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Previously on With Love...

Last Nochebuena
was the first time

my brother Jorge ever
brought a boyfriend home.

Which, if you're from
a big Latino family,

you know that's a big deal.

- Sí, papi. This is Henry.
- Welcome, Henry.

It was a big
deal and it went great.

So, meanwhile, my cousin Sol

was still closing
themselves off to love.

But I knew that couldn't
last forever and I was right.

This dreamboat surgeon
Miles showed up

and opened their heart,
and things were going well.

You know who things
weren't going well for?

My parents!

Feeling alone and
ignored in her marriage,

my mom started finding
connection with someone else.

They tried to push past it,
but things didn't go so well.

So how did things go as
far as physical intimacy?

- We're hugging more.
- While they were falling apart,

I was falling in love.

Well, wait, hold on.

First, I hooked up with my
brother's best friend Nick.

You know I don't want all that
love stuff with you, right?

- Yeah, totally, totally, cool.
- Okay.

Totally worth all the
Hail Marys to come.

Nick was amazing;
Santiago was magic.

And don't tell me there
is no such thing as magic.

I felt it. Fate
was on our side.

For a second, I thought we
were happily ever after.

But, unfortunately, Santiago
doesn't believe in marriage.

Hold up, are you saying

- you don't want to get married?
- I do not.

Which is in none
of the fairytales.

Needless to say, I
didn't take that well.

- Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse...
- Jorge!

My dad had a heart attack.

Something's wrong with Jorge!

It was one of the scariest
moments of my life.

But even in the hospital bed,

my dad has a way of
bringing everyone together.

Almost losing him
made us all realize

that we need to be honest

about what we really
want. So, I wanted

Santiago and he wanted me.

I don't know if I
can live my life

as if everything is a miracle.

But I can live my life
as though you are.

'Cause you are my
miracle, Lily Diaz.

And my parents
realized that time

is precious and their love
is worth fighting for.

I'll do whatever you want,
whatever you think it will take.

I just don't want
to lose you again.

I'm an old fool.

But I'm an old fool
who still loves you.

It was a wild year.

Though we made it to
another Nochebuena.

Can't wait to see
what this year brings.

I feel really
hopeful and excited.

Like my life is
finally on track.

So, that's the scoop.

♪ L is for the way you look ♪

♪ At me ♪

♪ O is for ♪

- ♪ The only one I see ♪
- [laughing]

♪ V is very, very ♪

♪ Extraordinary ♪

♪ E is even more than ♪

♪ Anyone that you adore and ♪

♪ Love is all that I can give ♪

♪ To you ♪♪

♪ No hay ningún otro
día como la Navidad ♪

♪ Para todos...

Is that too much?

- I have... no, I have...
- Okay.

- I have chisme.
- Ooh. - Bring it, mami.

After dinner, I was cleaning up,

and I found this on the floor.

Is that... an engagement ring?

Which one
of my grandbabies

do you think is getting
engaged tonight?

Let's go look.

Vamos.

Mm.

Isn't that so...

Oh, Nick!

That's the spot!

Right there, right there.

Oh, my God.

What?

Wait, wait, okay, should
we stop and listen, or...

No, no, we should do something.

We have to do
something now, come on!

Okay, all right.

- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, oh!

Oh, yeah!

- Oh! Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah! Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

I'm not
gonna let them win.

- What does that mean?
- It means get ready for the most pleasure

you have ever felt
in your whole life.

Okay.

- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah, oh, conquer me, conquistador!

Super problematic.

Oh, right. Uh, choke me?

- Choke me! Oh, oh, yeah, choke me harder!
- Oh, yeah!

- Oh! Oh!
- Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

- Aha!
- Oh, daddy! What...?

Nick, we could've
been naked right now.

Yeah.

Breakfast?

[♪ Nina Simone: "My
Baby Just Cares for Me"]

♪ My baby don't
care for shows ♪

♪ My baby don't
care for clothes ♪

♪ My baby just cares for me ♪

Hmm.

♪ My baby don't care for ♪

♪ Cars and races ♪

♪ My baby don't care for ♪

♪ My baby just cares for ♪

♪ My baby just cares for ♪

♪ My baby just cares ♪

♪ For me ♪♪

Do we have a song?

Oh, you're saying
this is our song?

Well, you vetoed all
my other suggestions.

Yeah, babe, you know,
th-those weren't that good.

- Oh, yeah?
- But I actually like this one.

