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Extraordinary.
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You will want
to get this on camera. Ha!
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Quickly. Gizmo!
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Gizmo? Gizmo, get up.
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-Yeah? Yeah?
-Where's Nandor?
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Um, I think he's, uh, indisposed
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at the moment, um,
in his bedroom.
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Ha, shaking hands with Rosie
Palmer and her five milkmaids.
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-What?
-What? Follow me.
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Laszlo's stillthe only one who knows
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I'm half-vampire and he's beendoing experiments to help.
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Happy to report that
there's been some progress.
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My telekinesis
has gotten better.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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I have discovered something
wonderful with the frogs
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-that I injected
with your blood.
-Wait,
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you-you did what with my blood?
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Why are they so hairy?
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Well, why are you so hairy?
Who cares?
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-Now, bon voyage.
-What? No!
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Those poor frogs!
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Shit.
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-Come on, little guy,
come on, you can do it.
-Shh!
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-Your turn.
-To do what?
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I want you
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to leap off that balcony.
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What?
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No, I'll break my legs.
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-Bullshit. You saw those frogs.
-Yeah.
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They were transformed
by your blood, they flew.
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Ipso facto, shithead...
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...so can you.
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But what if I can't?
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Yeah, but what if you can?
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What if you can?
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-That would be pretty cool.
-It would be
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very cool.
Now, I calculate
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we have exactly
two minutes before
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Nandor finishes
making pearl jam.
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-Right.
-So I'll see you at the bottom.
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As the actress said
to the bishop.
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Come on, Guillermo.
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I believe in you
and I love you, Guillermo.
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Come on, Gizmo, let her rip.
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Launch yourself forward,
see what happens.
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-We should practice
closer to the floor first.
-No.
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No, no, no. You will never fly
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unless you need to. Panic is
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the secret ingredient.
Now, come on.
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Aah--
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I'm doing it!
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- Guillermo?
- Yes, Master--
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That's how we all learned.
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♪ Don't sing if you wantto live long ♪
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♪ They have no usefor your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead,you're dead ♪
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♪ You're deadand out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassionis gone ♪
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♪ You sold out your dreamto the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,stay dead ♪
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♪ You're deadand out of this world. ♪
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Oh, shit.
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What is this screaming?
Is someone squeezing a snake?
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Oh.
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- Fucking hell.
- What happened?
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Well, I don't know. I was in
the library. Don't look at me.
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Does it hurt?
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Because it looks
like it really hurts.
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- Hey, boners.
- What?
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Nice shiner, Colin Robinson.
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Hey, look at this dude.
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Someone's had
an interesting evening.
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- Please help me.
- Wow.
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What happened to dingus' foot?
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Who gives a fuck?
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Tell us what happened
to your blackened eye.
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Yes, was it fisticuffs?
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Did you get kicked by a donkey?
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Stop guessing
and stop grabbing me.
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This is the problem.
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Take it easy, summer breezy.
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Every time
I go to drain someone,
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they see my black eye
and want to know what happened.
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All of a sudden, I'm too...
G-damn interesting
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to drain anyone.
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- What the fuck?
- Really?
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You think you are
too interesting?
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I know I am. I mean,
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this exact same thing happened
when I came back from Vietnam.
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Whoa.
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- You were in 'Nam?
- -Well, thank you for your service.
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Colin Robinson, I had
no idea you were in the Army.
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Oh, I-I wasn't in the Army.
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About six years ago,
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I took a cycling trip
with Backroads.
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On the third day, we found
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a dead body. In a tree.
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No kidding?
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With an ox's asshole
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around its neck like a necklace.
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-What?
-How did that happen?
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Some poor farmer and his ox
must've stepped
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on a decommissioned
land mine and...
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blew him up into the tree
and the ox's
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asshole must've
landed on his head.
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- Good grief.
- Fascinating.
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I wasn't expecting that ending.
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See? It's the black eye-- makes
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-my stories too interesting.
-Do you think
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that your black eye also has
a very interesting story?
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Unfortunately, yes,
it's fucking remarkable.
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But this is Colin Robinson.
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I mean, he can't have any more
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fascinating stories in him.
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Gee, you tell me.
A five-pound frozen block
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of shit and piss
fall off a plane, landing
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- on a 308 Ferrari
- No way.
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and blowing the sideview mirror
right into my kisser.
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Well, fuck my old boots.
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Son of a bitch!
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- Frozen blocks of pisses and shits?
- -Yes.
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What will they think of next?
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Guillermo, oi...
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No, fuck this,
I want to stay here
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and listen
to his wonderful stories.
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-Yes, me too.
-Guillermo is your familiar.
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I just went to get him
new trousers a year ago.
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It is your turn.
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Fine. Fuck it. Whatever.
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Okay, Guillermo,
stop lying around.
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Let's get that
of yours looked at.
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Come on, boys, to the lab.
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- Tell me more about this ox's anus.
- -It really hurts.
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Okay already,
I said we're going.
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Oh! Laszlo, my love,
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did you just see a hairy frog?
