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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,617 [beeping] 4 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:21,089 **** [dance] 5 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,923 ** And when I'm at work, they think I'm a jerk ** 6 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,825 * But I'm down to get it done Say What? 7 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,460 ** Don't need to talk back or overreact ** 8 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,562 ** Homie, hold your tongue 9 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:34,602 ** I got it under control 10 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,571 ** I got it under control 11 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:38,672 [Electronic Voice] Launch procedure. 12 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:43,777 [gasps] Five, four... 13 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,313 three, 14 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,847 two... 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,916 one... 16 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:52,153 Launch. 17 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:20,648 [school bell ringing] 18 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,015 [grunts] 19 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:23,751 Ahh-- 20 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,219 Oh, sorry, Angie. Sorry. 21 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,388 - Sorry. Sorry. - Nice one, Wyatt. 22 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,856 - Making a movie? - Yeah. 23 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:31,091 Sociology project. I have to make a short film 24 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,761 on a unique and interesting aspect of high school life, 25 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:37,030 if I can just figure out how to work that thing or settle on a subject matter. 26 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:40,100 - You know? - White balance was maxed out. 27 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:43,204 Oh. Thanks. 28 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,673 I don't know if you knew, but I'm captain of 29 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,309 the three-peat State Champ Quiz Bowl team. 30 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,311 You should, um, do it on us. 31 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,945 Like a tribute film. 32 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,547 You know, I would, 33 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,317 but four people in my class have already asked for that topic. 34 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,918 - Really? - No. 35 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,321 It doesn't really meet the interesting requirement. 36 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,722 Sorry. 37 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:02,856 Wha-hoo! 38 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:05,058 [whoops] How do you like me now? 39 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:08,529 [whooping] 40 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,098 Yeah-- Ohh! 41 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:16,270 [grunting] 42 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:19,407 - [students chattering] - Whoo! 43 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,409 Yeah! You see that? 44 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,345 Dark emotions. You get that shot? 45 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:27,315 [Boy] Yeah. 46 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,850 Dante, you want some attention? 47 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,752 - [whistling] - No, I'm good. 48 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:35,189 - My office, now. - You got it, V.P. 49 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:38,392 Trust me, the Quizinators are way more interesting than they look. 50 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,930 ** I'm the one, the ace, the only ** 51 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,065 ** I'm the king * 52 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:48,602 ** I'm the one, the ace, the only ** 53 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:51,905 ** I'm the king, ooh, yeah ** 54 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:54,408 Yo, Lyle, what'd you think of that game last night? 55 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:57,545 Aw, man, it was sweet. I slayed, like, three gargantuan-- 56 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,280 You slayed? [scoffs] 57 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:02,049 You're not still playing that lame video game, 58 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,117 Nerd Quest, or whatever? 59 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:07,221 What? N-- No. 60 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,922 I meant I watched Manning 61 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,292 slay the Jets' gargantuan secondary. 62 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,860 - Right? - Yeah. 63 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,362 Confident? Please. 64 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,863 The only real threat is Council Rock Tech, 65 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:18,366 and they're, like, a clan of level 6 Newbs 66 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,800 trying to raid an Elite Orc Camp 67 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,969 in desperate search for the Pouting Rod, okay? 68 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,004 Everybody knows you gotta be level 45 to do that. 69 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,376 Hold on. 70 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,110 - [grunts] - [scoffs] 71 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:34,915 Zoe, uh, we still on for that thing later tonight? 72 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,551 If by "that thing," you mean you tutoring me 73 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,853 while my dad pays you, then yes. 74 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,290 Sweet. Um, I was thinking maybe... 75 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,724 Yeah, she said no. 76 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:47,295 - Why, actually-- - Uh, no means no, dweeb. 77 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,663 So you should quit with the stalking and get. 78 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,335 - Hey, freak. - Mannequin. 79 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,169 - Knob. - Chafe. 80 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,838 Good one, Dante. 81 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,607 Die, quiz clown. 82 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,609 All righty. 83 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:05,112 He jests. 84 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,520 When I get into high school, I'm gonna cheat. 85 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,922 Not if you wanna go to MIT. 86 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:18,191 You don't have to spell it. Besides, I'm going to a party school. 87 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:20,461 How come you're such a drag? 88 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,463 I have plenty of fun, okay? 89 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,998 Not with humans. Here's an idea. 90 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,734 Shelly Nolan. 91 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,402 She's a human. 92 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,371 A little splotchy but gettable. 93 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,573 It's a start. 94 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,576 Yeah. Unfortunately, girls treat me 95 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,578 like I'm a Maniacal Banshee of Death, 96 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,947 which would be great if I wanted to date a White-maned Wolveress, 97 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,049 but not so great if I was dating an actual person. 98 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,485 Look, can you just go to sleep and let me get my game on 99 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,286 so I can be appreciated somewhere for an hour? 100 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,589 Shelly Nolan, dude. 101 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:52,225 Don't mind the back brace. 102 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,864 Blast-a-ton. 103 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:57,931 [typing] 104 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,232 What's up, ladies? 105 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,034 That's right. Black Death is back. 106 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:09,543 There he is. How's the world's best half-time speech writer doing? 107 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,745 He's, uh-- He's doing. 108 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,447 Good. Glad to hear it. 109 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,085 You're not playing that game again, are you? 110 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,820 Lyle, let me tell you something. 111 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,022 Nobody ever made it to the end of their life 112 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,324 and said, "I wish I were a bigger nerd." 113 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:26,694 Just trying to help. Oh, and don't forget. 114 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,497 I need you at the rally next week down at the dealership. 115 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,298 I'm trying out the new slogan. 116 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,633 "Hugginson for mayor, 117 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:36,303 a family man you can wrap your arms around." 118 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,239 That means the family represents, okay? 119 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,274 Good talk. 120 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,743 [door closes] 121 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,712 [typing] 122 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,819 Thunder Pole. 123 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,388 What's up, Black Death? 124 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,425 Where's Bickle at? 125 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,902 [sighs] 126 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,571 I thought we had a contract. 127 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,406 That you forced me into, Barbara, 128 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,242 after I shaved the class bunny in third grade. 129 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,110 It's "Mom," and don't deflect. 130 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,046 This is about your impulse issues. 131 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:22,916 - And the contract-- - Is over seven years old. I signed it in crayon. 132 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,653 Look, I know you think everything is a big joke, 133 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:30,458 but I am juggling brochures from five different boarding schools right now. 134 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:33,026 All of them would be more than happy to help you 135 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,228 - ...with your self-control problems... - And take your money. 136 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,631 if you hit three strikes. 137 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,667 Now, how's the homework? 138 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,334 - Is it done? - What homework? 139 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:45,372 Oh, my God. Computer off. Get to work. 140 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,076 Game on. 141 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,114 Skull Cracker. 142 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,382 Yeah! 143 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,084 [Lyle] You're late, Bickle. 144 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,786 [Dante] Yeah, my bad. My bad. 145 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,121 - I was just-- - [Wyatt] Whoa. Whoa. Zip it, okay? 146 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:04,424 No sharing of personal details ever. Ruin the whole dynamic of the game. 147 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,860 I was just gonna say I was busy making out with your mom. 148 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,729 - [laughs] - [Wyatt] Rule number 4: 149 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,564 If you're gonna slam another player, at least be funny 150 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,800 and not use a joke my dad used in the '80s. 151 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,202 ** Raise your goblets high 152 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,504 Hey, Bart. 153 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:19,439 Can we lose the entourage, Death? 154 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,440 ** The hero has returned 155 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,342 Seriously, turn your Bieber off. 156 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,811 He's my bard. 157 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,879 It gives him pleasure to sing about my exploits. 158 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,716 And I can't help it if the ladies love me. 159 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,884 I'm a straight pimp. What? 160 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:34,187 ** He stands beside his friends ** 161 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:35,956 ** With honor and with might 162 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:38,125 - ** He fills my lute with tingles ** - Dude. 163 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,960 ** All the day and all the night ** 164 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,962 Oh, wrong. Very wrong. 165 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,063 Fine. 166 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,865 Sorry, man. 167 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,400 This is gonna hurt me way more than it hurts you. 168 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:50,638 [whirring] 169 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:53,541 Whoa. Is that a new quest poster? 