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Come on, Pete!
It's just ten bucks!
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You want the money...
You get the lecture.
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Fine... fine. Go ahead.
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Okay.
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What did the ant do, and
what did the grasshopper do?
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The ant saved his bread crumbs.
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PETE: Uh-huh.
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And the grasshopper?
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He played.
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He played! He played!
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And when winter time
came, who was better off?
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Pete Dunville.
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That's right! Pete Dunville.
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And that's why I have nearly
300 dollars in my bank account,
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and you have next to nothin'.
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Thank you.
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By the way, this came for
you. I opened it by accident.
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They're, uh, they're
calling in your student loan
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for 42,000 dollars.
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Thanks for the ten.
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Hey, look, look! A
limo just pulled up.
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Oh, it's Johnny.
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He's driving a limo
part-time for some extra cash.
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It's awesome.
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When he's off duty, we get
to play "Easy Prom Date."
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Ooh!
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Hi, sweetie.
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Hey, baby.
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Mwah!
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This is, uh, for you, for later.
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Oh... [Laughs]
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Well, how about
tonight, for a change,
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you wear the corsage,
and I'll be the driver?
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[Laughs]
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Hey, Johnny, you are just
doing this for the money, right?
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It's not so you can wear
that really goofy hat?
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I know what you
mean. It's a stupid job.
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I got to dress up
in this monkey suit.
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Drive some stuffed shirt around,
for what? A lousy 100 bucks?
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A 100 bucks?
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Oh, why don't you get
Pete a job with you?
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Well, I'm sure Pete doesn't...
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Yeah, he would! Give me the hat!
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Hey, guys. Have you
seen Ashley around?
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No.
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- Has she at least...?
- No.
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- But...
- No!
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- You looking for Ashley?
- Yeah.
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I haven't seen her.
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First, she drops this bomb on me
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about her
long-distance boyfriend,
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and now she's hiding from me.
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This is just like when Meg
Ryan wouldn't talk to Billy Crystal
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in "When Harry met Sally."
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, what happened?
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He was everything she
thought she hated in a man.
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And he kept hounding
her, bothering her,
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making her life a
living, breathing hell
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until he finally just
broke her spirit.
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Oh, God, it was so romantic.
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[Chuckles]
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Hey, you know what?
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I really agree with
Billy Crystals' theory
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that men and women can't
be friends without having sex.
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So, wh... what
exactly are you saying?
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying, I'm
saying, I'm saying...
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I'm saying...
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Look, something shiny.
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Jessica, listen...
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If it's about Ashley, I don't
want to get in the middle of it.
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Look at me, okay?
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I can't eat. I can't
sleep. I'm a wreck.
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I mean, sure, I still look
good, but that's just genetics.
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Look, I need your
help, all right?
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- She's at her gym.
- Thank you!
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[Groans]
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- Ashley.
- Hey, Berg.
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Where you been?
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You've been
avoiding me all week.
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No, I haven't been avoiding you.
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Now, um, please don't follow me.
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Listen, we need
to talk about this.
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- No, I can't.
- Why?
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If I talk to you, then...
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then you're gonna make
one of your dumb jokes.
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And... and then you gonna give
me one of those pathetic looks
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with... those big,
brown, puppy-dog eyes.
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It's, it's like you
make me feel like...
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You, you, you make
me feel... Like...
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- dancing?
- [Sighs]
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There. Stop that.
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Why are you fighting this?
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Because, Berg, I have
had something with Justin
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for three years.
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I... I can't just throw that
all away on something
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that might turn out to be...
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The... love of your life.
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Or a short-lived fling.
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I... At least, with
Justin I know it's real.
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Oh, oh, you mean
real, like, how he notices
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the way you eat
your pizza crust first?
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Or, uh...
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Or, or how you wear
your, your red sweatshirt
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inside out to hide coffee
stain on the shoulder?
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Or ma... maybe, uh...
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The way you slip
off your right shoe
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when you're taking a test
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and you just let it... let it
dangle back and forth...
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Back and forth...
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You noticed that?
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That's why I
failed our last quiz.
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And I suppose Justin's
more real than me
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because he found you first.