We have a song! We have a song!

This is a big deal.

The Santiago I started dating

would've made fun of a
couple who had a song.

But my baby has changed.

Well, I guess when you
find the right person,

- you don't mind having a song with them.
- Mm.

But if you tell
anybody about this,

- I will deny it.
- Okay.

- I'll keep your little secret.
- Okay.

Uh, who am I about to be mad
at for sending you flowers?

Read the card.

Uh-huh.

- From you?
- Mm-hmm.

My mami's favorite.

I figured today
might be hard for you

so I thought these
might brighten your day.

That's really sweet of you.

- Yeah.
- It's crazy it's been a year already.

I wish she got the
chance to meet you.

Well, I'm forever grateful

'cause she raised such
an incredible son.

She would've loved you.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

- You know?
- What?

This is the first time a woman
has ever bought me flowers.

- Really?
- I got to say I kind of like it.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. Do I feel beautiful right now?

- Okay, I'll give you...
- Hold on a second.

- You're my beautiful man.
- I feel beautiful right now.

Really impressed by
your lung capacity, Ana.

What are you, a soprano?

Ooh. Alto, actually.

And I'm the only spin instructor
that doesn't need her own mic.

I believe it. I'm
just glad you're okay.

I appreciate the concern.

I... I did go blind for a sec.

I'm making coffee.
Who wants coffee?

- Coffee.
- Uh, yes.

Um, I need to jump
in the shower.

Ooh, shower coffee.
I'll bring it in.

Mm.

I made her blind for a second.

- With my penis.
- And there it is.

She's been sleeping
over a lot lately.

And you're bringing her

to Nochebuena tonight
at the Diaz house.

That's basically

like introducing
her to your family.

Oh, no, no, it's way
more stressful than that.

I actually care what
your parents think.

Well, where are your parents
vacationing without you

this year, Canary Islands?

Martinique, but, you know,
they did let me vest early

in some stock options. The
true spirit of Christmas.

Damn.

I always thought I wanted
rich parents, but maybe not.

- Mm-mm.
- Yeah, well, once you process all

the trauma with a therapist
that they paid for,

it's pretty good.

Well, do they know
about your girlfriend?

Wait, I'm sorry, is
she your girlfriend?

I'm trying to work this
whole relationship thing out.

It's official. So, yes,

Ana is my first real girlfriend.

Aw, your 50th
sexual experience,

but your first girlfriend.

Aw, 50. He's adorable.

Well, this is, like, such great
news! I mean, we love Ana.

When we moved back from L.A.,
I thought it was gonna be

a little cramped with four
people in the apartment,

but she is, like,
true value added.

Unlike someone else.

Okay, well, my sister

is an angel sent
from heaven, Henry.

- Yeah, the messy side of heaven.
- Don't do that.

Hey, you
know I adore Lil,

and it's been really nice
having her here, but don't you

remember how great it was when
it was just the two of us?

- Yeah. - Hey!
- And now there's five of us.

Look, I know. She said
it was gonna be a week,

it's been two months. But
you guys have been amazing.

We get that she's
in a tough spot.

I'm enabling her, aren't I?

Do you want the truth, or
do you want me to smile

and nod and tell
you you're pretty?

All right,
fine, I know.

It's one thing for me
to deal with my sister.

It's quite another to have the
two of you deal with her, but...

she's looking for a sign.

And you know what, I'm
gonna give it to her.

I'm gonna kick her out today.

Whoa, no, no, no, no. You cannot
kick someone out on Christmas.

Okay, either I do it
today or you two do it.

- Today works for me.
- Today's great, yeah.

Okay, here's one, if you
could go back in time

and live in any
period of history,

which one would you
want to live in?

Uh, well, I'm Black and trans.

Not a ton of good options.

You are not wrong.

But from a pure
fashion perspective,

I do admire the simplicity
of the Roman Empire.

Oh, I bet the Romans
would still be

thriving if they
saw you in a toga.

Mm.

And avoided lead poisoning.

And fought off the Goths.

And not suffered under the
weight of their own empire.

You are such a nerd.

What about you? What era?

You know, I used to say the
Age of Enlightenment, but...

actually, now I think
I'd say present times.

- The present time?
- Mm-hmm.

- The world right now is a dumpster fire.
- It is.

But the world right
now has you in it.

You are so cheesy.

And I love it.

But I would like to see you

in some white tights
and buckled shoes.

Oh, hello, roleplay.

