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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,111 --> 00:00:02,295 Sergeant, you are missing so much. 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:05,056 That's why I was thinking that maybe you could bring 3 00:00:05,081 --> 00:00:06,520 your old friend... 4 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:09,158 What do you think you're doing? 5 00:00:09,159 --> 00:00:10,368 I'm watching "Gomer Pyle." 6 00:00:10,369 --> 00:00:11,579 I'm starting to think this guy 7 00:00:11,604 --> 00:00:12,938 is not cut out for the Marines. 8 00:00:12,963 --> 00:00:14,630 You have been home for two hours. 9 00:00:14,655 --> 00:00:16,198 Don't you have some homework to do? 10 00:00:16,223 --> 00:00:18,056 I finished my homework. 11 00:00:18,081 --> 00:00:19,582 [ Laughs ] 12 00:00:23,895 --> 00:00:25,312 Then go outside and play. 13 00:00:25,337 --> 00:00:27,579 But all my friends have sports after school now. 14 00:00:27,604 --> 00:00:28,779 I don't have anyone to hang out with. 15 00:00:28,804 --> 00:00:31,064 Oh, I'm sorry, Dean. 16 00:00:31,089 --> 00:00:33,341 That can't feel good. You want some ice cream? 17 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:35,978 Good. 18 00:00:36,061 --> 00:00:38,229 It's on the grocery list on the counter. 19 00:00:38,254 --> 00:00:40,172 Since you have so much free time, 20 00:00:40,197 --> 00:00:42,073 you should spend it doing something productive, 21 00:00:42,098 --> 00:00:44,266 like helping your mama around the house. 22 00:00:44,291 --> 00:00:46,959 Adult Dean: Ugh, walked right into a trap. 23 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,993 With those young legs of yours, 24 00:00:49,018 --> 00:00:50,700 it should only take about 30 minutes. 25 00:00:50,701 --> 00:00:52,160 Three watermelons? 26 00:00:52,161 --> 00:00:53,661 What do I look like, the Incredible Hulk? 27 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:55,720 Starting now. I... 28 00:00:55,745 --> 00:00:57,788 Don't make me say it twice. 29 00:00:57,813 --> 00:00:59,897 ?? 30 00:00:59,922 --> 00:01:01,381 Are you sure it's dead? 31 00:01:01,420 --> 00:01:03,314 No! 32 00:01:03,339 --> 00:01:06,341 That's why you're in there with your young eyes to see. 33 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:07,767 [ Animal squealing ] 34 00:01:07,792 --> 00:01:10,696 It's not dead! It's not dead! [ Coughs ] It's not dead! 35 00:01:10,721 --> 00:01:12,096 You sure you unplugged it? 36 00:01:12,097 --> 00:01:14,265 Of course I did. I'm your mother. 37 00:01:14,266 --> 00:01:14,927 ?? 38 00:01:19,392 --> 00:01:21,040 Since my friends were busy 39 00:01:21,065 --> 00:01:22,649 and I didn't want to spend my afternoons 40 00:01:22,674 --> 00:01:25,259 running Mom's errands, I went to the guidance counselor 41 00:01:25,308 --> 00:01:27,351 for help finding an after-school activity. 42 00:01:27,376 --> 00:01:30,336 I see you as more of a thespian. 43 00:01:30,361 --> 00:01:31,987 And you're in luck, because the drama teacher 44 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,743 is looking for people 45 00:01:33,744 --> 00:01:35,495 for their upcoming production of "Peter Pan." 46 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,913 [ Sighs ] I don't know, Mr. Cox. 47 00:01:36,914 --> 00:01:38,539 I usually stick to books. 48 00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:41,667 Nonsense. Oh, you'd be great. 49 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:45,004 You have a young Sidney Poitier... thing. 50 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,464 Wow, really? 51 00:01:46,465 --> 00:01:48,466 Most definitely. I can see it. 52 00:01:48,467 --> 00:01:51,135 I'll do it! Huzzah! 53 00:01:51,136 --> 00:01:53,971 Then I shall see you tomorrow at our play rehearsal. 54 00:01:53,972 --> 00:01:55,514 You're the drama teacher? 55 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:56,933 I thought you were just a guidance counselor? 56 00:01:56,934 --> 00:01:59,685 [ Chuckles ] It's called acting. 57 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:02,438 And also, we're underfunded. 58 00:02:02,439 --> 00:02:04,273 [ All chanting ] Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 59 00:02:04,274 --> 00:02:06,609 Underfunded schools have got to go! 60 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:08,069 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 61 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:09,403 Underfunded schools have got to go! 62 00:02:09,404 --> 00:02:11,781 Hey, Bruce! Over here! 63 00:02:11,782 --> 00:02:14,450 Sis. What's up? 64 00:02:14,451 --> 00:02:17,370 I didn't expect to see you here, but I guess I should've. 65 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,372 For sure. You know Congressman Baker 66 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,998 has been mishandling government funds 67 00:02:20,999 --> 00:02:22,750 for way too long. [ Chuckles ] 68 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:24,252 Do you need a sign? 69 00:02:24,253 --> 00:02:25,920 I think we have an extra "No one digs pigs." 70 00:02:25,921 --> 00:02:27,296 Actually, I'm not protesting. 71 00:02:27,297 --> 00:02:28,339 I'm a volunteer to help 72 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:30,258 the Congressman's reelection campaign. 73 00:02:30,259 --> 00:02:32,009 Would you like a pamphlet to see how you can become 74 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:33,553 a Baker Backer? [ Laughs ] 75 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,305 You are supporting a Republican? 