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SANTA WILL GET IT FOR ME. 14 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,376 I'LL PUT IT ON MY WISH LIST. 15 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:13,769 YOU DO THAT. 16 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:16,337 DON'T YOU JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS? 17 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:19,079 YEAH. LOVE IT. 18 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,272 AH, YEP. 19 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:40,056 IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 20 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,712 WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME LUCK HERE, JACK. I KNOW IT. 21 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,931 OKAY, WOULD YOU WIPE THE STARS FROM YOUR EYES 22 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:47,629 AND LISTEN TO ME FOR HALF A SECOND? 23 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:48,891 YEAH, SURE, SURE. 24 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,022 NO NO NO. REALLY. I MEAN IT. 25 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:51,459 JUST ONE SECOND, OKAY?WHAT? 26 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:54,897 CHRIS, IT IS A MATTER OF SIMPLE MATHEMATICS, OKAY? 27 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:57,029 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WIFE, 28 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,292 YOU'D HAVE MUCH BETTER ODDS FINDING HER 29 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:01,382 IN NEW YORK OR CHICAGO OR MIAMI. 30 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:04,776 I MEAN, THERE ARE TONS OF WOMEN IN THOSE CITIES. 31 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:07,127 BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. IT'S NEVER CLICKED. 32 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,172 IT'S TIME WE TRY SOMEWHERE OFF THE BEATEN PATH 33 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:11,914 AND I GOT A REALLY GOODS FEELING ABOUT THIS PLACE. 34 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:16,571 OKAY OKAY. YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME HANGING OUT IN PODUNK , U.S.A, 35 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:21,097 BE MY GUEST. BUT LISTEN, IF THIS DOESN'T PAN OUT, 36 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,273 DON'T COME CRYING TO ME. 37 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:35,981 [WOMAN] YES, IT'S A WONDERFUL ENGAGEMENT PHOTOGRAPH. 38 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:39,159 BUT WE NEED IT AT A MUCH HIGHER RESOLUTION. 39 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:42,771 SEND ME A JPEG BY NOON AND WE'LL MAKE THE DEADLINE. 40 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:44,947 WONDERFUL. TA-TA. 41 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:48,168 LORI WILSON'S GETTING MARRIED. 42 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,473 AGAIN? 43 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,388 FOUR'S THE CHARM, THEY SAY. 44 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:53,782 WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO, "THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT"? 45 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,958 JEN, NEVER SAY THAT. 46 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,265 YOU'VE GOT TO BE IN IT TO WIN IT. 47 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,744 [MAN] GERTRUDE? 48 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,224 YES, MARTIN? 49 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,313 DO YOU HAVE PLANS FOR LUNCH? 50 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:04,967 NO. 51 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:07,404 I HAVE SOME IDEAS ABOUT THE SOCIETY PAGE. 52 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:10,712 IF YOU DON'T MIND A WORKING LUNCH, THE PAPER'S BUYING. 53 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:11,930 SURE, I'D LOVE TO. 54 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,410 PERFECT. 55 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:16,805 AND ARE WE STILL ON FOR THAT BUSINESS CONFERENCE TONIGHT? 56 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:19,416 YES, ABSOLUTELY. 57 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,288 GOOD. 58 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:24,856 [CLEARS THROAT] 59 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,946 WORKING LUNCH? BUSINESS CONFERENCE? 60 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,948 WHY ALL THE EUPHEMISMS? 61 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,994 JUST ADMIT IT. YOU GUYS ARE DATING. 62 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,170 BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, WE'RE NOT. 63 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:38,087 WHY, BECAUSE HE THINKS IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL TO BE DATING ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES? 64 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:41,569 IT MAY BE OLD SCHOOL, BUT IT'S ROMANTIC, 65 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,092 SO DON'T KNOCK IT. 66 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,268 NO, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 67 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:50,317 I NEVER THOUGHT SPEAKING IN CODE COULD BE SO EXCITING. 68 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:55,931 HI. I'M THE NEW GUY. 69 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:59,456 THAT DESK BEHIND YOU IS EMPTY. MUST BE MINE. 70 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:04,853 SAM. SAM FRANKLIN. 71 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:08,683 OH. JEN ROBBINS. NICE TO MEET YOU. 72 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:10,119 HUMAN INTEREST REPORTER. 73 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,555 I WAS BROUGHT ON TO HELP ON THE CRIME BEAT, 74 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,602 SO IF YOU GOT ANY HOT TIPS, I'M ALL EARS. 75 00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:16,560 HERE. IT'S MY CARD. 76 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:21,130 I DOUBT I WILL, BUT THANK YOU. 77 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:26,483 FRANKLIN. UH, JIM PICKARD'S CAR TOWED AGAIN. 78 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:29,660 THAT'S $800 WORTH OF UNPAID PARKING TICKETS. 79 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:33,577 THAT'S A FREEBIE. NOW RUN WITH IT. 80 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,013 [LAUGHS] 81 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,580 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, ROBBINS? 82 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:37,929 NOTHING, SIR. 83 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,148 WHERE ARE MY PAGES? 84 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,368 OH, I KNOW. I AM SO SORRY. 85 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:44,327 IT'S JUST REALLY HARD TO FIND CHRISTMAS MAGIC 86 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,938 IN THIS SHOPPING FRENZY WE CALL THE HOLIDAYS. 87 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:50,202 LOOK, I NEED IT WARM AND SAPPY, AND I NEED IT QUICK. 88 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:51,987 NOW, IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAYS, 89 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:54,511 I'M EXTENDING YOUR DEADLINE FOR THREE MORE DAYS. 90 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:56,818 BUT THAT'S IT. GET IT DONE! 91 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:59,211 YES, SIR. 92 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:07,307 OKAY. I NEED FUEL NOW. YOU WANT TO JOIN ME? 93 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:12,224 YEAH. UH, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE IT IS. 94 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:14,139 I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE. 95 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:17,969 I MEAN, CHRISTMAS THESE DAYS HAS JUST BECOME SO COMMERCIALIZED. 96 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:20,363 RIGHT YOU ARE. KIDS DO LOVE IT. 97 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,844 BUT HEY, THEY DON'T DO ANY OF THE WORK, DO THEY? 98 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:24,193 HUH-UH. 99 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:27,370 WELL, YOUR EDITOR IS GETTING ANXIOUS. 100 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,676 YEAH, I KNOW. 101 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,634 I WAS SUPPOSED TO TURN THE STORY IN YESTERDAY. 102 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,114 GOTTA FEED THE BEAST. 103 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,162 I AM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU FELLAS, 104 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:40,470 BUT WE CANCELLED SANTA FOR THIS YEAR. NOT IN THE BUDGET. 105 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,951 OKAY, LISTEN, MISTER, IT WON'T COST YOU A PENNY. 106 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:45,649 IN FACT, WE PAY YOU. 107 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,390 IS THAT SO? 108 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,436 YES. THE MALL GETS 50% OF EVERY PHOTO A PARENT BUYS 109 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:51,438 OF THEIR KID SITTING ON SANTA'S LAP. 110 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:54,179 MM-HMM. I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE IN THE SANTA SUIT. 111 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:57,531 NO, THAT'S ME. 112 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:04,276 I CAN SEE YOU'RE WORRIED. UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE. 113 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,410 HERE'S A LIST OF ALL THE MALLS WE'VE BEEN TO OVER THE LAST NINE CHRISTMASES. 114 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,760 JUST LOOK IT OVER. AND YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM IF YOU LIKE. 115 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,893 IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 116 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:14,591 HUH. SO WHAT'S THE CATCH? 117 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:18,682 NO NO, THERE'S NO CATCH. THERE'S NO HIDDEN FEES. 118 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,684 WE JUST-- WE LIKE SPREADING GOOD CHEER. 119 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:24,253 YES, THAT IS US. WE ARE GOOD CHEER SPREADERS. 120 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,429 LOOK, THIS MIGHT SOUND CORNY, 121 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:29,911 BUT FOR ME, IT'S A LABOR OF LOVE. 122 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,479 IT'S WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO. 123 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:38,136 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I GET A GOOD FEELING OFF YOU. 124 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:41,488 AND I'D HATE TO DISAPPOINT THE KIDS JUST BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A LEAN YEAR, 125 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,272 SO, WELCOME ABOARD! 126 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,926 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 127 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,319 THANK YOU, SIR! 128 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,157 MOMMY! 129 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,292 YAY! OH! 130 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:05,686 WHAT'S THIS? 131 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:08,210 I'M SORRY, BUT HE INSISTED 132 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:10,473 ON GETTING THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS OUT OF THE CLOSET. 133 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:13,955 CAN WE PUT IT UP NOW? PLEASE? 134 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:16,044 NO, NOT NOW, BUDDY. I'M SO TIRED. 135 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:18,481 MAYBE THIS WEEKEND, OKAY? 136 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,488 OOH. 137 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:30,580 UH-OH. 138 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,713 YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. IT'S OLD. 139 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:35,585 CAN WE JUST GET A REAL TREE THIS YEAR? 140 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:39,154 NO, BECAUSE THAT'S A WASTE OF MONEY. 141 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:40,808 AND WE HAVE A TREE. 142 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:45,290 OH! I ALMOST FORGOT TO FINISH MY WISH LIST FOR SANTA. 143 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:51,079 IF HE WAS ANY MORE PUMPED ABOUT CHRISTMAS, HE WOULD EXPLODE. 144 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,995 HE WANTS A MIKE MAXIM ACTION FIGURE. 145 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:56,911 HONEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT WEEKS AGO! 146 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,608 THEY'VE BEEN SOLD OUT FOREVER. 147 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,741 YOU SEE? THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH CHRISTMAS. 148 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:03,918 THEY'VE TURNED IT INTO ONE BIG MARKETING CAMPAIGN. 149 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,963 CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS. 150 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:08,966 IT'S ABOUT COUNTING OUR BLESSINGS 151 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,012 AND LOVING ONE ANOTHER, 152 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,579 AND ALL THAT OTHER SAPPY STUFF. 153 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:15,495 MAYBE FOR YOU, BUT WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT CHRISTMAS 154 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:18,846 IS BEING LEFT WITH AN INFANT WHEN MY HUSBAND WALKED OUT ON US. 155 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:22,110 OKAY, YEAH, UM, THERE'S THAT. 156 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,548 LISTEN, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SON, 157 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,898 YOU HAVE TO SNAP OUT OF IT, GIRLFRIEND. 158 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,857 IT'S BEEN SIX YEARS. 159 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,598 IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE 160 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,556 AND, YOU KNOW, GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS GROOVE. 161 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,297 THAT'S EASIER SAID THAN DONE. 162 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:39,388 HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA. LET'S TAKE ERIC TO SEE SANTA, 163 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:42,043 AT THE MALL. I READ ONLINE THAT HE'S STARTING TOMORROW. 164 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,305 OH... 165 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:45,133 ERIC CAN GET HIS PICTURE TAKEN WITH SANTA. 166 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:46,700 HE WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T HE? 167 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:49,006 OH, JUST A TAD, YEAH. 168 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,548 HEY, MOM?YEAH, HONEY? 169 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,941 HOW DOES SANTA HAVE TIME TO DO ALL THIS CHRISTMAS STUFF? 170 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,596 OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 171 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,599 I THINK HE'S GOT SUPER POWERS.MMM. 172 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:19,907 OH. SO, SANTA'S LIKE A SUPERHERO? 173 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:21,561 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. 174 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,476 YEAH, AND COOKIES GIVE HIM HIS MOJO. 175 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:25,303 YEAH! 176 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,305 OKAY.OKAY. 177 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,310 OKAY. HOW DO I LOOK? 178 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,486 JOLLY GOOD, I'D SAY. 179 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,488 OKAY. 180 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,191 HO HO HO HO! 181 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:46,194 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, 182 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,805 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? 183 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:52,200 JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, 184 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,984 STRAIGHT FROM THE NORTH POLE, 185 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,160 THE MAN YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, 186 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,988 LIVE AND IN PERSON, 187 00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,338 CAN I HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE 188 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:04,255 FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY SANTA CLAUS! 189 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:10,044 WELL, HELLO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! 190 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,655 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 191 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:15,571 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING AND VISITING WITH SANTA TODAY. 192 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,400 I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. 