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[theme song plays]
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[chorus] ♪ One, two,One-two-three-four ♪
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[vocalizing]
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[chicken clucks]
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[chime notification]
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Hello, kids of DingDong!
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I'm Remy,
and this is my DingDong dance!
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[humming]
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-[panting]
-[chime notification]
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Wow, I look cool!
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It's been a full ten seconds,
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let's see how many
likes I got so far!
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Zero!
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[groans] I've been posting
DingDongs all week!
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Why can't I get even
a single like?
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All my friends are so popular.
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Hey, watch me do this.
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[grunts]
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[chime notification]
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Ay yo, pigeon talk!
Ha ha!
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-Where the crumbies at?
-[chime notification]
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I ate twenty cups of barbecue
sauce for lunch today!
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-[giggles]
-[chime notification]
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[Remy]
Five hundred likes?
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Just for being cute?
I can be cute!
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Ahh...
Okay, this is demeaning.
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Hey, Remy! Remy!
Remy! Remy-- Oof.
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Hey, Remy,
wanna come over later?
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-[chime notification]
-[laughs] Cricket!
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How'd you even
get up here?
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Oh, you know,
I have my ways.
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-My man.
-[rapid notification chimes]
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[gasps] Wow!
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These are all likes!
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For Cricket sticking
to my window?
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[kid 1] Wow, that kidis really funny!
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[kid 2] Let's get "wanna comeover later" trending!
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[Remy]
DingDong dang!
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Huh. Wonder why people
like this DingDong so much?
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-[Cricket] Remy!
-[Remy gasps]
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-Are you coming over or what?
-Yes!
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Yes, I am!
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Okay, great!
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The DingDong
I uploaded of you
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sticking to my window
is a hit!
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-And it's all because of you!
-Wanna come over later?
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Everyone thinks
you're hilarious!
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Can you please make
more DingDongs with me?
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I dunno. Why?
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Well, if we make more DingDongs,
we'll get more followers.
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And if we get
100,000 followers,
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we'll be official DingDongers!
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We'll get a little check next
to our name,
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and maybe we'll even get invited
as celebrity DingDongers
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to DingDong Con!
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We'll be dripping with clout--
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Ooh! Did you say trout?
I love me some trout.
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Cricket, no, it's clout .
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Trout season is coming up,
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we ought to start
preparing the bait.
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-No, it's not--
-[chime notification]
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Oh my gosh!
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We just hit our first
thousand followers! Yay!
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Wow, you really like
this DingDong stuff, huh?
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I don't really get the appeal,
but I do get makin' my best bud happy!
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[giggles] So you'll help
me make more?
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You bet your sweet buns!
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Thank you, Cricket!
This is great!
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Validation, here we come!
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Where's Tilly going?
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-Hello Gloria.
-Oh hi, Tilly.
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May I please
borrow your phone,
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so that I can make
my own DingDong account?
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DingDong?
You mean ChitChat?
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Oh, Gloria, I'm sorry,
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but I don't think anyone
uses ChitChat anymore.
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Kids these days
are all into DingDong.
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Allow me to show you.
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-Here.
-Oh, is this a vlog?
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-[chime notification]
-[voice distorted] Hotdog surgeon.
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Wee-oo-wee-oo!
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[squelching]
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His heart.
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Buns...
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Well, it was gonna
happen one day.
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Your ol' pal, Gloria,
is finally too old for the Internet.
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This is yours now.
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I am free.
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Alright,
what're we working with?
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-Ooh, stream mode.
-[chime notification]
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Imma live stream the dog.
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Okay, Cricket, Let's see
if we can recreate the magic.
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What should I do?
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-Eh.
-Uh, What's up, chicken?
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-[chicken clucks]
-Ow! Mama!
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And cut! And post!
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[Cricket] Remy, I think she ate
one of my toes!
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-Okay, okay! Remy likes the likes!
-[notifications chime]
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[Cricket laughs]
Never mind! I miscounted.
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With Cricket's natural appeal,
and my brand awareness,
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there's no stopping us!
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Hey, Cricket, how 'bout
we follow this chicken motif
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-with some "that feeling whens"?
-That feelings what?
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That feeling
when the weekend's over!
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What does that mean? Oof!
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Oh, I get it.
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-It's working!
-[notifications chime]
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Let's build on this.
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Okay. That feeling
when mom says, "No!"
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Now, is the goat my mom
or is the goat th-- Oh! Ah!
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How'd that look, Reymold?
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Cricket, this is great!
