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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,923 WANDA: Previously on WandaVision. 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,090 I'm Wanda. 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:10,344 I'm, uh... Geraldine. 4 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:13,180 -MAN: (THROUGH RADIO) Wanda. Wanda? -Who is that? 5 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:17,100 You've got two healthy baby boys on your hands. 6 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,228 Is Geraldine inside with Wanda? 7 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,605 -Can you believe it? Twins! -(CHUCKLES) 8 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,940 HERB: She's new to town. 9 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,275 -No home. -What do you mean, she has no home? 10 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,777 She came here because we're all... 11 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,570 She came here because we're all what? 12 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,322 WANDA: What is that symbol? 13 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,617 -VISION: Wanda. -No. 14 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:34,701 (BEES BUZZING) 15 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,662 I think you should leave. 16 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,914 (ELECTRICITY BUZZING) 17 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:39,998 (GRUNTS) 18 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,085 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 19 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:52,177 MARIA: No, I can't. I can't leave Monica. YOUNG MONICA: Mom? 20 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,012 It's okay, I can stay with Grandma and... 21 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:56,807 MARIA: I can't leave. 22 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,433 YOUNG MONICA: Maybe I'll build a spaceship. 23 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,060 I wanna be an aircraft pilot. 24 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,480 CAPTAIN MARVEL: When they were handing out kids they gave her the toughest one. 25 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,023 Lieutenant Trouble. 26 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,320 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 27 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,494 (OBJECTS CRASHING) 28 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,620 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 29 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,497 WOMAN: Somebody help! 30 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,044 (ALARM BLARING) 31 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,880 -MONICA: Excuse me... -They're all coming back. 32 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,506 We don't have the capacity. 33 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,720 Excuse me. I'm looking for a patient. In room 104... 34 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,930 -Who, my wife? Do you have a phone? -MONICA: No. 35 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,307 I have to call my wife. 36 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,100 MAN: Watch out! 37 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,562 (BOTH GRUNTING) 38 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,730 NURSE: Let me help you. 39 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,608 -Are you okay? You okay? Take it... -I got him. I got him 40 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,359 MONICA: Are you okay? (GROANS) 41 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,945 I'm looking for a patient in room number 104. 42 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,655 I don't know what to tell you. 43 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,414 -Monica? -Oh, Dr. Harley, thank God! 44 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,749 I can't believe it. 45 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,876 -(STUTTERS) Uh, I was... -Where did you go? 46 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,337 Well, in her room since she came back from the surgery. 47 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,798 I mean, I might've have fallen asleep, but no longer than 20 minutes. 48 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,800 Dr. Harley, where's my mom? 49 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,387 Your mom, she died, honey. 50 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,098 What? 51 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:25,729 No. No, no, no, no, you're mistaken. My mother... The procedure went well. 52 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,941 You said so yourself. Clean margins. You're discharging her today. 53 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,984 The cancer came back. 54 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:35,197 Okay, stop, stop. No, you're... My mom is Maria Rambeau. 55 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,365 Look it up. I mean... 56 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,242 -Look it up. "Maria Rambeau." -Monica, 57 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,078 I don't understand what's happening, but you need to listen to me. 58 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,455 Maria died three years ago. 59 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:48,168 -Three? No. No. No, no... -Which was two years after you... 60 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,046 After I what? 61 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,174 After I what? 62 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,134 After you disappeared. 63 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,820 (DOOR BEEPS) 64 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,739 Ma'am? Over here, please. 65 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,784 Hi, good morning. I work here, and... 66 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,620 If you did, your badge would work. 67 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,122 Right. Um... 68 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:09,458 -I have a meeting with... -You know who this is? 69 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:10,959 ...this guy. 70 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,669 Captain Monica Rambeau. 71 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,505 Director Tyler Hayward. 72 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,424 Acting Director. You haven't aged a day. 73 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,218 And you look old as hell. 74 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,594 (CHUCKLES) 75 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,262 Come on, let's catch you up. 76 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,522 It's been three weeks and you're the first to report. 77 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,024 Can't say I'm surprised, Captain. 78 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,527 How are the numbers for the astronaut training program? 