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Itchy.
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Towel.
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Love you.
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Fuck.
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Corner!
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Fak, it's a facelift,
it's not a gut.
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Bear, it is a facelift and a gut.
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He is not wrong, Jeffrey.
- Hey.
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How's my budget looking?
- Great.
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Not good.
- Shitty.
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Alright. Fuck this. Watch.
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The Bear, alright?
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We have equipment that works.
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That's a great start, everybody. Zero.
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Then we have a deep clean...
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Very.
- Very deep...
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...clean and drywall insulation.
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Tables, chairs...
- The fridge is still fucked and the gas line...
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The fryer is fucked.
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The fryer is fucked.
That's 5K right there.
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No, that's ten for a used piece-of-shit fryer.
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And then another ten for the correct fryer.
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And the oven is scary,
that's another ten.
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Okay, good.
Alright, so we got 20.
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Thirty. Thirty. The oven.
- Thirty? Fuck me.
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Then we got the windows,
the demo, the brick.
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That's 50K plus 20K,
that is 70K.
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Plus 30, that's 80K.
- That's not bad. Really?
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Fuck me. Cousin!
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Plus the permits,
the inspections, and the licenses.
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Yes. Right. Okay!
- And those people aren't nice.
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10K, 10K, plus 70K.
- Smart thinking, Neil.
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So we're at 80.
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Eighty.
- Ninety.
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Ninety. Ninety.
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I was gonna say 90, okay.
- Fridge is fucked.
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Also AC.
- HVAC?
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So we are at 85.
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Hmm.
- Ha, ha, no, just kidding.
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Ninety-five, 95K.
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Just out of morbid curiosity,
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how accurate do we think
these numbers are?
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I think I am pretty much right
on a couple of 'em.
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Fantastic.
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And you have to pay us, Jeffrey.
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She's right about that, Jefferson.
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I know. I'm aware.
And I've already...
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I've set that aside, okay?
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Also, I still don't see the drywall on there.
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Yes, right, no.
Richie's brother-in-law,
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he's gonna do the drywall, actually.
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Cousin! Where the fuck is he?
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It's so weird when he doesn't answer me.
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He's downstairs.
- He's still downstairs?
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Still, yeah.
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Alright, I'll be back.
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We need more money.
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We need a project manager.
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Okay. You're hired.
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Yeah, right.
- Yeah. Right.
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Syd.
- Nat.
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Not good.
- No. Bad. Bad.
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Fuck.
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Yo. Cousin, can you call Sal?
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I need a drywall estimate.
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Thirteen.
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Thirteen what? For what?
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That'll be his drywall estimate.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Yo, you ever think about purpose?
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I love you, but I do not
have time for this, alright?
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I have time for this.
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Purpose.
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What's my purpose, homie?
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Your shirt says 'Original Berf.'
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It's a printing mistake.
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Collector's item.
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Yo, um, I'm trying
really hard to be on board...
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...with all this new shit, cousin.
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I'm, uh, I'm reading a lot.
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I'm trying to learn about
who am I to my history.
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So in one of these books,
there's this dude who's got...
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...like, no skills,
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no personality, nothin'.
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All he does is watches trains.
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Watches trains do what?
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Watches 'em be trains.
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And he's got this...
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...group of friends that he's had
since he's a little kid,
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you know,
and they're all the shit,
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and they're outgrowing him, like,
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one's like a sick athlete,
one's a genius.
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This other one's nasty on the keys.
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Then, this other one,
she's got, like,
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charisma like a motherfucker.
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And one day, out of the blue,
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boom.
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They drop his ass.
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They just...
cut that motherfucker off.
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Why do they do that?
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'Cause he's got no purpose.
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Okay, so, wh-what does he do?
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I don't know.
I haven't read that far.
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But I do know that I'm...
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...forty-five.
I've been here a long time.
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You feel me?
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I mean, you know what the fuck
you're doing, you know.
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You love all this shit.
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It's fun for you.
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I don't have that.