76 00:02:36,306 --> 00:02:39,350 [ Sighs ] I'm supporting a candidate who cares about vets 77 00:02:39,351 --> 00:02:41,394 and has made us a major part of his platform. 78 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:44,689 Mm, I'm telling Mom and Dad you're voting for a Republican. 79 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:47,024 [ Chuckles ] Okay, Kim, well, now you're just being childish, 80 00:02:47,025 --> 00:02:48,818 so I'll see you at home. 81 00:02:48,819 --> 00:02:50,111 Don't drop your sign. 82 00:02:50,112 --> 00:02:52,029 ?? 83 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:54,782 Say goodbye to your Afro Sheen! 84 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:57,410 ? All I know ? 85 00:02:57,411 --> 00:03:00,871 ? Ohhh, through the highs and the lows ? 86 00:03:00,872 --> 00:03:03,917 ? I'mma find my way home ? 87 00:03:07,004 --> 00:03:09,880 Trying to break into a new group in middle school 88 00:03:09,881 --> 00:03:11,716 is like a prostate exam... 89 00:03:11,717 --> 00:03:13,509 Scary, exposing, 90 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:15,887 and you pray no photos exist of either. 91 00:03:17,848 --> 00:03:20,558 Uh... Hi, Dean. 92 00:03:20,559 --> 00:03:22,852 Is he okay? Oh, yeah. 93 00:03:22,853 --> 00:03:24,270 Tom's just a method actor. 94 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:26,230 He's playing a dog and a crocodile, 95 00:03:26,231 --> 00:03:27,898 so he's in deep crocodog mode. 96 00:03:27,899 --> 00:03:31,152 Good afternoon, my little art�stes! 97 00:03:31,153 --> 00:03:34,322 We have a new actor joining our ensemble today, 98 00:03:34,323 --> 00:03:37,034 so let's give Dean a proper welcome, shall we? 99 00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:42,621 ? We welcome you to the Drama Club ? 100 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,415 ? So join us, thespian! ? 101 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:46,083 ? It's so neat to have you here ? 102 00:03:46,084 --> 00:03:48,127 ? And see your journey begin! ? 103 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,087 ? So give us your best, forget the rest ? 104 00:03:50,088 --> 00:03:52,006 ? And we'll give ours to you ? 105 00:03:52,007 --> 00:03:54,092 ? Welcome, welcome, Dean! ? 106 00:03:56,261 --> 00:03:59,305 Wow. Uh [chuckles nervously] o-outta sight! 107 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:03,185 Okay, now let's get into the magical world of Peter Pan! 108 00:04:04,353 --> 00:04:07,355 Uh, now, I do have a bit of bad news. 109 00:04:07,356 --> 00:04:10,441 Our sweet Sandy will not be able to play Wendy. 110 00:04:10,442 --> 00:04:13,194 She's come down with a bad case of mononucleosis. 111 00:04:13,195 --> 00:04:14,945 [ Laughter ] 112 00:04:14,946 --> 00:04:16,697 Then who will be Wendy to my Peter Pan? 113 00:04:16,698 --> 00:04:20,868 Dean will now be Peter Pan and Karen will play Wendy. 114 00:04:20,869 --> 00:04:23,162 Isn't that exciting? 115 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:26,749 By exciting, do you mean completely insane? 116 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,751 Dean is not the right... 117 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:31,629 The character is supposed to be... 118 00:04:31,630 --> 00:04:34,548 [ Whispers loudly ] Peter Pan doesn't have an afro! 119 00:04:34,549 --> 00:04:36,008 He also doesn't have a ponytail. 120 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,134 [ Gasps ] 121 00:04:37,135 --> 00:04:39,970 Mary Martin played Peter Pan on Broadway. 122 00:04:39,971 --> 00:04:41,555 Broadway, Mr. Cox. 123 00:04:41,556 --> 00:04:44,141 Yes, but a man didn't play Wendy. 124 00:04:44,142 --> 00:04:47,228 Dean is the obvious choice. 125 00:04:47,229 --> 00:04:50,606 Besides, Dean is the only available boy 126 00:04:50,607 --> 00:04:52,483 who can fit into the costume. 127 00:04:52,484 --> 00:04:55,611 Fine, but know that this injustice against women 128 00:04:55,612 --> 00:04:58,656 will go down in the history books next to Joan of Arc. 129 00:04:58,657 --> 00:05:00,074 [ Inhales deeply ] 130 00:05:00,075 --> 00:05:02,284 No one appreciates my sacrifice. 131 00:05:02,285 --> 00:05:03,703 [ Laughs ] 132 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,038 I'd only been in the Drama Club for five minutes 133 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,957 and had already experienced a musical number 134 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:09,709 and two dramatic exits. 135 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,470 Huh. These drama kids weren't messing around. 136 00:05:13,505 --> 00:05:14,797 We can fly! 137 00:05:14,798 --> 00:05:15,840 We can fly! 138 00:05:15,841 --> 00:05:17,591 You can fly! 139 00:05:17,592 --> 00:05:19,301 We can fly! We can fly! 140 00:05:19,302 --> 00:05:21,679 Uh, okay. Well, it's time to go off to Never Land. 141 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,640 Second star to the right and make a left on Decatur Street. 142 00:05:24,641 --> 00:05:26,434 Wait, no, no. 143 00:05:26,435 --> 00:05:27,893 That's how you get to my real house. Ugh! 144 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:29,812 I can't work like this! 145 00:05:29,813 --> 00:05:32,064 It's alright, Dean. Don't worry. 146 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,567 You have all the way until Friday to get the lines down. 147 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:37,445 Friday?! But I-I'm in, like, every scene! 