79 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,196 Dismal. Lost half my personnel in The Blip 80 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,823 and half of those remaining have lost their nerve. 81 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:45,536 The program hasn't been the same since you've been up there, Rambeau. 82 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:50,290 Shifted away from manned missions and refocused on robotics, nanotech, AI. 83 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,126 Sentient Weapons, like it says on the door. 84 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,587 MONICA: It also says "Observation and Response" 85 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,923 on that door, not "Creation." 86 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,926 HAYWARD: World's not the same as you left it. 87 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,720 Space is now full of unexpected threats. 88 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:07,641 Always was full of threats. And allies. 89 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:15,274 Listen, Monica, I just wanna acknowledge the awkwardness of the situation. 90 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,985 I know S.W.O.R.D.'s your home. 91 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,945 Your mom built this place from the ground up. 92 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:21,572 You grew up here. 93 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,324 You should've been here to help name the replacement. 94 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,410 You were the obvious choice. 95 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,079 -I was the only choice. -I wasn't gonna say it. 96 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:33,750 Look, Tyler, you know the job you have to do. I'm here to do mine. 97 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,420 Let's get you back out there. 98 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,297 (DOOR LOCK BEEPS) 99 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,093 The FBI is in a tizzy 100 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,637 over a missing persons case up in Jersey... 101 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,265 -"Missing persons"? -I know. But they have requested use 102 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:52,603 of one of our imaging drones, and I need a chaperone. 103 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,230 Tyler, drones usually chaperone me. 104 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:57,441 -I get it. -Look, if this is because of... 105 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:01,445 You don't have to worry about me. I'm good. 106 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:05,741 There's no easy way to say this, but you're grounded. 107 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,827 -I'm sorry, what? -Terrestrial missions only. 108 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,245 (CHUCKLES) You're kidding. 109 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,498 For how long? (STUTTERS) Whose protocol is this? 110 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,209 Your mother's. 111 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:20,589 She implemented guidelines in the event vanished personnel ever returned. 112 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:25,636 Look, I know it's a raw deal, but there is one positive takeaway. 113 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,805 -(SMACKS LIPS) What's that? -She believed you'd come back. 114 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,268 You'd be doing me a big favor with this FBI thing, 115 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,187 -but if you need more time... -No. 116 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:39,316 -No. I'm good to go. -Excellent. 117 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:42,903 Keep me updated, Captain. 118 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,060 WOO: Okay. No problem. 119 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,817 James E. Woo, FBI. 120 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,362 Monica Rambeau, S.W.O.R.D. 121 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,865 What's the story here, Agent Woo? 122 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,200 I've got a witness set up down the road in Westview, 123 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,327 and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop. 124 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:35,873 Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program? 125 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,417 I have contacted known associates, relatives... 126 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,752 And let me guess, none of them have seen him either? 127 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:44,006 No. None of them have ever heard of him. 128 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:48,552 Something seemed hanky to me, so I took the first flight out of Oakland 129 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:52,973 to interface with local law enforcement, which is when I encountered a new wrinkle. 130 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,433 What is that? 131 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,896 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO) -Here we go. 132 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,022 Pardon me, Sheriff. 133 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,483 Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here? 134 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,569 No such place. 135 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:12,492 You're saying the town of Westview, New Jersey, doesn't exist? 136 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:15,746 It's what I keep telling your G-Man here, but he won't listen. 137 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:20,751 I see. And, um, I'm sorry, what town are you from? 138 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,044 Eastview. 139 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:27,674 Thank you, Sheriff. I'll reach out if we need any further assistance. 140 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,803 I, uh, pulled phone numbers for all the residents. 141 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:34,640 I'm only through the Ds, but so far I got Diddly Squat. 142 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,309 So you can't reach anyone inside 143 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:41,063 and everyone on the outside has some sort of selective amnesia? 144 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:44,900 This isn't a missing person's case, Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. 145 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,403 Population 3,892. 146 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,406 Why haven't you gone inside to investigate? 