170 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,009 [Wyatt] I think we have ourselves a cheat code. 171 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:59,012 - [Dante] Pop it in. - I'm way ahead of you, bud. 172 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,184 - Wow. - Cool. 173 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,820 Just give me a second while I can check the boards to see what-- 174 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,456 Leroy Jenkins! 175 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,461 And he jumped in. Awesome. 176 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,029 Why does he always do that? 177 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,498 Trolls! 178 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:23,070 [Trolls growling] 179 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:26,073 - Tulta Munille. - Tulta Munille! 180 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,314 [screaming] 181 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,884 Watch this. 182 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:42,656 Haley's vomit! 183 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,793 That's what I'm talking about, Wizza! 184 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:48,028 Where are we anyway? 185 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,297 I could've told you if you waited for me to look it up. 186 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,700 Waiting sucks. NeverFail's one of 187 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,268 the most elite clans ever, 188 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,572 because we don't think, we act. 189 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,308 [grunts] 190 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,611 Nice. 191 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:11,084 Cha-ching. 192 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:14,121 And done. 193 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,723 What? 194 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,558 You guys see this? 195 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,063 It must be a beta test level. 196 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,532 [Dante] Dude, let's check it out. 197 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,270 Maybe it's where we find the weapon we need to fight Maldark. 198 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,905 Okay. I'm pretty sure the location 199 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,240 of the all-powerful weapon 200 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,942 to defeat the final boss of the game 201 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:38,011 wouldn't be all glitchy like this. 202 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,413 Yeah, but it might have a big old dragon. 203 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,617 - [Dante] Let's go get it. - [Lyle] Whoa. Hold on. 204 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:49,156 [all] Tulta Munille! 205 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,324 Wizza, help me lay down some suppressive fire. 206 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,960 Sir, beat him down on the inside. 207 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:56,229 Okay, on my mark. And now! 208 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,932 [computer voice] Kilauea! Kilauea! 209 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,768 - That's nice. - We pull back? 210 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,570 [Wyatt] No retreat. 211 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,279 Oh! [laughing] 212 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,614 - Yeah! - Huzzah! 213 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:18,118 Oh, gee. That deserves something so much cooler than a "huzzah." 214 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,453 - That was sweet. - Treasure time. 215 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,523 [Dante] Give me that. Come on. Come on. Stupid beta. 216 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:26,226 I'm clicking the rod, but it's not giving me my lollipop. 217 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,261 - Weird. - Maybe if we try it together? 218 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,297 [Wyatt] Control, alt, push, guys. 219 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,934 [Dante] Click harder. Click harder! 220 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,568 [electricity arcing] 221 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,137 - Huh? - [arcing continues] 222 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,839 Come on. Give up the loot. 223 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,808 [computer voice] Ah, the loot. 224 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,043 You desire a petty trinket, do you? 225 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,012 Well, on this day, 226 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:49,116 - the treasure is greater than you could ever imagine. - What? 227 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,485 Uh, the game just respond to me? 228 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:55,088 Must be why the cave's so janky. 229 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:58,191 Programmers were concentrating on the interactive AI. 230 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,326 Cool. 231 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:02,595 Who is this AI of whom you speak? 232 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:05,098 - Maldark? - Can't be. 233 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,968 We're ten levels from the final battle, and we don't even have the weapon. 234 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,502 - Who cares? Let's get him. - Wait! 235 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,705 Fools! 236 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,173 [Dante] Come on. 237 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,709 You dare to challenge me? 238 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:19,312 Stand aside. I must sound the horns of war 239 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,314 and prepare the assault on the world 240 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,450 you have just opened up for me. 241 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:27,620 - Oh, expansion pack! - [both] Expansion pack! 242 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:31,658 So this is some sort of viral marketing campaign. I see. 243 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,095 Place the cheat code and lure us into the cave. Very clever, guys. 244 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,898 Prepare for your doom. 245 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,834 The conqueror of all worlds 246 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,772 is upon you! 247 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,639 [sinister laughter] 248 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,510 - [electricity arcing] - Wait. 249 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,512 What? 250 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,915 [Dante] Ah! Barbara? 251 00:11:54,948 --> 00:12:00,954 **** [romantic] 252 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,691 What's that? 253 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,259 Cops. 254 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,495 - Sorry, Officer. We... - [Troll growling] 255 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,098 [both screaming] 256 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,600 [Boy] Did you see the news? 257 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,703 - What are you talking about? - When bears attack, man. 258 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,472 [Anchorman] Homework turned to horror for two students. 259 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,142 They drove here to study for a biology project 260 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,144 when their studying was suddenly interrupted 261 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,146 by a terrifying bear attack. 262 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,580 [Boy] It wasn't a bear, okay? 263 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,782 It was some type of monster 264 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,317 with a club and claws, 265 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,352 and it came out of this portal thingy. 266 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,287 Why would a bear wanna steal my cell phone? 267 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,289 It's nothing more than two kids who banged up their car, 268 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,958 and they're looking for an excuse to cover it up. 269 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,559 There are no bears in Daventry Hills. 270 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,294 [Anchorman] Police released a sketch 271 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,164 of the rogue bear and ask if anyone sees it, 272 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,766 to please call animal control. 273 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,568 Sweet mother of pearl. 274 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,970 That's no bear. 275 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,005 That's a fricking troll! 276 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,774 What? Troll? 277 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:59,579 [chuckles] We should fricking roll. 278 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,915 [Dante] This is crazy. 279 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,917 [Wyatt] What happened here? 280 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,119 [Lyle] Seriously, what is going on? 281 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,121 [Wyatt] Word is Maldark and his army 282 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,257 rolled in and destroyed everything. 283 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,393 Are we sure they're not just launching a new game 284 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,895 or an add-on maybe? 285 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,564 By enslaving and burning 286 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,700 and pillaging and killing off people's characters. 287 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,102 Who would wanna play that? 288 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,803 Yeah, when you can sit at home on your couch 289 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,839 and watch trolls on the local news. 290 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,675 What'd you just say? 291 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,111 Uh, nothing. 292 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,982 No. No, you definitely said something. 293 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,284 Okay. No, it's-- It-- 294 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,619 This is-- Last night, we had a power outage. 295 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,954 Okay? I mean-- 296 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,890 It was nothing. May-- 297 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:43,957 Maybe there was a-- 298 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,427 Freak troll assault? 299 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,828 Oh, Lordy. 300 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:52,499 Where do you guys live? 301 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,634 America. 302 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,336 North. 303 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,771 Daventry Hills. 304 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,908 You gotta be kidding me. 305 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,442 Me, too. 306 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,078 Wonderful. We're neighbors. 307 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,779 That's-- That's fabulous. 308 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,548 So should we start preparing for our doom now? 309 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,651 Because I think we just released a monster 310 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,020 from a video game. 311 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,922 - You're crazy. - What? No way. 312 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,457 We need to meet. 313 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:21,761 I.R.L. 314 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,748 Tulta Munille. 315 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,117 Tulta Munille? 316 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,253 [chuckling] Oh... 317 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,521 - Oh, come on! - Wow! 318 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,958 - No, no, no! No way! - This is unbelievable! 319 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,960 - Oh, man! - Wait. 320 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,963 This criminal and you? 321 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:59,166 Black Death...in the flesh. 322 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,833 Big pimp, huh? 323 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:04,471 Which makes the QB Wizza. 324 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,406 You're the honorable knight, Sir Bickle? 325 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,545 I guess that's just in the game. 326 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:16,349 Awesome. We're all super-secret computer buddies. 327 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,285 Let's buy a van and solve mysteries. 328 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,519 [imitates Scooby-Doo laugh] 329 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,188 What are the odds? 330 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,722 Yeah. I don't know, geek, 331 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,958 but I'm sure you just love to figure them out. 332 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,459 I'm the geek? 333 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,629 You're a level 68 sorcerer who still says "huzzah." 