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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:35,948 Howard. 2 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:37,776 Potter, what are you doing here? 3 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:41,215 Be calm, relax, have a drink. Let him bring up business. 4 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:43,304 It'’s all set. All I have to do is sign the papers. 5 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:45,915 Let him bring up the papers. If there are problems, 6 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,352 tell him you have to check with your lawyer and call me. 7 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:49,919 Potter, it'’s only a promotion. 8 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:51,181 Only a promotion? 9 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:52,791 That'’s only the start. 10 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:57,579 Howard, take a look at this building.Yeah. 11 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:58,884 If there'’s a God, Howard, 12 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,538 he probably lives in this building. 13 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:03,802 Now, this is a big step for you. 14 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:08,111 From now on, it'’s all uphill. Is that the only tie you have? 15 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,070 Well, no. It'’s the only one I brought. 16 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,941 Oh, now, really?Now, these guys 17 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,725 are very touchy about details. 18 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,640 Have you told Phyllis?No, I called home. 19 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,294 Line was busy.That'’s all right. 20 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:20,384 Don'’t worry, you can call them from his place. 21 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:23,605 These guys usually have phones on every table. 22 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,868 Now, you sure you don'’t want me to go up with you? 23 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,391 He said for me to drop by alone. 24 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:29,959 Fine. You'’re right. You'’re right. 25 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:34,268 Now, you gotta start getting used to doing things alone. 26 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:36,139 Come on, I'’ll take you inside. Come on. 27 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:44,321 Howard Brubaker to see Mr. Theodore Gunther. 28 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:46,193 Yes, sir. 20-E. 29 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,933 Third bank of elevators to the left. 30 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:48,847 Thank you. 31 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,591 Okay, Howard. This is it. 32 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:54,897 You'’re on your own. 33 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:57,421 Thanks a lot, Potter.Forget it, kid. 34 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,079 Very important client. 35 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,648 Great setup you got here. 36 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,179 -What do you think of this? -Hm? 37 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,224 Yeah, Brubaker, Howard, isn'’t it? 38 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,225 Yes, sir. Yes. 39 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,400 What does it say to you? 40 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,315 Oh, uh, it'’s... 41 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,190 Shouldn'’t there be something on it? 42 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,017 The less that'’s on it, the more that'’s in it. 43 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,541 That'’s art today. 44 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,586 In any case, the safe response is, 45 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,545 "It makes its own quiet statement." 46 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:22,724 And you can bet your ass it cost me a bundle. 47 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:25,596 Come on. I'’ve got some beautiful people I want you to meet. 48 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,176 Is that the only tie you have? 49 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,745 Actually, I have others, but not with me. 50 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:46,008 Don'’t worry. Let them know you'’re on the street. 51 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,493 Well, hello there. Gunther'’s the name. 52 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:53,624 Can I buy you a drink? 53 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,808 But what does he do for a living? 54 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,245 I don'’t know, darling. 55 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,159 The trouble is, you think she'’s Italian. 56 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,684 Oh, no. Oh, God. 57 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,819 Yeah, I didn'’t know it was a party. 58 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,714 This is a little something I picked up in Paris. 59 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,803 The moment I saw it, I knew I had to own it. 60 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,805 I don'’t think a day goes by 61 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:46,460 that I don'’t spend at least five minutes looking at it. 62 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:51,378 Yeah, excuse me. Hello, angel. 63 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:54,859 It looks like it'’s gonna be one of our best parties. 64 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,121 I hope so. 65 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,962 This, of course, is the famous Ravenberry Phone Booth. 66 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,227 Reality of reality. 67 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,364 I'’ll show you over here something I got... 68 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,430 Oh, that'’s wonderful. 69 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:41,313 Oh, Les. Leslie, nice of you to come. 70 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:44,012 You look great, guy, huh? 71 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:47,276 Your place looks just marvelous. 72 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,801 I know fabric. 73 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:54,501 This is an honest cloth, an intelligent cloth. 74 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:57,068 - Listen to him. - It'’s his business. 75 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,157 He'’s the playboy and the jetsetter. 76 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:04,859 Baseball is down. Basketball is down. 77 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,295 Football is peaking. 78 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,905 Where are the people gonna go next? 79 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,081 Tennis.Hockey. 80 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,648 Hockey. 81 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,650 A perfect symbol of the climate of violence. 82 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,784 Twelve angry men on skates with sticks. 83 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,525 Just you think about that. 84 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:20,440 Yeah. Well... It sounds to me like-- 85 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,398 Gunther'’s the name. Buy you a drink? 86 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,960 Yes, sensitivity training is not limited 87 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,268 to only those people who think they need it. 88 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:09,489 Les, for example, could hardly be called insensitive. 89 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,231 Les is right, Cath. 90 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:17,148 Hello?OPERATOR: Hello. 91 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,716 I have a collect call from a Mr. Brubaker in New York City. 92 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:21,936 Will you accept the charges?STAN: No. 93 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,286 Stan, it'’s me, Daddy. Yoo-hoo. Sta-- 94 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,463 I'’m sorry, sir, but your party 95 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:29,944 has refused to accept the charges. 96 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,728 Yeah, it'’s my son. He'’s going through a phase. 97 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,513 Heh. I don'’t understand it. 98 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,949 Would you put the call through again please? 99 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:35,993 Person to person? 100 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:40,824 Do you, uh, type? 101 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:45,046 You mean, with a machine? 102 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,660 Hello? 103 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,836 Phyllis, we'’ve gotta do something about Stan. 104 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:55,056 That'’s the third time this week he'’s hung up on me. 105 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,537 His teacher says it'’s perfectly natural. 106 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,277 Stanley'’s television-oriented, 107 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,976 so he'’s frustrated by voices he can'’t see. 108 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,891 There'’s a Princeton study. 109 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,762 Good, as long as they'’re working on it. 110 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,547 Listen, I got big news for you. 111 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,419 Gunther'’s made me head of the Investment Department. 112 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,639 Phyllis, did you hear me? 113 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,249 I heard you, Howard. 114 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,512 Well, you don'’t sound very happy. 115 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:20,124 I'’m happy, Howard. We'’ll just have to find a new house. 116 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:23,650 What'’s wrong with the new house we got last month? 117 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,477 I can'’t talk now, Howard. I'’ve gotta change. 118 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,827 The girls are coming over. 119 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,997 ♪ The moment I wake up ♪ 120 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:10,261 ♪ Before I put on My makeup ♪ 121 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:14,352 ♪ I say a little prayer For you ♪ 122 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:17,791 ♪ While combing my hair now ♪ 123 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:21,142 ♪ And wondering What dress to wear, now ♪ 124 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:24,493 ♪ I say a little prayer For you ♪ 125 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:27,409 ♪ Forever and ever You'’ll stay in my heart ♪ 126 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:30,586 ♪ And I will love you Forever and ever ♪ 127 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:33,458 ♪ We never will part Oh, how I love you ♪ 128 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,287 ♪ Together, together That'’s how it must be ♪ 129 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,768 ♪ To live without you ♪ 130 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:42,598 ♪ Will only mean Heartbreak for me ♪ 131 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,904 ♪ Yeah ♪ 132 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,689 ♪ I run for the bus, dear ♪ 133 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:50,301 ♪ While riding I think of us, dear ♪ 134 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:54,218 ♪ I say a little prayer For you ♪ 135 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:57,439 ♪ At work, I just take time ♪ 136 00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:01,008 ♪ And all through My coffee break time ♪ 137 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,924 ♪ I say a little prayer For you ♪ 138 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,795 ♪ Forever-- ♪ ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 139 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:08,580 ♪ You'’ll stay in my heart And I will love you ♪ 140 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,366 ♪ Forever and ever We never will part ♪ 141 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:14,499 ♪ Oh, how I love you Together, together ♪ 142 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:15,675 ♪ That'’s how it must be ♪ 143 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,764 ♪ To live without you ♪ 144 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,854 ♪ Will only mean Heartbreak for me ♪ 145 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,159 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 146 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,236 Brubaker'’s the name. Buy you a drink? 147 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,283 Fine. I'’ll get my things. 148 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,340 Oh, Brubaker? This is Naomi. Huh? 149 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,777 We'’re gonna be seeing a lot of her. 150 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:02,956 Brubaker, you all right? 151 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:07,090 Yeah, I just met this girl, and she'’s getting her things. 152 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,572 You got one. Good man! Where are you gonna take her? 153 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,270 I don'’t know. Home, I guess. 154 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,533 Home? To your wife? 155 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,709 No, I mean her home, wherever she lives. 156 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,755 Wrong. 