So...

we usually get back from
church at around 6:30.

What time are you and
Charlie gonna come over?

Well, actually,
uh, Charlie's mom

will be dropping them off
at the house because...

I'm gonna go to church with you.

Hold up.

You said you'd never go back.

You're coming to church?

If that's okay.

So you're really trying
to make all my dreams

come true, then?

It's kind of become
my life's mission.

Okay, if you won't
allow me to cook...

Ah, ah, ah. I am not the one
not allowing you to cook.

Your doctor, who
doesn't want you

to have another heart attack,

is the one not
allowing you to cook.

Okay, fine. Please. Don't
under-salt the masa.

I will have you know
that my salt-to-masa ratio

is so perfect, it
should be featured

in Better Homes and
Tamales Magazine.

Thank you for doing all of this.

It smells wonderful.

You're welcome.

You know, I may not be cleared

for the stresses of the kitchen,

but as of today, it's eight
weeks since my heart attack,

which means...

I'm officially cleared
for something else.

Oh, and what might that be?

Sex. I'm talking about sex.

I know, Jorge.

I was trying to be flirty.

Oh, sorry.

It's been such a long time. And
I feel like a 15-year-old boy

- about to see his first boob.
- Oh.

And the way you look
in that dress, mujer,

you got me all distracted.

- Ah.
- Have I told you today

that you...

are the most beautiful
woman...

on Earth?

Hmm.

Oh, okay, okay, food can wait.

Bedroom, now.

Yeah? Who needs a bedroom?

Hmm.

Okay. Oh!

You kids making out in there?

"Kids"? Dad, I'm 53.

Oh, you want to try the masa?

Masa needs more salt.

Papi, out!

- Don't say a word.
- Okay.

Hey.

What just happened?

Why was it fun and
now it's weird?

I think my phone is...

about to ring.

Oh, my God, you
guys are the worst.

Just get out, just get out!

Chin up, kiddo.

Okay...

What's going on?

Um, Lil, why don't
you just take a seat?

Why does it feel like
my brother's about

- to break up with me?
- Well...

that's very astute of you,
because I actually am.

Uh, you know, the past few
months, they've been amazing.

So much fun.

But something's shifted and
sometimes, you know, people,

they-they move in different
directions without wanting to.

And I would say that
it's me and not you,

but it's, like, 100% you.

Wait. Are you kicking me out?

Yeah. Was that not clear?

Jorgito, no! Why?

Because you said a
week, it's been eight.

Okay? I live with other people.

- It's just not cool anymore.
- But I'm such a good guest!

Lily, Lily, Lily! A good guest?

A good guest? Underwear
is not a bath mat.

You never clean out the jars

before you take
them to recycling.

That goes straight
to landfill, Lil.

And I know you've been
using my Crème de la Mer.

- No, I have not.
- Are you gonna actually stand here

and lie about it right now?
You're literally glowing

from within. How do you
think I wouldn't notice that?

And the dishes in
the sink, okay?

Everything is in there to soak.
You know what doesn't need

to soak, Lil? A plate
that salad was on.

- Yes, well, sometimes it does.
- No!

- Okay.
- It doesn't, it doesn't!

Okay, I love you

so much, which is
why you have to go.

Where am I gonna go?

- I don't know, go home, go home!
- Where? Where?

- Mom and Dad would love to have you home.
- Oh, a 29-year...

No, a 29-year-old woman

moving back in with
her parents? I can't!

Okay, fair, pick from the one of
a million other family members.

- Okay, like who?
- Tía Nene, five-bedroom,

- all alone.
- It's so spooky there.

Okay, well, you just stay out
of the porcelain doll room.

Henry, a little help here?

Lil, you
never use a coaster

no matter how much I beg!

Nick?

I could make a
full wig with the amount

- of hair that you leave in the shower.
- Fine.

- I'll leave.
- Yes.

Thank you, thank you.
I love you so much.

I love you, too.

Miss you already.

So, you and
Lily, what's the latest?

Tell me all your dirty secrets.

I'm gonna act like

- you didn't just say that.
- Sorry, man.

Sorry. You're my best friend.

You're the one who
has to hear this.

Like, I tell you Annie things.

You don't really
tell me Lily things.

But you could. Like,
what's up with you two?

Well, uh, oh, she was so sweet.

She, uh, brought me sunflowers
in memory of my mom.

Oh, shit, man. That's right.

It's been a year.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm really sorry.

