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♪
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["The Distance"
by CAKE playing]
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♪ Reluctantly crouched
at the starting line ♪
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♪ Engines pumping
and thumping in time ♪
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♪ The green light flashes
the flags go up ♪
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♪ Churning and burning
they yearn for the cup ♪
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♪ They deftly maneuver
and muscle for rank ♪
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♪ Fuel burning fast ♪
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If they're not black and blue,
they're not gettin' through.
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♪ Reckless and wild
They pour through the turns ♪
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[Sweet Tooth laughing]
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Time to send in
the clown.
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Let's clear a path.
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♪ Driving and striving
as fast as he can ♪
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[truck horn honking]
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♪ And long ago somebody
left with the cup ♪
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♪ But he's driving and striving
and hugging the turns ♪
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♪ And thinking of someone
for whom he still burns ♪
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[gunfire]
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♪ He's going the distance ♪
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♪ He's going for speed ♪
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♪ She's all alone all alone
all alone in her time of need ♪
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[gunfire continues]
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Line me up.
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♪ And plotting the course
he's fighting and biting ♪
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♪ And riding on his horse
He's going the distance ♪
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Fuck, that was cool!
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[Watts] These cops can't
drive for shit! Ha!
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[gunfire]
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- Uh, they're still alive!
- I noticed! The gun is jammed.
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Take the wheel!
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[tires squealing]
Watch your left. Swerve!
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Stop backseat driving
and fix that fucking thing.
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I am!
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[gunfire]
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[clicking]
Fixed!
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[gunfire continues]
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Jell-O, Lawman!
[laughs]
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Why do you always
say "Jell-O" like that?
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- It means "good-bye."
- What? No, it doesn't.
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It's a dessert, you moron.
- No, it's insider slang.
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A dude said it after
dinner before he--
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Oh, God damn it!
[car approaching]
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- Behind!
- Behind!
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[gunshots]
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[moaning]
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Aw, I always knew you two
would work things out,
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and I love what you've
done with the car.
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Hey, thanks, man.
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Love what you've done
with your, uh, fire hair.
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Looks really good.
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Aw, I'm just trying
something new.
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Hey, I heard you got
a beef with Stone.
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[laughs] Beef? I got
a whole butcher shop.
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Stone is mine.
Ta!
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Bye!
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- Screw you, man!
- Holy shit!
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It's-- I wanna say,
uh, Blue?
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No, it begins with "S."
It's on the tip of my tongue.
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- Stu! Stu!
- [both] Stu!
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- Haha, that's my guy!
- Oh, my God. Oh, shit!
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[gunfire]
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[gunfire continues]
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[tires squealing]
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[engine revs]
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[Quiet gasps]
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[tires squealing]
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[growls]
Duck, duck, goose!
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- Oh!
- [gasps]
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You're welcome!
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Fuck!
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[Watts] Come on, baby,
come on, baby.
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Follow me, follow me--
[clinks]
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Oh, no, too close.
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[engine revving]
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[gunfire]
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Here's your kiss
from mama, baby!
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No!
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[screaming]
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Oh, shit!
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Now's your chance
to skedaddle.
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We can't leave you
to fight this.
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The fuck you can't.
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I'm tired of y'all.
You're bogarting my kills.
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[truck horn honking]
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[Amber] Juggernaut to Twister,
we're flying in.
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[Watts] Amber, you keep
laying down that fire.
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These chickens are
flying the coop.
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[Quiet] Thanks a lot.
This next round's on us.
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Shit. Would someone kill
this fucking truck?
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[Lawman]
You got it, sir!
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- Amber!
- [gasping]
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[gunfire]
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[Sweet Tooth] Where do you
think you're going, Stone?
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You can't hide from me.
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Ice cream?
No, you scream.
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[laughing]
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[explosions]
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No! No! Amber!
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[tires squealing]
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[Sweet Tooth laughing]
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[groaning]
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[breathing heavily]
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Why'd you do that?
They were on our side!
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[laughing]
There are no sides, Stubert!
