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- Hi.
- [gasps] Oh.
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[laughs] Hello, love.
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You and Dad are going out
for dinner later, right?
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Um, yeah, we've got a
table booked for 7:30.
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If we were dreadful people,
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we might even call
it a date night.
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Well, before that, there's
someone coming around
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who I'd like you to meet.
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- Her name's Holly.
- Holly. Okay, great.
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And she's my girlfriend.
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Hey! Hey, Ava. That's,
uh, that's fantastic.
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It is. I thought it was about
time. Anyway, she's brilliant.
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- You'll like her.
- Of course we will.
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Don't do anything weird,
but you're gonna love her.
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- [chuckles]
- It's only been two weeks,
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but it feels like
ages... in a good way.
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- Do you remember that feeling?
- Just about. Yes.
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Well, it's a great feeling.
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- [exhales deeply]
- [cellphone rings]
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[grunts] Hey, hon.
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- Paul, Amber alert. Amber alert.
- What?
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I'm pretty sure
Ava just came out.
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Wow!
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[exhales deeply]
Shit. It's happening.
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Yes! She wants to introduce
us to her girlfriend
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before we head out
tonight. Holly.
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Thought you said
her name was Amber.
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Oh, Christ. It's good to
laugh, isn't it, Paul?
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Sorry. Yeah, yeah, all right.
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[chuckles] Listen, let's not
fuck this one up, shall we?
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Noted. I mean, it's
nice, though, isn't it?
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- Nice that she's including us.
- Yeah.
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- [Ava] Mum?
- [whispers] Oh, fuck.
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- Hiya, love.
- We're out of peanut butter.
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Do we have any more? Because
Holly loves peanut butter.
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It's, like, one of her things.
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Have you checked behind
Dad's horrible chutneys?
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- [doorbell rings]
- [gasps]
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Ooh!
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You're gonna love her, Mum.
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[singsongy] Ta-da! [chuckles]
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- Lovely to meet ya, Ally.
- Hi, Ava.
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- [Ally] Oh.
- It's an orange. Wine.
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Looks like auld piss, but tastes
nothing like it, I promise.
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[laughs] "Auld piss." Fantastic.
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That's... That's very,
very kind of you. Thanks.
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[chuckles]
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- I'm Siobhan.
- Yes, no, yeah, of course.
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Darren's told me
so much about you.
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- Oh, God, how much?
- Tons.
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In fact, I thought he
might have been going
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- through your bins.
- Uh, Siobhan's building, uh,
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actually has
communal bins, so...
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- So, were you guys...
- Uh, I wouldn't go through them
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- even if they weren't.
- No. Yeah. Um...
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But were you just passing by
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and you sensed that I
needed some wine or...
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[chuckles] No, we're
here for dinner.
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You invited us round for dinner?
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Yes, but, oh, God, no,
no. That's not this week.
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- That's next week.
- I don't think so.
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Mm. Um...
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Sorry.
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Shit. Shit.
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Yes. Oh. Susie and Chris
are coming, too. Um...
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Would you like us to bugger off?
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No! No, no, no, no. It's
fine. Come... Come on in.
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I was just about to put on
a massive pot of... food.
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- Food?
- Yeah.
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One of my favorites.
[chuckles]
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[door closes]
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[dish clatters]
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Is this okay? With Holly coming?
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Fine. Nice for her to meet
everyone. I want this to be...
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well, not a huge
thing, but a big thing.
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Okay. Right. Drinks.
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- Can I just use your bathroom?
- I can show you where it is.
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Just going upstairs myself.
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[lowered voice] Right, uh, one
thing. I haven't got any kids.
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- Have they died?
- They haven't,
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but as far as Siobhan's
concerned, they don't exist.
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So, you haven't told Siobhan
about your twin girls?
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That's mad.
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I just sort of panicked
at the start there.
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Well, how long
ago was the start?
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A couple of months back.
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Siobhan is child-free,
and the twins are,
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well, you know, a strong
flavor. [chuckles]
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I think I love her, Ally.
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I think I'd rather have
Siobhan than the twins.
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You don't mean that.
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You know it's their 13th
coming up? Birthday?
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Do you know what
they asked me for?
