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[DOOR CREAKS]
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[CAT SCREECHES]
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OH, MY!
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IS THIS CRAZY, OR WHAT?
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HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE?
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IT WAS HIDDEN.
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I WAS DOWN IN THE
BASEMENT CHANGING A FUSE.
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I MOVED THIS BOOK, THE
WHOLE WALL SWUNG OPEN.
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"THE JOY OF ELDERLY SEX."
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YOU'LL THANK ME ONE DAY.
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WHOA! IT LOOKS LIKE NO
ONE'S BEEN IN HERE FOR YEARS!
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IT'D BE A PERFECT PLACE TO
HAVE YOUR HAUNTED HOUSE.
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WE ALWAYS HAVE IT
AT PETE AND BERG'S.
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I ALREADY RIGGED THE
REFRIGERATOR TO SAY,
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"GET... OUT!"
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AND THE BATHROOM
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
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HELP ME FIND A LIGHT SWITCH.
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WHO DO YOU THINK ALL
THIS STUFF BELONGS TO?
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"PROPERTY OF ED."
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NO, IT CAN'T BE!
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WHAT? WHAT CAN'T BE?
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MY GRANDPA USED TO TELL ME
STORIES ABOUT A GUY NAMED ED.
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W-WHO WAS ED?
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ED WAS A PROMISING
YOUNG NEUROSURGEON...
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LIVED IN BOSTON SOME
HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
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STORY IS, HE SPENT
EVERY NIGHT IN HIS LAB,
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DOING... REALLY BAD STUFF.
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YOU SUCK AT SCARY STORIES.
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I'M NOT DONE.
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ONE NIGHT, AN ANGRY MOB
DESCENDED UPON ED'S LABORATORY,
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DESTROYING ED'S WORK!
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AAAH!
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COOL.
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LEGEND HAS IT, HE STILL WAITS...
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NO, LURKS... NO,
NO, NO, WAITS...
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READY TO TAKE HIS
BLOODY REVENGE!
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[Laughing] OOOOH, THIS IS SCARY!
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[MACHINERY HUMMING]
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WHOA!
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THIS PLACE IS AMAZING!
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OF COURSE WE HAVE TO HAVE
THE HAUNTED HOUSE HERE!
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THE KIDS WILL BE
TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE!
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OH, YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE SUCH A GREAT MOM.
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[HUMMING STOPS]
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[CHUCKLING]
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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BERG, MAYBE WE SHOULD
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KEEP THE HAUNTED HOUSE UP HERE
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I MEAN, THE BASEMENT
MIGHT SCARE THE... THE KIDS.
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THAT'S OKAY, PETEY,
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YOU CAN SLEEP WITH
ME AND ASHLEY TONIGHT.
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HEY, GUYS. YOU GOT EVERYTHING?
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BRAINS... EYEBALLS.
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BERG, YOU WORK AT A HOSPITAL.
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YOU COULDN'T HAVE
GOTTEN REAL EYEBALLS?
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I TRIED, BUT A BLIND
KID BEAT ME TO THEM.
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HEY.
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HEY, BABY, HOW WAS THE HOSPITAL?
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ECH! I WAS IN THE E.R. ALL DAY.
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YOU'RE WORKING ON HALLOWEEN?
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I THOUGHT YOU'D BE SPENDING
TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY IN SALEM.
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GEE...
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IT'S NICE TO SEE MY SPELL TO
TURN YOU INTO A WITLESS TURD
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HAS TAKEN EFFECT.
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WE GOT TO GET STARTED
ON THE BLOOD PUNCH
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BEFORE JOHNNY GETS BACK.
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I STILL NEED TO FIGURE
OUT MY COSTUME.
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WHY DON'T YOU BORROW
SOME OF PETE'S PANTS?
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YOU CAN GO AS A KID WITH
A RECENT GROWTH SPURT.
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OR YOU COULD PUT
ON ASHLEY'S PANTS
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AND GO AS A REAL MAN.
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HEY!
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I'M SORRY, MAN. I
WAS AIMING FOR HER.
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WOW! LOOK AT THAT LIGHTNING!
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YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY...
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ALL YEAR LONG YOU TELL KIDS,
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"WHATEVER YOU DO,
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DON'T TAKE CANDY
FROM STRANGERS."
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COME ON, ASHLEY, GET
IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT.
