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YEAH, THAT'S WRONG. 16 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,445 I'M IN RIGHT FIELD. 17 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,825 I CUT OFF A BALL IN THE GAP 18 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,515 AND FIRE A ROCKET TO SECOND. 19 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,249 SCHMUCKO DROPS IT, 20 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:28,186 THEN TELLS ME, "TRY NOT TO THROW OUT YOUR SHOPPING ARM." 21 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:34,504 THAT'S WHEN I RAN IN, 22 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,873 AND I CLEATED HIM IN THE SHIN. HA! 23 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:39,364 THESE COED SOFTBALL LEAGUES ARE ALL SEXIST. 24 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,032 COED? 25 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:44,035 AS IN BOYS AND GIRLS WORKING, TOILING, 26 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:47,138 SWEATING TOGETHER TOWARDS A COMMON GOAL? 27 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:48,507 HARDLY. 28 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,876 THEY'RE FORCED TO HAVE AT LEAST 2 GIRLS ON THE TEAM. 29 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,522 SO THEY HIDE ONE IN RIGHT FIELD 30 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,657 AND BURY THE OTHER ONE AS DESIGNATED HITTER. 31 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,080 THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY WANT TO WIN. 32 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,483 KIDDING! KIDDING! KIDDING! 33 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:03,488 YOU KNOW... I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION. 34 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,090 COME PLAY ON OUR TEAM. 35 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,692 YEAH! 36 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:10,128 WE DON'T HAVE A TEAM. 37 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:13,732 PETE, I HAVE A DREAM. 38 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,866 A DREAM... 39 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,268 WHERE WOMEN ARE FREE TO ROAM ALL FIELDS, 40 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:21,372 NOT JUST RIGHT, BUT CENTER... LEFT... 41 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:24,776 AND, YES... EVEN SHORTSTOP. 42 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:25,944 EVEN PITCHER? 43 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,879 SORRY, KITTEN, THAT'S MAN'S WORK. 44 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,314 I AM FUR... 45 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:36,087 PETE, HERE'S THE ROSTER. 46 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:38,222 YOU, ME, 47 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:43,862 AND 7 GORGEOUS BABES IN SKINTIGHT BASEBALL PANTS. 48 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,530 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 49 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,476 BUT YOU KNOW ME, I HATE TO LOSE. 50 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,801 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LOSING? 51 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:53,538 WHAT IS THE NUMBER ONE COLLEGIATE WOMEN'S SPORT IN THE COUNTRY? 52 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:54,539 - AFTER THAT. - BASKETBALL. 53 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,019 - VOLLEYBALL. - AFTER THAT. 54 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,376 - SOFTBALL. - SOFTBALL. 55 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,979 AND WHAT'S THE CITY... 56 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:04,415 WITH THE MOST COLLEGES? 57 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,717 BOSTON. 58 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,118 RIGHT-O. 59 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:08,753 WE RECRUIT 7 GORGEOUS RINGERS 60 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,923 FROM THE FINEST WOMEN'S SOFTBALL TEAMS IN BOSTON. 61 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,959 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 62 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,562 PLAY BALL. [GLASS BREAKS] 63 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,432 WE'LL PRACTICE. 64 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,137 BILL, IF YOU SPONSOR US, 65 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:27,684 IT'LL BE GREAT PUBLICITY FOR THE PIZZA PLACE. 66 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:31,710 YEAH, LIKE THE 1985 BEACON STREET LITTLE CHEESES. 67 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,144 THEY MADE THE HEADLINES. 68 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:35,313 FOR BEING THE FIRST TEAM IN LITTLE LEAGUE HISTORY 69 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,015 TO LOSE EVERY GAME. 70 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,028 THEY WERE ALWAYS DROWNING THEIR SORROWS IN MY FREE PIZZAS. 71 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,732 THEY GOT SO FAT, I HAD TO DRIVE THEM TO THE GAME IN GROUPS OF 3. 72 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,935 BUT THIS ISN'T LITTLE LEAGUE. 73 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,192 THIS IS US. IT'LL BE FUN. 74 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,661 COME ON, BILL. 75 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,575 I BET YOU WERE QUITE AN ATHLETE IN YOUR DAY. 76 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:55,399 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IN MY DAY? 77 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,870 DID I SAY IN MY DAY? 78 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,465 WELL, I CAN'T PLAY, ANYWAY. 79 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,124 ELLEN WON'T LET ME WEAR A CUP. 80 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,079 EXCUSE ME? 81 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:09,592 WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE KIDS, 82 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:10,994 AND ELLEN READ SOME ARTICLE AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE 83 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:13,098 THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HEAT UP YOUR NU... 84 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:19,524 YOUR TE... YOUR... AREA. 85 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,259 COME ON, BILL. 86 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,260 HEY, HEY, HEY! 87 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,695 THE MAN SAID NO. 88 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,597 NO MEANS NO. 89 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:26,765 THANK YOU, BERG. 90 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,411 GUESS THE LEAGUE CHAMP THIS YEAR 91 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,402 WILL BE TESSIO'S PIZZERIA. 