334 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,632 I mean, what if your O line knew about that? 335 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:40,307 They're never going to know. 336 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,979 You know what? This-- This is a waste of my time. 337 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,248 Yeah. 338 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,885 I don't think you wanna do that. 339 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:56,456 If something's going on here, it could get traced back to us. 340 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,363 Yeah, that doesn't work for me. 341 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,266 Okay, look, chances are, it's nothing. 342 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,635 But you gotta admit, 343 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:12,572 it might be kind of cool if it is, 344 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,275 right? 345 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,698 What are we looking for anyway? 346 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,868 I don't know. I never got my troll tracking merit badge. 347 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,671 - Oh, no? - No. How about footprints? A trail? 348 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,039 [squelch] 349 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,675 Or that. 350 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,078 - Ohh. - That's a lot of scat. 351 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,680 - Gross. - It's this way. 352 00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:01,154 - [creature growling] - [animal squealing] 353 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,064 And it's a troll. 354 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:14,467 [belches] 355 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,535 [groans] 356 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,237 Maybe we should call the cops 357 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,506 or the zoo or Peter Jackson. 358 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,342 You know, let him digest his pig. 359 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,043 That was a pig, right? 360 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,445 Wouldn't it be cool if it was real? 361 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,680 Okay. It's a level 2 swamp troll 362 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,716 from the Alpha Clan with an apprentice war club. 363 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,884 Let's just bum-rush this turd and take him out, all right? 364 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,354 Whoa. Hold up, Hitler. Why are you calling the shots now? 365 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,223 - Because I'm the leader. - What? 366 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,491 No, you're not. Okay, I started the clan. 367 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,993 I organize missions. I solve the puzzles. 368 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:44,797 Besides, I got a bard, four wives, and mansions in three provinces. 369 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,334 So I'm pretty sure that puts me in charge. 370 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:51,238 Okay, so what's your plan, almighty leader? 371 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,973 Bum-rush the turd on three? 372 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:57,410 - Whatever. - Great. 373 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,513 All right. One, two-- 374 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,349 Leroy Jenkins! 375 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:06,686 [all yelling] 376 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:10,157 [screaming] 377 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,358 Retreat! 378 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,494 Oh! [groaning] 379 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,163 Run! 380 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:20,333 [yelling] 381 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,269 Down! Down! 382 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,936 I think I literally have a stick up my butt. 383 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,206 Hey, man, we need a different game plan. 384 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,107 Yeah, well, switching plays ain't gonna cut it, champ. 385 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,443 - All right? Maybe if we had a weapon - [thudding footsteps] 386 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,445 from the game, we could dispatch that fool, but... 387 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,481 Your mom's 3-wood? 388 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,850 We're gonna need a bigger boat. 389 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,719 So let's get them. 390 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,954 - What? The weapons? - Yeah, I admit, 391 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,157 okay, it might be impossible, but think about it. 392 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,492 That guy got out, right? 393 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,727 And he's just programming code. 394 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,128 Same as our weapons. 395 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,663 Hey, the portal. 396 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,665 You think there's a way that we can reopen that? 397 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,368 Worth a shot. 398 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,904 [troll belches] 399 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,472 What if he can smell us, man? 400 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,309 What are you doing? Man, are you hacking the game? 401 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,810 Okay, I'm simply doing some packet editing 402 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,345 which will allow me to scan and reconfigure 403 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,813 certain variables within the program. 404 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,282 - What the what? - He's hacking the game. 405 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,651 Why didn't you say that? 406 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,020 One small step for gamer, 407 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:18,291 one giant leap for gamer-kind. 408 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,360 Ooh! 409 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,329 Ooh! 410 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,865 Okay. 411 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,402 So, that's worth a "huzzah." 412 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:30,770 Huzzah. 413 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,673 What do you want me to bring out? 414 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,876 You kidding me? Everything, dude. 415 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,646 Yeah. 416 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,948 Whoa. 417 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:45,352 [typing] 418 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,555 Aah. 419 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,457 [whoosh] 420 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:54,761 [metallic clattering] 421 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,997 Yeah. 422 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,400 Maybe we should just stick with our primary weapons. 423 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,434 Yeah. 424 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:07,774 [whirring] 425 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,146 Man, I don't know how to work this thing. 426 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,948 How do you do it in the game, Lyle? 427 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,618 Uh, I hit a function key on my computer like the rest of you. 428 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,321 Doesn't your character say some crazy stuff before you fire? 429 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,891 - Like some sort of incantation? - No. No way. 430 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,426 Man, that's totally lame. 431 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,961 - [troll growling] - Yeah. Come on, tough guy. 432 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:32,665 Embrace your inner geek and cast away. 433 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:37,003 [flatulence] 434 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,538 Haley's vomit. 435 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,974 [whirring] 436 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,811 - [growling] - Oh! That was a bad idea! 437 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,813 Why don't you say it like you mean it next time, huh? 438 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:47,914 Work the blades and go, "Chops a lotta!" 439 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:48,981 Hey, man, I would if I could! 440 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,216 - Okay? - [roars] 441 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,820 It's on like Donkey Kong, big guy! 442 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,489 [yells] 443 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,725 - I can't feel my hands! - I can't shoot him! 444 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,192 This thing has, like, a hundred types of ammo! 445 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,728 I don't know what's gonna come out! 446 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,598 - I don't care! Just do it! - [whirring] 447 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:09,636 What? Come on! 448 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,270 - Hurry! Hurry! - [yelling] 449 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,872 - [applause, cheering] - What? 450 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,641 We didn't even win anything! No! 451 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,943 [whirring] 452 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,545 - [barks] - Ohh! 453 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,846 - Oh. - A dog? 454 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:20,913 [whines] 455 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,149 - [panting] - Ahh. 456 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,318 - [ferocious barking] - [gasps] 457 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,954 [roaring] 458 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,423 - Yeah! Get him! - Kill him, boy! 459 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,460 Haley's vomit! 460 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:34,827 [whines] 461 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,364 [Boys yelling] 462 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,198 No! 463 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,900 His collar! 464 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,636 - My bad! - [roaring] 465 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:49,476 [Boys screaming] 466 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,415 - [roars] - [Wyatt screaming] 467 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,250 Save the geek, save the world. 468 00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:02,021 Save the geek, save the world! 469 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:04,857 Oh, you hurt it! 470 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,526 That's what I do, baby. 471 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,560 [laughing] 472 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:08,628 [yells] 473 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,631 [groaning] 474 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,799 My arm. 475 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,835 [groaning continues] 476 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:20,640 Wyatt, do something, please! 477 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:24,577 - I don't wanna die, Wyatt! - [weapon whirring] 478 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,614 [screaming] 479 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,390 Yeah, eat it, troll-holio! 480 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,925 Hey, is it dead? 481 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,794 Please be dead. Please be dead. 482 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,963 - [groans] - Ew. Gross. 483 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,331 What are you doing? 484 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,801 Looting the Jolly Green Giant, my friends. 485 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,137 You see? A leather glove. 486 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,039 I can flip this. 487 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,941 - To who? - I don't know. 488 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:59,646 The local armor? We're not trying to level up our characters here. 489 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:00,680 [roars] 490 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,717 [Boys yelling] 491 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:07,820 - Kill it! - [yells] 492 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:11,524 Oh! Ohhh! 493 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:15,828 Whoa. 494 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,697 Double whoa. 495 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:21,501 I think we just sent this back to the computer world. 496 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,802 Yeah. 497 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:25,171 [laughing] 498 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:29,542 - Oh. - Ohhhh! 499 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,223 My old friends, 500 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,225 Wizza, Black Death, 501 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,528 and Sir Bickle. [chuckles] 502 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:52,098 What have you done with my scout? 503 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,333 We sent him packing. 504 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,936 Mm-hmm. We sent his big fat avatar butt 505 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,638 right back to the computer world. 506 00:23:58,671 --> 00:23:59,806 Buh-buh-bye. 507 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,608 Arrogant fools! 508 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,511 You have no right to stand in the way 509 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,312 of my destiny. 