193 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:21,969 MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO HO HO HO HO! 194 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:24,275 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 195 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,843 AND YOU GET TO MEET SANTA FIRST! 196 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,671 YEAH!HO HO HO HO! 197 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,065 [SANTA] COME ON IN! 198 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,371 COME ON IN. YOUR NAME MUST BE JOHN. 199 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,635 COME SIT RIGHT UP HERE ON SANTA'S LAP. 200 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,549 TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. 201 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:40,683 OKAY, WE ARE GONNA COUNT TO THREE AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA SMILE. 202 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,816 OKAY. I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT THE CAMERA. 203 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,078 ONE, TWO-- 204 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,776 [BOTH] THREE, SMILE! 205 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:33,083 A STRAPPING YOUNG BOY! HEY, BUDDY. 206 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,737 HI.COME SIT HERE ON MY LAP. 207 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,000 OH, IT'S OKAY. I DON'T THINK I NEED THIS. 208 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,655 BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. 209 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,135 YOU DO? 210 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,440 LET ME THINK. UM, 211 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,704 A MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN? AM I RIGHT? 212 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:45,748 YEAH! 213 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,881 WELL, DON'T WORRY. I GOT A GOOD FEELING 214 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:52,363 BECAUSE I SAW YOUR NAME ON THE "NICE" LIST, ERIC. 215 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,626 HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 216 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,759 WELL, BECAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS. 217 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,196 NAH. 218 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,981 YOU MUST HAVE READ IT ON MY WISH LIST. 219 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,460 OKAY, WELL, LET'S SEE HERE. 220 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,811 THEN YOUR NAME MUST BE "MY". 221 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,252 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU. 222 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,733 OH, HO HO HO! 223 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,083 THAT'S OKAY, BUDDY. I'M USED TO IT. 224 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,824 YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE FAITH. 225 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,652 OH, AND THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I WANT TOO. 226 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,263 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 227 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,266 SEE, MY MOM DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS, 228 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,659 BUT I WANT A CHRISTMAS TREE THIS YEAR. 229 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,183 A REAL ONE. 230 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,489 YOUR MOM DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS? 231 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,709 BUT SHE BROUGHT YOU HERE TO SEE ME TODAY. 232 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,233 MOM SAYS A REAL TREE IS A WASTE OF MONEY 233 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,105 SINCE WE ALREADY HAVE A FAKE ONE. 234 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,933 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. 235 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,805 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT A CHRISTMAS TREE. 236 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,720 OKAY, ARE WE READY FOR THE PICTURE NOW? 237 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,243 OH, YES! LET'S DO IT!PICTURE! 238 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:51,161 ONE, TWO, THREE, FROWN! 239 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,120 AH, WE DO THAT ONE EVERY TIME. 240 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,991 OKAY, THIS IS THE REAL ONE. 241 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,471 OKAY, I NEED A BIG SMILE ON THREE. 242 00:12:56,514 --> 00:13:00,867 ONE, TWO THREE, SMILE! 243 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,477 LOOK AT THAT! 244 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,132 I WAS THINKING OF BUYING SOME LINGERIE-- 245 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,307 HE KNEW WHAT I WANT! 246 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,788 HE KNEW I WANTED A MIKE MAXIM! 247 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,791 NOW, JEN, HOLD ON. 248 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,185 LET'S JUST STAY HERE WHILE MOMMY'S BUSY. 249 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,578 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 250 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,537 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE? 251 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,627 UH, WELL, UH, SURE, YEAH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 252 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,108 I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD NOT PROMISE MY SON 253 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,762 A TOY THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET. 254 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,505 OKAY OKAY. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S TAKE FIVE, 255 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,985 AND YOU TWO CAN CHAT ABOUT THIS IN PRIVATE. 256 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,160 GOOD.GOOD IDEA. 257 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,858 DON'T WORRY, BOYS AND GIRLS. 258 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:39,079 SANTA'S TAKING A LITTLE TINY BREAK, OKAY? 259 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,690 BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 260 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,870 OH, UH, RIGHT THIS WAY. 261 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,878 HEY, LOOK! 262 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,796 [GASPS] ERIC, UM, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 263 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,191 SANTA CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, SO HE HAS HELPERS. 264 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,149 STOP TREATING ME LIKE A BABY! 265 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,629 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 266 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:10,153 OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON, SMARTY PANTS? 267 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,589 WHEN SANTA'S NOT WORKING, 268 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,896 HE DISGUISES HIMSELF AS A REGULAR PERSON. 269 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,377 HE DOES? 270 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,553 YEAH, LIKE WHEN SUPERMAN BECOMES CLARK KENT. 271 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,903 OH! 272 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,644 MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN TOO. 273 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,776 ALL THE SUPERHEROES DO IT. 274 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:28,563 SO SANTA SHAVES HIS BEARD TO BLEND IN, 275 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,913 AND WEARS A FAKE BEARD WHEN HE'S ON DUTY? 276 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,567 EXACTLY. 277 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,613 I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT. 278 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,224 DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW HOW SMART YOU ARE? 279 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,270 I'M REALLY SORRY. I NEVER MEANT TO UPSET YOU. 280 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,360 I'M JUST TRYING TO SPREAD A LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER, THAT'S ALL. 281 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,320 EVERYWHERE THAT KIDS LOOK, ALL THEY SEE ARE ADS 282 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,409 FOR THESE EXTRAVAGANT TOYS THEY JUST GOTTA HAVE 283 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:52,456 WHILE THEIR PARENTS ARE JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PAY THE BILLS 284 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,545 AND GIVE THEIR CHILDREN A MERRY CHRISTMAS 285 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:57,809 AND IT'S DOUBLY DIFFICULT FOR SINGLE PARENTS LIKE ME. 286 00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:01,291 I'VE GOT TO BE THE BAD COP AND THE GOOD COP. 287 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,467 I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE. 288 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,821 I JUST DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT MY SON, THAT'S ALL. 289 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,128 OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DISAPPOINT HIM. TRUST ME. 290 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,915 ALL HE REALLY WANTS IS TO EMBRACE THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 291 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,092 AND SO SHOULD YOU. 292 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,833 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY I DON'T? 293 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,661 INTUITION, I GUESS. 294 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,794 I JUST-- I GET THIS FEELING 295 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:29,058 THAT CHRISTMAS HOLDS SOME REALLY BAD MEMORIES FOR YOU. 296 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,104 HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT? 297 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:34,020 I'M SANTA CLAUS, REMEMBER? 298 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,891 OH! [LAUGHS] 299 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,806 ACTUALLY MY NAMES IS CHRIS.OH. 300 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,590 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, JEN. 301 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,723 HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? I DIDN'T-- 302 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,899 LUCKY GUESS? 303 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,511 YEAH. OH, RIGHT. 304 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,165 MY SON MUST HAVE TOLD YOU, RIGHT? 305 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,559 YEAH. HE'S A REALLY GOOD BOY. 306 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,952 YOU MUST BE SO PROUD OF HIM. 307 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:56,607 OH, WELL, I AM. 308 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:59,959 THANK YOU. LISTEN, I-- 309 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,874 I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE OFF ON YOU LIKE THAT. 310 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:06,008 NO, I'M A BIG BOY. I CAN HANDLE IT. 311 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,532 I THINK IT'S REALLY SWEET WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 312 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,882 AND THE KIDS, THEY ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU, SO-- 313 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:15,278 THE PARENTS DO TOO. WELL, MOSTLY. 314 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,802 TOUCHE. 315 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,979 LET'S JUST CALL IT A DRAW.OKAY. 316 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,241 'CAUSE I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY THRONE. 317 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,852 OH. YEAH, I SHOULD GO TOO. 318 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,114 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 319 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,289 OKAY.NICE. 320 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,638 OH, HEY, JEN?OH. YEAH. YEAH? 321 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,075 WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN? 322 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:33,644 IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!RIGHT! I WILL. OKAY. 323 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:34,819 OH! 324 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,039 OH, EXCUSE ME.YOU SCARED ME. 325 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,127 YOU FORGOT THIS. 326 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:41,043 OH. OH, THANK YOU. 327 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:45,656 OH, THAT'S GREAT! THAT'S SO GREAT. 328 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,832 ALL RIGHT. I-- OKAY. 329 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:52,402 I'LL JUST, UM, GO. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 330 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,143 BYE.BYE. 331 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,884 BYE. 332 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,460 WHEW! 333 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,331 HI, MOMMY! 334 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,854 HI. HOW ABOUT SOME ICE CREAM? 335 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,552 YAY! 336 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,076 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 337 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,949 OH, YOU'RE NOT FALLING FOR HUMBUG MOMMY, ARE YOU? 338 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,605 AW, NO NO NO NO NO. I HEARD WHAT SHE WAS SAYING TO YOU. 339 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,129 NO NO NO. SHE'S HOPELESS. 340 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,044 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 341 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,697 THE STRANGEST THING. 342 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,612 I WALKED OVER THERE WANTING TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND, 343 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,658 AND I LEFT KIND OF LIKING HIM. 344 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,748 YOU COULD DO WORSE THAN SANTA! 345 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,533 AND FROM WHERE I'M STANDING, HE LOOK KIND OF FINE. 346 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,231 OH, PLEASE STOP. 347 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,885 YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR SERIOUS CANDIDATES. 348 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,149 CANDIDATES?POSSIBILITIES. 349 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:47,631 YOU ONLY HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT CHRISTMAS EVE. 350 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,111 TIME IS RUNNING OUT. 351 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,678 YEAH, I KNOW. 352 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:54,116 THEN YOU NEED TO START ACTING LIKE IT. 353 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,251 CHRIS, YOU ARE THE HEIR TO THE LEGACY. 354 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:03,082 YOU'RE THE SON OF SANTA CLAUS. 355 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:10,176 OH, BY THE WAY, YOUR SON SAW SANTA WITHOUT HIS BEARD. 356 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,742 OH NO!RELAX. 357 00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:15,920 SUPERHEROES HAVE ALTER EGOS AND SO DOES SANTA. END OF STORY. 358 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,183 GOOD THINKING! 359 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,141 I'M NOT AS DUMB AS I LOOK. 360 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,625 LET'S SEE. YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER, HE CAN'T DSO THIS FOREVER, CHRIS. 361 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,497 HE IS COUNTING ON YOU.YEAH. 362 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,283 YOU DON'T WANT TO LET HIM DOWN AGAIN, DO YOU? 363 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,588 YEAH-- NO. NO. 364 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,416 THEN IT'S TIME TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE. 365 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:37,986 IF YOU DON'T QUALIFY FOR THE JOB TO BE SANTA THE NEXT GENERATION, 366 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,380 SOMEBODY ELSE WILL HAVE TO TAKE OVER. 367 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,643 YOU DON'T WANT THAT. 368 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,949 OF COURSE NOT. 369 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,865 SO IT'S JUST TIME TO PUT YOUR GAME FACE ON. 370 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,519 IT'S NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK. 371 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,130 COME ON, CHRIS. 372 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,915 YOU'VE JUST GOT TO MAKE THIS ONE SIMPLE CONNECTION 373 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:57,701 TO GET THAT EXTRA POWER, OR, YOU KNOW, CONFIDENCE, 374 00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,226 CHUTZPAH-- WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. 