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HEY, BERG, THERE'S SOME
KIDS SITTIN' ON SHARON'S CAR.
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OK, GRANDPA.
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SETTLE DOWN.
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BUT THEIR JEANS
LEAVE SCRATCHES IN IT.
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COME ON, KIDS!
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KIDS, GET OFF SHARON'S CAR!
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KIDS, GET OFF SHAR... WHOA! AAH!
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HEY!
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HEY, YOU KIDS... GET OFF, PETE!
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THE UNBELIEVABLE PART
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IS THE BUILDING THAT I DESIGNED
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MADE IT INTO THE FINALS.
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HEY, NICELY DONE. NICELY DONE?
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BERG, 200 ARCHITECTURE
STUDENTS SUBMITTED DESIGNS.
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190 OF 'EM HATE ME.
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WHY? 'CAUSE I'M IN THE TOP 10.
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COME ON, PETE. THAT'S
NOT WHY THEY HATE YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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COME ON, BERG. ARE WE
GONNA EAT OR WHAT? I'M STARVIN'.
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YEAH. I JUST WANNA
CHECK MY GRADE.
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FOR WHAT? YOU'RE
ALWAYS NUMBER ONE.
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THE CRAZY THING IS
IT NEVER GETS OLD.
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EXCUSE ME.
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I'LL BET I CAN GUESS
YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
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NO, YOU CAN'T.
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OK, YOU GOT ME.
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YOU BETTER WRITE IT DOWN.
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HA HA HA!
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OK, HOW DOES THAT WORK?
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IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE.
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WHOA!
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YEAH. I... I THINK
KEATS SAID IT BEST
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IN HIS POEM, ODE TO A GREAT ASS.
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GO, AND REMEMBER... CONFIDENCE.
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OH, MY GOD.
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I'M FAILING.
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WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER,
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL SOMETIME?
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[SOBBING]
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OK, CONFIDENCE AND TIMING.
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NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE
ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
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PETE, TELL US WHOSE NUMBER ONE IN
THE MED SCHOOL CLASS COUNTDOWN
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FOR A THIRD WEEK IN A ROW,
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AND THIS ONE'S GOING OUT TO
A WONDERFUL LADY IN ALBANY
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I LIKE TO CALL... MOM.
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DON'T EVEN TRY TO TELL
ME THAT WAS CASEY KASEM.
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WHAT?
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IT'S GOOD.
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I WANNA KNOW WHO TOLD YOU THAT
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BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT HELPING YOU.
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GIVE ME THE TOP
STUDENT I.D. NUMBER.
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THE TOP SCORE WENT
TO STUDENT I.D. NUMBER...
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8-6-3-1.
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VERY FUNNY, PETE.
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NOW READ THE ONE THAT
FINISHED FIRST ON THE TEST.
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THAT IS THE ONE.
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NO.
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IT CAN'T BE. MY
NUMBER'S 9-2-0-1.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST!
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MAYBE NOBODY TOLD THE
GUY WHO GRADES THE PAPERS.
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I'M NUMBER 2?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHAT... WHAT...
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?
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YOU SEE, IF YOU'RE NUMBER 2...
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LET ME SEE IF MY
MATH IS CORRECT...
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THAT MEANS SOMEBODY
ELSE IS NUMBER ONE. HUH!
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WHERE DO YOU HIDE YOUR ABACUS?
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NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. NOW,
STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME.
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THIS MEANS IF YOU
WERE IN THE OLYMPICS,
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YOU'D BE, UH, SILVER,
AND IF YOU WERE A BRADY,
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YOU'D BE... JAN!
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YOU'RE ENJOYING
THIS, AREN'T YOU?
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IS MY ENORMOUS
GRIN SHOWING? YEAH.
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BERG, ALL THIS MEANS IS YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO STUDY A LITTLE BIT MORE.
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OR...
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FIND OUT WHO'S NUMBER
ONE AND TAKE 'EM DOWN.
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YES. YOU'RE MATURING NICELY.
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HERE YOU GO, SHARON.
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W-W-WAIT.
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GIVE MY ORDER TO THAT GUY.
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OK. WHY?
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JUST DO IT.
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GOT YOUR CHOPPED SALAD.
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I DIDN'T ORDER A CHOPPED SALAD.
