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[grunts]
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Hold all my calls.
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[giggling]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪
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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪
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♪ Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪
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[slurps]
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[burps]
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What?
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Forgive me for hoping that
in our time together,
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a hint of my refined style
might have rubbed off on--
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[belches]
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That was involuntary.
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[laughs]
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-That was amazing.
-[Mom] Ted! Let's go!
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I don't like that look Maggie from HR
gives us when we're late!
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Her human resources need some work,
if you ask me.
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[laughing]
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Human resources.
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What?
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Ah... choo!
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Oh, my. Are you sure you're okay
to stay with the boys?
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[hacking cough]
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Please. I once pulled a 12-hour shift
at the mill
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with walking pneumonia
and a hoof-shaped bruise on my buttock
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from an unrelated fight
with a police horse. [coughing]
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Please share none of these stories
with my children.
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Ted, car!
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If you need a nap,
number's on the fridge for our babysitter.
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Marisol.
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-[romantic music playing]
-[no audible dialogue]
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Marisol.
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Marisol? Magnificent idea, Templeton!
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I was hoping to hit the office
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for that presentation
on Baby Corp hair removal cream.
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We've been testing it on worker baby Chip.
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Don't parents want their babies
to grow hair?
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Mmm... not on their backs.
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So there it is. Gigi goes down sick,
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you spend the day
with your beloved Marisol,
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and I attend my presentation.
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Success explosion! Boom!
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Look at that. Wins everywhere.
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You had me at "Marisol."
How do we make this happen?
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[Gigi] Ah-choo!
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Ah-choo! [coughing]
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Psychological warfare.
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Really, it's not that bad.
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[hacking]
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[whoops, sneezes]
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-I don't need to lie down. [coughs]
-Shh.
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Relax... sideways.
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Just a spoonful of castor oil and--
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[snores]
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Go time.
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[inhales]
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[whimpers]
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[knuckles pop]
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[groans]
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-Just do it!
-[yelps]
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Hi, Mrs. Marisol's mom?
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This is Timothy Templeton.
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Yeah, your daughter knew me as Tim,
but I go by Timothy now.
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So, is Marisol free
to babysit me and my brother
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today and tomorrow and forever?
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Play it cool, kid. Close the deal!
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She's booked today? And tomorrow?
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And when you say forever,
does that mean...?
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No, it's not a problem. Bye!
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[panting]
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Breathe, Templeton.
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Tell you what, Gigi's asleep anyway.
Just come to the office with me.
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You can copy your face.
Squishy-face copies!
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Or any body part, dealer's choice.
Wipe it down when you're done.
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What did I do wrong?
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-[groans]
-[pops]
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Forget it, Templeton.
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Today's a hard lesson, but a good one.
Business is business.
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-Don't get personal.
-[doorbell rings]
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[gasps]
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I knew your mom was a big fat liar!
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Uh...
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I brought soup?
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For your grandmother.
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How did you know she was sick?
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[chuckles] It's from one of her adorable
friends. I'm sitting him right now.
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My Gigi is friends with a baby? [gasps]
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Are you sitting another big kid?
Is his name Tim?
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[Marisol laughs]
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Of course not!
I don't sit babies or kids anymore.
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-[horn beeps]
-Enough jib-jab!
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-[screams]
-Old people.
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We've got 30 minutes left on the clock.
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Be right there, Mr. Estes!
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Senior sitting.
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The elderly hire me to hang out with them.
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Booked me solid for the whole summer.
Neat, huh?
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Does "neat" mean crazy?
What about us kids?
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Old people are, like, half the work
and pay twice as much.
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A no-brainer from a business standpoint.
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The more I make,
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the more I can invest
and grow my business in the future.
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Kids are great, but right now is all
about maximizing expansion capital.
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Gotta chase that revenue stream.
[chuckles]
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-I'm probably boring the heck out of you.
-Oof!
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[gasps]
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Business is business.
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Anyway, time to scoot Mr. Estes back
to the Senior Center,
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and then it's Mrs. Fardy all afternoon.
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I'll probably never see you again, so...
bye, boys!
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Stay in school!
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[whirring]
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Betrayal!
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And with Estes? Oh, it burns.
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Oh, I feel like my stomach
just punched me in the stomach.
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Wait. Why are you so angry?
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What happened to not
taking business personally?
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How dare you! I would never!
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This is business!
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Marisol's an industry trendsetter.
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If she's abandoning babies for old folks,
others will follow.
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[beeping]
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[Hendershot] Ooh! You called it, Beebs.
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-It's bad.
-How bad?