375 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,794 DON'T WORRY, JACK. THIS YEAR IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT. 376 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,884 NO, IT REALLY IS. I KNOW IT. 377 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,059 OKAY. 378 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:22,204 36 ACTIVE LISTINGS. NOW WE'RE TALKING. 379 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:30,865 $400? WHO WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY THESE INFLATED PRICES? 380 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,918 GOT PLANS TONIGHT? 381 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:44,835 OH, JUST A COZY EVENING WITH ERIC. 382 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,796 ERIC, HUH? 383 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,189 I WAS GONNA ASK YOU OUT TO DINNER 384 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,929 BUT I GUESS I SHOULD BACK OFF. 385 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:56,630 OH, ERIC IS MY SEVEN YEAR OLD SON. 386 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,808 SEVEN. WOW. 387 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:04,507 WELL, WHO'S LOOKING AFTER ERIC UNTIL YOU GET HOME? 388 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,858 UM, MY NEIGHBOR SUZIE. 389 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,687 WELL, IT'S HAPPY HOUR. 390 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,777 WHY DON'T YOU CALL SUZIE AND CHARM HER INTO STAYING A LITTLE LATER, 391 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,126 AND JOIN ME FOR A DRINK? 392 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,303 OKAY. BUT NOT TOO LONG. 393 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,827 SURE. 394 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,220 OKAY. 395 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:29,358 AND ONCE I TRACED THE PAYMENTS TO THE SENATOR'S ACCOUNT, I KNEW WE HAD HIM. 396 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:34,233 WE PUBLISHED AND HE'S SERVING THREE TO FIVE FOR TAX EVASION. 397 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:38,062 WOW. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN VERY PROUD. 398 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:41,196 YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY THE PAPER FOLDED. 399 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,244 OH. WELL, THAT'S HOW YOU GOT HERE? 400 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:49,465 MORE OR LESS. 401 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:53,339 WHAT ABOUT YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 402 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:56,255 OH. WELL, I MEAN OF COURSE 403 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,170 I'D LOVE TO BREAK A BIG STORY LIKE THAT ONE DAY, 404 00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,260 BUT FOR NOW I FEEL LIKE I'VE GOT MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE 405 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,611 WITH THIS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT ASSIGNMENT. 406 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,657 YEAH, YEAH. 407 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,486 YOU KNOW YOU DO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE. 408 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:15,752 WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME AT AGES 12 TO 13 WITH THE BRACES. 409 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:19,060 IT WAS JUST, UH-- SORRY. 410 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:22,193 I GUESS I SHOULD JUST SAY THANK YOU, HUH? 411 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:25,284 YOU'RE WELCOME. 412 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:30,114 YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO FIND SOMEBODY I CAN CONNECT WITH. 413 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:32,465 YEAH. 414 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:36,860 YEAH, IT'S UM, NICE. 415 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:41,343 BUT, UM, I REALLY GOTTA GET HOME NOW. 416 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:45,129 I UNDERSTAND. THAT WAS OUR PLAN. 417 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,870 OKAY. 418 00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:48,872 HOW ABOUT WE GET LUNCH ON SATURDAY, 419 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:51,484 WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN SUCH A RUSH TO LEAVE? 420 00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:54,356 OKAY, YEAH. 421 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,010 SURE, THAT SOUNDS NICE. 422 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:59,492 AND IN THE MEANTIME I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK TOMORROW. 423 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:03,060 COOL. YOU RUN. I'LL PAY UP HERE. 424 00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,280 OKAY. THANK YOU. 425 00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:10,024 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.YOU TOO. 426 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,423 ♪ JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ♪ 427 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,512 ♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY 428 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,383 ♪ OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE 429 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,385 ♪ ON A ONE HORSE OPEN-- 430 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,386 BULLFROG! 431 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:27,171 ♪ SLEIGH 432 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:30,305 RIBBIT! THAT WAS GREAT! 433 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,960 WHY DOESN'T MOMMY LIKE CHRISTMAS LIKE US? 434 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,614 OH, HONEY, MOMMY'S JUST BUSY. 435 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:35,919 OKAY, LET'S DO ONE MORE SONG. 436 00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:38,661 THIS TIME LET'S BE DUCKS. 437 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:41,969 OKAY. QUACK QUACK! 438 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,579 OH, HI!MOMMY! 439 00:22:43,623 --> 00:22:45,364 HELLO! OH MY GOSH! 440 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:49,106 I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE JUST A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TO DO. 441 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,718 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STAYING LATER, 442 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:54,416 AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE WITH ALL THE CROWDS. 443 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,375 OH, I DON'T MIND IT AT ALL. 444 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,333 IT'S SO FESTIVE! 445 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,424 HI, BUD! 446 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,425 HI. 447 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:06,602 SO I WAS THINKING-- 448 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:07,864 YOU WERE THINKING, HUH? 449 00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,953 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT, YOUNG MAN? 450 00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,434 YOU KNOW HOW WE HAVE THAT FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE? 451 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,305 YES. 452 00:23:14,349 --> 00:23:16,177 IT DOESN'T SMELL. 453 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,571 YOU WANT A SMELLY CHRISTMAS TREE? 454 00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:21,835 YES! ONE THAT SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS! 455 00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:25,447 OH, BUT HONEY, WE'D HAVE TO BRING IT HOME ON THE ROOF OF A CAR. 456 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:27,014 YEAH! 457 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:30,931 A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE IS MESSY. IT GETS NEEDLES EVERYWHERE. 458 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:34,674 BUT THE NEEDLES ON OUR FAKE TREE ARE FALLING OFF TOO. 459 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,458 PLEASE? 460 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,460 WE'LL SEE. 461 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,462 YES! 462 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:41,942 I SAID WE'LL SEE. 463 00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:46,250 [GERTRUDE] I REALLY THINK WE NEED TO UPDATE THE LAYOUT 464 00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:49,079 ON THE SOCIAL SECTION. WHY NOT DISTRIBUTE 465 00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:51,865 THE ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCEMENTS ON DIFFERENT PAGES? 466 00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:54,258 THAT WILL PULL THE READERS THROUGH THE WHOLE SECTION. 467 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:58,654 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE A VERY CLEVER WOMAN, GERTRUDE. 468 00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,961 THE ADVERTISERS WOULD LOVE THAT. 469 00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,484 I SAY LET'S DO IT. 470 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:06,270 YOU'RE VERY SWEET TO TAKE MY SUGGESTIONS, MARTIN. 471 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:10,710 AND IF IT'S SUCCESSFUL, I'LL TAKE FULL CREDIT. 472 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:16,716 FRANKLIN. 473 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,195 YES, SIR? 474 00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:21,851 THE PICKER CASE, THE TRAFFIC TICKET SCANDAL, 475 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,766 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME? 476 00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,376 OH, YOU WERE SERIOUS. 477 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,377 WHAT? 478 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,772 UM, IT'S SERIOUS. 479 00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:31,339 I'M GONNA NEED MORE TIME. 480 00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:32,558 TOMORROW. 481 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,168 ROBBINS. 482 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,212 YES, MARTIN? 483 00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:37,476 I GOT A RESOURCE FOR YOU. OKAY. 484 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:38,694 THE JOHNSON FAMILY-- 485 00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,783 FORMER ADVERTISER-- 486 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,524 THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES 487 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,047 BUT THEY'VE GOT TWO KIDS 488 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:46,441 AND THE WHOLE FAMILY IS CRAZY ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 489 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,051 YEAH. 490 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,879 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE HAVING DINNER WITH THEM TOMORROW NIGHT. 491 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,229 OH.WELL, COME ON, 492 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:54,971 WE NEED THESE FEEL-GOOD STORIES. 493 00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:58,018 PRINT IS DYING. SCHMALTZ SELLS PAPERS. 494 00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:00,324 IT'S THOSE KINDS OF STORIES THAT KEEP US IN OUR JOBS. 495 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:01,587 I UNDERSTAND. 496 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:04,851 SO GET INTO THE FEEL-GOOD SPIRIT. YOU DO THAT 497 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,462 AND THE STORY WILL WRITE ITSELF. 498 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:15,296 [SNIFFS] 499 00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:17,994 PUT IT RIGHT UNDER THIS ARCH... 500 00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:46,153 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE HERE. 501 00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:48,416 YOU SIT STILL AND I'LL COME GET YOU. 502 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,423 NO LOOKING. 503 00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,776 OKAY, LEAN FORWARD. 504 00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:04,563 TWO STEPS. 505 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,652 CAN I TAKE OFF MY BLINDFOLD NOW? 506 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:07,870 NOT YET. 507 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:10,525 COME ON, MOM, WHAT'S THE SURPRISE? 508 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,571 YOU'LL SEE. 509 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:15,617 ALL RIGHT. NO PEEKING. 510 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:20,796 I WANT YOU TO TELL ME IF YOU SMELL ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. 511 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,147 REAL CHRISTMAS TREES!YEAH! 512 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:31,111 AWESOME! YOU'RE THE BEST MOM EVER! 513 00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:39,859 I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY CHRISTMAS TREES! 514 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,387 JEN!OH! 515 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:49,433 OH, YOU'RE SO-- 516 00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:51,958 SO--?EVERYWHERE. 517 00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:55,048 OH, YEAH. SANTA CLAUS BY DAY, 518 00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:56,440 CHRISTMAS TREE SALESMAN BY NIGHT. 519 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:57,703 OH. 520 00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:58,878 I TRY TO PICK UP AS MUCH WORK 521 00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:00,140 AS I CAN AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 522 00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:01,141 RIGHT. 523 00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:04,448 SANTA? 524 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:08,235 UH, NO. NO. HEY, BUDDY. MY NAME'S CHRIS. 525 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:09,540 NICE TO MEET YOU. 526 00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:11,194 AS IN KRIS KRINGLE, RIGHT? 527 00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:15,416 CAN'T FOOL ME. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 528 00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:20,813 SORRY. HE SAW US TALKING YESTERDAY WITH YOUR BEARD DOWN. 529 00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:23,467 OH. NO, I'M SORRY. 530 00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:26,079 IT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY. YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME. 531 00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:28,864 WELL, THE SECRET'S OUT, SO MUM'S THE WORD. 532 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,825 THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO. 533 00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:34,783 OH. AYE AYE, MR. C. 534 00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:38,657 SO, ERIC, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME. 535 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,789 AND I PICKED OUT THE PERFECT TREE FOR YOU AND YOUR MOM. 536 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:43,183 YOU DID?YEAH. 537 00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:44,750 IT'S ACTUALLY RIGHT HERE. 538 00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:46,186 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 539 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:47,753 WHOA. 540 00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:49,450 HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN THAT WE WERE COMING? 541 00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:51,757 I ONLY JUST DECIDED LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO. 542 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:56,152 OH, IT WAS ON HIS WISH LIST, AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT HIM, 543 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,719 SO I THOUGHT I BETTER BE PREPARED. OH. 544 00:27:57,763 --> 00:28:01,636 WOW. IT'S PERFECT! 545 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,116 YEAH? YOU LIKE IT? 546 00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:04,683 AND LOOK WHAT IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. 547 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,293 I PUT YOUR NAME ON IT. 548 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:08,730 IT SAYS MY NAME!YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 549 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,732 OH! 550 00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,081 I CAN DELIVER IT FOR YOU TOO. 551 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,954 OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY. WE'LL-- 552 00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:21,612 OKAY. YEAH. 553 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:22,701 OKAY. 554 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:23,832 ON ONE CONDITION. 555 00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:25,573 OH, WHAT'S THAT? 556 00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:29,620 THAT YOU'LL STAY AND HAVE SOME CHRISTMAS COOKIES WITH US. 557 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:30,883 I'M BAKING. 558 00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:32,145 AW. 559 00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:35,496 SANTA'S COMING FOR COOKIES AND MILK 560 00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:36,758 AT OUR HOUSE? 561 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:40,153 WELL?I WOULD BE DELIGHTED. 562 00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,676 THANK YOU FOR THE INVITE. 563 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,724 GREAT. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE OUR ADDRESS DOWN? 564 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,073 THERE'S NO NEED. 565 00:28:47,116 --> 00:28:48,814 YOU KNOW WHERE WE LIVE? 566 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:52,165 NO! NO, THAT WOULD BE CREEPY. 