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[HUMMING]
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UH-OH, ERIC.
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I'LL MAKE EGGS.
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[SIGHS] OKAY.
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A MIKE MAXIM
ACTION MAN!
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WHAT, HONEY?
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MIKE MAXIM! SEE?
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OH, YEAH. THAT'S NEAT.
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THIS IS WHAT I WANTED
FOR CHRISTMAS!
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OH.MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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WELL, WE'LL SEE IF IT'S
NOT TOO EXPENSIVE
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AND MAYBE WE CAN MANAGE IT.
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DON'T WORRY, MOM.
SANTA WILL GET IT FOR ME.
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I'LL PUT IT
ON MY WISH LIST.
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YOU DO THAT.
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DON'T YOU JUST
LOVE CHRISTMAS?
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YEAH. LOVE IT.
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AH, YEP.
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IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME LUCK HERE, JACK.
I KNOW IT.
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OKAY, WOULD YOU WIPE
THE STARS FROM YOUR EYES
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AND LISTEN TO ME
FOR HALF A SECOND?
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YEAH, SURE, SURE.
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NO NO NO. REALLY.
I MEAN IT.
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JUST ONE SECOND, OKAY?WHAT?
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CHRIS, IT IS A MATTER
OF SIMPLE MATHEMATICS, OKAY?
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IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR THE PERFECT WIFE,
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YOU'D HAVE MUCH
BETTER ODDS FINDING HER
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IN NEW YORK OR
CHICAGO OR MIAMI.
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I MEAN, THERE ARE TONS
OF WOMEN IN THOSE CITIES.
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BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
IT'S NEVER CLICKED.
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IT'S TIME WE TRY SOMEWHERE
OFF THE BEATEN PATH
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AND I GOT A REALLY GOODS
FEELING ABOUT THIS PLACE.
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OKAY OKAY. YOU WANT TO
WASTE YOUR TIME HANGING
OUT IN PODUNK , U.S.A,
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BE MY GUEST. BUT LISTEN,
IF THIS DOESN'T PAN OUT,
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DON'T COME CRYING TO ME.
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[WOMAN] YES, IT'S A WONDERFUL
ENGAGEMENT PHOTOGRAPH.
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BUT WE NEED IT AT
A MUCH HIGHER RESOLUTION.
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SEND ME A JPEG BY NOON
AND WE'LL MAKE THE DEADLINE.
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WONDERFUL. TA-TA.
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LORI WILSON'S GETTING MARRIED.
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AGAIN?
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FOUR'S THE CHARM, THEY SAY.
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WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO,
"THREE STRIKES AND
YOU'RE OUT"?
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JEN, NEVER SAY THAT.
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE IN IT
TO WIN IT.
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[MAN] GERTRUDE?
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YES, MARTIN?
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DO YOU HAVE PLANS
FOR LUNCH?
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NO.
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I HAVE SOME IDEAS ABOUT
THE SOCIETY PAGE.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND
A WORKING LUNCH,
THE PAPER'S BUYING.
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SURE, I'D LOVE TO.
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PERFECT.
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AND ARE WE STILL ON FOR THAT
BUSINESS CONFERENCE TONIGHT?
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YES, ABSOLUTELY.
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GOOD.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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WORKING LUNCH?
BUSINESS CONFERENCE?
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WHY ALL THE EUPHEMISMS?
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JUST ADMIT IT.
YOU GUYS ARE DATING.
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BECAUSE ACCORDING
TO HIM, WE'RE NOT.
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WHY, BECAUSE HE THINKS IT'S
UNPROFESSIONAL TO BE DATING
ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES?
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IT MAY BE OLD SCHOOL,
BUT IT'S ROMANTIC,
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SO DON'T KNOCK IT.
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NO, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
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I NEVER THOUGHT SPEAKING
IN CODE COULD BE SO EXCITING.
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HI. I'M THE NEW GUY.
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THAT DESK BEHIND YOU
IS EMPTY. MUST BE MINE.
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SAM. SAM FRANKLIN.
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OH. JEN ROBBINS.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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HUMAN INTEREST REPORTER.
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I WAS BROUGHT ON TO HELP
ON THE CRIME BEAT,
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SO IF YOU GOT ANY
HOT TIPS, I'M ALL EARS.
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HERE. IT'S MY CARD.
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I DOUBT I WILL,
BUT THANK YOU.
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FRANKLIN. UH, JIM PICKARD'S
CAR TOWED AGAIN.
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THAT'S $800 WORTH OF
UNPAID PARKING TICKETS.
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THAT'S A FREEBIE.
NOW RUN WITH IT.
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[LAUGHS]
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WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT, ROBBINS?
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NOTHING, SIR.
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WHERE ARE MY PAGES?
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OH, I KNOW. I AM SO SORRY.
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IT'S JUST REALLY HARD
TO FIND CHRISTMAS MAGIC
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IN THIS SHOPPING FRENZY
WE CALL THE HOLIDAYS.
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LOOK, I NEED IT WARM AND
SAPPY, AND I NEED IT QUICK.
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NOW, IN THE SPIRIT
OF THE HOLIDAYS,
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I'M EXTENDING YOUR DEADLINE
FOR THREE MORE DAYS.
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BUT THAT'S IT. GET IT DONE!
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YES, SIR.
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OKAY. I NEED FUEL NOW.
YOU WANT TO JOIN ME?
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YEAH. UH, I'LL
SHOW YOU WHERE IT IS.
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I HAVE NO MOTIVATION
TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE.
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I MEAN, CHRISTMAS
THESE DAYS HAS JUST
BECOME SO COMMERCIALIZED.
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RIGHT YOU ARE.
KIDS DO LOVE IT.
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BUT HEY, THEY DON'T DO
ANY OF THE WORK, DO THEY?
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HUH-UH.
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WELL, YOUR EDITOR
IS GETTING ANXIOUS.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO TURN
THE STORY IN YESTERDAY.
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GOTTA FEED THE BEAST.
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I AM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT
YOU FELLAS,
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BUT WE CANCELLED SANTA
FOR THIS YEAR. NOT
IN THE BUDGET.
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OKAY, LISTEN, MISTER,
IT WON'T COST YOU A PENNY.
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IN FACT, WE PAY YOU.
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IS THAT SO?
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YES. THE MALL GETS 50% OF
EVERY PHOTO A PARENT BUYS
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OF THEIR KID SITTING
ON SANTA'S LAP.
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MM-HMM.
I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE
IN THE SANTA SUIT.
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NO, THAT'S ME.
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I CAN SEE YOU'RE WORRIED.
UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE.
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HERE'S A LIST OF ALL THE MALLS
WE'VE BEEN TO OVER THE LAST
NINE CHRISTMASES.
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JUST LOOK IT OVER. AND YOU CAN
EVEN CALL THEM IF YOU LIKE.
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IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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HUH. SO WHAT'S THE CATCH?
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NO NO, THERE'S NO CATCH.
THERE'S NO HIDDEN FEES.
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WE JUST-- WE LIKE
SPREADING GOOD CHEER.
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YES, THAT IS US. WE ARE
GOOD CHEER SPREADERS.
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LOOK, THIS MIGHT SOUND CORNY,
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BUT FOR ME, IT'S
A LABOR OF LOVE.
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IT'S WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT
I GET A GOOD FEELING OFF YOU.
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AND I'D HATE TO DISAPPOINT
THE KIDS JUST BECAUSE
WE'RE HAVING A LEAN YEAR,
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SO, WELCOME ABOARD!
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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THANK YOU, SIR!
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MOMMY!
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YAY! OH!
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WHAT'S THIS?
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I'M SORRY, BUT HE INSISTED
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ON GETTING THE CHRISTMAS
DECORATIONS OUT OF THE CLOSET.
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CAN WE PUT IT UP NOW?
PLEASE?
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NO, NOT NOW, BUDDY.
I'M SO TIRED.
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MAYBE THIS WEEKEND, OKAY?
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OOH.
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UH-OH.
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YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL
WITH THAT. IT'S OLD.
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CAN WE JUST GET
A REAL TREE THIS YEAR?
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NO, BECAUSE THAT'S
A WASTE OF MONEY.
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AND WE HAVE A TREE.
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OH! I ALMOST FORGOT
TO FINISH MY WISH LIST
FOR SANTA.
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IF HE WAS ANY MORE PUMPED ABOUT
CHRISTMAS, HE WOULD EXPLODE.
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HE WANTS A MIKE MAXIM
ACTION FIGURE.
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HONEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE
GOTTEN THAT WEEKS AGO!
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THEY'VE BEEN
SOLD OUT FOREVER.
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YOU SEE? THAT IS
THE PROBLEM WITH
CHRISTMAS.
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THEY'VE TURNED IT INTO
ONE BIG MARKETING CAMPAIGN.
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CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS.
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IT'S ABOUT COUNTING
OUR BLESSINGS
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AND LOVING ONE ANOTHER,
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AND ALL THAT OTHER
SAPPY STUFF.
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MAYBE FOR YOU, BUT WHAT
I REMEMBER ABOUT CHRISTMAS
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IS BEING LEFT WITH AN INFANT
WHEN MY HUSBAND WALKED OUT
ON US.
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OKAY, YEAH, UM, THERE'S THAT.
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LISTEN, FOR THE SAKE
OF YOUR SON,
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YOU HAVE TO SNAP
OUT OF IT, GIRLFRIEND.
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IT'S BEEN SIX YEARS.
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IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON
WITH YOUR LIFE
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AND, YOU KNOW, GET INTO
THE CHRISTMAS GROOVE.
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THAT'S EASIER SAID
THAN DONE.
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HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.
LET'S TAKE ERIC TO SEE SANTA,
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AT THE MALL. I READ ONLINE
THAT HE'S STARTING TOMORROW.
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OH...
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ERIC CAN GET HIS PICTURE
TAKEN WITH SANTA.
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HE WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT,
WOULDN'T HE?
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OH, JUST A TAD, YEAH.
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HEY, MOM?YEAH, HONEY?
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HOW DOES SANTA HAVE
TIME TO DO ALL THIS
CHRISTMAS STUFF?
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OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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I THINK HE'S GOT SUPER POWERS.MMM.
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OH. SO, SANTA'S
LIKE A SUPERHERO?
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YEAH, THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.
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YEAH, AND COOKIES
GIVE HIM HIS MOJO.
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YEAH!
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OKAY.OKAY.
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OKAY. HOW DO I LOOK?
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JOLLY GOOD, I'D SAY.
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OKAY.
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HO HO HO HO!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS,
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MAY I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION PLEASE?
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JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME,
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STRAIGHT FROM THE NORTH POLE,
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THE MAN YOU HAVE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR,
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LIVE AND IN PERSON,
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CAN I HAVE A BIG
ROUND OF APPLAUSE
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FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY
SANTA CLAUS!
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WELL, HELLO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY!
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HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
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THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING AND
VISITING WITH SANTA TODAY.
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I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HO HO HO HO HO!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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AND YOU GET TO
MEET SANTA FIRST!
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YEAH!HO HO HO HO!
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[SANTA] COME ON IN!
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COME ON IN. YOUR NAME
MUST BE JOHN.
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COME SIT RIGHT UP HERE
ON SANTA'S LAP.
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TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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OKAY, WE ARE GONNA COUNT
TO THREE AND THEN YOU'RE
GONNA SMILE.
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OKAY. I NEED YOU TO
LOOK AT THE CAMERA.
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ONE, TWO--
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[BOTH] THREE, SMILE!
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A STRAPPING YOUNG BOY!
HEY, BUDDY.
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HI.COME SIT HERE ON MY LAP.
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OH, IT'S OKAY. I DON'T
THINK I NEED THIS.
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BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW WHAT
YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
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YOU DO?
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LET ME THINK. UM,
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A MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN?
AM I RIGHT?
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YEAH!
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WELL, DON'T WORRY.
I GOT A GOOD FEELING
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BECAUSE I SAW YOUR NAME
ON THE "NICE" LIST, ERIC.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
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WELL, BECAUSE
I'M SANTA CLAUS.
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NAH.
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YOU MUST HAVE READ IT
ON MY WISH LIST.
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OKAY, WELL, LET'S SEE HERE.
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THEN YOUR NAME MUST BE "MY".
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I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
DOUBTED YOU.
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OH, HO HO HO!
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THAT'S OKAY, BUDDY.
I'M USED TO IT.
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YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE FAITH.
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OH, AND THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE I WANT TOO.
226
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,263
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
227
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,266
SEE, MY MOM DOESN'T
REALLY CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS,
228
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,659
BUT I WANT A CHRISTMAS TREE
THIS YEAR.
229
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,183
A REAL ONE.
230
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,489
YOUR MOM DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT CHRISTMAS?
231
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,709
BUT SHE BROUGHT YOU HERE
TO SEE ME TODAY.
232
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,233
MOM SAYS A REAL TREE
IS A WASTE OF MONEY
233
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,105
SINCE WE ALREADY
HAVE A FAKE ONE.
234
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,933
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
235
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,805
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
ABOUT A CHRISTMAS TREE.
236
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,720
OKAY, ARE WE READY
FOR THE PICTURE NOW?
237
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,243
OH, YES! LET'S DO IT!PICTURE!
238
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:51,161
ONE, TWO, THREE, FROWN!
239
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,120
AH, WE DO THAT ONE EVERY TIME.
240
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,991
OKAY, THIS IS THE REAL ONE.
241
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,471
OKAY, I NEED A BIG SMILE
ON THREE.
242
00:12:56,514 --> 00:13:00,867
ONE, TWO THREE, SMILE!
243
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,477
LOOK AT THAT!
244
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,132
I WAS THINKING OF
BUYING SOME LINGERIE--
245
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,307
HE KNEW WHAT I WANT!
246
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,788
HE KNEW I WANTED
A MIKE MAXIM!
247
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,791
NOW, JEN, HOLD ON.
248
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,185
LET'S JUST STAY HERE
WHILE MOMMY'S BUSY.
249
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,578
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
250
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,537
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR
A MOMENT, PLEASE?
251
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,627
UH, WELL, UH, SURE, YEAH.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
252
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,108
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU WOULD NOT PROMISE
MY SON
253
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,762
A TOY THAT IS
IMPOSSIBLE TO GET.
254
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,505
OKAY OKAY. OKAY, YOU
KNOW WHAT? LET'S TAKE FIVE,
255
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,985
AND YOU TWO CAN CHAT
ABOUT THIS IN PRIVATE.
256
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,160
GOOD.GOOD IDEA.
257
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,858
DON'T WORRY, BOYS AND GIRLS.
