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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==- 2 00:02:28,776 --> 00:02:30,216 Come on, boys. 3 00:02:30,865 --> 00:02:33,340 Get him out of there. Yeah, there we go. 4 00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:35,456 Bring him on up here. 5 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,776 He's a goner. 6 00:02:36,976 --> 00:02:41,616 Yep, definitely Buc Woodriff. Goddammit! 7 00:02:41,816 --> 00:02:45,417 Unbelievable. This is the third fishing accident this year. 8 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:47,217 Shit. 9 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,896 I was kinda hoping it'd be Rusty Boyd. Curtis! 10 00:02:50,856 --> 00:02:53,217 Would you step back, please. 11 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,337 Rusty Boyd? 12 00:02:58,536 --> 00:03:00,777 Rusty's been banging his wife. 13 00:03:00,976 --> 00:03:02,616 No shit? 14 00:03:03,777 --> 00:03:05,457 So what do you think? 15 00:03:06,377 --> 00:03:10,136 I gotta be honest, boss. I thought he was a Bud man. 16 00:03:10,337 --> 00:03:16,097 Yeah. I think he went for a cold one and slipped in a hole. End of story. 17 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:19,336 Sounds good to me. 18 00:03:19,937 --> 00:03:21,737 Here comes the family. 19 00:03:25,697 --> 00:03:29,057 - You want me to take care of them? - No. 20 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:31,777 You wait here. 21 00:03:36,177 --> 00:03:38,377 You don't have to look at me like that. 22 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,537 Come on, fellers, get this guy covered up. 23 00:03:44,297 --> 00:03:45,697 Folks... 24 00:03:46,697 --> 00:03:49,137 I'm afraid it's not good news. 25 00:03:49,337 --> 00:03:51,057 Is he dead? 26 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,738 Step back! Step back! 27 00:03:55,297 --> 00:03:58,658 If it's any comfort to you, it was a peaceful passing. 28 00:03:58,857 --> 00:04:00,137 Thank God. 29 00:04:00,337 --> 00:04:02,137 Follow me, please. 30 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:14,578 Peaceful my ass. 31 00:04:14,777 --> 00:04:16,778 Poor bastard. 32 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:22,418 Must have froze on impact. 33 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:25,658 He's still a good looking man. 34 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:30,937 As I stand here looking at my father's lifeless body. 35 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:36,417 I wish I could feel something, but all I feel is cold. 36 00:04:36,618 --> 00:04:38,018 Dad, 37 00:04:38,217 --> 00:04:40,898 I'd like to have his wedding ring. 38 00:04:44,058 --> 00:04:46,017 Well... 39 00:04:48,938 --> 00:04:50,418 it's froze stuck. 40 00:04:54,698 --> 00:04:56,058 Oh shit! 41 00:04:56,258 --> 00:04:58,338 Let me help you with that. 42 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:03,338 Since my first waking memory, I've been asking myself the same question: 43 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:06,338 - Here! Got it! - Who are these people? 44 00:05:06,538 --> 00:05:08,978 It was a good idea. It's gold. 45 00:05:10,419 --> 00:05:11,578 Bye, bye, Buc. 46 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:15,219 I can't help but think that somehow in the grand scheme of things 47 00:05:15,499 --> 00:05:19,299 - I've ended up in the wrong family. - Is somebody gonna come get him? 48 00:05:19,498 --> 00:05:20,778 I certainly hope so. 49 00:05:20,979 --> 00:05:24,058 They always come and get him. Are you just gonna let him lay out here on the ice- 50 00:05:24,259 --> 00:05:26,419 - like a dang frozen cod? - No. 51 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,059 I've always tried to blend in. 52 00:05:34,539 --> 00:05:37,379 Run! Run for your life! 53 00:05:38,059 --> 00:05:40,539 What the hell's wrong with you, boy! 54 00:05:53,778 --> 00:05:56,139 Buc, why do you always you have to do.... 55 00:05:56,339 --> 00:05:58,459 I've had enough of you, woman! 56 00:05:59,179 --> 00:06:01,699 Don't go! Buc! 57 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:03,979 Buc! 58 00:06:04,459 --> 00:06:06,179 - Buc, no! Don't go! - Let go of me. 59 00:06:06,179 --> 00:06:08,459 Don't go, please. I'm sorry. 60 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,499 I'm so sorry. 61 00:06:11,019 --> 00:06:14,899 As I pondered my future of manure, rifle racks and a six-pack, 62 00:06:15,099 --> 00:06:18,819 the idea of death by a Rototiller was looking better by the minute. 63 00:06:19,019 --> 00:06:20,419 But then... 64 00:06:21,899 --> 00:06:22,996 Caesar arrived. 65 00:06:30,299 --> 00:06:32,499 The Taco tucker's here. 66 00:06:32,779 --> 00:06:35,180 Caesar was an exchange student from Puerto Rico. 67 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:44,060 We had absolutely nothing in common. 68 00:06:44,259 --> 00:06:46,100 Or... so I thought. 69 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:02,499 Hey, Caesar! 70 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,260 Ooh, sorry... I gotta know. Who is that? 71 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:09,620 - What's your name? - Bitsy! 72 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:12,300 - It's Bitsy. - No. Who's playing? 73 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,380 I don't know. 74 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:15,980 Well, what kind of music is that? 75 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:18,460 Harlan, it's salsa. Now get out. 76 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,180 I was only kidding. I know your name. 77 00:07:24,021 --> 00:07:25,260 Nice to meet you... 78 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,460 Bitsy. 79 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:31,900 Salsa. 80 00:08:32,741 --> 00:08:34,621 Now that I think about it, 81 00:08:34,821 --> 00:08:37,581 my father never even heard me play. 82 00:08:41,701 --> 00:08:43,941 But maybe that was a good thing. 83 00:09:57,102 --> 00:10:01,102 Mom, grandpa, I'm leaving. 84 00:10:01,582 --> 00:10:04,422 That's fine, dear. Will you be home for dinner? 85 00:10:04,942 --> 00:10:07,903 No. I'm going to Los Angeles. 86 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,622 - California? - Yeah. 87 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,546 Oh. 88 00:10:15,102 --> 00:10:18,382 Why in the hell would you wanna go out to a cesspool like that? 89 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:22,463 I want to play salsa in a band, a real band. 90 00:10:22,782 --> 00:10:24,223 That's nice, dear 91 00:10:24,422 --> 00:10:27,823 That's the dumbest damn thing I ever heard of. Pass the margarine. 92 00:10:28,942 --> 00:10:31,743 Why in the hell can't we get butter on this table once in a while? 93 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,902 Damn margarine? 94 00:12:20,464 --> 00:12:22,584 Excuse me, sir. 95 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,104 Can I trouble you for some coffee? 96 00:12:45,105 --> 00:12:46,504 Thanks. 97 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,544 Doughnut? 98 00:12:53,944 --> 00:12:55,905 Sure. 99 00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:33,546 Got a light? 100 00:13:33,825 --> 00:13:36,625 Oh, I'm sorry. I though no one was sitting there. 101 00:13:36,785 --> 00:13:39,865 Well, clearly I am. 102 00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:54,226 Hey, I was just messing with you. 103 00:13:54,425 --> 00:13:56,026 - Where are you from? - Wyoming. 104 00:13:56,225 --> 00:13:59,625 Wyoming. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous. 105 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,785 Yeah. 106 00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:06,966 Actually, there are a lot more cows than sheep. 107 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,505 They're even raising ostriches now. 108 00:14:10,906 --> 00:14:12,746 You mean like Big Bird? 109 00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:16,505 - Kinda. - No shit. 110 00:14:17,426 --> 00:14:18,866 Why? 111 00:14:19,505 --> 00:14:22,506 They are the new red meat. 112 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,866 But I hear it taste more like chicken. 113 00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:29,706 - That's really disturbing. - I'm sorry... 114 00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:31,346 - Did you ever eat one? - No. 115 00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,106 No. 116 00:14:34,026 --> 00:14:37,386 Good. That's good. 117 00:14:40,466 --> 00:14:43,466 - I'd better be hitting the road. - Where are you headed? 118 00:14:43,946 --> 00:14:46,826 - LA. - Yeah? Where you staying? 119 00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:49,226 In Venice. With a friend. 120 00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,066 What's his name? Maybe I know him. 121 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:54,226 - I don't think you know him. - I know a lot of people. 122 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:57,386 - Caesar Lopez. - Caesar Lopez. Never heard of him. 123 00:15:03,186 --> 00:15:07,132 Did you ever feel like you just had to get away? Start things over, you know? 124 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:09,107 - Did you ever feel like that? - Yeah, yeah, I do. 125 00:15:09,306 --> 00:15:11,187 Well, that's what I'm trying to do. 126 00:15:12,547 --> 00:15:14,106 You never saw me, right? 127 00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:31,946 Excuse me, um... How much do I owe you? 128 00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:44,147 Where's your friend? 