don't know. I... 119 00:05:30,981 --> 00:05:35,148 Sometimes I wonder i-if it's more 120 00:05:35,231 --> 00:05:37,356 that you just... 121 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:41,606 like how much I like you. 122 00:05:43,898 --> 00:05:46,356 But if you like me so much, 123 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,106 then why are you breaking up with me? 124 00:05:51,731 --> 00:05:55,481 You... you are the... the smartest, funniest... 125 00:05:55,565 --> 00:05:56,856 - That's just... - Don't do that. 126 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,648 That's, like, no. 127 00:06:05,731 --> 00:06:07,940 Can we just, like... 128 00:06:08,023 --> 00:06:09,273 find a roof somewhere 129 00:06:09,356 --> 00:06:12,856 and you can write a quote on the wall 130 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,190 and talk to me about "Dungeons & Dragons" 131 00:06:15,273 --> 00:06:20,065 and I can, like, feel, like, the whole world isn't shit? 132 00:06:20,148 --> 00:06:23,065 Or could we just go anywhere? 133 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,398 ♪ I'm twistin' a spliff ♪ 134 00:06:32,481 --> 00:06:34,065 ♪ I'm not on a list ♪ 135 00:06:34,148 --> 00:06:35,981 ♪ I come through the back and I'm bringin' my own ♪ 136 00:06:36,065 --> 00:06:37,981 ♪ Bandana my fifth ♪ 137 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,565 Hey, man, have you seen Delilah? 138 00:06:40,648 --> 00:06:42,398 ♪ Bandana my fifth ♪ 139 00:06:42,481 --> 00:06:44,648 ♪ Zoo Zoo, I'm Zulu, You Zoolander ♪ 140 00:06:44,731 --> 00:06:46,898 Can I get a cup? 141 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:51,106 Girl. You have to tell her. 142 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:53,940 I know. But I was also just thinking. 143 00:06:54,023 --> 00:06:56,815 There's also a version where I don't tell her 144 00:06:56,898 --> 00:06:58,731 and she never finds out. 145 00:06:58,815 --> 00:07:00,398 Sometimes not telling is better, 146 00:07:00,481 --> 00:07:01,815 like when you shouldn't tell someone 147 00:07:01,898 --> 00:07:04,523 they look good in dark lipstick when they look dead. 148 00:07:04,606 --> 00:07:07,856 You literally just told me I look good in dark lipstick today. 149 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:09,940 No! No! I... I just... I... 150 00:07:10,023 --> 00:07:11,606 At first I wasn't sure, but... 151 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:13,481 Also, everyone lies all the time, 152 00:07:13,565 --> 00:07:15,815 and when you think about it, some lies, almost most of them, 153 00:07:15,898 --> 00:07:18,481 are, like, more true than the actual truth. 154 00:07:18,565 --> 00:07:21,148 I really agree with that, by the way. 155 00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:23,648 Hey, um, I need weed. 156 00:07:23,731 --> 00:07:25,398 I'm driving for a blackout. 157 00:07:25,481 --> 00:07:27,106 ♪ I come through the back and I'm bringin' my own ♪ 158 00:07:27,190 --> 00:07:30,023 ♪ Bandana my fifth, bandana my fifth ♪ 159 00:07:30,106 --> 00:07:32,606 ♪ Bandana my fifth, bandana my fifth ♪ 160 00:07:32,690 --> 00:07:34,773 Um, by the way I just got dumped. 161 00:07:34,856 --> 00:07:35,940 Yeah, literally just now. 162 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,981 Like, he's waiting outside for his dad. 163 00:07:38,065 --> 00:07:40,315 It's not your fault. Just... 164 00:07:40,398 --> 00:07:42,148 Can we, like, turn up the music or, like... 165 00:07:42,231 --> 00:07:43,773 mosh pit on the trampoline or something? 166 00:07:43,856 --> 00:07:47,106 'Cause I am so sick of being judged for who I am. 167 00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:48,356 Like, I am a lot, 168 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,731 and I told everyone that from the fucking jump! 169 00:07:50,815 --> 00:07:53,148 Yes, come on. Shit. Come. 170 00:07:54,398 --> 00:07:56,148 ♪ Fuck you mean? I ain't new to this shit ♪ 171 00:07:56,231 --> 00:07:57,773 ♪ Zoo in this bitch, get through in this bitch ♪ 172 00:07:57,856 --> 00:08:00,398 ♪ I'mma talk my shit, let me talk my shit ♪ 173 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:04,190 ♪ Bandana my fifth, bandana my fifth ♪ 174 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,690 Hi, um, even though that this is... 175 00:08:08,773 --> 00:08:10,356 this is literally none of my business, 176 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,398 I... I just wanted to say that, like, 177 00:08:12,481 --> 00:08:13,731 I was the one who started the lie. 178 00:08:13,815 --> 00:08:15,606 Like, h... he was just doing me a favor. 179 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:18,148 Yeah, no, I... I... 180 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,981 I think, um... 181 00:08:20,065 --> 00:08:21,856 I mean, that wasn't fully it... 182 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:24,981 He genuinely, really, really likes you. 183 00:08:25,065 --> 00:08:26,981 Like, um, you... 184 00:08:27,065 --> 00:08:29,690 you bring out really good things in him. 185 00:08:29,773 --> 00:08:33,648 Like, he's... he's more real when he's with you. 186 00:08:37,148 --> 00:08:38,356 You're a really good friend to him. 187 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,690 No, I... I'm just his yappy Chihuahua. 188 00:08:40,773 --> 00:08:44,231 Yeah. I don't think so. 189 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,898 Um... 190 00:08:46,981 --> 00:08:49,815 Uh, my dad's here. 191 00:08:57,273 --> 00:08:59,606 - Hi, loverboy, want a chocolate? - Uh, no, I don't. 192 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:02,815 Turns out I gave out the wrong chocolates on the bus. 193 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,398 Those were the truth-telling ones. 194 00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:05,731 These are the love ones. 195 00:09:05,815 --> 00:09:07,481 But they could help with your stone-cold heart. 