510 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,748 Prophecies written foretold 511 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,717 of my legend. 512 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:15,154 [breaking up] Your powers are no match for mine. 513 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:19,626 Soon I shall have harnessed all the energy I need 514 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,661 - ...to deploy my armies- - Sorry? What-- 515 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:25,131 And I'll crush your world comp-- 516 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:27,900 Blasted place is killing me here! 517 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,336 S-Sorry, "Maldork." 518 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,972 Looks like a glitch now. 519 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,575 - Time for a reboot. - Wait. 520 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:40,880 And the crowd goes wild! 521 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,882 It might've been helpful to ask him a few questions 522 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:44,517 before you bashed him away, don't you think? 523 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,919 Sounded to me like he was planning something. 524 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,655 Yeah, well, it's done. 525 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:51,090 Finito. Kaput. Here you go. 526 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,660 Jeeves, bring the car around. 527 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:57,329 That works for me, man. I gotta bounce. 528 00:24:57,363 --> 00:25:00,466 - Peace. - Wait. So, that's it? 529 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,402 We're just supposed to go back to our normal lives? 530 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:04,971 [Dante] Let me tell you something, Wyatt. 531 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,173 Unless you can pull a Ferrari 532 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:10,342 and Megan Fox out of that portal, 533 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:13,345 then, yeah, it's over. 534 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,153 [school bell ringing] 535 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:24,356 [Man] Click me to take a survey and enter to win a brand-new MP3 player. 536 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:28,561 Click me to take a survey and enter to win a brand-new MP3 player. 537 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:32,064 Click me to take a survey and enter to win a brand-new MP3 player. 538 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:33,600 [electricity arcing] 539 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,068 ** A many years have seen 540 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,737 ** The greatness and the best 541 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,839 - ** The knave, the rogue, the conqueror ** - Shut up. 542 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,974 ** Known fondly as Black Death 543 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:46,145 Yo, freak, didn't know your dad was an elf. [laughs] 544 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:49,148 Uh, yeah. Where's the Renaissance Faire, loser? 545 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,183 [Students chattering] 546 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,185 Could you maybe not do this here? 547 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,754 ** He triumphed over evil 548 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,756 ** Released the maiden's jewels 549 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:58,725 ** He ate the hearts and drank the blood ** 550 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,360 - ** Of all the wizard's fools - [beeps] 551 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,763 Yeah. Yep. That's right. I got a bard. 552 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:08,300 If any of you realized how redonkulously awesome I was, 553 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,903 you would be singing my praises, too. 554 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:14,473 Yep. 555 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:16,175 **** [romantic] 556 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:19,511 [mouths words] 557 00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:23,382 Hey, Zoe, uh, sorry. Sorry about last night. 558 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,717 We should probably have a make-out-- 559 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,286 make-up-- make-up-- redo session. 560 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,889 You know, you, me, and a math book. 561 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:34,460 Oh-- Oh, he's not-- He's not gonna be there. 562 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:38,130 You're not-- You're not coming. Sorry. 563 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,667 Fine. But blow me off again, 564 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:45,037 and I'll ruin you more than he just did. 565 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,811 Could you stop doing that? 566 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:54,280 - How did you even do that? - [bells jingling] 567 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:57,249 Not a really-- Not a really good time. 568 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,685 [mutters] 569 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:01,320 Yeah! 570 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:02,989 [electricity arcing] 571 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,858 [car alarms blaring] 572 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:08,360 [Man] Click me to refinance-- 573 00:27:08,394 --> 00:27:11,330 No, I don't wanna refinance my home. 574 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:12,932 - Click me to refinance-- - Get away. 575 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:16,302 - [Man] To refinance, click me-- - Ohh! 576 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,870 - [alarms continue blaring] - [groans] 577 00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:19,939 Beautiful things are afoot, Dante. 578 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,141 I heard some seniors even got chased in the woods 579 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,043 by Grim Reapers or something. 580 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:29,882 - Crazy. - [click] 581 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:33,686 It's crazy time out there, Wyatt, and not just game stuff. 582 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,455 I swear I saw some pop-up ads jacking some old lady in town. 583 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,224 That weird "click me" guy? 584 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,959 And the chick in the bikini. 585 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,128 There's a chick in a bikini asking people to click her? 586 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,930 - Double click. - Okay, okay. 587 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,733 It's gotta all be connected somehow. 588 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:50,469 It's like-- It's like when we pushed the rod in, 589 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,204 we let Maldark loose in our grid. 590 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:54,340 Now he's just toying with us. 591 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:57,476 No. No, he's testing his powers. 592 00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:01,613 - Hey, look. The jock talks. - Bite me, Wyatt. 593 00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:03,315 You know, it's totally acceptable for you 594 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:04,784 to not insult me in school. 595 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:06,919 You know what? If I didn't insult you, 596 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:08,821 then people would actually suspect something's up. 597 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:10,689 Like what, you're semi-human? 598 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,859 What happened to you? We used to be friends. 599 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,560 I know it was in elementary school, 600 00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:17,029 but we had friendship bracelets. 601 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,464 Yeah. Whatever. 602 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:22,434 Man, I'm missing practice. 603 00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:26,538 [phone beeping] 604 00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:29,641 - Oh. Not good. - What's up with that? 605 00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:30,877 It's an app that detects leaks 606 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:33,445 from the computer world. Wrote it myself. 607 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:39,451 I got two pop-up ads, a bard, and three mystery creatures. 608 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:41,453 What are we looking for anyway? 609 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:43,522 Eyeliner Trent said Grim Reapers. 610 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,925 Ghouls. Nasty. 611 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,194 Lyle, don't you have a "find undead" spell? 612 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,561 Hey, jackhammer. 613 00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:52,832 He's talking to you. 614 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:55,201 Gratefully Undeadicus. 615 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,136 [whirring] 616 00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,270 Oh... 617 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:02,875 **** [bard whistling] 618 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:05,111 You've gotta ditch that dude. 619 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:08,915 I would, but it's kind of nice having someone around here who knows that I crush it. 620 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,496 - Yo, Wizza. - Lyle. 621 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:28,034 [whispering] Lyle, I'm thinking something fire or air-based. 622 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,336 Ghouls are highly susceptible to elemental-- 623 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,371 Dude, I got a curfew. 624 00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:36,008 Right. Perimeter positions. 625 00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:38,945 Tulta Munille, guys. 626 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,046 Tulta Munille. 627 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:43,349 ** When minions at the show-- 628 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,918 [muffled singing] 629 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,657 Guys. 630 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:04,370 [clatter] 631 00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:07,039 [growls] 632 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:14,480 - [grunting] - **** [suspenseful] 633 00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:30,296 [grunting continues] 634 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,132 Whoa! 635 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,566 Stay back! 636 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,336 - [growls] - [Blast-a-ton whirring] 637 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,105 Hi-yah! 638 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,740 [groaning] 639 00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,575 Sorry. There's no auto-aim. 640 00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:46,412 [whirring stops] 641 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:52,284 [groaning] 642 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:58,290 Do something! 643 00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:00,859 [yells] 644 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,162 Agh! 645 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,164 [yelling] 646 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:09,936 - [ghoul groaning] - [screaming] 647 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,005 Nice one, Lyle. 648 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,873 Fujita bonita! 649 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:19,345 [sinister laughter] 650 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,313 [grunting] 651 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,616 Ow! 652 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:28,187 Owww! 653 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,255 Whoo! 654 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:32,091 [grunts] Man! 655 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:33,559 [chuckling] 656 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:36,195 [grunts] 657 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,430 [Wyatt] Stop him! 658 00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:48,240 Yes! [laughs] 659 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,617 Why do you peasants 660 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,453 insist on tormenting my minions? 661 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,155 Why do you insist on sending them? 662 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:05,992 I conquer all worlds. 663 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:09,161 'Tis what I do. 664 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,197 Resistance is futile, 665 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:12,864 for soon I will be able 666 00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:15,534 to harness all the energy necessary 667 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:19,471 to leave this pathetic realm 668 00:32:19,505 --> 00:32:23,375 and unleash my armies in full. 669 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:26,145 [yells] 670 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,513 [Lyle crying out] 671 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:30,582 [Wyatt] Drop it! Drop it! 672 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:33,519 - [panting] - Cool? 673 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,421 - Uh, yeah. - Okay. 674 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:38,957 - Oh, man. - [rattle] 675 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,960 And cut! All right. That's a keeper. 