148 00:05:37,446 --> 00:05:40,489 I'm happy to step back in for Dean. 149 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:42,616 I already know all the lines. 150 00:05:42,617 --> 00:05:44,368 That is a good point. 151 00:05:44,369 --> 00:05:47,163 Karen, you can work with Dean after school 152 00:05:47,164 --> 00:05:48,456 until he learns the part. 153 00:05:48,457 --> 00:05:50,375 Ha! Problem solved. 154 00:05:52,169 --> 00:05:53,377 [ Sighs sharply ] 155 00:05:53,378 --> 00:05:56,255 ?? 156 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:59,008 Lillian: Did Dean tell you he was in the school play? 157 00:05:59,009 --> 00:06:00,843 Is he playing somebody white? 158 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:03,345 [ Door opens ] Never mind. 159 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:06,557 You starting your school work mighty late, Kim. 160 00:06:06,558 --> 00:06:08,309 Oh, yeah. 161 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:10,478 I lost track of time at the rally. Whoops! 162 00:06:10,479 --> 00:06:11,687 I'm not trying to hear all that. 163 00:06:11,688 --> 00:06:13,689 What I keep telling you? 164 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:15,608 If the revolution hasn't started by 8:00, you're gonna miss it. 165 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,444 You're right. You do say that, Daddy. 166 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:19,904 You know what else? 167 00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:22,198 I accidentally scratched the car on a pole. 168 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:24,450 What?! You're late and gonna cost me some money? 169 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:27,244 Kimberly Lanette Williams... 170 00:06:27,245 --> 00:06:29,497 Wait, what's going on here? 171 00:06:29,498 --> 00:06:31,165 Why are you admitting to these things? 172 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:32,792 Because... 173 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,252 Because she's about to tell you that she saw me 174 00:06:35,253 --> 00:06:38,672 at her protest supporting Congressman Baker 175 00:06:38,673 --> 00:06:39,882 and she knows you're gonna be mad. 176 00:06:39,883 --> 00:06:40,966 You're a Republican?! 177 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,134 A black Republican?! 178 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,677 Lillian: Ooh, Lord, our children 179 00:06:43,678 --> 00:06:45,179 have lost their ever-loving minds today. 180 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:47,598 You could've been on drugs, a gambler, 181 00:06:47,599 --> 00:06:49,391 or hated Jazz, but a Republican?! 182 00:06:49,392 --> 00:06:51,727 It's not that big a deal, Dad. 183 00:06:51,728 --> 00:06:53,562 I mean, I just heard him speak at the VFW... 184 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:54,897 Yeah, looking for votes. 185 00:06:54,898 --> 00:06:55,731 You should check out his platform. 186 00:06:55,732 --> 00:06:57,191 You might like it. 187 00:06:57,192 --> 00:06:58,651 Don't you tell me what I'll like. 188 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:01,153 I know what I like, and it's not some snake-oil salesman. 189 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,738 Look, look, the lines between political parties 190 00:07:02,739 --> 00:07:04,156 are blurred anyway. 191 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,866 I mean, just look at the Dixiecrats. 192 00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:07,660 Okay, they considered themselves Democrats 193 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,245 but supported segregation. 194 00:07:09,246 --> 00:07:11,747 The Republican Party was actually founded 195 00:07:11,748 --> 00:07:13,457 by anti-slavery activists. 196 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:15,000 Did you know that? Don't you ask me what I know. 197 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,628 Uh, Bruce, is this you in the picture? 198 00:07:17,629 --> 00:07:19,255 Yeah. See? 199 00:07:19,256 --> 00:07:21,173 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 200 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,841 This white man is using you, son. 201 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:25,010 There's a reason you're the only black face in this picture. 202 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,470 We don't even look good in red. 203 00:07:26,471 --> 00:07:28,097 Speak for yourself. 204 00:07:28,098 --> 00:07:29,640 Bruce, you're not going down there anymore. 205 00:07:29,641 --> 00:07:31,183 I'm an adult, Dad. 206 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,768 You can't tell me what to do. 207 00:07:32,769 --> 00:07:34,353 Things were heating up. 208 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,564 Luckily, Mama always knew when to step in. 209 00:07:36,565 --> 00:07:37,857 Kim, you scratched the car?! 210 00:07:39,442 --> 00:07:41,486 Nicely done. Nicely done. 211 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:48,450 So, when do we get to the fight scene? 212 00:07:48,451 --> 00:07:51,370 [ Scoffs ] You're not ready to rehearse the sword fight. 213 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,955 You haven't earned it. 214 00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:54,415 First, you must do the character work 215 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:57,334 and, you know, learn your lines. 