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["DIGGIN' THIS RIGHT HERE" PLAYING]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, crap.
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- [RINGING STOPS]
- [GROANS]
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[SIGHS]
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Shit.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- Oh, God.
- CHAIM: Hey, thinking about tonight.
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Why don't we just stay in?
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Hang out and talk about life, you know?
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Sounds refreshing, but I have
my sister's engagement thing tonight.
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CHAIM: Oh, hell yeah, I'm in!
I'll be there.
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Oh, no. No,
it's... it's family stuff,
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so you could totally be out
if you wanted to.
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Okay, listen, Nicole,
uh, I actually think that we need to talk.
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Okay, aren't we currently talking
right now? I don't...
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You are completely shut off.
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[GASPS]
I'm not.
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I am not shut off.
I don't know.
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I feel like you're incapable
of loving anyone.
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Chaim, can we just, like...
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That's not even my name.
It's Chaim.
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Okay, Chaim.
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- CHAIM: Chaim!
- Chaim.
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CHAIM: Chaim!
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NICOLE: I'm saying that.
Look, I'm sorry.
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DRIVE-THRU ATTENDANT: Pull up to the next window.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hey, sweetie.
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- Latte with oat?
- Yeah.
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Is that a girl?
Oh, my...
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- No. I'm not... It's...
- Did she spend the night?
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- I'm at a drive-thru. Goodbye, goodbye.
- Is she cute?
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- Um, here you go.
- Oh, thank you.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- [GROANS]
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Just a quick sanitize.
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RADIO HOST: This is KCLW,
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and you're listening to
We Chill Radio Station in Seattle.
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Next up, we have a track
that will ease your mind
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and kick-start your morning
with some meditative...
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There was that one time where I was
telling you about a dream that I had.
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Oh. My lip balm.
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CHAIM: You don't even talk to me
about your dreams.
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RADIO HOST: And it's another pleasant day.
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- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- Fuck! What the fuck?
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- CHAIM: ...and to share an emotional...
- Got it.
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- [HORN HONKING]
- Thank you.
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RADIO HOST: 60,000 fans will be there
to cheer them on.
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[GUIDE ON RECORDING] Welcome to
your guided meditation experience.
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Before we begin, remind yourself
that this is a time...
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- [SIGHS] Okay, I can do it.
- ...for you and you alone.
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I'm just gonna walk into the office
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and not be weird.
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- GUIDE: Relax your neck and shoulders.
- They're just people that I actually know.
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GUIDE: Deepen your breath in through the nose...
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- Okay.
- ...and out through the mouth.
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- [HORN HONKS]
- [GASPS]
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I hate people.
I hate people.
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- [HORN HONKING]
- Yeah. God.
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- [HORN HONKS]
- Yeah, okay!
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GUIDE: And travel your consciousness down...
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[INHALES]
Okay.
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- [RINGTONE BLARES]
- God...
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SID: Bro, this is getting ridiculous.
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MAX: I was planning on coming in.
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It's just, my uncle's in the hospital
with, um, a thing.
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- And, um...
- SID: You're such a liar, Max.
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Someone already saw you outside.
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And I'm looking at you
from my window right now...
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circling the parking lot
looking like a freak.
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Look like a student driver, bro.
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I...
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Look, I know things are rough,
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- man, but...
- You don't... [SIGHS]
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Are you okay?
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I can't explain it, okay?
I just... I... I don't know.
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I mean, my... my...
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my heart's beating really fast,
and I'm... I'm sweating,
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and I just, um... It's just...
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You are really taking advantage
of my post-COVID,
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very liberal work-from-home policy.
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- This is a real condition, Sid. Okay?
- I know, social anxiety is real.
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I feel for you, dawg.
I seen the commercials.
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You gotta snap that shit quick,
'cause I can't protect you anymore.
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You're gonna get canned.
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I can't do it.
I can't do it.
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I'm going to talk to my fucking therapist.
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MAX: I blew off the office.
Again.
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I did go get coffee,
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but, um, it was the...
it was the drive-thru.
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- Sorry.
- No need to apologize, Max.
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Yeah. No, no, I know. I just... You know,
I just feel like a helpless idiot.
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Well, I don't listen to helpless idiots.
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Uh...
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you're my therapist, so...
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It's called mirroring.
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- It's a therapy technique.
- Oh.
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Shows you how you talk about yourself.
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Oh, wow, that's... that's cool. Um...
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And that... that's supposed to help?
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Rarely.
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Perhaps now it's time to introduce
something a little different.
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Oh, yeah?
Something else?
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Pet therapy.
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- [SIGHS]
- Now listen,
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if you can talk to a dog
and make an emotional connection,
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it can help you learn
how to connect with people.
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- Um...
- Dogs teach acceptance.
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It's just, you know, a dog is a serious
invasion of my, um, of my space.
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Max, we need to take some bold steps here.
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- I'm... I'm not sure I'm capable...
- Do you have a problem with dogs, Max?
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Well, I just...
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I don't have a problem with a dog.
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"I don't have a problem with a dog."
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- What?
- "What?"
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. I just...
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That was mirroring.
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Mirroring.
Mm-hmm.
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- Um...
- Go out, Max.
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Go out and make a canine connection.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Hey.
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- Whatever-his-name broke up with me.
- Oh, no. Really?
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Yeah. He said I was closed off,
but, like, I let him in.
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Like, in.
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You know there are
other kinds of intimacy, right?
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All the way in.
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I'm just worried
Bumble's gonna raise its price on ya.
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Listen, I just have a lot
going on right now with work
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and just, like, life in general.
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And I know that I have my needs,
but I don't need a guy for that.
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Serious question.
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Do I put my real height in my profile
or my height in heels?
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- Uh, not needed. Tonight we're going out.
- NICOLE: Oh, thank God.
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- [MUTTERING]
- I think this will look good here.
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These are pretty good.
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- Oh, thanks. Here.
- Mm.
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Listen.
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Hunter Fosterini is putting
his Bellevue estate on the market.
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Wait, CEO of Crypt-Yo?
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- He's hired me to stage it.
- Really?
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But with the twins coming,
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I'm finally promoting you to do it solo.
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Oh, my God.
Stacey, are you serious? That...
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- Wow, I...
- It's make-or-break.
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Yeah. No, I know that.
[CHUCKLES]
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As one strong woman to you,
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don't mess it up.
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I... I won't.
I will not.
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I will... I won't let you down.
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Just make him feel good about himself.
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Blur the line between stager
and potential sexual partner.
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That's how you'll succeed.
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Oh. Hi.
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Wait, are you somebody's?
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Oh, no, no, no.
No, no.
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No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
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Sorry, buddy. I've just got to go find
an outfit for my sister to criticize.
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But good luck, okay?
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EMPLOYEE: Thank you so much
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- for coming down and checking us out.
- MAX: Yeah.
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You know, these dogs
do deserve a loving home.
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[DOGS BARKING]
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And I got the perfect fucking guy for you.
Real beauty.
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Just needs some belly rubs
and tolerance training.
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- [DOG BARKING]
- Oh, my...
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Oh, don't worry, he'll get bigger.
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MAX: That's a therapy dog?
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Oh, yeah.
He's perfect for you.
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You're not gonna have
any problems with this guy.
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He'll destroy anyone that messes with you.
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- Um, I...
- [BARKING CONTINUES]
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I mean, I've seen him go ballistic.
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Anyone look him directly in the eye,
they're fucked!
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- I don't think this is a good idea.
- [BARKING CONTINUES]
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- What?
- I'm sorry, I just... I don't need a...
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Oh, don't worry about it. No problem.
We've got some other dogs.
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Hmm. Ah.
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What about this cute little one right here, huh?
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[CHUCKLES]
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MAX: What's her name?
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EMPLOYEE: Well, it's up to you, my dude.
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Just bring her back in a week
to get spayed.
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She might be perfect for you.
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Yeah, maybe she is.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SIGHS]
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Sorry, I'm just...
I'm just a little nervous. Uh...
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[SIGHS]
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Well, hey, if you wanna change anything,
that's fine. You know?
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Just run it by me first, if that's cool.
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So what do I call you?
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King Charles?
Or Queen Charles?
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What do you think about, uh, Chloe?
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I think I'm gonna call you Chloe,
if that's okay.
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Great.
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Do you want to do a tour?
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Um, I work in IT.
This is my work-from-home station.
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Popped for Xfinity,
so my Internet's crazy fast,
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like, over a gig.
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Trust me, that's really fast.
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I mean, I... I could talk about
this shelf all day.
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We got an unopened '80s original
right here.
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And this whole collection
is just next-level.
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Oh, and...
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So Brando smoked this
for one take in The Godfather.
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I mean, supposedly.
It didn't make the final cut of the film.
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But he did smoke a cigar in the poster,
so it's still kind of dope. [EXHALES]
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This is my keyboard.
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- [KEYBOARD PLAYING]
- [LAUGHS]
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That's not bad.
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And, you know,
it can be yours, if you want.
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I'm... I'm really tired of making music
just for myself, so...
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Well... [SIGHS] ...that's it.
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That's me.
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It's impressive, right?
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Oh, thank you.
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That's fine, I guess.
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Wow.
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[SIGHS]
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[EXHALES]
Okay.
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Mom?
Hello?
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[SIGHS]
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- [CAT HISSES]
- [GASPS]
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- [MEOWS]
- [GROANS]
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- Princess, you're looking hypoallergenic.
- [HISSES]
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NICOLE'S MOTHER: Nicole?
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[MEOWS]
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Hey!
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- Shoes.
- Oh.
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Shoes, Nicole.
You know we don't wear shoes in the house.
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[SIGHS]
It's good to see you too, Mom.
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Hi, Sis.
I'm home.
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Hi!
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- Shoes!
- Hi!
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- Okay.
- I don't think we've met yet.
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- Oh!
- Hi.
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- Nicole, this is Alistair.
- NICOLE: Hello.
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00:11:49,849 --> 00:11:53,436
He flew all the way here
to ask Mom for my hand.
242
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,955
- ALISTAIR: Well, of course.
- Oh, wow. That...
243
00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:56,791
- I had to come for this. [KISSES]
- Oh. [GIGGLES]
244
00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:59,401
- Mom, is this your ring?
- [BOTH GIGGLING]
245
00:12:00,235 --> 00:12:02,779
Well, you're hardly
galloping down the aisle, Nic.
246
00:12:03,405 --> 00:12:05,073
[TIMER DINGS]
247
00:12:05,156 --> 00:12:07,450
So, how's work going, Nicole?
248
00:12:07,534 --> 00:12:10,912
Uh, oh, really good, actually.
249
00:12:10,995 --> 00:12:15,041
Yeah, Stacey promoted me
to head stager today, I think.
250
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,501
[GASPS]
She's killing it.
251
00:12:16,584 --> 00:12:19,587
Number two for Stacey Dorin,
a legend in home staging.
252
00:12:19,671 --> 00:12:20,755
Oh, my God.
253
00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:23,842
Nicole's a very talented artist.
She could have gone to art school.
254
00:12:23,925 --> 00:12:27,345
But instead she chose to spend
her life rearranging furniture. [CHUCKLES]
255
00:12:27,429 --> 00:12:31,891
It's home staging, Mom,
in highest-luxury real estate.
256
00:12:31,975 --> 00:12:34,436
You make it sound like
it's musical chairs.
257
00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:36,646
She turned down a spot at U-Dub
for art and design.
258
00:12:36,729 --> 00:12:39,232
Yeah, well, someone needed
to take care of Dad
259
00:12:39,315 --> 00:12:40,608
while you were in Paris, so...
260
00:12:40,692 --> 00:12:42,902
- See what I mean? Defensiveness.
- ALISTAIR: Mm-hmm.
261
00:12:42,986 --> 00:12:45,506
I mean, she's been completely closed off
these last three years.
262
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:46,531
Curious.
263
00:12:46,614 --> 00:12:48,825
Mom, I'm literally sitting right here.
264
00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:51,077
- I mean, she parties every night.
- Yeah.
265
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:55,373
But I'm afraid,
deep down, she's really lonely.
266
00:12:55,457 --> 00:12:57,375
- Fascinating.
- Oh, my God, Mom.
267
00:12:57,459 --> 00:13:00,795
Why are you discussing this with Alistair?
268
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:03,006
Because he's British, Nicole.
269
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,387
- [CHATTERING NEARBY]
- [GLASS SHATTERS NEARBY]
270
00:13:09,471 --> 00:13:12,474
Nothing good happens out there
past 9:00 p.m.
271
00:13:13,766 --> 00:13:16,895
Just a bunch of packed bars
272
00:13:16,978 --> 00:13:20,315
and people breathing on each other.
273
00:13:20,398 --> 00:13:22,942
♪ I, I, I can't go now ♪
274
00:13:23,026 --> 00:13:26,613
♪ DJ's playing
my, my, my, my song now ♪
275
00:13:26,696 --> 00:13:29,574
♪ But if you want to wait all night ♪
276
00:13:29,657 --> 00:13:35,163
♪ I just might
go all the way with you tonight ♪
277
00:13:35,663 --> 00:13:37,999
♪ Erase the visual
you like my... ♪
278
00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:39,584
You killed it on the bridge.
279
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:43,213
Uh, no, you killed it.
Oh, my God.
280
00:13:46,883 --> 00:13:50,762
Yeah, there are zero
one-night-standable guys in this bar.
281
00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:55,141
- [LOUD ROCK PLAYING]
- [AUDIO FEEDBACK]
282
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,684
- [SINGER GROWLING]
- Oh, my God.
283
00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:02,273
- [CHLOE WHINING, BARKS]
- Seriously?
284
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,611
- [WHINING CONTINUES]
- [SIGHS] Chloe, what are you...
285
00:14:06,694 --> 00:14:07,987
[GROANS]
286
00:14:08,071 --> 00:14:10,740
[SIGHS]
You need this right now?
287
00:14:11,491 --> 00:14:13,284
Okay, hold on.
288
00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:17,705
[WHIRS, BUZZING]
289
00:14:18,873 --> 00:14:20,333
[GRUNTING]
290
00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:25,588
Okay.
291
00:14:26,839 --> 00:14:28,007
Hmm.
292
00:14:29,926 --> 00:14:30,927
Oh.
293
00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,596
Hi.
294
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:34,806
Who are you?
295
00:14:35,306 --> 00:14:36,891
Delivery guy.
296
00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:40,895
Well, I'm willing to receive a delivery.
297
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,024
Of a guy.
298
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,280
Pad thai with beef for Rahul.
299
00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:54,492
No, okay.
300
00:14:54,576 --> 00:14:57,036
- Here you go.
- [BEEPING]
301
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,788
- [DOOR BUZZES]
- All right.
302
00:14:59,747 --> 00:15:02,041
Have a good night, delivery guy.
303
00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,335
- Thank you.
- See ya.
304
00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:06,087
Ugh.
305
00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:09,882
[SIGHS]
306
00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:12,594
[BEEPING]
307
00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:14,429
Hey, Chaim.
308
00:15:14,512 --> 00:15:17,056
Oh, I'm sorry.
Chaim.
309
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,349
Hello, it's me.
310
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:22,061
Listen, I just wanted to let you know
that I can let people in.
311
00:15:22,145 --> 00:15:24,480
I actually let so many people in.
312
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:26,024
Everyone in but you.
313
00:15:26,107 --> 00:15:30,903
And I am capable of love, so thank you.
314
00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:33,072
And good night.
Goodbye.
315
00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:35,325
Idiot.
[SIGHS]
316
00:15:35,408 --> 00:15:36,492
Ugh.
317
00:15:39,704 --> 00:15:42,498
Buddy, you're still here?
318
00:15:42,582 --> 00:15:44,125
[GROANS]
319
00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:45,627
[SIGHS]
320
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,295
Oh, man. No.
321
00:15:47,378 --> 00:15:49,297
Don't look at me like a person.
322
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,549
[WHIMPERING]
323
00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:52,675
[SIGHS]
324
00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:58,681
Okay. All right. Come on.
325
00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:01,017
One-night stand, all right?
326
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,101
Let's go.
327
00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:05,605
Make yourself at home.
328
00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:08,775
Oh, sorry about the mess.
Just...
329
00:16:08,858 --> 00:16:11,778
- [SIGHS] Put some music on.
- [KEYS CLATTER]
330
00:16:11,861 --> 00:16:14,238
Just gonna make a drink.
[HUMMING]
331
00:16:15,406 --> 00:16:16,658
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
332
00:16:17,283 --> 00:16:20,828
Oh! No!
Ooh, no, no, no. No.
333
00:16:20,912 --> 00:16:23,331
That lo mein is, like, weeks old.
[SNIFFS]
334
00:16:23,414 --> 00:16:24,415
Oh, God.
335
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,419
Is that you or is that the noodles?
336
00:16:28,503 --> 00:16:30,296
["GUIDING LIGHT" PLAYING]
337
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,839
Come on, we'll get you washed up.
338
00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:33,925
Come on.
Come on, buddy.
339
00:16:36,302 --> 00:16:39,055
Okay, next up,
let's talk conditioner, shall we?
340
00:16:39,806 --> 00:16:42,308
Would you like argan oil to strengthen,
341
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:45,603
or coconut milk to thicken?
342
00:16:46,145 --> 00:16:47,146
Hmm?
343
00:16:51,359 --> 00:16:52,819
Argan oil?
344
00:16:52,902 --> 00:16:56,781
Yeah. Smart dog.
olid choice.
345
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:04,539
Done.
Okay, let's take a peek. Okay.
346
00:17:04,621 --> 00:17:07,667
One, two, three.
347
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,335
Oh, wow.
348
00:17:09,418 --> 00:17:12,254
Look at you, handsome!
349
00:17:12,338 --> 00:17:13,464
Ooh.
350
00:17:13,548 --> 00:17:16,466
It's like I'm looking at Channing Tatum.
351
00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:18,594
Yeah.
There's you.
352
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:20,263
[RUSTLING]
353
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:23,390
Chloe, whatever you're doing is loud.
I'm trying to sleep.
354
00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:26,101
Are you trying to dig a hole?
355
00:17:28,855 --> 00:17:30,273
Thank you.
356
00:17:37,196 --> 00:17:39,449
[GROANING]
357
00:17:40,742 --> 00:17:44,454
Definitely woken up next to hairier,
that's for sure.
358
00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:46,998
Good morning.
359
00:17:47,081 --> 00:17:50,585
[GROANS]
No. No morning-after makeouts.
360
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:52,336
[SIGHS]
361
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:55,882
Okay. All right.
[SIGHS]
362
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,633
Time to find your person.
363
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:02,472
- We have 32 pounds.
- Mm.
364
00:18:02,555 --> 00:18:03,973
He's in great shape.
365
00:18:04,056 --> 00:18:06,851
You're a tough guy, aren't you?
You're a real tough guy.
366
00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:09,228
Hey, tough guy, how old are you?
Can you tell me?
367
00:18:09,312 --> 00:18:11,355
"Oh, I'm two years old, yes."
368
00:18:11,439 --> 00:18:12,690
He says he's two years old.
369
00:18:12,774 --> 00:18:14,626
- Isn't that cute? You know what?
- Okay. Adorable.
370
00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:15,735
Here's an odd thing.
371
00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:19,572
I don't see any testicles,
so he's been neutered, but no chip.
372
00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:22,492
- So two snips, zero chips.
- Um...
373
00:18:22,575 --> 00:18:24,762
Did you find him outside of a store
with a sign reading,
374
00:18:24,786 --> 00:18:26,472
- "No chips, no balls, no service"?
- [GROANS]
375
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,705
[CHUCKLING]
376
00:18:27,789 --> 00:18:29,040
- Okay.
- We have fun here.
377
00:18:29,123 --> 00:18:31,167
So what do I do then?
What am I supposed to do?
378
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:34,879
Well, the first thing you should do
is get him some shots for worms,
379
00:18:34,962 --> 00:18:38,216
because he was a stray,
and that's very common.
380
00:18:38,299 --> 00:18:41,260
And it's also extremely common
for humans to ingest them.
381
00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:43,262
So have you checked your stools yet?
382
00:18:43,346 --> 00:18:45,139
- My stool?
- For worms.
383
00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:46,390
Holy shit.
No, I haven't.
384
00:18:46,474 --> 00:18:49,674
And maybe for an old Monopoly piece if
you ever shoved one of those up your butt.
385
00:18:49,727 --> 00:18:51,830
- Jesus Christ. Okay. All right.
- [LAUGHING] It happens.
386
00:18:51,854 --> 00:18:53,689
It happens when you're a kid.
387
00:18:53,773 --> 00:18:56,818
All right, well, good luck, pal.
388
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:58,128
Um, okay, well, the thing is...
389
00:18:58,152 --> 00:18:59,463
He's gonna be
a great dog for you, I think.
390
00:18:59,487 --> 00:19:01,381
The thing is, I just...
I can't have a dog right now.
391
00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:03,133
- I'm really busy. I'm never home.
- You're busy?
392
00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:04,659
Yeah, work, is... It's crazy.
393
00:19:04,742 --> 00:19:06,553
- It's crazy. Yeah. So what do you do?
- Right now, yeah.
394
00:19:06,577 --> 00:19:10,164
Are you like a long-haul trucker,
or you work on an oil rig or neurosurgeon?
395
00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:11,374
- I'm a home stager.
- Ah.
