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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:02,912 OK, SO THAT'S SALAD, SALAD, NO SALAD, 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:06,171 AND THEN THE PIZZA'S HALF-PEPPERONI, HALF... 3 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:09,308 [ICE-CREAM TRUCK MUSIC] 4 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,910 ICE CREAM! 5 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,913 WHOO HOO! 6 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,093 HEY, BILL, THROW ME ANOTHER RAG, HUH? 7 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:54,453 WHY NOT USE THIS LOVELY ONE YOU'RE WEARING? 8 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,522 THE SHIRT OF FUN AND GOOD TIMES? 9 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,924 NEVER. 10 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,371 ALL RIGHT, IT'S 11:00. 11 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,635 TURN ON THE NEWS. 12 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,671 Man: AND IN BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT, 13 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,940 A CHEMICAL SPILL IN THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES 14 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:20,378 HAS LEFT A POPULATION OF CROCODILES PARALYZED. 15 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,980 WE TAKE YOU NOW LIVE DOWNTOWN, 16 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,949 WHERE A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE CHEMICAL GIANT 17 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,451 HAS SOMETHING TO SAY. 18 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,353 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 19 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:31,223 ON BEHALF OF ALL THOSE CROCS WE JUST CROAKED, 20 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,859 THE IMMACULATE CHEMICAL COMPANY WOULD LIKE TO SAY, "WHOOPS." 21 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:36,172 Man: SHARON. 22 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:40,365 SO LOOK FOR BELTS AND POCKETBOOKS TO BE ON SALE SOON. 23 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,366 SHARON. WHAT? 24 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,367 YOU'RE ON. 25 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,769 WHAT? 26 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:45,804 AHEM. 27 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,005 YOU GOTTA LOVE THE GIRL. 28 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,452 EVEN WHEN SHE MAKES A COMPLETE FOOL OF HERSELF. 29 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:53,044 IMMACULATE CHEMICAL COMPANY HAS 4 RESCUE CREWS 30 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:56,214 WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK TO SAVE WHATEVER WILDLIFE 31 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:59,951 THAT MAY HAVE BEEN INCONVENIENCED BY TODAY'S MISHAP. 32 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,022 LOOK AT HER. 33 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,757 LYING TO THE WORLD WITHOUT A FLINCH. 34 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,359 UNCONSCIONABLE. 35 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,194 BUT ADORABLE. 36 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,195 TELL ME SOMETHING. 37 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:13,031 HOW COME NEITHER OF YOU GUYS DATE SHARON? 38 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,066 SHE'S SHARON. 39 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,868 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 40 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:20,838 PETE, EXPLAIN IT. 41 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,073 SHE'S SHARON. 42 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:23,386 BUT SHE WASN'T ALWAYS SHARON. 43 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:26,411 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT NEITHER ONE OF YOU GUYS 44 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:29,981 EVER TRIED TO, YOU KNOW, HOOK UP WITH HER. HEH HEH. 45 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:33,919 WHAT? 46 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:34,953 WELL, WHAT? 47 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,189 IT WAS BACK WHEN WE WERE FRESHMEN. 48 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:39,591 I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 49 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,672 HEY. EH... IS THIS GONNA BE A FLASHBACK? 50 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,463 YES, MR. BAUER, IT IS. 51 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,643 LOVE FLASHBACKS. 52 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,367 BILL, CAN WE HAVE SOME POPCORN? 53 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,702 OK. 54 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,338 WELL, EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT AT OUR COLLEGE BAR, 55 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,539 THEY HAD THIS EVENT. 56 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,874 AT SOME POINT IN THE NIGHT, THEY'D RING A BELL, 57 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,211 AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON, ALL THE BEER WAS FREE. 58 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:01,090 RIGHT, RIGHT. AND IT STAYED FREE 59 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,826 UNTIL SOMEBODY EITHER PEED OR WALKED OUT. 60 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:09,754 AND SO IT WAS THUSLY NAMED... BLADDER BUST. 61 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:20,699 d BLAME IT ON THE RAIN d 62 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:25,069 THOSE MILLI VANILLI GUYS ARE AWESOME. 