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♪ One, two, three below!♪
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*3BELOW TALES OF ARCADIA*
Season 01 Episode 02
Episode Title: "Terra Incognita Part Two"
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Leave this place, or suffer certain death!
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Hey, you're pretty funny!
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Can I interest you guys
in a newspaper subscription?
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What's a newspaper?
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I know, right? It's a dying medium.
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When'd you guys move in?
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It's like it just sprouted out of nowhere.
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-What are you doing?
-Perhaps Varvatos should destroy him.
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Whoa, retro cool.
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Really cool crib.
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Do people say "crib" anymore?
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There's a pool, too?
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♪ You can be my flip-flop
To the top, don't stop... ♪
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Fascinating. Oh!
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What's that sound?
Where is it coming from?
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You've never heard of vintage music?
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♪ We gonna do it right... ♪
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I like vintage.
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Lively.
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Whoo!
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Who are you, cute fur-ball?
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Is that Luug?
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What happened to him?
He's covered in terrestrial fungus.
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It's so soft. Lively!
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Mother must have changed him.
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Where are your parents?
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Who demands to know?
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Me, I guess.
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-Our parents are in stasis.
-What?
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There was an accident.
They are regenerating.
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- Huh. So they're, like, at a spa?
- Yes.
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And we don't like interlopers.
Who sent this insidious nuisance?
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Wow, you're strong for a geezer.
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"Geezer." I like that word.
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- Speak of what you have seen to anyone...
- "Geezer."
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...and Varvatos Vex will see
that you face a terrible, terrible death.
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He's intense.
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Mother, what have you done?
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I've altered the ship's structure
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to match indigenous,
primitive architecture.
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No, I mean,
why is Varvatos wrinkled and saggy?
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I think the local term is "geezer."
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Varvatos is like a feeble larvox.
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His bones, brittle. Not good for crushing.
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I love this fleshy covering.
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It is known as "skin."
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Unlike on Akiridion-5
where life is energy-based,
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the inhabitants of this planet
are biological.
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-Oh, flisghaag.
-I believe the Earth idiom is "gross."
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Surely there are less gross forms
for us to take!
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Reconfigure the camouflage matrix
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to something more befitting
of Varvatos Vex.
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Oh... this is comfortable.
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I am afraid I cannot, Commander.
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The energy expenditure
required to alter the matrix is too high.
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Energy expenditure? Our parents!
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Thank Gaylen!
They're still in stasis.
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Secondary Manifold, the Kelso transponder,
the CDR sensing unit.
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What does all that Klebso mean?
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I think it means we have a problem.
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Ha! A problem? Mother, tell them.
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I calculate
I have enough energy reserves
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to sustain the royal life force
for only three parsons.
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Three parsons? Wait, do you mean--
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If I cannot maintain the cores,
the king and queen will be lost.
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How is the ship so low on power?
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The plasma fields must have blown
in the Daxial Array.
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Where is the Daxial Array?
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Judging from the damage
we sustained
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in the escape from Akiridion-5,
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I would put its current position
somewhere within the Ardell Meteor belt.
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Ay, ay, ay.
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It's going to be okay.
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We're just going to have to go out there
and find the new "that's the other way."
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Daxial Array. And we can't go out there.
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This dump-heap planet
is primitive beyond description.
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It will be an adventure.
Come on, let's go!
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♪ Brother Pele's in the back♪
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♪ Sweet Zina's in the front... ♪
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♪ Cruisin' down the freeway in... ♪
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Klebtastic!
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♪ Suddenly red-blue lights
flash us from behind♪
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♪ Loud voice booming
Please step out onto the line... ♪
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Hmm!
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♪ How bizarre... ♪
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Huh. Let me make it work.
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♪ How bizarre... ♪
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Fascinating!
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Glorious!
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♪ How bizarre... ♪
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I love popp-ed corn!
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Mmm.
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Co-fefe.
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Ugh!