92 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,338 - TESSIO'S? - YEAH. 93 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,173 YOU KNOW, OUR FRIENDS DOWN THE STREET, 94 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,876 THE ONES WHO SLIP THEIR COUPONS 95 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,678 INTO OUR PIZZA BOXES. 96 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,157 WHEN THEY'RE NOT DOING THAT, 97 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,949 THEY'RE OUT THERE WINNING BIG SOFTBALL TROPHIES 98 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,664 WITH NO ONE TO STOP THEM. 99 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:48,987 BUT NO BIG DEAL. 100 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,225 WHEN DO YOU NEED THE UNIFORMS? 101 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,805 IF WE GET OUR ROSTER IN BY THE END OF THE WEEK, 102 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,362 WE'LL HAVE A GAME THIS SATURDAY. 103 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:58,830 WHEN DO WE PLAY TESSIO'S? 104 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,632 WEEK AFTER THAT. 105 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,600 BILL, WHERE YOU GOING? 106 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,882 AS A GESTURE OF SPORTSMANSHIP AND GOODWILL, 107 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,083 I'M GOING TO GO OVER TO TESSIO'S 108 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,474 AND WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK. 109 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,176 AND AS I'M LEAVING, 110 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:13,278 I'M GONNA STICK MY MENU IN HIS FRONT WINDOW. 111 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,682 YEAH! 112 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,194 OK. SO WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET THESE RINGERS 113 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,462 YOU'VE BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT? 114 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,486 NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. 115 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:25,190 SHARON, PETE... LET'S GIVE IT UP 116 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,759 FOR YOUR BEACON STREET PIZZA ALL-STARS. 117 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,661 MEET OUR OUTFIELD. 118 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:33,398 MADELYN... JENNIFER... AND MICHELLE. 119 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,466 OUR THIRD BASEMAN, 120 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:38,970 LEANNE "THE RIFLE" REGALBUTO. 121 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:42,708 AND THIS... IS... BUNNY. 122 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,475 HI. 123 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:48,213 HI. 124 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:49,881 DO YOU EXPECT ME 125 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,757 TO PLAY WITH A TEAM FULL OF CHICKS? 126 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,018 HEY, SQUIRT, 127 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,386 THREE OF US PLAY FOR BOSTON COLLEGE. 128 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:57,222 I PLAY FOR FLORIDA STATE. 129 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:58,668 AND I PLAY THE MAIN STAGE 130 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,012 AT TOPLESS, TOPLESS, TOPLESS. 131 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:07,498 SHE STRIPS TO TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME. 132 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,367 WAIT, SHARON, WHAT'S THE MATTER, 133 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:12,037 YOU AFRAID YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE THE BEST GIRL ON THE TEAM? 134 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,538 WE'LL SEE. 135 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,318 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, LET'S HIT THE CAGES. 136 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:18,043 OH, I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCING. 137 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:24,582 THE BATTING CAGES. 138 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:25,717 OH. 139 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,258 YES! 140 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,733 WE'VE GOT 8 PLAYERS. WE'RE ONE SHORT. 141 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,928 I KNOW. I WAS COUNTING ON BILL, 142 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:39,765 BUT THIS CUP THING CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. 143 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,344 ALL RIGHT, WHO WE GONNA GET? 144 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:44,136 YOU KNOW, I LOVE BASEBALL. 145 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:47,305 BUT THEY SAID I THREW THE WORLD SERIES. 146 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,018 I WAS BANNED FROM THE GAME. 147 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,454 THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER PLAY AGAIN. 148 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,011 THEN, ONE DAY, 149 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,558 THIS KOOK IN IOWA TEARS UP HIS FARM 150 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,283 TO MAKE A BASEBALL FIELD. 151 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:01,953 HE BUILT IT... WE CAME. 152 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,891 THAT'S... THAT'S TERRIFIC. 153 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:10,929 LISTEN, UM... WE'RE JUST GONNA STEP OVER HERE INTO REALITY. 154 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,764 YES! 155 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,965 IT'S PINBALL GIRL. 156 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,401 GOD, SHE COMES IN HERE JUST TO TORTURE ME. 157 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,604 [WHISPERING] Ease his pain. 158 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,208 LOOK, PETE, 159 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,553 YOU'VE BEEN DROOLING OVER THIS GIRL FOR 3 MONTHS. 