157 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:22,932 Here, drop by the old club. It'’s like a second home. 158 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,108 I don'’t know if that would be quite a... 159 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,589 Brubaker, handle her case. 160 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:50,655 Leaving so soon? 161 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,569 I'’m sorry. 162 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:56,836 Hi. 163 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,933 You know, this thing makes its own quiet statement. 164 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,371 I think there should be something on it. 165 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,347 I don'’t mean to sound too forward, 166 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,783 but my name is Catherine. 167 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:34,438 Oh, I... Brubaker, Howard. 168 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,919 Brubaker? Mm-hm. 169 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,051 How do you do? 170 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,016 I never know what to say in an elevator. 171 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,020 It'’s some party, huh? 172 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,329 "Some party" good or "some party" bad? 173 00:14:55,329 --> 00:15:00,595 Well... Some good and some bad. 174 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,640 On the average, for that type of party, 175 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,600 I'’d say it was average. 176 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,864 You go to a lot of these?No, actually. 177 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,387 I expect I will be going 178 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,999 to quite a few of them in the future though. 179 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,914 I got a little promotion today. 180 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,612 Actually, a big promotion. I'’m on the street, you see. 181 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,048 On the street? 182 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,745 You interested in stocks and bonds? 183 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,008 No.Generally speaking, I think 184 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,531 we can expect a good year. 185 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,620 Very bullish overall. There'’s a possibility 186 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,839 of some bearishness later on, but I think... 187 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,853 Do you live in the city?Yes. 188 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,594 Whereabouts?Here. 189 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,858 Oh, well, that makes it convenient. 190 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,516 I'’ll get us a taxi. 191 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,668 Can I help you, Mrs. Gunther? 192 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:14,799 Yes, I'’d like a taxi. 193 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,760 Cab! 194 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,109 Hey, cab! 195 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,677 Hey, cab! Cab! Hey, cab! 196 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,000 I guess he didn'’t see me. 197 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:47,658 I thought we'’d pop over to the old club, huh? 198 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,269 Fine.Good. 199 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,574 What old club did you have in mind, buddy? 200 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:53,969 Uh... 201 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,934 Safari Club. 202 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,760 - Welcome to the Club Safari. - You are now in the Jungle Room. 203 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,370 Dancing and entertainment are provided 204 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,198 in the Native'’s Quarter on the second floor. 205 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,895 The Campfire Buffet is on your left. 206 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,289 Please shoot the waitress of your choice for service. 207 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,421 Happy hunting. 208 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,341 Do you come here often? 209 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,474 Uh, no. Actually, no. 210 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,476 But I think I will, because my boss says 211 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,738 it'’s like a second home. 212 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:10,176 Heh. He must live in a zoo. 213 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:13,744 What would you like to drink? 214 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,835 A double anything. 215 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,054 A double... 216 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,266 I'’m sorry. I meant to shoot... Where did she go? Her. 217 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,358 I never was very good with animals. 218 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,577 I'’ve got this dog 219 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,448 that barks at me when I come home. 220 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,494 Well, it isn'’t as strange as it sounds. 221 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,236 He came with the house, belonged to the former owner. 222 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,933 He doesn'’t know that I'’m his master. 223 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,543 He thinks I'’m a prowler, so he barks. 224 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,077 I'’ll get... 225 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,048 Hey, listen. 226 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,834 About that house. 227 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,575 It'’s in Darien, Connecticut, 228 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,969 and I don'’t live alone there with a dog. 229 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,973 You see, 230 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:57,326 there'’s this woman who hangs around too. 231 00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:01,069 And a kid, Stanley. A boy. 232 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,682 What I'’m... I'’m sort of married. 233 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,337 How wonderful. 234 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,383 I don'’t live alone either. 235 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,602 You don'’t live alone either? 236 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:13,995 You mean, you'’re married too? 237 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,301 Yes. 238 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,128 Well, I'’ll be-- 239 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,174 Can you--? You don'’t look married. 240 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,872 Thank you. Well, you don'’t look very married neither. 241 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,005 Yeah? Well, thank you. 242 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,920 I should. Twelve years. 243 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,921 Twelve years. 244 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,055 We'’ve lived in 12 different houses too. 245 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,014 Oh, you must travel a lot. 246 00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,407 Oh, no. That'’s just because 247 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,191 my wife has this remodeling thing. 248 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,411 See, when she finishes a house, she gets bored with it, 249 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:41,240 so we gotta get a new one and start over from the beginning. 250 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,418 She'’s very home-oriented, as she would put it. 251 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,550 But I guess aside from that, I'’m pretty ha... 252 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,510 How about you? 253 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,555 Oh, I'’m not as happy as you are. 254 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,688 No? Well, how come? Oh, I take it back. 255 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,081 It'’s none of my business. I'’m sorry. 256 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,127 Any children? 257 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:02,348 No. My husband doesn'’t like children. 258 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,262 Huh? 259 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,701 He thinks they'’re too childish. 260 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,012 Where'’s...? I'’m sorry, I forgot. 261 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,493 I don'’t know what'’s the matter with these waitresses. 262 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,583 Oh, can we have a double anything? 263 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,543 Is your name Brubaker?Hm? 264 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,588 Telephone for you, sir. 265 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:26,894 Telephone for me? Hm? 266 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,461 Oh. 267 00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,289 I wonder who-- Would you excuse me? 268 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,215 Hello? Hello? 269 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,435 Brubaker, how stands the union? 270 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:49,743 Hello--? What? Oh, Mr. Gunther. Hi. 271 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,658 What'’s your diagnosis, Doctor? 272 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,877 Is your patient showing a fever yet? 273 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:57,098 Is my patient--? What...? Oh, you mean... 274 00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,709 Well, she'’s a very nice girl. We'’re getting along just fine. 275 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:03,757 Good boy. Don'’t let her know you'’re married. 276 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,762 I'’ll see you in the morning. 277 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:09,632 Right. 278 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,766 Don'’t let her know I'’m married. 279 00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:21,557 I am married. 280 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:51,413 I had no idea what to expect. 281 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,155 He just said, "Wanna hear some funny tapes?" 282 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,984 I heard it was all her idea. 283 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,377 We'’ve known them for years. 284 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,466 I never imagined they were like that. 285 00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,252 I'’ll get it. 286 00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,384 I'’ll get it. 287 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,602 Oh, if that'’s Bob, 288 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,299 tell him the maid drank it. 289 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,042 Hello? 290 00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:14,175 Stanley? It'’s me, Daddy. Don'’t hang up. 291 00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:16,438 All right? Could I speak to Mommy, please? 292 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,048 What did they say about the tapes? 293 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,530 Phyllis? Can you hear me, Phyllis? 294 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,404 Oh, I'’ve got the dog. 295 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,498 Hello?Phyllis. 296 00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:35,109 I just wanted to call and tell you I missed the 8:01. 297 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:38,155 I'’ll be on the 9:57 that gets in at 11:14. 298 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:40,723 Howard, you'’re too time-oriented. 299 00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,203 You'’ve gotta learn not to be 300 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,987 so dependent on your rigid schedule. 301 00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,555 This isn'’t my schedule. 302 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,514 The New York, New Haven and Hartford puts this out. 303 00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:50,298 I can'’t talk now, Howard. I'’ve gotta serve. 304 00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:51,908 Phyllis? 305 00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:54,433 Phyllis? 306 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,574 My boss. 307 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,097 Big deal coming up. 308 00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:08,098 Bullish and rubbish? 309 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,797 Bearish.Oh, yes. 310 00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,190 He'’s quite a swinger. 311 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,062 Oh, yes? 312 00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:18,544 It was his idea for us to come here. 313 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,371 I'’ve... This is not my kind of place. 314 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:23,287 And I just don'’t think you'’re the sort of girl that... 315 00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:25,594 I didn'’t know what to say to him. 316 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:28,467 Well, the next time you see him, why don'’t you--? 317 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:33,341 Yes, sir, what can I bring you? 318 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,695 Shall we--? Just the check, please. 319 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:42,872 But you didn'’t order anything. 320 00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:46,136 We haven'’t ordered-- Well, then, we'’re straight. 