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《至尊三十六计之偷天换日》
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睡醒了?
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你要出去吗?
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是呀?时间到了
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Honey哦!我来了!
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不要捣乱!
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你说什么?我被 Lily缠着?
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那有这种事?
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是呀?是缠着他啊,怎么样呀?
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别吃醋了
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我马上就来,知道了
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什么?你要我亲你一下?
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好了,你跟他说两句吧
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机灵点呀!
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机灵点呀!
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Hi!小妹妹!
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杀手,在今天怎么会有空呀?
不用看着那些犯人吗?
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今天放了眼我出来玩两把
这是很正常健康的活动,不是吗?
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对…
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有没有人赌大的?
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有,可是你不怕廉政公署来调查你吗?
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怎么?干我们这一行
就不能有意外之财吗?
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老子刚刚中了六合彩
打铁趁热,我想多赢一点
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够了…
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里面请
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那么多
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开始发牌吧!
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是的
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三个9说话
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似乎我的运气特别的好
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你已经好了一整晚啦
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十万吧
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我跟
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这么多九,你开酒吧算吧
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跟你十万,我就不信你四个9
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不好意思
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四个9
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你真的是酒保,这么多九
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四个9,厉害
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小姐,你新来的吗?
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是的,刘先生,我刚刚来这里工作
才做了几个月而已
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我是该输!
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自己的俱乐部来了个大美女都不知道
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小姐,晚了
早点回去吧,你妈会骂的哦
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刘先生,我…
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叫你回去呀?你听不到吗?
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阿豹,叫金手指进来
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太精彩了,真是有大决斗的气氛
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我先自我介绍一下,小弟姓钟名楚雄
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这位英俊潇洒的帅哥
一定是这里的老板刘耀祖先生
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至于这位我看…
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你看?你看得出来我多没面子?
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我是新加坡九届扑克牌皇子陈聪明
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如果你现在投降算你输一半
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怎么真的走了?
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刘先生,梦娜小姐
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金手指,今天在座这几位全部都是高手
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待一会你发牌的时候
可要留神一点,千万不要失礼
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是的
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各位,请开始吧
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A说话
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十万
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漂亮!你十万,我跟
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我所有钱加起来也只有十万
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刚刚叫你投降
输一半你不听,现在输光了吧?
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我一定会输的吗?
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我 show Hand啦,行了吗?
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9一对说话
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我怎么能说呢?你看看
你们的牌面这么大
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又是A又是 King的,小点儿二+万
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好,我跟你
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二十万大三十万
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呀什么呀?你有钱吗?
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十万元买个小二输死你
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我怕,我跟你三十万
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怕你不跟呀
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我跟
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有这么多人有对呀!
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你想不到吧,五十万买个小二回来
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我输光你呀!
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你敢模我!
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我大你钱包里的车费,叫你爬回家
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你想吓我是不是?谁怕谁呀?
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我看,我得试试同花顺这一位
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刘先生说话
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一百万
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好,我跟
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看…看看你妈的看
过去看电视,打完了告诉你知
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太狂了你
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你小子有种,一百万?
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一百万我再大你一百万,梭你了
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好,我跟
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我跟
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刘先生,A、King 两对
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这位牌面同花顺
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这位 Queen、2两对
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这位9、2两对
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同花顺面说话
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等等,我要看看我的底牌
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等等
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什么事?
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对不起钱先生
我好像发现你袖口里有张牌
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你大概是眼花了
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希望我是眼花,不好意思
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想检查一下你的袖口
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你这…
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好,随便
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怪不得你赢了一个晚上
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看什么看,等一下检查你
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怎么样?
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对不起,我真的有点眼花
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没关系,看清楚一点好
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现在我还有两百万
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我同花顺面Show Hand了
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看够了没有,这堆钱你有份的吗?
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我留着来捧场可以吗?
你有钱跟吗你?真是!
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我还有一千元,我也梭了
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你还梭,你游泳回新加坡吧
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我帮你放进去
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谢了
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钱先生,这副牌你玩得很好
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可是不知道你的同花顺是怎样来的?
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他有三个9,我有三个A
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我就不信你会有A
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我跟定你了,开牌吧
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帮他开牌
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你真是卖酒的!
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我已经有三个9了,你居然还有9呀
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刘先生,不是A是9,我这把是同花顺
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有一套,走!
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看什么看?
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我 Queen俘,比你的大
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没想到你这个新加坡的王子
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会输给我这个香港马屁精
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你是干什么吃的,
钱包里就一张地铁车票
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00:11:15,292 --> 00:11:18,042
这么晚没有地铁服务了,你拿去用吧
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我明天早上用
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拿一千元去坐车吧
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你侮辱我吗?
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那你想怎么样?
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00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:28,417
要就侮辱我十次
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拿一万啰
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真是的!
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小帅哥…我们两个人商量商量怎么样?
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帮帮忙,侮辱我一千次,一万次
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你有地铁票了
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好小子!山不转路转
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Honey
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赢了多少?
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六百多万
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全靠那张9救了我
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对了,红桃 10哪里去了?
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那个刘耀祖死了都想不到
原来两个都是我的好友
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是呀
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来,Lily 在等你
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上车 走呀
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谁呀?
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是他们
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快走
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真烦人,走!
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跟我斗?
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幸亏车子耐撞
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你还说耐撞呢
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能赢他们就行了
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有你的
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00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:21,125
俗话说,赌场失意情场就得意
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00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,620
晚上又可以加菜了
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杀手雄,你看见每个妞
都说加菜,到底加了没有?
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我告诉你,我杀手雄不是杀那些犯人的
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是专杀女人的
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换了角度看看
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这不是赌场那马子吗?
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Vodka Lime
不要 vodka 不要 Lime !
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光冰是吗?
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我来自我介绍一下
我就是威震油尖旺,杀遍兰桂坊
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风流而不下流,性感而不令人反感
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人称香港的李察基尔
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风度翩翩,魅力四射的床上小旋风
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姓钟名楚雄,多多指教
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偶像,你说漏了很多
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谁在说话,我漏了什么?
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还有就是杀尽庙街无敌手,勇闯中国城
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风度翩翩
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没事抓人胸
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见到妞你就往前冲,嫖妓不付钱
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相貌堂堂,出了名的短箱手
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床上小旋风
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办事不用一分钟
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人称百毒郎君杀手雄嘛,对不对?
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朋友
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什么?
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00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,037
公道自在人心,你问问在座的各位
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有谁不知道
我是正人君子,不要胡说呀!
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好,各位…这一位是正人君子杀手雄
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屁
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这些人我一个也不认识
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大哥
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他是我女朋友,我请你喝杯酒
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怎么又是你这玩意儿呀?你烦不烦呀?
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你带那么多保险套?
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这些不是我的,我从来不用这些玩意的
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不是你的,那衣服呢?
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内裤呢?
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瞎掰,我自己穿什么内裤
我怎会不知道?
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我脱下来给你见识见识
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这是我的
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不好意思
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你好恶劣
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你玩够了就想开溜是不是,兄弟,动手
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老大有难!
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老大,什么事呀?
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干什么?干什么?
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仗着人多欺负人呀?
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原来你们是一伙的?
怪不得我会输得那么惨
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文迪
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对不起呀!
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有一套呀
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Lily,你先走
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Okay,再见
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这些人那儿跑出来的?
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走呀!
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站住,别让他跑
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别跑!
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站住…
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那边!
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快!
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老规矩
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别跑!
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再见
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好的
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不得了哦
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这群小王八蛋,追个人到现在还不回来
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我自己先走了,哦,不送啦
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进来
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够了,够了,请你别打了,听我说
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你还能说?说!
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不管怎么说,我钟楚雄也算是
监狱里面的高级督察
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请你们两个给两分面子
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两分是吧?
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别打了…
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你们别落在我手里
我叫你们吃不了兜着走
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你们可别后悔
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你放心!
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算命的跟我说过
我一辈子都不会坐牢的
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是老大!
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老大…
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你们还认得我!
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那两个兔崽子
要是落在我手里非打死他们不可
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我就不信打了那个督察还得坐牢
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你别忘了师傅说过
任何话都不能说得太满
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你师傅说的对
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阿豹
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干什么动手打人?
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就算被你抓到,老规矩也不过退三成
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我们退你就是了
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三成?
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三成能有多少,才一百多万
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犯得着我亲自出马吗?
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那你想怎么样?
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我一毛钱也不要你退
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只要你帮我做一件事
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我凭什么要帮你?
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因为你没有选择
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王八蛋
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你想怎么样?
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你帮我进监牢里千一个人
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进监牢,你疯了
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这一次是大腿
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下次就是脸
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你不要乱来呀!
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好吧,我答应你
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叫我千谁?
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去千一个老家伙,他姓孙,叫鲁宾孙
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以前帮我做事,可是手脚不干净
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我把他开除了
他偷了我一批价值三亿元的债券
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然后就失踪了
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你叫他去把他挂了不就行吗?
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用得着你教我吗?
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我找人进去
打断他四根肋骨,他都不肯说
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这个家伙吃软不吃硬
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我相信你这个老千,一定有办法骗到手
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好,我答应你,你马上送我朋友去医院
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你的朋友我会照顾的
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我给你一个月时间
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你要把债券全都拿回来
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里面有个叫恐龙的,他会帮助你
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事成之后,我再给你一千万
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记住,千万别报警,对你没好处
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救命呀?救命呀…
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救命呀
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什么事呀?
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我在楼上被人强奸
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上去看看
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我跟他只是普通朋友,昨天他来借唱片
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趁我不注意的时候就抓住我
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他说他早就喜欢我了
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我叫他冷静一点他就打我
然后就把我绑起来
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然后就把我强奸
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时间呢?
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吃晚饭前吧
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从昨天晚上弄到现在?
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断断续续的
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开庭
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根据受害者的证供
本席可以理解被告钱文迪
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是一个极度危险、冷酷
不可理喻及凶残的强奸者
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他的所作所为是
有计划和有步骤,精密设计的
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但是,也由于受害者证供的前后矛盾
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以及强调被告的超人的性能力
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令本席对受害人的证供有所怀疑
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在我们进一步调查
被告的家庭背景及精神状况之前
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本席批准被告可以人事
及现金一万元保释外出候审
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我反对
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反对保释金太高?
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不是,是太低了
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我是色狼,是没有人性的豺狼
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你放我出去会有很多
无辜的妇女受害,那不更麻烦?
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你再不约束一下自己
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本席会多告你一条藐视法庭罪
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我一定要坐牢
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你不让我坐牢是不是?好!
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被告钱文迪藐视法庭
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以及用一只黏着口香糖的皮鞋袭击本席
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本席现在判他入狱一个月,立刻执行
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判得好,谢谢帮忙,谢谢
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文迪哥,你好吗?欢迎你加入
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你别凑热闹行不行?
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这是新式的探测器
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00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:02,078
不要
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00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:06,083
四大天王
把他拉到一边去,脱了他的裤子
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00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:09,208
我要给他清理大肠
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我捅死你!
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00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:24,292
舅舅,你帮我擦屁股还那么高兴呀?
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00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:30,958
纸都捅破了,起来…穿上裤子
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00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,125
去找你妈洗屁股去
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00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:37,375
又大便啦,有没有擦干净呀?
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00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,417
有没有谢谢舅舅,儿子
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00:24:40,417 --> 00:24:42,745
姐姐,你把痰盂拿走
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00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,078
待会记得去药房跟我买药呀
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00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,625
行了行了,我记得了
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别答应得那么快,上次我心脏病发
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00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:52,875
药又吃光了,差一点就没命呢?
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00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:56,328
不是我说你
你少玩一两个什么吸杯子的玩意
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00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:57,995
心脏病早就没有了
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00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,245
隔壁的汤医生说可以治风湿哦
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00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,537
隔壁的汤医生说你很好色呢
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00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,667
好小子你!
