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SHOWER DRAIN STILL CLOGGED?
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YEP.
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LOOK AT US, PETE.
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DOES LIFE SEEM DULL LATELY?
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NOT ANYMORE, NOW THAT I
HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE
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WITH ONE EYE.
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[GLASS BREAKS]
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SO, FUN DAY AT THE PARK?
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I GOT KICKED OFF THE TEAM.
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NOW WHAT'D YOU DO?
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I SPIKED THE SECOND BASEMAN.
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THAT'S ALL PART OF THE GAME.
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OUR SECOND BASEMAN.
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- OOH.
- OOH. YEAH,
THAT'S WRONG.
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I'M IN RIGHT FIELD.
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I CUT OFF A BALL IN THE GAP
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AND FIRE A ROCKET TO SECOND.
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SCHMUCKO DROPS IT,
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THEN TELLS ME, "TRY NOT TO
THROW OUT YOUR SHOPPING ARM."
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THAT'S WHEN I RAN IN,
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AND I CLEATED
HIM IN THE SHIN. HA!
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THESE COED SOFTBALL
LEAGUES ARE ALL SEXIST.
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COED?
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AS IN BOYS AND GIRLS
WORKING, TOILING,
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SWEATING TOGETHER
TOWARDS A COMMON GOAL?
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HARDLY.
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THEY'RE FORCED TO HAVE
AT LEAST 2 GIRLS ON THE TEAM.
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SO THEY HIDE ONE IN RIGHT FIELD
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AND BURY THE OTHER
ONE AS DESIGNATED HITTER.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY WANT TO WIN.
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KIDDING! KIDDING! KIDDING!
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YOU KNOW... I HAVE
THE PERFECT SOLUTION.
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COME PLAY ON OUR TEAM.
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YEAH!
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WE DON'T HAVE A TEAM.
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PETE, I HAVE A DREAM.
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A DREAM...
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WHERE WOMEN ARE
FREE TO ROAM ALL FIELDS,
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NOT JUST RIGHT,
BUT CENTER... LEFT...
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AND, YES... EVEN SHORTSTOP.
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EVEN PITCHER?
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SORRY, KITTEN,
THAT'S MAN'S WORK.
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I AM FUR...
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PETE, HERE'S THE ROSTER.
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YOU, ME,
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AND 7 GORGEOUS BABES IN
SKINTIGHT BASEBALL PANTS.
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THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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BUT YOU KNOW ME, I HATE TO LOSE.
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WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LOSING?
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WHAT IS THE NUMBER ONE COLLEGIATE
WOMEN'S SPORT IN THE COUNTRY?
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- AFTER THAT.
- BASKETBALL.
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- VOLLEYBALL.
- AFTER THAT.
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- SOFTBALL.
- SOFTBALL.
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AND WHAT'S THE CITY...
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WITH THE MOST COLLEGES?
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BOSTON.
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RIGHT-O.
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WE RECRUIT 7 GORGEOUS RINGERS
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FROM THE FINEST WOMEN'S
SOFTBALL TEAMS IN BOSTON.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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PLAY BALL. [GLASS BREAKS]
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WE'LL PRACTICE.
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BILL, IF YOU SPONSOR US,
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IT'LL BE GREAT PUBLICITY
FOR THE PIZZA PLACE.
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YEAH, LIKE THE 1985 BEACON
STREET LITTLE CHEESES.
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THEY MADE THE HEADLINES.
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FOR BEING THE FIRST TEAM
IN LITTLE LEAGUE HISTORY
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TO LOSE EVERY GAME.
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THEY WERE ALWAYS DROWNING
THEIR SORROWS IN MY FREE PIZZAS.
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THEY GOT SO FAT, I HAD TO DRIVE
THEM TO THE GAME IN GROUPS OF 3.
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BUT THIS ISN'T LITTLE LEAGUE.
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THIS IS US. IT'LL BE FUN.
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COME ON, BILL.
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I BET YOU WERE QUITE
AN ATHLETE IN YOUR DAY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IN MY DAY?
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DID I SAY IN MY DAY?
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WELL, I CAN'T PLAY, ANYWAY.