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♪ Destination unknown
As we pull in for some gas♪
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♪ A freshly pasted poster reveals... ♪
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♪ Elephants and acrobats
Lions, snakes, monkey ♪
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♪ Pele speaks righteous♪
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♪ Sister Zina says
Funky, funky, funky"... ♪
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Oh, no!
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So squishy. I love this Earth!
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Aja!
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Are you absolutely sure?
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This is the atomic, super-double,
bowel-loosening,
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Diablo Maximus breakfast burrito
with extra hot sauce.
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Fascinating.
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Hey, you've got to pay for that!
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Careful.
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The Diablo Maximus
is not for the faint of heart.
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Mere humans can't withstand
more than one or two bites before they--
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Wha-aa-at?
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Mmm. That was lively.
I'm going to go ask for another one.
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-A second one?!
-You seem to know a lot about this planet.
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Are you one of its rulers?
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Eh, I do kind of rule.
I'm technically a duke.
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The name's Toby.
Duke Toby, if you're fancy.
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Tell me, do you know where I can find
a Daxial Array?
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"Daxial Array"? Is that a band?
You can get that at the record store.
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Nope. Nope. No.
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No! No.
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Yes!
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Finally, the dump-heap
has something to offer.
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-Music.
-Fascinating!
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Mmm...
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Though it doesn't taste as good
as the Diablo Maximus breakfast burrito.
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Okay, youngsters, it's time to go home.
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- Hey. Hey!
- Music.
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Hey, you've gotta pay for that.
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She seeks vengeance against you. Exciting!
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I mean, he needs to buy it,
you know, with money?
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-Like crestons?
-Like money.
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Do we have a problem here?
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He just shoplifted that.
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Impossible!
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That shop is far too heavy to be lifted.
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Do you have money
to pay for the record, kid?
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It would appear doubtful.
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Lift!
The King-in-waiting is correct.
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This structure defies
even Varvatos' vaunted strength.
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Uh! Ow!
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Problem solved.
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Whatever.
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You guys aren't from around here, are you?
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-You could accurately say that, yes.
-But you live in Arcadia, don't you?
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Maybe.
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Well, why aren't you kids in school?
You know what a school is, right?
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Let's assume not.
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It's a big building
with a lot of math and books, wise guy.
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Math? Do you think
we might be able to find
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-a "dance the world away" there?
-You know what I think?
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I think it's illegal
for you not to be in school.
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But Varvatos is strong. Very strong!
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What the...?
Yeah, you're spry for your age.
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Now put the bench down.
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- This weak back!
- Are these your grandkids?
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They are under the protection
of Varvatos Vex.
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Who's Varvatos Vex?
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Varvatos Vex is unexplainable, unknowable.
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Who are you, good sir? Who do you serve?
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I am Detective Scott, Arcadia Oaks PD.
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You know, here to serve and protect.
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What about destroying, pillaging,
feasting upon the bones of your enemies?
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Uh, yeah. Well, Varvatos,
these kids are going to school, now.
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It's all right, Grandpa Geezer.
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Krel and I will go to the building of math
and search for the array.
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You... You seem trustworthy.
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But harm my charges, and Varvatos
will slay you while you sleep!
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Is your grandpa off his medication?
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- It's entirely possible.
- Remember! In your sleep!
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Detective Scott tells me
you're not from around here.
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Not anywhere close, no.
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-In fact, we just arrived.
-Really?
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From where?
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- From where?
- Yes, from where?
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Ustedes hablan anything?
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Mmm... Eh...
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-Can-ta-loupes.
-What?
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-Cantalou...
-Pia.
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- Cantaloupia.
- Hmm...
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-How do you spell it?
-Spell?
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We don't have magic on Akiridio...
on Cantaloupia.
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I can't seem to find it on the Internet.
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- It's new.
- I can't find it.
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I don't know
how things are done in Caliapy--
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- Cantaloupia.
- But this is the United States of America.
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Kids here go to school.
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- Do you have any papers?