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I thought maybe new
phones, concert tickets,
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but they asked me if I'd
climb into a suitcase
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and let them carry me
around for 20 minutes.
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- Jesus Christ.
- I think they just wanted
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to see if they
could make me do it.
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You know, capitulate to their
will. I mean, they're 13.
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- Did you do it?
- Yes, of course I did it.
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- [doorbell rings]
- Oh.
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Please, Ally, just for tonight,
until I figure something out.
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[lowered voice] Ally!
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Susie!
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Oh, sorry, it's just me.
Chris won't be joining us.
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He's busy downloading
a dating app.
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I broke it off with
him on Sunday evening.
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Oh, God. Your busiest
day and everything.
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- [sighs]
- Come here.
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- Oh, I got you this.
- Thanks.
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Oh, hey, Ava. How
are you doing?
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Susie, I didn't know you
were coming. It's been ages!
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I can't wait to tell Holly
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she's about to meet
Susie, the vicar.
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She's heard all about you.
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[mouthing words]
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[laughter, indistinct
conversation]
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Really, I'd never seen
anyone taller than me
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struggle with the top
shelf at the supermarket,
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much less a man, as in,
you know, a young-ish man.
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And I know this is the oddest
fucking thing to say out loud,
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but there was just something
so sweetly pathetic about him.
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And here we are.
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You know, like, like, in
a kid's book when, say,
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a crocodile makes
friends with a worm.
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- Mm.
- [cellphone chimes]
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Oh. Sorry. [sighs]
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Sorry. It's just, um...
Uh, won't be a tick.
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What do you mean,
"something urgent"?
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No, sorry. It's your
night with them.
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I can't have the girls because
I'm not at home tonight.
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Okay. Right.
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Well, your location app
is wrong, Karen, 'cause...
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yeah, I'm only
near Ally's house.
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[sighs] I'm actually with
one of the guys from Pilates.
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Yeah, Julian.
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Yeah, we're off out on
a big session of booze.
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Yeah, so don't come to Ally's.
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Not come to Ally's 'cause
I'm not here. There.
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Just don't go to Ally...
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- [door closes]
- You all right, Darren?
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Mm-hmm. How do you turn off
shared location on your phone?
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- I have no idea.
- Oh, bugger!
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[lowered voice] Are you
sure you're all right
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about the 40,000
descending here?
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Oh, no, it's fine, honestly.
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- The more, the merrier.
- Okay.
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I actually really want
Holly to meet Susie.
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I didn't know I did, but I do.
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- [cellphone rings]
- Oh.
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[ringing continues]
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- Hi, Holly!
- But I actually upped
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and changed parishes to Reading.
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- Oh.
- To be with Chris
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and his two kids. Two of them.
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[exhales deeply]
I never had kids,
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never wanted them,
never once regretted it.
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Children are not easy. Right?
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So I gather, yeah.
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- This is very good wine.
- [glass clatters]
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- Where's this wine from?
- [Paul] Hiya!
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Oh, Paul's here.
Great. Good on Paul.
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- Hey.
- [Ally] Hi.
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Oh. Fuck me. What's
this? Intervention?
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- Yeah.
- Hi, Paul.
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Hey, Sue. Sorry, I won't hug
you 'cause I reek a little bit.
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Um, sorry. I wasn't
expecting to see anyone.
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- Yeah, I should have texted you.
- [Darren] Paul?
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- This is Siobhan.
- Is it?
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- [Darren] Mm-hmm.
- Hello.
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- Hi.
- I cocked up like a big idiot,
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got my weeks in
a... in a tizz.
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The... The meal
out is next week,
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and the meal we're
hosting is now.
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- Is it?
- Yeah.
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Brilliant. Okay. Uh, I...
I need a little shower,
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so I'll, um, see
you folks in a bit.
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- Any more up there?
- [laughter]
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- Siobhan?
- Yes.
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Cool. Right.
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[lowered voice] Hey. Hey.
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So sorry, Paul. It's my
balls up, completely.
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It's just a bit of
a shock, that's all,
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coming into a house
that looks like
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a fucking coach
station at Christmas.
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- [chuckles]
- There's enough of those fuckers
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- for a five-a-side.
- I know.
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I was really looking forward
to a nice tagine as well.
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- What are you cooking?