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But I have just one
question for you, Ashley.
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If what you have is so real,
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how can he be away
from you for five months,
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when I can't stand to be
away from you for five minutes?
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This is so unfair.
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I... I don't think
this is a good idea.
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I think it is.
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Damn.
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I was hoping it
wouldn't be that good.
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Okay, I got to go.
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Yes!
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Here we are, Ma'am.
Bayside Country Club.
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Oh, I dread these
charity events.
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Same-old crusty blue-hairs.
Same-old prime rib.
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Mmm... I love prime rib.
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Really?
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Well, maybe you would
like to join me for a nibble?
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Oh, Mrs. Ryecart, are
you flirting with me?
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I'm harmless.
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There'll be a
big tip in it for ya.
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Really?
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Plus, you have nice shoulders.
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And if you stand up,
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I can see what
your butt looks like.
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Here's the iron.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you're not going to use
it to make grilled cheese?
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No.
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So, you're still drivin'?
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It must have gone
pretty well last night.
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Yeah, I made 300 bucks.
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Whoa! How many
people did you drive?
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Uh, just one. She was
a rich, lonely widow.
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A rich, very generous,
lonely, lonely widow,
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who was happy to have somebody
to share a conversation with...
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And a waltz.
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You waltzed with her?
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Yeah, and a couple of tangos.
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And she tipped you 300 dollars?
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Yeah.
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My, God, Pete.
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You're a hooker!
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It was completely
innocent. And, besides...
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I am free to spend time
with whoever I want,
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at whatever price
the market will bear.
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Hey, guys.
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No, we haven't seen her.
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Well, that's okay. I have.
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I, uh, caught up
to her last night.
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We... we talked a little
and... and then we kissed.
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- No way.
- [Gasps]
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Yes, way.
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Oh, finally. Oh, God!
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Oh, oh, I'm so happy for you!
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Everybody's in love!
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You and Ashley. Me and Johnny.
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Pete and his tricks.
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Clients. They're called clients.
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You know, it...
it... it was amazing.
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It was... it was everything
I thought it would be.
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It was exciting. It
was passionate...
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Right up until she ran away.
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Well, you need to get
over to Ashley's right now.
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Why is that?
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'Cause she's feeling
guilty for that kiss.
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God, if I know her,
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she's sitting at home right now
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thinking about
her poor boyfriend
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and how she betrayed him.
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Wh... wh... what should I do?
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Do, do what Richard
Gere did in "Pretty Woman."
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Get dressed up.
Get two dozen roses.
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And show up at her
building in a limousine.
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You think that'll work?
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Every woman wants the fantasy.
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Give her the fantasy, Berg!
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Pete...
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Will you drive the fantasy?
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[Laughs]
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I can't. I can't.
I'm fully booked.
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All right, fine, fine.
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But nobody laughs if Mrs.
Ryecart calls me "kitten."
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[Knocking at door]
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[Birds chirping]
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Thanks, kitten.
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How do I look?
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Oh, you put Richard
Gere to shame.
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- Look, I'm shaking.
- All right, all right.
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Calm down, okay?
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All right, now, knock her dead.
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Okay.
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Ashley?
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Pete, when are we
gonna get going?
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All right, all right.
In a minute, Marge.
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My friends are getting
a little impatient.
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Hi! Okay, girls, look...
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I told you it would
just be a few minutes,
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then we're off to
the gambling barge.
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All right, watch your faces.
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Ashley!
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Ashley!
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Would you shut up?
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Excuse me, but this is
a private conversation.
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Ashley!
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Berg... BERG: Jessica.
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I need... I need to
speak with Ashley.
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She's not home.
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Well, are you being serious,
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or are you just
covering for her?
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I'm betting she's covering.
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Berg, I really,
really don't want
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to get in the middle of this.
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That's it! I'm coming up
there, and nothing can stop me!
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Would you mind buzzing me in?
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Look, I'm not supposed
to say anything,
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but she left town this morning.
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What... what do you mean?
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She was really upset. She...
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She went to Oxford.
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Why?
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To... see someone.
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Someone?