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Worst thing since that shag carpet
on Chip's back. [grunts]
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Town's losing babysitters left and right.
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Copies are done.
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Why do you need copies of two pasty
white circles squished against the gla--
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-Oh, come on, man.
-It's my butt.
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[Superstar CEO] Boss Baby!
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Turtleneck Superstar CEO Baby!
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Uh, allow me to introduce you
to my brother.
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May the light within me
see and honor the light within you.
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[speaks Japanese] Who farted?
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What happens to babies
when there are no sitters of babies?
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-Already on this one.
-They have to go with Mommy and Daddy.
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Babies at fancy restaurants.
Fussing through the opera.
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At Jazzercise classes.
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"Jazzercise"?
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-Okay, you know jazz?
-Yes.
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-And you know exercise?
-Yes.
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♪ Ooh-ah-hh...! ♪
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Public meltdowns.
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Parental stress levels
at an all-time high.
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Fix now!
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Namaste.
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-More info on Jazzercise.
-[shoes squeaking]
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[Boss Baby]
Marisol's the alpha sitter in town.
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Everything rests
on getting her back on our side.
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-So, we head to Mrs. Fardy's house.
-[team chuckling]
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-What's so funny about Mrs. Fardy?
-[laughing]
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Fardy. Fardy. Fardy.
Am I mispronouncing it?
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[all laughing]
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Oh.
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F-A-R-D-Y, people.
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Get your minds out of your diapers.
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Once at "Far-dee's" house,
Templeton infiltrates Marisol's business.
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Lucky devil.
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And I convince her that kids and babies
are where the biz is at.
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My convincers are primed and ready, sir!
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Always love that gung-ho,
morality-free spirit, Stace,
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but Templeton and I
are handling the Marisol side.
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So, what do we do?
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Baby love is tanking.
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Mommies and daddies need someone
to watch their wee ones.
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But we don't have any babysitters.
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Sure we do!
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-[snoring]
-She just won't know she's babysitting.
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Field team takes care of the babies.
Gigi's your cover.
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Babysitting babies. On it, sir!
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-Let's go get our babysitter back.
-Yes!
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[cooing]
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Still no sitters?
But we've got Jazzercise in ten minutes!
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[phone rings]
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[woman] Hello.
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Hi! It's Sandy Burgess,
your very real adult neighbor.
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Yeah. I dropped my child off
with the Templeton lady
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on my way to the taxes doctor,
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and she wanted me to spread the word
that all babies are welcome here.
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Now, I understand
if this all seems unusual, but--
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-Be there in five! No take-backs!
-[line clicks]
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Oh! [chuckles]
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Yo, Triplets, how's our fakey-sitter?
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Behold our masterpiece, the Mona Sleepsa.
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"I'm a responsible adult!"
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"Bring me your babies!"
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Cool shades!
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This is gonna be a cakewalk!
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I'll be in your ear the whole time.
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Say exactly what I tell you.
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I've got my own talking style.
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And that's great, but this is business.
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Marisol and I understand each other--
as professionals.
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You're a baby.
She doesn't understand you at all.
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I'm charming and fun to be around,
so I'm gonna work from there.
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-Templeton!
-[doorbell rings]
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Tim?
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Stellar response time. So professional!
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Oh! Business, business, business!
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-What are you doing here?
-According to findings,
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90% of parents are comfortable--
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I like your hair today.
I'm here to be your appendix!
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-Apprentice!
-Apprentice.
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Last time I sat for you--
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I'm a different man now.
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I want to learn how to be a babysitter,
to learn from the best.
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I want to be around the best,
for as long as it takes.
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Every day is okay with me!
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Sorry. I don't need a helper, Tim.
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Tell her time management
is a huge component
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-of a successful business!
-Uh...
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You can take half of her busy work!
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I can do the busy stuff!
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Like wiping spills or making a sandwich.
Bread is my specialty.
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That's double the time she'll have
to foster relationships
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that lead to repeat business.
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That's double the time she'll have
to foster relationships
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that lead to repeat business.
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You. All the "she's" are "you's."
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Come on in.
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Whew.
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This is Tim, Mrs. Fardy.
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He'll be helping me today.
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Touch my good china,
and I'll gut you like a catfish!
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Where's my sandwich?
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Let's see how much time
you can actually save me.
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-Bread!
-Bread launch!
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-Mustard!
-Fire mustard cannons!
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Turkey, cheese, lettuce, tomato!
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Pickle bomb! [mimics explosion]
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[laughs] Wow, that was fun.
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And Mrs. Fardy's lunch
is ready in half the time!
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Some people call it time management.