63 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,972 IT'S LIKE THEIR MUSIC SOUNDS SO EFFORTLESS... 64 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:31,809 YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE THEY'RE NOT EVEN SINGING. 65 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,578 NANCY DUMPED ME. 66 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,979 PETE, LET IT GO. 67 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:36,025 [SIGHS] 68 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,217 LOOK, COME ON. HELP ME PICK A NEW MAJOR. 69 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:40,330 COME ON, BERG. 70 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:43,555 NO, I'M SERIOUS. I NEED TO MAKE A DECISION. 71 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,157 GO AHEAD. PICK A MAJOR, ANY MAJOR. 72 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,261 "RUSSIAN ECONOMICS." 73 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,928 PHEW. 74 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,163 GLAD THAT'S OVER WITH. 75 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:54,932 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DUMPED ME. 76 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:58,236 SHE'S AT STANFORD, 3,000 MILES AWAY. 77 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:01,384 SHE'S GOING OUT WITH THE CAPTAIN OF THE CREW TEAM. 78 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,418 SHE'S HIS COXSWAIN. 79 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,208 DON'T EVEN. 80 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:08,980 YOU KNOW, BERG, I... I REALLY THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS THE ONE. 81 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,682 GIVE ME THE DAMN LETTER. 82 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:11,950 NO. 83 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,930 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT THE RULE BOOK HAS TO SAY. 84 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,197 DON'T GET OUT THE RULE BOOK. 85 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:19,190 HERE IT IS. SECTION 4, PARAGRAPH 6: 86 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:20,725 "GET DUMPED. MOVE ON." 87 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,561 I KNOW. I KNOW. 88 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,363 I HOPE YOU GET FAT! 89 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:28,934 MY BOY... LOOK AROUND YOU. 90 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:32,070 COLLEGE. A BEVY OF BEAUTIFUL COEDS, 91 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,974 AND THEY ALL WANNA MEET PETE DUNVILLE. 92 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,020 THEY DO? 93 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,142 OF COURSE. 94 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,845 BUT FIRST, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO REMOVE 95 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,147 THAT DEAD SQUIRREL FROM YOUR CHIN. 96 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:46,328 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T GROW ONE. 97 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:49,187 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOU KNOW ALL THE BABES 98 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,022 WILL BE DIGGIN' THE NEW SHIRT, 99 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:54,826 THE SHIRT OF LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING. 100 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,094 OOH! SO CUTE! 101 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,129 HANDSOME. 102 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,731 I PREFER "HANDSOME," BUT THANK YOU. 103 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,232 NOT... NOT YOU. 104 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,567 THAT GIRL. 105 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,148 OH, MY GOD. HERE SHE COMES. SHE'S COMING UP. 106 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,873 SHE MUST BE CAUGHT IN THE SHIRT'S TRACTOR BEAM. 107 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:12,343 PETE DUNVILLE HAS OFFICIALLY MOVED ON. 108 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,312 HI. I'M SHARON. 109 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,248 I'M WORKING WITH GREENPEACE AND SAVE OUR PLANET. 110 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:20,619 WOULD YOU GUYS MIND SIGNING THESE PETITIONS? 111 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,953 MIND? 112 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,934 I WOULD CONSIDER IT A PRIVILEGE TO SIGN THOSE PETITIONS. 113 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,191 THIS ONE'S TO STOP THE LUMBER INDUSTRY 114 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,094 FROM CLEAR CUTTING ON PUBLIC LANDS, 115 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,630 AND THIS ONE'S TO OUTLAW THE HUNTING OF WHALES. 116 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:35,634 WHAT A COINCIDENCE! PETE, DO YOU BELIEVE IT? 117 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,268 WHAT? 118 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:38,770 PETE HERE'S A LUMBERJACK, 119 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:43,141 AND I'M THE CAPTAIN OF A SMALL WHALING VESSEL PARKED OUTSIDE. 120 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,477 WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY. 121 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,412 OOH! THE HARD WAY! 122 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,160 UM, I'LL SIGN. 123 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,885 AFTER YOU HAVE A BEER WITH US. 124 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:57,822 I CAN'T DRINK. 