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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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No more secrets, right?
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So... here's the rest of me.
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Whaaat?
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I can't... It's a ship!
Lois, it's a spaceship!
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Look at the pointy boys!
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They're obelisks.
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They project holograms
and transport material...
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This is
the greatest day of my life!
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I know I lied.
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- I can't erase that.
- Then we start over.
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Hey, big guy.
I'm Lois Lane.
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- What's your name?
- Uh, Clark Kent.
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Though sometimes
I go by Superman.
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Wow, that seems
like a great name,
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given to you by someone
especially talented.
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- Where do you come from?
- Outer space.
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What planet or where,
I... I have no idea.
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What can you do?
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I'm still figuring
that out.
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Why did you
bring me here? Really.
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I brought you here
because there's no bad guys,
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no robots,
and absolutely nothing
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to interrupt me
when I ask you this,
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Lois Lane,
will you go on a date with me?
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Have no fear,
your wingman is here.
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Let's get ready for tonight's...
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Okay, all right.
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So, what is
happening here, buddy?
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Jimmy! Great timing.
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You can help me
chart out the dates.
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What?
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This is our first
official date.
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So I've plotted
a route and timed it,
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because I'm taking Lois out
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for the most
romantic evening of her life.
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I'll fly in
to pick her up at 6:45.
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The cherry blossoms
in the Park bloom at exactly seven o'clock,
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so we'll have 15 minutes to get
to the romantic rooftop view,
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which we'll savor
for, uh, 31 minutes
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before flying to Lois's
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favorite restaurant at 7:50
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for our 8:00 p.m. reservation,
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then coffee at 9:30!
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So, you finally got a date
with the girl of your dreams,
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and your first move
is to make a flow chart?
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And a map.
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Seems like you're putting
a lot of pressure on this.
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Well, it has to be perfect.
Lois deserves it.
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One night
with no talking gorillas,
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or freeze-ray bank robbers.
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Just me and her.
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Oh, I forgot about the swans
taking flight at 7:45.
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- Oh, okay.
- Well, have fun losing your mind.
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I'm going to go
hang out at Lois's
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- where it's normal, and...
- Hmm, yeah.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Nope. She's lost it too.
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Jimmy! Great.
I think I figured out the perfect gift for Clark.
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Oh, a collection of crazed notes
written on loose leaf paper.
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No, no, no.
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His past.
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Every time I've hit a block,
Clark's been there for me,
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you know,
in one form or another.
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And I wanna give him back
something in return.
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I can't fly or fight robots.
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But investigating, finding answers?
This is what I can do.
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I've started my research,
gonna crush it,
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and I'm ready
to meet Clark ten minutes early.
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I'm perfect.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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Sweatpants!
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And there it is.
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Ugh! I left my dress
at the drycleaners.
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I'm gonna be late!
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Most of us own at least one
drycleanable item.
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Not all of us can wear
the same blue jacket every day.
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And done.
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I can do this.
It's just me and Lois,
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and no weird
Superman stuff to ruin it.
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Superman.
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I'm Mr. Mxyzptlk,
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an interdimensional peacekeeper,
and I need your help.
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Nope.
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I'm charged with the safety
of the multiverse, son.
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So I need you to put on your suit
and come with me.
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Okay, look, I'm not Superman.
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- I'm just, uh...
- Mild-mannered Clark Kent.
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Wannabe reporter
with superpowers.
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Nice try, sport, but Clark is Superman
in almost every reality,
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This Earth, Earth 12,
Earth 50, Earth 508,
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Weird Earth, the works.
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How did you... how did you...
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Was I a crab?
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There are infinite universes
out there, pal,
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and infinite Supermen.
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But I'm here because
Lois Lane is in danger.
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Your Lois Lane.
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She's been kidnapped by a gang
of inter-dimensional criminals.
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These people,
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they're ruthless.
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But if you're sure
you're not Superman...
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Where is she?
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I can get you to their hideout,
but, uh, oh...
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It's got measures
to stop me from portaling in.
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You'll have to break
through their security.
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Whatever it takes to save Lois.
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I knew I could count on you.
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You're the Dependable Clark.
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Now let's go.
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Huh. No response.
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Good. That gives me
time to change.