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Everybody burns!
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[gun cocking]
- Fuck this shit.
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Gotcha!
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
Okay, Stubie,
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now's your chance
to show me your fangs.
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Pull the trigger,
and put your doggy down.
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- [breathing heavily]
- Do it!
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- Come on, do it!
- Do it!
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Come on.
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Come on, Stewie.
You can do this.
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[grunting]
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[breathing heavily]
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[gunshot]
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- Holy shit!
- Mike, let's go!
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[grunting]
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You saved my ass!
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I-I think I skinned
my wang.
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Oh, don't talk
about your wang, man.
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I don't want
to look at it, man.
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[groaning]
Stubert!
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[gunfire]
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You'll abide
by the law, clown.
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Harold,
take the wheel.
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[grunts]
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Get off my car!
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You! Took! Everything!
From! Me!
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What the fuck?
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Hey! You're dripping
eye blood on the hoo--
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Oh, fuck it.
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[gunshots]
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[groaning]
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[breathing heavily]
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Oh, shit!
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Did I--
Did I kill him?
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I don't know.
You want to turn around
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and check for a pulse?
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Let's get the hell outta here!
Let's go!
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Get outta here!
Let's go!
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[engine revving]
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Holy shit, I think
we're gonna make it.
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[gunfire]
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[growling]
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God, I'm so tired of running
from Officer Dick Cheese.
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Hang on.
- Thanks for the warning.
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Whoa!
[tires squealing]
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Oh, okay,
we can play chicken.
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[gunfire and rockets whistling]
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Come on, fuckers!
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[gunfire continues]
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- Now!
- Now!
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[birds chirping]
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John?
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John! John!
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[screams]
- Get outta there!
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Well, oh, well.
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It's just you and me again.
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You know, when I was walking
a beat in Topeka,
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I used to see pieces
of trash just like you.
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They'd mock me,
call me names, spit on me,
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just because I was tryin'
to keep the streets safe.
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When the power grid blew,
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all of those same fuckheads
came to my door
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wanting to be protected,
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wanting to be safe,
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but you know what
they really wanted?
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They just wanted
to be kept in line.
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[laughing]
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What's so fuckin' funny?
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You talk so much.
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All this talk
about rules and laws,
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it's all bullshit.
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You're just a sad,
lonely man,
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and you think
you're in control.
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I am in control.
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No.
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You're just the one
holdin' the gun.
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Any last words?
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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[screaming]
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[whimpering]
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[gun cocks]
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[gurgling]
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[ragged breathing]
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[groaning]
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I'm gonna give you
a tough choice.
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You can die slowly, or...
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[whispers]
You can die fast.
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You have a good day now,
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motherfucker.
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[engine starts]
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[gunshot]
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[engine revving]
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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[laughing]
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Oh, I fucking thought
I lost you again.
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Oh, where's--
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[sniffles]
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I'm sorry.
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Those fuckers
are gonna pay.
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[engine revving]
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Hey, Bill, I'm back!
You miss me?
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Bill got promoted.
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You do not have clearance
to approach.
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Look, I know you're just
trying to do your job,
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but I have a life-changing
opportunity
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that's going to expire
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if I don't deliver this package
in one minute and 17, 16, 15--
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You see where
I'm going with this?
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- Yeah, that's not my problem.
- Uh, it will be
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if Raven hears her delivery
expired right outside her gate.
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Holy shit.
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Tell Raven
the Milkman made it.
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Let's go.
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Open the gate!
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You didn't tell me
she was so hot.
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Someone's had
a busy ten days.
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And I'm not
the only one.
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Hey, congratulations
on the promotion, Bill!
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She treatin' you well?
Good pay? Good benefits?
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Just give her
the package, John.
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Wow. Fuck you, Bill.
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How do we know she's
actually going to pay up?
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This is how Milkman
deliveries work.
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Only person who's making it
weird right now is you.
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Congratulations, John.
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Welcome to New San Francisco.
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[gun cocking]
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Hey, hey, whoa!
Hold on, man.