129 00:15:48,027 --> 00:15:50,747 I don't have a friend. I'm here alone. 130 00:15:50,947 --> 00:15:54,627 Who's driving the motherfucking Fastback? 131 00:15:55,227 --> 00:15:58,707 You got me. The cook? 132 00:15:59,907 --> 00:16:04,987 Dwayne, why don't you check it out, and I'll keep our new buddy company. 133 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,347 - Let me buy you another doughnut? - No. 134 00:16:10,547 --> 00:16:13,227 I'm fine. Thank you. 135 00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:15,427 I insist. 136 00:16:19,468 --> 00:16:21,067 That's unappetizing. 137 00:16:26,228 --> 00:16:29,827 You know, someone should report this fucking dive to the health department. 138 00:16:30,028 --> 00:16:31,344 How about a bagel? 139 00:16:55,988 --> 00:16:59,348 I... think I'm gonna be leaving now. 140 00:17:11,668 --> 00:17:13,868 Hey, kid. Wait a minute. 141 00:17:18,388 --> 00:17:21,708 You're not gonna get very far without these. 142 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:06,869 Slow down! 143 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:08,950 Slow down! Slow down! Break! 144 00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:14,549 Jesus Christ! Give me a dollar. 145 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,390 - No! - Give me a dollar! 146 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,870 - I want a dollar. You tried to kill me. - God, I'm sorry. 147 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:21,110 - I didn't see you. I'm sorry. - No, no, no. 148 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,869 You tried to kill me. Give me the dollar. 149 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:26,990 I want a dollar, I want a dollar now. Give me a dollar. You tried to kill me. 150 00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:30,930 Give me the damn dollar! Get the hell outta here! 151 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,630 Shit. 152 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,671 Let me in. Come on, let me in. 153 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:43,471 Harlan... 154 00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,910 Get your Wyoming ass up here. 155 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,470 All right. I'm coming. 156 00:19:52,511 --> 00:19:56,790 Hey, you're here. How was your trip? You look like shit. 157 00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:59,471 I pulled an all nighter 18 hours straight. 158 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:00,990 You need a shower and a shot of tequila. 159 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,471 - Come on. I'll help you with your stuff. - Cool. 160 00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:10,031 Okay. That's it for now. 161 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:14,671 Are you crazy? This ain't Wyoming. Don't be leaving any shit in your car. 162 00:20:14,871 --> 00:20:16,911 They'll steal your ass blind. 163 00:20:28,631 --> 00:20:32,031 - No more, no more - Harlan, don't be a pussy. 164 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,871 All right, just a half. 165 00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:36,911 - You don't like my tequila? - All right, fill her up. I'm in LA. 166 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,591 - What the hell? - That's right. You're in LA. Salute. 167 00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:41,111 Cheers. 168 00:20:49,271 --> 00:20:52,271 - It's good to see you, my brother. - You too. 169 00:20:52,472 --> 00:20:55,072 So what do you think of the paintings? Impressive, no? 170 00:20:55,831 --> 00:20:56,951 They're nice. 171 00:20:57,151 --> 00:21:00,791 Very realistic. Are they photographs? 172 00:21:00,991 --> 00:21:03,552 What? No, man. I painted them. 173 00:21:03,751 --> 00:21:08,171 I was thinking about sending one to your family. You know, a little thank you for taking me in. 174 00:21:09,032 --> 00:21:11,311 I was thinking maybe this one. 175 00:21:13,111 --> 00:21:14,792 It's perfect. 176 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,816 Oh, hey, hey... 177 00:21:20,152 --> 00:21:23,111 My mom sent you some of her corn relish. 178 00:21:23,312 --> 00:21:25,711 - I love this shit. - I know. 179 00:21:26,192 --> 00:21:29,192 Tell her I said thank you, please. 180 00:21:29,391 --> 00:21:31,672 - You want some? - No. 181 00:21:36,352 --> 00:21:38,672 I'm sorry about your dad. 182 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,052 Thanks. 183 00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:44,432 You know, we hadn't seen him for a couple of years, so... 184 00:21:44,432 --> 00:21:46,072 That doesn't make it any easier. 185 00:21:47,352 --> 00:21:50,072 No. I guess not. 186 00:21:50,672 --> 00:21:53,552 Hey, we don't have to talk about it. Okay? 187 00:22:00,312 --> 00:22:03,312 How about this, man? Nice, huh? 188 00:22:07,032 --> 00:22:10,272 - Come on. Dance with me. - Oh, shit. 189 00:22:10,472 --> 00:22:12,112 "Shit"? Why not dance with me. 190 00:22:12,312 --> 00:22:13,312 - Come on. - I'm tired. 191 00:22:13,513 --> 00:22:16,632 - I need to sleep. - Tired? Come on. 192 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,153 No, no, no, no. 193 00:22:19,273 --> 00:22:22,192 I've been driving 18 hours. Caesar... 194 00:22:23,192 --> 00:22:25,232 This is way too gay. 195 00:22:25,433 --> 00:22:28,713 What? Man, I'm getting you ready for the ladies. 196 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:31,493 Hey, you take advantage of my genius while you have the chance, 197 00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:34,712 - because I am leaving tomorrow. - Wait, what? Where are you going? 198 00:22:34,913 --> 00:22:36,012 New York! 199 00:22:36,192 --> 00:22:38,993 - And don't tell anybody. - Why? What's in New York? 200 00:22:40,073 --> 00:22:41,952 A gallery owner is interested in my work. 201 00:22:42,232 --> 00:22:44,593 And if anybody asks, just tell them I stepped out. 202 00:22:44,793 --> 00:22:46,833 You stepped out... to New York? 203 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,052 To do the laundry, get a cup of coffee or something. 204 00:22:49,113 --> 00:22:51,393 Hey, no resistance. You gotta lock your arms. 205 00:22:51,593 --> 00:22:53,433 I tell this to who exactly? 206 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,573 You know the authorities. Hey, you're too stiff. 207 00:22:55,673 --> 00:22:57,712 You gotta loosen up, like this. 208 00:22:57,913 --> 00:22:59,233 Wait! You mean the police? 209 00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:02,232 Hey, no biggie. Just tell them I'll be back. 210 00:23:02,433 --> 00:23:03,913 OK, good. 211 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,493 Harlan, you forgot everything I taught you. You dance like a white boy. 212 00:23:07,593 --> 00:23:09,433 That's because I am a white boy. Wait, wait, wait. 213 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:12,913 Where do you think you're going, eh? I'm not done with you. You watch this. 214 00:23:16,193 --> 00:23:19,073 Oh, Harlan. I'm sorry about your bag. 215 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,433 That's not my bag. 216 00:23:26,553 --> 00:23:29,753 - That's some freaky shit. - The whole thing was weird. 217 00:23:29,914 --> 00:23:32,153 Why would he put his bag in my car? 218 00:23:32,353 --> 00:23:37,034 I don't know. Why don't you look inside? Maybe he left you a note. 219 00:23:42,473 --> 00:23:44,314 A cigarette case... 220 00:23:46,074 --> 00:23:47,953 a lighter... 221 00:23:48,473 --> 00:23:51,513 Hey, all right. Some cool shades. 222 00:23:51,714 --> 00:23:54,074 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 223 00:23:54,594 --> 00:23:56,594 What do we have...? 224 00:23:57,393 --> 00:23:59,634 Vicodin! 225 00:23:59,993 --> 00:24:01,394 Is there a wallet? 226 00:24:01,594 --> 00:24:03,914 Man, better than a wallet. 227 00:24:04,113 --> 00:24:06,074 Oh wow, look at this. 228 00:24:07,953 --> 00:24:10,514 "Mamacita!" 229 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,314 There's no wallet. 230 00:24:15,994 --> 00:24:18,514 - Hey, how about another, bad boy? - No. 231 00:24:18,714 --> 00:24:21,714 - I think I'm gonna pass out now - OK. 232 00:24:22,034 --> 00:24:23,474 You stay there. 233 00:24:24,314 --> 00:24:26,035 I party with you... 234 00:24:26,794 --> 00:24:28,554 I party without you. 235 00:24:46,074 --> 00:24:48,075 OK, Dwayne, get the shovels. 236 00:24:50,354 --> 00:24:51,675 What do you mean? 237 00:24:52,915 --> 00:24:55,354 What do you mean "what do I mean? I mean, get the fucking shovels. 238 00:24:55,355 --> 00:24:56,695 I thought you were bringing them. 239 00:24:57,354 --> 00:25:00,275 I gave you 50 bucks cash to pick them up. 240 00:25:00,474 --> 00:25:02,114 No, no, no, no. 241 00:25:02,315 --> 00:25:05,915 You asked me to pick up a sack of adult dog food, joint formula. 242 00:25:06,114 --> 00:25:10,035 Some duct tape, and trash bags with a drawstring top. 243 00:25:10,234 --> 00:25:11,635 And two shovels. 244 00:25:13,355 --> 00:25:14,635 I didn't hear the shovel part. 245 00:25:14,635 --> 00:25:17,194 And how are we supposed to dig a fucking hole? With our teeth? 246 00:25:17,435 --> 00:25:19,355 I'm sorry, Al. 247 00:25:19,554 --> 00:25:21,314 - What time is it? - A quarter to ten. 248 00:25:21,515 --> 00:25:23,075 Fuck! Fuck 249 00:25:23,275 --> 00:25:25,395 - Fuck! Fuck! - Al, will you fucking relax! 250 00:25:25,595 --> 00:25:27,435 - Don't tell me to relax. - You need to relax. 