321 00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:52,839 Thank you. 322 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,551 Bwana want a taxi? 323 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,248 Bwana want a--? You want a taxi? 324 00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:12,946 No. I think I'’ll walk for a while. 325 00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:20,475 You know, I don'’t wanna leave, but I just... 326 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:22,216 I missed the train, and I-- 327 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:24,348 It'’s late, and I don'’t know when I'’m gonna get-- 328 00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:25,785 Oh, she worries about you? 329 00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,005 No, one thing about... 330 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,705 She doesn'’t worry about me. 331 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:36,535 I did promise you a drink, didn'’t I? 332 00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:38,711 Do you dance? 333 00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:41,627 Do I dance?Yes. 334 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:43,324 No. 335 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:46,153 ♪ Wake up, wake up Wake up, wake up ♪ 336 00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:49,112 ♪ Are you ready to ♪ ♪ Wake up, wake up ♪ 337 00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:52,333 ♪ Wake up, wake up Wake up, wake up ♪ 338 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,770 ♪ We got so much to make up ♪ 339 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:57,251 ♪ Hold on, hold on ♪ 340 00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:59,383 ♪ You'’d better hold on ♪ ♪ Ohhh ♪ 341 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,342 ♪ Won'’t you stand ♪ 342 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:04,388 ♪ One of these days ♪ ♪ One of these days ♪ 343 00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:07,130 ♪ One of these days ♪ ♪ One of these days ♪ 344 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:09,089 ♪ One of these days ♪ 345 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:13,006 ♪ Open your eyes ♪ ♪ Open your eyes ♪ 346 00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:18,751 ♪ Wake up, wake up, yeah ♪ 347 00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:21,623 ♪ Wake up, wake up ♪ ♪ Wake up, wake up ♪ 348 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,539 ♪ Now'’s the hour to Wake up, wake up ♪ 349 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:27,847 ♪ Wake up, wake up Wake up, wake up ♪ 350 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:30,589 ♪ You'’ve got the power To get up, get up ♪ 351 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,417 ♪ Stand up, stand up ♪ 352 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:36,246 ♪ Now'’s the moment To stand up ♪ 353 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:39,119 ♪ One of these days ♪ ♪ One of these days ♪ 354 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,991 ♪ One of these days ♪ ♪ One of these days ♪ 355 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:44,994 ♪ One of these days ♪ ♪ One of these days ♪ 356 00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:48,911 ♪ Open up your eyes ♪ ♪ Open your eyes ♪ 357 00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:51,871 ♪ I'’m here and I'’m here ♪ 358 00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:54,743 ♪ Watching over you Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 359 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,528 ♪ And I'’m here, right here ♪ 360 00:26:57,528 --> 00:27:00,444 ♪ And I'’m gonna See you through ♪ 361 00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:03,491 ♪ Hey, wake up, wake up ♪ ♪ Wake up, wake up ♪ 362 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:06,581 ♪ Are you ready to Wake up, wake up ♪ 363 00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:08,627 ♪ Wake up, wake up ♪ 364 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,499 Thank God. 365 00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:23,119 ♪ Take a ride ♪ 366 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,165 ♪ Through the sky ♪ 367 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:28,995 ♪ Way up high ♪ 368 00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:31,171 ♪ Oh, my sugar guy ♪ 369 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:33,869 ♪ Oh, my sugar guy ♪ 370 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:38,700 ♪ Won'’t you cling To this arm ♪ 371 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:44,010 ♪ Let it scream ♪ ♪ Let it scream ♪ 372 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,110 ♪ Oh, my sugar pie ♪ 373 00:27:57,110 --> 00:28:00,940 ♪ There'’s a sound ♪ 374 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:03,943 ♪ Deep within each heart ♪ 375 00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:07,424 Catherine, how are you? I'’m fine. 376 00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:08,904 Great. Absolutely great. 377 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:10,471 It'’s the best party we'’ve ever had. 378 00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:12,560 Listen. Hey. 379 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,956 Where are you?Where do you think I am? 380 00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:19,132 Catherine, this is no time for jokes. 381 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:21,525 We'’re giving a party for 200 people. 382 00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:24,398 I'’ve been gone for hours. Didn'’t you notice? 383 00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:26,705 Of course, I noticed. Just a little while ago, 384 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,882 I asked what'’s-his-name, where is Cathy? 385 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,057 I'’ll talk to you later. 386 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,508 Are you a Gemini? 387 00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:35,991 Yes. How did you know? 388 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:37,210 A lucky guess. 389 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,473 You should trust your emotions more. 390 00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:41,127 Stop thinking so much. 391 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,781 I guess weights too. 392 00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:45,000 What is his sign? 393 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,787 He'’s Taurus. 394 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:53,139 You'’re wildly incompatible. 395 00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:55,184 Of course, there'’s nothing to astrology, 396 00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:58,231 but he'’s much too acquisitive for you. 397 00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,276 Wants to own everything he sees. 398 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:06,848 What about him? 399 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:19,121 I'’d say he was the Crab. 400 00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:22,472 Affectionate, shy, sensitive. 401 00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,656 You two could be very compatible. 402 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,966 Are you from Paris?Yes. 403 00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:40,099 How wonderful. 404 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,405 You should come and meet my husband. 405 00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,885 He'’s a displaced Parisian. 406 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,368 Catherine! 407 00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:55,505 ♪ Give your woman What she wants, she wants ♪ 408 00:30:55,505 --> 00:31:00,206 ♪ And she'’ll never leave you No, sir ♪ 409 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:03,774 ♪ Give your lady What she needs ♪ 410 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:07,778 ♪ Keep your sweetheart Satisfied ♪ 411 00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:10,912 ♪ My baby'’s back In Georgia ♪ 412 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:14,742 ♪ She tells me That we'’ve gone cold ♪ 413 00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:18,006 ♪ So tell your baby that... ♪ 414 00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:22,358 ♪ It'’s bad to be alone Too long ♪ 415 00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:39,723 I'’m sorry, I'’d like to. But the last... 416 00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,508 I understand.It leaves... 417 00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:45,120 Children, I'’m afraid I'’m in terrible difficulty. 418 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:53,999 And he was doing so well. 419 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:57,045 Almost three months without a drop. 420 00:31:57,045 --> 00:32:01,571 Seventy-four days, 10 hours, and seven minutes. 421 00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:04,574 A new world'’s record. 422 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:07,316 And the new world'’s record holder 423 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:10,189 is Orlow P. Walters. 424 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,235 And I can'’t drive. 425 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,542 I don'’t suppose you'’d reconsider? 426 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:28,859 Your friends and neighbors have chipped in 427 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:32,472 to buy you a small token of esteem and affection. 428 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,779 Gears need a little oiling, I guess. 429 00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:38,695 Brubaker, do you duel? 430 00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:41,046 No, I tried out 431 00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:42,830 for the college fencing team, but I... 432 00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:44,571 Splendid. 433 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:53,972 Are you getting tired? 434 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,234 No, I'’m fine. 435 00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:31,835 Hello, darling. 436 00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:33,011 Hello, my love. 437 00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:38,625 I'’ve found us some guests. 438 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,930 Catherine and Brubaker. 439 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,280 How do you do? 440 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,412 Catherine is from Paris. 441 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,327 And he was college fencing champion. 442 00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,155 Oh, marvelous. 443 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,635 Delighted. 444 00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:51,420 Yes. 445 00:33:59,211 --> 00:34:01,387 Catherine, we'’ll freshen up. 446 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:02,779 Fine. 447 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:04,912 Brubaker and I will just try our hand. 448 00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:17,446 Foil or épée? 449 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:23,235 You must forgive this equipment but I'’m just learning. 450 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:24,758 Marvelous sport, don'’t you think? 451 00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:26,412 Oh, yes.Illegal now, you know? 452 00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:28,501 So I only practice at night. 453 00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:31,330 As a matter of fact, I only do everything at night. 454 00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:33,332 Actually, I wasn'’t a fencing champ. 455 00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:34,985 I found out long ago 456 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:38,554 that all of the most unpleasant things in life 457 00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,252 occur during the day. 458 00:34:40,252 --> 00:34:41,862 The sun beats down. 459 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,472 Women wear curlers. 460 00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:46,954 Men jam subways to get to offices 461 00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:48,956 where they cheat each other in business, 462 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:52,002 or borrow and lend money at exorbitant rates. 463 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:55,919 Say, I hope I'’m not stepping on any toes. 464 00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:58,705 -What line are you in? -I'’m on the street. 465 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,621 Well, I'’m sure you'’ll find something soon. 466 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,321 And this is my favorite room. 467 00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:14,373 I feel like I'’ve stepped into the past. 468 00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,983 Lots of luck.But at night, 469 00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:18,725 ah, the stock exchange is closed. 470 00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:19,987 The moon comes up. 471 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,902 Candles flicker. 472 00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:23,512 Champagne pops. 473 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,471 Women are gay and beautiful. 474 00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:28,996 Greta Garbo movies 475 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:31,781 are on television. 476 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:35,133 So obviously, the answer is to sleep during the day 477 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,699 and live at night. 478 00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:39,528 En garde! 479 00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:40,399 Uh-huh. 480 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:50,104 That'’s Japanese, you know? 481 00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:51,758 Not completely fair, I suppose. 482 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:55,849 But, uh, in dueling, Brown tells me, anything goes. 483 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,252 Wonderful attack. 484 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:09,079 Well, thank you, but actually-- 485 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,172 Do you believe in destiny? 486 00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:17,566 No. I mean, not really. 