I've found my brand!
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[notifications chime]
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Hey, what's a brand?
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That feeling when a goat
is driving a car.
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Huh, ah! Woah! Ah!
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And cut! Wow, Cricket,
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you're really
bringing in the follo--
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-[notification chimes]
-Oh my gosh!
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-Cricket!
-Dad?
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No, silly,
it's Remy! Look!
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100,00 follows!
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I'm verified!
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[chimes]
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Happy for you.
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All right, Phoenix, you are being
streamed live on the internet.
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Hm... You should do something
cute for all your fans.
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-[farts]
- Phoenix , you're gonna get us banned.
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[grumbles]
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Ha ha, now that
is cute stuff!
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Now, let's see
what the fans think.
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Oh my gosh,
no viewers?
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Phoenix would be devastated
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if she found out
no one was watching!
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She must never know.
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[sighs] Nothing like
the smell of grass
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and the glow of being
an official DingDonger!
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Let me just see it
one more time. [laughs]
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W-w-wait! What happened?
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My official check is gone!
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And my follower count
is dropping!
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What's going on?
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"Where's the new videos?"
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"Ever since they got verified,
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they stopped caring!"
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"No new posts, unfollowed!"
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No, no, this is bad!
Cricket, get up!
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The fans demand more content!
You good to make another video?
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Whatever you say, buddy.
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Crickey will never
let you down.
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Great! Oh man, I think I have an idea
for a stunt that might double,
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no, triple our follower count!
I gotta spread the word!
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Hey, Big City!
Our craziest stunt yet
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is gonna be filmed today
at five at the skate park!
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Be there!
And posted!
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-Come on, we gotta set up!
-Be right there.
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[shouting in pain]
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[Tilly]
Phoenix would be crushed
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if she found outshe had no viewers.
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I must protect her
from the truth,
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with a little Tilly magic.
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What was once no viewers
is now one viewer!
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[clears throat]
Oh hey, Phoenix!
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Your viewer
was just telling me
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how much of a fan
they are of your livestream.
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Why don't you say hello?
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And take a big look
at how it says
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one viewer at the bottom!
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Phoenix, what are you doing?
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You see it! You see the truth!
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Oh, Phoenix, I never meant
for you to find out!
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I just didn't want it
to hurt your self esteem!
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But instead I have done something
absolutely despicable.
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I am a worm of shame!
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Shame, shame, shame, shame.
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[coughs]
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[Remy]
Hey, what's up, everybody!
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It's your pal, Remy,
here at the Skate Park
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with the people
of Big City!
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[cheering]
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We're all here
for my greatest stunt yet!
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Allow me to introduce,
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"That face when you date
the goat!"
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This stunt beginsat the top of the ramp,
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-with our lovely date.
-[goat bleats]
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But first, you need to meether parents in the pit!
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Then, it's a quick ollieto dinner!
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Then to the dance club zone,
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but you gotta get pastthe bouncer!
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Then dance the night away
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with these beeswe'll grind through,
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All before saying, "Good night, goat,"as you get shot in the air
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and land in a poolof medical-grade hot sauce!
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-What do you think of that?
-[crowd cheers]
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Oh my gosh,
can you sign my phone!
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Can you endorse my brand?
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Can you do a collab with me?
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Hey, why do you look
so familiar?
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-Are you--
-Ha ha, that's right!
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-It's ya boi, Itchaboi!
-[air horns blast]
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Comin' at you broke!
Cause everyone's watching DingDongs now
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and not my vlogs!
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-Oh, well, that's too bad.
-Listen, man!
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You gotta let me
collab with you!
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Your DingDongs are fire!
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People love seeing idiots
get hurt.
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How'd you convince that kid
to get beat up for free?
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What? Cricket's fine.
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I'd never do anything
to hurt him.
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[wheezes] Looking good.
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Feeling good.
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Oh no! Have I been
pushing Cricket too far?
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Though my body may
be breaking beyond repair,
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I'll do whatever it takes
to make you happy, Remy.
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-Oh!
-Ooh.
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Oh my gosh,
I put my best friend in harm's way,
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all to be verified
by strangers?
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That's verifiably stupid!
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I can't let him do this!
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But wait! What about
all your followers?
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What about the clout?
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-I don't care!
-Huh.
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Hey, who invited
this old guy?
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[shouting]
Cricket! Call it off!
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Go off? Okay, sis.
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No!
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-Vasquez! Upsies! Ahh!
-Remy?
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Remy!