676 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:44,263 Hey, sorry about that, little guy. 677 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:47,766 We're just, uh, making a hidden camera short for the Inter-Webs. 678 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,636 Uh, great job, by the way. Talk about Drama Club. 679 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,803 - Yeah. - A.P. 680 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:53,405 Yeah. Are you cool to be in it? 681 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,674 Great, man. I love the team spirit. 682 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,643 You are a star, okay? I'll see you in the halls. 683 00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,345 You little A-lister. 684 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,547 - Good thinking. - Yeah. 685 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,916 Okay. 686 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:07,686 ** Once again we see * 687 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,588 ** How evil, it hath fled 688 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:12,258 ** Shut him up, get rid of him before I break his head ** 689 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:15,094 I'm serious, Wyatt. Drop the hippie. He could've gotten us killed. 690 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:16,928 Okay. I'll get rid of him 691 00:33:16,962 --> 00:33:18,864 as soon as you stop acting like a madman. 692 00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:20,799 You gotta think before you act. 693 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,934 There's no re-spawn in real life. 694 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,306 Come on. 695 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,742 Man up. 696 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:36,182 Honestly, man, this-- this is gonna hurt. 697 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,550 Dude, I feareth. 698 00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:41,953 - [whirring] - Look, a vampire bat. 699 00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:44,123 [blast] 700 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:46,392 [Dante laughing] 701 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:49,095 He turns into cards. Wow. 702 00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:51,463 We're doing better, but they're getting stronger. 703 00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:53,232 So how do we get off this ride? 704 00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:55,501 Just log on and take down Maldark there. 705 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:59,171 Not an option. We don't have the weapon to take him out. 706 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:01,573 We need Max Ross. 707 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,542 - You're nuts. - He created the game. 708 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,811 We all know he lives in orbit on his own space station. 709 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:09,047 That's an urban legend. He's in cryogenic freeze under Bill Gates' house. 710 00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:11,450 Okay, guys. His company has a server farm right near here. 711 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,485 - Okay? We can find him. - [beeps] 712 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:15,787 In the meantime, we just need to destroy whatever leaks. 713 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:17,389 As long as my mom doesn't destroy me first. 714 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:20,892 I gotta go. I'm sorry. I really gotta go. 715 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:41,847 Really? It's after curfew. 716 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,082 You didn't call. You didn't answer your cell. 717 00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:46,152 Hey, I looked into your homework file. 718 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:48,554 You haven't even started the essay that's due tomorrow. 719 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:49,721 Strike two. 720 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:52,791 Dude-- Barbara-- Mom-- 721 00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:55,761 You want strike three? 722 00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,536 Who's Max Ross? 723 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:07,105 Just-- Just a guy that I'm doing a report on. 724 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:10,442 - You're acting suspicious. - Hmm. 725 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:17,583 I suspect you. 726 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,685 [beeping] 727 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,787 ** Whoa * 728 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,955 [Anchorman] Residents of Daventry Hils 729 00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:25,891 are once again on pins and needles 730 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:27,993 after a recent series of bizarre events 731 00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:30,362 rocked this normally tranquil town. 732 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:33,632 Whatever it was tore the satellite dish off my RV, 733 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,801 tried to eat my tool shed, 734 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,069 and left a crop circle in my pachysandra. 735 00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:42,574 The mayor's office continues to receive reports of other odd incidents, 736 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:45,010 including sporadic power outages. 737 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:47,346 The power company and local police insist 738 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:50,416 none of the events appear to be related. 739 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:53,018 - Do we have to? - We have to. 740 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:55,754 ** A-one for the money and a-two for the show * 741 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:58,156 ** A-three to be a leged even if I'm poor ** 742 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:01,327 ** I ain't chasin' nothi', you gonna have to catch me * 743 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,694 [explosion] 744 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,296 It's okay. 745 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,498 She probably had a virus anyway. 746 00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:09,435 * I'm the bomb and about to blow up * 747 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:13,772 * I'm the bomb and about to blow up, whoa * 748 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:16,642 [Anchorman] Late last night, members of a local scout troop 749 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,143 filmed strange explosios 750 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,346 in the Daventry Hills Campground. 751 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,013 It's an alien invasion. 752 00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:24,216 Lock up your women. 753 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:27,653 [phone beeping] 754 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,223 Oh, boy. 755 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:34,192 ** I'm the bomb and about to blow up ** 756 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:36,228 ** I'm the bomb and about to blow up ** 757 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:39,531 ** I'm the bomb and about to blow up ** 758 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:41,533 [roars] 759 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:45,637 [all yelling] 760 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:48,774 ** The devil's been in downtown for too long * 761 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:52,544 ** I feel the sun rising all up in my bones * 762 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:56,181 [phone beeping] 763 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,183 There seems to be no end in sight 764 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:01,620 to the strange occurrences in Daventry Hills. 765 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:05,457 Reporting live outside Xander's Computer World, Te-- 766 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,932 This campaign speech is killing me. 767 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:17,769 Why don't you just write it from your heart? 768 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:21,072 Remember when we used to play that card game, Ani-Warriors, at recess? 769 00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:22,641 And that one time, those fifth graders 770 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:25,644 came up and said that Ani-Warriors was for babies. 771 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:29,247 You stood up to them. You gave them that awesome speech 772 00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:31,249 about how cool the game was, and if they ever had a chance 773 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:33,985 to take down an armored Zebra Tank with a Rolling Wombat, 774 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,687 they'd know better. 775 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:37,956 Seconds later, they were playing, too. 776 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:41,460 You can still do that. 777 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:42,794 [sighs] 778 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,463 No, I can't. 779 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:45,697 Why not? 780 00:37:45,731 --> 00:37:47,766 Because I'm not a child, Wyatt. 781 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:51,236 There's expectations, implications. 782 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,772 There's gonna be a lot of people watching. 783 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:56,742 Maybe you should just write down whatever you think they wanna hear. 784 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,310 You're really great with that. 785 00:37:58,344 --> 00:38:01,480 [typing] 786 00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:03,482 What? 787 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,584 What? 788 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,219 I think I just found Max Ross, 789 00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:12,891 and he's practically in our backyard. 790 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:24,503 You think this guy's gonna be cool with us just rolling up on his McCastle? 791 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:28,106 Absolutely not. But it's not like we really have a choice, right? 792 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,609 Right. 793 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,055 [Man] No solicitors! 794 00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:45,891 You have two seconds to vacate the premises 795 00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:47,359 before I unleash the hounds. 796 00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:48,894 [scoffs] Hounds. 797 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,462 We're not selling anything. 798 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:52,898 We need to speak to Mr. Ross about Maldark. 799 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:55,967 Max Ross doesn't do autograph, he doesn't give free hints, 800 00:38:56,001 --> 00:39:00,439 - ...and he won't do interviews for any lame geek-boy fansite. - Lame? That's it. 801 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,908 - I'm done with this guy. - [yells] 802 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:04,910 - [grunts] - [yells] 803 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:07,045 How did you do that? You with DARPA, huh? 804 00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:10,281 You with the feds? I know you've been after me for years, man. 805 00:39:10,315 --> 00:39:13,184 You've been scanning my brain. I have heard the helicopters, 806 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:15,186 and I have seen the chem trails! 807 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:18,924 - Yeah, that's-- that's not us. - [whirring] 808 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:21,092 Then how? 809 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:23,429 Level 65 door-be-gone spell. 810 00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:29,334 Using a...Thunder Pole? 811 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,136 - Such a-- - Yeah. 812 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:33,004 Don't touch me. Thank you. 813 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,473 Huge fan. Not touching. 814 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:36,675 No, no. You don't understand. 815 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,810 I mean, whatever caused these anomalies 816 00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:41,613 didn't come from within my game, it came from without. 817 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:45,250 - Don't touch that! - But Maldark seems to be controlling everything. 818 00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:47,385 Probably is. 819 00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,588 - He's a brilliantly programmed evil genius, - [crash] 820 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:51,923 thank you very much, seizing a golden opportunity 821 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:54,560 to act on his core objective-- conquer all worlds. 822 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,895 And guess which world is next. 823 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:58,530 Ours? 824 00:39:58,564 --> 00:40:01,433 Rhetorical, idiot. Of course ours. 825 00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,737 You mean that dragon we slayed was some sort of 826 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:08,406 in-game visualization of the firewall? 827 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,509 So that means when we pushed the rod in-- 828 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:14,012 You opened up a gateway for Maldark's computer world to our world. 829 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:16,615 Hard to believe, but he might be an even better programmer than I am. 830 00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:18,416 Wait. He thinks he's a programmer? 831 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,719 Have you even played the game? 832 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,621 - Yeah. Of course. - Yeah. 833 00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:24,856 Rhetorical. No, lightweight. 