258
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:39,079
SANTA'S TAKING
A LITTLE TINY BREAK, OKAY?
259
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,690
BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
260
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,870
OH, UH, RIGHT THIS WAY.
261
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,878
HEY, LOOK!
262
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,796
[GASPS] ERIC, UM,
IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
263
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,191
SANTA CAN'T BE
EVERYWHERE AT ONCE,
SO HE HAS HELPERS.
264
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,149
STOP TREATING ME
LIKE A BABY!
265
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,629
I KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.
266
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:10,153
OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON,
SMARTY PANTS?
267
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,589
WHEN SANTA'S NOT WORKING,
268
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,896
HE DISGUISES HIMSELF
AS A REGULAR PERSON.
269
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,377
HE DOES?
270
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,553
YEAH, LIKE WHEN SUPERMAN
BECOMES CLARK KENT.
271
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,903
OH!
272
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,644
MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN TOO.
273
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,776
ALL THE SUPERHEROES DO IT.
274
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:28,563
SO SANTA SHAVES HIS BEARD
TO BLEND IN,
275
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,913
AND WEARS A FAKE BEARD
WHEN HE'S ON DUTY?
276
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,567
EXACTLY.
277
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,613
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
LIKE THAT.
278
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,224
DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW
HOW SMART YOU ARE?
279
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,270
I'M REALLY SORRY.
I NEVER MEANT TO UPSET YOU.
280
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,360
I'M JUST TRYING TO SPREAD
A LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER,
THAT'S ALL.
281
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,320
EVERYWHERE THAT KIDS LOOK,
ALL THEY SEE ARE ADS
282
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,409
FOR THESE EXTRAVAGANT TOYS
THEY JUST GOTTA HAVE
283
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:52,456
WHILE THEIR PARENTS ARE
JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO PAY THE BILLS
284
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,545
AND GIVE THEIR CHILDREN
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
285
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:57,809
AND IT'S DOUBLY DIFFICULT
FOR SINGLE PARENTS LIKE ME.
286
00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:01,291
I'VE GOT TO BE THE BAD COP
AND THE GOOD COP.
287
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,467
I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP
HERE.
288
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,821
I JUST DON'T WANT TO
DISAPPOINT MY SON, THAT'S ALL.
289
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,128
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
DISAPPOINT HIM. TRUST ME.
290
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,915
ALL HE REALLY WANTS IS
TO EMBRACE THE CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
291
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,092
AND SO SHOULD YOU.
292
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,833
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY I DON'T?
293
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,661
INTUITION, I GUESS.
294
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,794
I JUST-- I GET THIS FEELING
295
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:29,058
THAT CHRISTMAS HOLDS SOME
REALLY BAD MEMORIES FOR YOU.
296
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,104
HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT?
297
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:34,020
I'M SANTA CLAUS, REMEMBER?
298
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,891
OH! [LAUGHS]
299
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,806
ACTUALLY MY NAMES IS CHRIS.OH.
300
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,590
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, JEN.
301
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,723
HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
I DIDN'T--
302
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,899
LUCKY GUESS?
303
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,511
YEAH. OH, RIGHT.
304
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,165
MY SON MUST HAVE
TOLD YOU, RIGHT?
305
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,559
YEAH. HE'S A REALLY GOOD BOY.
306
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,952
YOU MUST BE SO PROUD
OF HIM.
307
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:56,607
OH, WELL, I AM.
308
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:59,959
THANK YOU. LISTEN, I--
309
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,874
I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE
GONE OFF ON YOU LIKE THAT.
310
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:06,008
NO, I'M A BIG BOY.
I CAN HANDLE IT.
311
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,532
I THINK IT'S REALLY SWEET
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
312
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,882
AND THE KIDS, THEY
ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU,
SO--
313
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:15,278
THE PARENTS DO TOO.
WELL, MOSTLY.
314
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,802
TOUCHE.
315
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,979
LET'S JUST CALL IT A DRAW.OKAY.
316
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,241
'CAUSE I GOTTA GET BACK
TO MY THRONE.
317
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,852
OH. YEAH, I SHOULD GO TOO.
318
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,114
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
319
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,289
OKAY.NICE.
320
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,638
OH, HEY, JEN?OH. YEAH. YEAH?
321
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,075
WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO
HAVE A LITTLE FUN?
322
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:33,644
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!RIGHT! I WILL. OKAY.
323
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:34,819
OH!
324
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,039
OH, EXCUSE ME.YOU SCARED ME.
325
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,127
YOU FORGOT THIS.
326
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:41,043
OH. OH, THANK YOU.
327
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:45,656
OH, THAT'S GREAT!
THAT'S SO GREAT.
328
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,832
ALL RIGHT. I-- OKAY.
329
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:52,402
I'LL JUST, UM, GO.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
330
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,143
BYE.BYE.
331
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,884
BYE.
332
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,460
WHEW!
333
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,331
HI, MOMMY!
334
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,854
HI. HOW ABOUT
SOME ICE CREAM?
335
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,552
YAY!
336
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,076
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
337
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,949
OH, YOU'RE NOT FALLING
FOR HUMBUG MOMMY, ARE YOU?
338
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,605
AW, NO NO NO NO NO.
I HEARD WHAT SHE WAS
SAYING TO YOU.
339
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,129
NO NO NO. SHE'S HOPELESS.
340
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,044
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
341
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,697
THE STRANGEST THING.
342
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,612
I WALKED OVER THERE WANTING
TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND,
343
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,658
AND I LEFT KIND OF LIKING HIM.
344
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,748
YOU COULD DO WORSE THAN SANTA!
345
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,533
AND FROM WHERE I'M STANDING,
HE LOOK KIND OF FINE.
346
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,231
OH, PLEASE STOP.
347
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,885
YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING
FOR SERIOUS CANDIDATES.
348
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,149
CANDIDATES?POSSIBILITIES.
349
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:47,631
YOU ONLY HAVE UNTIL
MIDNIGHT CHRISTMAS EVE.
350
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,111
TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
351
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,678
YEAH, I KNOW.
352
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:54,116
THEN YOU NEED TO
START ACTING LIKE IT.
353
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,251
CHRIS, YOU ARE THE HEIR
TO THE LEGACY.
354
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:03,082
YOU'RE THE SON OF SANTA CLAUS.
355
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:10,176
OH, BY THE WAY, YOUR SON
SAW SANTA WITHOUT HIS BEARD.
356
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,742
OH NO!RELAX.
357
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:15,920
SUPERHEROES HAVE ALTER EGOS
AND SO DOES SANTA. END OF STORY.
358
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,183
GOOD THINKING!
359
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,141
I'M NOT AS DUMB AS I LOOK.
360
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,625
LET'S SEE. YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER,
HE CAN'T DSO THIS FOREVER,
CHRIS.
361
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,497
HE IS COUNTING ON YOU.YEAH.
362
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,283
YOU DON'T WANT TO LET
HIM DOWN AGAIN, DO YOU?
363
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,588
YEAH-- NO. NO.
364
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,416
THEN IT'S TIME TO
STEP UP TO THE PLATE.
365
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:37,986
IF YOU DON'T QUALIFY
FOR THE JOB TO BE SANTA
THE NEXT GENERATION,
366
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,380
SOMEBODY ELSE WILL
HAVE TO TAKE OVER.
367
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,643
YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
368
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,949
OF COURSE NOT.
369
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,865
SO IT'S JUST TIME TO
PUT YOUR GAME FACE ON.
370
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,519
IT'S NOT AS EASY
AS YOU THINK.
371
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,130
COME ON, CHRIS.
372
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,915
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO MAKE
THIS ONE SIMPLE CONNECTION
373
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:57,701
TO GET THAT EXTRA POWER,
OR, YOU KNOW, CONFIDENCE,
374
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,226
CHUTZPAH--
WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.
375
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,794
DON'T WORRY, JACK. THIS YEAR
IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
376
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,884
NO, IT REALLY IS.
I KNOW IT.
377
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,059
OKAY.
378
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:22,204
36 ACTIVE LISTINGS.
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
379
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:30,865
$400? WHO WOULD BE STUPID
ENOUGH TO PAY THESE INFLATED
PRICES?
380
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,918
GOT PLANS TONIGHT?
381
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:44,835
OH, JUST A COZY EVENING
WITH ERIC.
382
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,796
ERIC, HUH?
383
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,189
I WAS GONNA ASK
YOU OUT TO DINNER
384
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,929
BUT I GUESS
I SHOULD BACK OFF.
385
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:56,630
OH, ERIC IS MY
SEVEN YEAR OLD SON.
386
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,808
SEVEN. WOW.
387
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:04,507
WELL, WHO'S LOOKING AFTER
ERIC UNTIL YOU GET HOME?
388
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,858
UM, MY NEIGHBOR SUZIE.
389
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,687
WELL, IT'S HAPPY HOUR.
390
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,777
WHY DON'T YOU CALL SUZIE
AND CHARM HER INTO STAYING
A LITTLE LATER,
391
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,126
AND JOIN ME FOR A DRINK?
392
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,303
OKAY. BUT NOT TOO LONG.
393
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,827
SURE.
394
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,220
OKAY.
395
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:29,358
AND ONCE I TRACED THE PAYMENTS
TO THE SENATOR'S ACCOUNT,
I KNEW WE HAD HIM.
396
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:34,233
WE PUBLISHED AND HE'S SERVING
THREE TO FIVE FOR TAX EVASION.
397
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:38,062
WOW. YOU MUST HAVE
BEEN VERY PROUD.
398
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:41,196
YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY
THE PAPER FOLDED.
399
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,244
OH. WELL, THAT'S
HOW YOU GOT HERE?
400
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:49,465
MORE OR LESS.
401
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:53,339
WHAT ABOUT YOU.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
402
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:56,255
OH. WELL, I MEAN OF COURSE
403
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,170
I'D LOVE TO BREAK A BIG STORY
LIKE THAT ONE DAY,
404
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,260
BUT FOR NOW I FEEL
LIKE I'VE GOT MORE
THAN I CAN HANDLE
405
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,611
WITH THIS CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT ASSIGNMENT.
406
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,657
YEAH, YEAH.
407
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,486
YOU KNOW YOU DO HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
408
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:15,752
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
ME AT AGES 12 TO 13 WITH
THE BRACES.
409
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:19,060
IT WAS JUST, UH--
SORRY.
410
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:22,193
I GUESS I SHOULD
JUST SAY THANK YOU, HUH?
411
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:25,284
YOU'RE WELCOME.
412
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:30,114
YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO FIND
SOMEBODY I CAN CONNECT WITH.
413
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:32,465
YEAH.
414
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:36,860
YEAH, IT'S UM, NICE.
415
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:41,343
BUT, UM, I REALLY GOTTA
GET HOME NOW.
416
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:45,129
I UNDERSTAND.
THAT WAS OUR PLAN.
417
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,870
OKAY.
418
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:48,872
HOW ABOUT WE GET LUNCH
ON SATURDAY,
419
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:51,484
WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN SUCH
A RUSH TO LEAVE?
420
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:54,356
OKAY, YEAH.
421
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,010
SURE, THAT SOUNDS NICE.
422
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:59,492
AND IN THE MEANTIME I'LL
SEE YOU AT WORK TOMORROW.
423
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:03,060
COOL. YOU RUN.
I'LL PAY UP HERE.
424
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,280
OKAY. THANK YOU.
425
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:10,024
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.YOU TOO.
426
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,423
♪ JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS ♪
427
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,512
♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY
428
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,383
♪ OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
429
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,385
♪ ON A ONE HORSE OPEN--
430
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,386
BULLFROG!
431
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:27,171
♪ SLEIGH
432
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:30,305
RIBBIT! THAT WAS GREAT!
433
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,960
WHY DOESN'T MOMMY
LIKE CHRISTMAS LIKE US?
434
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,614
OH, HONEY, MOMMY'S JUST BUSY.
435
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:35,919
OKAY, LET'S DO ONE MORE SONG.
436
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:38,661
THIS TIME LET'S BE DUCKS.
437
00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:41,969
OKAY. QUACK QUACK!
438
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,579
OH, HI!MOMMY!
439
00:22:43,623 --> 00:22:45,364
HELLO! OH MY GOSH!
440
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:49,106
I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE JUST
A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING TO DO.
441
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,718
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR STAYING LATER,
442
00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:54,416
AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE
WITH ALL THE CROWDS.
443
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,375
OH, I DON'T MIND IT AT ALL.
444
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,333
IT'S SO FESTIVE!
445
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,424
HI, BUD!
446
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,425
HI.
447
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:06,602
SO I WAS THINKING--
448
00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:07,864
YOU WERE THINKING, HUH?
449
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,953
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
ABOUT, YOUNG MAN?
450
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,434
YOU KNOW HOW WE HAVE
THAT FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE?
451
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,305
YES.
452
00:23:14,349 --> 00:23:16,177
IT DOESN'T SMELL.
453
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,571
YOU WANT A SMELLY
CHRISTMAS TREE?
454
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:21,835
YES! ONE THAT SMELLS
LIKE CHRISTMAS!
455
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:25,447
OH, BUT HONEY, WE'D
HAVE TO BRING IT HOME
ON THE ROOF OF A CAR.
456
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:27,014
YEAH!
457
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:30,931
A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE IS MESSY.
IT GETS NEEDLES EVERYWHERE.
458
00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:34,674
BUT THE NEEDLES ON OUR FAKE
TREE ARE FALLING OFF TOO.
459
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,458
PLEASE?
460
00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,460
WE'LL SEE.
461
00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,462
YES!
462
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:41,942
I SAID WE'LL SEE.
463
00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:46,250
[GERTRUDE] I REALLY THINK WE
NEED TO UPDATE THE LAYOUT
464
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:49,079
ON THE SOCIAL SECTION.
WHY NOT DISTRIBUTE
465
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:51,865
THE ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCEMENTS
ON DIFFERENT PAGES?
466
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:54,258
THAT WILL PULL THE READERS
THROUGH THE WHOLE SECTION.
467
00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:58,654
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE A VERY CLEVER
WOMAN, GERTRUDE.
468
00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,961
THE ADVERTISERS
WOULD LOVE THAT.
469
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,484
I SAY LET'S DO IT.
470
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:06,270
YOU'RE VERY SWEET TO
TAKE MY SUGGESTIONS, MARTIN.
471
00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:10,710
AND IF IT'S SUCCESSFUL,
I'LL TAKE FULL CREDIT.
472
00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:16,716
FRANKLIN.
473
00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,195
YES, SIR?
474
00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:21,851
THE PICKER CASE,
THE TRAFFIC TICKET SCANDAL,
475
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,766
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?