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HALLOWEEN'S ABOUT COMING
TOGETHER AS A COMMUNITY
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TO SCARE THE HELL
OUT OF 8-YEAR-OLDS
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WHO PEE THEIR AQUAMAN COSTUMES.
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SOMEONE JUMPED OUT AT ME.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS.
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THERE IS NOTHING
SCARY ABOUT HALLOWEEN.
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WHY ARE YOU SO
DOWN ON HALLOWEEN?
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IS IT ALL THOSE LITTLE
GIRLS DRESSING UP LIKE YOU?
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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IRENE! WHAT'S WRONG?
WHY WERE YOU SCREAMING?
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WAS I SCREAMING?
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I MUST HAVE BEEN
THINKING OUT LOUD.
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OH, WELL.
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TRICK OR TREAT! GUESS WHAT I AM!
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A DANGER TO YOURSELF?
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SOMEONE'S A HALLOWEENIE MEANIE!
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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE
HAVING A HAUNTED HOUSE.
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WE'RE SETTING IT UP IN THE
BASEMENT, BUT IT'S NOT READY.
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SO I'LL JUST HANG OUT
HERE WITH THE WHOLE GANG!
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THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!
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OH, OKAY!
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TELL YOU WHAT...
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I GIVE YOU PERMISSION
TO GO DOWN THERE
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AND HAVE YOUR VERY
OWN SNEAK PREVIEW.
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YOU THINK THERE'S A MAN CRAZY
ENOUGH FOR HER OUT THERE?
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[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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AFTER YOU.
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WHAT, ARE YOU SCARED?
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NO, I'M NOT SCARED!
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SCARED... I-I'M
JUST BEING POLITE.
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REALLY?
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YOU'RE... YOU'RE IN A DAMP...
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GLOOMY... RAT-INFESTED BASEMENT
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ON A DARK... [THUNDER CRASHES]
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STORMY... HALLOWEEN NIGHT.
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YOU'RE NOT SCARED?
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YOU SHOULD BE.
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ASHLEY, IF YOU'RE HERE...
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WHO'S RUNNING HELL?
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[DOOR CREAKS]
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Oh, God!
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WOW, THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
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I IMAGINE YOU WERE GROWN
IN A LAB MUCH LIKE THIS.
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BUT, UH, I THINK WE
SHOULD GO BACK UPSTAIRS.
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YOU'RE LIKE THE LITTLE
SISTER I NEVER HAD.
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[DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES]
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OOH! LOOK!
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A SKIL SAW WITH BLOOD ON IT.
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SHARON'S SUCH A SICKO!
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IT'S NOT A SKIL SAW...
I-IT SAYS, UH, "SKULL SAW."
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[SAW WHIRS]
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ARE YOU THE CATERER?
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EEEH... WHAT WAS THAT?
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MAYBE MRS. ABERNATHY'S LISTENING
TO THE RADIO IN THE TUB AGAIN.
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[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE ASHLEY GETTING
INTO THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT.
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THAT WAS PETE.
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WILL YOU PUT THAT
DISGUSTING BOOK BACK?
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[GRUNTING]
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[CHUCKLES ][CHUCKLES]
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I DON'T KNOW. ALL I REMEMBER...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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MY VOICE... SOMETHING'S
WRONG WITH MY VOICE.
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WELL, YOU SOUND FINE.
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YEAH. HOW'D YOU GUYS
GET TIED UP IN THE CHAIR?
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I DON'T KNOW. ASK THE
WITCH YOU'RE DATING.
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YOU ARE THE WITCHI'M DATING.
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BERG, I HAVE A HEADACHE.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
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YO! ENDORA! TALK
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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WOULD YOU PIPE DOWN,
PETE? MY HEAD IS THROBBING.
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AND MY VOICE SOUNDS ODD.
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WHAT WAS... WHAT WAS THE
LAST THING YOU REMEMBER?
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WELL, YOU WERE BEING A
BIG BABY, AND THEN WE CAME...
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OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MY GOD!
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THE CATERER!
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THE CATERER MUST HAVE
SWITCHED OUR BRAINS!
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[LAUGHS] VERY FUNNY, GUYS.
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KEEP IT UP, AND WE'LL
LEAVE YOU STRAPPED IN.
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YOU SEE? YOU SEE?
I TOLD YOU, ASHLEY!
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I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT
TO COME IN HERE, BUT NO!
