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-[organ playing]
-[people crying]
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Today, we honor
our angsty king,
taken too soon.
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If Batman were here,
I'm sure he'd echo
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the sentiments
of rap-rock legends
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and sensitive poets
Linkin Park,
but for copyright reasons,
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I am not allowed to say them
as this is being broadcast.
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I am sending around
a donation basket.
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If we reach the 15k needed
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for the rights by the end
of the funeral,
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I will sing.
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In conclusion, thank you
for mourning with us,
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even though being within
a few feet of the Bat Family
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puts you in danger
of being murdered.
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-[crowd gasps]
-[organ music stops]
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And now a few words
from the girl who always knows
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the right thing
to say, Batgirl.
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Heroes are just like everyone,
and sometimes they die.
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Okay, easy-breezy Batgirl,
never lets us down.
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-[mechanism whirring]
-[organ music continues]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Okay, the end.
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We're not even close to 15k.
Thanks for coming.
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Please enjoy some soup.
No seconds.
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-Miss Harley.
-Alfie!
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Oh, thank God you're here.
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Everyone's relying
on me to be strong,
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and I am freaking out, man.
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Damn! Barnyard
on this bitch is
dank as hell, Alfie.
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I'll send you a case
to remember me by.
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I won't be returning
to the manor.
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Once White Collar Wine
earns me enough money to
execute a white-collar crime,
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I'll finally be sent
to fancy prison
with Master Wayne.
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But I need you to--
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[dramatic music playing]
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Oh, my God!
They're coming for me!
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Ahh! I've been hit!
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[people screaming]
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[toy bear squeaking]
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Ha! I destroyed
your sad little soup truck.
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Toyman!
Did you kill Nightwing?
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No, I just hate noodles,
and I wanted attention.
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[Batgirl growls]
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[Flash crackling]
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[whooshing]
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Even third-tier villains
are coming for us.
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If I get murked
by some dumb asshole
like Crazy Quilt,
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I'm gonna need you guys
to go to your graves
with that info.
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-We need to split up.
-But we're stronger together.
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And a bigger target.
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She's right.
I'm gonna call my mommy
to come get me.
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I'll move in
with Alysia full-time.
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[sighs] Okay.
Okay, silver linin',
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I'll move back in with Ivy.
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I mean, I miss waking up
to the sounds of her
tearing apart a cardboard box
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that's taken up all the space
in our recycling bin.
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Well, I guess this is it.
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To Nightwing,
who, in death, proved
what he never could in life,
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that the Bat Family is
weaker than ever.
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[theme music playing]
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[Livewire] Wow!
Nightbitch is dead.
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You love to see it.
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Another hero down!
And on your watch, Ivy.
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It's a good thing
I'm in the tub.
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-Because I'm soaked.
-[Poison Ivy] Ugh!
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I should call Harley.
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No. The most important thing
is to get your condolence
statement out there.
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Bring us our phones.
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Veronica, you're starting
too look too amazing.
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Get out
before it turns you crazy.
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-What should I write?
-Ahh! You already posted
six hours ago.
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You are on top of it.
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How long have you known?
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Wait. What? Let me see that.
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"Thank you to everyone
who's been reaching out
about Nightwing's death.
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As I sit here
in my power caftan,
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I feel grateful
for the guidance
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of my dear mentor, Lex Luthor."
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I did not write that.
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Who has access
to your account?
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[sighs] Oh, my God.
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My PR team. My PR team!
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They need
to run things by you first.
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My team always gives me
three options.
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Funny, sassy, horny.
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Wait, you don't give
all your passwords
and your PINs
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and your keys to your PR team?
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The only person who has my PIN
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lives in a cage
under my kitchen table.
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Shit. I... I need to have
a chat with the Jons.
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Uh, wow, girl.
Where would you even be
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without the Evil Women
in Business Collective.
[chuckles]
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To us!
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[clears throat] Thank you,
uh, for gathering
for this family meeting.
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I have a big announcement.
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It's muy importante.
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[sighs] So embarrassing
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Just speak full Spanish
or full English.
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-My bad, lo siento.
-Dad!
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Kids, Bethany, mi amor,
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I'm going back to villainy!
[laughing evilly]
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[Bethany gasps]
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Ay, pero,
this is a big change.