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CHOPPED SALAD?
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OH! THAT'S MINE.
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THEY'RE SUCH IDIOTS HERE.
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HI. I'M SHARON.
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[IMPERSONATING
HOFFMAN IN RAINMAN]
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UH... DEFINITELY NOT
A CHOPPED SALAD.
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DEF... DEFINITELY
NOT A CHOPPED SALAD.
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
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HOW YOU DOIN'? I'M TIM.
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I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LAME,
BUT WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM?
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I TEND BAR AT MAHONEY'S
A COUPLE NIGHTS A WEEK.
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OH, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
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I TEND TO DRINK THERE A
COUPLE OF NIGHT'S A WEEK.
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HERE YOU GO. SO SORRY
ABOUT THE MIX-UP, MAN.
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I JUST CAN'T GET ALL
THESE ORDERS STRAIGHT.
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LISTEN, I'LL BE THERE
ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
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IF YOU'RE IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD, JUST DROP BY.
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WELL, YEAH. MAYBE.
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SO WE'RE GOIN' TO
MAHONEY'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT?
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OH, YEAH.
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WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THERE'S SOMETHIN'
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.
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YOU LOOK... SMALLER.
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YOU TOLD HER, DIDN'T YOU?
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MAYBE.
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BERG, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH BEING NUMBER 2.
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I MEAN, JUST AS MANY PEOPLE
REMEMBER THE SECOND MAN ON THE MOON.
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CAPTAIN, UH... WHAT'S-HIS-FACE.
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YEAH?
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WELL, YOUR CHEMICAL COMPANY...
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DESTROYS THE PLANET!
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TRUE, BUT WE'RE
NUMBER ONE AT IT.
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COME ON, BERG. DON'T
TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY, MAN.
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IT'S JUST ONE TEST,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH, WHY
DON'T YOU TRY STUDYIN' A LITTLE HARDER?
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OH, PLEASE. IF ALL IT
TOOK WAS STUDYING,
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ANY IDIOT COULD BECOME A DOCTOR.
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THE CRUCIAL PART
IS THE MENTAL GAME.
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IT'S WHAT SEPARATES
US FROM THE DENTISTS,
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BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I HAVE
A PLAN. NOW, I GUARANTEE YOU
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THE GUY THAT BEAT ME
IS IN THAT STUDY GROUP.
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WHY?
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ALL THEY DO IS STUDY.
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THEY'RE PATHETIC.
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YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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I MEAN, THAT'S WHO I
WANT OPERATING ON ME,
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YOU KNOW, THE GUY
WHO JUST WINGS IT.
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HEY, FELLAS, I'M
GLAD YOU CAME IN.
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WE WOULDN'T HAVE IF YOU
HADN'T GIVEN US THOSE COUPONS.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, WE'RE
MEDICAL STUDENTS.
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WE SHOULD HELP EACH OTHER.
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YOU'RE NOT SEEING MY NOTES.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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SO, UH, I GUESS YOU GUYS DID
PRETTY GOOD ON THE TEST, HUH?
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WE DIDN'T... BUT THIS GUY...
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MR. NUMBER ONE HIMSELF!
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KAMEN.
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PLEASE, NO APPLAUSE.
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THANK YOU.
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HA HA.
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LISTEN, KAMEN, UM...
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I'M JUST AT A BIT OF A
CRITICAL POINT HERE.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HACK IT.
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IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN TALK
TO YOU IN PRIVATE FOR A SECOND?
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WELL, OK...
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BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY NOTES.
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YES, KAMEN.
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LISTEN, UH... HOW DO YOU DO IT?
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I MEAN, WHEN I TAKE A TEST, I
JUST GET SO NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?
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EVERY QUESTION, I START
THINKING, "WHAT IF I'M WRONG?
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"DOES THIS MEAN
I'M GONNA BE WRONG
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WHEN I GET MY HAND
IS SOME GUY'S CHEST?"
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IT'S ONLY A TEST.
THEY'RE JUST QUESTIONS.
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OH, BUT THEY'RE
NOT JUST QUESTIONS.
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KAMEN, THEY'RE DECISIONS.
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I LOOK AT A TEST, AND I SEE A
HUMAN BODY IN FRONT OF ME.
