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Hello
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I am beloved on-air personality Daria morgendorffer
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Fascinating Daria retro
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Respectively call look back in annoyance years worth of spec
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Special moments from a special
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Series a journey to place
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Just found not on the globe
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But on a map of the human heart
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Another word
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A cheap ass clip show
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I must be on another
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Planet
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Sorry I premiered on March
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3rd 1997 bourbon conclusively that no one in programming was paying a ton
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Viewers Matt Quinn Jake and yours
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Truly in the very first
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Seeing his dad and I
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Change the series inaugural gag
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Girls
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Tell your mother
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Realize it's not
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Easy moving to Hermantown
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Especially for you Daria right
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Did we move
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Quit immediately encountered Stacy and Sandy
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You're cool
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What's your name
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Later on my mom Helen gave a little pep talk
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Over and over again that you're wonderful
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And you just
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Don't get it
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What's wrong with you
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Mr demartino established his even temper right off the bat
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Then there was the voice of authority
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Mr. O'Neill
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Just let me get through this
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Dedicated educator
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In a related note the school nurse will be visiting homerooms tomorrow to collect DNA samples and those low IQ
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Love birds
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Kevin and Britney
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Operation
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Did you forget someone
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Oh yeah
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Episode ones also where I met my pal here
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Nocturnal emissions
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In episode 2 the invitation
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Coordinated
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Charles Wright timer the third you ladies in need of a knight in shining armor can we just
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Take the armor and ditch the Knight
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And the not yet permanently voice
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Tiffany's
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But what's with that girl
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Glasses
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We also got to meet a member of my family
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Which meant I got to act like a dork
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Anything I would love
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Buy nice conversational skills
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Yeah I was a little unsure of myself
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Open those days before she dated four of the five members of NSYNC
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Supposed to know that
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My Girl Next Door image
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Speaking of siblings
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Let's take a look at the warm relationship between Daria and Quinn
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Innocent
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An experience
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And when I'm going to tell them about you and Vince Neil
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You got any brothers
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Child
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You
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Cousin
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Excuse me or whatever
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Mermaid
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She got into the mini bar
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I did detective softening of your relationship over the years
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Sure
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The way a banana softens before it goes completely bad
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Dora
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Can I talk to you
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About the Dead Guy
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Why should
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You go out of your way to protect
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The stupid you're not one of them
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That was nice what you said
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That we make a good team
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Quinn
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Not as superficial as you act
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I'm sure you just feel obliged
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Distressed a moronic aspects of your personality so you'll fit in better with the fashion drunk
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Like
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A mask you wear cuz you think they wouldn't like the real you
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Give me answer the way you
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People away by being really unfriendly
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Stop
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We're talking about you here and then finally came the momentous
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Accepted her heritage
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Became a Jedi
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Kayaks
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She's my sis
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We just admitted that weird girl is her sister
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Sandy we knew that
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We were just being polite about it
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You two are from the same household
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For the same species
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Labyrinth
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Interaction paradigm
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With your sister
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In your overall family dynamic
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Let's watch
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Your folks go wacko
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Damn computer
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Crappy crappy crappy
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Gastroenterological
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How do you maybe we ought to think about getting back
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Is just beginning
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Oh my God I'll have to call you back
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No I don't know when
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Do I get a tambourine or something
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Absolutely
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Okay I'll do it
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What
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Should I think about the reasons
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Thanks for being there for me
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Did she just say
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Sweet
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When we return
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A look at cats
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Phrases love cicadas and
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Weird faces you can pretty much
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Count on that
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The commercial what band leader
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I'll sing them for you
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Ready to hear some dope Beats
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I'm diarrhea
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You can see the premiere of my new movie is a college yet on the premiere of our new video breaking up the girl
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On the same night
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Don't miss it
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Galleria
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Is it College yet brought you commercial for U by Kotex tonight at 8
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Welcome back
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F45
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You have been weighed
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Sing for
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My family in the last
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Segment
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Either way I choose
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Is to return every night
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To what Friday
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Refer to as a Bug House
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Helifreak
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Could it be
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The people you spend your days with make your family
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Placing normal astonishing homes
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What's illustrate with a look inside the hallowed Halls of Lawndale High
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Did you mean Holmes like Sherlock or homes like yo yo yo what up homie
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Do you have any idea what a satellite transmission Jammer cost
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These days
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Miss morgendorffer
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Bomb-sniffing dogs
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Without further ado
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I present to you
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Solo performance
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Nothing to lose
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Life
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Karl Marx
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The year
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1848
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My exercise tapes
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SpongeBob diarrhea
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Everybody
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And the teachers aren't the only ones who inhaled too much
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Chalk dust
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What about
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The children
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I call it
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Don't drink or take drugs
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In the messages
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Don't drink
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Or take drugs
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What does woe mean
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The feeling you get it
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If the Super Bowl were preempted by Antiques Roadshow
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The Monkey Garage
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Can learn to
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Yeah
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Do me a favor will you
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Yeah well is my locker
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Light-hearted frivolity is all well and good but the gripping interpersonal relationship
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You mean the soap opera
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For crap
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How to some special Daria Trent
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Sound to you
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Hey Daria
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Model