147 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,742 'Cause it doesn't want me to. 148 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,204 You can feel it too, can't you? 149 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,375 Nobody's supposed to go in. 150 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:20,894 (MONICA SIGHS) 151 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,481 -What about you? -Me? 152 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,484 (CHUCKLES) Well, I'm from Bakersfield, originally. 153 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:30,821 Growin' up, other kids had Michael Jordan posters on their walls, 154 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,030 but I had Eliot Ness. 155 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:37,369 No, no, no, no. I mean, why is it that you have an awareness of Westview? 156 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,080 Or me, for that matter? 157 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:43,458 Is it because we are outside of a certain radius, 158 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,837 or maybe because we don't have a personal connection? 159 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:47,963 Hmm... 160 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,553 -MONICA: Wait, where'd it go? -It was right there. 161 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:09,735 (ELECTRICITY BUZZING) 162 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,028 Whoa... 163 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:13,947 What is it? 164 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:21,205 Some sort of energy field. 165 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,916 WOO: Careful, Rambeau. 166 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,836 Captain Rambeau! 167 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,963 Watch it. 168 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:31,840 Rambeau! 169 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,093 Captain Rambeau! 170 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:37,971 Captain Rambeau! 171 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,452 Hey. 172 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,748 -What's your field? -We're not supposed to talk to each other. 173 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,377 Hmm? Boy Scout leader. Got it. (SMACKS LIPS) And you? 174 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:10,796 Nuclear Biology. 175 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,006 Artificial Intelligence. 176 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,092 Astrophysics. 177 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,511 (SMACKS LIPS) We got the full clown car. 178 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,137 It means whatever the threat is, 179 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,974 S.W.O.R.D. clearly has no idea what they're dealing with. 180 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,310 -I'm a chemical engineer. -No one cares. 181 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,521 DRIVER: All right, grab your gear. 182 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,030 HAYWARD: All right. So, uh... 183 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,615 In the meantime, 184 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,534 one of you guys check in on Hutch, 185 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,579 make sure he's ready to get those drones up in the air. Okay? 186 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:44,955 Give him a hand. Thanks. 187 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:53,922 AGENT: Ms. Lewis? 188 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,425 Dr. Lewis. 189 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,135 We have your gear set up inside. 190 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:22,701 Those drones you're sending in, what kinda data are you getting? 191 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,369 I'm afraid that's highly classified. 192 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,330 You can't see anything? 193 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:33,795 FBI, Army. I saw the Air Force Office of Special Investigations out there. 194 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,925 Research Lab, Space Command, too. 195 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,844 A bona fide, joint, multi-service response. 196 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,930 Looking forward to commemorative T-shirt. 197 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:47,100 Is there somewhere a lady could get a cup of coffee? 198 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,938 You guys look like you might get down with those little pod things. 199 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,358 -Horrendous for the environment... -Make your assessment, please. 200 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,614 Whoa... 201 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,617 I mean, whoa... 202 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,702 What're you getting? 203 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,499 A colossal amount of CMBR. 204 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,710 -CM... -Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation. 205 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:17,172 We've been told the radiation is within a safe limit. 206 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,799 Uh, it is... For now. 207 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,051 -Wait, what do you mean... -(SHUSHES) 208 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,430 There are longer wavelengths superimposed over the noise here. 209 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,977 (GROANS) 210 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,063 (CLATTERING) 211 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,189 I got it. 212 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:53,500 I need a TV. An old one. Like, not flat. 213 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,881 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 214 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,090 (RAIN PATTERING) 215 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,430 -You good to go? -FRANKLIN: Yes, sir. 216 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,224 These sewers will take you straight into town. 217 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:12,436 -Try to find anything you can on Rambeau. -FRANKLIN: Copy that. 218 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,450 MAN: Agent Franklin. We will keep this channel open for you. 219 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,576 FRANKLIN: Copy. 220 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,247 Keep me updated. 221 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,169 Director Hayward, 222 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:40,839 between you, me, and the bedpost, I am not confident about this mission. 223 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:45,385 Thanks for the feedback, Jimmy. If only my drones were as forthcoming. 