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The kids just got used
to the chore wheel.
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-Screw the chore wheel.
-What about
our health insurance?
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I'll blow up any hospital
that sends us a bill.
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Will you blow up my PE coach?
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Can I have some poison gas
for my science project?
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[Joker chuckling]
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[chuckling continues]
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There's a cashier
at More For Lex
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who's never told me
to have a nice day.
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So it's settled.
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-Who wants to go
steal some soft serve?
-[both] Yeah.
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[Bethany chuckles]
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[all cheering, laughing]
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Ive? Ivy?
Guess who's moving in?
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Frank, what...
What are you doing here?
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I thought you lived
at the office.
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I did until
those Jons tried
to get rid of me.
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They sent me
to some fucking place
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called Bialiya
to be "repotted."
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Luckily, I escaped
by eating a truck driver.
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The Jons? Ugh!
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I don't even know
what's going on
with Ivy anymore.
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I mean, wait.
Does she still have red hair?
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Tell me everything.
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Ooh. The NDA they made me sign
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is as strong as that
truck driver's will to live.
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[chuckles] I shouldn't
have said anything
about Bialiya. [grunting]
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Uh, hey, Frank,
I'm gonna wait up
for Ivy, okay?
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[gentle music playing]
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[Harley snoring]
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-[yells]
-Bitch! Wake up.
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You sleep-stabbed
all the pillows.
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-What? No, I didn't.
-Then you kicked the TV.
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I was watching Bobby Flay
make a goddamn turkey burger.
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You opened up every closet...
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-[Harley screams]
-...and you screamed
for 60 seconds.
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You know how many closets
are up in this bitch?
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-[Harley screams]
-[Frank] Then you shaved
Catwoman's favorite cat.
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-[trimmer whirring]
-[cat shrieks]
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[Frank] Then you tried
to use me as a mannequin
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to see all
of Catwoman's earrings,
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even though I kept telling you
I don't have fucking earlobes.
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Man, I've never seen
sleepwalking like that.
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Sleepwalking?
Wait, wait, is Ivy here?
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No, she just dropped in
and changed from her spa blazer
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to her business blazer.
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Then she tripped
over that box on the way out.
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She was so goddamn pissed
at whoever left it there.
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Don't worry, though.
I covered for you.
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She didn't even notice
I was here?
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That's how covering works.
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-You're welcome.
-[sighs]
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Do you think Ivy ordered
the hit on Nightwing?
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Mr. Snart, are you trying
to get top secret information
from me?
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[slurps] Mm.
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Oh! [chuckles]
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Oh, welcome-back-
from-paternity-leave.
sheet cake?
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[chuckles] I feel so supported.
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Okay, that makes
more sense. [chuckles]
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Don't you have
some IT junk to do?
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I do. [chuckles]
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And I'm very happy
the LOD has
a childcare program.
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We don't have
a childcare program.
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[chuckles] I made sure of it.
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Oh, edgy.
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Very modern.
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[King Shark sobbing]
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I wish I had a single shred
of self-respect.
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[man screams] Why?
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What's with all this hubbub?
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That shark stole my wish.
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Daddy's coming!
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My babies!
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Oh, look at these pups,
suckling on my
cocktail weenies.
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I forgot what a good dad I am.
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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I really thought
I could be
a single working dad
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like one of those romcoms
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where it's challenging
at first,
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but at the end
of a fun montage,
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you balance it all.
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Look me in the eye.
You can do this.
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Dads can have it all.
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So, how did you do it?
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Great question.
I'll show you.
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[sniffs, sneezes] Ugh!
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Oh, oh, I... Ivy.
Um, you're back early.
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Yeah, go ahead
and give me my passwords
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to my socials and my laptop.
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Also, why do all of my bras
have underwire now?
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Excuse me.
If there's no wire,
it's a bralette.
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Wait, there's more of you.
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Yes, there is so much to do.
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[snarling, squelching]
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Ta-da!
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-[Jon 6 gasps]
-Jon, tell this boss bitch
her new schedule.
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[groans] Your line
of business corsets
is about to drop,
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00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,651
so you'll be appearing
on Good Evening Bludhaven.