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I'm afraid one day,
I'm gonna wake up...
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...and you guys are all just gonna cut...
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...just drop this ass.
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Richie, I'm not gonna drop this ass.
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This shit's not fun for me.
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Yeah, but you love it.
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That doesn't make it fun.
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If this shit is not fun for you, cousin,
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what the fuck is fun for you?
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I don't know. I have to
get back to you on that.
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All these pots are toast, mama.
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We're gonna have to get
the good-good for the new Jeff.
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New Jeff?
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If Carmy is the executive chef...
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...and you're the CDC,
you're the new Carmy.
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We need a new Sydney.
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Um, okay,
well, good-good is expensive.
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So let's just see what we can salvage here.
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Sydney, look at this shit.
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Half of these pots are burnt on one side.
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Well, you know, it's always
about the craftsperson, not the tools.
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Yeah, okay, these are, um,
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just really cheap, shitty
restaurant supply bullshit.
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Maybe we can
Bar Keepers Friend some of them.
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Hmm, science, baby.
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Well, do you want a little more science?
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Always.
I love learning this shit.
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Okay, well, on the good-good,
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there's, like, all these
stacked layers of steel,
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and in between them is an aluminum core.
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You're an aluminum core.
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Oh, hi, baby.
- What's up, T?
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How you doing?
- Aw.
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Just, like, lurking,
waiting till I, like, said that or...
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No, no, I just walked in,
perfect timing.
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Yeah, okay.
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How is she?
- All good.
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Um, nurse just had an emergency.
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She'll be back tomorrow,
and Chester's got her.
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If you need anything...
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm gonna find you a new home.
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That's gonna be my home.
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Your home's my home.
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Oh, don't worry about me.
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I got it, you know.
Just heavy as shit.
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Shit, uh... Well, never mind.
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That was much easier.
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Corner.
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Corner.
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Yeah.
- Yeah.
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You...
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Fudge.
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Yo. Nat, what was that
great idea we had the other day?
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The one I said to write down?
- Yeah.
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I don't suppose you wrote it down?
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No. I'm starving. You want?
- No, that's yours.
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I thought I wanted it,
but then I wanted to throw up.
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In other news,
I reviewed your numbers.
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Mm-hmm. And?
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Aside from being vaguely
kinda a little bit sorta close,
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you're missing an IRS stipulation.
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Which IRS stipulation?
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The one that says businesses...
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...have to have all previous
debts be current...
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Yeah, but we're on a payment plan.
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And complete before any new
business license is granted.
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That can't possibly be true.
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Here.
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Alright. So that's, that's definitely true.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, great,
I can figure that out.
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Um, thank you.
Thank you for, uh, for helping today...
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...but you have to get the fuck outta here.
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You gotta save yourself.
- Um...
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Sydney asked me to be project manager.
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Really? That's interesting.
What did you say?
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That it was interesting
and that I'd think about.
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We need a project manager?
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Yes. Yes, we do. Very much so.
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Yes. Hello. Good morning.
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I'm not making
the same mistakes I made last time.
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Yeah, but then, you know,
who's gonna approve...
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...all these insane interest rates?
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Oh, that's nice.
Carm, go fuck yourself?
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What's going on?
- Oh, you're not gonna like it.
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Awesome.
- So gas is off...
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...until hoods and overheads
pass the new fire suppression test.
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Okay. Is that a Fak? Sounds like a Fak.
- No, it is not a Fak.
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It is not a Fak.
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It's a specialist. Aw.
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Shit.
- Yeah, shit.
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But some good news.
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Everybody is food certified except for Ebra,
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who just needs to be renewed.
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And Richie, who actually
has never done it because...
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Richie.
- Yes.
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Also, I filed with the BACP...
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...for our City of Chicago Consultant.
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Right.
- We need them to approve...
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...all of our new business paperwork,
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and then they'll send a rep
and that rep will sign off...
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...on another rep
who will come and look at stuff...
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...and then sign off on a, on a different rep.
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How many reps is that?
- Many.