476
00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,376
OH, YOU WERE SERIOUS.
477
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,377
WHAT?
478
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,772
UM, IT'S SERIOUS.
479
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:31,339
I'M GONNA NEED MORE TIME.
480
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:32,558
TOMORROW.
481
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,168
ROBBINS.
482
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,212
YES, MARTIN?
483
00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:37,476
I GOT A RESOURCE
FOR YOU.
OKAY.
484
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:38,694
THE JOHNSON FAMILY--
485
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,783
FORMER ADVERTISER--
486
00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,524
THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH
SOME TOUGH TIMES
487
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,047
BUT THEY'VE GOT TWO KIDS
488
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:46,441
AND THE WHOLE FAMILY
IS CRAZY ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
489
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,051
YEAH.
490
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,879
YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE HAVING
DINNER WITH THEM TOMORROW NIGHT.
491
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,229
OH.WELL, COME ON,
492
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:54,971
WE NEED THESE FEEL-GOOD
STORIES.
493
00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:58,018
PRINT IS DYING.
SCHMALTZ SELLS PAPERS.
494
00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:00,324
IT'S THOSE KINDS OF STORIES
THAT KEEP US IN OUR JOBS.
495
00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:01,587
I UNDERSTAND.
496
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:04,851
SO GET INTO THE FEEL-GOOD
SPIRIT. YOU DO THAT
497
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,462
AND THE STORY
WILL WRITE ITSELF.
498
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:15,296
[SNIFFS]
499
00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:17,994
PUT IT RIGHT
UNDER THIS ARCH...
500
00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:46,153
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE HERE.
501
00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:48,416
YOU SIT STILL AND
I'LL COME GET YOU.
502
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,423
NO LOOKING.
503
00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,776
OKAY, LEAN FORWARD.
504
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:04,563
TWO STEPS.
505
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,652
CAN I TAKE OFF
MY BLINDFOLD NOW?
506
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:07,870
NOT YET.
507
00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:10,525
COME ON, MOM,
WHAT'S THE SURPRISE?
508
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,571
YOU'LL SEE.
509
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:15,617
ALL RIGHT. NO PEEKING.
510
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:20,796
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
IF YOU SMELL ANYTHING
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
511
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,147
REAL CHRISTMAS TREES!YEAH!
512
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:31,111
AWESOME! YOU'RE
THE BEST MOM EVER!
513
00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:39,859
I'VE NEVER SEEN
SO MANY CHRISTMAS TREES!
514
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,387
JEN!OH!
515
00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:49,433
OH, YOU'RE SO--
516
00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:51,958
SO--?EVERYWHERE.
517
00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:55,048
OH, YEAH. SANTA CLAUS
BY DAY,
518
00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:56,440
CHRISTMAS TREE SALESMAN
BY NIGHT.
519
00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:57,703
OH.
520
00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:58,878
I TRY TO PICK UP
AS MUCH WORK
521
00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:00,140
AS I CAN AROUND
THE HOLIDAYS.
522
00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:01,141
RIGHT.
523
00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:04,448
SANTA?
524
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:08,235
UH, NO. NO. HEY, BUDDY.
MY NAME'S CHRIS.
525
00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:09,540
NICE TO MEET YOU.
526
00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:11,194
AS IN KRIS KRINGLE, RIGHT?
527
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:15,416
CAN'T FOOL ME.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
528
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:20,813
SORRY. HE SAW US
TALKING YESTERDAY
WITH YOUR BEARD DOWN.
529
00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:23,467
OH. NO, I'M SORRY.
530
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:26,079
IT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY.
YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME.
531
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:28,864
WELL, THE SECRET'S OUT,
SO MUM'S THE WORD.
532
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,825
THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO.
533
00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:34,783
OH. AYE AYE, MR. C.
534
00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:38,657
SO, ERIC, I WAS WAITING
FOR YOU TO COME.
535
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,789
AND I PICKED OUT THE PERFECT
TREE FOR YOU AND YOUR MOM.
536
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:43,183
YOU DID?YEAH.
537
00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:44,750
IT'S ACTUALLY RIGHT HERE.
538
00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:46,186
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
539
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:47,753
WHOA.
540
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:49,450
HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN
THAT WE WERE COMING?
541
00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:51,757
I ONLY JUST DECIDED
LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO.
542
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:56,152
OH, IT WAS ON HIS WISH LIST,
AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT HIM,
543
00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,719
SO I THOUGHT
I BETTER BE PREPARED.
OH.
544
00:27:57,763 --> 00:28:01,636
WOW. IT'S PERFECT!
545
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,116
YEAH? YOU LIKE IT?
546
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:04,683
AND LOOK WHAT
IT SAYS RIGHT THERE.
547
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,293
I PUT YOUR NAME ON IT.
548
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:08,730
IT SAYS MY NAME!YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
549
00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,732
OH!
550
00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,081
I CAN DELIVER IT FOR YOU TOO.
551
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,954
OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY. WE'LL--
552
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:21,612
OKAY. YEAH.
553
00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:22,701
OKAY.
554
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:23,832
ON ONE CONDITION.
555
00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:25,573
OH, WHAT'S THAT?
556
00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:29,620
THAT YOU'LL STAY AND HAVE
SOME CHRISTMAS COOKIES WITH US.
557
00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:30,883
I'M BAKING.
558
00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:32,145
AW.
559
00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:35,496
SANTA'S COMING
FOR COOKIES AND MILK
560
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:36,758
AT OUR HOUSE?
561
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:40,153
WELL?I WOULD BE DELIGHTED.
562
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,676
THANK YOU FOR THE INVITE.
563
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,724
GREAT. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO WRITE OUR ADDRESS DOWN?
564
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,073
THERE'S NO NEED.
565
00:28:47,116 --> 00:28:48,814
YOU KNOW WHERE WE LIVE?
566
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:52,165
NO! NO, THAT
WOULD BE CREEPY.
567
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,819
YEAH!
568
00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:55,821
UH, NO, THERE'S NO NEED
TO WRITE IT DOWN.
569
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:57,039
I'LL JUST REMEMBER IT.
570
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,302
OH. OKAY!
PHEW!
571
00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:01,652
IT'S 135 FILLMORE STREET.
572
00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,698
135 FILLMORE STREET. GOT IT.
573
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:04,743
OKAY.ALL RIGHT.
574
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:05,918
GOOD.
575
00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:12,576
READY? HERE WE GO.
576
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:22,586
THIS IS GOOD, JACK.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
577
00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,327
SO WHY IS THIS GOOD?
578
00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:26,286
DON'T YOU SEE? I KNEW
SHE WAS GONNA BE HERE TONIGHT.
579
00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:27,940
THAT COULD HAVE
BEEN A HUNCH.
580
00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:30,159
NO, IT WASN'T A HUNCH.
I KNEW IT.
581
00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:31,944
THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN COACHING ME FOR--
582
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:34,816
A CONNECTION, RIGHT?
A REAL CONNECTION.
583
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:38,472
WHEN WE LOOKED INTO
EACH OTHER'S EYES,
I FELT IT.
584
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:41,997
WELL, I THINK YOU'RE WASTING
YOUR TIME WITH THIS ONE.
585
00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:43,869
I REALLY DO.
586
00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:45,348
I HOPE YOU'RE WRONG, JACK.
587
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:47,742
FOR THE SAKE OF CHRISTMAS,
I HOPE YOU'RE WRONG.
588
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,961
ME TOO.
589
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,009
SANTA!
590
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:55,663
ERIC, MY MAN!
591
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:57,360
YOU READY TO PUT
THIS BEAUTY UP?
592
00:29:57,404 --> 00:29:58,579
YAY!
593
00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:00,059
OH, HEY.HI.
594
00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,800
I CAN SEE YOU'RE UP
TO YOUR ELBOWS IN COOKIE DOUGH.
595
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,976
I'LL GO WASH MY HANDS
AND I'LL COME BACK AND HELP.
596
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:06,065
OH, NO, I WOULDN'T
HEAR OF IT.
597
00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:07,718
WE CAN HANDLE IT,
RIGHT?
RIGHT!
598
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:08,894
YEAH, IT'LL BE UP IN A SNAP.
599
00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,678
OKAY.OKAY.
600
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:11,897
SO WHERE
SHOULD WE PUT IT?
601
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,594
RIGHT HERE.
602
00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:14,856
THAT'S A PERFECT CORNER.
603
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,684
OH. OH, THANKS, BUDDY.
604
00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:17,685
YOU'RE WELCOME.
605
00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:19,774
LET'S GET IT IN THERE.
606
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,036
WATCH THE TOP.
607
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,865
A LITTLE MORE RIGHT.
608
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:27,129
OKAY, I THINK THAT'S IT.
609
00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:29,871
WHAT DO YOU THINK?PERFECT!
610
00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:32,178
IT'S PERFECT. I AGREE.
611
00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,228
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING
IN HERE?
612
00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:41,317
OH, VERY GOOD. ALMOST DONE.
HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE?
613
00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,753
REALLY GOOD. I WANT YOU
TO COME AND SEE IT.
614
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,451
OKAY.OKAY, COME ON.
615
00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:47,454
READY?
616
00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:48,455
READY.
617
00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,372
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
618
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,156
ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
READY?
619
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,420
ONE, TWO, THREE!
620
00:30:57,464 --> 00:31:00,423
OH! MERRY CHRISTMAS!WOW!
621
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:04,079
THIS IS WONDERFUL,
BUDDY!
622
00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:06,125
DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?
623
00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,955
THE COOKIES!
624
00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:11,565
OH MY GOODNESS!
I'LL GET 'EM. YOU STAY HERE
WITH ERIC, ENJOY THE LIGHTS.
625
00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:14,524
NO, WAIT--RELAX. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
626
00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:17,832
WOW.
627
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,531
IT REALLY LOOKS
LIKE CHRISTMAS NOW.
628
00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:24,404
YEAH. SURE DOES.
629
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:38,157
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
630
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,768
BOY, CHRIS.
631
00:31:40,811 --> 00:31:42,988
MMM, COOKIES.
632
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,816
OH, CHRIS,
633
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,035
THIS IS SO LOVELY.
634
00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:49,037
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST DID THIS.
635
00:31:49,081 --> 00:31:52,084
DID YOU REALLY JUST
MAKE THESE COOKIES?
636
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:53,476
YEAH, IT'S NOTHING,
NOTHING AT ALL.
637
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,220
AND WE GOT HOT CHOCOLATE
WITH MARSHMALLOWS.
638
00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,656
I LOVE MARSHMALLOWS!
639
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,571
WELL, THEN WE'LL GIVE
YOU EXTRA MARSHMALLOWS.
640
00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:05,271
I LIKE A LOT OF MARSHMALLOWS
TOO. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
GUYS.
641
00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:06,620
I LOVE A LOT OF
MARSHMALLOWS.
642
00:32:06,663 --> 00:32:07,969
THEN YOU'RE GONNA GET
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
643
00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:08,970
THAT ONE IS FOR YOU, BUDDY.
644
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,276
THANK YOU.
645
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:11,538
AND THERE YOU GO.THANK YOU.
646
00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:13,366
THIS ONE'S MINE.
647
00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:21,548
UH-- WE ALMOST FORGOT THE STAR
FOR THE TOP OF THE TREE, GUYS!
648
00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:24,159
OH.OH, I KNOW WHERE IT IS.
649
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,990
UH, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR JUST ONE MINUTE?
650
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:30,035
MM-HMM.
651
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:31,732
OKAY. JUST ONE MINUTE.
652
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:35,866
SO ARE YOU
WRAPPING THINGS UP?
653
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:39,174
HAVE YOU MADE A CHRISTMAS
CONVERT OUT OF HUMBUG MOMMY?
654
00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:40,697
NO, NOT YET, BUT--
655
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,265
SEE? THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
656
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:45,485
NO NO, IT IS TIME
TO MOVE ON, CHRIS.
657
00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,499
YOU DON'T COOK.
658
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:07,202
I HOPE THIS ISN'T JUST YOU
MOONING OVER A PRETTY FACE.
659
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,466
YEAH.
660
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:23,175
HE IS SOUND ASLEEP.
661
00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:24,872
OH, GOOD.
662
00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:27,701
I BET HE HAS VISIONS OF
SUGARPLUMS DANCING IN HIS HEAD.
663
00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:30,356
YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE,
ARE YOU?
664
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,184
NO.
665
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:36,101
SO, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
666
00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:41,236
UH, I'M FROM THE NORTH--
CANADA.
667
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,847
THE NORTH CANADA.
668
00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:45,936
UM, NORTHERN CANADA.
AND YOU?
669
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:48,504
I'M FROM HERE.
BORN AND RAISED.
670
00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,550
HEY, IT'S A GREAT TOWN.
671
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:51,725
[SNICKERS]
672
00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:55,772
SO, YOU GOT MARRIED
EIGHT YEARS AGO?
673
00:33:55,816 --> 00:33:57,687
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
674
00:33:57,731 --> 00:34:01,691
OH, I JUST FIGURED.
ERIC IS SEVEN, AND
I DID THE MATH.
675
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:04,564
OH. YES, I WAS MARRIED,
676
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:08,133
AND VERY UNCEREMONIOUSLY
DUMPED WHEN ERIC WAS ONE.
677
00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:09,917
YEAH.
678
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,660
WELL, YOU KNOW,
679
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:16,445
SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN'T
RISE TO THE OCCASION.
680
00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:22,451
WHEN PEOPLE REALLY WANT
TO LEAVE, IT'S USUALLY
BETTER THAT YOU LET THEM GO.
681
00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:29,632
HEY, WHY DON'T I
COME BY TOMORROW NIGHT
682
00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:31,939
AND HELP PUT UP SOME
MORE OUTDOOR LIGHTS?
683
00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:36,465
OH-- OH, I CAN'T.
684
00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:39,903
I HAVE THIS DINNER WITH
A LOCAL FAMILY TOMORROW NIGHT.
685
00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:41,253
OH, OKAY.
686
00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:43,516
NO, ITS RESEARCH
THAT I'M DOING
687
00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:46,432
ON AN ARTICLE
ON CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
688
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:48,086
YOU ARE?
689
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,130
YEAH.
690
00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:51,437
REALLY? THAT'S GREAT!
691
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,699
OH.
692
00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:54,918
YEAH. HEY, MAYBE
I COULD HELP YOU.
693
00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:59,401
I COULD COME WITH YOU.
AS SANTA, OF COURSE.
694
00:34:59,445 --> 00:35:01,447
HELP SPREAD A LITTLE
CHRISTMAS CHEER.