567 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,819 YEAH! 568 00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:55,821 UH, NO, THERE'S NO NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN. 569 00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:57,039 I'LL JUST REMEMBER IT. 570 00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,302 OH. OKAY! PHEW! 571 00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:01,652 IT'S 135 FILLMORE STREET. 572 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,698 135 FILLMORE STREET. GOT IT. 573 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:04,743 OKAY.ALL RIGHT. 574 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:05,918 GOOD. 575 00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:12,576 READY? HERE WE GO. 576 00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:22,586 THIS IS GOOD, JACK. THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 577 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,327 SO WHY IS THIS GOOD? 578 00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:26,286 DON'T YOU SEE? I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA BE HERE TONIGHT. 579 00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:27,940 THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A HUNCH. 580 00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:30,159 NO, IT WASN'T A HUNCH. I KNEW IT. 581 00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:31,944 THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN COACHING ME FOR-- 582 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:34,816 A CONNECTION, RIGHT? A REAL CONNECTION. 583 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:38,472 WHEN WE LOOKED INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES, I FELT IT. 584 00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:41,997 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THIS ONE. 585 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:43,869 I REALLY DO. 586 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:45,348 I HOPE YOU'RE WRONG, JACK. 587 00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:47,742 FOR THE SAKE OF CHRISTMAS, I HOPE YOU'RE WRONG. 588 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,961 ME TOO. 589 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,009 SANTA! 590 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:55,663 ERIC, MY MAN! 591 00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:57,360 YOU READY TO PUT THIS BEAUTY UP? 592 00:29:57,404 --> 00:29:58,579 YAY! 593 00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:00,059 OH, HEY.HI. 594 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,800 I CAN SEE YOU'RE UP TO YOUR ELBOWS IN COOKIE DOUGH. 595 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,976 I'LL GO WASH MY HANDS AND I'LL COME BACK AND HELP. 596 00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:06,065 OH, NO, I WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT. 597 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:07,718 WE CAN HANDLE IT, RIGHT? RIGHT! 598 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:08,894 YEAH, IT'LL BE UP IN A SNAP. 599 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,678 OKAY.OKAY. 600 00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:11,897 SO WHERE SHOULD WE PUT IT? 601 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,594 RIGHT HERE. 602 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:14,856 THAT'S A PERFECT CORNER. 603 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,684 OH. OH, THANKS, BUDDY. 604 00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:17,685 YOU'RE WELCOME. 605 00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:19,774 LET'S GET IT IN THERE. 606 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,036 WATCH THE TOP. 607 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,865 A LITTLE MORE RIGHT. 608 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:27,129 OKAY, I THINK THAT'S IT. 609 00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:29,871 WHAT DO YOU THINK?PERFECT! 610 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:32,178 IT'S PERFECT. I AGREE. 611 00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,228 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE? 612 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:41,317 OH, VERY GOOD. ALMOST DONE. HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE? 613 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,753 REALLY GOOD. I WANT YOU TO COME AND SEE IT. 614 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,451 OKAY.OKAY, COME ON. 615 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:47,454 READY? 616 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:48,455 READY. 617 00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,372 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 618 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,156 ON THE COUNT OF THREE. READY? 619 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,420 ONE, TWO, THREE! 620 00:30:57,464 --> 00:31:00,423 OH! MERRY CHRISTMAS!WOW! 621 00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:04,079 THIS IS WONDERFUL, BUDDY! 622 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:06,125 DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? 623 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,955 THE COOKIES! 624 00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:11,565 OH MY GOODNESS! I'LL GET 'EM. YOU STAY HERE WITH ERIC, ENJOY THE LIGHTS. 625 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:14,524 NO, WAIT--RELAX. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 626 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:17,832 WOW. 627 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,531 IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS NOW. 628 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:24,404 YEAH. SURE DOES. 629 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:38,157 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 630 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,768 BOY, CHRIS. 631 00:31:40,811 --> 00:31:42,988 MMM, COOKIES. 632 00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,816 OH, CHRIS, 633 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,035 THIS IS SO LOVELY. 634 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:49,037 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THIS. 635 00:31:49,081 --> 00:31:52,084 DID YOU REALLY JUST MAKE THESE COOKIES? 636 00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:53,476 YEAH, IT'S NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL. 637 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,220 AND WE GOT HOT CHOCOLATE WITH MARSHMALLOWS. 638 00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,656 I LOVE MARSHMALLOWS! 639 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,571 WELL, THEN WE'LL GIVE YOU EXTRA MARSHMALLOWS. 640 00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:05,271 I LIKE A LOT OF MARSHMALLOWS TOO. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS. 641 00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:06,620 I LOVE A LOT OF MARSHMALLOWS. 642 00:32:06,663 --> 00:32:07,969 THEN YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 643 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:08,970 THAT ONE IS FOR YOU, BUDDY. 644 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,276 THANK YOU. 645 00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:11,538 AND THERE YOU GO.THANK YOU. 646 00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:13,366 THIS ONE'S MINE. 647 00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:21,548 UH-- WE ALMOST FORGOT THE STAR FOR THE TOP OF THE TREE, GUYS! 648 00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:24,159 OH.OH, I KNOW WHERE IT IS. 649 00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,990 UH, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST ONE MINUTE? 650 00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:30,035 MM-HMM. 651 00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:31,732 OKAY. JUST ONE MINUTE. 652 00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:35,866 SO ARE YOU WRAPPING THINGS UP? 653 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:39,174 HAVE YOU MADE A CHRISTMAS CONVERT OUT OF HUMBUG MOMMY? 654 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:40,697 NO, NOT YET, BUT-- 655 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,265 SEE? THE CLOCK IS TICKING. 656 00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:45,485 NO NO, IT IS TIME TO MOVE ON, CHRIS. 657 00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,499 YOU DON'T COOK. 658 00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:07,202 I HOPE THIS ISN'T JUST YOU MOONING OVER A PRETTY FACE. 659 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,466 YEAH. 660 00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:23,175 HE IS SOUND ASLEEP. 661 00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:24,872 OH, GOOD. 662 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:27,701 I BET HE HAS VISIONS OF SUGARPLUMS DANCING IN HIS HEAD. 663 00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:30,356 YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE, ARE YOU? 664 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,184 NO. 665 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:36,101 SO, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 666 00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:41,236 UH, I'M FROM THE NORTH-- CANADA. 667 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,847 THE NORTH CANADA. 668 00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:45,936 UM, NORTHERN CANADA. AND YOU? 669 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:48,504 I'M FROM HERE. BORN AND RAISED. 670 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,550 HEY, IT'S A GREAT TOWN. 671 00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:51,725 [SNICKERS] 672 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:55,772 SO, YOU GOT MARRIED EIGHT YEARS AGO? 673 00:33:55,816 --> 00:33:57,687 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 674 00:33:57,731 --> 00:34:01,691 OH, I JUST FIGURED. ERIC IS SEVEN, AND I DID THE MATH. 675 00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:04,564 OH. YES, I WAS MARRIED, 676 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:08,133 AND VERY UNCEREMONIOUSLY DUMPED WHEN ERIC WAS ONE. 677 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:09,917 YEAH. 678 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,660 WELL, YOU KNOW, 679 00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:16,445 SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN'T RISE TO THE OCCASION. 680 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:22,451 WHEN PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO LEAVE, IT'S USUALLY BETTER THAT YOU LET THEM GO. 681 00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:29,632 HEY, WHY DON'T I COME BY TOMORROW NIGHT 682 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:31,939 AND HELP PUT UP SOME MORE OUTDOOR LIGHTS? 683 00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:36,465 OH-- OH, I CAN'T. 684 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:39,903 I HAVE THIS DINNER WITH A LOCAL FAMILY TOMORROW NIGHT. 685 00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:41,253 OH, OKAY. 686 00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:43,516 NO, ITS RESEARCH THAT I'M DOING 687 00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:46,432 ON AN ARTICLE ON CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 688 00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:48,086 YOU ARE? 689 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,130 YEAH. 690 00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:51,437 REALLY? THAT'S GREAT! 691 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,699 OH. 692 00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:54,918 YEAH. HEY, MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU. 693 00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:59,401 I COULD COME WITH YOU. AS SANTA, OF COURSE. 694 00:34:59,445 --> 00:35:01,447 HELP SPREAD A LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER. 695 00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:03,449 YOU DEFINITELY COULD DO THAT, JUDGING ON TONIGHT, 696 00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:06,452 YES, I WOULD SAY YOU COULD. 697 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:08,845 WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE LOT? 698 00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:10,630 OH, JACK CAN HANDLE IT. 699 00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:13,981 THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. YEAH. 700 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:16,157 BESIDES, I, UM-- 701 00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:19,595 I REALLY LIKE YOUR COMPANY. 702 00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:22,729 IT'S NOT A DATE. 703 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:23,599 NO! 704 00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,384 BECAUSE IT'S MY JOB. 705 00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:27,299 NO, OF COURSE NOT. I KNOW. 706 00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:28,822 AND I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 707 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,040 THAT'S RIGHT. 708 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,826 SO IT WOULD BE TWO PROFESSIONALS WORKING. 709 00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:34,175 YES. CORRECT. 710 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,177 OKAY. 711 00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:40,486 OKAY.OKAY. 712 00:35:40,529 --> 00:35:42,314 I SHOULD GO.OKAY. 713 00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:44,272 YEAH.ALL RIGHT. 714 00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:46,796 OKAY. 715 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,016 SO, UM, TOMORROW NIGHT.TOMORROW NIGHT. 716 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:50,235 OKAY.OH, OH-- 717 00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:51,497 WHAT TIME? 718 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,020 MEET ME HERE AT 5:30. 719 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,239 OKAY. 5:30. 720 00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:55,718 5:30.BE HERE. 721 00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,329 OKAY. 722 00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:05,598 OKAY, THE BIDDING ON THIS MIKE MAXIM IS ONLY $140 723 00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:07,513 WITH 60 SECONDS LEFT TO GO. 724 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:10,342 I'M GONNA PUT A BID IN AT $150 725 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,780 WHEN THERE'S ONLY 10 SECONDS LEFT SO NOBODY CAN OUTBID ME. YES! 726 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:17,349 FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S THE SAME STRATEGY EVERYONE ELSE USES 727 00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:19,699 AND SECOND, ARE YOU INSANE? 728 00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:22,615 $150 FOR A $20 ACTION FIGURE? 729 00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:25,357 OKAY, SUZIE, I KNOW IT SOUNDS INSANE, YES! 730 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,141 BUT I AM EXHAUSTED LOOKING FOR THIS THING. 731 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:31,276 I JUST WANT TO GET IT DONE AND PAY THROUGH THE NOSE IF I HAVE TO. 732 00:36:33,582 --> 00:36:35,410 CROSS YOUR FINGERS. 733 00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:38,979 OH NO! 734 00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:41,373 "SORRY, YOU HAVE BEEN OUTBID!" 735 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:44,637 OH!WINNING BID IS $475! 736 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,160 SEE? THIS IS WHAT I TOLD YOU! 737 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,119 I AM SO SICK OF THIS TIME OF YEAR! 738 00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:50,643 I'VE HAD IT! 739 00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,688 JEN, YOU'RE JUST PUTTING TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOURSELF 740 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,299 TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE HAPPY. 741 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:57,606 YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE'S ALL HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 742 00:36:57,650 --> 00:37:02,437 AND I'M-- I DON'T KNOW. I'M LONELY. 743 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:05,397 HEY, HELLO? WHAT ABOUT ME? 744 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,746 WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER SNAPS? 745 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:09,139 NOT THAT KIND OF LONELY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 746 00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:11,794 OH. OH. 747 00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:15,407 YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST HAD IT WITH THESE DREAMER FLAKY GUYS 748 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:17,887 WHO WON'T GROW UP. I'M DONE WITH BONEHEADS. 749 00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:22,718 I WANT A NICE GUY WHO WILL REALLY KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY RIGHT. 750 00:37:22,762 --> 00:37:25,025 AMEN.I THINK I DESERVE THAT. 751 00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:28,115 WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO. AND WELCOME TO THE CLUB. 752 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,770 WAIT. YOU GO ON DATES AL THE TIME. 753 00:37:30,813 --> 00:37:33,990 DATES, YES. MATES, NO. 754 00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,862 AT LEAST NOT THIS WEEK. 755 00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:37,385 AND WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? 756 00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:39,605 YOU HAVE TWO GUYS FIGHTING OVER YOU. 757 00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:42,303 THAT ONE GUY AT WORK TOOK YOU OUT THIS WEEK. 758 00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:45,654 SAM? OH, HE IS HANDSOME. 