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★★★ 亚洲影视网:celaw 制作 ★★★
http://wisdomp.info/?a=celaw
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甘先生
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朱太太
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林先生
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你这座大厦是全香港最大的
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普普通通
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这位是...
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我的女秘书徐小姐
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甘先生,你好
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沙展,上面一切正常,OVER
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我现在有很多活干,忙得很
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叫冰棒工作的时候不要吃冰棒
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沙展,你这么忙,要不要我下来帮忙
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别下来,我现在忙得要命
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没什么事别再叫我了,就这么说
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这样玩法多没意思
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不如玩刺激一点的
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好
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输一道罚脱一件衣服
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家里就你一个人
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是
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那你一定很寂寞了,我来陪你好不好
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好
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那什么时候
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下个月的十七号晚上九点十五分吧
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为什么
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我已经排到十五号了
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我也要到十六号,只比你早一天
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好了,你们几位慢慢聊聊吧
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这么大口嚥下去,有没有咽着
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对不起,请让让
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救命
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救命
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什么事?快过去看看
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开门,开门
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谁在里面
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徐小姐在里面,门打不开
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撞门
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是
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沙展!沙展!OVER 沙展!OVER
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你快点把它脱下来
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沙展!沙展! 不用了吧
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一定要脱
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沙展,我叫了半天,你怎么没反应
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对不对,我已经说过不怕冷了
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多不好意思,弄成这个模样 什么事?
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上面发生事,你快上去看看吧
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你先上去
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快点过去看看 请让让,让让
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让一让,大家让让...让让...
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不要这么冲动,什么事情?
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有人被困在里面,门又打不开
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朱迪在里面门给锁上了,开不了
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有人吗
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你们听着,这撞门不是每个人都可以撞得开的
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要有功夫的人才行,让我来
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让让...让让...
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你们干什么
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朱迪,你没事吧
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没事,我让开关电了一下
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那没事了,没事了
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没事了,大家出去喝酒吧\n请请,外边请
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起床吧,到时间见工了
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你别把我的泡假牙水都给喝完了
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妈!早!
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你来喝粥,一会儿你要去见工
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我已经跟你舅舅说好了,这份工作没有问题
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快来喝
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早
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早
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这个人就是新来的护卫员
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Yes,SIR!
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胖子,会不会功夫
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他不会功夫的,每一次打架就出事了
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就在去年他跟人家抢着买豆花
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结果把那个人打得像豆花了
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你有英文名字吗
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他叫做洛奇占士士飞利史泰龙
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胖子,你自己说一次
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我...
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没关系的,一般人都叫他做“劲超”就行了
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“劲超”?好
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这是检查色盲的卡片
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上面画了些什么
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SIR,我反对这种考验方法
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会看颜色有什么用
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难道规定好人穿白衣服,坏人一定穿黑衣服的吗?
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他应该像那些猎狗一样,用鼻子去闻一闻才对
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闻闻这袜子,多久没洗了
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我们公司规定,护卫员不能超过一百五十磅
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上来吧
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你多少磅
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一百八十磅
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没关系,不用怕,上
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一百四十九磅半,你及格了
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谢谢
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不客气
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等女朋友
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是,她就在上面那家广告公司做事
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我跟她认识很久了,她长得很漂亮
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看看你这副德行,你的女朋友会漂亮吗
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我的女朋友不漂亮?一会儿你就知道了
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来了,来了
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就是前面的那一个
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小雪,我在这儿,我在这边
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阿禧
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我找到工作了,在这儿当护卫员
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真的
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是,我们去吃一顿庆祝一下
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小姐,请问贵姓
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太过份了
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再见
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再见
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你看,今天真走运,全都是鸡腿鹅腿的
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平常全都是鸡头鸭脚的
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来,你先吃
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你也吃一口
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好,真捧
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真倒霉,想吃一顿好一点的都不行
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真受不了你,两个人吃一个便当
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这样存钱要存到哪天才能结婚
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话不能这么说,一天省二十,一个月就省六百
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我看用不了十年,我们就存够钱结婚了
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是,你要去买一件漂亮一点的衣服
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我奶奶下个月做寿,她说想见一见你
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你先不要这么开心,我哥哥的为人你也清楚的
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如果让他知道你是我男朋友,你可有得受了
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我才不怕你哥哥
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你把他叫到这儿来,我来教训教训他
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你可别乱说话,我哥哥有很多耳目
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让他们听见,你就完蛋了
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我才不怕
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你看,戴耳龙,是条虫,出来给我打得脸红红
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哥哥
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大舅子,不不不...大哥
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查一查他欠我多少钱
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是
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大哥,他没欠我们的钱
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什么?香港还有人不欠我的钱
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大哥,你掉了五毛钱
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别拍马屁了,这五毛钱就当我借给你的
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不过碰上我的钱的人,我要算他利息
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把规矩告诉他
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每一天有一千四百四十分
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也就是说每一天有八万六千四百秒
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还钱的方法很简单
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你只要把每一天的分数乘每一分的秒数
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然后再乘年息一点三个巴仙,分十二期归还
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再加一点手续费
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那就是说,五毛钱乘一千四百四十分钟
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再乘六十秒,再乘一点三个巴仙,除十二
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那就是四十六块八毛
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照我们的手续再乘一次
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那就是说一个月要付两千一百九十块零两毛四分
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借五毛钱要还两千多,你比抢银行还好
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说得对,就是比抢银行好,所以我才干这一行
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再晚一分钟就不是这个价钱了
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我不还 别这样
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不还?他说他不还
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还就还好了
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你真捧
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不用说,我也知道你叫朱禧
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小雪,跟我走
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小雪 阿禧
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阿禧
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你以后没有我同意,不许跟这个阿禧来往,知不知道?
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哥哥,你不用送我了
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我不送你,我是来收账的
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那我先上去了
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晚上有没有空陪我去看电影
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我听人家说,那部电影拍得很有美感,很有文化价值
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你不怕我勾引你吗?
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我不怕 范千洲
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我们改天再说吧,我有一点事
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修理他
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是
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你干什么
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你们干什么?有话慢慢说
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你怎么跟这种人来往
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一辈子都没有安全感的
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他欠了别人一屁股账,随时随地都会被人干掉
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跟我就不同了,保证没有人敢碰你
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你说这么多话还不是想泡我
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你先填了这份表格
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是什么表格
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这张履历表,是想看看你最近三年有没有花柳
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梅毒、爱滋病
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还有要填上你的持久力跟尺寸
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看看及不及格
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填好了之后交给七楼人事部吧
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这儿七楼
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花柳跟爱滋病,我没有啊...
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看什么看
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干什么的
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你叫我们修理他,要搞定了才能修理
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我要你把这幢大厦里面,八字属阴的人
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不分男女全都杀光
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全弄好了
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现在谁来值班
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用用脑子
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朱禧
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什么事?大哥A、大哥B
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我们大家分工合作
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人头就你巡楼上跟洗手间 好
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字就我们巡地下大堂
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没问题
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人头
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你巡楼上跟洗手间 快去吧
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去吧
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好,那我去巡逻了
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今天我跟大家讨论一个字
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跟一个跟这个字有关系的字
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就是这个小字跟这个门字
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如果把这个小字放在门字的上面
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或者是下面,或者是左面,或者是右面
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那就变成了小门,或者是门小了
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小门跟门小的意思就是门很小
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这个是形容词
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可是如果把这个小字放在门字的中间的话
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那就变成了动词了
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这么无聊,不看你的台了
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不准换台
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我都叫你不要换台了
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我们这个台的节目,你一定要看
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你这么不讲理
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强迫人家看你那个台,我偏不看
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不看?不看
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不看,不看
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我一定要你看
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我偏不看,那有人这么蛮不讲理,硬要人家看的
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你到底看不看
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电视机也会走路的
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妈!救命!
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小子,你不要走
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我就是电视鬼
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我的节目你不可以不看
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还想往哪跑
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我就是一天看二十四小时的电视看死的
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我现在要你陪我
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我不看,不看...