695
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:03,449
YOU DEFINITELY COULD DO THAT,
JUDGING ON TONIGHT,
696
00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:06,452
YES, I WOULD SAY YOU COULD.
697
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:08,845
WHAT ABOUT YOUR
CHRISTMAS TREE LOT?
698
00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:10,630
OH, JACK CAN HANDLE IT.
699
00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:13,981
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
YEAH.
700
00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:16,157
BESIDES, I, UM--
701
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:19,595
I REALLY LIKE YOUR COMPANY.
702
00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:22,729
IT'S NOT A DATE.
703
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:23,599
NO!
704
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,384
BECAUSE IT'S MY JOB.
705
00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:27,299
NO, OF COURSE NOT. I KNOW.
706
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:28,822
AND I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
707
00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,040
THAT'S RIGHT.
708
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,826
SO IT WOULD BE TWO
PROFESSIONALS WORKING.
709
00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:34,175
YES. CORRECT.
710
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,177
OKAY.
711
00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:40,486
OKAY.OKAY.
712
00:35:40,529 --> 00:35:42,314
I SHOULD GO.OKAY.
713
00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:44,272
YEAH.ALL RIGHT.
714
00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:46,796
OKAY.
715
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,016
SO, UM, TOMORROW NIGHT.TOMORROW NIGHT.
716
00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:50,235
OKAY.OH, OH--
717
00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:51,497
WHAT TIME?
718
00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,020
MEET ME HERE AT 5:30.
719
00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,239
OKAY.
5:30.
720
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:55,718
5:30.BE HERE.
721
00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,329
OKAY.
722
00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:05,598
OKAY, THE BIDDING ON THIS
MIKE MAXIM IS ONLY $140
723
00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:07,513
WITH 60 SECONDS LEFT TO GO.
724
00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:10,342
I'M GONNA PUT A BID IN AT $150
725
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,780
WHEN THERE'S ONLY 10 SECONDS
LEFT SO NOBODY CAN OUTBID ME.
YES!
726
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:17,349
FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S THE SAME
STRATEGY EVERYONE ELSE USES
727
00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:19,699
AND SECOND, ARE YOU INSANE?
728
00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:22,615
$150 FOR A $20 ACTION FIGURE?
729
00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:25,357
OKAY, SUZIE, I KNOW
IT SOUNDS INSANE,
YES!
730
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,141
BUT I AM EXHAUSTED
LOOKING FOR THIS THING.
731
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:31,276
I JUST WANT TO GET IT DONE
AND PAY THROUGH THE NOSE
IF I HAVE TO.
732
00:36:33,582 --> 00:36:35,410
CROSS YOUR FINGERS.
733
00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:38,979
OH NO!
734
00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:41,373
"SORRY, YOU HAVE BEEN OUTBID!"
735
00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:44,637
OH!WINNING BID IS $475!
736
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,160
SEE? THIS IS WHAT
I TOLD YOU!
737
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,119
I AM SO SICK OF
THIS TIME OF YEAR!
738
00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:50,643
I'VE HAD IT!
739
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,688
JEN, YOU'RE JUST PUTTING TOO
MUCH PRESSURE ON YOURSELF
740
00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,299
TRYING TO MAKE
EVERYONE ELSE HAPPY.
741
00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:57,606
YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE'S
ALL HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
742
00:36:57,650 --> 00:37:02,437
AND I'M-- I DON'T KNOW.
I'M LONELY.
743
00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:05,397
HEY, HELLO?
WHAT ABOUT ME?
744
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,746
WHAT AM I,
CHOPPED LIVER SNAPS?
745
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:09,139
NOT THAT KIND OF LONELY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
746
00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:11,794
OH. OH.
747
00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:15,407
YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST HAD IT
WITH THESE DREAMER FLAKY GUYS
748
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:17,887
WHO WON'T GROW UP.
I'M DONE WITH BONEHEADS.
749
00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:22,718
I WANT A NICE GUY WHO WILL
REALLY KNOW HOW TO TREAT
A LADY RIGHT.
750
00:37:22,762 --> 00:37:25,025
AMEN.I THINK I DESERVE THAT.
751
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:28,115
WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO.
AND WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
752
00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,770
WAIT. YOU GO ON DATES
AL THE TIME.
753
00:37:30,813 --> 00:37:33,990
DATES, YES.
MATES, NO.
754
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,862
AT LEAST NOT THIS WEEK.
755
00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:37,385
AND WHAT ARE YOU
COMPLAINING ABOUT?
756
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:39,605
YOU HAVE TWO GUYS
FIGHTING OVER YOU.
757
00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:42,303
THAT ONE GUY AT WORK
TOOK YOU OUT THIS WEEK.
758
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:45,654
SAM? OH, HE IS HANDSOME.
759
00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:48,527
I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST
NOT REALLY FEELING IT.
760
00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:50,790
WELL, THAT CHRIS SEEMS NICE.
761
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:54,272
AND HE MAKES A MEAN
CHRISTMAS COOKIE.
762
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:56,274
WAIT. NO MORE. THAT'S IT.
763
00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:57,449
NO MORE. GET 'EM AWAY.
764
00:37:57,492 --> 00:38:01,322
YEAH, BUT MY KID THINKS
HE'S SANTA.
765
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:04,760
YOU COULD DO WORSE THAN
A GUY WHO WANTS TO SPREAD
JOY TO THE WORLD.
766
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:07,894
WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
WHAT IF IT GOES REALLY GREAT
767
00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:09,112
AND THEN REALLY BAD
768
00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:11,289
AND THEN ERIC ENDS UP
GETTING TERRIBLY HURT.
769
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,856
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KNOW
IF YOU DON'T TAKE A CHANCE.
770
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,815
IT'S LIKE WINNING
THE LOTTERY.
771
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,773
YOU GOTTA BE IN IT
TO WIN IT.
772
00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:21,299
THAT IS DO WEIRD. GERTRUDE
FROM MY WORK SAID THE SAME
EXACT THING.
773
00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:23,866
SO HOW MANY TIMES
TO YOU HAVE TO HEAR
THE SAME THING?
774
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:27,740
OH! OKAY OKAY,
I'VE GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT.
775
00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:30,133
THAT'LL BE MY NEW MOTTO.
776
00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:34,964
OH NO! SAM IS HERE!
I FORGOT THAT I PROMISED
LUNCH WITH HIM!
777
00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:38,054
NEW GUY FROM WORK?
YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T
INTERESTED IN HIM!
778
00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:39,839
YEAH, BUT YOU SAID
I GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT!
779
00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:42,929
WELL, YEAH, BUT
NOT TWO AT ONCE!
780
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:47,107
SHARE THE WEALTH! GOSH!
781
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,022
[GASPS]
HOLY MOLY!
782
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:50,589
HE'S GORGEOUS!
783
00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:53,374
OH, IF YOU AREN'T FEELING IT,
LET ME KNOW!
784
00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:56,246
BECAUSE I AM FEELING IT
RIGHT NOW!
785
00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,031
SHHHH!
786
00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:04,994
HI.
787
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:06,953
HEY. I WAS THINKING
MAYBE YOU WEREN'T HOME.
788
00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:09,129
OH, SORRY.
789
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,565
AREN'T YOU GONNA
INTRODUCE ME?
790
00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:13,873
OH, YES. THIS IS SUZIE,
MY NEIGHBOR.
791
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,788
HI, SUZIE, I'M SAM.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
792
00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:19,052
HI. I'VE HEARD
ALL ABOUT YOU.
THE NEW GUY.
793
00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:21,315
WELCOME.THANK YOU.
794
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,925
SUZIE'S MY OLDEST FRIEND.
795
00:39:22,969 --> 00:39:24,753
OW!
796
00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,886
MY BESTEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD.
797
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:29,367
AND MY SON'S FAVORITE
BABYSITTER.
798
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,890
NICE.
799
00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:34,023
I ROCK. IF YOU EVER NEED
A FRIEND OR A BABYSITTER,
800
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,590
YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL.
801
00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:38,288
HEY LOOK, IT ACTUALLY SAYS
"FRIEND AND BABYSITTER" ON HERE.
802
00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:40,900
IT DOES?NO. JUST KIDDING.
803
00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:42,858
OH. HAH!
804
00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:46,471
HUH.
805
00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:48,255
WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.
806
00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,475
MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD SKEDADDLE.YEAH YEAH YEAH.
807
00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,694
ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE
I WOULD USE THAT WORD.
808
00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:57,177
OKAY.
809
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,658
OKAY, HAVE A LOVELY TIME.
810
00:39:59,701 --> 00:40:01,094
NOT!
811
00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:06,447
NO MURDERS, NO ROBBERY,
NO ARSON.
812
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:09,537
WHAT'S A CRIME REPORTER
SUPPOSED TO DO ALL DAY
IN THIS SLEEPY TOWN?
813
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,761
SO WHAT ABOUT YOU?
814
00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:18,416
HOW'S THE CHRISTMAS
JUJU STORY COMING ALONG?
815
00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:20,113
YOU GETTING ANYWHERE?
816
00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:23,029
MMM. ACTUALLY I AM.
817
00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:24,422
REALLY?MM-HMM.
818
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:27,337
YEAH. I REALLY WASN'T
INTO THE STORY INITIALLY,
819
00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:31,559
BUT WHEN I GOT
INTO IT, I DON'T KNOW,
SOMETHING HAPPENED.
820
00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:33,474
JUST, SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT.
821
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:35,389
NO REALLY, I MEAN IT.
822
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,566
LIFE THIS WEEK, IT JUST
SEEMS A LITTLE LESS GRIM.
823
00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:43,397
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?
824
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,443
A LITTLE BIT.
825
00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,637
WELL, THAT WAS FUN, YOU KNOW?MM-HMM.
826
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,204
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
827
00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:10,772
SURE.
828
00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:17,039
MMM.
829
00:41:20,913 --> 00:41:22,001
OH. UH...
830
00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:23,481
I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND THE OFFICE.
831
00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:24,917
YEAH.
832
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,049
OKAY.OKAY.
833
00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:37,973
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING
TO ME, JACK.
834
00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:40,628
SOMETHING NEW.
835
00:41:40,672 --> 00:41:42,587
SOMETHING WONDERFUL.
836
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,110
OKAY, YOU READ MY LIPS.
837
00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:48,027
YOU HAVE GOT TO FIND A WOMAN
WHO IS 100% INTO CHRISTMAS.
838
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:53,772
THE NORTH POLE. ELVES.
REINDEER. THE COLOR RED.
839
00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:56,731
I KNOW, BUT I GET THIS FEELING
840
00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,994
THAT THE CLOSER I GET JEN
TO BELIEVING IN CHRISTMAS,
841
00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:00,953
THE MORE POWER I HAVE TO BRING
CHRISTMAS TO EVERYBODY.
842
00:42:00,996 --> 00:42:04,609
LISTEN, IF YOUR POWERS ARE
REVVING UP, THAT'S GREAT.
843
00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:06,567
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE
SHE IS THE ONE.
844
00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:09,439
BUT ACTIONS SPEAK
LOUDER THAN WORDS.
845
00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:11,703
YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT MY
POWER'S GETTING STRONGER?
846
00:42:11,746 --> 00:42:14,053
NO. NOT REALLY.OKAY.
847
00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:16,446
COME ON. I WANT TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
848
00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:18,971
COME HERE.
849
00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:21,277
I WANT TO SHOW
YOU SOMETHING.
YEAH YEAH YEAH.
850
00:42:21,321 --> 00:42:23,584
LOOK. ALL RIGHT, YOU SEE
THAT GROUP OF KIDS OVER THERE?
851
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:25,064
YEAH. WHAT ABOUT 'EM?
852
00:42:25,107 --> 00:42:26,631
I CAN TELL YOU
WHICH ONES ARE NAUGHTY
853
00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:27,893
AND WHICH ONES ARE NICE.
854
00:42:27,936 --> 00:42:29,590
GIVE ME A BREAK.THEY'RE ALL NICE.
855
00:42:29,634 --> 00:42:34,247
EXCEPT FOR THE KID
IN THE GREEN T-SHIRT.
856
00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:36,205
JUST WAIT. YOU'LL SEE.
857
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:42,037
HEY, BOBBY!
I'M TELLING MOM!
858
00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:43,430
[CRYING]
859
00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:47,390
OKAY. YEAH. NOW
YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.
860
00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:48,609
WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME.
861
00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:50,916
WHEN DO YOU SEE HER AGAIN?TONIGHT.
862
00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:52,961
HMM.
863
00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:54,963
I AM WARMING UP
TO THIS, CHRIS.
864
00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:57,618
WARMING UP.
865
00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,628
HI! COME ON IN!HO HO HO!
866
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,282
I'M ALMOST READY.OKAY.
867
00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:10,283
YOU LOOK AMAZING!
868
00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:11,589
OH, THANKS.
869
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:12,807
HEY, WHERE'S ERIC?
870
00:43:12,851 --> 00:43:14,679
OH, HE'S AT DINNER
AT A FRIEND'S,
871
00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:16,463
SO HE'LL BE HOME LATER.OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
872
00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:18,465
WELL, HO HO HO!
873
00:43:18,508 --> 00:43:21,424
HI.THIS IS OUR NEIGHBOR SUZIE.
874
00:43:21,468 --> 00:43:22,774
HI, SUZIE.HI.
875
00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:24,950
I'M CHRIS UNDERNEATH
ALL THIS STUFF.
876
00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:26,691
YEAH, I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE.
877
00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:29,128
I WAS WITH JEN AT THE MALL
WHEN SHE BAWLED YOU OUT.
878
00:43:29,171 --> 00:43:33,654
OH. THANKS FOR REMINDING US.YES. I REMEMBER NOW.
879
00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:36,265
AND YOU SURE GAVE THIS HOUSE
A CHRISTMAS MAKEOVER!
880
00:43:36,309 --> 00:43:37,789
OH, THANKS.
881
00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:40,139
AND YOUR COOKIES ARE
A GIRL'S WORST NIGHTMARE.
882
00:43:40,182 --> 00:43:42,489
I MEAN, STAPLE 'EM
TO MY THIGHS!
883
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:44,012
THANK YOU SO MUCH!SORRY ABOUT THAT.
884
00:43:44,056 --> 00:43:46,319
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO GET
MY STUFF. BE RIGHT BACK.
885
00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:47,625
ALL RIGHT.
886
00:43:49,844 --> 00:43:51,629
YOU TREAT HER RIGHT,
YOU HEAR?
887
00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,935
OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
I WILL.