759 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:48,527 I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST NOT REALLY FEELING IT. 760 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:50,790 WELL, THAT CHRIS SEEMS NICE. 761 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:54,272 AND HE MAKES A MEAN CHRISTMAS COOKIE. 762 00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:56,274 WAIT. NO MORE. THAT'S IT. 763 00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:57,449 NO MORE. GET 'EM AWAY. 764 00:37:57,492 --> 00:38:01,322 YEAH, BUT MY KID THINKS HE'S SANTA. 765 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:04,760 YOU COULD DO WORSE THAN A GUY WHO WANTS TO SPREAD JOY TO THE WORLD. 766 00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:07,894 WHAT I'M SAYING IS, WHAT IF IT GOES REALLY GREAT 767 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:09,112 AND THEN REALLY BAD 768 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:11,289 AND THEN ERIC ENDS UP GETTING TERRIBLY HURT. 769 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,856 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KNOW IF YOU DON'T TAKE A CHANCE. 770 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,815 IT'S LIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY. 771 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,773 YOU GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT. 772 00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:21,299 THAT IS DO WEIRD. GERTRUDE FROM MY WORK SAID THE SAME EXACT THING. 773 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:23,866 SO HOW MANY TIMES TO YOU HAVE TO HEAR THE SAME THING? 774 00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:27,740 OH! OKAY OKAY, I'VE GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT. 775 00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:30,133 THAT'LL BE MY NEW MOTTO. 776 00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:34,964 OH NO! SAM IS HERE! I FORGOT THAT I PROMISED LUNCH WITH HIM! 777 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:38,054 NEW GUY FROM WORK? YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED IN HIM! 778 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:39,839 YEAH, BUT YOU SAID I GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT! 779 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:42,929 WELL, YEAH, BUT NOT TWO AT ONCE! 780 00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:47,107 SHARE THE WEALTH! GOSH! 781 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,022 [GASPS] HOLY MOLY! 782 00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:50,589 HE'S GORGEOUS! 783 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:53,374 OH, IF YOU AREN'T FEELING IT, LET ME KNOW! 784 00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:56,246 BECAUSE I AM FEELING IT RIGHT NOW! 785 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,031 SHHHH! 786 00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:04,994 HI. 787 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:06,953 HEY. I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU WEREN'T HOME. 788 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:09,129 OH, SORRY. 789 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,565 AREN'T YOU GONNA INTRODUCE ME? 790 00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:13,873 OH, YES. THIS IS SUZIE, MY NEIGHBOR. 791 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,788 HI, SUZIE, I'M SAM. NICE TO MEET YOU. 792 00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:19,052 HI. I'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU. THE NEW GUY. 793 00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:21,315 WELCOME.THANK YOU. 794 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,925 SUZIE'S MY OLDEST FRIEND. 795 00:39:22,969 --> 00:39:24,753 OW! 796 00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,886 MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. 797 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:29,367 AND MY SON'S FAVORITE BABYSITTER. 798 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,890 NICE. 799 00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:34,023 I ROCK. IF YOU EVER NEED A FRIEND OR A BABYSITTER, 800 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,590 YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL. 801 00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:38,288 HEY LOOK, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "FRIEND AND BABYSITTER" ON HERE. 802 00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:40,900 IT DOES?NO. JUST KIDDING. 803 00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:42,858 OH. HAH! 804 00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:46,471 HUH. 805 00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:48,255 WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. 806 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,475 MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD SKEDADDLE.YEAH YEAH YEAH. 807 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,694 ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE I WOULD USE THAT WORD. 808 00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:57,177 OKAY. 809 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,658 OKAY, HAVE A LOVELY TIME. 810 00:39:59,701 --> 00:40:01,094 NOT! 811 00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:06,447 NO MURDERS, NO ROBBERY, NO ARSON. 812 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:09,537 WHAT'S A CRIME REPORTER SUPPOSED TO DO ALL DAY IN THIS SLEEPY TOWN? 813 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,761 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? 814 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:18,416 HOW'S THE CHRISTMAS JUJU STORY COMING ALONG? 815 00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:20,113 YOU GETTING ANYWHERE? 816 00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:23,029 MMM. ACTUALLY I AM. 817 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:24,422 REALLY?MM-HMM. 818 00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:27,337 YEAH. I REALLY WASN'T INTO THE STORY INITIALLY, 819 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:31,559 BUT WHEN I GOT INTO IT, I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING HAPPENED. 820 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:33,474 JUST, SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT. 821 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:35,389 NO REALLY, I MEAN IT. 822 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,566 LIFE THIS WEEK, IT JUST SEEMS A LITTLE LESS GRIM. 823 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:43,397 ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? 824 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,443 A LITTLE BIT. 825 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,637 WELL, THAT WAS FUN, YOU KNOW?MM-HMM. 826 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,204 LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 827 00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:10,772 SURE. 828 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:17,039 MMM. 829 00:41:20,913 --> 00:41:22,001 OH. UH... 830 00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:23,481 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND THE OFFICE. 831 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:24,917 YEAH. 832 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,049 OKAY.OKAY. 833 00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:37,973 SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO ME, JACK. 834 00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:40,628 SOMETHING NEW. 835 00:41:40,672 --> 00:41:42,587 SOMETHING WONDERFUL. 836 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,110 OKAY, YOU READ MY LIPS. 837 00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:48,027 YOU HAVE GOT TO FIND A WOMAN WHO IS 100% INTO CHRISTMAS. 838 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:53,772 THE NORTH POLE. ELVES. REINDEER. THE COLOR RED. 839 00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:56,731 I KNOW, BUT I GET THIS FEELING 840 00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,994 THAT THE CLOSER I GET JEN TO BELIEVING IN CHRISTMAS, 841 00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:00,953 THE MORE POWER I HAVE TO BRING CHRISTMAS TO EVERYBODY. 842 00:42:00,996 --> 00:42:04,609 LISTEN, IF YOUR POWERS ARE REVVING UP, THAT'S GREAT. 843 00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:06,567 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE SHE IS THE ONE. 844 00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:09,439 BUT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS. 845 00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:11,703 YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT MY POWER'S GETTING STRONGER? 846 00:42:11,746 --> 00:42:14,053 NO. NOT REALLY.OKAY. 847 00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:16,446 COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 848 00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:18,971 COME HERE. 849 00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:21,277 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. YEAH YEAH YEAH. 850 00:42:21,321 --> 00:42:23,584 LOOK. ALL RIGHT, YOU SEE THAT GROUP OF KIDS OVER THERE? 851 00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:25,064 YEAH. WHAT ABOUT 'EM? 852 00:42:25,107 --> 00:42:26,631 I CAN TELL YOU WHICH ONES ARE NAUGHTY 853 00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:27,893 AND WHICH ONES ARE NICE. 854 00:42:27,936 --> 00:42:29,590 GIVE ME A BREAK.THEY'RE ALL NICE. 855 00:42:29,634 --> 00:42:34,247 EXCEPT FOR THE KID IN THE GREEN T-SHIRT. 856 00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:36,205 JUST WAIT. YOU'LL SEE. 857 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:42,037 HEY, BOBBY! I'M TELLING MOM! 858 00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:43,430 [CRYING] 859 00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:47,390 OKAY. YEAH. NOW YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION. 860 00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:48,609 WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME. 861 00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:50,916 WHEN DO YOU SEE HER AGAIN?TONIGHT. 862 00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:52,961 HMM. 863 00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:54,963 I AM WARMING UP TO THIS, CHRIS. 864 00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:57,618 WARMING UP. 865 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,628 HI! COME ON IN!HO HO HO! 866 00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,282 I'M ALMOST READY.OKAY. 867 00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:10,283 YOU LOOK AMAZING! 868 00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:11,589 OH, THANKS. 869 00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:12,807 HEY, WHERE'S ERIC? 870 00:43:12,851 --> 00:43:14,679 OH, HE'S AT DINNER AT A FRIEND'S, 871 00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:16,463 SO HE'LL BE HOME LATER.OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 872 00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:18,465 WELL, HO HO HO! 873 00:43:18,508 --> 00:43:21,424 HI.THIS IS OUR NEIGHBOR SUZIE. 874 00:43:21,468 --> 00:43:22,774 HI, SUZIE.HI. 875 00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:24,950 I'M CHRIS UNDERNEATH ALL THIS STUFF. 876 00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:26,691 YEAH, I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. 877 00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:29,128 I WAS WITH JEN AT THE MALL WHEN SHE BAWLED YOU OUT. 878 00:43:29,171 --> 00:43:33,654 OH. THANKS FOR REMINDING US.YES. I REMEMBER NOW. 879 00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:36,265 AND YOU SURE GAVE THIS HOUSE A CHRISTMAS MAKEOVER! 880 00:43:36,309 --> 00:43:37,789 OH, THANKS. 881 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:40,139 AND YOUR COOKIES ARE A GIRL'S WORST NIGHTMARE. 882 00:43:40,182 --> 00:43:42,489 I MEAN, STAPLE 'EM TO MY THIGHS! 883 00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:44,012 THANK YOU SO MUCH!SORRY ABOUT THAT. 884 00:43:44,056 --> 00:43:46,319 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO GET MY STUFF. BE RIGHT BACK. 885 00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:47,625 ALL RIGHT. 886 00:43:49,844 --> 00:43:51,629 YOU TREAT HER RIGHT, YOU HEAR? 887 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,935 OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. I WILL. 888 00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:56,416 'CAUSE THAT'S MY CHRISTMAS WISH FOR SANTA. 889 00:43:56,459 --> 00:43:58,026 OKAY. 890 00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:15,696 OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE JOHNSONS ARE GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME. 891 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,090 YEAH, THE FATHER LOST HIS JOB-- 892 00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:20,353 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT? 893 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:23,312 LOGICAL GUESS. THEY'RE-- 894 00:44:23,356 --> 00:44:25,010 OH. 895 00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:28,840 WELL, I HARDLY IMAGINE THEY'RE FULL OF HOLIDAY CHEER 896 00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:31,146 NO MATTER WHAT MY EDITOR SAYS. 897 00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:33,366 [DOORBELL RINGS] 898 00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,629 OH, HERE WE GO. 899 00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:37,762 HI. 900 00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:38,806 MISS ROBBINS, RIGHT? 901 00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:40,939 OH, PLEASE CALL ME JEN. 902 00:44:40,982 --> 00:44:42,375 AND SANTA? 903 00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:44,856 HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 904 00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:47,685 THIS IS MY FRIEND CHRIS. 905 00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:50,731 HE IS A PROFESSIONAL SANTA AT THE MALL. 906 00:44:50,775 --> 00:44:52,559 COME ON IN! WELCOME! WELCOME! 907 00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:54,126 GREAT! HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT. 908 00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:55,823 OKAY. 909 00:45:04,266 --> 00:45:05,615 OH! 910 00:45:07,095 --> 00:45:09,794 SANTA! SANTA! HE'S HERE! 911 00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:13,449 OH, HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! STELLA, RIGHT? 912 00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:15,016 HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? 913 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:17,976 'CAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS. I KNOW EVERYBODY'S NAME. 914 00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:22,894 HELLO! SANTA, WELCOME! 915 00:45:22,937 --> 00:45:24,460 HI! 916 00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:26,158 I'M JUST FINISHING UP A FEW THINGS IN THE KITCHEN, 917 00:45:26,201 --> 00:45:28,377 SO PLEASE MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. 918 00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:29,814 THANK YOU.OKAY. 919 00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:32,294 MOMMY MOMMY, SANTA KNEW MY NAME! 920 00:45:32,338 --> 00:45:34,122 THAT'S AMAZING! 921 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:36,037 YOU WANT TO COME HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN? 922 00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,299 OKAY. 923 00:45:37,343 --> 00:45:38,300 DEXTER. 924 00:45:38,344 --> 00:45:39,388 YES. 925 00:45:39,432 --> 00:45:41,129 MY, YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST. 926 00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:42,740 BET YOU'RE EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS, HUH? 927 00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:45,394 YES, SIR-- I MEAN, YES, SANTA. 928 00:45:45,438 --> 00:45:46,787 OH, GOOD, GOOD! 929 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:48,920 DEXTER, LET'S GET OUR GUESTS SOME DRINKS, HUH? 930 00:45:48,963 --> 00:45:50,312 OKAY. 931 00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:55,535 I NEVER TOLD YOU THEIR NAMES, DID I? 932 00:45:55,578 --> 00:45:57,580 OH, I THINK YOU DID. 933 00:45:57,624 --> 00:45:59,365 HMM? 934 00:46:00,975 --> 00:46:04,283 SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT CHRISTMAS? 935 00:46:04,326 --> 00:46:05,501 PRESENTS! 936 00:46:05,545 --> 00:46:07,155 PRESENTS! 937 00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:08,635 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 938 00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:12,073 PRESENTS TOO, BUT I MOSTLY LOVE THE TREE AND THE LIGHTS. 939 00:46:12,117 --> 00:46:14,380 WE DIDN'T BUY ANY NEW DECORATIONS THIS YEAR. 940 00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:16,382 WE MADE EVERYTHING OURSELVES. 941 00:46:16,425 --> 00:46:19,602 WELL, THAT'S EVEN BETTER! 942 00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:22,257 YES, I HAVEN'T WORKED FOR-- WELL, FOR QUITE A WHILE. 943 00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:24,999 WE DECIDED TO SKIP PRESENTS THIS YEAR. 944 00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:28,611 [JEN] I'M SO SORRY. 945 00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:33,138 OH NO IT'S OKAY. WE HAVE PLENTY TO EAT FROM THE CHURCH FOOD BANK. 946 00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:35,401 THE KIDS DID A GREAT JOB WITH THE DECORATIONS, 947 00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:39,057 WE HAVE EACH OTHER AND WE'RE HEALTHY. WHAT MORE DO WE REALLY NEED? 948 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,320 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY HAVE A WONDERFUL ATTITUDE ABOUT IT. 949 00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:45,454 LISTEN, NO MATTER WHAT LIFE THROWS AT YOU, 950 00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:48,022 WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES ALONG, 951 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:52,244 EVERYTHING SEEMS EXACTLY RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 952 00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:53,811 MM-HMM. 953 00:47:02,428 --> 00:47:03,516 [SNIFFS] 954 00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,865 OH, NO! 955 00:47:06,998 --> 00:47:09,000 OH, NO! 956 00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:12,307 OH! 957 00:47:13,482 --> 00:47:14,701 NO! OH! 958 00:47:14,744 --> 00:47:16,921 EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE? 959 00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:19,445 I FORGOT TO COVER IT! 960 00:47:19,488 --> 00:47:22,927 OOH. UM, I THINK I CAN HELP. 961 00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:26,234 BUT IT'S A CINDER! I-- DINNER IS RUINED! 