251 00:25:27,635 --> 00:25:28,102 No, no, no. 252 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:30,326 I say we just dump the guy and get the hell outta here. 253 00:25:30,395 --> 00:25:33,075 Are you out of your fucking mind? 254 00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:34,355 - No. - No? 255 00:25:34,555 --> 00:25:39,795 So now you suggest that we just leave our little friend lounging around here in the desert, right? 256 00:25:39,795 --> 00:25:41,795 - You know what? Forget it. - No, no, no, I don't wanna forget it. 257 00:25:41,795 --> 00:25:43,675 That's a great idea. That's great. You know why? 258 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,515 Because now we don't have to worry about the forest ranger 259 00:25:47,675 --> 00:25:51,275 or his forensic fucks finding a nose hair or a fur ball. 260 00:25:51,476 --> 00:25:55,635 'Cause you know why? We've got a whole fucking body 261 00:25:55,835 --> 00:26:00,116 pointing his finger at, guess which two assholes?! Huh?! 262 00:26:00,315 --> 00:26:01,756 All right, all right! 263 00:26:01,915 --> 00:26:03,195 All right! 264 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:06,315 - It was a stupid fucking idea. Are you happy? - No, no, no. 265 00:26:06,355 --> 00:26:07,796 Happy I am not. No, no, no. 266 00:26:08,036 --> 00:26:11,476 So why don't you tell me your brainiac idea. 267 00:26:11,675 --> 00:26:14,995 We go to a motel and wait till hardware store opens up. 268 00:26:17,315 --> 00:26:19,196 - In the morning? - Yeah. 269 00:26:19,836 --> 00:26:25,115 Because of you, partner, we're gonna do this in broad fucking daylight. 270 00:26:25,596 --> 00:26:27,476 - That's so fucked! - Yeah. 271 00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:29,235 Get in the car. 272 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,356 Oh, fuck! 273 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,596 - It's your fault. - Yeah. 274 00:26:34,796 --> 00:26:38,516 You said, dog food, the tape and fucking trash bags. 275 00:26:58,837 --> 00:27:01,116 Oh, God! 276 00:27:01,316 --> 00:27:04,116 - Hello? - Jude? Is that you? 277 00:27:04,317 --> 00:27:07,997 Yes! Oh, that's it! 278 00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:12,237 Fuck you, you asshole! 279 00:27:19,876 --> 00:27:21,277 Caesar... 280 00:27:34,197 --> 00:27:36,596 I thought you were leaving in the morning. 281 00:27:40,037 --> 00:27:41,077 What time is it? 282 00:27:41,757 --> 00:27:42,837 It's a quarter to eight. 283 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:45,756 Oh, God. 284 00:27:46,517 --> 00:27:48,277 Shit! I'm sorry. 285 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:50,677 Why? 286 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:51,937 I don't know. 287 00:27:55,597 --> 00:27:57,557 Still soggy... 288 00:28:04,357 --> 00:28:05,717 You want some coffee? 289 00:28:08,557 --> 00:28:10,438 Yes, please. Thank you. 290 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,877 Espresso or latte! 291 00:28:13,597 --> 00:28:14,997 OK. 292 00:28:15,517 --> 00:28:17,117 Which one? 293 00:28:18,557 --> 00:28:20,237 Either one is fine with me. 294 00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:24,698 I think a latte. I'm not quite sure you can... 295 00:28:24,757 --> 00:28:27,477 handle an espresso. 296 00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:35,478 I am Tuesday, by the way. 297 00:28:35,997 --> 00:28:37,558 Hi. 298 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:42,037 - And you're Harlan from Wyoming. - Yeah. 299 00:28:42,238 --> 00:28:44,477 "Like no place on Earth." 300 00:28:44,798 --> 00:28:48,278 That's our slogan. For Wyoming. 301 00:28:49,038 --> 00:28:50,478 OK. 302 00:28:52,638 --> 00:28:55,118 Why don't you sit down? 303 00:29:00,797 --> 00:29:04,158 - Did you sleep all right last night? - Oh yeah, great. 304 00:29:04,358 --> 00:29:07,518 It didn't get too noisy for you? 305 00:29:08,198 --> 00:29:09,958 Oh. Right... 306 00:29:10,158 --> 00:29:12,718 So, you're Caesar's girlfriend? 307 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,678 No, we just have sex. 308 00:29:16,118 --> 00:29:19,718 I'm just kidding, OK. My roommate Tina is the screamer. 309 00:29:19,918 --> 00:29:22,358 I just crashed over there last night. 310 00:29:22,558 --> 00:29:24,078 Tina took Caesar to the airport this morning 311 00:29:24,079 --> 00:29:27,478 and I just hung around to do some laundry. 312 00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:38,479 Hey, Harlan. 313 00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:43,038 Can I ask you a question? 314 00:29:43,598 --> 00:29:45,398 Uh, yeah. 315 00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:49,039 - Who cuts your hair? - Super Cuts? 316 00:29:50,799 --> 00:29:52,958 Super Cuts. Why? 317 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:55,159 I am a hairstylist. 318 00:29:55,398 --> 00:29:56,758 - Really? - Yeah. 319 00:29:57,359 --> 00:29:59,918 You should let me cut your hair sometime. 320 00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:02,238 All right. 321 00:30:03,478 --> 00:30:05,798 Oh! Caesar left a note for you on the fridge. 322 00:30:07,079 --> 00:30:09,599 - I think it's an audition. - You're kidding? 323 00:30:09,798 --> 00:30:13,319 Yeah, I guess the regular guy got deported or something. 324 00:30:13,519 --> 00:30:16,519 OK, so Caesar wanted me to tell you to... 325 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,959 make yourself at home, 326 00:30:20,159 --> 00:30:23,239 and have lots and lots of sex, 327 00:30:23,439 --> 00:30:26,839 and don't let anyone touch the paintings, or he'll cut your balls off. 328 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,479 It was really nice meeting you, Harlan. 329 00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:33,919 Thanks for the... 330 00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:35,519 coffee. 331 00:30:42,319 --> 00:30:44,919 Shit. The rain, huh? I thought it never rains around here. 332 00:30:45,119 --> 00:30:47,760 - What time this hellhole open up anyway? - 8 o'clock, Al. 333 00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:50,880 Al, I fucking told you 8 o'clock five times. 334 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,200 You're the most impatient motherfucker on the planet, you know that? 335 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,679 What the fuck happened to the watch I bought you last year for Christmas. 336 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,020 Oh, again with the watch. I told you I can't wear it. I'm allergic. I break out to... 337 00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:05,279 I just don't wear anything. Necklaces, any of that stuff, OK. Have you noticed, no rings? 338 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,319 $3,000, later you tell me you don't wear a watch. Fucking great! 339 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,920 I'll give you a check. I use it at home. I'll make it a clock. 340 00:31:14,119 --> 00:31:15,279 Oh, you will? Good. 341 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,280 - Fucked up. - Here's the guy, come on. Let's go. 342 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,960 Hi. 343 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,840 We're technically not open yet. I still need to go inside and turn on the lights 344 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,320 and the bar-code scanners, and post the special papers. 345 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:46,480 It'll be about another 15 minutes. Sorry, but you're just gonna have to wait outside. 346 00:31:51,121 --> 00:31:53,041 Thank you for your patience. 347 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,601 Here. This is 9.99. That's a cheap one. 348 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,161 those kind break all the time. You gotta find a sturdy one. 349 00:32:21,561 --> 00:32:25,081 - How's this? - You don't want a handle. It's got a square nose. 350 00:32:25,281 --> 00:32:29,041 - You need a round nose shovel. - Who gives a shit? 351 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,520 - Who gives a shit? - OK. 352 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,281 I don't know, I don't know. 353 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,321 How's this, huh? You get the whole kit. 354 00:32:40,481 --> 00:32:41,721 You get the rake, 355 00:32:41,921 --> 00:32:44,321 the shovel, and the hoe, for 29.99. 356 00:32:45,601 --> 00:32:47,041 Let me see this 357 00:32:49,961 --> 00:32:53,921 It's a good deal. OK, we're done. 358 00:32:54,361 --> 00:32:56,161 Let's pay and get the hell outta here. 359 00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,162 Un-fucking-believable. 360 00:33:17,122 --> 00:33:19,921 What's up, fool? You look a little lost? 361 00:33:20,321 --> 00:33:22,361 You sure you're in the right neighborhood, ese? 362 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:24,642 I think so. 363 00:33:25,121 --> 00:33:27,721 You better know so, wonderbread. 364 00:33:58,442 --> 00:34:00,602 You gotta be kidding me. 365 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:15,202 Hi. 366 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:19,482 - That's a nice car you got there. - I know. 367 00:34:20,483 --> 00:34:23,083 So, you're here for the audition? 368 00:34:23,282 --> 00:34:26,962 Do I look like I'm here for an audition? I live right there. 369 00:34:27,883 --> 00:34:30,243 - What's up? - Everything is fine. You? 370 00:34:30,442 --> 00:34:32,602 There are. Yes. 371 00:34:32,803 --> 00:34:34,203 You wanna audition, talk to Johnny. 372 00:34:34,402 --> 00:34:36,722 Hi. I am Harlan Woodriff. I'm sorry I'm late. 373 00:34:36,923 --> 00:34:40,522 For some reason I thought you were in Bel Air. You know, Bel Air, Terrace Drive. 374 00:34:40,523 --> 00:34:43,602 Obviously this is a completely different neighborhood. 