396
00:19:11,457 --> 00:19:14,502
Yeah, for high-end luxury real estate.
It's kind of a big deal, so...
397
00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:17,880
Do you still want her to be your owner?
"Probably not. She seems selfish."
398
00:19:17,964 --> 00:19:20,550
Hey, she's not selfish.
She's just busy.
399
00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:22,694
- You don't have to talk through the dog.
- I can't help it. He's very talkative.
400
00:19:22,718 --> 00:19:23,719
Okay.
401
00:19:23,803 --> 00:19:26,430
You know what? That's fine.
Don't worry about it.
402
00:19:26,514 --> 00:19:29,308
Don't adjust your lifestyle
for anything or anybody.
403
00:19:29,392 --> 00:19:30,393
Excuse me?
404
00:19:30,476 --> 00:19:31,894
Sorry.
That was an inner thought.
405
00:19:31,978 --> 00:19:35,147
I think you should post on Nextdoor,
maybe put up a few flyers,
406
00:19:35,231 --> 00:19:37,024
and if you don't hear anything,
407
00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:39,443
you know, take him to
an animal shelter, I guess.
408
00:19:39,527 --> 00:19:42,238
- They'll find him a home, right?
- Yeah, probably not.
409
00:19:42,321 --> 00:19:44,466
You might as well get it over with...
put up the flyers,
410
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:47,201
and then get ready to see this guy
in the dumpster.
411
00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:52,081
Typically I wouldn't be outside
during a pedestrian hour,
412
00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:53,708
or ever,
413
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:55,960
but it's better you pee out here
than on my floor.
414
00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:58,754
So, just get it done, and then we'll go...
415
00:19:58,838 --> 00:19:59,839
Oh, my God.
416
00:20:00,548 --> 00:20:02,800
- Oh, God. Fuck. No.
- DOG WALKER: Hi, friends.
417
00:20:02,884 --> 00:20:05,219
- Chloe, no, no, no, no, no.
- [GASPS] And who is this?
418
00:20:05,303 --> 00:20:07,638
- Uh, she's...
- Oh, so adorable!
419
00:20:07,722 --> 00:20:09,015
Come here, you.
Come here.
420
00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:10,850
- She's, uh, Chloe.
- Come here. Come here.
421
00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:12,643
- MAX: Mm-hmm.
- So adorable.
422
00:20:12,727 --> 00:20:14,020
- Oh. Oh!
- Oh.
423
00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:16,272
- Oh, my God. Yeah.
- Such a sniffer.
424
00:20:16,355 --> 00:20:17,481
- Whoa.
- All right.
425
00:20:17,565 --> 00:20:18,816
Um, could you just...
426
00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:21,777
Okay.
Please, um, just... Thank you.
427
00:20:21,861 --> 00:20:24,113
Hey, we should do a playdate.
428
00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:25,406
Oh, um...
429
00:20:26,407 --> 00:20:27,491
Okay, bye.
430
00:20:28,492 --> 00:20:29,785
Come on, Strawberry!
431
00:20:29,869 --> 00:20:31,579
Chloe, never do that again, okay?
432
00:20:32,371 --> 00:20:35,249
Do you hear me?
I was just violated for you.
433
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,419
Your Canva presentation looks pretty dope.
434
00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:39,754
Well, I'm trying.
435
00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:41,923
I really have to impress this guy.
436
00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:44,634
Next, maybe you should make
lost dog posters.
437
00:20:44,717 --> 00:20:46,277
Do you think someone's gonna claim him?
438
00:20:46,302 --> 00:20:49,013
I mean, maybe he's already home.
Your place is a dumpster.
439
00:20:49,096 --> 00:20:51,432
My place is not a dumpster.
It's organized chaos.
440
00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:53,309
- Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh.
- [SPATTERING]
441
00:20:53,392 --> 00:20:56,312
- Oh, your dog.
- Hey! Oh! No, no! No, boy.
442
00:20:56,395 --> 00:20:58,606
Oh.
[SIGHS]
443
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:02,151
Okay. All right.
Fine, I will take him out. [GROANS]
444
00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:04,236
Looks like you got a girlfriend.
445
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,864
[CHUCKLES]
Maybe a little.
446
00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:09,325
Yeah... But no, you know, not really.
447
00:21:09,408 --> 00:21:11,369
Maybe it's time for a real one?
448
00:21:11,452 --> 00:21:13,579
Oh, no.
I mean, I don't know.
449
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:16,290
I... [CHUCKLES]
I got a dog, so...
450
00:21:16,374 --> 00:21:18,876
Why?
Because you're an ugly loser?
451
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,836
Okay, can we maybe stop
with the mirroring?
452
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,672
It kind of hurts my feelings.
453
00:21:22,755 --> 00:21:25,841
Let's just try going out on a random date.
454
00:21:25,925 --> 00:21:30,388
Think of it as an experiment
in conquering your anxiety.
455
00:21:30,471 --> 00:21:32,139
You never need to see them again.
456
00:21:32,223 --> 00:21:34,850
This is the next step.
457
00:21:34,934 --> 00:21:38,437
Maybe Chloe can help you
with your dating profile.
458
00:21:41,357 --> 00:21:43,275
Back on the prowl.
459
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,196
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
460
00:21:47,279 --> 00:21:49,365
Ah! Do you approve?
461
00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:51,450
- [GROWLS]
- I'm gonna take that as a yes.
462
00:21:51,534 --> 00:21:53,995
Add new photo.
463
00:21:54,662 --> 00:21:57,665
What do you think?
Not bad, right?
464
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,459
Do your magic, Bumble.
465
00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:03,004
Okay.
Now we wait.
466
00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:07,008
Nice.
Neat.
467
00:22:07,091 --> 00:22:10,011
Reasonably funny.
468
00:22:10,886 --> 00:22:14,849
Currently have a job, at time of posting.
469
00:22:16,017 --> 00:22:18,019
[SIGHS]
I should put some hobbies.
470
00:22:18,602 --> 00:22:20,938
Figurine aficionado?
471
00:22:21,022 --> 00:22:23,941
How about hanging with my fluffy roommate?
472
00:22:25,109 --> 00:22:26,110
Yeah?
473
00:22:27,862 --> 00:22:29,280
[SIGHS]
This is stupid.
474
00:22:30,281 --> 00:22:34,744
I just want you to know, if I ever manage
to actually bring home another woman,
475
00:22:35,578 --> 00:22:38,205
it's not gonna change
what we're building together.
476
00:22:38,289 --> 00:22:40,124
[LAUGHS]
477
00:22:40,207 --> 00:22:43,085
No bio.
Only an Instagram link.
478
00:22:43,878 --> 00:22:45,713
That's a really deep V-neck.
479
00:22:46,672 --> 00:22:50,092
Why are you posting a group photo?
Which one are you?
480
00:22:50,176 --> 00:22:53,304
Oh, my God.
This guy is literally in prison.
481
00:22:56,182 --> 00:22:57,558
"Reasonably funny."
482
00:22:57,641 --> 00:22:58,809
[CHUCKLES]
483
00:22:58,893 --> 00:23:02,730
Okay. Oh, my God. Wow.
484
00:23:03,647 --> 00:23:05,066
Your dog is a ten.
485
00:23:06,025 --> 00:23:07,443
Hey.
486
00:23:07,526 --> 00:23:09,820
I'm gonna swipe right on this one
for you, all right?
487
00:23:18,162 --> 00:23:19,246
Damn.
488
00:23:20,539 --> 00:23:22,458
This girl's out of my league.
[EXHALES]
489
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:28,881
But, as a very wise Jedi Master once said,
490
00:23:29,632 --> 00:23:33,719
[IMITATING YODA]
"Do. Or do not. There is no try."
491
00:23:35,137 --> 00:23:36,222
Yeah.
492
00:23:37,973 --> 00:23:41,685
[SIGHS] Look, Chloe, you gotta understand,
this girl's hot,
493
00:23:41,769 --> 00:23:44,647
and I'm kinda odd.
494
00:23:46,273 --> 00:23:48,109
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- [APP CHIMES]
495
00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:52,947
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
496
00:23:55,324 --> 00:23:56,951
Oh, my God.
497
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,915
Does this mean I have to
actually meet up with her?
498
00:24:02,998 --> 00:24:04,583
Whoo-hoo.
499
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,293
She's way out of your league, dude.
500
00:24:06,377 --> 00:24:08,977
- Yeah, man, thank you. I know that.
- Well, don't worry about it.
501
00:24:09,046 --> 00:24:11,048
I got a three-step approach
that is guaranteed
502
00:24:11,132 --> 00:24:13,717
to help you score points on any date.
503
00:24:13,801 --> 00:24:16,846
Trust. 'Cause you already know
the ladies I be bringin' in.
504
00:24:16,929 --> 00:24:17,972
No, I don't.
505
00:24:18,055 --> 00:24:20,325
Well, I mean, you heard about
my many stories of conquest.
506
00:24:20,349 --> 00:24:21,600
No. What are you talk...
507
00:24:21,684 --> 00:24:24,246
You're the only person I know from school
other than me that's still single.
508
00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:25,855
Take this down.
509
00:24:25,938 --> 00:24:27,690
- Step one.
- Give me my phone.
510
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,192
You want to get
on the lady's level, right?
511
00:24:30,276 --> 00:24:31,402
Which in your case,
512
00:24:31,485 --> 00:24:33,863
you're gonna have to
bring her down to your level.
513
00:24:33,946 --> 00:24:38,450
So you have to neg her to keep
her vulnerable with, uh, veiled insults.
514
00:24:38,534 --> 00:24:41,036
- That will keep her off guard.
- Insult her.
515
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:45,499
So you want to say something like,
"Oh, those shoes were hot last season."
516
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:46,917
I don't know what a season is.
517
00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:48,836
Doesn't matter.
She does.
518
00:24:48,919 --> 00:24:51,380
- Step two. Now you broke her down...
- Yeah.
519
00:24:51,463 --> 00:24:53,424
...you want to build her up now.
520
00:24:53,507 --> 00:24:55,009
- [WHIMPERS]
- Be specific.
521
00:24:55,092 --> 00:24:57,970
Talk about her nail polish
and how that's a great color on her.
522
00:24:58,053 --> 00:25:00,306
- Okay, her nail polish.
- Yeah, she'll love that.
523
00:25:00,389 --> 00:25:02,224
- And then comes the physical part.
- Yeah?
524
00:25:02,308 --> 00:25:03,726
- My favorite.
- Mm-hmm.
525
00:25:03,809 --> 00:25:05,436
- You ready for this? Okay.
- Yeah.
526
00:25:07,396 --> 00:25:08,647
Blow on her neck.
527
00:25:08,731 --> 00:25:10,482
- Just go like this.
- What?
528
00:25:10,566 --> 00:25:12,902
- [BLOWS] That's the secret.
- What?
529
00:25:12,985 --> 00:25:13,986
Yeah.
Yeah.
530
00:25:14,069 --> 00:25:16,197
- That's why you're single.
- No.
531
00:25:18,199 --> 00:25:21,118
Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Slow down.
You should never rush on stairs.
532
00:25:23,537 --> 00:25:26,457
Do you see her anywhere? Kind of forget
what she looks like, to be honest.
533
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:27,917
Holy shit!
534
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,793
- Hey.
- [DOGS BARKING]
535
00:25:29,877 --> 00:25:31,212
Come on.
It's okay.
536
00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:34,381
- What the fuck? Jesus!
- [BARKING CONTINUES]
537
00:25:35,466 --> 00:25:39,345
Okay, come on. I know.
That was insane.
538
00:25:40,471 --> 00:25:42,973
No, hey!
Gross! Gross, gross.
539
00:25:43,057 --> 00:25:46,018
We're expecting company.
Disgusting.
540
00:25:46,185 --> 00:25:48,395
[SIGHS]
She's three minutes late.
541
00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:50,981
She's probably not gonna come.
542
00:25:52,024 --> 00:25:53,776
[EXHALES]
543
00:25:53,859 --> 00:25:55,194
You don't see her, do you?
544
00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:57,112
She's not coming.
545
00:25:57,196 --> 00:25:59,949
Okay, we... we should just go.
546
00:26:00,032 --> 00:26:02,910
- This place is terrify...
- That is Chloe, so you must be Max. Hey.
547
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,579
Hey... lo.
548
00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:08,207
- Hi. [CLEARS THROAT]
- [CHUCKLES]
549
00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:10,626
- This must be Channing Tatum.
- Yeah.
550
00:26:11,669 --> 00:26:13,589
[IMITATING TATUM]
"I'm not gonna give up on you."
551
00:26:14,421 --> 00:26:15,422
Wait, what?
552
00:26:15,506 --> 00:26:19,218
- It's, uh, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra.
- Right, right.
553
00:26:19,301 --> 00:26:22,763
Yeah, well, I think he's more of
a Magic Mike kind of Channing.
554
00:26:22,846 --> 00:26:25,140
[IMITATING TATUM]
"Do I look like I own tights?"
555
00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:29,186
- Uh, yeah.
- That might be Step Up.
556
00:26:29,270 --> 00:26:31,480
Yeah, I think that is Step...
I don't know.
557
00:26:31,563 --> 00:26:33,243
Movie confusion.
Doesn't matter. Um. so...
558
00:26:33,274 --> 00:26:34,275
Cool shirt.
559
00:26:34,358 --> 00:26:36,151
Oh, this... Thanks.
It's a band.
560
00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,822
[EXHALES]
Your boots.
561
00:26:40,531 --> 00:26:42,199
- My boo...
- Your boots.
562
00:26:42,283 --> 00:26:45,202
Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
They're whatever.
563
00:26:45,286 --> 00:26:46,745
They're really, uh... really cool.
564
00:26:46,829 --> 00:26:49,373
Um, just, like, uh,
565
00:26:50,249 --> 00:26:52,668
- last season maybe?
- Oh.
566
00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:56,046
Yeah, probably.
I got them at a vintage store, so...
567
00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:57,131
Oh.
568
00:26:57,798 --> 00:27:00,509
Nail polish.
That's a really nice color.
569
00:27:02,428 --> 00:27:03,846
[CHUCKLES]
570
00:27:03,929 --> 00:27:06,598
- You are "reasonably funny."
- [CHUCKLES]
571
00:27:10,519 --> 00:27:11,913
- [CHUCKLES]
- Um, anyway, shall we...
572
00:27:11,937 --> 00:27:12,938
Mm-hmm.
573
00:27:13,022 --> 00:27:14,815
Ooh. Hold on.
574
00:27:14,898 --> 00:27:16,275
[MAX CHUCKLES]
575
00:27:19,611 --> 00:27:21,214
Well, they seem to be
getting along nicely.
576
00:27:21,238 --> 00:27:22,531
- Yeah.
- That's cute.
577
00:27:24,074 --> 00:27:25,743
He's had all his shots, right?
578
00:27:25,826 --> 00:27:29,163
No, no.
It's all a government conspiracy.
579
00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:30,414
What?
580
00:27:31,248 --> 00:27:32,875
- I'm kidding.
- [CHUCKLES] Oh.
581
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:35,210
Of course he's had his shots.
582
00:27:37,796 --> 00:27:39,840
- Uh, hey, are you hungry?
- Uh...
583
00:27:39,923 --> 00:27:43,093
No, it's the best chicken I've ever had.
Just trust me.
584
00:27:43,177 --> 00:27:45,054
- Oh, actually, I don't...
- No, no, no.
585
00:27:45,137 --> 00:27:46,990
Just watch the dogs.
I will be right back. Hold on.
586
00:27:47,014 --> 00:27:48,098
Check the health rating.
587
00:27:48,182 --> 00:27:51,060
Less than an A
means potential for contamination.
588
00:27:52,144 --> 00:27:54,188
- What?
- Make sure it's...
589
00:27:54,271 --> 00:27:55,439
- Yeah.
- Okay.
590
00:27:55,522 --> 00:27:59,234
Two dogs.
Two dogs.
591
00:27:59,318 --> 00:28:00,903
I don't even know this other dog.
592
00:28:02,029 --> 00:28:04,281
Okay, yeah, don't touch the bench yet.
Hold on.
593
00:28:05,616 --> 00:28:07,659
[WHISPERING]
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
594
00:28:10,913 --> 00:28:12,831
- Okay.
- Hi.
595
00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:16,543
- Just move that.
- Oh, okay, well, I was... Okay.
596
00:28:16,627 --> 00:28:20,130
All right, so, rule number one... do not
touch your eyes or you will go blind.
597
00:28:20,214 --> 00:28:21,757
- I'm serious.
- Why?
598
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,717
It's ghost pepper.
You've never had it before?
599
00:28:23,801 --> 00:28:25,761
- No.
- Oh! [LAUGHS]
600
00:28:25,844 --> 00:28:29,515
Uh, rule number, uh, two...
sanitize hands.
601
00:28:29,598 --> 00:28:32,059
- Oh. Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, I got you.
602
00:28:32,142 --> 00:28:35,229
- Little bit of... [SQUEAKS]
- Okay.
603
00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:38,190
All right.
Here we go.
604
00:28:38,273 --> 00:28:40,984
Rule number three...
maybe we just, like, feed ourselves.
605
00:28:41,068 --> 00:28:42,170
Can you just try the chicken?
606
00:28:42,194 --> 00:28:44,154
I just don't really, like,
dabble with hot stuff.
607
00:28:44,238 --> 00:28:45,298
- My stomach...
- Yeah, okay.
608
00:28:45,322 --> 00:28:47,522
- Sometimes you just gotta try stuff.
- Okay. All right.
609
00:28:48,492 --> 00:28:51,328
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, that's so spicy.
610
00:28:51,412 --> 00:28:53,539
- [COUGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]
611
00:28:53,622 --> 00:28:55,499
My God, that's spicy.
612
00:28:55,582 --> 00:28:57,459
- [COUGHING]
- Are...
613
00:28:57,543 --> 00:29:01,422
Oh, my God. Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Here. Here.
614
00:29:02,548 --> 00:29:03,715
- Really?
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
615
00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:07,219
- [COUGHING]
- [CHUCKLES] Here. Here, just...
616
00:29:08,178 --> 00:29:09,805
- Okay.
- [LAUGHS]
617
00:29:11,515 --> 00:29:14,351
- [CHUCKLES] Wow.
- [GASPING] Why do people eat this?
618
00:29:14,435 --> 00:29:15,644
Okay, reveal.
619
00:29:15,727 --> 00:29:17,688
Super spicy chicken,
it's a natural truth serum.
620
00:29:17,771 --> 00:29:19,690
- It's really fun, right?
- Mm. Super fun.
621
00:29:19,773 --> 00:29:21,418
Well, let's get to know
each other a little.
622
00:29:21,442 --> 00:29:23,110
- Okay, first question.
- Oh, my God.
623
00:29:23,193 --> 00:29:25,779
What did you keep
in your high school locker?
624
00:29:25,863 --> 00:29:27,257
- I don't remember. It was a long time ago.
- Yes, you go.
625
00:29:27,281 --> 00:29:28,341
- No. Yes, you do.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
626
00:29:28,365 --> 00:29:30,565
What'd you keep in there, like,
all the way in the back?
627
00:29:30,617 --> 00:29:32,161
Magic cards.
628
00:29:32,244 --> 00:29:34,913
- You were a nerd. I knew it.
- Nothing wrong with being a nerd.
629
00:29:34,997 --> 00:29:36,057
And it's not like--
I didn't play with them.
630
00:29:36,081 --> 00:29:37,082
Liar.
631
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,792
- Eat another wing.
- Okay.
632
00:29:38,876 --> 00:29:41,879
- Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
- [CHUCKLING] Okay, okay.
633
00:29:41,962 --> 00:29:43,172
[GROANS]
634
00:29:44,256 --> 00:29:47,301
- Okay, it's my turn to ask.
- [CHUCKLES]
635
00:29:47,926 --> 00:29:49,386
Okay, uh...
636
00:29:50,387 --> 00:29:53,098
Okay. Oh...
Wait, you prepared questions?
637
00:29:54,433 --> 00:29:56,185
Yeah, I thought it...
638
00:29:56,268 --> 00:29:57,769
What, uh...
639
00:29:57,853 --> 00:29:59,573
What's one of
your favorite family memories?
640
00:29:59,605 --> 00:30:01,064
- Um...
- [CLEARS THROAT]
641
00:30:01,148 --> 00:30:02,983
Like, Christmas, I guess.
642
00:30:03,775 --> 00:30:06,004
Well, you have to give me
more than just, like, Christmas.
643
00:30:06,028 --> 00:30:07,488
That's all I got.
I'm gonna pass.
644
00:30:07,571 --> 00:30:09,549
- You can't pass. Pass?
- That's kind of a boring question anyway.
645
00:30:09,573 --> 00:30:12,284
- Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
- What's your favorite family memory?
646
00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:14,471
- I said I'm gonna pass.
- You can't change the rules.
647
00:30:14,495 --> 00:30:17,831
Well, I made up the rules, so I kind of...
I can change them.
648
00:30:20,167 --> 00:30:21,311
I just feel like rules are there
to be followed.
649
00:30:21,335 --> 00:30:23,815
- So what's the point in making them?
- Can you just let it go?
650
00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:30,761
Wait, where are the dogs?
651
00:30:31,512 --> 00:30:32,513
Uh-oh.
652
00:30:32,596 --> 00:30:34,097
- Channing?