Hey, you know I love you, right?

Love you, too, man.

Yeah, that's right.
I love this man!

Hey, we in a book store.

So Lily, sunflowers, continue.

Right, right, right.
You know, actually,

I'm the happiest I've ever
been in a relationship.

We don't argue anymore.

It kind of feels like
we're on the same page.

But do you think it's
weird that she hasn't moved

- back in with me yet?
- Have you asked her?

I mean, not officially.

Or casually.

Considering that the
first time she moved in

you two turned my Halloween
party into the Maury Show,

I'd say taking it slow

sounds smart.

Look, I know, I'm just saying...

since we've been back
together, it just...

I don't know, it feels
like things are better now.

Well, "better" is great,

but sometimes you got to
have the tough conversations.

Hey, look.

If it feels good to you,

I'm sure she feels the same.

Thanks. Wow.

That might be the first helpful
thing you said to me today.

Yeah, well, I'm about
to say another one.

Bruh, you need to
lock this down.

This woman is the best thing
that ever happened to you.

Look at you, all happy.

- Hmm.
- You've come a long way.

Yeah. Yeah, she
is special, huh?

Special enough for
your mama's ring?

Gonna let that marinate.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

How about this one?

You know what?

- Henry and Jorge would actually love this.
- Yeah.

But you bring it to the front,
all right? I'll pay for it.

Good plan.

Okay.

The naughty cookies are
ready. We've got schlongs,

we've got titties, and
making, their grand debut...

- Huh?
- Wow.

What is that, artichokes?

- It's a clitoris.
- Oh, I see it now.

- Yeah.
- Who's gonna eat that?

Nick. Sometimes Henry.

Jorgito.

- Well, I'm glad you still do this.
- Yeah.

I mean, eight
Christmases running.

You know, who'd have thought

in 2014 at Nick's
first Nochebuena,

when he insisted on
making Christmas cookies,

that all of his
nutcrackers would look like

uncircumcised penises?

Thus, a tradition was born.

- Just as Baby Jesus intended.
- Exactly.

Yeah. So I can't join
you this year, buddy.

What? No! Why? I mean...

Two months with Ana and you're
already ditching me for her?

Oh, come on, it's not like that.
I'm not ditching you for Ana.

What are you doing? What are
you wearing? You're not wearing

- pajamas.
- I'm ditching you for Henry.

What? That's worse!

Sorry, babe, you know, I'm one

of Nick's private clients now,

and I can't let another
abundant Nochebuena

with your family
mess with my reps.

Besides, you know how hard this
guy is to schedule these days?

Yeah, I'm very in demand.

Why don't you open your own gym?

Open my own gym? I...

No, I can't, I can't do that.

Why not? I mean, you
basically run the gym

you're working at
now, but you'll make

a lot more on your own.

You have a business degree.
Your clients love you.

And wouldn't it be nice to
have something of your own,

without your parents' help?

Yes, it would.

I...

You know, that's a
very interesting idea.

Thanks, Lil. I'm gonna
think about that.

- You're welcome.
- Yeah, yeah. Have goals. Do better.

Who's gonna help me frost these?

Uh, you could come
to the gym with us.

- Hey, Lil?
- What?

Want to split this?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Here, you can have the balls.

Good luck on the streets.

Jorgito.

Lily. What are you...? No.

- Please.
- Sorry, babe.

I did my time when you
moved out of Santiago's.

You talk in your sleep.

I can't have that
Exorcist nonsense in here.

- But Sol...
- It's nothing personal.

That is a very specific
and personal reason.

Okay, I love you. Bye!

Just one, not even, like,
not even for a week.

I promise, just one week!

Lily!

Hola, hermosa.

How are you? I see you've
met my friend, Larry.

Hi, Larry.

Did I say you could speak?!

All right, go put
up the stockings.

Don't worry, he's having
the time of his life.

It's his Hanukkah present.

What is this? Are you...?
Do you need a place to stay?

- No! No, I'm good.
- Are you sure?

No, no, I'm good, I'm good.

I just wanted to
come by and say hi.

Aw, you're so sweet.

You know what, he was just about
to make me some acai bowls.

Ah-sigh? Acai?

I didn't ask you, Larry!

So, honestly, he
makes his own granola.

- I'm good, yeah. I'll just, I'll just...
- Okay.

- I'll just see you tonight. I love you.
- Bye.

- Bye!
- I'll see you tonight, sweetheart.