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You... you mean her boyfriend?
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Sorry, Berg.
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I was rootin' for ya.
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Me, too.
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[Sighs]
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[Sighs]
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She's gone.
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Well, it's not over!
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It's not looking very good.
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Come on, Berg. She'll be back.
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She picked... him, Sharon.
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That's it?
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You're giving up just like that?
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What am I supposed to do, huh?
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Do you love her, Berg?
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Yes, I do.
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No.
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Do you really love her?
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Or do you just
think you love her
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because you can't have her?
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I don't... I don't know.
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Well, you need to find that out.
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How? How? How do I do that?
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Go after her! God!
262
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:16,841
This is one of those moments
263
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,520
you're gonna look
back in 30 years
264
00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:20,478
and see it changed your life.
265
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,982
Now, you may be looking
back with Ashley or without her.
266
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,895
But do you really want
to look back wondering,
267
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:26,985
"What if"?
268
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,253
MRS. RYECART: Listen to her.
269
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,755
That blonde knows
what she's talking about.
270
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,823
Marge, get back in the car!
271
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,962
Let's go home, Pete.
272
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,031
All right. Sure.
273
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,565
Yeah, yeah.
274
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,868
I need to get my passport
if I'm flying to England.
275
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,381
[Gasps] Yes! Yes!
276
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,639
Good answer! Good
answer! Good answer!
277
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,525
So, I mean, how are you
gonna track down Ashley?
278
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,293
I mean, England's
a pretty big country.
279
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,594
Well, I... I know her
boyfriend's name,
280
00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,851
and I know he goes to Oxford.
281
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,726
- Oh...
- It's a piece of cake.
282
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,155
Uh-oh.
283
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,391
What?
284
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,525
Oh, no, nothing...
285
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,794
Oh, I do.
286
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,097
Tell me, wh... What
were you thinking?
287
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,810
All right. I was
just thinking...
288
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,434
You know, what if you
barged into his dorm room,
289
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,549
and they were both,
like, standing there...
290
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,071
Naked?
291
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,939
Thank you.
292
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,919
Now I can just think about
that on the long flight over.
293
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,654
Well, I told you you
didn't want to know.
294
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,123
All right, I got
you a few things,
295
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,390
like toothpaste, razors, shav...
296
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,480
Come on, Sharon.
297
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:30,960
You already
bought me the ticket.
298
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,751
You didn't have to... Condoms?
299
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,388
Oh, oh, those are
from Mrs. Ryecart.
300
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,390
In London, they're
called "hats".
301
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,559
[Forced laugh]
302
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,140
WOMAN ON PA: This
is the final boarding call
303
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,197
for flight 405 to London.
304
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,133
All right. Well, that's me.
305
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,602
Okay. Ashley doesn't know
it yet, but she is so lucky.
306
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,517
- Make us proud, okay?
- All right.
307
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,040
BERG: Pete?
308
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,508
PETE: Ah, Berg, thank God.
309
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,842
BERG: What is it?
310
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,089
The captain told me
it was an emergency.
311
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,890
PETE: Yeah, um,
when you get to England,
312
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:05,083
could you pick me up one of
those Big Ben Snow Globes?
313
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,526
Uh, is this Campbell Hall?
314
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,127
Yes.
315
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,429
Great. Look, um...
316
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,666
I need you to call
Justin Thompson for me.
317
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,646
Oh, I'm sorry,
sir, I can't do that.
318
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,710
Look, look, I flew
all night from Boston
319
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,938
to find the woman I
love and win her back.
320
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,641
If you have an ounce
of romance in you,
321
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:33,110
you'll pick up that
phone and make that call.
322
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:37,515
You didn't let me finish.
I can't do that because...
323
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,350
he's not here.
324
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,130
He took his
girlfriend on holiday
325
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,074
to the Isle of
Wight this morning.
326
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,224
The Isle of Wight?
327
00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:47,624
Okay, thanks.
328
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,561
Unless it was Bath.
329
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,298
I know it was one of those two.
330
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,834
The Isle of Wight or Bath?
331
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:57,869
Thank you.
332
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,083
You can definitely rule
out Stratford. I know that.