- Chloe?
653
00:30:34,598 --> 00:30:37,017
- I'm sure they're close by.
- Chloe?
654
00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,186
- Channing?
- Chloe!
655
00:30:39,269 --> 00:30:40,562
- NICOLE: Channing?
- MAX: Chloe?
656
00:30:40,646 --> 00:30:41,647
[TOY SQUEAKING]
657
00:30:41,730 --> 00:30:43,273
- Channing?
- Chloe?
658
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,610
Chloe!
659
00:30:46,693 --> 00:30:48,654
- Chann... [GROANS] Shit.
- Chloe!
660
00:30:48,737 --> 00:30:50,256
- Channing?
- Do you see either of them?
661
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,657
- I think...
- Chloe!
662
00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:53,951
[GIGGLING]
Look.
663
00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:57,579
- NICOLE: Channing? Channing?
- MAX: Chloe?
664
00:30:57,663 --> 00:30:59,456
Chloe?
Oh, my God!
665
00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:01,460
- NICOLE: What?
- Get away from her, you monster!
666
00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:04,419
[CHUCKLES] Hey, it's fine. He's neutered.
They're just having fun.
667
00:31:04,503 --> 00:31:05,504
- Fun?
- Come on!
668
00:31:05,587 --> 00:31:08,423
How do we know she gave consent?
It's assault.
669
00:31:08,507 --> 00:31:10,884
Hey, it's okay.
Calm down.
670
00:31:10,968 --> 00:31:12,594
[GAGS]
It's not...
671
00:31:12,678 --> 00:31:14,846
She looked like
she's having a good time.
672
00:31:14,930 --> 00:31:17,558
- [RETCHING]
- Oh, my God.
673
00:31:17,641 --> 00:31:20,561
- Are you okay?
- Do you vomit when you're okay?
674
00:31:20,644 --> 00:31:23,188
No, I mean, I just, I feel bad.
Like, do you need anything?
675
00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:24,582
Yeah, you should feel bad.
This is your fault!
676
00:31:24,606 --> 00:31:26,376
This is all because of your stupid chicken game!
677
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,068
Oh, my... I'm sorry.
678
00:31:28,151 --> 00:31:29,587
Listen, I was just trying
to have some fun.
679
00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:31,089
- Oh, my...
- I was trying to get to know you.
680
00:31:31,113 --> 00:31:34,700
So you think burning your throat
on lethally spicy chicken is fun?
681
00:31:34,783 --> 00:31:37,119
Really fun!
Psycho!
682
00:31:37,202 --> 00:31:38,954
- It's truth serum!
- It's truth serum!
683
00:31:39,037 --> 00:31:41,224
You know what? I thought you were sweet,
if a bit weird.
684
00:31:41,248 --> 00:31:42,559
But you know what?
You're a dick!
685
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:44,459
- Whatever.
- Lose my number. Quick.
686
00:31:44,543 --> 00:31:46,253
Okay, gone, deleted it.
687
00:31:47,462 --> 00:31:50,215
- [STOMACH GRUMBLING]
- Oh, my God. No fuckin' way.
688
00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:53,218
- [CHANNING WHINING]
- [SIGHS]
689
00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:55,804
What are you whining about?
At least you got laid.
690
00:31:56,763 --> 00:31:58,724
- Oh, hey, you...
- MAX: Holy shit.
691
00:31:58,807 --> 00:32:01,685
- Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?
- PASSERBY: Over there.
692
00:32:01,768 --> 00:32:02,978
- That way? Jesus.
- Yeah.
693
00:32:03,061 --> 00:32:04,455
- Where? How far?
- Just keep going north.
694
00:32:04,479 --> 00:32:05,665
- Is it far?
- It's a good walk.
695
00:32:05,689 --> 00:32:06,929
- It's far?
- Straight that way.
696
00:32:07,649 --> 00:32:08,900
Fuck.
697
00:32:12,195 --> 00:32:14,990
I can't believe this is happening to me.
698
00:32:17,451 --> 00:32:19,786
Dear God.
[GROANS]
699
00:32:20,829 --> 00:32:22,331
I can't believe I'm doing this.
700
00:32:22,414 --> 00:32:26,001
Oh, my fucking God.
Jesus.
701
00:32:26,084 --> 00:32:28,271
Oh, my God. This...
Okay, it's happening. It's happening.
702
00:32:28,295 --> 00:32:32,591
It's happening. No! Fuck! Oh, my... Fuck.
Are you fucking kidding?
703
00:32:32,674 --> 00:32:34,926
- I'm so sorry, Chloe. We gotta go.
- [BELT JINGLES]
704
00:32:35,010 --> 00:32:36,237
- [FLIES BUZZING]
- [SPLATTERING]
705
00:32:36,261 --> 00:32:37,512
Oh, I'm so sorry.
706
00:32:38,597 --> 00:32:40,641
[MAX FARTS, SOBS]
707
00:32:40,724 --> 00:32:42,225
We are never dating again.
708
00:32:43,977 --> 00:32:45,896
Holy crap.
709
00:32:45,979 --> 00:32:47,564
[PHONE CHIMES]
710
00:32:47,648 --> 00:32:50,025
["GROWING UP" PLAYING]
711
00:32:52,110 --> 00:32:53,654
[SIGHS]
712
00:32:53,737 --> 00:32:55,656
I literally...
713
00:33:03,330 --> 00:33:05,999
Okay, buddy,
let's get the hell out of here.
714
00:33:08,418 --> 00:33:11,421
Chloe, look what I got.
[LAUGHS]
715
00:33:12,422 --> 00:33:14,901
What do you think? Yeah, check it out.
Check it out. [MAKES PLAYFUL SOUNDS]
716
00:33:14,925 --> 00:33:18,387
- [WOOFS]
- Do you like it? [MAKES PLAYFUL SOUNDS]
717
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,307
Yes, this is where you can dig your hole.
718
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:23,642
Knock yourself out.
719
00:33:26,478 --> 00:33:27,479
NICOLE: Okay.
720
00:33:29,147 --> 00:33:30,982
Okay, Channing.
Come here.
721
00:33:31,066 --> 00:33:33,902
Come on. Good boy. Good boy.
722
00:33:36,238 --> 00:33:37,489
[GROANS]
723
00:33:41,243 --> 00:33:42,703
It's a little fish.
724
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,748
- Yeah. Good, huh?
- [PHONE CHIMES]
725
00:33:46,832 --> 00:33:48,291
That's yours.
It's for you.
726
00:33:53,588 --> 00:33:54,788
- [SHUTTER CLICKS]
- [CHUCKLES]
727
00:34:00,846 --> 00:34:02,222
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
728
00:34:32,002 --> 00:34:35,422
I should have invested in Crypt-Yo stock
when it was cheap.
729
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:39,718
[GASPS]
Holy shit.
730
00:34:41,469 --> 00:34:43,096
[WHISPERING]
Oh, my God.
731
00:34:43,804 --> 00:34:45,265
What is that?
732
00:34:51,313 --> 00:34:53,607
Wait, is this a room just for a tub?
733
00:34:53,690 --> 00:34:55,692
Wow.
734
00:34:59,196 --> 00:35:00,489
Fuck it.
735
00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:04,367
Oh, God. Ooh.
736
00:35:05,118 --> 00:35:07,871
Yep. Yes.
This fits just right.
737
00:35:07,954 --> 00:35:09,998
- OWNER: Ding dong!
- Shit.
738
00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:13,251
You must be Nicole.
739
00:35:14,836 --> 00:35:16,087
Hey.
740
00:35:16,963 --> 00:35:19,090
Hi, I'm Nicole. Hi.
741
00:35:19,883 --> 00:35:21,343
Um... Oops.
742
00:35:21,426 --> 00:35:22,803
I was just, uh,
743
00:35:23,637 --> 00:35:25,639
really getting a feel for the space.
744
00:35:25,722 --> 00:35:28,767
Cool, cool. Do your thing.
I respect your process.
745
00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:30,143
Just wanted to say,
746
00:35:30,811 --> 00:35:31,812
yo.
747
00:35:32,771 --> 00:35:33,772
Yo.
748
00:35:33,855 --> 00:35:34,981
I'm Hunter.
749
00:35:35,065 --> 00:35:37,400
Oh, yeah. I... I figured.
750
00:35:38,610 --> 00:35:41,279
- Want to take a bath?
- No, no. I'm good. I'll get out.
751
00:35:41,363 --> 00:35:42,948
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
752
00:35:43,031 --> 00:35:45,867
Because I call this a room for a bath.
753
00:35:46,743 --> 00:35:48,453
Right.
Of course.
754
00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:51,164
- Did you want to see the rest?
- Yes. Please.
755
00:35:51,748 --> 00:35:53,542
I show you the world.
756
00:35:55,418 --> 00:35:57,212
This is room for cook.
757
00:35:57,921 --> 00:35:59,923
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
758
00:36:01,299 --> 00:36:06,096
So, yeah, that is what I'm thinking.
759
00:36:06,179 --> 00:36:08,807
I gotta say, I am vibing this.
760
00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:10,058
Hard.
761
00:36:10,141 --> 00:36:11,935
- Yeah?
- Yeet!
762
00:36:12,018 --> 00:36:17,816
It's the Dalai Lama meets Wayne Manor.
But, like, in an authentic way.
763
00:36:18,650 --> 00:36:22,028
That... That is exactly
what I was going for.
764
00:36:22,112 --> 00:36:25,490
Hey, there's this restaurant downtown
I'm thinking of investing in.
765
00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,742
It's completely inspired by ASMR.
766
00:36:28,493 --> 00:36:30,704
You will eat with all your, uh, senses.
767
00:36:31,288 --> 00:36:34,958
I'd, uh... I'd love to take you there,
get your feel on the flow.
768
00:36:36,459 --> 00:36:37,711
Oh, wow.
769
00:36:38,461 --> 00:36:41,965
Yes, I... I'm flattered.
[CHUCKLES]
770
00:36:42,048 --> 00:36:45,302
It's the ultimate sensory experience.
It's rad.
771
00:36:45,969 --> 00:36:49,472
Yeah. Um... It sounds rad.
772
00:36:50,181 --> 00:36:52,309
[WHIMPERING]
773
00:36:52,392 --> 00:36:54,352
Hey, what's going on, girl?
774
00:36:55,270 --> 00:36:58,273
Yesterday you were throwing up.
Now you want seconds?
775
00:36:59,983 --> 00:37:01,359
[SIGHS]
776
00:37:01,443 --> 00:37:03,653
Okay, I'm... I'm sorry,
we gotta get ready.
777
00:37:03,737 --> 00:37:08,241
It's time to meet Grandma and Grandpa.
And try not to judge me.
778
00:37:08,909 --> 00:37:10,327
We can't choose our parents.
779
00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:12,913
Okay, here we are.
780
00:37:12,996 --> 00:37:15,415
- This is the place.
- [AIR PUMP WHIRRING]
781
00:37:15,498 --> 00:37:17,000
Holy shit.
782
00:37:20,003 --> 00:37:23,965
I can't believe you're here, Max.
[CHUCKLES]
783
00:37:24,049 --> 00:37:26,259
- Here, sweetie, have a cracker.
- Oh, no, thanks.
784
00:37:26,343 --> 00:37:28,803
- There you go.
- Thank you.
785
00:37:28,887 --> 00:37:31,473
I love what you've done with the place.
786
00:37:31,556 --> 00:37:34,434
- It's always a work in progress, yeah.
- Mm.
787
00:37:34,517 --> 00:37:38,271
- Did you see the wind man out front?
- Uh-huh. Yeah, he... he's cool.
788
00:37:38,355 --> 00:37:40,398
Max, you seem happy.
789
00:37:40,482 --> 00:37:42,776
Yeah. Yeah, I am. I'm...
790
00:37:42,859 --> 00:37:48,323
I mean, Chloe's been helping a lot.
You know, she's pretty special.
791
00:37:48,406 --> 00:37:49,866
Yeah, she's a real beauty, Son.
792
00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:52,744
She's got a little meat on her bones too.
Like her grandma.
793
00:37:52,827 --> 00:37:54,055
- [CHUCKLING]
- [CHUCKLES] Stop.
794
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:56,539
Is she looking kind of heavy?
It's weird.
795
00:37:56,623 --> 00:37:59,000
I mean, at first she couldn't keep
any food down,
796
00:37:59,084 --> 00:38:00,353
and lately she can't get enough.
797
00:38:00,377 --> 00:38:04,965
Well, let me take a look at her.
Here, come to Mama, you sweet girl, yeah.
798
00:38:05,048 --> 00:38:08,051
- Look at you. You're just so pretty.
- [ALL CHUCKLING]
799
00:38:09,511 --> 00:38:11,221
- Honey?
- Hmm?
800
00:38:11,304 --> 00:38:12,472
Could she be pregnant?
801
00:38:12,555 --> 00:38:15,892
[CHUCKLES]
No. No, that's impossible.
802
00:38:15,976 --> 00:38:17,560
So she's been spayed?
803
00:38:23,316 --> 00:38:24,901
No fucking way.
804
00:38:25,568 --> 00:38:26,903
[PAPER RUSTLING]
805
00:38:26,987 --> 00:38:29,322
All right, pick her up
and place her over the bowl,
806
00:38:29,406 --> 00:38:32,367
but, like,
in her normal squatting position.
807
00:38:32,450 --> 00:38:34,619
I don't think this is how we do it, man.
808
00:38:34,703 --> 00:38:37,706
It is.
I read this is how they do it in Finland.
809
00:38:37,789 --> 00:38:39,499
Finland?
What?
810
00:38:39,582 --> 00:38:40,875
Yes.
I read, okay?
811
00:38:40,959 --> 00:38:43,086
Don't be uncultured, Max.
It's unattractive.
812
00:38:43,169 --> 00:38:44,939
You're the one who dragged me
to a drugstore bathroom
813
00:38:44,963 --> 00:38:47,924
to stick a piece of plastic
under my dog's vag... I can't even say it.
814
00:38:48,008 --> 00:38:50,236
Look, I'm trying to help you with
your 16 and Pregnant-ass dog, okay?
815
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,261
I'm sorry.
816
00:38:51,344 --> 00:38:53,781
You could learn something from her.
Gettin' laid on the first date.
817
00:38:53,805 --> 00:38:55,682
Can you not be so disrespectful?
818
00:38:55,765 --> 00:38:57,525
I swear I get stupider
just being around you.
819
00:38:57,559 --> 00:39:00,395
Hold on, I feel her muscles moving.
I think she's gonna...
820
00:39:01,229 --> 00:39:03,398
- [CHLOE FARTS]
- Oh. Oh, that's vile!
821
00:39:03,481 --> 00:39:05,567
- Whew. [GROANS]
- It's okay. It's okay, Chloe.
822
00:39:05,650 --> 00:39:08,236
- She's probably just nervous.
- It's lingering! [GAGS]
823
00:39:08,319 --> 00:39:09,547
- It's okay, Chloe.
- It's lingering, dude.
824
00:39:09,571 --> 00:39:11,364
- [SID PANTING]
- Hold on.
825
00:39:11,448 --> 00:39:13,742
- Okay.
- Oh, she's weeing. She's weeing.
826
00:39:13,825 --> 00:39:15,261
- Oh, she's weeing. She's weeing.
- Oh, thank God.
827
00:39:15,285 --> 00:39:16,345
She's weeing.
She's weeing.
828
00:39:16,369 --> 00:39:18,389
- [GROANS] It's on my finger.
- Did it get on the thing?
829
00:39:18,413 --> 00:39:19,914
It did. Ugh!
830
00:39:19,998 --> 00:39:21,207
- Okay.
- Here, girl.
831
00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:24,586
- I'm sorry. [KISSES]
- Okay, all right.
832
00:39:24,669 --> 00:39:26,379
- What?
- I got good news and bad news.
833
00:39:26,463 --> 00:39:28,381
Well, what's the bad news?
834
00:39:28,465 --> 00:39:31,301
It's the same news either way.
It's inconclusive.
835
00:39:31,384 --> 00:39:32,594
That's just no news.
836
00:39:32,677 --> 00:39:33,762
So what do we do now?
837
00:39:34,721 --> 00:39:37,057
- You know.
- [WHISPERING] I don't know.
838
00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:38,808
If plan A didn't work...
839
00:39:40,435 --> 00:39:43,229
- Hey, can you go up there?
- No man, this is your dog. You got it.
840
00:39:43,313 --> 00:39:45,082
I'm too anxious, man.
I'm anxious being in here.
841
00:39:45,106 --> 00:39:47,084
Come on, man. Think about it
as a growing experience, you know?
842
00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:49,003
Adding to your progress.
You got this. Here we go.
843
00:39:49,027 --> 00:39:50,028
- Hi.
- Hello.
844
00:39:50,111 --> 00:39:51,271
Hi there.
How can I help you?
845
00:39:51,905 --> 00:39:53,573
Um...
846
00:39:53,656 --> 00:39:55,366
Do you sell the, um...
847
00:39:56,076 --> 00:39:57,869
[WHISPERING]
...the Plan B pill here?
848
00:39:57,952 --> 00:39:58,995
Yes, we do.
849
00:39:59,079 --> 00:40:00,246
- Um...
- You do.
850
00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:02,050
I mean, we generally
do a short consultation
851
00:40:02,082 --> 00:40:04,667
with the patient
who we'll be prescribing it to.
852
00:40:05,543 --> 00:40:06,878
Oh, okay.
853
00:40:06,961 --> 00:40:08,129
Um,
854
00:40:08,213 --> 00:40:10,173
I mean, she's... she's right here.
855
00:40:10,757 --> 00:40:13,009
What kind of, uh... Yeah, she's...
856
00:40:14,010 --> 00:40:15,345
Uh...
857
00:40:16,262 --> 00:40:18,223
He got the bitch pregnant.
[LAUGHS]
858
00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:20,975
PHARMACIST: Oh, yeah.
859
00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:23,812
You're the two morons who got
the pregnancy test for your dog.
860
00:40:23,895 --> 00:40:25,581
Yeah. They've been laughing at you
in the back for the last ten minutes.
861
00:40:25,605 --> 00:40:26,916
- Is that not...
- PHARMACIST: Okay.
862
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:29,192
Do you know how inaccessible
this kind of health care is
863
00:40:29,275 --> 00:40:31,069
to most people across America?
864
00:40:31,152 --> 00:40:32,421
And you want me
to just hand it over to you
865
00:40:32,445 --> 00:40:34,572
so you can put it in a piece of cheese.
866
00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:37,664
- Um...
- Maybe smear some peanut butter on it.
867
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:38,803
I wasn't gonna wrap it in...
868
00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:41,639
- I hadn't really thought that far.
- Put it in a Beggin' Strip, you know?
869
00:40:41,663 --> 00:40:43,373
- No. No.
- No? Yeah?
870
00:40:43,456 --> 00:40:45,083
What was the plan?
871
00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:46,685
Was this the plan?
This was the whole plan?
872
00:40:46,709 --> 00:40:50,046
You were gonna come in, swing hard
on the "it's for a dog" angle.
873
00:40:50,130 --> 00:40:54,008
Not even broach a lie
that it's for a human woman.
874
00:40:54,092 --> 00:40:57,887
And I was gonna be like,
"Yeah, guys. Let's do it."
875
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,681
Uh...
876
00:40:59,764 --> 00:41:01,307
- We'd hoped.
- PHARMACIST: Yeah?
877
00:41:01,391 --> 00:41:03,077
Why don't we just go snort
some fuckin' Adderall?
878
00:41:03,101 --> 00:41:06,301
'Cause apparently I can just grab some
stuff off the shelf and give it to anyone.
879
00:41:06,354 --> 00:41:09,732
Okay, I have one solution I can offer you.
880
00:41:09,816 --> 00:41:11,109
We'll go around back,
881
00:41:11,192 --> 00:41:14,863
and I'll give your fuckin' pug
a back-alley abortion or whatever.
882
00:41:14,946 --> 00:41:16,632
- Can you do that?
- No, I can't fucking do that!
883
00:41:16,656 --> 00:41:18,216
- She can't do that!
- Right. Yes, okay.
884
00:41:18,241 --> 00:41:22,704
I can't do that because I'm not a vet.
You need to go to a vet.
885
00:41:22,787 --> 00:41:25,665
Vets are really expensive,
and I could lose my job any day now.
886
00:41:25,748 --> 00:41:27,000
I'm his boss.
887
00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:29,563
That's terrifying. I hope you don't work
in anything important.
888
00:41:29,627 --> 00:41:31,647
He's spending a lot of his money
on that psychoanalyst.
889
00:41:31,671 --> 00:41:33,071
It's a therapist, man.
Can we not...
890
00:41:33,131 --> 00:41:36,009
- I absolutely don't care about this.
- Just letting her know.
891
00:41:36,092 --> 00:41:37,572
- You need to go to a vet.
- SID: Yep.
892
00:41:37,635 --> 00:41:39,220
And if you can't afford that,
893
00:41:39,304 --> 00:41:41,431
you need to get in touch with
the owner of the father.
894
00:41:42,015 --> 00:41:43,141
- [GROANS]
- Ah!
895
00:41:43,224 --> 00:41:46,453
- She talkin' about Channing Tatum's mom.
- What the fuck planet do you guys live on?
896
00:41:46,477 --> 00:41:49,480
- It doesn't matter. It's... It...