216 00:07:57,335 --> 00:07:59,253 Hmm, that's sad 'cause I really think 217 00:07:59,254 --> 00:08:01,297 my character would love to sword fight right now. 218 00:08:01,298 --> 00:08:04,466 That's because you don't know anything about theater. 219 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:06,010 Great actors fully immerse themselves 220 00:08:06,011 --> 00:08:07,886 into their characters. 221 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:09,847 Like Laurence Olivier. 222 00:08:09,848 --> 00:08:11,098 Who's Laurence Olivier? 223 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,808 [ Sighs ] You're hopeless. 224 00:08:12,809 --> 00:08:15,060 Okay, wait, wait. 225 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,396 Peter Pan is just such a big role 226 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,982 and all you guys are so good and into this. 227 00:08:19,983 --> 00:08:21,442 I-I don't want to let anyone down. 228 00:08:21,443 --> 00:08:23,069 [ Sighs ] 229 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,698 Okay. 230 00:08:27,699 --> 00:08:29,408 What are some of your favorite plays? 231 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,701 I like Batman. 232 00:08:30,702 --> 00:08:32,119 We can work with that. 233 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,079 Think about Adam West. 234 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,623 When he plays Batman, 235 00:08:35,624 --> 00:08:38,250 it's not just about the pows and the thwaps. 236 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,544 He has to delve into the tragic backstory 237 00:08:40,545 --> 00:08:42,755 of Bruce Wayne and find his motivation 238 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,882 to become a millionaire vigilante, you know? 239 00:08:44,883 --> 00:08:46,634 Hmm, I can dig that. 240 00:08:46,635 --> 00:08:48,052 Act One, Scene Three. 241 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:49,678 The shadow scene. 242 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:51,639 Action! 243 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,307 Is it there? 244 00:08:53,308 --> 00:08:55,809 Must be somewhere. Shadow? 245 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:58,062 Shadow? Peter Pan! 246 00:08:58,063 --> 00:08:59,980 I-I saved your shadow for you. 247 00:08:59,981 --> 00:09:01,565 Oh, I hope it isn't rumpled. 248 00:09:01,566 --> 00:09:04,944 ?? 249 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:08,530 How did Nana get your shadow? 250 00:09:08,531 --> 00:09:10,950 It jumped out at me the other night at the window. 251 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,077 I come to listen to the stories. 252 00:09:13,078 --> 00:09:15,537 My stories? 253 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:17,831 But they're all about you. 254 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:19,500 I know. That's why I like 'em. 255 00:09:19,501 --> 00:09:20,751 I tell 'em to the Lost Boys. 256 00:09:20,752 --> 00:09:22,878 And scene. 257 00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:24,254 Not bad, Dean. 258 00:09:24,255 --> 00:09:25,798 Really? 259 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,591 I-I was really trying to get into the mind of Peter 260 00:09:27,592 --> 00:09:30,844 and thinking, "Hmm. Who is my shadow?" 261 00:09:30,845 --> 00:09:32,930 You know? Alright, cool it. 262 00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:35,599 You were good for two seconds. 263 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:36,684 We still have lots of work to do. 264 00:09:36,685 --> 00:09:37,810 On to the next scene! 265 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,187 Alright! 266 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:43,857 Put the sword down, Dean. 267 00:09:43,858 --> 00:09:45,317 And when was the last time 268 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,444 you saw him in a black neighborhood, huh? 269 00:09:47,445 --> 00:09:49,613 Or any politician? Look, I work for the state. 270 00:09:49,614 --> 00:09:51,198 Now, let me be the one to tell you 271 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,533 none of them care about us black folk. 272 00:09:52,534 --> 00:09:54,410 Well, my brothers, you are in luck 273 00:09:54,411 --> 00:09:56,412 because the Congressman is on his way down here 274 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:57,830 to meet you all. 275 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,707 You invited him? Well, I had to. 276 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,125 You weren't gonna give him a chance on your own. 277 00:10:01,126 --> 00:10:03,502 Ambushed by my very own son. 278 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,337 Why can't you use your military training for good? 279 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,589 Like getting us a discount on tires. 280 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:08,757 [ Bell jingles ] 281 00:10:08,758 --> 00:10:10,968 Oh, hey, Bruce. 282 00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:13,387 Hi, sir. Good afternoon, everybody! 283 00:10:13,388 --> 00:10:16,140 I'm your Congressman, Brad Baker. 284 00:10:16,141 --> 00:10:17,599 Is this your establishment, sir? 285 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,726 Mm-hmm. 286 00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:20,227 From what Bruce tells me, 287 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:22,312 this is quite the community staple. 288 00:10:22,313 --> 00:10:23,647 It sure is, Congressman. 