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And you'll need to take photos
with the Poison Ivy doll
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once they're reissued
with less realistic buttholes.
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But, yay, top of your agenda,
judging the first annual
Lil' Poison Miss Ivy contest!
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That's' right, sis.
You're ready
to appear with children.
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It's the coup de grace for PR.
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If you hook 'em
when their brains
are still mushy,
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you'll have a little Ivy Army
to debone frackers,
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and we'll be
the most powerful PR team
in the world.
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Yeah, so I'm not
gonna be doing
a kiddie pageant.
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-Oh, we see.
-No pageant, no problem.
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Uh... [grunts]
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[notification chimes]
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[dramatic music playing]
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That's it.
Those fuckers are done.
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[Robin] I can't believe
Nightwing had a tracker
he kept hidden from us.
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I can't believe he hid it
under a fake rock
by the back door.
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Rest his poor basic soul.
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Hey, but, you know,
at least we have a clue, right?
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I mean,
whoever he was following
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may have to do with his murder.
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[Batgirl grunting]
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00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,962
Hey, repressy-finger-smashy,
can you stop assaultin'
the keys?
223
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,839
Your bottle of sadness is
kind of distracting.
224
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,717
Your girlfriend
just posted celebrating
our colleague's death.
225
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Every celebrity has
to post about any other
celebrity's death, okay?
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Lucius, how long will it take
to get into that tracker.
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Again, it's not a tracker.
It's the tracker's receptor.
228
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It's going to show you
where the tracker is.
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Oh, God, they found us. Help!
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[Robin grunting]
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-[straining]
-[phone beeps]
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[Talia over phone] Damien,
this is your mother.
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I sent my associates
to procure you.
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Go with them.
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Sounds like my momma needs me.
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You gals got this? Deuces.
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Oh, damn.
We're dropping like flies.
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00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,456
Okay, it's just you and me now.
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We should really talk,
just jam and say how we feel
about all this.
240
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,294
-I'm good.
-Babs, come on.
This isn't healthy.
241
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,712
You know what's not healthy?
242
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,589
Trying to act
like everything's normal
243
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:53,635
when your coworker's girlfriend
killed your other coworker.
244
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,095
Ivy did not kill Nightwing.
245
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,389
She's the head
of the Legion of Doom.
246
00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,850
There is no way
she didn't have
something to do with this.
247
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,977
Uh. [chuckles] Yeah.
Okay, good.
248
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,813
Just keep letting those
emotions out, girl.
249
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,314
Even if you don't mean
everything that you're saying.
250
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,191
[Batgirl screaming]
251
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,235
-[Lucius] My mug!
-[Harley] Not the tracker!
252
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,569
[tracker beeping]
253
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,030
[gasps] The power
of senseless violence.
254
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,659
It's at the Legion of Doom.
255
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,871
[phone vibrating]
256
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,416
[engine whirring]
257
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,629
Sorry, babe. I'm in a meeting.
I can't talk right now.
258
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,297
-I love you. You look great.
-Wait!
259
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,633
Hey, looks like
you guys hit
Mama Mac's for lunch.
260
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,510
Very dope. Hey, insider tip,
261
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:39,389
they give
free mozzarella sticks
every time a hero dies, so...
262
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,433
Oh, now you're interested
in what we're up to?
263
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,059
You treated us like real shit.
264
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,562
And everyone knows about
the free mozzarella sticks.
265
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,604
No, I-I-I know.
266
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,606
Look, I'm sorry, I fucked up.
267
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,442
I fucked up your debut,
and I should have been
focusing on you guys,
268
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,318
not sexy beverage collabs.
269
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,237
You can't have
our leftovers, okay?
270
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,905
[Poison Ivy] All right,
let me level with you.
271
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,116
I really need your help
to get rid of my PR team.
272
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,828
You're the only people
I trust to help me.
Except maybe Bane.
273
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,079
But no one knows
where he is, so...
274
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,998
That sounds
challenging for you.
275
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,334
But we remain
very wounded
by your negligence.
276
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,711
Could you please
just help me now? And then,
277
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,713
we can work on the forgiveness
part afterwards.
278
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,342
-Whatever, fine.
-Yes! Oh, my God. Yes.
279
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,136
Hey, Terra. Could you,
like, get us some privacy?