834 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:27,859 He thinks he's a wizard manipulating magic. 835 00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:30,596 From the sounds of it, I'd say you only have a few days 836 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,831 before he finds a computing power source juiced up enough 837 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:35,366 for him and his army to come out and join the fun. 838 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,137 - [cow lows] - [Wyatt] This orb must be some sort of sensor 839 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,740 that guides him to the portal's hot spots. 840 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,175 Figured you were the smart one since you didn't get the looks. 841 00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:45,911 Thanks? 842 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,079 So then that's what the ghouls were looking for at the school. 843 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,582 Ghouls? They didn't suck anyone's soul out, did they? 844 00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:52,150 - [cow passes gas, lows] - No. 845 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,886 Good. Don't ever let them suck anyone's soul. 846 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,556 - What? - Do you realize that your game 847 00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,725 is trying to destroy our world? 848 00:40:59,758 --> 00:41:02,160 You know, you say that like it's a bad thing. 849 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,563 What? Look, in my world, 850 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,698 people are forced into action and become heroes, 851 00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:09,334 and they are properly rewarded for their hard work. 852 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:11,570 Out here, life is boring, 853 00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:14,573 life isn't fair, and life blows hot chunks. 854 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:17,342 Besides, while I'd agree that Maldark is a cruel 855 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,512 and blood-thirsty leader, he's also incredibly efficient. 856 00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:23,982 I mean, sure, those of us he doesn't kill will be enslaved. 857 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,717 - [laughs] - Can't you just shut 858 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,586 the server farm down and end this? 859 00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:29,721 And interrupt the gameplay 860 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:32,924 of tens of thousands of subscribers? 861 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:36,261 A pox on you for suggesting such a thing. 862 00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:37,996 Not that it would have any effect. 863 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,831 He's no longer confined to the game. 864 00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:42,033 Haven't seen any sign of him for a few days now. 865 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:46,337 He's kind of just... 866 00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:48,373 floating out there. 867 00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:50,508 [Boys gasp] 868 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,544 Do you think he'll wanna meet me? 869 00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:53,779 [shells clattering] 870 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:58,016 Ten. Okay. 871 00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:03,521 Stop the car. Stop. Stop it! 872 00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:06,024 [tires screech] 873 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:11,062 [growls] 874 00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:14,232 Wait. Wait! 875 00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:15,567 [yelling, faint] 876 00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:17,502 Here you go. 877 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,537 - [troll growling] - [Dante yells] 878 00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:21,940 Come on! Take that one! Take this one! 879 00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:28,714 - [electricity arcing] - How do you like that, fat boy? 880 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:33,351 What are you doing? 881 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:41,860 Come on. Let's just go. 882 00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:45,563 Selling the idea of family values 883 00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:48,433 is tough when the whole family doesn't show for the event. 884 00:42:48,466 --> 00:42:50,001 Dad, I'm so sorry. 885 00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:52,003 - I mean, if I could-- - Stop. 886 00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:55,073 No more foul-ups. Now, this is a close race, 887 00:42:55,106 --> 00:42:58,109 and the outcome affects your future as much as it does mine. 888 00:42:58,143 --> 00:43:01,680 So I need you to step it up, especially on that half-time speech. 889 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:05,016 - Got it? - Yeah. 890 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:07,152 Yeah, nice play there, Carter, man. 891 00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:10,455 [Players chattering] 892 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,562 - I'm out. - What? 893 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,564 Lee's car was strike three. 894 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,132 - I leave in a week. - Wait. 895 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,201 Okay, you can't quit. We still have-- 896 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:25,036 My mom is crying, Wyatt. 897 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,538 All right? I'm not a hero. 898 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,574 [scoffs] I'm a disaster. 899 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,576 Even when I try to do what's right, 900 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:34,145 I still screw it up. 901 00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:37,115 - Yeah, I'm out, too. - Are you kidding me? 902 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:39,651 - Because I know we can still do this. - Do what? 903 00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:41,953 Have our lives completely ruined? 904 00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:44,222 If that's what it takes. Truth is, 905 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:47,192 in a couple days, we might not even have lives left to ruin. 906 00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:50,461 Maldark's coming. 907 00:43:50,495 --> 00:43:52,430 Oh, fine. 908 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,565 I just think if we were in the game, we wouldn't give up. 909 00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:56,868 We'd put our heads together and start acting like a clan-- 910 00:43:56,902 --> 00:43:58,770 Man, but this isn't the game, geek. 911 00:43:58,804 --> 00:44:01,339 And there is no clan. 912 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,074 Don't you get it? 913 00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:04,876 It's over. 914 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:10,581 Let someone else figure it out. 915 00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:23,361 - [electricity arcing] - [thud] 916 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:28,466 [heavy breathing] 917 00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:33,404 [gasping] 918 00:44:33,438 --> 00:44:35,406 [growling] 919 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,942 Sprague? 920 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:41,146 [roars] 921 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,248 Don't touch me. 922 00:44:50,922 --> 00:44:56,327 [creature growling] 923 00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:03,234 What are you weirdoes up to now? 924 00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,775 [beeps] 925 00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:12,978 Oh, my God. 926 00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:14,012 [whip cracks] 927 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,580 Oh, my God. 928 00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:23,021 Yo, there's a splotch-free cupcake at the door for you. 929 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:26,657 - There's a who's-a-what's-it? - A chiquita. 930 00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:30,261 I know. I'm as surprised as you are, but if you don't jump on this, 931 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:33,131 I'm breaking out my birthday money and making it rain. 932 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:36,701 [stammers] 933 00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:43,641 Tell me I'm hallucinating. Tell me that I didn't just film a bunch of... 934 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:45,410 I don't even know what to call them. 935 00:45:45,443 --> 00:45:47,112 Running off with that guy from your report. 936 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:49,414 Because you know what? That is exactly what it looks like, 937 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:51,249 and it is really freaking me out. 938 00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:52,784 You're hallucinating. 939 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:55,987 I am not. You're involved, aren't you? 940 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:57,688 I knew it. 941 00:45:57,722 --> 00:46:01,292 - What's going on, Wyatt? - [stammering] 942 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:03,594 - [imitates stammering] - Oh-- Fine. 943 00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:06,031 Sprague and his Imperial Council of level 75 Dread Orcs 944 00:46:06,064 --> 00:46:08,834 just kidnapped Max Ross, the creator of Conqueror of All Worlds, 945 00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:10,936 which means that Maldark's not far behind. 946 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:13,704 Which is why they probably need Max. 947 00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:15,706 To open the final portal. 948 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,943 I'm gonna need a nerd translation for that, please. 949 00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:19,577 Where were they headed? 950 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,913 Uh, uh, towards that giant warehouse near my neighborhood. 951 00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:25,516 - You know... - The server farm on Dover Road. Of course. 952 00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:26,617 - Thanks for the tip. - Uh-uh. 953 00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:28,686 Ow! That's a pressure point. 954 00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,622 - Don't even go there, 'cause I will own you. - [cracking] 955 00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:33,724 - Ah. - Who's Sprague? Who's Maldark? 956 00:46:33,758 --> 00:46:35,626 And don't tell me they're exchange students. 957 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,728 I'll explain on the way. 958 00:46:37,762 --> 00:46:40,098 Forget the town, all right? He can have it. 959 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:43,468 This ain't my home anymore. At least according to my mom. 960 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:45,670 I can't do this without you. You know that. 961 00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:47,873 You can't do it with me either. 962 00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:50,508 - That's a terrible attitude. - Who brought the N.P.C.? 963 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:53,311 "N.P.C." What-- Is that, like, what, an insult? 964 00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:54,812 Insulted. 965 00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:58,149 Look, I did my part, and it didn't work out. 966 00:46:58,183 --> 00:47:02,287 Just go. 967 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,522 You know, you're not just a knight in the game. 968 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,324 I know I said that, 969 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:08,526 but everything you've done since then has been selfless. 970 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:12,130 I mean, think about it. You always put yourself right in the face of danger. 971 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:15,033 You risked your own life to save mine with the troll, right? 972 00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:17,335 You even sacrificed yourself to save a guy you hate, 973 00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:20,838 then took the fall for it even though you knew it was gonna happen. 974 00:47:20,872 --> 00:47:23,241 You're not a screw-up, Dante. 975 00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:25,977 You're a bona fide knight. 976 00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:29,280 That being said, if I get hit with a Rectal Firecracker spell, 977 00:47:29,314 --> 00:47:33,018 I take it all back. 978 00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:35,954 You had me at "rectal firecracker." 979 00:47:35,987 --> 00:47:37,956 All right. I want to see 11 guarded jerseys 980 00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:40,225 on top of the ball carrier on this kickoff. 981 00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:42,827 I want you to knock the tar out of those guys and set the tone. 982 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:46,131 - Lyle. - Show them what we're-- 983 00:47:46,164 --> 00:47:47,832 What the hell you doing in here? 984 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,535 Just wanna show the guys support before the big game. 985 00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:53,438 - Right, Dante? - Yeah! Go, Spartans! 986 00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:55,640 - It's Trojans. - [Player] Yeah. 987 00:47:55,673 --> 00:47:57,642 Get out. We any good? 988 00:47:57,675 --> 00:48:00,078 Uh, they're with me, Coach. 989 00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:01,913 Uh, group project. 990 00:48:01,947 --> 00:48:05,616 All right. Listen up. I want you hustling back... 991 00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:07,018 What are you guys thinking? 992 00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:09,187 Max has been kidnapped by Sprague. 