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I SEE SOMEBODY'S MOTHER,
SOMEBODY'S FATHER,
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[CHOKING BACK EMOTIONS]
SOMEBODY'S CHILD.
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GEE, I NEVER THOUGHT
OF IT THAT WAY.
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OH, YOU HAVE TO.
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I MEAN, YOU CHOOSE "B" INSTEAD
OF "C" AND YOU'RE WRONG,
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LITTLE JIMMY CAN'T
PLAY KICKBALL ANYMORE.
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OH, MY GOD.
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SO THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE
A TEST, YOU JUST REMEMBER...
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SCALPELS DON'T HAVE ERASERS.
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ANYWAY, ENJOY THE PIZZA!
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BERG, HOW'D IT GO?
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OH, IT'S NOT POSTED YET,
BUT I'M NOT TOO WORRIED.
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BY THE END OF THE TEST,
KAMEN WAS IN THE FETAL POSITION.
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HI, THERE.
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CAN I BORROW YOUR PEN?
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THAT DEPENDS.
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WERE YOU PLANNING ON WRITING
YOUR PHONE NUMBER DOWN WITH IT?
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MY MOTHER WARNED
ME ABOUT GUYS LIKE YOU.
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HERE'S MY NUMBER.
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TSK TSK TSK TSK... KEEP THE PEN.
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THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
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YOU WERE SO SMOOTH I
ALMOST GAVE YOU MY NUMBER.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF
CONFIDENCE YOU GET
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WHEN YOUR BUILDING
TAKES SECOND PLACE.
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WHAT? NUMBER 2.
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NUMERO DOS.
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HEY, GOOD FOR YOU.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
COMIN' INTO YOUR OWN THERE.
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YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THOSE SUPERMODELS
THAT WAS UGLY IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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SEE SOMETHIN' YOU LIKE?
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WOW, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT LINE?
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'CAUSE YOU NEED TO GIVE IT BACK.
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OH, SWING AND A MISS.
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AH, YOU DON'T SEE THAT
HAPPEN VERY OFTEN, FOLKS.
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OUT OF MY WAY.
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COMIN' THROUGH. COMIN' THROUGH.
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Kamen: OH, MY GOD.
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NO!
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HEY. HEY, HEY, KAMEN,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I DID TERRIBLY.
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AH, SUCH IS LIFE.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
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"8-6-3-1." YOU'RE STILL ON TOP.
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THAT'S NOT ME.
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BUT YOU...
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BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE
NUMBER ONE, KAMEN.
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NUMBER ONE IN MY STUDY GROUP.
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I WAS 24th IN THE CLASS.
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NOW I DROPPED TO 50th.
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OOPS.
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, BERG.
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YOU PSYCHED ME OUT.
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I PSYCHED YOU OUT.
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YOU'RE DEAD, BERG! YOU HEAR ME?
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W-WHOA... YEAH. DEAD!
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NICE ATTITUDE FOR A DOCTOR!
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Woman: NUMBER ONE
2 WEEKS IN A ROW.
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THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS,
IT'S EASY TO FIND MY SCORE.
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ALL RIGHT, ASHLEY.
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I HAVE TO STUDY
WITH YOU NEXT TIME.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THAT WOMAN.
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SHE MADE ME RUIN
KAMEN'S LIFE FOR NOTHIN'.
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YEAH.
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EXCUSE ME. HEY, REMEMBER ME?
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THE GUY WITH THE DAZZLING SMILE?
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OH, YEAH.
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GO LIKE THIS.
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WHAT? I GOT
SOMETHING IN MY TOOTH?
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NOPE. NOW GO AWAY.
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SO, UM, YOU WERE NUMBER ONE,
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I GUESS, IN YOUR STUDY GROUP?
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NUMBER ONE IN THE CLASS.
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SUSAN, PLEASE.
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FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW.
236
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,733
ASHLEY, RIGHT?
237
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,035
UH-HUH.
238
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:07,138
CAN I TALK TO YOU IN
PRIVATE FOR A SECOND?
239
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,135
LISTEN, UH...
240
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,377
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
241
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,414
I MEAN, WHEN I TAKE A TEST I
JUST GET SO NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?
242
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,360
EVERY QUESTION I START
THINKIN', "WHAT IF I'M WRONG?