375 00:34:43,803 --> 00:34:49,403 It's nice and all, colorful. No not you guys. The houses. 376 00:34:50,042 --> 00:34:51,723 What did he say? 377 00:34:51,922 --> 00:34:55,123 He wants to play with you. 378 00:34:55,563 --> 00:34:56,602 Right. 379 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,403 I'll just get my stuff. 380 00:35:05,362 --> 00:35:09,923 - Look, Al. He woke up. - Good morning, sunshine 381 00:35:10,323 --> 00:35:12,803 Why don't you come out so we can ask you a few questions? 382 00:35:17,123 --> 00:35:19,603 Against the car so I can to talk him. 383 00:35:19,803 --> 00:35:22,043 All right, sunshine. 384 00:35:25,363 --> 00:35:29,203 Dwayne, Dwayne, why all the hostility? 385 00:35:29,603 --> 00:35:32,443 Look what you did to him. Can't you see that our friend 386 00:35:32,644 --> 00:35:35,843 wants to be cooperative? Right? 387 00:35:36,043 --> 00:35:37,724 - Right. - Yeah. 388 00:35:38,163 --> 00:35:40,444 Dwayne, grab the shovel and start digging. 389 00:35:40,643 --> 00:35:41,923 Why the fuck do I have to dig? 390 00:35:41,923 --> 00:35:45,003 Because you shot the designated digger. 391 00:35:48,203 --> 00:35:50,403 Are you all right, you okay? 392 00:35:50,604 --> 00:35:52,203 - Yeah. - Good. 393 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:55,644 All right, this is simple. 394 00:35:55,924 --> 00:35:57,884 Our employer would like you to return what you took from him 395 00:35:58,083 --> 00:36:02,084 or pay the aggregate of 80,000 in cash, of course. 396 00:36:02,764 --> 00:36:06,843 - I got the stuff. - Yeah, we know that, but where is it? 397 00:36:07,604 --> 00:36:09,204 If I tell you, you're gonna kill me. 398 00:36:09,404 --> 00:36:12,844 Yeah, and if you don't tell me I'm gonna torture you till you do and then I'm gonna kill you 399 00:36:12,844 --> 00:36:16,924 So why don't we just get this over with, and you can get on with your afterlife. 400 00:36:19,284 --> 00:36:24,604 If you could please take the gun out of my eye, I maybe would be able to think more clearly. 401 00:36:29,284 --> 00:36:30,724 So? 402 00:36:31,124 --> 00:36:33,084 I'm waiting. 403 00:36:36,364 --> 00:36:38,604 Does he have to keep doing that? 404 00:36:39,924 --> 00:36:41,404 Dwayne, stop the digging.. 405 00:36:41,684 --> 00:36:43,044 What? 406 00:36:43,204 --> 00:36:45,124 Stop fucking digging. 407 00:36:54,084 --> 00:36:56,364 All right. Is that better? 408 00:36:58,245 --> 00:37:00,204 A little. 409 00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:03,965 This... 410 00:37:04,164 --> 00:37:06,204 this is, it's all... 411 00:37:06,644 --> 00:37:08,324 theatrics. 412 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:13,565 We're not gonna kill you. Dwayne? 413 00:37:15,925 --> 00:37:18,605 I thought... Good job... 414 00:37:19,045 --> 00:37:23,684 Look, why don't you just tell us where the merchandise is, and we'll drive you back into town. 415 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,684 It's in my bag. 416 00:37:33,565 --> 00:37:35,045 And where might that be? 417 00:37:37,204 --> 00:37:39,245 I put it in that kid's car 418 00:37:39,445 --> 00:37:41,845 Back at Rasor Road. 419 00:37:44,565 --> 00:37:47,885 You mean the twerp from the diner? 420 00:37:48,805 --> 00:37:52,245 Yeah. I can take you to him. 421 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,085 What the fuck? 422 00:38:01,285 --> 00:38:06,686 Wyoming license plate. 2-4-4-A 92. 423 00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:24,246 All right. I'm ready. 424 00:38:26,885 --> 00:38:29,485 He wants to know what song you wanna play. 425 00:38:30,285 --> 00:38:31,566 How about "Mi Salsa?" 426 00:38:36,446 --> 00:38:39,406 This is gonna be one short ass audition, I'll tell you that much. 427 00:38:39,606 --> 00:38:40,966 Go ahead, man. Do "Mi Salsa", dog. 428 00:38:41,606 --> 00:38:43,325 Go ahead, man. 429 00:38:43,526 --> 00:38:45,966 Will you shut up and let him play? 430 00:38:47,206 --> 00:38:48,246 OK. 431 00:39:50,006 --> 00:39:51,287 Sorry. 432 00:39:55,886 --> 00:39:59,287 Hey, homes. You did good. Till you fucked up the end of the song. 433 00:39:59,487 --> 00:40:01,287 What can I say. I sucked. 434 00:40:07,847 --> 00:40:10,247 Johnny says you got a lot of flavor for a white boy. 435 00:40:10,447 --> 00:40:11,447 - He did? - Yeah. 436 00:40:11,647 --> 00:40:13,568 He also said you move like shit. 437 00:40:20,647 --> 00:40:24,007 He want you to watch that tape and practice... a lot. 438 00:40:24,207 --> 00:40:26,327 All right. 439 00:40:29,448 --> 00:40:33,127 His mother also wants you to try some of her homemade Tamales. 440 00:40:33,568 --> 00:40:35,488 Gracias. 441 00:40:57,327 --> 00:40:58,847 Hi. 442 00:41:04,887 --> 00:41:06,728 Can I give you a hand there? 443 00:41:09,288 --> 00:41:11,688 Thank you, but I got it. 444 00:41:16,128 --> 00:41:18,248 What about this back window? 445 00:41:18,568 --> 00:41:20,808 I'm coming back out. 446 00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:25,968 You know, officer. I got it, you really don't have to do that. 447 00:41:26,168 --> 00:41:27,808 It's no problem. 448 00:41:44,968 --> 00:41:47,328 Is there something I can do for you, officer? 449 00:41:47,528 --> 00:41:50,288 I'm looking for Caesar. Is he around? 450 00:41:50,488 --> 00:41:53,088 No, he stepped out. 451 00:41:55,049 --> 00:41:57,408 Do you know when he'll be back? 452 00:41:58,568 --> 00:42:01,168 I couldn't really say. 453 00:42:01,449 --> 00:42:03,569 Are you a family member? 454 00:42:05,169 --> 00:42:07,448 Not exactly. 455 00:42:07,649 --> 00:42:09,208 His roommate? 456 00:42:09,409 --> 00:42:11,808 Kinda. I just got into town. 457 00:42:18,649 --> 00:42:21,489 Can I give Caesar a message for you? 458 00:42:21,688 --> 00:42:24,759 I found a personal effect of his. It slipped through the cracks. 459 00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:28,393 I'm sorry? 460 00:42:28,769 --> 00:42:31,249 Nipple ring. 461 00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:34,529 Well, I'd be happy to 462 00:42:34,729 --> 00:42:37,749 - give that to Caesar on your behalf... - I'm afraid that's not possible. 463 00:42:38,369 --> 00:42:40,809 He has to sign for it... personally. 464 00:42:43,849 --> 00:42:45,089 OK. 465 00:42:50,009 --> 00:42:51,970 I used to play clarinet in a band. 466 00:42:52,810 --> 00:42:55,690 That's nice. Clarinet. 467 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:59,370 I have some time. Do you mind if I come in and wait? 468 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:04,209 Actually, I don't think Caesar will be home for a while. 469 00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:11,129 In that case I'll just swing by later. 470 00:43:13,849 --> 00:43:15,609 All right. 471 00:43:17,170 --> 00:43:18,489 Bye. 472 00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:36,171 Hello? 473 00:44:37,451 --> 00:44:38,891 Who is this? 474 00:44:39,970 --> 00:44:42,491 - Harlan. - Oh hi, Harlan... 475 00:44:42,811 --> 00:44:44,851 why are you answering Jude's phone? 476 00:44:45,051 --> 00:44:48,811 - He left his bag in my car. - How did that happen? 477 00:44:49,010 --> 00:44:51,451 I have no idea. It was some sort of mistake. 478 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:55,051 - I don't believe you. - Why not? 479 00:44:55,251 --> 00:44:57,891 Because Jude doesn't make mistakes. 480 00:44:58,411 --> 00:45:02,011 Well, clearly he confused his silver Fastback with my two tone Chevy. 481 00:45:02,251 --> 00:45:06,731 Listen here, you little shit. You tell Jude he can't fuck with me. 482 00:45:07,051 --> 00:45:10,691 I want my cut and I'm not gonna fuckin' wait for it. You tell him that. 483 00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:14,171 Look, I have no idea what you're talking about. 484 00:45:14,371 --> 00:45:17,131 So I'll just let you tell him that yourself. 485 00:45:17,331 --> 00:45:19,491 In the meantime, can you tell Jude, if you speak to him 486 00:45:19,692 --> 00:45:22,691 before I do, that I'm gonna leave his bag at the Venice police station, 487 00:45:22,891 --> 00:45:25,091 and he can pick it up in the morning. All right? 488 00:45:25,531 --> 00:45:28,571 Take care. Goodbye. 489 00:45:51,011 --> 00:45:52,332 Ooh, nice ass. 490 00:45:56,371 --> 00:45:57,612 - Hi. - Hi. 491 00:45:57,812 --> 00:45:59,771 Caesar asked me to water his plants. 492 00:45:59,972 --> 00:46:01,652 Oh, OK. 493 00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:04,012 How did your audition go? 494 00:46:04,212 --> 00:46:07,892 Good... Kinda... I think. 495 00:46:08,092 --> 00:46:12,332 Good. Sounds kinda positive. Sort of. 496 00:46:13,212 --> 00:46:18,132 You know, it's a good thing you're here, 'cause that cactus is hanging on by a thread. 497 00:46:33,132 --> 00:46:34,972 OK, this way. 498 00:46:36,653 --> 00:46:38,772 Come on. 499 00:46:39,892 --> 00:46:42,533 Come on, come on. This way. 500 00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:51,053 - Is this what I think it is? - Yup. 501 00:46:51,853 --> 00:46:56,452 Wow! I guess Caesar was really paying attention in agriculture class. 502 00:46:56,653 --> 00:46:57,893 Pretty amazing, huh? 503 00:46:58,413 --> 00:47:01,733 Yeah, I'm speechless. 504 00:47:02,973 --> 00:47:06,613 It's not like Caesar is a drug dealer or anything. 505 00:47:06,893 --> 00:47:09,213 He just sells it to a few close friends and... 506 00:47:09,612 --> 00:47:11,813 ... some people with doctor's prescriptions . 507 00:47:12,013 --> 00:47:14,413 So, what, he's like a rogue pharmacist? 508 00:47:14,893 --> 00:47:16,333 Yeah, basically. 509 00:47:18,813 --> 00:47:20,453 A cop came by today. 510 00:47:20,653 --> 00:47:22,813 - Officer Sternfield? - Yeah. 511 00:47:23,013 --> 00:47:24,493 - I didn't let him in. - Good. 512 00:47:24,693 --> 00:47:29,293 He's the cop that busted Caesar for painting pubic hair on a statue at Muscle Beach. 