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-Uh oh!
-Uh oh!
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Ahh!
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The sheep is biting me!
The sheep is biting me!
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Hot soup! Ahh!
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-[sheep baa-ing]
-[Remy screaming]
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-[cow moos loudly]
-[Remy screams]
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-[bees buzzing]
[Remy screaming]
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Wowie-zowie.
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Remy! Your soft body
ain't used to that kind of beat-em-up.
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-Are you okay, man?
-[weakly] I'm sorry.
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-Aw, buddy, come here.
-[Remy whimpers]
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-[sizzling]
-Ow.
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[Tilly] I'm sorry.
Love, Tilly.
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Oh, why would you forgive me!
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I've committed
the worst possible sin!
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I have lied to a dog.
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I shall now cast myself out.
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-[sniffles]
-[Phoenix snores]
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Hm? What was that, Phoenix?
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-[snuffles]
-Do you mean it? Really?
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00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,417
-[snuffles]
-Oh my gosh, you're right!
250
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,667
You did have one viewer
all along!
251
00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:59,375
It was me!
252
00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:02,125
-[Phoenix snuffles]
-I am forgiven! [sighs]
253
00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:04,625
I swear that I shall
never let the internet
254
00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:07,250
soil our friendship
ever again.
255
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:10,417
[grunts] Uh, okay.
256
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,375
-[Phoenix snores]
-Thank you, Phoenix.
257
00:10:13,542 --> 00:10:16,166
Splash me again.
258
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,375
-Thank you, Mrs. Green.
-Thank you for washing us, Gramma.
259
00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:20,375
I'm sorry, Cricket.
I got carried away
260
00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,709
with my desire
for online popularity.
261
00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:25,083
Aw man, it's fine.
The stunt was cool,
262
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,458
and I'll always remember
what a chemical burn feels like!
263
00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:29,333
It would've made
for a cool DingDong, though.
264
00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:31,333
Yeah, but who wants to be
the type of person
265
00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,458
that benefits from the pain
of their friends?
266
00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:36,083
-[notification chime]
-BRB, phone's poppin'.
267
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,750
Oh wow, it's a new DingDong
from Benny!
268
00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:40,500
Check out the fools!
269
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,875
[Cricket] Wow, it's the stunt,
he recorded it!
270
00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:45,959
[Remy screaming]
271
00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:49,208
-Yup, that's how it happened.
-[Remy screaming]
272
00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:52,500
-Can you believe your very eyes?
-[notification chime]
273
00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,792
-Benny's a platinum DingDonger?
-Whoa!
274
00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:59,375
That's right! I sold out
my friends for fame!
275
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,375
Benny is a snake in the grass!
276
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:05,417
[man] You're watchingAnimation Abomination!
277
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,709
Now back to "Kingdom of Lore"!
278
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,500
You'll never get away
with this, Ghost!
279
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:12,542
You think
you can defeat me?
280
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,125
-[gasps]
-Oh, snap!
281
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:17,208
Looks like this ghost
is gonna make us toast!
282
00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:21,125
[man] Don't miss the exciting nextepisode of "Kingdom of Lore"!
283
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,417
Wow, this show
is awesome!
284
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,375
I know! I've seen
all the episodes,
285
00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:26,834
read al the books,
286
00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:28,542
and they make
my favorite cereal!
287
00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:30,417
This is the first episode
I've seen.
288
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,375
It makes no sense,
and I love it!
289
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,417
How do you think
the season will end?
290
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,375
I have a theory that the evil ghost
is actually the king.
291
00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:39,834
Ha ha, that's cool, but
I think the main girl lady--
292
00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:40,959
Princess Tarina.
293
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,417
Princess Tortilla,
I think it'd be cool
294
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,667
if she blows everything up
because she's evil now!
295
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,625
[explosion noises]
296
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:50,083
Brother, that would
never happen.
297
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,792
As someone who has seen every
episode of "Kingdom of Lore",
298
00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:54,667
leave the creative ideas
to me.
299
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,583
[gasps]
I have good ideas!
300
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,041
Sometimes!
301
00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,208
Excuse me,
but have you written 1200 pages
302
00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:02,208
of "Kingdom of Lore"
fanfiction?
303
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:04,792
Well, just cause I haven't
doesn't mean I couldn't.
304
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,375
Oh hey,
"Kingdom of Lore".
305
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:07,875
I just got a job
working on that show.
306
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:10,208
[both]
You work on "Kingdom of Lore"?