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A lot. A lot of reps. Yeah.
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But it's-it's gonna be okay,
you know.
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All we have to do is just stay calm...
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...and make sure...
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Fuck.
- Sydney.
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Fuck.
- What was that?
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Uh, fell through a wall.
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Good morning.
- Damn, you got strong.
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What kind of
insurance coverage do we have...
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...for people falling
through the fuckin' wall?
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The really good kind
where you pray they don't.
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Yo! Syd, you just fu...
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Why'd you tear Fenway?
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Why did I tear Fenway?
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That's been there for five years.
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You think I intentionally fell through a wall?
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'A,' fuck the Red Sox,
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and 'B,'
what has it been hiding for five years?
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'A,' that's...
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Three, four, five.
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'A,' that's Mikey's favorite squad,
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so please show some respect, okay?
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And 'B,' that's the result
of some failed Jewish Lightning.
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Yo.
- What?
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What? That's what it's called.
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No, we're not doing that.
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I'd like to add it to the list, please.
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Look, I haven't said.
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G or R in over a week.
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No, cousin, explain.
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In an effort of personal growth.
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I promise not to say gay or retarded...
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No, cousin, the hole. Explain.
- You just-just said it.
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Jewish Lightning
is when you burn down a place.
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Yeah, the explanation makes it seem worse.
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Look, there was a time when
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Mikey was maybe on some shit
and he thought...
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...that if this place were
to accidentally... burn down,
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that maybe there'd be
some insurance money.
255
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I got it, thank you.
256
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,235
I just wanna say that I think...
257
00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:49,571
...the explanation of Jewish Lightning...
258
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:52,317
...does cement it as something
that we shouldn't say.
259
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:53,470
You're correct.
260
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,389
Alright, this is salvageable.
261
00:14:55,489 --> 00:14:57,512
Um, Natalie, do you know
where the tape is?
262
00:14:57,612 --> 00:14:59,482
The tape is packed.
It's up front.
263
00:14:59,582 --> 00:15:01,582
Okay?
- Jeff.
264
00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:04,057
You fell through the wall?
- Corner.
265
00:15:04,157 --> 00:15:06,157
Yes. Yes.
- You okay?
266
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,205
Okay. What was I saying?
267
00:15:11,305 --> 00:15:13,242
Gotta stay calm and take it step by step.
268
00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:14,310
No, I know. We will.
269
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:16,315
Not the first hole in a wall
I've fallen through.
270
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,252
No, no, that's what you were saying.
- It is.
271
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,352
Huh? Really?
272
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,541
Okay.
273
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,503
Paint in the crawlspace.
274
00:15:26,603 --> 00:15:28,239
That was the great idea?
275
00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:29,542
Yo, cousin, you do me a favor...
276
00:15:29,642 --> 00:15:31,378
...and get the paint from the crawlspace?
277
00:15:31,478 --> 00:15:33,282
I'm on the operating
table right now, cousin.
278
00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:35,120
Purpose, Chef.
279
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:36,222
Good point, Chef.
280
00:15:36,322 --> 00:15:38,322
Thank you.
281
00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:43,352
So there's a hole in the wall.
282
00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:45,452
Yeah, I heard.
283
00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,412
Do me a favor.
Just keep thinking about it.
284
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:51,002
I'll definitely keep thinking about that hole.
285
00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:53,737
No. No, the project management.
286
00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:56,530
Oh.
287
00:15:56,630 --> 00:16:00,136
Um, timing on my side is not great.
288
00:16:00,236 --> 00:16:02,236
Never is.
289
00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,398
There's not enough money.
290
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,498
Never is.
291
00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:11,572
Where do you get more?
292
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:18,519
Is that in my head?
293
00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:21,161
Ow.
294
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:23,261
No.
295
00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:27,458
Okay.
296
00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:30,497
So, um, this is coming...
297
00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:34,932
...from a place of wanting
to start fresh and clean.
298
00:16:35,323 --> 00:16:37,828
I love this place.
I love this city.