888
00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:56,416
'CAUSE THAT'S MY
CHRISTMAS WISH FOR SANTA.
889
00:43:56,459 --> 00:43:58,026
OKAY.
890
00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:15,696
OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THE JOHNSONS ARE GOING
THROUGH A TOUGH TIME.
891
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,090
YEAH, THE FATHER
LOST HIS JOB--
892
00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:20,353
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
893
00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:23,312
LOGICAL GUESS. THEY'RE--
894
00:44:23,356 --> 00:44:25,010
OH.
895
00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:28,840
WELL, I HARDLY IMAGINE THEY'RE
FULL OF HOLIDAY CHEER
896
00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:31,146
NO MATTER WHAT MY EDITOR SAYS.
897
00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:33,366
[DOORBELL RINGS]
898
00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,629
OH, HERE WE GO.
899
00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:37,762
HI.
900
00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:38,806
MISS ROBBINS, RIGHT?
901
00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:40,939
OH, PLEASE CALL ME JEN.
902
00:44:40,982 --> 00:44:42,375
AND SANTA?
903
00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:44,856
HO HO HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
904
00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:47,685
THIS IS MY FRIEND CHRIS.
905
00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:50,731
HE IS A PROFESSIONAL SANTA AT
THE MALL.
906
00:44:50,775 --> 00:44:52,559
COME ON IN!
WELCOME! WELCOME!
907
00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:54,126
GREAT! HERE, LET ME
TAKE YOUR COAT.
908
00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:55,823
OKAY.
909
00:45:04,266 --> 00:45:05,615
OH!
910
00:45:07,095 --> 00:45:09,794
SANTA! SANTA!
HE'S HERE!
911
00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:13,449
OH, HO HO HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
STELLA, RIGHT?
912
00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:15,016
HOW DID YOU
KNOW MY NAME?
913
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:17,976
'CAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS.
I KNOW EVERYBODY'S NAME.
914
00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:22,894
HELLO! SANTA, WELCOME!
915
00:45:22,937 --> 00:45:24,460
HI!
916
00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:26,158
I'M JUST FINISHING UP
A FEW THINGS IN THE KITCHEN,
917
00:45:26,201 --> 00:45:28,377
SO PLEASE MAKE
YOURSELVES AT HOME.
918
00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:29,814
THANK YOU.OKAY.
919
00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:32,294
MOMMY MOMMY,
SANTA KNEW MY NAME!
920
00:45:32,338 --> 00:45:34,122
THAT'S AMAZING!
921
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:36,037
YOU WANT TO COME HELP ME
IN THE KITCHEN?
922
00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,299
OKAY.
923
00:45:37,343 --> 00:45:38,300
DEXTER.
924
00:45:38,344 --> 00:45:39,388
YES.
925
00:45:39,432 --> 00:45:41,129
MY, YOU'RE GROWING UP
SO FAST.
926
00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:42,740
BET YOU'RE EXCITED
FOR CHRISTMAS, HUH?
927
00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:45,394
YES, SIR--
I MEAN, YES, SANTA.
928
00:45:45,438 --> 00:45:46,787
OH, GOOD, GOOD!
929
00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:48,920
DEXTER, LET'S GET OUR
GUESTS SOME DRINKS, HUH?
930
00:45:48,963 --> 00:45:50,312
OKAY.
931
00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:55,535
I NEVER TOLD YOU
THEIR NAMES, DID I?
932
00:45:55,578 --> 00:45:57,580
OH, I THINK YOU DID.
933
00:45:57,624 --> 00:45:59,365
HMM?
934
00:46:00,975 --> 00:46:04,283
SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
PART ABOUT CHRISTMAS?
935
00:46:04,326 --> 00:46:05,501
PRESENTS!
936
00:46:05,545 --> 00:46:07,155
PRESENTS!
937
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:08,635
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
938
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:12,073
PRESENTS TOO, BUT I MOSTLY LOVE
THE TREE AND THE LIGHTS.
939
00:46:12,117 --> 00:46:14,380
WE DIDN'T BUY ANY NEW
DECORATIONS THIS YEAR.
940
00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:16,382
WE MADE EVERYTHING OURSELVES.
941
00:46:16,425 --> 00:46:19,602
WELL, THAT'S EVEN BETTER!
942
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:22,257
YES, I HAVEN'T WORKED FOR--
WELL, FOR QUITE A WHILE.
943
00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:24,999
WE DECIDED TO SKIP
PRESENTS THIS YEAR.
944
00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:28,611
[JEN] I'M SO SORRY.
945
00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:33,138
OH NO IT'S OKAY.
WE HAVE PLENTY TO EAT
FROM THE CHURCH FOOD BANK.
946
00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:35,401
THE KIDS DID A GREAT JOB
WITH THE DECORATIONS,
947
00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:39,057
WE HAVE EACH OTHER
AND WE'RE HEALTHY. WHAT
MORE DO WE REALLY NEED?
948
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,320
WELL, YOU CERTAINLY HAVE A
WONDERFUL ATTITUDE ABOUT IT.
949
00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:45,454
LISTEN, NO MATTER WHAT
LIFE THROWS AT YOU,
950
00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:48,022
WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES ALONG,
951
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:52,244
EVERYTHING SEEMS
EXACTLY RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
952
00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:53,811
MM-HMM.
953
00:47:02,428 --> 00:47:03,516
[SNIFFS]
954
00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,865
OH, NO!
955
00:47:06,998 --> 00:47:09,000
OH, NO!
956
00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:12,307
OH!
957
00:47:13,482 --> 00:47:14,701
NO! OH!
958
00:47:14,744 --> 00:47:16,921
EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE?
959
00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:19,445
I FORGOT TO COVER IT!
960
00:47:19,488 --> 00:47:22,927
OOH. UM, I THINK I CAN HELP.
961
00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:26,234
BUT IT'S A CINDER! I--
DINNER IS RUINED!
962
00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:28,628
OH, NO, MRS. JOHNSON.
IT'S NOT RUINED.
963
00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:31,936
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND
HANG WITH THE FAMILY
964
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:34,329
AND LET ME SEE WHAT
I CAN DO IN HERE?
965
00:47:34,373 --> 00:47:37,158
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO.
966
00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:39,508
MAYBE SOME GRAVY.
967
00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:42,729
I'M AFRAID NO GRAVY I KNOW OF
IS GONNA FIX THIS ONE.
968
00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:45,166
WELL LET ME JUST
GIVE IT A SHOT.
969
00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:48,822
COME ON.
970
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:51,999
WELL, SANTA KNOWS BEST.
971
00:47:52,043 --> 00:47:54,219
THERE YOU GO!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
972
00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:55,220
GO AHEAD, RELAX.
973
00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,267
OH, BOY.
974
00:48:03,663 --> 00:48:05,839
HOW'S DINNER COMING ALONG?
975
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:09,712
OH, SANTA INSISTED
ON MAKING SOME GRAVY.
976
00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:13,020
THAT'S GREAT. NOW YOU CAN
JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.
977
00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:15,980
YEAH.
978
00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:24,597
[CLEARS THROAT]
979
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,034
MRS. JOHNSON, COULD YOU
GIVE ME A HAND IN THE KITCHEN?
980
00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:33,867
[GASPS]
981
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,477
BUT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
982
00:48:35,521 --> 00:48:37,349
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
983
00:48:37,392 --> 00:48:39,829
OH, IT'S VERY POSSIBLE
BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH
A GOOD COOK.
984
00:48:39,873 --> 00:48:42,267
IT'S-- IT'S PERFECT.
985
00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:46,053
YEAH. DINNER TIME.
LET'S EAT!
986
00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:47,925
OKAY!
987
00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:53,539
[ALL] OOH! AHH!
988
00:48:53,582 --> 00:48:56,803
[SANTA] THIS LOOKS GOOD!
989
00:48:56,846 --> 00:49:00,720
HONEY, YOU HAVE REALLY
OUTDONE YOURSELF WITH
THIS ONE.
990
00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:02,069
IT WASN'T--
991
00:49:02,113 --> 00:49:05,029
DIDN'T SHE DO A GREAT JOB
ON THAT TURKEY? WOW!
992
00:49:07,074 --> 00:49:08,815
HE JUST DID SOMETHING
AMAZING IN THERE.
993
00:49:08,858 --> 00:49:12,471
OH, BELIEVE ME, CHRIS
IS FULL OF SURPRISES.
994
00:49:12,514 --> 00:49:14,516
OKAY, NOW BEFORE WE START,
995
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:20,479
WHO KNOWS HOW MANY REINDEER IT
TAKES TO PULL SANTA'S SLEIGH?
996
00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:21,784
THAT'S EASY. EIGHT.
997
00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:22,785
CORRECT!
998
00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:25,005
WELL, PLUS RUDOLPH.
999
00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,876
YES, BUT ONLY
IN FOGGY WEATHER.
1000
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,487
[ALL GIGGLE]
1001
00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:30,793
WELL, I'M STARVED.ME TOO.
1002
00:49:30,837 --> 00:49:32,230
LET'S EAT.
1003
00:49:36,799 --> 00:49:38,236
HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE?
1004
00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:39,498
OH, GOOD.
1005
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:40,760
NEED A HAND?
1006
00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:42,805
WHY, SURE. THANKS.
1007
00:49:42,849 --> 00:49:43,893
I CAN DRY.
1008
00:49:43,937 --> 00:49:44,938
EXCELLENT.YEAH.
1009
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:45,939
GIVE ME THAT.
1010
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,114
MY WIFE AND I TAKE TURNS.
1011
00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:48,463
WHEN SHE COOKS, I CLEAN UP,
1012
00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:49,987
AND VICE VERSA.
1013
00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:54,687
HEY, YOU KNOW THE CHRISTMAS TREE
FARM DOWN ON FOREST ROAD?
1014
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,994
YEAH, I KNOW IT.
1015
00:49:57,037 --> 00:49:58,299
SURE GETS BUSY
AROUND THE HOLIDAYS.
1016
00:49:58,343 --> 00:49:59,866
COULD USE AN EXTRA HAND,
REALLY.
1017
00:49:59,909 --> 00:50:02,782
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU HAD THE TIME.
1018
00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:05,045
OF COURSE I GOT THE TIME.
1019
00:50:05,089 --> 00:50:06,916
OH, YEAH? REALLY?
1020
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,309
IT PAYS PRETTY GOOD.
1021
00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:11,312
FULL BENEFITS. IN FACT,
IF YOU LIKE THE PLACE,
1022
00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,793
WE COULD USE SOMEONE
TO MANAGE IT YEAR ROUND.
1023
00:50:13,836 --> 00:50:15,795
WE'RE EXPANDING THE BUSINESS.
1024
00:50:15,838 --> 00:50:18,015
WHEN CAN I START?
1025
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:21,018
HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?
1026
00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:25,848
I DO NOT KNOW HOW
TO PROPERLY THANK YOU.
1027
00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:26,980
NO THANKS NEEDED.
1028
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,373
OH, THE DISHES ARE DONE?
1029
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,114
AND YOUR FRIEND HERE
JUST OFFERED ME A JOB
1030
00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:32,377
AT THE CHRISTMAS TREE FARM.
1031
00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:34,901
PARDON ME, BUT I HAVE TO
TELL MY WIFE THE GOOD NEWS.
1032
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,253
YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.
1033
00:50:39,297 --> 00:50:40,776
NO NO NO.
1034
00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:42,517
ACTUALLY, WE COULD REALLY
USE A GUY LIKE THAT AROUND.
1035
00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:45,564
HMM.
1036
00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:47,479
I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW
1037
00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:49,350
YOU PULLED OFF THAT MAGIC
IN THE KITCHEN.
1038
00:50:49,394 --> 00:50:51,831
WELL, I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN
THE STORY RUNS IN THE PAPER.
1039
00:50:51,874 --> 00:50:53,528
PLEASE DO.
1040
00:50:53,572 --> 00:50:54,660
BYE, SANTA!
1041
00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:56,053
[SANTA] GOODBYE, STELLA.
1042
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,315
[DEXTER] BYE,
NICE TO SEE YOU.
1043
00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:59,317
[SANTA] NICE TO
SEE YOU, DEXTER.
1044
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,102
THERE'S, UH,
THERE'S PRESENTS--
1045
00:51:02,146 --> 00:51:04,931
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.
1046
00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:06,324
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
1047
00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:07,934
BYE!
1048
00:51:07,977 --> 00:51:12,460
SO, YOU HAVE NO EXPLANATION HOW
A BUNCH OF CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
1049
00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:14,593
SUDDENLY APPEARED
UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
1050
00:51:14,636 --> 00:51:18,118
MAYBE THEY WERE
JUST EMPTY BOXES
1051
00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,641
WRAPPED UP FOR DECORATION.
1052
00:51:19,685 --> 00:51:22,644
AND YOU PERFORM ANOTHER
MIRACLE IN THE KITCHEN
1053
00:51:22,688 --> 00:51:24,907
AND GIVE THE GUY A JOB?
1054
00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:26,300
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS,
1055
00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:28,520
THE JOHNSON FAMILY
DESERVED A BREAK
1056
00:51:28,563 --> 00:51:30,087
AND WE GAVE THEM ONE.
1057
00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:32,045
DOESN'T IT JUST MAKE
YOU FEEL WONDERFUL?
YEAH.
1058
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:33,177
I MEAN, THEY'RE
SUCH A GREAT FAMILY.
1059
00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:36,093
THEY'RE SO LOVING
WITH EACH OTHER.
1060
00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:37,398
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
1061
00:51:37,442 --> 00:51:40,314
YOU GUESS SO?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1062
00:51:41,794 --> 00:51:44,144
COME ON, JEN.
1063
00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:46,320
TALK TO ME. IT MIGHT
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
1064
00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:48,888
YOU ALREADY KNOW
THAT I WAS MARRIED
1065
00:51:48,931 --> 00:51:51,978
AND THAT IT ENDED BADLY.
1066
00:51:52,021 --> 00:51:53,327
YEAH.
1067
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:56,678
ON THE EVE OF ERIC'S
FIRST CHRISTMAS.
1068
00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:59,333
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU'RE SO UPSET WITH ME.
1069
00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:02,119
I'M UPSET BECAUSE
YOU TRICKED ME INTO
HAVING A BABY!
1070
00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:03,511
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
1071
00:52:03,555 --> 00:52:05,165
LOOK, I MARRIED YOU.
1072
00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:06,645
I THINK I'VE
DONE ENOUGH, OKAY?
1073
00:52:06,688 --> 00:52:08,734
WE'RE DONE.
1074
00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:10,953
WE HAVE A BABY, PAUL.
