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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:11,979 A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS WITH BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 2 00:00:14,983 --> 00:00:17,653 I think it's, like, Christmas. 3 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,199 Really? That's pretty cool. 4 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:26,888 It's cool 'cause you get to sit around and watch TV. 5 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:31,244 That's what we did last year. 6 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,360 And the year before that too. 7 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,010 TV rules. 8 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,924 It's like, when something's cool, why change? 9 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,589 Who could that be? 10 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:08,887 Whoa, it's Geraldo! 11 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:44,150 - Don't let Primus in. - Yeah, yeah, they'll trash the place. 12 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:46,786 They'll break stuff. 13 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,668 "My name is Mud." 14 00:01:52,647 --> 00:01:56,250 My name is Mud! Mud, Mud! 15 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,845 And then he'd spit. 16 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:05,437 Check it out, Butt-Head. 17 00:02:07,462 --> 00:02:11,246 Testie the snowman, had a carrot up his butt! 18 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,926 Right on, Beavis. 19 00:02:14,369 --> 00:02:16,370 Yeah, thanks. Yeah. 20 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,318 Snow is cool. 21 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,280 I like to take snow 22 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,499 and like, roll it up into a ball and shove it down your throat. 23 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,762 Shut up, butthole! 24 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:39,989 Weren't these guys in Batman? 25 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,967 This isn't very cool. 26 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,081 Yeah but check this out, this part is cool. 27 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:56,035 Sounds pretty cool. 28 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,057 That was cool. 29 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,288 Who's this fartknocker? 30 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,076 What's wrong with him? 31 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:34,849 He should like, go to the doctor, and say: 32 00:03:34,849 --> 00:03:38,063 "Doctor, I suck! You've gotta help me!" 33 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,319 That would be cool. 34 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,247 It's that dude... 35 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:47,873 It's that Boy chick. 36 00:03:56,437 --> 00:04:00,374 - What a dork! - Yeah, yeah... really. 37 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,732 Oh, I know what this is. 38 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:12,827 This is one of those things where a bunch of rich people get together 39 00:04:12,828 --> 00:04:15,480 and ask for money. 40 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:16,835 It's one of those things. 41 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:24,116 I don't think this is a video. 42 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:26,378 Really? What is it? 43 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,892 I don't know. 44 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,637 This is too cool to be a video. 45 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:42,922 I think it's one of those, uh, stool logs. 46 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:45,837 Stools are cool. 47 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:55,159 On, Dasher! On, Comet! On, Cupid! 48 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,638 Check it out. 49 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:18,333 - Wood. - Yeah, yeah. Wood. 50 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:25,903 Log. 51 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,767 - Penis. - What? 52 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:38,325 Penis. I was just, you know, making conversation. 53 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,016 Oh yeah. 54 00:05:43,244 --> 00:05:44,553 Butt. 55 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:51,512 Wiener. 56 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,056 That was cool. 57 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:12,825 - Look at that guy. - Yeah. Really. 58 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:16,570 - Is he wearing a mask? - Yeah, his mask sucks. 59 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,214 What's this? 60 00:06:26,921 --> 00:06:30,222 - This sucks! - Come on Butt-Head, keep changing it. 61 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:38,376 What the hell is this garbage? 62 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,554 This sucks. 63 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:50,282 How come Christmas music always sucks? 64 00:06:51,182 --> 00:06:53,313 Because it's, like, not very good. 65 00:06:54,906 --> 00:06:57,515 - Hey Beavis. - What? 66 00:06:57,930 --> 00:06:59,594 What is Christmas? 67 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:03,362 It's the celebration of the birth of our lord Jesus Christ. 68 00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:08,001 What? Hey Beavis, what did you just say? 69 00:07:08,002 --> 00:07:12,331 - What? I didn't say anything. - Yeah you did! 70 00:07:12,526 --> 00:07:16,926 I asked you what Christmas was and you, like, said a bunch of stuff really fast. 71 00:07:16,950 --> 00:07:19,572 What are you talking about, Butt-Head? I didn't say anything. 72 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,647 How come that they always play this music that sucks around Christmas? 73 00:07:34,355 --> 00:07:37,254 'cause, buttmunch, it's Christmas music. 74 00:07:37,358 --> 00:07:40,394 So? Why do they have to play it around Christmas? 75 00:07:40,394 --> 00:07:41,630 Yeah, really. 76 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,304 It's like, you'd think they want to play something cool at Christmas. 77 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,646 Yeah, yeah. Really. 