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Lois Lane
and Jimmy Olsen of Earth 12,
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you need to come with us.
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Why? Who are you people?
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Lois Lane?
I'm Lois Lane.
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That's Lois Lane.
And that's Lewis Lane.
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We are the
League of Lois Lanes.
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- And your Clark Kent is in danger.
- Huh?
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Where are we?
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Hey! Are you okay?
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I'm fine. Just not
as strong as I used to be.
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And this is
the kidnapper's lair.
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They're...
They're inside and so is Lois.
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Quick, she doesn't
have much time.
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Huh? Whoa!
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Oops! Ow!
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You gotta look out
for their guard dog, too.
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What?
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Welcome to the flagship
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of the interdimensional
peacekeeping force,
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The League of Lois Lanes.
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We were founded
by Lois Prime,
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the first Lois
to discover the multiverse.
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We protect every dimension,
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recruiting only
the best Loises to help.
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Usually after our first Pulitzer,
around our 21st birthday.
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Oh, um, I'm... I'm 23.
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So... you were reporters
before then?
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Ooh, which Lois are you?
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My name's Jalana Olsen.
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And unfortunately,
it seems I'm you.
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Many Olsens are also
a part of the league.
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This brings us
to why you're here.
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This is Mxyzptlk.
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He calls himself a "Chaos God."
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We managed to disarm him,
but as we were taking him in,
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a portal opened to a previously
unknown universe, yours.
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He escaped into it.
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If I ever get my hands
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on the jerks
who helped that gorilla
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and the brain who
opened that stupid portal...
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Why do you need us
for this Mr. Mxyzptlk?
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Because your Clark
is helping him.
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What? Clark would
never help a bad guy.
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No one's saying that.
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But we tracked Mxy here,
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and now your Clark
and Mxy are missing.
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Lois, we need your help.
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To find him, of course!
I'll do what I do best,
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investigate. Ah!
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Excellent.
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Once the scanner analyzes
your dimensions' tachyons,
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we'll be able
to find your Clark.
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Oh. That's what you needed.
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Good. Great.
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If it helps Clark, then...
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You have no idea
what you're dealing with, do you?
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Not now.
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Give us
a moment, will ya?
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In the meantime, make yourself at home.
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Just not in there.
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- Ah!
- Great.
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Now, you smash and I grab.
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Wait. Are...
Are you robbing this place?
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No. Of course not.
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We're robbing this place.
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- What? No.
- Hey, look, there's the good stuff.
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Where is Lois?
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Metropolis, probably.
How should I know?
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Ooh, Cosmic Rod, Flight Ring...
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Ah!
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Here we go.
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Lois was never
in danger, was she?
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No. Lois was never in danger.
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I deceived you. I lied.
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Why?
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Because portal-proof vaults
are a huge inconvenience,
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and you are very strong.
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But you're not the quickest guy
from planet Krypton, are you?
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Wha... uh... Krypton?
Is... is that where...
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Help me break this glass.
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- No!
- Oh, that's okay.
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I got it. Yeah.
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Stop!
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You are going to put that back,
and I will turn you over
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to whatever authorities
deal with you,
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and then Lois and I
are going on a perfect, normal date!
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Normal?
You are never going to be normal.
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I have seen countless yous,
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and it is your fate
to always be different,
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and weird, and alone.
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And you may be
stronger than me,
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but can you stop me?
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I think...
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You're not okay.
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No. I lost something
dear to me.
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I'm less... than I was,
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but strong enough
for one last trick.
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No, no, no!
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Hey!
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I thought now would be
a perfect time to get
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some footage
for my next Flamebird update.
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This week's episode
is definitely gonna be about the multiverse.
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Wait. You're a Flamebird?
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Out of all the Olsens
in the multiverse,
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I've never met another one.
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Oh, what's the coolest thing
you've seen?
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Mine's the decaying remains of
the secret government laboratory
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that definitely did not have
a gorilla or a brain in it.
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Telepathic Horse!
I'll show you!
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- Don't, don't make us watch.
- Not... Not again! Come on.
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Ha-ha! It's time, bird-lievers!
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Equus Mensa.
Hippos Telepathia.
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Comet. The telepathic
horse has many names.
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All right.
What are you hiding?