196 00:09:07,565 --> 00:09:09,898 Yeah, uh, I don't think much can help with that. 197 00:09:09,981 --> 00:09:11,148 You're probably right. 198 00:09:11,231 --> 00:09:13,231 Also, tell Greta not to leave! 199 00:09:13,315 --> 00:09:14,565 Greta, don't leave! 200 00:09:14,648 --> 00:09:16,940 Come on. 201 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,190 I used to hate Valentine's Day, too. 202 00:09:19,273 --> 00:09:20,856 But then I realized it's actually 203 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:22,981 a very entertaining holiday. 204 00:09:23,065 --> 00:09:26,190 It's all about watching other people crumble. 205 00:09:28,023 --> 00:09:30,565 Like, some years, my dads scream 206 00:09:30,648 --> 00:09:33,898 over which rom-com to watch, and it used to disturb me, 207 00:09:33,981 --> 00:09:37,440 but now I'm like, "Yes! Popcorn, please." 208 00:09:37,523 --> 00:09:40,148 Oh, my God. 209 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:42,815 So, we could eat the truth ones, 210 00:09:42,898 --> 00:09:45,481 and then I could unleash on Delilah and Naomi. 211 00:09:45,565 --> 00:09:46,731 Oh, my God. 212 00:09:46,815 --> 00:09:50,273 Because technically, it is after Winter Formal. 213 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,398 And who would you unleash on? 214 00:09:52,481 --> 00:09:54,940 It's kinda obvious, I guess, right? 215 00:09:55,023 --> 00:09:56,940 - Hey, have you guys seen Delilah? - Yes. 216 00:09:57,023 --> 00:09:59,398 Ooh, are these more of the chocolates? 217 00:09:59,481 --> 00:10:02,523 Thank you so much. These are so good. 218 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,940 - Hi. - Hi. 219 00:10:08,023 --> 00:10:09,690 I'm... I'm not sure where Naomi is. 220 00:10:09,773 --> 00:10:12,523 That's okay. Um, do you want a chocolate? 221 00:10:12,606 --> 00:10:16,690 ♪ I'm feelin' okay, it's just another day ♪ 222 00:10:16,773 --> 00:10:19,106 That's one of the magic love ones, by the way. 223 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:21,231 ♪ Waiting, anticipating ♪ 224 00:10:21,315 --> 00:10:22,648 I have to find my bag. 225 00:10:22,731 --> 00:10:24,148 - Um... - Um, look, I just... 226 00:10:24,231 --> 00:10:26,231 I just been really wanting to tell you that I'm just... 227 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:30,148 I'm kinda really blown away by you and how strong you are. 228 00:10:30,231 --> 00:10:31,648 I mean, next to my brother, 229 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:34,815 I think you're probably the strongest person I know. 230 00:10:34,898 --> 00:10:39,398 And, like, I love the whole feminine-niminism thing 231 00:10:39,481 --> 00:10:42,648 that we're doing with Naomi and it being not traditional 232 00:10:42,731 --> 00:10:45,606 and the whole patriarch thing and... 233 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:47,106 that you were saying. Um... 234 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:49,106 Also, ever since you turned me on to socialism, 235 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,856 I'm, like, that's really fucking cool 236 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:53,440 and more people need to know about that. 237 00:10:53,523 --> 00:10:55,315 But there's just one problem. 238 00:10:55,398 --> 00:10:58,315 What's that? 239 00:10:58,398 --> 00:11:00,148 I don't want to date Naomi. 240 00:11:00,231 --> 00:11:02,481 Oh, but you do. Let's go find her. 241 00:11:02,565 --> 00:11:04,148 She's amazing. And you don't know 242 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,648 all the things we've been through together. 243 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,190 - No, I know. - What? 244 00:11:07,273 --> 00:11:09,815 No, I mean... Yes, I... 245 00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:11,731 I mean, I... 246 00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:14,148 I like her, but... I... 247 00:11:14,231 --> 00:11:17,481 I wanna be in a two-person thing. 248 00:11:17,565 --> 00:11:19,856 With you. I'm sorry. 249 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,565 I... I... I know that sounds really traditional and boring. 250 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,273 And I wasn't gonna say anything, but my... 251 00:11:24,356 --> 00:11:26,148 my brother was just like, "Say how you feel, 252 00:11:26,231 --> 00:11:27,940 just be as strong as her," and I... that's... 253 00:11:28,023 --> 00:11:30,523 Why do you keep saying strong? 254 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,273 'Sup? 255 00:11:34,773 --> 00:11:36,523 Cool. 256 00:11:38,481 --> 00:11:40,565 So wait, why "strong"? 257 00:11:40,648 --> 00:11:42,481 Oh, my God. Hi. 258 00:11:42,565 --> 00:11:43,690 How's it going? 259 00:11:43,773 --> 00:11:46,148 I don't really want to be here. 260 00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:48,190 I love when Gretita speaks her truth. 261 00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:51,940 Well, Gretita's had a lot of chocolate tonight, so that... 262 00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:55,231 it might be coming out more than usual. 263 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,231 Do you know where Naomi is? 264 00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:06,065 Do you know where the fuck Naomi is?! 265 00:12:06,148 --> 00:12:07,398 - No. - No. 266 00:12:07,481 --> 00:12:09,773 Okay, go, as hard as you can. 267 00:12:09,856 --> 00:12:13,106 Wait. A... are they back together? 