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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:10,309 GOOD MORNING, MR. FEENY. 2 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,422 GOOD MORNING, MR. MATTHEWS. 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,746 A CANDY BAR? 4 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,926 DOESN'T YOUR MOTHER FEED YOU A PROPER BREAKFAST? 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,083 OH, YEAH, SHE DOES. 6 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,729 AND I GOT TO GET THE TASTE OF THIS SHREDDED WHEAT 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:20,753 OUT OF MY MOUTH. 8 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:24,216 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT DOING YOUR BODY ANY FAVORS 9 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,668 LOADING UP ON JUNK LIKE THAT. 10 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,791 OH, THANKS, MR. FEENY. 11 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,027 AND PLEASE ENJOY THAT HIGH-VITAMIN ASTRONAUT DRINK 12 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:30,429 YOU'RE SUCKING DOWN. 13 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:34,399 THERE'S NO GRAVITY IN SPACE, MR. MATTHEWS. 14 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,902 THEREFORE, ASTRONAUTS SUCK UP. 15 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:37,970 LEARN FROM THEM. 16 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:44,954 HE'S A TEACHER, MAN. 17 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,411 KEEP RAGGIN' ON HIM, 18 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,758 HE'S GONNA MAKE YOUR WHOLE SIXTH-GRADE YEAR MISERABLE. 19 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,582 I'M GONNA BE MISERABLE ANYHOW. 20 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:53,918 AT LEAST THIS WAY, I'M TAKING HIM WITH ME. 21 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,020 HEY, WHO'S THAT? 22 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,524 I THINK SHE'S NEW. 23 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,926 SHE MUST BE NEW. SHE'S TALKING TO FEENY. 24 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,729 OK, SO HOW LATE DID YOU STAY UP LAST NIGHT? 25 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,030 MONOLOGUE. 26 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,732 MONOLOGUE, FIRST GUEST. 27 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,812 MONOLOGUE, FIRST GUEST, BAD SKETCH. 28 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:11,870 MONOLOGUE, FIRST GUEST, BAD SKETCH, 29 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:13,505 FUNNY ZOO ANIMAL. 30 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,006 MONOLOGUE, FIRST GUEST, 31 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,008 BAD SKETCH, FUNNY ZOO ANIMAL, 32 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,510 STEVE LAWRENCE. 33 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,579 WHOA! 34 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:20,823 STEVE LAWRENCE! 35 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,227 AND THERE'S THE BELL. 36 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,084 4 HOURS TILL LUNCH. 37 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,423 SHE'S DEAD, MR. BORNIHAY. 38 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,924 PICK UP THE KNIFE... 39 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,626 AND KILL YOURSELF. 40 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,496 COME ON, MR. FEENY, 41 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,676 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW SHE'S NOT REALLY DEAD. 42 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,878 MAY I PLEASE STAB HER A FEW TIMES 43 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,202 JUST TO MAKE SURE? 44 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:54,740 HEY, YOU TOUCH ME WITH THAT KNIFE, 45 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,775 YOU BETTER KILL ME THE FIRST TIME. 46 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,912 MR. FEENY... 47 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,748 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 48 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,518 CORY. 49 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,618 HUH? 50 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,797 WHAT'S THE SCORE? 51 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,420 BOTTOM OF THE THIRD, 2 OUTS. 52 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:11,189 DYKSTRA'S ON SECOND, KRUK'S ON FIRST, 53 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:12,424 3 AND 2 TO DAULTON. 54 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,599 WHAT'S THIS, MR. MATTHEWS? 55 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:21,766 HUH? 56 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,770 W-WHAT DID YOU SAY, MR. FEENY? 57 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,038 YOU TOOK MY HEARING AID. 58 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,942 SMOLTZ DELIVERS, DAULTON SWINGS. 59 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,377 OH, HE GOT A PIECE OF THAT ONE. 60 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:35,046 IT'S A LONG DRIVE DEEP TO CENTER. 61 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:37,949 OTIS NIXON BACK, BACK TO THE WARNING TRACK, 62 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,619 CLIMBS UP THE WALL, AND... 63 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:42,954 OHH! 64 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,458 MR. MATTHEWS, ROMEO AND JULIET 65 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,995 IS SHAKESPEARE'S ULTIMATE TESTAMENT OF LOVE 66 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,796 BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. 