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00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:08,667
钟老板,杯子可以拔了
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00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:10,745
就来,我就来
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00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,287
我先去把杯子拔出来呀
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00:25:12,292 --> 00:25:16,292
你玩归玩,一把年纪千万
不要给我弄个老妈妈回来呀
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00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:18,953
很多人等着看我笑话,拜托了
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00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:21,417
人家是北京医学院毕业的
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00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:24,287
专治性饥渴嘛,你当我是白痴呀?
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00:25:24,292 --> 00:25:25,417
你这个混蛋
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00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:35,375
停车…停
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00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,162
谢谢 用不着客气
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00:25:38,167 --> 00:25:40,833
任何人不送一定送你朱姑娘嘛
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00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:47,542
那个女的叫朱火鸡
这个监狱最麻烦就是她
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00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:49,583
她是社工吗?
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00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,250
专门爱说道
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到了,下车,快点
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00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:59,750
动作快点,下车,快…动作快点
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00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:10,500
下雨了,还不进去避雨?
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00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:16,500
不用,我希望雨水洗净我的罪行
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00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:22,078
我更希望上帝能够
宽恕我这个迷途的羔羊
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00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:23,125
你信教?
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00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:26,542
是,去过几个星期的教堂
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00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:28,833
朱姑娘是吧?
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00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:35,583
我上主日学的时候
认识一个女孩子像你一样
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00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,037
真的跟你一模一样
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00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:39,287
你去那一家?
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00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:40,120
九龙城
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00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:43,625
我也是九龙城,说不定是我呀
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00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:45,958
真的是你朱头?
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00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,250
人家叫朱可爱啦!
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00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,875
文迪哥,欢迎欢迎
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00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:58,167
请你把身上的东西全拿出来吧
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00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:01,662
我都脱成这样了,还能藏什么?
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00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:04,078
你还有个洞呢
380
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:06,703
我们想知道你大肠里有什么
381
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,917
请!这边来
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00:27:08,417 --> 00:27:11,203
希望这个高科技的产品能够适合你
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00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:13,375
钟警官
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00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:14,917
钟警官 长官
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00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:16,162
长官
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00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:19,375
他是初犯,用不着费那么大劲
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00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:23,037
不对,这个犯人很狡猾,要好好的查查
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00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:26,667
外面有个犯人更狡猾,你查清楚他吧
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00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,792
你敢防碍我老子报仇?
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00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:41,167
中招!我中毒了
391
00:27:41,792 --> 00:27:43,412
我喘不过气呀?
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00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:45,458
我帮你人工呼吸
393
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,750
最后面那张床
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00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,833
新生报到
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00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:28,495
什么事呀大哥?什么事?
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00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,208
你就是钱文迪?
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00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:33,787
是的,通常人家
都叫我钱先生,有什么指教?
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00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:35,578
听说你犯了强奸进来的
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00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:37,750
是…不…不!不是
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00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,537
我把家伙摆在那里好好的
401
00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,203
谁知道那个女人没事干撞过来
402
00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:43,745
那么巧,刚刚好就这样子,进去了
403
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:45,287
小子,你很臭屁
404
00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:46,995
我那有,没有…
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00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,745
我们这里专整臭屁的人
406
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:50,625
那太好了,太好了!
407
00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:56,667
(人生于世上有几个知己,多少友谊能)
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00:28:57,667 --> 00:28:58,875
长官
409
00:28:59,042 --> 00:29:01,745
(能长存?)
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00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:03,037
是不是风平浪静呀?
411
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,125
是的,长官
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00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:08,578
真的,有没有看清楚呀?
413
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:10,250
不相信的话你自己看看
414
00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:19,167
叫我呀
415
00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:21,792
长官
416
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,417
没有烟抽很痛苦
417
00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:27,125
你这是趁火打劫
418
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,083
说好了,就一根呀
419
00:29:31,917 --> 00:29:33,662
说好是一根,怎么全拿走了?
420
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:38,667
他说他那玩意会转弯
421
00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:42,917
那玩意会转弯
422
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:51,495
只要大家虚心学习
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00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,037
勤力练习
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00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:57,495
那玩意一样可转弯
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00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:00,037
好 走开,正在做什么?
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00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:01,625
钟警官
427
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,120
做什么?钟警官
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00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:06,453
真的谢谢你安排
钱先生进来这仓指点我们
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00:30:06,458 --> 00:30:07,953
什么?
430
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:10,745
他犯了强奸进来的
431
00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,495
犯了强奸进来看来没什么问题
432
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:15,412
你们不是会严惩犯了强奸进来的?
433
00:30:15,417 --> 00:30:16,578
怎会有如此胆量,
434
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:19,495
秘诀是如何做好伸展
435
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:20,453
原来如此
436
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:22,495
什么!什么秘诀?
437
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,000
等我先上厕所
438
00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:30,083
你现在做领队,带他们全仓出去
439
00:30:31,042 --> 00:30:32,500
我有事和钱先生讲
440
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,870
这样也可以?
441
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,542
你们可以这样和长官说话!
442
00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:41,953
出去…
443
00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:42,662
慢慢走!
444
00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:44,042
出去…
445
00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:47,792
长官!钱老师掉根毛,你得帮我拾回来
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00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,083
钱老师
447
00:30:56,417 --> 00:30:57,250
钱老师
448
00:30:58,542 --> 00:31:02,917
小帅哥,这里环境还不错吧?
449
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:08,125
反正大家是老朋友,你别装蒜了
450
00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:12,245
我听说你的玩意会转弯
451
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:16,250
我超级老千可不是浪得虚名
452
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,495
不浪…你一点都不浪
453
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:23,458
现在闲着也闲着,你教我两手怎么样?
454
00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:28,828
我谁都教,就不教你,你吃了我,
455
00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:34,917
好!不教,不教拉倒嘛
也没什么了不起
456
00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:46,208
快下来,快点
457
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:50,917
当啷…
458
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:52,703
不会欠你们的
459
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:55,620
一有机会我就叫外面的人
把钱存入你们的银行户口
460
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,245
每人五万,其他五千
461
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,828
你不要唬我们呀
462
00:31:58,833 --> 00:31:59,787
不会的,不会的
463
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:01,412
你为什么要叫我们合伙骗杀手雄?
464
00:32:01,417 --> 00:32:02,745
说你那玩意会转弯
465
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,037
我跟他在外面有仇嘛
466
00:32:04,042 --> 00:32:05,578
你们这么聪明伟大,还不知道?
467
00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:07,870
像杀手雄这种人如果我不出这招的话
468
00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:09,333
一定被他给挂了
469
00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:12,208
你好像钱不少
470
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,037
多我是没有
471
00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:16,250
反正你们罩我,我不会亏待你的
472
00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:17,162
有钱就可以
473
00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:18,583
我们一定罩你
474
00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:21,912
你们认识一个老家伙叫鲁宾孙吗?
475
00:32:21,917 --> 00:32:23,208
那边坐着的就是
476
00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:27,287
鲁宾孙
477
00:32:27,292 --> 00:32:28,125
什么事?
478
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:29,458
刚才谢谢帮忙
479
00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:31,708
客气,也是顺从大众
480
00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:33,662
给我你的银行户口
481
00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:34,875
我叫外面的人把钱存入去
482
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:39,370
不用了,我外面都没有人
483
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:40,500
为何钱也不要?
484
00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:42,245
我都不知
485
00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:43,833
是否能离开
486
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,078
真是一个怪人
487
00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:50,750
文迪,我是恐龙
488
00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:54,083
你走开,我不想令鲁宾孙生疑
489
00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:56,370
其实刘先生找你来也是没用
490
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,537
我怎做他也不说
491
00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:58,542
还要你出手
492
00:32:59,042 --> 00:33:02,208
那我只好出此下策,打你
493
00:33:02,542 --> 00:33:03,792
什么事大哥
494
00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:04,958
大家一齐上
495
00:33:07,542 --> 00:33:08,495
兄弟,算你狠
496
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,870
不是我狠
497
00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:11,078
是你贱
498
00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:12,078
小心点
499
00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:13,792
小心点 走
500
00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:16,328
帮你啦二千
501
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:16,953
行…
502
00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:17,495
没问题吗?
503
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:18,578
好,没问题
504
00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:19,667
谢了
505
00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:30,828
老家伙,给我搓搓背
506
00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:32,083
给大哥搓背
507
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:37,245
他妈的你快说,我一肚子火没处发
508
00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:39,708
把我惹火了,我挖你的眼珠
509
00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:43,458
恐龙大哥,要是知道早就说了
510
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:45,292
你装蒜
511
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:46,417
走开
512
00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:50,245
人家几十岁了你还欺负,怎么样?
513
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:51,412
你别多事
514
00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:53,000
多事又怎么样?
515
00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:58,245
臭小子,你有种,你小心点
516
00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,458
走着瞧
517
00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:01,292
滚!
518
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,537
又两千了吧?
519
00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:07,292
知道了,先记着账呀
520
00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:09,250
记着
521
00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:11,995
谢谢
522
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,375
不用客气,小心点
523
00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,958
不是说存钱到我户口吗?
524
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000
加利息呀
525
00:34:32,042 --> 00:34:35,167
我那有时间出去打电话
又没有人来探我
526
00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:39,458
今天再不存钱到我的户口
我就拔你的毛
527
00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:42,083
知道了,我会想办法的
528
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:45,292
别摸啦
529
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:46,417
真滑呀
530
00:34:50,542 --> 00:34:53,250
帮我通知刘先生,我要用钱找人帮忙
531
00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:55,042
我不是帮你做事的
532
00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:56,787
我已经安排好你去医院
533
00:34:56,792 --> 00:34:57,870
为什么?
534
00:34:57,875 --> 00:34:59,167
你很快就知道了
535
00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:03,953
吃屎狗
536
00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:05,203
什么事呀?
537
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:09,208
我要离开一会回家吃顿饭
马上回来,先看着点
538
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,787
你真好,家这么近,走三分钟就到了
539
00:35:12,792 --> 00:35:14,787
废话,看着呀
540
00:35:14,792 --> 00:35:16,958
放心吧,我知道了
541
00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:23,412
什么?
542
00:35:23,417 --> 00:35:24,828
想不想今天又收钱?
543
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,167
当然想
544
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:29,500
想就快点用土把我理起来
545
00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:37,917
到那里去,走!
546
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:53,912
真无聊
547
00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:55,953
他是有名的迟到大王
548
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:57,958
我上次等他一个小时哩
549
00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,453
怎么搞的,到现在还没来?
550
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,578
小姐,请问什么地方可以打电话?
551
00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:03,125
逃犯呀?
552
00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:06,958
一人一半
553
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,162
怎么?不喜欢呀?
554
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,500
不吃饿死你
555
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:14,703
小弟弟
556
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:15,953
你那里的?
557
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:18,250
我是儿童节目主持人,你不认得我啦?
558
00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:21,625
我们现在正在偷拍你,你看看
559
00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:25,245
我们现在玩个游戏
就是把衣服互相交换
560
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,120
那么你就可以得到一份礼物了
561
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:29,537
你少盖了!你明明就是逃犯
562
00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:32,328
快点闪呀
不然我叫我大哥找兄弟来揍你呀!
563
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,245
你大哥,
564
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,703
我大哥是大白鳖,手下有八千个兄弟
565
00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:36,745
他妈的砍死你!
566
00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:39,250
对付你这种小孩子我方法就是…
567
00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:43,625
这孩子不学好,穿你妈的内裤
568
00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:56,000
钟老板,舒不舒服呀?
569
00:36:56,875 --> 00:37:02,000
今天我们不玩吸杯子了
玩绑人好不好?
570
00:37:03,042 --> 00:37:04,208
有没有人在呀?
571
00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:11,875
对不起,借个电话
572
00:37:16,042 --> 00:37:18,250
喂!刘先生,文迪呀!