513 00:47:29,453 --> 00:47:32,494 Does he suspect Caesar's horticultural activities? 514 00:47:32,853 --> 00:47:34,893 I think he has ulterior motives. 515 00:47:35,693 --> 00:47:37,933 Like what? 516 00:47:40,613 --> 00:47:43,854 Don't worry, Caesar's not gonna bend over and crack a smile for no man. 517 00:47:44,773 --> 00:47:47,574 Even if he is in a uniform. 518 00:47:52,013 --> 00:47:57,694 - Are you always this jumpy? - Yes. No. It's just... 519 00:47:58,654 --> 00:48:01,254 I think I know what you need. 520 00:48:13,054 --> 00:48:15,074 Now, I don't know what kind of weed they grow in Wyoming 521 00:48:15,173 --> 00:48:19,853 but I guarantee Caesar's weed will kick their ass. 522 00:48:20,054 --> 00:48:22,894 So you might wanna take it a little easy. 523 00:48:29,854 --> 00:48:31,814 That wasn't so bad. 524 00:48:32,694 --> 00:48:36,974 Yeah, they don't grow weed like this in Yuma either. 525 00:48:37,454 --> 00:48:39,454 You're from Yuma? 526 00:48:41,454 --> 00:48:43,014 Yeah. 527 00:48:49,414 --> 00:48:51,654 I'm never going back. 528 00:48:58,774 --> 00:49:00,854 Tell me about Wyoming. 529 00:49:03,254 --> 00:49:08,294 Well... it's the least populated state in the country 530 00:49:08,854 --> 00:49:11,454 Really? I didn't know that. 531 00:49:15,855 --> 00:49:18,055 Is it beautiful? 532 00:49:18,254 --> 00:49:20,935 Yeah, it is beautiful. 533 00:49:21,174 --> 00:49:25,095 There are these endless golden plains as far as you can see. 534 00:49:25,534 --> 00:49:28,895 Velvet green fields of alfalfa. 535 00:49:29,094 --> 00:49:33,415 Antelopes, migrating across the open range by the thousands. 536 00:49:34,695 --> 00:49:36,215 There's lot of cows. 537 00:49:36,735 --> 00:49:40,614 Lots of deer. Lots of assholes in camouflage 538 00:49:40,815 --> 00:49:45,215 on ATVs lurking in the bushes with their sniper rifles. 539 00:49:45,655 --> 00:49:47,454 It's a nice place to raise a family, 540 00:49:47,495 --> 00:49:52,335 but anything hopping, feathered or furred is pretty much fucked. 541 00:50:02,015 --> 00:50:04,535 Harlan, are you okay? 542 00:50:04,975 --> 00:50:08,243 Just... just breathe, breathe, breathe. 543 00:50:08,243 --> 00:50:09,867 I can't. 544 00:50:11,056 --> 00:50:13,615 Come on, Harlan. 545 00:50:13,895 --> 00:50:19,536 OK, not that much. Just try to calm down. 546 00:50:22,296 --> 00:50:26,136 - What are you doing? - I gotta go. 547 00:50:26,335 --> 00:50:28,176 Where are you going? 548 00:50:30,096 --> 00:50:31,495 Oh my God! 549 00:50:32,215 --> 00:50:34,216 - My heart. - What's wrong with your heart? 550 00:50:36,175 --> 00:50:37,936 - Did you see that?! - What?! 551 00:50:38,255 --> 00:50:40,855 My heart. Oh, it's going. 552 00:50:41,056 --> 00:50:44,255 Oh, my God! It's... it's beating out of my chest. Oh shit! 553 00:50:44,456 --> 00:50:46,735 It's zig-zagging I can feel it in my temple, boom boom.. 554 00:50:46,896 --> 00:50:48,436 It's going around and around... My trachea is closing. 555 00:50:48,496 --> 00:50:50,855 Oh, my god. I can hear it my head! 556 00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:54,976 I'm having a heart attack. I'm having a heart attack. Fuck me! 557 00:50:56,816 --> 00:50:58,096 I think I'm having a heart attack.. 558 00:50:58,096 --> 00:51:02,416 You're not having a heart attack, Harlan. Just try to calm down. 559 00:51:05,656 --> 00:51:08,736 - You're gonna be fine. - I am? 560 00:51:09,296 --> 00:51:14,136 - Yeah. You're gonna be fine. - You're right. You're right, I'm... 561 00:51:14,576 --> 00:51:16,696 I'm feeling better. 562 00:51:16,896 --> 00:51:19,976 I feel... I feel better. 563 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,936 Harlan? Oh shit! 564 00:52:16,977 --> 00:52:19,017 He's experiencing chest pains, shortness of breath. 565 00:52:19,657 --> 00:52:20,817 It's all right. 566 00:52:22,417 --> 00:52:23,897 Doctor, do I know you? 567 00:52:25,257 --> 00:52:26,177 Am I dying? 568 00:52:26,417 --> 00:52:28,318 No, you're not dying. Just calm down. What's your name? 569 00:52:28,417 --> 00:52:29,977 Harlan Woodriff. 570 00:52:30,617 --> 00:52:32,777 - Are you his wife? - No, I'm Tuesday. 571 00:52:32,977 --> 00:52:34,758 - Tuesday, you're gonna have to wait out here. - No, no! 572 00:52:34,857 --> 00:52:37,697 - Sir, please stay in the gurney. - Harlan, let go of her hand. 573 00:52:37,897 --> 00:52:39,977 Harlan, I'll be right here waiting for you. 574 00:52:40,177 --> 00:52:42,657 Let go of her hand, Harlan. Let go. 575 00:52:42,858 --> 00:52:44,417 All right, let's get him in 2. 576 00:53:10,217 --> 00:53:11,898 Excuse me, can I help you? 577 00:53:12,098 --> 00:53:13,138 Oh, Reverend Harvey. 578 00:53:13,338 --> 00:53:16,218 - I'm here to give last rights. - Yes, for the drug overdose. 579 00:53:17,578 --> 00:53:20,018 Nurse! Nurse! 580 00:53:20,217 --> 00:53:21,297 Nurse! 581 00:53:21,338 --> 00:53:23,938 - Sir, I need an update. - I don't work here. 582 00:53:24,818 --> 00:53:25,858 Doctor! 583 00:53:27,298 --> 00:53:30,378 - Is Harlan all right? - Oh yeah, he's fine. 584 00:53:30,678 --> 00:53:34,478 - Was it a heart attack? - No. Panic attack. Excuse me. 585 00:53:38,999 --> 00:53:40,102 Yee haw. 586 00:53:42,699 --> 00:53:46,539 You know, you're a fine looking man. You must be important. 587 00:53:47,219 --> 00:53:51,138 Funny. Well look, I'm glad I have your vote of confidence. 588 00:53:51,658 --> 00:53:55,179 Tuesday, hey, Can you give ...? 589 00:53:55,538 --> 00:53:58,258 Can you give this gentleman a tip? He is one cool motherfucker. 590 00:53:58,459 --> 00:54:01,619 No, that's all right. We are not allowed to take tips. That's cool though. 591 00:54:01,818 --> 00:54:05,739 What? Well, that's bullshit. I wanna pay him anyway. 592 00:54:05,938 --> 00:54:09,738 - Harlan, get in the car. - What? I like him. 593 00:54:09,939 --> 00:54:12,279 You know, you should come over and hang out with us sometime. 594 00:54:12,378 --> 00:54:15,819 Yeah, I'd do that. Just give me a call, we'll hook it up, we'll hang out. 595 00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:18,059 You know, do all that. No problem. 596 00:54:19,379 --> 00:54:21,439 The Valium should wear off in a little while. He'll be all right. 597 00:54:21,538 --> 00:54:22,939 OK. 598 00:54:24,259 --> 00:54:27,059 You know, Tuesday can I tell you something? 599 00:54:28,538 --> 00:54:29,979 You're a beautiful woman. 600 00:54:31,019 --> 00:54:32,939 - You think so? - Yeah. 601 00:54:33,339 --> 00:54:37,419 - Isn't she hot? - Damn! You got that right. 602 00:54:37,619 --> 00:54:40,259 Anyway, bro. You be good, take care. I'll holla. 603 00:54:42,299 --> 00:54:44,259 Anyway. Peace. Cool, later. 604 00:54:44,819 --> 00:54:46,539 Later. 605 00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:57,939 Harlan! 606 00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:05,619 - Can you stay a while? - Yeah, I think that would be a great idea. 607 00:55:05,779 --> 00:55:06,839 All right. 608 00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:10,779 Home sweet home. 609 00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:13,819 I am starving. 610 00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:18,300 Me too. Is any there food in this house? 611 00:55:18,579 --> 00:55:21,899 We have a lifetime supply of my mothers's kicking corn relish. 612 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:23,460 That sounds good. 613 00:55:23,659 --> 00:55:26,699 What do we have here? Tamales. 614 00:55:27,099 --> 00:55:30,460 Johnny's mother's homemade tamales. She wanted me to try them. 615 00:55:30,659 --> 00:55:34,060 You've been in LA for all of 24 hours 616 00:55:34,259 --> 00:55:37,180 and you already have mothers cooking for you? 617 00:55:37,379 --> 00:55:40,780 Yeah! That's 'cause I'm Harlan. Like no man on earth. 618 00:55:41,219 --> 00:55:43,500 Yes, you are. 619 00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:59,660 I'm sorry... about tonight. 620 00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:02,360 - I really wasn't one of my better ideas. - Don't be ridiculous. 621 00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:04,820 I am responsible for my own idiosyncrasies. 622 00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:07,500 You scared the shit out of me. 623 00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:10,460 I'm sorry. 624 00:56:18,381 --> 00:56:20,660 Would you open this for me? 625 00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:22,820 - Sure. - Thank you. 626 00:56:42,461 --> 00:56:44,781 You know... I'll open that. 627 00:56:44,981 --> 00:56:47,181 - I got it. - It's OK. Let go. 628 00:56:47,381 --> 00:56:48,341 All right. 629 00:56:48,821 --> 00:56:54,861 I'm just gonna make dinner... and you go... sit... there ... Now. 630 00:57:14,261 --> 00:57:16,061 Just a moment, please. 631 00:57:18,821 --> 00:57:21,221 So, what's up with your friend at the DMV? 632 00:57:21,461 --> 00:57:22,461 What do you mean? 633 00:57:22,461 --> 00:57:25,340 I gave him this kid's license plate number, and he's gonna call us back. 634 00:57:25,341 --> 00:57:29,381 When? We've been sitting with our thumbs up our asses for the last three hours. 635 00:57:29,822 --> 00:57:33,141 Welcome to Big Burger. Will you be dining in your car this evening? 636 00:57:33,141 --> 00:57:34,770 Yes, thank you. 637 00:57:34,770 --> 00:57:38,260 You know waiting doesn't sit well with me, OK. You know that. 638 00:57:38,261 --> 00:57:42,221 Call your friend back and tell him to move his ass, all right. 639 00:57:42,422 --> 00:57:45,101 - May I take your order? - Yes. 640 00:57:45,302 --> 00:57:48,661 Two double cheeseburger... Ooh, you want fries? They make them fresh. 