67 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,510 Boy: HELP! HELP, MR. FEENY! HELP! 68 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,567 HELP! HELP! 69 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,279 MISS KINCAID, THANK YOU. 70 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,737 THANK YOU... 71 00:03:58,805 --> 00:03:59,805 FOR THAT, UH, 72 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,753 VIGOROUS INTERPRETATION. 73 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,878 MR. MATTHEWS, YOU DO NOT LISTEN TO THE BALLGAME 74 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,813 IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CLASS. 75 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:11,349 MR. FEENY, WHO CARES ABOUT SOME GUY 76 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,985 WHO KILLED HIMSELF OVER SOME DUMB GIRL? 77 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:17,455 THE TRAGEDY HERE, MR. MATTHEWS, 78 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,090 IS NOT ABOUT A DUMB GIRL 79 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,993 OR THE BOY WHO KILLS HIMSELF BECAUSE OF HER. 80 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:24,996 IT'S ABOUT THE ALL-CONSUMING POWER OF LOVE 81 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,498 AND THE INEVITABILITY OF ITS INFLUENCE 82 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,201 ON EACH OF OUR LIVES. 83 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,404 ARE YOU AWARE THAT I'M ONLY 11 YEARS OLD? 84 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:40,711 ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU HAVE DETENTION FRIDAY AFTERNOON? 85 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:46,217 NO, ACTUALLY, I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 86 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,025 YOU WILL? 87 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,493 OK, GREAT. 88 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:56,695 YEAH, ME, TOO. 89 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,730 ALL RIGHTY. OK. 90 00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,730 BYE. 91 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,299 YES! 92 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,734 YES! 93 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,080 PHILLIES WON, 8-3. 94 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,314 I'M GOING OUT WITH HEATHER RALSTON! 95 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:06,498 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 96 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:09,140 IT MEANS EVERY GUY IN THE 10th GRADE WANTS TO BE ME. 97 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,120 IT MEANS IF THEY WIN FRIDAY NIGHT, 98 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,424 THEY'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS. 99 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,156 LOOK, CORY, WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. 100 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,525 THAT MAKES THE GAME WE'RE GOING TO 101 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,293 THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE YEAR! 102 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,761 LOOK, CORY, MY DATE WITH HEATHER'S FRIDAY. 103 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,062 NOW, LOOK, I GOT A SLIGHT CASE 104 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,385 OF DETENTION FROM FEENY, 105 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:25,056 BUT I'LL JUST MEET YOU AT THE BUS. WHAT?! 106 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,992 IT'S THE ONLY NIGHT SHE WAS AVAILABLE. 107 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,871 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE GAME? 108 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,662 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 109 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,430 ACTUALLY, CORY, IT, UH... 110 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,898 IT GETS WORSE. 111 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,234 SHE'S GOING TO THE GAME WITH US. 112 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:38,469 YOU'RE REALLY CLOSE. 113 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,582 SHE AND I ARE GOING TO THE GAME? 114 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:42,907 COME ON, CORY, IT'S MY FIRST DATE WITH HER. 115 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,742 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 116 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,222 BUT, ERIC, GOING TO THE PHILLIES GAME'S 117 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,846 LIKE OUR SPECIAL THING. 118 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:48,847 CORY, I'M TRYING TO GET 119 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,349 A SPECIAL THING GOING WITH HEATHER. 120 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:53,095 NOW, LOOK, YOU COULD BE HAPPY FOR ME 121 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,597 AND ACCEPT THIS LIKE A MATURE GUY, 122 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,656 OR YOU CAN... DAD! 123 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:58,990 OVERREACT. 124 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,126 DAD! 125 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,739 JUST THE KID I WANT TO SEE. 126 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,695 MOM, WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM. 127 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,898 YOU HAVE DETENTION WITH MR. FEENY. 