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Lois, Earth 52, multiple
award-winning reporter.
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Earth 24, received key
to the city at 19.
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Lois, Earth 1,
"Ready to meet with Dad."
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Hmm.
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"Superman-File X. Redacted?"
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What does that mean?
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Restricted.
Access at headquarters only.
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So, where is headquarters?
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Everybody downstairs!
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Analysis complete.
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We found Mxy and Clark.
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They just jumped to Earth 14...
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after robbing Earth Prime's Space
and Superhero Museum.
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I knew it!
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No, this... this has to be
a misunderstanding.
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You know Clark.
Your Clarks.
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You know he'd never do
something like this, uh, right?
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Maybe you don't know Superman
as well as you think you do.
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Coordinates set.
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League, get ready.
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We go after them in three, two...
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The scene is set.
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All we have to do...
is wait for them to show up.
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Wait for who to show up?
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So what do we do?
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Uh, what are those?
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Only thing
that'll take down a Clark.
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What do you mean, take down?
253
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,433
Neutralize the Kryptonian.
254
00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,935
He's too powerful
to give the benefit of the doubt.
255
00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:49,729
No. I won't let you do this.
256
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,355
We know.
257
00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:55,443
You didn't grab us to help you.
258
00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:00,073
Lois, you're not
league material,
259
00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:03,117
but you're enough
like us to cause problems.
260
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,542
Keep 'em separated.
261
00:13:05,703 --> 00:13:07,455
No! Let me out!
262
00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,415
Don't do this!
263
00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:13,127
- Watch Olsen. He could be trouble.
- Hmm.
264
00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:18,132
Well, well.
If it isn't Lois, Lois, and what's his name?
265
00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:20,301
But there's something wrong
with this picture.
266
00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:23,971
All these Loises and not one Clark.
267
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,730
Got you.
268
00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:27,975
It's him. Fire!
269
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,312
Ah!
270
00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:40,655
What is... this?
271
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,908
- Clark!
- No, Jimmy.
272
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,161
- I thought we were Flamebros.
- I'm sorry.
273
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,917
The Clark is neutralized.
274
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,169
Now for you, criminal...
275
00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:57,588
What? Spread out!
276
00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:59,841
He still has
some of his illusion powers!
277
00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:01,300
We don't stop until we find...
278
00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:06,305
Our Lois is still aboard!
279
00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,311
No!
280
00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:14,021
Lewis,
rig our gauntlets
281
00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:15,773
to pierce the space
between worlds.
282
00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:17,275
We can't let Mxy get away.
283
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,652
I'll keep an eye on Superman.
284
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:24,365
Yes!
285
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:27,201
And Mxy lived happily ever...
286
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:32,707
You've got exactly ten seconds
to turn this ship around.
287
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,542
Oh, come on!
288
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,879
I went through
some really excellent lies
289
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:40,798
to avoid this exact scenario.
290
00:14:40,882 --> 00:14:43,426
Caught by
Participation Trophy Lois.
291
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,219
Coordinates requested,
292
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,806
League Headquarters.
Master Key required.
293
00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,516
Wait. League Headquarters.
294
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,477
- You know where it is?
- I don't.
295
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,103
But Lois Prime did.
296
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,064
Which is why
I nabbed her recorder.
297
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,651
You're not gonna try
to stop me.
298
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:04,363
The other Loises are hiding something
from me about Superman.
299
00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:06,574
So you're gonna take us to HQ
300
00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:09,077
and I'm gonna
find out what it is.
301
00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:10,912
You met a legion of yourself,
302
00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:15,333
and the first thing you did
was suspect them of lying?
303
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,585
Lois Prime would've loved you.
304
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,295
And why is that?
305
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,548
Because she didn't trust
anyone either,
306
00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:25,593
which is why she kept
a secret backup master key.
307
00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:28,805
And now I know
which Lois you are.
308
00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:30,973
You're the fun one!
309
00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:47,281
This place is beautiful.
310
00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,534
Eh, it's a little pretentious,
in my opinion.
311
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,285
I know I can't trust
anything you say,
312
00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:53,121
but I might as well ask,
313
00:15:54,038 --> 00:15:56,124
what do you know about Clark?