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ELLEN WON'T LET ME WEAR A CUP.
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EXCUSE ME?
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WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE KIDS,
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AND ELLEN READ SOME
ARTICLE AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
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THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO HEAT UP YOUR NU...
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YOUR TE... YOUR... AREA.
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COME ON, BILL.
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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THE MAN SAID NO.
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NO MEANS NO.
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THANK YOU, BERG.
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GUESS THE LEAGUE CHAMP THIS YEAR
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WILL BE TESSIO'S PIZZERIA.
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- TESSIO'S?
- YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, OUR FRIENDS
DOWN THE STREET,
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THE ONES WHO SLIP THEIR COUPONS
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INTO OUR PIZZA BOXES.
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WHEN THEY'RE NOT DOING THAT,
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THEY'RE OUT THERE WINNING
BIG SOFTBALL TROPHIES
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WITH NO ONE TO STOP THEM.
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BUT NO BIG DEAL.
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WHEN DO YOU NEED THE UNIFORMS?
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IF WE GET OUR ROSTER IN
BY THE END OF THE WEEK,
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WE'LL HAVE A GAME THIS SATURDAY.
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WHEN DO WE PLAY TESSIO'S?
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WEEK AFTER THAT.
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BILL, WHERE YOU GOING?
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AS A GESTURE OF
SPORTSMANSHIP AND GOODWILL,
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I'M GOING TO GO OVER TO TESSIO'S
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AND WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK.
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AND AS I'M LEAVING,
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I'M GONNA STICK MY MENU
IN HIS FRONT WINDOW.
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YEAH!
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OK. SO WHEN DO WE GET
TO MEET THESE RINGERS
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YOU'VE BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT?
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NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.
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SHARON, PETE... LET'S GIVE IT UP
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FOR YOUR BEACON
STREET PIZZA ALL-STARS.
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MEET OUR OUTFIELD.
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MADELYN... JENNIFER...
AND MICHELLE.
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OUR THIRD BASEMAN,
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LEANNE "THE RIFLE" REGALBUTO.
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AND THIS... IS... BUNNY.
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HI.
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HI.
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DO YOU EXPECT ME
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TO PLAY WITH A
TEAM FULL OF CHICKS?
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HEY, SQUIRT,
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THREE OF US PLAY
FOR BOSTON COLLEGE.
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I PLAY FOR FLORIDA STATE.
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AND I PLAY THE MAIN STAGE
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AT TOPLESS, TOPLESS, TOPLESS.
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SHE STRIPS TO TAKE ME
OUT TO THE BALL GAME.
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WAIT, SHARON, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
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YOU AFRAID YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BE THE BEST GIRL ON THE TEAM?
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WE'LL SEE.
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ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
LET'S HIT THE CAGES.
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OH, I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCING.
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THE BATTING CAGES.
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OH.
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YES!
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WE'VE GOT 8 PLAYERS.
WE'RE ONE SHORT.
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I KNOW. I WAS COUNTING ON BILL,
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BUT THIS CUP THING
CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
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ALL RIGHT, WHO WE GONNA GET?
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YOU KNOW, I LOVE BASEBALL.
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BUT THEY SAID I THREW
THE WORLD SERIES.
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I WAS BANNED FROM THE GAME.
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THOUGHT I WOULD
NEVER PLAY AGAIN.
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THEN, ONE DAY,
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THIS KOOK IN IOWA
TEARS UP HIS FARM
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TO MAKE A BASEBALL FIELD.
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HE BUILT IT... WE CAME.
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THAT'S... THAT'S TERRIFIC.
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LISTEN, UM... WE'RE JUST GONNA
STEP OVER HERE INTO REALITY.
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YES!
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IT'S PINBALL GIRL.
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GOD, SHE COMES IN
HERE JUST TO TORTURE ME.
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[WHISPERING] Ease his pain.
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LOOK, PETE,
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YOU'VE BEEN DROOLING
OVER THIS GIRL FOR 3 MONTHS.
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GO TALK TO HER.
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SHE'S WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
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Go the distance.