128 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:10,201 HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT? 129 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,837 HE STUCK HIS HEAD OVER THE FENCE AND TOLD ME 130 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,250 WHILE I WAS BRINGING IN THE GROCERIES. 131 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,875 I WANT TO MOVE. 132 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,209 WHY DID YOU GET DETENTION? 133 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,756 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MISSING THE BIGGER ISSUE, DAD. 134 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,915 YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE NEXT TO MY TEACHER. 135 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,027 I WANT TO MOVE. 136 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,317 I WANT TO MOVE NOW. 137 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,986 GET THE GUY WITH THE GOLD JACKET. 138 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,654 I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 139 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,189 WHY DID YOU GET DETENTION? 140 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:33,825 APPARENTLY, HE'D RATHER LISTEN TO THE BASEBALL GAME 141 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:34,894 ON THE RADIO 142 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,039 THAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONAL CONTENT 143 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,496 OF ROMEO AND JULIET. 144 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:40,331 MOM, I'M A KID. 145 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,333 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONAL CONTENT 146 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,635 OF FULL HOUSE. 147 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,737 I DO. 148 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:49,107 Cory: BESIDES, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE DUMPING ON ME. 149 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,309 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SOLD OUT MY ONLY BROTHER 150 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:52,443 FOR SOME GIRL. 151 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,946 ERIC, SHE SAID YES! 152 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,592 YUP. CONGRATULATIONS! 153 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,649 YOU WERE IN ON THIS? 154 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,195 COME ON, CORY, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE MAKING 155 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,296 A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS GAME? 156 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,187 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GAME. 157 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,033 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TICKETS. 158 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,557 I WOULDN'T TAKE THEM IF YOU OFFERED THEM TO ME. 159 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,728 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'LL JUST TAKE HEATHER SOMEWHERE ELSE. 160 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:10,876 HERE, YOU WANT THE TICKETS? 161 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:11,941 YEAH! GET REAL! 162 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,431 DAD! 163 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:15,712 CORY, HE PAID FOR THOSE TICKETS WITH HIS OWN MONEY. 164 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:16,812 HE CAN TAKE WHOEVER HE LIKES. 165 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,247 BUT I EARNED THOSE TICKETS. 166 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,706 I SLEPT WITH HIM FOR 11 YEARS! 167 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,375 LOOK, PAL, WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, 168 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,087 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR BROTHER FEELS 169 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,123 BECAUSE GIRLS WILL BE IMPORTANT TO YOU, TOO. 170 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,748 FINE. MY BROTHER BETRAYS ME, 171 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,828 MY PARENTS TAKE HIS SIDE. 172 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:36,087 FINE. I DON'T HAVE A FRIEND IN THIS HOUSE. 173 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,521 DO YOU WANT ME AND DEBBIE 174 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,791 TO GO TO THE BASEBALL GAME WITH YOU? 175 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:43,061 HEY, GO TO THE GAME WITH MY SISTER AND HER DOLL. GREAT. 176 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,828 MAYBE DURING THE SEVENTH-INNING STRETCH, 177 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,075 I COULD RUN THROUGH THE STADIUM 178 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:49,134 IN MY OLD SPIDER-MAN UNDERWEAR. 179 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:52,036 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS UP FOR ME. 180 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:05,550 WELL, MINE'S GOT FUZZ. 181 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,285 MINE'S GOT LIPS. 182 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,321 HEY, BAGMAN, 183 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,668 ROUGH LIFE BEING AN ONLY CHILD, HUH? 184 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,670 YEAH. ROUGHER LIFE BEING AN ORPHAN, 185 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:17,195 WHICH IS WHAT I AM AS OF LAST NIGHT. 