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你不可以不看,我也要你看死为止
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你去死吧
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好恶心
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再吃点菜
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鬼
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不是我眼花吧
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这一把就全赢回来了
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行了!行了!你们不用看了,不用伤脑筋了
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全黑一条青龙,每位五十二道
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五十二道,这么厉害
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董事长的房间有鬼
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有鬼?在那儿
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我看见董事长的房里全都是鬼
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现在董事长被鬼压住了,怎么办?
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撞门
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好,好,一、二、三
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怎么鬼全都不见了
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我问你搅什么鬼才是真的
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你不是让鬼压住了吗
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什么
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00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:07,470
我让鬼压着了
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是
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你说你看见什么
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鬼
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他说我是鬼
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谁叫你们跑进来的
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他,是他
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对不起,董事长,他是新来的
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叫他少做白日梦,全部回到楼下去
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是,走走,下去,下去,快下去
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你这个臭小子一定是撑到了,大白天见鬼
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我真的看见了
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还说,再说我捅死你,走
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阿禧,说真的,我这个舅舅算不错了
275
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你才二十多岁,中学又没毕业
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我就帮你找到这么好的一份工作了
277
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你说是不是
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我看你也不必在外面租房子了
279
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从明天开始,你就搬到我家来住
280
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一个月可以省好几百块钱
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对,一个月省好几百块钱
282
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那不是很快就可以跟小雪结婚了
283
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是,不过存钱很难
284
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就算放在银行里
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签个名就可以拿出来了
286
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是,这倒是真的
287
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所以说最好放在我这儿
288
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因为我一定不会还给你的
289
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如果你真的倒霉起起,有机会结婚的话
290
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,710
不,我是说你结婚的时候\n再拿回去不是更妥当吗
291
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你说对不对
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那倒是
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抢东西,抢东西
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小心一点
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来来,你先坐下来
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坐下,坐下
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老伯,你别浪费唾味了
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他没钱的
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00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,990
你们不只是没钱,很快连命都没有了
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不会吧
301
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,250
你在这儿摆地摊看相,别一开口就咒人
302
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,190
麻衣神相也这么说
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脚踏七星,权倾万里
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上管天庭,下管阴冥
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富甲一方,是为皇帝之命
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可惜,可惜,你脚踏六星,少了一颗
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我少了一颗也可以做个将军吧
308
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,350
少了一颗星就差得远了
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00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,210
相书云,脚踏六星,无权无柄
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路边埋尸,乞丐之命
311
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,390
你这个混蛋,还想不想混饭吃
312
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:15,470
你们两个是不是七月十四亥时出生的
313
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你怎么知道的
314
00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:21,240
糟了,你们两个八字属阴
315
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今年会流年不利
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00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,970
而且你们乌云盖顶,印堂发黑
317
00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:33,450
我看你们两个都过不了今年的七月十四
318
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,150
你这个老混蛋,信口开河,胡说八道
319
00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:39,460
过了七月十四我就来烧你的相书
320
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,500
那些看相的都是骗人的
321
00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:57,870
这个就不同了
322
00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:00,440
让她看过了,包你不会再去找别人看
323
00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:03,010
我知道不同,夜市的是想坑你
324
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,280
这个是坑定了你
325
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,050
上去吧
326
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:17,020
谢谢你,我来找我乾姐姐
327
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,360
好,下一位就轮到你们了
328
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:19,960
下一位就轮到我们了
329
00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:22,800
小姐,你好,我叫范千洲
330
00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:26,830
真想不到这么俗气的公司
331
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:29,370
居然请到一个你这么漂亮的女秘书
332
00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,110
真替这家公司生色不少
333
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,870
你有没有兴趣陪我吃一顿中饭
334
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,410
对不起,我的老板约了我了
335
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:39,120
那很简单,我一会儿替你推掉就行了
336
00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:40,920
你们可以进去了,戴小姐
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00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:41,680
我们进去吧
338
00:22:44,090 --> 00:22:44,580
董事长
339
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:46,050
董事长 这么巧
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他也来看相
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00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:50,250
他也相信看相的
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乾姐姐
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小雪
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乾姐姐,我跟你说过了
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00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,500
那个看相的说,他们两个就快要死了
346
00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:07,670
你快替他们看看
347
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,820
不是的,小姐,我想不是的
348
00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:12,950
是那个家伙胡说八道
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00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:16,050
不如我们一起吃顿中饭,我再详细给你解释解释
350
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,020
你不是已经约了外面的女秘书了
351
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:18,520
胡说
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00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,950
对了,我们的董事长来干什么
353
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,990
你们三个都在那儿工作?
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00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:25,890
是
355
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,140
我看你们三个都有危险
356
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:34,970
明天我要到你们公司去看看
357
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,830
你说我这大厦妖气冲天
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00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,590
我要详细的看一看才行
359
00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:04,130
我出道以来从没看过一幢大厦阴气这么重的
360
00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:05,860
董事长
361
00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:09,570
你们带张小姐四处看看,还不快去
362
00:24:10,010 --> 00:24:10,810
好,好
363
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:13,640
张小姐,我带你到处看看
364
00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:15,300
朱禧,你带我去 我?
365
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:50,840
你不怕吧
366
00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:53,110
我不怕,一点也不怕
367
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,790
混蛋,我们是大日本国最优秀的皇军
368
00:24:57,190 --> 00:24:58,850
我们在这儿做的事,你最好不要管
369
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,280
你害人,我就要管
370
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,650
我们只要九十九条人命
371
00:25:02,230 --> 00:25:03,490
只差七条就完成了
372
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,600
你不要管闲事,否则你自身难保
373
00:25:07,030 --> 00:25:10,000
让你们再拿了这几条人命,岂不是助长你们的道行
374
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,570
日本已经投降四十年了,你们还是回去吧
375
00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:16,470
我警告你,你不要管我们
376
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,340
我们生前不能够完成天皇的命令
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00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,980
死后也要完成
378
00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:23,380
如有神阻,必将神诛灭
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00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:25,980
如有佛阻,必将佛消除
380
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:38,890
我刚刚到处去看过了
381
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,930
请恕我直言
382
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,460
这儿根本不适宜建大厦
383
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,200
以风水学来说,这儿属于阴地
384
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:48,640
阴地?那又怎么
385
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,740
就是说在这儿做事的人
386
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,470
如果时辰八字跟大厦的风水有相克的话
387
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:55,750
那就会有生命危险
388
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,510
张小姐,你说得太严重了吧
389
00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:00,780
现在是二十世纪科学时代
390
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,260
好吧,我就用科学的原理来解释
391
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,590
地球是一个大磁场,可以分为正负两极
392
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,690
也就是风水里面的阴跟阳
393
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,990
而风水学的阴阳就是利用方位
394
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:16,930
来适应一些对我们人类不利的磁场影响
395
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:18,690
我不懂你在说什么
396
00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:24,570
这幢大厦的座向跟所有的门都开在属阴的方法
397
00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:27,140
所以这儿就被强大的阴气笼罩着
398
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,040
你跟我说这些有什么用
399
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,110
我只想知道怎么去化解
400
00:26:33,790 --> 00:26:34,310
董事长
401
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,420
很容易,首先就是把阴气化解
402
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:46,100
第一,要封天地门,把天台跟停车场用水泥去填平
403
00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:50,700
第二,要锁龙脉,把电梯拆掉
404
00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:53,830
每七层封一层,打断龙骨
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00:26:54,610 --> 00:26:55,340
这怎么可以
406
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,280
第三,要把青龙跟白虎对调
407
00:26:58,580 --> 00:26:59,840
也就是把前门跟后门对调
408
00:27:00,210 --> 00:27:02,700
还有,要在今年七月十四号之前动土
409
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,720
不然的话,改了也没有用
410
00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:05,540
为什么
411
00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:07,320
你不需要问为什么
412
00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:09,350
如果你相信我,就照我的方法去做
413
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:12,560
我考虑一下,恕我不送
414
00:27:14,830 --> 00:27:15,320
怎么样
415
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,160
我们董事长怎么说
416
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,560
你们不用管他怎么说
417
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,230
总之,你们俩快辞掉这份工作
418
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,590
为什么
419
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,800
不要问那么多了,明天晚上在小雪家里见面再说
420
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,230
好,明天晚上见
421
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,200
再见 再见
422
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,470
小雪也请了你吗?你不怕她哥哥
423
00:27:33,710 --> 00:27:35,940
我就是怕她哥哥揍你,所以明天晚上去帮你的忙
424
00:27:40,690 --> 00:27:41,150
小雪
425
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,690
怎么你们俩个这么晚才来
426
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,390
都怪舅舅打扮了半天
427
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,560
关我什么事
428
00:27:46,090 --> 00:27:46,580
你乾姐姐呢?