962 00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:28,628 OH, NO, MRS. JOHNSON. IT'S NOT RUINED. 963 00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:31,936 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. WHY DON'T YOU GO AND HANG WITH THE FAMILY 964 00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:34,329 AND LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO IN HERE? 965 00:47:34,373 --> 00:47:37,158 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO. 966 00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:39,508 MAYBE SOME GRAVY. 967 00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:42,729 I'M AFRAID NO GRAVY I KNOW OF IS GONNA FIX THIS ONE. 968 00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:45,166 WELL LET ME JUST GIVE IT A SHOT. 969 00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:48,822 COME ON. 970 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:51,999 WELL, SANTA KNOWS BEST. 971 00:47:52,043 --> 00:47:54,219 THERE YOU GO! THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 972 00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:55,220 GO AHEAD, RELAX. 973 00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,267 OH, BOY. 974 00:48:03,663 --> 00:48:05,839 HOW'S DINNER COMING ALONG? 975 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:09,712 OH, SANTA INSISTED ON MAKING SOME GRAVY. 976 00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:13,020 THAT'S GREAT. NOW YOU CAN JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX. 977 00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:15,980 YEAH. 978 00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:24,597 [CLEARS THROAT] 979 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,034 MRS. JOHNSON, COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND IN THE KITCHEN? 980 00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:33,867 [GASPS] 981 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,477 BUT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 982 00:48:35,521 --> 00:48:37,349 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! 983 00:48:37,392 --> 00:48:39,829 OH, IT'S VERY POSSIBLE BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD COOK. 984 00:48:39,873 --> 00:48:42,267 IT'S-- IT'S PERFECT. 985 00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:46,053 YEAH. DINNER TIME. LET'S EAT! 986 00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:47,925 OKAY! 987 00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:53,539 [ALL] OOH! AHH! 988 00:48:53,582 --> 00:48:56,803 [SANTA] THIS LOOKS GOOD! 989 00:48:56,846 --> 00:49:00,720 HONEY, YOU HAVE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF WITH THIS ONE. 990 00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:02,069 IT WASN'T-- 991 00:49:02,113 --> 00:49:05,029 DIDN'T SHE DO A GREAT JOB ON THAT TURKEY? WOW! 992 00:49:07,074 --> 00:49:08,815 HE JUST DID SOMETHING AMAZING IN THERE. 993 00:49:08,858 --> 00:49:12,471 OH, BELIEVE ME, CHRIS IS FULL OF SURPRISES. 994 00:49:12,514 --> 00:49:14,516 OKAY, NOW BEFORE WE START, 995 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:20,479 WHO KNOWS HOW MANY REINDEER IT TAKES TO PULL SANTA'S SLEIGH? 996 00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:21,784 THAT'S EASY. EIGHT. 997 00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:22,785 CORRECT! 998 00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:25,005 WELL, PLUS RUDOLPH. 999 00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,876 YES, BUT ONLY IN FOGGY WEATHER. 1000 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,487 [ALL GIGGLE] 1001 00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:30,793 WELL, I'M STARVED.ME TOO. 1002 00:49:30,837 --> 00:49:32,230 LET'S EAT. 1003 00:49:36,799 --> 00:49:38,236 HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE? 1004 00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:39,498 OH, GOOD. 1005 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:40,760 NEED A HAND? 1006 00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:42,805 WHY, SURE. THANKS. 1007 00:49:42,849 --> 00:49:43,893 I CAN DRY. 1008 00:49:43,937 --> 00:49:44,938 EXCELLENT.YEAH. 1009 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:45,939 GIVE ME THAT. 1010 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,114 MY WIFE AND I TAKE TURNS. 1011 00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:48,463 WHEN SHE COOKS, I CLEAN UP, 1012 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:49,987 AND VICE VERSA. 1013 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:54,687 HEY, YOU KNOW THE CHRISTMAS TREE FARM DOWN ON FOREST ROAD? 1014 00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,994 YEAH, I KNOW IT. 1015 00:49:57,037 --> 00:49:58,299 SURE GETS BUSY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 1016 00:49:58,343 --> 00:49:59,866 COULD USE AN EXTRA HAND, REALLY. 1017 00:49:59,909 --> 00:50:02,782 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAD THE TIME. 1018 00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:05,045 OF COURSE I GOT THE TIME. 1019 00:50:05,089 --> 00:50:06,916 OH, YEAH? REALLY? 1020 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,309 IT PAYS PRETTY GOOD. 1021 00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:11,312 FULL BENEFITS. IN FACT, IF YOU LIKE THE PLACE, 1022 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,793 WE COULD USE SOMEONE TO MANAGE IT YEAR ROUND. 1023 00:50:13,836 --> 00:50:15,795 WE'RE EXPANDING THE BUSINESS. 1024 00:50:15,838 --> 00:50:18,015 WHEN CAN I START? 1025 00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:21,018 HOW ABOUT TOMORROW? 1026 00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:25,848 I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY THANK YOU. 1027 00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:26,980 NO THANKS NEEDED. 1028 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,373 OH, THE DISHES ARE DONE? 1029 00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,114 AND YOUR FRIEND HERE JUST OFFERED ME A JOB 1030 00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:32,377 AT THE CHRISTMAS TREE FARM. 1031 00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:34,901 PARDON ME, BUT I HAVE TO TELL MY WIFE THE GOOD NEWS. 1032 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,253 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 1033 00:50:39,297 --> 00:50:40,776 NO NO NO. 1034 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:42,517 ACTUALLY, WE COULD REALLY USE A GUY LIKE THAT AROUND. 1035 00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:45,564 HMM. 1036 00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:47,479 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW 1037 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:49,350 YOU PULLED OFF THAT MAGIC IN THE KITCHEN. 1038 00:50:49,394 --> 00:50:51,831 WELL, I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE STORY RUNS IN THE PAPER. 1039 00:50:51,874 --> 00:50:53,528 PLEASE DO. 1040 00:50:53,572 --> 00:50:54,660 BYE, SANTA! 1041 00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:56,053 [SANTA] GOODBYE, STELLA. 1042 00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,315 [DEXTER] BYE, NICE TO SEE YOU. 1043 00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:59,317 [SANTA] NICE TO SEE YOU, DEXTER. 1044 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,102 THERE'S, UH, THERE'S PRESENTS-- 1045 00:51:02,146 --> 00:51:04,931 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL. 1046 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:06,324 AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! 1047 00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:07,934 BYE! 1048 00:51:07,977 --> 00:51:12,460 SO, YOU HAVE NO EXPLANATION HOW A BUNCH OF CHRISTMAS PRESENTS 1049 00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:14,593 SUDDENLY APPEARED UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE. 1050 00:51:14,636 --> 00:51:18,118 MAYBE THEY WERE JUST EMPTY BOXES 1051 00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,641 WRAPPED UP FOR DECORATION. 1052 00:51:19,685 --> 00:51:22,644 AND YOU PERFORM ANOTHER MIRACLE IN THE KITCHEN 1053 00:51:22,688 --> 00:51:24,907 AND GIVE THE GUY A JOB? 1054 00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:26,300 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. THE BOTTOM LINE IS, 1055 00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:28,520 THE JOHNSON FAMILY DESERVED A BREAK 1056 00:51:28,563 --> 00:51:30,087 AND WE GAVE THEM ONE. 1057 00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:32,045 DOESN'T IT JUST MAKE YOU FEEL WONDERFUL? YEAH. 1058 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:33,177 I MEAN, THEY'RE SUCH A GREAT FAMILY. 1059 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:36,093 THEY'RE SO LOVING WITH EACH OTHER. 1060 00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:37,398 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 1061 00:51:37,442 --> 00:51:40,314 YOU GUESS SO? WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1062 00:51:41,794 --> 00:51:44,144 COME ON, JEN. 1063 00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:46,320 TALK TO ME. IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 1064 00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:48,888 YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I WAS MARRIED 1065 00:51:48,931 --> 00:51:51,978 AND THAT IT ENDED BADLY. 1066 00:51:52,021 --> 00:51:53,327 YEAH. 1067 00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:56,678 ON THE EVE OF ERIC'S FIRST CHRISTMAS. 1068 00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:59,333 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET WITH ME. 1069 00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:02,119 I'M UPSET BECAUSE YOU TRICKED ME INTO HAVING A BABY! 1070 00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:03,511 YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 1071 00:52:03,555 --> 00:52:05,165 LOOK, I MARRIED YOU. 1072 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:06,645 I THINK I'VE DONE ENOUGH, OKAY? 1073 00:52:06,688 --> 00:52:08,734 WE'RE DONE. 1074 00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:10,953 WE HAVE A BABY, PAUL. 1075 00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,390 DONE! 1076 00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:19,701 NO! 1077 00:52:19,745 --> 00:52:22,182 HOW COULD YOU? 1078 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,750 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME! 1079 00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:27,056 THAT THING WAS UGLY! 1080 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:28,536 I'M GLAD IT'S BUSTED. 1081 00:52:30,886 --> 00:52:34,890 THAT WAS THE LAST PRESENT MY MOM GAVE ME BEFORE SHE DIED. 1082 00:52:34,934 --> 00:52:37,806 I'M SO SORRY, JEN. 1083 00:52:37,850 --> 00:52:40,374 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1084 00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,246 NO, IT DOES MATTER. 1085 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:45,379 YOU KNOW, ALL I'VE EVER WANTED FOR ERIC 1086 00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:47,076 REALLY IS WHAT THE JOHNSONS HAVE, 1087 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,906 YOU KNOW, LIKE, TWO PARENTS THAT LOVE EACH OTHER 1088 00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:53,779 AND A SIBLING TO PLAY WITH. 1089 00:52:53,822 --> 00:52:57,522 IT'S WHAT I WANT HIM TO HAVE. IT'S WHAT I WANT. 1090 00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:59,219 YEAH. 1091 00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:02,527 BUT I CAN'T BE HURT LIKE THAT AGAIN. 1092 00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:07,227 AND I CAN'T PUT HIM THROUGH LOSING ANOTHER PARENT EITHER. 1093 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:11,797 WE HAVE EACH OTHER, AND-- 1094 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,627 THAT'LL JUST HAVE TO BE ENOUGH. 1095 00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:21,067 SO, YOU CAN SEE WHY I'VE KIND OF OUTGROWN CHRISTMAS. 1096 00:53:22,503 --> 00:53:26,420 OKAY. UM, 1097 00:53:26,464 --> 00:53:30,250 I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING THAT I BELIEVE IN 1098 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:32,774 MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1099 00:53:32,818 --> 00:53:37,779 I NOW YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME REALLY TERRIBLE TIMES, 1100 00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:42,610 BUT YOU CAN NEVER EVER 1101 00:53:42,654 --> 00:53:46,658 STOP OPENING YOURSELF UP TO THE CHANCE OF MAGIC COMING INTO YOUR LIFE. 1102 00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:52,881 AND NOT JUST FOR YOU, BUT FOR ERIC TOO. 1103 00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:55,754 THERE'S NO MAGIC, CHRIS. 1104 00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:58,409 THERE'S JUST LIFE. 1105 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:04,763 NO NO. NO, THERE'S MAGIC. 1106 00:54:04,806 --> 00:54:07,069 YOU JUST DON'T SEE IT YET. 1107 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,596 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT FOR SOME REASON, WHEN I'M WITH YOU 1108 00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:14,207 I'M SO CLOSE TO BELIEVING THAT. 1109 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:17,645 CAN I SEE YOU TOMORROW? 1110 00:54:17,689 --> 00:54:20,126 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 1111 00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:23,477 YES. 1112 00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:26,219 OKAY. 1113 00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,578 [JEN'S VOICE] "CAN THERE REALLY BE CHRISTMAS MAGIC 1114 00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,624 FOR ANYONE OLDER THAN THE AGE OF 12? 1115 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:41,974 I FOR ONE HAD MY DOUBTS. 1116 00:54:42,017 --> 00:54:45,020 AND YET DEEP DOWN THERE WAS NOTHING I WANTED MORE 1117 00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:47,153 THAN TO REGAIN THAT EUPHORIC HOLIDAY SPIRIT 1118 00:54:47,196 --> 00:54:49,503 THAT I ENJOYED SO MUCH AS A CHILD. 1119 00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:53,028 MANY OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES LOOK FORWARD TO THE CHRISTMAS SEASON 1120 00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:54,987 AND SEEM TO EMBRACE ALL OF IT. 1121 00:54:55,030 --> 00:54:59,034 SO WHY WAS I DREADING IT MORE AND MORE WITH EACH PASSING YEAR? 1122 00:55:03,169 --> 00:55:05,040 SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE NEW GUY? 1123 00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:07,826 MR. JOHNSON. HE'S A LOVELY MAN. 1124 00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:09,349 YOU'RE GONNA REALLY LIKE HIM. 1125 00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:11,133 CONSCIENTIOUS WORKER. HE'S GOT KIDS TOO. 1126 00:55:11,177 --> 00:55:13,005 TERRIFIC. WE CAN USE THE HELP. 1127 00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:15,790 BUT HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN OUR MAIN OBJECTIVE? 1128 00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,792 NO, JACK. LOOK, 1129 00:55:17,836 --> 00:55:21,013 THINGS ARE REALLY STARTING TO HAPPEN FOR JEN AND ME. 1130 00:55:21,056 --> 00:55:25,191 WHOA! WHOA, OKAY! DETAILS, PLEASE. 1131 00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:27,193 OKAY, SO WE'RE AT THE JOHNSON HOUSE 1132 00:55:27,236 --> 00:55:28,499 AND MRS. JOHNSON-- LOVELY WOMAN, 1133 00:55:28,542 --> 00:55:31,240 BUT SHE COMPLETELY BURNED THE TURKEY. 1134 00:55:31,284 --> 00:55:33,591 AND I REVERSE-COOKED IT AND IT WAS PERFECT. 1135 00:55:33,634 --> 00:55:37,377 YOU WHAT-- WHAT? 1136 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:39,423 I'M JUST GETTING STARTED. 1137 00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:41,947 THEY COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY PRESENTS FOR THE KIDS THIS YEAR. 1138 00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:43,949 AND? 1139 00:55:43,992 --> 00:55:47,692 I DID WHAT ONLY DAD CAN DO. 1140 00:55:47,735 --> 00:55:48,997 YOU? 1141 00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:51,043 YES. 1142 00:55:51,086 --> 00:55:52,871 I GENERATED PRESENTS. 1143 00:55:52,914 --> 00:55:54,612 YOU DID IT! 1144 00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:56,353 YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! 1145 00:55:56,396 --> 00:55:58,529 YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! OH, MAN! 1146 00:55:58,572 --> 00:56:00,618 I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. 1147 00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:02,446 BUT HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF HER? 1148 00:56:02,489 --> 00:56:03,969 NO, IT'S TOTALLY BECAUSE OF HER! 1149 00:56:04,012 --> 00:56:07,581 I KNOW IT, JACK. JACK, SHE'S THE REAL DEAL. 1150 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:09,627 YOU BETTER BE RIGHT THIS TIME, CHRIS. 1151 00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:12,847 YOUR DAD, HE JUST CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS. 1152 00:56:12,891 --> 00:56:14,980 I KNOW, AND I AM RIGHT. 1153 00:56:15,023 --> 00:56:18,636 YOU WOULD SEE IT TOO IF YOU JUST GOT A CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH HER. 1154 00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,986 WHY DON'T YOU MEET UP WITH US TOMORROW NIGHT? 