78 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:55,543 But like, some of the Christmas songs have pretty cool names... 79 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,699 like, that thing about the "buttcracker". 80 00:08:00,281 --> 00:08:01,495 And Jingle Balls. 81 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:04,922 Deck the Balls. 82 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:29,737 What's this? This is pretty cool. 83 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:38,182 - Who are these guys? - They look kinda like turds! 84 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,307 Turds are cool. 85 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,167 If turds could talk, what would they say? 86 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:02,943 They'd say: I don't like being a turd! Being a turd sucks! 87 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,292 It's like, you gotta, like, try to swim in the toilet, 88 00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:06,711 and then you like, get flushed down, 89 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,449 and then you go through the pipes, and then you go out to the ocean! 90 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,751 - And then there's like, sharks and stuff! - Shut up Beavis! 91 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,587 Turds don't drown. They float! 92 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,901 Those giraffes are pretty cool. 93 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:30,259 I like the turds better though. 94 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,567 Would you feel bad about flushing a talking turd? 95 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:41,548 No way! I'd say: "Drown, you fecal matter!" 96 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:58,894 - This song is pretty cool. - Yeah, yeah, it sounds like Ozzy. 97 00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:43,057 That was cool. 98 00:10:49,421 --> 00:10:52,098 Yes, yes, "Christmas in Hollis"! 99 00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:55,150 This is cool. 100 00:11:07,021 --> 00:11:08,680 These guys are cool. 101 00:11:10,845 --> 00:11:13,092 Hey Butt-Head, where is Hollis? 102 00:11:15,569 --> 00:11:19,183 It's like, one of those places, like Seattle, where stuff is cool. 103 00:11:20,593 --> 00:11:23,979 - Really? - Yeah. 104 00:11:38,221 --> 00:11:42,121 - What's wrong with that elf? - He be illin'. 105 00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:47,000 Check it out, Butt-Head: 106 00:11:47,245 --> 00:11:49,490 It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens. 107 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,845 Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens. 108 00:11:51,869 --> 00:11:57,069 Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese and tacos and nachos... 109 00:11:57,070 --> 00:12:00,889 Shut up Beavis, those aren't the words. 110 00:12:01,493 --> 00:12:05,107 Sorry about that, I was like, hungry or something. 111 00:12:10,121 --> 00:12:13,871 Hey Butt-Head, how come rappers don't wear these big gold chains anymore? 112 00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:19,263 You dumbass. That's 'cause these guys are like, kicking it old school. 113 00:12:20,369 --> 00:12:25,781 - Kicking it, kick him, kick, kick! Kick! - Cut it out Beavis. What are you doing? 114 00:12:26,493 --> 00:12:28,248 Oh yeah, sorry man. 115 00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,897 Christmas would be cool, if it was like this. 116 00:12:39,136 --> 00:12:41,045 Yeah, yeah, This is cool. 117 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:46,341 - What's wrong with that guy? - He's like, a munchkin. 118 00:12:48,465 --> 00:12:50,531 An assmunchkin. 119 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:55,774 An assmunchkin! 120 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,525 I just, like, thought up a Christmas joke. 121 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,838 Check this out. 122 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,843 How come Rudolph's nose is red? 123 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:21,382 - Why? - 'cause it's bloody. 124 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,501 That was pretty funny. 125 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,765 I got one too. Check it out. 126 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,318 How come Santa's outfit is red? 127 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,803 Why? 128 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,015 'cause it's bloody. 129 00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:45,926 - That is not funny, Beavis. - Yeah it is! 130 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,859 See, it's like, it's-it's bloody because, like, 131 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,930 Rudolph got his nose on it 132 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,979 and Rudolph's nose is red 'cause it was bloody. 133 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:57,131 - That's funny. - Oh yeah. 134 00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:05,508 Coming up next... Beavis and Butt-Head sharing a Christmas burrito! 135 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,705 Tell another one of those Christmas jokes. 136 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,290 Here is one... 137 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,829 Santa Claus has this big sack. 138 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,613 Look at this. 139 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:58,074 - Cool! He's singing on the toilet! - Yeah. That's pretty cool. 140 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,995 Whoa, check out that skull! 141 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:17,406 That skull is cool. Is that, like, the skull of Santa? 142 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,225 - Does that mean he's dead? - Yeah, yeah. 143 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,394 I wonder what they did with his other bones. 144 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,249 Really. 145 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:37,212 - Hey, this video sucks! - Yeah, it's sickening. 146 00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:46,375 I think this is, like, a movie. 147 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,757 It sucks. 148 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:54,613 - I think it's pretty cool. - Yeah, it is a pretty cool movie. 