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The only hairy frog
I'm interested in,
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my darling,
is the one between your legs.
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It's not just a frog.
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-It's the whole swamp.
-True.
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Come on.
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Off you go, my love.
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Where are you?
Come on, boy.
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Come on, boy.
Where the fuck are you,
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you fucking frog?
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Are either of you
allergic to penicillin?
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-No.
-What is that?
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Just ragweed
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-and chewing gum.
-Chewing gum?
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-How unusual.
-That is unusual.
-Guys, guys.
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You're literally killing me.
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Right, let's crack on.
When I flick this switch,
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the lights will flash,
there'll be a horrible noise
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and a terrible odor
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as I transfer
the life energy from Nandor
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into Colin Robinson.
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Sorry, Laszlo,
I do have one question.
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- Which is?
- Will it hurt?
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Pain like you've never known.
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And furthermore, if you're
overdrained, you could die.
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Fuck this, I'm out.
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-What?
-W-Wait a minute.
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I'm starving.
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And you will be fed,
Colin Robinson.
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But I think we should revert
to our original plan.
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- The original plan? Are you mad?
- I think
it's a pretty good plan.
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We cover your black eye
with makeup
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and make you boring again.
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It does seem a lot simpler.
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- Let's do that.
- All right.
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- Cowards.
- Makes sense.
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Turn your back on science
at your own peril.
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-We'll take our chances.
Thank you, Laszlo.
-Yeah.
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Seriously, Nadja,
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I don't need urgent care.
I can just sleep it off.
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Do you really think
I want to doing this?
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If it was up to me, I would have
just packed your ankle
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in some mud made from fish piss
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and fed you some
pickled pig's ears.
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But, no, my husband
thinks a doctor is better.
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"Trust the science, my darling."
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- I don't knowwhat's going on
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with my body right now,
but if a doctor finds out
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that I'm almost a vampire,
I'm a dead man.
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And if Nadja finds out,
it'll be worse, so--
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- Stop squirming, Guillermo,
we're very close now.
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No, you know what?
I feel a lot better.
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The vampire doctor is going
to fix your mangled foot.
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What? You said
we were going to urgent care.
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Yes, Familiar Urgent Care,
silly.
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No. No, Nadja, no!
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Oh, just look at all
these people to feed from.
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I don't know, I kind of
feel like I want go home
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-and take the train
to sleepy town.
-No!
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It would be a sleep of death.
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Just take a look
at all these losers, hmm?
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Outdoor diners.
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- They do deserve it.
- Yes.
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-Great start.
-Uh, excuse me.
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Hello.
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I notice you have a d...
Oh. Ooh.
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- You got this.
- Doggie bag.
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Interesting story
about how the...
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origin of the doggie bag
started.
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It was actually a-- Ow!
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- Oh, shit!
- Son of a bitch!
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World War II, they would
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- take food home for their dog
- Did you see that?
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instead of wasting it.
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Don't look at me!
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This isn't interesting.
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What have you done?
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Someone ran over my foot,
shithead. It hurt.
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-Tell them to go away.
-Nothing interesting here.
Keep moving, please.
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Stop filming me!
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-Are you okay?
-No, I'm not okay.
-Shoo!
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He needs privacy.
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- It is fine.
- Nandor, take me home.
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I'm taking you home.
We're gonna go home.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
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- No!
- What the fuck?
That's the dude from Mad Men.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Oh, where's your martini, bud?
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- Hi.
- -You got to be kidding me.
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Damn, you justgot hit by John Slattery.
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-That is crazy.-What the heck happened?
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You stepped off the curb
without even looking.
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What happened
is you ran over my foot!
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We really need to go.
My friend is not well.
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Let me drive you
to the hospital. I-I just
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played a-a doctor on a season
of The Good Fight.
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They love me over there.
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That was a really good episode.
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It doesn't even
really hurt that much
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-anymore.
-Well, I'll-I'll
drive you home, please?
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-It's the least I can do.
-You know what?
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We will accept
your generous offer.
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-Yes, yes.
-What the fuck are you doing?
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Hey, John, over here.
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We will be in that car alone
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with this gentleman
that owes you a debt.
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Which you will collect
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by feeding.
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-Hmm?
-Yeah.
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John Slattery coming to the aidof the guy he just ran over.
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-Shotgun left.
-Fuck!
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- John Slattery, please.
- You're a hero, John.
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- One of the greats.
- -He's not one of the greats.
250
00:09:10,235 --> 00:09:12,071
- He's a reckless driver.
- You're a reckless
251
00:09:12,104 --> 00:09:13,205
-walker.
-Peasants, disperse!
252
00:09:13,238 --> 00:09:14,606
- Begone!
- He call us peasants?
253
00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,108
Oh, rude.
254
00:09:17,309 --> 00:09:19,211
Animal hospital? Why
are we-why are we going here?
255
00:09:19,244 --> 00:09:21,814
Ow!
256
00:09:21,847 --> 00:09:24,016
- This is for pets.
I'm not a dog.
- Shh! Potato, "potahto."
257
00:09:24,049 --> 00:09:26,618
Um, yes, hello,
um, I've got a broken familiar.