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PETE, DON'T YOU SEE? NOW
WE HAVE A SOFTBALL TEAM.
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DON'T FORGET WHY
WE GOT INTO THIS.
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WHAT, TO BE SHALLOW
AND TO MANIPULATE WOMEN?
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THERE YOU GO.
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CAN I HAVE SOME CHANGE?
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UH...
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THANKS.
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Don't be a wuss.
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EXCUSE ME. CAN I
TALK TO YOU FOR A...
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HI, UM, YOU KNOW, I
COULDN'T HELP BUT NO...
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HEY, LOOK, YOUR DAD WANTS
TO PLAY CATCH WITH YOU.
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UM... I... I COULDN'T
HELP BUT NOTICE
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THAT YOU ARE A REALLY
GOOD PINBALL PLAYER.
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NOBODY HITS THE CRAZY
HORSE MULTI-BONUS BALL
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- MORE THAN YOU.
- THANKS.
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SO YOU MUST BE
GREAT AT SOFTBALL.
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WHY IS THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT... BUT, UH...
MY FRIEND AND I
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ARE STARTING UP A TEAM,
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AND WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A NINTH PLAYER.
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I LOVE SOFTBALL.
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WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
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I USED TO PLAY WITH MY BROTHERS.
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I USED TO BEG THEM
TO LET ME PITCH.
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THAT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE WE'RE
LOOKING FOR A PITCHER.
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CAN YOU GET ME ON THE TEAM?
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UH... I-I'LL HAVE
TO ASK THE COACH.
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COACH SAYS YES.
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ALL RIGHT.
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- I'M PETE.
- APRIL.
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SO I'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY,
3:00 AT BILL BUCKNER PARK.
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I'LL BE THERE.
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OK.
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PETE DUNVILLE WITH
THE PLAY OF THE DAY.
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HEY...
- HOW'D MY TEAM DO?
- 16-0.
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THE UMPIRE CALLED THE GAME
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AFTER THE FIRST INNING.
IT'S CALLED A "MERCY RULE."
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IT SAVES THE LOSING TEAM
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FROM FURTHER EMBARRASSMENT.
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ALL RIGHT, BEACON STREET PIZZA!
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BRING THE TEAM IN.
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I'LL GIVE THEM ALL
FREE... MEDIUM SALADS.
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THANKS, BILL.
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TESSIO IS GOING DOWN.
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ARE YOU, LIKE, A
COMPULSIVE LIAR,
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OR CAN YOU CONTROL IT?
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I DIDN'T LIE. I SAID 16-0.
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I JUST DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT
WE WERE... THE NOTHING.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST TO...
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FLOWERS BY BRUCE.
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SHAR, SHAKE IT OFF.
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IT WAS OUR FIRST
GAME. WE'LL GET BETTER.
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YEAH, IF WE SHOOT
APRIL IN THE HEAD.
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OH, YOU KNOW...
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YOU KNOW, IT'S SO
EASY TO BLAME APRIL.
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ACTUALLY, PETE, IT IS.
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SHE WALKED THE FIRST 12 BATTERS.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT THEN
SHE SETTLED DOWN.
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SHE FOUND HER RHYTHM.
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HER HOME-RUN RHYTHM.
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WHAT WAS THAT, 6 IN A ROW?
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YOU SHOULD'VE PULLED HER.
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YOU TOLD ME I COULD PITCH.
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SHARON, YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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"THANK YOU FOR
OUR FIRST-EVER WIN.
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FLOWERS BY BRUCE."
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IT WAS FUN.
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YOU KEEP IN TOUCH.
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WELL... LOOK WHO MADE A FRIEND.
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
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APRIL'S NOT PITCHING
AGAINST TESSIO'S.
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I AM.
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YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH
THAT, I'LL CLEAT YOUR ASS.
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CAN I TAKE THESE FLOWERS?
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THEY WOULD REALLY
BRIGHTEN UP MY KITCHEN.
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WHAT IS WITH HER?
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WHAT IS WITH YOU?
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WHAT HAPPENED TO
"MR. I HATE TO LOSE"?
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HE FINALLY MET PINBALL GIRL.