993 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,688 Maldark's about to come out. 994 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,991 Mass hysteria and mayhem are imminent. 995 00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:15,726 Too bad. I told you guys, man, I'm done. 996 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,363 - I can't do this anymore. - And we can? 997 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:21,299 Dude, this is much bigger than us. 998 00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:22,800 Like "end of the world" bigger. 999 00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:24,235 Like "frogs are raining from the sky" bigger, 1000 00:48:24,269 --> 00:48:26,137 except these frogs are six feet tall, carry spears, 1001 00:48:26,171 --> 00:48:28,373 and eat human hearts like candy, okay? 1002 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:29,840 [Coach] Hugginson, hustle up! 1003 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:31,676 Look, I can't help you. 1004 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:34,179 How many times do I have to say it? 1005 00:48:34,212 --> 00:48:37,548 I'm done. 1006 00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:41,519 You're not just a mage in the game. 1007 00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:44,222 I know. And you probably think that... 1008 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:48,426 And it's the... 1009 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:50,561 - Rectal Firecracker? - Forget it. 1010 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:52,797 [sighs] I guess it's just the two of us. 1011 00:48:52,830 --> 00:48:56,401 Wait. What? Oh, no. I'm in. 1012 00:48:56,434 --> 00:49:00,571 Uh, hello. You're one body short. And I can handle myself. 1013 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:03,308 I've got three brothers and a black belt in Krav Maga. What? 1014 00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:06,577 It's gonna take more than Jewish karate to put a hurt on these guys. 1015 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,780 Besides, you need a weapon from the game if you wanna come close to beating them. 1016 00:49:09,814 --> 00:49:11,182 I'm sorry. 1017 00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:15,253 - Maybe, uh, if she wore this. - Come on. 1018 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,622 Great idea. Why doesn't she just slap them to death? 1019 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:21,059 - What? It might work. - It's not gonna do it. How's that thing ever-- 1020 00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:24,629 [Dante laughs] That's hot. 1021 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:26,697 - That'll work. - [clangs] 1022 00:49:26,731 --> 00:49:29,967 - Aw! Damn! - Sorry. Hah. 1023 00:49:36,741 --> 00:49:39,077 [quiet whistles] 1024 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:46,451 [beeps] 1025 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:49,154 [Wyatt] He's forcing Max to draw power from the server farm 1026 00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:51,456 and build a mega portal for Maldark. 1027 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:55,293 Okay. Sneak in and rescue Max before he can finish building the portal. 1028 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,129 If Maldark gets out, things are gonna get ugly. 1029 00:49:58,163 --> 00:50:00,098 - Yeah. - Let's do this. 1030 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,566 - [whistle blows] - [Players] Break! 1031 00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:03,201 [Players shouting] 1032 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:06,003 3, 7, hike! 1033 00:50:06,037 --> 00:50:07,905 - [Players grunting] - [crowd cheering] 1034 00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:10,308 [both] Tulta Munille! 1035 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,743 Battle cry? Really? 1036 00:50:12,777 --> 00:50:15,246 [growling] 1037 00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:19,984 Tall and ugly. 1038 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,519 - [yelling] - [clangs] 1039 00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:25,356 - Ow! - Huh? 1040 00:50:25,390 --> 00:50:27,258 [growling] 1041 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:31,729 [Cheerleaders] Trojans, fight, fight, fight! 1042 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:35,133 [whistle blows] 1043 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:37,402 - [growling continues] - [screams] 1044 00:50:37,435 --> 00:50:40,238 Ow! 1045 00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:48,413 [yells] 1046 00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:52,917 [laughs] I killed it! 1047 00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:54,985 [laughing] Or something. 1048 00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:56,887 Nice. Nice. 1049 00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:59,357 - Let's move. - All right. 1050 00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:04,729 - **** [marching band] - [Cheerleaders whooping] 1051 00:51:05,863 --> 00:51:10,401 Get your head in the game. 1052 00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:13,104 Hey, don't sweat it. You're a closer, just like your dad. 1053 00:51:13,138 --> 00:51:14,905 It's not that. 1054 00:51:14,939 --> 00:51:20,778 - It's nothing. - [crowd cheering] 1055 00:51:20,811 --> 00:51:23,481 Thank you all for coming out and supporting the team. 1056 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:27,017 Being that the second half looks like it's going to be a nail-biter, 1057 00:51:27,051 --> 00:51:29,287 I don't wanna keep my son out here any longer than necessary. 1058 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,590 But he did wanna say a few things to you 1059 00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:34,292 before he headed in. 1060 00:51:34,325 --> 00:51:37,162 Lyle. 1061 00:51:37,195 --> 00:51:39,864 - Yeah, I, uh... - [microphone feedback] 1062 00:51:39,897 --> 00:51:41,899 I just wanted to let everyone know 1063 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:45,670 how much Daventry Hills means to me and the family. 1064 00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:48,105 - And, um... - [whooshing] 1065 00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:49,374 [electricity arcing] 1066 00:51:49,407 --> 00:51:51,075 And that-- 1067 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:53,444 that's why... 1068 00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:55,346 I gotta go. 1069 00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:58,216 I mean, I'm sorry about the fumbles and the interception, 1070 00:51:58,249 --> 00:52:01,051 but my head's just not in it today, and... 1071 00:52:01,085 --> 00:52:02,387 You know what? 1072 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,589 Sometimes there's more important things in life 1073 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:07,792 than just football and popularity and campaign speeches-- 1074 00:52:07,825 --> 00:52:09,894 Whoa. This isn't a campaign speech, son. 1075 00:52:09,927 --> 00:52:13,164 - That would be unfair. - Like sticking by your friends, 1076 00:52:13,198 --> 00:52:16,201 doing what's right, and being true to who you really are. 1077 00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:19,103 And that means me telling all of you 1078 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,906 that I love geeking out to video games. 1079 00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:23,808 - [laughter] - I always have. 1080 00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:26,611 And even though it may not help me get ahead in life 1081 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:29,180 or make me cool, I'm proud of the fact 1082 00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:31,416 that I have a level 68 Sorcerer 1083 00:52:31,449 --> 00:52:33,751 in Conqueror of All Worls named Wizza, 1084 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:37,522 who casts some pretty awesome spells out of his Thunder Pole. 1085 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:40,791 [crickets chirping] 1086 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:43,561 [quiet murmuring] 1087 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:46,697 Okay, I just said that. 1088 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:48,533 I should probably go. 1089 00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:51,369 So...thanks, 1090 00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:53,037 and vote for my dad. 1091 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:55,406 - **** [marching band] - [murmuring] 1092 00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:04,549 - [beeping] - [creature growls] 1093 00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:05,816 Yeah, yeah. Got it. 1094 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:09,420 - [growls louder] - Okay. Zzzt. 1095 00:53:09,454 --> 00:53:10,788 Agh! 1096 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,958 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1097 00:53:13,991 --> 00:53:17,194 Completely unnecessary, thank you. 1098 00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:32,777 [roaring] 1099 00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:35,280 [growling] 1100 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:36,614 [growls] 1101 00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:38,983 This isn't good. 1102 00:53:39,016 --> 00:53:43,821 [growling continues] 1103 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:54,965 Ow! 1104 00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:57,735 - He replicated. - Let her go! 1105 00:53:57,768 --> 00:54:00,137 Yeah. What he said, jerk. 1106 00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:02,139 - [screams] - No! 1107 00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:03,941 You don't know if you can get out. 1108 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:07,445 Angie's in trouble. [yells] 1109 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:08,245 Ohh! 1110 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:10,948 What-- What-- Oh, no. 1111 00:54:10,981 --> 00:54:12,950 Oh, this is not good. 1112 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,886 Uh, I'm pixilated. 1113 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,888 Awesome. 1114 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:21,225 Wyatt, get me outta here! 1115 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,460 Angie? 1116 00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:23,961 Oh, no! No! 1117 00:54:23,994 --> 00:54:28,132 Wyatt, look out! 1118 00:54:28,165 --> 00:54:34,038 - Yo! - Can't stop it! 1119 00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:38,376 - [roars] - A level 65 Craven Snowman of the North. 1120 00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:40,945 So not good. 1121 00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:45,182 - [Angie] Oh, no! No! Duck! - [roars] 1122 00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:49,687 [grunting] Whoa! 1123 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:53,257 What's up, el gordo? You ready to throw down or what? 1124 00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:01,932 [laughs] 1125 00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:04,835 Come on! Give me that horn! 1126 00:55:04,869 --> 00:55:07,872 [yelling] 1127 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:29,827 Yeah! [grunts] 1128 00:55:33,698 --> 00:55:35,099 [Angie] Wyatt! 1129 00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:36,534 Please, please get me outta here! 1130 00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:38,068 - [roaring] - Get me outta here! 1131 00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:41,338 Do something! 1132 00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:43,941 Wyatt! 1133 00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:45,543 Wait! Look out! 1134 00:55:45,576 --> 00:55:50,981 No retreat! Aah! 1135 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,552 - You did it! - Yeah! 1136 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,587 [sighs] Huzzah. 1137 00:55:56,621 --> 00:55:59,089 Please, wait, wait! 1138 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,958 Wait! Wait! Wait! 1139 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:05,863 Potty-breakus! 1140 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,039 [beeping] 1141 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:17,708 - [growls] - Agh! 1142 00:56:17,742 --> 00:56:21,111 Hurry! Get me outta here before that-- that thing closes! 1143 00:56:21,145 --> 00:56:22,513 Come on! Come on, Angie! 1144 00:56:22,547 --> 00:56:24,915 - Go! Go! Go! Come on! - [grunting] 1145 00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:29,754 - It's not working! - Go! 1146 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:31,722 Yeah. 1147 00:56:31,756 --> 00:56:33,824 What happened to your team? 1148 00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:36,093 Man, this is my team. 1149 00:56:36,126 --> 00:56:37,528 Hey, where's Wyatt? 1150 00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:40,531 Forget me. Just save yourself. 1151 00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:43,534 - I'm not leaving without you. - I can't believe I'm in a video game. 1152 00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:46,537 I don't even play video games. 1153 00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:53,778 [yelling] 1154 00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:56,180 [chuckles] 1155 00:56:56,213 --> 00:56:58,949 You did it. 1156 00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:04,221 - [clears throat] - Hey. 1157 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,490 It's nice to have you back. 1158 00:57:05,523 --> 00:57:09,894 Hey, uh, nice to have you back. 1159 00:57:11,829 --> 00:57:14,431 Let's level up and beat this final boss. 1160 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,612 - [beeps] - [growling] 1161 00:57:27,645 --> 00:57:30,114 - Agh! - Max, shut it down! 1162 00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:31,949 It's too late. I'm sorry. 1163 00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:34,752 - [sinister laughter] - Don't touch me. 1164 00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:37,955 [laughter continues] 1165 00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:39,857 Ohhh! 1166 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:44,562 [roaring] 1167 00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:46,564 [all yelling] 1168 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:50,668 [whimpering] 1169 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:58,275 Ah. 1170 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,811 A welcoming party? 1171 00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,880 Splendid! 1172 00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:06,617 But I bear no gifts. 