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"YOU'RE THE LITTLE
SISTER I NEVER HAD."
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NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!
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HOW DID YOU GUYS
GET STRAPPED IN THIS?
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THE GUY WAS EASY,
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BUT THE GIRL PUT
UP QUITE A FIGHT.
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[SAW WHIRS]
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SHARON, CREATE A
DIVERSION WHILE I RUN.
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[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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WHO ARE YOU?
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ED.
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SEE? "ED."
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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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I-I-I-I'M DOING IT FOR REVENGE!
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BUT W-W-WE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING TO YOU.
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OKAY... SO "REVENGE"
IS THE WRONG WORD.
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IS MY MOTIVATION SO IMPORTANT?
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EWW!
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WHAT'S THAT BLACK
SPOT ON HER BRAIN?
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SHE MUST HAVE
SMOKED MARIJUANA ONCE.
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DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS!
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WANNA SEE SOMETHING FUNNY?
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[LAUGHS]
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THAT GETS ME EVERY TIME!
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Ashley... WHAT?
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Shh! Shh! Shh!
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If you have a hairpin,
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I think I can get
us out of here.
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My God, Pete, are
you always this gassy?
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I had broccoli.
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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[GASPS]
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I'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
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I'M A GENIUS!
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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WHERE'S MY RING?
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LUCKY TO RUN INTO YOU.
JUYOU'RE A LIFESAVER..
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I'M A PEOPLE PERSON.
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YOU KNOW,
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO
FREEZE YOURSELF,
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YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A
LOT MORE DRY ICE THAN THAT.
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NO, IT'S FOR THE PUNCH BOWL.
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OH! THEN YOU'RE FINE!
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SO, UM... WHAT DO YOU DO?
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I-I DON'T THINK
YOU'D BE INTERESTED.
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IT'S KIND OF CEREBRAL.
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I DON'T KNOW... I'M A PRETTY
OPEN-MINDED PERSON.
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WELL, MAYBE I COULD
COME BACK LATER
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TO PICK YOUR BRAIN.
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LATER.
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WHAT A NICE GUY.
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HEY, GUYS! YOU DOWN HERE?
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[DOOR CREAKS]
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HEY... WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'?
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OH, JOHNNY, THANK
GOD YOU'RE HERE!
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A MAD SCIENTIST
SWITCHED ALL OUR BRAINS!
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[CHUCKLES]
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WITH WHAT?
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WITH EACH OTHER'S! DUH!
NOW GET US OUT OF HERE!
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SHARON, IS THIS
SOME KIND OF PRANK?
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[Feminine voice] JOHNNY,
HONEY? HONEY, JOHNNY?
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I'M OVER HERE.
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
PETE, HELP ME OUT.
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OVER HERE.
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HELLO-O-O-O!
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AND I GUESS THAT
WOULD MAKE YOU ASHLEY.
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YES, I'M ASHLEY. WHAT IS
SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!
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TRICK-OR-TREATERS ARE
ALREADY STARTING TO ARRIVE!
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JOHNNY...
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CAN'T YOU TELL
THAT IT'S REALLY ME?
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LOOK, YOU GUYS, IF
YOU'RE JUST GONNA...
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JOHNNY!
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HONEY?
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HI, BABY.
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WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE.
241
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,260
AND TELL THEM WHAT?
242
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,430
"SOMEBODY SWAPPED OUR BRAINS"?
243
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,967
AND GET THAT STUPID
LOOK OFF MY FACE!
244
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,471
AAH! AAH!
245
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,305
IT'S JUST ME! I CAN
FIX EVERYTHING!
246
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:58,643
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! YOU
ARE SO GOOD WITH YOUR HANDS.
247
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,356
ALL RIGHT, THERE'S SHARON.
248
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,180
SHARON IS BERG.
249
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,681
YOU'RE PETE.
250
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,416
WHERE'S ASHLEY?
251
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,784
GUESS WHAT?
252
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I JUST PEED STANDING UP.
253
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,256
OKAY! PROBLEM SOLVED!
254
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,992
THE PROBLEM IS NOT SOLVED!
255
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,326
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME!
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00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,562
I HAVE BREASTS!
AND A THONG! AND...
257
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,463
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
258
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N-N-N-NO!
259
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OKAY!
260
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,548
PETE, ASHLEY, IN THE KITCHEN!
261
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,315
SHARON, BERG, IN
THE LIVING ROOM!