429
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,420
她还没有到
430
00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:50,220
没关系,我跟阿禧先去给你奶奶拜寿
431
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,000
你们俩个一会儿说话要小心一点
432
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,430
说错了话,奶奶会揍人的
433
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,430
行了,行了,不用怕,有我在不用怕
434
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,100
恭喜老太太
435
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:00,410
小小意思,不成敬意
436
00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:04,040
恭喜老太太,青春常驻,健康美丽
437
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,140
我说完了,该你了
438
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:06,940
我
439
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,350
我恭祝奶奶
440
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,520
早成佳藕,连生贵子
441
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,520
恭喜发财
442
00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:18,920
我没有说错话
443
00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:21,550
你就是朱禧
444
00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:23,660
是,我就是朱禧
445
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,700
你的男朋友长得不错,白白胖胖
446
00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:32,900
将来一定多儿多女
447
00:28:35,010 --> 00:28:37,700
我的孙女儿是个黄花闺女
448
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:41,040
你是不是处男
449
00:28:41,210 --> 00:28:41,980
奶奶
450
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:45,450
生日快乐,奶奶
451
00:28:46,190 --> 00:28:48,780
小雪,你今天好漂亮
452
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,050
你怎么那么狼的?
453
00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:51,280
死胖子,关你什么事
454
00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:51,980
你是什么来头
455
00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:53,760
他是小雪的男朋友
456
00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:54,620
小雪的男朋友
457
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,280
那我算什么
458
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,060
小雪,他是谁
459
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,490
他不就是我哥哥的猪朋狗友
460
00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:02,360
胖子,我太子德有面子、有银子、有沙子
461
00:29:02,570 --> 00:29:04,000
你跟我争女朋友,你是什么来头
462
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,770
怎么...
463
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:07,800
不错,他人笨、身肥、腿短、肚子大
464
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:09,240
没钱、不识字、性无能、样子丑
465
00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:10,330
命贱、口臭,又怎么样
466
00:29:10,710 --> 00:29:11,800
小雪就是喜欢他,你吹咩?
467
00:29:12,010 --> 00:29:12,600
你什么来头
468
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:13,840
你听着
469
00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:15,470
全香港公认的麻将王
470
00:29:15,650 --> 00:29:17,910
手拿着十三张麻将牌就能够赚钱了
471
00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:19,720
你们不要吵了
472
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:22,380
住嘴,如果不服气就出去单挑
473
00:29:22,690 --> 00:29:23,820
单挑就单挑好了
474
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,690
我们是斯文人,不喜欢打架的
475
00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:28,890
你说你麻将打得好,我们打麻将定输赢
476
00:29:29,030 --> 00:29:29,790
是,打麻将 什么事
477
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:32,060
龙哥,他向我们挑战打麻将
478
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:33,120
马上摆桌子
479
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:37,140
每一手都这么背,先把西风打掉
480
00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:40,840
奶奶的,打什么摸什么
481
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,770
洲子,一个人倒起霉来就是这个德行,你认命吧
482
00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:50,940
清一色,对对糊,四辣
483
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,550
太子德,你别这么神气
484
00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:55,550
舅舅,给钱吧
485
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,790
先不给,挫挫他的锐气
486
00:29:58,190 --> 00:29:58,950
我不怕你三八
487
00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:00,820
手气好起来,挡也挡不住
488
00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:03,920
奶奶,阿禧这样输下去怎么办
489
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:07,400
男子汉大丈夫,愿赌服输
490
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:10,930
小灵
491
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,400
奶奶,生日快乐,对不起,我来晚了
492
00:30:14,910 --> 00:30:15,840
乾姐姐,你过来
493
00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:18,570
怎么了?小雪
494
00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:22,540
哥哥叫那个太子德跟阿禧、阿洲打麻将
495
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:23,880
他们已经输了很多了
496
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:28,520
朱禧跟范千洲今天气色不好,注定要输钱的
497
00:30:28,690 --> 00:30:31,050
乾姐姐,你快想办法帮帮他们
498
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:35,860
小雪,你有没有听说过,打麻将也有麻将鬼这种事
499
00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:40,130
我替你开了阴眼,你就可以看见它了
500
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:46,000
那个就是麻将鬼
501
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,170
它一看到人家打麻将,它就来了
502
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,500
它手上有三张红牌,三张黑牌
503
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,410
红色代表旺家,黑色代表输家
504
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,340
朱禧他们分了几张黑牌,怎么能不输
505
00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:01,880
是张筒子
506
00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:04,020
开杠
507
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:08,190
我打的不是这张牌
508
00:31:08,390 --> 00:31:09,620
干什么?死胖子
509
00:31:09,930 --> 00:31:12,590
这叫见光死,没规矩,快摸牌
510
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,570
怎么会看错了
511
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,660
这么阴险
512
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,670
还有...
513
00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:23,260
这是生张,不能打
514
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,470
碰,糊了
515
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,310
我还没打,不是这一张 干什么
516
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,210
不打你扔出来,人家糊了,你又赖皮
517
00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:32,250
你想怎么样
518
00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:35,150
舅舅,这么生的牌你也包他
519
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,820
我都说我不是想打那一张了
520
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,820
好像有什么东西咬了我一口,牌就掉下来了
521
00:31:41,430 --> 00:31:42,360
快点付钱
522
00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:44,560
一会儿再给,先欠着不行
523
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,430
记下来,从这一秒钟开始算利息
524
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,170
是
525
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,160
阿禧,过来
526
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,340
干嘛
527
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:00,680
麻将鬼
528
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:01,310
是
529
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,310
它最喜欢在人家的肩膀
530
00:32:03,450 --> 00:32:07,610
灯罩、椅子上、抽屉旁边、桌子角,这几个地方蹲着
531
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:10,990
而且,只有三八的招数才可以治得了它
532
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:12,650
你一会儿这样
533
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,790
胖子,你在嘀咕什么
534
00:32:16,930 --> 00:32:18,860
现在才请教人家,太晚了吧
535
00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:21,330
打完了才知道
536
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,230
已经北风底了,除非你能连八十几个庄
537
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,870
用不着跟他废话,让他输光了为止
538
00:32:35,350 --> 00:32:36,820
慢着,我要挪桌子
539
00:32:39,350 --> 00:32:40,510
要我的命
540
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,390
搬椅子
541
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,830
胖子,怎么你这么多三八招
542
00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:49,390
又挪桌子,又搬椅子的,快打牌吧
543
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,590
很奇怪?还有,拉抽屉
544
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,370
还是躲在灯罩上面安全一点
545
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,830
你这个死肥仔
546
00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:03,500
等一下,黄狗撒尿,敲灯罩
547
00:33:06,350 --> 00:33:07,110
我压死你
548
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:13,180
出什么招都没用,快摸牌吧
549
00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:25,060
他应该倒霉的,怎么牌这么好 奇怪
550
00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:27,060
碰
551
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,270
先打一张出来
552
00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:32,330
怎么这么慢
553
00:33:33,310 --> 00:33:35,070
糊了,地糊
554
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,400
乾姐姐,他真的转运了
555
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,370
怎么这么快
556
00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:42,210
刚才不是有人说,不怕三八招
557
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,310
我才不怕
558
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,980
接着糊,我有的是筹码,有本事赢过去
559
00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:02,270
十三么
560
00:34:02,670 --> 00:34:04,160
怎么样?害怕三八了吧
561
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:05,430
连了三十副庄了
562
00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:10,800
只剩两个,全输光了
563
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,540
你怎么样
564
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,010
干什么?你不输
565
00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:16,210
关你什么事?他赢就是我赢
566
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,450
洗牌
567
00:34:26,290 --> 00:34:27,820
快一点,连这么多庄,你还这么慢
568
00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:30,550
每一次都自摸清一色,多不好玩
569
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,630
你说我要不要糊
570
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,300
你可以不糊,打出来
571
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,130
无所谓
572
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:38,200
我糊了
573
00:34:40,070 --> 00:34:40,940
这副牌好大
574
00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,810
不大我还不要糊
575
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,670
那还是让我糊吧,屁糊
576
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:47,610
屁糊拦我糊
577
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,150
不行?打完了,算账吧
578
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,180
那,我这怎么办
579
00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,810
怎么办?我也输光了,你说怎么办
580
00:34:55,990 --> 00:34:57,150
我输了二十万
581
00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:58,790
你输二十万,我也输二十万
582
00:34:58,890 --> 00:35:00,760
别说废话了,快点给钱,不然马上算利息
583
00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:08,360
这次不灵了
584
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:10,660
我查过了
585
00:35:11,070 --> 00:35:13,630
承建这幢大厦的是一家中美合作公司
586
00:35:14,170 --> 00:35:16,540
而负责设计这幢大厦的三位工程师
587
00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:19,770
全部在上个月的一次飞机失事中死掉了
588
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:22,110
最奇怪的就是这家中美合资公司
589
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,210
现在的老板是一位日本人
590
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,990
我想看看大厦的这块地,在日治时代的资料
591
00:35:29,090 --> 00:35:30,610
你替我安排一下 好吧
592
00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:34,660
小姐
593
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:36,690
行了,自己人
594
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,950
谢谢你那晚
595
00:35:55,620 --> 00:36:00,640
谢谢你那晚...