- Papers?
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Papers. IDs, passports.
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Sports. I have the agility
and reflexes of a larvox.
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Listen, school bureaucrat.
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We don't know anything
about "eye-Ds" or "pass ports."
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We're just here to a find a Daxial Array.
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I've never heard of that band.
I only listen to Barry Manilow.
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What's a "manilow"?
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What's "Barry Manilow"? That's it!
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What's your number?
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-I am calling your parents.
-You're calling them what?
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What my little brother means is,
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our parents are away, at the spa.
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I'll tell you what,
my two little delinquents.
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When your parents get back,
you can tell them
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all about a little something
I like to call math class.
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The formula
for the area of a triangle is...
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They receive knowledge by being talked at,
rather than through thermogenic cosmosis.
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I have a question.
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Then raise your hand.
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-Uh, which one?
-Either will do.
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Back home, I have four of them.
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Do you have a question, Mr. Tarron?
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Do you have a Daxial Array?
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-We are talking about triangles.
-Hardly.
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You forgot to account
for the triangle's area
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when applied to the fourth dimension.
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The fluctuations of the hypotenuse
alter the triangle's shape.
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But if we use Claxon's 38th Theorem,
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we get a reasonable approximation of...
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Now, strange woman,
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can you lead us to a Daxial Array?
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Take me back to the ship, Luug.
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What do you mean
you don't know where it is?
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Got your queen!
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- Queen?
- Your queen is gone!
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Come on, Luug!
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Agh!
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-I'm about to take your knight.
-A-ha-a-ha-ah-ah!
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That would leave your king in jeopardy.
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I'll worry about my own king.
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You worry about your king,
thank you very much.
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Wow, wow, wheezy-wow.
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Can I help you with something?
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This queen you speak of,
is she trapped inside?
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Is this a means of representing combat?
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Are you warriors?
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You never heard of chess?
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Chess?
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Yeah, chess.
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You, too, are also wrinkled.
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Are you geezers? Are you gross?
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Can we help you with something?
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Hey, give me that.
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What?!
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Yes, Varvatos wishes for the geezers
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to explain more of this chess now!
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00:12:23,366 --> 00:12:25,862
New kids, you've gotta take
the rope challenge.
249
00:12:25,927 --> 00:12:27,388
I'm not taking anything.
250
00:12:27,453 --> 00:12:28,907
I keep telling you people this.
251
00:12:28,972 --> 00:12:31,434
I love challenges.
252
00:12:31,499 --> 00:12:36,361
Every kid here should be able to climb
that rope and ring that bell.
253
00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:37,499
For what purpose?
254
00:12:37,564 --> 00:12:39,734
'Cause I said so.
255
00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:40,960
Next challenge, please.
256
00:12:41,025 --> 00:12:43,654
What? I've never seen
anybody do it that fast before.
257
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,757
I thought you said
every kid could do this.
258
00:12:45,822 --> 00:12:47,325
Ugh! That was in theory!
259
00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:49,677
You two are messing with my head.
260
00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:53,581
A Daxial Array is not a band!
261
00:12:53,646 --> 00:12:55,975
It is a critical piece of technology.
262
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,127
Okay, bro. Chill.
263
00:12:58,192 --> 00:13:01,606
Look, if it's tech,
maybe the science lab will have it.
264
00:13:01,671 --> 00:13:03,299
-Ai-ee!
-You will take me
265
00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:05,843
to the leader of the science lab now!
266
00:13:05,908 --> 00:13:08,554
What type of country
is Cantaloupia, anyway?
267
00:13:08,619 --> 00:13:10,406
- Are you guys adopted?
- No.
268
00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:12,725
Then why do you look, um, different?
269
00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,995
Different? What do you mean?
Mother made sure we look just like you.
270
00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:18,981
Your technology is beyond primitive.
271
00:13:19,046 --> 00:13:21,359
What do you mean, "your technology"?