- The mom to the doggy.
897
00:41:49,564 --> 00:41:51,524
[WHISPERING]
Come here. Come here.
898
00:41:51,608 --> 00:41:53,526
Now... get the fuck out of my face.
899
00:41:53,610 --> 00:41:54,611
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
900
00:41:56,821 --> 00:41:57,901
It's a stupid fuckin' idea.
901
00:41:57,947 --> 00:42:00,426
- I think you gotta call that girl, Nicole.
- That's not happening.
902
00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:03,870
HUNTER: Prepare to experience food
with all your senses.
903
00:42:04,537 --> 00:42:05,955
It's really nice.
904
00:42:06,039 --> 00:42:09,292
Yes, it makes you question reality.
905
00:42:15,131 --> 00:42:16,549
Soup.
906
00:42:18,968 --> 00:42:20,208
Oh, excuse me, do you have a...
907
00:42:20,261 --> 00:42:21,804
[SQUELCHING]
908
00:42:23,723 --> 00:42:27,435
Ah! It is now time to enjoy
the sense of touch.
909
00:42:27,518 --> 00:42:28,728
Okay.
910
00:42:31,105 --> 00:42:34,609
[GASPS]
Shit, that's really hot.
911
00:42:35,109 --> 00:42:36,486
It's delicious.
912
00:42:37,570 --> 00:42:40,782
HUNTER: The next course is, uh, smell.
913
00:42:42,825 --> 00:42:45,411
[SNIFFING]
914
00:42:46,162 --> 00:42:47,413
[SNIFFS]
Whoo!
915
00:42:48,706 --> 00:42:49,832
Delicious.
916
00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,001
[WHISPERS]
Delicious.
917
00:42:52,710 --> 00:42:53,711
[EXHALES]
918
00:42:53,795 --> 00:42:55,421
- [SNAPS]
- Oh!
919
00:42:55,505 --> 00:42:56,547
Ooh.
920
00:42:57,090 --> 00:42:59,092
- [CRUNCHING]
- Mmm.
921
00:42:59,175 --> 00:43:03,096
[WHISPERS] It's salty.
It's bready. It's tasty.
922
00:43:03,179 --> 00:43:05,640
[CRUNCHING]
923
00:43:05,723 --> 00:43:08,059
- Delizioso.
- [CRUNCHING CONTINUES]
924
00:43:08,142 --> 00:43:09,227
NICOLE: Yeah.
925
00:43:10,853 --> 00:43:13,606
Hey, are you not vibing this?
926
00:43:15,149 --> 00:43:16,335
Do you want to get some real food?
927
00:43:16,359 --> 00:43:17,735
Yes. Yes, I do.
928
00:43:17,819 --> 00:43:19,659
- Well, let's get out of here, huh?
- Oh, okay.
929
00:43:19,696 --> 00:43:21,990
- Two-piece chicken. You bet.
- Thank you.
930
00:43:22,073 --> 00:43:23,950
Thanks for being, uh,
cool with this.
931
00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:26,452
Are you kidding me?
I love food trucks.
932
00:43:26,536 --> 00:43:27,537
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.
933
00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:30,748
There's something about
their transient nature.
934
00:43:31,582 --> 00:43:33,376
You gotta enjoy it while it's here.
935
00:43:35,628 --> 00:43:37,046
That's almost sorta deep.
936
00:43:37,130 --> 00:43:39,924
I'm very deep.
Like infinity pool.
937
00:43:40,508 --> 00:43:41,843
- [PHONE RINGING]
- Mm.
938
00:43:42,844 --> 00:43:45,054
I'm so sorry.
This number keeps calling me.
939
00:43:45,638 --> 00:43:47,358
Why can't people just do
normal phone calls?
940
00:43:48,057 --> 00:43:50,893
Um, this might be an emergency.
Could you just hold on?
941
00:43:50,977 --> 00:43:52,770
- [PHONE CHIMES]
- Oh, my God...
942
00:43:52,854 --> 00:43:55,398
- Hey. So, um...
- Um, yeah, I'll just be right back.
943
00:43:55,481 --> 00:43:58,151
What the fuck?
I said lose my number.
944
00:43:58,234 --> 00:44:03,406
Well, I can't when you're gonna be
a grandmother.
945
00:44:03,489 --> 00:44:05,783
What are you talking about,
you psychopath?
946
00:44:06,492 --> 00:44:09,287
W... Wait a sec... No. No way.
That's not even possible.
947
00:44:09,370 --> 00:44:11,956
MAX: No, it's possible.
It's possible because it's happening.
948
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,293
That's what's happening right now.
It's happening now, so it's possible.
949
00:44:15,376 --> 00:44:17,628
Okay, well,
Channing Tatum is not the father.
950
00:44:17,712 --> 00:44:19,189
Well, Chloe hasn't been sleeping around.
951
00:44:19,213 --> 00:44:21,442
Really? Well, she seemed kind of
free with herself at the park.
952
00:44:21,466 --> 00:44:23,843
Hold on. I'm sorry.
Are you slut-shaming my dog?
953
00:44:23,926 --> 00:44:27,138
Listen to me.
Channing does not even have balls, okay?
954
00:44:27,221 --> 00:44:29,724
MAX: Hold on... What do you...
How do you know that?
955
00:44:30,308 --> 00:44:33,895
I think I would have noticed his balls.
And the vet checked, okay? He's neutered.
956
00:44:33,978 --> 00:44:36,105
- Okay, well, he has a penis.
- What?
957
00:44:36,189 --> 00:44:39,776
Yes, of course he has a penis,
but you need balls for the penis...
958
00:44:42,612 --> 00:44:44,631
- I can't do this right now.
- Oh, you can't do this?
959
00:44:44,655 --> 00:44:46,157
Wait, how come Chloe wasn't spayed?
960
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,385
MAX: Yeah, well, she was gonna be.
She was about to be.
961
00:44:48,409 --> 00:44:52,080
I was gonna take her to an appointment,
and then your mutt mounted her.
962
00:44:52,163 --> 00:44:54,475
- Oh, who are you calling a mutt?
- I'm calling your mutt a mutt.
963
00:44:54,499 --> 00:44:56,542
Yeah, well, it's better a mutt
than a slut!
964
00:44:56,626 --> 00:44:57,627
[PHONE BEEPING]
965
00:44:57,710 --> 00:44:59,295
Wow.
966
00:44:59,379 --> 00:45:01,047
Wow.
967
00:45:01,672 --> 00:45:03,257
NICOLE: Oh, my God.
968
00:45:04,675 --> 00:45:06,260
I am so sorry about that.
969
00:45:06,344 --> 00:45:09,347
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
No worries.
970
00:45:09,430 --> 00:45:11,450
- So you were saying that...
- I got an early sound bath,
971
00:45:11,474 --> 00:45:13,518
so I should call it.
972
00:45:13,601 --> 00:45:16,396
- Thanks for hanging.
- Okay. Um...
973
00:45:17,146 --> 00:45:19,399
Let's get down to work tomorrow.
974
00:45:19,482 --> 00:45:20,775
[PHONE CHIMES]
975
00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:25,822
[SIGHS]
976
00:45:25,905 --> 00:45:28,408
Okay, these puppies better not be yours.
977
00:45:30,201 --> 00:45:31,202
Come on.
978
00:45:32,703 --> 00:45:36,290
VET: ...or a Monopoly piece up your butt.
It happens when you're a kid.
979
00:45:36,374 --> 00:45:38,501
- Uh-oh, look who's here.
- Hey.
980
00:45:38,584 --> 00:45:40,711
I smell a vape pen.
[CHUCKLES]
981
00:45:40,795 --> 00:45:42,797
- You guys ready to solve a mystery?
- NICOLE: Mm.
982
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,257
It's like Scooby-Doo.
983
00:45:44,340 --> 00:45:46,008
I'll be Fred, you can be Daphne or Velma,
984
00:45:46,092 --> 00:45:49,595
and you can be a young Abraham Lincoln,
'cause that's what you look like.
985
00:45:49,679 --> 00:45:51,139
So how did you two meet?
986
00:45:51,222 --> 00:45:52,866
- God. Please, just no.
- Can we not do this?
987
00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:54,267
Okay.
Really none of my business.
988
00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:57,019
But I just have to say,
I sense some sexual tension.
989
00:45:57,103 --> 00:45:58,563
- You're mistaken.
- Mm.
990
00:45:58,646 --> 00:46:00,356
Not between you.
The dogs.
991
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,441
[LAUGHS]
992
00:46:01,524 --> 00:46:02,525
You know what?
993
00:46:02,608 --> 00:46:06,946
I think that Chloe does feel
a little thicc, with two C's.
994
00:46:07,029 --> 00:46:08,072
I know the lingo.
995
00:46:08,156 --> 00:46:10,658
Tell you what, let's get
old Channing Tatum up on the table
996
00:46:10,741 --> 00:46:12,869
and we'll see
if this is even possible, huh?
997
00:46:12,952 --> 00:46:14,120
Yeah, let's.
998
00:46:14,203 --> 00:46:16,080
- Chloe, come here.
- NICOLE: Come on. Okay.
999
00:46:16,164 --> 00:46:18,583
Come on up, pal.
There ya go.
1000
00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:21,169
Ooh. Well, I'm glad you didn't kill him.
There you go.
1001
00:46:21,252 --> 00:46:22,896
- You were gonna kill the dog?
- VET: How you been?
1002
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,160
- No, just shut up.
- Should we find out what's going on?
1003
00:46:25,214 --> 00:46:27,258
- What's that?
- Well, that's his penis.
1004
00:46:27,341 --> 00:46:29,570
And that's a great penis.
It's a really, really good one.
1005
00:46:29,594 --> 00:46:30,595
Not that, the...
1006
00:46:30,678 --> 00:46:32,972
Yeah, the ball...
the ball circle things right there.
1007
00:46:33,055 --> 00:46:34,575
- Yeah, the ball things.
- What are those?
1008
00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:37,185
Oh, fuck me.
He's cryptorchid.
1009
00:46:37,268 --> 00:46:39,329
- What does that mean?
- In English, please. What does that...
1010
00:46:39,353 --> 00:46:41,522
It means that he has
two functioning testicles.
1011
00:46:41,606 --> 00:46:43,566
They just never dropped from his abdomen.
1012
00:46:43,649 --> 00:46:45,568
- What? That's possible?
- Yeah, it's possible.
1013
00:46:45,651 --> 00:46:48,321
Well, good for you!
You're shooting live rounds, buddy!
1014
00:46:48,404 --> 00:46:50,281
- [MIMICS SHOOTING] All right.
- Okay.
1015
00:46:50,364 --> 00:46:52,867
Are you ready for the next segment
of The Maury Povich Show?
1016
00:46:52,950 --> 00:46:55,161
- Please stop.
- Come on, Chloe, you're next.
1017
00:46:55,244 --> 00:46:56,245
Okay.
1018
00:46:57,872 --> 00:47:01,792
I'd say it's about T-minus 45 days
until showtime.
1019
00:47:03,628 --> 00:47:05,421
You two are gonna be grandparents.
1020
00:47:10,676 --> 00:47:11,677
Oh.
1021
00:47:12,345 --> 00:47:13,763
Come on, Channing.
1022
00:47:16,891 --> 00:47:21,020
VET: Now, if you want a copy
of the ultrasound, it's just $49.95.
1023
00:47:21,103 --> 00:47:25,149
MAX: And then she just storms out.
I mean, she's an awful human. 750 bucks!
1024
00:47:25,233 --> 00:47:26,633
Thank God you currently have a job.
1025
00:47:26,692 --> 00:47:29,153
I'm sure I can be
a single grandfather, right?
1026
00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:31,072
I'm good with one dog.
I can handle five.
1027
00:47:31,155 --> 00:47:33,199
Don't worry.
I'll be your godfather.
1028
00:47:33,282 --> 00:47:37,453
[IN GRUFF VOICE] May your first puppies
be masculine puppies.
1029
00:47:37,537 --> 00:47:39,038
I'm so fuckin' screwed.
1030
00:47:39,121 --> 00:47:41,958
[KEYBOARD PLAYING]
1031
00:47:46,045 --> 00:47:51,050
I haven't really written anything
in a while, um,
1032
00:47:52,385 --> 00:47:53,886
but you've kind of inspired me,
1033
00:47:53,970 --> 00:47:57,014
so I thought maybe
I'd try to write you a little...
1034
00:47:57,098 --> 00:47:59,225
[KEYBOARD PLAYING]
1035
00:47:59,308 --> 00:48:02,895
♪ Chloe, little spaniel ♪
1036
00:48:03,688 --> 00:48:06,232
♪ Nothin' we can't handle ♪
1037
00:48:06,941 --> 00:48:10,695
♪ Stealin' my toast
and stealin' my heart ♪
1038
00:48:10,861 --> 00:48:13,698
♪ Buddies even when you bark ♪
1039
00:48:13,781 --> 00:48:15,199
Or fart.
1040
00:48:15,866 --> 00:48:17,326
Yeah, fart.
[CHUCKLES]
1041
00:48:17,410 --> 00:48:20,580
♪ Chloe, every day ♪
1042
00:48:20,663 --> 00:48:23,916
♪ We both wake up ready to play ♪
1043
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,587
♪ Never gonna say goodbye ♪
1044
00:48:27,670 --> 00:48:32,967
♪ To my furry Jedi ♪
1045
00:48:34,552 --> 00:48:36,095
What do you think?
1046
00:48:38,347 --> 00:48:39,473
I'm sorry.
1047
00:48:40,683 --> 00:48:42,143
NICOLE: Does he look sad to you?
1048
00:48:43,311 --> 00:48:45,354
I hate that he misses that hussy.
1049
00:48:45,438 --> 00:48:47,023
Dude, maybe he's bummed
1050
00:48:47,106 --> 00:48:49,692
because you've basically robbed him
of the chance to be a father.
1051
00:48:50,318 --> 00:48:54,530
You're like single-handedly perpetuating
the stereotype of deadbeat dads.
1052
00:48:54,614 --> 00:48:57,992
Okay, what am I supposed to do?
Max is a complete lunatic.
1053
00:48:58,075 --> 00:49:00,828
Well, you're just mad
because you kind of liked him,
1054
00:49:00,911 --> 00:49:02,204
and he wasn't into you.
1055
00:49:02,288 --> 00:49:03,914
Oh, no. [SCOFFS]
Please.
1056
00:49:03,998 --> 00:49:07,877
Okay, the guy disinfected a park bench
for, like, five minutes,
1057
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,045
like a serial killer.
1058
00:49:09,128 --> 00:49:10,838
Are you really gonna punish your dog
1059
00:49:10,921 --> 00:49:12,840
because the owner of his baby mama
rejected you?
1060
00:49:12,923 --> 00:49:15,092
- [SIGHS] Okay, bye.
- [PHONE BEEPS]
1061
00:49:16,427 --> 00:49:19,096
Oh, buddy, what did you get us into, huh?
1062
00:49:19,639 --> 00:49:21,974
I think you're muted.
Yeah, you're muted.
1063
00:49:22,058 --> 00:49:24,685
COLLEAGUE: Oh, my gosh.
Sorry, you guys. [CHUCKLES]
1064
00:49:24,769 --> 00:49:26,455
- You would think I would know...
- [PHONE CHIMES]
1065
00:49:26,479 --> 00:49:28,522
...how to use Zoom by now.
Okay, sorry.
1066
00:49:28,606 --> 00:49:31,776
Um, so what I'd love to do
is just jump into
1067
00:49:31,859 --> 00:49:35,071
the customer survey numbers
that came back.
1068
00:49:35,154 --> 00:49:37,031
Um, I know we're just digging...
1069
00:49:40,409 --> 00:49:41,452
Hey.
1070
00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:43,954
Hey.
1071
00:49:44,038 --> 00:49:45,206
Uh...
1072
00:49:47,041 --> 00:49:48,042
MAX: Wow.
1073
00:49:48,125 --> 00:49:49,627
Aw.
[CHUCKLES]
1074
00:49:49,710 --> 00:49:53,464
He was a little concerned
she wouldn't go for him with the cone on.
1075
00:49:53,547 --> 00:49:54,548
So you had him...
1076
00:49:54,632 --> 00:49:57,301
Yeah, just right off.
1077
00:49:57,385 --> 00:50:00,721
But he's been acting strange
since before then.
1078
00:50:00,805 --> 00:50:03,724
Yeah, Chloe's had a permanent case
of the Mondays.
1079
00:50:03,808 --> 00:50:04,892
Mm.
1080
00:50:04,975 --> 00:50:08,062
- Look at them now. [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah, they clearly dig each other.
1081
00:50:09,689 --> 00:50:10,981
- Oh, uh...
- Yeah?
1082
00:50:11,899 --> 00:50:14,151
Sorry.
He wouldn't give it up that easy.
1083
00:50:14,235 --> 00:50:16,278
- At least not as easy as she did.
- Ha!
1084
00:50:19,782 --> 00:50:24,578
Oh. Here.
It's my half of the vet bill.
1085
00:50:25,621 --> 00:50:26,622
Oh.
1086
00:50:27,957 --> 00:50:29,417
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
1087
00:50:30,251 --> 00:50:33,629
I also found some great podcasts
about raising puppies on Spotify.
1088
00:50:33,713 --> 00:50:36,424
I can share the playlist I made
with you, if you want.
1089
00:50:36,507 --> 00:50:37,627
That's actually really cool.
1090
00:50:39,343 --> 00:50:42,138
Look, I know how long
this whole pregnancy thing lasts.
1091
00:50:42,221 --> 00:50:45,641
And I do everything alone.
And I know how hard it is, and how...
1092
00:50:45,725 --> 00:50:47,351
Look, I mean, honestly, I could...
1093
00:50:48,936 --> 00:50:50,296
I couldn't have done the vet visit
1094
00:50:50,354 --> 00:50:52,606
without somebody else there
helping me stay focused,
1095
00:50:52,690 --> 00:50:54,024
even if it was you.
1096
00:50:54,650 --> 00:50:55,943
Thanks.
I think.
1097
00:50:56,527 --> 00:51:00,322
[SIGHS] And I've been reading online
about the mother's emotional well-being
1098
00:51:00,406 --> 00:51:02,566
during the pregnancy
and how it can affect the puppies.
1099
00:51:02,616 --> 00:51:06,412
And, I mean,
look how happy they are together, so...
1100
00:51:07,496 --> 00:51:12,209
I don't know, what if we, as friends,
got them together for a few playdates?
1101
00:51:12,293 --> 00:51:13,294
Just until the delivery?
1102
00:51:13,377 --> 00:51:16,422
And, I don't know, we can just,
like, drop them off somewhere.
1103
00:51:16,505 --> 00:51:19,258
I definitely do not want you
sticking around my place.
1104
00:51:19,341 --> 00:51:20,986
Well, yeah,
I don't want you at my place either.
1105
00:51:21,010 --> 00:51:22,261
Okay, cool, great.
1106
00:51:22,344 --> 00:51:25,347
Then we can choose some place neutral
to let them meet up.
1107
00:51:25,431 --> 00:51:26,599
Does that work for you?
1108
00:51:26,682 --> 00:51:29,435
I mean, I guess we'll be
doing it for the kids, right?
1109
00:51:31,604 --> 00:51:35,024
NARRATOR: You don't deliver the puppies.
Mom does.
1110
00:51:35,107 --> 00:51:38,027
Nature takes absolute control
of everything
1111
00:51:38,110 --> 00:51:40,821
and it all runs smoothly.
But...
1112
00:51:40,905 --> 00:51:43,282
[PHONE CHIMES]
1113
00:51:54,710 --> 00:51:56,629
It's nice to get that cone off, huh?
1114
00:51:56,712 --> 00:51:58,130
That thing sucked.
1115
00:51:58,881 --> 00:52:00,466
- Hi. Sorry.
- Hey.
1116
00:52:00,549 --> 00:52:02,968
We, uh, we got a little lost. Um...
1117
00:52:03,052 --> 00:52:05,012
- I've never been here before, so...
- Oh.
1118
00:52:05,095 --> 00:52:07,932
Hi, Chloe.
Oh, she's getting hefty.
1119
00:52:08,015 --> 00:52:09,350
Hefty girl.
1120
00:52:09,433 --> 00:52:12,621
Wait, you've lived here your entire life
and you've never been to Discovery Park?
1121
00:52:12,645 --> 00:52:14,563
How is that even possible?
1122
00:52:14,647 --> 00:52:17,107
Strangers, bacteria, wild animals.
1123
00:52:17,191 --> 00:52:21,070
But I brought a first-aid kit
and bear repellent, non-toxic. [EXHALES]
1124
00:52:21,153 --> 00:52:23,531
- Very prepared. All right.
- Yeah, I try to be prepared.
1125
00:52:23,614 --> 00:52:25,699
I take it you're not
a big hiker then, huh?
1126
00:52:25,783 --> 00:52:26,867
No, I can hang.
1127
00:52:29,328 --> 00:52:30,496
Nice cardigan.
1128
00:52:31,413 --> 00:52:34,583
Thanks. I didn't know
I was supposed to dress like Danny Zuko.
1129
00:52:35,918 --> 00:52:37,378
This is amazing.
1130
00:52:38,087 --> 00:52:41,507
I could just sit here and chill.
1131
00:52:42,216 --> 00:52:45,302
Yeah.