333
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,140
Oh, wait a minute.
334
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,074
That's sounding familiar.
335
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,377
Maybe it sounds familiar...
336
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:09,414
because that's where
they said they were going.
337
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,815
Let me think.
338
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,786
"Cheerio, Lucy,
we're off to Stratford."
339
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,356
No, that wasn't it.
340
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,366
Is there a hotel he
might be staying in?
341
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:25,930
He only stays at
the Four Seasons.
342
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:30,200
Uh, Isle of Wight, Bath,
Four Seasons, thank you.
343
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,604
Or is it the Intercontinental?
344
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,826
Wrong.
345
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,198
Because of you...
346
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,633
I was on a boat all night...
347
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,203
had my pocket picked in Bath...
348
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,116
But that was okay,
because, thank God,
349
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,374
I had that 20
stashed in my sock.
350
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,320
'Cause that, you know,
at least got me a cab ride
351
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,978
to the middle of "West
Freakin' Nowhere"!
352
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,649
So, please, for the love of God,
353
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:22,953
tell me where I can
find Justin Thompson!
354
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:28,493
It turns out they're not going
on holiday until tomorrow.
355
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,727
Oopsie.
356
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,696
Then, where is he?
357
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,531
Right behind you.
358
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,266
It's your lucky day.
359
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,106
Are you Justin Thompson?
360
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,141
Yes.
361
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,777
My, my name is
Berg. Michael Bergan.
362
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,358
I'm in love with
your girlfriend,
363
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,682
and I'm pretty sure
she's in love with me.
364
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:52,985
What?
365
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:54,018
[Quietly] Yeah.
366
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,319
Wendy!
367
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:58,255
Wendy, get over here!
368
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:02,760
Wendy?
369
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,392
Is that, like,
British for "Ashley"?
370
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,769
You know, like
condoms are "hats".
371
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,207
BERG: Uh, Pete, I... I
couldn't find her anywhere.
372
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,254
PETE: I know. Ashley's back.
She came in looking for you.
373
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:19,943
BERG: What?
374
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,479
Okay, all right.
375
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,791
Well, pick me up at
the airport in the limo.
376
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,055
We're going over to Ashley's.
377
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,251
[Crickets chirping]
378
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,155
Thanks for the lift.
379
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,524
I hope you're all
nice and cozy in there.
380
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,693
Don't worry about me.
381
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,202
I'm sure some day
my nipples will soften.
382
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,277
I told you, we're not
supposed to use the limousine
383
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,234
for personal
matters, right, Pete?
384
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,601
[Crickets chirping]
385
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,570
He just doesn't listen, Johnny.
386
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,009
Ah, this is just
like in the movies.
387
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,511
You got anything to eat?
388
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,279
Ah, yeah, there's some, uh,
389
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,925
Junior Mints in the
glove compartment.
390
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,815
Oh... And pass me
the licorice whips.
391
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,685
Ashley!
392
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,920
[Crickets chirping]
393
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:04,155
[Clears throat]
394
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,991
Ashley!
395
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,960
Hey! It's you!
396
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,035
How you doing, buddy?
397
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,095
Uh...
398
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:12,996
I'm kind of in the middle
of something here.
399
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,231
MAN: Oh, right.
400
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,101
- Ashley!
- Ashley!
401
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,005
Berg?
402
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,773
Ashley.
403
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,340
Hey, I'm glad you came.
404
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,976
The suspense is killing me!
405
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,286
What did Ashley say?
406
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,234
God, I didn't hear
what she said.
407
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,583
Yeah, I don't really
like sitting this close.
408
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,097
I've been wanting
to talk to you.
409
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,353
No, no. Um...
410
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,569
Let me say
something first, okay?
411
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,893
I know... I know that you
think that I'm this big flake
412
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,808
and... and maybe
I deserve that...
413
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,065
And... and if you want to
be with Justin instead of me
414
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,568
because you love
him, then that's fine.
415
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,470
[Crickets chirping]
416
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,539
But, Ashley, if
you're choosing him
417
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,586
because you think what we have
418
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,744
is less serious or
less real, then...