289 00:10:23,648 --> 00:10:25,232 Well, it is an honor to be here 290 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,692 with you fine gentlemen. 291 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,694 And thank you for inviting me, Bruce. 292 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:31,905 This is exactly the type of outreach outlet 293 00:10:31,906 --> 00:10:34,742 I was hoping for from my new Community Liaison. 294 00:10:34,743 --> 00:10:36,118 What the hell is that? 295 00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:38,203 It's my new job title, Dad. 296 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,122 I'm here to listen to constituents 297 00:10:40,123 --> 00:10:41,832 and help them solve problems in the community. 298 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,000 You're working for them now? 299 00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:44,209 Community outreach, huh? 300 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,211 Does that mean you fix potholes? 301 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,213 Forget the potholes. You gotta think bigger. 302 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,466 Can you make some parking tickets go away? 303 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:52,342 You know, better yet, can you make Jefferson Street 304 00:10:52,343 --> 00:10:54,136 go the other direction? 305 00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:55,512 I'm trying to get to work faster. 306 00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:57,639 Well, now... now, can you arrest some of them kids 307 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,099 in front of my house shuckin' and jivin' all hours of the night? 308 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,726 Y'all are wasting your time. 309 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,811 This man is here for a photo-op and some votes. 310 00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:04,021 He's using us and Bruce. 311 00:11:04,022 --> 00:11:05,647 Alright, Dad, that's enough. 312 00:11:05,648 --> 00:11:07,983 Open your eyes, son. 313 00:11:07,984 --> 00:11:10,194 Come here. 314 00:11:10,195 --> 00:11:12,404 You can't see what he's doing 'cause you haven't been right 315 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,864 in your mind since you been back. 316 00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:16,784 It's been one bad decision after another... 317 00:11:16,785 --> 00:11:18,368 Going back to the military and getting hurt, 318 00:11:18,369 --> 00:11:19,870 dating a divorced woman with a kid... 319 00:11:19,871 --> 00:11:21,038 What are you trying to say? 320 00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:22,247 I'm just trying to understand 321 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,448 what's been going on with you. 322 00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:28,087 I mean, people go over there 323 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,047 and a lot of things can happen. 324 00:11:30,048 --> 00:11:31,507 Then they come back and... 325 00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:33,801 Are you saying that I'm shell-shocked? 326 00:11:33,802 --> 00:11:36,845 I'm saying it would explain things. 327 00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:39,807 Wow, that... 328 00:11:39,808 --> 00:11:41,433 It's easier for you to think that I'm crazy 329 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,936 than to think that I just have my own ideas 330 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,187 that are different from yours? 331 00:11:45,188 --> 00:11:45,849 ?? 332 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,570 [ Bell jingles ] 333 00:11:53,571 --> 00:11:56,073 Now back to the Jefferson Street 334 00:11:56,074 --> 00:11:57,908 going from north to south. 335 00:11:57,909 --> 00:11:59,409 Man, I got some real complaints. 336 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:02,788 ?? 337 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,289 You know, we can talk about this later. 338 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,792 Get back to the game, man. You know. 339 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,919 I propose we leave for home at once. 340 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,005 Alright, boys. Alright. 341 00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:14,216 I'm sure Mother would be glad to have you. 342 00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:16,593 That is if Peter doesn't mind. 343 00:12:16,594 --> 00:12:18,679 Go on! Go back and grow up! 344 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,473 But I must warn you, once you're grown-up, 345 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,850 you can never come back. 346 00:12:22,851 --> 00:12:24,352 Never! 347 00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:31,150 [ Laughs ] Bravo, thespians! 348 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,110 Bravo, Dean! 349 00:12:33,111 --> 00:12:36,822 You have truly embodied Peter's boyish charm. 350 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,157 Thanks, Mr. Cox. 351 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,700 Really been doing the work, you know? 352 00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:42,077 Oh. And Karen's been guiding me. 353 00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:43,398 Couldn't have done it without her. 354 00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:47,499 Now, since our play conflicts with the Homecoming game, 355 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,878 I have made an impassioned plea to the principal 356 00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:53,881 to let us perform a preview. 