573
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:21,917
我当然有办法跑出来打电话
574
00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:24,042
别说那么多废话了
575
00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:26,958
里面有票犯人需要疏通疏通
576
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,620
帮我存十万进他们的户口
577
00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:31,167
他叫大眼光
578
00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:37,458
你怎么了?你心脏病发了?
579
00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:40,167
你放心吧,大家讲信用嘛!
580
00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:41,500
照顾我朋友呀!
581
00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:43,625
再联络
582
00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:47,078
救命呀?救命呀
583
00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:48,037
怎么?
584
00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:49,912
有人心脏病发啦,求求你快帮忙呀
585
00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:51,292
关我什么事呀?
586
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,953
为什么打不开呢勿决帮帮忙吧
587
00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:58,703
抽屉打不开呀,快点!
588
00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,625
拿东西撬开不就得了吗?
589
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,287
打开了,你就赶快拿药给他吃
590
00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:10,250
如果他死了,千万别说我在这里
591
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,083
这有什么好紧张的?
592
00:38:23,042 --> 00:38:24,870
药不在抽屉里,在那里呀?
593
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:25,917
我没事了
594
00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:28,453
你是谁呀?
595
00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:29,792
我是钱文迪
596
00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:33,750
你要钱,尽管拿,千万不要杀我呀
597
00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:37,328
文迪,你可不要乱来呀!
598
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,458
我这是…
599
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:42,162
一人做事一人当
你找我报仇嘛,千万别伤害我爸
600
00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:44,370
他有心脏病的,你别吓着他
601
00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:45,750
是呀?是呀
602
00:38:47,583 --> 00:38:48,245
我不是…
603
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:49,292
我求求你…
604
00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:53,042
我明白,我知道,你要我自己绑自己嘛
605
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,292
笨死了
606
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:08,250
老爸,对不起呀?我害了你
607
00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:11,995
恕孩儿不孝
608
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,542
你们这里很多东西吃呀
609
00:39:14,292 --> 00:39:17,250
对呀?我们早上的叉烧包最好吃的呀
610
00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:22,328
老爸,不要提叉烧包啦
611
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:24,667
我们的叉烧包是好吃嘛
612
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:29,412
现在流行做人肉叉烧包,别提呀
613
00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:32,292
我们不卖叉烧包,现在只卖烤鸡烤鸭了
614
00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:34,458
又怎么了?
615
00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,745
也不能提个烤字呀
616
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:39,287
现在也流行把人给烤了当鸭子卖呀!
617
00:39:39,292 --> 00:39:41,662
我们现在什么都不卖,我们吃素呀
618
00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:43,578
吃素呀…
619
00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:44,412
你们饿不饿呀?
620
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,412
饿!
621
00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:46,120
不饿!
622
00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:48,083
饿 不饿
623
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:52,458
老爸,因为不知道
他会给我们吃些什么?你就别饿了
624
00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:55,662
不饿,我们刚刚吃了午饭
625
00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:56,958
我们不饿
626
00:39:57,542 --> 00:39:58,453
饭!
627
00:39:58,458 --> 00:39:59,625
老鼠药!
628
00:40:04,042 --> 00:40:04,833
吃
629
00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:07,370
你干什么?
630
00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:09,787
钱文迪你够了!不要做得太过份啦
631
00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:12,287
你找我报仇嘛,何必伤害我爸爸呢?
632
00:40:12,292 --> 00:40:13,542
我吃我吃
633
00:40:13,792 --> 00:40:16,662
就因为他是你老爸我才要他吃
634
00:40:16,667 --> 00:40:19,537
到了这个地步,我不能不说真话了
635
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:22,078
其实,他不是我儿子
636
00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:25,662
你要杀,就杀他,放过我吧
637
00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:27,203
你太不讲义气了老爸
638
00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:30,412
这是真的,我跑船跑了三年
639
00:40:30,417 --> 00:40:34,583
走的时候还没有你
回来你妈就抱着你了
640
00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:38,453
那…那谁才是我真正的爸爸呢?
641
00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:42,750
我全查过了,二十几个人有嫌疑呀
642
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:49,417
别难过,看在你的面子上
我决定帮你一个忙
643
00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:51,958
杀了他灭口
644
00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:58,417
孩子,我太感动了!
645
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:04,042
你把我带大总算是父子,这次是报恩的
646
00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:06,745
他有胃病,我把它咬碎
647
00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:08,078
这样好消化一点
648
00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:09,000
你喂他吃吧
649
00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:19,542
文迪哥,我非常感谢
你为我揭开这个身世之谜
650
00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:23,495
我敬重你的为人,我愿意跟你结义金兰
651
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,870
不…结义桃园
652
00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:29,750
从此我们两个人双剑合璧天下无敌
653
00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:32,500
想起来我就兴奋!
654
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,620
你笑什么?有什么好笑的?
655
00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:48,875
我喜欢,你咬我呀?
656
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,417
你咬吧
657
00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:58,125
你又笑什么?幸灾乐祸!
658
00:41:58,458 --> 00:42:01,625
我根本就没下老鼠药,老鼠药全在这里
659
00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:04,287
假的?
660
00:42:04,292 --> 00:42:07,620
我只不过是有点事,出去打个电话
661
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:09,208
现在电话已经打完了
662
00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:10,833
我回去了
663
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:15,333
你不要走呀?你先把我解开再走吧
664
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:17,287
什么玩意嘛!
665
00:42:17,292 --> 00:42:19,037
老不死的,看你的了
666
00:42:19,042 --> 00:42:20,662
用牙,把这绳咬断
667
00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:21,953
什么?快咬呀
668
00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,958
你把我当白痴,你不是吗?
669
00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,667
咬,我咬死你
670
00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:30,708
我也咬!
671
00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:34,703
吃屎狗…过来
672
00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:35,828
什么事?
673
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:37,620
快点响警钟,有人逃狱
674
00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:38,828
响警钟?逃狱?
675
00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:41,370
是呀?钱文迪逃狱了
676
00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:42,875
你怎么知道?
677
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,083
长官…
678
00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:47,662
我看见他在我老爸的杂物店
679
00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:50,958
可是你正在上班
你怎么会到你老爸的店子去呢?
680
00:42:51,875 --> 00:42:54,833
不是,是我老爸发现他在他的店里面
681
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:58,703
你又没有无线电话
你老爸怎么通知你呀?
682
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:01,120
不是,是这样的
683
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:04,750
是我老爸发现了他之后呢
就打电话到我的办公室
684
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:09,792
你怎么会在这里?
685
00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:12,708
我怎么会在这里?
686
00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:15,583
你这混蛋你还装蒜?
687
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:19,287
对了,一定是医生说
我的心脏麻痹症发作了
688
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:20,703
是呀?随时会晕的
689
00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:23,162
你有没有去过他老爸的杂货店呀?
690
00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,620
没有…
691
00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:25,412
什么没有?
692
00:43:25,417 --> 00:43:27,370
你明明用电线绑着我们两父子
693
00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:28,958
还迫我们吃老鼠药
694
00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:30,917
你也在场吗?
695
00:43:31,625 --> 00:43:33,828
不是,我们父子情深嘛
696
00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:37,578
他绑我老爸,就跟绑我一样
697
00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:39,662
既然如此,叫你老爸来对质吧
698
00:43:39,667 --> 00:43:41,245
对,叫你爸来对质
699
00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:42,245
叫你爸来对质
700
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,953
我们脱离父子关系了
701
00:43:43,958 --> 00:43:47,120
你们不是父子情深吗?
为什么要脱离父子关系呢?
702
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,787
真是太不孝了
703
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,787
这父子关系的脱离…
704
00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:54,037
别再讲关系了,否则的话
705
00:43:54,042 --> 00:43:57,333
我就要跟你老妈发生这个超友谊关系
706
00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:58,912
看医生去吧
707
00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:00,870
我有二十多个老爸,只有一个老妈
708
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:02,792
排队挂号也轮不到你
709
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:04,458
老东西
710
00:44:08,667 --> 00:44:10,662
长官,这个人摔倒了
711
00:44:10,667 --> 00:44:12,083
过去看看 是
712
00:44:14,708 --> 00:44:16,495
督察,他腿断了
713
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,870
送他去医院
714
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:19,000
是,督察
715
00:44:21,167 --> 00:44:22,542
我帮你啦
716
00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:27,000
慢慢走
717
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:28,917
过去休息一下
718
00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,458
长官…我来…
719
00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:36,125
谢谢
720
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:38,208
小心点
721
00:44:39,667 --> 00:44:40,625
小心点
722
00:44:43,625 --> 00:44:47,833
大叔,慢一点,抬高一点
723
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,625
抬高一点,舒服
724
00:44:49,792 --> 00:44:51,583
叫我鲁宾孙就行了
725
00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:53,958
给你一个枕头靠着
726
00:44:54,917 --> 00:44:57,037
怎么?调进医院来了?
727
00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:57,875
是呀
728
00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:03,078
这么一大包糖你不怕牙痛?
729
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:07,542
这里又不能抽烟
只好把我的烟都换成糖
730
00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:10,583
来一口呀
731
00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:13,792
行吗?
732
00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:18,333
不要紧张,大叔,这里的人我都摆平了
733
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:22,583
长官喜欢听黄色故事
我每天都讲给他听,都成了好朋友
734
00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:28,625
你干吗对我这么好?
735
00:45:29,792 --> 00:45:31,083
我是敬老吧
736
00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:33,292
香港还有好人?
737
00:45:33,708 --> 00:45:35,458
就算有都死光了
738
00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:41,083
大叔,做人别太偏激
739
00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:44,620
何必跑去惹恐龙那帮人呀?
740
00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:45,703
都是野人
741
00:45:45,708 --> 00:45:47,333
什么野人?
742
00:45:48,042 --> 00:45:49,875
他们是受人主使的
743
00:45:50,958 --> 00:45:55,333
上次打断我四条肋骨,我是不会屈服的
744
00:45:55,792 --> 00:45:57,292
你跟谁有深仇大恨呀?
745
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,000
我女婿刘耀祖
746
00:46:04,542 --> 00:46:06,162
刘耀祖是你女婿?
747
00:46:06,167 --> 00:46:07,208
你认识他?
748
00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:09,875
他是个大富翁,谁不认识?
749
00:46:12,375 --> 00:46:16,083
大叔,亲戚嘛为什么变成仇人?
750
00:46:17,167 --> 00:46:20,833
我进来坐牢就是因为我拿菜刀砍他
751
00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:25,417
你们好像有很多恩怨
752
00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:32,667
只要我能活着出去,一定不会放过他
753
00:46:33,042 --> 00:46:35,870
他今天这么有钱,你以为他本事大?
754
00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,708
还不是靠偷扼拐骗
755
00:46:38,792 --> 00:46:41,125
他本来帮我做事
756
00:46:43,042 --> 00:46:46,083
还娶了我的女儿,好像很可靠
757
00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:50,708
后来一点一点的吞掉我的财产
当我发觉时已经太晚了
758
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,167
我女儿知道就把一部分拿走
759
00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:58,292
他害死我的女儿
760
00:47:04,292 --> 00:47:06,958
我忍不住就拿把刀去砍他
761
00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:09,542
他就冤枉我是谋杀
762
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,833
他这种人一定有报应的
763
00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:17,000
其实你女儿也拿走了一部分
764
00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:21,667
你出去以后也够过下半生的了,算了吧
765
00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:25,958
我肯算人家不肯算呢!
人家要把钱拿回去
766
00:47:26,208 --> 00:47:27,083
你怎么知道,
767
00:47:29,417 --> 00:47:33,417
否则怎么会派恐龙来打我,失败了
768
00:47:34,167 --> 00:47:35,875
又派你来骗我?