125 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,960 THEN WHY ARE YOU IN COLLEGE? 126 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:07,365 NO. I'M ON A JUICE FAST. 127 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,834 I'VE HAD NOTHING BUT VEGETABLE JUICE FOR 3 DAYS. 128 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,335 I'M CLEANSING MY SYSTEM. 129 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:16,240 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT CARROTS DIED SO YOU COULD BE REGULAR? 130 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:17,654 YOU KNOW, I APOLOGIZE. IT'S GENETIC. 131 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:21,579 HIS GRANDFATHER ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE WAS 3/4 OBNOXIOUS. 132 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:22,625 ARE YOU HELPING ME? 133 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:23,760 NO. I'M HELPING ME. 134 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:27,052 WELL, STOP. NO, I'M NOT GONNA STOP. 135 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,264 I'M PETE. I'M BERG. 136 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,288 I CARE. 137 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,322 SHE LOVES ME. 138 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:32,468 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 139 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,025 I THINK IT'S THE GOATEE. 140 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,061 PLEASE! 141 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,360 DID YOU SEE HER? 142 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:40,932 SHE COULDN'T RESIST THE SHIRT OF TRUTH AND WISDOM. 143 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,212 THIS GIRL IS TOTALLY MY TYPE, ALL RIGHT? 144 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,970 SHE HAS CONVICTION, SHE'S PRINCIPLED... 145 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,539 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THAT STUFF, 146 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,209 SHE'S EXACTLY MY TYPE. 147 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,577 NAKED. 148 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,223 WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU TELLING ME 149 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,182 THAT WE'RE ATTRACTED TO THE SAME GIRL? 150 00:06:57,217 --> 00:07:01,552 MY GOD. PETER, I THINK WE'VE ACTUALLY FOUND... 151 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:02,787 A CROSSOVER GIRL. 152 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,556 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE RULES SAY. 153 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,602 OH, NOT THE RULES. 154 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,127 SECTION 2, PARAGRAPH 8: 155 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,096 "FRIENDSHIP BEFORE FEMALES." 156 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:14,143 OK, THAT'S THAT. NEITHER ONE OF US CAN DATE HER. 157 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:18,469 SO IT IS WRITTEN, AND SO IT SHALL BE. 158 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:21,840 AGREED? AGREED. 159 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,049 IS EVERYBODY READY FOR BLADDER BUST?! 160 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,851 YES! YEAH! 161 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:36,254 IS EVERYBODY'S BLADDER EMPTY?! 162 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,688 YEAH! YEAH! 163 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,023 JUST CHECKING. 164 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,626 AW! OHH! 165 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,874 SO... OH! 166 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,575 HOW GOES THE PETITIONING? 167 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:47,966 THE WHALES SELL THEMSELVES, 168 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,568 BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE TREES. 169 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,303 I LOVE THE TREES. 170 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:54,172 YOU DO? YEAH. 171 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,775 AS THE NEXT GENERATION OF ARCHITECT, 172 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,709 I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY TO... YES... 173 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,079 DESIGN GREAT HOMES, BUT NOT TO THE AFFRONT 174 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:04,615 OF THE GREATEST ARCHITECT OF THEM ALL: 175 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,884 MOTHER NATURE. 176 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,186 OH, PETE, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 177 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:12,490 THEN YOU WOULDN'T MIND HELPING ME GET SOME SIGNATURES. 178 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:13,792 I'D LOVE TO. 179 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:14,893 HA HA HA! OHH... 180 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:19,130 GREAT. I GOTTA PEE BEFORE THEY RING THAT BELL. 181 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,735 SO, HOW'S THINGS WITH THE PLANET? 182 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:27,071 HUH. LIKE YOU REALLY CARE. 183 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,107 I CARE. 184 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,174 YEAH, RIGHT. 