596
00:36:08,830 --> 00:36:10,230
我是想说谢谢你那天晚上
597
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,350
怎么这么快就好了
598
00:36:12,530 --> 00:36:14,330
这个叫做鬼掐脖子
599
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,540
如果不是你走霉运,把鬼带进来\n它根本就进不来的
600
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,700
我把鬼带进来了
601
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,940
你的脖子后面已经让鬼掐青了
602
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:24,540
这就是鬼要你命的标志
603
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:27,570
这三天你不管在家、上班,都要小心一点
604
00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:29,680
糟了,那我死定了
605
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,410
怎么办?我好害怕,我好害怕,我...
606
00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:36,050
你还没有看清楚\n你的脖子是不是青了就怕成这样
607
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:36,640
做戏
608
00:36:42,430 --> 00:36:43,400
告诉你,小灵
609
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,690
在这个世界上,我最信任的人就是你了
610
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,500
你又不会欺骗我,又不会见死不救
611
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:54,470
我求求你,让我到你家去住三天吧,行不行
612
00:36:54,570 --> 00:36:59,710
就三天,逃过这个劫数之后\n我马上就走,好不好
613
00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:01,940
你似乎太急了吧
614
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,540
不是,小灵
615
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,490
住三天,三天后我一定走的
616
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,650
我告诉你,我范千洲是一个很正派的人
617
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,520
你不用怕
618
00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:11,350
不可以
619
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,250
你不能见死不救
620
00:37:13,490 --> 00:37:14,120
我说不可以
621
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,030
好吧,小灵,那我去死
622
00:37:22,270 --> 00:37:23,700
可是我在死之前要让你知道
623
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,600
你是我一生中,第一个让我一见倾心的女人
624
00:37:32,610 --> 00:37:33,600
回去拿睡衣吧
625
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,180
舅舅,你到哪去
626
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,310
告诉你,我到小雪的乾姐姐家去
627
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,580
晚上不回来睡了
628
00:37:47,690 --> 00:37:48,560
你别睡我的床
629
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,650
好了,我先走了
630
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,290
再见
631
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:53,090
再见
632
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,200
你舅舅这么开心到哪去
633
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:58,290
他说今天晚上睡在你乾姐姐家里面,他真走运
634
00:37:58,740 --> 00:38:00,000
快把他追回来
635
00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:00,570
为什么
636
00:38:00,670 --> 00:38:03,540
你不知道我乾姐姐是张天师第三十八代传人
637
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,910
她家的门规是传子不传女的
638
00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:07,710
那跟我舅舅有什么关系
639
00:38:08,150 --> 00:38:10,450
因为女人学法术之后就变成克夫命
640
00:38:10,550 --> 00:38:11,740
一辈子也不可以嫁人的
641
00:38:11,950 --> 00:38:15,010
因为我乾爹没有儿子,他又不想法术失传
642
00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:16,690
所以就传了给她
643
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:19,420
怎么好像粤语片的剧情似的?
644
00:38:19,890 --> 00:38:22,660
她嫁过七个老公,没有一个老公能活到天亮的
645
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,350
那舅舅一定过不了三点了
646
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,690
是,快去追
647
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,470
神经病,我差一点让你吓死
648
00:38:34,370 --> 00:38:36,340
有什么好怕的?哪有这么多鬼
649
00:39:09,210 --> 00:39:10,110
倒梃好玩的
650
00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:14,040
跟我一起跳吧
651
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:17,710
我
652
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:20,810
我什么?跟我一起跳,好不好
653
00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:22,550
好,好
654
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,650
不过你穿得太多了
655
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,950
这样是不是好一点
656
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,270
少一点会更好
657
00:39:34,930 --> 00:39:36,370
那你来帮我脱
658
00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:38,530
我怎么可以帮你脱
659
00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:00,120
对不起,我来晚了
660
00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:04,990
我叫你带的东西,你带来了没有
661
00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:06,260
全带来了
662
00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:09,730
睡衣、牙刷、牙膏、漱口杯子都带来了
663
00:40:16,910 --> 00:40:18,740
你不是想叫我睡在这儿吧
664
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,370
这儿环境不错,又有冷气
665
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,110
没冷气怎么睡
666
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:23,970
晚安
667
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,150
你不是答应陪我
668
00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:29,580
陪我喝酒
669
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,490
真是自讨苦吃,一个人睡在这儿
670
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,500
有冷气,有冷气,我们家就没冷气了
671
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,230
我一会儿憋不住就他妈破门冲进去
672
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,540
我房里的冷气坏了
673
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,650
你们给我去找朱禧
674
00:41:00,950 --> 00:41:02,550
一看见他就给我剪下来
675
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:03,310
是
676
00:41:03,690 --> 00:41:04,180
跟我走
677
00:41:10,730 --> 00:41:11,700
门没有锁,快进去
678
00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:19,230
舅舅
679
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:25,370
舅舅,你不能死,你不要死
680
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,870
神经病,叫什么
681
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,550
僵尸复活
682
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:30,750
你们...
683
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,310
乾姐姐,你们...
684
00:41:33,590 --> 00:41:36,420
舅舅,你死定了,你活不了了
685
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,850
你发什么疯,胡说八道
686
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,720
无缘无故咒我死干什么
687
00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:39,850
你会被她克死的
688
00:41:41,090 --> 00:41:43,790
我已经算过他的八字了,他的命很硬的
689
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,320
连我也克不住他
690
00:41:45,830 --> 00:41:47,770
随便坐,就当自己家好了
691
00:41:50,740 --> 00:41:51,460
先坐下 你怎么了
692
00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:55,870
不知道为什么我的心痛得好厉害
693
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,280
糟了,小雪,你哥哥有难
694
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:30,910
真过瘾
695
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,340
还找不到你
696
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:36,110
起来
697
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:37,940
起来
698
00:42:41,390 --> 00:42:41,940
朱禧在哪里
699
00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:46,490
你竟然敢戏弄我
700
00:42:52,430 --> 00:42:53,520
别再耍我了
701
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,770
快说,要不然我捅死你
702
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:56,900
捅吧...