1075
00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,390
DONE!
1076
00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:19,701
NO!
1077
00:52:19,745 --> 00:52:22,182
HOW COULD YOU?
1078
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,750
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS MEANS TO ME!
1079
00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:27,056
THAT THING WAS UGLY!
1080
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:28,536
I'M GLAD IT'S BUSTED.
1081
00:52:30,886 --> 00:52:34,890
THAT WAS THE LAST PRESENT
MY MOM GAVE ME BEFORE SHE DIED.
1082
00:52:34,934 --> 00:52:37,806
I'M SO SORRY, JEN.
1083
00:52:37,850 --> 00:52:40,374
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
1084
00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,246
NO, IT DOES MATTER.
1085
00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:45,379
YOU KNOW, ALL I'VE EVER
WANTED FOR ERIC
1086
00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:47,076
REALLY IS WHAT
THE JOHNSONS HAVE,
1087
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,906
YOU KNOW, LIKE, TWO PARENTS
THAT LOVE EACH OTHER
1088
00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:53,779
AND A SIBLING TO PLAY WITH.
1089
00:52:53,822 --> 00:52:57,522
IT'S WHAT I WANT HIM
TO HAVE. IT'S WHAT I WANT.
1090
00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:59,219
YEAH.
1091
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:02,527
BUT I CAN'T BE HURT
LIKE THAT AGAIN.
1092
00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:07,227
AND I CAN'T PUT HIM THROUGH
LOSING ANOTHER PARENT EITHER.
1093
00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:11,797
WE HAVE EACH OTHER, AND--
1094
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,627
THAT'LL JUST HAVE TO BE ENOUGH.
1095
00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:21,067
SO, YOU CAN SEE WHY I'VE
KIND OF OUTGROWN CHRISTMAS.
1096
00:53:22,503 --> 00:53:26,420
OKAY. UM,
1097
00:53:26,464 --> 00:53:30,250
I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING
THAT I BELIEVE IN
1098
00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:32,774
MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
1099
00:53:32,818 --> 00:53:37,779
I NOW YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
SOME REALLY TERRIBLE TIMES,
1100
00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:42,610
BUT YOU CAN NEVER EVER
1101
00:53:42,654 --> 00:53:46,658
STOP OPENING YOURSELF UP
TO THE CHANCE OF MAGIC
COMING INTO YOUR LIFE.
1102
00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:52,881
AND NOT JUST FOR YOU,
BUT FOR ERIC TOO.
1103
00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:55,754
THERE'S NO MAGIC, CHRIS.
1104
00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:58,409
THERE'S JUST LIFE.
1105
00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:04,763
NO NO. NO, THERE'S MAGIC.
1106
00:54:04,806 --> 00:54:07,069
YOU JUST DON'T SEE IT YET.
1107
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,596
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT FOR SOME
REASON, WHEN I'M WITH YOU
1108
00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:14,207
I'M SO CLOSE
TO BELIEVING THAT.
1109
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:17,645
CAN I SEE YOU TOMORROW?
1110
00:54:17,689 --> 00:54:20,126
THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO SHOW YOU.
1111
00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:23,477
YES.
1112
00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:26,219
OKAY.
1113
00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,578
[JEN'S VOICE] "CAN THERE
REALLY BE CHRISTMAS MAGIC
1114
00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,624
FOR ANYONE OLDER
THAN THE AGE OF 12?
1115
00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:41,974
I FOR ONE HAD MY DOUBTS.
1116
00:54:42,017 --> 00:54:45,020
AND YET DEEP DOWN THERE WAS
NOTHING I WANTED MORE
1117
00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:47,153
THAN TO REGAIN THAT
EUPHORIC HOLIDAY SPIRIT
1118
00:54:47,196 --> 00:54:49,503
THAT I ENJOYED SO MUCH
AS A CHILD.
1119
00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:53,028
MANY OF MY FRIENDS AND
COLLEAGUES LOOK FORWARD
TO THE CHRISTMAS SEASON
1120
00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:54,987
AND SEEM TO EMBRACE ALL OF IT.
1121
00:54:55,030 --> 00:54:59,034
SO WHY WAS I DREADING IT MORE
AND MORE WITH EACH PASSING YEAR?
1122
00:55:03,169 --> 00:55:05,040
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE NEW GUY?
1123
00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:07,826
MR. JOHNSON.
HE'S A LOVELY MAN.
1124
00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:09,349
YOU'RE GONNA REALLY LIKE HIM.
1125
00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:11,133
CONSCIENTIOUS WORKER.
HE'S GOT KIDS TOO.
1126
00:55:11,177 --> 00:55:13,005
TERRIFIC.
WE CAN USE THE HELP.
1127
00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:15,790
BUT HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
OUR MAIN OBJECTIVE?
1128
00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,792
NO, JACK. LOOK,
1129
00:55:17,836 --> 00:55:21,013
THINGS ARE REALLY STARTING
TO HAPPEN FOR JEN AND ME.
1130
00:55:21,056 --> 00:55:25,191
WHOA! WHOA, OKAY!
DETAILS, PLEASE.
1131
00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:27,193
OKAY, SO WE'RE
AT THE JOHNSON HOUSE
1132
00:55:27,236 --> 00:55:28,499
AND MRS. JOHNSON--
LOVELY WOMAN,
1133
00:55:28,542 --> 00:55:31,240
BUT SHE COMPLETELY
BURNED THE TURKEY.
1134
00:55:31,284 --> 00:55:33,591
AND I REVERSE-COOKED IT
AND IT WAS PERFECT.
1135
00:55:33,634 --> 00:55:37,377
YOU WHAT-- WHAT?
1136
00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:39,423
I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.
1137
00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:41,947
THEY COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY
PRESENTS FOR THE KIDS THIS YEAR.
1138
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:43,949
AND?
1139
00:55:43,992 --> 00:55:47,692
I DID WHAT ONLY DAD CAN DO.
1140
00:55:47,735 --> 00:55:48,997
YOU?
1141
00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:51,043
YES.
1142
00:55:51,086 --> 00:55:52,871
I GENERATED PRESENTS.
1143
00:55:52,914 --> 00:55:54,612
YOU DID IT!
1144
00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:56,353
YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!
YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!
1145
00:55:56,396 --> 00:55:58,529
YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!
OH, MAN!
1146
00:55:58,572 --> 00:56:00,618
I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
1147
00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:02,446
BUT HOW DO WE KNOW
IT'S BECAUSE OF HER?
1148
00:56:02,489 --> 00:56:03,969
NO, IT'S TOTALLY
BECAUSE OF HER!
1149
00:56:04,012 --> 00:56:07,581
I KNOW IT, JACK. JACK,
SHE'S THE REAL DEAL.
1150
00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:09,627
YOU BETTER BE RIGHT
THIS TIME, CHRIS.
1151
00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:12,847
YOUR DAD, HE JUST
CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS.
1152
00:56:12,891 --> 00:56:14,980
I KNOW, AND I AM RIGHT.
1153
00:56:15,023 --> 00:56:18,636
YOU WOULD SEE IT TOO
IF YOU JUST GOT A CHANCE
TO HANG OUT WITH HER.
1154
00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,986
WHY DON'T YOU MEET UP
WITH US TOMORROW NIGHT?
1155
00:56:21,029 --> 00:56:24,250
OKAY, TOMORROW NIGHT
IS CHRISTMAS EVE.
1156
00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:26,687
IF SHE'S NOT THE ONE,
1157
00:56:26,731 --> 00:56:30,256
THEN YOU WILL HAVE NO TIME
LEFT TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
1158
00:56:30,299 --> 00:56:36,001
WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED
ANY MORE TIME. TRUST ME.
1159
00:56:36,044 --> 00:56:40,179
[GROANS] YOU'RE KILLING ME.
1160
00:56:42,573 --> 00:56:44,662
[GERTRUDE] I ONLY HAVE
ONE ITEM ON MY WISH LIST
1161
00:56:44,705 --> 00:56:48,274
AND I DON'T THINK
IT'S IN THE CARDS FOR ME
THIS YEAR. MAYBE NEXT.
1162
00:56:48,317 --> 00:56:51,582
GOOD THINGS COME
TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
1163
00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:57,326
WHOEVER MADE UP THAT NONSENSE
MUST ENJOY WATCHING PAINT DRY.
1164
00:56:57,370 --> 00:56:59,851
EVERYBODY, PLEASE, UH,
1165
00:56:59,894 --> 00:57:02,027
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
1166
00:57:02,070 --> 00:57:04,812
AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, UH,
1167
00:57:04,856 --> 00:57:07,946
I LOST MY WIFE
A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.
1168
00:57:07,989 --> 00:57:13,821
AND, WELL, I FOUND IT A VERY
DIFFICULT TIME TO GET THROUGH.
1169
00:57:13,865 --> 00:57:17,999
FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF,
I DECIDED THEN AND THERE
1170
00:57:18,043 --> 00:57:22,917
THAT NEXT CHRISTMAS WAS
GOING TO BE A WHOLE LOT HAPPIER.
1171
00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:26,312
AND ONCE I HAD OPENED MYSELF UP
1172
00:57:26,355 --> 00:57:28,749
TO THE POSSIBILITY OF LOVE,
1173
00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:33,319
I SUDDENLY SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL
LADY IN A WHILE NEW LIGHT.
1174
00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:35,277
WHAT, THE OVERHEAD
FLUORESCENTS?
1175
00:57:35,321 --> 00:57:36,540
[ALL CHUCKLING]
1176
00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:39,456
NO, MY DEAR.
AS I WAS SAYING,
1177
00:57:39,499 --> 00:57:42,720
GERTRUDE HAS BEEN
THE SOCIETY PAGE REPORTER
1178
00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:44,678
FOR OVER 30 YEARS.
1179
00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:49,335
AND I WANTED TO TAKE
THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ANNOUNCE
1180
00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:51,380
THAT FOR THE
LAST EIGHT MONTHS
1181
00:57:51,424 --> 00:57:54,079
SHE'S ALSO BEEN
MY SECRET SWEETHEART.
1182
00:57:54,122 --> 00:57:55,472
HEAR HEAR!
1183
00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:59,954
MY GOD, SOME OF YOU
ACTUALLY LOOKED SURPRISED!
1184
00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:03,697
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE WORLD'S
WORST-KEPT SECRET.
1185
00:58:03,741 --> 00:58:07,788
NOW, THIS NEXT PART
NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT,
1186
00:58:07,832 --> 00:58:09,877
INCLUDING YOU.
1187
00:58:09,921 --> 00:58:11,792
SO, LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
1188
00:58:11,836 --> 00:58:15,753
GERTRUDE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
1189
00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:17,145
YES!
1190
00:58:17,189 --> 00:58:18,495
YOU BET I WILL!
1191
00:58:26,198 --> 00:58:27,634
YES! YES!
1192
00:58:27,678 --> 00:58:29,288
THERE WE GO. OH!
1193
00:58:31,551 --> 00:58:33,466
[WORKERS OOH AND AWW]
1194
00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:38,166
ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT.
LET'S ENJOY SOME PUNCH!
1195
00:58:38,210 --> 00:58:39,559
ROBBINS.
1196
00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:40,604
YES, MARTIN?
1197
00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:42,823
I MUST SAY
I WAS SURPRISED.
1198
00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:43,998
BY--
1199
00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:46,174
YOUR ARTICLE ON
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
1200
00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:48,437
OH. WHAT WERE YOU
SURPRISED ABOUT?
1201
00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:52,920
IT WAS SO OPTIMISTIC
AND HOPEFUL.
1202
00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:55,053
NOT AT ALL LIKE YOU.
1203
00:58:55,096 --> 00:58:56,837
GEE, THANKS!
1204
00:58:56,881 --> 00:59:00,580
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE
SANTA WAS RUBBING OFF ON ME.
1205
00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:03,409
I LIKE IT.
1206
00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:04,845
SO WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
1207
00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:06,455
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1208
00:59:06,499 --> 00:59:08,806
THE LAST TIME WE TALKED
YOU WERE HAVING WRITER'S
BLOCK.
1209
00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:10,111
HOW'D YOU SHAKE IT?
1210
00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:12,244
OH. I DON'T KNOW. I UH,
1211
00:59:12,287 --> 00:59:14,638
I JUST STOPPED FIGHTING IT,
I GUESS.
1212
00:59:14,681 --> 00:59:16,553
FIGHTING WHAT?
1213
00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,990
WELL, WHEN YOU'RE WRITING
A PIECE ON THE SPIRIT,
1214
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,687
IT HELPS IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT.
1215
00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:24,517
AREN'T WE AS JOURNALISTS
SUPPOSED TO BE OBJECTIVE
OBSERVERS?
1216
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:28,260
HMM. EVERY PIECE
HAS ITS OWN POINT OF VIEW.
1217
00:59:28,303 --> 00:59:31,524
I CAN'T QUITE FIGURE YOU OUT.
1218
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,571
WHAT MAKES ME SO MYSTERIOUS?
1219
00:59:34,614 --> 00:59:38,575
DON'T YOU EVER DREAM OF WRITING
MORE THAN JUST HUMAN INTEREST
STORIES?
1220
00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:44,189
YOU'RE SMART, SAVVY,
ATTRACTIVE.
1221
00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:45,320
YOU COULD DO ANYTHING
YOU WANT.
1222
00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,061
LIKE WHAT?
1223
00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:50,978
LIKE YOU COULD BE REPORTING ON
WOMEN'S RIGHTS IN AFGHANISTAN
1224
00:59:51,022 --> 00:59:54,329
OR BE IN SWITZERLAND
COVERING THE FINANCIAL CRISIS.
1225
00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:56,810
YOU COULD BE ANCHORING
AT A MAJOR NEWS CHANNEL
1226
00:59:56,854 --> 00:59:59,334
DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
1227
00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:03,512
OH. LIKE, WHAT I'M DOING
IS NOT IMPORTANT.
1228
01:00:03,556 --> 01:00:06,037
NO, I'M SORRY. THAT--
1229
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,473
THAT CAME OUT WRONG.
1230
01:00:07,516 --> 01:00:09,780
WHAT I MEANT TO ASK IS THIS--
1231
01:00:09,823 --> 01:00:11,520
IF YOU EVER GET THE ITCH
TO WRITE A STORY
1232
01:00:11,564 --> 01:00:13,174
WITH A LITTLE BIT
MORE MEAT ON THE BONE,
1233
01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:15,263
I COULD TEACH YOU THE ROPES
OF INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING.
1234
01:00:15,307 --> 01:00:17,222
YOU'D BE GREAT AT IT.