Our baby's come home.

I've been
waiting for this moment

since the day you left.

Oh, never leave again.

Until you get married.

Oh, oh! Even then, you can stay.

Niñita.

Mami... I need shampoo!

¿Mami?

Mom?

Oh, oh, oh...

Oh, my...

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

- Hey. Feliz Navidad.
- Feliz Navidad.

- Hey. Merry Christmas.
- Hey.

Merry Christmas.

Hey.

- Hey, you.
- Hey, what's new?

Oh, you know, just making
Christmas dreams come true.

- Oh...
- Gladys.

- No más.
- What? I'm gonna ask him his Christmas wish.

- Let's go. Hi.
- Hi. How are you?

- Luis, hey, Merry Christmas.
- Hey.

So, listen, if you
have time later,

I'd love a few minutes to
talk to you about something.

- In private.
- Of course, Miles.

Great, thanks.

And what was that?

He wants to talk
to me privately.

Ooh, about what?

I don't know.

Okay, I'm
gonna be honest.

Felt a little bad about not
letting you stay with me.

You should.

Because of you, I walked in
on mami and papi having sex.

What? Oh, no.

"Oh, yes," is what
they were saying.

Over and over until I screamed.

Sorry.

But, like, good for them.

Why didn't you just
move back in with Santi?

You guys are better than
ever. What's the holdup?

You know the holdup. I'm
still freaked out, okay?

Last time things were going
great, we moved in together,

and it broke us up, so
I'm not moving in until...

Until what?

We get married.

Oh, Lily.

I think I'm making real headway.

The longer we are back together,
the longer he has to shift

the way he thinks about
the whole marriage thing.

I feel it.

He's changing.

Okay, but, at some point,
it's gonna have to be

an actual conversation
with words.

But...

I'm happy you're happy.

Thank you.

So, like...

what position were they in?

Goodbye! And in front of Jesus.

Hey, you.

Don't want you to
be lonely, so...

Have you read this?

- Yeah, yeah. Couple times.
- Yeah, pretty good, right?

I went to Catholic
school, so I know

a lot of stuff that's
not even in here.

Where is Jorgito?

- I don't know.
- Ay. Ay.

Doña Marta.

- You look lovely.
- Thank you.

- Jorge went to light a candle.
- Good.

And I'm saving him
a seat in the back.

- I just wanted to give you a hug.
- It's good to see you.

- Good to see you, too.
- Hmm.

I see we're fine
lying to Abuela now.

Oh, how times have changed.

Nick!

- Hey!
- Hey, uh...

This must be your novia.

It is. This is Ana.

Welcome, Ana.

Uh, and please tell me that
you're not a vegetarian.

Oh, carnivore over here.

- Oh, perfect.
- You're in luck because I made my famous flan.

I'm
actually dairy-free.

But it's my famous flan.

Fun fact: Did you
know that hot water

turns into ice faster
than cold water?

Crazy.

What? How is that even possible?

Uh, you guys just make
yourselves at home, okay?

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much. - Welcome.

- All right.
- It's beautiful in here.

Oh.

Hello.

I'm Tía Gladys.

I'm sure you've heard of me.

So how serious is this?

Are there videos?
Can I watch them?

- Hi, I'm Ana.
- Mm-hmm.

- We just became official yesterday.
- Oh.

So no videos yet, but
I'm not against it.

Do I have to stop
flirting with you?

- Oh, absolutely not.
- That's okay with you?

- Absolutely.
- Then I bless this.

Mm.

Ah, she didn't even flinch.

I like the cut of your jib.

I have questions.

- Every family has one.
- Okay.

What a burden it must have been
for you to run the restaurant

- while your father was convalescing.
- Oh, hey,

Carmelita, don't talk about
me like I'm not here, viejita.

- Jorge!
- Looks like I hit a nerve.

And we're the same age,
Jorge, so if I'm a vieja,

you are a viejo.

Actually, tía, I've really
loved running the restaurant.

I'd even say we've
made some improvements.

Expanding online orders,
providing more delivery options.

So business is booming.

Is that right?
Restaurant's doing

better than ever. Interesting.

Yeah, yeah, and it's
going so well that papi

might be able to retire early.

Ooh, and he
can take me on that trip

around the world he promised
me the day he proposed.

Okay.

I'm not dead yet,
you guys. Nice try.

Jorgito, yes, you're
doing a great job

with the restaurant,
but I am coming back

to work.