185 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,076 ACTUALLY, WHALES PLAY A BIG PART IN MY LIFE. 186 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,112 THEY DO? 187 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,157 JUST THIS AFTERNOON, 188 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:39,150 I HAD THIS DELICIOUS WHALE SANDWICH... 189 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,352 HUMPBACK, LETTUCE AND TOMATO, 190 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:47,325 THINLY SLICED BETWEEN 2 MOUNTAIN GORILLA HANDS. 191 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,360 NOT EVEN FUNNY. 192 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:49,806 WITH SOME WHITE RHINO FRIES 193 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,540 AND A CHOPPED CHEETAH SALAD, 194 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:55,133 WHICH, BY THE WAY, I SPILLED ALL OVER... 195 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,168 HA HA! 196 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,402 MY SEA LION SKIN RUG. 197 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,171 HA HA HA! AHA! 198 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,207 I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU. 199 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,741 I'M LAUGHING AT A JOKE I HEARD EARLIER. 200 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,945 YOU MUST BE A LITTLE SLOW. 201 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:09,882 NICE SHIRT. 202 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,583 THE SHIRT OF FULFILLMENT AND SATISFACTION. 203 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:13,952 UH-HUH. 204 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,119 I'LL BET A GUY LIKE YOU 205 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:20,258 CAN JUST GO UP AND TALK TO ANY WOMAN IN THIS BAR. 206 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,592 NAH! 207 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,061 YEAH, I CAN. 208 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:26,931 GREAT. GET ME SOME SIGNATURES WHILE I PEE. 209 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,077 HUH? 210 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:33,338 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CLIPBOARD? 211 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,706 I DARE ASK THE SAME QUESTION. 212 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,276 HAVE YOU NO REGARD FOR THE RULES? 213 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,978 ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU? 214 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,013 ATTENTION! 215 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:44,349 PETE DUNVILLE TAKES THE RULES... 216 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,184 AND... PTOO! SPITS ON THEM! 217 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:50,288 WELL, MIKE BERGEN TAKES THE RULES... 218 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,836 SPITS ON 'EM... THAT'S GOOD. MORE! 219 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,126 THAT'S VERY GOOD. 220 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:58,196 THAT'S VERY GOOD, BUT WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, HUH? 221 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:02,333 I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO "FRIENDSHIP BEFORE FEMALES"? 222 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:05,103 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 223 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,170 I'M, UH... 224 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,672 I'M JUST GONNA GO RETURN HER CLIPBOARD. 225 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,876 ME, TOO... ONLY FASTER. 226 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:12,912 HI! 227 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,123 LOOK HOW MANY SIGNATURES I GOT YOU. 228 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:17,581 "ANNIE OAKLEY, BARBARA WALTERS... 229 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,384 HELEN OF TROY"? 230 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,618 BYE, HELEN! 231 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,353 SHE JUST LEFT. 232 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,289 THAT'S NOTHING. I GOT YOU REAL SIGNATURES, 233 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,824 AND I GOT THE GUY IN THE HAT TO STOP EATING VEAL. 234 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,037 THAT'S GREAT, BUT I REALLY... 235 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,839 HEY, I KNOW THIS LITTLE PLACE DOWN THE STREET... 236 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:32,174 TERRIFIC! MAYBE WE'LL MEET YOU THERE LATER. 237 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,299 GUYS, I HAVE TO PEE BEFORE THE BELL... 238 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,344 [CLANGING] 239 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:40,138 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BLADDER BUST BEGINS! 240 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,406 [CHEERING] 241 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,977 Bartender: DRINKS ARE FREE TILL SOMEBODY PEES OR FLEES! 242 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,012 NO! 243 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,057 BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 244 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,091 I WAS JUST IN THERE! 245 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:52,116 I JUST FORGOT TO WASH MY HANDS. 246 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,985 SORRY. 247 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,588 SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME. 248 00:10:57,623 --> 00:11:03,061 YEAH. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE SHIRT OF DORKINESS AND "I'M A BIG LOSER." 249 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:09,000 PRETTY STRONG WORDS, COMING FROM CHIA FACE. 250 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,846 OK, THAT'S IT. RULES OFF! 251 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:14,172 FINE! MAY THE BEST MAN WIN. 252 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,644 MY DOODLES ARE IN THERE. 253 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,434 ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS? 254 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,069 WE STAND IN FRONT OF YOU IN THE CORNER 255 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,271 AND YOU PEE IN THIS. 256 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,329 NO WAY AM I GONNA SQUAT OVER SOME PITCHER IN A BAR. 257 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:42,600 WHAT KIND OF GIRL YOU THINK SHE IS, HUH? 258 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,305 GUYS, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. 259 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,551 THE LAST PERSON WHO RUINED BLADDER BUST 260 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:52,644 WAS BLINDFOLDED AND LEFT SHOELESS IN A DOGGY PARK. 261 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,212 EW. EEE. 262 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,225 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, UM... 263 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:59,684 JUST DO SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THE PEEING. 264 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,985 OK. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 265 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,854 OH, SIR, UM... SAVE THE WHALES. 266 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,890 OH, SURE. 267 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,302 YOU KNOW, I WENT UP TO ALASKA LAST SUMMER 268 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,336 AND WENT WHALE WATCHING. 269 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,371 IT WAS JUST AMAZING. 270 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,662 THEY WOULD SURFACE ONE AFTER ANOTHER 271 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:14,065 AND SQUIRT THESE HUGE ARCS OF WATER INTO THE AIR. 272 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,368 PSSHHH! PSSHHH! PSSHHH! PSSHHH! 273 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,104 NEVER MIND! FORGET IT! GO AWAY! 274 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:23,774 I'M SORRY PETE GAVE YOU THAT STUPID DISTRACTION IDEA. 275 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,543 THAT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE. 276 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:29,146 RRRRR! I GOTTA GO! 277 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,981 UH, YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUT OF HERE. 278 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,784 THE FUTURE OF THE PLANET DEPENDS ON IT. 279 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:34,830 NO PROBLEM. 280 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,354 OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU! 281 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:40,291 HEY, PHIL, THIS GIRL WANTS OUT. 282 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,894 BREAK OUT THE BLINDFOLD. 283 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,863 NO, NO, NO, STOP! 284 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,165 I WAS KIDDING! JOKE. BIG JOKE. 285 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,212 CAN'T YOU GUYS TAKE A JOKE? 286 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,370 I WAS JOKING! HA HA HA HA! 287 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,416 OH, I CAN'T TAKE IT! 288 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,473 I THINK MY BLADDER IS GONNA BUST. 289 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,519 IF IT WASN'T FOR... IF IT WASN'T FOR... 290 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,687 LISTEN, YOU TWO ACCIDENTS, 291 00:12:57,711 --> 00:13:00,478 YOU GOT ME INTO THIS, YOU'RE GONNA GET ME OUT. 292 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:04,549 ACTUALLY... ACTUALLY... SHUT UP AND THINK! 293 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:08,018 I'LL USE MY LIGHTER AND GET THE FIRE ALARM TO GO OFF. 294 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,032 OH, YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT. 295 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:13,924 AND BURN WOOD, WHICH COMES FROM TREES, 296 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,027 WHICH I LOVE. 297 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,028 YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA? 298 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,164 YEAH, YEAH, I DO. 299 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:23,200 UM... OK, MAYBE I COULD PRY LOOSE 300 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,747 ONE OF THESE FLOORBOARDS, 301 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,272 AND WE CAN TUNNEL OUT. 302 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,141 EXCUSE ME. 303 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,320 AHHH... 304 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:35,580 WHICH ONE OF YOU GENTLEMEN WOULD LIKE TO DIE FIRST? 305 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,353 PUNK. 306 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,388 ALL RIGHT! 307 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,555 SHEESH! AMATEUR HOUR IS OVER. 308 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,391 HERE'S THE PLAN: YOU TWO GET IN A FIGHT. 