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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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Opening theme playing...
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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*TEEN TITANS GO!*
Season 07 Episode 18 (IMDB)
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Episode Title:
"EEBOWS"
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- Guys, guys, guys.
- [loud crash]
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I have a superpower.
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[laughs loftily]
I have a superpower!
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I think I speak for all of us
when I say, "Yeah, right."
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No, really. I'm invincible.
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Well, a very specific part
of my elbow is.
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See this little flap of skin?
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It doesn't hurt
when I pinch it.
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See? I feel nothing.
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[laughs]
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Oh, yeah. I gots one
of those things, too, yo.
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See? Don't feel
a thing neither.
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We've all got that.
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There's nothing special.
Or super about it.
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[blows raspberry]
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Ah, man!
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I really thought I had
a super power this time.
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Oh, well, who wants to have
a pinching party?
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- [all] Pinching party! Pinching party!
- [Cyborg whooping]
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Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.
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[all] Pinch, pinch,
pinch, pinch.
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Hey, easy on the pinching.
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No, it's okay.
You can't even feel it.
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We can't, but the Eebows can.
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Did you say "Eebows?"
Pinch, pinch.
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[all] Pinch, pinch,
pinch, pinch.
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- [loud crash]
- [all] Pinch, pinch, pinch...
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- [Auggie] Stop!
- [both gasp]
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Who said that?
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It was me.
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- [all gasp]
- What is that thing?
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That's an Eebow.
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I am no ordinary Eebow.
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I am Auggie,
emperor of the Eebows,
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and I am ordering you to
leave my Eebow brethren alone.
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But they are the so very cute.
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And so much fun to pinch.
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- [all] Pinch, pinch, pinch...
- [Auggie] Enough!
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Eebows, emerge!
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Hey, I can't bend my arms.
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Me neither.
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[all screaming]
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[crashing]
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They lock, no matter what I is.
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And I have the itch
upon my chin.
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And they're powerless to
do the scratching.
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Well, this is what happens
when you've got no Eebows in your elbows.
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That is right, because we are the ones
who allow all the bending.
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Great. We've all learned something about
human anatomy today.
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Now, can you please
reattach to us,
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so we can get on with
our pinching party?
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No. There shall be
no more pinching.
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You mean like this?
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Perhaps, this is how he means.
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The pinch, the pinch,
the pinch...
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Cut it out. That is enough!
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No, it's not,
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'cause this pinching party's
going all night, baby.
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[all] Pinch, pinch, pinch...
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Oh, my, God.
They're just so pinchable.
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Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.
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I said enough!
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- [all grunt]
- [glass cracking]
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We help you eat.
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We help you brush your teeth.
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We bend over backwards for you,
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and this is how you repay us?
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With pinching parties?
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Well, the party is over.
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Come on, Eebows. Let's ditch
these insufferable ingrates.
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Yeah? Well, there's nothing special
about you anyway.
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We don't need you,
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you useless flaps of meat!
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Useless flaps of meat? Wow.
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[Auggie] Wow!
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Great. Now what?
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I don't know.
It's not that big a deal.
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Without the Eebows, we cannot do
the bending of the arms.
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It's all locked up.
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Don't worry, Titans.
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We've overcome bigger challenges
than this before,
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and I'm sure that with a little bit of
patience and perseverance,
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we can all go on to lead
perfectly normal lives.
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You'll see... [thudding]
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[straining]
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Here, brushie, brushie, brush.
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[grunting] I can't do
my push-ups.
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[both straining]
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- [glass shattering]
- [crying hysterically]
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Uh... [groans]
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[Beast Boy straining]
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[groaning]
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Help! I can't wipe my bum-bum!
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Titans, I was wrong about
not needing Eebows.
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Life has proven difficult
without them.
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Never knew how important
those little flaps of meat were, yo.
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- [Cyborg grunts]
- You can say that again.