307
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:12,417
Eh, technically I'm an intern,
so I'm not getting paid,
308
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,208
In fact I had to enroll
at a community college
309
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,542
to even qualify,
310
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,542
so I'm actually paying
to work there.
311
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,000
[both] Please, please, please
take us! Take us, Gloria!
312
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,750
Yeah, okay.
313
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:25,041
Wow, Gloria! I can't believe
you help make cartoons!
314
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:28,667
You must have nonstop fun!
315
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,333
Okay, just remember
that the creators
316
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,917
of "Kingdom of Lore"
are my bosses,
317
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,333
so don't do anything stupid.
318
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,250
-We won't.
-[blows raspberry]
319
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:36,875
Hey, Topher? Blaine?
320
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:39,250
Oh! I see you're wearing
your sibling shirt, again.
321
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,917
[both] Of course! Brothers who work
together, wear big shirt together!
322
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,709
Say, why don't you
introduce us to your guests?
323
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,709
We're Gloria's best friends!
324
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:51,041
No, no, they're--
Oh, crud, they are.
325
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,125
-I'm Topher!
-And I'm Blaine!
326
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,083
And we're the showrunners!
327
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:58,500
-[applause]
-Wow, a team of creative siblings.
328
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,625
-Can't relate.
-[gasps] Me?
329
00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:02,709
Are you saying
I'm not creative?
330
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,709
Hah, Topher and I bicker
a lot, too.
331
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:07,917
But the rewards of a creative partnership
make it all worth it!
332
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,125
-We don't bicker!
-Yes, we do!
333
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,959
-That's it! Sibling shirt is coming off!
-[both grunting]
334
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,083
[both huff]
335
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,709
But hey, would you kids
like a tour of the studio?
336
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:21,917
-[kids] Yeah!
-[Topher and Blaine] Follow me!
337
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,333
There's a lot of steps
in making a cartoon,
338
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:26,542
but it all starts
in the writer's room!
339
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,125
We have writers block!
340
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,333
We can't come up with anything
341
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,834
for our big season finale!
342
00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:32,542
[both]
Uh oh! Problem!
343
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,750
-We need to come up with an ending!
-And fast!
344
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,500
[gasps] Well,
I have an idea!
345
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,709
What if the evil Ghost
was the King from Season One?
346
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:42,250
And Princess Tarina
must fight him to reclaim her kingdom,
347
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,458
therefore paying off
seasons' worth of buildup
348
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:47,000
in a dramatic
and emotionally satisfying way!
349
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:49,709
That is brilliant!
350
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,375
But, what if it turns out
Princess Tostada
351
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:53,959
was evil the whole time!
352
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,792
And everything--
[explosion noises]
353
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,542
Explodes.
354
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:00,875
That is easy!
355
00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,667
-How long til lunch?
-Five minutes.
356
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,709
We go with the easy idea.
357
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:05,709
Yay!
358
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,583
Get writing!
359
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:08,667
[screaming]
360
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,959
Good show writing, Blaine.
361
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,208
You too, Topher.
362
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:13,500
Wait! But what about my ending?
363
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,792
Hm. Cricket, could we talk
in the kitchen?
364
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:16,917
Okay!
365
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,750
A toast, to my brilliant ideas!
366
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,542
Cricket, your ending
is hot garbage.
367
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,542
-[spits]
-Well, it's true!
368
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,750
Nah, it's this weird
French soda.
369
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,583
It's got no flavor.
What the--
370
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,625
Weird. But I was also reacting
to what you said!
371
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:33,375
How could you say
it's no good!
372
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,959
This show means a lot to me,
373
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,625
and your version ruins
Tarina's whole character!
374
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:41,041
You can't sacrifice five seasons
of growth for cheap spectacle,
375
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,792
You've got to help me convince
them to change it back.
376
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,542
Huh. Sounds to me like someone
is upset that their brother
377
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,125
is a creative visionary.
378
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,041
Looks like I do have great
and awesome ideas
379
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,250
after all.
380
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,959
[deep breath]
Oh, look!
381
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:58,000
Is that screening room?
382
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,959
Wow, cool!
Hey, why are you so far away?
383
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,625
I'm gonna grab us some popcorn
and I'll be right in.
384
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:07,000
Okay, I do like popcorn.
385
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,959
If I wanna save "Kingdom of Lore",
I gotta act fast.
386
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,000
Don't write that ending!
387
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:15,041
-[all] The end!
-[man] And print!
388
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:18,041
No, Cricket's version
doesn't make any sense!