299
00:16:37,928 --> 00:16:40,484
I wanna start our first business here.
300
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,805
I want it to be a real business,
301
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:46,362
an honest business
with-with-with honest partners.
302
00:16:46,462 --> 00:16:49,368
We wanna do high-level dining...
303
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:52,475
...and hospitality and-and-and beverages.
304
00:16:52,575 --> 00:16:54,712
And we can and we will because we know...
305
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:57,317
...that any good restaurant starts...
306
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,591
...with dedication to service
and taking care of the customer.
307
00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:05,233
We drafted a quick term sheet
that specifically lays out...
308
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,270
...not only our business prospectus,
309
00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:10,611
but an execution guide
as well as a return portfolio.
310
00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:12,591
Hey, Richard, will you turn
that fucking thing off, please?
311
00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:13,517
I'm trying.
312
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:14,561
What the fuck we doin' here?
313
00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:16,439
What's going on? What are you...
314
00:17:16,539 --> 00:17:18,326
What are you doing?
315
00:17:18,426 --> 00:17:19,471
Mikey was telling you the truth.
316
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:20,535
About the-the petting zoo?
317
00:17:20,635 --> 00:17:21,533
What? No, no, no, no.
318
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:22,468
Mini golf?
- No.
319
00:17:22,568 --> 00:17:24,438
About franchising.
320
00:17:24,538 --> 00:17:26,342
He wanted to franchise this place.
321
00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:27,587
He wanted to open a restaurant with me.
322
00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:28,647
How the fuck do you know?
323
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,042
'Cause we found your money.
324
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:44,428
Motherfucker didn't put it in a bank, did he?
325
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,382
No, he-he definitely didn't put it in a bank.
326
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,736
Oh, God. Thank Christ.
327
00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:50,557
What is KBL?
328
00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:56,235
Kalinowski, me,
Berzatto, you, Layne, Lee.
329
00:17:56,335 --> 00:17:57,538
Lee? Who's Lee?
330
00:17:57,638 --> 00:17:59,441
Uncle Lee Layne.
331
00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,579
Oof. That's not our uncle.
332
00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:03,349
Yeah, well,
Richie's not your cousin.
333
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:04,519
Heard and resented.
334
00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:06,422
Hey, Richie, could you please turn that...
335
00:18:06,522 --> 00:18:08,225
...goddamn motherfuckin' thing off?
336
00:18:08,325 --> 00:18:09,595
It's making me insane!
337
00:18:09,695 --> 00:18:10,497
How's it not makin' you insane?
338
00:18:10,597 --> 00:18:12,635
I don't mind it.
- Lucky you.
339
00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:14,672
I'm on it, Uncle J.
How the fuck did I know...
340
00:18:14,772 --> 00:18:17,662
...that the crawlspace
had a goddamn alarm on it?
341
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,816
Mikey's fuckin' Kevin McCalliper...
342
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,820
McCallister.
- McCallister.
343
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,557
Yes. Hello.
344
00:18:23,657 --> 00:18:27,263
Uh, the password
is 'gofastboatsmojito,' all one word.
345
00:18:27,363 --> 00:18:30,269
Yeah. Go fast boats
and then mojito. All one word.
346
00:18:30,369 --> 00:18:32,340
Okay, so just to be clear,
347
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,095
'cause, you know,
I can't fuckin' hear correctly.
348
00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:37,317
Not only are you not giving me back...
349
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,689
...the original $300,000 you owe me,
350
00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:43,830
but you are also asking me
for an additional $500,000?
351
00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:46,650
Yes, that sounds correct.
- Okay.
352
00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:48,807
And so how many times
you've done this, Carm?
353
00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:50,443
None times.
354
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:51,755
And what's your track record, Syd?
355
00:18:51,855 --> 00:18:54,317
Not great.
- Cool. I'm in.
356
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:57,558
Okay, you are first out
with a bonkers interest rate...
357
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,263
...because, well,
we have no choice.
358
00:19:00,363 --> 00:19:03,369
And you'd also be entitled to a partnership.