160 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,011 GO TALK TO HER. 161 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,623 SHE'S WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE. 162 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:30,916 Go the distance. 163 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,465 PETE, DON'T YOU SEE? NOW WE HAVE A SOFTBALL TEAM. 164 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:39,724 DON'T FORGET WHY WE GOT INTO THIS. 165 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:42,105 WHAT, TO BE SHALLOW AND TO MANIPULATE WOMEN? 166 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,029 THERE YOU GO. 167 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,042 CAN I HAVE SOME CHANGE? 168 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,099 UH... 169 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,037 THANKS. 170 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,707 Don't be a wuss. 171 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:03,748 EXCUSE ME. CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A... 172 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:08,286 HI, UM, YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NO... 173 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:14,993 HEY, LOOK, YOUR DAD WANTS TO PLAY CATCH WITH YOU. 174 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,608 UM... I... I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE 175 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,777 THAT YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD PINBALL PLAYER. 176 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:25,248 NOBODY HITS THE CRAZY HORSE MULTI-BONUS BALL 177 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,538 - MORE THAN YOU. - THANKS. 178 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,385 SO YOU MUST BE GREAT AT SOFTBALL. 179 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,976 WHY IS THAT? 180 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,211 I DON'T KNOW. 181 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:35,058 BUT... BUT, UH... MY FRIEND AND I 182 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,259 ARE STARTING UP A TEAM, 183 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,094 AND WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NINTH PLAYER. 184 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,150 I LOVE SOFTBALL. 185 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,651 WHEN I WAS LITTLE, 186 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:41,764 I USED TO PLAY WITH MY BROTHERS. 187 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,788 I USED TO BEG THEM TO LET ME PITCH. 188 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,624 THAT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE WE'RE LOOKING FOR A PITCHER. 189 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:48,927 CAN YOU GET ME ON THE TEAM? 190 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,429 UH... I-I'LL HAVE TO ASK THE COACH. 191 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,232 COACH SAYS YES. 192 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:56,167 ALL RIGHT. 193 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,069 - I'M PETE. - APRIL. 194 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:01,106 SO I'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY, 3:00 AT BILL BUCKNER PARK. 195 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,908 I'LL BE THERE. 196 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,376 OK. 197 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:10,916 PETE DUNVILLE WITH THE PLAY OF THE DAY. 198 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:21,559 HEY... - HOW'D MY TEAM DO? - 16-0. 199 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,139 THE UMPIRE CALLED THE GAME 200 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,241 AFTER THE FIRST INNING. IT'S CALLED A "MERCY RULE." 201 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,509 IT SAVES THE LOSING TEAM 202 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,077 FROM FURTHER EMBARRASSMENT. 203 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:31,502 ALL RIGHT, BEACON STREET PIZZA! 204 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,637 BRING THE TEAM IN. 205 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:35,173 I'LL GIVE THEM ALL FREE... MEDIUM SALADS. 206 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,542 THANKS, BILL. 207 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,245 TESSIO IS GOING DOWN. 208 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,618 ARE YOU, LIKE, A COMPULSIVE LIAR, 209 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,232 OR CAN YOU CONTROL IT? 210 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:52,057 I DIDN'T LIE. I SAID 16-0. 211 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,960 I JUST DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT WE WERE... THE NOTHING. 212 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:58,330 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST TO... 213 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,645 FLOWERS BY BRUCE. 214 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,068 SHAR, SHAKE IT OFF. 215 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,914 IT WAS OUR FIRST GAME. WE'LL GET BETTER. 216 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,383 YEAH, IF WE SHOOT APRIL IN THE HEAD. 217 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,706 OH, YOU KNOW... 218 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,354 YOU KNOW, IT'S SO EASY TO BLAME APRIL. 219 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,212 ACTUALLY, PETE, IT IS. 220 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:17,148 SHE WALKED THE FIRST 12 BATTERS. 221 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,451 ALL RIGHT, BUT THEN SHE SETTLED DOWN. 222 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,952 SHE FOUND HER RHYTHM. 223 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:24,055 HER HOME-RUN RHYTHM. 224 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,657 WHAT WAS THAT, 6 IN A ROW? 225 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:27,658 YOU SHOULD'VE PULLED HER. 226 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:29,205 YOU TOLD ME I COULD PITCH. 227 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:32,397 SHARON, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 228 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,371 "THANK YOU FOR OUR FIRST-EVER WIN. 229 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,239 FLOWERS BY BRUCE." 