280
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,724
Okay, how are we gonna
pummel these PR pricks?
281
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,063
There you are,
my esteemed PR team.
282
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,647
I've had a change of heart.
283
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,524
-Oh?
-Hmm. Have you?
284
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,861
I have decided to host
the Little Poison
Miss Ivy contest after all.
285
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:38,907
-[all gasp] Yes!
-Yeah, I realized it's
in creative alignment
286
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,493
with my brand intentions.
287
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,786
Yes, go off, Queen.
288
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,914
And I see how it will
help me leverage
289
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:49,250
my identity
as a, uh, thought leader.
290
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,752
-Ooh.
-My girl.
291
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,673
And since this will be
my biggest
public facing event yet,
292
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,257
I'd like to order a...
293
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,176
-Uh-huh, yeah...
-Oh, don't you
fuckin' say it! Oh!
294
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,345
Step and repeat!
295
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,347
-Oh!
-[Jons laughing]
296
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,391
[cheering, moaning]
297
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,021
I have no idea
why moms are so miffed.
298
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,065
Everything you need
to raise a kid is
in the workplace.
299
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,067
-[baby shark gurgling]
-[Gordon] Look!
300
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,945
This thingy does
white noise, and...
301
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,865
spits out precious memories.
302
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,951
And what used
to tickle Babs to death?
303
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,036
[chuckles]
Gory crime scene photos.
304
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,038
-[baby sharks gurgling]
-Oh, the memories.
305
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,290
[toilet flushing]
306
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,209
Oh, thanks.
307
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,086
I can't remember the last time
308
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,839
I was able to take
a shit by myself.
309
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,465
[Barbara] All right,
where's your
girlfriend's office?
310
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,801
Uh, whatever happened
to detective procedure
311
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,177
that you guys are so
fucking obsessed with?
312
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,887
We're following the tracker.
313
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,681
We don't know where
it's gonna lead yet, okay?
314
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,932
Whoa, Harley.
315
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,517
Were you in
on killing Nightwing?
316
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,727
A long con?
317
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,811
I dig.
318
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,563
Psh! These fucking guys.
319
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:52,981
-Obviously, I'm not.
-Zip it.
320
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,441
What's that sound?
321
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,234
-[upbeat music playing]
-[indistinct cheering]
322
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,445
[clamoring]
323
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,280
[laughing]
324
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,914
What the fuck?
325
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,420
Oh, this has been
very helpful for me today.
326
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,047
[shark crying]
327
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,966
Well, what can I say?
I've got the royale touch.
328
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:22,761
Is that allowed?
329
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,429
For dads it is.
330
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,765
[baby shark gurgling]
331
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:30,393
Since they're sleeping,
I'm gonna force myself
to take another shit.
332
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,603
[King Shark laughing]
333
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,773
Babs! What are you doing here?
334
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,191
Where's the tracker?
335
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,526
[shushing] Inside voice.
I just got them down.
336
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,862
[phone beeping]
337
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,740
[beeping faster]
338
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,327
-[baby shark crying]
-Oh, Babs. Stealing
a buzzer from a baby.
339
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,953
You always were
a jealous child.
340
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,622
Why the hell do you have this?
341
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,040
Christ on a cabbage!
342
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,917
I found it in a parking garage.
343
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,336
It's a Mama Nacaroni's buzzer.
344
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,296
See? "MN"?
345
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,465
It's not a buzzer.
It's a tracker.
346
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,008
"NW." Nightwing?
347
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,843
Ugh! It's covered in drool.
348
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,679
Now we can't test it
for forensics.
349
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:06,888
Look at you.
350
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,473
A detective like your old man.
351
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,767
Everything she knows,
she got from me.
352
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,560
[sighs heavily] Shut up!
353
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,479
Whoa! Chill!
354
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,523
That Bat Family does not
destroy personal property.
355
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:20,485
Oh, I see.
You don't want me to destroy
your girlfriend's office,
356
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,696
even though
she destroyed our family.
357
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,239
Ivy's a villain, okay?
358
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,657
But I'm telling you,
she would never do this to me.
359
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,742
Let's see how long
it takes her to confess
360
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,161
after I beat
the shit out of her.