258
00:09:26,652 --> 00:09:29,121
-So, you're gonna want
to go around that corner--
-Yeah, I've been here before.
259
00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:31,890
There is nothing to see here.
260
00:09:31,924 --> 00:09:35,260
It is just a Doberman
with a floppy tail.
261
00:09:36,662 --> 00:09:37,896
-Hold on tight.
-Wait, where are we going?
262
00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:39,231
-Uh, through the wall.
-No, no stop!
263
00:09:39,264 --> 00:09:40,833
-That's a solid wall.
-No, it's not.
264
00:09:40,866 --> 00:09:44,837
No. No! No!
Okay.
265
00:09:44,870 --> 00:09:46,872
-That was kind of cool.
-It's just a common cold,
so there's gonna be sneezing
266
00:09:46,905 --> 00:09:49,975
and coughing and that
is gonna be a burden on you,
267
00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:53,645
so I have a recommendation.
And that is put her down.
268
00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:56,148
- Oh, gosh, you really think so?
- Even if she recovers
269
00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:58,884
from this cold, she's...
270
00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:00,752
good God, she's, like,
almost 40.
271
00:10:00,786 --> 00:10:02,654
She might squeeze out
a few more good years,
272
00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:04,389
but we're talking
quality of life.
273
00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:06,125
Okay, let's do it.
274
00:10:06,158 --> 00:10:07,893
No, fuck this. I'm out of here.
275
00:10:07,926 --> 00:10:09,761
Oh, calm, down, it'll be okay.
276
00:10:09,795 --> 00:10:11,263
No!
277
00:10:11,296 --> 00:10:13,165
Got a live one.
278
00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:16,001
- Thanks, guys.
- Sedate him, Jack.
-No.
279
00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:17,269
- Fantastic.
- That's it.
280
00:10:17,302 --> 00:10:18,871
Aw.
281
00:10:18,904 --> 00:10:20,672
Sweet dreams, Guillermo.
282
00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:22,274
Yeah, perfect.
283
00:10:22,307 --> 00:10:24,810
You, uh, you okay back there?
284
00:10:24,843 --> 00:10:26,945
You look like shit.
285
00:10:26,979 --> 00:10:29,181
Well, yeah, I mean,
you ran over my foot.
286
00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:32,184
Sorry about all the cell phone
pictures and stuff.
287
00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:33,752
You know, you would
that people in New York
288
00:10:33,785 --> 00:10:35,354
would have seen
a famous actor before.
289
00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:37,289
It is quite all right,
John Slattery.
290
00:10:37,322 --> 00:10:39,458
You have our gratitude.
291
00:10:39,491 --> 00:10:41,460
Drain him.
292
00:10:41,493 --> 00:10:43,428
Do you find it, uh, difficult?
293
00:10:43,462 --> 00:10:45,764
What?
294
00:10:45,797 --> 00:10:47,833
Do you find it difficult
295
00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:49,835
being an older actor?
296
00:10:49,868 --> 00:10:52,037
Having to memorize lines?
297
00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:54,039
Especially
when you've been drinking.
298
00:10:54,072 --> 00:10:56,175
Slattery-- that's
an Irish name, right?
299
00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,343
Wait, s-say
that last part again.
300
00:10:58,377 --> 00:11:00,846
What, "Slattery's
an Irish name"?
301
00:11:00,879 --> 00:11:03,949
I mean, I personally
don't mind the Irish.
302
00:11:03,982 --> 00:11:06,919
But I just don't like it when
they try to sound intelligent.
303
00:11:06,952 --> 00:11:09,321
Huh, wow.
304
00:11:09,354 --> 00:11:12,391
I could listen
to you talk for hours.
305
00:11:12,424 --> 00:11:15,060
-Exsqueeze me?
-I mean, not to what you're
saying, but to that accent.
306
00:11:15,093 --> 00:11:17,396
It's just so specific.
Where are you from?
307
00:11:17,429 --> 00:11:19,231
-Well...
-Wait, wait, wait,
don't tell me. Upper Midwest.
308
00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:22,000
For sure. Uh, Wisconsin?
309
00:11:22,034 --> 00:11:23,936
But not eastern Wisconsin,
that would have more of
310
00:11:23,969 --> 00:11:26,071
a Germanic influence to it,
am I right?
311
00:11:26,104 --> 00:11:28,508
Are you, like, prepping
for a role or something?
312
00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:31,076
No, this isn't for a role.
I just love accents.
313
00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:33,011
People are just
walking stories, you know?
314
00:11:33,045 --> 00:11:36,081
In all their fascination
and specificity.
315
00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:37,216
You ever see
the movie Spotlight?
316
00:11:37,249 --> 00:11:40,085
About the Boston Globe reporters
317
00:11:40,118 --> 00:11:43,822
who uncovered the sexual abuse
coverup in the Catholic church?
318
00:11:43,855 --> 00:11:45,958
-Yeah, exactly.
-No.
319
00:11:45,991 --> 00:11:47,960
Oh. Well, in that
I played Ben Bradlee, Jr.