641 00:57:48,862 --> 00:57:51,941 No, I'm going easy on the carbs. I'll take a diet root beer. 642 00:57:53,061 --> 00:57:55,861 - They don't have diet root beer. - Then water with a slice of lemon. 643 00:57:58,261 --> 00:58:01,782 Let me get two double cheeseburgers, a large fry 644 00:58:01,981 --> 00:58:04,182 strawberry shake, 645 00:58:04,502 --> 00:58:10,502 and water with a slice of lemon for my fat-free friend. 646 00:58:12,022 --> 00:58:13,782 Here you go. 647 00:58:13,982 --> 00:58:15,622 That was fast. 648 00:58:18,402 --> 00:58:22,524 I'd offer you a beer but I think maybe you've had enough for one night. 649 00:58:22,748 --> 00:58:24,348 Yeah. 650 00:58:25,942 --> 00:58:29,662 You know, I don't think I've ever seen a real tamale before. 651 00:58:30,382 --> 00:58:33,142 Is it supposed to be this stiff? 652 00:58:47,262 --> 00:58:48,462 Good? 653 00:58:49,462 --> 00:58:51,502 It's hot, but I like it. 654 00:58:53,942 --> 00:58:57,623 So, Tex. You seem like you're feeling a little better. 655 00:58:58,382 --> 00:58:59,903 Much better. 656 00:59:02,823 --> 00:59:05,703 - Tuesday? - Yes, Harlan. 657 00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:10,863 Can you pass the relish? 658 00:59:11,063 --> 00:59:12,423 Sure. 659 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:17,503 Anything else? 660 00:59:18,902 --> 00:59:20,783 Yeah. 661 00:59:23,302 --> 00:59:24,583 Can I kiss you? 662 00:59:25,143 --> 00:59:27,822 I hate it when guys have to ask. 663 01:01:25,465 --> 01:01:27,584 These are giving me traumatic childhood flashbacks, 664 01:01:28,144 --> 01:01:30,265 - Why? - Camouflage. 665 01:01:31,984 --> 01:01:33,985 I have to take them off. 666 01:01:34,304 --> 01:01:36,224 Go for it. 667 01:02:44,186 --> 01:02:45,145 Hello? 668 01:02:45,146 --> 01:02:47,145 Harlan. Is that you? 669 01:02:48,105 --> 01:02:51,306 Hi, Mom. What time is it? 670 01:02:51,505 --> 01:02:53,145 I don't know ... 671 01:02:53,346 --> 01:02:54,866 but I have some good news. 672 01:02:55,546 --> 01:02:57,066 Oh no! 673 01:02:57,786 --> 01:02:58,806 Honey, 674 01:02:58,905 --> 01:03:01,586 You have won a cruise. 675 01:03:02,106 --> 01:03:04,986 - I did? - Yes, isn't it wonderful? 676 01:03:05,506 --> 01:03:06,746 It's a miracle! 677 01:03:07,226 --> 01:03:08,785 How? 678 01:03:08,986 --> 01:03:10,746 I don't know. Does it really matter? 679 01:03:11,186 --> 01:03:13,226 They have a 24 hour 680 01:03:13,426 --> 01:03:14,466 all you can eat... 681 01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,906 - Did you hear that? - Yes, Mom. 682 01:03:17,146 --> 01:03:19,786 And a champagne send-off. 683 01:03:19,986 --> 01:03:24,266 I gave them Caesar's address and they're gonna come by and give you all the details. 684 01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:27,266 They have a jacuzzi. You know, bubbles. 685 01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:30,826 Honey, your grandfather really wants to go. 686 01:03:31,026 --> 01:03:32,426 I'm not getting too excited. 687 01:03:34,427 --> 01:03:37,106 It's probably just one of those scams to get us to buy a condo. 688 01:03:37,307 --> 01:03:40,066 Oh, I do not know. The man on the phone sounded very serious. 689 01:03:40,266 --> 01:03:43,187 - Very, very sincere. - I think he was sincere. 690 01:03:43,867 --> 01:03:47,827 Mom, I'm sorry, but I'm really, really late for a band rehearsal. 691 01:03:48,146 --> 01:03:51,466 Oh, a rehearsal? How wonderful. Harlan is already in a band. 692 01:03:51,707 --> 01:03:53,226 Oh, well. Whoop de doo. 693 01:03:54,626 --> 01:03:55,826 How are you and grandpa doing? 694 01:03:56,027 --> 01:03:58,267 - We're fine, dear. - That's good. 695 01:03:58,466 --> 01:04:01,226 Mom, I'm sorry. I'll call you later, OK? 696 01:04:01,427 --> 01:04:04,906 We love you. And don't forget to take your glucosamine. 697 01:04:05,466 --> 01:04:07,827 All right, Mom, I won't. Bye.. 698 01:04:23,787 --> 01:04:25,327 No, no, no. Don't get up, don't get up. 699 01:04:25,707 --> 01:04:30,187 I have to run to band rehearsal for a couple of hours. Will you wait for me? 700 01:04:30,587 --> 01:04:32,067 Yeah. 701 01:04:33,387 --> 01:04:35,787 I'll take you to the beach when you get back. 702 01:04:36,507 --> 01:04:38,068 Do you have a bikini? 703 01:04:38,987 --> 01:04:42,267 No, but I can improvise. 704 01:04:42,868 --> 01:04:45,227 I bet you can. 705 01:04:48,748 --> 01:04:50,507 I'm late. 706 01:04:51,348 --> 01:04:53,548 Really late. Really late. 707 01:05:09,428 --> 01:05:10,708 Shit. 708 01:05:22,387 --> 01:05:23,988 Hey, white boy. What's up? 709 01:05:24,187 --> 01:05:25,267 Hi, Alex. Hi, guys. 710 01:05:25,468 --> 01:05:27,088 Hey, you better move your ass. Johnny's waiting. 711 01:05:27,187 --> 01:05:29,308 I'm moving as fast as I can. 712 01:05:30,628 --> 01:05:31,868 Get back to work. 713 01:05:39,028 --> 01:05:41,668 Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late. 714 01:05:45,588 --> 01:05:50,148 - The tamale were delicious. - Thank you. You're a good guy. 715 01:05:56,188 --> 01:05:58,188 Ready? 716 01:06:31,069 --> 01:06:32,429 Who is it? 717 01:06:33,428 --> 01:06:35,228 It's Bill Holmes. 718 01:06:35,908 --> 01:06:37,389 Who? 719 01:06:37,708 --> 01:06:41,108 Bill Holmes. With Happy Time Cruise Lines. 720 01:06:49,949 --> 01:06:52,309 Hello, miss. How are you this morning? 721 01:06:52,669 --> 01:06:55,229 I'm sorry, who are you looking for? 722 01:06:57,429 --> 01:06:59,069 Harlan Woodrif, ma’am. 723 01:07:00,149 --> 01:07:03,190 He's not here right now. Why don't you come back later. 724 01:07:03,549 --> 01:07:05,749 No, I think we'll come in right now. 725 01:07:28,830 --> 01:07:30,870 Johnny! Johnny, come here. 726 01:07:31,069 --> 01:07:32,630 Five minutes. 727 01:07:37,870 --> 01:07:39,510 What's going on? 728 01:07:40,430 --> 01:07:41,430 Mama's spicy today. 729 01:07:43,470 --> 01:07:45,950 Yeah, I can see that. But what is she saying? 730 01:07:47,389 --> 01:07:49,934 Johnny is not too impressed with your dancing. What happened, foo'? 731 01:07:49,934 --> 01:07:51,228 Didn't you practice that tape? 732 01:07:51,229 --> 01:07:53,470 Yeah. I kinda had a rough night. 733 01:07:56,549 --> 01:08:01,149 Anyway, mama says to hell with the flashy moves when you can play with your heart. 734 01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:03,030 But Johnny just told her to butt out. 735 01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:06,310 Oh! He just said a bad word. 736 01:08:09,030 --> 01:08:10,790 She just said one too. 737 01:08:11,430 --> 01:08:13,710 But it's mama's garage, so Johnny loses. 738 01:08:16,910 --> 01:08:18,750 He's gonna put you in the band. 739 01:08:22,910 --> 01:08:25,351 - Bueno. - Bueno. 740 01:08:25,550 --> 01:08:26,991 "Bueno," what? 741 01:08:27,230 --> 01:08:30,271 Welcome to the Johnny Polanco band, my friend. 742 01:08:42,591 --> 01:08:44,310 Oh shit! 743 01:09:07,190 --> 01:09:08,710 Holy shit! 744 01:09:11,071 --> 01:09:12,831 Tuesday. 745 01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:19,791 Oh God. 746 01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:30,912 Tuesday? 747 01:09:43,551 --> 01:09:45,432 - Hello? - Hey, asshole. 748 01:09:45,712 --> 01:09:48,632 I went down to the Venice police station and you didn't turn in the bag. 749 01:09:48,872 --> 01:09:51,831 Screw the bag. I wanna know where Tuesday is. 750 01:09:52,152 --> 01:09:53,151 Who's Tuesday? 751 01:09:54,912 --> 01:09:56,351 She's a friend. 752 01:09:58,791 --> 01:10:00,232 Fuck me! 753 01:10:00,431 --> 01:10:01,671 What's the matter, Harlan? 754 01:10:03,672 --> 01:10:05,071 They've taken her. 755 01:10:11,312 --> 01:10:12,952 What? 756 01:10:14,512 --> 01:10:16,632 - Al, what the fuck? - You're being a prick. 757 01:10:16,832 --> 01:10:20,432 - Well, I don't like her tone. - Just let the lady talk. 758 01:10:23,232 --> 01:10:25,352 I... 759 01:10:26,112 --> 01:10:30,072 I think you might be after the wrong guy. 760 01:10:30,952 --> 01:10:32,632 Really? 761 01:10:34,032 --> 01:10:36,272 What do you think? 762 01:10:36,472 --> 01:10:39,792 Dwayne, do you think we have the wrong guy? 763 01:10:41,792 --> 01:10:44,032 I think she's full of shit. 764 01:10:44,232 --> 01:10:45,552 I gotta take a piss. 765 01:10:55,232 --> 01:10:57,248 Can I ask you a question? 766 01:10:57,348 --> 01:10:58,757 Huh? 767 01:11:00,993 --> 01:11:02,192 Yeah. 768 01:11:03,672 --> 01:11:05,592 Who cuts your hair? 769 01:11:13,633 --> 01:11:15,472 Hi, I'm Riley. 770 01:11:16,712 --> 01:11:18,553 Where is the bag? 771 01:11:19,032 --> 01:11:20,713 It's on the table. 772 01:11:36,473 --> 01:11:37,753 Where is the lighter? 773 01:11:38,233 --> 01:11:40,313 - What lighter? - Silver Zippo, 774 01:11:40,513 --> 01:11:43,113 with a Royal Flush engraved on the side. 775 01:11:46,553 --> 01:11:48,793 - It's them - Tell them you have what they want. 776 01:11:50,033 --> 01:11:52,713 Hold on! We never talked. Got it? 777 01:11:52,913 --> 01:11:54,233 I have to answer this. 778 01:11:55,873 --> 01:11:56,793 Hello? 779 01:11:57,674 --> 01:11:58,713 Yo, brother. 780 01:11:59,993 --> 01:12:00,713 Caesar? 781 01:12:01,273 --> 01:12:03,953 Yeah, remember me? I gave you my house, my bed, my tequila. 782 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:05,754 I hope you're taking advantage of it. 783 01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:08,473 Sure, sure. Are you still in New York? 784 01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:11,634 Yeah. Times Square is a drag. They closed down all the strip clubs. 785 01:12:11,953 --> 01:12:14,114 That's uh... That's too bad. 786 01:12:15,234 --> 01:12:20,694 Hey, are you banging some chick or farm animal, or something? You sound a little distracted. 