186 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:18,296 WHAT HAPPENED? 187 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:20,965 I DUMPED MY FAMILY, AND MY FAMILY DUMPED ME. 188 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,533 IT WAS MUTUAL. 189 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,303 THEY'RE KEEPING THE HOUSE. 190 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:27,283 WELL, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, CORY. 191 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,240 THANKS. YOU'RE MY NEW BROTHERS. 192 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:32,477 HEY, HOW ABOUT WE GO TO THE GAME FRIDAY NIGHT? 193 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:34,312 I THOUGHT THE GAME WAS SOLD OUT. 194 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,958 IT IS. SO WE GO DOWN EARLY. 195 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,726 THERE'S ALWAYS GUYS WITH EXTRA TICKETS. 196 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,328 DON'T YOU HAVE DETENTION FRIDAY? 197 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,730 AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT DETENTION. 198 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,331 I CAN HANDLE FEENY. FEENY LOVES ME. 199 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,565 FEENY HATES YOU. 200 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:46,858 WELL, IT'S ONE OF THE TWO. WE'LL SEE WHO'S RIGHT. 201 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:52,196 MR. FEENY, MAY I SIT DOWN? 202 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,698 I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T. 203 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,033 HATES ME. 204 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:02,273 MR. MATTHEWS, I SPEND 35 TO 40 HOURS A WEEK 205 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,642 DEALING WITH THE PERCEIVED PROBLEMS 206 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,212 OF WHINY LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF. 207 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,080 NOW, THIS IS MY LUNCH PERIOD, 208 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,216 MY RESPITE FROM THE FRAY. 209 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,451 I SPEND 4 HOURS WITH YOU EVERY MORNING 210 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,586 AND 3 HOURS WITH YOU EVERY AFTERNOON. 211 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:18,189 NOW, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET OUT OF MY FACE. 212 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,692 EVELYN. 213 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:22,693 GEORGE. 214 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:23,861 I SAVED A PLACE FOR YOU. 215 00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:26,797 OH, AREN'T YOU SWEET? 216 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,300 AND WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? 217 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,347 UH, MY NAME'S CORY MATTHEWS. 218 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,849 MR. FEENY'S MY TEACHER. 219 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,072 HE HATES ME. 220 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:38,176 NOW, CORY, I'M SURE THAT MR. FEENY DOESN'T HATE YOU. 221 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,189 OH, GOOD. CAUGHT YOU HOME. 222 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,401 HOUSEWARMING GIFT. 223 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,558 CHOCOLATE PIE 224 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:56,027 WITH A SIDE OF BARBECUED CHICKEN AND CORN ON THE COB. 225 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,206 NOW, I WOULD'VE BOUGHT YOU A PLANT, 226 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,397 BUT, HEY, YOU'RE IN A TREE. 227 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:00,398 THANKS, MOM. 228 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:01,900 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 229 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,167 OF COURSE I'M ALL RIGHT. 230 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,336 I'VE BEEN IN THIS TREE HOUSE A MILLION TIMES. 231 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,305 NEVER AFTER DARK. 232 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:08,473 WA HA HA HA! 233 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:12,776 Morgan: CORY! 234 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:15,713 I GOT TO PUT A MOAT AROUND THIS PLACE. 235 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,518 DO YOU WANT DEBBIE TO KEEP YOU COMPANY? 236 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,287 WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR DOLL TO KEEP ME COMPANY? 237 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,623 IN CASE YOU GET SCARED. 238 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:28,126 MORGAN, I'M 11 YEARS OLD. I DON'T GET SCARED. 239 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,961 AND EVEN IF I DID GET SCARED 240 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,096 AND HAD TO DEFEND MYSELF, MY WEAPON OF CHOICE 241 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:35,900 WOULD NOT BE A CHICK WITH A PLASTIC HEAD. 242 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,402 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET SO SNIPPY. 243 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:46,911 HEY... 244 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,857 AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME TEACHER. 245 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,283 OK, MISTER, DROP MY SON'S UNDERWEAR. 