314
00:15:56,207 --> 00:16:00,712
Lots. But it'll be way more fun
to watch you figure it out.
315
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,931
Here you go.
The knowledge of the multiverse
316
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,349
at your fingertips.
317
00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,032
This is a file?
318
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,152
How... How does...
How does it work?
319
00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:25,695
What am I supposed
to do with this?
320
00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:31,826
Ah!
321
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,998
Sorry, Fun Lois,
It's been real...
322
00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:40,543
But it's now time
to take back what's mine.
323
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,258
I'm back!
324
00:16:57,685 --> 00:17:00,104
Now, I'm going to need
to get you off my back.
325
00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:02,523
All of you.
326
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,191
So...
327
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:12,617
Oh, look.
It's the League of Loser Lanes
328
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,160
getting in my way.
329
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,704
- Lois.
- No, he's got the hat!
330
00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:37,433
I'm so glad you're okay.
331
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,143
I'm sorry
I ruined our date.
332
00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:40,853
No, Lois, this is my fault.
333
00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:43,231
I wanted to give you
a normal first date
334
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:45,191
without any Superman weirdness,
335
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,235
but I... I ruined it
before it even started.
336
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:49,237
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
337
00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:51,989
I've seen the files.
I'm literally the worst Lois
338
00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:53,373
- in the multiverse.
- No.
339
00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:55,008
You would be better off
with anyone else.
340
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,494
Lois...
341
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,912
You're the only Lois for me.
342
00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,122
I'm annoying.
343
00:17:59,247 --> 00:18:01,249
You're dedicated. I'm weird.
344
00:18:01,332 --> 00:18:02,667
You're amazing.
345
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,920
I love going on
adventures with you, Clark.
346
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,303
I love your brilliance.
347
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,881
I love your kindness.
348
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:10,265
I love...
349
00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,933
I love...
350
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,892
Hey, not to be a bummer,
351
00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:23,020
but could you stop making out before
the Chaos God blows us up!
352
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:39,954
I have an idea!
353
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,591
Huh?
354
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,463
Enough of this.
355
00:18:57,388 --> 00:18:58,688
Ha!
356
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,232
Ha!
357
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,990
Goodbye, Dependable Clark.
358
00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:21,162
Hello, Mxyzptlk, God of Chaos.
359
00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:23,414
You're not strong enough
to best me.
360
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:25,958
But I am
strong enough...
361
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,502
for one last trick.
362
00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:34,759
No, no.
363
00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:47,688
Self-destruct, deactivated.
364
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,860
It's over, Mxy.
365
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,821
As for you three...
366
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,031
- Where did they go?
- Sorry, Captain.
367
00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:59,033
They grabbed a gauntlet
while we were busy.
368
00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:02,120
The computer's too fried
to find their universe's coordinates again.
369
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:06,791
Ugh! Let's just put this one in confinement
and call it a day.
370
00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,465
Yes! You can always
trust the Flamebro
371
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:16,050
to have your back.
372
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,260
What time is it?
373
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:19,262
9:30 p.m.
374
00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:20,555
Oh, I'm...
375
00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:23,182
...so tired.
376
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:24,809
Uh, better go. Bye.
377
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:32,066
So, uh, Lois, um...
378
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:35,653
It's too late for dinner,
but I was thinking...
379
00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:39,073
Treat me to coffee, Smallville?
380
00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:54,088
Huh, how do you work?
381
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:03,396
What?
382
00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:17,361
Have you figured it out yet?
383
00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:20,747
Weren't you in jail?
384
00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:23,034
I was! It didn't take.
385
00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:25,661
Besides, your drama
is too fun to miss.
386
00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:29,248
Is this some kind of trick?
387
00:21:29,332 --> 00:21:31,542
Oh, no. It's the truth.
388
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:35,338
Just like not
every Lois wins a Pulitzer...
389
00:21:37,298 --> 00:21:40,051
Not every Superman is good.
390
00:21:46,099 --> 00:21:48,017
This just got interesting.
391
00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:49,811
- What is it?
- Sorry.
392
00:21:49,936 --> 00:21:53,106
It'll be much more fun
to watch you figure it out.
393
00:21:53,189 --> 00:21:54,899
Ta-ta!
394
00:22:01,471 --> 00:22:03,471
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