389
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,625
Oh, that doesn't matter.
This is animation.
390
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,625
We can make it as stupid
as we want.
391
00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:24,417
Dang printer. And there!
392
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,792
The finished script,
hot off the presses.
393
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:28,667
Very hot, out of the way!
394
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,667
Gotta deliver the script
to the storyboard artists
395
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,166
so they can turn it
into a cartoon!
396
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,875
Hm, not without a little help.
397
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:40,458
New script, coming in hot!
398
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,458
Oh, this battle scene
has a thousand horses!
399
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,875
I have to draw
a thousand horses! Great!
400
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:52,000
Huh? Hey! Did you change
all my drawings?
401
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,083
[beeping]
402
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:56,709
[voice] You have 15 secondsleft to finish story board.
403
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:59,208
Never mind!
Just hit the deadline!
404
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,709
Hey, guys!
How's the board looking?
405
00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:04,417
-[both] Eh.
-Good enough.
406
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,542
Success.
[laughs]
407
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:07,792
[grumbles]
408
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,625
Cricket?
Back off!
409
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:13,625
You back off!
My version is better!
410
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:14,792
Quit being so stubborn!
411
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,875
I ain't giving up
on this, Cricket!
412
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,250
[both shout]
413
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:21,667
-[voice] Upload complete.
-There.
414
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,709
My version is permanent,
now quit trying to interfere!
415
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:25,917
It's about doing
416
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,709
what makes sense
for the show!
417
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:30,208
My version makes sense!
Your just jealous!
418
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,291
Hey, kids!
Sorry to interrupt your squabble.
419
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:33,750
Blaine and I resolved
our squabble
420
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,667
from earlier,
so now we're...
421
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,458
[both]
Back in the big shirt!
422
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,834
We're about to record
the actors for the episode,
423
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,667
and thought you might
wanna sit in!
424
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,750
[both]
Yeah! Hm.
425
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,166
This is our recording studio,
426
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,750
where the actors record voices
427
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,542
for their animated characters!
428
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,875
These talented folks
429
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,875
can make any sound
with their voice.
430
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,458
-[dolphin sound]
-[fog horn]
431
00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:55,250
Wait, what happened
to your sister?
432
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,041
[panting]
So sorry I'm late.
433
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,792
Hey, something's weird here.
434
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,917
It looks like someone
scribbled over the script
435
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,041
with purple crayon?
436
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,542
Hm.
437
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,709
[both] What the--
You did a rewrite?
438
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,959
Now how're we supposed
to record the script?
439
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:11,125
-[both grunting]
-[Cricket clears throat]
440
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,792
My big brain actually thought
this might happen,
441
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,291
so I went ahead and printed
some spare copies!
442
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,875
The good version
may proceed!
443
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:21,625
Ha-Cricket wins again!
444
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,542
[sighs]
Guess that's it, then.
445
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,208
The Cricket ending
is getting made
446
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,959
and I'll watch reruns of it
for the rest of my life.
447
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,583
[shudders]
No.
448
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,959
There's gotta be a way
I can stop this.
449
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,792
Gloria! What else
needs to be done
450
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,208
before the episode
of animation is completed?
451
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:39,125
Well I've gotta collect art
from every department on this list, so--
452
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,333
-[Tilly] Yoink!
-Or you could do it.
453
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,792
I just gotta steal the art
from each of these people.
454
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,917
The designers
are the ones who decide
455
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,583
how attractive
the characters are.
456
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,917
-Wow, looking good, you two.
-[both] We know.
457
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,792
The painters choose
the colors of every scene!
458
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,875
-Huh, looks weird.
-I'm not done yet!
459
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,250
The editor and timer.
460
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,583
They make sure everything
in the episode moves
461
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,000
at precisely the right time.
462
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,333
Keep up the good work!
463
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,875
[both]
Thank... You.
464
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,333
Goodbye, Cricket ending!
465
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,917
Hey, thanks for grabbing
this for me!
466
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,458
-Dang it!
-Next, we ship all our materials
467
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:13,458
to our overseas
animation studio!
468
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:15,667
Overseas? That sounds
pretty normal.
469
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,000
Well...
470
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,458
[drum beating]
471
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,000
[crowd]
Make it move! Make it move!
472
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,917
Huh, making cartoons
is way weirder
473
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,208
-than I though it'd be.
-[both] You know it.
474
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:33,875
I will now send this story
and all its artwork overseas,
475
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:35,917
where they will be combined
into a cartoon.