Y tú, you're two months
older than me, viejita.

How do you like your bifocals?

20/20.

So, what?

He's just not gonna retire?

I just feel like... I feel
like he doesn't trust me.

Honey, it's not
about you... or me.

It's a... big life shift.

And he's got to want it.

And he will.

Eventually.

It's the first one
that occurred to me!

It's on phones!

Send me that selfie...

Hi, what's up?

- Oh...
- Yo.

- Hey.
- What just happened?

Why was it fun and
now it's weird?

Hey, speaking of fun,

did you know that the lyrics
of the "Macarena" are actually

about a woman who cheats
on her boyfriend while he's

- away at war?
- Is that true? That's so interesting.

Wait! I'm not gonna
let you fun fact me.

What's going on?

Nothing! It was an inside joke.

- You wouldn't get it.
- Oh, I wouldn't get it?

- Yeah, you had to be there.
- Oh, I had to be there?

Okay, twice in one day of all
this, and I don't like it.

Rawr.

- - Come on.
- Let's go.

Oh!

¡Ay!

Soy bien torpe.

- Let me help you.
- No, no, no, no...

Ay, Dios mío.

- What's this?
- Well, that

looks like an engagement ring.

- Do you know who it belongs to?
- No.

- But I think it came out of this jacket.
- And?

Well, that is very exciting.

Oh!

Yes, it is!

Oh, girl.

Oh, my God.

Sol, Sol, come here,
come here, come here.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

- How's my manicure?
- I know you didn't

pull me in this bathroom
to ask me about your nails.

Okay, Abuelita just
found an engagement ring

inside a box that fell out

- of Santiago's coat.
- What?

Whoa.

Did your thing actually work?

- It did.
- Okay, I'm gonna be honest.

I thought it was the classic
Lily coo-coo-ca-choo,

rose-colored glasses, avoiding
the hard conversations.

But did you do it?

It worked! Not
moving in with him

made him realize that he wants
me there all of the time.

Oh, I can feel it.

This is it! This is the feeling!

- Okay.
- Okay, but...

- stay chill, okay?
- Yes.

Yes. Chill.

I'm so chill.

Let it out.

Okay.

Now I'm chill.

- Okay.
- Okay.

I'm so chill, I'm so chill.

I'm so chill.

♪ Love is all
that I can give ♪

♪ To you ♪

♪ Love is more
than just a game ♪

♪ For two ♪

♪ Two in love can make it ♪

♪ Take my heart and
please don't break it ♪

♪ Love was made ♪

♪ For me and you ♪

Is that too much?

- I have... no, I have no limit..
- Okay.

I have chisme.

- Ooh.
- Bring it, mami.

After dinner,

I was cleaning up,

and I found this on the floor.

Is that an engagement ring?

Which one
of my grandbabies

do you think is getting
engaged tonight?

Let's go look.

Vamos.

Mm.

I'm so excited.

Okay, who could it be, hmm?

Has anyone been acting
suspicious lately?

Wait.

Miles!

- Oh. Miles?
- Miles?

Luis, have you spoken
to Miles since church?

No, why?

I think he's gonna
ask for Sol's hand.

And since Sol's parents
are no longer with us,

he must be coming to you
for the family blessing.

Wow.

This is why you
always win at Clue.

Oh.

Okay, everybody out.

We need to talk to Miles.

So, Miles,

what is it that you
wanted to discuss?

- Oh, we can talk later.
- No, no.

We talk now.

Okay.

You know I care very
deeply for you both.

Which is why...

Luis, I need you to
unbutton your shirt.

What?

I'm sorry, I should've
completed my thought.

I noticed a mole on your chest.

And I need to take a look at it,
but I didn't want to alarm Sol.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, well, it's not raised.

Color's consistent
and it's symmetrical.

All right, well, it
really is nothing.

- Wow.
- I'm sorry.

I drive my parents nuts
with this kind of stuff.

I just can't stop being
a doctor. Come here.

Oh, what a relief.

Oh, you're the best.

That's it?

That is not a relief.

Well, uh, well, your husband
doesn't have skin cancer.

I think that's kind
of a huge relief.

It is very disappointing.

Yo, Miles, if you're
looking at moles,

do you mind?

Sure, Chuey. No problem.

¡Oye, mi gente!

Miles is checking moles
in the front room.

Come, find out if
you have cancer.

- [♪ Shirelles: "Blue Holiday"]
- ♪ It's been...