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Bill, calm down.
She's with me.
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John, she's not
allowed to enter.
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Well, you wouldn't have it
if it wasn't for her.
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We had a deal, John,
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you and me.
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And she's with me.
That's all you need to know.
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[guns cocking]
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If she can't go in, fine.
I'm not goin' in either.
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John, don't do this.
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You wanted this
your whole life, right?
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- Yeah, but--
- Then you need to go.
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What are you doin'?
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I'm not gonna be the reason
you don't go inside,
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so you're gonna go in,
and you're gonna be happy.
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You got it?
[gun cocking]
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Don't, John.
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I mean it.
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Quiet--
[gunshot]
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Aah!
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He needs medical attention.
Get him inside.
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Go on.
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[grunting]
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What? Quiet, no!
Quiet!
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Quiet!
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Jell-O, John.
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[door slams]
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00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,740
[sniffling]
262
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,789
Stop, now!
263
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,712
Here. John usually
makes this run,
264
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,338
but since he's retired...
265
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,048
What the hell am I
supposed to do with this?
266
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,176
Deliver it.
We need a new Milkman.
267
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:55,061
Hey! Hey! Hey!
[cheering]
268
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,230
That was for San Diego.
269
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,773
Fuck San Diego.
270
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,362
[car door slams]
271
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,117
The Milkman
has stabilized.
272
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,245
Doc said he'll be fine,
but the girl--
273
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,831
Couldn't you have
let her in?
274
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,167
She complicates things.
275
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,423
[laughing] Imagine
what John went through,
276
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,925
driving halfway
across the country,
277
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,554
all to deliver...
278
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,140
this.
279
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,641
Yeah.
280
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,313
What do you think?
281
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,358
It's fine.
I ordered pistachio.
282
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,859
Of course, they fucked up
my order.
283
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,736
- I meant about John.
- Oh.
284
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,571
He passed his test,
285
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,698
and Calypso kept
his end of the bargain.
286
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,868
Mostly.
[gags]
287
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,329
Marshmallow. Blech.
288
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,663
So it's time that
we start prepping him
289
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,874
for his new position?
290
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,085
Not yet,
let him acclimate,
291
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,295
get a feel for
the good life inside.
292
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,131
Then we'll talk
about what comes next.
293
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:27,445
♪
294
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,419
That's a nice dick.
295
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,758
All right, jerkoff,
it's just me and you.
296
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,428
Now are we gonna work it
out today, or not.
297
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,141
Come on!
298
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,308
Yagh!
299
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,102
Oh, fuck!
300
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,854
This--
301
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,939
[grunting]
302
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,983
Fuck you, fuckin'...
303
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,026
Come on.
304
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,110
Why do you make me
do this to you?
305
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,945
Don't be such
a fuckin' asshole!
306
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,822
[grunting]
307
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,241
[bicycle bell ringing]
308
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,744
[screaming]
309
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,328
Fuckin' bike.
310
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,580
What?!
311
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:30,008
♪
312
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,344
- Good morning, John.
- Hi
313
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,887
[chuckling]
314
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,013
Hey, what's up, John?
315
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,892
Hey, John.
316
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,101
Good morning, John.
317
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:54,866
♪
318
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,451
[laughing]
319
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,411
- Oh my god.
- I'm telling ya.
320
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,914
Look, the weirdest thing
I've ever eaten was an owl.
321
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,040
- No shit?
- Yeah!
322
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,083
Why?
323
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,501
I got the midnight munchies.
324
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,669
You know what
I'm talkin' about!
325
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,171
[laughing]
- You're such a badass, John.
326
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:11,424
Oh, god, you must have,
like, killed so many people.
327
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,553
Uh, yeah, yeah.
A few, yeah.
328
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,971
- Yeah.
- Mmm.
329
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,890
Yeah.
[chuckling]
330
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,810
But, like how many?
331
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,396
Aw, I mean,
I don't keep count, dude.
332
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,189
[laughing]
333
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,774
He doesn't keep count!
334
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,235
Okay, like I said,
you're a badass.