476
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,875
-[Tilly blows]
-[both] Ah! Production delay!
477
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,000
Dang it, Tilly!
We're making that episode!
478
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:43,375
-Hi-ya!
-[Tilly grunts]
479
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,792
-[loud crash]
-[horn blows]
480
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:52,000
-[speaking in Korean]
-[group cheers]
481
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,041
You just won't give up,
will you?
482
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:57,667
Not until you see
the erroneous nature of your misdeeds!
483
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,375
How dare you,
and could you repeat that
484
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,208
cause I didn't understand.
485
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,000
Okay, guys, break it up.
486
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,208
And Tilly, you can relax.
Nothing's set in stone
487
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,875
until we get the final
approval of the head studio executive.
488
00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:11,041
-[incoming whistle]
-Oh no! I forgot to set the net!
489
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,625
-Everyone scatter!
-[screaming and loud bang]
490
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,792
[Cricket] Whoa, the episode's
already done?
491
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,000
That was lightening fast!
492
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,625
That's animation for ya.
493
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,625
When are the execs
supposed to arrive?
494
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:22,041
[incoming whistle and crash]
495
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,458
Hi. I'm Ed Secutive,
496
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and I'm here
to watch a cartoon.
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Ed Secutive, sir!
498
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,417
Very excited to show you
the new episode, sir!
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00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,542
It's a real zinger.
500
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,041
I'll be the judge of that.
501
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,500
[groans]
502
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:35,834
Uh oh! Looks like things
are getting boomy!
503
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:39,625
Yes! I'm a bad guy now!
504
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,917
[cackling]
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-[explosion]
-[end credits]
506
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,417
-I love it.
-So, it's approved?
507
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:51,875
It will be once I finish...
This... Senten--
508
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,417
Wait!
509
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,291
This can't be the ending.
510
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,917
Tarina would never
turn evil for nothing!
511
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,083
It doesn't make sense
for her character.
512
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,709
So I'm asking you once again
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to please reconsider my ending.
514
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:09,125
[clapping] Yes, yes!
Now that's what I call passion.
515
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,667
I need more of that,
516
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,041
And less "Yes" men.
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[both]
Sir, yes, sir!
518
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:14,792
Topher, Blaine,
scrap this
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00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,667
and get to work
on changing that ending.
520
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,458
-Yes, sir! Right away, sir!
-[phone ringing]
521
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,583
Yes? Work, work.
Work, work, work, yes.
522
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,250
Well, guess we got
an ending to rewrite.
523
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,041
At the end of the day,
all that matters
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is that I get to have fun
working with my brother.
525
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:29,041
-Sibling shirt?
-[gasps]
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00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,750
Mend it, don't end it!
527
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,959
A team of creative siblings.
528
00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:39,333
Mr. Secutive? I don't think this ending
is a complete loss.
529
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:42,625
Maybe we can keep a couple of--
[explosion noises]
530
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,625
For good measure?
531
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:47,792
Ha! Yes, yes!
You're full of great ideas.
532
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:51,333
Well actually, those suggestions
are from my creative partner,
533
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,166
-Cricket Green.
-[Cricket squeals]
534
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,208
Creative partner?
535
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:56,583
We have some ideas
536
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:58,542
that we'd like
to pitch you. Together.
537
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,583
I'm intrigued.
Let's talk it out over lunch.
538
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:03,375
I'm starved...
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00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,000
[beeping and sparking]
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00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,667
[both]
Sure thing!
541
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,959
Foolish mortal!
542
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,917
Don't you realize
I'm not just an evil ghost?
543
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,959
I am the King! Your father!
544
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,709
You may be my father,
545
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:18,208
but I'm about to become
an orphan!
546
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,375
-[explosion]
-[end credits]
547
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,250
That's our ending!
On TV!
548
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,208
And because we put
our big brains together and collaborated,
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00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:27,959
we were able to come up
with an ending
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00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,458
that has something
for everyone!
551
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,458
Now let's see what the fans
on the internet think!
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00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,208
-[gasps]
-Oh!
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♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
554
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:40,875
♪ Lost a bet and got bitby a hundred flies ♪
555
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:43,709
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
556
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,000
♪ Hit every branchand scraped up both my knees ♪
557
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,375
♪ I got chased by dogs ♪
558
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:50,583
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
559
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,208
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
560
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,667
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
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♪ I got splintersin seven of ten ♪
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00:21:57,959 --> 00:22:00,709
♪ And tomorrow,I'll do it all again ♪
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