230 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:43,908 IT WAS FUN. 231 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,877 YOU KEEP IN TOUCH. 232 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:57,122 WELL... LOOK WHO MADE A FRIEND. 233 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,257 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! 234 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,504 APRIL'S NOT PITCHING AGAINST TESSIO'S. 235 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,328 I AM. 236 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,963 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, I'LL CLEAT YOUR ASS. 237 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,178 CAN I TAKE THESE FLOWERS? 238 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,442 THEY WOULD REALLY BRIGHTEN UP MY KITCHEN. 239 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,539 WHAT IS WITH HER? 240 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:17,442 WHAT IS WITH YOU? 241 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,787 WHAT HAPPENED TO "MR. I HATE TO LOSE"? 242 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,079 HE FINALLY MET PINBALL GIRL. 243 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,315 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 244 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,752 BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP ME WITH THE REST OF THE GIRLS. 245 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,521 THEY WANT APRIL OUT. 246 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,790 BUNNY, QUITE FRANKLY, WAS EMBARRASSED. 247 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,426 BUNNY. 248 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,962 THE EXOTIC POLE DANCER IN RIGHT FIELD WAS EMBARRASSED. 249 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,331 SHE'S A CHAMPION POLE DANCER. 250 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,868 THEY RETIRED HER THONG. 251 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,540 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 252 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,708 FORGET IT. APRIL LOVES TO PITCH, 253 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,744 AND I WANT APRIL TO LOVE ME. END OF STORY. 254 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,913 BOYS... HEH HEH HEH... 255 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,348 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE 256 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,983 WITH THAT STUFFED PEPPER TESSIO. 257 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,219 MADE A LITTLE BET ON SATURDAY'S GAME. 258 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,287 HOW LITTLE? 259 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,067 WE'RE TALKING LITTLE, RIGHT? 260 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,591 OH, NO. AFTER WE KICK TESSIO'S BUTT, 261 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,725 HE AND HIS DELIVERY BOYS 262 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,938 HAVE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEIR OWN RESTAURANT 263 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:13,331 AND PASS OUT FLIERS FOR BEACON STREET PIZZA. 264 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,432 HA HA HA. 265 00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:15,766 THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BIG. 266 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:19,504 DRESSED AS MEATBALLS AND CALZONES. 267 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:25,543 AND SO, UH... IF WE WERE TO LOSE... 268 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,313 16-0. HEY, MY BOYS AREN'T GONNA LOSE. 269 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,250 MY BOYS ARE WINNERS. HEH HEH. 270 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,356 DON'T WORRY. 271 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,625 I THINK YOU LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING. 272 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,399 THERE ARE 3 THINGS I DON'T WEAR. 273 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:53,170 SANDALS, TURTLENECKS... AND ITALIAN FOOD. 274 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,006 LOOK, JUST TELL APRIL 275 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,440 SHE CAN PLAY RIGHT FIELD. 276 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,354 SHARON WILL PITCH, AND WE'LL MOVE BUNNY TO SECOND 277 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,744 SO SHE CAN BE CLOSER TO ME ON FIRST. 278 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,823 HI, COACH. 279 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,625 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 280 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,249 HE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 281 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,753 YOU'RE DOING HER A FAVOR. 282 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,623 SHE'S HUMILIATING HERSELF OUT THERE! 283 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,771 YEAH, I KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, 284 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,195 BUT SHE LOOKS SO CUTE IN HER UNIFORM. 285 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,665 JUST RELAX, OK? TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 286 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,767 NOW, I WANT YOU TO PICTURE YOU AND ME 287 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,437 DRESSED UP AS A NUMBER 4 COMBO. 288 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,008 HEY, COACH. 289 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,343 APRIL. 290 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,145 TOUGH GAME TODAY. 291 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,279 YEAH, YEAH. 292 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,347 YOU KNOW, APRIL... 293 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,583 PETE, YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. 294 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,297 ANYONE ELSE WOULD'VE PULLED ME OUT OF THE GAME 295 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,154 AND STUCK ME IN RIGHT FIELD. 296 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,455 YEAH, BUT YOU SEE... 297 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,568 BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE IN ME, SO NEXT GAME... 298 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:47,891 I'M GONNA PROVE YOU RIGHT. 