268 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:16,481 - Who? - Greta and Luz. 269 00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:18,273 - Ugh! I'll find out. - No! 270 00:12:18,356 --> 00:12:19,731 - No, no, no, no! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 271 00:12:19,815 --> 00:12:20,815 Aaaaaah! 272 00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:22,065 Oh, Jesus Christ. 273 00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:25,148 It's Valentine's Day! 274 00:12:25,231 --> 00:12:26,606 I think love sucks. 275 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:31,106 I used to not, but I do now 'cause, uh, I had my heart broken. 276 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:32,440 Whee! 277 00:12:32,523 --> 00:12:35,231 And, um, but never mind 'cause, like, it's, 278 00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:38,940 like, literally fine and... and I'm better off without him. 279 00:12:39,023 --> 00:12:41,481 What I was gonna say is... Why are you looking at me weird? 280 00:12:41,565 --> 00:12:42,773 Okay, you want to just go chill? 281 00:12:42,856 --> 00:12:44,481 No, I wanna talk about love. 282 00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:46,440 Um, I'm personally of the belief 283 00:12:46,523 --> 00:12:50,440 that it's, like, more like a brief homicidal tendency 284 00:12:50,523 --> 00:12:53,773 and less, like, everlasting goodness. 285 00:12:55,273 --> 00:12:56,731 Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 286 00:12:59,356 --> 00:13:01,440 Oh, shit. 287 00:13:01,523 --> 00:13:03,315 Ohh! 288 00:13:03,398 --> 00:13:06,190 No! 289 00:13:06,273 --> 00:13:07,773 Oh, hi. Can you guys... 290 00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:09,773 Can you make sure that no one comes in here, please? 291 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,440 You fucking told Cooper?! 292 00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:13,898 Told him what? 293 00:13:13,981 --> 00:13:16,715 I was on wisdom teeth drugs plus multiple Percocets! 294 00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:18,981 - And when the drugs wore off? - But just so you know, I was so high, 295 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,565 I was actually talking about drowning people 296 00:13:20,648 --> 00:13:22,481 - in my own family! - Yeah, checks out. 297 00:13:22,565 --> 00:13:23,940 Seriously, he was so impressed 298 00:13:24,023 --> 00:13:25,398 and he kept saying how strong you are. 299 00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:28,273 I'm not strong! I didn't do anything! 300 00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:29,773 I just had a fucking baby in a bathroom 301 00:13:29,856 --> 00:13:31,356 I didn't know I was going to have! 302 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,898 And I just didn't want anyone to fucking know 303 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,523 so I could just be me and not... 304 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,606 Why would you do that?! 305 00:13:40,606 --> 00:13:42,315 I'm sorry. 306 00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:44,440 That doesn't make it better! 307 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,648 Also, just so you know, 308 00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:50,481 Cooper wants to date me and not you. 309 00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:52,315 Heeeey! 310 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,315 You remember that party when you kept saying 311 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,981 that you weren't invited? 312 00:13:56,065 --> 00:13:57,981 I was intrigued, but, like, 313 00:13:58,065 --> 00:13:59,981 kind of sad for you at the same time. 314 00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:01,606 What? 315 00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:04,190 Ow! Ah, shit! 316 00:14:06,023 --> 00:14:09,190 Hey, did you eat those magic truth-spell chocolates? 317 00:14:09,273 --> 00:14:11,523 Or maybe it's the weed 'cause suddenly I want to go out 318 00:14:11,606 --> 00:14:13,356 and say things to people I should not. 319 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,648 Like, I was actually going to tell Nathan 320 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,356 that when I hear the words "white boy," 321 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,481 he's always been the first thing that comes to my mind. 322 00:14:23,648 --> 00:14:26,773 Are... are you okay? 323 00:14:26,856 --> 00:14:28,065 Shit. Come on. 324 00:14:28,148 --> 00:14:31,481 Come here. Come with me. 325 00:14:31,565 --> 00:14:33,023 Sorry. 326 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,065 Oh, them turtles gonna be blind. 327 00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:39,440 Hi. 328 00:14:39,523 --> 00:14:41,106 Hey. 329 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,023 Is it okay that I came? 330 00:14:43,106 --> 00:14:44,690 Yeah, absolutely. 331 00:14:44,773 --> 00:14:46,315 - Is it? - Yeah. 332 00:14:46,398 --> 00:14:47,981 But this is funny... 333 00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:51,231 you, uh, having a Valentine's Day party. 334 00:14:51,315 --> 00:14:53,898 Well, it's not really for Valentine's Day. 335 00:14:53,981 --> 00:14:54,981 But, um... 336 00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:56,565 Wait, why is that funny? 337 00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:58,981 'Cause don't we think about romance the same? 338 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,356 Hey, did you see that stoner playroom? 339 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,981 Yeah, you can't go in there. 340 00:15:04,115 --> 00:15:06,490 Ah, look, let me just check on that really quickly. 