703
00:42:58,740 --> 00:42:59,360
臭小子
704
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:03,600
干嘛踢我
705
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:20,190
为什么把我扔进去
706
00:43:20,990 --> 00:43:22,860
你不要再过来,我真的会杀死你的
707
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,390
你很想我死
708
00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:27,620
好,我就死给你看
709
00:43:28,030 --> 00:43:30,830
什么?死?你吓唬我?我是吓大的
710
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,570
妈,妈
711
00:43:35,870 --> 00:43:38,070
你真的想我死?我把我的心也给你
712
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:41,570
不,不要,我不要,不要...
713
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,310
妈,妈
714
00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:49,780
我把眼睛也送给你
715
00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:51,190
不,不要
716
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,120
不要
717
00:44:10,380 --> 00:44:12,340
我们现在请戴先生生前的好友
718
00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:16,510
范千洲先生宣读祭文
719
00:44:22,390 --> 00:44:22,910
这是祭文
720
00:44:23,820 --> 00:44:25,650
还是你念吧,我怕憋不住会笑出来
721
00:44:25,890 --> 00:44:27,860
不行,你的样子比我老成一点
722
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:29,080
我不行,你去吧
723
00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:29,960
真的
724
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:30,460
快念
725
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,270
各位,我们今天紧集在这儿
726
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:44,670
是为了怀念一位伟大的朋友
727
00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:53,250
他就是深受朋友爱护,兄弟拥戴的戴耳龙先生
728
00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:56,120
龙兄他
729
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:58,650
龙兄他
730
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,650
他为人慷慨疏财
731
00:45:02,390 --> 00:45:04,450
经常帮助街坊练习自由搏击
732
00:45:05,230 --> 00:45:07,860
使劲的替人家搥胸口,锻炼肌肉
733
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,190
使得那些缺乏运动的朋友
734
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,600
也有锻炼体格的机会
735
00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:13,640
还有...
736
00:45:14,510 --> 00:45:17,840
他很有数学天才,无论多么复杂的利息
737
00:45:18,610 --> 00:45:23,310
他一样会算,而且算得你心服口服
738
00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:27,780
可以作为青少年的模范
739
00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:43,360
乡亲父老们的妻子跟女儿,如果寂寞
740
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,030
他也一定会去帮忙安慰
741
00:45:47,170 --> 00:45:48,200
如果哪位不能生孩子
742
00:45:49,210 --> 00:45:51,680
他也会仗义帮忙,替他生一个
743
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,640
像他这样的人实在是万中无一
744
00:45:55,450 --> 00:45:58,310
在这个世界上,想多找一个也不容易
745
00:46:00,450 --> 00:46:01,650
可惜天妒英才
746
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,480
他的去世是黑社会...
747
00:46:04,590 --> 00:46:07,060
不是,是社会的损失
748
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,690
还有的就是...
749
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:14,520
对不起,我实在是说不下去了
750
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,040
火化仪式开始
751
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,450
怎么我死了的样子这么难看
752
00:46:43,730 --> 00:46:44,460
不要,不要...
753
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:46,660
妹妹,妹妹
754
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:47,490
奶奶
755
00:46:48,470 --> 00:46:48,870
胖子
756
00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:49,900
你们不要烧我
757
00:46:50,070 --> 00:46:52,130
烧得我像黑炭一样,到了地府泡不到妞的
758
00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:54,430
乾妹,乾妹
759
00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:57,470
我在下面好孤单的,你记得多烧些纸人给我
760
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,700
武士刀的,牛肉刀的,别忘了
761
00:47:09,350 --> 00:47:11,520
日本国宣布正式投降
762
00:47:14,690 --> 00:47:18,320
无辜市民被吊死,尸挂刑室门外铜像旁
763
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,890
田中死前许下恶咒
764
00:47:29,010 --> 00:47:32,440
霍氏集团以低价购入地皮,兴建霍氏中心
765
00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:36,180
据云此地段为二次大战日军秘密刑室
766
00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:43,950
霍氏中心地盘数十工人神秘暴毙
767
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:54,390
霍氏中心建筑师罗素神秘自杀,死状极惨
768
00:47:56,970 --> 00:47:58,990
调查委员会主席撞车身亡
769
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,130
生前正调查霍氏中心结构
770
00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:23,290
小雪
771
00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:35,430
哥哥,哥哥
772
00:48:38,010 --> 00:48:39,270
小雪,小雪
773
00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:40,880
哥哥
774
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,610
你哥哥死得好惨
775
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,180
很快会轮到你,跟肥仔还有范千洲了
776
00:48:47,650 --> 00:48:48,310
为什么
777
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,050
因为我们的八字属阴
778
00:48:50,490 --> 00:48:52,290
所以魔王名单上有我们的名字
779
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,880
什么魔王名单
780
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:57,360
你别问那么多了,快去找乾姐姐
781
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,730
如果晚了,我怕赶不上七月十四了
782
00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:01,260
小心
783
00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:25,560
我相信鬼王就是田中大佐
784
00:49:26,090 --> 00:49:27,820
根据我推测,加上你哥哥所说的
785
00:49:28,230 --> 00:49:29,780
七月十四一定有事情发生
786
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,360
我明天就去大屿山找那位师太
787
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:35,300
她的道行很高,我相信她会有办法的
788
00:49:35,770 --> 00:49:36,530
那就好了
789
00:49:37,170 --> 00:49:40,760
这本就是阿弥陀佛经\n你们拿回去早晚念五十次
790
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,530
那就会有佛光保护\n那些邪魔就不容易接近你们了
791
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,040
每天念五十次?没念完已经昏了
792
00:49:51,150 --> 00:49:52,280
你们三个把手伸出来
793
00:50:01,430 --> 00:50:01,890
你画了什么
794
00:50:02,390 --> 00:50:04,020
我在你们手上画了一道平安符
795
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,350
是鬼都怕的
796
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:06,460
不过只能用一次
797
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,190
是不是真的
798
00:50:08,030 --> 00:50:10,060
我走了以后,你千万别接近女色
799
00:50:10,270 --> 00:50:11,790
否则平安符会自动消失的
800
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:13,900
你放心吧,我不喜欢别的女人
801
00:50:14,570 --> 00:50:17,340
时候不早了,我们还有点事,我先走了
802
00:50:21,450 --> 00:50:21,740
再见
803
00:50:22,010 --> 00:50:22,480
再见
804
00:50:33,790 --> 00:50:35,190
很难看的那个走了没有
805
00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:36,420
已经走了
806
00:50:41,770 --> 00:50:43,460
又来一个,好恐怖
807
00:50:44,270 --> 00:50:45,900
这些东西连小孩子都不怕
808
00:50:46,170 --> 00:50:47,540
叫这么大声多丢人
809
00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:49,170
怕什么?前后左右又没有人
810
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,200
怎么没有,现在好像愈看人愈多了
811
00:51:07,060 --> 00:51:09,390
吃不吃爆米花
812
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,290
不,不吃
813
00:51:15,530 --> 00:51:17,230
吃不吃花生
814
00:51:28,610 --> 00:51:29,240
你干什么
815
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,440
你到哪去
816
00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:31,640
我去洗手间
817
00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:33,470
我也去洗手间
818
00:52:18,930 --> 00:52:20,060
有鬼 真是有鬼呀
819
00:52:23,030 --> 00:52:23,800
我好怕
820
00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:39,210
快点走
821
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,790
那群东洋妖孽真的害死了这么多人
822
00:52:48,330 --> 00:52:52,230
他们的魔力真不小,恐怕老尼也无能为力了
823
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,400
师太,如果你不帮我,就没有人可以帮我了
824
00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:59,660
你记住,七月十四前后是魔力最大的日子
825
00:53:00,070 --> 00:53:02,510
你叫他们千万不要到大厦去
826
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,200
今天晚上就是七月十四了
827
00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:07,370
过了今天晚上,你们就要到魔界去
828
00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:09,770
把那群妖孽首领的尸骨找出来
829
00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:11,580
魔界
830
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:17,220
建造那幢大厦的时候,建筑师已经被鬼所迷了
831
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:20,850
所以那幢大厦之中一定会有一个魔界
832
00:53:21,530 --> 00:53:28,800
所谓魔界,亦非天界,亦非鬼界,亦非人界
833
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,470
是在三界之处一个空间里
834
00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:37,110
我们通常就叫做阿修罗境界
835
00:53:37,710 --> 00:53:41,670
魔鬼的尸骨就是在那里面了
836
00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:45,410
要怎么样才能找到阿修罗境界\n阿弥陀佛
837
00:53:47,550 --> 00:53:48,950
在至阴之处
838
00:53:49,290 --> 00:53:54,220
大厦至阴应该在地底下,可是它的布置阴阳颠倒
839
00:53:55,190 --> 00:53:56,130
难道在最高一层
840
00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:59,930
最高那一层有没有阳气不达之处
841
00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:03,600
难道在女洗手间
842
00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:05,930
有这个可能
843
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,440
找到他的尸骨之后要怎么办
844
00:54:08,740 --> 00:54:12,180
灵符盖顶,金锤破天灵
845
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:14,210
我明白了,师太 这还不行
846
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:19,620
进入魔界的人一定要是一个至阳之身,就是男人
847
00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:24,650
他打碎骨之后要马上沿长生索返回阳间
848
00:54:25,190 --> 00:54:28,130
这一根长生索要处女所持
849
00:54:28,630 --> 00:54:30,530
否则就不能回阳了
850
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:31,890
弟子明白
851
00:54:33,570 --> 00:54:37,300
如果你找不到处女,再来找我也没有用
852
00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:39,140
因为我也不是
853
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,650
先生,请问什么时候有船回香港
854
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,520
今天的天气这么坏,不会有船回香港了,等明天吧
855
00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:58,050
小心,小心
856
00:55:01,130 --> 00:55:02,420
别跑来跑去
857
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,550
小心被鬼抓去
858
00:55:22,010 --> 00:55:24,740
今天是七月十四,大家要小心一点\n有什么好怕的
859
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:26,840
你不怕,真的
860
00:55:28,050 --> 00:55:29,920
别再胡说八道了,四处去看看吧
861
00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:32,050
跟我来
862
00:55:32,660 --> 00:55:34,090
四处去看看吧!