246 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,462 MOM, IT'S ME. 247 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,886 HOW DO I KNOW IT'S YOU? 248 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,932 WHO ELSE WOULD WANT MY UNDERWEAR? 249 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,324 GOOD POINT. 250 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,492 NOW, DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. 251 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,005 I'M NOT MOVING BACK IN OR ANYTHING. 252 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,874 OH, HEY, I'M JUST HERE STRAIGHTENING UP THE ROOM 253 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,031 FOR THE BOY WE RENTED IT OUT TO. 254 00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:16,178 WELL, I HOPE HE'S GOT BETTER LUCK WITH BROTHERS 255 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,968 THAN I DID. 256 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,538 YOU STILL FEELING A LITTLE ABANDONED, CORE? 257 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,451 YEAH, WELL, LIFE GOES ON. 258 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,408 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOUR DAD SAID 259 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,910 WHEN IT HAPPENED TO HIM. 260 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,078 WHY? WHO ABANDONED DAD? 261 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,313 YOU DID. 262 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,882 I NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO DAD. 263 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,083 OH, WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, 264 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,963 YOU COULDN'T WAIT FOR YOUR DAD TO GET HOME FROM WORK 265 00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,765 SO YOU COULD THROW THE FOOTBALL AROUND WITH HIM. 266 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,300 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING... HE LOOKED FORWARD TO IT 267 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,357 AS MUCH AS YOU DID. 268 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,059 SO HOW COME WE DON'T DO THAT SO MUCH ANYMORE? 269 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:45,896 WELL... YOU GOT A LITTLE OLDER, 270 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,965 AND YOU HAD A BUNCH OF FRIENDS, 271 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,200 AND YOU WERE MORE INTERESTED 272 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,909 IN THROWING THE FOOTBALL AROUND WITH THEM. 273 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,010 WAIT A MINUTE. 274 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,949 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING I'M THE BAD GUY. 275 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,906 NO, HONEY, THERE'S NO BAD GUY. 276 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,508 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IT'S NATURAL 277 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:02,346 THAT PEOPLE GROW UP AND PRIORITIES CHANGE. OK? 278 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,347 MOM. 279 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,548 HMM? 280 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,985 YOU WERE ALWAYS CORDIAL TO ME WHEN I LIVED HERE. 281 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,488 THANK YOU, CORY. AND I GIVE YOU MY WORD 282 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,557 THAT THE NEW BOY WILL NEVER REPLACE YOU 283 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,758 IN OUR HEARTS. 284 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,885 YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK TO ME AT ALL, 285 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,149 ARE YOU, MR. FEENY? 286 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,980 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SITTING IN THIS SEAT FOR 38 MINUTES, 287 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,493 AND I'VE BEEN VERY GOOD, 288 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,757 AND I THINK YOU SHOULD LET ME GO. 289 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,886 LOOK, AN 11-YEAR-OLD BOY 290 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,222 CANNOT SIT STILL THIS LONG. 291 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,591 I'M GOING TO GET UP. 292 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,704 I'M UP. 293 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,000 I'M DANCING. 294 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,938 I'M LEAVING. 295 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,813 MY HAND IS ON THE KNOB. 296 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,115 THE DOOR IS OPEN. 297 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,518 FINE. 298 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,089 I'M IN THE HALL! 299 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,142 MR. FEENY, THIS STINKS. 300 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,632 IT'S SUPPOSED TO STINK, MR. MATTHEWS. 301 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,068 IT'S DETENTION. YOU'RE BEING DETAINED 302 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:34,037 FROM WHATEVER IT IS YOU'D RATHER BE DOING. 303 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,451 WELL, I THINK IT'S A CRUEL 304 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,708 AND UNUSUAL LIFE-SUCKING TORTURE. 305 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,480 YOU'VE CAPTURED THE ESSENCE. 