243
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:19,629
"DOES THIS MEAN
I'M GONNA BE WRONG
244
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,019
WHEN I GOT MY HAND
IN SOME GUY'S CHEST?"
245
00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:24,789
IT PROBABLY DOES.
246
00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,925
NO. I'M GONNA MAKE
A GOOD DOCTOR.
247
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,362
I JUST MEAN WHEN
I'M TAKIN' A TEST.
248
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,731
SEE, THEY'RE NOT JUST QUESTIONS.
249
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,131
THEY'RE DECISIONS.
250
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,834
I LOOK AT A TEST, AND I SEE A
HUMAN BODY IN FRONT OF ME.
251
00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,703
I SEE SOMEBODY'S MOTHER,
SOMEBODY'S FATHER,
252
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,418
[CHOKING BACK EMOTIONS]
SOMEBODY'S CHILD.
253
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,309
OH, MY GOD, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
254
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,190
YOU WANT ME TO TUTOR YOU.
255
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,281
I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT.
256
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,850
SWING AND A MISS. STRIKE 2.
257
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:54,819
DON'T BE EMBARRASSED.
258
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:58,590
I WORK WITH REMEDIAL
STUDENTS ALL THE TIME.
259
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,927
REMEDIAL.
260
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:03,995
REMEDIAL?
261
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,563
IT MEANS SLOWER.
262
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:12,270
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED THE FIRST
TIME YOU STARTED SPEAKING TO ME,
263
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:15,472
ALL THAT BRAVADO
COVERING YOUR INSECURITY.
264
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,209
THERE IS NOTHING
UNDERNEATH MY BRAVADO.
265
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,278
LISTEN, HERE'S MY CARD.
266
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,681
CALL ME. I CAN HELP.
267
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,051
BYE.
268
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:32,423
I LOVE BEIN' NUMBER 2.
269
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,710
BERG, WHAT DOES
THIS OUTFIT SAY TO YOU?
270
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:44,369
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO LISTEN
TO YOUR CLOTHES RIGHT NOW.
271
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,350
COME ON. I WANNA LOOK GREAT
FOR PETE'S PARTY TONIGHT.
272
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,740
PETE'S PARTY?
273
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,055
YEAH. HE'S NUMBER 2.
274
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,556
WE'RE GONNA
CELEBRATE AT MAHONEY'S,
275
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,714
AND IF TIM THE BARTENDER
PLAYS HIS CARDS RIGHT,
276
00:11:56,750 --> 00:12:00,484
HE'LL BE GETTING A 5'5" TIP.
277
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,465
OOH, PETE... WHAT
DO THESE SAY TO YOU?
278
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,822
HEE-HAW.
279
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,595
HEY.
280
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,696
HEY.
281
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,134
WHATCHA DOIN'?
282
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,170
NOTHIN'. YOU KNOW, I USED
TO BE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS...
283
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,704
WITH MY FEET.
284
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,684
HEH. THERE YA GO.
285
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:39,056
WOW, YOU JUST DID IT SO... EEH!
286
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,591
[WHACK]
287
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,427
COME ON, BERG.
288
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,863
YOU GOT IT STARTED FOR ME!
289
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,565
COME ON. WHAT'S
GOIN' ON WITH YOU?
290
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,721
NOTHING.
291
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,071
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
292
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,939
HOOKER.
293
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,575
HIGH-CLASS OR STREET?
294
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,678
JERRY SPRINGER.
295
00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:07,018
BERG, WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH YOU?
296
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,688
THAT! THAT'S WHAT'S GOIN' ON!
297
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:11,756
WHAT?
298
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:12,792
DON'T YA FEEL IT?
299
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:13,936
FEEL WHAT?
300
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,204
THE STRANGE ANGLE
THE UNIVERSE IS ON.
301
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,527
EVERYTHING'S UPSIDE-DOWN.
302
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,096
BLACK IS WHITE. NORTH IS
SOUTH. SHIRTS ARE PANTS.
303
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,632
MY LIFE IS IN A TAILSPIN!
304
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,201
ALL BECAUSE I'M NUMBER 2.
305
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,603
I'M NUMBER 2.
306
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,804
BUT YOU'RE ON THE WAY UP!
307
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,374
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
308
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,642
IF YOU REALLY WANNA BEAT ASHLEY,
309
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:34,279
WHY DON'T YOU TRY STUDYING
THE MATERIAL MORE THAN ONCE?