335
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,862
Oh! You gotta tell 'em
about the clown!
336
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,239
This is so crazy.
337
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,865
I think he had, like,
bondage stuff, I don't know.
338
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,492
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a lot of leather
339
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,411
and sweat.
- This guy!
340
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,787
[laughing]
341
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,038
[knocking]
342
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,378
Hi.
343
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,755
- Diane, right?
- Yeah.
344
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,382
Come in.
345
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,843
It's okay.
I won't bite.
346
00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,390
So, uh, I've never
been set up on
347
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,933
a thing like this before.
- Oh.
348
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,936
But Chester told me
you're a guard with him.
349
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,605
You don't remember me?
350
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,607
You do not have clearance
to approach.
351
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,568
Oh, shit!
Bill's replacement!
352
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,403
- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't even recognize you.
353
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,905
Well, must be the hair.
354
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,616
I didn't even
see past the gun.
355
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,245
Let me get you a drink.
356
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,663
Do you like wine?
357
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,874
Uh, toilet or sink?
358
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,126
How about red?
359
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,419
[stuttering]
Yeah?
360
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,337
- Okay.
- Okay.
361
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,171
[knocking]
362
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,589
Oh, that's the pizza.
363
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,382
Would you mind
grabbing that?
364
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:35,717
Sure.
365
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,264
Hey, got a cheese pizza
for you.
366
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,141
Wow.
367
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:46,519
I've never been on
the other side of a delivery.
368
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,396
I'm supposed to
give you something, right?
369
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,523
Here you go.
370
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,108
Bullets.
371
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,611
Would you prefer gasoline?
372
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,654
There is cash
right there, dude.
373
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,536
I hope that makes
a warm fire for you.
374
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,871
And hey, thanks.
375
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,373
I really appreciate
what you went through
376
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,707
to get this here.
377
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,584
It's not a big deal, man.
378
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:22,097
So this is pizza.
379
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,640
You've never had pizza?
380
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,810
Oh, my gosh,
you've never had pizza?!
381
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,186
No.
382
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,189
I'm honored to be here
for your first time.
383
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,026
Thanks.
384
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,492
Good?
385
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,411
Uh-huh.
386
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:59,551
♪
387
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:05,181
[humming]
388
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,478
[clattering]
389
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:16,693
♪
390
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,529
I know you're out there.
391
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,948
You don't know
who you're messin' with.
392
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,745
If you're gonna kill me,
do it quick,
393
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,079
you goddamn vulture.
394
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,831
I'm not a vulture,
you buttmunch.
395
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,666
And I don't
want to kill you.
396
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,545
Your delivery.
I want half.
397
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:36,921
I heard of you.
398
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,883
You're the one
who's been robbin' milkmen?
399
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,844
I've scratched my taint
with twigs bigger than you.
400
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,305
[chuckling]
You ain't gettin' shit!
401
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,145
[screaming]
402
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,605
[groaning]
403
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,898
Next one I throw, you'll be
drivin' with your feet.
404
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,233
So, half!
405
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,569
Fine! It's in the back.
406
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,071
I hope you choke on it!
407
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:05,116
It's not for me,
you jag-off.
408
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,618
The insiders have been
runnin' this shit
409
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,078
for far too long.
410
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:10,121
It's time somebody
shared the wealth.
411
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:25,095
♪
412
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,728
So tell me,
413
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,314
how is John adjusting?
414
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:37,816
He's doin' greet.
415
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,526
Uh, we all get along.
416
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,860
I-I mean I think
me and the guys
417
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,195
would be friends with him
whether or not we had to,
418
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,613
right, fellas?
419
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,447
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
420
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:45,281
Mm-hmm.
421
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,825
And Diane?
422
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,159
She-she set him up well.
423
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:50,245
She's pushing
for a second date.
424
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,788
Good.
425
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,707
Make sure that happens.
426
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,710
I want John
to be happy.
427
00:22:56,710 --> 00:23:00,547
And because I want it,
you should want that, too.
428
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,632
John is happy.