341 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:10,948 It's, like, romance isn't all, like, hearts and rainbows 342 00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:12,365 and... and roses and shit. 343 00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:16,281 Like, there's a darkness in it and... and we see it. 344 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:18,740 And, like, I think that's okay. 345 00:15:18,823 --> 00:15:21,156 Wait, h... how would you know how I see it? 346 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,031 'Cause of that night in the motel. 347 00:15:23,115 --> 00:15:25,990 I mean, I... I knew why you were there. 348 00:15:26,073 --> 00:15:29,240 Okay, um, I thought we agreed 349 00:15:29,323 --> 00:15:31,323 that we were not gonna talk about that night. 350 00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:35,531 Well, you said can we not talk about it and I said okay. 351 00:15:35,615 --> 00:15:38,865 Okay, so are we not saying okay anymore? 352 00:15:38,948 --> 00:15:40,198 You said Greta was a bitch to you. 353 00:15:40,281 --> 00:15:41,573 Why wouldn't you just tell her? 354 00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:44,115 I think that she would be very upset. 355 00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:45,240 Okay? Like, very. 356 00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:46,906 So are we okay not saying anything? 357 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,656 It's just funny 'cause 358 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,698 both of you keep saying you're not something 359 00:15:50,781 --> 00:15:53,406 and it definitely feels like "something" energy, 360 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:56,906 and, ugh, I don't know what I'm getting out of all this. 361 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,698 Fuck. This is not the conversation 362 00:15:58,781 --> 00:16:01,281 I want to be having with you right now. 363 00:16:01,365 --> 00:16:05,990 Okay... what conversation did you want to be having? 364 00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:08,156 I like you. Okay? 365 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,448 I... I want to be with you. 366 00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:12,573 Hi. Um, I need to talk to you about something right now. 367 00:16:12,656 --> 00:16:14,198 It is, like, very fucking critical. 368 00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:15,698 - Come on. - Um, I am... I'm sorry. 369 00:16:15,781 --> 00:16:17,448 - I'm sorry. - Did you need saving? 370 00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:18,948 - Really badly. - I got you. 371 00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:21,740 My fucking mom will not leave me the fuck alone. 372 00:16:21,823 --> 00:16:25,365 - Why? - It's time for shots! 373 00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:27,115 Wait, what's going on with your mom? 374 00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:36,115 You know, I'm sorry, but my kids come first. 375 00:16:36,198 --> 00:16:40,031 And I need a distraction from this barrage of blame. 376 00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:41,865 Not... Not blame. 377 00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:43,781 What I said was, what do you... 378 00:16:43,865 --> 00:16:45,781 what do you think we did to make Nathan feel 379 00:16:45,865 --> 00:16:47,073 like he needed to lie? 380 00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:49,156 Well, "we" means me. 381 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,115 And I don't know what I did. 382 00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:53,573 But apparently, you knew he was lying all along. 383 00:16:53,656 --> 00:16:55,531 Well, I wondered. 384 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,531 And if maybe part of what made him do it 385 00:16:58,615 --> 00:17:00,240 is that he doesn't always see us being honest? 386 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,906 - Okay, you know what? - Are we p... Are we... 387 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:03,865 Let's just... I think we need... we should just get the check. 388 00:17:03,948 --> 00:17:07,656 Are we pretending to have what we had? 389 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:11,740 I think we put up a pretty good front, okay? 390 00:17:17,198 --> 00:17:20,115 I can never remember if this is Naomi's code 391 00:17:20,198 --> 00:17:21,323 for everything is fine 392 00:17:21,406 --> 00:17:24,365 or everything is definitely not fine. 393 00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,323 I think we should go. 394 00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:34,781 - We need to go. - What? 395 00:17:34,865 --> 00:17:36,406 - I think we need to go. - No, we don't. 396 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,115 - Yeah, she's not answering her phone. - She's fine. 397 00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:39,490 - And I really want to go. - It doesn't matter. 398 00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:40,573 - She doesn't... She... - Hi! 399 00:17:40,574 --> 00:17:42,115 - Come on. - Hi, hello! 400 00:17:42,198 --> 00:17:43,948 - Check? - Are you kidding? 401 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,323 - What? - Where is your sister? 402 00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:57,615 I don't know. Call her. 403 00:17:57,698 --> 00:17:59,115 But she's not answering her phone, 404 00:17:59,198 --> 00:18:00,573 so there's something's wrong. 405 00:18:00,656 --> 00:18:01,948 And we're coming to get you right now. 406 00:18:02,031 --> 00:18:03,448 What? No! I'm staying. 