309 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,871 OK. THAT MIGHT GET US OUT, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU? 310 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,261 [SIGHS] FIGHT OVER ME. 311 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,297 COME AGAIN? 312 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,165 YOU KNOW, BOTH OF YOU VYING FOR THE LOVE 313 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,933 OF THE SAME BEAUTIFUL WOMAN? 314 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,670 WINNER GETS THE GIRL? 315 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:02,340 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE? 316 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,574 FOR GOD'S SAKES! 317 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,644 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE! 318 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,978 I LOVE YOU BOTH! 319 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,347 [GLASS BREAKS] 320 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,382 [GASP] 321 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,850 ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT FROM HIM? 322 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:26,397 LISTEN... YOU EVEN LOOK AT HER AGAIN, 323 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,934 AND YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOUR PARENTS NEVER MET. 324 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:37,174 Crowd: OOH... YEAH, WELL, UM... AHEM. 325 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,144 PRETTY BIG TALK, TOUGH GUY. 326 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:44,749 WHY DON'T YOU COME AND GET SOME? 327 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,828 SOME OF WHAT? 328 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,518 I DON'T KNOW. 329 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:52,490 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 330 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,426 JUST... JUST... WAIT FOR THE BOUNCERS TO BREAK US UP. 331 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,194 THIS I GOTTA SEE. 332 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,531 10 BUCKS ON THE BAD GOATEE. 333 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,246 OK. OK. 334 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,236 NOW WHAT? 335 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,615 DID YOU EVER WRESTLE IN HIGH SCHOOL? 336 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,573 NO! I TOOK ARCHERY. 337 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,975 I USED TO LOVE ARCHERY. 338 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,010 RRRRR! 339 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,077 ALL RIGHT! OK. 340 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,423 I'LL PRETEND TO HIT YOU, AND YOU GO DOWN. 341 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:18,549 OK, GOOD, GOOD, EXCEPT I'LL PRETEND TO HIT YOU, 342 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,829 AND YOU GO DOWN. 343 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,519 NO, YOU. YOU! 344 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,655 [RIP] AAH! 345 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,892 Crowd: OOOH! 346 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,531 YOU RIPPED THE SHIRT OF FREEDOM AND VIRILITY. 347 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,835 THIS IS COMBED COTTON. 348 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:40,605 AAH! 349 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,640 FIGHT! 350 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,508 YEAH! YEAH! 351 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,982 OOH! GOTTA PEE! GOTTA PEE! 352 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,652 I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK, MAN! 353 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,187 AND YOU'RE A HELL OF A JOB. 354 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,838 GOTTA HAND IT TO HER. 355 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,361 PLAN WORKED. 356 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,596 SORRY. 357 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,833 DIDN'T MEAN TO KICK YOUR ASS LIKE THAT. 358 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,704 YOU KICKED MY... YEAH, RIGHT. 359 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,407 LOOK, BERG, YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO OUT WITH THIS GIRL TWICE, 360 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,720 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BLOW HER OFF 361 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:18,754 JUST LIKE YOU DO WITH EVERYONE. 362 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,378 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT WITH HER ONCE 363 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,792 AND START CALLING HER "THE ONE." 364 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,160 SHE'LL MOVE TO STANFORD AND WRITE YOU A LETTER. 365 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,284 ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS SO LOW. 366 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,986 WELL, IT'S TRUE. 367 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,855 WHY DON'T WE JUST DO THIS? 368 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,590 JUST LET HER DECIDE. 369 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,591 FINE. 370 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,792 FINE. 371 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:38,863 UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST PEED IN AN ALLEY. 