310
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,148
OH, COME ON.
311
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:40,585
BERG, YOU KNOW WHAT I
THINK? I THINK YOU'RE AFRAID.
312
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,198
I THINK YOU'RE AFRAID TO TRY
313
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,755
BECAUSE IF YOU TRY
AND SHE STILL BEATS YOU,
314
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,658
THEN YOU WON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE.
315
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,360
I THINK YOU ARE SO WRONG.
316
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,962
I ALWAYS HAVE AN EXCUSE.
317
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,032
FINE, FINE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
318
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,902
I BET YOU THAT ASHLEY'S AT THE
LIBRARY RIGHT NOW STUDYING,
319
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,138
AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S GONNA
BE NUMBER ONE AND YOU'RE NOT.
320
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,708
YOU'RE RIGHT.
321
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,710
YOU'RE RIGHT. I...
322
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:08,613
I'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY TO
GET ASHLEY TO STOP STUDYING.
323
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,215
THANKS, PETE.
324
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,517
BERG!
325
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,053
ALL RIGHT?
326
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,922
WHAT DOES THIS SAY?
327
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,790
DESPERATE.
328
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,928
OK! I'VE GOT SHOES
THAT GO WITH DESPERATE.
329
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,978
PETE, I THINK IT'S GREAT
THAT YOU CAME IN SECOND,
330
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:32,169
BUT DID YOU HAVE
TO BRING IT WITH YOU?
331
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:36,374
THIS IS EVERY BIT HER
MOMENT AS IT IS MINE.
332
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,477
HERE YOU GO.
333
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,379
EXCUSE ME. I DIDN'T ORDER THAT.
334
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,948
I KNOW. IT'S FROM THE YOUNG
LADY AT THE END OF THE BAR.
335
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:50,621
NUMBER 2 STRIKES AGAIN.
336
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,690
SO YOU DECIDED TO STOP BY.
337
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,827
OH, RIGHT... TIM. TIM!
338
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,708
FORGOT YOU WORK HERE SOMETIMES.
339
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,197
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
340
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,066
YOU HAD ME CALL
AND MAKE SURE... SHIN!
341
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,335
I'LL HAVE A CAPE COD.
342
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,769
HEY, YOU GUYS.
343
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,182
HEY! HEY! HI.
344
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,184
ASHLEY, THIS IS
SHARON, AND THAT'S PETE.
345
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,453
HI, SHARON AND PETE.
346
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,678
THIS IS ASHLEY, AND
SHE'S MY NEW TUTOR.
347
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,313
YOUR WHAT?
348
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,381
TUTOR.
349
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,716
I BUMPED INTO
HER AT THE LIBRARY,
350
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,162
AND WE THOUGHT WE'D
JUST TAKE A LITTLE BREAK
351
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,386
AND COME BY AND
CONGRATULATE YOU.
352
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,521
[CHUCKLING]
353
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,422
CONGRATULATIONS.
354
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,935
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
355
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,570
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
356
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,793
EXCUSE US.
357
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,131
OK, WHATEVER YOU'RE DOIN',
I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT.
358
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,067
BUT IT WAS YOUR PLAN. WHAT PLAN?
359
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,302
TO FIND ASHLEY IN THE LIBRARY
360
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,815
AND GET HER DRUNK
SO SHE CAN'T STUDY.
361
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,273
I ADDED THE "GET HER DRUNK
SO SHE CAN'T STUDY" PART.
362
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,842
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
363
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,745
HE'S RUINING THIS GIRL'S LIFE
SO HE WON'T HAVE TO STUDY.
364
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,947
AS LONG AS I'M IN THE LOOP.
365
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:53,785
ALL RIGHT, TEAM, LET'S GO IN
THERE, AND GET HER LIQUORED.
366
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,788
COME ON.
367
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,326
HERE YOU GO.
368
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,393
OH!
369
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,627
THANKS.
370
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,174
LISTEN, DO YOU MIND IF
I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
371
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,430
OH, SURE.
372
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,365
ANYTHING.
373
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,901
WHAT'S YOUR FRIEND'S
NAME? SHE'S REALLY CUTE.
374
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,938
HER NAME IS ASHLEY.
375
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,775
KEEP FEEDING HER DRINKS
UNTIL HER HEAD HITS THE TABLE.