It's my thinking spot.
1132
00:52:45,386 --> 00:52:47,137
It gives me good vibes.
1133
00:52:47,221 --> 00:52:49,890
Well, thanks for sharing
your spot with me... us.
1134
00:52:51,225 --> 00:52:52,768
[MAX SIGHS]
1135
00:52:52,852 --> 00:52:53,894
You're welcome.
1136
00:52:57,690 --> 00:52:59,483
- Oh, shit.
- What?
1137
00:53:00,401 --> 00:53:02,801
I just finished all my water
and I forgot to bring them some.
1138
00:53:02,862 --> 00:53:04,154
Oh.
1139
00:53:04,238 --> 00:53:06,866
I swear, I'm such a selfish asshole sometimes.
1140
00:53:06,949 --> 00:53:08,868
No, you're not.
Here, I got it.
1141
00:53:09,952 --> 00:53:12,830
- Got it. It's BPA-free, don't worry.
- Oh.
1142
00:53:13,622 --> 00:53:15,624
Of course.
I could only assume.
1143
00:53:15,708 --> 00:53:18,043
Here you go, guys!
Here you go.
1144
00:53:18,127 --> 00:53:20,379
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
1145
00:53:23,799 --> 00:53:25,467
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
1146
00:53:34,143 --> 00:53:36,896
Shit, what am I gonna do?
1147
00:53:41,609 --> 00:53:44,945
Okay, make sure you behave yourself.
He's doing us a big favor.
1148
00:53:45,029 --> 00:53:47,114
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- [INHALES DEEPLY] Okay.
1149
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,408
- Hey.
- Hey.
1150
00:53:49,491 --> 00:53:51,452
Hi. Okay, come on in.
[CLEARS THROAT]
1151
00:53:52,202 --> 00:53:54,788
Um, I'm gonna need you
to put this on, if that's...
1152
00:53:56,415 --> 00:53:57,958
- Really?
- Yeah, just in the house.
1153
00:53:58,542 --> 00:53:59,752
- Okay.
- Sorry.
1154
00:53:59,835 --> 00:54:01,754
- [GRUNTS]
- Do it quickly, if that's okay.
1155
00:54:05,841 --> 00:54:08,594
[CHUCKLING] I'm just kidding.
You don't have to wear that.
1156
00:54:09,345 --> 00:54:10,405
You don't have to wear that.
1157
00:54:10,429 --> 00:54:13,390
Would've been reasonably funny if
I weren't being threatened with eviction.
1158
00:54:13,474 --> 00:54:15,476
- Yeah, no.
- They gave me two days...
1159
00:54:15,559 --> 00:54:17,662
You are gonna have to take
your shoes off though. For real.
1160
00:54:17,686 --> 00:54:19,563
- They gave me two days to decide.
- Yeah.
1161
00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:21,857
Me or Channing has to go.
[SIGHS]
1162
00:54:21,941 --> 00:54:25,361
And I'm really sorry, I just need a little
more time to figure out where to move.
1163
00:54:25,444 --> 00:54:28,864
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Thank you for letting him stay.
1164
00:54:28,948 --> 00:54:32,826
Yeah, I mean, it's a big step for me,
but it's what's best right now.
1165
00:54:32,910 --> 00:54:35,412
- You know, for both of them, so...
- [GASPS] Whoa.
1166
00:54:35,496 --> 00:54:36,747
Just gonna have to... What?
1167
00:54:36,830 --> 00:54:38,582
Wait, is this really from The Godfather?
1168
00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:40,250
Uh, well, technically it is, but...
1169
00:54:40,334 --> 00:54:42,169
That is my all-time favorite movie.
1170
00:54:42,252 --> 00:54:45,214
- Which part?
- Not Part III, that's for damn sure.
1171
00:54:45,297 --> 00:54:47,508
- Yeah. Wait, don't touch it!
- Jeez!
1172
00:54:47,591 --> 00:54:49,843
- I'm sorry. I just...
- I didn't. Just...
1173
00:54:49,927 --> 00:54:51,261
- You were going to.
- Oh.
1174
00:54:51,345 --> 00:54:52,388
Oh, oh, oh.
1175
00:54:52,471 --> 00:54:53,472
Yeah?
1176
00:54:53,555 --> 00:54:57,226
Will you hook this up
to your Wi-Fi for me?
1177
00:54:57,309 --> 00:54:58,978
Just so I can make sure he's okay.
1178
00:54:59,061 --> 00:55:00,661
Uh, well, I can't let you on my network.
1179
00:55:01,188 --> 00:55:02,189
Why?
1180
00:55:02,272 --> 00:55:03,857
I'd have to give you my password.
1181
00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:07,921
- And what if you see me in my underwear?
- Mm. That is not a vision that I need.
1182
00:55:07,945 --> 00:55:09,905
Just please hook it up, just at night.
1183
00:55:10,489 --> 00:55:12,616
Anything else of mine
you'd like to take over?
1184
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,953
Channing is used to his things,
so this will just...
1185
00:55:16,036 --> 00:55:17,847
- Well, it doesn't have to...
- ...get him acclimated.
1186
00:55:17,871 --> 00:55:20,249
- He likes them spread out?
- Wait, where is Channing?
1187
00:55:20,332 --> 00:55:22,459
- I don't know.
- Ooh, I bet he's marking.
1188
00:55:22,543 --> 00:55:23,919
You don't think he is, do you?
1189
00:55:27,339 --> 00:55:30,551
[WHIMPERING]
1190
00:55:30,634 --> 00:55:36,306
[CHANNING BARKING]
1191
00:55:41,937 --> 00:55:43,439
Really?
1192
00:55:44,481 --> 00:55:46,859
[PHONE RINGING]
1193
00:55:46,942 --> 00:55:48,318
What happened?
Is he okay?
1194
00:55:48,402 --> 00:55:50,821
MAX: Do you want to just come over
and sleep on the couch?
1195
00:55:50,904 --> 00:55:52,156
Really?
Are you sure?
1196
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,283
MAX: Yes, he misses you.
1197
00:56:03,876 --> 00:56:06,086
[KEYS JANGLING]
1198
00:56:06,170 --> 00:56:07,963
- NICOLE: Hey.
- Hi.
1199
00:56:08,047 --> 00:56:11,050
We're having a little family cuddle.
Aren't we?
1200
00:56:14,762 --> 00:56:16,388
MAX: What's happening?
1201
00:56:17,056 --> 00:56:18,182
Right.
Well,
1202
00:56:18,807 --> 00:56:20,577
I went to the Fremont Sunday Flea
this morning
1203
00:56:20,601 --> 00:56:21,977
and I found all this great stuff.
1204
00:56:22,061 --> 00:56:23,937
What... Okay.
Yeah, um...
1205
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,398
Uh, why is it here?
1206
00:56:26,482 --> 00:56:28,108
It's for the house that I'm staging.
1207
00:56:28,192 --> 00:56:30,903
This way I don't have to keep going
back and forth from my place.
1208
00:56:30,986 --> 00:56:32,172
It's just for a couple of days.
1209
00:56:32,196 --> 00:56:34,656
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1210
00:56:34,740 --> 00:56:38,285
But look, there's a path.
I mean, it's a little zig-zag-y, but...
1211
00:56:38,368 --> 00:56:40,954
- "Zig-zag-y" isn't a word.
- Why are you freaking out?
1212
00:56:41,038 --> 00:56:43,874
- You've disrupted my apartment.
- What does that mean exactly?
1213
00:56:43,957 --> 00:56:47,753
I don't like junk all over my apartment.
Or people.
1214
00:56:47,836 --> 00:56:50,297
- Um, I... I can't be... I'm gonna...
- NICOLE: Okay.
1215
00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:51,673
Chloe?
Chloe, come on.
1216
00:56:51,757 --> 00:56:53,383
Chloe, we're gonna...
1217
00:56:53,467 --> 00:56:55,052
I, um... Yeah, I'm just gonna...
1218
00:56:56,345 --> 00:56:57,513
Chloe, come on.
1219
00:57:00,057 --> 00:57:02,184
Oh, my God.
What just happened?
1220
00:57:02,267 --> 00:57:05,062
MAX: I mean, am I crazy?
Am I being unreasonable?
1221
00:57:05,145 --> 00:57:06,664
I feel like
she's being pretty inconsiderate.
1222
00:57:06,688 --> 00:57:10,234
Who brings a bunch of garbage
to somebody else's apartment?
1223
00:57:10,317 --> 00:57:12,444
It's unbelievable.
1224
00:57:13,821 --> 00:57:15,114
[EXHALES]
1225
00:57:15,197 --> 00:57:17,116
I mean, I know I have some issues.
1226
00:57:20,077 --> 00:57:21,078
[EXHALES]
1227
00:57:25,916 --> 00:57:27,960
Hey, look, thanks for listening.
1228
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,380
All right.
1229
00:57:31,463 --> 00:57:33,590
Sometimes I just freak out. You know?
I just...
1230
00:57:36,009 --> 00:57:38,178
[EXHALES]
1231
00:57:39,429 --> 00:57:41,309
NICOLE: Listen, I'm gonna get out of your space.
1232
00:57:41,390 --> 00:57:42,516
Hey, Nicole, I...
1233
00:57:42,599 --> 00:57:44,768
This was a really, really bad idea.
1234
00:57:44,852 --> 00:57:46,704
I've messaged some other friends
to see if they can take him.
1235
00:57:46,728 --> 00:57:47,771
Nicole...
1236
00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:50,607
I am sorry.
1237
00:57:50,691 --> 00:57:51,775
Um...
1238
00:57:51,859 --> 00:57:56,321
I have my own issues
and I'm trying to work on them.
1239
00:57:56,405 --> 00:58:00,159
- Oh. So it's not all me?
- That's what I'm trying to say.
1240
00:58:01,493 --> 00:58:04,580
I know rules
aren't really your thing, but,
1241
00:58:04,663 --> 00:58:09,001
for me, they're how
I get through the day, so...
1242
00:58:09,084 --> 00:58:11,795
Why do you think you worry so much?
1243
00:58:11,879 --> 00:58:14,381
I don't know. I guess I've always
just kind of been a worrier.
1244
00:58:14,464 --> 00:58:16,008
Even when you were a kid?
1245
00:58:16,091 --> 00:58:20,679
I used to drive my parents crazy
with all my thoughts of bad shit.
1246
00:58:21,889 --> 00:58:24,933
It's created a bit of loneliness.
1247
00:58:25,434 --> 00:58:28,770
Yeah, and then I chose
to pursue music, which was stupid
1248
00:58:28,854 --> 00:58:31,398
because, you know,
it sets you up for a lot of judgment.
1249
00:58:31,481 --> 00:58:33,275
- And people really do judge.
- Yeah.
1250
00:58:33,358 --> 00:58:35,277
Um...
[SNAPS FINGERS]
1251
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,821
So, yeah, that kind of messed with
my whole confidence thing.
1252
00:58:37,905 --> 00:58:39,990
- Yeah, I bet.
- Yeah.
1253
00:58:40,073 --> 00:58:42,409
Then I met a girl who, uh...
1254
00:58:44,036 --> 00:58:46,163
didn't really care about my issues.
1255
00:58:46,246 --> 00:58:50,500
She seemed to love me
for who I was, which was cool.
1256
00:58:50,584 --> 00:58:52,169
Really cool, in fact.
1257
00:58:52,252 --> 00:58:56,131
And I was, um...
I was gonna propose to her.
1258
00:58:56,215 --> 00:58:57,925
- Oh, wow!
- Mm-hmm.
1259
00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:01,762
Until I got COVID.
1260
00:59:02,763 --> 00:59:05,015
Fr... Um, from her.
1261
00:59:05,849 --> 00:59:09,102
- Okay.
- Which she got from a dude.
1262
00:59:09,186 --> 00:59:10,604
Oh.
1263
00:59:10,687 --> 00:59:13,023
- Oh, no! She was cheating on you?
- Yeah.
1264
00:59:13,607 --> 00:59:18,362
So, you know, I quarantined, um,
solo for, like, two years.
1265
00:59:18,445 --> 00:59:20,697
But I actually really liked being alone,
you know?
1266
00:59:20,781 --> 00:59:23,283
I'm better off by myself, I've realized.
1267
00:59:23,367 --> 00:59:28,664
But it, you know,
perhaps explains my, uh, lameness.
1268
00:59:28,747 --> 00:59:29,873
Max.
1269
00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:33,502
Hey, I do not think you're lame.
1270
00:59:33,585 --> 00:59:34,670
[SCOFFS]
1271
00:59:34,753 --> 00:59:36,004
Seriously, at all.
1272
00:59:36,088 --> 00:59:38,966
I'm actually really enjoying
getting to know you.
1273
00:59:39,049 --> 00:59:40,217
Seriously.
1274
00:59:43,929 --> 00:59:45,472
And I will... Oh.
1275
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,850
- Oh, my God. I...
- I'm sorry.
1276
00:59:48,934 --> 00:59:50,852
- No, I thought...
- No, I...
1277
00:59:50,936 --> 00:59:53,105
- Sorry, I was trying to lean...
- No, I'm sorry.
1278
00:59:53,188 --> 00:59:54,249
- Don't be sorry.
- Why would you say sorry?
1279
00:59:54,273 --> 00:59:56,316
- I just kissed your chin.
- Yeah, it's...
1280
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,401
I should...
1281
01:00:08,745 --> 01:00:12,374
Look, I'm sorry
for taking over your sanctuary.
1282
01:00:12,457 --> 01:00:14,126
- No, look...
- Seriously, Max.
1283
01:00:14,209 --> 01:00:16,420
It's really nice
that you're letting me stay here
1284
01:00:16,503 --> 01:00:19,256
and I will sign a new apartment lease
right after the puppies arrive.
1285
01:00:19,339 --> 01:00:22,759
And I can even, you know,
help out around the house.
1286
01:00:22,843 --> 01:00:23,969
I can cook.
1287
01:00:24,052 --> 01:00:26,054
- That's okay.
- Okay, probably for the best.
1288
01:00:26,138 --> 01:00:27,431
Um...
1289
01:00:27,514 --> 01:00:30,600
Okay. Yeah, um,
all right, offer accepted.
1290
01:00:30,684 --> 01:00:31,685
Great.
1291
01:00:38,608 --> 01:00:41,069
What the fuck?
Where the fuck are the towels?
1292
01:00:41,653 --> 01:00:43,697
Oh, my God.
Where are the towels?
1293
01:00:46,074 --> 01:00:47,385
What the hell has she done with them?
1294
01:00:47,409 --> 01:00:48,660
Oh, my God!
1295
01:00:48,744 --> 01:00:50,996
What?
What?
1296
01:00:51,079 --> 01:00:52,831
Get out!
What... Get out!
1297
01:00:52,914 --> 01:00:53,915
Okay!
1298
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,585
Lock the door next time, dude.
1299
01:00:56,668 --> 01:00:59,171
- Close the goddamn door!
- What did you say?
1300
01:00:59,254 --> 01:01:00,547
- Yeah?
- No, no. Go!
1301
01:01:00,630 --> 01:01:03,383
- Oh. You are so confusing.
- Go.
1302
01:01:05,135 --> 01:01:08,347
Goddamn it. Okay, guys.
Come on, dogs. Go, go! Out.
1303
01:01:08,430 --> 01:01:10,307
- [DOG BARKS]
- Come on. Out, out.
1304
01:01:10,390 --> 01:01:11,558
Go.
1305
01:01:12,601 --> 01:01:15,896
God.
For fuck's sake.
1306
01:01:17,814 --> 01:01:19,524
- Hey, Max?
- What?
1307
01:01:21,026 --> 01:01:22,402
Not bad.
1308
01:01:30,410 --> 01:01:31,411
MAX: Okay, guys.
1309
01:01:32,662 --> 01:01:33,705
Ready?
1310
01:01:33,789 --> 01:01:37,834
No preservatives or fillers
or anything artificial.
1311
01:01:41,755 --> 01:01:43,382
That's, like, really good.
1312
01:01:44,883 --> 01:01:48,678
No, this is silly.
Look. Channing and Chloe.
1313
01:01:48,762 --> 01:01:52,766
No, I mean, it's good...
I mean, all your art is awesome.
1314
01:01:53,475 --> 01:01:55,235
You ever think about
doing it professionally?
1315
01:01:55,769 --> 01:01:57,646
You ever think about
doing that professionally?
1316
01:02:04,653 --> 01:02:06,863
Okay, I'm retreating now.
1317
01:02:15,997 --> 01:02:17,207
[KEYBOARD PLAYING]
1318
01:02:17,290 --> 01:02:22,170
♪ Take my home and take my things ♪
1319
01:02:23,338 --> 01:02:28,176
♪ I give my all to thee ♪
1320
01:02:29,136 --> 01:02:33,432
♪ Take them for eternity ♪
1321
01:02:33,515 --> 01:02:39,438
♪ Dearest Nicole-y ♪
1322
01:02:39,521 --> 01:02:42,107
♪ Nicole-y, Nicole-y... ♪
1323
01:02:42,190 --> 01:02:44,860
Okay, okay.
All right, all right, all right.
1324
01:02:44,943 --> 01:02:45,944
I get it.
1325
01:02:47,237 --> 01:02:49,614
I wanted to go U-Dub for art and design,
1326
01:02:49,698 --> 01:02:53,577
but my dad got sick, so I didn't,
and then he died, and now I'm here.
1327
01:02:55,871 --> 01:02:56,872
Okay.
1328
01:02:58,540 --> 01:02:59,541
Okay.
1329
01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:01,960
Thanks for telling me that.
1330
01:03:06,131 --> 01:03:09,134
I showed you mine.
Play me a real song.
1331
01:03:09,301 --> 01:03:11,052
No, that's not gonna happen.
1332
01:03:11,136 --> 01:03:12,429
I'm turning it off, actually.
1333
01:03:12,512 --> 01:03:13,573
[MIMICS ELVIS PRESLEY]
Thank you very much.
1334
01:03:13,597 --> 01:03:14,764
[NICOLE CHUCKLES]
1335
01:03:14,848 --> 01:03:15,908
["FEVER TO THE FORM" PLAYING]
1336
01:03:15,932 --> 01:03:18,643
- Hey, I really like your tone, though.
- Shut up.
1337
01:03:18,727 --> 01:03:20,145
MAX: Shuffling the deck.
1338
01:03:20,228 --> 01:03:21,831
- Everyone has their card locked in.
- No cheating!
1339
01:03:21,855 --> 01:03:23,273
No cheating.
Okay?
1340
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,987
- I have not altered the deck of cards.
- Don't do any funny business.
1341
01:03:29,070 --> 01:03:30,447
MAX: A little bit of magic.
1342
01:03:32,073 --> 01:03:33,533
Was this your card?
1343
01:03:33,617 --> 01:03:35,118
- No way!
- [CHANNING BARKING]
1344
01:03:35,202 --> 01:03:36,387
- It was, huh?
- [NICOLE LAUGHS]
1345
01:03:36,411 --> 01:03:37,913
How did you do that?
1346
01:03:37,996 --> 01:03:39,664
That's crazy.
1347
01:03:39,748 --> 01:03:41,333
Blew your mind, Chloe.
1348
01:03:58,225 --> 01:03:59,226
Uh-uh.
1349
01:04:00,477 --> 01:04:01,520
Really?
1350
01:04:04,606 --> 01:04:05,815
Just put it in.
1351
01:04:14,699 --> 01:04:16,701
- [VACUUM WHIRRING]
- [BARKING]
1352
01:04:16,868 --> 01:04:18,745
You should check out the classes we offer.
1353
01:04:19,538 --> 01:04:21,623
Wait.
Lamaze for dogs?
1354
01:04:38,682 --> 01:04:39,724
[LAUGHING]
1355
01:04:40,809 --> 01:04:42,686
- Oh, my God!
- Whoo!
1356
01:04:42,769 --> 01:04:46,940
Just put it in your mouth.
Just put it in your mouth!
1357
01:04:54,823 --> 01:04:56,950
Oh, my God! It worked! Oh, my God!
1358
01:04:57,033 --> 01:04:59,661
- NICOLE: Ah!
- Did you get it? Did you get it?
1359
01:04:59,744 --> 01:05:00,930
I got it. I got it.
Got it. Got it.
1360
01:05:00,954 --> 01:05:02,414
- I got it.
- Good job, guys!
1361
01:05:02,497 --> 01:05:03,498
Mine is good.
1362
01:05:03,582 --> 01:05:04,833
[PHONE CHIMES]
1363
01:05:25,186 --> 01:05:26,855
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1364
01:05:33,028 --> 01:05:34,195
Happy to see you, man.
1365
01:05:34,279 --> 01:05:35,631
- How are you feeling?
- Yeah, good.
1366
01:05:35,655 --> 01:05:36,823
- All right?
- Yeah.
1367
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,535
I wasn't gonna fire you.
1368
01:05:55,634 --> 01:05:57,552
- MAX: Okay.
- NICOLE: Aw, good boy!
1369
01:05:57,719 --> 01:05:59,554
Good boy!
Did you...
1370
01:05:59,638 --> 01:06:01,389
- Oh, wait. Did you... Oh!
- Okay.
1371
01:06:01,473 --> 01:06:02,633
[NICOLE LAUGHING]
Oh, my God.