429
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:03,800
I mean, he'll--
he'll be ready to drive
430
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,510
for you
any day now.
431
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,970
Raven.
432
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,097
Just got word that John Doe's
only two blocks away.
433
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,351
[gasping]
434
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,978
[sighing]
435
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,941
[laughing]
- Right? Yeah!
436
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:22,193
John! You wanna
join us for a beer?
437
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,154
No thanks, Chester.
438
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:26,239
I'm leavin'.
439
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:34,456
You really wanna leave
440
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:37,417
after I gave you
everything I promised?
441
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:40,503
I even heard things
are going swimmingly with Diane.
442
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:42,756
How do you know
about Diane?
443
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,299
It's my job
to know everything.
444
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,346
- [laughing]
- The only thing I don't know
445
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:52,265
is what else I could
possibly give you.
446
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,435
Something
you can't give me.
447
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,686
The girl?
448
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:59,272
[scoffing]
449
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,691
John, you're seriously gonna
give all of this up
450
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:05,028
for some chick you knew
for 10 days?
451
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,404
I've had colds
last longer.
452
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:08,198
Her name's Quiet.
453
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,325
No way
that's her real name.
454
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:13,912
You do know her real name,
don't you?
455
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:17,665
Also, didn't she shoot you?
- Yeah, that happened.
456
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:21,461
John, that doesn't
sound healthy.
457
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,963
Okay, look, if that's
really how you feel,
458
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,882
I will escort you
to the gate myself.
459
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,343
We just have to make
one quick stop first.
460
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,220
Come on.
461
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,932
[scoffs]
462
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:38,019
What the fuck is
wrong with you now?
463
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,813
It finally happened.
464
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:42,065
I'm talking to a car.
465
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:44,359
I know something
didn't die in you.
466
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:45,402
Last time that happened,
467
00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:46,986
you smelled like
burnt baby raccoon.
468
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,988
Thank you, by the way.
That was delicious.
469
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,949
Maybe something shifted
470
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:53,868
when I slammed into that
Milkman the other week?
471
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,662
Oh, my God, now I'm fucking
asking the car
472
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,122
a God damn question.
473
00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:58,832
That's great.
That's really great.
474
00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:00,500
That's super healthy.
475
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,127
[screams]
476
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:05,964
Why won't you work,
you rusted piece of shit?
477
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:09,259
[sighs]
478
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:12,429
I'm very sorry.
479
00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:14,597
Um, that was very rude.
480
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:15,765
You did not deserve that.
481
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,142
It's not your fault
that you're rusted.
482
00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:18,768
It's just, we've been
together a month,
483
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:22,355
and I have no clue
how you work.
484
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,190
Oil goes in your mouth,
and fuel goes up your butt.
485
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:28,194
Everything in the middle
makes no sense.
486
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,155
[sighs]
487
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,741
I guess I just
keep trying pieces
488
00:25:32,741 --> 00:25:34,284
until I find one that--
489
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,368
You just try
different pieces
490
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:38,204
'til you find
the one that fits.
491
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:41,207
Fits.
492
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,126
You better not be
fuckin' with me.
493
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,132
[engine turns over]
494
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:51,843
Aah! Holy shit!
I did it!
495
00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:54,512
I fucking did it!
496
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,264
What the fuck did I do?
497
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,019
Where are you taking me?
498
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:03,938
- Here.
- Nice house.
499
00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:06,983
I'm glad you think so.
It's yours.
500
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,443
[chuckles]
501
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,029
You think a residential upgrade
is gonna keep me here?
502
00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:14,074
Pass.
- No, John.
503
00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:16,659
This is yours.
504
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:18,620
This is where you grew up.
505
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:24,668
Wait.
506
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,971
I lived here?
507
00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:38,973
You've got mail.
508
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:44,187
When I first heard
of John Doe the Milkman,
509
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:45,355
I did a little digging,
510
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,899
and when I learned
that you had roots here,
511
00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:49,943
I dug some more.