299 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,604 - BUT... - BUT I KNOW IT WON'T BE EASY, 300 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,195 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER 301 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,396 EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK. 302 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,669 EVERY NIGHT? 303 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:03,407 AND AFTER THE GAME... WE CAN CELEBRATE... 304 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,809 AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE ON THE CAPE. 305 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:10,147 THEY'RE IN EUROPE. 306 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,085 SO, WHAT WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME? 307 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,889 I... 308 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,239 ICE THAT ARM. 309 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,562 REALLY LOOSEN IT UP. 310 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,437 OHH... THAT'S BETTER. 311 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,639 LUCKY I'M A DOCTOR. 312 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,677 YOU HAD A BIG KNOT IN YOUR THIGH. 313 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,313 THANKS. 314 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,316 YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING OF SPECIALIZING... 315 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,751 IN EXOTIC DANCE MEDICINE. 316 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,658 - BERG. - BILL. 317 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,071 BILL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 318 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,929 I COME TO SEE MY TEAM KILL TESSIO'S! 319 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,868 WHY ARE THE CHEERLEADERS PLAYING CATCH? 320 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,337 THOSE AREN'T THE CHEERLEADERS. 321 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,471 THAT'S THE TEAM. 322 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,018 YOU SEE, IT'S A COED LEAGUE. 323 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,774 I KNOW, BUT YOU ONLY NEED 2 GIRLS. 324 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,209 YOU HIDE ONE IN RIGHT FIELD, 325 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,946 AND YOU BURY THE OTHER ONE AT DESIGNATED HITTER. 326 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,249 OH, APRIL, PUT A JACKET ON THAT PITCHING ARM. 327 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,417 APRIL? 328 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,319 YOUR PITCHER'S NAME IS APRIL? 329 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,089 - HI. I'M BUNNY. - RIGHT FIELD. 330 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,525 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 331 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,826 A MEATBALL AND A CALZONE. 332 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,896 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE GUYS FROM TESSIO'S. 333 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,743 OH, MY GOD. THOSE ARE THE WOMEN. 334 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,267 PLAY BALL! 335 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,303 [CHEERING] 336 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,238 Woman: START US OFF! 337 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,918 Second woman: UP THE MIDDLE! 338 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,486 Third woman: CUTE SHOES. 339 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,343 Fourth woman: THANKS. 340 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,344 OK. 341 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,158 GOING OUT ON A LIMB HERE, 342 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,261 BUT I'M GUESSING YOU HAVEN'T TOLD APRIL SHE'S NOT THE PITCHER. 343 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,984 [BAT HITS BALLS] 344 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,153 [CROWD CHEERS] 345 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,789 FINALLY! OUR FIRST HIT! 346 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:02,693 OF THE GAME! WHOO-HOO! 347 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,664 LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU, 348 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,800 SHE'S BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD ALL WEEK. 349 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,202 IT'S ONLY FAIR TO LET HER START. 350 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,937 [BAT HITS BALL] ALL RIGHT! 351 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,539 [CHEERING] 352 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,773 ALL RIGHT! 353 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,643 THESE CHEERLEADERS GOT GAME! 354 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,479 - ALL RIGHT, I'M UP. - WHOA, WHOA. 355 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,814 SEND IN ONE OF THE GIRLS. 356 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,660 - YO, MADELYN, GRAB A BAT. - HA HA HA! 357 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:28,863 HEY, TESSIO, YOU DON'T KNOW A STRIKE ZONE 358 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,854 FROM A CALZONE. 359 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,523 I JUST MADE THAT UP. 360 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,757 REALLY? 361 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,493 [BAT HITS BALL] 362 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,761 OHH! WHOO-HOO! 363 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,963 BASES LOADED! 364 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,110 HA HA HA! 365 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,100 ALL RIGHT, I'M UP. 366 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,504 BUT LISTEN, 367 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,351 IF APRIL STARTS SUCKING UP A STORM OUT THERE, 368 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,386 YOU'RE GONNA PULL HER OUT AND PUT IN SHARON. 369 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,745 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE THIS... GAME. 370 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,647 OK, BUT IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 371 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,227 I HAVE SOME RUNNERS TO DRIVE IN. 372 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,218 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT UP 373 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,320 WITH THE NATURAL. 