272
00:13:21,424 --> 00:13:24,003
Do you always ask
this many questions, human?
273
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,989
Only when I'm suspicious.
274
00:13:27,054 --> 00:13:28,550
¿Que pasa? What's going on here?
275
00:13:28,615 --> 00:13:31,244
That one is interrogating us.
276
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:35,206
And I am trying to locate a Daxial Array,
which is not a band of any kind.
277
00:13:35,271 --> 00:13:37,267
You're not supposed to be here
unsupervised.
278
00:13:37,332 --> 00:13:39,835
No, we're just not supposed to get caught.
279
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,963
Students are not supposed--
280
00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:45,233
I want to speak with your parents.
Tonight, six o'clock, sharp.
281
00:13:45,298 --> 00:13:47,193
I want to meet them. Both parents.
282
00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:49,142
No excuses.
283
00:13:51,162 --> 00:13:54,016
Very intriguing.
284
00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:58,646
And if Varvatos wins,
Varvatos can enslave your entire family?
285
00:13:58,711 --> 00:14:01,833
Usurp your property?
Burn it to the ground?
286
00:14:03,591 --> 00:14:07,589
-Dude!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's just a game.
287
00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:10,616
What is the purpose of a game?
288
00:14:10,681 --> 00:14:12,969
Who knows? Maybe, uh, have some fun.
289
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:16,889
If that were true, there would be killing.
290
00:14:16,954 --> 00:14:19,047
Oof!
291
00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:22,175
-We need to talk to you.
-It must wait.
292
00:14:22,485 --> 00:14:27,091
Varvatos is about to vanquish his foe
in chess.
293
00:14:27,156 --> 00:14:31,279
Actually, you're down
everything but your king and two pawns.
294
00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:34,699
Varvatos will triumph gloriously!
295
00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:41,486
Ha!
296
00:14:42,421 --> 00:14:44,375
Checkmate, butt snack.
297
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,171
Your butt shall be mine
to snack upon!
298
00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:51,799
Agh!
299
00:14:51,864 --> 00:14:54,702
-Victory shall be mine!
-Dude!
300
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:58,640
Could victory be yours tomorrow?
Krel and I have a bit of a problem.
301
00:14:58,705 --> 00:15:02,477
Varvatos Vex shall return tomorrow
to smite you both.
302
00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:05,104
-Oh, I can't wait.
-Smite this.
303
00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:09,275
Tonight, make amends with your women...
304
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:14,305
For tomorrow, you face death.
305
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,783
Jeez, that guy's intense.
306
00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:23,689
How is this a problem?
Simply defy the petty tyrant's orders.
307
00:15:23,754 --> 00:15:26,651
Now can Varvatos get back to his pawns?
308
00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:28,027
It's not that simple.
309
00:15:28,092 --> 00:15:30,380
All youth must attend
this school of theirs.
310
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:36,708
And if we don't,
we'll remain prisoners in this ship.
311
00:15:37,309 --> 00:15:39,580
It's full of humans our age,
312
00:15:39,645 --> 00:15:42,684
and they play games
and have really easy challenges.
313
00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:46,187
Either way, we won't be able to return
314
00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:49,732
unless we have parents
to show the bureaucrat.
315
00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:51,342
Then we are doomed.
316
00:15:51,407 --> 00:15:56,639
There is no chance of transforming
the pair of you into "pay-rents."
317
00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:57,699
I'm drawing a blank.
318
00:15:57,764 --> 00:16:00,618
-Blanks. Maybe blanks!
-Where's he going?
319
00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:03,402
Right. The blank robots!
320
00:16:07,882 --> 00:16:09,985
Blank units, come along.
321
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,754
What are you doing with the blanks?
322
00:16:11,819 --> 00:16:12,803
Madness!
323
00:16:12,887 --> 00:16:15,258
Mother,
initiate camouflage protocol.
324
00:16:15,323 --> 00:16:16,492
You'll be Dad.