769
00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:39,208
你问问良心
770
00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:44,875
我活了几十年
从没见过像你对我这么好的人
771
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,667
而且又没有动机
772
00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:52,870
所以你一定是刘耀祖派来的人
773
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:54,000
不是呀?不是呀!
774
00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:56,500
否则你就是个大笨蛋
775
00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:00,953
我看你是个大笨蛋!
776
00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:02,708
是呀?是…
777
00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:06,833
如果我把钱拿回来,我一定罩住你
778
00:48:07,542 --> 00:48:10,245
现在很少有像你这样的年青人了
779
00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:11,458
我先谢谢你了
780
00:48:13,208 --> 00:48:16,083
那些钱我可能也拿不回来了
781
00:48:17,417 --> 00:48:18,167
为什么?
782
00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:22,750
刘耀祖那个混蛋也别指望拿
783
00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:26,250
他做梦也想不到我女儿…
784
00:48:26,458 --> 00:48:27,333
什么?
785
00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:30,000
我累了
786
00:48:32,292 --> 00:48:33,333
那你睡吧
787
00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:38,167
慢点
788
00:48:48,042 --> 00:48:49,042
晚安
789
00:49:01,792 --> 00:49:05,208
等一下…你过来…
790
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:09,375
我听说我们新安装的电脑
是接通了全世界的资料网络
791
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,037
问它什么就答什么是吗?
792
00:49:11,042 --> 00:49:13,078
是呀?赛马消息也有,很准呢
793
00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:14,458
那就行了
794
00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:18,828
我有点私人问题想问问它
麻烦你们兄弟出去喝杯咖啡
795
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,120
我请客,可以吗?
796
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,125
雄哥请客,出去喝咖啡
797
00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:24,333
雄哥,请边走
798
00:49:25,208 --> 00:49:26,375
就是这一部
799
00:49:29,458 --> 00:49:32,583
这部电脑可以乎国语发音
你可以直接问它
800
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:36,875
大头虾,我问的是私人的事
801
00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:38,912
说出来你可不准笑呀
802
00:49:38,917 --> 00:49:40,292
我怎么会笑呢?
803
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:48,958
电脑,我想问我是不是我老爸的儿子?
804
00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:53,453
你老爸资料正在查
805
00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:57,458
你名义老爸刚刚在
店里买了一把菜刀,他很火
806
00:49:57,750 --> 00:50:00,870
那些不关我的事
我只想知道我老爸是谁
807
00:50:00,875 --> 00:50:03,083
你老爸可能会是…
808
00:50:10,917 --> 00:50:12,662
你老爸资料正在查
809
00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:16,667
你名义老爸现在用
二百公里速度开车,他非常火
810
00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:21,875
我管他活!
我在问你我亲生的爸爸是谁?
811
00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:25,412
Michael Jackson?
812
00:50:25,417 --> 00:50:27,787
不是,你老爸叫Michael
813
00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:31,042
他是黑人,不可能是我的老爸
814
00:50:33,167 --> 00:50:34,453
左边脸
815
00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:37,120
你老爸喜欢劈来劈去走路
816
00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:39,870
你名义老爸在你后面,他非常火
817
00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:41,792
他在那?他在那?
818
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:44,662
小兔崽子,我砍死你…
819
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:48,458
我砍死你…我砍…
820
00:50:55,417 --> 00:50:59,250
不要打了
已经查出你的亲生老爸是谁了
821
00:51:04,542 --> 00:51:06,333
Michael 毛?
822
00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:11,833
我叫你查的东西查到了吗?
823
00:51:12,042 --> 00:51:15,703
查到了,刘耀祖本来是为他岳父工作的
824
00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:19,662
后来他侵吞了岳父的生意
太太在半年前又被人抢劫杀死了
825
00:51:19,667 --> 00:51:23,458
他岳父用刀袭击他,结果被抓了
826
00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:34,250
你个混蛋我杀你,我杀了你,放开我
827
00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:37,537
你个老不死的,想杀我?
828
00:51:37,542 --> 00:51:39,828
你害死我女儿,我当然要杀你
829
00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:43,208
你女儿是被小偷杀的,警察说的
830
00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:46,333
想杀我,门儿都没有!
831
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:51,708
杀了我,杀了我吧!
832
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:53,583
我不杀你
833
00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:57,870
你们父女两个收起了三亿元的债券
834
00:51:57,875 --> 00:52:01,083
你不说出来,我不会杀你的
835
00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:07,042
这样好了,干脆我先报警
让你试试坐牢的滋昧
836
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:10,828
还有,Mona是刘耀祖的情妇
837
00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:13,917
可是私生活很乱,老是背着他偷人
838
00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:17,120
阿智呢?他怎么样?
839
00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:18,917
他的腿快要好了
840
00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:23,375
可是昨天突然之间
被刘耀祖他们接出院了
841
00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:25,708
不知道到那里去了
842
00:52:26,792 --> 00:52:27,875
我好怕呀
843
00:52:28,417 --> 00:52:32,078
岂有此理,刘耀祖这个王八蛋不守信用
844
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:35,583
你要小心呀?我们斗不过他
845
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:37,625
你放心
846
00:52:38,667 --> 00:52:42,167
这个游戏不是斗人多,也不是斗钱多
847
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:47,500
只有最聪明的人,才会赢出
848
00:52:57,167 --> 00:53:00,162
鲁宾孙,你刚刚才痊愈呀
849
00:53:00,167 --> 00:53:03,000
走这么久你不累吗?我都累了
850
00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:07,120
好了,你歇一会,我去大便
851
00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:08,208
好…
852
00:53:09,792 --> 00:53:10,917
真受不了他
853
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:23,792
你来这里做什么?
854
00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:27,703
被你耍了一个星期,刘先生传话进来
855
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:30,500
要是你摆不平的话,你朋友就完蛋
856
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,333
阿智怎么样?
857
00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:36,583
在阿豹手上,那条断了的腿已经好
858
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:39,917
不过好的那一条又断了,懂了吗?
859
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,417
站住
860
00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:44,667
怕啦,
861
00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:49,250
你告诉刘耀祖,我做事有我自己的手法
862
00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:51,120
不许他再碰我的人
863
00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:53,792
否则,让他后悔一辈子
864
00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,912
吓唬人呀?做事小心点
865
00:53:56,917 --> 00:54:00,203
刘先生再给你两天时间
你失败就由我接手
866
00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:03,333
到时候,你也不好过,懂吗?
867
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,208
你都听见啦?
868
00:54:16,625 --> 00:54:18,958
我早知道你是他派来的
869
00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:21,833
保重
870
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,042
文迪
871
00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:33,125
我相信你是个好人
好人从眼睛里能看出来
872
00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:39,375
恐龙他根本是妒忌你,他一直想对付你
873
00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:47,167
你自己要当心呢
两天后,他一定会对付你
874
00:54:47,958 --> 00:54:48,792
谢谢
875
00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:52,625
鲁宾孙,虽然你没有跟我说
876
00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:57,500
可是我想,那三亿元债券
还在刘耀祖的家里
877
00:54:58,792 --> 00:55:00,125
你根本就没有拿走
878
00:55:00,583 --> 00:55:04,083
因为你说他
没有指望的时候,样子好得意
879
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,625
只有很巧妙的安排
才会对自己那么满意
880
00:55:09,333 --> 00:55:13,333
而最巧妙的安排莫过于
把那些钱日日夜夜放在他身边
881
00:55:14,792 --> 00:55:15,917
而他不知道
882
00:55:18,542 --> 00:55:19,792
最后一根了
883
00:55:22,542 --> 00:55:23,458
文迪
884
00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:27,583
你帮我对付刘耀祖
885
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:31,500
成功的话,那批东西我送给你
886
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:36,583
你考虑考虑吧
887
00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:47,125
文迪,时间到了
888
00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:48,583
你想怎么样?
889
00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:50,917
那件事,由我接手
890
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:53,708
懒得理你
891
00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:04,167
你已经够臭屁的了
小子,平时那么多说话
892
00:56:05,458 --> 00:56:08,000
从现在开始,有你受的!
893
00:56:09,708 --> 00:56:10,792
钟楚雄
894
00:56:11,417 --> 00:56:14,037
钱文迪,你又想变什么魔术?
895
00:56:14,042 --> 00:56:16,125
没有,想请你看场秀
896
00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:23,667
不用
897
00:56:24,208 --> 00:56:25,162
谢谢捧场
898
00:56:25,167 --> 00:56:28,500
把他抓去关禁闭,把他打瘸了
899
00:56:36,375 --> 00:56:40,375
兔崽子,老子我平常是
用左眼来迷女人的
900
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,953
现在被你弄成这样子
901
00:56:41,958 --> 00:56:44,953
你说我该把你打成
什么德性才能泄我心头之恨呢?
902
00:56:44,958 --> 00:56:48,083
如果你的银行户口
多三千万你会不会开心一点呢?
903
00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:51,828
我钟楚雄视钱财如粪土
904
00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:54,125
你区区的三千万…
905
00:56:54,792 --> 00:56:57,458
什么?你再说一次,几千万?
906
00:56:57,792 --> 00:56:59,458
三千万
907
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:01,745
是不是假钞
908
00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:02,745
真金白银
909
00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:05,625
只要你帮我做一件事,我就给你三千万
910
00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:11,162
你肯大大方方拿出来给我
那这一定是脏钱
911
00:57:11,167 --> 00:57:12,292
不脏呀
912
00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:18,833
鲁宾孙会坐牢
全是他的女婿刘耀祖害的
913
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:24,125
这个混蛋杀了他的女儿
还夺了他的家产
914
00:57:25,417 --> 00:57:26,792
我想帮他报这个仇
915
00:57:26,958 --> 00:57:29,953
我钟楚雄虽然算不上什么好人
916
00:57:29,958 --> 00:57:32,333
也有一份江湖的义气
917
00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:35,120
看你说得那么凄凉
918
00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:38,167
我不帮你,那还算是人吗?
919
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:41,917
至于那三千万,我会拿去救济贫困的
920
00:57:44,167 --> 00:57:47,875
我已经计划好了
你首先向他的情妇Mona下手
921
00:57:48,542 --> 00:57:49,875
用美男计
922
00:57:57,083 --> 00:57:59,037
梦娜小姐,有人送花给你
923
00:57:59,042 --> 00:57:59,703
谢谢
924
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:00,875
不要客气
925
00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:11,833
噢!梦娜小姐
我已经暗中凝望你超过一个小时
926
00:58:17,042 --> 00:58:21,042
你的美貌就像一支针
深深插进我的神经中枢
927
00:58:21,917 --> 00:58:25,250
使我颤抖着,颤抖着
928
00:58:27,292 --> 00:58:30,537
不对,你看到这个人绝对不是我
929
00:58:30,542 --> 00:58:32,620
我只是一个泪少小的男子
930
00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:34,370
我只有李察基尔的相貌
931
00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:37,953
史泰龙的身体
和周润发的那双深情的眼睛
932
00:58:37,958 --> 00:58:39,542
我绝对配不上你
933
00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:46,667
我受不了啦
934
00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:49,708
不错,送花的人是我
935
00:58:50,708 --> 00:58:52,667
暗恋是痛苦的
936
00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:56,745
我不能够忍受这种无穷无尽的煎熬
937
00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:57,875
你想泡我?
938
00:58:58,417 --> 00:58:59,078
天呀!
939
00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:01,375
你对我的误会太深了 不想就算了
940
00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:02,870
我想
941
00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:03,958
凭什么?
942
00:59:09,167 --> 00:59:13,167
当然是凭我能够
让你欲仙欲死,死完再死
943
00:59:13,667 --> 00:59:17,417
翻云覆雨,咬碎银牙的功夫
944
00:59:19,917 --> 00:59:21,995
你好呢?还是他好?
945
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,625
你说谁呀?
946
00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:27,162
要提防粗中有细呀
947
00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:28,417
那比比看
948
00:59:30,917 --> 00:59:32,958
几位有没有自卑感?