374 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:07,591 [MUSIC FROM THE NATURAL PLAYS] 375 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,800 [SOUND OF BATS HITTING BALLS] 376 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:28,805 ALL RIGHT, APRIL, FIRE IT IN THERE. 377 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,507 BALL 3! 378 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,245 HEY, PETE, WHAT SIZE MEATBALL DO YOU WEAR? 379 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,413 TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT. 380 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,531 - I KNOW, I HAVE TO STEP TOWARD THE PLATE. - NO, IT'S FINE. 381 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,188 MY RELEASE POINT'S OFF. IT'S MY CONCENTRATION. 382 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,036 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU AND ME AT THE CAPE. 383 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:52,329 REMEMBER, BETWEEN THE SHOULDERS AND THE KNEES. 384 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,098 GREAT... GREAT JOB, APRIL. 385 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,734 YOU'RE THE BEST. 386 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,737 OK, SHE'S GOT TO GO. 387 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,516 SHE'S REALLY LOOKING FORWARD 388 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,984 TO TAKING ME TO THE CAPE. 389 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:07,544 IF YOU DON'T PULL APRIL OUT RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GONNA LOSE. 390 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,546 ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE THE TEAM 391 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,547 - JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE SEX? - YES. 392 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,650 I'VE GOTTA RESPECT THAT. 393 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,288 - YOU DO? - ABSOLUTELY. 394 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,327 DAMN! I WISH I COULD RESPECT THAT. 395 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,607 LOOK, THIS IS ALL WRONG. 396 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,642 IT'S ALL WRONG. 397 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,042 I CAN'T DO IT TO THE TEAM. 398 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:31,246 APRIL. ALL RIGHT, UH... RIGHT FIELD. 399 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,703 BUNNY, SECOND BASE. 400 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,672 - SHARO... - COUGH UP THE ROCK. 401 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,507 HEY, WHOA. LISTEN. 402 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,209 TESSIO... HE LOVES TO CROWD THE PLATE. 403 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,779 NOT MY PLATE. 404 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,015 Umpire: PLAY BALL! 405 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,483 WELL, WELL, WELL. 406 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,885 LOOK WHO'S ON THE MOUND. 407 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,322 TINKER BELL. 408 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,692 DON'T HURT YOUR DUSTING ARM. 409 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,503 HEY, YOU HIT TESSIO! 410 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,205 HE WAS CROWDING THE PLATE. 411 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,918 YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE. 412 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,320 - COME ON! - COME ON! YEAH! 413 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,476 [WOMEN ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE] 414 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,713 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! I CAN'T HIT YOU. 415 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,991 YOU'RE A GIRL. 416 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,293 THEY'RE ALL GIRLS. 417 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,417 EXCEPT THOSE TWO. 418 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,670 HEY, IT WAS NICE WORKING WITH YOU. 419 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,994 IT'S BEEN A REAL PLEASURE. 420 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,773 EAT AT TESSIO'S, BEST PIZZA IN BOSTON. 421 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,808 PETE, SMILE. 422 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,911 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 423 00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,646 MY SAUCE IS CROOKED. 424 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,949 SAY CHEESE! 425 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,651 BITE ME! 426 00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,623 HEH HEH HEH HEH! 427 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,328 OH, MAN. BERG, BILL IS NEVER, EVER 428 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,675 GONNA FORGIVE US FOR THIS. 429 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,566 OH, RELAX. HE'S GOT A HEALTHY SENSE OF HUMOR. 430 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:17,808 I'M NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU GUYS. 431 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:31,021 NOW, HOW CAN YOU TELL ME THAT GENETIC ENGINEERING 432 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,035 COULD POSSIBLY BENEFIT SOCIETY? 433 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,592 THROUGHOUT HUMAN HISTORY, 434 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,494 WE HAVE BEEN FRIGHTENED BY TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT, 435 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,763 YET WE'VE ALWAYS ADAPTED TO IT. 436 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,744 HE'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT THE TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS THAT WE SHOULD FEAR, 437 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,969 BUT THE MISAPPLICATION OF IT BY UNSTABLE MINDS. 438 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,170 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 439 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:54,170 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 29668

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