325
00:16:16,557 --> 00:16:17,618
You'll be Mom.
326
00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:21,163
Mother, load their data caches
with your research of human culture.
327
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:23,182
Before we do this,
you should know
328
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,684
my information on this planet
329
00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:28,271
is approximately 60 human years
out of date.
330
00:16:28,336 --> 00:16:29,361
No matter.
331
00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:33,682
Like you said, this dump-heap planet
doesn't evolve that fast.
332
00:16:37,578 --> 00:16:39,824
Ah. Are your parents here?
333
00:16:39,889 --> 00:16:44,359
Yes, both parents.
No excuses.
334
00:16:44,794 --> 00:16:48,791
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Underpaid Bureaucrat.
Nice to meet you.
335
00:16:48,856 --> 00:16:49,792
Señor Uhl.
336
00:16:49,857 --> 00:16:51,736
-Blank.
-We're French.
337
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:54,839
Your children said
you were from Cantalope-something.
338
00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:56,866
Cantaloupia. It's French.
339
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:59,034
Parlez-vous français, fella?
340
00:16:59,099 --> 00:17:02,872
The name is Uhl.
Or preferably, Interim Principal Uhl.
341
00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:06,476
Easy, fella.
What are you trying to do, break my hand?
342
00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:09,812
That is one heck of a grip.
Strong and manly. I like it.
343
00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:14,066
You never get a second chance
to make a first impression, right?
344
00:17:14,131 --> 00:17:16,927
- No.
- Yes...
345
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,053
that is right.
346
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:22,158
Do you know your kids were caught walking
around town during school hours today?
347
00:17:22,223 --> 00:17:25,060
By gum, those scamps.
That sure ain't swell.
348
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,538
It's 10:00 p.m.
Do you know where your children are?
349
00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:30,316
It's 6:37 p.m., and I have no children.
350
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,877
But yours were busted
sneaking into the science lab.
351
00:17:32,942 --> 00:17:35,946
Oh, those scamps. That sure ain't swell.
352
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,282
"Swell"? Is this some kind of joke?
353
00:17:38,347 --> 00:17:39,492
Do you find it funny?
354
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:42,678
No, and I don't find it funny
that you broke into the science lab.
355
00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:45,873
- You break it, you buy it.
- Oh, you want money, fella?
356
00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:49,335
I'm a little strapped for Benjamins
this month, but I'll see what I can do.
357
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,980
-You know, it doesn't grow on trees.
-Yeah, put your money where your mouth is.
358
00:17:53,045 --> 00:17:55,441
-Say that again.
-Put your money where your mouth is.
359
00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:58,552
-You can say that again.
-Put your money where your mouth is.
360
00:17:58,617 --> 00:18:01,030
-Again, again--
-Nein! Don't put your money anywhere.
361
00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:02,573
You're, you're, you're--
362
00:18:02,638 --> 00:18:05,493
Oh, no! Mr. Bureaucrat's all tongue-tied.
363
00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:09,438
All right, enough!
364
00:18:09,503 --> 00:18:13,793
I'm contacting Child Protective Services.
Clearly, your home life is not stable.
365
00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:17,118
Home? This isn't our home.
366
00:18:17,386 --> 00:18:21,509
Our home has been stolen from us
by General Morando.
367
00:18:21,574 --> 00:18:25,246
He destroyed the capital
and hurt our parents,
368
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:28,463
and we were forced to come here
where we know no one.
369
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,093
Seklos and Gaylen. We are alone here.
370
00:18:33,986 --> 00:18:35,506
Wait, wait.
371
00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:38,384
There's been a coup in your country?
372
00:18:38,449 --> 00:18:39,700
Exactly.
373
00:18:39,783 --> 00:18:41,887
I'm so sorry.
374
00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:46,100
-I will protect you until Cantalucia...
-Cantaloupia.
375
00:18:46,165 --> 00:18:47,201
...is free again.
376
00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:52,039
For as long as your home is in turmoil,
you will have a place in Arcadia Oaks.