262
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,574
BERG, GET YOUR HANDS
OUT OF YOUR POCKETS!
263
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,684
WHAT?!
264
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:45,389
I KNEW I WAS
GOOD-LOOKIN', BUT DAMN!
265
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,259
THAT MIRROR WAS MODEST!
266
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,065
PETE, WHAT'S WRONG?
267
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,001
I-I'M JUST SO
UNCOMFORTABLE IN YOUR BODY!
268
00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,471
I'M IRRITABLE... BLOATED.
269
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,641
OH, YEAH. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
270
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:12,016
OH, MY GOD!
271
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,519
AND YOU ARE GOING
TO BE IN NO MOOD
272
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,087
TO GO TO WORK ON MONDAY.
273
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,266
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! MY NEW JOB!
274
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,024
AND MY BOSS IS SUCH A DOG,
275
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,626
AND WITH MY LUCK
HE'LL HAVE BAD TASTE.
276
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,229
PUT A CORK IN IT. I
HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS.
277
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,765
YOU SHOULD BUY SOME BOXERS,
OR YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE KIDS.
278
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,340
OOPS! LOOK! A BRUISE!
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00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,077
STOP THAT.
280
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:43,347
I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO'S NOT
GOIN' TO THE BEACH THIS SUMMER!
281
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,818
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY! RELAX! RELAX!
282
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,754
LET'S CALM DOWN!
283
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,200
I JUST GOTTA
THINK! I GOTTA THINK!
284
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,792
YOU KNOW, I JUST
REALIZED SOMETHING.
285
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,027
WHAT?
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00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,964
I HAVE, LIKE, THE
BEST COSTUME EVER!
287
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,113
Sharon: BERG? WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
288
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,937
I WANT TO TRY IT OUT!
289
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,332
I'LL STOP BY THE WOMEN'S GYM
FOR A LITTLE STEAM-BATH SOCIAL.
290
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:13,144
FOR ONCE, I CAN SIT IN A
ROOMFUL OF NAKED BABES
291
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,846
WITHOUT REROUTIN'
THE OL' BLOOD SUPPLY!
292
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:19,617
JOHNNY, STOP ME!
I'LL GET A REPUTATION!
293
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,452
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
294
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:24,622
[Panting] OH, MY GOD!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
295
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:27,558
WHAT IF WE NEVER GET
OUT OF THESE BODIES?!
296
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,195
WHAT IF WE ARE TRAPPED THIS
WAY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES?!
297
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,563
[PANTING]
298
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:39,404
DAMN YOUR BODY! IT CAN'T CRY!
299
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,585
JOHNNY? HONEY, I'M SCARED.
300
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,575
WHOA, WHOA! THERE, THERE!
301
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:52,483
JUST, UH, WALK IT OFF.
302
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,418
JOHNNY!
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00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,755
BE SWEET TO ME!
304
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,194
JOHNNY, SHE'S
SCARED. SHE NEEDS YOU.
305
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,728
GO TO HER.
306
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,911
I-I NEED A BEER.
307
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,080
OH, YEAH. THAT'LL
FIX EVERYTHING.
308
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,838
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
309
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,373
DO YOU LOVE ME
FOR MY MIND, OR IS IT...
310
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,142
THE WAY I LOOK?
311
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,345
WELL, OF COURSE, I
LOVE YOU FOR YOUR...
312
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,946
JOHNNY!
313
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,682
AAH! YOUR MIND! YOUR MIND!
314
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,852
[Laughs] ATTABOY!
315
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,354
'CAUSE THERE WASWAY NO
316
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:34,025
YOU WERE GETTIN'
A PIECE OF THIS!
317
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:40,197
YOU KNOW, JOHNNY, IF
YOU REALLY LOVED HER...
318
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,733
YOU'D KISS HER.
319
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,505
ARE YOU HELPING?!
320
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,318
CAN'T A GIRL HAVE A LITTLE FUN?
321
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,744
[SIGHS]
322
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,846
THAT'S OKAY, BABY. YOU
DON'T HAVE TO KISS ME.
323
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,733
I MEAN, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
324
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,689
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
325
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,634
AAAH!
326
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,974
THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK!
327
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,509
WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO SWITCH YOUR BRAINS BACK
328
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,878
USING THAT CONTRAPTION!
329
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,313
BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING
GOES WRONG?