359
00:19:03,469 --> 00:19:04,772
Partnership of what, my love?
360
00:19:04,872 --> 00:19:07,878
Hey, you throw a rock,
you hit five great restaurants.
361
00:19:07,978 --> 00:19:09,732
We're going to be better.
362
00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:13,487
Um, this is going to be a destination spot.
363
00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:15,393
This is going to be an excellent restaurant.
364
00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:16,772
And I know that because
we're going to get a star.
365
00:19:16,872 --> 00:19:17,731
Syd.
- Carm.
366
00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:20,336
Fuck stars.
- Okay, well, you can say that...
367
00:19:20,436 --> 00:19:21,304
...because you already got one.
368
00:19:21,404 --> 00:19:22,851
No, no, no, I never got one.
I retained it.
369
00:19:22,951 --> 00:19:24,746
That's basically a cousin of getting one.
370
00:19:24,846 --> 00:19:26,658
Okay, kids.
- It's not getting one, it's retaining one.
371
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:28,285
Somebody else got it,
I retained it.
372
00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:30,323
Guys.
- You kinda got one, though.
373
00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:31,835
What do you mean?
- They're being funny.
374
00:19:31,935 --> 00:19:33,329
Let's get a star.
375
00:19:33,429 --> 00:19:34,532
Oh, thank fucking God.
376
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,536
Thank fuck.
- Yeah, bitch.
377
00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:39,876
Okay, so you get a star.
Now what?
378
00:19:39,976 --> 00:19:42,186
We're dialed.
- My trapped.
379
00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:45,454
My friends,
can I tell you a story...
380
00:19:45,554 --> 00:19:46,890
...about complete and utter failure?
381
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,593
Look, we don't pay you back...
382
00:19:48,693 --> 00:19:51,365
...by the end of 18 months,
and it is yours.
383
00:19:51,465 --> 00:19:52,668
What's mine?
- All of it.
384
00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:53,937
The building and the lot.
385
00:19:54,037 --> 00:19:55,474
Well, Carm.
- Yeah, Carm.
386
00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:57,574
What do you think?
387
00:19:58,462 --> 00:19:59,591
I don't know what the fuck I'm thinkin'.
388
00:19:59,691 --> 00:20:01,528
Tell me more.
- You can get five million for this lot.
389
00:20:01,628 --> 00:20:02,488
Two maybe.
390
00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:03,757
Your math is...
- Fucked.
391
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:05,426
Yeah. Not good.
- Okay.
392
00:20:05,526 --> 00:20:07,498
Look, we don't pay you the money...
393
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:09,769
...by the end of 18 months,
worst-case scenario,
394
00:20:09,869 --> 00:20:12,373
you helped out your nephew,
he blew it.
395
00:20:12,473 --> 00:20:14,812
You're out 800 grand,
and you can make two million.
396
00:20:14,912 --> 00:20:17,734
And then we are done forever.
397
00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:21,860
Jimmy, I wasn't gonna
tell you about the money,
398
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,830
but we need more, okay?
399
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:27,670
And we need a partner,
and that is the truth.
400
00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:31,525
What do you say?
401
00:20:44,555 --> 00:20:47,190
How long'd it take you to open?
402
00:20:47,661 --> 00:20:49,230
That is a great question.
403
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,101
Well, you know...
404
00:20:51,201 --> 00:20:54,431
...great partners ask great questions.
405
00:20:56,812 --> 00:20:58,649
Okay.
406
00:20:58,749 --> 00:21:02,608
Alright, Fak, Gary
on construction and demo.
407
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:03,953
Syd, we're on menu?
- Yes, Chef.
408
00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:05,848
With Jimmy's injection, it's gonna take...
409
00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:07,718
...at least eight months to get into profit,
410
00:21:07,818 --> 00:21:10,858
which, to put it generously,
is tight,
411
00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,828
given it's gonna take six months to open.
412
00:21:12,928 --> 00:21:14,499
Six months?