320
00:11:47,993 --> 00:11:49,995
And that character begins
with the accent,
321
00:11:50,028 --> 00:11:52,431
because the real Bradlee
is from Boston.
322
00:11:52,464 --> 00:11:55,100
But he's an upper-crust guy.
323
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,268
Not like some jamoke standing
324
00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:58,003
around Kelly's Tavern
325
00:11:58,036 --> 00:12:00,005
in, uh, Revere Beach,
you know what I mean?
326
00:12:00,038 --> 00:12:01,773
- Very good, John Slattery.
- -Not bad, right?
327
00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:03,976
-But I was talking to him.
-Oh.
328
00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:05,978
You know, it's funny, I had this
babysitter when I was a kid.
329
00:12:06,011 --> 00:12:07,913
She was Irish.
Her name was Vivian.
330
00:12:07,946 --> 00:12:10,182
But again, sorry for your loss.
331
00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:12,251
She was just a familiar,
but thank you.
332
00:12:12,284 --> 00:12:14,886
It is kind of nice
to think of Cathy
333
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,388
on that rainbow bridge,
334
00:12:16,421 --> 00:12:18,290
doing stuff with
her familiar friends.
335
00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:20,993
Having spaghetti or whatever
it is they dream of doing.
336
00:12:21,026 --> 00:12:23,262
Well, they're
in a better place now.
337
00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:25,130
- Yes.
- I wish I was.
338
00:12:25,163 --> 00:12:27,567
- I'm looking for a Nadja.
- Oh, yes.
339
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,901
-Please, can we go?
-Well,
340
00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:31,571
Guillermo's ankle
is healing up nicely,
341
00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:34,139
which is very unusual, so...
342
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:37,042
just to be safe...
I say we put him down.
343
00:12:37,075 --> 00:12:38,410
He could break that ankle again,
344
00:12:38,443 --> 00:12:40,212
he could break
the other ankle or
345
00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:42,080
-he could just bitch a lot.
-Hmm.
346
00:12:42,114 --> 00:12:43,949
Think we're just gonna
take him home.
347
00:12:43,982 --> 00:12:45,884
All right.
Well, that is your choice.
348
00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,819
-Yes.
-Oh, there's one more thing.
349
00:12:47,853 --> 00:12:50,322
The results of that blood work
came back and they're very odd,
350
00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:52,824
so I'm just gonna have it
retested, will not take long.
351
00:12:52,858 --> 00:12:55,894
I promise I'm gonna get you
out of here well before sunrise.
352
00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:58,297
Now I'm thinking,
353
00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,299
"They're going totest him again?"
354
00:13:00,332 --> 00:13:01,967
What if they find
that Van Helsing muck
355
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,335
in his blood?
356
00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:04,870
I'm going to have to
get him out of here.
357
00:13:06,071 --> 00:13:07,906
Why are we heading towards
358
00:13:07,939 --> 00:13:09,341
the Verrazzano Bridge?
359
00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:12,177
Uh, are you-are you
taking us to Brooklyn?
360
00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,112
Are you taking
us to Brooklyn? Are you...
361
00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:15,447
That-- It's really-- That's
a tough one. It's got kind
362
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,115
of a twang to it.
Say something else.
363
00:13:17,149 --> 00:13:19,051
I don't want to go to Brooklyn.
364
00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:20,852
I don't want to go to Brooklyn?
365
00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:22,187
There's
a little bit of an uptalk there.
366
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,855
I don't want to go to Brooklyn?
367
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:24,856
- Can you let us out right h--
- Can you
368
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,958
let us out right here, please?
369
00:13:26,992 --> 00:13:27,959
You also have these interesting
370
00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:29,061
pauses in your speech, but
371
00:13:29,094 --> 00:13:31,963
I can't tell if they're regional
or uniquely you or...
372
00:13:31,997 --> 00:13:33,965
It's just the most
interesting accent
373
00:13:33,999 --> 00:13:35,934
-I've ever heard.
-Okay, fuck this.
374
00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:37,202
I mean, where are you from?I'm sorry, guys. That's kind of
375
00:13:37,235 --> 00:13:39,204
mean, right? I'm not tryingto make fun of you,
376
00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:40,339
I'm just trying to get itin my head, you know,
377
00:13:40,372 --> 00:13:41,873
it's all about muscle memory.
378
00:13:41,907 --> 00:13:43,275
Guillermo?
379
00:13:43,308 --> 00:13:45,477
Guillermo!
380
00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:47,946
Guillermo, why the hell
are you wearing a dress?
381
00:13:47,979 --> 00:13:50,949
Hey, Nandor, you made it.
Hey, girl.
382
00:13:50,982 --> 00:13:52,217
Get your shit together,
we got to go.
383
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,219
No, I want to lie down.
You know they gave me
384
00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:56,988
some relax and it's making me
feel very medicine.
385
00:13:57,022 --> 00:13:58,890
They are testing your blood
386
00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:00,892
and they're going to find
your Van Helsing germs
387
00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:02,994
and whatever else you've
got going on in there and then
388
00:14:03,028 --> 00:14:04,896
-they're going to kill you,
so let's go!