306 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,460 WHY DO WE HAVE TO STAY HERE? JUST BECAUSE 307 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,794 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS LOVE STUFF? 308 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,963 BECAUSE I KNOW IT ONLY LEADS TO NO GOOD, 309 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,320 AND I KNOW IN YOUR HEART YOU AGREE WITH ME. 310 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,956 WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THAT CONCLUSION, MR. MATTHEWS? 311 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,936 'CAUSE YOU AND I HAD DINNER TOGETHER LAST NIGHT. 312 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,794 REALLY? I WASN'T AWARE. 313 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,295 I HAD CHOCOLATE PIE, 314 00:14:58,363 --> 00:15:01,732 AND YOU HAD SALAD FOR TWO ALL BY YOURSELF. 315 00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:05,268 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 316 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,771 'CAUSE I SLEPT IN MY TREE HOUSE LAST NIGHT. 317 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,973 YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE THIS LOVE STUFF 318 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,987 HAS TURNED MY WHOLE FAMILY AGAINST ME. 319 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,154 AND YOU'RE TEACHING US 320 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:14,657 HOW IT'S WORTH KILLING YOURSELF FOR 321 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,458 WHEN I KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT, 322 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,782 DO YOU? 323 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:19,851 WELL... 324 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,655 YOU SHREWD LITTLE OBSERVER OF THE HUMAN CONDITION. 325 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,760 HOW BLISSFUL IT MUST BE FOR YOU... 326 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,096 TO HAVE LIVED SO LITTLE 327 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:36,166 AND YET ALREADY REACHED YOUR CONCLUSIONS 328 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,102 ABOUT THE GREATEST WONDER OF THE UNIVERSE. 329 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,415 Y-YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. FEENY? 330 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,206 KEEP THE RADIO. 331 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,576 SHAKESPEARE WROTE PLAYS AND SONNETS. 332 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,011 THE GREEKS WROTE TRAGEDIES AND COMEDIES. 333 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,413 ROBERT BURNS, EMILY DICKINSON, 334 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:53,451 THE BROWNINGS EXAMINED THE DEPTHS OF HUMAN EMOTIONS. 335 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,118 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT EACH ONE OF THESE 336 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,287 POETS, PLAYWRIGHTS, AND PHILOSOPHERS 337 00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,323 HAD IN COMMON, MR. MATTHEWS? 338 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,960 THEY ALL TOOK YOUR CLASS? 339 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,732 EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS OLDER THAN 11. 340 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,838 YOU COME INTO MY CLASSROOM 341 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,140 AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR, 342 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,142 AND AT THE END, YOU GO. 343 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,050 AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW 344 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,890 IF IN THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER 345 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,147 I HAVE TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING. 346 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,486 WELL, THIS AFTERNOON, MR. MATTHEWS, 347 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,454 YOU ARE GOING TO LEARN SOMETHING FROM ME. 348 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:34,091 DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 349 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,259 YES, SIR. 350 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:46,737 I LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE FROM YOU, CORY, 351 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,572 AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO FACE 352 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,474 IN YOUR DIRECTION EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE 353 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,078 AND NOTICE THE PEOPLE IN THE NEXT YARD. 354 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,914 AND THROUGH THE YEARS, I'VE GOT TO KNOW THEM. 355 00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,784 IT IS APPARENT THAT THEY ARE FINE INDIVIDUALS, 356 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,186 BUT... 357 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:07,390 THEIR REAL STRENGTH COMES FROM BEING A FAMILY. 358 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,830 AND DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY'RE A FAMILY, CORY? 359 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,331 BECAUSE AT ONE TIME, 360 00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:18,602 A MAN AND A WOMAN REALIZED THAT THEY LOVED EACH OTHER 361 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:22,372 AND PURSUED THE UNLIMITED POTENTIAL 362 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,842 OF WHAT MAY COME FROM THAT LOVE. 363 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:27,678 AND HERE YOU ARE. 364 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,051 THERE IS NO GREATER ASPIRATION 365 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:37,988 THAN TO HAVE LOVE IN OUR LIVES, MR. MATTHEWS. 