- Six months?
413
00:21:14,599 --> 00:21:15,834
Yeah, at least.
414
00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:16,836
And that's being...
415
00:21:16,936 --> 00:21:17,909
What, confident?
- Cocky.
416
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:20,911
Crazy. You guys. Crazy.
417
00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:23,617
Dude, um, we have 18 months
to pay back that loan.
418
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,754
Uh, is there anything we can do?
I mean...
419
00:21:25,854 --> 00:21:28,593
Dude, you are the one that said 18 months.
420
00:21:28,693 --> 00:21:30,531
That's a CP.
- What's a CP?
421
00:21:30,631 --> 00:21:31,675
Carmy Problem.
- A Carmy Problem.
422
00:21:31,775 --> 00:21:33,637
Great.
- Six months is gonna kill us.
423
00:21:33,737 --> 00:21:35,874
Yeah. No, we're gonna have
to be rockin' from the jump.
424
00:21:35,974 --> 00:21:37,052
Just fuckin' packed right out.
425
00:21:37,152 --> 00:21:38,880
And you want a, uh, star.
426
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:40,617
I think it'd be nice. Yeah.
427
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:41,886
Godspeed.
- Thank you.
428
00:21:41,986 --> 00:21:43,723
Start looking into crew?
- Yeah.
429
00:21:43,823 --> 00:21:44,859
Natalie, do you work here?
430
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,428
I'm still thinking.
431
00:21:46,528 --> 00:21:47,874
I have one person still thinking, Chef.
432
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,836
Tremendous.
- Thank you.
433
00:21:49,936 --> 00:21:51,438
Alright, okay,
we're gonna have to...
434
00:21:51,538 --> 00:21:52,975
...find people that want to learn,
435
00:21:53,075 --> 00:21:54,812
which is gonna be impossible.
436
00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:56,482
But, you know,
it's even more difficult...
437
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:57,994
...to teach people how to give a shit, so.
438
00:21:58,094 --> 00:21:59,622
Good night. Jeffs.
439
00:21:59,722 --> 00:22:00,757
Bye, T.
- Good night.
440
00:22:00,857 --> 00:22:03,496
Okay. Oh, and Sydney.
441
00:22:03,596 --> 00:22:05,567
I got a bunch of those stains out.
442
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:07,003
That Bar Keepers works.
443
00:22:07,103 --> 00:22:08,807
Science, baby.
444
00:22:08,907 --> 00:22:11,779
Yeah, okay, I'll see you all
bright and early tomorrow.
445
00:22:11,879 --> 00:22:12,815
Yep. Night, Chef.
446
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,915
Bye.
- Night.
447
00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:18,639
Tina.
448
00:22:20,847 --> 00:22:22,468
Tina? Tina, hey.
449
00:22:22,568 --> 00:22:23,703
Sorry, uh...
- What's up?
450
00:22:23,803 --> 00:22:24,938
I wanted to...
451
00:22:25,038 --> 00:22:27,478
I wanted to ask you something,
and-and you can totally say no.
452
00:22:27,578 --> 00:22:29,882
It might be completely insane.
- I could stay later.
453
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,062
It's just there wasn't that much left to do.
- No, no, go home, obviously.
454
00:22:32,162 --> 00:22:35,527
Go home. It's-it's more...
I wanted to ask you...
455
00:22:35,627 --> 00:22:38,098
Uh, yeah.
If you... obviously feel free to say no,
456
00:22:38,198 --> 00:22:39,802
this is probably insane.
457
00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:42,073
And it would just require a lot of training.
458
00:22:42,173 --> 00:22:44,512
And, I mean,
like a lot of training,
459
00:22:44,612 --> 00:22:46,883
like, more than you've
probably ever done before.
460
00:22:46,983 --> 00:22:47,961
And you also know this place.
461
00:22:48,061 --> 00:22:49,063
I mean,
it's a fucking hell hole.
462
00:22:49,163 --> 00:22:50,958
And why would you wanna be here?