330
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,356
[Voice breaking] THAT'S A
CHANCE I'M WILLING TO TAKE.
331
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:44,661
ATTACH THESE THINGIES
TO THAT THINGY...
332
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:48,199
THESE THINGIES TO THAT THINGY...
333
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,702
AND ATTACH THIS
DOODAD RIGHT HERE...
334
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:56,840
AND THEN, UH...
THROW THIS SWITCH.
335
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,876
OR THIS SWITCH.
336
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,013
OH, WHAT THE HELL.
IT'S PETE AND ASHLEY.
337
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,481
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
338
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,422
YOU GUYS OKAY? DID IT WORK?
339
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:16,660
WAIT A MINUTE... I CAN'T TELL!
340
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,032
OKAY, OKAY. TIME TO
HIT BERG AND SHARON.
341
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:25,402
JUST HURRY UP BEFORE
THAT CRAZY GUY COMES BACK.
342
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,938
SHARON, HONEY, SWEETIE?
343
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:29,473
I'M GONNA PUT YOUR
BRAIN RIGHT THERE.
344
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,009
NOW I'LL TAKE BERG'S BRAIN...
345
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,348
[LAUGHS][ LAUGHS]
346
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,755
DO IT AGAIN.
347
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,063
DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
348
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,269
[High-pitched voice] OKAY, STOP.
349
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,018
COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND
HERE? MY HANDS ARE FULL.
350
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,075
YEAH, YEAH.
351
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,754
SHARON! SHARON! COME ON!
352
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,411
UPSY-DAISY!
353
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:12,516
A SEVERED HEAD IS NO
REASON NOT TO BE A LADY!
354
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,752
IS THE CEREBRAL CORTEX LINING
UP WITH THE SPINAL COLUMN?
355
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:19,390
SURE.
356
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:22,026
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
357
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,421
HEY, I PUT YOUR BOOKSHELF
TOGETHER, DIDN'T I?
358
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,065
JOHNNY! THE CRAZY
GUY! STAY AWAY FROM US!
359
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,678
YOU'RE BRAIN-SWITCHING ED?!
360
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,702
THAT'S ME!
361
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,436
OF COURSE, I DO OTHER THINGS,
362
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,672
BUT I'M PRETTY MUCH
FOCUSED ON THAT RIGHT NOW.
363
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,742
REMEMBER YOU PROMISED
I COULD PICK YOUR BRAIN?
364
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,278
[SAW WHIRS]
365
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,651
[WHIRRING STOPS]
366
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,920
WHAT THE... HA HA!
367
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:50,921
YAAA!
368
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:51,922
WH-O-O-O-A!
369
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,690
PETE! THROW THAT SWITCH!
370
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,494
A-A-A-AH!
371
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,800
YOU GUYS DID IT! YOU
ELECTROCUTED HIM!
372
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:03,800
THANK GOD!
373
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,069
ANY CALLS WHILE I WAS OUT?
374
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,824
AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!
375
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,506
WE KILLED YOU!
376
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,875
ACTUALLY, WRONG SWITCH.
377
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,430
HE JUST TURNED
ON MY NIGHT LIGHT.
378
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,914
IT CAN GET SPOOKY DOWN HERE.
379
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,950
OKAY! HOW ABOUT THIS SWITCH?
380
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,185
OHHH, YEAH!
381
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,387
THAT'S THE ONE!
382
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,291
Johnny: WATCH OUT!!
383
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,559
[SARCOPHAGUS THUDS]
384
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,532
WELL, I GUESS I WON'T BE
GETTING THAT BARRETTE BACK.
385
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,341
LET'S JUST WAITYS, YOU WANNA GO
FOR SHARON TO GET BACK. TO EAT?
386
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,777
GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU,
JOHNNY. YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
387
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,332
YEAH, IT'S GREAT HAVING
EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL.
388
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,850
HEY, SHARON.
389
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,620
HI, GUYS!
390
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,287
HEY.
391
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,790
OOH! SHARON, YOU NEED TO SHAVE.
392
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,158
I JUST DID!
393
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:03,660
APPARENTLY, I'M PART GREEK.
394
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:07,731
I GUESS YOU DO REALLY
LOVE ME FORMY MIND.
395
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,832
YEAH.
396
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,569
OOH-HOO! YOU'RE SO STRONG!
397
00:21:15,569 --> 00:21:19,569
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