So... Lily.

Want to go outside?

Uh, look at the stars,
maybe make out a little bit?

Yes.

Yes.

A thousand times yes.

♪ Oh, my darling ♪

♪ Won't you ♪

♪ Hurry, hurry home ♪

♪ It's been a blue ♪

♪ Holiday ♪

♪ I'm all alone ♪

♪ You know I ♪

♪ I need your love...

Wow.

I just wanted to...

take a moment and tell you
how grateful I am for you.

I didn't expect
anybody to come along

and figure me out, but...

you did.

I did?

Yeah.

And I know we've been afraid to
talk about the future because

those conversations have
been tough for us to have,

but things feel different now.

I totally agree.

Good.

'Cause there's something
I want to ask you.

Okay.

Ah!

Will you move in
with me? Again?

What?

Oh, Jorge. Uh, Beatriz?

- Mm.
- Um, can I...

- talk to you for a second?
- Sure.

Everything okay?

Uh, um, yeah.

I mean...

you think about these
conversations your entire life.

And you think you're ready
and then the moment comes.

And then you start
sweating in places

you didn't know you could sweat.

Hello, ankles.

Do you need to take a seat?

Uh, do you want me to get
you some water? Or socks?

No, I-I'm fine.

Um...

I'm better than fine.

In fact,

I'm the happiest I've ever
been in my entire life.

And that's all because of Jorge.

I didn't know I could love

someone as much as I love him.

And I'd like to marry him.

Well, you have our blessing.

We couldn't be happier.

Henry, you are a great man.

And you have made our son

so happy.

Thank you.

Oh, and I'm gonna try to
stay in the moment right now

and not ask about
kids, but just,

just know that it's coming.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Is this yours?

Oh, it must've fallen
out of my coat.

I-I promise I'll take

better care of your son
than I did this ring.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

You guys might want to follow
me into the living room.

- What, now?
- It's happening now?

Is that okay?

- Yes! - Yes! Yes.
- Great!

- Oh, and get your phone.
- Oh!

No, no, no
right here. Go, go, go.

- Let's go, come on.
- It's charged.

- Come on.
- Uh...

A key? A fucking key?

Oh, you thought it was...

You know I want to get married.

You pull out a ring
box and offer me a key?

Well, and a key chain.

I can't believe it.

I thought you were gonna
ask me to marry you.

But, babe, you know how
I feel about marriage.

I thought you changed your mind.

That does happen. People
do change their mind.

We're better than ever.
We're... we're so happy.

You're literally the
guy of my dreams.

We're so good together.

I mean, look at us
in there. This works.

Yes, I agree.

Yeah, I-I-I love this.

I love you. I love your family.

Then why don't you
want to marry me?

Huh?

Baby.

It's, it's not...

This is, this is just so sad.

It makes me so sad.

'Cause all I want is for
you to be my husband.

I want, I want a ceremony
where I stand in front

of the people I love and
tell them I choose you.

You!

I want to have babies with you.

I want to grow
old with you, I...

I want to see what your
face looks like with lines.

I want that, too!

I want that. I want you, I...

You know what?

I'll go in this house right now.

I'll tell every single
one of your family members

individually that you're
the most extraordinary

woman I ever met.

You're everything
I dreamed of, too.

Lily, don't you get it?

I-I want you!

But...

I'll never get married.

I thought that was clear.

Well, I want marriage.

I thought that was clear.

I just hate you
so much right now.

I can't believe you're willing
to throw us away over an idea.

Lily, I could say the
same thing about you.

Maybe, uh...

Maybe we avoided
this conversation

because we knew we'd
end up here again.

Okay.

Let's just call it a do-over.

What?

I'll just pretend you
didn't present me with keys.

And we'll, we'll go
back inside and pretend,

you know, enjoy the party.

Lil, Lil, Lil. We can't do that.

But if we don't do that, then...

I can't give you what you want.

But you deserve...

you deserve everything
you want, Lily.

I'm sorry.

Oh, sweet, Lily's
here. Uh, everyone!

Uh, everyone, um...

Um, I'd like to say something.

Um...

Uh, yeah, have a
seat, have a seat.

Uh, okay, so, um...

Uh,
last year, uh...

was my first time
here and you all

really made me feel welcome.

Uh, since then, Jorge
and I moved to L.A.,

but we had to come back because

we missed you all so much.

You guys are the definition
of "extra," and I love it.

Uh, it's helped me
embrace my inner extra.