243
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,315
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
244
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,752
BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP ME
WITH THE REST OF THE GIRLS.
245
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,521
THEY WANT APRIL OUT.
246
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,790
BUNNY, QUITE FRANKLY,
WAS EMBARRASSED.
247
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,426
BUNNY.
248
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,962
THE EXOTIC POLE DANCER IN
RIGHT FIELD WAS EMBARRASSED.
249
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,331
SHE'S A CHAMPION POLE DANCER.
250
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,868
THEY RETIRED HER THONG.
251
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,540
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
252
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,708
FORGET IT. APRIL LOVES TO PITCH,
253
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,744
AND I WANT APRIL TO
LOVE ME. END OF STORY.
254
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,913
BOYS... HEH HEH HEH...
255
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,348
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
256
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,983
WITH THAT STUFFED PEPPER TESSIO.
257
00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,219
MADE A LITTLE BET
ON SATURDAY'S GAME.
258
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,287
HOW LITTLE?
259
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,067
WE'RE TALKING LITTLE, RIGHT?
260
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,591
OH, NO. AFTER WE
KICK TESSIO'S BUTT,
261
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,725
HE AND HIS DELIVERY BOYS
262
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,938
HAVE TO STAND IN FRONT
OF THEIR OWN RESTAURANT
263
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:13,331
AND PASS OUT FLIERS
FOR BEACON STREET PIZZA.
264
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,432
HA HA HA.
265
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:15,766
THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BIG.
266
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:19,504
DRESSED AS MEATBALLS
AND CALZONES.
267
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:25,543
AND SO, UH... IF
WE WERE TO LOSE...
268
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,313
16-0. HEY, MY BOYS
AREN'T GONNA LOSE.
269
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,250
MY BOYS ARE WINNERS. HEH HEH.
270
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,356
DON'T WORRY.
271
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,625
I THINK YOU LOOK
GOOD IN ANYTHING.
272
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,399
THERE ARE 3 THINGS I DON'T WEAR.
273
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:53,170
SANDALS, TURTLENECKS...
AND ITALIAN FOOD.
274
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,006
LOOK, JUST TELL APRIL
275
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,440
SHE CAN PLAY RIGHT FIELD.
276
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,354
SHARON WILL PITCH, AND
WE'LL MOVE BUNNY TO SECOND
277
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,744
SO SHE CAN BE
CLOSER TO ME ON FIRST.
278
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,823
HI, COACH.
279
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,625
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
280
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,249
HE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
281
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,753
YOU'RE DOING HER A FAVOR.
282
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,623
SHE'S HUMILIATING
HERSELF OUT THERE!
283
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,771
YEAH, I KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT,
284
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,195
BUT SHE LOOKS SO
CUTE IN HER UNIFORM.
285
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,665
JUST RELAX, OK?
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
286
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,767
NOW, I WANT YOU TO
PICTURE YOU AND ME
287
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,437
DRESSED UP AS A NUMBER 4 COMBO.
288
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,008
HEY, COACH.
289
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,343
APRIL.
290
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,145
TOUGH GAME TODAY.
291
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,279
YEAH, YEAH.
292
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,347
YOU KNOW, APRIL...
293
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,583
PETE, YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL.
294
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,297
ANYONE ELSE WOULD'VE
PULLED ME OUT OF THE GAME
295
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,154
AND STUCK ME IN RIGHT FIELD.
296
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,455
YEAH, BUT YOU SEE...
297
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,568
BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE
CONFIDENCE IN ME, SO NEXT GAME...
298
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:47,891
I'M GONNA PROVE YOU RIGHT.
299
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,604
- BUT...
- BUT I KNOW IT WON'T BE EASY,
300
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,195
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO WORK TOGETHER
301
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,396
EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.
302
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,669
EVERY NIGHT?
303
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:03,407
AND AFTER THE GAME...
WE CAN CELEBRATE...
304
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,809
AT MY PARENTS'
HOUSE ON THE CAPE.
305
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:10,147
THEY'RE IN EUROPE.
306
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,085
SO, WHAT WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME?
307
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,889
I...