487 00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:18,915 Good. 488 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,482 Then I'’ll tell your fortune. 489 00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:25,313 I don'’t really believe in--Neither do I. 490 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,402 It'’s bad luck to be superstitious. 491 00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:29,317 But the cards are so pretty. 492 00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:43,505 Now, the first card... 493 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:46,116 represents your picture of yourself. 494 00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:47,553 Oh, my. 495 00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:48,684 The Fool. 496 00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,120 Are you feeling foolish? 497 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,471 A little. 498 00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:55,387 You see, there'’s a party in my apartment right now. 499 00:36:55,387 --> 00:36:57,432 And I should be there. 500 00:36:57,432 --> 00:37:00,609 But I walked out with Brubaker. 501 00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,524 And for some reasons, I don'’t care. 502 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:03,873 I'’m here, I'’m happy and-- 503 00:37:03,873 --> 00:37:05,962 Oh, you don'’t look very happy. 504 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:07,573 Did your husband beat you? 505 00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:10,880 How did you know I was married? 506 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,143 By your wedding ring. How else? 507 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:15,929 Yes, of course. 508 00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:30,248 Permit me. 509 00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:33,338 En garde!Ow, ow! 510 00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:40,867 The future. 511 00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:43,130 Mm, the World. 512 00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,437 This may mean that you'’re about to make a decision 513 00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:47,961 and all choices are open to you. 514 00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:50,398 Or it could mean that you'’re about to take a trip. 515 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:53,619 Are you planning one?No. 516 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,360 You see? 517 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,839 It'’s all foolishness. 518 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:59,059 I'’ve been thinking about-- 519 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:01,583 About leaving my husband. 520 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,759 You see how these games can get out of hand? 521 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,024 I thought about it... 522 00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,983 for a long time. 523 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:16,032 Are these from your wedding cake? 524 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:18,078 When Andre and I were married, 525 00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:20,733 they had just invented bread. 526 00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:29,394 When we got married, people said we looked more perfect 527 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,134 than the figures on the cake. 528 00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,529 Two pretty people. 529 00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:36,662 But that'’s not enough. 530 00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:39,969 Well, I suppose there are times when a trade-in is permissible. 531 00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:43,756 Then you think I should leave him? 532 00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:46,715 No one should ever give advice. 533 00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:48,935 Why don'’t you leave it up to the cards? 534 00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:51,894 You have one left in your future. 535 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,220 Excellent. 536 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,396 But that makes you vulnerable for-- 537 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,355 Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq! 538 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:21,968 Magnificent. 539 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,580 A fine match. 540 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,930 That was fun. 541 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,105 Heh-heh, yeah. 542 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:30,324 Fun. 543 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,502 That was fun. A lot of fun. 544 00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:36,374 This is some place. 545 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,898 If my wife ever got her hands on this-- 546 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,686 Brubaker?Hm? 547 00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:46,471 Why do people get married? 548 00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,952 I don'’t know. Uh... 549 00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:52,128 They do. 550 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,914 You know there'’s a marriage in this country every five seconds? 551 00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:57,917 So fast?They probably use computers. 552 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,962 I would like to live in a castle. 553 00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:03,009 All alone? 554 00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:04,576 No, with a prince. 555 00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:25,161 I was a prince once. 556 00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:27,337 No, in kindergarten in this play. 557 00:40:27,337 --> 00:40:29,165 I mean, I played a prince... 558 00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:33,082 who was, uh, turned into a frog by a wicked witch. 559 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:35,389 And the only way I could get un-frogged 560 00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:37,478 was by the kiss of this beautiful princess. 561 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:38,827 But when it came time 562 00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:40,438 for the girl who was playing the princess 563 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,004 to give me the kiss, 564 00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,745 she must'’ve thought I looked terrible. 565 00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:45,704 I had this frog'’s head on at the time. 566 00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:48,750 Just walked off-stage and, uh, 567 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,926 it became the story of the enchanted frog 568 00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:51,927 who stayed a frog. 569 00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:05,680 You are a prince. 570 00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:19,955 That'’s the first time in years I'’ve kissed a woman 571 00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,696 without saying "goodbye," "good night" 572 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:23,263 or "happy birthday." 573 00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:26,222 Well, I say it'’s the first time 574 00:41:26,222 --> 00:41:28,486 I'’ve kissed a man who didn'’t kiss me first. 575 00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:32,620 I really shouldn'’t, uh... 576 00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:37,059 Forget it.No, no. 577 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:39,235 What were you going to say?I was gonna say something 578 00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:41,673 I thought I should say, but I didn'’t really mean it. 579 00:41:41,673 --> 00:41:43,457 Tonight-- No. 580 00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:46,286 Tonight, we only say what we really mean. 581 00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,463 And do what we really wanna do. 582 00:43:34,699 --> 00:43:36,004 Charmante. 583 00:43:37,484 --> 00:43:40,400 Well, the sun will come up any time now. 584 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,531 Will you spend the day? 585 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:44,926 Oh, uh, no, I'’m af-- 586 00:43:44,926 --> 00:43:46,667 I think we'’d better be going. 587 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,234 You'’ll come again, won'’t you? 588 00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:50,366 Thank you. We will. Au revoir, mademoiselle. 589 00:43:50,366 --> 00:43:53,282 Au revoir.Your friend is a good sport. 590 00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:42,592 I'’m going to leave him. 591 00:44:43,855 --> 00:44:45,552 When? 592 00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:47,075 Today. Tonight. 593 00:44:47,075 --> 00:44:48,207 As soon as I can. 594 00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,559 If I wait too long, he'’ll talk me out of it. 595 00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:57,607 Where will you go?Home. 596 00:44:57,607 --> 00:44:58,565 Paris. 597 00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:04,136 I'’ve never been to Paris. 598 00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:05,703 You'’d like it. 599 00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,096 It'’s very... 600 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:10,098 romantic. 601 00:45:20,935 --> 00:45:22,937 Look, I don'’t know how to put this. 602 00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:26,941 This has been the most wonderful night of my life. 603 00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:30,466 I know that sounds-- 604 00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:34,296 And if I had any-- 605 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:43,479 I guess it'’s back to being a frog again, as usual. 606 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:46,134 You are a prince. 607 00:45:52,358 --> 00:45:53,751 Permanently. 608 00:46:02,455 --> 00:46:03,804 I'’ve gotta go. 609 00:46:11,551 --> 00:46:12,552 Have a good trip. 610 00:46:14,249 --> 00:46:16,034 You too. 611 00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:17,818 To... 612 00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:19,559 Where is it you have all those houses? 613 00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:22,170 Oh, Darien. 614 00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:23,911 That'’s not exactly Paris. 615 00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:35,270 Goodbye. 616 00:46:37,751 --> 00:46:39,405 We seem to say a lot of goodbyes. 617 00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:46,412 Too many. 618 00:49:08,641 --> 00:49:09,903 Hi. 619 00:49:11,470 --> 00:49:13,341 Hi. 620 00:49:13,341 --> 00:49:16,431 I'’m supposed to be your new secretary. 621 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,434 We met last night. 622 00:49:20,609 --> 00:49:22,046 At the party. 623 00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:24,048 Oh, yes. You'’re the one with the-- 624 00:49:24,048 --> 00:49:25,875 How are you? 625 00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:27,616 Tired. Heh. 626 00:49:27,616 --> 00:49:29,270 Me too. 627 00:49:34,754 --> 00:49:35,798 Want a pill? 628 00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:38,584 What kind of pill? 629 00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:39,498 You tell me. 630 00:49:41,674 --> 00:49:43,067 No, thank you. 631 00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:45,895 Would you get my wife on the phone? 632 00:49:45,895 --> 00:49:48,028 Sure. 633 00:49:48,028 --> 00:49:50,291 Um, what'’s your name? 634 00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:53,077 Brubaker, Howard. 635 00:49:54,643 --> 00:49:57,168 Is that what you want me to call you? 636 00:49:57,168 --> 00:50:00,040 Well, yeah, you can call me Mr. Bru-- Or Howard. 637 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,042 I-- Actually, whatever you want. 638 00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:04,392 Good. 639 00:50:04,392 --> 00:50:06,699 I'’m used to working for swingers. 640 00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:36,120 Yes?NAOMI: Your wife, Bru. 641 00:50:37,773 --> 00:50:38,861 Bru? 642 00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:44,215 Oh, she-- 643 00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:47,435 Phyllis? 644 00:50:47,435 --> 00:50:49,916 I'’ve got very something important we have to talk about. 645 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:52,310 Howard, I'’m so glad you called. 646 00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:54,616 A realtor is bringing a couple over this morning 647 00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:56,531 to look at the house, and if they like it, 648 00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:59,578 they wanna move in right away.Right away? 649 00:50:59,578 --> 00:51:02,059 They have another house we can take temporarily. 650 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,756 Of course, it needs a lot of work. 651 00:51:03,756 --> 00:51:05,453 Uh, have you seen your new office yet? 652 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,716 Yes, I'’m in it now. 653 00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:10,067 How many windows are there? 654 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,242 Well, 11. 655 00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:13,548 Eleven? 656 00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:16,029 I'’ll come down on Monday and see what I can do. 657 00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:18,292 Gunther say anything about refurnishing it? 658 00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:20,816 No. You should see it, it'’s barely-- 659 00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:22,818 Look, Phyllis, please. I must talk to you 660 00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:26,387 about something very important. Well, just ask him. 661 00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:27,736 Oh, Phyllis. 662 00:51:27,736 --> 00:51:29,869 Howard, don'’t be afraid. 663 00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:31,392 You'’ve got it coming to you. 664 00:51:31,392 --> 00:51:34,569 You'’re so avoidance-oriented.Phyllis-- 665 00:51:34,569 --> 00:51:36,180 The Cranshaws can'’t make it tonight. 