419
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,612
then you're wrong.
420
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,413
You're dead wrong.
421
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,850
And I went all the way
to England to prove that.
422
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,219
Why would you fly to England?
423
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,854
I followed you to Oxford.
424
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,291
[Snickers]
425
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,860
What's so funny?
426
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,011
Um... [Laughs]
427
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,869
Justin teaches at Old Miss.
I was in Oxford, Mississippi.
428
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,405
Mississippi?
429
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:32,609
Um... That's like
nowhere near England.
430
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,246
[Laughs]
431
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,615
Oh, God, I am...
432
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,350
such a bonehead.
433
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,154
Such an incredibly
in-debt bonehead.
434
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,189
[Laughs]
435
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,601
Actually, I think that's one
of the most romantic things
436
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,858
I've ever heard.
437
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,874
Well, why do you think I did it?
438
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,476
Listen, Berg, I'm coming down.
439
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,532
Okay.
440
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,300
I'm confused.
441
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,747
So, did Ashley go
to England or not?
442
00:18:58,771 --> 00:18:59,436
No.
443
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,371
She went to Mississippi.
444
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,408
- There's two Oxfords!
- Oh...
445
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,578
Okay.
446
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,512
Do you think this is a good
time to go to the bathroom?
447
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,548
[Scoffs]
448
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,090
- Hey.
- Hey.
449
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,952
Listen, Berg, I, um...
450
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,521
I went to Mississippi
to tell Justin
451
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,390
that I didn't think this
long-distance relationship
452
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,958
was working out, and, um...
453
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:23,827
He agreed with me.
454
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,095
- He did?
- Yeah.
455
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,130
He... he did?
456
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,665
He did!
457
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:31,502
That's great. Oh...
No, um, no, it's not.
458
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:32,537
He, um...
459
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,972
He's moving to Boston.
460
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,007
I...
461
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,777
I... I really feel like I owe
it to him to give it a try.
462
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,379
Oh...
463
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:44,948
I see.
464
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:46,950
Berg...
465
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:50,053
No, no, I'm... I'm okay.
466
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:51,489
[Nervous laugh]
467
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:54,559
[Berg sighs]
468
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,627
- I'm sorry.
- No.
469
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,097
[Softly] You know...
[Nervous laugh]
470
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,910
This is the worst
movie I've ever seen.
471
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,846
Want a tissue?
472
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,889
[Crying] No, I'm cool.
473
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,554
[Crying] Oh, don't look at me.
474
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,556
Oh, honey!
475
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,430
[Door closing]
476
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,543
- Hey.
- Hey.
477
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,734
[Blowing nose]
478
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,004
You know what, Berg?
479
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,717
If you say the words
"character building"...
480
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,141
No, no, no.
481
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,543
You owe me three
thousand dollars.
482
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,115
No, I'm good.
483
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:54,451
[Sighs]
484
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:55,920
You know what,
though, I... [Laughs]
485
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,649
I feel sorry for this Justin
guy 'cause... 'cause now...
486
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,436
now he's going to
have to compete with me
487
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,027
on my home turf.
488
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,129
[Crickets chirping]
489
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,263
Let's get out of here.
490
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,865
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
491
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,366
[Groans]
492
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,475
Oh, hey. Don't look at Johnny.
493
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,804
He's a mess.
494
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,964
We're looking for
a Pete Dunville.
495
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,212
Yeah, that's me.
496
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,113
I'm Dave Ryecart.
497
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,349
This is Stanley Babcock
and Richard Webber.
498
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,685
I believe you know our wives.
499
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,157
Uh-oh.
500
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,126
She told me you were dead.
501
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:38,895
Clearly, we're not.
502
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,905
And we're very
interested in those little
503
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,634
midnight rides of yours.
504
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,002
Oh, no, no, no, no.
505
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,071
Look, I swear to God,
nothing happened.
506
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,685
All right? I'll never
take them out again.
507
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,476
Actually, we'd like you to
take them out more often.
508
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,548
Especially on Tuesdays
and Thursdays.
509
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,417
That's when we go to "Hooters".
510
00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:06,417
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