308
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,239
ICE THAT ARM.
309
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,562
REALLY LOOSEN IT UP.
310
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,437
OHH... THAT'S BETTER.
311
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,639
LUCKY I'M A DOCTOR.
312
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,677
YOU HAD A BIG
KNOT IN YOUR THIGH.
313
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,313
THANKS.
314
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,316
YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING
OF SPECIALIZING...
315
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,751
IN EXOTIC DANCE MEDICINE.
316
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,658
- BERG.
- BILL.
317
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,071
BILL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
318
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,929
I COME TO SEE MY
TEAM KILL TESSIO'S!
319
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,868
WHY ARE THE CHEERLEADERS
PLAYING CATCH?
320
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,337
THOSE AREN'T THE CHEERLEADERS.
321
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,471
THAT'S THE TEAM.
322
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,018
YOU SEE, IT'S A COED LEAGUE.
323
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,774
I KNOW, BUT YOU
ONLY NEED 2 GIRLS.
324
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,209
YOU HIDE ONE IN RIGHT FIELD,
325
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,946
AND YOU BURY THE OTHER
ONE AT DESIGNATED HITTER.
326
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,249
OH, APRIL, PUT A JACKET
ON THAT PITCHING ARM.
327
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,417
APRIL?
328
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,319
YOUR PITCHER'S NAME IS APRIL?
329
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,089
- HI. I'M BUNNY.
- RIGHT FIELD.
330
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,525
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
331
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,826
A MEATBALL AND A CALZONE.
332
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,896
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF
THOSE GUYS FROM TESSIO'S.
333
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,743
OH, MY GOD. THOSE ARE THE WOMEN.
334
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,267
PLAY BALL!
335
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,303
[CHEERING]
336
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,238
Woman: START US OFF!
337
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,918
Second woman: UP THE MIDDLE!
338
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,486
Third woman: CUTE SHOES.
339
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,343
Fourth woman: THANKS.
340
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,344
OK.
341
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,158
GOING OUT ON A LIMB HERE,
342
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,261
BUT I'M GUESSING YOU HAVEN'T
TOLD APRIL SHE'S NOT THE PITCHER.
343
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,984
[BAT HITS BALLS]
344
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,153
[CROWD CHEERS]
345
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,789
FINALLY! OUR FIRST HIT!
346
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:02,693
OF THE GAME! WHOO-HOO!
347
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,664
LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU,
348
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,800
SHE'S BEEN WORKING
REALLY HARD ALL WEEK.
349
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,202
IT'S ONLY FAIR TO LET HER START.
350
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,937
[BAT HITS BALL] ALL RIGHT!
351
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,539
[CHEERING]
352
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,773
ALL RIGHT!
353
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,643
THESE CHEERLEADERS GOT GAME!
354
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,479
- ALL RIGHT, I'M UP.
- WHOA, WHOA.
355
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,814
SEND IN ONE OF THE GIRLS.
356
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,660
- YO, MADELYN,
GRAB A BAT.
- HA HA HA!
357
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:28,863
HEY, TESSIO, YOU DON'T
KNOW A STRIKE ZONE
358
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,854
FROM A CALZONE.
359
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,523
I JUST MADE THAT UP.
360
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,757
REALLY?
361
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,493
[BAT HITS BALL]
362
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,761
OHH! WHOO-HOO!
363
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,963
BASES LOADED!
364
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,110
HA HA HA!
365
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,100
ALL RIGHT, I'M UP.
366
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,504
BUT LISTEN,
367
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,351
IF APRIL STARTS SUCKING
UP A STORM OUT THERE,
368
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,386
YOU'RE GONNA PULL HER
OUT AND PUT IN SHARON.
369
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,745
WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO LOSE THIS... GAME.
370
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,647
OK, BUT IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
371
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,227
I HAVE SOME RUNNERS TO DRIVE IN.
372
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,218
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO TAKE THAT UP
373
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,320
WITH THE NATURAL.
374
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:07,591
[MUSIC FROM THE NATURAL PLAYS]
375
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,800
[SOUND OF BATS HITTING BALLS]
376
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:28,805
ALL RIGHT, APRIL,
FIRE IT IN THERE.