224 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:49,806 There's no reason to suspect the perimeter doesn't extend subterraneously. 225 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,892 There's no reason to suspect it does. 226 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,895 (SIGHS) We don't know about the nature of the threat to send another agent 227 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:58,440 -when the first is yet to return. -Someone must miss you back in Quantico. 228 00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:01,401 No, sir. Softball season's over, sir. 229 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:03,987 What do we have up? 230 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,199 Radar, lidar, sodar, infrared. 231 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,283 HAYWARD: Cycle through. 232 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,211 Will someone get me a useful visual, damn it? 233 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,422 -(STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHING OVER TV) -HAYWARD: What is that? 234 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,549 WANDA: Can I see you 235 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,759 -in the kitchen, sweetheart? -HAYWARD: Who's doing that? 236 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,388 WANDA: Who are those people? VISION: What are you wearing? 237 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,598 WANDA: Why are they here? VISION: What are you wearing? 238 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:34,142 WANDA: Well, it's our anniversary! VISION: Our anniversary of what? 239 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,728 WANDA: Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you! 240 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:39,106 -Is that... -Yeah, it looks like her. 241 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:42,150 You move at the speed of sound, I can make a pen float. 242 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,652 Who needs to abbreviate? 243 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:49,491 Look, I know it's been a crazy few years on this planet, but he's dead, right? 244 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:52,035 Not blipped, dead. 245 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,288 Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer? 246 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,581 What am I looking at? 247 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,917 You? What is this? Where's this coming from? 248 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,043 Out there. 249 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,130 You didn't answer the back door. For your upside-down cake. 250 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,174 Oh! Hi, I... 251 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:08,051 -Is it authentic? -I'm not sure how to answer that. 252 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,637 Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated? 253 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:13,557 I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know. 254 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,142 What do you know? 255 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,896 My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's... 256 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,023 Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang. 257 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,942 Yeah, entwined was a broadcast frequency. 258 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,695 So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. 259 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,324 And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture. 260 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,242 Dinner is served. 261 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:39,458 So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers? 262 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,918 MRS. HART: (ON TV) European. 263 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,169 It's a working theory. 264 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,671 Get me a transport back to headquarters now. 265 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,758 -Are we recording this? -Never stopped. 266 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:52,262 I need immediate analysis. Now, people. Let's go! 267 00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:54,848 He's a charmer. 268 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,476 -Great work. -Hey, thanks! 269 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,561 (STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHING OVER TV) 270 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,605 Maybe I could get that coffee now? 271 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,651 Or not. That's cool. 272 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,444 AUDIENCE: Aw! 273 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,280 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -Aw. 274 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,873 WOO: First and foremost, our main objective 275 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,917 is to get any intel on Captain Rambeau, 276 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,963 but originally, this case was a missing person, so we're going to start there. 277 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,716 We've successfully identified two individuals inside the Westview anomaly. 278 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,804 Let's keep going. 279 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,349 This guest is leaving your home. 280 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,853 WANDA: Yes, thank you for coming. 281 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,946 Mr. and Mrs. Hart. Played by Todd and Sharon Davis. 282 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,536 Computational forms. And no one can process the data 283 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,454 -quite like you do, pal. -Agent Woo. 284 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:00,956 NORM: You're like a walking computer. 285 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,500 Abhilash Tandon is Norm. 286 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:08,839 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 287 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,177 DARCY: Harold Copter is Jones. 288 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,263 We got Isabel Matsueida cast as Beverly. 289 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,183 DARCY: John Collins as Herb. 290 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,443 (GASPS) 291 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,782 -Really? -DARCY: Does she seem okay to you? 292 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,036 Well, she doesn't appear to be harmed in any way, 293 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:43,332 but that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday. 294 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,710 So what, deep cover? Monica has to play along? 