666 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:38,007 They'’re sick.Phyllis. 667 00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:40,923 But if we can find a recorder, they'’ll send over their tapes. 668 00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:43,100 What tapes? 669 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,710 There'’s the realtor. I can'’t talk now. 670 00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:52,326 Thank you for calling. 671 00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:01,509 Well, Brubaker, what do you think of it? 672 00:52:01,509 --> 00:52:04,686 Well, it'’s not exactly the palace at Versa-- 673 00:52:04,686 --> 00:52:06,906 Good lord, what happened to you? Did you get mugged? 674 00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:10,823 Oh, no, no. I just haven'’t had a chance to shave and change. 675 00:52:10,823 --> 00:52:12,738 A little celebration is expected, Brubaker, 676 00:52:12,738 --> 00:52:14,131 but in moderation. 677 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,567 I have these contracts here-- 678 00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:17,873 Mr. Gunther, I'’m giving notice. 679 00:52:17,873 --> 00:52:19,919 Your notice of what?Quitting. 680 00:52:19,919 --> 00:52:21,877 You'’ll get my formal resignation in the mail, 681 00:52:21,877 --> 00:52:23,662 but I'’d like to take this opportunity to tell you-- 682 00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:25,490 Brubaker, I'’ve known of men who crack 683 00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:27,187 from the strain of life at the top, 684 00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,971 but never after one day. 685 00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:30,712 It'’s been a pleasant association, 686 00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:34,368 and my decision does not reflect personally on anyone... 687 00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:36,327 It'’s just that I'’ve made other plans. 688 00:52:40,069 --> 00:52:42,376 What other plans? Suicide? 689 00:52:42,376 --> 00:52:43,638 What are you talking about, Brubaker? 690 00:52:43,638 --> 00:52:45,727 Well, since you-- As a matter of fact, 691 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,816 you were rather instrumental in this whole thing. 692 00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:50,341 Here, by the way. Thank you very much. 693 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:53,082 Uh, you know the girl I met at your party last night? 694 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:54,823 Well, she'’s leaving her husband. 695 00:52:54,823 --> 00:52:56,869 And I'’ve decided I am gonna go with her, 696 00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:58,827 if she'’ll let me, to Paris tonight. 697 00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:03,484 Brubaker, is this just alcohol? 698 00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:06,400 Or are you on drugs too? 699 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,533 Heh, no, I know it sounds very strange 700 00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:10,274 but I'’m perfectly serious. 701 00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:12,319 I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you 702 00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:14,103 that'’s it'’s been a wonderful association 703 00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:17,890 and that my decision does not reflect personally on anyone. 704 00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:20,066 All right, Brubaker, if you wanna go and bundle 705 00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:21,850 with this tootsie--She'’s not a tootsie. 706 00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:23,722 She'’s a very beautiful, wonderful girl. 707 00:53:23,722 --> 00:53:26,159 Okay, Brubaker. If you wanna go off and bundle 708 00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:27,856 with this wonderful, beautiful girl, 709 00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:29,902 why don'’t you take one week of your vacation now--? 710 00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:31,991 Wait, you don'’t understand, Mr. Gunther. 711 00:53:31,991 --> 00:53:33,514 I'’m not coming back. 712 00:53:36,604 --> 00:53:38,563 Brubaker. 713 00:53:38,563 --> 00:53:40,826 A girl you meet at one of my parties? 714 00:53:40,826 --> 00:53:43,307 A drunken kiss, an off-balance embrace, 715 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:45,134 a couple of hours in the downy billows? 716 00:53:45,134 --> 00:53:46,875 You don'’t understand. 717 00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:48,877 It was nothing like that. See, she'’s... 718 00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:52,141 She'’s a princess and I'’m a frog 719 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:54,405 who got changed into a prince. 720 00:53:54,405 --> 00:53:56,102 Brubaker--I was a prince at first. 721 00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:57,234 That'’s enough, Brubaker. 722 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,931 But then I got changed into a frog, 723 00:53:58,931 --> 00:54:00,498 and until her kiss-- 724 00:54:00,498 --> 00:54:03,457 Brubaker, you are not a frog.Right. 725 00:54:03,457 --> 00:54:06,634 As cruel as this may seem in your current state, 726 00:54:06,634 --> 00:54:09,463 I want you to recognize that as the truth. 727 00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:10,682 I'’m not a frog now. 728 00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:13,859 I'’m a prince but I was a frog. 729 00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:16,731 Brubaker, repeat this simple sentence after me. 730 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,734 "I am not now, 731 00:54:19,734 --> 00:54:21,693 nor have I ever been a frog." 732 00:54:21,693 --> 00:54:24,435 No--Repeat, Brubaker. 733 00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:28,134 "I am not now, nor have I ever been a frog." 734 00:54:32,791 --> 00:54:34,140 Brubaker, you need some rest. 735 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:36,316 You also need to consult a doctor. 736 00:54:38,797 --> 00:54:42,104 Either a psychiatrist or a veterinarian. 737 00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,430 May I help you?Uh, yes. 738 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:05,824 I-- I was here this morning. 739 00:55:05,824 --> 00:55:09,349 You know, a few hours ago, with a girl. 740 00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:10,959 A woman. 741 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:15,268 A blond. And she was wearing, uh, a tuxedo. 742 00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,009 Uh, do you remember? 743 00:55:17,009 --> 00:55:19,577 Mrs. Gunther, 20E. 744 00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:26,932 Mrs. Gunther? 745 00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:13,761 My friend and I have decided to go with the princess, 746 00:56:13,761 --> 00:56:14,719 if she'’ll have us. 747 00:56:57,718 --> 00:56:59,328 Did you arrange for this? 748 00:56:59,328 --> 00:57:00,721 I wish I had. 749 00:57:03,158 --> 00:57:05,073 How do you think we look? 750 00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:07,162 Foolish, I guess.I hope so. 751 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:41,327 You were very happy as a child, weren'’t you? 752 00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:43,503 Yes, I was. 753 00:57:43,503 --> 00:57:45,287 Weren'’t you?Yeah. 754 00:57:46,941 --> 00:57:49,553 Did you have any rotten childhood stories? 755 00:57:49,553 --> 00:57:51,206 No, I don'’t. 756 00:57:51,206 --> 00:57:52,556 Do you?No. 757 00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:59,432 When I was 10, my grandmother gave me a goldfish bowl. 758 00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:02,391 And I saved up all my money and I ran down to the pet shop 759 00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:04,393 and I bought two goldfish. 760 00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:05,873 The man put them in a carton 761 00:58:05,873 --> 00:58:07,396 like you eat Chinese food out of. 762 00:58:07,396 --> 00:58:09,442 I remember because he was eating Chinese food 763 00:58:09,442 --> 00:58:11,313 out of a carton just like it. 764 00:58:11,313 --> 00:58:15,317 I brought them home and I opened the carton very carefully 765 00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:17,581 and I poured it in... 766 00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:19,974 and it turned out to be chop suey. 767 00:58:19,974 --> 00:58:22,063 Because the man had given me the wrong carton by mistake. 768 00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:24,457 I was sitting there staring 769 00:58:24,457 --> 00:58:26,851 at all these noodles and vegetables floating around 770 00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:28,374 and my father walked in. 771 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,202 He looked at it and said, "What'’s that?" 772 00:58:30,202 --> 00:58:31,812 And I said, "That'’s chop suey." 773 00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:33,379 And he said, "Well, just remember, 774 00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:35,599 your mother and I aren'’t gonna feed it for you." 775 00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:42,649 ♪ Are we just April fools ♪ 776 00:58:42,649 --> 00:58:48,612 ♪ Who can'’t see all the danger Around us? ♪ 777 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:54,443 ♪ If we'’re just April fools ♪ 778 00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:59,100 ♪ I don'’t care ♪ 779 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:02,887 ♪ True love has found us now ♪ 780 00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:11,939 ♪ In an April breeze ♪ 781 00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:20,992 ♪ Once you came to me ♪ 782 00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:26,563 ♪ When you smiled I looked into your eyes ♪ 783 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:31,089 ♪ And I knew I'’d be loving you ♪ 784 00:59:31,089 --> 00:59:36,703 ♪ And then you touched My hand ♪ 785 00:59:36,703 --> 00:59:39,706 ♪ And I learned ♪ 786 00:59:39,706 --> 00:59:46,191 ♪ April dreams can come true ♪ 787 00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:59,117 I don'’t think Webster has another year left in him. 788 01:00:00,945 --> 01:00:02,729 Better put him on the block. 789 01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:09,736 Buy someone to back up Ferroski. 790 01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:13,697 And that-- 791 01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:18,963 Well, gentlemen, it appears we have our first fan. 792 01:00:20,312 --> 01:00:21,618 Anyone know who she is? 793 01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:24,882 Never saw her before. 794 01:00:24,882 --> 01:00:26,057 New one to me. 795 01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:32,237 Well, I think this calls for an official welcome. 796 01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:33,325 If you'’ll excuse me. 797 01:00:56,174 --> 01:00:57,915 Gunther'’s the name. Buy you a drink? 798 01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:01,222 Oh, it'’s you. 799 01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:09,927 Hiya, Potter. 800 01:01:09,927 --> 01:01:11,842 My God, Howard, you look terrible. 801 01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:13,626 What, I do? Yeah, I guess I do. 802 01:01:13,626 --> 01:01:15,802 Uh, Scotch and water, please. I feel wonderful. 803 01:01:15,802 --> 01:01:18,022 I met a girl last night and we'’re going to Paris. 804 01:01:18,022 --> 01:01:19,937 What are you talking about? What about Phyllis? 805 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:21,852 She'’s not coming. I want you to handle it. 806 01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:23,854 That'’s why I wanted to see you. Give her anything she wants. 807 01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:25,420 The car, the house.A divorce? 808 01:01:25,420 --> 01:01:26,595 Yeah. 809 01:01:28,293 --> 01:01:30,469 What about your promotion?Oh, I quit. 810 01:01:30,469 --> 01:01:32,123 Which is probably just as well, 811 01:01:32,123 --> 01:01:34,125 because the girl turned out to be Gunther'’s wife. 812 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:36,780 Gunther'’s wife?Cheers. 813 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,520 Last night, you didn'’t know what tie to wear, 814 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,827 and now you'’re running off with the boss'’s wife? 815 01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:44,135 You better listen to me, Howard.Huh? 816 01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:46,006 You know what I think? 817 01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:47,225 You'’re moving too fast. 818 01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:48,792 Better get a hold of yourself. Relax. 819 01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,010 I am relaxed. 820 01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:51,533 All my life, I'’ve been tense 821 01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:53,057 and never knew it. 822 01:01:53,057 --> 01:01:55,363 Potter, I met this girl and I came alive. 823 01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:57,191 I laughed with her. 824 01:01:57,191 --> 01:01:59,716 I really laughed. And I made her laugh. 825 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:02,153 And we danced and I dueled. I dueled. 826 01:02:03,937 --> 01:02:06,461 And I bought her a frog.Howard, you'’re hysterical. 827 01:02:06,461 --> 01:02:08,899 Better have a drink. Two more. 828 01:02:15,557 --> 01:02:17,342 Well, what are you doing here anyway? 829 01:02:18,909 --> 01:02:20,475 I came to talk to you. 830 01:02:20,475 --> 01:02:23,087 Can we go somewhere private? 831 01:02:23,087 --> 01:02:25,350 What'’s the matter with right here? I own the place. 832 01:02:25,350 --> 01:02:28,353 It'’s as private as our own home.Yeah, I guess it is. 833 01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:29,746 That'’s the problem. 834 01:02:31,138 --> 01:02:33,227 We'’re so public. 835 01:02:33,227 --> 01:02:35,577 Our life, our friends. 836 01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:37,710 That apartment.Wait a minute. 837 01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:40,060 There may be things wrong with our life and our friends, 838 01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:41,932 but there'’s nothing wrong with that apartment. 839 01:02:41,932 --> 01:02:44,108 I'’ve got over $300,000 in that little hovel. 840 01:02:44,108 --> 01:02:45,762 It'’s a goddamn showplace. 841 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:47,851 Didn'’t you hear people talking about it last night? 