949
00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:36,662
我行走江湖二十几年,得了个外号
950
00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:38,750
称之为鸟…神
951
00:59:45,208 --> 00:59:48,370
报告老师:我觉得他的是假的
952
00:59:48,375 --> 00:59:51,245
明眼的人一看就知道是真是假的了
953
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:55,203
听说最近有种东西叫硅袋
只要放进去打气就会大了
954
00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:56,750
我估计他就是那种玩意
955
00:59:57,708 --> 00:59:59,167
别靠够大张牙舞爪的
956
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,578
别丰午来丰午去
957
01:00:01,583 --> 01:00:04,583
一年里面像你这种人我起码见过五打
958
01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:06,828
快点回去睡觉啦小牙签
959
01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:08,333
什么小牙签?
960
01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:12,750
我是鸟神,你们别柞了行不行,
961
01:00:13,167 --> 01:00:17,120
文迪哥,我又模了,老实说
962
01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,703
你一定要教我那玩意儿怎样转弯
963
01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:22,287
怎么说我也是一代鸟神,再这么弄下去
964
01:00:22,292 --> 01:00:24,662
我连站的地方也没有,拜托啦
965
01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:27,370
杀手雄,我老实告诉你吧
966
01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:31,078
我根本就不会转弯
我连合他们几个来骗你的
967
01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:31,912
你不会?
968
01:00:31,917 --> 01:00:32,620
不会
969
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:36,078
我怕你不肯教我吧,你怕我学会了
970
01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:37,453
会青出于蓝,对不对?
971
01:00:37,458 --> 01:00:41,037
我真的不会
我怎能教你,我是真的不会呀
972
01:00:41,042 --> 01:00:42,412
你不教拉倒吧
973
01:00:42,417 --> 01:00:44,083
你不用找借口了
974
01:00:44,417 --> 01:00:47,037
我告诉你,我还有另外一个师父
975
01:00:47,042 --> 01:00:49,458
他不会像你这样推三阻四的
976
01:00:49,875 --> 01:00:51,953
等老子我学会之后给点颜色你看看
977
01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:53,083
给我出去
978
01:00:56,542 --> 01:00:58,125
招谁惹谁了?
979
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,662
这好像是我的办公室
980
01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:06,083
别那么小器嘛,还给你…
981
01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:16,125
根据资料有一个
练瑜咖的印度人,有这种本领
982
01:01:16,917 --> 01:01:18,328
那是怎么样的?
983
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:21,078
首先你要用举哑铃的方法
984
01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:22,703
我每天都举哑铃
985
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:25,333
不是你举,是你小弟弟举
986
01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:30,625
举哑铃?
987
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:47,995
电脑,弯是弯了
988
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,870
不过是它弯了,被坠弯
989
01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:54,875
那你一定要改用
坚强的意志力迫自己转弯
990
01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:56,667
坚强意志
991
01:01:57,583 --> 01:01:59,287
上上
992
01:01:59,292 --> 01:02:00,958
下下
993
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:02,787
左左
994
01:02:02,792 --> 01:02:04,250
右右
995
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,037
前前
996
01:02:06,042 --> 01:02:07,417
后后
997
01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:11,458
再来!
998
01:02:12,542 --> 01:02:14,870
上上下下
999
01:02:14,875 --> 01:02:16,870
左左右右
1000
01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:18,953
前前后后
1001
01:02:18,958 --> 01:02:19,703
上上下下
1002
01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:21,412
左左右右前前后后
1003
01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:25,500
上上下下左左右右前前后后…
1004
01:02:26,667 --> 01:02:29,792
上上下下
1005
01:02:30,542 --> 01:02:33,542
左左右右
1006
01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:38,042
前前后后
1007
01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:42,500
左左右右…
1008
01:02:43,625 --> 01:02:44,833
转弯
1009
01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:50,000
我成功了!我成功了!
1010
01:03:04,042 --> 01:03:05,208
闲六点
1011
01:03:06,708 --> 01:03:08,458
庄八点,庄赢
1012
01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:22,667
怎会这样?
1013
01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:26,333
先生买多少筹码,
1014
01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:31,328
三千
1015
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:33,208
最低投注额是五千
1016
01:03:41,042 --> 01:03:42,250
那三千五吧
1017
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:44,792
最少五千
1018
01:03:45,333 --> 01:03:49,125
我很佩服你
你居然有勇气跟我说出这种话
1019
01:03:56,042 --> 01:04:02,917
1 2 3 45
6 7 8 9 10 11…
1020
01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:11,375
100 , 200 , 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
1021
01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:16,583
这里只有四千八百八十
1022
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,042
剩下的那些,我给
1023
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:24,995
我更佩服你,你明知道要输的
1024
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,458
还这么有体育精神
1025
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:33,662
Black Jack,我赢
1026
01:04:33,667 --> 01:04:35,042
闲一点
1027
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:39,875
庄四点
1028
01:04:42,292 --> 01:04:46,708
上天已经注定这一张…是八…
1029
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:48,953
…婆!
1030
01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:50,208
闲一点
1031
01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:57,458
庄有点,闲赢
1032
01:04:58,417 --> 01:05:01,370
几天不见,你好像不一样了
1033
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:04,417
你眼睛里看见的只是表面的一点点
1034
01:05:06,167 --> 01:05:10,167
其实在里面,还有些更厉害的
1035
01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:12,037
哪一方面?
1036
01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:13,250
某方面
1037
01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:16,292
失陪
1038
01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:17,703
你上那儿去呀?
1039
01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:21,458
我想去洗手间,让某方面出来凉快凉快
1040
01:05:23,042 --> 01:05:24,458
给我准备一间VIP房
1041
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:28,750
我要跟这位先生
单对单赌一把Show Hand
1042
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:35,292
我绝不相信你连最后的King也拿了
1043
01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:39,500
King俘
1044
01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:46,583
脱呀!
1045
01:05:47,667 --> 01:05:50,292
愿赌服输,我脱
1046
01:05:53,625 --> 01:05:54,833
很好
1047
01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:58,167
不过有一件事我不明白
1048
01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:01,750
为什么你先要我脱裤子
1049
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:04,162
后赢我脱衣服呢?
1050
01:06:04,167 --> 01:06:05,750
我不要赌你的衣服
1051
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:08,500
这一把我要赌你的内裤
1052
01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:10,500
好
1053
01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:13,333
行家
1054
01:06:20,958 --> 01:06:29,542
上上 下下 左左 右右 前前 后后
1055
01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:32,375
怎么样?
1056
01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:39,370
上上 下下 左左 右右 前前 后后
1057
01:06:39,375 --> 01:06:41,203
左转弯右转弯
1058
01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:45,162
进浅水湾,转深湾
进南湾,转大亚湾,入蝴蝶湾
1059
01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:46,453
出笛箕湾,转柴湾
1060
01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:47,870
里面发生什么了?
1061
01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:49,000
不知道
1062
01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:55,995
亲爱的,你太厉害了
1063
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,953
当然啦,假如你喜欢
1064
01:06:58,958 --> 01:07:00,875
我可以再进一次深湾
1065
01:07:01,125 --> 01:07:04,412
今晚够了,明天晚上,你来我的别墅
1066
01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:05,667
我们重新醚车
1067
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:10,583
你真的学会了转弯?
1068
01:07:11,167 --> 01:07:15,167
当然了,不然的话
怎么可以弄得梦娜欲仙欲死呢?
1069
01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:18,412
你不用羡慕
1070
01:07:18,417 --> 01:07:22,287
她还约我明天晚上去她家参加舞会
1071
01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:24,037
佩服,佩服…
1072
01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:25,912
不用佩服
1073
01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:29,828
对了,你把那些钱
放在什么地方,你告诉我
1074
01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:33,120
我明天晚上到那
就可以顺手把它带回来,好不好?
1075
01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:36,792
不行,我要跟你一起去
1076
01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:40,708
你别搞得那么复杂好不好?
1077
01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:43,375
你去泡妞,我去拿钱
1078
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:47,203
你可别把我这个地方当成便利店
想来就来,想走就走
1079
01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:48,375
我有办法
1080
01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:52,083
我一定不会让你背黑锅
1081
01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:55,208
我怎么又出来了?
1082
01:08:26,708 --> 01:08:29,078
你们搞什么?你们通通没念过书?
1083
01:08:29,083 --> 01:08:32,000
没,没
1084
01:08:37,583 --> 01:08:38,542
不好!
1085
01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:44,412
朱姑娘羊癫疯发了?
1086
01:08:44,417 --> 01:08:46,042
我来给她做人工呼吸
1087
01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:51,042
胸围呀
1088
01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:52,912
三角裤
1089
01:08:52,917 --> 01:08:55,370
朱姑娘一皮包都是内衣
1090
01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:58,542
散开,走开,快走开
1091
01:09:06,792 --> 01:09:10,792
怎么样?朱姑娘,你没事吧?
1092
01:09:11,042 --> 01:09:12,912
我不舒服,我要回家
1093
01:09:12,917 --> 01:09:13,995
我送你回去吧
1094
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:14,787
不用了,我有车
1095
01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:16,250
不行,我们找人送你回去吧!
1096
01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:20,078
你们想干吗?你们老实说
是不是想趁我昏倒强奸我?
1097
01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:21,453
不是这个意思
1098
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:23,000
当心我告你们两个
1099
01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:28,162
朱姑娘,这么快就走啦?
1100
01:09:28,167 --> 01:09:29,912
是呀!我有点不舒服
1101
01:09:29,917 --> 01:09:31,412
按规矩得查查车
1102
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:32,870
我羊癫疯随时发作
1103
01:09:32,875 --> 01:09:36,208
你合作点,就可以快点走啦
麻烦你把车尾箱打开
1104
01:09:44,292 --> 01:09:45,870
好了,可以走了
1105
01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:47,083
好
1106
01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:56,662
到了没有,我快憋死了,受不了啦
1107
01:09:56,667 --> 01:09:59,583
你把头缩进去千万别说话
到了我会叫你的
1108
01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,833
都几点钟了?
1109
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:08,703
我告诉他监狱不像是便利店
1110
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:11,417
怎么能说来就来说走就走?
1111
01:10:14,917 --> 01:10:16,037
我是站了多久了?
1112
01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:17,333
亲爱的
1113
01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:20,453
你怎么还不进来呀?
1114
01:10:20,458 --> 01:10:23,125
梦娜Liza,我来了
1115
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,417
站在外面那么久干吗?
1116
01:10:27,583 --> 01:10:29,412
我一直在等你
1117
01:10:29,417 --> 01:10:30,500
送给你的
1118
01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:35,917
而且我发现今晚的月光份外皎洁
1119
01:10:37,042 --> 01:10:39,625
所以邀请你一同欣赏
1120
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:45,500
难道你不觉得
有些东西比月色更吸引你吗?
1121
01:10:54,958 --> 01:10:57,583
这个女人的性欲指数
非常高,再看清楚一点!
1122
01:10:58,792 --> 01:11:02,792
身材35-25-34
身高167Cm,年龄二十六
1123
01:11:03,167 --> 01:11:05,120
性经验超过一千二百次
1124
01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:08,287
对手一百零六个
持久力两小时三十八分
1125
01:11:08,292 --> 01:11:10,787
最多高潮次数估计是二十一次
1126
01:11:10,792 --> 01:11:13,078
性饥渴程度是百分之二百
1127
01:11:13,083 --> 01:11:16,875
整体床上战斗力
达到八千三百分
1128
01:11:18,667 --> 01:11:22,542
果然是一个
难以击败的真正高手
1129
01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:26,828
幸亏我的身材也有
29 , 29 , 29,身高180cm
1130
01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:28,287
长度6Ocm
1131
01:11:28,292 --> 01:11:29,037
我说的是手
1132
01:11:29,042 --> 01:11:31,537
年龄三十二
性经验超过一千五百次
1133
01:11:31,542 --> 01:11:32,953
对手两个
1134
01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:34,078
就是左手和右手
1135
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,953
性饥渴程度是百分之一千
1136
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,328
持久力两分半钟
1137
01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:40,333
整体床上战斗力
达到一万分呀!