-That sounds serious.
389
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,365
Can I say something?
390
00:14:06,398 --> 00:14:08,967
-Nadja?
-What?
391
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,637
I think you're wonderful
and I love-- Ow!
392
00:14:11,671 --> 00:14:14,674
You're a crazy bitch.
But I love you.
393
00:14:14,707 --> 00:14:16,642
You know who else I love
is Laszlo.
394
00:14:16,676 --> 00:14:18,910
But he's a horny little bitch.
395
00:14:18,944 --> 00:14:20,979
I also love Colin Robinson.
396
00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:22,682
He's, like,
a little boring bitch.
397
00:14:22,715 --> 00:14:23,915
Like, he's like an LBB.
398
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:27,319
But, you know, the one I love
the most is actually Nandor.
399
00:14:27,352 --> 00:14:29,388
- Because he's, like,
the queen bitch.
400
00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:30,989
Is that crazy?
401
00:14:31,022 --> 00:14:32,391
Hey. Who's that bitch?
402
00:14:32,424 --> 00:14:35,327
Wow, you are
such a miracle worker.
403
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,396
He is back to a red, shiny,
404
00:14:37,429 --> 00:14:39,699
fresh apple, so,
think we're gonna get
405
00:14:39,732 --> 00:14:40,533
- the ol' dog home now.
- Yeah.
406
00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:42,267
I don't think
that's gonna happen.
407
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,268
I have a question for you.
408
00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:45,137
Who turned him?
409
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:46,672
Who what?
410
00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:48,674
According to his blood,
411
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,409
this familiar has been turned
into a vampire.
412
00:14:50,442 --> 00:14:53,178
Yes, it's early stages,
but he is well on his way.
413
00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:55,280
No, I'm sorry,
there's been a huge mistake.
414
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:58,016
Are you regretting turning him?
Because if you are,
415
00:14:58,049 --> 00:15:00,051
you should have thought
of that before you did it.
416
00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:01,721
-Guillermo?
-Yeah.
417
00:15:01,754 --> 00:15:03,188
-A vampire?
-Yes.
418
00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:04,289
That thing?
419
00:15:04,322 --> 00:15:06,191
That loser is a vampire?
420
00:15:06,224 --> 00:15:08,026
Absolutely not.
421
00:15:08,059 --> 00:15:09,161
Have you seen how lame he is?
422
00:15:09,194 --> 00:15:10,295
Science does not lie.
423
00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:11,731
Now, it must be recent
424
00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:13,231
because he's still transforming.
425
00:15:13,265 --> 00:15:16,168
No one in our house
would do such a thing.
426
00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:18,303
Well, then we have
a very big problem, 'cause
427
00:15:18,336 --> 00:15:19,971
I'm gonna put him down.
428
00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:22,374
Well, you can't
do that because...
429
00:15:22,407 --> 00:15:24,176
He is our familiar!
430
00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:26,612
-You need to let him go.
-Get your hands off of me!
431
00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:32,117
Guillermo? Guillermo?
432
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:35,120
Guillermo!
433
00:15:35,153 --> 00:15:37,222
Guillermo! Guillermo!
434
00:15:39,257 --> 00:15:41,259
Guillermo!
435
00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:43,261
Guillermo, snap out of it.
436
00:15:43,295 --> 00:15:45,197
They think you are
a bastard vampire
437
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,331
And they're going to kill you.
438
00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:47,499
- Guillermo?
- Come on, girl.
439
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:49,067
Get out!
440
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,670
Guillermo.
441
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:53,205
Guillermo? Hello?
442
00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:55,608
Sorry. Guillermo?
443
00:15:55,641 --> 00:15:57,677
Guillermo?
444
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,779
Nadja, hi.
445
00:15:59,812 --> 00:16:01,480
What? You work here?
446
00:16:01,514 --> 00:16:03,215
Volunteer, actually.
447
00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:05,350
It's a way of giving back.
448
00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,687
I mean, who rescued who, right?
449
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,155
-Have you seen Guillermo?
-Guillermo?
450
00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:12,224
Oh, no, no, not here.
451
00:16:12,257 --> 00:16:14,159
This place is just for strays.
452
00:16:14,192 --> 00:16:16,629
-I have a family.
-Hey! Eat your chicken!
453
00:16:16,662 --> 00:16:18,698
- He's not
gonna make it.
- I can hear you.
454
00:16:18,731 --> 00:16:20,700
Guillermo! Open!
455
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:22,635
Guillermo.
456
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:24,804
Uh, I don't...
think I can make it.
457
00:16:24,837 --> 00:16:27,239
Of course you're gonna make it.
I know this is difficult,
458
00:16:27,272 --> 00:16:29,441
but you've got
to be strong, okay?
459
00:16:29,474 --> 00:16:33,178
I want you to go in here
and ask to use the toilet.
460
00:16:33,211 --> 00:16:35,815
Then I want you to ask
for a sanitary wipe.