512
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,861
I'm sure you'll have
lots of questions,
513
00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:54,614
and if you stay,
you'll get answers.
514
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,537
I don't know what name
I was born with
515
00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:02,956
or who I am really.
516
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:18,221
♪
517
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:39,701
Drive!
518
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:48,668
It's just like
I promised you.
519
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:51,504
I brought you home.
520
00:27:51,504 --> 00:28:02,140
♪
521
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,851
This isn't my home.
522
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:06,728
It's his,
523
00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:10,106
whatever his name is.
524
00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:12,942
This isn't me anymore.
525
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:15,362
I found my home
out there with Quiet.
526
00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:19,407
Hmm.
527
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,201
Wow, I never took you
for such a romantic,
528
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,370
but if that's
your decision...
529
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,663
[sighs] This isn't normally
how I like to do things,
530
00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:29,709
but, hey, I'm flexible.
531
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,378
I have a job for you.
532
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,713
I'm not gonna be
your Milkman.
533
00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:34,839
Milkman?
534
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:36,383
[laughing]
535
00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:38,968
No, those days
for you are long gone,
536
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:40,929
but you're still a driver.
537
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,430
Best I've ever seen.
538
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:45,392
You proved that to me when
you made my little run.
539
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:47,477
See, you passed
the test, John,
540
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:51,523
and now I need your skills.
541
00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:54,067
There's gonna be
a tournament,
542
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:56,152
the first of its kind
543
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:58,780
where the best drivers
from all across the country,
544
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:03,660
from all walks of life,
are gonna be invited to compete.
545
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:07,372
See, the tournament
only has one rule:
546
00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:09,916
Survive.
547
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:14,170
And you better believe who
you face won't play fair.
548
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:17,007
This is where
you come in, John.
549
00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:21,052
You are my horse,
and I need you to win,
550
00:29:21,052 --> 00:29:24,723
because Calypso is offering
quite a prize.
551
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:27,392
The winner gets
their heart's desire,
552
00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:30,228
their greatest wish
come true.
553
00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:32,480
You're gonna
help me win, John,
554
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,025
and you're gonna do it
by getting behind the wheel
555
00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:36,860
and turning every
car and contestant
556
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,194
that crosses your path
557
00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:41,406
into nothing but a flaming pile
of twisted metal.
558
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:44,576
You will drive, John Doe,
559
00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:46,703
and you will win.
560
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:56,129
Okay.
561
00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:58,798
Where to next?
562
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,967
[chains rattle]
563
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,677
[tires squealing]
564
00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:17,359
♪
565
00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,989
Hey, girl.
566
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,867
I've been dying
to talk to you.
567
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:28,161
I heard you know
my brother.
568
00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:31,748
He goes by John.
569
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:46,554
♪
570
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:15,250
[laughter]
571
00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:20,171
I told you we'd find it,
and we did.
572
00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:22,549
Shangri-fuckin'-la.
573
00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:25,010
We got everything we need:
574
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:29,848
Ladies, liquor,
and long dogs.
575
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,099
This is Strawberry.
576
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:34,019
She's a doctor
and a lawyer.
577
00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,353
I met her in a strip club.
578
00:31:35,353 --> 00:31:37,147
Okay. Okay.
This is Cleopatra.
579
00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:39,482
She, uh, specializes
in French cuisine.
580
00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:40,900
- Ooh-la-la.
- She, uh,
581
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,485
is also a stripper.
582
00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:43,570
I'm thinkin' about
takin' a swim.
583
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:44,779
What do you guys think?
584
00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:46,239
No, she'll sink
right to the bottom.
585
00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:47,282
I've tried before.
586
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,241
[Sweet Tooth]
Good evening.
587
00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:50,577
- Holy shit!
- [roaring]
588
00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:53,663
Actually,
I have a better idea.
589
00:31:53,663 --> 00:31:57,417
[laughter]
590
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:06,801
[growls]
591
00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:09,304
Oh, no! Mike! Aah!
592
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:11,848
[Sweet Tooth laughing]
593
00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:13,808
[screaming]
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