1155 00:56:21,029 --> 00:56:24,250 OKAY, TOMORROW NIGHT IS CHRISTMAS EVE. 1156 00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:26,687 IF SHE'S NOT THE ONE, 1157 00:56:26,731 --> 00:56:30,256 THEN YOU WILL HAVE NO TIME LEFT TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE. 1158 00:56:30,299 --> 00:56:36,001 WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED ANY MORE TIME. TRUST ME. 1159 00:56:36,044 --> 00:56:40,179 [GROANS] YOU'RE KILLING ME. 1160 00:56:42,573 --> 00:56:44,662 [GERTRUDE] I ONLY HAVE ONE ITEM ON MY WISH LIST 1161 00:56:44,705 --> 00:56:48,274 AND I DON'T THINK IT'S IN THE CARDS FOR ME THIS YEAR. MAYBE NEXT. 1162 00:56:48,317 --> 00:56:51,582 GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT. 1163 00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:57,326 WHOEVER MADE UP THAT NONSENSE MUST ENJOY WATCHING PAINT DRY. 1164 00:56:57,370 --> 00:56:59,851 EVERYBODY, PLEASE, UH, 1165 00:56:59,894 --> 00:57:02,027 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 1166 00:57:02,070 --> 00:57:04,812 AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, UH, 1167 00:57:04,856 --> 00:57:07,946 I LOST MY WIFE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO. 1168 00:57:07,989 --> 00:57:13,821 AND, WELL, I FOUND IT A VERY DIFFICULT TIME TO GET THROUGH. 1169 00:57:13,865 --> 00:57:17,999 FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF, I DECIDED THEN AND THERE 1170 00:57:18,043 --> 00:57:22,917 THAT NEXT CHRISTMAS WAS GOING TO BE A WHOLE LOT HAPPIER. 1171 00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:26,312 AND ONCE I HAD OPENED MYSELF UP 1172 00:57:26,355 --> 00:57:28,749 TO THE POSSIBILITY OF LOVE, 1173 00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:33,319 I SUDDENLY SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY IN A WHILE NEW LIGHT. 1174 00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:35,277 WHAT, THE OVERHEAD FLUORESCENTS? 1175 00:57:35,321 --> 00:57:36,540 [ALL CHUCKLING] 1176 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:39,456 NO, MY DEAR. AS I WAS SAYING, 1177 00:57:39,499 --> 00:57:42,720 GERTRUDE HAS BEEN THE SOCIETY PAGE REPORTER 1178 00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:44,678 FOR OVER 30 YEARS. 1179 00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:49,335 AND I WANTED TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ANNOUNCE 1180 00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:51,380 THAT FOR THE LAST EIGHT MONTHS 1181 00:57:51,424 --> 00:57:54,079 SHE'S ALSO BEEN MY SECRET SWEETHEART. 1182 00:57:54,122 --> 00:57:55,472 HEAR HEAR! 1183 00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:59,954 MY GOD, SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED SURPRISED! 1184 00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:03,697 I THOUGHT IT WAS THE WORLD'S WORST-KEPT SECRET. 1185 00:58:03,741 --> 00:58:07,788 NOW, THIS NEXT PART NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT, 1186 00:58:07,832 --> 00:58:09,877 INCLUDING YOU. 1187 00:58:09,921 --> 00:58:11,792 SO, LET'S GET ON WITH IT. 1188 00:58:11,836 --> 00:58:15,753 GERTRUDE, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1189 00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:17,145 YES! 1190 00:58:17,189 --> 00:58:18,495 YOU BET I WILL! 1191 00:58:26,198 --> 00:58:27,634 YES! YES! 1192 00:58:27,678 --> 00:58:29,288 THERE WE GO. OH! 1193 00:58:31,551 --> 00:58:33,466 [WORKERS OOH AND AWW] 1194 00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:38,166 ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT. LET'S ENJOY SOME PUNCH! 1195 00:58:38,210 --> 00:58:39,559 ROBBINS. 1196 00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:40,604 YES, MARTIN? 1197 00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:42,823 I MUST SAY I WAS SURPRISED. 1198 00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:43,998 BY-- 1199 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:46,174 YOUR ARTICLE ON THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 1200 00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:48,437 OH. WHAT WERE YOU SURPRISED ABOUT? 1201 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:52,920 IT WAS SO OPTIMISTIC AND HOPEFUL. 1202 00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:55,053 NOT AT ALL LIKE YOU. 1203 00:58:55,096 --> 00:58:56,837 GEE, THANKS! 1204 00:58:56,881 --> 00:59:00,580 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE SANTA WAS RUBBING OFF ON ME. 1205 00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:03,409 I LIKE IT. 1206 00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:04,845 SO WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 1207 00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:06,455 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1208 00:59:06,499 --> 00:59:08,806 THE LAST TIME WE TALKED YOU WERE HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK. 1209 00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:10,111 HOW'D YOU SHAKE IT? 1210 00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:12,244 OH. I DON'T KNOW. I UH, 1211 00:59:12,287 --> 00:59:14,638 I JUST STOPPED FIGHTING IT, I GUESS. 1212 00:59:14,681 --> 00:59:16,553 FIGHTING WHAT? 1213 00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,990 WELL, WHEN YOU'RE WRITING A PIECE ON THE SPIRIT, 1214 00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,687 IT HELPS IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT. 1215 00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:24,517 AREN'T WE AS JOURNALISTS SUPPOSED TO BE OBJECTIVE OBSERVERS? 1216 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:28,260 HMM. EVERY PIECE HAS ITS OWN POINT OF VIEW. 1217 00:59:28,303 --> 00:59:31,524 I CAN'T QUITE FIGURE YOU OUT. 1218 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,571 WHAT MAKES ME SO MYSTERIOUS? 1219 00:59:34,614 --> 00:59:38,575 DON'T YOU EVER DREAM OF WRITING MORE THAN JUST HUMAN INTEREST STORIES? 1220 00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:44,189 YOU'RE SMART, SAVVY, ATTRACTIVE. 1221 00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:45,320 YOU COULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. 1222 00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,061 LIKE WHAT? 1223 00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:50,978 LIKE YOU COULD BE REPORTING ON WOMEN'S RIGHTS IN AFGHANISTAN 1224 00:59:51,022 --> 00:59:54,329 OR BE IN SWITZERLAND COVERING THE FINANCIAL CRISIS. 1225 00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:56,810 YOU COULD BE ANCHORING AT A MAJOR NEWS CHANNEL 1226 00:59:56,854 --> 00:59:59,334 DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT. 1227 00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:03,512 OH. LIKE, WHAT I'M DOING IS NOT IMPORTANT. 1228 01:00:03,556 --> 01:00:06,037 NO, I'M SORRY. THAT-- 1229 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,473 THAT CAME OUT WRONG. 1230 01:00:07,516 --> 01:00:09,780 WHAT I MEANT TO ASK IS THIS-- 1231 01:00:09,823 --> 01:00:11,520 IF YOU EVER GET THE ITCH TO WRITE A STORY 1232 01:00:11,564 --> 01:00:13,174 WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE MEAT ON THE BONE, 1233 01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:15,263 I COULD TEACH YOU THE ROPES OF INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING. 1234 01:00:15,307 --> 01:00:17,222 YOU'D BE GREAT AT IT. 1235 01:00:17,265 --> 01:00:19,224 HECK, WE'D MAKE A REALLY GOOD TEAM, 1236 01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:21,226 KNOCK THIS TOWN ON ITS EAR. 1237 01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:23,663 I'LL ADMIT THAT SOUNDS TEMPTING. 1238 01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:27,493 WELL, NO PRESSURE. I'M HERE WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, 1239 01:00:27,536 --> 01:00:28,929 SO JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 1240 01:00:28,973 --> 01:00:31,671 OKAY. 1241 01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:33,368 THANK YOU. 1242 01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:35,588 THANK YOU. 1243 01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:41,115 SUZIE, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! 1244 01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:43,161 I KNOW! I'M SO EXCITED! 1245 01:00:43,204 --> 01:00:46,860 WHOA! HO HO HO! 1246 01:00:46,904 --> 01:00:48,514 ALL RIGHT, THANKS, SUZE. 1247 01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:50,908 I'M JUST GONNA GET HIM TO BED BEFORE I GO TO-- 1248 01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:52,213 OKAY, GOOD NIGHT! 1249 01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:53,824 GOOD NIGHT! 1250 01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:54,868 SANTA'S COMING! 1251 01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:55,913 YAY! 1252 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:57,175 WHOO! 1253 01:00:57,218 --> 01:01:00,482 IF SANTA'S GOING WITH YOU, THEN 1254 01:01:00,526 --> 01:01:02,659 HOW WILL HE DELIVER EVERYBODY'S TOYS? 1255 01:01:02,702 --> 01:01:08,142 OH. WELL, YOU KNOW SANTA DOESN'T DELIVER EVERYBODY'S PRESENTS 1256 01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:10,318 UNTIL EVERYONE IS SOUND ASLEEP. 1257 01:01:10,362 --> 01:01:12,059 AND WE'LL BE HOME LONG BEFORE THAT. 1258 01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:17,108 UM, HONEY, I WAS MEANING TO ASK YOU, 1259 01:01:17,151 --> 01:01:18,631 WHAT? 1260 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,894 WHAT IF SANTA DOESN'T BRING A MIKE MAXIM? 1261 01:01:20,938 --> 01:01:24,158 BUT HE'S BRINGING ONE TONIGHT. HE SAID SO. 1262 01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:28,989 RIGHT, BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF THEM FOR EVERYONE? 1263 01:01:29,033 --> 01:01:32,906 YOU MEAN ANOTHER KID WOULDN'T GET ONE IF I DID? 1264 01:01:32,950 --> 01:01:35,735 SURE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1265 01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:38,303 I GUESS HE WOULD BRING ME SOMETHING ELSE, HMM? 1266 01:01:38,346 --> 01:01:40,871 YES, OF COURSE HE WOULD. 1267 01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:43,482 OKAY. 1268 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,748 CHRIS! 1269 01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,750 COME ON IN.OH, THANKS. 1270 01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:55,320 WOW, YOU LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT SINCE I LAST SAW YOU. 1271 01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:58,236 OH, YEAH.AND YOU GOT REALLY CUTE. 1272 01:01:58,279 --> 01:02:02,501 JEN'S JUST PUTTING ERIC TO BED. SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE, 1273 01:02:02,544 --> 01:02:04,546 SO JUST COME ON IN. 1274 01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:07,158 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WHEREVER. 1275 01:02:07,201 --> 01:02:08,855 CAN SANTA TUCK ME IN? 1276 01:02:08,899 --> 01:02:11,771 I'LL GO ASK. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 1277 01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:13,120 GOOD NIGHT. 1278 01:02:13,164 --> 01:02:14,252 I LOVE YOU. 1279 01:02:14,295 --> 01:02:15,644 I LOVE YOU TOO. 1280 01:02:17,385 --> 01:02:19,083 OH!HI. 1281 01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:21,476 HE WAS JUST ASKING IF YOU'D TUCK HIM IN. 1282 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,477 HI, SANTA! 1283 01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:23,696 HEY, BUDDY! 1284 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,307 YES, OF COURSE. I'D LOVE TO. 1285 01:02:26,351 --> 01:02:28,614 I'LL GO ET MY THINGS AND I'LL MEET YOU BY THE DOOR. 1286 01:02:28,657 --> 01:02:31,486 OKAY. BRING SOMETHING WARM, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE KIND OF CHILLY. 1287 01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:33,619 OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. I LOVE YOU. 1288 01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:35,099 I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM. 1289 01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:40,582 HEY, BUDDY! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1290 01:02:40,626 --> 01:02:42,019 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! 1291 01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:43,324 YOU ALL READY FOR BED? 1292 01:02:43,368 --> 01:02:45,500 YEAH. UH, SANTA, 1293 01:02:45,544 --> 01:02:47,546 CAN I ASK YOU FOR ONE MORE THING FOR CHRISTMAS 1294 01:02:47,589 --> 01:02:49,461 OR IS IT TOO LATE? 1295 01:02:49,504 --> 01:02:53,378 NO, I THINK THAT'D BE OKAY. WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO WISH FOR? 1296 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:56,729 SEE, THE THING I REALLY REALLY WANT-- 1297 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,470 YES? 1298 01:02:58,513 --> 01:03:00,733 IS FOR MY MOM TO BE HAPPY. 1299 01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:07,653 UM, YOU DON'T THINK YOUR MOM'S HAPPY? 1300 01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:11,352 I GUESS SHE'S HAPPY. IT'S JUST THAT-- 1301 01:03:11,396 --> 01:03:12,832 WHAT IS IT, BUDDY? 1302 01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:16,314 MY DAD WENT AWAY BEFORE I CAN REMEMBER. 1303 01:03:16,357 --> 01:03:19,621 OH, I KNOW. 1304 01:03:19,665 --> 01:03:22,537 I JUST THINK SHE'S LONELY SOMETIMES. 1305 01:03:22,581 --> 01:03:25,845 YEAH, BUT SHE'S GOT YOU. 1306 01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:27,978 AND SHE'S GOT SUZIE, 1307 01:03:28,021 --> 01:03:30,937 AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS AND THE PEOPLE SHE WORKS WITH. 1308 01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:34,288 YEAH, BUT, 1309 01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:36,900 I JUST WANT HER TO-- YOU KNOW-- 1310 01:03:36,943 --> 01:03:39,859 YOU MEAN FALL IN LOVE WITH THE RIGHT GUY? 1311 01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:43,254 YEAH. AND-- 1312 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,691 YOU ALWAYS COME THROUGH. 1313 01:03:47,301 --> 01:03:49,260 I'LL DO MY BEST. 1314 01:03:49,303 --> 01:03:50,696 OKAY. 1315 01:03:50,739 --> 01:03:53,090 ARE WE REALLY GONNA MAKE IT? 1316 01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,135 YEAH, COMPLETELY. 1317 01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:58,399 SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1318 01:03:58,443 --> 01:03:59,836 IT'S A SURPRISE. 1319 01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:03,578 OOH. WELL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LET ME KNOW 1320 01:04:03,622 --> 01:04:05,145 SO I CAN GET US THERE. 1321 01:04:05,189 --> 01:04:06,494 OH YEAH. YEAH, I'M THE CO-PILOT, 1322 01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:08,148 SO YOU JUST LEAVE THAT TO ME. 1323 01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:09,628 OKAY. 1324 01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:13,850 [CHRIS LAUGHING] 1325 01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:35,872 OH! I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN SO MANY YEARS! 1326 01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:40,702 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I USED TO DREAM OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS 1327 01:04:40,746 --> 01:04:42,182 AND OF COURSE IT WOULD NEVER SNOW. 1328 01:04:42,226 --> 01:04:43,531 BUT THIS WAS THE NEXT BEST THING. 1329 01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:45,142 IT WAS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO, 1330 01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:46,970 TO COME ON CHRISTMAS EVE-- 1331 01:04:48,493 --> 01:04:50,625 HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT? 1332 01:04:50,669 --> 01:04:54,107 UH, GOOD GUESS? 1333 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:58,459 WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO ON THE ICE! 1334 01:05:57,605 --> 01:06:01,522 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS PLACE HAS HARDLY CHANGED AT ALL. 1335 01:06:01,566 --> 01:06:04,177 IT'S ALL PART OF THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. 1336 01:06:06,614 --> 01:06:08,834 YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE, DO YOU? 1337 01:06:08,877 --> 01:06:13,534 I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE ANYMORE. 1338 01:06:13,578 --> 01:06:18,104 JEN, IT BROUGHT US TOGETHER, DIDN'T IT? 1339 01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:19,497 YEAH. 1340 01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:20,933 AND LOOK WHAT THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS 1341 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,805 IS DOING ALL AROUND US, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. 1342 01:06:23,849 --> 01:06:28,288 OKAY, YOU SEE THIS YOUNG COUPLE RIGHT HERE? 1343 01:06:28,332 --> 01:06:29,550 YEAH? 1344 01:06:30,682 --> 01:06:33,815 THAT YOUNG MAN, HE HAS A RING IN HIS POCKET. 1345 01:06:33,859 --> 01:06:36,818 IN A LITTLE WHILE HE'S GONNA GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE 1346 01:06:36,862 --> 01:06:39,691 AND HE'S GONNA ASK HIS GIRL TO MARRY HIM. 1347 01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:44,000 HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT? 1348 01:06:44,043 --> 01:06:46,785 OKAY, YES, YOUR INTUITION IS OFF THE CHARTS, 1349 01:06:46,828 --> 01:06:49,048 BUT YOU'RE NOT A MIND READER, ARE YOU? 1350 01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:50,745 ARE YOU? 1351 01:06:50,789 --> 01:06:52,138 WELL, I AM SANTA'S SON. 1352 01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:56,664 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD ALMOST BELIEVE THAT. 1353 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:59,711 I'VE NEVER KNOWN A GROWN MAN TO BE QUITE SO INTO CHRISTMAS BEFORE. 1354 01:06:59,754 --> 01:07:03,106 LOOK, JEN, I'M LEAVING FOR THE NORTH POLE 1355 01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:05,021 TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT AND I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME. 1356 01:07:05,064 --> 01:07:07,371 AND YOU HAVE SUCH A GOOFY SENSE OF HUMOR. 1357 01:07:07,414 --> 01:07:11,244 I REALLY LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU. 1358 01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:16,771 IN FACT, I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1359 01:07:16,815 --> 01:07:20,036 OH, JEN, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO. 1360 01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:22,038 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU. I LOVE YOU. 1361 01:07:22,081 --> 01:07:24,344 I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE ERIC TOO. 1362 01:07:24,388 --> 01:07:26,651 I WANT YOU BOTH TO COME WITH ME 1363 01:07:26,694 --> 01:07:28,348 BECAUSE YOU SEE, JEN, 1364 01:07:28,392 --> 01:07:31,351 YOU'VE MADE ME READY. 1365 01:07:31,395 --> 01:07:34,876 YOU'VE MADE ME READY TO FINALLY TAKE OVER FOR MY DAD 1366 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,618 AND BECOME SANTA MYSELF SO CHRISTMAS COULD CONTINUE. 