1372
01:06:02,682 --> 01:06:06,728
- How does this even happen? [LAUGHS]
- Hold on. I got it. I got it. I got it.
1373
01:06:06,811 --> 01:06:09,439
Okay. Hold on, I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
1374
01:06:09,522 --> 01:06:10,607
Okay, okay.
1375
01:06:10,690 --> 01:06:11,691
I...
1376
01:06:11,775 --> 01:06:13,568
- Sorry. It's...
- It's okay.
1377
01:06:13,735 --> 01:06:16,196
- Okay.
- [NICOLE GIGGLING]
1378
01:06:22,118 --> 01:06:23,745
- [PHONE CHIMES]
- Oh.
1379
01:06:23,828 --> 01:06:25,288
[NICOLE SIGHS]
1380
01:06:25,372 --> 01:06:27,040
Crap, we're gonna be late.
1381
01:06:27,123 --> 01:06:29,584
Time to go to our class
full of dog people.
1382
01:06:29,668 --> 01:06:30,710
Mm, all right.
1383
01:06:31,252 --> 01:06:33,380
Wait.
Are you...
1384
01:06:33,463 --> 01:06:36,216
You're sure that
that won't make you anxious?
1385
01:06:38,259 --> 01:06:39,844
No, I think I'm good.
1386
01:06:49,896 --> 01:06:55,902
Hello, and welcome to your first
Doggie Lamaze session.
1387
01:06:57,070 --> 01:07:00,448
When I say, "Who let the dogs out?"
1388
01:07:00,532 --> 01:07:03,910
you say, "Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!"
1389
01:07:04,077 --> 01:07:05,203
This is insane.
1390
01:07:05,286 --> 01:07:07,288
- [WHISPERS] I love it.
- Who let the dogs out?
1391
01:07:07,372 --> 01:07:10,458
ALL: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
1392
01:07:10,542 --> 01:07:12,252
I think we can do better than that.
1393
01:07:12,335 --> 01:07:15,004
- Let's get on all fours.
- MAX: Wait, what?
1394
01:07:15,672 --> 01:07:16,756
I'm not doing it.
1395
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,466
Who let the dogs out?
1396
01:07:18,550 --> 01:07:21,469
ALL: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
1397
01:07:21,553 --> 01:07:27,100
Yes! See, dogs feed on our enthusiasm.
1398
01:07:27,183 --> 01:07:30,812
So we want to show them
a lot of positive energy.
1399
01:07:30,895 --> 01:07:35,650
We're gonna start today's class
by doing a bit of role play.
1400
01:07:35,734 --> 01:07:37,068
- Okay?
- Fuck off.
1401
01:07:37,152 --> 01:07:42,407
Can one grandparent please adopt
the female urination stance?
1402
01:07:42,490 --> 01:07:45,577
Now, this is a common position
1403
01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:49,998
that a bitch will adopt
during contractions.
1404
01:07:50,081 --> 01:07:51,166
Okay?
1405
01:07:51,249 --> 01:07:53,293
There.
Good.
1406
01:07:53,376 --> 01:07:55,545
I'm gonna go around
and check everyone out, okay?
1407
01:07:55,628 --> 01:07:58,673
- Quick. You're gonna fall behind. Get up.
- Okay, all right.
1408
01:07:58,757 --> 01:08:02,010
Okay. Oh,
I almost stepped on your bitch.
1409
01:08:02,093 --> 01:08:06,055
Oh, well, what a nice couple you are.
1410
01:08:06,139 --> 01:08:08,019
- Oh, no. We're...
- Oh, no, we're not a couple.
1411
01:08:08,057 --> 01:08:09,058
All right.
1412
01:08:09,142 --> 01:08:11,102
- [BONES CRACKING]
- [MAX WHEEZES]
1413
01:08:11,186 --> 01:08:13,188
- INSTRUCTOR: How does that feel?
- It feels great.
1414
01:08:13,271 --> 01:08:15,523
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
1415
01:08:15,607 --> 01:08:19,943
A gentle ear rub and panting encouragement
1416
01:08:20,028 --> 01:08:22,613
when a bitch is having contractions
1417
01:08:22,697 --> 01:08:25,825
can really help calm a laboring bitch.
1418
01:08:25,908 --> 01:08:28,243
So let's all pant together, okay?
1419
01:08:28,327 --> 01:08:32,332
[ALL PANTING]
1420
01:08:34,751 --> 01:08:36,169
- INSTRUCTOR: Yes.
- MAX: Yeah.
1421
01:08:36,252 --> 01:08:38,086
See how he's doing over here?
1422
01:08:38,171 --> 01:08:40,715
How are you guys doing?
Good job.
1423
01:08:40,799 --> 01:08:44,928
Ma'am, you need to get your crotch
lower to the floor. All right.
1424
01:08:45,010 --> 01:08:47,180
I mean, she said
you were being a good bitch.
1425
01:08:47,263 --> 01:08:48,807
- Let's try it again.
- Uh-uh.
1426
01:08:48,890 --> 01:08:52,100
MAX: Did she have to use
the word "bitch" so much?
1427
01:08:52,185 --> 01:08:54,038
NICOLE: You know what,
I actually learned something, though.
1428
01:08:54,062 --> 01:08:55,939
MAX: Oh, yeah?
We learned something?
1429
01:08:56,022 --> 01:08:59,024
I mean, Nicole, she was dry-humping my leg
1430
01:08:59,108 --> 01:09:01,568
and breathing into my face,
asking me to...
1431
01:09:01,653 --> 01:09:05,156
- Heel, heel, heel, heel, heel, heel.
- Okay, you're not even listening.
1432
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,241
Halt.
1433
01:09:07,116 --> 01:09:08,326
Socialize.
1434
01:09:11,912 --> 01:09:14,207
- Rescue?
- Uh, yeah.
1435
01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:16,167
Really?
1436
01:09:16,876 --> 01:09:18,336
Yes, really.
Yeah, really.
1437
01:09:18,419 --> 01:09:20,671
Why'd you stutter?
Are you lying?
1438
01:09:20,755 --> 01:09:22,006
What?
No.
1439
01:09:22,090 --> 01:09:23,758
You don't look like a rescuer.
1440
01:09:23,841 --> 01:09:26,260
What does a rescuer...
I mean, I assure you, she is a rescue.
1441
01:09:26,344 --> 01:09:27,720
She better be.
1442
01:09:27,804 --> 01:09:30,055
Hey! What's going on here?
1443
01:09:30,139 --> 01:09:33,475
- This man is a breeder.
- Who are you calling a breeder?
1444
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,979
Listen, lady.
Back off!
1445
01:09:36,062 --> 01:09:37,313
Jesus.
1446
01:09:40,024 --> 01:09:41,859
A dog's for life,
not just for Christmas.
1447
01:09:41,943 --> 01:09:45,153
Yeah, we know.
It's fucking September.
1448
01:09:45,238 --> 01:09:46,447
[SIGHS]
1449
01:09:46,531 --> 01:09:49,783
- That was amazing.
- Yeah, well, we're a pack, right?
1450
01:09:49,868 --> 01:09:54,247
This week has been crazy,
but in a good way. In a good way.
1451
01:09:54,330 --> 01:09:56,916
So, are you excited to be a dad?
You're gonna do so great.
1452
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:02,463
Hey, thank you so much for today.
That was so fun and so weird.
1453
01:10:02,547 --> 01:10:05,133
Yeah, and thank you.
It was a blast.
1454
01:10:18,271 --> 01:10:19,355
Hey.
1455
01:10:20,857 --> 01:10:21,858
Whoa.
1456
01:10:22,483 --> 01:10:26,738
- What?
- You just... You look really, uh, good.
1457
01:10:26,821 --> 01:10:28,031
Thanks.
1458
01:10:32,535 --> 01:10:33,870
Do you want to go out?
1459
01:10:33,953 --> 01:10:36,915
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, right.
1460
01:10:36,998 --> 01:10:39,459
No, come on.
It'll be fun.
1461
01:10:40,293 --> 01:10:42,045
Are you... Just you and me?
1462
01:10:43,296 --> 01:10:44,422
Uh...
1463
01:10:45,173 --> 01:10:48,468
No, no, no.
I'm going to meet Shay.
1464
01:10:48,551 --> 01:10:49,677
- Oh.
- Um...
1465
01:10:49,761 --> 01:10:52,972
And Naomi, I think, later,
so I just, um...
1466
01:10:53,056 --> 01:10:55,850
Just didn't want to exclude you
if you wanted to come out with us.
1467
01:10:55,934 --> 01:10:58,019
Just... No.
At a bar?
1468
01:10:58,102 --> 01:10:59,312
Yeah.
1469
01:10:59,395 --> 01:11:01,981
- Yeah, no, thanks. Um...
- Come on, it'll be fun.
1470
01:11:02,065 --> 01:11:04,442
Somebody's gotta walk the dogs.
1471
01:11:04,525 --> 01:11:05,526
Um...
1472
01:11:05,610 --> 01:11:09,322
No, just not tonight.
I mean, actually I have other plans.
1473
01:11:09,405 --> 01:11:11,449
- I've got some plans, so...
- Oh.
1474
01:11:12,742 --> 01:11:14,535
Other plans.
Okay.
1475
01:11:14,619 --> 01:11:17,872
- I sometimes have plans too.
- Yeah, I get it.
1476
01:11:18,414 --> 01:11:20,833
You've got plans.
Have fun with your plans.
1477
01:11:20,917 --> 01:11:24,170
I will.
They're real plans.
1478
01:11:24,796 --> 01:11:26,255
Okay, my friend.
1479
01:11:26,339 --> 01:11:27,899
[MUTTERS]
Stop saying the word "plans."
1480
01:11:27,966 --> 01:11:30,176
I'll be back later and I'll walk the dogs.
1481
01:11:34,889 --> 01:11:37,183
- Thank you for hanging last minute.
- Of course, babe.
1482
01:11:37,266 --> 01:11:39,727
I can't believe that hermit dude
turned down this dime-piece.
1483
01:11:39,811 --> 01:11:41,270
- He's not a hermit.
- His loss.
1484
01:11:41,354 --> 01:11:42,355
He's not.
1485
01:11:44,065 --> 01:11:46,776
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
1486
01:11:47,485 --> 01:11:49,028
SHAY: What are you doing?
1487
01:11:49,112 --> 01:11:51,572
- Hunter Fosterini just walked in.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
1488
01:11:51,656 --> 01:11:53,467
I saw he texted
while you were in the bathroom,
1489
01:11:53,491 --> 01:11:55,243
so I responded with your location.
1490
01:11:55,326 --> 01:11:56,953
Goddamn it, Shay, why?
1491
01:11:57,036 --> 01:11:59,348
I thought you'd want a rebound beard
since you were rejected.
1492
01:11:59,372 --> 01:12:00,832
Well, I don't.
1493
01:12:00,915 --> 01:12:02,792
Really?
You've changed.
1494
01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:05,715
- That's awesome, Nic. Oh! Oh, oh.
- Hide me. Hide me. Hide me. Hide me.
1495
01:12:05,753 --> 01:12:07,233
- Please!
- SHAY: Okay. Uh, I don't...
1496
01:12:07,296 --> 01:12:09,340
Ding dong!
1497
01:12:10,425 --> 01:12:11,634
Hi!
1498
01:12:11,718 --> 01:12:13,845
Hey, Nicole. Yo!
1499
01:12:13,928 --> 01:12:15,805
- Hey.
- How are you?
1500
01:12:15,888 --> 01:12:16,889
Are you good?
1501
01:12:16,973 --> 01:12:19,058
No, Nicole.
I am not good.
1502
01:12:19,142 --> 01:12:21,269
As you know, I put my house
on the market this week.
1503
01:12:21,352 --> 01:12:22,603
- Yeah.
- And it sold.
1504
01:12:22,687 --> 01:12:25,982
For 500,000 over asking, all Ethereum.
1505
01:12:26,065 --> 01:12:28,818
So, no. No, Nicole.
I am not good.
1506
01:12:28,901 --> 01:12:32,697
I'm fricking fantastic!
You did amazing! [CHEERS]
1507
01:12:32,780 --> 01:12:35,116
A drink for everybody!
Tequila, eh?
1508
01:12:35,199 --> 01:12:39,037
- [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [ALL CHEERING]
1509
01:12:39,162 --> 01:12:40,538
Ah. Ugh!
1510
01:12:40,621 --> 01:12:44,000
It went up my nose!
[LAUGHS]
1511
01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:46,210
♪ When I close my eyes ♪
1512
01:12:46,294 --> 01:12:48,880
♪ You're all that I'm thinking of ♪
1513
01:12:48,963 --> 01:12:51,215
♪ And when I say good night ♪
1514
01:12:51,299 --> 01:12:53,676
♪ You're all that I'm thinking of ♪
1515
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,928
♪ And when I'm driving home ♪
1516
01:12:56,012 --> 01:12:58,598
♪ You're all that I'm thinking of ♪
1517
01:12:58,681 --> 01:13:03,352
♪ And when I'm all alone
I'm not alone, just need you to know ♪
1518
01:13:03,436 --> 01:13:06,397
♪ You're all that I'm thinking of ♪
1519
01:13:06,481 --> 01:13:07,565
♪ Baby ♪
1520
01:13:07,648 --> 01:13:08,775
You're so good.
1521
01:13:08,858 --> 01:13:10,443
♪ Baby ♪
1522
01:13:10,526 --> 01:13:14,489
- [HUNTER VOCALIZING]
- [PATRONS CHEERING]
1523
01:13:14,572 --> 01:13:16,199
♪ Come on, baby ♪
1524
01:13:16,282 --> 01:13:17,408
Whoo!
1525
01:13:18,493 --> 01:13:21,287
- So, are you from here?
- Huh?
1526
01:13:21,370 --> 01:13:23,372
- Are you from here?
- Ah.
1527
01:13:23,456 --> 01:13:25,458
Is your family here?
They live here?
1528
01:13:25,541 --> 01:13:27,960
- You're funny. I like funny.
- I'm funny?
1529
01:13:28,044 --> 01:13:29,629
You're funny, yes.
1530
01:13:29,712 --> 01:13:31,839
How'd you get to be so chill?
1531
01:13:32,882 --> 01:13:34,050
- What?
- Plus, I, uh...
1532
01:13:34,884 --> 01:13:36,219
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
1533
01:13:36,302 --> 01:13:37,804
- What? I don't...
- Bellissima.
1534
01:13:37,887 --> 01:13:38,930
Oh.
1535
01:13:39,013 --> 01:13:40,431
Beautiful.
1536
01:13:43,226 --> 01:13:46,938
- Mm. [CHUCKLES]
- Oh. Oh, oh. Okay.
1537
01:13:47,021 --> 01:13:48,207
- [KEYS JANGLING]
- [DOOR CREAKS]
1538
01:13:48,231 --> 01:13:50,650
- Shh.
- [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
1539
01:13:50,733 --> 01:13:53,778
- Please be quiet. Don't touch anything.
- [LAUGHS] Shh. Shh.
1540
01:13:53,861 --> 01:13:56,405
[SNICKERS]
It's tiny.
1541
01:13:56,489 --> 01:13:57,824
It's charming.
1542
01:13:57,907 --> 01:13:59,301
- Okay, I'm gonna walk the dogs.
- Charming.
1543
01:13:59,325 --> 01:14:01,828
- All right.
- Ah, look, like, little dogs!
1544
01:14:01,911 --> 01:14:03,913
Shh.
Please don't touch anything.
1545
01:14:03,996 --> 01:14:05,331
- No, no, no.
- [HUNTER LAUGHS]
1546
01:14:05,414 --> 01:14:06,874
Please.
No touching. Shh.
1547
01:14:06,958 --> 01:14:08,668
[SHUSHING]
1548
01:14:08,751 --> 01:14:10,586
[HUNTER LAUGHING]
1549
01:14:11,379 --> 01:14:13,422
Who is this?
What's...
1550
01:14:13,506 --> 01:14:14,549
Hey.
1551
01:14:15,174 --> 01:14:18,928
Uh, this is Hunter.
1552
01:14:19,011 --> 01:14:20,471
I'm her boss.
1553
01:14:21,514 --> 01:14:23,683
- Who are you?
- I live here.
1554
01:14:23,766 --> 01:14:26,853
This is Max.
He's my... roommate.
1555
01:14:26,936 --> 01:14:29,272
HUNTER: Ah, cute. Roommates.
1556
01:14:29,355 --> 01:14:31,899
Eh, a little small for a roommate.
1557
01:14:31,983 --> 01:14:33,401
- NICOLE: Oh!
- Oh.
1558
01:14:33,484 --> 01:14:35,069
Hey. Hey, no, no, no, no, no!
1559
01:14:35,153 --> 01:14:37,446
- I think I broke a tooth!
- Give that to me.
1560
01:14:37,530 --> 01:14:39,574
- [LAUGHS] Relax.
- Those are collectibles, man!
1561
01:14:39,657 --> 01:14:43,327
- So I'll buy you a new one. [LAUGHS]
- Buy me a new...
1562
01:14:43,411 --> 01:14:45,097
Can I talk to you for a second
in privacy, please?
1563
01:14:45,121 --> 01:14:46,956
Yeah.
Oh, my... Jesus.
1564
01:14:47,039 --> 01:14:49,000
Relax.
I'll buy you 10, 20.
1565
01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:51,752
Who is this douchebag?
Did you seriously bring a guy back here?
1566
01:14:51,836 --> 01:14:53,636
I said that I was gonna walk
the dogs tonight.
1567
01:14:53,671 --> 01:14:54,791
I'm just trying to help out.
1568
01:14:54,839 --> 01:14:57,758
You're trying to help by bringing
Italian Fabio back to the house?
1569
01:14:57,842 --> 01:15:00,136
Yeah.
He's the CEO of Crypt-Yo.
1570
01:15:00,219 --> 01:15:01,554
What the fuck is Crypt-Yo?
1571
01:15:01,637 --> 01:15:03,782
It's the house that I'm staging.
It's really important to me.
1572
01:15:03,806 --> 01:15:05,242
You're staging a house for this mother...
1573
01:15:05,266 --> 01:15:06,642
- Hey! No!
- [SCREAMS]
1574
01:15:06,726 --> 01:15:08,769
Hey.
Give that back to me right now!
1575
01:15:08,853 --> 01:15:11,230
You can't buy me a new one.
It's irreplaceable, you dick!
1576
01:15:11,314 --> 01:15:13,900
Do... Give it to me.
Oh, my God.
1577
01:15:13,983 --> 01:15:15,359
[MAX COUGHS]
1578
01:15:15,443 --> 01:15:18,196
Max, I'm really sorry.
Oh, please don't touch the dogs.
1579
01:15:18,279 --> 01:15:20,198
- MAX: Hey, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, little puppy!
1580
01:15:20,281 --> 01:15:22,408
Do not fuck with my dog, okay?
1581
01:15:22,491 --> 01:15:27,330
Bro, sit the fuck down or I'm gonna
give you a spanking like a little baby.
1582
01:15:27,413 --> 01:15:29,099
- Can we just... Let's not.
- [HUNTER LAUGHS]
1583
01:15:29,123 --> 01:15:30,917
- [HUNTER GRUNTS]
- Oh!
1584
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,293
Ah.
1585
01:15:33,836 --> 01:15:37,298
- [LIGHTSABER WHIRS]
- You like that? Huh?
1586
01:15:37,381 --> 01:15:40,426
Jerker.
You want it, huh?
1587
01:15:40,509 --> 01:15:44,430
Bitch pig, huh?
Spunk... Spunk man, huh?
1588
01:15:44,513 --> 01:15:46,140
Spunk?
1589
01:15:46,224 --> 01:15:47,683
- Huh?
- Hi-yah! [SCREAMS]
1590
01:15:47,767 --> 01:15:48,851
Jesus.
1591
01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:51,145
[SHRIEKS]
1592
01:15:51,229 --> 01:15:53,069
- NICOLE: Hunter.
- Come on, bring it! Come on.
1593
01:15:53,147 --> 01:15:55,233
NICOLE: Hunter, this is so weird.
1594
01:15:55,316 --> 01:15:58,319
I think you need to go.
Like, it's really time to leave.
1595
01:15:58,402 --> 01:15:59,570
It's time to go, Hunter.
1596
01:15:59,654 --> 01:16:01,364
Good luck with, uh...
[SCOFFS]
1597
01:16:02,698 --> 01:16:03,699
This.
1598
01:16:07,662 --> 01:16:10,206
HUNTER: Whoo! Whoo!
1599
01:16:11,374 --> 01:16:13,542
Max, I am so sorry.
1600
01:16:14,585 --> 01:16:16,671
Everywhere you go, chaos just follows you.
1601
01:16:16,754 --> 01:16:17,797
Chaos?
1602
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:18,881
What do you mean?
1603
01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:22,009
Like the things that come with having
a life outside of your own apartment?
1604
01:16:22,093 --> 01:16:24,595
Not just reading
other people's Yelp reviews.
1605
01:16:25,554 --> 01:16:28,724
You left a bowl of disgusting old milk
and cereal in the bathroom.
1606
01:16:28,808 --> 01:16:31,727
Who eats any kind of food
in the bathroom, let alone cereal?
1607
01:16:31,811 --> 01:16:33,646
- What are you talking about?