407 00:18:03,531 --> 00:18:04,531 Sex party! 408 00:18:04,532 --> 00:18:05,656 Okay, that's it! 409 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,323 We are coming for you right now. 410 00:18:07,406 --> 00:18:09,281 Oh, my God, Mom, what is going on? 411 00:18:09,365 --> 00:18:10,990 Like, you... you know 412 00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:12,323 I've been going through a hard time 413 00:18:12,406 --> 00:18:14,615 with, um, everything, so... 414 00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:16,323 so can you just let me be with my friends 415 00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:18,406 and not all miserable and depressed? 416 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:19,656 Don't. 417 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,740 A hard time with the breakup? 418 00:18:22,823 --> 00:18:25,156 Well, with a lot of stuff, but... but yeah. 419 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,448 Do. Not. 420 00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:29,115 Yeah, because it's hard for us to understand 421 00:18:29,198 --> 00:18:30,823 how you could break up with someone 422 00:18:30,906 --> 00:18:33,698 that you were never dating. 423 00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:37,781 And please choose your next words very carefully. 424 00:18:37,865 --> 00:18:42,115 Nathan! Nathan, come swimming! 425 00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:44,156 - W... who told you? - It doesn't matter. 426 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,781 - Was it Naomi? - Why did you lie? 427 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,156 Um... I don't know, Mom, 428 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,740 maybe because you don't want to hear the truth 429 00:18:51,823 --> 00:18:53,073 and can't accept me for who I am. 430 00:18:53,156 --> 00:18:55,531 Who told you?! 431 00:18:55,615 --> 00:18:57,490 Why did you lie? 432 00:18:57,573 --> 00:18:59,781 Oh, my God. 433 00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:03,156 You can't keep things from me and then be mad at me for lying. 434 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,281 You know what? You're right. 435 00:19:05,365 --> 00:19:06,823 All of you are right. 436 00:19:06,906 --> 00:19:09,281 I do lie. I do. 437 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,531 Because there is no way 438 00:19:11,615 --> 00:19:14,323 I could ever tell you the truth 439 00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:16,531 of how terrified I am for you. 440 00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,448 You are my only son. 441 00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:22,240 And I would lay down on train tracks for you. 442 00:19:22,323 --> 00:19:24,365 But I am so afraid for you. 443 00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:29,323 So from now on, I will be totally honest 444 00:19:29,406 --> 00:19:33,740 and tell you everything you do not want to hear. 445 00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,531 Chingada! Sorry. 446 00:19:35,615 --> 00:19:37,240 Hey, you can't go crazy in there. 447 00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:39,740 Who told you? 448 00:19:39,823 --> 00:19:42,573 Hey, hey, I want to keep talking to you. 449 00:19:42,656 --> 00:19:45,531 Ugh, I feel like we're the same person. 450 00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:47,573 'Cause I see how your mind is working. 451 00:19:47,656 --> 00:19:49,948 Just, like, "How can I not piss off this girl 452 00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:51,198 that just told me she likes me 453 00:19:51,281 --> 00:19:53,906 so she doesn't go blow everything up?" 454 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,906 Are you gonna tell... Are you gonna tell Greta? 455 00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:57,990 You fucking told my mother?! 456 00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,656 No. I... She... 457 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,198 She figured it out and then I didn't cover fast enough. 458 00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:03,823 Okay, so why didn't you tell me after? 459 00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:05,073 Okay, goodbye. 460 00:20:05,156 --> 00:20:06,573 Wait, what are you gonna go do right now? 461 00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:08,448 - Hello! - Fuck! Ugh! 462 00:20:08,531 --> 00:20:10,865 Am I being really paranoid or is she gonna go tell her? 463 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,406 Um, okay, but, like, what the fuck with my mom? 464 00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:14,823 I'm a lying piece of shit, okay? 465 00:20:14,906 --> 00:20:17,365 I am sorry. I just... I should've told you. 466 00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:18,990 I should've told Greta. I just... 467 00:20:19,073 --> 00:20:21,448 I can only fix that one right now, so I'm sorry, okay? 468 00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:24,990 I'm really sorry. 469 00:20:25,073 --> 00:20:26,698 I'm gonna see if I can hold my breath 470 00:20:26,781 --> 00:20:28,615 for the whole "Star-Spangled Banner"! 471 00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:29,865 What? 472 00:20:29,948 --> 00:20:31,240 I'm really wondering about those chocolates 473 00:20:31,323 --> 00:20:33,281 'cause shit's getting fucked up. 474 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,573 Like, this is some serious Red Wedding vibes. 475 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:44,073 - I'm leaving. - Okay. 476 00:20:44,156 --> 00:20:45,948 Okay? 477 00:20:46,031 --> 00:20:49,948 So, like, friends for 16 years, and it's just like, "Okay"? 