1367 01:07:37,662 --> 01:07:41,622 I GUESS I WAS A LITTLE LONELY AT THE POLE, OKAY, 1368 01:07:41,666 --> 01:07:46,366 BUT I READ A LOT, AND I SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH THE ELVES IN THE WORKSHOP. 1369 01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:48,542 AND MY DAD-- SANTA, THAT IS-- 1370 01:07:48,586 --> 01:07:52,329 HE TAUGHT NE ALL ABOUT THE DIFFERENT LOCAL TRADITIONS FOR CHRISTMAS-- 1371 01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:55,549 JEN, ARE YOU OKAY? 1372 01:07:55,593 --> 01:07:58,726 UM-- 1373 01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:01,120 I'M FEELING A LITTLE QUEASY. 1374 01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:03,557 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU? 1375 01:08:03,601 --> 01:08:06,125 DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE? 1376 01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:08,127 YES. 1377 01:08:08,171 --> 01:08:10,912 YES, I THINK I SHOULD LEAVE. 1378 01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:13,785 SUZIE CAN'T STAY THAT LATE ANYWAYS. 1379 01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:21,836 JEN, WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG? 1380 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:24,100 I'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 1381 01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:26,928 I'VE WASTED MY TIME ON ANOTHER GUY WHO CAN'T GROW UP, 1382 01:08:26,972 --> 01:08:28,930 WHO THINKS HE'S THE FRICKIN' SON OF SANTA CLAUS. 1383 01:08:28,974 --> 01:08:31,803 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? 1384 01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:34,936 YOU! YOU'RE DELUSIONAL! YOU'RE A FRAUD! 1385 01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:37,591 NO, JEN. NO, IT'S THE TRUTH. 1386 01:08:37,635 --> 01:08:38,853 CAN'T YOU JUST SEE THAT? 1387 01:08:38,897 --> 01:08:40,594 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL ERIC? 1388 01:08:40,638 --> 01:08:42,335 THE TRUTH! 1389 01:08:46,165 --> 01:08:47,340 JEN. 1390 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:21,157 FINALLY I GET TO MEET HER! 1391 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,943 I REALLY HOPE THINGS ARE GOING AS WELL AS YOU SAID THEY ARE. 1392 01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:27,946 I BLEW IT. 1393 01:09:30,122 --> 01:09:32,168 SHE WAS THE ONE AND I BLEW IT. 1394 01:09:37,085 --> 01:09:41,002 HEY, OKAY, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. COME ON. 1395 01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:43,744 COME ON, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 1396 01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,519 [SAM] HELLO? 1397 01:10:19,563 --> 01:10:21,608 HEY, UM, IT'S JEN. 1398 01:10:21,652 --> 01:10:25,003 HEY. WHAT'S WRONG? 1399 01:10:25,046 --> 01:10:28,789 WELL, UM, WE NEED TO TALK. 1400 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:31,531 THAT SOUNDS LOADED. 1401 01:10:31,575 --> 01:10:35,622 YEAH, I KNOW IT'S LATE, AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, 1402 01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:40,497 BUT WOULD YOU MIND MEETING ME FOR A DRINK, PLEASE? 1403 01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:43,021 I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO THIS FACE TO FACE. 1404 01:10:43,064 --> 01:10:47,025 OKAY, SURE. OUR USUAL HANGOUT? 15 MINUTES? 1405 01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:50,463 OKAY. YES. I'M ON MY WAY. 1406 01:10:50,507 --> 01:10:54,206 SO, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 1407 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:57,862 UH, WELL, 1408 01:10:57,905 --> 01:11:01,953 UM, BEING A SINGLE PARENT 1409 01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:04,521 IS SOMETHING THAT I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY. 1410 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:05,957 I ADMIRE THAT ABOUT YOU. 1411 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,526 THANK YOU. AND I'M VERY PROUD OF MY SON 1412 01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:12,703 AND I'M PROUD OF THE JOB I'VE DONE RAISING HIM ON MY OWN. 1413 01:11:12,746 --> 01:11:17,708 THAT BEING SAID, I WOULD, YOU KNOW, UH-- 1414 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:19,231 IF I FOUND SOMEONE, THE RIGHT PERSON-- 1415 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:23,540 WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A MAN IN MY LIFE. 1416 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:28,458 I THINK THAT'S GREAT. YOU DESERVE IT. 1417 01:11:28,501 --> 01:11:31,548 OKAY. THE PROBLEM IS THAT, UH, 1418 01:11:31,591 --> 01:11:34,246 WHEN I'M DATING SOMEONE AND THINGS START TO CLICK, 1419 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,900 I CAN'T JUST THINK ABOUT MYSELF. 1420 01:11:35,943 --> 01:11:38,163 I HAVE TO CONSIDER WHETHER OR NOT THIS PERSON 1421 01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:41,166 WOULD BE RIGHT FOR MY SON AS WELL. 1422 01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:42,994 OF COURSE. 1423 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:48,565 I MEAN, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, ABSOLUTELY. 1424 01:11:48,608 --> 01:11:54,353 BUT I HOPE YOU WEREN'T THINKING, WELL, US, 1425 01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:57,138 LIKE YOU AND ME. 1426 01:11:57,182 --> 01:11:59,053 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 1427 01:11:59,097 --> 01:12:01,621 THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE TO FIND OUT. 1428 01:12:01,665 --> 01:12:06,365 JEN YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN. 1429 01:12:06,409 --> 01:12:11,065 I'M JUST REALLY NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN. 1430 01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:13,459 I'M JUST NOT THAT GUY. 1431 01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:20,727 THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST. 1432 01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:24,383 COULDN'T WE KEEP IT THE WAY IT IS? 1433 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,472 CASUAL, NO STRINGS ATTACHED? 1434 01:12:29,475 --> 01:12:32,957 NO. IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 1435 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:36,134 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE. 1436 01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:43,489 PLEASE DON'T GO. 1437 01:12:45,404 --> 01:12:47,275 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SAM. 1438 01:12:48,538 --> 01:12:50,148 JEN-- 1439 01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:10,647 HI! JEN, THIS ARTICLE YOU WROTE IS SO BEAUTIFUL! 1440 01:13:10,690 --> 01:13:11,996 HOW WAS THE DATE? 1441 01:13:14,738 --> 01:13:16,087 WHAT IS IT, HONEY? 1442 01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:20,308 HE'S NOT THE ONE, NO MORE THAN SAM IS. 1443 01:13:20,352 --> 01:13:22,441 YOU MEAN CHRIS? 1444 01:13:22,485 --> 01:13:26,706 HE WANTS US TO GO WITH HIM TO THE NORTH POLE. 1445 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,621 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1446 01:13:28,665 --> 01:13:30,623 HE LOVES ME AND ERIC. 1447 01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:34,235 AND TONIGHT HE WANTS US TO GO HOME WITH HIM TO THE NORTH POLE 1448 01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:36,455 TO LIVE THERE WITH SANTA, HIS DAD, 1449 01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:40,416 AND I GUESS MRS. CLAUS AND THE ELVES, AND THE REINDEER-- 1450 01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:43,419 OH, HE'S JUST JOKING. HE'S GOT THAT QUIRKY SENSE OF HUMOR. 1451 01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:45,986 NO HE'S NOT. HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND. 1452 01:13:46,030 --> 01:13:50,774 NO. I MET HIM. HE'S NOT CRAZY. TRUST ME, I KNOW CRAZY. HE'S NOT ONE OF THOSE. 1453 01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:53,907 I SAW IT IN HIS EYES. 1454 01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:56,780 HE BELIEVED EVERY WORD THAT HE WAS SAYING. 1455 01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:59,347 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS. 1456 01:13:59,391 --> 01:14:02,002 WHAT DID YOU DO? 1457 01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:04,396 I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM, SUZIE! 1458 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:08,792 I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD ACTUALLY LOVE ME AND BE A FATHER TO MY SON. 1459 01:14:08,835 --> 01:14:11,969 I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING! 1460 01:14:12,012 --> 01:14:14,493 I JUST WANTED A SWEET, BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS 1461 01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:17,322 FOR THAT WONDERFUL LITTLE BOY IN THERE 1462 01:14:17,365 --> 01:14:21,326 AND NOW I'VE GIVEN HIM ONE THAT WILL MAKE HIM MISERABLE! 1463 01:14:21,369 --> 01:14:24,895 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL ERIC WHEN HE NEVER SEES CHRIS AGAIN? 1464 01:14:24,938 --> 01:14:27,288 OH, HONEY. 1465 01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:30,640 AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MIKE MAXIM ACTION FIGURE! 1466 01:14:30,683 --> 01:14:33,294 I'M A COMPLETE FAILURE! 1467 01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:36,210 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE NOT AT ALL. 1468 01:14:36,254 --> 01:14:39,083 I JUST WANT TO GO TO BED. 1469 01:14:41,781 --> 01:14:42,826 YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 1470 01:14:42,869 --> 01:14:46,220 I HAVE TO BE. FOR ERIC. 1471 01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:48,005 IT'S CHRISTMAS TOMORROW. 1472 01:14:48,048 --> 01:14:51,922 YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL BETTER IN THE MORNING, I PROMISE. 1473 01:14:54,446 --> 01:14:56,404 I'M GONNA HEAD OUT NOW.OKAY. 1474 01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:57,841 BUT I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, OKAY? 1475 01:14:57,884 --> 01:14:59,625 YEAH. 1476 01:15:00,974 --> 01:15:02,280 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING. 1477 01:15:02,323 --> 01:15:03,890 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU. 1478 01:15:03,934 --> 01:15:06,371 ME EITHER. 1479 01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:07,807 BECAUSE I'M AWESOME. 1480 01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:11,419 SEE, YOU'RE SMILING. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 1481 01:15:14,597 --> 01:15:15,685 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1482 01:15:15,728 --> 01:15:17,643 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1483 01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:36,444 ERIC? 1484 01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:54,332 WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE CHRIS IS THE REAL SANTA? 1485 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:59,380 HONEY, CHRIS IS A GREAT SANTA. 1486 01:15:59,424 --> 01:16:03,646 I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HIM VERY MUCH. 1487 01:16:03,689 --> 01:16:05,430 I DO. 1488 01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:10,957 BUT CHRIS JUST PRETENDS TO BE SANTA 1489 01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:13,569 TO TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. 1490 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:19,966 BECAUSE NOBODY EVER SEES THE REAL SANTA, RIGHT? 1491 01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:24,754 HE COMES WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP AND LEAVES BEFORE YOU WAKE UP. 1492 01:16:24,797 --> 01:16:28,845 AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT? 1493 01:16:28,888 --> 01:16:31,412 THEN HE WOULDN'T COME. 1494 01:16:31,456 --> 01:16:32,892 THAT'S RIGHT. 1495 01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:36,679 SO HOW COULD HE BE THE REAL SANTA? 1496 01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:39,943 BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN CHRIS, MOM. 1497 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:56,960 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID IT AGAIN. 1498 01:16:57,003 --> 01:16:59,919 MAYBE I'M JUST A WASHOUT. 1499 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:06,230 WELL, YOU GOT A HALF HOUR LEFT BEFORE IT'S MIDNIGHT. 1500 01:17:06,273 --> 01:17:10,930 WHO KNOWS? MAYBE A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN. 1501 01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:16,719 I JUST FELT SO VERY CLOSE TO HER, JACK. 1502 01:17:16,762 --> 01:17:19,417 IT WAS INCREDIBLE! 1503 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:22,594 WHEN I WAS WITH HER I FELT POWER AND PEACE 1504 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:26,119 AND EXCITEMENT AND LOVE ALL AT THE SAME TIME! 1505 01:17:27,599 --> 01:17:31,342 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOUR DAD SAID YOU WOULD FEEL 1506 01:17:31,385 --> 01:17:34,258 WHEN YOU MET THE RIGHT ONE. 1507 01:17:36,477 --> 01:17:39,437 SHE'S CHANGED YOU. YOU'VE CHANGED HER. 1508 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,961 YOU'RE BOTH BETTER, STRONGER. 1509 01:17:42,005 --> 01:17:44,137 YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING, CHRIS. 1510 01:17:44,181 --> 01:17:47,706 USE YOUR MAGIC. CHRISTMAS NEEDS YOU. 1511 01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:50,666 SHE NEEDS YOU. 1512 01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:57,585 MOM, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? 1513 01:17:57,629 --> 01:18:01,502 I DON'T KNOW. SANTA HASN'T COME YET, HONEY. 1514 01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:09,336 A PRESENT, SEE? AND IT'S FOR ME! 1515 01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,424 LOOK! 1516 01:18:11,338 --> 01:18:13,819 MAY I OPEN IT NOW, PLEASE? 1517 01:18:13,863 --> 01:18:15,560 UH, OF COURSE. 1518 01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:24,569 A MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN! 1519 01:18:24,612 --> 01:18:27,354 I TOLD YOU SANTA WOULD BRING IT FOR ME! 1520 01:18:29,792 --> 01:18:32,490 OH, HONEY.YEAH! 1521 01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:38,714 THERE'S ANOTHER BOX! SEE? 1522 01:18:42,326 --> 01:18:43,762 AND IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT! 1523 01:18:45,808 --> 01:18:47,026 HUH. 1524 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:57,036 OH MY GOSH. 1525 01:19:00,823 --> 01:19:02,738 WOW! 1526 01:19:07,917 --> 01:19:10,310 COME ON, WE HAVE TO GO. 1527 01:19:10,354 --> 01:19:13,618 WHERE ARE WE GOING? IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 1528 01:19:13,661 --> 01:19:14,793 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1529 01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:16,012 PUT YOUR SHOES ON.WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1530 01:19:16,055 --> 01:19:17,491 I'M GETTING YOUR JACKET. 1531 01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:19,537 I'VE GOT THE KEYS. YOU READY, BUDDY? 1532 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:21,713 MOM, JUST TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING! 1533 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,847 OKAY! OKAY! WE'RE GONNA GO SEE SANTA. 1534 01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:26,762 YAY! 1535 01:19:37,337 --> 01:19:39,513 [JEN] OH, IT'S SUZIE. 1536 01:19:41,254 --> 01:19:44,040 HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING AT THIS GODFORSAKEN HOUR? 1537 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,085 THE NORTH POLE.WHAT? 1538 01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:48,392 OH, AND HERE, BEFORE I FORGET, 1539 01:19:48,435 --> 01:19:49,828 MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO YOU, 1540 01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:52,962 WITH SINCERE BLESSINGS AND BEST WISHES. 1541 01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,006 OKAY. 1542 01:19:54,050 --> 01:19:55,399 BYE, SUZE. 1543 01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:57,096 BYE, SUZIE. I'LL MISS YOU! 1544 01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:59,185 BYE! 1545 01:20:02,885 --> 01:20:05,844 "SAM FRANKLIN." 1546 01:20:05,888 --> 01:20:08,891 [GASPS] SAM THE NEW GUY! 1547 01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:12,111 OH! 1548 01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:18,030 IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. MAN, 1549 01:20:18,074 --> 01:20:21,729 I DON'T THINK THAT MIRACLE IS GOING TO PAN OUT, MY FRIEND. 1550 01:20:21,773 --> 01:20:24,776 I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I CAN, YOU KNOW? 1551 01:20:27,997 --> 01:20:31,783 IF SHE DOESN'T RESPOND, MAYBE IT'S JUST NOT MEANT TO BE. 1552 01:20:47,233 --> 01:20:51,411 NO! NOT RED! GREEN! TURN GREEN! 1553 01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:54,719 WHOA! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN SO FAST? 1554 01:20:54,762 --> 01:20:57,156 IT'S GREEN, MOM! JUST GO GO GO! 1555 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,549 OKAY OKAY! 1556 01:21:08,646 --> 01:21:09,865 COME ON, MOM! 1557 01:21:49,992 --> 01:21:51,471 WE'RE TOO LATE! 1558 01:21:51,515 --> 01:21:53,952 THEY'VE ALREADY GONE! 1559 01:21:53,996 --> 01:21:55,649 OH! 1560 01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:02,178 I'M SORRY, BUDDY. 1561 01:22:36,516 --> 01:22:41,217 MOM, WHO'S THAT OVER THERE? 1562 01:22:43,045 --> 01:22:45,177 IT'S SANTA! 1563 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,884 CHRIS!HEY! 1564 01:22:56,928 --> 01:22:58,016 I BELIEVE! 1565 01:22:58,060 --> 01:22:59,757 NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON. 1566 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:03,761 I BELIEVE IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT AND I BELIEVE IN YOU! 1567 01:23:03,804 --> 01:23:07,199 EVERY YEAR FROM NOW ON I PROMISE TO SHOW YOU THE WONDER OF CHRISTMAS. 1568 01:23:07,243 --> 01:23:08,722 BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1569 01:23:08,766 --> 01:23:11,812 I FOUND MY STRENGTH IN YOU, JEN. 1570 01:23:11,856 --> 01:23:14,206 AND I FOUND IT IN YOU! 1571 01:23:29,656 --> 01:23:33,573 HEY, MOM, IT'S SNOWING! 1572 01:23:34,444 --> 01:23:36,576 [END MUSIC PLAYING] 1573 01:24:16,094 --> 01:24:18,009 [MUSIC ENDS] 104081

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