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I call it "Tim management."
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[Marisol] Efficient and clever.
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Focus on the mission, Templeton.
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-Bring Marisol back to babies.
-Uh-huh.
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Sure.
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-[static hisses]
-Hello. Hello!
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-[doorbell rings]
-Who could that be now?
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[giggles]
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Tim!
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Did you leave your baby brother outside?
251
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,957
Uh, I thought he'd be okay in the shade?
252
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:11,712
You want to learn to be a sitter?
Rule one: Babies aren't dogs.
253
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,759
I'm going to take Mrs. Fardy
her sandwich.
254
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,095
Try not to endanger your brother
while I'm gone.
255
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,890
What are you doing in here?
This isn't part of the plan!
256
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:26,519
Neither was ditching your earpiece!
Change of plans, divide and conquer.
257
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:29,105
How about you divide and stay out there!
258
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,773
We need you in good with Marisol.
259
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,900
Show how attentive you are
with the old raisin!
260
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,236
Meanwhile, I'll be extra cute
to remind Marisol
261
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:39,240
how fun it is sitting adorable,
intelligent, and powerful babies.
262
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,451
-Strictly for business?
-Of course. Why else?
263
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,452
This is a chore.
264
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,622
You're getting the prize
with old Fardy, believe me.
265
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,749
Mission, Templeton. Focus.
266
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,168
[triplets cooing]
267
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,046
Oh, she's making friends already.
268
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:58,134
And they all look so happy.
Thanks for doing such a great job, ma'am.
269
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:02,054
[Staci] Anytime. Have a great night.
Now get out. I mean, bye!
270
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,891
Like I said, cakewalk!
271
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,185
-[man on TV] Clambake!
-[audience laughs]
272
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,187
-Nuh-uh.
-[coins clattering]
273
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,023
-No.
-♪ Solve some space crimes... ♪
274
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,024
No.
275
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,277
-[speaks Spanish]
-[remote clicks]
276
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,322
I'm Marsha Krinkle, and that's what passes
for news in this hick town.
277
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,533
She should really watch that attitude.
278
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,035
A positive spin
means more advertising dollars.
279
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:25,953
[giggling]
280
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,538
-[Marisol] I gotcha!
-[growls]
281
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,497
[coos]
282
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,001
Oh, my gosh, did your baby brother
just wave at you?
283
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,837
He is so cute!
284
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,089
Hey, Marisol, want to make
another sandwich?
285
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,466
Remember how fun that was?
286
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,926
[mimics explosion]
That was the pickle. Ow!
287
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,136
What... ma'am?
288
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:45,848
If you're gonna make noises,
crank up the Krinkle!
289
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,434
Sorry, Mrs. Fardy. Let me help with that.
290
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:52,021
[Marsha] ...the town looks forward
to its Annual End O' Summerfest...
291
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,355
Staci, how's your end?
292
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,358
Uh, getting a little full,
but we're handling it.
293
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,319
-[doorbell rings]
-Come in!
294
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,446
-Here's Scooter!
-Thanks, bye!
295
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:01,822
[giggles]
296
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:06,076
-[gasps] It's...
-Scooter Buskie!
297
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:06,994
[squeals]
298
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:09,663
[squeals]
299
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:13,709
Triplets! All six eyes on Buskie! Now!
300
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,419
[babies grunt]
301
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,173
-[burps, giggles]
-Good boy.
302
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,552
[burps] Ooh! There it is.
303
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,306
If you're done kissing that girl
with your eyeballs,
304
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,476
I think I burped out some mustard
on my upper lip.
305
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,144
[smacks]
306
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,064
You need help cleaning up, Mrs. Fardy?
307
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:40,736
No, I don't need help,
I just like getting my money's worth.
308
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,071
Allow me, Marisol.
309
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:44,823
Thanks, Tim.
310
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,284
-[burps]
-What a good burp!
311
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,537
It's like gas
was your tummy's competition,
312
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,955
but you cornered the market.
313
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,206
[giggles]
314
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,918
I know that look. That's my look!
315
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,755
That's a lot of gas.
Probably needs a diaper change.
316
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,340
-Be right back!
-What?
317
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,008
[grunts]
318
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,885
You fell in like with her!
319
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,762
What? Don't be absurd, man!
320
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:11,225
I saw you. You were all,
"Ooh, no one burps me like you, Marisol!"
321
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,937
And that hug!
Burp me again, Marisol, hug me again!"
322
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,358
You said business wasn't supposed
to get personal. Well, now it is!
323
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:23,028
Don't go down that road, Templeton!
You're forgetting what's at stake.