376
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,909
ASHLEY.
377
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,678
OK, NO.
378
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,247
NO, NO.
379
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,782
NO. NO, NO.
380
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,050
NO, NO, NO.
381
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,964
OK, I'M NOT PROUD
OF EITHER OF YOU.
382
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,122
ASHLEY, ASHLEY, THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR STOPPIN' BY,
383
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,734
BUT I DON'T WANNA KEEP
YOU FROM THE LIBRARY.
384
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,326
SO, UM, THIS MODEL
ACTUALLY TOOK SECOND PLACE.
385
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,729
YEP. NUMBER 2, AND THAT'S
OUT OF 200, BY THE WAY,
386
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,843
BUT LISTEN, I DON'T WANNA
KEEP YOU GUYS FROM STUDYING.
387
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,968
AND, UH, THE, UH, STRUCTURAL
FLAW DIDN'T BOTHER THEM?
388
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,782
WHAT FLAW? THAT'S A
PERFECTLY SOUND BUILDING.
389
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,873
OK. COME ON, BERG.
WE SHOULD GET GOIN'.
390
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,686
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT WAIT.
391
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,311
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FLAW?
392
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,945
THERE... THERE IS NO FLAW.
393
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,614
I MEAN, I DEFY YOU
TO FIND A FLAW.
394
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,729
WELL, A STRONG ENOUGH WIND
COULD... PUHH... BLOW IT RIGHT OVER.
395
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,553
WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
396
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:06,290
YOU'RE A MED STUDENT. WHAT THE
HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ARCHITECTURE?
397
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,793
WELL, MY FATHER'S AN ARCHITECT.
398
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,695
WELL, MY MOTHER'S A WOMAN, BUT
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I UNDERSTAND THEM.
399
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,636
IT'S TRUE. HE REALLY DOESN'T.
400
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,515
I DIDN'T MEAN TO START ANYTHING.
401
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,579
SEE, YOU DIDN'T START
ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG.
402
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,575
YOU'RE COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY WRONG.
403
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,444
WRONG, WRONG.
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!
404
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,246
AND SO'S YOUR DAD.
405
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,685
[BLOWING]
406
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,122
SEE... THERE?
407
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,490
NOTHIN'.
408
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,670
ACTUALLY, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT BLOWING FROM THIS ANGLE,
409
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,760
LIKE THIS.
410
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,769
I'M SORRY. PHYSICS
CAN BE SO CRUEL.
411
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,004
OK, I'M IN.
412
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,973
TEQUILA SHOTS ALL AROUND!
413
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,282
LOOK AT THAT GUY. PFFT!
414
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,618
I'M GLAD WE'RE NEVER GOIN' OUT.
415
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:11,355
DO YOU KNOW HE STILL
LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER?
416
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,458
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?
417
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,559
I'M JUST GUESSIN'.
418
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:24,068
YOU KNOW, IF THIS
BUILDING HAD BEEN REAL,
419
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,906
I WOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
THE DEATHS OF THOUSANDS.
420
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,976
AND, LOOK, IT FELL ON
A LITTLE SCHOOL BUS.
421
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,016
OH, GEE, I'M SORRY.
422
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,318
I'VE WORN OUT THE
CORK IN THE BULL'S-EYE.
423
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,931
MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY PINBALL.
424
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,390
BOY, YOU GOT MY NUMBER.
425
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,658
SHOT?
426
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:48,792
ABSOLUTELY.
427
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,428
I CAN SHOT JUST AS
MANY DRINKS AS YOU.
428
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,208
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT. I GOT THAT BACKWARDS.
429
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:57,335
I MEANT I CAN SHOT JUST
AS MANY DRINKS AS YOU.
430
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,272
WELL, I SHOULD BE GOIN'.
431
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,451
IT'S GETTIN' PRETTY LATE.
432
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,909
OH, SHOOT, WE KEPT
YOU OUT ALL NIGHT,
433
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,022
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE
TO STUDY FOR TOMORROW'S TEST.
434
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:10,313
SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT.
435
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,327
OH, I STUDIED FOR THAT ALREADY.
436
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,683
YOU DID?
437
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,120
WELL, THEN, I'M SORRY
I GOT YOU SO DRUNK.