478 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,323 The 16-year friend who dumped me 479 00:20:52,406 --> 00:20:54,240 to go to Winter Formal with a guy? 480 00:20:54,323 --> 00:20:56,323 I... You said it was okay! 481 00:20:56,406 --> 00:20:58,698 I obviously didn't mean it, Naomi. 482 00:20:58,781 --> 00:21:01,656 H... how was I supposed to know that? 483 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,490 Because you just should've! 484 00:21:03,573 --> 00:21:05,281 Just like you should've known how much it sucked 485 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,698 that you were sticking your fingers in my brother's mouth 486 00:21:07,781 --> 00:21:09,948 and going on about how his hair made you want to cum? 487 00:21:10,031 --> 00:21:11,365 He wasn't even into me! 488 00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:13,948 That literally does not matter, and you know that. 489 00:21:14,031 --> 00:21:15,698 I'm sorry if the Cooper thing upsets you, 490 00:21:15,781 --> 00:21:17,698 but I guess, I don't know, 491 00:21:17,781 --> 00:21:19,781 you reap what you sow or whatever. 492 00:21:19,865 --> 00:21:23,490 Oh, you want to talk about reaping what you sow? 493 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,323 Because your sister-wife over there hates you, 494 00:21:26,406 --> 00:21:29,740 and I'm not too in love with you either right now. 495 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:31,823 Is that it? Really?! 496 00:21:31,906 --> 00:21:33,573 Also, for the future, 497 00:21:33,656 --> 00:21:36,990 I would really recommend not fucking with a witch. 498 00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:44,698 Nathan, come in! 499 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,490 - I kinda have to go. - What the fuck? 500 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:51,031 It's a fucking party and no one wants to fucking party with me! 501 00:21:51,115 --> 00:21:52,156 Fuck you all! 502 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,031 You're all gonna regret it! 503 00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,906 ♪ If you can't shake ♪ 504 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:01,698 ♪ If you can't shake ♪ 505 00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:04,740 ♪ If you can't shake, if you can't shake ♪ 506 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,865 ♪ I don't need no sleep ♪ 507 00:22:06,948 --> 00:22:08,531 ♪ I don't need no sleep ♪ 508 00:22:08,615 --> 00:22:11,698 ♪ I can lie down when I'm dead, there's no rest for the ♪ 509 00:22:11,781 --> 00:22:12,865 ♪ Wicked ♪ 510 00:22:12,948 --> 00:22:14,531 ♪ I don't need no sleep ♪ 511 00:22:14,615 --> 00:22:16,281 ♪ I don't need no sleep ♪ 512 00:22:16,365 --> 00:22:19,865 ♪ I can lie down when I'm dead, there's no rest for the ♪ 513 00:22:27,865 --> 00:22:30,240 ♪ Wicked ♪ 514 00:22:30,323 --> 00:22:33,740 Jesus fuck! 515 00:22:33,823 --> 00:22:36,240 Oh, my God! 516 00:22:36,323 --> 00:22:38,573 Look at you! 517 00:22:38,656 --> 00:22:40,156 Yes! 518 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,406 Come through, Titanic! 519 00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:44,740 Oh, my God. I'm fine, I'm fine. 520 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,281 I got it. 521 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,406 Yes! 522 00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:51,031 Oh, fuck! 523 00:22:51,115 --> 00:22:52,656 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 524 00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:55,740 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, my God! It is so cold! 525 00:22:55,823 --> 00:22:58,281 - Okay, come on. - It's so cold! 526 00:23:02,031 --> 00:23:04,323 I got you, I got you, I got you. 527 00:23:18,615 --> 00:23:20,115 Here. 528 00:23:24,406 --> 00:23:26,531 Mmph. 529 00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:28,906 Fuck it. I'm just gonna take a shower. 530 00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:40,323 Whew! 531 00:23:40,406 --> 00:23:42,490 Are you cold? 532 00:23:42,573 --> 00:23:44,448 Um, no, I'm okay. 533 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,406 ♪ Say it, say it, say it ♪ 534 00:24:45,490 --> 00:24:46,823 ♪ I need you to ♪ 535 00:24:46,906 --> 00:24:49,365 ♪ Say it, say it, say it ♪ 536 00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:51,115 ♪ I know that you do ♪ 537 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,781 - Jesus fuck! - Sorry. 538 00:24:52,865 --> 00:24:54,781 Um, is... is Delilah here? 539 00:24:54,865 --> 00:24:56,031 No! 540 00:24:56,115 --> 00:24:57,615 Sorry. 541 00:25:00,781 --> 00:25:02,615 ♪ I need you to ♪ 542 00:25:06,948 --> 00:25:08,490 Uh... 543 00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:11,156 I'm gonna go... 544 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,781 finger-paint. 545 00:25:15,365 --> 00:25:17,906 Look, I... I feel bad about the Naomi thing. 546 00:25:17,990 --> 00:25:19,323 It's not your fault. 547 00:25:19,406 --> 00:25:21,906 Um, but about the other part. 548 00:25:21,990 --> 00:25:24,865 It's just, you and I aren't right for each other. 549 00:25:24,948 --> 00:25:26,240 Remotely. Like, in any way. 550 00:25:26,323 --> 00:25:27,656 Sure. No, I... I get it. 551 00:25:27,740 --> 00:25:30,115 Um, I just... 552 00:25:30,198 --> 00:25:32,698 I just want to say one thing about the Panda Express thing. 553 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,365 Okay, so, okay, do you know how, like, 554 00:25:34,448 --> 00:25:37,156 Avery Foster got fingered by the guy who ate Hot Cheetos 555 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,573 and that's like all anyone would talk about? 