357 00:12:53,882 --> 00:12:58,719 So now your friends will see you at tomorrow's pep rally! 358 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,679 Isn't that thrilling?! 359 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,556 [ Howling ] 360 00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:05,309 Uh-oh. My friends weren't ready for this. 361 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,978 Oh, and the best part is all of your costumes 362 00:13:07,979 --> 00:13:10,439 will be done just in time. 363 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,357 [ Laughs nervously ] 364 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:16,111 ?? 365 00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:18,530 [ Indistinct conversations ] 366 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:22,326 ?? 367 00:13:22,327 --> 00:13:25,662 Be ready for your cue to swing in. 368 00:13:25,663 --> 00:13:27,789 [ Drum roll ] 369 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:28,451 ?? 370 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:35,173 [ Cheers and applause ] 371 00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:41,970 Captain Hook, we will never join your crew! 372 00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:45,265 As you wish. Ladies first! 373 00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:47,726 Goodbye, boys. 374 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,061 Be brave, brothers. 375 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,812 We'll try, Karen. 376 00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:52,940 I me... I mean, Wendy. 377 00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:54,025 [ Laughter ] 378 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,403 [ Laughter continues ] 379 00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,065 ?? 380 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,036 On with it! 381 00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:07,454 Enough blubbering. 382 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,705 [ Growling ] 383 00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:12,542 [ Laughter ] 384 00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:15,545 Peter Pan, please save us! 385 00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:20,008 ?? 386 00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,551 Uhh! 387 00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:25,472 I-I said, "Peter Pan, please save us!" 388 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:29,643 ?? 389 00:14:29,644 --> 00:14:31,937 [ Laughter ] 390 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:32,599 ?? 391 00:14:40,405 --> 00:14:43,156 Peter Pan. 392 00:14:43,157 --> 00:14:45,994 Yep, I was so scared, I glittered my pants. 393 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,749 I had escaped going down 394 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:53,667 with the pirate ship, but I wasn't feeling good about it. 395 00:14:53,668 --> 00:14:55,461 [ Doorbell rings ] 396 00:14:58,423 --> 00:15:00,298 Uh-oh. 397 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,342 How could you just abandon us like that, Dean? 398 00:15:02,343 --> 00:15:03,760 Aren't you glad I quit? 399 00:15:03,761 --> 00:15:05,095 Now you can be Peter Pan like you wanted. 400 00:15:05,096 --> 00:15:08,432 But the play is just better with us both. 401 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:10,684 You may have gotten... 402 00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:13,770 good at being Peter. 403 00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:15,689 Thanks solely to me. 404 00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:17,566 Well, thanks, Karen. 405 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:21,236 Um, I-I am really sorry I ditched you guys like that. 406 00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:23,113 I saw people laughing, and I panicked. 407 00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:24,740 I-I mean, weren't you guys embarrassed? 408 00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:26,783 [ Sighs ] Of course we were, 409 00:15:26,784 --> 00:15:29,119 but at least we were all in it together. 410 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,871 That part felt great. 411 00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:32,289 What didn't feel good 412 00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,874 was being ditched by our cast-mate. 413 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,917 That one hurt. 414 00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:37,711 I knew what it felt like to be left out, 415 00:15:37,712 --> 00:15:39,796 and I hated that I made them feel that way. 416 00:15:39,797 --> 00:15:42,049 Okay, I let this go on as long as I could, 417 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,051 but you need to come inside. 418 00:15:44,052 --> 00:15:46,511 And, little white girl, here without your parents 419 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,347 or corroborating witnesses, you need to head on home. 420 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:54,394 ?? 421 00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:55,562 [ Sighs ] 422 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:58,815 ?? 