438
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,888
I TELL YA,
439
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,401
THERE'S NOTHIN' WORSE THAN
TAKIN' THAT TEST WITH A HANGOVER.
440
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,524
OH, IT'S OK.
441
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,871
APPLE JUICE DOESN'T
GIVE YOU A HANGOVER.
442
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:26,129
APPLE JUICE.
443
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,667
YOU HAVE NOT BEEN
DRINKING APPLE JUICE.
444
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:33,904
OH!
445
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,440
YOU'VE BEEN
DRINKIN' APPLE JUICE!
446
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,942
WELL, OF COURSE I HAVE.
447
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,855
WHAT KIND OF A MORON WOULD
DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE A TEST?
448
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,045
OH! OH, WAIT.
449
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:45,482
THERE IS ONE I CAN
THINK OF... MR. 9201.
450
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,852
YOU KNOW MY STUDENT I.D. NUMBER?
451
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:49,998
GOTTA KNOW THE COMPETITION.
452
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,388
YOU!
453
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,326
YOU KNEW WHO I WAS, AND
YOU JUST PLAYED ALONG ANYWAY.
454
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,827
THAT IS SO LOW.
455
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,730
OH, BUT MY SCORES ARE SO HIGH.
456
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,310
BELIEVE ME, BERG. I SAW
YOU COMIN' A MILE AWAY,
457
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,968
EVEN BEFORE YOU TRIED
THAT LAME PICK-UP LINE.
458
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,670
I'M SORRY. BEFORE?
459
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,572
YOU MEAN, YOU NOTICED ME?
460
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,074
YEAH, I NOTICED YOU.
461
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,354
I FOUND YOU TO BE
RUDE AND ARROGANT,
462
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,089
AND IT MADE ME
REALLY, REALLY HAPPY
463
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,273
TO BE THE ONE TO
TAKE YOU DOWN A PEG.
464
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,082
BY GOING OUT WITH ME?
465
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,085
OH, WHEN DID I
"GO OUT" WITH YOU?
466
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,287
WELL, WE'RE AT A BAR.
467
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,833
WE'RE PLAYING DARTS, ASHLEY.
468
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,557
OH, WAIT. I ONLY
PLAYED ALONG WITH YOU
469
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,026
TO GET YOU TOO DRUNK TO
TAKE THE TEST TOMORROW.
470
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,973
IF THAT'S ALL YOU WANTED,
471
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,943
YOU COULD HAVE LEFT 2 HOURS AGO.
472
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:37,201
SO... SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
473
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,673
I THINK YOU KINDA LIKE ME.
474
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,410
GOOD LUCK ON THE
TEST TOMORROW, BERG.
475
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,845
YOU'LL NEED IT. GEEZ!
476
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,815
ASHLEY... JUST ONE
MORE QUESTION.
477
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,115
WHAT?
478
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:56,953
DO YOU EVER CATCH
YOURSELF JUST GAZING AT ME?
479
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,193
THANKS FOR THE APPLE JUICE.
480
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,763
I'M NOT PAYING FOR THE TUTORING!
481
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,233
OH, THIS WAS A GREAT EVENING.
482
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,536
DID YOU GET THE
BUILDING KILLER DRUNK?
483
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,137
NO. SHE'S NOT DRUNK.
484
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,752
SHE STUDIED FOR THE TEST
TOMORROW, AND SHE'S GOING TO BURY ME.
485
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,820
THEN WHAT'S WITH
THE BIG, STUPID SMILE?
486
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,722
I REALIZED SOMETHING TONIGHT.
487
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:24,882
ASHLEY IS THE MOST DEVIOUS, CONNIVING,
DOUBLE-CROSSING WOMAN I'VE EVER MET,
488
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:29,319
AND, UH... WE MUST HAVE
CHILDREN TOGETHER.
489
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,956
WHEN THEY GO TO SCHOOL,
490
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,312
DON'T LET THEM PARK THE
BUS NEAR PETE'S BUILDING.
491
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,100
COME ON, BUDDY. DRINK UP.
492
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,702
TIME TO GO HOME.
493
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,772
HE'S DEAD.
494
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,850
I'M TELLING YOU.
495
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,107
HE'S DEAD!
496
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,943
YEAH. DEAD! DEAD!
497
00:21:55,943 --> 00:21:59,943
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