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You know diarrhea
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Sometimes it's hard to
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Believe you're in high school
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I find a situation unbelievable myself
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You're pretty cool
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What's that
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That's my ass
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Give me yours
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It's pretty clean
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No I
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Sorry
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Maybe we just have different ideas about what to come in
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I suppose we do
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I guess it wasn't such a gray
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For us to get
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Now
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I guess there was no way it could have worked out alright
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See you around
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Stop their CARICOM
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First my brother
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Boyfriend
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I just thank God
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You don't have a dog
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Let's watch the sort of story unfold
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Looking at me
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Sofas
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Cars
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No
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But the roof of my car is Rusty
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Oops
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Where the hell is Tom just because
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She's a few minutes late doesn't mean he's an inconsiderate jerk ultimately bring you nothing but misery
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Warm to him wait a minute
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At which
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More of a tick really
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Having fun hey did you know Stalin had Trotsky
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He killed with a knife
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Tesco good thing they didn't put him in a glass coffin
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I was just about to call your house
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To see where you were and you've never
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Made out or anything come on I'm sorry can you picture me making out
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Ever
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Damnit damnit damnit damnit
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Like to
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I can't help it it's my Allure
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Come on
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Let me off the hook and let's look at some other Lawndale lovebirds okay
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But stay the hell away from
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Vince Neil
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Okay
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Wishin
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Play Anything by our love
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You're so hot
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Email
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Togetherness in a relation
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It was just easier
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Just want you to know we welcome
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Partners what you do with a ring is yours
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Wrestle but we just went out to
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We put those are really can't go out with you again for another 3 weeks
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I want to consider a hospital visit a day
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Sorry bye
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Bear skin rug
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Now girl
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I want you to rub your hands over those of Iran
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Manchester
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You want them they want you to
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If I see one more sweet selfie girls
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Stuck with an idiot
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Memorable moments all of them
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And speaking of memorable lines
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No highlight show is complete without a montage of repetitive cat
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Phrases
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Repetitive catch phrases
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Echolalia
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How many QB
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The cube
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Daddy
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Don't call me that
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I told you a million times
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I told you not to call me
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Feisty
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How do you spell
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Hey Steve
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Shoulder volume down
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Fashion Club
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Seems and fantasy
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Dreams
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Sweet time for snack
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My stomach's rumbling
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Sells my very nature
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Sister
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Meet the frozen bagel
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How does hot dog jalapeno hot
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You sound for tonight
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Chili con
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Cheese puffs
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You're a twisted little crawler ain't you
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Welcome back to the home stretch of the Daria retrospective look back in annoyance than anything compared with a friendship
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It's formed by a tight-knit group of teenage girls other than the friendships formed by a tank full of starving piranhas
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I can't think of a thing they're not starving piranhas Daria their diet
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My mistake
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Let's all grab a body flow correcting
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Swimsuit
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The tank with the fashion Club
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Everywhere
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Stretch pants
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Leggings
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Alright
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As president of the statue
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Candy kind of intimidating
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Scary Sandy
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He's not worth it
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No guy is
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True friend
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He's not dating anyone now
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God works in mysterious ways
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Mouse with
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What
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Sorry
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Coach talk
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Truly inspirational
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I'm inspired
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A better idea let's take a break from reality and step through the Looking Glass into a magical
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Magical World
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Wonder
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I thought we were doing our Montage of idiotic
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When I'm trying to get a job
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This must be the new roommate
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The new roommate
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Play roommate call shut up
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What if what if the towel Blow Away
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How do you make a shelter kids
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Pizza Perfect
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Companion piece
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No fuss
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She offers the very best
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Sport
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Dating doesn't get any easier than this
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I'm a little short
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Tell you what
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This is
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Sweetheart
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Sorry who are you
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No another day another baby
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You hungry yeah we can pick this up later
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Way to go babe
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Whatever happened to the man I married
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Got married remember
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When you let your
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From now on
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My imaginations under curve
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Daria
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Do you come up with your clever one-liners I start out with
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Clever two liners and then I cut them in half
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Ice cracks
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Show wouldn't be the same without them
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It would be shorter alright already dish I don't have low self
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Esteem
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It's a mistake
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I have low esteem for everyone else
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We are now entering hell
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Please keep your hands and elbows
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Inside the car
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Could you pause
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Referring to the harsh light of reality
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I don't have a life
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Like to stand on do I thought I'd rather not answer that Stumpy to try failing at not being sarcastic
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That's a good idea
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That's cuz it's so full of Dreams
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It's almost as good as drowning wow
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I think that's just about enough wallowing in the past
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What swallow in the future with a sneak peek at our new Daria movie is it College yet
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January 21st at 8 p.m. Eastern
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And featuring the premiere of a brand new video by garbage
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Now sit back
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Relax and
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Spoiler alert
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Well there it is
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5 years of laughs
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Cheers and Incredibly inexpensive animation boiled down to a single half hour
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Spare for commercial
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Thanks for the time MTV and thank you yours
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For sticking with us through it all
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Now we've got to clear out and make room for something that better fits the schedule you know MTV presents kids
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Talking about sex
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So long everybody
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I think we just blew our invite
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The Video Music Awards
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Never get good seats anyway
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