- A chili. Uh, a sort of chili.
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Okay.
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Uh, How's Ava? This can't be
the evening she was expecting.
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She actually seems okay.
I think she's quite
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looking forward to a
big coming out evening.
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All right, well,
I'll go and say hi
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and then get rid
of this man-hum.
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Mm. Hang on. [sniffs]
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Do you know what?
I don't hate that.
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Sorry, was that, um...
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Oh, Darren hasn't told
Siobhan about his kids.
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- Very wise.
- So, don't mention them.
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Not that we ever talk
about Darren's kids,
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unless we want to feel
better about ourselves.
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- [chuckles] Fair enough.
- [footsteps depart]
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- [indistinct conversation]
- [exhales deeply]
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[Holly speaks indistinctly]
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It's just... you know...
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No, it's just that
I thought that...
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It's just a bit much, Ava,
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like meeting your
parents, their friends,
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and, you know, an actual vicar,
just like we're getting married.
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No, I get it. Sorry.
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I just thought... I
was just being silly.
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I... I'll make
sure it's just us.
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It was a nice thought.
It really was.
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It'll be great to
meet your mum and dad.
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No, it'll be boring.
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All right then, folks. Let's
get this fucking party started
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- [laughter]
- Who said pass the parcel?
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- [doorbell rings]
- [Ava] I'll get it!
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Oh. [sighs]
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Taxi for Darren?
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Thanks, Ava. I'll
take this from here.
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I'd like you to drive my
mobile phone around London.
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Is this some sort of a joke?
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It's 200 pounds there...
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or should it...
should it be more?
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How much to hire you
for the whole night?
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- This ain't Pretty Woman, mate.
- 500?
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200 now and the rest
when I pick up the phone?
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Please, just drive it around.
My wife is looking for me,
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and my children are
from The Shining.
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Please, I'm desperate.
I'm a desperate man.
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I mean, I'm paying 500 pounds
to give a phone a ride in a car.
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- Go on then.
- God love ya. Thank you.
236
00:10:28,299 --> 00:10:30,738
I mean, they do sound
like nightmare kids.
237
00:10:30,771 --> 00:10:33,309
I tried so hard
with them. So hard.
238
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,213
But they... they just
wouldn't accept me.
239
00:10:35,246 --> 00:10:36,950
- Oh.
- And of course,
240
00:10:36,983 --> 00:10:39,254
Chris refused to take sides,
which, of course, meant...
241
00:10:39,287 --> 00:10:41,292
That he absolutely
did take sides.
242
00:10:41,325 --> 00:10:43,128
Oh, I'm so sorry, Susie.
243
00:10:43,663 --> 00:10:45,175
- Thank you.
- I bet you won't miss Reading,
244
00:10:45,199 --> 00:10:46,869
- though, will you?
- No.
245
00:10:47,638 --> 00:10:50,310
Although I do think Reading
had a big part to play
246
00:10:50,343 --> 00:10:52,814
- in why his kids were such...
- Fuckers?
247
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:56,121
Well, obviously I would never
say that 'cause that's...
248
00:10:56,154 --> 00:11:00,764
very unchristian language,
but, yeah, total fuckers.
249
00:11:00,797 --> 00:11:02,300
- [chuckles]
- [knock on door]
250
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,168
[Ava] Come in.
251
00:11:05,106 --> 00:11:08,746
Hey, darling. Just, uh,
came to check you're okay?
252
00:11:10,082 --> 00:11:11,418
- Fine.
- Yeah?
253
00:11:17,363 --> 00:11:19,534
So, Mum told me
about Holly. [laughs]
254
00:11:19,568 --> 00:11:21,205
- [claps hands]
- That's...
255
00:11:21,238 --> 00:11:26,181
I'm so excited to meet her.
When does she get here?
256
00:11:26,214 --> 00:11:28,452
- Soon, I hope.
- Mm-hmm.
257
00:11:28,485 --> 00:11:30,557
I think she's still
coming, but...
258
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,229
- [doorbell rings]
- Was that the door?
259
00:11:33,262 --> 00:11:34,799
Uh, um...
260
00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:36,110
Yeah, I think so.
Maybe. Oh, okay.
261
00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:37,069
Yeah.