842 01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:50,549 Well, I left early.Yeah, that'’s right. 843 01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:53,247 Where the hell did you go anyway? 844 01:02:53,247 --> 01:02:56,163 Oh, I know. Don'’t tell me. 845 01:02:56,163 --> 01:02:57,948 You had one of your romantic fits 846 01:02:57,948 --> 01:03:01,038 and you went walking in the park looking for wounded birds. 847 01:03:01,038 --> 01:03:03,214 Let me tell you something. This is New York City. 848 01:03:03,214 --> 01:03:06,043 And any girl who goes walking alone at night in the park 849 01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:09,089 is not romantic, she'’s crazy. Do you know what can happen? 850 01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,917 I'’m sorry, but we can'’t talk here. I'’m leaving. 851 01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,963 You'’re leaving for where?Paris. 852 01:03:12,963 --> 01:03:13,964 Paris. 853 01:03:15,139 --> 01:03:16,531 Paris? 854 01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:19,012 Why is suddenly everybody going to Paris? 855 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:20,492 Is there a party? 856 01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:22,755 First this maniac in my investment department 857 01:03:22,755 --> 01:03:24,713 who thinks he'’s a tadpole, and now you. 858 01:03:24,713 --> 01:03:26,672 What has come over everybody? 859 01:03:26,672 --> 01:03:27,934 Just when I'’m feeling good, 860 01:03:27,934 --> 01:03:29,893 you decide to drop it on old Ted. 861 01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:31,895 Well, forget it. I'’m not gonna let you do it. 862 01:03:31,895 --> 01:03:33,505 I'’m not gonna let you spoil my day! 863 01:03:33,505 --> 01:03:35,246 I'’m sorry--I don'’t wanna hear 864 01:03:35,246 --> 01:03:36,813 any apologies! 865 01:03:39,685 --> 01:03:41,730 This day is too important for me. 866 01:03:43,167 --> 01:03:44,908 And just remember for the next time 867 01:03:44,908 --> 01:03:47,432 to have more respect for the other fellow'’s feelings. 868 01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:03,230 Potter, you'’re an unhappily married man. 869 01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:04,449 Can'’t you understand? 870 01:04:04,449 --> 01:04:05,798 Didn'’t you ever meet a girl 871 01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:07,147 that made you feel different? 872 01:04:07,147 --> 01:04:08,322 Yes. 873 01:04:11,195 --> 01:04:13,501 I never told this to anyone before. 874 01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:17,636 There was this girl.Oh... 875 01:04:17,636 --> 01:04:19,116 She was divorced. 876 01:04:19,116 --> 01:04:22,684 Her name was Barbara Jo Wilkerson. 877 01:04:22,684 --> 01:04:24,773 She was beautiful. Beautiful. 878 01:04:24,773 --> 01:04:26,471 She was suing her dentist. 879 01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:29,474 Her 6-year-old son'’s dentist, actually, 880 01:04:29,474 --> 01:04:32,520 and I was representing the dentist. 881 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:35,567 I'’ll never forget the first thing I ever said to her. 882 01:04:35,567 --> 01:04:37,395 Yeah, what? What? What? 883 01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:43,096 "Mrs. Wilkerson, my name is Potter Shrader... 884 01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:47,057 and I'’m Dr. Zimmerman'’s attorney." 885 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,538 That'’s it? What, that'’s it? Oh. 886 01:04:50,538 --> 01:04:52,801 Well, the first thing I said to Catherine, I said: 887 01:04:52,801 --> 01:04:55,021 "Hi. Brubaker'’s the name. Buy you a drink?" 888 01:04:55,021 --> 01:04:57,502 You know what she said?Howard, Howard. 889 01:04:57,502 --> 01:04:59,243 Howard, will you please let me finish? 890 01:04:59,243 --> 01:05:00,548 Oh, yeah. Anyway, 891 01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:02,028 one thing led to another, 892 01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:03,769 and for about three weeks, 893 01:05:03,769 --> 01:05:06,076 I was feeling the same way you'’re feeling now. 894 01:05:06,076 --> 01:05:08,817 I was gonna leave Mimsy and the twins. 895 01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:10,819 Yeah, we were gonna run off to Wyoming 896 01:05:10,819 --> 01:05:12,952 and get married and raise horses. 897 01:05:12,952 --> 01:05:14,780 What do you know about horses? 898 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:16,390 What do I know about the law? 899 01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:17,914 I was gonna read a book about it. 900 01:05:19,132 --> 01:05:22,048 Also, how to play guitar. 901 01:05:22,048 --> 01:05:24,529 Oh, you were gonna learn how to play? 902 01:05:24,529 --> 01:05:28,054 You see, we had this little story we'’d act out. 903 01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:30,970 She was a saloon hostess, and I was... 904 01:05:32,624 --> 01:05:35,235 I was the Sundance Kid who carried her off. 905 01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:37,368 I'’m a frog, and she'’s a princess. 906 01:05:37,368 --> 01:05:39,326 Yeah, I'’d saunter into her saloon... 907 01:05:39,326 --> 01:05:42,242 We called it the Golden Garter. 908 01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:45,028 ...and I'’d say, "Give me a double whiskey, please." 909 01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:47,421 Right.And she'’d say: 910 01:05:47,421 --> 01:05:51,643 "Is that all you think about, Kid? Whiskey?" 911 01:05:51,643 --> 01:05:54,298 And I-- See, I had a drinking problem in those days, 912 01:05:54,298 --> 01:05:56,343 and this was kind of good therapy for me. 913 01:05:56,343 --> 01:06:00,086 And I'’d say, "Oh, no, little lady. 914 01:06:00,086 --> 01:06:02,523 I'’ve got something else on my mind too." 915 01:06:02,523 --> 01:06:04,177 Yeah? 916 01:06:04,177 --> 01:06:06,701 And then she'’d smile. 917 01:06:06,701 --> 01:06:09,922 Oh, my God, Howard. She had such beautiful teeth. 918 01:06:12,403 --> 01:06:15,145 Wonder why she never took her kid to her dentist. 919 01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:20,672 And then she'’d say, "Oh, yeah? 920 01:06:20,672 --> 01:06:22,761 Well, show me, Kid." 921 01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:24,763 And then I'’d-- 922 01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:25,764 I'’d-- 923 01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:28,506 Oh, my God, Howard, 924 01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:30,595 you don'’t know what it can be like. 925 01:06:30,595 --> 01:06:32,118 But I do. I'’ve been trying to tell you. 926 01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,380 I'’ve got it with this girl. 927 01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,730 I even prepared a speech for Mimsy. 928 01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:36,993 It was as long as a brief. 929 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,429 I memorized the key words 930 01:06:38,429 --> 01:06:40,257 and wrote '’em down on index cards. 931 01:06:40,257 --> 01:06:42,563 The night I was gonna drop it on her, 932 01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,739 I called her into the room and I said: 933 01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:47,307 "Hold onto your hat." 934 01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:49,440 Then I reached into my pocket. 935 01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:54,662 Well, you know what they say, Howard. 936 01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:58,710 You never lose anything you don'’t really wanna lose. 937 01:07:00,668 --> 01:07:03,671 So the next day, I made out a new set of cards 938 01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:06,283 and dropped '’em on Barbara Jo. 939 01:07:06,283 --> 01:07:08,720 Well, it'’s not the same thing.Have an affair with her. 940 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,896 Will you shush?Nothing shameful about it. 941 01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:12,854 Maybe there is something shameful about it, 942 01:07:12,854 --> 01:07:14,508 but it'’s better than breaking up a family. 943 01:07:14,508 --> 01:07:16,293 Potter, this is not an affair. 944 01:07:16,293 --> 01:07:18,208 That'’s what Barbara Jo and I used to say. 945 01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:20,471 Don'’t you ever regret letting her go? 946 01:07:20,471 --> 01:07:23,213 Every time I see a horse. 947 01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:26,477 But there'’s certain things that a person has to sacrifice. 948 01:07:26,477 --> 01:07:28,000 Oh, I'’ve been doing it, 949 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,524 sacrificing for 12 years, 12 years. 950 01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:32,309 Only thing Phyllis and I ever talk about 951 01:07:32,309 --> 01:07:35,312 are the Hortons or the Cranshaws or carpenters and plumbers. 952 01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:36,878 Irv and Sally Plummer? 953 01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:39,707 We'’re having dinner with them tomorrow night. 954 01:07:39,707 --> 01:07:42,014 Well, I'’m not. I'’m going to Paris. 955 01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:44,103 You draw up the papers, give her everything, 956 01:07:44,103 --> 01:07:47,063 and I'’ll send you the address where you can send the bill. 957 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:48,629 Howard, come back.What? 958 01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:49,978 Let'’s have a drink 959 01:07:49,978 --> 01:07:51,154 and talk this out.I haven'’t got time. 960 01:07:51,154 --> 01:07:52,764 I wanna see her again before we go. 961 01:07:52,764 --> 01:07:53,721 Howard! 962 01:07:55,245 --> 01:07:57,247 Let go, Potter.What will you do there? 963 01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:59,075 How will you live?I'’ll teach dueling. 964 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,728 Don'’t do it.Let go! 965 01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:03,209 She'’s not worth it! 966 01:08:03,209 --> 01:08:04,297 You'’ll be sorry! 967 01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:07,779 Call Barbara Jo! 968 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,784 If you want to change your mind, I... 969 01:08:12,784 --> 01:08:14,177 What, are you kidding? 970 01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,658 You don'’t wanna change your mind, do you? 971 01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:19,921 No. I feel very-- 972 01:08:19,921 --> 01:08:20,922 Very certain. 973 01:08:24,317 --> 01:08:26,624 You happy? Yes. 974 01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:27,712 Me too. 975 01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:30,323 Yes. 976 01:08:35,981 --> 01:08:38,418 Well, I-- I'’ll just see you at the airport. 977 01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:40,855 Yes. 978 01:08:56,393 --> 01:08:57,263 Goodbye. 979 01:08:59,091 --> 01:09:01,137 We do say a lot of goodbyes. 980 01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:20,199 Thank you. 981 01:09:25,422 --> 01:09:27,163 He didn'’t make it. 982 01:09:28,903 --> 01:09:30,340 You didn'’t do it, buddy. 983 01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:32,342 I knew you wouldn'’t do it, I knew. 984 01:09:32,342 --> 01:09:33,865 Could I have a Scotch and water? 985 01:09:33,865 --> 01:09:36,302 He was gonna run off with some French cookie. 986 01:09:36,302 --> 01:09:38,174 I told him not to do it. 987 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:40,088 Why not? Huh? 988 01:09:40,088 --> 01:09:41,916 They were going to Paris. 989 01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:43,396 What'’s her name? 990 01:09:43,396 --> 01:09:45,355 Who?Your French cookie. 991 01:09:45,355 --> 01:09:47,400 I don'’t think that'’s any of your business. 992 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,446 Oh, that'’s no attitude, pal. 993 01:09:49,446 --> 01:09:52,623 Just because she shot you down. Give your buddies a chance. 994 01:09:52,623 --> 01:09:54,451 She didn'’t shoot me down, and I'’m not your buddy. 995 01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:56,670 I don'’t know who he is.Tsk, tsk. 996 01:09:56,670 --> 01:09:59,238 Howard, this is Matt Benson. 997 01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:01,066 Matt Benson, this is Howard Brubaker. 998 01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:02,502 How do, pal? 999 01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:04,548 Now, what about this bimbo'’s number? 1000 01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:07,115 Look, she'’s not a bimbo, and I'’m not gonna give you her number, 1001 01:10:07,115 --> 01:10:08,813 and I am going to Paris tonight. 1002 01:10:08,813 --> 01:10:11,424 Ha, sure, pal. That'’s what I tell them too. 1003 01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:13,252 But this train only goes to New Haven. 1004 01:10:13,252 --> 01:10:16,386 Hey, that'’s good. That'’s good! 1005 01:10:16,386 --> 01:10:19,084 "This train only goes to New Haven." 1006 01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:22,218 Let me have a Scotch on the rocks. 1007 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,220 You can'’t go to Paris in this train, buddy. 1008 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,439 This train only goes to New Haven. 1009 01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:30,051 I'’ll tell you what, pal, I'’ll make you a trade. 1010 01:10:30,051 --> 01:10:33,707 Gina Hernandez, half Basque, half Italian. 1011 01:10:33,707 --> 01:10:35,883 I don'’t want any half-Basque Italians. 1012 01:10:35,883 --> 01:10:40,671 This train doesn'’t go to Italy, heh. 1013 01:10:40,671 --> 01:10:42,325 Okay, I'’m reasonable, pal. 1014 01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:44,849 You wanna go to the A material, huh? 1015 01:10:44,849 --> 01:10:46,242 Okay. Heh. 1016 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,722 Make mine a rock and rye. 1017 01:10:48,722 --> 01:10:52,117 Tabitha Sternowski, Greek and Polish. 1018 01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:54,598 Belly dancer. 1019 01:10:54,598 --> 01:10:56,034 Also yodels. 1020 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:02,345 Look, I-- What'’s the use? Excuse me. 1021 01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:04,564 - Unreasonable. - Well, we'’ll have another smash 1022 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:06,131 and we'’ll talk about it, all right? 1023 01:11:06,131 --> 01:11:07,480 I'’ll have another one here. 1024 01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:09,613 This guy here. Make it a double. 1025 01:11:10,744 --> 01:11:12,659 Oh, darling.Dearest. 