Also, it's helped me

get clear on who I am

and what I want.

And one thing is for sure.

- Okay, we're just gonna move...
- What are we doing?

♪ You're all I need to get by ♪

♪ You're all I
need to get by ♪

♪ You're all I need to get by ♪

♪ You're all I need...

♪ Like sweet morning dew ♪

♪ I took one look at you
and it was plain to see ♪

♪ You were my destiny ♪

♪ With my arms open wide
I threw away my pride ♪

♪ I'll sacrifice for you,
dedicate my life to you ♪

♪ Oh, I will go
where you lead ♪

♪ Always there in time of need ♪

♪ And when I lose my
will, you'll be there ♪

♪ To push me up the
hill, there's no ♪

♪ No looking back for us ♪

♪ We got love sure
'nough, that's enough ♪

♪ You're all ♪

♪ You're all I need ♪

♪ To get by ♪

♪ You're all I need to get by,
you're all I need to get by...

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪

What are you doing?

So, with your parents' blessing,

I'd like you to be my husband.

What?

Oh, my God!

Jorge...

will you marry me?

Yeah! Yeah, duh, yes!

It fits!

- Lil!
- Oh...

You're crying, wait, stop,
you're crying. I'm gonna cry.

Stop crying. Did
you know about this?

- No, I didn't.
- Oh, she and Sol would've never been

- able to keep it a secret.
- That's true.

You guys have been spending
so much time together

not because you like
each other so much,

but because you like me so much.

Reel it in, buddy.

Hey, sister.

I know.

Mi familia.

♪ Oh, all I need is you here ♪

♪ I don't need no
gifts this year ♪

♪ And I've been so
good through the year ♪

♪ I've been spreading
so much cheer ♪

♪ Oh, I can just imagine ♪

♪ I can feel it's gonna happen ♪

♪ Because it's Christmas ♪

♪ Oh, it's Christmas ♪

♪ Oh, it's Christmas...

I am impressed you were able
to keep all that a secret.

- Are you a spy?
- Oh, I can't tell you.

Or else I'll have to
make out with you.

♪ Oh, it's Christmas...

Actually, I was thinking
of starting a gym.

- As a front for the spy career.
- Ooh! Good cover.

I know, I'm a genius,
but seriously...

Lily did suggest it and, you
know, I could, I could do it.

I could get space, get some
equipment, run some classes.

You could run the spin
and Pilates class.

Are you trying to spend
more time with me?

I'll never tell.

Well, for the record, I
think it's a great idea.

This family's a good
influence on you.

Yeah, they really are.

♪ Oh, it's Christmas...

Gracias, tía.

Thank you.

You sure you don't
want me to leave?

No, uh...

I don't want to explain.

Jorge looks so happy.

I can't believe we're
having this conversation.

I was thinking, given
the circumstances,

we should keep the breakup
to ourselves for now.

I'll let everyone know
after the holidays.

Yeah.

Of course, whatever you need.

Thanks.

♪ It's Christmas...

Cheers.

To us.

It was beautiful.

Did Charlie have a
good time tonight?

Are you kidding me, a
choreographed engagement?

I think it was the best
night of their life.

Their mom said they talked
about it the whole ride home.

God, that was a really
special proposal.

They're gonna be
really happy together.

- Yeah.
- Wait, does this change how you feel about marriage?

Mm, uh, not for me, but if it

does for you, then...

Relax, baby.

I think we're good
just how we are.

Oh, thank the Lord.

Look at you thanking the Lord.

- What a night.
- Right?

Christmas Eve and a
proposal. Who knew?

- Oh, no.
- What?

Forgot about something.

- ♪ Saborear ♪

♪ Todo el dolor ♪

♪ Yo ya no espero ♪

- ♪ Que me quieras ♪

♪ Dejar la acción ♪

♪ Morder mi voz ♪

♪ De mí no esperes
más respuestas ♪

♪ Y tú jamás pudiste verme ♪

♪ Y yo pensé que estaba bien ♪

♪ Y ahora me arrepiento ♪

♪ Cuando dije que ♪

♪ Te odiaba para siempre ♪

♪ Para siempre, para siempre ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ No fue verdad ♪

♪ Quise jugar ♪

♪ Pero no espero ♪

♪ Que me creas ♪

♪ Podré apostar ♪

♪ Perdí de más ♪

♪ ¿Por qué quisiste
estar tan cerca? ♪

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