372 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,431 STICK WITH US, KID. 373 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,367 THE WORLD WILL BE YOUR TOILET. 374 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,938 YOU WANNA WALK ME BACK TO MY DORM? 375 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:47,939 WHO? 376 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,607 WHO? 377 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,177 LATER. 378 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,278 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 379 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,313 SHE DECIDED. 380 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,358 WHAT? 381 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,584 SHE SMILED AT ME. 382 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,629 SHE SMILED NEAR YOU. 383 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,898 SHE SMILED AT ME. 384 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,922 UH-HUH, YEAH, RIGHT. 385 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,197 WOW. 386 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,598 THIS IS A DORM? 387 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,234 YOU HAVE NICER STUFF THAN MY FAMILY. 388 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:20,571 MY DADDY, HE MISSES ME. 389 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,312 SO, UH, NOW WHAT? 390 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,992 I GOT THE NEW MILLI VANILLI TAPE. 391 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,850 OOH! CRANK IT UP! 392 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,385 OH, DARN! 393 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,420 WHAT? 394 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,799 MY FATHER JUST SENT ME THIS STEREO, 395 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,701 BUT IT'S GOT ALL THESE WIRES AND THINGS. 396 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,236 IT'S JUST TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME TO HOOK UP. 397 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,260 I CAN HOOK IT UP FOR YOU. 398 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,327 OH, THAT'S SWEET, 399 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,140 BUT I THINK I'M GONNA JUST SEND IT BACK. 400 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,208 I MEAN, THE ROOM'S SO SMALL, 401 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,000 AND THE SPEAKERS TAKE UP SO MUCH FLOOR SPACE. 402 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,245 I COULD HANG THEM FOR YOU. 403 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,702 GREAT. THE WIRING'S IN THE BOX, 404 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,237 PUT THE TUNER NEXT TO THE LAMP, 405 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,539 CD PLAYER ON THE SHELF, 406 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,974 AND FOR THE SPEAKERS, THERE ARE HOOKS THERE AND THERE. 407 00:17:57,010 --> 00:18:01,612 I'LL GO GET A PHILLIPS HEAD FOR THE ANTENNA. 408 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:06,316 DO YOU HAVE THE FEELING WE'VE BEEN SET UP? 409 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,985 COMPLETELY. 410 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,153 "TOO COMPLICATED." 411 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,255 HOW STUPID ARE WE? 412 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,924 VERY STUPID. 413 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,504 YOU KNOW, BERG, SHE PLAYED US AGAINST EACH OTHER 414 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,739 SO WE'D GET HER SIGNATURES, 415 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,397 THEN SHE HAS US BEAT EACH OTHER UP SO SHE CAN PEE, 416 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,577 THEN SHE SMILES AT US, 417 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,913 AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HOOK UP HER STEREO? 418 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,937 THIS GIRL IS A NIGHTMARE. 419 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:29,106 SHE'S LIKE US. 420 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,741 ONLY A CHICK. 421 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,777 YOU KNOW WHAT, PETE? 422 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,813 I'M GONNA DO HER THE ULTIMATE FAVOR... 423 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,848 AND NOT DATE HER. 424 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,117 ME, TOO. 425 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:42,519 LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 426 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,789 WHAT? 427 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,725 YOU LURED US BACK HERE TO HOOK UP YOUR STEREO. 428 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,905 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT... STOP IT! 429 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:50,895 OK. 430 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,730 WELL, YOU'RE AN ARCHITECT. 431 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,232 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE GOOD AT PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER. 432 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:56,267 OH, I SEE. 433 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,936 YOU NEEDED PETE TO HOOK UP YOUR STEREO. 434 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,672 SO YOU REALLY WANTED ME TO COME BACK BECAUSE... 435 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,774 YOU'RE TALL ENOUGH TO REACH THE HOOKS. 