1173 00:58:06,651 --> 00:58:10,755 Oh. Yes, I do! 1174 00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:16,594 [all yelling] 1175 00:58:23,467 --> 00:58:25,235 - [beeping] - Are you nuts? 1176 00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:29,473 It's due on Tuesday, okay? No. Wait. 1177 00:58:33,277 --> 00:58:37,014 You're real? 1178 00:58:37,047 --> 00:58:38,182 Touch me not! 1179 00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:40,384 But I created you. 1180 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:41,385 [mocking with gibberish] 1181 00:58:41,418 --> 00:58:44,589 I allowed you to create me, 1182 00:58:44,622 --> 00:58:46,591 and what a disappointment 1183 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:48,593 you've shown yourself to be. 1184 00:58:48,626 --> 00:58:53,097 To think I was going to make you my number one slave. 1185 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:55,966 Now you'll be lucky if I grant you the honor 1186 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,068 of being my number two footstool. 1187 00:58:58,102 --> 00:59:00,638 Okay, you don't talk to me like that, all right? 1188 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,640 You're out of the sequel. 1189 00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:06,476 - Silence! - [yelling] 1190 00:59:09,246 --> 00:59:10,948 Ooh! 1191 00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:13,317 If we can take down Maldark and put him back in the game, 1192 00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:15,085 will you be able to rebuild the firewall? 1193 00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:18,589 [scoffs] 1194 00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:21,926 [laughs] 1195 00:59:21,959 --> 00:59:23,861 - Maybe. - Make it happen. 1196 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:29,099 We need to trap him for good before he builds a portal for his army. 1197 00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:32,803 - [Maldark laughing] - Max, let us know when the firewall's ready. 1198 00:59:32,837 --> 00:59:35,539 - [laughing continues] - Tulta Munille. 1199 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:36,874 [Lyle, Dante] Tulta Munille. 1200 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:38,609 Liza Minnelli. 1201 00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:39,677 Whatever. 1202 00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,912 No. We got this. 1203 00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:45,215 Just-- Just make sure to keep us in focus, all right? 1204 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,586 Okay. Careful. 1205 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:53,858 Now let's send this psycho wizard back to his game. 1206 00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:56,894 On three, we throw everything we got at him. 1207 00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:58,963 One, 1208 00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:02,466 two, three. 1209 01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:03,934 - Kilauea! - Wait! 1210 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:05,736 Wait, wait, wait. 1211 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:07,838 - What? - Back to the game. The game. 1212 01:00:07,872 --> 01:00:10,274 In the game, we can only kill him with the ultimate weapon. 1213 01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:12,643 - Max, how do we get it? - I told you, no free hints. 1214 01:00:12,677 --> 01:00:14,311 - Max! - Dude! 1215 01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:17,848 Fine! But if you tell anyone, I will sue you. 1216 01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:21,752 Every player has a weapon in the game when they first join the game-- 1217 01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:24,855 the weapon that becomes more powerful as their character does. 1218 01:00:24,889 --> 01:00:26,223 Thunder Pole. 1219 01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:28,793 - Blast-a-ton. - Skull Cracker. 1220 01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:31,662 The clan needs to forge them in the fire of a mighty sorcerer 1221 01:00:31,696 --> 01:00:33,664 to create an all-powerful weapon. 1222 01:00:33,698 --> 01:00:36,366 Once they do, they get one shot and one shot only 1223 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,902 to destroy Maldark. 1224 01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:40,938 - And if we miss? - [chuckles] Don't. 1225 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,539 Just a little side note, though. 1226 01:00:42,572 --> 01:00:44,108 If you do succeed in hitting him, 1227 01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:46,744 the concussion of the blast will most likely kill you. 1228 01:00:46,777 --> 01:00:49,579 And when I say "most likely," I mean most definitely. 1229 01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:51,281 - What? - That's how the game ends. 1230 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:53,784 You become rogue martyrs. It's poetic. 1231 01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:56,486 No, that's not poetic. That's dark and weird, okay? 1232 01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:59,189 Guys, there must be, like, another way. 1233 01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:03,961 You don't have to do that, right? 1234 01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:09,399 [Maldark continues laughing] 1235 01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:16,673 - [whispering in foreign language] - [whirring] 1236 01:01:27,818 --> 01:01:32,189 It was fun playing with you guys. 1237 01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:34,291 Yeah. 1238 01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:37,895 - NeverFail-- - [Lyle, Dante] NeverFail. 1239 01:01:37,928 --> 01:01:39,864 [yells] 1240 01:01:48,939 --> 01:01:50,775 Epic, right? 1241 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:53,043 You're welcome. 1242 01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:55,379 How do we drive this thing? 1243 01:01:55,412 --> 01:01:57,381 I don't think we do. 1244 01:01:57,414 --> 01:02:01,919 [motor starts] 1245 01:02:01,952 --> 01:02:05,455 [mechanical hum] 1246 01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:07,825 [Maldark continues laughing] 1247 01:02:07,858 --> 01:02:10,961 Yeah! 1248 01:02:10,995 --> 01:02:13,297 - [typing] - Ready, Max? 1249 01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:15,966 Just hold on a sec. Almost there. 1250 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,902 That's the stuff. 1251 01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:20,337 [laughing] 1252 01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:22,339 Subjugation 1253 01:02:22,372 --> 01:02:25,075 is at hand! 1254 01:02:25,109 --> 01:02:27,344 [laughing] 1255 01:02:27,377 --> 01:02:29,546 - Uh, anytime now, Max. - Not yet. 1256 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:32,049 - We can't wait! - It's not ready! 1257 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,383 [Wyatt] We have to fire now! 1258 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:37,087 - [grunts] - [whirring] 1259 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:42,359 [laughing] 1260 01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:49,033 **** [disco] 1261 01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:51,535 What? 1262 01:02:53,570 --> 01:02:57,507 - **** [continues] - Yeah. I like that. 1263 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:09,286 **** [speeding up] 1264 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:12,022 Really? 1265 01:03:12,056 --> 01:03:14,524 Oh, no! 1266 01:03:14,558 --> 01:03:16,760 - It's got him! - Yeah! 1267 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,362 [singsong voice] It's almost there. 1268 01:03:18,395 --> 01:03:21,198 Noooo! 1269 01:03:21,231 --> 01:03:26,837 [yelling] 1270 01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:32,609 [all yelling] 1271 01:03:35,913 --> 01:03:39,316 [beeps] 1272 01:03:40,985 --> 01:03:42,819 Guys? Come on, guys. 1273 01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:44,922 Guys, don't die. Wyatt. Wyatt! 1274 01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:48,792 Don't you die, Wyatt! Don't you die! 1275 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:51,595 Ow! 1276 01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:55,199 - Did you keep me in focus? - [chuckling] 1277 01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:56,666 [groaning] 1278 01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:59,636 You did it. You really did it. 1279 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,138 [groaning continues] 1280 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,107 You were supposed to die. 1281 01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:05,642 You can't program people, Max. 1282 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:08,913 Yet. 1283 01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:11,148 - Is he gone? - [Max] He's gone. 1284 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:14,885 And the firewall's back up. 1285 01:04:14,919 --> 01:04:18,956 Epic win. 1286 01:04:18,989 --> 01:04:23,227 [all laughing] 1287 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:25,930 Look, truth is, your son was helping me 1288 01:04:25,963 --> 01:04:27,932 with some motion capture work on my latest project. 1289 01:04:27,965 --> 01:04:30,800 I mean, in hindsight, perhaps destroying someone's car 1290 01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:33,103 without their permission-- not the brightest of ideas. 1291 01:04:33,137 --> 01:04:35,572 But once I explain everything to the vice principal 1292 01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:37,241 and show him a bunch of shiny car catalogs, 1293 01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:39,243 I'm sure he'll be a bit more understanding. 1294 01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:41,678 You have to realize your son is one of the noblest knights-- 1295 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,981 - Kids. - Kids that I have ever seen. 1296 01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:45,916 This town's lucky to have him looking after it. 1297 01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:48,518 - I mean, living here. - I always felt he just needed 1298 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:52,622 to take ownership of his skill sets and channel his impulsivity. 1299 01:04:52,656 --> 01:04:55,592 We all have our coping mechanisms. 1300 01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:59,163 Well, uh, if you promise to stay out of trouble, 1301 01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:00,830 and Mr. Ross can vouch for you, 1302 01:05:00,864 --> 01:05:02,632 you can go back to strike two. 1303 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:06,170 Right. Well, uh, I should get going 1304 01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:09,073 before the NSA triangulates my position. 1305 01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:12,509 Uh, I would hug you all, but you know where I stand on that. 1306 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:15,512 So, uh, memory card, little lady. 1307 01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:16,947 - What? - Yeah. 1308 01:05:16,981 --> 01:05:18,448 No. No, no, no. No, no. 1309 01:05:18,482 --> 01:05:20,350 I risked my life for this. 1310 01:05:20,384 --> 01:05:22,119 Okay, I got trapped in a video game. 1311 01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:26,023 That stuff gets out, and you know whose lives get ruined, right? 1312 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:27,557 [Wyatt, Lyle] It's rhetorical. 1313 01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:30,660 Thank you, guys. 1314 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:32,696 Is the Quiz Bowl team still available? 1315 01:05:32,729 --> 01:05:35,399 Yeah. If they let me back on. 1316 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:40,570 Mm... 1317 01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:42,206 **** [rap] 1318 01:05:42,239 --> 01:05:43,573 ** I hear the what * 1319 01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:44,774 ** Talkin' like a rap star 1320 01:05:44,808 --> 01:05:46,110 ** Drivin' in a fast car 1321 01:05:46,143 --> 01:05:47,577 Look at that. 1322 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,179 - Oh, my... - What? 1323 01:05:49,213 --> 01:05:50,480 ** Take a little heat * 1324 01:05:50,514 --> 01:05:54,618 [Woman chuckling] 1325 01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:56,686 Think we'll ever play the game again? 1326 01:05:56,720 --> 01:06:00,457 You know, after living it? 1327 01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:02,392 - Absolutely. - I'm in. 1328 01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:05,495 Well, Tulta Munille, boys. 1329 01:06:05,529 --> 01:06:07,031 Tulta Munille. 1330 01:06:07,064 --> 01:06:08,332 Wow. [chuckles] 1331 01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:12,769 So, uh, uh, text me about something sometime. 1332 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,038 O-Okay. 1333 01:06:14,071 --> 01:06:15,839 - Oooh! - Oooh! 1334 01:06:15,872 --> 01:06:18,075 What is going on over there? 1335 01:06:18,108 --> 01:06:21,578 So you guys wanna go grab a bite at Deckard's? 1336 01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:24,348 You mean, like, all of us together? 1337 01:06:24,381 --> 01:06:25,949 Might ruin your rep. 1338 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,385 My rep's already ruined, guys. 1339 01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:30,254 Welcome to my life. 1340 01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:33,090 - Come on. - Shotgun! 1341 01:06:33,123 --> 01:06:36,060 Things have returned to normal here in Daventry Hills 1342 01:06:36,093 --> 01:06:38,928 as the strange disturbances of the past few weeks 1343 01:06:38,962 --> 01:06:41,565 have subsided almost as quickly 1344 01:06:41,598 --> 01:06:43,767 and mysteriously as they arrived. 1345 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,003 Local authorities continue to deny any correlation 1346 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:49,706 between the recent blackout and the odd events. 1347 01:06:49,739 --> 01:06:51,608 The cause of the unexplained phenomena 1348 01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:54,311 that wracked this town remains just that-- unexplained. 1349 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:56,780 Reporting from a peaceful Main Street, 1350 01:06:56,813 --> 01:06:58,482 I'm Tex Thatcher. 1351 01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:01,751 [sinister laughter] 1352 01:07:01,785 --> 01:07:06,990 [sinister laughter continues] 1353 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:13,363 Closed-Captioned By J.R. 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