- [SCOFFS]
1608
01:16:33,729 --> 01:16:37,441
Okay, okay, but if we're on the topic
of bathrooms, do you know what you do?
1609
01:16:37,525 --> 01:16:40,611
You go in the bathroom, and then
you spray that little lavender spritz...
1610
01:16:40,695 --> 01:16:41,696
Yeah.
1611
01:16:41,779 --> 01:16:43,799
...and it's a dead giveaway
for what just happened in there.
1612
01:16:43,823 --> 01:16:45,950
- Oh, it's called being considerate.
- Okay.
1613
01:16:46,033 --> 01:16:50,246
And B, you are incapable of turning off a
light switch after you've been in a room.
1614
01:16:50,329 --> 01:16:51,848
Okay, cool.
That's really fucking cool!
1615
01:16:51,872 --> 01:16:53,558
- No, it's not fucking cool.
- All right, you know what else...
1616
01:16:53,582 --> 01:16:54,685
- It's fucked up 'cause it's wasteful.
- You know what else that you do
1617
01:16:54,709 --> 01:16:56,419
- that just is infuriating?
- What? What?
1618
01:16:56,502 --> 01:16:58,421
The way that you delicately sip.
1619
01:16:58,504 --> 01:17:00,881
- It makes my skin crawl.
- I don't even...
1620
01:17:00,965 --> 01:17:02,508
I'm sorry, so I should just chug
1621
01:17:02,591 --> 01:17:04,593
every drink that's ever
put in front of me like you
1622
01:17:04,677 --> 01:17:07,388
so I can get trashed
and hook up with dirty strangers?
1623
01:17:07,471 --> 01:17:08,806
[SCOFFS]
1624
01:17:08,889 --> 01:17:10,558
Like me?
1625
01:17:10,641 --> 01:17:12,810
Max, you are such a pathetic loser.
1626
01:17:16,564 --> 01:17:20,192
Well, I'd rather be a loser
than a closed-off, selfish asshole.
1627
01:17:22,403 --> 01:17:23,404
Wow.
1628
01:17:30,328 --> 01:17:32,079
- Where's Chloe?
- I... I don't know.
1629
01:17:32,163 --> 01:17:34,582
- Chloe?
- Oh, my... Where's Chloe?
1630
01:17:34,665 --> 01:17:36,334
- I don't... What...
- Oh, my God.
1631
01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:37,960
- Chloe?
- Are you fucking...
1632
01:17:38,044 --> 01:17:39,128
- Chloe?
- Jesus.
1633
01:17:39,211 --> 01:17:40,546
Wait, I'm gonna come with you.
1634
01:17:40,629 --> 01:17:42,840
Absolute chaos.
No, you just stay here, okay?
1635
01:17:42,923 --> 01:17:44,300
- You've done enough.
- Max! I...
1636
01:17:44,383 --> 01:17:46,218
- [DOOR THUDS]
- MAX: Chloe?
1637
01:17:46,302 --> 01:17:48,220
["THE OTHER SIDE OF MT. HEART ATTACK" PLAYING]
1638
01:17:48,304 --> 01:17:49,347
Chloe!
1639
01:17:54,143 --> 01:17:56,270
[LINE TRILLING]
1640
01:17:56,354 --> 01:17:57,938
OPERATOR: 911. What's your emergency?
1641
01:17:58,022 --> 01:17:59,023
Hi, yeah, uh...
1642
01:17:59,106 --> 01:18:04,070
I guess it's not 911, but my, um,
my dog is missing and I, uh...
1643
01:18:04,153 --> 01:18:06,530
OPERATOR: Okay, sir,
you need to call animal control.
1644
01:18:06,614 --> 01:18:10,284
I'm sorry, animal control?
I'm supposed to call... Fuck me.
1645
01:18:10,368 --> 01:18:11,595
Hey, excuse me.
Have you seen a little dog?
1646
01:18:11,619 --> 01:18:12,620
- Have you... No?
- No.
1647
01:18:13,537 --> 01:18:15,831
Have you guys seen a dog?
A little dog... A black... No?
1648
01:18:15,915 --> 01:18:18,793
Fucking... Chloe! Chloe.
1649
01:18:18,876 --> 01:18:20,252
Fuck.
What am I gonna do?
1650
01:18:20,336 --> 01:18:21,856
- What am I fucking...
- [PHONE CHIMES]
1651
01:18:27,593 --> 01:18:28,594
It's gonna be okay.
1652
01:18:31,555 --> 01:18:34,058
- [CHANNING WHIMPERS]
- Hey, it's gonna be okay.
1653
01:18:34,934 --> 01:18:36,769
[EXHALES SHAKILY]
1654
01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:42,191
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
1655
01:19:02,336 --> 01:19:03,462
Chloe!
1656
01:19:08,676 --> 01:19:09,885
Chloe!
1657
01:19:12,304 --> 01:19:14,140
[CHLOE WHIMPERING]
1658
01:19:22,314 --> 01:19:25,443
- Hey. Hey, come here.
- [WHIMPERING CONTINUES]
1659
01:19:31,282 --> 01:19:32,575
I'm sorry.
1660
01:19:38,622 --> 01:19:39,832
He's gonna find her.
1661
01:19:46,422 --> 01:19:47,756
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
1662
01:20:00,269 --> 01:20:02,021
[DOOR OPENS]
1663
01:20:04,773 --> 01:20:06,376
- Thank God. Where was she?
- [CHANNING BARKS]
1664
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:07,902
You're still here?
Why?
1665
01:20:07,985 --> 01:20:10,654
I... I couldn't leave
until I knew she was okay.
1666
01:20:10,738 --> 01:20:12,323
Well, now you know, so...
1667
01:20:15,534 --> 01:20:17,828
Okay. Yeah, okay.
I'm gonna go.
1668
01:20:18,579 --> 01:20:21,832
Uh, I'll just come back later
for my stuff.
1669
01:20:23,834 --> 01:20:25,211
I'll see you soon, buddy.
Okay?
1670
01:20:25,294 --> 01:20:27,213
He can go with you.
1671
01:20:27,296 --> 01:20:30,466
What?
No, you know that I'll get evicted.
1672
01:20:30,549 --> 01:20:33,260
He's not my dog,
and I'm not your sitter.
1673
01:20:34,094 --> 01:20:36,430
- Dude, seriously?
- Yeah.
1674
01:20:36,514 --> 01:20:38,599
I've got Yelp reviews to read.
1675
01:20:41,310 --> 01:20:43,020
Okay.
Come on.
1676
01:20:43,103 --> 01:20:45,356
["IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE" PLAYING]
1677
01:21:05,793 --> 01:21:07,044
Hey, Chloe.
1678
01:21:09,046 --> 01:21:10,548
What is this?
1679
01:21:14,301 --> 01:21:16,095
Yeah, I miss her too.
1680
01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:31,318
Do you want to play?
1681
01:21:32,820 --> 01:21:34,154
You're not in the mood.
1682
01:21:35,281 --> 01:21:36,282
I get it.
1683
01:21:39,952 --> 01:21:41,203
Hold on.
1684
01:21:41,870 --> 01:21:43,122
Don't pull.
1685
01:21:50,546 --> 01:21:51,839
Oh, my God.
1686
01:22:08,689 --> 01:22:09,690
Hey.
1687
01:22:11,233 --> 01:22:13,861
They want to meet me.
They want to meet me!
1688
01:22:27,124 --> 01:22:30,044
SID: Ah, bro, you were doing so good!
Then you lost it.
1689
01:22:30,127 --> 01:22:32,272
I'm not gonna have you go dark on me
as a friend again.
1690
01:22:32,296 --> 01:22:35,174
You know how hard it is for men
to find friends in their 30s?
1691
01:22:35,257 --> 01:22:37,343
Where I'ma go?
Jamba Juice?
1692
01:22:37,426 --> 01:22:39,970
Man, I'm better off by myself.
1693
01:22:40,054 --> 01:22:41,722
I told her everything.
1694
01:22:41,805 --> 01:22:44,868
I told her about getting cheated on,
and she just goes and does the same thing.
1695
01:22:44,892 --> 01:22:47,853
But she never cheated on you.
You just didn't show her how you felt.
1696
01:22:47,936 --> 01:22:49,813
Can you just stop judging me for...
1697
01:22:49,897 --> 01:22:51,982
Me, judging you?
You judge everyone!
1698
01:22:52,066 --> 01:22:55,736
Nobody's never good enough for you.
That's why you by your damn self.
1699
01:22:55,819 --> 01:22:59,406
The truth of the matter is,
you do way better with Chloe and Nicole.
1700
01:22:59,490 --> 01:23:01,659
And you need to be honest
with yourself about that.
1701
01:23:01,742 --> 01:23:03,786
You gotta tell her how you feel.
1702
01:23:03,869 --> 01:23:06,205
The chaos of the world is here to stay.
1703
01:23:06,288 --> 01:23:08,457
Bro, just face it.
1704
01:23:08,957 --> 01:23:10,501
Face it as a pack.
1705
01:23:12,044 --> 01:23:13,364
SHAY: How's your furry dependent?
1706
01:23:13,921 --> 01:23:14,922
NICOLE: I don't know.
1707
01:23:15,005 --> 01:23:18,759
I feel like he would be happier with Chloe
and Max than he is with me right now,
1708
01:23:18,842 --> 01:23:21,804
and I still haven't found an apartment
I can afford that takes dogs.
1709
01:23:21,887 --> 01:23:24,824
Are you really trying to tell me you think
that dog is better off without you?
1710
01:23:24,848 --> 01:23:27,976
I mean, maybe everyone is right.
Maybe I am selfish.
1711
01:23:29,311 --> 01:23:31,146
I just feel like a fucking mess.
1712
01:23:31,230 --> 01:23:34,149
Okay.
I want to say something to you,
1713
01:23:34,942 --> 01:23:38,237
but I don't want you to punch me
in the face when I say it.
1714
01:23:39,029 --> 01:23:41,365
That happened one time.
Okay? We were five.
1715
01:23:43,617 --> 01:23:44,660
Look,
1716
01:23:45,828 --> 01:23:50,332
since you lost your dad,
you've put up some major walls.
1717
01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:52,167
And they may be really cool walls,
1718
01:23:52,251 --> 01:23:55,713
covered in, you know,
stained glass and vintage fabrics,
1719
01:23:55,796 --> 01:23:57,381
but they're still walls.
1720
01:23:58,841 --> 01:24:03,095
Babe, you really gotta ask yourself,
what are these walls getting you?
1721
01:24:06,014 --> 01:24:09,476
- [CHLOE BARKS]
- Who is it? It's so early.
1722
01:24:13,939 --> 01:24:15,357
What the hell?
1723
01:24:23,198 --> 01:24:24,199
Jesus!
1724
01:24:25,534 --> 01:24:26,618
Hey.
1725
01:24:27,661 --> 01:24:30,581
Hi. What?
Why are you in a box?
1726
01:24:32,082 --> 01:24:33,292
Hey.
1727
01:24:34,042 --> 01:24:35,335
What are you doing?
1728
01:24:38,672 --> 01:24:41,633
Can you ask your mom
if this is an authentic Glengholm?
1729
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,011
Huh?
Where is she?
1730
01:24:44,928 --> 01:24:50,142
That is the Rolls-Royce
of Swedish whelping boxes right there.
1731
01:24:51,101 --> 01:24:53,145
Only the best for Chloe's delivery.
1732
01:24:56,565 --> 01:24:57,566
Thanks.
1733
01:24:59,276 --> 01:25:01,069
- Can we talk?
- Yeah.
1734
01:25:02,613 --> 01:25:04,364
- Look, I, uh...
- No, Max...
1735
01:25:05,365 --> 01:25:06,617
I'm sorry.
1736
01:25:08,702 --> 01:25:10,245
I overstepped.
1737
01:25:12,122 --> 01:25:14,082
Especially after everything
you've done for me,
1738
01:25:14,166 --> 01:25:18,086
and how you opened up to me about your ex.
1739
01:25:18,170 --> 01:25:19,713
And I'm not...
1740
01:25:19,797 --> 01:25:23,550
I know that we're not
a thing or whatever, but...
1741
01:25:25,010 --> 01:25:27,888
I mean, it wasn't cool
and I really regret it.
1742
01:25:27,971 --> 01:25:29,306
And I'm sorry.
1743
01:25:31,642 --> 01:25:36,230
Well, I really regret not dealing
with it better, and I'm sorry.
1744
01:25:38,273 --> 01:25:41,443
What you said was kinda true.
1745
01:25:43,946 --> 01:25:46,114
Yeah, I mean,
you were pretty accurate about me too.
1746
01:25:47,950 --> 01:25:51,787
I guess we both kinda got some things.
1747
01:25:51,870 --> 01:25:54,665
Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I'd say we do.
1748
01:26:00,879 --> 01:26:03,507
I really like having you in my life.
1749
01:26:04,967 --> 01:26:05,968
Yeah, me too.
1750
01:26:11,807 --> 01:26:13,892
Honestly, it's just hard...
[SCOFFS]
1751
01:26:16,061 --> 01:26:17,896
It's hard to care about someone
when you know
1752
01:26:17,980 --> 01:26:19,982
that they can just be taken away from you.
1753
01:26:24,528 --> 01:26:27,114
I'm just scared, Max.
1754
01:26:27,197 --> 01:26:28,198
I know.
1755
01:26:34,496 --> 01:26:36,081
[DOG BARKS]
1756
01:26:38,834 --> 01:26:40,919
[CHUCKLING]
Are you kidding me?
1757
01:26:42,754 --> 01:26:44,339
[NICOLE GRUNTS]
1758
01:26:44,423 --> 01:26:47,092
- MAX: I could have helped with the box.
- [LAUGHS] I got it.
1759
01:26:47,175 --> 01:26:48,760
Okay, Chloe.
Go ahead.
1760
01:26:48,844 --> 01:26:51,179
Good girl.
Good girl.
1761
01:26:54,391 --> 01:26:55,642
[DOOR SHUTS]
1762
01:26:58,896 --> 01:27:00,606
I thought they looked good there.
1763
01:27:04,693 --> 01:27:05,777
[SIGHS]
1764
01:27:08,363 --> 01:27:11,825
Oh, my God.
I missed you guys so much.
1765
01:27:15,704 --> 01:27:17,789
- Hey, can you take your shoes off?
- Yeah.
1766
01:27:17,873 --> 01:27:19,082
[PHONE CHIMES]
1767
01:27:19,166 --> 01:27:21,001
MAX: These instructions are in Swedish.
1768
01:27:21,084 --> 01:27:24,254
Yeah, we'll just attach
the "golv" to the "vagg"...
1769
01:27:24,338 --> 01:27:25,923
- Oh, my God.
- ...using the "ryka."
1770
01:27:26,006 --> 01:27:27,132
[NICOLE GIGGLES]
1771
01:27:27,215 --> 01:27:29,217
- Okay, we'll just wing it.
- Yeah.
1772
01:27:30,052 --> 01:27:31,637
I can't read Swedish, so...
1773
01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:34,765
- And I don't think it says "vagg."
- [LAUGHS]
1774
01:27:34,848 --> 01:27:37,059
All right, step one.
1775
01:27:37,809 --> 01:27:42,481
I'm gonna miss this whole roomie sitch
after the puppies are born.
1776
01:27:44,566 --> 01:27:45,651
Yeah, me too.
1777
01:27:47,527 --> 01:27:49,571
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1778
01:27:49,655 --> 01:27:52,449
[GUITAR STRUMMING]
1779
01:27:52,532 --> 01:27:53,951
You ready?
1780
01:27:54,034 --> 01:27:55,452
For what, dinner?
1781
01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:00,290
No.
Absolutely not.
1782
01:28:00,374 --> 01:28:02,477
I thought we were just gonna have
a casual roommate's dinner.
1783
01:28:02,501 --> 01:28:06,713
Max, you helped me fill out my U-Dub app.
This is me pushing you.
1784
01:28:06,797 --> 01:28:10,008
All right, I don't want to be pushed
to do this. I...
1785
01:28:10,092 --> 01:28:11,510
Max, you are doing so good.
1786
01:28:11,593 --> 01:28:14,554
But I don't...
This would ruin everything. Seriously.
1787
01:28:14,638 --> 01:28:17,598
Well, what if something happens to me?
What if this is my last night alive?
1788
01:28:17,975 --> 01:28:19,077
Why do you have to go so dark?
1789
01:28:19,101 --> 01:28:21,937
Because I figured out
that it makes you do what we both want.
1790
01:28:22,771 --> 01:28:23,772
Come on.
1791
01:28:24,856 --> 01:28:26,066
We can watch.
1792
01:28:26,149 --> 01:28:27,693
[SINGING NEARBY]
1793
01:28:27,776 --> 01:28:29,837
EMPLOYEE: Hey, guys, how's it going?
Sign up right here.
1794
01:28:29,861 --> 01:28:32,864
Do not sign me up.
I'm not doing it if they call me.
1795
01:28:33,740 --> 01:28:34,741
SINGER: One more time!
1796
01:28:34,825 --> 01:28:35,993
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
1797
01:28:36,076 --> 01:28:38,996
♪ Stay tuned, stay tuned ♪
1798
01:28:39,079 --> 01:28:41,373
- What is this guy?
- It's great.
1799
01:28:41,456 --> 01:28:45,752
This is not normal.
This isn't right. This guy's insane.
1800
01:28:45,836 --> 01:28:48,672
He's gotta be, like,
professional or something.
1801
01:28:48,755 --> 01:28:50,775
- Hey, you're gonna be fine.
- No, but this is, like, his concert.
1802
01:28:50,799 --> 01:28:52,175
- Hey.
- This is not open mic.
1803
01:28:52,259 --> 01:28:53,969
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
1804
01:28:54,052 --> 01:28:55,595
EMCEE: That was spectacular!
1805
01:28:55,679 --> 01:28:57,240
I mean, I would not want
to follow that, people!
1806
01:28:57,264 --> 01:28:58,449
That was...
[MIMICS EXPLOSION]
1807
01:28:58,473 --> 01:28:59,975
[WHISTLING, CHEERING]
1808
01:29:00,058 --> 01:29:01,935
Next up we have...
1809
01:29:02,019 --> 01:29:03,854
Max Stevenson.
1810
01:29:03,937 --> 01:29:06,732
- No, no, no, no, no. We just got here.
- Whoo!
1811
01:29:06,815 --> 01:29:08,015
- Hey. Hey.
- I'm not going up.
1812
01:29:08,066 --> 01:29:09,711
- I fucking can't. I'm not kidding.
- Listen. Shh, shh!
1813
01:29:09,735 --> 01:29:11,337
- I'm not. I'm being serious, okay?
- Listen. Look me in the eye.
1814
01:29:11,361 --> 01:29:13,989
Just imagine that it's me
and Chloe and Channing Tatum.
1815
01:29:14,072 --> 01:29:16,324
- Max Stevenson. Come on, buddy, let's go!
- Okay?
1816
01:29:16,408 --> 01:29:17,409
[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
1817
01:29:17,492 --> 01:29:19,119
You're ready for this.
1818
01:29:19,202 --> 01:29:20,787
- Come on.
- Go.
1819
01:29:21,538 --> 01:29:22,873
[WHOOPING, APPLAUSE]
1820
01:29:22,956 --> 01:29:24,458
Oh, God.
1821
01:29:24,541 --> 01:29:28,128
- Whoo-hoo!
- [CHEERING, APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
1822
01:29:28,211 --> 01:29:30,130
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE FADES]
1823
01:29:30,213 --> 01:29:32,966
Hi, I'm Max.
1824
01:29:33,633 --> 01:29:35,719
I'm gonna sing a song.
1825
01:29:37,220 --> 01:29:38,764
A song I like.
1826
01:29:38,847 --> 01:29:40,098
[MAX CLEARS THROAT]
1827
01:29:42,768 --> 01:29:44,352
[PLAYS PIANO NOTE]
1828
01:29:53,904 --> 01:29:57,866
♪ All through the night ♪
1829
01:29:57,949 --> 01:30:02,913
♪ I'll be awake and I'll be with you ♪
1830
01:30:04,831 --> 01:30:09,002
♪ All through the night ♪
1831
01:30:09,086 --> 01:30:11,379
♪ This precious time ♪
1832
01:30:11,963 --> 01:30:14,758
♪ When time is new ♪
1833
01:30:16,593 --> 01:30:21,431
♪ All, all through the night ♪
1834
01:30:21,515 --> 01:30:23,308
♪ Today ♪
1835
01:30:24,810 --> 01:30:28,271
♪ Knowin' that we feel the same ♪
1836
01:30:28,355 --> 01:30:31,191
♪ Without sayin' ♪
1837
01:30:31,274 --> 01:30:32,359
♪ The same ♪
1838
01:30:32,442 --> 01:30:35,570
♪ Without sayin' ♪
1839
01:30:39,449 --> 01:30:42,119
♪ We have no past ♪
1840
01:30:42,202 --> 01:30:44,121
♪ We won't reach back ♪
1841
01:30:44,704 --> 01:30:49,584
♪ Keep with me forward
all through the night ♪
1842
01:30:49,668 --> 01:30:52,087
♪ And once we start ♪
1843
01:30:52,170 --> 01:30:54,381
♪ The meter clicks ♪
1844
01:30:54,464 --> 01:30:59,094
♪ And it goes running
all through the night ♪
1845
01:30:59,177 --> 01:31:01,513
♪ Until it ends ♪
1846
01:31:01,596 --> 01:31:07,269
♪ There is no end ♪
1847
01:31:09,312 --> 01:31:13,567
♪ All through the night ♪
1848
01:31:13,650 --> 01:31:16,153
♪ Stray dog is crying ♪
1849
01:31:16,236 --> 01:31:19,990
♪ So stray dog sings back ♪
1850
01:31:20,907 --> 01:31:22,868
♪ Oh ♪
1851
01:31:22,951 --> 01:31:27,914
♪ Under those white street lamps ♪
1852
01:31:28,748 --> 01:31:34,129
♪ There is a little chance
they may see it ♪
1853
01:31:35,172 --> 01:31:39,509
♪ A chance they may see it ♪
1854
01:31:41,761 --> 01:31:47,767
♪ Stay with me all through the night ♪
1855
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:50,687
[APPLAUSE]
1856
01:31:50,770 --> 01:31:54,733
- [CHEERING, WHISTLING]
- PATRON: Yeah!