149 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,076 It's better than most Christmas movies. 150 00:15:58,982 --> 00:16:01,230 Like that one, how was it called... 151 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,217 "The wonderful life". 152 00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:07,537 Oh yeah. That's that movie where everything sucks. 153 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:13,772 Or how about that... "The grunge that stole Christmas"? 154 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,861 That's pretty cool. 155 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,244 Yeah, except that at the end he becomes a wuss. 156 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,933 Oh yeah, yeah, That sucks. 157 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:25,885 You know that Christmas movie where that dude, finds that, like, gold ticket 158 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:30,023 inside that piece of chocolate, and then he like, goes to this big factory 159 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,148 where everything is really cool, and there's 160 00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,231 little elves and they, like, go on go on: 161 00:16:36,897 --> 00:16:38,250 That was cool. 162 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,155 That ruled. 163 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,354 Then remember there was that chick with her little dog, Scroto? 164 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,616 And then they like, go and they crush that wicked bitch with their house. 165 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,316 And they got those flying monkeys... 166 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,787 Then, like, that Willy Wanker dude, asks to get back to his home planet... 167 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,975 Then Augustus Gloop dies in that big bowl of chocolate. 168 00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:11,015 Chocolate is cool. 169 00:17:27,185 --> 00:17:29,351 This guy seems pretty cool. 170 00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:48,606 Look at his nose. 171 00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:54,137 I bet this guy could pick his nose with his big toe. 172 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,652 Yeah, yeah. That's cool. I do that sometimes. 173 00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:02,904 Oh yeah? That's pretty cool. 174 00:18:11,881 --> 00:18:14,228 - Hey Beavis. - What? 175 00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:20,379 If you eat your own boogers, does that make you, like, one of those cannibists? 176 00:18:21,329 --> 00:18:26,556 Yeah, it makes you one of those, one of those... cannilbulsists. 177 00:18:28,253 --> 00:18:30,693 How come boogers don't, like, stink? 178 00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:37,359 I mean, it's like, they look ugly, so it's like, you think they would stink. 179 00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,690 Actually, I think they look pretty cool. 180 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,285 Is this Sting? 181 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,801 No way, Beavis. Sting sucks! 182 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,019 This guy's cool! 183 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:23,061 - This dude stutters! - Yeah, yeah, that's cool. 184 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:32,707 Santa Claus looks like one of those biker dudes! 185 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:38,237 Yeah, except he's got that sled and that dorky outfit. 186 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,218 How does Santa Claus get those reindeer to fly? 187 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,113 Because he beats the crap out of them with a whip! 188 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,950 Maybe he's pretty cool. 189 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,254 This guy is pretty cool. 190 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,133 This guy is pretty cool. 191 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,978 That was co-co-co-co-co-cool! 192 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,866 How come Santa Claus has that stupid laugh? 193 00:21:02,232 --> 00:21:04,552 Where he goes: ho-ho-ho! 194 00:21:04,592 --> 00:21:06,883 Yeah, yeah. That's stupid. 195 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:11,792 That's really stupid. 196 00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:17,881 People don't go: ho-ho-ho. I go: huh-huh-huh. 197 00:21:17,881 --> 00:21:21,881 They don't go: ho-ho-ho. They go: heh-heh-heh-heh. 198 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,562 Fight! Who is he talking about fighting, Butt-Head? 199 00:21:35,856 --> 00:21:38,919 - That chick. - Really? Whoa. 200 00:21:49,456 --> 00:21:52,988 Hey Butt-Head, how come they're gonna fight? Fight, fight! 201 00:21:55,156 --> 00:21:58,055 Because it's like, he wants her to give him something 202 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,012 'cause it's Christmas and everything. 203 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:06,464 - You mean like, video games or something? - No, Beavis! 204 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:23,518 Yes! Fight! Fight! Fight! 205 00:22:25,556 --> 00:22:26,965 This is cool. 206 00:22:34,256 --> 00:22:39,152 - They're like, choking each other. - Yeah, yeah, this is cool! 207 00:22:40,656 --> 00:22:45,586 Yes, hit him! Hit him! Hey, did you see that Butt-Head? Did you see that? 208 00:22:48,113 --> 00:22:49,413 It was cool. 209 00:22:50,856 --> 00:22:53,488 Like, she hit him because he didn't give her anything. 210 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,538 Christmas specials suck. 211 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,939 They always make those dumb Christmas special. 212 00:23:13,026 --> 00:23:15,787 And then it gets like: We're running, we're running, we're running! 213 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,194 I wonder if "Cops" is gonna do a Christmas special. 214 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:25,631 "You have the right to remain silent, and it'll be used against you!" 215 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:29,401 "And we have the right to kick your ass". 216 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,237 Christmas is cool. 16439

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