863
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:55,370
没事吧
864
00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:56,910
没事,没事
865
00:56:18,900 --> 00:56:20,030
拿点钱用一用
866
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:28,770
不能拿
867
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:58,170
你是谁
868
00:56:58,610 --> 00:57:00,940
我是跟屁鬼 鬼
869
00:57:04,850 --> 00:57:05,870
跟屁鬼
870
00:57:06,550 --> 00:57:09,490
你是臭皮蛋,你以为我不知道
871
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,510
七月十四戴个面具来吓唬我
872
00:57:11,820 --> 00:57:14,120
我把面具给你摘下来,我摘,我摘
873
00:57:15,330 --> 00:57:16,450
是真的
874
00:57:19,300 --> 00:57:21,700
舅舅,外面有好多好多的鬼 什么
875
00:57:21,930 --> 00:57:23,060
他们正在追我
876
00:57:23,770 --> 00:57:25,530
神经病 你不要开门
877
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,830
你别听小灵胡说八道,世界上那有鬼
878
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:28,900
你自己看看
879
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:30,500
真有鬼,有鬼
880
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,840
快!快!快点...快点...快!
881
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:51,790
我是田中大佐,你们命中注定必须要做我的替身
882
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:57,060
再取三条命,我就可以投胎做人了
883
00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,440
为了完成我们皇军的霸业
884
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,370
我要杀死你们
885
00:58:02,710 --> 00:58:04,470
鬼,鬼...
886
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,920
赶快,快把门关上,找东西顶着它
887
00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:26,230
总算可以喘口气了
888
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,530
你们累不累
889
00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:33,560
要不要帮你们
890
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,990
舅舅,我回到家心定多了
891
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:06,530
喂
892
00:59:06,670 --> 00:59:07,140
千洲
893
00:59:08,010 --> 00:59:10,570
小灵,好可怕,刚才我们被鬼追
894
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:12,570
叫你们七月十四不要上班了
895
00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:14,570
你就别骂我们了,不错都已经错了
896
00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:16,410
最要紧的是现在怎么办
897
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:19,980
马上用我给你们的佛经贴在门跟窗户上
898
00:59:21,450 --> 00:59:22,920
快去找我那本什么什么经,快
899
00:59:23,350 --> 00:59:23,790
然后怎么样
900
00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:26,520
如果还档不住,就去找一间庙过夜
901
00:59:26,660 --> 00:59:28,150
千万别离开,等我回来
902
00:59:29,290 --> 00:59:30,260
行了,行了
903
00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:32,530
亲一个,再见
904
00:59:34,670 --> 00:59:35,190
找到没有
905
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,160
佛经已经给老鼠咬破了
906
00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:42,730
咬破了也得贴,快快
907
00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:43,870
我贴窗户,你贴门口
908
00:59:44,210 --> 00:59:46,010
真的要贴?贴在里面就行了吧
909
00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:48,040
你神经病,贴在里面鬼看得见
910
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:49,640
快点
911
01:00:30,860 --> 01:00:32,690
舅舅,那些鬼已经杀来了
912
01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:34,150
你紧张什么
913
01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:35,550
佛经贴在外面,鬼进不来
914
01:00:36,190 --> 01:00:36,990
已经进来了
915
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:39,120
真进来了
916
01:00:41,670 --> 01:00:42,600
救命,救命
917
01:00:44,370 --> 01:00:45,300
港币,港币
918
01:00:47,870 --> 01:00:48,570
这么厉害
919
01:00:48,970 --> 01:00:50,700
怎么一给港币,手就缩回去了
920
01:00:50,810 --> 01:00:51,800
这叫死要钱
921
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:02,440
快跳
922
01:01:06,420 --> 01:01:07,190
舅舅,怎么办
923
01:01:07,290 --> 01:01:08,880
别说废话了,快跑吧
924
01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:28,670
出来,出来,快出来
925
01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:29,140
干什么
926
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:31,770
快走,不然我叫警察抓你们
927
01:01:32,820 --> 01:01:33,980
警察又怎么样?了不起
928
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,110
警察来,我也不走
929
01:01:35,590 --> 01:01:37,450
不用怕,警察局有关老爷保佑我们
930
01:01:39,290 --> 01:01:39,810
说得对
931
01:01:47,530 --> 01:01:47,960
早
932
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:50,630
快起来,睡觉回家去睡
933
01:01:51,970 --> 01:01:53,330
现在有位小姐来担保你们了
934
01:01:55,970 --> 01:01:57,960
不要跟她走,舅舅,她是女鬼
935
01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:00,700
神经病,光天化日之下那有这么漂亮的鬼
936
01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:02,680
是真的,我见过她的真面目
937
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:04,110
你试试她
938
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:05,880
你们两个人没有事吧
939
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:06,950
没事
940
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,050
你干什么 你看到没有?她是人,你看她人影多大
941
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:14,560
你就快没影子了
942
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:17,090
你把手续办好了
943
01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:19,190
你怎么样?你走不走
944
01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:23,300
我还是留下来算了,跟着关老爷安全一点
945
01:02:23,870 --> 01:02:25,100
随便你,我们走
946
01:02:26,540 --> 01:02:27,530
晚上别那么早回来
947
01:02:28,410 --> 01:02:29,170
舅舅
948
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:44,450
我们去那儿
949
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:45,950
你说
950
01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:48,150
到我家去坐吧
951
01:02:50,060 --> 01:02:51,220
不然到你家去坐
952
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:55,130
那到哪儿去
953
01:02:55,370 --> 01:02:57,160
当然要开房间了,这还不明白
954
01:03:07,550 --> 01:03:08,570
先生,还有什么要的
955
01:03:09,410 --> 01:03:10,140
没什么了
956
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,380
对了,我们开会的东西全都带来了
957
01:03:13,620 --> 01:03:14,520
我没有什么,谢谢
958
01:03:20,090 --> 01:03:23,060
你别这么心急,我先去洗个澡
959
01:03:23,290 --> 01:03:24,690
好的,我等你
960
01:03:26,860 --> 01:03:28,090
不许你偷看
961
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,940
女人有时候真奇怪了
962
01:03:39,410 --> 01:03:41,740
答应跟我到这种地方来,不让我看也不行
963
01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:44,340
先来个鸳鸯戏水吧
964
01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:52,550
亲爱的,我进来了
965
01:03:54,090 --> 01:03:55,850
没锁门,走运了,走运了
966
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:01,830
这儿的气氛还真不错,装上这种颜色的灯泡
967
01:04:05,270 --> 01:04:06,070
我不会偷看你的
968
01:04:09,540 --> 01:04:10,560
我不会偷看你的
969
01:04:16,510 --> 01:04:18,000
水进了眼睛
970
01:04:31,530 --> 01:04:33,390
你怎么这么快 亲爱的
971
01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,100
你跟我捉迷藏
972
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,800
原来你还害羞,用背对着我
973
01:04:44,810 --> 01:04:46,830
去年就有个女孩子,因为没用背对着我
974
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:48,480
当场被活生生的吓晕了
975
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,670
因为她从来没见过像我这么棒的男人
976
01:04:51,820 --> 01:04:54,310
你不用紧张,我先给你按摩按摩
977
01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:29,840
什么事?里面发生了什么事?