377
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,507
BALL 3!
378
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,245
HEY, PETE, WHAT SIZE
MEATBALL DO YOU WEAR?
379
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,413
TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT.
380
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,531
- I KNOW, I HAVE TO STEP
TOWARD THE PLATE.
- NO, IT'S FINE.
381
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,188
MY RELEASE POINT'S OFF.
IT'S MY CONCENTRATION.
382
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,036
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT
YOU AND ME AT THE CAPE.
383
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:52,329
REMEMBER, BETWEEN THE
SHOULDERS AND THE KNEES.
384
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,098
GREAT... GREAT JOB, APRIL.
385
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,734
YOU'RE THE BEST.
386
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,737
OK, SHE'S GOT TO GO.
387
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,516
SHE'S REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
388
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,984
TO TAKING ME TO THE CAPE.
389
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:07,544
IF YOU DON'T PULL APRIL OUT
RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GONNA LOSE.
390
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,546
ARE YOU WILLING TO
SACRIFICE THE TEAM
391
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,547
- JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE SEX?
- YES.
392
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,650
I'VE GOTTA RESPECT THAT.
393
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,288
- YOU DO?
- ABSOLUTELY.
394
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,327
DAMN! I WISH I
COULD RESPECT THAT.
395
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,607
LOOK, THIS IS ALL WRONG.
396
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,642
IT'S ALL WRONG.
397
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,042
I CAN'T DO IT TO THE TEAM.
398
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:31,246
APRIL. ALL RIGHT,
UH... RIGHT FIELD.
399
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,703
BUNNY, SECOND BASE.
400
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,672
- SHARO...
- COUGH UP THE ROCK.
401
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,507
HEY, WHOA. LISTEN.
402
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,209
TESSIO... HE LOVES
TO CROWD THE PLATE.
403
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,779
NOT MY PLATE.
404
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,015
Umpire: PLAY BALL!
405
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,483
WELL, WELL, WELL.
406
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,885
LOOK WHO'S ON THE MOUND.
407
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,322
TINKER BELL.
408
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,692
DON'T HURT YOUR DUSTING ARM.
409
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,503
HEY, YOU HIT TESSIO!
410
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,205
HE WAS CROWDING THE PLATE.
411
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,918
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
412
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,320
- COME ON!
- COME ON! YEAH!
413
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,476
[WOMEN ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
414
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,713
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
I CAN'T HIT YOU.
415
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,991
YOU'RE A GIRL.
416
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,293
THEY'RE ALL GIRLS.
417
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,417
EXCEPT THOSE TWO.
418
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,670
HEY, IT WAS NICE
WORKING WITH YOU.
419
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,994
IT'S BEEN A REAL PLEASURE.
420
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,773
EAT AT TESSIO'S,
BEST PIZZA IN BOSTON.
421
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,808
PETE, SMILE.
422
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,911
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
423
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,646
MY SAUCE IS CROOKED.
424
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,949
SAY CHEESE!
425
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,651
BITE ME!
426
00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,623
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
427
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,328
OH, MAN. BERG,
BILL IS NEVER, EVER
428
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,675
GONNA FORGIVE US FOR THIS.
429
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,566
OH, RELAX. HE'S GOT A
HEALTHY SENSE OF HUMOR.
430
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:17,808
I'M NOT EVEN
TALKING TO YOU GUYS.
431
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:31,021
NOW, HOW CAN YOU TELL ME
THAT GENETIC ENGINEERING
432
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,035
COULD POSSIBLY BENEFIT SOCIETY?
433
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,592
THROUGHOUT HUMAN HISTORY,
434
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,494
WE HAVE BEEN FRIGHTENED BY
TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT,
435
00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,763
YET WE'VE ALWAYS ADAPTED TO IT.
436
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,744
HE'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT THE TECHNOLOGICAL
ADVANCEMENTS THAT WE SHOULD FEAR,
437
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,969
BUT THE MISAPPLICATION
OF IT BY UNSTABLE MINDS.
438
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,170
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
439
00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:54,170
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