295 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,629 With whom? Or else, what? 296 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,215 All right. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis. 297 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,384 What are we lookin' at here? Is it an alternate reality? 298 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:57,346 Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment? 299 00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,390 It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom. 300 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:01,475 But why? 301 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:04,520 Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel. 302 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,440 But, listen, I do have an idea. 303 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:13,195 DARCY: So, you've seen that radio in Wanda's kitchen counter, right? 304 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,947 The next time she's washing dishes, 305 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:18,283 which, by my count, happens about once an episode, barf, 306 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,202 we'll shoot a signal to that little guy. 307 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,664 This transmitter will mimic the frequency of the broadcast, 308 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:27,876 and if my theory is right, allow us to speak directly to her. 309 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,921 This is totally gonna work. Don't touch that. 310 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,881 AGENT: Agent Woo. 311 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,387 Is this from the current episode? 312 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,722 -Aired about two minutes ago. -What is it? 313 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,766 What does it look like to you? 314 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,686 Like a retro version of a sword S.W.O.R.D. Drone? 315 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,397 -Bingo. -But how did it change and why? 316 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,399 Uh, to go with the production design? 317 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,359 Or render it useless. 318 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,612 -Why'd you colorize it? -I didn't. 319 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,116 Let's get this show on the road. 320 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,254 Jimmy, you ready? 321 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,339 WOO: Ready. 322 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,553 DOTTIE: ...bigger and better every season. 323 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,140 Uh, Jimmy, Monica is talking to Wanda. She's got a speaking part now. 324 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,224 What is she saying? 325 00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,685 Those pants are peachy keen. 326 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,520 She likes Wanda's pants. 327 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,939 DOTTIE: We only have a few hours... 328 00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:34,276 Wanda's at some sort of swim club. We've never been here before. 329 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,736 Is it the '60s still? 330 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,322 DARCY: Uh, uh, Wanda's with another character. 331 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,448 Real person? 332 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,658 I can't help but wonder if you and I haven't gotten off... 333 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,328 Ooh, uh, radio on the side table. Start talking. 334 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:49,499 Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over? 335 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,127 I don't... 336 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:55,339 -Can she hear me? -I don't think so. Keep trying. 337 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,424 Wanda? 338 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,801 (RADIO DISTORTION) 339 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:01,011 Wanda? 340 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,555 (RADIO DISTORTION CONTINUES) 341 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:06,391 Wanda. Who is doing this to you, Wanda? 342 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,937 Wanda? Can you hear me? I'm here to help you. 343 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,730 -(BREATHING HEAVILY) -Please give us a... 344 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,607 Pop quiz, Wanda. 345 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:17,110 How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? 346 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,237 Wait. 347 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,947 -WOO: What? -I don't know. 348 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,032 By doing it herself. 349 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,785 -DARCY: That was weird. -What was? 350 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:30,791 MAN: They say a man is never fully-dressed without two important... 351 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:31,959 Nothing. 352 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,085 (SIGHS) 353 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,878 It's over. Mission failure. 354 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,257 It was worth a try. Good effort, Doctor. 355 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,133 DARCY: Yeah, come on in. 356 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,221 (SIGHS) 357 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,064 MAN: (OVER RADIO) Agent Franklin, 358 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,358 we have you five meters outside of the perimeter. 359 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,785 (ELECTRICITY BUZZING) 360 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:12,332 (BEES BUZZING) 361 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:20,883 Agent Franklin? 362 00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:44,781 (BEES BUZZING) 363 00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:50,162 VISON: Wanda. 364 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,081 WANDA: No. 365 00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,589 (MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV) 366 00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:06,094 -(GRUNTS) -WANDA: Oh, that's better. 367 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,138 (WANDA GASPS AND GROANS) 368 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:10,140 Darling, do you think it's time to... 369 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:11,683 -Call the doctor? -Yeah. (GROANS) 370 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:12,935 VISION: Yes, I do, dear. 371 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:16,063 1950s, 1960s, and now the '70s. 372 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:20,275 Why does it keep switching time periods? It can't be purely for my enjoyment. 