978
01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:33,150
先生,开开门
979
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:34,750
里面到底发生了什么事
980
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:37,550
开开门,开门
981
01:05:47,670 --> 01:05:48,570
大家都检查过了
982
01:05:48,740 --> 01:05:49,170
检查过了
983
01:05:49,870 --> 01:05:50,570
你们认为怎么样
984
01:05:50,810 --> 01:05:51,370
死了
985
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:52,330
怎么死的
986
01:05:52,610 --> 01:05:53,130
不知道
987
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:55,510
好吧,明天解剖
988
01:06:01,790 --> 01:06:02,410
他还救得活
989
01:06:03,050 --> 01:06:06,620
小姐,救不救得活是由我决定,不是由你决定
990
01:06:06,890 --> 01:06:07,980
我现在说他死了
991
01:06:08,830 --> 01:06:12,390
他只是三魂七魄里面,不见了三魂,还剩下七魄
992
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,160
如果十二个时辰之内找回他的三魂,他就会醒了
993
01:06:16,770 --> 01:06:18,670
你现在是侮辱我的专业水准
994
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,400
明天早上我就替他解剖
995
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,570
医生,多给我一点时间吧
996
01:06:23,810 --> 01:06:27,040
小姐,我提议你找个精神病医生好好检查一下
997
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,180
那他怎么办
998
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:35,450
他还没有死,我算过他命不该绝
999
01:06:35,790 --> 01:06:38,720
只要在明天解剖之前,找到他的三魂,他就有救了
1000
01:06:39,190 --> 01:06:40,520
那谁去找他的三魂
1001
01:06:41,290 --> 01:06:42,780
阿禧,这一次全靠你了
1002
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:43,430
我
1003
01:06:43,690 --> 01:06:46,160
一个人死了之后,三魂离开身体
1004
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,460
就会到他生前最喜欢去的地方
1005
01:06:48,770 --> 01:06:50,060
或是找他最喜欢的人
1006
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:52,300
你跟他是亲戚,又是好朋友
1007
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,090
你应该最清楚他的爱好
1008
01:06:54,410 --> 01:06:56,810
我现在替你开阴眼,让你看见他
1009
01:06:56,910 --> 01:06:58,170
再教你招魂的方法
1010
01:06:59,510 --> 01:07:02,310
我舅舅最喜欢这种地方,我想他会在这儿
1011
01:07:05,550 --> 01:07:06,480
先生,有没有熟小姐
1012
01:07:07,150 --> 01:07:08,580
没有,我是来找我舅舅的
1013
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:13,520
真讨厌
1014
01:07:13,620 --> 01:07:14,590
露丝,你怎么回事
1015
01:07:15,030 --> 01:07:16,990
你这个色鬼,怎么这么摸我
1016
01:07:17,330 --> 01:07:18,850
没有,我没摸你
1017
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,590
舅舅
1018
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,210
舅舅,舅舅
1019
01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:37,540
舅舅,你在那儿?舅舅
1020
01:07:39,550 --> 01:07:41,140
臭小子,快坐下来,你叫什么叫
1021
01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:42,850
对不起,对不起,我是找我舅舅的
1022
01:07:43,850 --> 01:07:44,450
走,走
1023
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:45,850
对不起,对不起
1024
01:07:49,930 --> 01:07:51,520
舅舅,舅舅
1025
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:54,390
难道他变好了,不看小电影了
1026
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,030
舅舅
1027
01:08:07,510 --> 01:08:08,270
第二个
1028
01:08:15,020 --> 01:08:17,250
他喜欢去的地方,我全都找过了
1029
01:08:17,590 --> 01:08:19,180
他第三个魂跑到那儿去了
1030
01:08:20,860 --> 01:08:24,850
糟了,天快亮了,现在才收到两个魂,怎么办
1031
01:08:28,630 --> 01:08:29,830
这死鬼跑到那去了
1032
01:08:41,650 --> 01:08:45,480
你不是说舅舅的第三个魂会去找他最喜欢的人
1033
01:08:45,980 --> 01:08:46,450
是
1034
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:47,680
你看
1035
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:03,730
护士小姐,请问范千洲在那儿解剖
1036
01:09:03,830 --> 01:09:04,430
西边三楼
1037
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:05,230
就在上面
1038
01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:29,620
糟了,糟了,来晚了,来晚了
1039
01:09:30,490 --> 01:09:30,980
你把他解剖了
1040
01:09:31,530 --> 01:09:32,930
你不问问我就把他解剖了
1041
01:09:33,330 --> 01:09:34,020
现在我就剖开你
1042
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:34,700
你看
1043
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,270
你还把他整过容了
1044
01:09:38,470 --> 01:09:39,130
不是,不是
1045
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:41,270
他是香港名流徐坤士的儿子
1046
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:42,770
范千洲在那一边
1047
01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:55,040
好了,好了,出去吧,你们出去吧
1048
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,250
出去吧
1049
01:09:57,990 --> 01:10:01,120
医生,我想吃香蕉
1050
01:11:12,260 --> 01:11:14,230
穿过镜子里面就是阿修罗境界
1051
01:11:18,570 --> 01:11:20,260
这是块玻璃,怎么穿过去
1052
01:11:32,550 --> 01:11:36,880
现在小雪以处女之身拿着长生索,送你们进魔界
1053
01:11:37,790 --> 01:11:39,950
小雪,趁现在人不多,你老实的说吧
1054
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:41,390
你到底是不是处女
1055
01:11:42,130 --> 01:11:43,390
你怎么可以这样问人家
1056
01:11:44,130 --> 01:11:45,530
我证明她是,因为我没有碰过她
1057
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:47,290
别那么肯定,你没碰过
1058
01:11:47,430 --> 01:11:48,300
怎么知道别人没碰过
1059
01:11:49,700 --> 01:11:50,670
你们放心好了
1060
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,630
你们看,我替她点了一粒守宫砂
1061
01:11:53,870 --> 01:11:56,600
如果不是处女的话,朱砂就会化开
1062
01:11:57,340 --> 01:11:58,100
算你走运
1063
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,910
不过还有一件事情\n万一我们两个人在下面碰上了鬼
1064
01:12:02,010 --> 01:12:02,570
不是一样会死
1065
01:12:03,780 --> 01:12:04,940
把你们的手伸出来
1066
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,750
我已经替你们两个画了掌心雷
1067
01:12:14,190 --> 01:12:16,320
你们碰到什么妖魔鬼怪也不用怕了
1068
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,910
弟子朱禧、范千洲接金锤灵符
1069
01:12:39,780 --> 01:12:40,310
你们下去吧
1070
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:42,150
小雪
1071
01:12:49,590 --> 01:12:51,150
你们只有一柱香的时间
1072
01:12:51,260 --> 01:12:53,290
这枝香一灭,你们就再地回不来了
1073
01:12:54,470 --> 01:12:54,790
知道了
1074
01:12:56,070 --> 01:12:56,790
我们下去了
1075
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:27,660
舅舅,这是什么地方
1076
01:13:29,730 --> 01:13:31,100
尖沙嘴东部,什么地方
1077
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:32,390
你撒谎
1078
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,970
别说废话了,快去找魔王的尸骨吧
1079
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:42,640