556 00:25:39,656 --> 00:25:41,615 And then she was so mad, she was like, "Fuck it. 557 00:25:41,698 --> 00:25:43,281 If that's all they're gonna talk about, 558 00:25:43,365 --> 00:25:45,573 I'm gonna get the student store to sell better snacks, 559 00:25:45,656 --> 00:25:46,948 including Hot Cheetos," 560 00:25:47,031 --> 00:25:50,448 and now she's like the Hot Cheeto Hero? 561 00:25:50,531 --> 00:25:54,031 Well, I was just thinking, with you, um... 562 00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:57,281 Is what I'm saying bad? 563 00:25:57,365 --> 00:25:59,573 Are you telling me to own my story? 564 00:25:59,656 --> 00:26:02,115 Maybe? 565 00:26:02,198 --> 00:26:03,240 Sorry. 566 00:26:03,323 --> 00:26:04,865 It's just coming from someone who's... 567 00:26:04,948 --> 00:26:07,281 so straight and cis and not queer, 568 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:08,948 it's just ugh, you know? 569 00:26:09,031 --> 00:26:10,948 - I... I... - Yeah, no, no, I... I get it. 570 00:26:11,031 --> 00:26:12,240 I'm sorry. 571 00:26:24,531 --> 00:26:26,115 Fuck! 572 00:26:26,198 --> 00:26:28,156 That was good! 573 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,531 Oh, come on. I have to get something. 574 00:26:33,615 --> 00:26:35,781 Oh, wait, wait, wait. I wouldn't... Um... 575 00:26:35,865 --> 00:26:37,448 Oh, shit, sorry. 576 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,781 Aren't you freezing? 577 00:26:53,865 --> 00:26:55,823 No, I'm fine. 578 00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:06,156 God, I'm fucked up. 579 00:27:08,198 --> 00:27:11,115 Um... 580 00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:13,031 I'm s... I'm sorry about Bo. 581 00:27:13,115 --> 00:27:14,573 No, it's not you. 582 00:27:14,656 --> 00:27:17,865 He just doesn't think that we're right for each other. 583 00:27:19,781 --> 00:27:21,990 Yeah, well, um... 584 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:24,448 You know, there are... there are plenty of people in the world 585 00:27:24,531 --> 00:27:27,156 not right for each other who are actually, like, 586 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,073 really right for each other. 587 00:27:33,073 --> 00:27:34,823 Yeah, like who? 588 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,615 Um... 589 00:27:39,698 --> 00:27:42,573 Actually, I... I... I can't think of any right now, 590 00:27:42,656 --> 00:27:45,906 but, um, I'm sure they exist. 591 00:27:47,865 --> 00:27:51,656 And "opposites attract," right? 592 00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:54,865 God, I hate that voicemail. 593 00:27:54,948 --> 00:27:57,990 I loved it. 594 00:27:58,073 --> 00:28:03,948 And I love that you're giving me relationship advice right now. 595 00:28:04,031 --> 00:28:06,531 Yeah, like I have anything to offer. 596 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:18,448 ♪ Feel ♪ 597 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,281 ♪ Feel, feel ♪ 598 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,906 ♪ Feel the love, feel ♪ 599 00:28:22,990 --> 00:28:26,240 ♪ We can close our eyes and feel the love ♪ 600 00:28:26,323 --> 00:28:29,823 ♪ Feel ♪ 601 00:28:29,906 --> 00:28:33,531 ♪ Feel ♪ 602 00:28:33,615 --> 00:28:36,615 ♪ Feel, feel, feel the love ♪ 603 00:28:36,698 --> 00:28:38,740 I just really want to kiss you right now. 604 00:28:38,823 --> 00:28:41,615 ♪ Close our eyes and feel the love ♪ 605 00:28:41,698 --> 00:28:44,240 ♪ Feel ♪ 606 00:28:52,490 --> 00:28:54,531 D... do you actually? 607 00:29:08,198 --> 00:29:09,531 I'm so sorry. 608 00:29:11,323 --> 00:29:12,448 Shit. 609 00:29:15,406 --> 00:29:18,323 Hi. Um... I just want to say that 610 00:29:18,406 --> 00:29:20,156 with the whole Winter Formal thing, 611 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,740 I fucking suck and I'm sorry. 612 00:29:22,823 --> 00:29:25,990 And tonight I'm gonna bury this like the Maori do... 613 00:29:26,073 --> 00:29:27,490 not in a cultural appropriation way... 614 00:29:27,573 --> 00:29:29,281 but just because it's time. 615 00:29:29,365 --> 00:29:30,990 And if you don't want to be there, I get it, 616 00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:33,406 but if you were there with me, 617 00:29:33,490 --> 00:29:35,781 I would really, really love that. 618 00:29:40,198 --> 00:29:42,656 Hi. Uh, can we bury the placenta in your yard? 619 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:43,865 It's good for plants. 620 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,198 Okay, y... yeah, sure. 621 00:29:46,573 --> 00:29:48,990 Oh, fuck! 622 00:29:49,073 --> 00:29:51,281 No! 623 00:29:51,365 --> 00:29:54,448 God damn it! 624 00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:55,990 Get the fuck out! 625 00:29:56,073 --> 00:29:58,156 Get out of here right now! 626 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,115 Go, go, right now! 627 00:30:16,656 --> 00:30:19,823 ♪ I'm scared I don't know ♪ 628 00:30:19,906 --> 00:30:20,906 Oh. 629 00:30:20,907 --> 00:30:22,990 ♪ What is honest ♪ 630 00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:30,031 ♪ You feel like a memory I'm losing slowly ♪ 631 00:30:30,115 --> 00:30:37,365 ♪ Losing slowly ♪ 632 00:30:37,448 --> 00:30:41,073 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 633 00:30:41,156 --> 00:30:43,906 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 634 00:30:43,990 --> 00:30:47,406 I'm sorry for not being a better friend. 635 00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:49,448 What? W... No, what? 636 00:30:49,531 --> 00:30:54,823 I'm... I'm the one who's always keeping things to myself. 637 00:30:54,906 --> 00:30:59,823 I need to be a lot better at... at that. 638 00:30:59,906 --> 00:31:01,490 And about that, did... did Luz come find you? 639 00:31:01,573 --> 00:31:03,156 Wait. Uh, can I say something first? 