373 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,237 And I can't believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby. 374 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,030 -You want any? -(CHUCKLES) 375 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,740 Heck, I thought about it for sure. 376 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,325 A little Jimmy Woo. (CHUCKLES) 377 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:32,454 Get him a tiny little FBI badge. Oh, you... Chip? Sure. 378 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,872 GERALDINE: You're doing great. 379 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:36,208 You're doing great. Look at me. Look at me. 380 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,376 (BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY) 381 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,213 The jig is up. 382 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,882 -It's time to start pushing. You ready? -WANDA: Oh! 383 00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:46,552 -MONICA: Push, Wanda. Push! -(SCREAMS) 384 00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:53,684 (BABY CRYING) 385 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,102 Hi. 386 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,355 Oh, he's perfect. 387 00:23:59,565 --> 00:24:01,400 -Twins. -(BABY COOING) 388 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:03,193 What a twist. 389 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,363 What? I'm invested. 390 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,447 (SNIFFLES) 391 00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:09,116 MONICA: He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he? 392 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,742 Did she just say the name Ultron? 393 00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:13,036 Has that happened before? A reference to our reality. 394 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,121 No. Never. 395 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:17,958 -I'll take a shift rocking the babies. -No, I think you should leave. 396 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,585 Oh, Wanda, don't be like that. 397 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:20,752 Who are you? 398 00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:23,297 (SIGHS) Wanda... 399 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,341 DARCY: Wow, this is different. 400 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,179 WOO: What happened? Where'd she go? DARCY: God, not again. 401 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:36,226 -WANDA: Who are you? -(SIGHS) Wanda... 402 00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:42,149 There's nothing here. 403 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:46,278 One second, Monica is standing right there, and the next, she isn't. 404 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:50,115 -Someone is censoring the broadcast. -But where's Rambeau? 405 00:24:50,199 --> 00:24:51,200 (ALARM BLARING) 406 00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:53,660 MAN: (OVER PA) Alert! Boundary has been breached! 407 00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:55,829 Alert! Boundary has been breached! 408 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,248 Alert! Boundary has been breached! 409 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,711 WANDA: Who are you? 410 00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:04,463 I don't... 411 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:08,592 (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) 412 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,386 Who are you? 413 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,724 Wanda, I'm just your neighbor. 414 00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,643 Then how did you know about Ultron? 415 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:22,689 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 416 00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:24,816 You're not my neighbor. 417 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,737 And you're definitely not my friend. 418 00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:33,450 You are a stranger and an outsider. 419 00:25:34,618 --> 00:25:37,120 And right now, you are trespassing here. 420 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:42,584 And I want you to leave. 421 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:46,547 (YELLING) 422 00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:49,675 (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) 423 00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:02,855 (GULPS) I... I... 424 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:22,165 )BABIES COOING) 425 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:30,340 (DOOR OPENS) 426 00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:31,425 VISON: Wanda? 427 00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:35,888 (BABIES COOING) 428 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:39,683 VISION: Where is Geraldine? 429 00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:43,270 (ALARM BLARING) 430 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,857 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 431 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:58,410 Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home. 432 00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:02,331 (GASPS) 433 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:03,790 What? 434 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,251 What is it? What's wrong? 435 00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:12,674 Uh... 436 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:16,345 We don't have to stay here. 437 00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:19,932 We could go wherever we want. 438 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,643 No, we can't. 439 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,231 This is our home. 440 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,109 Are you sure? 441 00:27:31,193 --> 00:27:35,531 Oh, don't worry, darling. I have everything under control. 442 00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:38,742 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 443 00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:40,786 (INDISTINCT) 444 00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:44,122 Monica, are you okay? 445 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:46,291 It's Wanda. 446 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:50,879 It's all Wanda. 447 00:27:52,798 --> 00:27:54,716 -(BABY COOING) -WANDA: Oh, hi. 448 00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:00,055 Well, what should we watch tonight? 449 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:01,932 (MUSIC PLAYING) 34224

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