1138
01:11:49,167 --> 01:11:50,583
我杀!
1139
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:55,833
梦娜
1140
01:11:56,750 --> 01:11:58,583
我今晚一定要击败你
1141
01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:19,912
你留他们在这看我做秀吗?
1142
01:12:19,917 --> 01:12:23,833
我打算等你来了
再叫他们走嘛,人家怕黑
1143
01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:28,083
那他们现在可以收工了
1144
01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:29,703
你们可以收工了
1145
01:12:29,708 --> 01:12:30,750
收工啦
1146
01:12:31,625 --> 01:12:32,328
叫你收工呀
1147
01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:34,203
我得擦完大少爷的照片
1148
01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:36,412
小虾米,竟然做奸夫
1149
01:12:36,417 --> 01:12:38,495
你说什么?你说谁呀你?
1150
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:39,912
是不是说他呀?是不是?
1151
01:12:39,917 --> 01:12:42,250
不要管他们啦,我们上楼,来,来呀
1152
01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:46,162
我是个斯文人,受过教育的
1153
01:12:46,167 --> 01:12:48,167
怎么会跟下人们计较呢?
1154
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:52,203
我想你私人闺房的设计
一定跟你的性格一样
1155
01:12:52,208 --> 01:12:54,625
准会令我大开眼界的
1156
01:12:56,375 --> 01:12:57,750
对不起呀大少爷
1157
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,787
我喜欢我喜欢,快来…
1158
01:13:10,792 --> 01:13:13,453
不行,我要划赢了再给你
1159
01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:16,620
这是什么时候,
还猜拳,剪刀石头布算了
1160
01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:17,708
我出石头
1161
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,875
剪刀石头布
1162
01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:23,745
那个男的跟太太到楼上房间去了
1163
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:24,625
走
1164
01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:26,750
糟了!
1165
01:13:27,542 --> 01:13:29,250
剪刀石头布
1166
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:36,292
那边有声音,过去看看
1167
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:45,828
没什么嘛
1168
01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:47,042
是没有呀
1169
01:13:48,583 --> 01:13:49,458
走
1170
01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:00,292
阿智
1171
01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:03,000
混蛋
1172
01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:05,792
是我不好
1173
01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:10,625
是我害了你
1174
01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:17,292
你放心,我一定替你报仇
1175
01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:24,917
剪刀石头布
1176
01:14:26,542 --> 01:14:29,995
你为什么玩得这么好,我不玩了
1177
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,620
来,再玩一次
1178
01:14:31,625 --> 01:14:33,620
这一次我出什么?
1179
01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:34,500
出剪刀
1180
01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:38,578
我刚刚正想出剪刀,再来一次
1181
01:14:38,583 --> 01:14:41,667
剪刀石头布
1182
01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:45,870
我剪你的布啦
1183
01:14:45,875 --> 01:14:49,667
你说得好,我早该出剪刀呀?说得好…
1184
01:14:55,917 --> 01:14:57,162
哈里路亚
1185
01:14:57,167 --> 01:15:00,875
你胆子真大呀!
在我的床上泡我的马子?
1186
01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:04,417
先生,其实详细情况是这样的
1187
01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:08,537
我在外面撞车,那么一撞就飞进来了
1188
01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:11,578
在飞的过程里面呢
不知道为什么我的衣服裤子没了
1189
01:15:11,583 --> 01:15:14,162
那么这位小姐呢
洗完澡没穿衣服就走出来
1190
01:15:14,167 --> 01:15:16,787
而我一撞呢撞到了床上
1191
01:15:16,792 --> 01:15:20,792
其实呢我们是清白的
是无辜的,是光明正大的
1192
01:15:21,792 --> 01:15:23,208
我说完了,你信不信?
1193
01:15:23,875 --> 01:15:24,875
你说呢?
1194
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:26,995
我也不信
1195
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,203
这张床,自从我老婆死了之后
1196
01:15:30,208 --> 01:15:31,417
我都没躺过
1197
01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:33,875
你居然敢躺在上面
1198
01:15:37,125 --> 01:15:39,328
怎么样?这床舒服吗?
1199
01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:41,917
凭良心说:枕头硬了一点
1200
01:15:43,958 --> 01:15:45,208
小姐呀…
1201
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:50,750
你以为你同党文迪
引开我的手下就一切都没问题了?
1202
01:15:51,292 --> 01:15:53,000
没想到我在家吧,
1203
01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:57,208
你这就走了,不多说两句吗?
1204
01:16:01,042 --> 01:16:02,078
东西在那里?
1205
01:16:02,083 --> 01:16:05,078
你说什么东西呀?
我不知道,真的不知道呀
1206
01:16:05,083 --> 01:16:07,203
不知道,不知道你跑来做什么呀?
1207
01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:07,953
来做秀呀!
1208
01:16:07,958 --> 01:16:08,912
你说什么?
1209
01:16:08,917 --> 01:16:10,703
不是…
1210
01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:14,250
不见棺材你是不掉泪,绑起来
1211
01:16:15,292 --> 01:16:17,625
你们做什么?什么东西呀?
1212
01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:19,375
你喜不喜欢爬虫类呀?
1213
01:16:20,292 --> 01:16:21,828
我不喜欢
1214
01:16:21,833 --> 01:16:23,917
不喜欢,那快告诉我东西藏在那里?
1215
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:32,125
我的GG呢最爱吃肉了
他几天没吃东西了
1216
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:36,583
通常呢?我都是喂她吃小香肠的
1217
01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:44,750
求求你
我真的什么都不知道呀?拜托你
1218
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:49,495
她爬到我大腿上了
1219
01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:51,500
有警车,可能有人报警了
1220
01:16:52,417 --> 01:16:53,828
救星到了
1221
01:16:53,833 --> 01:16:56,245
没关系,让警察抓他
1222
01:16:56,250 --> 01:16:59,245
告他非法入屋,企图非礼和强奸我老婆
1223
01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:00,953
一样有他受的
1224
01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:04,620
没关系呀
告我胖也好瘦也好,告什么都行了
1225
01:17:04,625 --> 01:17:06,750
只求你赶快把她拿出来
1226
01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:11,370
她爬到我某方面了!
1227
01:17:11,375 --> 01:17:14,292
你放心吧!我只怕晰蝎找不到
1228
01:17:14,667 --> 01:17:17,453
你这么说什么意思呀?你说什么?
1229
01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:20,370
这么大会找不到?你说他嘛对不对?
1230
01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:22,708
还没说完她就叨住了
1231
01:17:23,917 --> 01:17:25,625
她叨住了!
1232
01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:29,995
老兄,我某方面受伤很痛
不能走那么快呀
1233
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:34,125
不能上街,被人家看见了
有伤风化,形象不好,慢点…
1234
01:17:35,792 --> 01:17:37,083
就这样放他走啦?
1235
01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:39,458
我看他真的不知道东西藏在那里
1236
01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:42,292
我怀疑老家伙一直没有把它拿走
1237
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,750
东西,还在房子里面
1238
01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:49,500
可是警察都搜过了,这里是凶案现场
1239
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:53,828
所以那些东西一定
放在一个非常非常特别的地方
1240
01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:55,458
有人逃跑了
1241
01:18:00,917 --> 01:18:02,333
你怎么躺在这?
1242
01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:06,453
我的突发性心脏麻痹又发作了
1243
01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:07,667
把他带回去
1244
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:14,000
钟楚雄
你身为惩教署公务人员,知法犯法
1245
01:18:15,333 --> 01:18:19,333
非法闯入他人物业
而且偎交性的裸露身体
1246
01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:22,953
本席判你入狱六个月
1247
01:18:22,958 --> 01:18:26,412
你凭什么?
我是被人陷害的你还判我六个月?
1248
01:18:26,417 --> 01:18:27,453
会不会判?
1249
01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,453
不要吵…我还有话说
1250
01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:32,703
我是你们自己人
你还判我六个月,这就是半年呀!
1251
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:33,703
肃静
1252
01:18:33,708 --> 01:18:36,000
呀你妈的呀?你真没人性
1253
01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:38,542
看标!
1254
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:44,662
本席绝对不会被人用鞋子砸中两次的
1255
01:18:44,667 --> 01:18:45,583
才怪!
1256
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,625
你忘了每个人都有两只鞋子吗?
1257
01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:57,208
本来我想说判你入狱六个月
1258
01:18:57,375 --> 01:19:01,167
可是念在你初犯,缓刑一年
1259
01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:07,292
不过谁知道你袭击本席
现在改判入狱一年
1260
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,287
你不要开玩笑,坐牢我就死定了
1261
01:19:10,292 --> 01:19:12,250
我的一生可就玩完了
1262
01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:18,833
文迪?
1263
01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:22,375
这个房每一个都是疯子
1264
01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:23,917
真的吗?
1265
01:19:26,125 --> 01:19:27,542
恐龙也在里面
1266
01:19:28,958 --> 01:19:30,083
我们该怎么办?
1267
01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,537
走一步是一步了
1268
01:19:32,542 --> 01:19:36,000
走一步是一步了,那就走一步是一步吧
1269
01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:48,333
这么走不是办法,进去吧
1270
01:19:57,875 --> 01:19:59,875
新生报到
1271
01:20:15,167 --> 01:20:17,000
冤家路窄呀两位
1272
01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:22,875
不好意思龙哥
1273
01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:25,328
其实有什么事让我们新生做吧
1274
01:20:25,333 --> 01:20:28,953
我捏脚槌背马杀鸡
样样一级棒,保证让你舒服
1275
01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:30,912
闭嘴
1276
01:20:30,917 --> 01:20:32,078
你,去厕所
1277
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:33,745
不要去 不要去
1278
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:34,745
去厕所
1279
01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:36,745
不要去 不要去
1280
01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:37,870
我叫你去厕所呀!
1281
01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,167
不要去
1282
01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:41,083
我真的想去厕所
1283
01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:42,703
你要去就去吧
1284
01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:46,620
你是不是想死呀你,
他叫你进去里面一定有危险
1285
01:20:46,625 --> 01:20:48,703
你要是不怕死的话你就去
你要去你就去吧
1286
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,203
我是不管…
1287
01:20:50,208 --> 01:20:53,912
拿人钱财替人消灾
你说出来大家好过一点
1288
01:20:53,917 --> 01:20:55,953
你当我三岁小孩子?
1289
01:20:55,958 --> 01:20:57,787
对呀?你把我当两岁?
1290
01:20:57,792 --> 01:20:59,412
我说出来还能活吗?
1291
01:20:59,417 --> 01:21:00,537
你不说,一样得死
1292
01:21:00,542 --> 01:21:01,620
兄弟,动手
1293
01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:02,792
揍他…
1294
01:21:03,542 --> 01:21:04,708
溜!
1295
01:21:07,542 --> 01:21:08,875
再溜!
1296
01:21:16,917 --> 01:21:18,875
打你屁屁,打你屁屁
1297
01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:21,167
躲开点
1298
01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:32,458
我踢
1299
01:21:33,167 --> 01:21:34,667
又隔着我了
1300
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,750
文迪,救命呀
1301
01:21:44,792 --> 01:21:47,167
好!马上来
1302
01:21:48,292 --> 01:21:49,542
转弯
1303
01:21:53,167 --> 01:21:54,708
拿床板砸他的腰
1304
01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:56,787
不要…
1305
01:21:56,792 --> 01:21:57,917
住手!
1306
01:21:59,833 --> 01:22:01,245
干吗?造反呀?