461
00:16:35,848 --> 00:16:38,183
Then I want you to ask
462
00:16:38,216 --> 00:16:40,118
when the last time
they cleaned the toilet.
463
00:16:40,151 --> 00:16:41,086
Then I want you to tell them
464
00:16:41,119 --> 00:16:43,121
you're gonna take
a nice big shit, okay?
465
00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:45,056
It's gonna buy you
a few more hours of energy.
466
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,193
- Whoa! Get the fuck out!
- Oh, fuck.
467
00:16:48,226 --> 00:16:50,195
-May I use your toilet?
-Wait a minute, wait a minute.
468
00:16:50,228 --> 00:16:52,565
Yo!
469
00:16:52,598 --> 00:16:54,332
It's my guy from TikTok.
470
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:56,334
What?
471
00:16:56,368 --> 00:16:58,436
Whoa!
Nobody fucking move.
472
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:03,074
♪ Jump around... ♪
473
00:17:03,108 --> 00:17:04,309
Colin Robinson, that's you.
474
00:17:04,342 --> 00:17:06,144
- Oh, for crying out loud.
-Yeah.
475
00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:08,213
How did they make this
so quick? And the music?
476
00:17:08,246 --> 00:17:09,549
Aah!
477
00:17:09,582 --> 00:17:10,850
Nice shot.
478
00:17:10,883 --> 00:17:14,085
Thank you so much!
You saved my store!
479
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,187
-He did?
-How clean's your toi...
480
00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,223
-It's...
-No!
481
00:17:18,256 --> 00:17:20,225
Colin Robinson!
482
00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:21,861
-Guillermo!
-You can't be back here.
483
00:17:21,894 --> 00:17:23,863
Move!
484
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:25,865
Fuck off!
485
00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:28,233
-Guillermo!
-Hey, girl.
486
00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:30,503
Get off him!
Get away!
487
00:17:30,536 --> 00:17:32,705
He's mine!
488
00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:37,577
Get off him! Get off!
489
00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:39,879
Shoo! Scram!
490
00:17:41,914 --> 00:17:43,616
Now, what the fuck, man?
491
00:17:43,649 --> 00:17:45,317
This doctor tells me
you're almost a vampire?
492
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:47,587
Oops, I have a little secret.
493
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:50,221
- Focus, Guillermo.
The truth now.
494
00:17:50,255 --> 00:17:52,457
Fine! Okay?
495
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:55,761
I took my fate into my own
destiny and I had Derek do it.
496
00:17:55,795 --> 00:17:57,630
- I paid him to do it.
He turned me into a vampire!
497
00:17:57,663 --> 00:17:59,732
Derek?
498
00:17:59,765 --> 00:18:02,902
You could have been turned
by a legendary vampire,
499
00:18:02,935 --> 00:18:06,739
and you gave it away to Derek?
500
00:18:06,772 --> 00:18:09,909
Nandor is going to rip your face
into a new asshole.
501
00:18:09,942 --> 00:18:11,109
Well, it doesn't matter,
does, it, 'cause these guys
502
00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:13,244
-are gonna kill me anyways.
-Oh shut up, you dumb dick.
503
00:18:13,278 --> 00:18:15,615
I'm not gonna let them kill you.
That is Nandor's privilege.
504
00:18:15,648 --> 00:18:17,516
Now, come on, let's go.
505
00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:20,620
I told you,
we need to put him down.
506
00:18:20,653 --> 00:18:22,220
That's not going to happen.
507
00:18:22,253 --> 00:18:23,656
He is coming with me,
508
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:26,826
and his master
will decide how to kill him.
509
00:18:26,859 --> 00:18:29,629
If we release an abomination
like that onto the street,
510
00:18:29,662 --> 00:18:31,429
I'm gonna lose
my medical license.
511
00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:35,433
Nadja! Watch out.
512
00:18:41,339 --> 00:18:42,307
Help me, you load.
513
00:18:44,409 --> 00:18:46,244
- Oh, whoa.
- Good one, Guillermo!
514
00:18:46,277 --> 00:18:47,412
-Ow.
-Yes!
515
00:18:47,445 --> 00:18:49,314
Nice one.
516
00:18:49,347 --> 00:18:50,850
-Ha!
-Watch out!
517
00:18:57,288 --> 00:18:58,156
Don't touch her!
518
00:18:59,692 --> 00:19:00,660
No!
519
00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:04,797
You're just a glorified vet.
520
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,799
Guillermo!
521
00:19:06,832 --> 00:19:07,800
Nadja!
522
00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:11,971
Get away from her, you bitch!
523
00:19:12,004 --> 00:19:15,608
Oh!
524
00:19:15,641 --> 00:19:18,811
Thank you, Girerro.
525
00:19:18,844 --> 00:19:21,947
Oh. I think I might've got a
little bit of poison in my face.
526
00:19:21,981 --> 00:19:23,849
Do I look okay?
527
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:27,285
-Yeah. You look-- you look fine.
-Good.
528
00:19:27,318 --> 00:19:28,721
Now go and find your clothes
and I'll...