262
00:11:41,846 --> 00:11:44,250
- All right, Bagpuss.
- Hey. It's the prodigal son.
263
00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:47,424
You should have called ahead.
264
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,829
I'd have slaughtered a lamb
or made you, I don't know,
265
00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:51,966
a fucking coat of many
colors or something.
266
00:11:51,999 --> 00:11:54,070
- Everything okay?
- Uh, no.
267
00:11:57,377 --> 00:12:00,249
- All right.
- I've got a big favor to ask.
268
00:12:00,282 --> 00:12:02,387
My friend from the ante-natal
group is a bit pissed.
269
00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,057
He's very pissed.
270
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,328
Right.
271
00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:08,834
As in he's too
pissed to go home.
272
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,546
He's on thin ice as it
is with his partner.
273
00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:15,079
Do you think he could just
dry out here, just for a bit?
274
00:12:15,112 --> 00:12:16,850
- [sighs]
- I can't take him to Maya's.
275
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:18,128
Where is he now,
this pissed man?
276
00:12:18,152 --> 00:12:19,363
I've got him propped
up around the back.
277
00:12:19,387 --> 00:12:22,260
I wanted to speak to
you first and explain,
278
00:12:22,293 --> 00:12:25,099
but he's waiting for
me to let him in.
279
00:12:25,132 --> 00:12:27,404
We've got a bit of
a full house, mate.
280
00:12:27,437 --> 00:12:29,350
And as it happens, this is
a big night for your sister,
281
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,946
so I don't love the idea
of anything distracting.
282
00:12:31,979 --> 00:12:33,984
- [Ally yelps]
- [Darren] Paul?
283
00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:35,554
- [clamor]
- [Siobhan] Jesus Christ.
284
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:38,092
[indistinct shouting]
285
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,494
- What's up?
- Oh, God.
286
00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:41,265
Hey, hey, what's up?
287
00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:43,637
Look, oh, got you now!
Got... Aah! Oh! Oh, oh.
288
00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:46,442
- Aah! Get off me.
- What the fuck am I looking at?
289
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,547
[grunting]
290
00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:52,020
Whoa! Hey! Fucking...
Oi, oi, oi!
291
00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:54,992
- Get off him, you cunt!
- [groaning]
292
00:12:57,029 --> 00:12:59,301
[groaning]
293
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:00,436
[laughter]
294
00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:02,908
Then the sweaty dicker just
295
00:13:02,941 --> 00:13:06,181
drops down over the wall,
like, out of nowhere,
296
00:13:06,214 --> 00:13:08,252
and I yelped 'cause I
thought that we were...
297
00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:09,521
We were gonna be robbed.
298
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,659
Then suddenly, Carl
just swooped down
299
00:13:11,692 --> 00:13:14,197
onto him like a big, bald swan.
300
00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,401
- You're a hero, Carl.
- [Darren] Yeah, Carl.
301
00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:18,038
I just had a fucking fight.
302
00:13:18,071 --> 00:13:20,276
- Yes, you did, mate.
- Oh, fucking hell.
303
00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:22,648
Fucking Jesus. Yes!
304
00:13:22,681 --> 00:13:24,585
Oh, I haven't had a
fight since Spike Island.
305
00:13:24,618 --> 00:13:27,323
I haven't been this happy
since Spike fucking Island.
306
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:28,994
I... I'm so sorry.
307
00:13:29,027 --> 00:13:30,530
Yes, and so you should be, mate.
308
00:13:30,564 --> 00:13:33,469
Carl, you're a Stone Roses fan?
309
00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:35,473
Spike Island, Paul.
310
00:13:35,506 --> 00:13:37,912
Just, yeah, Spike
fucking Island, you know?
311
00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,414
[exhales deeply, sniffles]
312
00:13:39,447 --> 00:13:41,427
Jesus Christ, Gaz. Have you
just gone and done more?
313
00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,222
Listen, folks. Um...
314
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,424
- Oh, oh.
- Hey, look,
315
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,063
I'm... I'm all
apologies, okay?
316
00:13:47,096 --> 00:13:51,071
But I've got a baby on the
way, all right, like Luke here,
317
00:13:51,104 --> 00:13:53,042
- and we're just...
- Right.
318
00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:55,079
[sighs] ...we're just
coping, you know?