436 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,810 YEAH. 437 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,043 YOU KNOW WHAT? 438 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:09,391 JUST FOR THAT, NEITHER ONE OF US IS GONNA DATE YOU. 439 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,516 YEAH, WELL, I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT. 440 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,029 SURE. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY NOW. 441 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,855 THAT'S WHAT I SAID THE MINUTE I MET YOU TWO GUYS. 442 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,523 YOU... I'M JUST GUESSING... 443 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,503 ALWAYS WANT TO COMMIT, BUT CAN'T. 444 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:22,593 AND YOU... 445 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:26,163 YOU'RE JUST A WOODY WITH A BODY ATTACHED. 446 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,698 SHE'S GOOD. VERY. 447 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:28,734 THANKS. 448 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,900 HA! 449 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,804 YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S EVER FOUGHT OVER ME BEFORE, 450 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,906 NOT EVEN FOR PRETEND. 451 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,341 WELL, WE HAD FUN. 452 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,209 YEAH, ME, TOO. 453 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,544 MMM, HEY... 454 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,224 HOW ABOUT DINNER AND DRINKS ON DAD? 455 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,248 LOVE DAD. 456 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,983 UH, WHAT ABOUT YOUR JUICE FAST? 457 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,119 AH, SCREW THE JUICE FAST. 458 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,486 WHERE TO? 459 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,657 ACTUALLY, I JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS GREAT LITTLE PIZZA PLACE. 460 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,702 LOVE PIZZA. 461 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,170 YEAH. RIGHT DOWN ON BEACON STREET. 462 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,794 LOVE BEACON STREET. 463 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:57,829 "BEACON STREET." 464 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,596 WHATEVER. 465 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,137 AND THE REST IS HISTORY. 466 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,538 THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE. 467 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:12,643 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT PLACE GAVE AWAY FREE BEER? 468 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,712 THAT'S JUST BAD BUSINESS. 469 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:15,758 GOOD, BILL. 470 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:19,516 YOU REALLY GOT THE POINT OF THE STORY. 471 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:24,421 BRAVO! YAHOO! 472 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,489 SHOVE IT. 473 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,993 I JUST BALD-FACED LIED TO THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. 474 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,472 WHAT LITTLE DIGNITY I HAD 475 00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,730 IS NOW GONE, OUT THE WINDOW. 476 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,047 WHAT ARE YOU KNUCKLEHEADS LOOKING AT? 477 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,148 NOTHING. 478 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,416 GET ME A DRINK BEFORE I TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN! 479 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,440 YOU GOTTA LOVE HER. 480 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,485 YOU REALLY DO. 481 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:46,811 I REMEMBER WHEN ME AND MY BEST FRIEND 482 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,779 MET THIS GIRL IN COLLEGE. 483 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,380 WE WERE AT A BLADDER BUST. 484 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,150 I JUST DECIDED TO MAJOR IN RUSSIAN ECONOMICS. 485 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:55,319 THIS FEISTY BLONDE WALKED OVER. 486 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,387 COULD BE THE ONE. MAYBE NOT. 487 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,600 ANYWAY, SHE HAD THIS CLIPBOARD... 488 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,958 SAVE THE PLANETS, SAVE THE WHALES KIND OF THING. 489 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:05,329 SHE PLAYED US LIKE A DIME STORE HARMONICA. 490 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:10,245 WE CAN HAVE OUR OWN BLADDER BUST? 491 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,269 SURE. ANYTHING TO CHEER UP SHARON. 492 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,349 OH! THIS IS LIKE OLD TIMES. 493 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,373 [DING] 494 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,740 BLADDER BUST HAS BEGUN. 495 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,578 ALL BEERS FREE TILL SOMEBODY PEES OR FLEES... 496 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,613 HA HA HA! 497 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:26,516 OR SNEEZES OR SPEAKS OR A CAR DRIVES BY. 498 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,954 BILL, THAT'S... OOP! BLADDER BUST IS OVER. 499 00:21:32,954 --> 00:21:36,954 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 33734

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