这么多鬼,我们怎么办
1080
01:13:42,910 --> 01:13:43,440
用掌心雷
1081
01:13:52,620 --> 01:13:53,320
还真管用
1082
01:13:53,790 --> 01:13:54,590
双掌合壁
1083
01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:58,390
糟了
1084
01:13:58,760 --> 01:13:59,350
什么事
1085
01:13:59,630 --> 01:14:00,890
我的天葵早来了三天
1086
01:14:01,030 --> 01:14:01,660
什么叫天葵
1087
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:02,960
女人那种东西
1088
01:14:04,230 --> 01:14:04,930
那怎么办
1089
01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:09,340
这一点就是我们家里传子不传女的原因
1090
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:11,640
我的法力将会渐渐消失
1091
01:14:12,380 --> 01:14:13,240
那他们的掌心雷
1092
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:15,240
希望他们能及时回来
1093
01:14:16,010 --> 01:14:16,640
上
1094
01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:17,650
下
1095
01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:19,010
上
1096
01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:20,480
停
1097
01:14:21,450 --> 01:14:21,940
收
1098
01:14:24,990 --> 01:14:26,390
你看那个小鬼晕头转向
1099
01:14:27,990 --> 01:14:30,080
舅舅,你看这么多鬼可有得玩了
1100
01:14:30,430 --> 01:14:31,790
小兵小卒,你去摆平他们
1101
01:14:41,870 --> 01:14:42,630
舅舅,这么短
1102
01:14:43,370 --> 01:14:44,840
短无关系,走近一点
1103
01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:54,510
让开,让我来
1104
01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:04,890
那边又来了,快走
1105
01:15:06,260 --> 01:15:06,730
那边又来了
1106
01:15:08,900 --> 01:15:09,390
快点
1107
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:11,330
救命,救命
1108
01:15:16,970 --> 01:15:17,870
救命,救命
1109
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:19,110
等一等
1110
01:15:19,980 --> 01:15:21,170
各位,请吃蜡烛
1111
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:35,730
我想上面就是了
1112
01:15:37,490 --> 01:15:38,150
从那边上
1113
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,400
这座大厦最低的七层做商店
1114
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:45,490
七层以上的就...
1115
01:15:56,380 --> 01:15:57,180
这是什么地方
1116
01:15:58,650 --> 01:15:59,270
一定是在这儿
1117
01:16:39,790 --> 01:16:41,120
你怎么搞的?这个时候还吃东西
1118
01:16:41,290 --> 01:16:41,920
吃宵夜
1119
01:16:42,260 --> 01:16:43,090
吃个屁
1120
01:16:46,030 --> 01:16:47,160
幸亏我早有准备
1121
01:16:53,370 --> 01:16:54,130
只剩下骨头了
1122
01:16:55,970 --> 01:16:56,410
走吧
1123
01:17:10,150 --> 01:17:11,420
这个魔王死了这么多年也不腐化的
1124
01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:13,950
别说废话了,你记不记得小灵说的
1125
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:15,720
灵符灵顶,金锤破天灵
1126
01:17:23,530 --> 01:17:25,430
它会动的,会动的
1127
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,660
好,锤子?
1128
01:17:36,810 --> 01:17:37,510
别过来,别过来
1129
01:17:44,590 --> 01:17:45,020
去你的
1130
01:17:55,070 --> 01:17:57,330
舅舅,抓紧一点,掉下去就没命了
1131
01:18:22,930 --> 01:18:23,650
去死吧
1132
01:18:54,260 --> 01:18:55,950
掉进去连渣子都没有了
1133
01:18:56,260 --> 01:18:56,950
那现在怎么办
1134
01:18:58,430 --> 01:19:00,190
太累了,我们先休息休息吧
1135
01:19:00,730 --> 01:19:03,220
不行,小灵说只有一柱香的时间
1136
01:19:03,530 --> 01:19:04,360
你不怕过了时间
1137
01:19:04,970 --> 01:19:06,940
没问题,过不了时间的,你放心吧
1138
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:10,430
是什么
1139
01:20:42,270 --> 01:20:43,320
看我掐死你,看你死不死
1140
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,240
你这个绝子绝孙的
1141
01:21:03,220 --> 01:21:05,950
救命,救命,舅舅
1142
01:21:14,230 --> 01:21:19,330
救我别放手,别放手,拉住我
1143
01:21:59,810 --> 01:22:02,280
我现在手剩下的法力,画个金刚圈来保护你
1144
01:22:02,510 --> 01:22:03,950
你不管看到什么,听到什么
1145
01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:05,510
都不可以离开这个金刚圈
1146
01:22:05,650 --> 01:22:07,840
更不能放下长生索,知道吗?
1147
01:22:09,020 --> 01:22:09,450
乾姐姐
1148
01:22:10,290 --> 01:22:11,750
我现在出去拖延一下那个鬼
1149
01:22:30,870 --> 01:22:32,870
妖孽,你知道我在这儿,你还敢来
1150
01:22:35,150 --> 01:22:37,940
你害死了我们大王,使他永不超生
1151
01:22:39,350 --> 01:22:42,650
我要你们几个人陪他下去阿鼻地狱
1152
01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:45,190
放肆,我劝你快点走
1153
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:46,520
不要在大厦作恶了
1154
01:22:46,820 --> 01:22:48,380
否则我请钟馗菩萨来收拾你
1155
01:22:50,330 --> 01:22:53,230
小女孩,你的法力还很肤浅
1156
01:22:54,230 --> 01:22:57,630
我闻惯了血腥味,一点点的血腥味我也闻得到
1157
01:22:58,870 --> 01:23:00,630
现在你的月经来了,是不是
1158
01:23:02,070 --> 01:23:03,600
你已经没有法力了
1159
01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:05,760
你还敢在这儿装模作样来吓唬我
1160
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:07,700
有胆就上前三步
1161
01:23:22,260 --> 01:23:24,850
小女孩,你害怕了
1162
01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:53,880
不要
1163
01:24:01,970 --> 01:24:03,490
怎么我的脚突然这么厉害
1164
01:24:04,370 --> 01:24:05,100
我想起来了
1165
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,840
上一次看相的不是说你脚踏六星,乞丐之命
1166
01:24:08,270 --> 01:24:09,530
刚才无缘无故刺了一个洞
1167
01:24:09,670 --> 01:24:11,370
现在是七颗星,你变成皇帝命了
1168
01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:40,500
快,快
1169
01:24:41,740 --> 01:24:43,100
快走,快,快
1170
01:24:46,380 --> 01:24:47,210
这边有个洞
1171
01:24:47,740 --> 01:24:49,410
不是这一个,你别见洞就钻
1172
01:24:49,550 --> 01:24:50,070
那一个
1173
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:53,080
快进去
1174
01:25:30,890 --> 01:25:31,350
小心
1175
01:25:35,490 --> 01:25:38,020
阿禧 站稳,站稳呀
1176
01:25:42,570 --> 01:25:43,500
我救了你的阿禧
1177
01:25:47,740 --> 01:25:49,670
阿禧,阿禧
1178
01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:00,720
阿禧,阿禧 怎么了
1179
01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:03,440
不知道为什么他又掉进去了 阿禧
1180
01:26:06,890 --> 01:26:07,450
已经没有时间了
1181
01:26:07,790 --> 01:26:09,220
用人当绳子,小雪,你下去吧
1182
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:15,590
你抓紧了
1183
01:26:18,330 --> 01:26:19,630
阿禧
1184
01:26:20,700 --> 01:26:21,400
上来
1185
01:26:26,580 --> 01:26:27,870
阿禧,快点
1186
01:26:29,010 --> 01:26:29,670
上来
1187
01:26:38,390 --> 01:26:38,910
来,拉着我,来
1188
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:20,330
今天晚上我会来找你们的
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