319
00:13:55,112 --> 00:13:58,352
We got a connection, me
and Luke, haven't we?
320
00:13:58,385 --> 00:13:59,922
You know, I think
some people, they...
321
00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:02,227
they... they come into your
life to teach you something.
322
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,064
[sniffles] You know?
323
00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:05,466
And your son has done just that.
324
00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:07,237
Unbelievable.
325
00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:09,216
I think we've both kind of
realized, haven't we, Luke,
326
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,279
that we've got to just squeeze
the decadence in now, don't we?
327
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,388
"We"?
328
00:14:16,421 --> 00:14:18,593
Are you doing
fucking coke, Luke?
329
00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:21,666
No, I'm not! He is.
He definitely is.
330
00:14:21,699 --> 00:14:23,511
- I think he's doing a lot.
- Well, I'll tell you what, mate.
331
00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:25,741
Maybe the place not to bring
332
00:14:25,774 --> 00:14:27,945
a character like
that in that state
333
00:14:27,978 --> 00:14:29,982
is your mum and
dad's fucking house.
334
00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:31,962
I've already told you, this is
a big night for your sister.
335
00:14:31,986 --> 00:14:33,957
She's bringing her
first girlfriend round.
336
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:36,128
- Ava's got a girlfriend?
- Oh, it's...
337
00:14:36,161 --> 00:14:37,607
You're gonna be a
parent, Luke, all right?
338
00:14:37,631 --> 00:14:39,401
Make better fucking decisions!
339
00:14:39,434 --> 00:14:42,207
[muffled] Because it's gonna
be one thing after another.
340
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,377
Let me tell you...
[continues indistinctly]
341
00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:53,996
You know, for what
it's worth, I get it.
342
00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:55,776
Fatherhood can be a scary thing.
343
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,203
Sure how would you know?
344
00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,743
Uh... Dad told me.
345
00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:06,154
And what have you told her
regards where you're at?
346
00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:08,292
Her at home?
347
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:11,265
Uh, that I'm, uh,
caught up at work.
348
00:15:11,298 --> 00:15:12,701
Hmm.
349
00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:17,043
No, fella, don't do
that. Don't lie. Go home.
350
00:15:17,076 --> 00:15:19,180
She's laid up on bricks
having your baby.
351
00:15:19,213 --> 00:15:21,118
Don't fucking lie to her.
352
00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:22,462
There's nothin'
worse than a liar.
353
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,723
[door closes]
354
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,426
- All right, folks...
- [claps hands]
355
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,163
After that...
after that palaver,
356
00:15:27,196 --> 00:15:29,467
I think the least we
can do is get you drunk.
357
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,473
- So, who's for red?
- Well, can I get one of those?
358
00:15:32,506 --> 00:15:36,783
No! Fucking bare knuckle
Barbie, you can't.
359
00:15:36,816 --> 00:15:39,421
Jesus Christ. What
were you thinking?
360
00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:41,458
And why can't you just
use the fucking front door
361
00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:43,028
like normal people? Hey?
362
00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:45,399
I mean, look at
the state of Carl.
363
00:15:47,236 --> 00:15:49,541
- You all right, Carl?
- Fine now, thank you.
364
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:52,080
- Good.
- Yeah, just fine.
365
00:15:52,113 --> 00:15:53,717
It's very nice, you know.
366
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,321
- Hmm? What is?
- The inside.
367
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,593
Your house.
368
00:15:59,795 --> 00:16:00,697
Thank you.
369
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:04,371
- Can I get you anything?
- Oh.
370
00:16:04,404 --> 00:16:05,707
Got a cheese sandwich, have you?
371
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,310
- A cheese sandwich?
- Ooh.
372
00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:08,111
No!
373
00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:12,052
One cheese sandwich
for Carl coming up.
374
00:16:13,488 --> 00:16:16,228
Ah, some fucker
been in my chutneys?
375
00:16:16,261 --> 00:16:17,731
Has anyone seen Ava?
376
00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:23,643
[sniffles]
377
00:16:23,676 --> 00:16:26,214
[footsteps approach]
378
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,057
- What's happened?
- [sniffles]
379
00:16:32,728 --> 00:16:35,065
Holly's not coming round.