529
00:19:30,488 --> 00:19:31,857
Let's go.
530
00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:36,361
Laszlo! Laszlo!
531
00:19:36,394 --> 00:19:37,963
-What is it, man?
-Help!
532
00:19:37,997 --> 00:19:39,865
Quick, to the laboratory.
533
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,335
-Laszlo, hurry. Please hurry.
-All right.
534
00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:45,871
Now, brace yourself, fellas.
535
00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:47,006
Turning the machine
536
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,941
on.
537
00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:53,746
Is it working? Do you feel good?
538
00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:58,450
It hurt at first, but now
I kind of like it.
539
00:19:58,483 --> 00:19:59,384
Yeah.
540
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:02,320
What exactly is the
purpose of this machine?
541
00:20:02,353 --> 00:20:04,857
It's just a simple
energy transference device.
542
00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:07,860
I originally built it
to combat situational impotence,
543
00:20:07,893 --> 00:20:10,596
or whiskey dick,
as you might call it.
544
00:20:10,629 --> 00:20:13,733
Oh, that makes sense,
'cause I'm getting a little
545
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:15,735
tickle in my pickle.
546
00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:17,469
Well, that's an accident,
'cause I removed that aspect.
547
00:20:17,503 --> 00:20:19,337
-Must be the vibrations.
-Could be.
548
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,607
Or could be the smell.
549
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,374
I really like
the smell of burning hair.
550
00:20:23,408 --> 00:20:24,476
What about you, Nandor?
551
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,377
How are you finding it?
552
00:20:26,411 --> 00:20:27,813
Oh, fuck.
553
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,350
Shit.
554
00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:34,053
Turning the machine off.
555
00:20:35,087 --> 00:20:36,889
Reverse the process, Laszlo.
556
00:20:36,922 --> 00:20:37,990
Well, I can't.
It's too late, isn't it?
557
00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:40,391
- Look at him. Shit.
- Laszlo!
558
00:20:40,425 --> 00:20:41,894
-Get fucking downstairs!
-Shit.
559
00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:44,429
Go ahead.
I'll reenergize Nandor myself.
560
00:20:44,462 --> 00:20:45,898
- How?
- Laszlo!
-Well, if I can drain
561
00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:46,966
the energy from people,
562
00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:48,399
I sure as hell
can put it back in them.
563
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:49,769
- Just go. Trust me.
- Get downstairs!
564
00:20:49,802 --> 00:20:51,537
- Coming, my darling.
- Don't you "darling" me.
565
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:53,438
Would I be wrong
in sensing some...
566
00:20:53,471 --> 00:20:55,908
Nandor? Hello.
567
00:20:55,941 --> 00:20:58,511
It's your boy, Colin Robinson.
568
00:20:58,544 --> 00:21:03,082
But I'm going to tell you
my real name. It's...
569
00:21:03,115 --> 00:21:05,450
Arthur...
570
00:21:05,483 --> 00:21:06,919
Simon...
571
00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:08,386
Santino.
572
00:21:08,419 --> 00:21:10,923
But I-I had to change it
573
00:21:10,956 --> 00:21:13,324
because people would laugh
when they realized
574
00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:16,829
that the initials
spelled out "ass."
575
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,932
Ass.
576
00:21:19,965 --> 00:21:22,101
Do you know who it was
that pointed that out to me?
577
00:21:22,134 --> 00:21:23,102
No.
578
00:21:23,135 --> 00:21:25,403
It was my ex-boyfriend,
579
00:21:25,436 --> 00:21:27,072
Davy Crockett.
580
00:21:27,106 --> 00:21:28,473
At the Alamo.
581
00:21:29,474 --> 00:21:31,442
-Really?
-Yeah.
582
00:21:31,476 --> 00:21:33,344
If-if you don't believe me,
583
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:37,348
maybe this knife that Jim Bowie
gave me will convince you.
584
00:21:37,382 --> 00:21:38,584
Ass.
585
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,823
- My darling, you need to calm down.
-I mean, what the hell?
586
00:21:43,856 --> 00:21:45,958
- We have a little two-faced
bitch, lying-behind-the-back
587
00:21:45,991 --> 00:21:47,960
vampire in the house
and my husband doesn't think
588
00:21:47,993 --> 00:21:49,427
-I need to know about it?
-Cool it,
589
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:51,096
my darling.
I'm just trying to find a cure.
590
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:51,931
All right? Now,
591
00:21:51,964 --> 00:21:53,464
if I can stop
the transformation,
592
00:21:53,498 --> 00:21:55,868
maybe Nandor can turn Gizmo.
593
00:21:55,901 --> 00:21:59,138
-You are a worthless piece
of big, wet skatá, Guillermo.
-Yeah.
594
00:21:59,171 --> 00:22:01,040
When Nandor finds out,
he's going to kill you.
595
00:22:01,073 --> 00:22:02,508
And then he's going
to kill all of us.
596
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:03,374
-Mm.
-And then he's going
to kill himself.
597
00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:04,210
-Then don't tell him.