1857
01:32:01,781 --> 01:32:02,824
[EXHALES]
1858
01:32:02,908 --> 01:32:04,367
- Good boy. Good boy.
- Okay.
1859
01:32:04,451 --> 01:32:05,702
You ready for your interview?
1860
01:32:05,785 --> 01:32:07,245
- NICOLE: Yeah.
- MAX: Yeah?
1861
01:32:07,329 --> 01:32:09,164
Aw.
[CHUCKLES]
1862
01:32:09,247 --> 01:32:11,833
That's so sweet.
Thank you, guys.
1863
01:32:11,917 --> 01:32:14,920
Are you sure you don't mind driving me?
I'm, like, really nervous.
1864
01:32:15,003 --> 01:32:18,381
Yeah, of course. All right,
we're your emotional support mammals.
1865
01:32:18,465 --> 01:32:19,841
- Get off her.
- Yes. [LAUGHS]
1866
01:32:19,925 --> 01:32:20,967
All right, road trip.
1867
01:32:21,676 --> 01:32:24,476
MAX: You're gonna do so great.
They're lucky they get to meet with you.
1868
01:32:26,431 --> 01:32:28,350
[SNIFFS]
1869
01:32:28,433 --> 01:32:29,851
Do you smell something funny?
1870
01:32:31,228 --> 01:32:32,938
- What? No.
- Oh, man.
1871
01:32:33,021 --> 01:32:35,273
- What?
- I think one of them peed.
1872
01:32:35,357 --> 01:32:36,733
In the car?
1873
01:32:36,816 --> 01:32:39,903
I knew I should have just got
the plastic covers for the seats.
1874
01:32:39,986 --> 01:32:43,365
I think it was Chloe.
She went on the carpet last night too.
1875
01:32:43,448 --> 01:32:47,994
- You didn't tell me that. Did you, uh...
- Yes, I used the Nature's Miracle.
1876
01:32:48,078 --> 01:32:51,289
[CHLOE PANTING, YELPS]
1877
01:32:51,373 --> 01:32:54,793
- What's going on back there?
- I don't know. They're getting zoomies.
1878
01:32:54,876 --> 01:32:57,420
- Can we please be respectful of the seats?
- [CHLOE WHINES]
1879
01:32:57,504 --> 01:33:00,048
NICOLE: She keeps licking her hoo-ha.
1880
01:33:00,131 --> 01:33:01,800
- What do you mean? What?
- Oh, my God.
1881
01:33:01,883 --> 01:33:03,385
I think that she might be in labor.
1882
01:33:03,468 --> 01:33:04,469
- No! No!
- Yeah!
1883
01:33:04,552 --> 01:33:05,971
I don't think that that was pee.
1884
01:33:06,054 --> 01:33:07,406
- Like, I think that her water broke.
- No.
1885
01:33:07,430 --> 01:33:10,390
- She's not due for three days!
- Yeah, but it's not like an exact science.
1886
01:33:10,433 --> 01:33:11,494
- Shit, we gotta get to a vet.
- What?
1887
01:33:11,518 --> 01:33:14,038
What do you mean, a vet?
[STAMMERING] What about your interview?
1888
01:33:14,062 --> 01:33:15,822
A premature delivery
can be really dangerous.
1889
01:33:15,897 --> 01:33:16,999
We gotta go, like, right now!
1890
01:33:17,023 --> 01:33:19,859
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Wait, where are we even going?
1891
01:33:19,943 --> 01:33:21,611
- Google something!
- I am.
1892
01:33:21,695 --> 01:33:22,946
[CAR HORN HONKS]
1893
01:33:23,029 --> 01:33:25,132
- Is she okay?
- Well, she's still licking her hoo-ha.
1894
01:33:25,156 --> 01:33:28,076
Is her hoo-ha okay?
And can we please use proper terms?
1895
01:33:28,159 --> 01:33:29,971
She's about to give birth.
We need to be technical.
1896
01:33:29,995 --> 01:33:32,330
Okay, technically,
she is licking her vulva.
1897
01:33:32,414 --> 01:33:34,582
- Oh, I want to try that spot.
- MAX: Nicole!
1898
01:33:34,666 --> 01:33:35,792
Okay!
Wait.
1899
01:33:36,668 --> 01:33:38,336
Wait.
Okay, turn right. Now.
1900
01:33:40,588 --> 01:33:42,757
Very good.
I think we made a wrong turn.
1901
01:33:42,841 --> 01:33:45,343
- What? Is she okay?
- Well, she's...
1902
01:33:45,427 --> 01:33:47,929
NICOLE: Oh, my God!
It's happening!
1903
01:33:48,096 --> 01:33:49,973
Okay, let's go!
1904
01:33:50,056 --> 01:33:51,224
[RETCHING]
1905
01:33:51,308 --> 01:33:53,536
- Why are you puking?
- Get the gloves out of the glove box!
1906
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:55,145
Okay, okay, wait.
Where are they?
1907
01:33:55,228 --> 01:33:57,081
- In the glove box!
- Do you need, like, a ginger ale?
1908
01:33:57,105 --> 01:33:58,416
- I don't need a ginger ale!
- Something bubbly?
1909
01:33:58,440 --> 01:33:59,441
- Good girl.
- Good girl.
1910
01:33:59,524 --> 01:34:00,710
Okay, get the blanket.
Get the blanket and lay it out.
1911
01:34:00,734 --> 01:34:02,837
- Come on, come on. Lay it out! Here.
- Okay, I got it.
1912
01:34:02,861 --> 01:34:03,921
- Put the blanket down.
- Okay.
1913
01:34:03,945 --> 01:34:05,423
Wait, pull up YouTube.
Pull up YouTube.
1914
01:34:05,447 --> 01:34:07,490
- [WHISTLE BLOWS NEARBY]
- What are you doing?
1915
01:34:07,574 --> 01:34:09,593
- Nothing. The dogs are tired.
- Oh, just nap time. Sleepy time.
1916
01:34:09,617 --> 01:34:10,678
- Nap time.
- Yeah. It's probably your nap time now.
1917
01:34:10,702 --> 01:34:11,703
- Go ahead.
- All right.
1918
01:34:11,786 --> 01:34:12,847
NARRATOR: The female hyena's birth canal...
1919
01:34:12,871 --> 01:34:13,931
- You got it?
- Yeah, I got it.
1920
01:34:13,955 --> 01:34:15,516
- That's the best you could find?
- Yeah, I mean, it's hyenas.
1921
01:34:15,540 --> 01:34:16,600
...is only an inch in diameter...
1922
01:34:16,624 --> 01:34:18,793
You can't do that here.
Recess starts in two minutes.
1923
01:34:18,877 --> 01:34:20,855
Well, we didn't seek out
the most idyllic birthing spot, lady!
1924
01:34:20,879 --> 01:34:23,631
- But there's children.
- They're about to get a biology lesson!
1925
01:34:23,715 --> 01:34:27,635
You're, like, at a ten. Bring it down.
What the teacher said. Like...
1926
01:34:27,719 --> 01:34:29,095
Ha!
1927
01:34:29,179 --> 01:34:31,056
I knew you were a breeder!
1928
01:34:31,139 --> 01:34:32,533
- BOTH: Fuck off!
- TEACHER: Language!
1929
01:34:32,557 --> 01:34:33,993
- Where did she come from?
- I don't know.
1930
01:34:34,017 --> 01:34:35,578
It's happening. It's happening.
It's happening. She's crowning.
1931
01:34:35,602 --> 01:34:37,687
- That's gross!
- NICOLE: Holy shit.
1932
01:34:37,771 --> 01:34:38,873
- It's coming! It's coming!
- Oh, my God.
1933
01:34:38,897 --> 01:34:41,524
It's coming!
It's happening.
1934
01:34:41,608 --> 01:34:42,901
[CHILDREN SHOUTING]
1935
01:34:42,984 --> 01:34:44,986
Oh, my God.
That's like...
1936
01:34:45,070 --> 01:34:46,488
- Oh, my God.
- That's a puppy.
1937
01:34:46,571 --> 01:34:49,199
- Oh, my God.
- That's a puppy. That's a puppy head.
1938
01:34:49,282 --> 01:34:50,283
[DOG BARKS]
1939
01:34:51,284 --> 01:34:55,372
MAX: Vito Corleone Stevenson-Matthews,
Michael Corleone Stevenson-Matthews,
1940
01:34:55,455 --> 01:34:59,209
Sonny Corleone Stevenson-Matthews,
Grand Moff Tarkin Stevenson-Matthews...
1941
01:34:59,292 --> 01:35:03,254
And Babu Frik Stevenson-Matthews.
1942
01:35:03,338 --> 01:35:04,714
[IMITATES BABU FRIK]
1943
01:35:04,798 --> 01:35:06,633
- What is that?
- That's Babu Frik.
1944
01:35:06,716 --> 01:35:08,426
- Oh.
- Don't worry about it.
1945
01:35:08,510 --> 01:35:11,262
Were you able to, um,
talk to the admissions office?
1946
01:35:11,346 --> 01:35:13,386
- Could you reschedule your interview?
- Voice mail.
1947
01:35:14,182 --> 01:35:16,059
They haven't responded to my emails.
1948
01:35:16,851 --> 01:35:18,853
- I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.
1949
01:35:20,146 --> 01:35:22,774
My dad always said
that everything happens for a reason.
1950
01:35:24,192 --> 01:35:27,695
And right now,
I'm meant to be a doggie grandma.
1951
01:35:29,614 --> 01:35:31,032
And I'm happy with that.
1952
01:35:49,926 --> 01:35:50,927
Nicole.
1953
01:35:51,636 --> 01:35:52,637
Hmm?
1954
01:35:54,973 --> 01:35:56,099
What?
1955
01:36:17,620 --> 01:36:18,705
[NICOLE BREATHES HEAVILY]
1956
01:36:26,421 --> 01:36:27,630
[NICOLE MOANS]
1957
01:36:33,678 --> 01:36:35,221
- Mm. Chloe. Chloe.
- What? What is it?
1958
01:36:35,305 --> 01:36:36,365
- Chloe's looking at us.
- Oh.
1959
01:36:36,389 --> 01:36:39,976
Chloe? Chloe, can you...
I gotta... Chloe, come on. Go.
1960
01:36:41,102 --> 01:36:43,313
Come on. Chloe, come on.
Go, go, go.
1961
01:36:43,396 --> 01:36:44,981
Thank you.
Okay.
1962
01:36:46,566 --> 01:36:47,984
[NICOLE SIGHS]
1963
01:36:50,612 --> 01:36:51,613
[DOG BARKS]
1964
01:36:51,696 --> 01:36:53,364
- What?
- Jesus Christ.
1965
01:36:53,448 --> 01:36:54,866
Channing Tatum's watching us.
1966
01:36:54,949 --> 01:36:57,494
Come on, buddy. Come on.
Mama's busy. Come on.
1967
01:36:57,577 --> 01:36:58,620
Come on.
1968
01:36:59,537 --> 01:37:01,623
Okay, just stay in here, please.
1969
01:37:01,706 --> 01:37:03,583
Okay, good boy.
Holy shit.
1970
01:37:23,728 --> 01:37:25,313
No, no, no.
1971
01:37:25,396 --> 01:37:27,732
- No, no, no, no! This is incestuous.
- [NICOLE LAUGHS]
1972
01:37:27,815 --> 01:37:30,777
- Come on. Get off. Get off. Channing, no.
- Yeah, but you turned him on.
1973
01:37:30,860 --> 01:37:32,737
No, don't say that.
Come on, don't say that.
1974
01:37:32,820 --> 01:37:35,240
- Go! Come on, guys, I...
- Oh, man.
1975
01:37:35,323 --> 01:37:36,991
[NICOLE CHUCKLES]
1976
01:37:37,075 --> 01:37:39,953
[CHUCKLING] God.
Let's go to the bedroom.
1977
01:37:40,036 --> 01:37:41,120
Yeah.
1978
01:37:49,295 --> 01:37:51,548
Oh, my God.
I got in.
1979
01:37:51,631 --> 01:37:53,466
- What?
- Yeah, I got in.
1980
01:37:53,550 --> 01:37:55,510
You... That's amazing!
1981
01:37:55,593 --> 01:37:58,096
Wait. I'm confused.
I don't understand how this happened.
1982
01:37:58,179 --> 01:38:00,640
I was supposed to show my portfolio
in my interview.
1983
01:38:00,723 --> 01:38:01,933
Right.
Um...
1984
01:38:02,684 --> 01:38:05,770
- I submitted a virtual deck.
- You what?
1985
01:38:05,853 --> 01:38:08,481
Yeah, I mean, all I did was put,
like, all your stuff together,
1986
01:38:08,565 --> 01:38:10,942
and I wrote a little personal statement
and hit "send."
1987
01:38:12,777 --> 01:38:14,237
I mean, it was just...
1988
01:38:20,743 --> 01:38:23,329
I can't believe
that you would do that for me.
1989
01:38:23,413 --> 01:38:24,622
Yeah.
1990
01:38:25,707 --> 01:38:27,250
We should have a party to celebrate.
1991
01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:29,127
- A party?
- To celebrate, yeah.
1992
01:38:29,210 --> 01:38:30,211
Who are you?
1993
01:38:30,295 --> 01:38:32,797
It'll be like
a "you're awesome" party/puppy shower.
1994
01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:34,882
Okay, where are we having this party?
1995
01:38:36,092 --> 01:38:37,802
Here.
In the apartment.
1996
01:38:37,885 --> 01:38:39,012
Wait a second.
1997
01:38:39,095 --> 01:38:44,475
Wait, you're telling me you are going
to have actual humans in your sanctuary?
1998
01:38:44,559 --> 01:38:46,954
I mean, obviously they're gonna be
wearing booties and masks.
1999
01:38:46,978 --> 01:38:50,481
No, I... Obviously
I don't think that they will. [CHUCKLES]
2000
01:38:53,276 --> 01:38:54,861
Nicole, I don't want you to move out.
2001
01:38:56,487 --> 01:38:57,530
Then I won't.
2002
01:38:59,532 --> 01:39:01,534
["SWEET THING" PLAYING]
2003
01:39:10,418 --> 01:39:11,669
[DOORBELL RINGS]
2004
01:39:13,671 --> 01:39:15,548
Congratulations, my darling.
2005
01:39:15,632 --> 01:39:17,091
- Thank you, Mom.
- Oh!
2006
01:39:17,175 --> 01:39:19,802
So we do have a no shoes
and a hand sanitizer policy.
2007
01:39:19,886 --> 01:39:20,887
Oh.
2008
01:39:20,970 --> 01:39:23,264
- Sounds like my kind of party.
- MAX: I thought so.
2009
01:39:23,348 --> 01:39:24,807
Thank you.
2010
01:39:42,367 --> 01:39:43,743
Oh, wow.
2011
01:40:00,635 --> 01:40:02,345
Oh, she's such a sniffer!
2012
01:40:21,447 --> 01:40:22,490
Mm.
2013
01:40:25,410 --> 01:40:27,161
Diane Matthews.
2014
01:40:27,995 --> 01:40:29,539
Nicole's mother.
2015
01:40:30,498 --> 01:40:32,875
Sid Saliba, Max's father...
2016
01:40:33,543 --> 01:40:36,170
figure, role model and boss.
2017
01:40:37,672 --> 01:40:38,673
Mm.
2018
01:40:39,882 --> 01:40:44,053
That scarf is chic as shit,
a few seasons ago.
2019
01:40:47,056 --> 01:40:51,728
But, ooh,
that nail polish is beautiful on you.
2020
01:40:52,353 --> 01:40:53,855
Really brings your eyes out.
2021
01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:56,816
[CHUCKLES]
2022
01:40:58,568 --> 01:40:59,819
[BLOWS]
2023
01:41:05,199 --> 01:41:06,826
When this party's over...
2024
01:41:09,203 --> 01:41:11,372
take me somewhere sophisticated.
2025
01:41:11,456 --> 01:41:12,457
Yes, ma'am.
2026
01:42:21,943 --> 01:42:24,779
["GROWING UP" PLAYING]
2027
01:42:41,462 --> 01:42:43,398
- Now? Oh, my... Ugh!
- Get the gloves out of the glove box!
2028
01:42:43,422 --> 01:42:45,400
- Okay, okay. Wait, where are they?
- In the glove box!
2029
01:42:45,424 --> 01:42:46,509
NICOLE: Okay.
2030
01:42:46,592 --> 01:42:49,637
They're not in here!
They're not in here. We don't have them.
2031
01:42:49,720 --> 01:42:53,307
Okay, well, the show must go on.
Okay.
2032
01:42:54,517 --> 01:42:55,935
Delicious!
2033
01:42:56,018 --> 01:42:57,562
[BOTH LAUGH]
2034
01:43:02,233 --> 01:43:04,193
Delicious.
2035
01:43:04,277 --> 01:43:05,611
[CHUCKLES]
2036
01:43:05,695 --> 01:43:06,737
Shit.
2037
01:43:07,488 --> 01:43:09,991
It literally smells like crotch.
It's so bad.
2038
01:43:10,074 --> 01:43:11,826
She's still licking her hoo-ha!
2039
01:43:11,909 --> 01:43:14,203
Well, is everything okay
with her hoo... with her hoo-ha?
2040
01:43:14,287 --> 01:43:17,248
And can we please use...
Okay, one more time.
2041
01:43:17,331 --> 01:43:19,375
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ha.
[GIGGLES]
2042
01:43:19,458 --> 01:43:22,879
DOG TRAINER: Stay! Good girl.
Stay. Stay. Stay.
2043
01:43:29,510 --> 01:43:32,847
- Bitch pig, huh?
- [CHUCKLES]
2044
01:43:32,930 --> 01:43:34,974
MAX: Come on! You want it, you bitch pig?
2045
01:43:35,057 --> 01:43:36,225
Come on.
2046
01:43:36,309 --> 01:43:37,810
Let's go.
All right, hold on. Huh?
2047
01:43:37,894 --> 01:43:39,520
Who the hell you think you talkin' to?
2048
01:43:39,604 --> 01:43:42,940
Your mother does not have a hot brother.
Oh, fuck me. [LAUGHS]
2049
01:43:43,900 --> 01:43:45,776
You have me in my head about my teeth now.
2050
01:43:45,860 --> 01:43:47,111
- DIRECTOR: Huh?
- [LAUGHTER]
2051
01:43:47,194 --> 01:43:49,906
DIRECTOR: Let us see your teeth.
Please show us your teeth.
2052
01:43:49,989 --> 01:43:51,449
Stop.
2053
01:43:51,532 --> 01:43:52,617
DIRECTOR: More teeth.
2054
01:43:53,701 --> 01:43:54,744
And cut.
2055
01:43:54,827 --> 01:43:57,121
- [CREW LAUGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]
2056
01:43:57,204 --> 01:43:59,332
- Puppies! Puppies, puppies!
- Puppies! Hey, hey!
2057
01:44:00,333 --> 01:44:01,626
[BOTH LAUGH]
2058
01:44:01,709 --> 01:44:04,378
Fuck! Sorry, guys.
We just tooth banged.
2059
01:44:04,462 --> 01:44:07,965
That hurt so bad. Sorry.
[LAUGHING]
2060
01:44:08,049 --> 01:44:09,050
DIRECTOR: Let's reset.
2061
01:44:09,133 --> 01:44:11,969
I mean, we generally do
a short consultation with the patient.
2062
01:44:12,053 --> 01:44:13,220
What type of...
2063
01:44:14,096 --> 01:44:16,641
- What do you need to... I'm sorry.
- [ALL LAUGHING]
2064
01:44:16,724 --> 01:44:18,601
Um...
2065
01:44:18,684 --> 01:44:21,562
Yeah, so what kind of...
[GIGGLES] So sorry.
2066
01:44:21,646 --> 01:44:24,106
Okay.
Fuck.
2067
01:44:24,190 --> 01:44:26,275
- [INSTRUCTOR PANTING]
- [MAX GRUNTING]
2068
01:44:28,361 --> 01:44:31,113
- [MAX CHUCKLING]
- Yes, yes. Really good.
2069
01:44:31,197 --> 01:44:35,201
Keep finding your place, okay?
You supple little bitch.
2070
01:44:38,871 --> 01:44:40,873
["YOU'RE ALL THAT I'M THINKING OF" PLAYING]
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