380
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:37,771
- Okay.
- [sniffles]
381
00:16:37,804 --> 00:16:40,309
I wanted to do this
big coming out thing,
382
00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:41,645
and she's not into it.
383
00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:44,785
[sniffles]
384
00:16:44,818 --> 00:16:46,263
She thinks all that
"meet the family" stuff
385
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:48,359
is a bit too much.
386
00:16:48,392 --> 00:16:49,671
Well, just... Well, that's fine.
387
00:16:49,695 --> 00:16:51,665
We'll just give her
a bit more time.
388
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,272
She says no one really has a
big coming out thing anymore.
389
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:59,247
And I just feel so
stupid and naive.
390
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,251
There is not one thing
about you that's stupid.
391
00:17:01,284 --> 00:17:02,788
Do you understand?
392
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,567
We've only been seeing each
other a couple of weeks.
393
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:09,134
What was I thinking? What
if I've ruined everything?
394
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,405
Break... Breakups are
always hard, my darling,
395
00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:13,576
- especially the first time...
- We haven't broken up.
396
00:17:14,745 --> 00:17:16,315
- Okay.
- I'm not upset
397
00:17:16,348 --> 00:17:18,586
because we split up. I'm...
398
00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:21,726
I'm embarrassed at being
old-fashioned and just stupid.
399
00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:24,431
All right, I... I see. Sorry.
400
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:25,701
We'll still see each other.
401
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:28,138
Holly just doesn't
wanna come round tonight
402
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:31,311
to meet you two...
and everyone.
403
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:32,748
Right.
404
00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:34,517
Well, I mean...
405
00:17:35,152 --> 00:17:37,423
You know, at... at least we...
406
00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:40,472
We know you better
now, don't we?
407
00:17:40,496 --> 00:17:41,733
Mm-hmm.
408
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,739
You know, we know that
you're gay. It's...
409
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,745
It's also not... not a big
deal at all, by the way,
410
00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:48,722
in case you were
wondering if it was.
411
00:17:48,746 --> 00:17:51,719
No, I want it to be a big deal.
412
00:17:51,752 --> 00:17:53,421
It is a big deal for me.
413
00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,495
Maybe that was my
stupid mistake.
414
00:17:56,528 --> 00:17:58,600
I wanted you.
415
00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:01,471
I wanted my parents
to be a part of this.
416
00:18:01,504 --> 00:18:04,210
I wanted this to be
my moment. Mine. Mine.
417
00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:07,651
Some affirmation of me.
418
00:18:07,684 --> 00:18:10,456
Yeah, listen, sweetheart,
I think that's absolutely
419
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,902
what we all want as well,
isn't it? I think...
420
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:13,204
I think that what
we're trying to say...
421
00:18:13,228 --> 00:18:14,665
- Yeah.
- Is that we will always
422
00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:17,503
love you completely, no matter
who you tell us you are.
423
00:18:17,536 --> 00:18:18,606
Well, I want it to matter.
424
00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:24,751
I know you're trying to make me
feel comfortable, and thank you.
425
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,456
But I want this to
matter as much...
426
00:18:29,928 --> 00:18:32,332
every inch as much, for once...
427
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:35,205
as anything that's
happening in Luke's life.
428
00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:38,278
And it really hasn't helped
429
00:18:38,311 --> 00:18:40,516
that he's dragged in
that pisshead downstairs.
430
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,386
Right, okay, tell you
what. You stay here.
431
00:18:42,419 --> 00:18:43,665
We're gonna go and
clear the house out,
432
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,459
and then we'll be
back, okay? Don't move.
433
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:53,308
- [footsteps approach]
- How's she getting on up there?
434
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,381
- Not terribly well. And...
- Your wee girl? Ava, was it?
435
00:18:56,414 --> 00:18:58,753
- Ava, yeah.
- Having a bit of an upset?
436
00:18:58,786 --> 00:19:00,657
- First bit of heartbreak.
- Yeah.
437
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:02,661
Just as well. I
fucking hate chili.
438
00:19:02,694 --> 00:19:04,832
Hate anything to
do with cowboys.
439
00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:07,437
Thank you for a lovely evenin'.
440
00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:09,642
You should piss off, too.
441
00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:10,953
You're next door,
as I understand it.