1026 01:11:12,659 --> 01:11:16,097 Now, the first thing I want everyone to do is to keep calm. 1027 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,839 Where'’s Cath? 1028 01:11:23,931 --> 01:11:25,368 You poor kid. 1029 01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:27,805 You know, 1030 01:11:27,805 --> 01:11:29,589 when Les told me about this, 1031 01:11:29,589 --> 01:11:31,852 I said, "I just don'’t believe it." 1032 01:11:31,852 --> 01:11:34,899 I mean, if two guys like you and Ted can'’t make it, 1033 01:11:34,899 --> 01:11:38,206 what hope is there for the rest of us? 1034 01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:40,687 Right, fella? Hm. 1035 01:11:40,687 --> 01:11:42,559 I'’m sorry to cause all that trouble. 1036 01:11:42,559 --> 01:11:45,083 Trouble? Trouble?Oh, trouble? 1037 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,867 How can there be any trouble 1038 01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:50,480 between sensitive people who understand each other? 1039 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,046 Les is right, Cath. 1040 01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:58,705 Darien. 1041 01:11:58,705 --> 01:12:00,098 Darien. 1042 01:12:05,538 --> 01:12:07,148 All right, oh, here we are. 1043 01:12:07,148 --> 01:12:08,889 Dorinda Ustafian.Huh? 1044 01:12:08,889 --> 01:12:11,196 Part Armenian, part Chinese. 1045 01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:12,676 Knows rope tricks. 1046 01:12:12,676 --> 01:12:14,155 No. 1047 01:12:14,155 --> 01:12:17,115 Okay. Okay. Oh! Oh! 1048 01:12:17,115 --> 01:12:20,161 Almida Van Hooten, Dutch and Byzantine. 1049 01:12:20,161 --> 01:12:22,207 Makes her own chocolate.No, thank you. 1050 01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:25,602 You don'’t understand. I'’m going to Paris with this cookie. 1051 01:12:25,602 --> 01:12:28,344 This train don'’t stop at cookie.I'’m a reasonable guy. 1052 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,824 All right. All right. 1053 01:12:30,824 --> 01:12:32,913 I'’m gonna level with you, huh? 1054 01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,393 I'’m gonna tell you something 1055 01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:36,569 that I have never told anybody in my life. 1056 01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:38,136 Not even my analyst. 1057 01:12:40,138 --> 01:12:42,532 I'’ve got a thing for foreign girls. 1058 01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:44,011 Yeah.It'’s probably because 1059 01:12:44,011 --> 01:12:45,709 I don'’t get to do much traveling. 1060 01:12:57,068 --> 01:12:59,940 Listen, you want my wife? 1061 01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:02,203 She'’s from Iowa, but you get a couple of drinks in her, 1062 01:13:02,203 --> 01:13:03,857 she can get pretty happy. 1063 01:13:03,857 --> 01:13:05,598 Catherine, 1064 01:13:05,598 --> 01:13:09,297 as your friend and neighbor, heh, 1065 01:13:09,297 --> 01:13:12,953 and also as a concerned and sensitive person-- 1066 01:13:12,953 --> 01:13:15,086 Oh, Leslie, please leave me alone. 1067 01:13:15,086 --> 01:13:17,349 I realize you'’re only doing what you think is best, 1068 01:13:17,349 --> 01:13:20,265 but no one else knows what'’s best for anyone else. 1069 01:13:20,265 --> 01:13:23,007 Oh, come on, guy. 1070 01:13:23,007 --> 01:13:25,096 Les has helped a lot of fellas. 1071 01:13:25,096 --> 01:13:26,924 Listen, if you touch me once again, 1072 01:13:26,924 --> 01:13:28,404 I'’ll give you a sock in the eye! 1073 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:29,753 Now get out of here, both of you! 1074 01:13:29,753 --> 01:13:31,581 Oh. 1075 01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:34,235 Heh, come on, sweetheart. Let'’s go down to the old courts 1076 01:13:34,235 --> 01:13:36,107 and smack the old ball around a little bit. 1077 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:44,115 Everybody thinks I'’m with a client. 1078 01:13:44,115 --> 01:13:45,551 You know where I'’m at?No. 1079 01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:46,987 A foreign movie. 1080 01:13:46,987 --> 01:13:48,772 It doesn'’t even matter which country. 1081 01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:50,251 Bridgeport! 1082 01:13:50,251 --> 01:13:51,905 Bridgeport? I live in Darien. 1083 01:13:51,905 --> 01:13:53,167 I live in Stamford. 1084 01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:55,126 What about your pal?Fairfield. 1085 01:13:55,126 --> 01:13:57,389 Fairfield? That'’s right. Just give me a little nudge 1086 01:13:57,389 --> 01:13:58,695 when we hit Fairfield. 1087 01:13:58,695 --> 01:14:00,871 Third time this week I'’ve missed it. 1088 01:14:00,871 --> 01:14:03,656 I don'’t think they announce Stamford. 1089 01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:05,484 Let me hear you call Stamford! 1090 01:14:05,484 --> 01:14:07,486 Bridgeport!See what I mean? 1091 01:14:07,486 --> 01:14:09,183 Come on.CONDUCTOR: Bridgeport. 1092 01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:18,758 Your attention, please. 1093 01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:22,849 This is the 7:15 arriving at Bridgeport. 1094 01:14:22,849 --> 01:14:24,808 This is the last stop. 1095 01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:27,201 No passengers...Hey, 7:15 already? 1096 01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:28,725 It'’ll be almost 8 before I get home. 1097 01:14:28,725 --> 01:14:31,118 Look, I gotta call her. Hey, watch him. 1098 01:14:53,184 --> 01:14:55,403 Catherine? It'’s okay. We'’re gonna get a cab. 1099 01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:59,190 Bridgeport. I missed my stop. But it'’s all right, 1100 01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:01,409 we'’re gonna get a taxi.Let me talk to her. 1101 01:15:01,409 --> 01:15:03,455 Brubaker, are you all right? 1102 01:15:03,455 --> 01:15:05,370 Hello, baby. This is Matt Benson. 1103 01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:07,111 Don'’t worry. We'’re gonna get a taxi. 1104 01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:08,634 Don'’t worry about anything. 1105 01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:10,636 Where do you work, sweetheart? Brubaker? 1106 01:15:10,636 --> 01:15:11,724 You work downtown? Brubaker? 1107 01:15:11,724 --> 01:15:12,899 I can'’t hear you. 1108 01:15:12,899 --> 01:15:14,684 What do you think of fried bananas? 1109 01:15:14,684 --> 01:15:16,729 No, everything is just fine. 1110 01:15:16,729 --> 01:15:19,166 This train don'’t stop at cookies. 1111 01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:24,824 I know a nice Filipino joint. 1112 01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:26,522 Don'’t worry. We'’ll get a taxi. 1113 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:27,914 You work downtown, baby? 1114 01:15:27,914 --> 01:15:29,437 I promise, I'’m gonna tell Phyllis, 1115 01:15:29,437 --> 01:15:30,743 and everything will-- Habla español? 1116 01:15:30,743 --> 01:15:32,397 Would you like some gum? Chocolate? 1117 01:15:32,397 --> 01:15:34,007 American nylons?I won'’t be late. 1118 01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:36,793 I'’ll see you at the airport, Catherine. 1119 01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:39,317 Come on, get out of here. I'’ve gotta get a cab. 1120 01:15:41,406 --> 01:15:42,320 Taxi! 1121 01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:18,312 I'’ll write you from Paris. Thank you, Potter. 1122 01:16:18,312 --> 01:16:20,358 Think nothing of it. 1123 01:16:20,358 --> 01:16:22,752 Hey, there'’s Mimsy'’s car. Mimsy'’s here. 1124 01:16:22,752 --> 01:16:24,797 We'’re gonna have dinner with you tonight. 1125 01:16:24,797 --> 01:16:27,104 Come on, let'’s go to dinner.Look, you don'’t understand. 1126 01:16:27,104 --> 01:16:28,671 What'’s happening? 1127 01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:30,411 Will you keep the meter running for a minute? 1128 01:16:30,411 --> 01:16:32,370 Hey, Benson! 1129 01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:34,111 Wait a minute!Oh, let him go. 1130 01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:38,202 Let'’s go to dinner, Benson. Dinnertime, buddy. Dinner. 1131 01:16:38,202 --> 01:16:41,945 Oh, Potter, where are you going? 1132 01:16:44,469 --> 01:16:46,732 Back door. 1133 01:16:46,732 --> 01:16:49,822 Give us a chance to freshen up a bit. 1134 01:16:49,822 --> 01:16:53,478 Mimsy'’s got this thing about drinking. 1135 01:16:53,478 --> 01:16:55,436 She thinks I'’m an alcoholic. 1136 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:02,269 But there are a lot of stages of becoming an alcoholic. 1137 01:17:02,269 --> 01:17:04,184 First, there'’s your morning drinker, 1138 01:17:04,184 --> 01:17:06,012 and then there'’s your secret drinker. 1139 01:17:06,012 --> 01:17:08,580 Potter, watch out for the steps! 1140 01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,843 We keep saying we'’re gonna fix-- 1141 01:17:16,283 --> 01:17:17,502 That must be Howard. 1142 01:17:20,505 --> 01:17:22,855 Now, at a certain point, 1143 01:17:22,855 --> 01:17:26,163 you reach a plateau where you become a problem drinker. 1144 01:17:27,773 --> 01:17:30,167 Seriously, Howard, 1145 01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:32,169 you don'’t think I drink too much, do you? 1146 01:17:33,692 --> 01:17:35,999 I don'’t think you drink too much. 1147 01:17:35,999 --> 01:17:39,002 Me and my goddamn ambition, that'’s all I think about. 1148 01:17:40,568 --> 01:17:42,788 Well, a person can change. 1149 01:17:42,788 --> 01:17:45,617 To hell with the money. We'’ve got enough of that. 1150 01:17:45,617 --> 01:17:49,316 Starting tomorrow, I'’m gonna spend three days a week at home. 1151 01:17:49,316 --> 01:17:52,493 We'’ll just lie around, listen to records. 1152 01:17:52,493 --> 01:17:54,452 Get to know each other again. 1153 01:17:54,452 --> 01:17:56,628 I don'’t want to lie around listening to records. 1154 01:17:56,628 --> 01:17:58,935 Well, then we'’ll go out, sit in the park, 1155 01:17:58,935 --> 01:18:01,111 get drunk, hang around the museums. 1156 01:18:01,111 --> 01:18:02,982 Remember how it used be, Cath? 1157 01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:05,637 Ted, please don'’t try to charm me. 1158 01:18:05,637 --> 01:18:09,075 Charm? If that'’s what I have, I'’ll give it up. 1159 01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:13,340 Everything I have means nothing to me without... 1160 01:18:15,995 --> 01:18:18,606 Cathy, you want me to sell the Rockets? 1161 01:18:18,606 --> 01:18:20,652 No, they'’re not standing between us. 1162 01:18:20,652 --> 01:18:23,524 Twelve of the roughest, toughest men on ice. 1163 01:18:23,524 --> 01:18:25,526 Sure champions. 1164 01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:27,050 But I'’ll give '’em up... 1165 01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:28,225 ...just like that. 1166 01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:32,098 No, it-- It'’s too late. 1167 01:18:32,098 --> 01:18:33,621 When there'’s no love... 1168 01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:39,105 Love? What has love got to do with it? 1169 01:18:39,105 --> 01:18:40,585 This is the 20th century. 1170 01:18:40,585 --> 01:18:42,500 Last night, I met two people, 1171 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:45,503 and they are still in love after 35 years of marriage. 1172 01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:48,114 It was in their eyes. 1173 01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:51,117 And this afternoon, I saw what was in your eyes. 1174 01:18:51,117 --> 01:18:53,032 It was surprise. 1175 01:18:53,032 --> 01:18:55,556 No, it was disappointment. 1176 01:18:55,556 --> 01:18:57,776 After two years of marriage, you were sorry it was me. 1177 01:18:57,776 --> 01:18:59,299 Cathy, don'’t say that. 1178 01:18:59,299 --> 01:19:00,823 Even if it'’s true, don'’t say that. 1179 01:19:00,823 --> 01:19:02,346 You know how bad that makes me feel. 1180 01:19:02,346 --> 01:19:04,261 It makes me feel bad too, but we have to face it. 1181 01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:05,523 Then we face it together.No. 1182 01:19:05,523 --> 01:19:06,916 Cathy, you remember 1183 01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:08,178 the little blue apartment 1184 01:19:08,178 --> 01:19:09,788 with the bed that squeaked? 1185 01:19:09,788 --> 01:19:11,747 We had it once, and if you'’ve had it once, 1186 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:14,140 you never really lose it. It'’s like riding a bicycle. 1187 01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:15,881 No. No. But that'’s not love. 1188 01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:17,665 Then what was it?It was-- 1189 01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:20,016 It was attraction.Fine. Fine. 1190 01:19:20,016 --> 01:19:21,452 I'’ll settle for that. 1191 01:19:21,452 --> 01:19:23,454 Cathy, you attract me, and I attract you. 1192 01:19:23,454 --> 01:19:25,848 Don'’t deny it. You know it'’s true. 1193 01:19:25,848 --> 01:19:28,372 Cathy, we chose each other. We married each other. 1194 01:19:28,372 --> 01:19:31,070 We need each other.No, Ted. Please. 1195 01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:33,812 Cathy, I need you more than anything. 1196 01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:36,597 I know I don'’t show it, but it'’s true. 1197 01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:38,556 No.Cathy, you'’re so beautiful. 1198 01:19:38,556 --> 01:19:40,645 Oh, no. Please, Ted, no.Cathy. 1199 01:19:40,645 --> 01:19:42,386 It'’s gonna be just like it was. 1200 01:19:42,386 --> 01:19:46,042 Only better, much better. I promise you that. I swear it. 1201 01:20:02,362 --> 01:20:03,450 Phyllis. 1202 01:20:08,455 --> 01:20:10,762 I have something very important to discuss with you. 1203 01:20:13,286 --> 01:20:15,245 Sacrebleu. 1204 01:20:25,646 --> 01:20:28,432 Okay, cards on the table time. 1205 01:20:30,608 --> 01:20:32,479 I don'’t blame you for being angry. 1206 01:20:34,133 --> 01:20:36,396 It'’s strange. 1207 01:20:36,396 --> 01:20:39,530 Somehow, I always knew that you'’d find out about it. 1208 01:20:41,575 --> 01:20:46,624 I must have been mad to risk losing you for... 1209 01:20:46,624 --> 01:20:48,713 She really meant nothing to me. 1210 01:20:50,367 --> 01:20:52,935 Just a mildly attractive dietician. 1211 01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:54,501 I was worried about gaining weight, 1212 01:20:54,501 --> 01:20:58,679 and she had this exercise... program. 1213 01:21:00,464 --> 01:21:01,900 It only lasted a few weeks. 1214 01:21:02,945 --> 01:21:04,555 What can I say? 1215 01:21:04,555 --> 01:21:05,773 I'’m weak. 1216 01:21:07,732 --> 01:21:08,864 How long have you known about it? 1217 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:09,995 I didn'’t know. 1218 01:21:11,344 --> 01:21:13,433 You didn'’t?No. 1219 01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:14,434 But it doesn'’t matter. 1220 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,394 What do you mean, it doesn'’t matter? 1221 01:21:17,394 --> 01:21:18,830 Of course it matters! 1222 01:21:18,830 --> 01:21:20,571 I just confessed here when I didn'’t have to. 1223 01:21:22,268 --> 01:21:24,096 And you'’re still leaving? 