787 01:12:24,433 --> 01:12:26,353 It's busy. 788 01:12:31,794 --> 01:12:35,594 Your faggot ass friend better not be calling the cops, 789 01:12:35,914 --> 01:12:38,593 or that's the last head of hair you'll cut. 790 01:12:42,273 --> 01:12:44,473 Dwayne, 791 01:12:44,674 --> 01:12:48,274 must you give the girl unnecessarily anxiety at this moment? 792 01:12:48,474 --> 01:12:50,714 She's almost done. 793 01:12:51,554 --> 01:12:55,274 So, what's in the lighter? A stolen computer chip, a microfilm, what? 794 01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:59,434 What's so funny? I don't think this is funny! 795 01:13:01,114 --> 01:13:04,554 - You really don't know, do you? - No, of course I don't know! 796 01:13:04,994 --> 01:13:06,274 Diamonds. 797 01:13:08,074 --> 01:13:10,515 So, you and Jude are cat burglars? 798 01:13:10,714 --> 01:13:12,114 No. We're jewelers. 799 01:13:12,354 --> 01:13:14,914 Specialized in taking high rollers for a ride. 800 01:13:17,154 --> 01:13:18,195 Hello? 801 01:13:18,954 --> 01:13:20,474 Is this lover boy? 802 01:13:21,234 --> 01:13:23,074 - This is Harlan. - Hello, Harlan. 803 01:13:23,554 --> 01:13:26,395 It's nice to talk to you again. It's been a long time. 804 01:13:26,594 --> 01:13:27,954 Is Tuesday all right? 805 01:13:28,394 --> 01:13:30,874 Who? Tuesday? She's fine. 806 01:13:31,234 --> 01:13:32,315 Right? 807 01:13:32,514 --> 01:13:33,594 Say hi. 808 01:13:33,795 --> 01:13:35,514 Harlan? 809 01:13:35,715 --> 01:13:39,874 - I'm OK... - You see? We're all gentlemen here. 810 01:13:53,995 --> 01:13:56,115 Well, one of us is anyway. 811 01:13:58,035 --> 01:13:59,595 Look, I'm gonna make this very simple. 812 01:14:00,755 --> 01:14:03,915 You bring to us what is rightfully our employer's 813 01:14:04,115 --> 01:14:06,835 and we'll return your collateral to you. 814 01:14:07,034 --> 01:14:09,555 I'll do whatever you want, just please... 815 01:14:10,115 --> 01:14:11,715 Please, don't hurt her 816 01:14:12,435 --> 01:14:15,035 We'll see you in an hour. 817 01:14:15,275 --> 01:14:16,315 In an hour? 818 01:14:17,635 --> 01:14:18,695 I can't. 819 01:14:20,435 --> 01:14:21,515 Can't? 820 01:14:21,795 --> 01:14:27,355 I can, but... later. Look, it's really complicated, but I can get it. 821 01:14:33,155 --> 01:14:39,236 All right, Harlan, I'm gonna give you till 5 o'clock, because I'm a charitable guy. 822 01:14:39,435 --> 01:14:42,435 And I know you're not gonna do anything stupid. Do you know why? 823 01:14:42,635 --> 01:14:46,275 Because then Monday will be followed by Wednesday. 824 01:14:47,716 --> 01:14:49,475 I'm gonna call you with a location. 825 01:14:50,115 --> 01:14:51,836 You give me your cellphone number. 826 01:14:52,035 --> 01:14:56,555 What is Jude's number? 5-5-5-1-0-8-8. 827 01:14:56,756 --> 01:14:59,475 Now don't you go wandering off on me. 828 01:14:59,676 --> 01:15:02,195 - I won't, sir. - I believe that. 829 01:15:02,436 --> 01:15:07,996 See, because your friend, Jude, he wasn't as forthcoming. In fact... 830 01:15:08,516 --> 01:15:13,956 I wouldn't be offended if he didn't call... ever. 831 01:15:17,076 --> 01:15:22,636 But I will call you, Harlan. 5 o'clock. 832 01:15:30,596 --> 01:15:35,156 See? That was good. Give him the diamonds and no one's gonna get hurt. 833 01:15:35,476 --> 01:15:39,497 I don't have the fuckin' diamonds! So how the hell am I supposed to give 'em to anybody? 834 01:15:39,516 --> 01:15:41,996 Oh, by the way. Have you spoken to Jude lately? 835 01:15:42,197 --> 01:15:44,036 No? That's 'cause he's dead. 836 01:15:44,476 --> 01:15:46,676 So I think we're a little bit passed the point of "no one's gonna get hurt" here. 837 01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:48,208 Shut up a second! 838 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:51,321 God! 839 01:15:52,357 --> 01:15:54,196 I need to to think. 840 01:15:55,237 --> 01:15:57,010 All right, here's the deal: 841 01:15:57,478 --> 01:15:59,534 I want 20,000 grand, 842 01:15:59,757 --> 01:16:02,697 in exchange I'll give you 8 diamonds, exact carat 843 01:16:02,796 --> 01:16:04,797 an exact cut from the ones we took. 844 01:16:04,996 --> 01:16:07,117 But they're not gonna be real diamonds, are they? 845 01:16:07,397 --> 01:16:08,557 No. 846 01:16:09,597 --> 01:16:12,757 So, you want me to pass off 8 fakeys to Guido and his sweaty friend 847 01:16:12,956 --> 01:16:15,316 in hopes that this time they won't notice? 848 01:16:15,716 --> 01:16:17,037 That's my offer. 849 01:16:18,517 --> 01:16:20,236 I don't have that kind of money. 850 01:16:21,717 --> 01:16:23,437 Call me when you do. 851 01:16:27,076 --> 01:16:29,877 No, Riley, Riley! Wait a minute. 852 01:16:30,077 --> 01:16:33,317 For God's sakes, can you please just help me. You know the situation. 853 01:16:33,517 --> 01:16:36,277 I don't know anyone on earth that will give me 20,000 dollars. 854 01:16:36,477 --> 01:16:39,237 Then I suggest you get creative. 855 01:16:46,917 --> 01:16:50,077 - Holy shit! - So how much do you think it's all worth? 856 01:16:50,277 --> 01:16:53,357 Fuck, man! How the hell should I know Why don't you ask the antique road show 857 01:16:53,357 --> 01:16:55,917 - Look, I'm serious. - Me too. 858 01:16:56,678 --> 01:16:57,757 This don't look like your style, man. 859 01:16:57,957 --> 01:17:00,317 I don't have time to explain this. I'm trying to save a girl's life. 860 01:17:00,518 --> 01:17:03,655 Hey, that sounds all heroic and stuff but I ain't no fuckin' drug dealer. 861 01:17:03,755 --> 01:17:05,317 That's more up my cousin's alley. 862 01:17:05,318 --> 01:17:06,757 You got a big truck? 863 01:17:27,197 --> 01:17:30,158 - Hey, guys? Are you ready? - Yeah, let's just go. 864 01:17:30,358 --> 01:17:32,958 - Keep a lookout while we load up the stuff. - Good idea. 865 01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:35,718 Hey, you better have a fuckin' dolly. I got a bad back, foo'. 866 01:17:41,078 --> 01:17:43,477 Jesus, it's fuckin' hot in here. 867 01:17:45,118 --> 01:17:47,118 Excuse me. 868 01:17:47,317 --> 01:17:50,718 - I have to go the bathroom. - Go ahead. 869 01:17:52,758 --> 01:17:54,838 Keep it cracked. 870 01:18:05,838 --> 01:18:06,919 What the fuck? 871 01:18:10,958 --> 01:18:14,879 OK, that shit ain't right. Can they do that? 872 01:18:15,238 --> 01:18:18,719 Sure. As long as his G-string stays on. 873 01:18:19,799 --> 01:18:24,278 It's a sumo rule. You must keep your manhood covered at all times. 874 01:18:25,878 --> 01:18:27,518 So what if his pecker pops out? 875 01:18:28,198 --> 01:18:32,119 That would be a bad thing and constitute a forfeit of the match. 876 01:18:40,838 --> 01:18:45,319 How do you do, Mr. Shiitake? And how do you do, Mr. Tempura? 877 01:18:55,358 --> 01:18:57,278 I'm done 878 01:19:01,959 --> 01:19:04,159 Well... 879 01:19:04,359 --> 01:19:08,639 maybe I'm just getting started 880 01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:11,439 Please... 881 01:19:11,639 --> 01:19:13,479 What, what, what? 882 01:19:13,679 --> 01:19:16,639 You wanna please me? 883 01:19:20,759 --> 01:19:26,639 On second thought, what the hell would I do with your bony ass? 884 01:19:28,359 --> 01:19:31,680 Get the fuck outta here. 885 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,240 Come on, let's go! 886 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:01,560 Shit. Hey, we got "bacon." 887 01:20:04,359 --> 01:20:06,080 Cops! It's the cops, fool. 888 01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,040 I'll take care of this. 889 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,439 Shit. 890 01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:16,600 Hi there, officer. 891 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:20,480 What's going on here? You moving somewhere? 892 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:23,720 No. I just bought some stuff at a garage sale. 893 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:27,800 You know, I really have to get this truck back right now, 'cause I'm gonna get hit with overtime. 894 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:30,600 - It's the police! - Let's go! 895 01:20:30,801 --> 01:20:32,960 Close the door! 896 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,241 Gentlemen. 897 01:20:40,121 --> 01:20:43,681 Harlan, can you step over here. 898 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:47,681 - Look, I know what's going on here. - You do? 899 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:49,960 If these guys are who I think they are. 900 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:51,120 I'm not sure. 901 01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:53,960 You should've thought about that before you hooked up with them, don't you think? 902 01:20:53,961 --> 01:20:56,200 Sir, at this point I don't know what to think. 903 01:20:56,401 --> 01:20:57,504 Oh, I can see that. 904 01:20:57,504 --> 01:21:01,739 Otherwise you wouldn't have hired a bunch of illegal aliens to move your furniture, now would you? 905 01:21:02,601 --> 01:21:03,961 Illegal aliens? 906 01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:08,440 Damn. I'm sorry, I had no idea. 907 01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:16,920 I'm gonna let it slide this time, but don't do it again. 908 01:21:18,441 --> 01:21:22,841 - Now, is Caesar around? - Caesar? 909 01:21:23,041 --> 01:21:26,081 - No, he stepped out. - Again? 910 01:21:28,201 --> 01:21:32,721 All right. You get your truck back Those late charges can be a killer. 911 01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:35,241 Yes, sir. Thank you. 912 01:21:37,921 --> 01:21:39,122 3-14 here. 913 01:21:40,441 --> 01:21:41,601 What the fuck was that? 914 01:21:41,801 --> 01:21:43,521 - Everything is cool. - Cool my ass. 915 01:21:43,721 --> 01:21:46,601 Shit, man. No more fucking surprises. You follow me. 916 01:21:46,802 --> 01:21:48,848 That means, buckle your ass to my bumper. You got it, ese? 917 01:21:48,848 --> 01:21:50,060 I got it. 918 01:21:50,161 --> 01:21:52,562 Let's go. 919 01:21:54,361 --> 01:21:56,601 3-14, copy that 920 01:23:02,162 --> 01:23:03,562 Who the fuck is that honking? 