1235
01:00:17,265 --> 01:00:19,224
HECK, WE'D MAKE
A REALLY GOOD TEAM,
1236
01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:21,226
KNOCK THIS TOWN ON ITS EAR.
1237
01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:23,663
I'LL ADMIT
THAT SOUNDS TEMPTING.
1238
01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:27,493
WELL, NO PRESSURE. I'M HERE
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,
1239
01:00:27,536 --> 01:00:28,929
SO JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
1240
01:00:28,973 --> 01:00:31,671
OKAY.
1241
01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:33,368
THANK YOU.
1242
01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:35,588
THANK YOU.
1243
01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:41,115
SUZIE, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!
1244
01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:43,161
I KNOW! I'M SO EXCITED!
1245
01:00:43,204 --> 01:00:46,860
WHOA! HO HO HO!
1246
01:00:46,904 --> 01:00:48,514
ALL RIGHT, THANKS, SUZE.
1247
01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:50,908
I'M JUST GONNA GET HIM
TO BED BEFORE I GO TO--
1248
01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:52,213
OKAY, GOOD NIGHT!
1249
01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:53,824
GOOD NIGHT!
1250
01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:54,868
SANTA'S COMING!
1251
01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:55,913
YAY!
1252
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:57,175
WHOO!
1253
01:00:57,218 --> 01:01:00,482
IF SANTA'S GOING
WITH YOU, THEN
1254
01:01:00,526 --> 01:01:02,659
HOW WILL HE DELIVER
EVERYBODY'S TOYS?
1255
01:01:02,702 --> 01:01:08,142
OH. WELL, YOU KNOW
SANTA DOESN'T DELIVER
EVERYBODY'S PRESENTS
1256
01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:10,318
UNTIL EVERYONE
IS SOUND ASLEEP.
1257
01:01:10,362 --> 01:01:12,059
AND WE'LL BE HOME
LONG BEFORE THAT.
1258
01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:17,108
UM, HONEY, I WAS MEANING
TO ASK YOU,
1259
01:01:17,151 --> 01:01:18,631
WHAT?
1260
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,894
WHAT IF SANTA DOESN'T
BRING A MIKE MAXIM?
1261
01:01:20,938 --> 01:01:24,158
BUT HE'S BRINGING ONE
TONIGHT. HE SAID SO.
1262
01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:28,989
RIGHT, BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T
HAVE ENOUGH OF THEM FOR
EVERYONE?
1263
01:01:29,033 --> 01:01:32,906
YOU MEAN ANOTHER KID
WOULDN'T GET ONE IF I DID?
1264
01:01:32,950 --> 01:01:35,735
SURE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1265
01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:38,303
I GUESS HE WOULD BRING ME
SOMETHING ELSE, HMM?
1266
01:01:38,346 --> 01:01:40,871
YES, OF COURSE HE WOULD.
1267
01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:43,482
OKAY.
1268
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,748
CHRIS!
1269
01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,750
COME ON IN.OH, THANKS.
1270
01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:55,320
WOW, YOU LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT
SINCE I LAST SAW YOU.
1271
01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:58,236
OH, YEAH.AND YOU GOT REALLY CUTE.
1272
01:01:58,279 --> 01:02:02,501
JEN'S JUST PUTTING ERIC TO BED.
SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE,
1273
01:02:02,544 --> 01:02:04,546
SO JUST COME ON IN.
1274
01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:07,158
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
WHEREVER.
1275
01:02:07,201 --> 01:02:08,855
CAN SANTA TUCK ME IN?
1276
01:02:08,899 --> 01:02:11,771
I'LL GO ASK.
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
1277
01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:13,120
GOOD NIGHT.
1278
01:02:13,164 --> 01:02:14,252
I LOVE YOU.
1279
01:02:14,295 --> 01:02:15,644
I LOVE YOU TOO.
1280
01:02:17,385 --> 01:02:19,083
OH!HI.
1281
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:21,476
HE WAS JUST ASKING
IF YOU'D TUCK HIM IN.
1282
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,477
HI, SANTA!
1283
01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:23,696
HEY, BUDDY!
1284
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,307
YES, OF COURSE.
I'D LOVE TO.
1285
01:02:26,351 --> 01:02:28,614
I'LL GO ET MY THINGS
AND I'LL MEET YOU
BY THE DOOR.
1286
01:02:28,657 --> 01:02:31,486
OKAY. BRING SOMETHING WARM,
'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE KIND
OF CHILLY.
1287
01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:33,619
OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
I LOVE YOU.
1288
01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:35,099
I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM.
1289
01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:40,582
HEY, BUDDY! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1290
01:02:40,626 --> 01:02:42,019
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!
1291
01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:43,324
YOU ALL READY FOR BED?
1292
01:02:43,368 --> 01:02:45,500
YEAH. UH, SANTA,
1293
01:02:45,544 --> 01:02:47,546
CAN I ASK YOU FOR ONE MORE
THING FOR CHRISTMAS
1294
01:02:47,589 --> 01:02:49,461
OR IS IT TOO LATE?
1295
01:02:49,504 --> 01:02:53,378
NO, I THINK THAT'D BE
OKAY. WHAT IS IT YOU
WANT TO WISH FOR?
1296
01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:56,729
SEE, THE THING
I REALLY REALLY WANT--
1297
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,470
YES?
1298
01:02:58,513 --> 01:03:00,733
IS FOR MY MOM TO BE HAPPY.
1299
01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:07,653
UM, YOU DON'T THINK
YOUR MOM'S HAPPY?
1300
01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:11,352
I GUESS SHE'S HAPPY.
IT'S JUST THAT--
1301
01:03:11,396 --> 01:03:12,832
WHAT IS IT, BUDDY?
1302
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:16,314
MY DAD WENT AWAY
BEFORE I CAN REMEMBER.
1303
01:03:16,357 --> 01:03:19,621
OH, I KNOW.
1304
01:03:19,665 --> 01:03:22,537
I JUST THINK SHE'S
LONELY SOMETIMES.
1305
01:03:22,581 --> 01:03:25,845
YEAH, BUT SHE'S GOT YOU.
1306
01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:27,978
AND SHE'S GOT SUZIE,
1307
01:03:28,021 --> 01:03:30,937
AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS AND
THE PEOPLE SHE WORKS WITH.
1308
01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:34,288
YEAH, BUT,
1309
01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:36,900
I JUST WANT HER TO--
YOU KNOW--
1310
01:03:36,943 --> 01:03:39,859
YOU MEAN FALL IN LOVE
WITH THE RIGHT GUY?
1311
01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:43,254
YEAH. AND--
1312
01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,691
YOU ALWAYS COME THROUGH.
1313
01:03:47,301 --> 01:03:49,260
I'LL DO MY BEST.
1314
01:03:49,303 --> 01:03:50,696
OKAY.
1315
01:03:50,739 --> 01:03:53,090
ARE WE REALLY
GONNA MAKE IT?
1316
01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,135
YEAH, COMPLETELY.
1317
01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:58,399
SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1318
01:03:58,443 --> 01:03:59,836
IT'S A SURPRISE.
1319
01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:03,578
OOH. WELL, YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY LET ME KNOW
1320
01:04:03,622 --> 01:04:05,145
SO I CAN GET US THERE.
1321
01:04:05,189 --> 01:04:06,494
OH YEAH. YEAH,
I'M THE CO-PILOT,
1322
01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:08,148
SO YOU JUST LEAVE THAT TO ME.
1323
01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:09,628
OKAY.
1324
01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:13,850
[CHRIS LAUGHING]
1325
01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:35,872
OH! I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
IN SO MANY YEARS!
1326
01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:40,702
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I USED
TO DREAM OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS
1327
01:04:40,746 --> 01:04:42,182
AND OF COURSE IT
WOULD NEVER SNOW.
1328
01:04:42,226 --> 01:04:43,531
BUT THIS WAS
THE NEXT BEST THING.
1329
01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:45,142
IT WAS MY FAVORITE
THING TO DO,
1330
01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:46,970
TO COME ON CHRISTMAS EVE--
1331
01:04:48,493 --> 01:04:50,625
HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT?
1332
01:04:50,669 --> 01:04:54,107
UH, GOOD GUESS?
1333
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:58,459
WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO
ON THE ICE!
1334
01:05:57,605 --> 01:06:01,522
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS PLACE
HAS HARDLY CHANGED AT ALL.
1335
01:06:01,566 --> 01:06:04,177
IT'S ALL PART OF
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.
1336
01:06:06,614 --> 01:06:08,834
YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE,
DO YOU?
1337
01:06:08,877 --> 01:06:13,534
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT I BELIEVE ANYMORE.
1338
01:06:13,578 --> 01:06:18,104
JEN, IT BROUGHT US
TOGETHER, DIDN'T IT?
1339
01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:19,497
YEAH.
1340
01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:20,933
AND LOOK WHAT
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
1341
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,805
IS DOING ALL AROUND US,
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
1342
01:06:23,849 --> 01:06:28,288
OKAY, YOU SEE THIS
YOUNG COUPLE RIGHT HERE?
1343
01:06:28,332 --> 01:06:29,550
YEAH?
1344
01:06:30,682 --> 01:06:33,815
THAT YOUNG MAN, HE
HAS A RING IN HIS POCKET.
1345
01:06:33,859 --> 01:06:36,818
IN A LITTLE WHILE HE'S
GONNA GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE
1346
01:06:36,862 --> 01:06:39,691
AND HE'S GONNA ASK
HIS GIRL TO MARRY HIM.
1347
01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:44,000
HOW COULD YOU
POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?
1348
01:06:44,043 --> 01:06:46,785
OKAY, YES, YOUR INTUITION
IS OFF THE CHARTS,
1349
01:06:46,828 --> 01:06:49,048
BUT YOU'RE NOT
A MIND READER, ARE YOU?
1350
01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:50,745
ARE YOU?
1351
01:06:50,789 --> 01:06:52,138
WELL, I AM SANTA'S SON.
1352
01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:56,664
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WOULD ALMOST BELIEVE THAT.
1353
01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:59,711
I'VE NEVER KNOWN A GROWN MAN
TO BE QUITE SO INTO CHRISTMAS
BEFORE.
1354
01:06:59,754 --> 01:07:03,106
LOOK, JEN, I'M LEAVING
FOR THE NORTH POLE
1355
01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:05,021
TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT AND
I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME.
1356
01:07:05,064 --> 01:07:07,371
AND YOU HAVE SUCH
A GOOFY SENSE OF HUMOR.
1357
01:07:07,414 --> 01:07:11,244
I REALLY LOVE THAT
ABOUT YOU.
1358
01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:16,771
IN FACT, I THINK I'M
FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1359
01:07:16,815 --> 01:07:20,036
OH, JEN,
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO.
1360
01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:22,038
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TELL YOU. I LOVE YOU.
1361
01:07:22,081 --> 01:07:24,344
I LOVE YOU AND
I LOVE ERIC TOO.
1362
01:07:24,388 --> 01:07:26,651
I WANT YOU BOTH
TO COME WITH ME
1363
01:07:26,694 --> 01:07:28,348
BECAUSE YOU SEE, JEN,
1364
01:07:28,392 --> 01:07:31,351
YOU'VE MADE ME READY.
1365
01:07:31,395 --> 01:07:34,876
YOU'VE MADE ME READY TO FINALLY
TAKE OVER FOR MY DAD
1366
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,618
AND BECOME SANTA MYSELF
SO CHRISTMAS COULD CONTINUE.
1367
01:07:37,662 --> 01:07:41,622
I GUESS I WAS A LITTLE LONELY
AT THE POLE, OKAY,
1368
01:07:41,666 --> 01:07:46,366
BUT I READ A LOT, AND I SPENT
A LOT OF TIME WITH THE ELVES
IN THE WORKSHOP.
1369
01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:48,542
AND MY DAD-- SANTA,
THAT IS--
1370
01:07:48,586 --> 01:07:52,329
HE TAUGHT NE ALL ABOUT
THE DIFFERENT LOCAL
TRADITIONS FOR CHRISTMAS--
1371
01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:55,549
JEN, ARE YOU OKAY?
1372
01:07:55,593 --> 01:07:58,726
UM--
1373
01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:01,120
I'M FEELING A LITTLE QUEASY.
1374
01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:03,557
IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN GET YOU?
1375
01:08:03,601 --> 01:08:06,125
DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE?
1376
01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:08,127
YES.
1377
01:08:08,171 --> 01:08:10,912
YES, I THINK
I SHOULD LEAVE.
1378
01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:13,785
SUZIE CAN'T STAY
THAT LATE ANYWAYS.
1379
01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:21,836
JEN, WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S WRONG?
1380
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:24,100
I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
1381
01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:26,928
I'VE WASTED MY TIME ON ANOTHER
GUY WHO CAN'T GROW UP,
1382
01:08:26,972 --> 01:08:28,930
WHO THINKS HE'S THE FRICKIN'
SON OF SANTA CLAUS.
1383
01:08:28,974 --> 01:08:31,803
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
1384
01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:34,936
YOU! YOU'RE DELUSIONAL!
YOU'RE A FRAUD!
1385
01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:37,591
NO, JEN. NO,
IT'S THE TRUTH.
1386
01:08:37,635 --> 01:08:38,853
CAN'T YOU JUST SEE THAT?
1387
01:08:38,897 --> 01:08:40,594
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL ERIC?
1388
01:08:40,638 --> 01:08:42,335
THE TRUTH!
1389
01:08:46,165 --> 01:08:47,340
JEN.
1390
01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:21,157
FINALLY I GET TO MEET HER!
1391
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,943
I REALLY HOPE THINGS ARE GOING
AS WELL AS YOU SAID THEY ARE.
1392
01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:27,946
I BLEW IT.
1393
01:09:30,122 --> 01:09:32,168
SHE WAS THE ONE AND I BLEW IT.
1394
01:09:37,085 --> 01:09:41,002
HEY, OKAY, WE'LL
FIGURE IT OUT. COME ON.
1395
01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:43,744
COME ON, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
1396
01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,519
[SAM] HELLO?
1397
01:10:19,563 --> 01:10:21,608
HEY, UM, IT'S JEN.
1398
01:10:21,652 --> 01:10:25,003
HEY. WHAT'S WRONG?
1399
01:10:25,046 --> 01:10:28,789
WELL, UM, WE NEED TO TALK.
1400
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:31,531
THAT SOUNDS LOADED.
1401
01:10:31,575 --> 01:10:35,622
YEAH, I KNOW IT'S LATE,
AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE,
1402
01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:40,497
BUT WOULD YOU MIND MEETING ME
FOR A DRINK, PLEASE?