1224 01:21:24,096 --> 01:21:26,142 Yes. I'’m sorry. 1225 01:21:26,142 --> 01:21:28,274 Wait a minute. Wait just a damn minute! 1226 01:21:28,274 --> 01:21:30,407 Now I understand. 1227 01:21:30,407 --> 01:21:31,930 You'’re not playing with some fool. 1228 01:21:31,930 --> 01:21:33,540 I know a bit about human psychology. 1229 01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:36,065 If you'’re not leaving because I have someone else, 1230 01:21:36,065 --> 01:21:37,936 then you must have someone else. 1231 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:39,720 Yes, but it'’s got nothing to do with us. 1232 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:43,333 Aha, I knew it. Who is it? I have a right to-- 1233 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,292 Never mind. Don'’t tell me. I don'’t wanna know. 1234 01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:50,079 The mere fact that there is somebody else is bad enough. 1235 01:21:50,079 --> 01:21:54,257 To come all this way, only to lose to someone else. 1236 01:21:55,867 --> 01:21:57,651 I feel like Adlai Stevenson. 1237 01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:02,961 Do you remember what he said in 1956? 1238 01:22:02,961 --> 01:22:06,747 He said he was too old to cry... 1239 01:22:09,098 --> 01:22:11,578 but it hurt too much to laugh. 1240 01:22:11,578 --> 01:22:14,755 Heh. Please, Ted. You didn'’t even vote for him. 1241 01:22:14,755 --> 01:22:17,193 You are a Republican.Then I'’ll change parties! 1242 01:22:17,193 --> 01:22:18,759 You can'’t change my mind.There must be a way. 1243 01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:20,674 Tell me what to say. I'’m not good with words. 1244 01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:22,198 Tell me what to say, and I'’ll say them. 1245 01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:24,809 There aren'’t any words now. Only goodbye. 1246 01:22:24,809 --> 01:22:27,203 What did hesay? What did hetell you? 1247 01:22:27,203 --> 01:22:30,293 He said I was a princess, and he was a frog. 1248 01:22:34,732 --> 01:22:36,342 Brubaker! 1249 01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:47,788 Phyllis?Hm? 1250 01:22:47,788 --> 01:22:48,964 I'’ve got to talk to you. 1251 01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:50,661 Congratulate me, Howard. 1252 01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:54,012 Why? What...?I sold the house, 48,500. 1253 01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:55,274 The realtor has the check, 1254 01:22:55,274 --> 01:22:56,754 and the tenants are moving in next week. 1255 01:22:56,754 --> 01:22:58,582 Oh.Howard, do you have any idea 1256 01:22:58,582 --> 01:22:59,844 what you look like? 1257 01:22:59,844 --> 01:23:01,628 Uh, well, yeah. I was up all night. 1258 01:23:01,628 --> 01:23:04,153 With whom? A woman? 1259 01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:07,417 Yes. A girl that I met. And--Oh, don'’t lie to me, Howard. 1260 01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:09,419 We'’ve known each other too long for that. 1261 01:23:09,419 --> 01:23:11,247 I said, "Please, don'’t take more than one drink." 1262 01:23:11,247 --> 01:23:13,814 You said to me, "Mimsy, I will not take 1263 01:23:13,814 --> 01:23:16,121 more than one drink. I promise." 1264 01:23:16,121 --> 01:23:18,210 Now, this is very unfair of you. 1265 01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:20,604 Potter, I have warned you about this. 1266 01:23:21,909 --> 01:23:24,086 Phyllis? Will you listen to me, Phyllis? 1267 01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:27,480 I met this girl at the party, and we got along very well, 1268 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,265 and, well, she'’s married too, but-- 1269 01:23:29,265 --> 01:23:32,268 Did you get her name?Yes. Catherine. 1270 01:23:32,268 --> 01:23:35,532 Good. We'’ll have them over just as soon as we'’re settled. 1271 01:23:35,532 --> 01:23:37,360 "We'’ll have them over as soon as..." 1272 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,188 I don'’t think you understand, Phyllis. 1273 01:23:46,151 --> 01:23:49,154 Potter, get this drunk off me! 1274 01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:51,809 That drunk is my friend. 1275 01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:55,204 Don'’t be cross. 1276 01:23:56,596 --> 01:23:58,033 I can'’t stay for dinner 1277 01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:00,470 because I'’m going to Paris tonight. 1278 01:24:00,470 --> 01:24:03,168 I'’ve quit my job, and I'’m leaving. 1279 01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:04,909 Phyllis, I'’m leaving everything. 1280 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,307 Okay. 1281 01:24:13,657 --> 01:24:15,137 I had hoped to tell you this 1282 01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:17,139 under more pleasant circumstances. 1283 01:24:18,966 --> 01:24:20,533 I didn'’t wanna use it 1284 01:24:20,533 --> 01:24:22,883 as a way to make you stay against your will. 1285 01:24:22,883 --> 01:24:24,102 What are you talking about? 1286 01:24:26,017 --> 01:24:27,062 Well, Cathy... 1287 01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:31,414 it'’s not just the two of us 1288 01:24:31,414 --> 01:24:33,198 that we have to consider anymore. 1289 01:24:33,198 --> 01:24:34,243 Well, why? 1290 01:24:40,162 --> 01:24:41,380 We'’re going to have a baby. 1291 01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:51,651 You know how many divorces I handle a week? 1292 01:24:51,651 --> 01:24:54,263 And every time, I say: 1293 01:24:54,263 --> 01:24:58,005 "Oh, Lord, this time, let it be mine." 1294 01:24:58,005 --> 01:24:59,572 I forbid you to go near the twins 1295 01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,313 in your present condition. 1296 01:25:01,313 --> 01:25:03,359 Our marriage is a bust! 1297 01:25:03,359 --> 01:25:05,665 It'’s been in big trouble for years. 1298 01:25:05,665 --> 01:25:07,363 I thought we'’d discussed that, Howard, 1299 01:25:07,363 --> 01:25:09,016 and we decided it was not my fault. 1300 01:25:09,016 --> 01:25:10,975 She forbids me. 1301 01:25:10,975 --> 01:25:12,933 She forbids me! 1302 01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:15,066 Me, the master of the house. 1303 01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:18,461 The husband, the man, the lawyer. 1304 01:25:18,461 --> 01:25:20,332 The alcoholic. 1305 01:25:20,332 --> 01:25:21,899 Half the time, we'’re arguing, 1306 01:25:21,899 --> 01:25:23,770 the other half, we don'’t speak to each other. 1307 01:25:23,770 --> 01:25:25,468 On the average, we'’re compatible. 1308 01:25:25,468 --> 01:25:28,427 On the average, our life is one big empty... 1309 01:25:28,427 --> 01:25:29,341 blech! 1310 01:25:30,777 --> 01:25:33,215 Oh, speak for yourself, Howard. 1311 01:25:33,215 --> 01:25:36,131 I happen to lead a very full and active life. 1312 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:39,395 I have my housework, remodeling, Stanley, 1313 01:25:39,395 --> 01:25:42,006 community activities, social functions, 1314 01:25:42,006 --> 01:25:43,660 hobbies, intellectual pursuits. 1315 01:25:43,660 --> 01:25:45,618 But no love. 1316 01:25:45,618 --> 01:25:47,316 There is no love between us, Phyllis. 1317 01:25:47,316 --> 01:25:48,839 I don'’t think we even like each other. 1318 01:25:48,839 --> 01:25:51,885 Howard, you'’re too emotionally-oriented. 1319 01:25:51,885 --> 01:25:54,888 Stanley, dinner. 1320 01:25:54,888 --> 01:25:56,412 Dinner, everyone. 1321 01:26:00,590 --> 01:26:02,244 His name is Andros. 1322 01:26:02,244 --> 01:26:03,462 He'’s a little Greek boy 1323 01:26:03,462 --> 01:26:05,595 who lives in Athens with his parents. 1324 01:26:05,595 --> 01:26:08,859 I'’ve subscribed to the full foster parents'’ plan, 1325 01:26:08,859 --> 01:26:10,774 which is $250 a month. 1326 01:26:12,515 --> 01:26:16,040 Whenever we go over to visit, we can see him. 1327 01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:18,042 When he gets old enough, he'’ll be able to write to us. 1328 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:19,783 Ted, it'’s--I'’ve been thinking about it 1329 01:26:19,783 --> 01:26:21,176 for quite some time. 1330 01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:23,482 This afternoon, I decided. 1331 01:26:23,482 --> 01:26:24,831 The time had come. 1332 01:26:27,138 --> 01:26:29,575 Don'’t you wanna see his picture?Ted, it'’s very sweet, 1333 01:26:29,575 --> 01:26:31,142 but I don'’t consider a foster child-- 1334 01:26:31,142 --> 01:26:33,057 Catherine. 1335 01:26:33,057 --> 01:26:35,755 I can'’t believe it'’s you talking. 1336 01:26:35,755 --> 01:26:37,453 Think of little Andros growing up 1337 01:26:37,453 --> 01:26:39,585 in a broken American home without a foster mother 1338 01:26:39,585 --> 01:26:41,457 on the very day that he'’s adopted. 1339 01:26:41,457 --> 01:26:44,547 Ted, will you ask the driver to go a little faster, please? 1340 01:26:44,547 --> 01:26:47,289 An alcoholic, huh? 1341 01:26:47,289 --> 01:26:50,944 Well, I'’ll show you what this alcoholic'’s gonna do. 1342 01:26:50,944 --> 01:26:54,644 I'’m gonna drive Howard to Paris tonight myself. 1343 01:26:54,644 --> 01:26:57,516 To Barbara Jo Wilkerson. 1344 01:26:59,039 --> 01:27:00,650 Who'’s Barbara Jo Wilkerson? 1345 01:27:00,650 --> 01:27:04,219 Somebody who loves an alcoholic. 1346 01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:07,004 Let'’s go, buddy. It'’s Paris time. 1347 01:27:12,879 --> 01:27:14,490 Howard. 1348 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,668 If you go out that door now, 1349 01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:20,626 you can consider it a trial separation. 1350 01:27:29,548 --> 01:27:31,376 Come on. 1351 01:27:31,376 --> 01:27:33,073 I'’ll drive. 1352 01:27:34,553 --> 01:27:36,207 It'’s 9:00. Can you make it? 1353 01:27:36,207 --> 01:27:38,078 Are you kidding? 1354 01:27:38,078 --> 01:27:40,255 Are you kidding, buddy? 1355 01:27:49,307 --> 01:27:52,092 You'’re still saying no to me and little Andros? 1356 01:27:52,092 --> 01:27:53,616 Ted, you are shouting. 1357 01:27:53,616 --> 01:27:57,141 You'’re saying no to me and yes to that maniac? 1358 01:27:57,141 --> 01:27:58,882 Ted, please, you are shouting. 1359 01:27:58,882 --> 01:28:01,972 I know I'’m shouting! I like to shout! 1360 01:28:01,972 --> 01:28:04,061 What'’s the matter? Doesn'’t Brubaker ever shout? 1361 01:28:04,061 --> 01:28:07,282 Look out! 1362 01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:17,509 Potter! 1363 01:28:19,337 --> 01:28:21,034 Take it easy, Howard. 1364 01:28:21,034 --> 01:28:22,688 Easy does it. 1365 01:28:22,688 --> 01:28:25,474 The French are a very relaxed people. 1366 01:28:25,474 --> 01:28:27,563 Are you sure you don'’t want me to drive? 1367 01:28:27,563 --> 01:28:29,608 I don'’t even wanna discuss it. 1368 01:28:29,608 --> 01:28:32,611 Just relax and leave the driving to us. 1369 01:28:32,611 --> 01:28:34,352 Right, Benson? 1370 01:28:34,352 --> 01:28:36,311 My coat. 1371 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:37,964 Your coat what? 1372 01:28:37,964 --> 01:28:39,052 It'’s caught in the door. 1373 01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:43,230 My hand too, I think. 1374 01:28:43,230 --> 01:28:44,797 Well, open it up.No! 1375 01:28:55,547 --> 01:29:01,423 - Announcing Flight 14 - now arriving at Gate 8. 1376 01:29:01,423 --> 01:29:03,903 Passengers arriving from Flight 14 1377 01:29:03,903 --> 01:29:07,603 may now claim their luggage at the baggage claim area. 1378 01:29:13,783 --> 01:29:18,091 Trans World Airlines announces the departure of Flight 83 1379 01:29:18,091 --> 01:29:20,442 from New York City to Kansas City. 1380 01:29:22,705 --> 01:29:25,751 Can'’t you check him?No, he'’s going with me. 1381 01:29:46,511 --> 01:29:47,817 Potter! 1382 01:30:03,006 --> 01:30:05,748 Reservations for Mrs. Gunther, Flight 850. 1383 01:30:05,748 --> 01:30:08,011 Thank you.Do you have to go tonight? 1384 01:30:08,011 --> 01:30:09,839 Couldn'’t you make it tomorrow instead? 1385 01:30:09,839 --> 01:30:11,710 Look, we could go out and have some dinner 1386 01:30:11,710 --> 01:30:13,408 at our funny little Italian place. 1387 01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:15,845 We don'’t have a funny little Italian place. 1388 01:30:15,845 --> 01:30:18,369 We don'’t? But then, we'’ll find one. 1389 01:30:18,369 --> 01:30:20,327 Everyone should have a funny Italian place 1390 01:30:20,327 --> 01:30:21,807 at a time like this. 1391 01:30:21,807 --> 01:30:23,853 You'’re just acting--I know. I know. 1392 01:30:23,853 --> 01:30:27,073 I'’m a sore loser. I always have been. 1393 01:30:27,073 --> 01:30:29,554 That'’s why I'’m a big winner. 1394 01:30:29,554 --> 01:30:30,729 Cathy. 1395 01:30:32,252 --> 01:30:34,167 Do you understand, Cathy? 1396 01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:36,474 Thank you, Mrs. Gunther. You'’re boarding now. 1397 01:30:36,474 --> 01:30:37,736 Thank you. 1398 01:30:55,928 --> 01:30:57,539 Boarding now, Flight 710. 1399 01:30:57,539 --> 01:30:59,584 Mrs. Price? Mrs. Jessica L. Price, 1400 01:30:59,584 --> 01:31:01,368 please use the nearest courtesy phone. 1401 01:31:01,368 --> 01:31:04,720 Message: Mrs. Price, arriving on Flight 710, please. 1402 01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:15,948 This is the final call for Flight 19. 1403 01:31:15,948 --> 01:31:18,777 Now ready for departure, Gate 9. 1404 01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:31,877 We'’ll get you there, buddy. 1405 01:31:31,877 --> 01:31:34,401 We'’ll get you there, buddy.Keep your eye on the road. 1406 01:31:34,401 --> 01:31:38,884 Will Mr. Howard Brubaker please report to Gate 8? 1407 01:31:43,062 --> 01:31:45,064 - We'’ll get you there. - We'’re gonna make it. 1408 01:31:48,111 --> 01:31:49,591 Look out, fella! 1409 01:31:55,901 --> 01:32:00,950 Will Mr. Howard Brubaker please report to Gate 8? 1410 01:32:09,654 --> 01:32:12,004 We'’ll get you there. 1411 01:32:13,789 --> 01:32:17,488 Go, go, go. 1412 01:32:17,488 --> 01:32:19,751 We'’ll get you there. Andalé! 1413 01:32:43,993 --> 01:32:45,124 Hello. 1414 01:33:13,370 --> 01:33:18,027 ♪ In an April dream ♪ 1415 01:33:18,027 --> 01:33:24,511 ♪ Once you came to me ♪ 1416 01:33:24,511 --> 01:33:27,514 ♪ When you smiled ♪ 1417 01:33:27,514 --> 01:33:30,430 ♪ I looked into your eyes ♪ 1418 01:33:30,430 --> 01:33:35,610 ♪ And I knew I'’d be loving you ♪ 1419 01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:41,790 ♪ And then you touched My hand ♪ 1420 01:33:41,790 --> 01:33:44,836 ♪ And I learned ♪ 1421 01:33:44,836 --> 01:33:49,014 ♪ April dreams can come true ♪ 1422 01:33:49,014 --> 01:33:55,455 ♪ Are we just April fools ♪ 1423 01:33:55,455 --> 01:34:01,940 ♪ Who can'’t see All the danger around us? ♪ 1424 01:34:01,940 --> 01:34:08,381 ♪ If we'’re just April fools ♪ 1425 01:34:08,381 --> 01:34:13,169 ♪ I don'’t care ♪ 1426 01:34:13,169 --> 01:34:19,741 ♪ We'’ll find our way somehow ♪ 1427 01:34:19,741 --> 01:34:26,182 ♪ No need to be afraid ♪ 1428 01:34:26,182 --> 01:34:33,058 ♪ True love has found us now ♪ 106109