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We need to find our Eebows
and forced them to reattach themselves.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Ingrates of Jump City,
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no longer
will you hold us captive
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under the crevices
of your arms.
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Those who do the bending
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will bend to you no more.
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Eebows, emerge!
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[all screaming]
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[man screaming]
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[grunts] The Eebows are
rising up.
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And the arms of the people
are locking up.
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Listen, Auggie,
this needs to stop. Now!
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[laughs wickedly]
You're no match for my army of Eebows.
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We have the power
to bend anything.
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Eebows, eliminate them.
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There's so many of them.
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[all screaming]
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- [all screaming]
- [Cyborg grunts]
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Ow! Ow!
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[all screaming]
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[Beast Boy grunting in pain]
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[Eebows groaning]
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Excellent work, Eebows.
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Now, join me.
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[laughing maniacally]
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By combining our powers,
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we can bend the very fabric
of space and time itself.
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- [laughing maniacally]
- [Titans screaming]
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- What's happening?
- We need cover. Quick, under here.
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[Auggie laughs]
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[loud explosion]
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[gasps] What is this place?
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It's some sort of Eebow city.
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When Auggie bent
the space time continuum,
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he must have created
an alternate reality
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where Eebows reign supreme.
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They really did it.
Those maniacs!
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Curse them. Curse them all!
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[alarm blaring]
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What is that?
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I think it's
some kind of alarm.
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[all gasp]
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The Eebow Council
will see you now.
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Eebow Council?
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Ow! Keep your filthy mitts
off us, you dirty... Ow!
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Stop, stop. Stop that.
Too hard. Ow!
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[Auggie] Well, well, well.
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If it isn't those wretched pinchers,
the Teen Titans.
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This council finds you guilty
of crimes against Eebows.
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And as punishment
for your vile acts,
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you are now sentenced to
a lifetime of bending.
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[all gasp]
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What do you want us
to bend, yo?
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Everything.
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You, bend over and be my chair.
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You, bend over and be my table.
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You, bend this penne pasta
into elbow macaroni.
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You, bend over backward
and pick up my fork.
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You, bend my straw.
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Bend the knee.
Put a bend in the road.
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Bend the rules.
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Bend an ear.
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Bend this, bend that,
bend here, bend there.
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Bend, bend, bend!
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[groans] This bending
be too much, yo.
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I am the all bended out.
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Can't. Bend. Anymore.
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Fine. Take a short break.
You look thirsty.
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Why don't you get yourself
a drink of water?
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[takes deep breath]
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[groans]
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[Eebows laughing]
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[straining, grunting]
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[Eebows laughing]
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[groans, laughs]
That's so funny.
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Oh, it hurts.
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Of course. Everyone has
a weakness.
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For Eebows,
it's their funny bones.
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If we get them to
laugh hard enough,
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maybe we can break it.
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Titans, make 'em laugh.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[laughing, groaning]
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[laughing, grunting]
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- [bone shatters]
- Ow!
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- [bone shatters]
- [both] Ow!
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- [shrieking]
- [loud crash]
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- [laughs, grunts in pain]
- [bone shatters]
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- [laughs]
- [bone shatters]
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[groans] Okay.
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Okay, please stop.
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You've broken
all of our funny bones.
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We'll do whatever you want.
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So you'll reattach to us
and unbend reality?
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Yes, yes, oh...
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Just please don't
make us laugh anymore.
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[laughs] Ow!
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[serene music playing]
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Oh, it feels so good to
bend our arms again.
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It's funny how you can take
something so small for granted.
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It's also funny watching Robin
trying to drink water,
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and spilling it
all over his face.
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[laughs] Yeah!
That was a real knee-slapper.
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[all laughing]
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We are the Kneebows and we demand that
you stop slapping us.
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Oh, no. Not again.
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[shrieks] I can't feel my legs.
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Ah, get back here!
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[Cyborg grunting]
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[groans]15414
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