324
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:26,323
If we can't get her back,
we might lose her to old people, forever!
325
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:29,034
-[both growl]
-Mrs. Fardy wants some pudding.
326
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,620
Just don't give her anything else
with mustard!
327
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:35,124
I know, right? "Burp!" [laughing]
328
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,626
-[laughing]
-[giggling]
329
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,669
[Marisol] Aw!
330
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,839
Can you handle the pudding
while I tend to this little cutie?
331
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,632
Good to have you helping today, Tim.
332
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,262
Don't forget to peel the skin off the top
of the pudding.
333
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,598
-She likes the skin on the side.
-[cooing]
334
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,766
[growls]
335
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,935
[Marisol] Whoo!
336
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,022
The amazing Bebé Volador!
337
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,274
-[mimics airplane engine]
-[Boss Baby squeals]
338
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,234
[Marisol chuckles]
339
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,779
Ah-whoosh! Here comes the airplane.
340
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,616
[laughing]
341
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:12,620
I bet this is how the Queen of England
eats pudding!
342
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,080
Aw, Tim, that's so sweet!
343
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,459
Yep, we're just a couple of little cuties
over here.
344
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,128
Whoosh! Here's the airplane again!
345
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,923
-[cooing]
-Whoo! I'm gonna get ya!
346
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,759
-[Marisol] Who's gonna get that baby?
-All right!
347
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,470
-[giggling]
-[laughs]
348
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,263
[Marisol] Oh, yeah, I gotcha!
349
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,557
Circle the runway.
350
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,310
I'm still working my chew!
351
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,146
You're getting it everywhere,
you little booger!
352
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,231
-Hey, I said I'm full.
-Tim!
353
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,568
But we were being cute.
354
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,987
Knock it off. Your brother's the cute one.
355
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,158
[growls]
356
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,493
[gasps]
357
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,661
[panting]
358
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:54,912
Ow!
359
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,580
[panting]
360
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,375
[growls]
361
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,292
Ha, ha!
362
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,377
-Secure!
-[grunts]
363
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,420
Hold on!
364
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,588
[growling]
365
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,923
Yow! [grunts]
366
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,549
[Marisol] Hey! Boys!
367
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,885
What are you--? Enough. Enough!
368
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,220
[gasps]
369
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,596
[gasps]
370
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:17,393
You bet your heinie I'm deducting
cleaning costs from your tab!
371
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,936
My profit margins!
372
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,438
You boys just cost me business.
373
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,607
Line crossed.
374
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,443
-But the baby--
-You? Fired.
375
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,113
You? This is why I quit sitting babies.
376
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,825
Tim, take your brother and just go home.
377
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,581
Well, this day's a real turd bouquet.
378
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,503
Twenty years from now,
you'll have no one to blame but yourself
379
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,464
when you're toting your kid to the opera
because there's no one to watch him!
380
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,508
Future me hates the opera!
381
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,928
And everything was going great
until you got jealous and barged in.
382
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:57,266
-You weren't doing the business at hand.
-You weren't doing the personal at hand.
383
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,685
-That's not a real thing!
-You're not a real thing!
384
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,521
Stop slinging nonsense insults
I can't respond to logically!
385
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,566
[babbling]
386
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,692
[growls]
387
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,362
Oh, yeah, the babies.
388
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,739
[whimpering]
389
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,825
-[banging]
-[Scooter squeals]
390
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,619
[both gasp]
391
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,205
-[Tim wails]
-[Scooter screams]
392
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,125
[Gigi snoring]
393
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,293
[faint crashing]
394
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,670
-Jimbo? Staci?
-[Jimbo] Over here, boss!
395
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,590
The plan went awry.
396
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:30,507
[crashing]
397
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,593
Gigi could wake up any second.
398
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,636
I can't hear you
over the sound of baby love
399
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,139
cratering like a rogue meteor! [groans]
400
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,224
I never should have let things
get personal!
401
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,559
Feelings are your job.
402
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,978
Yes, they are.
403
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:46,774
I have an idea,
one that's both personal and businessal.
404
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,692
Grammatically incorrect,
but I'm intrigued.
405
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,199
-Two brothers.
-Two superpowers!
406
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,829
I have a gigantic heart.
407
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,290
I have a brilliant business mind!
408
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,085
And a stunning vocabulary
and elite cosmopolitan style.
409
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,628
You only get one power.
410
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,631
[Tim] Brothers, unite!
411
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,180
[both] We are TempleTron!
412
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,934
[Tim] Whoosh!
413
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,311
Let's get our babysitter back!