1403
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:43,021
I'D REALLY LIKE TO
DO THIS FACE TO FACE.
1404
01:10:43,064 --> 01:10:47,025
OKAY, SURE. OUR USUAL HANGOUT?
15 MINUTES?
1405
01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:50,463
OKAY. YES. I'M ON MY WAY.
1406
01:10:50,507 --> 01:10:54,206
SO, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
1407
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:57,862
UH, WELL,
1408
01:10:57,905 --> 01:11:01,953
UM, BEING A SINGLE PARENT
1409
01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:04,521
IS SOMETHING THAT
I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY.
1410
01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:05,957
I ADMIRE THAT ABOUT YOU.
1411
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,526
THANK YOU. AND I'M VERY
PROUD OF MY SON
1412
01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:12,703
AND I'M PROUD OF THE JOB
I'VE DONE RAISING HIM ON MY OWN.
1413
01:11:12,746 --> 01:11:17,708
THAT BEING SAID, I WOULD,
YOU KNOW, UH--
1414
01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:19,231
IF I FOUND SOMEONE, THE RIGHT
PERSON--
1415
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:23,540
WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A MAN
IN MY LIFE.
1416
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:28,458
I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
YOU DESERVE IT.
1417
01:11:28,501 --> 01:11:31,548
OKAY. THE PROBLEM IS THAT, UH,
1418
01:11:31,591 --> 01:11:34,246
WHEN I'M DATING SOMEONE
AND THINGS START TO CLICK,
1419
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,900
I CAN'T JUST
THINK ABOUT MYSELF.
1420
01:11:35,943 --> 01:11:38,163
I HAVE TO CONSIDER
WHETHER OR NOT THIS PERSON
1421
01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:41,166
WOULD BE RIGHT FOR MY SON
AS WELL.
1422
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:42,994
OF COURSE.
1423
01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:48,565
I MEAN, IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP,
ABSOLUTELY.
1424
01:11:48,608 --> 01:11:54,353
BUT I HOPE YOU WEREN'T
THINKING, WELL, US,
1425
01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:57,138
LIKE YOU AND ME.
1426
01:11:57,182 --> 01:11:59,053
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
1427
01:11:59,097 --> 01:12:01,621
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE
TO FIND OUT.
1428
01:12:01,665 --> 01:12:06,365
JEN YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN.
1429
01:12:06,409 --> 01:12:11,065
I'M JUST REALLY NOT READY
TO SETTLE DOWN.
1430
01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:13,459
I'M JUST NOT THAT GUY.
1431
01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:20,727
THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST.
1432
01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:24,383
COULDN'T WE KEEP IT
THE WAY IT IS?
1433
01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,472
CASUAL, NO STRINGS ATTACHED?
1434
01:12:29,475 --> 01:12:32,957
NO. IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
1435
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:36,134
I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING MORE.
1436
01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:43,489
PLEASE DON'T GO.
1437
01:12:45,404 --> 01:12:47,275
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SAM.
1438
01:12:48,538 --> 01:12:50,148
JEN--
1439
01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:10,647
HI! JEN, THIS ARTICLE
YOU WROTE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
1440
01:13:10,690 --> 01:13:11,996
HOW WAS THE DATE?
1441
01:13:14,738 --> 01:13:16,087
WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
1442
01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:20,308
HE'S NOT THE ONE,
NO MORE THAN SAM IS.
1443
01:13:20,352 --> 01:13:22,441
YOU MEAN CHRIS?
1444
01:13:22,485 --> 01:13:26,706
HE WANTS US TO GO WITH HIM
TO THE NORTH POLE.
1445
01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,621
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1446
01:13:28,665 --> 01:13:30,623
HE LOVES ME AND ERIC.
1447
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:34,235
AND TONIGHT HE WANTS US TO GO
HOME WITH HIM TO THE NORTH POLE
1448
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:36,455
TO LIVE THERE
WITH SANTA, HIS DAD,
1449
01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:40,416
AND I GUESS MRS. CLAUS
AND THE ELVES, AND
THE REINDEER--
1450
01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:43,419
OH, HE'S JUST JOKING.
HE'S GOT THAT QUIRKY
SENSE OF HUMOR.
1451
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:45,986
NO HE'S NOT.
HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND.
1452
01:13:46,030 --> 01:13:50,774
NO. I MET HIM. HE'S NOT CRAZY.
TRUST ME, I KNOW CRAZY.
HE'S NOT ONE OF THOSE.
1453
01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:53,907
I SAW IT IN HIS EYES.
1454
01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:56,780
HE BELIEVED EVERY WORD
THAT HE WAS SAYING.
1455
01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:59,347
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS.
1456
01:13:59,391 --> 01:14:02,002
WHAT DID YOU DO?
1457
01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:04,396
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH HIM, SUZIE!
1458
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:08,792
I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD ACTUALLY
LOVE ME AND BE A FATHER TO MY
SON.
1459
01:14:08,835 --> 01:14:11,969
I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!
1460
01:14:12,012 --> 01:14:14,493
I JUST WANTED A SWEET,
BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS
1461
01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:17,322
FOR THAT WONDERFUL
LITTLE BOY IN THERE
1462
01:14:17,365 --> 01:14:21,326
AND NOW I'VE GIVEN HIM ONE
THAT WILL MAKE HIM MISERABLE!
1463
01:14:21,369 --> 01:14:24,895
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL ERIC
WHEN HE NEVER SEES CHRIS AGAIN?
1464
01:14:24,938 --> 01:14:27,288
OH, HONEY.
1465
01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:30,640
AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE
A MIKE MAXIM ACTION FIGURE!
1466
01:14:30,683 --> 01:14:33,294
I'M A COMPLETE FAILURE!
1467
01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:36,210
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE NOT AT ALL.
1468
01:14:36,254 --> 01:14:39,083
I JUST WANT TO GO TO BED.
1469
01:14:41,781 --> 01:14:42,826
YOU GONNA BE OKAY?
1470
01:14:42,869 --> 01:14:46,220
I HAVE TO BE.
FOR ERIC.
1471
01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:48,005
IT'S CHRISTMAS TOMORROW.
1472
01:14:48,048 --> 01:14:51,922
YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
FEEL BETTER IN THE MORNING,
I PROMISE.
1473
01:14:54,446 --> 01:14:56,404
I'M GONNA HEAD OUT NOW.OKAY.
1474
01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:57,841
BUT I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW, OKAY?
1475
01:14:57,884 --> 01:14:59,625
YEAH.
1476
01:15:00,974 --> 01:15:02,280
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR EVERYTHING.
1477
01:15:02,323 --> 01:15:03,890
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.
1478
01:15:03,934 --> 01:15:06,371
ME EITHER.
1479
01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:07,807
BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
1480
01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:11,419
SEE, YOU'RE SMILING.
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
1481
01:15:14,597 --> 01:15:15,685
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1482
01:15:15,728 --> 01:15:17,643
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1483
01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:36,444
ERIC?
1484
01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:54,332
WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE
CHRIS IS THE REAL SANTA?
1485
01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:59,380
HONEY, CHRIS IS
A GREAT SANTA.
1486
01:15:59,424 --> 01:16:03,646
I KNOW THAT YOU
LIKE HIM VERY MUCH.
1487
01:16:03,689 --> 01:16:05,430
I DO.
1488
01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:10,957
BUT CHRIS JUST
PRETENDS TO BE SANTA
1489
01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:13,569
TO TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY.
1490
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:19,966
BECAUSE NOBODY EVER SEES
THE REAL SANTA, RIGHT?
1491
01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:24,754
HE COMES WHEN YOU'RE
ASLEEP AND LEAVES
BEFORE YOU WAKE UP.
1492
01:16:24,797 --> 01:16:28,845
AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT?
1493
01:16:28,888 --> 01:16:31,412
THEN HE WOULDN'T COME.
1494
01:16:31,456 --> 01:16:32,892
THAT'S RIGHT.
1495
01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:36,679
SO HOW COULD HE BE
THE REAL SANTA?
1496
01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:39,943
BECAUSE I BELIEVE
IN CHRIS, MOM.
1497
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:56,960
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I DID IT AGAIN.
1498
01:16:57,003 --> 01:16:59,919
MAYBE I'M JUST A WASHOUT.
1499
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:06,230
WELL, YOU GOT A HALF HOUR
LEFT BEFORE IT'S MIDNIGHT.
1500
01:17:06,273 --> 01:17:10,930
WHO KNOWS? MAYBE
A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN.
1501
01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:16,719
I JUST FELT SO VERY
CLOSE TO HER, JACK.
1502
01:17:16,762 --> 01:17:19,417
IT WAS INCREDIBLE!
1503
01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:22,594
WHEN I WAS WITH HER
I FELT POWER AND PEACE
1504
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:26,119
AND EXCITEMENT AND LOVE
ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
1505
01:17:27,599 --> 01:17:31,342
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
YOUR DAD SAID YOU WOULD FEEL
1506
01:17:31,385 --> 01:17:34,258
WHEN YOU MET THE RIGHT ONE.
1507
01:17:36,477 --> 01:17:39,437
SHE'S CHANGED YOU.
YOU'VE CHANGED HER.
1508
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,961
YOU'RE BOTH BETTER, STRONGER.
1509
01:17:42,005 --> 01:17:44,137
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING, CHRIS.
1510
01:17:44,181 --> 01:17:47,706
USE YOUR MAGIC.
CHRISTMAS NEEDS YOU.
1511
01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:50,666
SHE NEEDS YOU.
1512
01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:57,585
MOM, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
1513
01:17:57,629 --> 01:18:01,502
I DON'T KNOW. SANTA
HASN'T COME YET, HONEY.
1514
01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:09,336
A PRESENT, SEE?
AND IT'S FOR ME!
1515
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,424
LOOK!
1516
01:18:11,338 --> 01:18:13,819
MAY I OPEN IT NOW, PLEASE?
1517
01:18:13,863 --> 01:18:15,560
UH, OF COURSE.
1518
01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:24,569
A MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN!
1519
01:18:24,612 --> 01:18:27,354
I TOLD YOU SANTA
WOULD BRING IT FOR ME!
1520
01:18:29,792 --> 01:18:32,490
OH, HONEY.YEAH!
1521
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:38,714
THERE'S ANOTHER BOX!
SEE?
1522
01:18:42,326 --> 01:18:43,762
AND IT HAS
YOUR NAME ON IT!
1523
01:18:45,808 --> 01:18:47,026
HUH.
1524
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:57,036
OH MY GOSH.
1525
01:19:00,823 --> 01:19:02,738
WOW!
1526
01:19:07,917 --> 01:19:10,310
COME ON, WE HAVE TO GO.
1527
01:19:10,354 --> 01:19:13,618
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
1528
01:19:13,661 --> 01:19:14,793
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1529
01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:16,012
PUT YOUR SHOES ON.WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1530
01:19:16,055 --> 01:19:17,491
I'M GETTING YOUR JACKET.
1531
01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:19,537
I'VE GOT THE KEYS.
YOU READY, BUDDY?
1532
01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:21,713
MOM, JUST TELL ME
WHERE WE'RE GOING!
1533
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,847
OKAY! OKAY! WE'RE
GONNA GO SEE SANTA.
1534
01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:26,762
YAY!
1535
01:19:37,337 --> 01:19:39,513
[JEN] OH, IT'S SUZIE.
1536
01:19:41,254 --> 01:19:44,040
HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
AT THIS GODFORSAKEN HOUR?
1537
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,085
THE NORTH POLE.WHAT?
1538
01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:48,392
OH, AND HERE, BEFORE I FORGET,
1539
01:19:48,435 --> 01:19:49,828
MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO YOU,
1540
01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:52,962
WITH SINCERE BLESSINGS
AND BEST WISHES.
1541
01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,006
OKAY.
1542
01:19:54,050 --> 01:19:55,399
BYE, SUZE.
1543
01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:57,096
BYE, SUZIE. I'LL MISS YOU!
1544
01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:59,185
BYE!
1545
01:20:02,885 --> 01:20:05,844
"SAM FRANKLIN."
1546
01:20:05,888 --> 01:20:08,891
[GASPS] SAM THE NEW GUY!
1547
01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:12,111
OH!
1548
01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:18,030
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. MAN,
1549
01:20:18,074 --> 01:20:21,729
I DON'T THINK THAT MIRACLE
IS GOING TO PAN OUT, MY FRIEND.
1550
01:20:21,773 --> 01:20:24,776
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING
I CAN, YOU KNOW?
1551
01:20:27,997 --> 01:20:31,783
IF SHE DOESN'T RESPOND, MAYBE
IT'S JUST NOT MEANT TO BE.
1552
01:20:47,233 --> 01:20:51,411
NO! NOT RED! GREEN!
TURN GREEN!
1553
01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:54,719
WHOA! HOW DID THAT
HAPPEN SO FAST?
1554
01:20:54,762 --> 01:20:57,156
IT'S GREEN,
MOM! JUST GO GO GO!
1555
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,549
OKAY OKAY!
1556
01:21:08,646 --> 01:21:09,865
COME ON, MOM!
1557
01:21:49,992 --> 01:21:51,471
WE'RE TOO LATE!
1558
01:21:51,515 --> 01:21:53,952
THEY'VE ALREADY GONE!
1559
01:21:53,996 --> 01:21:55,649
OH!
1560
01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:02,178
I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
1561
01:22:36,516 --> 01:22:41,217
MOM, WHO'S THAT OVER THERE?
1562
01:22:43,045 --> 01:22:45,177
IT'S SANTA!
1563
01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,884
CHRIS!HEY!
1564
01:22:56,928 --> 01:22:58,016
I BELIEVE!
1565
01:22:58,060 --> 01:22:59,757
NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON.
1566
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:03,761
I BELIEVE IN
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
AND I BELIEVE IN YOU!
1567
01:23:03,804 --> 01:23:07,199
EVERY YEAR FROM NOW ON
I PROMISE TO SHOW YOU
THE WONDER OF CHRISTMAS.
1568
01:23:07,243 --> 01:23:08,722
BECAUSE FOR
THE FIRST TIME,
1569
01:23:08,766 --> 01:23:11,812
I FOUND MY STRENGTH
IN YOU, JEN.
1570
01:23:11,856 --> 01:23:14,206
AND I FOUND IT IN YOU!
1571
01:23:29,656 --> 01:23:33,573
HEY, MOM, IT'S SNOWING!
1572
01:23:34,444 --> 01:23:36,576
[END MUSIC PLAYING]
1573
01:24:16,094 --> 01:24:18,009
[MUSIC ENDS]
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