361
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,499
-[Barbara grunts]
-All right, I'm gonna
go talk to Ivy.
362
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,168
You have fun.
Mingle, maybe flirt a little.
363
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,380
Hey! Where are you going?
364
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,924
Hey! Yeah, you! Pour me a shot.
365
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,262
Ivy! Ivy, hi. Listen.
366
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,681
Tell me you didn't murder
my coworker, please.
367
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,057
Uh, sorry, one sec.
368
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,100
Harls, not a good time.
369
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,518
Just answer the question!
370
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,853
Did you have anything
to do with Nightwing?
371
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,438
Okay. Wow!
372
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,273
Hello. Do you really think
that I would do that to you?
373
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,400
I... I don't...
I don't know. I don't know.
374
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,818
-Well, I didn't.
-Oh, thank God.
375
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,028
But, honestly, babe,
376
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,863
if someone
who works for me did,
377
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,489
then, I don't know,
good for them.
378
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,158
You know,
I run an evil business,
379
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,410
and Nightwing would be
a pretty big get.
380
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,704
-Ivy!
-[sighs] Honey, I can't deal
with this right now.
381
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,040
I have to go judge,
a children's beauty pageant.
382
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,416
[Harley grunts]
383
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,460
But you always say
kids with good posture
384
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,337
give you the creeps.
385
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,756
[spits]
386
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:26,051
Well, will you look at this?
Tied up, taking shots.
387
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,386
You're a chip
off the old block.
388
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,180
How about I take you
to Mama Nacaroni's?
389
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,890
Someone just gave me
a gift card
390
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,850
-'cause they saw me
being an amazing dad.
-[Barbara spits]
391
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,311
It's Macaroni's. M.
392
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:40,732
Well, I'm pretty sure
Nacaroni is how
they pronounce it in Tuscamy.
393
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:44,402
God! You don't know the name
of my favorite restaurant.
394
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,238
And you didn't even call me
when Nightwing died.
395
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:50,325
[sentimental music playing]
396
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,911
Oh, I'm not teething,
you idiot.
397
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,913
Now leave me alone!
398
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,374
At least I got
eight little reptiles
that love me.
399
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,503
[eerie music playing]
400
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,796
[gulps]
401
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:03,922
[glass crashes]
402
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:04,881
Hey, Toyman.
403
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,966
I wanna play. [grunts]
404
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,052
-[all gasp]
-[squeaks]
405
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,554
[Barbara grunts]
406
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,932
[Harley gasps]
407
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,726
We have gathered at the base
of this sacred goddess,
408
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,646
to decide which of these
precocious children
409
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:23,274
is most likely to be
the next Poison Ivy.
410
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:26,236
-[crowd cheering]
-Hey, thank you so much.
411
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,113
Seriously, thank you.
It's too much.
412
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,449
[sighs] Looking out
at all these young faces,
413
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,660
I'm reminded of a simple truth.
414
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:38,206
That none of you
will ever be like Poison Ivy.
415
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,290
[crowd gasping]
416
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:44,546
I was created
by a freak accident in a lab,
417
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,256
and through
some fucked-up miracle,
418
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,466
I got superpowers
instead of dying.
419
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,970
That, combined with being
a straight-up genius,
420
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,222
is what makes me, me.
421
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,974
Also, I'm objectively gorgeous.
422
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,101
-So, guys, give up.
-[kids gasping]
423
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,853
Not gonna happen.
424
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,813
-Oh, my God.
This is a publicity nightmare.
-Cut her off!
425
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,441
-Any questions?
-Even if these girls
don't grow up to be you,
426
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,361
surely they won't grow up
to be special in their own way?
427
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,571
No. Yeah,
I'm scanning them right now,
428
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,156
-and they're
forgettable at best.
-[girl cries]
429
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,657
[Jons clamoring]
430
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,036
Say that again
to my live audience.
431
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,912
Oh, yeah. Happily. Yeah.
432
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,290
So, while we're live,
guys, everyone look
underneath your seat
433
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,625
for a commemorative,
Poison Ivy doll,
434
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,127
whose final design
I personally approved.
435
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,921
[gasps] The doll's
not ready yet.
436
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:30,050
-Mommy, why is this
butthole so realistic?