640 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,156 'Cause if I don't say it right now, I might not. 641 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,073 So, um... 642 00:31:10,156 --> 00:31:15,406 that thing that y... you asked me before at the pre-party? 643 00:31:15,490 --> 00:31:18,531 There's something I've been noticing about myself. 644 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,365 I... I can like someone. 645 00:31:20,448 --> 00:31:22,156 Like, really like them. 646 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:29,240 But when it comes to kissing or making out or whatever, 647 00:31:29,323 --> 00:31:33,031 I don't want that. 648 00:31:33,115 --> 00:31:34,156 Oh. 649 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,573 So I don't know how it could work, 650 00:31:36,656 --> 00:31:40,656 like, between us. 651 00:31:40,740 --> 00:31:43,406 Even if you wanted it to. 652 00:31:43,490 --> 00:31:47,323 Um, what I said that night 653 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:50,323 wasn't 'cause of me not liking you. 654 00:31:51,990 --> 00:31:56,156 'Cause I never stopped liking you. 655 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,198 Um, I actually, um... 656 00:32:00,281 --> 00:32:02,531 I love you. 657 00:32:02,615 --> 00:32:06,365 ♪ The soundtrack, this is my saving grace ♪ 658 00:32:10,031 --> 00:32:11,906 I love... I love you. 659 00:32:19,323 --> 00:32:21,531 Um... 660 00:32:21,615 --> 00:32:25,740 But, uh, that night at the motel, 661 00:32:25,823 --> 00:32:28,323 um, I... I left after I... 662 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,865 Run! Cops! 663 00:32:31,948 --> 00:32:32,948 No! 664 00:32:32,949 --> 00:32:33,990 - No! No cops! - Cops! 665 00:32:34,073 --> 00:32:35,365 No! Hi! It's just me! 666 00:32:35,448 --> 00:32:36,823 I'll turn the music back on in a sec! 667 00:32:36,906 --> 00:32:38,406 I just need to say something and I kinda need 668 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,573 to say it for everyone! 669 00:32:40,656 --> 00:32:42,240 Um... 670 00:32:43,531 --> 00:32:45,490 I haven't been living in shame, 671 00:32:45,573 --> 00:32:48,531 but I also haven't been living 672 00:32:48,615 --> 00:32:51,365 the truest version of myself either. 673 00:32:51,448 --> 00:32:55,615 And, uh, I just want to say that, from experience, 674 00:32:55,698 --> 00:32:58,323 mm, secrets fucking suck. 675 00:32:58,406 --> 00:33:00,490 And you should just be true to yourself 676 00:33:00,573 --> 00:33:03,281 and own your story, but... 677 00:33:03,365 --> 00:33:04,740 Okay! Sorry, sorry, sorry! 678 00:33:04,823 --> 00:33:06,948 Um, you can go back to body shots or whatever. 679 00:33:07,031 --> 00:33:08,906 Um, um... 680 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,365 Uh, okay. 681 00:33:13,448 --> 00:33:15,031 Just so everyone knows... 682 00:33:15,115 --> 00:33:18,198 this is probably definitely a coincidence and... and... 683 00:33:18,281 --> 00:33:21,365 and not a racist thing... but I'm Panda Express Girl! 684 00:33:21,448 --> 00:33:23,573 Okay, thanks! Bye! 685 00:33:23,656 --> 00:33:26,073 Oh, my God! 686 00:33:26,156 --> 00:33:27,906 - Panda Express Girl? - I don't know. 687 00:33:27,990 --> 00:33:31,031 - Put the music back on! - Yeah, right? 688 00:33:31,115 --> 00:33:33,865 ♪ I don't wanna know that you judge my shit ♪ 689 00:33:33,948 --> 00:33:37,115 ♪ When you're drunk, 4 a.m., at a CVS store ♪ 690 00:33:37,198 --> 00:33:39,698 ♪ Why you try to fight me, you weak-ass bitch? ♪ 691 00:33:39,781 --> 00:33:42,531 ♪ Too much drug, can't hold up, crying on the floor ♪ 692 00:33:42,615 --> 00:33:44,198 Mom and Dad are almost here. 693 00:33:44,281 --> 00:33:46,240 ♪ Tok tok, tik tik, tok tok ♪ 694 00:33:46,323 --> 00:33:48,823 ♪ I'm banging every member from BTS ♪ 695 00:33:48,906 --> 00:33:52,156 ♪ Tik tik, tok tok, tik tik, tok tok ♪ 696 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,281 Yeah, that was my night, too. 697 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:57,115 At one point I just had to lock myself in the bathroom 698 00:33:57,198 --> 00:33:58,990 and play "Candy Crush." 699 00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:04,073 And I hate everyone except you. 700 00:34:09,865 --> 00:34:12,615 Ugh, I forgot to cancel tennis tomorrow. 701 00:34:12,698 --> 00:34:14,781 I think we need to take a break. 702 00:34:36,198 --> 00:34:37,906 Mom? 703 00:35:33,948 --> 00:35:35,531 - Chester? - Hi. 704 00:35:38,115 --> 00:35:39,365 Are you okay? 705 00:35:39,448 --> 00:35:41,698 Sorry it's the middle of the night. 706 00:35:41,781 --> 00:35:43,198 W... where are you? 707 00:35:43,281 --> 00:35:45,865 I... I'm just, um... 708 00:35:45,948 --> 00:35:48,156 I'm sitting outside. 709 00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:52,448 Are you okay? 710 00:35:52,531 --> 00:35:54,156 Yeah. 711 00:36:01,573 --> 00:36:03,531 I'm sorry, Sam. 712 00:36:06,906 --> 00:36:08,865 It's okay. 713 00:36:08,990 --> 00:36:10,990 It's really okay. 714 00:36:12,906 --> 00:36:15,281 Is it? 715 00:36:15,365 --> 00:36:17,781 Yeah. 716 00:36:17,865 --> 00:36:19,698 Yeah, it is. 717 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:28,448 Would it be okay if we just sat on the phone for a while 718 00:36:28,531 --> 00:36:31,615 and didn't say anything? 719 00:36:31,698 --> 00:36:33,198 Yeah. 720 00:37:01,490 --> 00:37:03,948 Are you still there? 721 00:37:04,031 --> 00:37:05,323 Yeah. 722 00:37:10,448 --> 00:37:12,406 Thank you, Sam. 723 00:37:15,198 --> 00:37:17,198 Good night, Chester. 724 00:37:56,323 --> 00:37:57,948 It's you. 725 00:38:00,448 --> 00:38:05,448 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 51594

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