1307
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:05,417
傻豹、傻狗、湖南佬
刀疤强、臭嘴华,全都出来
1308
01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:06,667
调房
1309
01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:08,833
快点…
1310
01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:11,083
你们进去
1311
01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:15,458
快点
1312
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:22,375
鲁宾孙,不要闹事呀
1313
01:22:22,542 --> 01:22:25,167
我去大便,要拉很久
1314
01:22:30,583 --> 01:22:31,495
你给我进厕所
1315
01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,078
给个面子好不好?
1316
01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:35,667
给你面子才叫你进厕所,兄弟
1317
01:22:35,958 --> 01:22:37,208
扁他!
1318
01:22:52,792 --> 01:22:53,620
糟了!
1319
01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:54,662
你糟什么糟呀?
1320
01:22:54,667 --> 01:22:57,250
不就是打掉你个炮台嘛,糟个屁?
1321
01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:03,203
他是刘耀祖
我得力助手阿豹,一个人能打十个
1322
01:23:03,208 --> 01:23:04,287
是呀?
1323
01:23:04,292 --> 01:23:08,162
别唬我了,一个打十个
你当他是李小龙呀?
1324
01:23:08,167 --> 01:23:09,333
真的假的?
1325
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:10,333
豹哥
1326
01:23:15,208 --> 01:23:19,208
我收到消息:
明天晚上刘耀祖开订婚Party
1327
01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:24,167
我想这小子想把我们干掉作为他的贺礼
1328
01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:31,000
你说怎么办?我不跟他打呀
1329
01:23:31,458 --> 01:23:32,875
我真的不跟他打
1330
01:23:37,167 --> 01:23:39,792
好棒呀?有鸡翅膀
1331
01:23:41,042 --> 01:23:43,417
还别客气呀?不用等我开饭
1332
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,125
等你加菜
1333
01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:51,917
一人一只鸡翅膀,两人两只鸡翅膀
1334
01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:54,578
为什么我们的鸡翅膀比他们的小?
1335
01:23:54,583 --> 01:23:55,750
他们有后台?
1336
01:23:57,792 --> 01:23:59,292
我们不吃
1337
01:23:59,583 --> 01:24:01,333
不要吵…不要…
1338
01:24:05,167 --> 01:24:07,292
不要忍,发火呀
1339
01:24:08,458 --> 01:24:10,120
我怎么能发火,我怕他们打我
1340
01:24:10,125 --> 01:24:11,620
不发火我们怎么走呀?
1341
01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:12,917
那怎么发?
1342
01:24:13,167 --> 01:24:16,203
很容易,把饭扔出去
还说「去你妈的王八蛋!」
1343
01:24:16,208 --> 01:24:17,250
好,我去拿饭!
1344
01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:20,495
去你妈的王八蛋!
1345
01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:22,750
恐龙你有种,有种你出来单挑,
1346
01:24:23,292 --> 01:24:24,828
这老家伙真臭屁呀
1347
01:24:24,833 --> 01:24:25,953
他妈的老不死
1348
01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:27,500
看招
1349
01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:39,078
老家伙别太用力,他都快被你打死了
1350
01:24:39,083 --> 01:24:41,287
为了和我的女儿报仇,死了算啦
1351
01:24:41,292 --> 01:24:43,208
我打死你这个兔崽子
1352
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,662
所有囚犯原地站住
1353
01:24:59,667 --> 01:25:00,875
走犯!
1354
01:25:00,958 --> 01:25:03,125
乱七八糟的,怎么办?
1355
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,417
开枪!
1356
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:08,078
糟了!豹哥呀!
1357
01:26:08,083 --> 01:26:09,292
走 我们走吧!
1358
01:26:22,875 --> 01:26:24,745
文迪,他进来了
1359
01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:27,167
我去挡着他,你去找武器攻击他
1360
01:26:37,750 --> 01:26:40,667
我插,插死你
1361
01:26:44,042 --> 01:26:45,578
铅笔?
1362
01:26:45,583 --> 01:26:48,333
我找遍全房这是最厉害的东西了
1363
01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:54,500
我砸死你…
1364
01:26:57,375 --> 01:27:00,662
电脑,电脑,这王八蛋这么厉害
1365
01:27:00,667 --> 01:27:02,328
我怎么样才能打赢他?
1366
01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:04,828
用这招试试行不行
1367
01:27:04,833 --> 01:27:06,417
袭胸龙爪手
1368
01:27:14,042 --> 01:27:14,870
我有一招狠的
1369
01:27:14,875 --> 01:27:15,578
是吗?
1370
01:27:15,583 --> 01:27:16,203
我来对付他
1371
01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:17,375
那你先上吧
1372
01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:21,370
扎马,小跳步
1373
01:27:21,375 --> 01:27:23,083
袭胸龙爪手
1374
01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:30,453
注意注意:因为电脑故障
1375
01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:33,458
刚才的答案是错的,千万别用
1376
01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:39,042
我这一招狠,他比我的更狠
1377
01:27:39,625 --> 01:27:44,583
我们综合了各门派的招式
决定用以下这种功夫
1378
01:27:53,042 --> 01:27:54,787
这招我会,让我先上吧
1379
01:27:54,792 --> 01:27:56,083
那你先上吧
1380
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,625
是这样出拳了!
1381
01:28:15,708 --> 01:28:17,292
这次你死定了!
1382
01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:19,120
受死吧刺客
1383
01:28:19,125 --> 01:28:20,750
波动拳
1384
01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:34,583
我滚
1385
01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:38,125
幸亏我滚得又快又远
才没有中你的招数
1386
01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:51,917
果然是天下第一绝招
1387
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:01,583
我电死你这个死刺客
1388
01:29:05,917 --> 01:29:07,537
我以为我真有特异功能
1389
01:29:07,542 --> 01:29:09,625
等等,问他点事
1390
01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:13,287
老兄呀
见过你那么多次,没听你说过话
1391
01:29:13,292 --> 01:29:14,875
你是不是哑巴?
1392
01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,000
随便说句听听
1393
01:29:20,125 --> 01:29:22,703
怪不得他不说话
原来一张开嘴就是脏话
1394
01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:23,667
回句脏话给他吧
1395
01:29:24,792 --> 01:29:26,000
走…
1396
01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:31,662
我们安排的水车来了
1397
01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:32,958
我找鲁宾孙
1398
01:29:37,292 --> 01:29:39,875
这种烂衣服怎么见人,我要换一件
1399
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:42,328
老兄,自己人
1400
01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:45,125
把衣服给我
1401
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:53,542
快
1402
01:29:54,792 --> 01:29:56,375
快掩护他上车
1403
01:30:04,750 --> 01:30:06,708
老家伙,下来吧,小心点
1404
01:30:11,292 --> 01:30:13,333
没水了
你看着
1405
01:30:15,333 --> 01:30:16,203
怎么没水了?
1406
01:30:16,208 --> 01:30:17,370
水用完了
1407
01:30:17,375 --> 01:30:19,120
那还不快去装水,等什么?
1408
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:19,787
我马上去
1409
01:30:19,792 --> 01:30:20,875
白痴
1410
01:30:34,375 --> 01:30:35,542
OK,好了
1411
01:30:37,625 --> 01:30:38,625
谢谢你
1412
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,162
你不用欢迎我
1413
01:30:41,167 --> 01:30:42,292
文迪
1414
01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:44,833
Lily
1415
01:30:45,792 --> 01:30:46,662
真可怜
1416
01:30:46,667 --> 01:30:48,042
你的衣服在车里
1417
01:30:48,167 --> 01:30:49,125
按计划行事
1418
01:30:54,792 --> 01:30:56,625
现在是不是去刘耀祖的家?
1419
01:31:00,917 --> 01:31:05,208
鲁宾孙,你把钱放在他家的什么地方?
1420
01:31:10,417 --> 01:31:14,792
你们别装蒜
说句话行不行?把不把我当自己人?
1421
01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:19,542
好,停…
1422
01:31:26,333 --> 01:31:27,625
你做什么?
1423
01:31:29,333 --> 01:31:31,953
你们两个明明是把我当白痴嘛
1424
01:31:31,958 --> 01:31:35,328
先骗我去上人家的马子,又骗我去坐牢
1425
01:31:35,333 --> 01:31:37,870
骗我造反,现在又骗我逃狱
1426
01:31:37,875 --> 01:31:39,703
但我从来都不知道你想做什么
1427
01:31:39,708 --> 01:31:42,500
你要知道做什么
有钱赚就行了,对不对?
1428
01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:45,578
人家有自尊嘛,给我点面子好不好?
1429
01:31:45,583 --> 01:31:46,537
我们已给你面子
1430
01:31:46,542 --> 01:31:47,787
你要我怎么给你面子呀?
1431
01:31:47,792 --> 01:31:48,995
鲁宾孙都说了
1432
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:52,870
起码让我知道你们想做什么
你们把钱放在什么地方嘛
1433
01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:56,120
别说,你要是说了会后悔的
1434
01:31:56,125 --> 01:31:58,745
他是我们拍挡是应该告诉他
1435
01:31:58,750 --> 01:31:59,912
千万别告诉他
1436
01:31:59,917 --> 01:32:00,453
你说…
1437
01:32:00,458 --> 01:32:04,458
现在我们去刘耀祖的家里
趁他开舞会的时候混水摸鱼
1438
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:07,375
把债券拿回来
1439
01:32:08,542 --> 01:32:10,495
那债券放在他家的什么地方?
1440
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:11,745
别说,千万别说
1441
01:32:11,750 --> 01:32:12,708
你别吵
1442
01:32:13,667 --> 01:32:17,000
在刘耀祖床上的枕头里
1443
01:32:18,333 --> 01:32:20,417
就是我躺过的那间房?
1444
01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:23,042
我枕着三亿呀
1445
01:32:23,708 --> 01:32:25,625
我还躺了几个小时呢
1446
01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:28,245
你胆子太大了
1447
01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:29,995
随随便便放在枕头里
1448
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:33,162
什么随随便便,这才叫高呀
1449
01:32:33,167 --> 01:32:34,287
什么意思?
1450
01:32:34,292 --> 01:32:37,370
鲁宾孙赌的是所谓的心理战
1451
01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:40,708
如果你杀了你老婆
你会不会还睡在那张床上呢?
1452
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:44,370
对呀
1453
01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:45,333
鲁宾孙
1454
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,167
等一下我们呢…
1455
01:32:49,708 --> 01:32:52,828
比起三亿来说,三千万实在太少了
1456
01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:56,037
好,我决定自己去拿钱,然后去美国
1457
01:32:56,042 --> 01:32:59,375
寄一亿五千万回来给他们,蛮有良心吧
1458
01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:01,958
真是不好意思呀两位
1459
01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,833
好了,走吧
1460
01:33:05,542 --> 01:33:07,208
走…
1461
01:33:13,792 --> 01:33:15,333
发财呀
1462
01:33:22,250 --> 01:33:23,333
多帅!
1463
01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:31,042
不是说今天晚上开舞会,一个人也没有
1464
01:33:31,792 --> 01:33:32,833
耍我?
1465
01:33:37,792 --> 01:33:39,042
怎么这么简单就开到了?
1466
01:34:03,625 --> 01:34:04,745
生日快乐
1467
01:34:04,750 --> 01:34:06,120
谢谢,谢谢
1468
01:34:06,125 --> 01:34:07,583
生日快乐…
1469
01:34:13,333 --> 01:34:16,537
大家玩得开心点,在舞会开始之前
1470
01:34:16,542 --> 01:34:17,662
我有件事要宣布
1471
01:34:17,667 --> 01:34:19,245
什么事呀刘先生?
1472
01:34:19,250 --> 01:34:21,750
就是我决定跟梦娜注册结婚
1473
01:34:23,333 --> 01:34:26,875
下个月我们两个会正式请客
到时候大家要来呀
1474
01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:36,667
枕头呀枕头,我们终于见面了
1475
01:34:47,583 --> 01:34:48,667
没有呀?