-I'm not going
598
00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:05,244
to lie to my housemate
to cover up
599
00:22:05,277 --> 00:22:07,445
- your treachery.
- Just give me
600
00:22:07,478 --> 00:22:08,781
a chance to make this up.
When I did this, I didn't--
601
00:22:08,814 --> 00:22:10,716
Finally. Well, well, well.
602
00:22:10,749 --> 00:22:12,450
You've been gone all night.
603
00:22:12,483 --> 00:22:13,152
What, you can't even call?
604
00:22:13,185 --> 00:22:14,787
Sorry.
605
00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:16,021
They tried to put me down.
606
00:22:16,055 --> 00:22:17,488
What? Why?
607
00:22:17,523 --> 00:22:18,791
What did the doctor say?
608
00:22:18,824 --> 00:22:20,159
Uh, uh, uh...
609
00:22:21,193 --> 00:22:22,493
Yes?
610
00:22:23,929 --> 00:22:25,531
Guillermo is fine.
611
00:22:25,564 --> 00:22:27,465
Just your average weak-boned,
612
00:22:27,498 --> 00:22:29,068
broken-foot familiar.
613
00:22:29,101 --> 00:22:32,004
I guess someone won't be
cutting a rug anytime soon.
614
00:22:32,037 --> 00:22:33,038
Wait.
615
00:22:34,573 --> 00:22:36,041
Don't move.
616
00:22:43,215 --> 00:22:44,516
What...
617
00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:46,484
the hell...
618
00:22:46,518 --> 00:22:48,087
is this?
619
00:22:51,123 --> 00:22:52,057
Hmm?
620
00:22:53,225 --> 00:22:54,827
Frog?
621
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,195
Really? A frog?
622
00:22:56,228 --> 00:22:59,098
A frog that flies and has hair
623
00:22:59,131 --> 00:23:01,399
and looks kind of like you?
624
00:23:02,935 --> 00:23:05,037
Guillermo, do you think
I am an idiot?
625
00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:06,437
Say no.
626
00:23:06,471 --> 00:23:07,506
No.
627
00:23:07,539 --> 00:23:08,774
That's right.
628
00:23:08,807 --> 00:23:10,441
Because this is
629
00:23:10,475 --> 00:23:12,111
precisely what happens
630
00:23:12,144 --> 00:23:14,947
when a little birdy
sneaks into this house,
631
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:17,583
fucks a mouse,
they have a child that grows up
632
00:23:17,616 --> 00:23:20,119
that then fucks a frog
that looks like you.
633
00:23:20,152 --> 00:23:23,222
This is a direct result
of your slacking.
634
00:23:23,255 --> 00:23:26,558
We are not running
a fucking circus here.
635
00:23:26,592 --> 00:23:27,826
Yeesh.
636
00:23:29,094 --> 00:23:30,963
Give him to me.
637
00:23:30,996 --> 00:23:32,531
You may have fooled him,
638
00:23:32,564 --> 00:23:35,534
'cause he has the IQ
of a Russian toilet,
639
00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:37,536
but I know you're up
to something, aren't you,
640
00:23:37,569 --> 00:23:39,104
you little sneaky Pete?
641
00:23:43,142 --> 00:23:44,543
Okay, Colin,
642
00:23:44,576 --> 00:23:46,211
- if I tell you something--
- Psych.
643
00:23:46,245 --> 00:23:47,613
I couldn't give two squirts.
644
00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:53,752
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
645
00:23:56,255 --> 00:23:58,489
♪ It's in the blood ♪
646
00:24:00,793 --> 00:24:02,828
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
647
00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:03,963
♪ It's in the blood... ♪
648
00:24:03,996 --> 00:24:05,597
Gui...
649
00:24:05,631 --> 00:24:08,968
-ller... mo.
-Surely not.
650
00:24:09,001 --> 00:24:10,102
Gui...
651
00:24:10,135 --> 00:24:12,638
ller... mo.
652
00:24:13,872 --> 00:24:14,907
Yeah.
653
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,108
Carry on.
654
00:24:16,141 --> 00:24:17,609
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
655
00:24:18,811 --> 00:24:20,779
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
656
00:24:20,813 --> 00:24:22,614
♪ It's inthe blood, man ♪
657
00:24:22,648 --> 00:24:24,216
♪ Get it or not ♪
658
00:24:25,684 --> 00:24:26,585
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
659
00:24:26,618 --> 00:24:29,755
♪ It's inthe blood, man ♪
660
00:24:29,788 --> 00:24:30,756
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
661
00:24:30,789 --> 00:24:33,058
♪ Tell him or not ♪
662
00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:45,671
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ If you catch the cure ♪
663
00:24:45,704 --> 00:24:48,640
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ If you catch the cure... ♪
664
00:24:48,674 --> 00:24:52,544
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ You can tellwithout knowing ♪
665
00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,680
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ If you catch the cure ♪
666
00:24:54,713 --> 00:24:57,683
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ If you catch the cure... ♪
667
00:24:57,716 --> 00:24:59,718
♪ It's in the blood, man. ♪
667
00:25:00,305 --> 00:26:00,736
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