377
00:18:52,104 --> 00:18:53,464
Thank you.
378
00:18:53,547 --> 00:18:57,027
We should probably get glowing.
I mean, going.
379
00:18:57,092 --> 00:19:00,214
-You can say that again.
-Yeah, put your money where your mouth is.
380
00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:03,415
They are peculiar.
381
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:09,045
Hmm.
382
00:19:12,775 --> 00:19:13,752
What's happening?
383
00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:17,064
The energy dispersal from the transduction
must be wearing off.
384
00:19:17,129 --> 00:19:20,098
We have to get back
to the mother ship now.
385
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,992
You could have been discovered!
386
00:19:28,057 --> 00:19:31,854
The humans must never see us
in our native, non-saggy forms.
387
00:19:31,919 --> 00:19:35,082
How were we supposed to know
the transduction effect would wear off?
388
00:19:35,147 --> 00:19:36,417
My apologies.
389
00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:41,464
It seems the effect lasts only 12 horvaths
before it requires re-implementation.
390
00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:43,407
Now you tell us?
391
00:19:43,472 --> 00:19:46,327
What is happening to you? What is that?
392
00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:48,537
My eyes are leaking.
393
00:19:48,602 --> 00:19:52,249
Humans call this discharge
of bodily fluid "tears."
394
00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:54,960
They are the result
of extreme emotional states
395
00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:58,547
accompanied by the irrational expulsion
of liquid from the ocular sphere.
396
00:19:58,612 --> 00:20:00,399
-Are you okay?
-Humans are so wasteful.
397
00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:01,573
I...
398
00:20:01,657 --> 00:20:03,677
I don't know.
399
00:20:03,742 --> 00:20:08,616
I was thinking about how we're never
going to find a Daxial Array,
400
00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:13,062
and we'll never save Mama and Papa,
and then...
401
00:20:13,127 --> 00:20:16,540
I think this is what it means to be...
402
00:20:18,132 --> 00:20:19,133
...afraid.
403
00:20:32,229 --> 00:20:33,599
You saved that?
404
00:20:33,664 --> 00:20:36,251
You saved their cores.
405
00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:38,510
I saved this.
406
00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:40,648
Do you know the ritual?
407
00:20:40,713 --> 00:20:42,549
Varvatos does.
408
00:20:42,614 --> 00:20:45,945
-I don't want to be queen.
-And you won't be.
409
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:48,889
You will be Queen-in-waiting.
410
00:20:48,954 --> 00:20:51,266
Hey, before the ceremony,
411
00:20:51,331 --> 00:20:55,204
Papa told me
that we are all each other has.
412
00:20:55,269 --> 00:21:00,115
That's why I'm not afraid.
Because I have you.
413
00:21:00,716 --> 00:21:02,992
All I ever wanted...
414
00:21:03,802 --> 00:21:06,340
was to be normal.
415
00:21:06,405 --> 00:21:07,222
But...
416
00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:10,542
Mama told me I wasn't.
417
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,700
This ridge...
418
00:21:32,765 --> 00:21:36,579
This ridge
is the mark of your ancestors,
419
00:21:36,644 --> 00:21:41,667
and proclaims you worthy
of the crown of Akiridion
420
00:21:41,732 --> 00:21:46,953
that has stood for righteousness
since ages past.
421
00:22:08,492 --> 00:22:11,739
The royal traitors are at large.
422
00:22:11,804 --> 00:22:13,849
Bounty Hunters...
423
00:22:13,914 --> 00:22:17,728
Slay the royals
and bring their parents' life cores to me,
424
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:21,123
and you will be rewarded with treasures
that will make you
425
00:22:21,188 --> 00:22:25,325
the envy of all bounty hunters.
426
00:22:26,135 --> 00:22:28,989
Destroy any and all
427
00:22:29,054 --> 00:22:31,675
who stand in your way.
427
00:22:32,305 --> 00:22:38,866
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