366 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,991 ROMEO KNEW IT AND DIED FOR IT. 367 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,426 OTHERS KNOW IT AND... 368 00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:44,928 PREPARE SALADS. 369 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:49,166 AND THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW IT, 370 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,268 WILL SIT IN DETENTION 371 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,704 FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. 372 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,013 THIS PARTICULAR DETENTION IS OVER. 373 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,194 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE TEA WITH ME? 374 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,796 NO. MORGAN, 375 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,742 I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW I'M HERE, OK? 376 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,000 OH, OK. YOU'RE MOVING BACK IN? 377 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,645 YEAH. DON'T TELL ANYBODY. 378 00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,136 OH, OK. 379 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,304 CORY'S BACK! 380 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,439 NO! SHH! 381 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,108 HI, HONEY. I'M HOME. 382 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,877 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME. DINNER'S ON THE TABLE, 383 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,879 AND THE KIDS HAVE BEEN ANIMALS. 384 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,715 HA HA! 385 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,327 I KNOW THAT YOU AND MOM WILL LOSE OUT 386 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,829 ON ALL THAT RENTAL INCOME, 387 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,086 BUT I WANT MY OLD ROOM BACK. 388 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,588 WELL, THAT COMES AS QUITE AN ECONOMIC BLOW, 389 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,590 BUT WE'LL TRY TO GET BY. 390 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:51,128 DAD, I'M SORRY I DUMPED YOU FOR MY FRIENDS. 391 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,896 WHEN DID YOU DO THAT? 392 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,475 YOU KNOW. ALL THE TIME. 393 00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:57,467 WELL, CORY, I'M GLAD THAT YOU HAVE FRIENDS, 394 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,969 AND I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK. 395 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,906 NO, DON'T HUG ME! NO, DON'T HUG ME! 396 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,509 DIE! 397 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,878 DIE! DIE! 398 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,915 DIE! DIE! DIE! 399 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,652 YOU MISSED THE PUPPY-LOOKING THING IN THE CORNER. 400 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,652 DIE! 401 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,155 THERE'S ONE WE WON'T HAVE TO NEUTER. 402 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,825 5 TO 3. PHILLIES ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS. 403 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,094 YEAH, I HEARD. 404 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,062 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HEARD? YOU WERE THERE. 405 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,650 I REALLY WASN'T PAYING MUCH ATTENTION TO THE GAME, CORY. 406 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,466 WHY NOT? IT WAS A GREAT GAME. 407 00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,815 IT WAS NOT, HOWEVER, A GREAT DATE. 408 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,503 YOU HAD A BAD DATE? 409 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,505 NO, I HAD A GREAT DATE. 410 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,007 HEATHER WAS BEAUTIFUL. 411 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,743 SHE KNEW WHAT TO SAY, SHE KNEW WHAT TO DO. 412 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,046 UNFORTUNATELY, HER DATE SPILLED FOOD, 413 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,593 TRIPPED OVER CHAIRS, AND HAD NOTHING INTERESTING 414 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,295 TO SAY FOR NINE INNINGS. 415 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,320 ERIC, YOU'RE MUCH TOO COOL FOR SOME GIRL. 416 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,723 NEWS FLASH. I'M NOT COOL. 417 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,402 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 418 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,994 OK, YOU'RE NOT COOL. AND NOW YOU KNOW BETTER 419 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,029 THAN TO GO TO A GAME WITHOUT YOUR BROTHER. 420 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,430 YOU'RE RIGHT. 421 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,032 I AM? 422 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,211 YEAH. THAT'S MY FIRST 423 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,312 AND LAST DATE WITH HEATHER. 