1476
01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:54,495
还是没有
1477
01:34:54,500 --> 01:34:55,917
这里当然没有
1478
01:34:57,375 --> 01:34:58,583
什么?
1479
01:35:00,667 --> 01:35:03,162
你不会跟我说你又是撞车飞进来的吧?
1480
01:35:03,167 --> 01:35:04,453
不…
1481
01:35:04,458 --> 01:35:06,120
这一次从门口进来的
1482
01:35:06,125 --> 01:35:07,500
你当我白痴呀?
1483
01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:12,870
你进来我已经知道了
不过想看看你在那里找东西?
1484
01:35:12,875 --> 01:35:14,203
你太不够意思了吧?
1485
01:35:14,208 --> 01:35:17,245
你既然知我从门口进来
那还能宣布结婚
1486
01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:18,662
你演技真好
1487
01:35:18,667 --> 01:35:21,078
这房间每一时我都找过了
1488
01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:25,037
如果在枕头里面
还会留给你吗?文迪是耍你呀
1489
01:35:25,042 --> 01:35:27,537
对了,既然大家都被他耍了
1490
01:35:27,542 --> 01:35:29,662
那就扯平了,下去跳舞吧
1491
01:35:29,667 --> 01:35:30,583
别动
1492
01:35:31,292 --> 01:35:34,120
不要呀!不要杀我呀!我怕痛
1493
01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:36,750
没有替死鬼,我不会杀你的
1494
01:35:37,167 --> 01:35:38,125
文迪呢?
1495
01:35:39,542 --> 01:35:41,412
他被我打昏了,现在躺在马路上
1496
01:35:41,417 --> 01:35:43,537
你满不满意呀?我再去打一次?
1497
01:35:43,542 --> 01:35:47,162
神经病,我开舞会就是要把他引出来
1498
01:35:47,167 --> 01:35:50,042
你把他打昏了,东西放在那里?
1499
01:35:50,333 --> 01:35:54,333
他告诉我说放在枕头里面嘛,
你应该打他,不该打我
1500
01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:56,162
绑起来
1501
01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:57,125
是!
1502
01:35:57,500 --> 01:36:00,787
干吗?老兄,不要绑太紧,我不会跑的
1503
01:36:00,792 --> 01:36:03,120
打电话报警,说有个逃犯跑进来
1504
01:36:03,125 --> 01:36:06,120
对呀?快去报警,像上次一样
1505
01:36:06,125 --> 01:36:08,745
不过不要打我,我怕痛,更不要杀我
1506
01:36:08,750 --> 01:36:10,625
没有替死鬼怎么杀人呀?
1507
01:36:12,125 --> 01:36:16,125
文迪,每次见到你就像太阳公公出来了
1508
01:36:16,292 --> 01:36:17,453
你怎么进来的?
1509
01:36:17,458 --> 01:36:20,583
当然有人安排我进来啦,把箱放下
1510
01:36:21,333 --> 01:36:23,250
叫你把箱放下
1511
01:36:24,250 --> 01:36:25,458
进厕所
1512
01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:28,912
不要乱来呀
1513
01:36:28,917 --> 01:36:30,495
刘耀祖,你也有今天呀
1514
01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:32,000
就是呀 你想怎么样?
1515
01:36:34,333 --> 01:36:36,078
我来替你老婆报仇
1516
01:36:36,083 --> 01:36:38,662
不要乱来呀!杀了我你们也完蛋
1517
01:36:38,667 --> 01:36:41,000
对呀?杀了他我们也完蛋
1518
01:36:41,458 --> 01:36:42,750
我们有替死鬼嘛
1519
01:36:44,500 --> 01:36:46,787
我们有替死鬼,听到了吗?
1520
01:36:46,792 --> 01:36:49,333
这里有两个人,一个死了,一个昏了
1521
01:36:49,833 --> 01:36:52,500
那把箱有昏倒
那个人的指纹,你说会怎么样?
1522
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:56,078
那个死掉的当然是你
1523
01:36:56,083 --> 01:36:57,125
那昏倒的是谁呀?
1524
01:37:00,458 --> 01:37:01,958
原来是我呀
1525
01:37:02,292 --> 01:37:05,500
不要乱来呀!放过我,要多少钱我给你
1526
01:37:06,583 --> 01:37:08,120
亲爱的,好了没有?
1527
01:37:08,125 --> 01:37:09,167
谁呀?
1528
01:37:09,417 --> 01:37:11,995
你没想到出卖你的人
就是你最亲的人吧?
1529
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:13,037
你还没杀他?
1530
01:37:13,042 --> 01:37:14,287
没到时候哩
1531
01:37:14,292 --> 01:37:15,162
是谁呀?
1532
01:37:15,167 --> 01:37:19,667
我告诉你,那些债券就藏在
一个没有人留意的地方
1533
01:37:20,250 --> 01:37:21,162
快点!
1534
01:37:21,167 --> 01:37:23,042
你进来看看我怎么杀他吧
1535
01:37:23,208 --> 01:37:25,417
我好害怕,快点呀!
1536
01:37:40,792 --> 01:37:41,537
现在怎办?
1537
01:37:41,542 --> 01:37:43,453
冷静点,就当什么事都没有发生过
1538
01:37:43,458 --> 01:37:45,417
下去跳舞,走
1539
01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:00,333
Lily,你走吧
1540
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:01,453
小心点
1541
01:38:01,458 --> 01:38:02,333
OK
1542
01:38:18,833 --> 01:38:21,208
贱货,你偷男人
1543
01:38:22,583 --> 01:38:24,167
刘先生…
1544
01:38:25,042 --> 01:38:27,417
梦娜…
1545
01:38:27,708 --> 01:38:34,625
贱人想杀我,我打死你,我打死你…
1546
01:38:35,583 --> 01:38:37,583
刘先生,你冷静点
1547
01:38:38,042 --> 01:38:41,417
放开我,别拉着我,放开我
1548
01:38:41,917 --> 01:38:45,917
你偷男人,王八蛋!
你想杀我,我杀死你
1549
01:38:49,458 --> 01:38:50,375
刘先生
1550
01:38:58,167 --> 01:38:59,167
快走呀
1551
01:38:59,458 --> 01:39:01,578
里面开箱杀人呀?
1552
01:39:01,583 --> 01:39:02,370
放开我!
1553
01:39:02,375 --> 01:39:03,620
别动,警察!
1554
01:39:03,625 --> 01:39:04,958
放开我
1555
01:39:06,208 --> 01:39:08,917
长官,这个女的手上私着一支假箱
1556
01:39:16,875 --> 01:39:18,042
走开呀
1557
01:39:30,208 --> 01:39:32,828
原来三亿元债券一直藏在这里
1558
01:39:32,833 --> 01:39:34,745
打死我也不会来这里找
1559
01:39:34,750 --> 01:39:36,417
快点走,警察来了
1560
01:39:38,167 --> 01:39:41,417
我不想做替死鬼呀!我不想…
1561
01:39:42,500 --> 01:39:43,495
这是什么地方?
1562
01:39:43,500 --> 01:39:44,958
救护车呀
1563
01:39:46,458 --> 01:39:47,542
我受伤了?
1564
01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:53,167
没有,现在我们三个人一起回监狱去
1565
01:39:54,958 --> 01:39:56,537
你女儿的仇报了
1566
01:39:56,542 --> 01:39:59,703
我报了,了了我的心愿
1567
01:39:59,708 --> 01:40:03,708
而且,我把所有债券都拿回来了
1568
01:40:04,417 --> 01:40:05,537
就是!
1569
01:40:05,542 --> 01:40:06,708
我明白了
1570
01:40:07,875 --> 01:40:09,453
那你把刘耀祖给杀啦?
1571
01:40:09,458 --> 01:40:12,375
不是,是刘耀祖把梦娜给杀了
1572
01:40:12,917 --> 01:40:13,495
可惜
1573
01:40:13,500 --> 01:40:16,458
我们三个人呢一直都在监狱里面
1574
01:40:16,792 --> 01:40:18,125
造反?
1575
01:40:22,333 --> 01:40:24,000
聪明
1576
01:40:26,083 --> 01:40:28,328
那你拿到钱了吧?快分钱…
1577
01:40:28,333 --> 01:40:29,542
我打!
1578
01:40:30,458 --> 01:40:31,458
他真是该打的!
1579
01:40:34,083 --> 01:40:35,495
统统不许动
1580
01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:36,787
我们现在开始点名
1581
01:40:36,792 --> 01:40:37,958
是
1582
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:42,583
别动
1583
01:40:51,375 --> 01:40:52,745
快点
1584
01:40:52,750 --> 01:40:54,833
救人,快点
1585
01:40:56,792 --> 01:40:58,625
病人在那里,在那里
1586
01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:08,042
都站住
1587
01:41:09,375 --> 01:41:10,578
你们到那里去?
1588
01:41:10,583 --> 01:41:11,370
我们…
1589
01:41:11,375 --> 01:41:12,500
不用解释
1590
01:41:13,375 --> 01:41:15,328
我看你们从救护车下来的
1591
01:41:15,333 --> 01:41:16,370
功亏一等
1592
01:41:16,375 --> 01:41:17,537
注定了
1593
01:41:17,542 --> 01:41:21,542
想不到你们,怎么这么晚?
1594
01:41:21,625 --> 01:41:24,125
快点…我会帮你们善后的
1595
01:41:25,458 --> 01:41:26,037
快…
1596
01:41:26,042 --> 01:41:27,245
你等等
1597
01:41:27,250 --> 01:41:28,208
吻我
1598
01:41:38,583 --> 01:41:39,500
对不起
1599
01:41:40,375 --> 01:41:42,250
本席现在宣判
1600
01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:49,000
由于受害人刘莉莉小姐
口供前后极度矛盾,疑点太多
1601
01:41:51,458 --> 01:41:53,000
利益归于被告
1602
01:41:53,958 --> 01:41:57,958
所以本席裁定被告
钱文迪强奸罪名不成立
1603
01:41:58,292 --> 01:41:59,625
当庭释放
1604
01:41:59,750 --> 01:42:01,000
Yeah
1605
01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:02,787
好呀!
1606
01:42:02,792 --> 01:42:04,750
谢谢…
1607
01:42:16,875 --> 01:42:18,162
Yeah !
1608
01:42:18,167 --> 01:42:19,875
文迪,你自由了
1609
01:42:21,875 --> 01:42:28,667
你没事了,那我几个
什么时候分…分钱呢?
1610
01:42:29,542 --> 01:42:30,912
少不了你的
1611
01:42:30,917 --> 01:42:31,495
走!
1612
01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:33,000
三千万
1613
01:42:40,125 --> 01:42:41,912
慢走…有点问题 什么?
1614
01:42:41,917 --> 01:42:45,495
为什么支票上面的日期
写的是一九九七年?
1615
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:46,537
是这样的
1616
01:42:46,542 --> 01:42:48,287
我们把三亿存进瑞士银行
1617
01:42:48,292 --> 01:42:49,287
收利息 什么存到那么远?
1618
01:42:49,292 --> 01:42:53,162
然后呢环游世界四年
四年后有九千万利息
1619
01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:54,745
你就有三千万了
1620
01:42:54,750 --> 01:42:57,375
这可太不够意思了,我们事先说…
1621
01:42:58,250 --> 01:43:02,037
你求神拜佛保佑
我这四年平平安安,不然的话
1622
01:43:02,042 --> 01:43:04,708
就是什么?都没了!
1623
01:43:04,958 --> 01:43:05,578
走!
1624
01:43:05,583 --> 01:43:15,417
我去你妈的2 Eggs
再加上你爸的2 Eggs !
1625
01:43:16,292 --> 01:43:18,833
我问候你爸妈亲娘祖奶奶!
1626
01:43:22,250 --> 01:43:23,625
谁打我?
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