414
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,940
[snoring]
415
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,818
♪ Still duct-taped to the wall ♪
416
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,404
♪ Oh, no
We're still duct-taped to the wall ♪
417
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,950
-Really?
-Oh, yeah.
418
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,453
[both] ♪ Heaven help our taped souls ♪
419
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,331
♪ We're duct-taped to the wall ♪
420
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,376
[doorbell rings]
421
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,420
I thought I told you--
422
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,257
Wait! Let me say something. Please.
423
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,845
If you come to our house right now,
no questions asked,
424
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,222
you'll get four hours of pay,
times 20 babies,
425
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,723
for about 20 minutes of work.
426
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,102
-Why are there 20 babies in your house?
-I said no questions asked.
427
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,813
Look, I'm with Mrs. Fardy right now.
428
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:10,524
To be honest, that's where the money is,
with old people.
429
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,192
It's just business.
430
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,652
Bye, Tim.
431
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,321
Real quick.
How many little brothers do you have?
432
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,364
Six.
433
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,659
Six? Whoa. Well, I just have the one.
434
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,953
But I know no matter
how big of a pain he is,
435
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,372
there's nothing more fun
than making him smile.
436
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,709
[giggles]
437
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,629
Sitting babies, Marisol.
That's what you were born to do.
438
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,591
It's more than just business,
it's personal.
439
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,259
Aww!
440
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,678
And again, there's a butt-ton
of money in it for you.
441
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,054
Business: boom.
442
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,308
Yo, Mrs. Fardy,
I'm taking an indefinite leave of absence
443
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,185
to explore a career realignment!
444
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,478
[Mrs. Fardy] No skin off my pudding!
445
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,441
You're gonna need your busy bag.
I'll get it. Appendix Tim is on fire!
446
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,483
Yeah!
447
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,823
-[Scooter squealing]
-[gasps]
448
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,949
El niño diablo.
449
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,118
[squeals]
450
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,913
Finally, a challenge worthy of my skill.
451
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,832
-Ready, Tim?
-More than ever.
452
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,710
Combine TempleTron and MarisolBot.
453
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,881
-Baby carrier!
-Engage!
454
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,049
[growls]
455
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,051
[squeals]
456
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,137
[wailing]
457
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,475
Snacks! Pacifiers! Bottles!
458
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,769
Soothing distractions laser.
459
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,729
Pew-pew-pew!
460
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,317
-Movie?
-Launch tape and play!
461
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,322
[woman on TV] ♪ Good night, stars
Good... ♪
462
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,615
Toss me scissors.
463
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,660
Engage warning of scissor safety!
464
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,536
Oh, yeah. Duh.
465
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:51,833
[babies cooing]
466
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,751
[snipping]
467
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,426
[moaning]
468
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,556
[mumbles] What's with all the babies?
469
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:12,104
It's me, Mrs. Templeton.
Marisol the babysitter. Remember?
470
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,355
You let us into the house.
471
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,441
There was a fire at the place
I was sitting, so we had to come here.
472
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,319
-You're a hero.
-[yawns]
473
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,406
That's so nice, cowboy man.
474
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:23,907
Ah-choo!
475
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,242
[snoring]
476
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:27,327
Thanks!
477
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,621
We'll give you a call to sit Scooter again
real soon!
478
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,001
You were right, Tim.
I was born to sit babies.
479
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,963
Sure, they've got weird smells too,
but at least I know why.
480
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,966
And you have a real knack
for this business.
481
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,635
You better call me when you're older,
we'll join forces.
482
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,512
Eighty-twenty split, of course.
483
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,308
[giggles]
484
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,812
Did you hear her say I was right?
And how what I said brought her back?
485
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:56,732
How I should call her when I'm older?
Did you hear that part?
486
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,066
[Marisol] Wait, hang on.
487
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,611
I almost forgot.
If your grandma's done with that soup,
488
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,197
can I get the container back?
It's Mr. Estes'.
489
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:07,409
I should tell him I'm out
of the senior-sitting business anyway.
490
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,288
Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of everything.
491
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,796
Singing telegram from Marisol Lopez-Lugo!
492
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,717
What the--? Well, then, spit out
your musical tomfoolery.
493
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,970
♪ Sorry no more senior-sitting ♪
494
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,847
♪ 'Cause Marisol is quitting ♪
495
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,640
♪ Here's her resignation letter ♪
496
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,809
♪ She's gone back to something better ♪
497
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:33,727
-What?
-[squeals]
498
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:34,686
[yelling]
499
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,857
-[Tim] Thank you for the soup!
-[babbling]
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Babies!
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[theme song playing]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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