921 01:23:04,362 --> 01:23:05,762 Shit! 922 01:23:07,122 --> 01:23:08,523 Shit! 923 01:23:08,842 --> 01:23:10,762 - What the fuck is he doing? - Maybe he's signaling us. 924 01:23:10,762 --> 01:23:12,042 Shut up. 925 01:23:12,243 --> 01:23:13,922 Oh shit. 926 01:23:16,682 --> 01:23:17,642 Hello? 927 01:23:18,123 --> 01:23:22,123 The old train factory down on Anderson Street. 45 minutes. 928 01:23:22,442 --> 01:23:23,763 I'll be there. 929 01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:29,523 And, Harlan. Come alone. We're not fucking around here. 930 01:23:38,403 --> 01:23:40,563 What the fuck am I doing? 931 01:23:40,763 --> 01:23:43,363 - The Anderson's place is right up there, man - I know. 932 01:23:43,483 --> 01:23:44,887 Fuck! 933 01:23:46,683 --> 01:23:48,083 Shit. 934 01:23:48,683 --> 01:23:49,842 Fuck. 935 01:24:02,603 --> 01:24:04,283 What the fuck? Are you insane? 936 01:24:04,483 --> 01:24:05,843 - The horn's stuck. - What? 937 01:24:06,043 --> 01:24:08,803 Hey! Do you mind stopping that? 938 01:24:09,003 --> 01:24:11,283 - I'm trying, it's stuck - Shut it off. 939 01:24:11,483 --> 01:24:13,618 Sorry, cous'. It's all fucked up. 940 01:24:13,618 --> 01:24:16,724 - Junior, fix that shit. - You got it. 941 01:24:16,923 --> 01:24:18,603 Hi. Harlan Woodriff. 942 01:24:19,324 --> 01:24:23,323 - I made a little bit of a time crunch... - Fuck you. Open the truck. 943 01:24:34,443 --> 01:24:36,643 What did I tell you, cous'? 944 01:24:37,284 --> 01:24:39,284 OK. 945 01:24:46,684 --> 01:24:48,244 - OK, here's your money, homes - Thank you, Alex. 946 01:24:48,244 --> 01:24:49,684 I just hope you know what you're doing. 947 01:24:49,684 --> 01:24:52,644 Yeah. I'm not running from this one. 948 01:24:53,923 --> 01:24:56,404 Listen, my sister's she's dating this police ... He's LAPD. Maybe I can... 949 01:24:56,404 --> 01:24:58,884 No, no, no cops. I can't take that chance. 950 01:24:59,084 --> 01:25:00,844 OK. Well, you got some big cojones. 951 01:25:01,204 --> 01:25:02,884 Yeah, I'll try to hold on to them. 952 01:25:03,084 --> 01:25:04,964 You do that. Go get your girl! 953 01:25:31,404 --> 01:25:33,044 Cutting it pretty close, aren't you? 954 01:25:33,245 --> 01:25:34,284 Get in! 955 01:25:40,245 --> 01:25:42,484 - Nice ride - It's all there. 956 01:25:43,004 --> 01:25:46,324 - And I'm supposed to trust you? - You know what? Yes. 957 01:25:46,525 --> 01:25:49,845 Time's run out. I gave you the cash. Now give me the diamonds. 958 01:25:55,804 --> 01:25:58,005 Good. Now get out. 959 01:25:58,605 --> 01:26:00,284 You've changed, Harlan. 960 01:26:00,685 --> 01:26:02,084 Yeah, too bad you never will. 961 01:26:17,085 --> 01:26:18,205 My purse! 962 01:26:18,295 --> 01:26:20,129 Hey! 963 01:26:23,485 --> 01:26:25,965 Motherfucker! 964 01:26:43,486 --> 01:26:46,125 Dwayne, it's gotta be 5 o'clock. 965 01:26:46,685 --> 01:26:48,566 What time is it? 966 01:26:49,646 --> 01:26:53,086 20 seconds later than the last time you asked, Al. 967 01:26:59,005 --> 01:27:00,525 Oh shit. 968 01:27:08,365 --> 01:27:10,125 What do we have here? 969 01:27:16,206 --> 01:27:19,086 - This can't be him. - Then who the fuck is it? 970 01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:25,086 Sit the fuck back, bitch. 971 01:27:25,326 --> 01:27:30,646 All right, everybody just calm the fuck down. Maybe it'll go away. 972 01:27:38,446 --> 01:27:40,486 - It's coming right at us. - This is fucking wrong. 973 01:27:40,687 --> 01:27:44,086 Sweetheart, is there something you wanna share with us, huh? 974 01:27:53,287 --> 01:27:57,086 - Now what? - We wait for him to make the fist move. 975 01:28:10,127 --> 01:28:11,407 Stop right there, motherfucker! 976 01:28:13,007 --> 01:28:14,806 What do you think you're doing? Don't come any closer 977 01:28:14,807 --> 01:28:16,766 Shit. I'm sorry. I'm unarmed. 978 01:28:17,007 --> 01:28:18,807 What the fuck's in the truck? 979 01:28:19,646 --> 01:28:20,727 Nothing. 980 01:28:22,006 --> 01:28:23,807 Open it up. 981 01:28:24,167 --> 01:28:25,566 I wanna see Tuesday. 982 01:28:25,767 --> 01:28:28,487 Look through the window. She's right there. 983 01:28:32,367 --> 01:28:33,610 OK. Come on. 984 01:28:33,610 --> 01:28:37,485 We're gonna walk to the back of the truck and you're gonna open the door. 985 01:28:37,486 --> 01:28:39,527 Very slowly, no quick moves. 986 01:28:39,727 --> 01:28:42,087 That way nobody gets hurt, okay? 987 01:28:49,727 --> 01:28:53,367 It's all right, Dwayne. OK. Close it up, come on. 988 01:28:57,487 --> 01:28:59,527 So how do you wanna to do this? 989 01:28:59,727 --> 01:29:01,807 You give me the diamonds, I give you the girl. 990 01:29:02,367 --> 01:29:04,488 It's that simple 991 01:29:50,368 --> 01:29:54,208 - No! Harlan! - Al, what the hell's going on? 992 01:29:54,968 --> 01:29:57,128 Just stay with the fucking girl, all right? 993 01:30:01,688 --> 01:30:04,928 Shut that bitch up! Shut her up! 994 01:30:05,128 --> 01:30:06,728 - Tuesday! - Did they fuck us? 995 01:30:06,928 --> 01:30:10,768 Yeah, they fucked us. Fucked us right up the culo, good and hard. 996 01:30:10,968 --> 01:30:11,928 Tuesday! 997 01:30:12,088 --> 01:30:14,128 Fuck you! Get the fuck off me! 998 01:30:15,448 --> 01:30:19,568 - Tuesday! - Dwayne, kill the fucking bitch. 999 01:30:19,768 --> 01:30:21,569 What the fuck are you talking about, Al? 1000 01:30:21,768 --> 01:30:24,928 If we kill them both we ain't got shit! We got shit, Al! 1001 01:30:27,849 --> 01:30:29,769 Fucking bitch! 1002 01:30:34,368 --> 01:30:35,728 Oh my God! 1003 01:30:39,369 --> 01:30:41,928 Are you okay? 1004 01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:44,169 Go get in the truck! Go! 1005 01:30:48,608 --> 01:30:50,128 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1006 01:31:05,289 --> 01:31:06,329 You dumb bitch! 1007 01:31:09,849 --> 01:31:10,809 Fuck off! 1008 01:31:38,849 --> 01:31:42,210 Well, honey. It sounds like you're having a wonderful time in California. 1009 01:31:43,809 --> 01:31:47,049 We miss you and send our love 1010 01:31:47,369 --> 01:31:48,930 Bye. 1011 01:31:50,609 --> 01:31:53,489 I take it, we're not going on that dang cruise. 1012 01:31:53,690 --> 01:31:55,849 I'm afraid not 1013 01:31:58,810 --> 01:32:01,889 Hey, amigo. How about a servesa? 1014 01:32:02,090 --> 01:32:04,130 I'd rather have a hot tamale 1015 01:32:13,130 --> 01:32:15,370 Mother of God. What the hell happened to you guys 1016 01:32:15,569 --> 01:32:17,970 - Hey, Caesar. - Welcome back. 1017 01:32:18,449 --> 01:32:22,410 Thank you. So, what's going on? Are you guys fucking? 1018 01:32:24,170 --> 01:32:27,370 Show me your hands! Freeze! 1019 01:32:27,570 --> 01:32:29,210 Go! Come on. 1020 01:32:29,490 --> 01:32:30,890 Come on! 1021 01:32:31,090 --> 01:32:33,890 Go, go! Rivera, check the back room! 1022 01:32:34,730 --> 01:32:37,570 Caesar Lopez, we have a warrant to search these premises. 1023 01:32:37,770 --> 01:32:38,519 For what? 1024 01:32:38,519 --> 01:32:41,009 Come on, Caesar, do I look stupid to you? 1025 01:32:41,010 --> 01:32:42,410 Don't answer that. 1026 01:32:42,770 --> 01:32:45,731 I think I found something. I got a hidden door pad. 1027 01:32:46,330 --> 01:32:48,051 I'm screwed, my friend. 1028 01:32:48,250 --> 01:32:51,450 Don't panic. No matter what you do, just act natural. 1029 01:32:51,650 --> 01:32:53,411 That's easy for you to say. 1030 01:32:53,890 --> 01:32:57,410 There was something growing in there, but whatever it was, it ain't in there now. 1031 01:32:57,970 --> 01:32:59,011 It's not in there? 1032 01:32:59,330 --> 01:33:01,290 - What do you mean? - It's empty 1033 01:33:01,491 --> 01:33:02,650 - What? - What? 1034 01:33:02,890 --> 01:33:04,370 Well, it's gotta be here somewhere. 1035 01:33:04,371 --> 01:33:07,371 You wanna turn this place inside out for a joint, that's your call. 1036 01:33:07,570 --> 01:33:09,930 But we're outta here. Let's go guys. Move 'em out! 1037 01:33:10,131 --> 01:33:11,051 No, wait. 1038 01:33:11,371 --> 01:33:12,971 Come on! 1039 01:33:13,171 --> 01:33:14,450 - Guys! - Let's go. 1040 01:33:14,651 --> 01:33:16,531 The stuff's here. Come on, I can feel it. 1041 01:33:16,731 --> 01:33:18,010 Yeah, feel this. 1042 01:33:18,211 --> 01:33:19,811 Fuck! 1043 01:33:22,650 --> 01:33:24,850 Caesar, I don't know how you pulled this one off. 1044 01:33:25,410 --> 01:33:27,211 I'm sorry? What is it you're looking for? 1045 01:33:27,411 --> 01:33:29,090 I'm not buying your act! 1046 01:33:29,971 --> 01:33:32,131 I got my eye on you. 1047 01:33:37,331 --> 01:33:41,091 If you want your nipple ring, you come pick it up at the station. 1048 01:33:45,611 --> 01:33:47,011 What in the fuck just happened? 1049 01:33:47,731 --> 01:33:50,651 Shit! I need some tequila. 1050 01:33:52,051 --> 01:33:54,411 Yeah, we're out. 1051 01:33:54,611 --> 01:33:56,491 We're out of tequila? 1052 01:33:58,051 --> 01:34:01,131 Harlan, what happened to all my weed? 1053 01:34:01,331 --> 01:34:03,251 I hate to break it to you, buddy, but... 1054 01:34:03,451 --> 01:34:06,532 Your weed's gone, and it ain't coming back. I'm sorry. 1055 01:34:07,052 --> 01:34:08,651 Shit. 1056 01:34:08,852 --> 01:34:10,531 What am I going to do? 1057 01:34:11,371 --> 01:34:14,691 You know, I should be thanking you for saving my ass. 1058 01:34:15,012 --> 01:34:17,371 You'll have to find a way to make an honest living. 1059 01:34:18,292 --> 01:34:21,131 And how am I supposed to do that? I'm an artist. 1060 01:34:28,931 --> 01:34:32,252 You'll just... have to get a little creative. 1060 01:34:33,305 --> 01:35:33,190 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 78518

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