-[crowd gasping]
437
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,719
And one more thing.
Fuck almond milk!
438
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,179
[Jons] No!
439
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,014
I know, I'm just, like,
no good at this PR stuff,
440
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:39,726
so I guess you're
just gonna have
to resign in disgrace, right?
441
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,729
[microphone feedback]
442
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,065
[Jons squelching]
443
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,028
[snarling]
444
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,738
[growling]
445
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,168
Uh...
446
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,379
Eat cake. You piece of shit!
447
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,630
[groans]
448
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,714
[grunts]
449
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,717
Toyman and I are
in a weight loss contest.
450
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,553
I'm only having sugar
on Saturdays.
451
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,555
-[upbeat music playing]
-[Barbara grunting]
452
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,404
[vomiting]
453
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:37,826
[grunting]
454
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,371
[screaming]
455
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,919
As a fan of bar fights
and emotional releases,
456
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,337
I am loving this.
457
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,215
Oh, hell no! [grunting]
458
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,675
Thank you for using salad.
459
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,843
[gags]
460
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,721
[people screaming]
461
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,682
Guys, this seems like
good of a time as any
for your debut.
462
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,522
Everybody,
463
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,151
I'd like to introduce
the Natural Disasters.
464
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,278
Time to rock.
465
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,363
[rumbling]
466
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:17,866
[woman gasps] Yes.
467
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:26,958
[Poison Ivy screaming]
468
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,004
Yes, yes. Now spit in my mouth.
469
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:31,963
Ugh.
470
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,468
[crumbling]
471
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,971
You look a little inflamed.
472
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:40,972
Get it, girl.
473
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,352
Uh, I need to work
on a catchphrase,
474
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,313
but here comes my thing.
475
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:50,857
[energy trilling]
476
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:54,277
[heart beating]
477
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,115
[baby sharks snarling]
478
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,408
[Giant Jon grumbling]
479
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,495
[baby sharks yelling]
480
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,290
[shrieking]
481
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,752
[whooshing]
482
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,295
[baby sharks chittering]
483
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:14,756
[Terra yelling]
484
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,884
[Terra grunts]
485
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,308
Oh, letting your underlings
fight your battles for you?
486
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,851
The optics are bad.
487
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,561
You need us.
488
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:32,065
Your greatest accomplishment
was getting a nut milk
489
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,233
to accept me.
490
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,985
[snarling]
491
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,988
[whimsical music playing]
492
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,949
-[Giant Jon groaning]
-[baby sharks] Wee!
493
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,869
[Giant Jon grunts]
494
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,622
We were scaling up to oat.
495
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,208
Part of a five-point plan.
496
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,376
Oh!
497
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,797
[cheering]
498
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,091
Oh, my goodness. [chuckles]
499
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:01,678
Look at you, cheering
for a giant man exploding.
500
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,265
Gosh! Maybe
you little freaks
can be like me after all.
501
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,391
[kids cheering]
502
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,560
-[Babs sighs]
-Babs. Hey.
503
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,562
I talked to Ivy, okay?
She didn't do it.
504
00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:13,940
Yeah. Then who did?
Santee Claus?
505
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,483
[Harley groans]
506
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,068
[Joker laughs wickedly]
507
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:21,072
[chuckling]
Did someone order
a rum and Joke-er?
508
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:22,615
Well, I'm a little rusty.
509
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:23,825
Whatever!
510
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:27,037
The fuck is this
municipal dickwad doing here?
511
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:31,666
I'm here to announce
my return to evil.
512
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,836
I know how much
you've all been
missing me, so...
513
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,714
I brought back
one of my classic hits.
514
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,843
Killing a member
of the Bat Family. [laughs]
515
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,054
I killed Nightwing!
516
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,097
-[laughing maliciously]
-Rum and Joker.
517
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,309
[all chanting] Rum and Joker,
rum and Joker,
518
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,854
Rum and Joker.
Suddenly, I want a drink.
519
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:56,941
[Barbara grunts]
You son of a... [grunts]
520
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,026
[Barbara crying]
521
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,945
[Joker laughing]
522
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,615
[chanting continues]
523
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,623
What... What, am I dreaming?
524
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,544
What the fuck?
525
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,797
[theme music playing]
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