423 00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,984 Let's get a move on, Speedy. 424 00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:02,194 I'm due down at the barbershop. 425 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,196 Checkers can't cheat by theirselves. 426 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,614 I can't show my face in there after that fight with Bruce. 427 00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:07,991 [ Chuckles ] Maybe I'll just wear my hair long for a while. 428 00:16:07,992 --> 00:16:09,701 Yeah, fellas still talking 429 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,245 about that little performance you and Bruce had. 430 00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:14,081 Said it's the first time 431 00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:15,082 they'd ever seen a black man turn red. 432 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,626 [ Laughs ] 433 00:16:20,171 --> 00:16:21,671 Can I give you some advice, son? 434 00:16:21,672 --> 00:16:23,173 So I can know what not to do? 435 00:16:23,174 --> 00:16:24,591 I'm not gonna handle it the way you would. 436 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,260 You're my son, but we think very differently. 437 00:16:27,261 --> 00:16:29,596 Just like you and Bruce. 438 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:32,265 I just feel like the world is changing so fast these days. 439 00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:34,267 Kim and Dean have time to figure it out still, 440 00:16:34,268 --> 00:16:36,186 but Bruce just got thrown out there 441 00:16:36,187 --> 00:16:38,522 and I don't know if he was ready. 442 00:16:38,523 --> 00:16:40,398 I really think he's making a bad decision. 443 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,359 Well, he might be, but sometimes 444 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,862 the only way they learn is to let them make it. 445 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,533 Oh, maybe, but it ain't easy. 446 00:16:49,534 --> 00:16:51,284 You're lucky. 447 00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:53,036 I've always had a good head on my shoulders. 448 00:16:53,037 --> 00:16:55,789 [ Chuckles ] 449 00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:59,251 Now, you remember after high school, 450 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:03,130 you followed that girl Hazel down to New Orleans? 451 00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,966 You came back a month later, no money, 452 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:08,677 and no less than five roots cast on your head. 453 00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:11,888 I had pneumonia, Dad. It's a legitimate illness. 454 00:17:11,889 --> 00:17:14,266 Well, you tell that to your grandkids 455 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,184 when they come back with shrunken voodoo heads 456 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:17,519 and little blue weenies. 457 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:21,106 ?? 458 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,733 After betraying my new friends, 459 00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:25,735 I realized that I needed to make a big gesture 460 00:17:25,736 --> 00:17:27,445 to win back their trust. 461 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,741 [ Laughter ] 462 00:17:37,498 --> 00:17:39,958 No one calls Pan a coward and lives! 463 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,711 [ Laughter intensifies ] 464 00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:43,373 ?? 465 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,346 Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! 466 00:17:53,347 --> 00:17:57,726 ?? 467 00:17:57,727 --> 00:17:59,895 Huzzah. 468 00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:03,023 Look, um, guys, I'm sorry 469 00:18:03,024 --> 00:18:04,816 I ditched out on you at the pep rally. 470 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,151 That wasn't cool of me. 471 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,029 Not cool, cat, but we forgive you. 472 00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:11,948 I don't forgive you... 473 00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:13,617 for that line reading. 474 00:18:13,618 --> 00:18:15,619 I-I didn't feel enough menace. 475 00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,329 Man, have we got work to do 476 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,788 if we're gonna get you ready for opening night. 477 00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:20,415 ?? 478 00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:21,541 Down, boy. 479 00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:22,584 [ Laughs ] 480 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:23,246 ?? 481 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,259 Hi, son. 482 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,428 How's, uh, lifting weights going? 483 00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:34,721 You sure you want to be down here all alone 484 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,599 with a crazy person? 