463
00:22:51,058 --> 00:22:53,062
But, um, yeah,
it was just about earlier.
464
00:22:53,162 --> 00:22:54,832
If you, you know,
you were talking about...
465
00:22:54,932 --> 00:22:55,834
...the new sous and I guess...
466
00:22:55,934 --> 00:22:57,103
Oh, yeah, I can ask around.
467
00:22:57,203 --> 00:22:58,582
I just don't know anybody off the top...
468
00:22:58,682 --> 00:22:59,542
No, no, no.
469
00:22:59,642 --> 00:23:00,944
T... Tina, I'm asking you...
470
00:23:01,044 --> 00:23:03,583
...if you would, um, be interested...
471
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:07,006
...in learning how to be my sous.
472
00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:11,599
Yeah, if you... I guess...
473
00:23:11,699 --> 00:23:15,864
I don't know.
If you wanna be my Jeff or whatever.
474
00:23:26,779 --> 00:23:28,098
Oh, fuck. Oh, Christ.
475
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,904
You're very strong.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
476
00:23:31,004 --> 00:23:32,040
You're very, very strong.
477
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:34,140
I am.
- That's cool.
478
00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:35,914
Great. Okay.
- Okay.
479
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:37,584
Um, yeah, go home, though.
480
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:38,284
Okay.
- Yeah.
481
00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:39,989
But I'll talk to you tomorrow.
482
00:23:40,089 --> 00:23:41,158
Tomorrow?
- Yeah.
483
00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,062
Yes, Jeff.
- Okay. Night.
484
00:23:43,162 --> 00:23:45,162
Okay.
485
00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:01,645
She all good?
486
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:04,020
Well, I'm almost outta here.
487
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,120
I appreciate you, dude.
488
00:24:06,826 --> 00:24:09,376
DVR it. She'll watch it later.
489
00:24:10,065 --> 00:24:12,065
Alright.
490
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:17,831
Quiet.
491
00:24:17,931 --> 00:24:21,038
Don't think I've ever heard it
be quiet in here.
492
00:24:21,138 --> 00:24:23,138
Definitely not.
493
00:24:25,663 --> 00:24:27,663
Good evening, Chef.
494
00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:29,701
Good night, Chef.
495
00:24:56,124 --> 00:24:58,124
Night, guys.
- Night.
496
00:24:58,495 --> 00:25:00,684
Thanks for today, Bear.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
497
00:25:00,784 --> 00:25:02,521
Ah, we'll see you tomorrow?
- Uh, we'll see.
498
00:25:02,621 --> 00:25:05,596
Okay. Well,
I'm choosing to believe.
499
00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,533
Really gonna leave early?
500
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:12,858
I mean, there's only so much
we can do without permits.
501
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,928
It feels weird, though, right?
502
00:25:15,028 --> 00:25:17,028
Very. Yes.
503
00:25:17,901 --> 00:25:19,638
It's too chill?
504
00:25:19,738 --> 00:25:23,138
Well, I don't know.
We can go home early.
505
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,650
Right.
506
00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:30,977
Um...
- What are you, uh...
507
00:25:31,077 --> 00:25:33,933
Oh, uh, I don't know.
508
00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:37,260
Um, what are you gonna...
509
00:25:42,784 --> 00:25:44,784
No idea.
510
00:25:46,057 --> 00:25:47,945
Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
511
00:25:48,045 --> 00:25:49,047
Yep.
- Cool.
512
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:51,147
Okay, night.
- Night.
513
00:27:32,303 --> 00:27:34,303
Yo!
514
00:27:35,242 --> 00:27:36,963
Six months is too long.
515
00:27:37,063 --> 00:27:39,083
We need to open this shit ASAP.
516
00:27:39,183 --> 00:27:41,183
Heard.
517
00:28:01,194 --> 00:28:03,234
Is this a terrible idea?
518
00:28:08,274 --> 00:28:10,864
Cool. Good. Okay. Yeah.
519
00:28:10,964 --> 00:28:12,964
Just making sure.
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