442
00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:12,848
- Yeah, he's...
- But you, Snorty Spice,
443
00:19:12,881 --> 00:19:15,286
where is it you call home?
We'll drop you in our Uber.
444
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,290
Oh, actually, could
I get in on that?
445
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,301
If you don't mind dropping
me off at the station.
446
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,427
Yeah, of course.
447
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,833
All right if I stay
here, is it, mate?
448
00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:23,570
If I go home in this
state, she'll kill me.
449
00:19:23,603 --> 00:19:26,541
What age are you to be
hanging out with this child?
450
00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:28,278
You must be near my age and his.
451
00:19:28,311 --> 00:19:29,289
- Move your boney arse.
- [exhales deeply]
452
00:19:29,313 --> 00:19:30,449
[mouths words]
453
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:31,986
[mouths words]
454
00:19:32,019 --> 00:19:34,324
- Thank you, Carl.
- [mouths words]
455
00:19:34,357 --> 00:19:36,562
Oh, you're welcome, Paul.
456
00:19:36,595 --> 00:19:38,532
Just trying to be
a good neighbor.
457
00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:41,271
Well, next time it's my turn to
have a big fight on your patio.
458
00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:43,576
- Oh, look forward to that.
- [chuckles]
459
00:19:43,609 --> 00:19:44,979
- Bye, Lukie.
- See you, Carl.
460
00:19:45,012 --> 00:19:46,549
Bye, all.
461
00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:47,516
Bye.
462
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,590
[exhales deeply]
463
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,326
Sorry. What... What's
happening with Ava?
464
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,796
[door closes]
465
00:20:02,513 --> 00:20:05,418
Could we make a quick pit stop
at this wee corner shop, please?
466
00:20:07,924 --> 00:20:12,366
Here, precious. I'm stuck
in the middle back here.
467
00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:14,805
Would you mind running in and
grabbing me a deck of fags?
468
00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:28,632
That card expired weeks ago.
Mate, can we get going, please?
469
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,343
Oh, hello.
470
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:40,455
Uh... he appears to have
dropped his cocaine.
471
00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:44,364
Can you drop us at the
nearest pub, please, mate?
472
00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:48,372
I've got twins. Two girls,
13. They're very full on.
473
00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:50,576
- Jesus. What?
- I'm sorry, Siobhan.
474
00:20:53,114 --> 00:20:54,918
I think I'm in love with you.
475
00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:00,573
[under breath]
Well, you don't get
476
00:21:00,597 --> 00:21:01,899
any of this stuff in Reading.
477
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:09,047
Got a bit sexy there tonight
a couple of times, didn't it,
478
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,520
with the fight and
the pheromones?
479
00:21:12,554 --> 00:21:13,823
Or was I imagining it?
480
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,458
No, it did get a bit
sexy. You're right.
481
00:21:21,104 --> 00:21:23,374
We should break
our drought soon.
482
00:21:24,443 --> 00:21:26,949
- We should, but not tonight.
- No, not tonight. Fuck, no.
483
00:21:26,982 --> 00:21:29,087
Christ, I just wanna sleep.
484
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,388
Mm.
485
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,728
[knock on door]
486
00:21:32,761 --> 00:21:35,099
Mum, Dad, I don't really
wanna talk right now,
487
00:21:35,132 --> 00:21:36,534
if that's all right.
488
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:41,545
Just me.
489
00:21:43,481 --> 00:21:44,651
Is it all right if I come in?
490
00:22:01,484 --> 00:22:04,824
I'm sorry for stealing
focus again tonight.
491
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:08,633
I know it's a bit of a habit.
492
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:10,704
It's just...
493
00:22:10,737 --> 00:22:14,110
There was this 36-year-old
man-child chasing me around,
494
00:22:14,143 --> 00:22:17,449
and... this was the
tree that I ran up.
495
00:22:20,623 --> 00:22:21,925
[chuckles]
496
00:22:24,798 --> 00:22:29,808
So, listen, I hear that
you have a girlfriend.
497
00:22:34,785 --> 00:22:36,120
That's massive!
498
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,694
Do you fancy telling
me all about her?
499
00:22:40,963 --> 00:22:42,432
Whoever she is?
500
00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:47,032
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