485 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,519 I might hear the car backfire and think you're the Viet Cong. 486 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,938 Okay. 487 00:18:42,939 --> 00:18:45,857 I deserve that. 488 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,359 But I don't think you're crazy, 489 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,529 and I'm sorry for making you feel like I did. 490 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:53,990 [ Grunts ] 491 00:18:53,991 --> 00:18:55,951 [ Sighs ] 492 00:18:55,952 --> 00:18:58,203 Look, I know you think I don't know what I'm doing, 493 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,205 but I'm really passionate about this. 494 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,332 I know you know what you're doing, 495 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,918 and honestly, I think that's what's been bothering me. 496 00:19:04,919 --> 00:19:07,504 That you don't need me to help you decide. 497 00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:10,131 I'm used to you coming to me before you make big decisions, 498 00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,758 like when you enlisted the first time. 499 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,927 Well, of course I still want your advice, Dad. 500 00:19:13,928 --> 00:19:17,514 No, no, I'm not asking for that. 501 00:19:17,515 --> 00:19:20,100 This is how things are supposed to happen 502 00:19:20,101 --> 00:19:21,435 so you can become your own man. 503 00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:25,846 I know I raised you to make good decisions for yourself. 504 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,775 Thanks. 505 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,403 ?? 506 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,196 I did have some thoughts about Nixon, though. 507 00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:35,699 Supposed to... 508 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,826 Okay, Dad. I was joking. 509 00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:40,036 Dad, that's tight, man! Come on, Dad, I was j... 510 00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:42,539 Oh, Michael! John! 511 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:43,915 We're home! 512 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,333 Cheerio, Peter! 513 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,585 We'll never forget you! 514 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,378 We're off! 515 00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,923 Man the capstan and hoist the anchors, boys. 516 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,262 [ Laughter ] 517 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,805 A little help. 518 00:19:58,806 --> 00:19:59,467 ?? 519 00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:07,063 [ Cheers and applause ] 520 00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:11,776 ?? 521 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,654 [ Indistinct conversations ] 522 00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:17,240 You were the best Peter Pan ever, baby. 523 00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:19,409 Those 2 hours and 23 minutes really flew by. 524 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:21,036 Thanks. 525 00:20:21,037 --> 00:20:22,704 Well, go say goodbye to your friends, 526 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:23,998 and we'll meet you by the car. 527 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,919 Any chance the ticket-taker will give me my dime back? 528 00:20:30,671 --> 00:20:33,757 Dean, you were great! 529 00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,342 Maybe even better than I would've been. 530 00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:37,677 Thanks, but no way. You would have killed it. 531 00:20:37,678 --> 00:20:40,055 You're probably right. [ Chuckles ] 532 00:20:40,056 --> 00:20:42,432 But it was kinda more fun doing it together. 533 00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:45,143 Yeah. Way more fun. 534 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:48,647 ?? 535 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,775 C'mon now, y'all... It was 1969 in Alabama. 536 00:20:51,776 --> 00:20:53,234 Stop playing. 537 00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:56,071 Good Lord, I turn my back for one second. 538 00:20:56,072 --> 00:20:58,073 Dean, it's time to go. [ Chuckles ] 539 00:20:58,074 --> 00:21:00,909 And, little white girl, with your parents 540 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,286 and a whole slew of white witnesses, 541 00:21:03,287 --> 00:21:05,288 Dean will see you at school. 542 00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:07,999 Bye, Dean! See you around. 543 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,751 See you, Karen. 544 00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:11,753 So it turned out Alabama was ready 545 00:21:11,754 --> 00:21:13,630 for a black Peter Pan. 546 00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:15,757 A black boy with a white girl, though? 547 00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:17,550 Yeah, y'all were gonna have to wait for the '80s 548 00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:19,511 to roll around before sitcoms would go there. 549 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,972 ?? 550 00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:26,572 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38804

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