424 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,413 I NEVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN. 425 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,137 GOOD. 426 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,342 YOU DON'T MEAN THAT. 427 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,777 YES, I DO. 428 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,713 HERE. 429 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,581 WHAT'S THIS? 430 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,583 CALL HER. 431 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,185 WHO? WHO?! 432 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,353 HEATHER, MY NEMESIS! 433 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,388 CALL HER. WHY? 434 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,925 'CAUSE YOU'RE SITTING THERE DROOLING AND PATHETIC, 435 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,794 AND I KNOW SOMEWHERE INSIDE'S MY COOL BROTHER, 436 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,030 AND I'M NOT GONNA GET HIM BACK UNLESS YOU CALL HER. 437 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,058 LOOK, I'M NOT CALLING HER. 438 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,544 I SAT THERE ALL NIGHT AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 439 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,868 WHAT COULD I SAY NOW? 440 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,470 TAKE HER TO A MOVIE. 441 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,741 THERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SIT AND NOT SAY ANYTHING. 442 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,676 A MOVIE'S PERFECT FOR YOUR CURRENT SKILL LEVEL. 443 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,949 WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL HER? 444 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,251 I'M TOLD LOVE IS WORTH IT. 445 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,106 AREN'T YOU GOING TO INVITE ME 446 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,363 TO HAVE TEA WITH YOU? 447 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:16,439 MORGAN, I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. 448 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,086 NO MATTER HOW OLD I GET, 449 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,721 I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE YOUR BIG BROTHER. 450 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:20,745 SUGAR? 451 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,757 AND EVEN IF I EVER... WHICH I WON'T... 452 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:23,713 GET INTERESTED IN GIRLS... 453 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,814 MILK? 454 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,128 AND IT SEEMS LIKE I DON'T CARE 455 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,195 ABOUT YOU ANYMORE... 456 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,819 KETCHUP? 457 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,298 I STILL ALWAYS WANT YOU 458 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,933 TO INVITE ME TO HAVE TEA WITH YOU. 459 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,036 MORGAN, HONEY, PUT YOUR TEA SET AWAY 460 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,136 AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 461 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,000 IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED. 462 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,963 DO I HAVE TO? 463 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,232 YOU'RE ASKING ME? 464 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,701 HOW ABOUT IF WE JUST STAY UP 465 00:21:44,769 --> 00:21:46,236 AND FINISH OUR TEA? 466 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,872 YOU VOLUNTEERING TO PUT YOUR SISTER TO BED? 467 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,474 YEAH, I GUESS I AM. 468 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:51,709 WHY? 469 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,154 'CAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING 470 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,178 ABOUT MY ENTIRE LIFE. 471 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,088 YEAH, THANKS. 472 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,141 TWO DAYS IN A ROW. 473 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,877 SHE JUST DOESN'T LEARN. 474 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,890 EVELYN, I HOPE I'M NOT BEING FORWARD, 475 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,881 BUT INSTEAD OF CAFETERIA LUNCH, 476 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,284 MAYBE ONE EVENING WE COULD HAVE DINNER TOGETHER? 477 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,854 OF COURSE, GEORGE. 478 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,823 I'D LOVE IT. 479 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:39,891 GOOD. 480 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,039 I'M QUITE THE COOK, YOU KNOW? 481 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:44,995 REALLY? 482 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,497 OH, YES. JUST THE OTHER NIGHT, 483 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,611 I PREPARED A LOVELY SALAD NICOISE 484 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,513 FOR MY SISTER, BUT SHE, UH, 485 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,638 HAD TO CANCEL AT THE LAST MOMENT. 486 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,642 CONFUSED, MR. MATTHEWS? 487 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,745 YES, I AM, SIR. 488 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:01,912 AS IT SHOULD BE. 33444

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